Will & Rusty's Playdate - WHAT IT’S LIKE TO DRINK AROUND EPCOT

Episode Date: November 17, 2025

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all right are we going we are come on that camera has never been closer to you yeah wait andrew i actually have a bone to pick with you since you've started you've moved the cameras like one inch closer every week is this on purpose like that office prank when you have to get key to dwight's keychain we're gonna come in next week yeah right here uh i mean full transparency izzy set up this morning so look at this look what sam got me who's sam barrett oh nice juan soto juan soto tops holiday baseball ornament card are you gonna get a christmas tree for your house yeah or actually probably not because we're both gonna be gone like most of december me and you we don't live together no i know oh that's sorry that's why i was like why

would that matter scott are you gonna get a are you gonna get a christmas tree no you're gonna be gone from your apartment like mine mine hasn't come down you're gonna get one mine hasn't come down you've had it up all year it's still up i feel like that kind of removes the novelty of it i genuinely have kind of forgotten it's there it's just like a feature of the house now well it hasn't been lit or decorated but yeah it's taking it's got you lit it's gonna soften the blow yeah i'm i think also part of it is like i do like that like christmas is at home right christmas only home thing christmas for home i'm very and scott soon he's gonna be hiking this mountain for three weeks in december so i'm literally gonna be home and our other roommates

moving out now so i think i'm gonna be alone for all december why is will moving out oh i didn't tell you no you got a job in san francisco oh kind of sucks he just moved in a month ago this episode is brought to you by cash app cash app put my money in a vault pass chap who's gonna move in looking like if we can pull our player cards right it's looking like we're getting d-dub dylan walker yeah dude that'd be the three those three those three baboons living in the same house oh my god the neighbors are gonna like nickname your house like the the fuck yeah i was gonna say that but i didn't want to say it yeah they're gonna nickname my house the fuck shack we're getting such a cool roommate they're gonna nickname my

house the fuck shack in college we um we made our house like a business on google and it was called the horny hut jr whoa and it was like an entertainment venue and the horny hut jr horny hut jr yeah you say horny like in a way that sounds like hoy oh horny hut jr yeah you gotta be my buddy andrew he says horny so weird sounds like did anyone ever show up uh no but when we'd host parties and stuff people would be like what's the address and we'd be like oh just search up horny hut jr can you make your house can anyone make their house yeah yeah and so you could like review it so after the party people would like leave a review on our google oh that's fun that was like the the first iteration of like the tea app like girls would come over and then

they'd leave a review like andrew selfish lover what's the tea yeah you remember the tea app it's like a women's only oh where they review guys yeah so like you could probably look up like will denellan t app and uh it would be like tender wait make sure you use caps okay cool oh that looks kind of scary wow you lived your college that's where i lived wait it was full of ants your college houses yeah we loved ants uh this guy next door had a rooster that would go off every morning at 5 a.m and on the dot on the dot so do they have like a good internal clock or is that's something you have to train your rooster to be able to i think they have a good internal clock i think that's like their whole thing um that's their whole good internal cock because

they're a rooster yeah wait i like that i like the idea that that rooster's whole thing is having a good internal clock they have no other they serve no other purpose i don't think they do i think will's dissociated i was i was testing a bit uh things like how long would it take you to notice i'm having a stroke on the podcast and i think you would think it was a bit for like 10 minutes someone uh someone had a stroke in new york damn it when i was there i'm positive that's every time i've been there or you saw it happen our friend's friend had a stroke and so the friend missed dinner obviously sorry no no i don't like a funny i don't fucking know wait wait that reminds me can you bring up the thing i sent you andrew yeah

stroking it no it's not me stroking it it's a playmate submitted am i the asshole involving you oh no here we go is it bad no it's not bad i think it's fine i mean it's it's you might be the asshole but it's not like it's low stakes stop just wait till you see what it is it's not pad am i gonna get dunked on now you'll see uh will we got to talk about something i'm honestly not sure if i'm in the right here but i think it's something that should be discussed live on air for the people to hear i live in philly but was in new york city for the marathon this weekend i'll admit i don't know the etiquette that goes with nyc subways what i do know is that uh it was jam packed in the station in brooklyn waiting for the seven train uh with legit 800 people waiting to

get on the train i know exactly there was a small there was a small gap in front right by the tracks where people were keeping a respectful distance and let the arriving train empty out before jumping on up walks mr rusty your podcast co-host he was with a few nice young women and proceeded to walk down the empty area and stand directly in front of me in the danger area next to the tracks i wanted to say hey rusty love your work but i was so taken aback by his nonchalant cutting of legit 800 people that that stayed silent again i don't know the etiquette but i'm the guy who believes you should wait in line getting off the highway exit instead of cutting in at the last minute right and same applies here maybe i'm a candy ass for that i don't know but i don't believe

i don't believe in valuing your own time over other people's time much love to rusty but this was a dog shit move yeah you know what i totally can see you remember it 100 i knew in the moment i was shocked no one said anything it was okay for context we we had gotten there like pretty early to this to the platform or whatever and then when the train pulled up it drove like past us so we thought we were gonna be like right where the doors were gonna open got it and we were like for me that's a different thing and then we just walk when the next when that happened we just moved down and but yeah totally stood on the yellow part no no no there was a there was like a sliver and i just here's my thing am i the asshole yes does life move fast and you need to

sometimes you need sometimes you need to get to your sister running the marathon yeah yeah i i think you had said something i would have moved but if you're like we were playing a game of you knew it yeah and i i i owned you i think you're the asshole but i i think uh i i agree i'm shocked no one said anything i feel like in new york there was literally he's not exaggerating there were a couple hundred people i'm and no one no one said i think maybe it was like is that like an unwritten rule and everyone i don't know i think it's pretty unique that there would ever be like that like it's probably unique to a few days a year that there's ever that many people but yeah i mean i've yeah i don't know i think maybe because i was with like ladies

oh people are like good for him people are like play is gonna play plays don't play i was with a bunch of yeah a bunch of my sister's friends and in my defense i don't remember if i led the charge or not i could have just been a sheep in this scenario that's true but yeah i'm the asshole the second the second he mentioned the subway platform i knew exactly what it was i also didn't know i'm not a new yorker so i didn't know yeah yeah it's you're an la kid you're like what am i where's where do i put my surfboard you're like you're like where uh excuse me where's the internet excuse me where's the internet excuse me excuse me why is there no wi-fi down here i have to stream someone give me the internet uh yeah that's

that one's what do you guys think i think you're the asshole but i think it's like a low stakes enough scenario that it's like that's so funny but yeah so i i don't know yeah that's totally my bad i think it's like i'm used to i'm used to having to fight for i mean it's new york it's new york if you go if you don't fight for it you're gonna get left behind yeah i think it's like uh i was like uh i was like the rat king i am the king of the rats you ever heard about a rat king i've heard my brother was in a play called king of the rats when he was a kid and he had a line that goes i am the king of the rats and he used to sing it all the time which he was the rat king in the play i think so yeah isn't that the nutcracker

no there's no i wish he said hi i don't think that would have been way funnier if there's any words in the nutcracker are there not no there has to be words there's no words in the nutcracker i feel like there's no words in the nutcracker there's not some ballet there's like like maybe thousands is there not are there words no words wow how do they get the story willie wins again i don't know that's when i went to see the nutcracker my i love my cousin and she she got a big role she was like the nutcracker right like whoever whoever like the main no no it's like whoever like the she's like the star of the nutcracker at the main state ballet and we went the main state ballet yes now i'm listening and about two minutes in i leaned over my mom i was

like are there no words she's like no it's a ballet i was like oh cool okay uh this is gonna be a tough like it's like hours of yeah i think it's like i feel bad actually i think now maybe i'd have a have a like more of an ability to be like okay i'm gonna appreciate this but i was like 15 and i was like yeah this is there's no fucking words 15 minutes in you're just like what is happening yeah i don't know how to just like follow my death am i deaf yeah we i think you and i when we become like old guys old rich guys we should get into the opera i'm not gonna be an old rich guy if i keep buying lottery tickets it's gonna be hard for you give it all way you know it's easier no it's easier for i last night i was watching the drawing with i we

i went out to dinner with flan and i go it's easier for camel i don't know sorry go ahead it's i was telling flan last night at dinner i was like i don't want to spook you but like something big may happen in like two hours she was like what i was like i don't know like me like i don't want to jinx it but i think like you know we may be getting some life-changing news yeah in two hours she was like i can't wait for that long for to know what it is like you have to tell me i was like i think i'm gonna win the lottery tonight and she was like what really why and i was like i bought a ticket she was like oh and then we went home and we stayed up for it i guess it was only eight o'clock but i was tired and i opened the live stream of

the drawing yeah and my first number had to be 202 and it was 61 and i just went fuck and then went to bed that's a bummer i'm sorry that happened i really thought you know you should i think that's why you gotta buy a lot of tickets to increase your odds i i'm at this point okay i don't think i think the lottery is absurd and you'll never win it but okay but i am starting to get to the point where i'm like i'm due in the 50 50 raffle oh you've never even gotten a 50 50 you have have you isn't it 50 50 chance no it's like half the money goes that's how they market it yeah oh but it it makes it sound like you think they're trying to trick people to think the odds are 50 yeah 100 it's pretty misleading oh that's hysterical yeah no no it's like that's

why i was so shocked whenever we were at like when we were at the diamondbacks game yeah like i've never won one of these and i was like that seems impossible just do it twice no it means like Of every money that's spent on ticket, half go to charity and half go to the winner. Huh. So you get 50% of however many tickets were bought. But there was a Dodgers game I was at where it was like 100K or something. Whoa. What would you do with 100K right now?

Bank it or would you go ball out? Two words. Strip. Joint. No. Two words. Strip. One of them is strip.

Strip poker. New York strip. The gold one with a gold plate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd go to Salt Bae's restaurant. I would Uber to Salt Bae's restaurant, and I would go nuts. I am just going to say it, and you can cancel me for this. I don't...

He makes me uncomfortable. I agree. Although, I would like to... Like, if I could just lay down there, like, sort of like his canvas, and he sprinkles salt on me. Right. Nude. Yeah, with, like, sushi on you.

Herb told me that I need to start posting stuff on Instagram, and I'm trying to figure out what that is all right let's let's flush it up like he wants you to do like reels well he's like i i have the opportunity to like sell some stuff on your page but it's like two of my last three posts are head and shoulders ads so it's like if i keep going at this rate my page turns into a billboard yeah you need to we need to come up with a format for you yeah he's like you need to find your sundays with rusty that is that shouldn't be the goal well it is like a really brand friendly repeatable it's all it's been great for me yeah uh no i just mean like my version of like a repeatable brand friendly format oh oh oh i see what you're saying i was

like we i feel like we can set the bar a little higher you need to you need to find your sunday i think i should start vlogging dude i why you don't do like your training for the marathon because he we talked about this because that's like your one place where that has not been taken over by the work that was kind of my my gut reaction was like ah like i don't really want to make this like something that oh is do you remember that guy that that's commodified yeah that's like my outlet like i like to just zone out when i run and like have a break it's like i'm doubtfully do something around running but i don't i was something like what would i bring that's like novel to that like space like if i don't know you guys probably don't get them

served to you as much but like there's so many people are like right come with me i'm running five miles like yeah but you're funny yeah but not while i'm running i think i bet you're i bet you're up i do some goose and gag sometimes like i high five people and they really don't expect it just for a lap like like tourists on the boardwalk see that's great that's great i wanted maybe i would do it if i get one i love those camera angles where it makes your head look like a fish eye oh yeah you should do like your who's that guy francis that watched like trains and he had the gopro on his head what is it yeah francis yeah the trujo oh yeah yeah but i would look like such a fucking dweeb out there with a thing on my head yeah what if you

what if you became like a youtube prankster dude i saw a video of uh you remember you know jesse like from nelk yeah he came in here once he was a pretty nice guy but he i saw a video of him like doing another like he's like back to our roots and doing like a nelk style prank and i was like this was such like a time and place thing like this isn't funny anymore well i think we've gotten older maybe that's part of it and i think it's that was like like groundbreaking stuff it was like him like spilling drinks all over himself in the street and being like oh no yeah i was like how did it do i don't know honestly yeah i had a thought this morning because i'm running into a a predicament where like the amount of

weeks left we have like in the year a lot of them are like like sold as ads like the videos that i was gonna post yes so i was like i should probably like find stuff to post like during the week and there was there was one like 15 second moment where i was driving my car and i was like i could just start ranking beers again it would work i think i i think i will do maybe if you're not gonna do it well i think i'm gonna do i'm gonna get back into the bars i liked reviewing bars and i just kind of stopped doing that with how busy we got but i think that's fun and then i think once in a while a beer review never because initially my thing was like i'm getting older like don't want to i don't want to be like blacked out on the internet and then we just will go to

epcot every once in a while and it's like i know we've already we've already those are so fun though that i'm like so down for that i was cracking up at the clip of you chugging that beer and you go oh you've been watching film watch this oh and epcot yeah were you like blacked out at that point or were you no i remember the i i i remember the whole day that was such an impressive like watching how together willie was able to keep it i don't know what happened cannot believe it but you didn't eat breakfast i didn't eat breakfast i hadn't been drinking all month yeah and i had like i was right after my race right so i was like my body was like a vest yeah just like machine churning through i don't know yeah i don't know i think my body was well

but i also and then we like i ate breakfast we went to germany i got food that you didn't You kept just saying no to food. I know. Every time we go, I try and be the first guy to do it without eating. That's not like part of it at all. Like no one cares if you eat. No. I'm already excited for next year.

I know. Do you drink the same amount of drinks that Rusty does? Yeah. Oh, wow. Do you guys get the same drinks? Yeah. Yeah. Wow.

Yeah. Damn, I'm on my willy shit, drinking all the drinks. Drinking all the drinks. But yeah, I, anyway, I got to figure out what my viral format is. i was thinking about i don't know what i kind of like i almost would rather do something that's like more like earnest or like unscripted yeah but then that feels like cringing i was like maybe i should make a tiktok account and start there because that feels lower stakes than like hard posting shit on my instagram yeah i like kind of i guess you could argue like sundays with rusty

is kind of like vlogging in a sense but it's more just like talking to the camera i mean i was thinking like i'm doing this hike into i want to make i just bought my flights this morning going to mexico with scott we're hiking this like highest peak in mexico like i think it'd be fun to like document that do that yeah but that's like a once in a blue moon yeah i guess you're setting the bar that you're like it yeah i think what i realized the mistake with the beer ranking stuff is like if something starts working really well then you're beholden to like doing that so it's like unless you want unless you want to do something over and over again like don't try and don't start a format if you're not prepared to like do that for maybe i just make like

see the word vlogging sounds lame right but like some sort of documentation of because i feel like generally we have like pretty interesting weekends i don't know i'm like well do i want to do this But I'm like, yeah, I should. Yeah, I should grow my personal brand. It would be really funny for your first video to be like, hey, I'm Willie, and I'm ranking these 12 for locos or something. Yeah, wait, the blueprint's there. Yeah, yeah. Oh, man, that was, that video, because it didn't do crazy well.

Really? It has, like, I think, like, a million views. but it's like no no there were like there were like a million other videos that did better than that one but i think that one like i that one gets brought up to me the most yeah but it didn't it didn't do as well as like you know the majority of those videos did and every time someone brings that up to me it's like i get like vietnam flashbacks that was the that was one of the hardest days ever i mean the search bar whenever i see one of your videos is like rusty drinks for loco yeah yeah every time that was a tough day hey that's okay you can have tough days as long

as you sprinkle in some good yeah it is funny that like i had time to do that yeah you know like every covid right no no like i guess kind of but i was in florida and we were like fully in school like i was going to class and stuff like i would just finish class and call like a couple buddies and be like do you guys want to do a beer review and we'd all just like i probably did like every five days it's crazy yeah that's like once a week or sometimes twice i guess it would turn out to be yeah yeah did the first one like pop off and then yeah they all uh no i posted like two oh two before it did really well okay but it became like very clear like oh i got the i have a good format okay here uh it was a pledge task i think i told you yeah and then

and then it was just like okay you don't have to do this anymore i was like no i think i'll keep it i think i'm good i think i'd like to what was the task you had to get a certain amount of followers yeah it was like something stupid i think he was completely joking and we did like he said it in this guy ford johnson said it like in passing and we were like oh we're on it and what's he up to now ford johnson ford johnson is killing it in uh i want to say he lives in kansas city and that's where he was from and uh i believe he has some good job i talked to him once in a while he's a cool guy it's a cool name i will tell you that there were a lot of there were a lot of a lot of good names yeah crinkle lamont yeah he was our secretary

secretary and i was the judge you think what if he was the secretary i was his judge he passed the laws and i wouldn't budge i'd get him coffee he said dear that's enough now sit down on my lap and let's make some love if you're if you're gonna be my secretary you can't unravel or else i'll hit you upside your head with my gavel whoa this is actually like fucking fire he's banging the gavel wait no one sampled this no one sampled he's banging me with his gavel tonight do judges have secretaries i do i think so mine does mine does no they have i go to court so much like a did judge you can you google hottest hottest judge hottest judge

ever 2025 no that's not what we said that's not what we said raid shadow legends google hottest judge tallest judge not on the yankees hottest judges ever judge ever no no he was joking now it's only gonna come up with yankees ones okay wait you want hottest judge which one hottest judge hottest judge it's got to be judge judy that fourth one oh my god that third one can we watch her no we can't watch judge liz it's the temperature in my house literally guess the temperature in my house 75 89 degrees okay 89 degrees why you might ask because my brand new air conditioning decided to take a in the middle of july in south florida so that's wait pause this for a second this fucking sucks is this if i if if my content

looks anything like that please tell me this is dirty stuff it's not dirty shit that felt like it was it's gonna turn away she's gonna get stuck in the air conditioner all right stop it i don't want to watch this shit anymore you know how annoying it is for audio listeners when we watch shitty videos we gotta be better we gotta be more disciplined we gotta talk about i mean there's video on spotify now i'm sorry am i screaming now no i know but like if they're listening in the car on the go they can pull over and watch it pull over and watch judge liz i you know what i'm gonna say it i don't think she's a judge this episode is brought to you by cash app wait i have a question what was your first job i was a pool boy pool boy they pay you for that they did

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that thing on me look at that tell them what to pair it with come on pair it with that that apple pie shake baby oh my god this is so good is it delicious wait it's actually my shake is bussin i was i will say the two of these things together on their own they're both delish but when you pair them together you are opening a world of flavor possibilities let me tell you like the texture thing too it's like tender juicy beef and then you get like a smooth creamy milkshake this is like the super bowl for guys who like having a good lunch i'll say it i'm not afraid to say that hey i and this look i mean this is like what's this is like apples and oranges what goes better together or wait or it's like apples and apple pie baseball it's just a good combo is what i'm

trying to say it's a good like will and rusty it's a good combo right oh guys get into the holiday spirit and try this combo before it's gone as the apple pie shake is available for a limited time at arby's and it goes together perfectly with willy's double roast beef sandwich get them today at your local arby's i love arby's oh here's an idea can i tell you something it looks like anything but thank god i have two two stories written down in here all right uh this is a sketch idea where you just met this was inspired by my my meeting the parents but it's like you they you just introduced your parents to your new boyfriend okay and you're like so mom like what do you think and like he made a bad impression in this context and she's like i mean he's fucking

sexy obviously but like i i just feel like his like like vibes were off that's like the like the mom being like yeah i mean i get like obviously he's fucking sexy and shit like but like i just like i get why you'd want that right like he's i get why you'd want to get all up on that yeah like he's a fucking he's a fucking smoke show but like i he's yeah this is inspired by real life at all no no no i hope not i just thought it would be funny like a mom being like what do you think mom's like oh well well obviously he's obviously he's fucking sexy but like he's got a body that obviously like you could surf see the bulge from the from the car but i i don't know if he's really the right right you know fit i could see his bulge from

anyway that was my idea for the mom who's saying that and then here's my other story which is this is very funny so tanner roberts i don't even think i told you this in real life either yeah i get i wake up to a i was in ohio wake up on saturday morning friday morning and i have a missed call at two in the morning from tanner roberts who's our editor here who edits all of our like youtube videos um and he had called me at 2 a.m and texted me like yo text me if you see this i i i got or like i got a crazy story to tell you or something sorry if i woke you up or something and so i texted back in the morning i was like hey sorry i was asleep what's up he's like i am now i'm now sober so i'm realizing i think i made a mistake but i went to a concert

last night and i met the opener afterwards at a bar and they said there were a band called racing mount pleasant and i thought that that was the band that you love and see all the time which is mount joy and so i got them all to sign a personalized card for you and anyway so he sure enough he went and saw geese actually which is like one of my favorite bands and the opener was this band race mount pleasant who i actually also do know and their song your new place is fucking awesome but he thought it was mount joy and so i now have a personalized card from this band racing mount pleasant this is like to willie d and they all signed it our biggest fan yeah it's literally one of them wrote fuck you which is kind of like punk oh yeah wait did they did they

have like cards on hand or no it's like a pamphlet from the venue it's like enough it's not well that could be worth something someday it is it's like a or it's worth a million dollars you could ebay it well i i it was so thoughtful it's like almost a sweeter gift that he was just like i guess so he told me the story he's like at the bar for the show and he was talking to this guy and he's like the guy was like do you like the opener and he was like yeah he's like that was us and he's like no way what's your name he's like racing mount pleasant and he went like oh my god my buddy loves you guys the guy was like oh no way we'll like sign something for him and but it's just thought it's cute that he was like thought of me he's a very he's a very thoughtful guy yeah but

it's funny but now i told him i was like well now i really i did know this one song by them but i was like now i really got to get into them right because i have this this thing is going to become exponentially cooler so now i've been re-listening to that song and i'm i listened on the way to work today it's so good you should check it out well it's cooler it becomes cooler the more interested in them you are so now you have to turn yourself right that's what i'm saying yeah but let me also put let me let me i know you do song of the day but let me put y'all on new my new indie pop girly indie rock girly even uh hannah brewer she got this song called small town rock star i'm not she's not paying me to say this but i've been obsessed with this song and it does

not a lot of streams that i want her to take off okay i'm excited that sounded like when i was when i was telling people to go to santa monica chrysler dot yeah no i don't know you're doing an ad right now i don't know her at all is she i think she's australian and she's got like brewer small town rock star the music video is all like the sims wow i really like that it's good right yeah it's not awesome we just played it if you're at home it feels like gracie abrams coded kind of almost like a little more rocky like a little like uh i love like a blown out kind of like staticky like sat like vocal in the chorus yeah what did bob call it like fuzzy rock or something oh yeah i played it for bobby yeah yeah the other thing i can't i but also she's i think she's

australian and the chorus has something about like almost went nine yards babe you hit it out the ballpark and i'm like is that like australian rules football or something like it feels like some blend of like baseball and like football yeah my horny ass could not have a sims account that's all i'm saying anyway did you ever have a sims account um no i never did it did you ever do dragon veil was that the app yeah i did do that app was the first first kid mr whaley's class get a rainbow dragon dude we had they issued us all ipods or ipads that was a total fuck up sorry they gave us all ipod shuffles they all gave us all ipads in my middle school but they were like all like i think i've mentioned this before but they were all like like secure like

you couldn't download your own apps yeah like but then someone figured out this like crazy loophole like you would go into like game center and do blah blah blah and you could get dragon veil and so everyone had dragon veil and that was like the one but you had to like hide it yeah and then yeah everyone got there was like a big bust or everyone got caught busting or everyone got busted everyone was busting on their ipads there were kids that i remember uh searching some naughty things on their on their macbooks and getting caught how they get caught do they like monitor i think the uh mr lund had access to all your search stuff that's what edge told me he can when i i have a company phone yeah and he told me that uh that he can see everything i google

and so i didn't search anything naughty for like two weeks he that came for two weeks now you've been going nuts well because i found i found out it wasn't true i was like there was a small part of me that was like even the first time i googled something naughty i like made it more i tried to click on the most tame title so that if he clicked on it wouldn't be like a weird thing to be watching because sometimes like the you know the thumbnail looks sexy but it's like i don't necessarily agree with the plot but like i'm not gonna watch the beginning anyway so i'm just gonna skip to the good stuff and you did this on your work phone i only have a work phone your phone your personal phone is not your no mine broke and he got me a he got me a phone because i do

like work stuff on it and uh and i never replaced my like personal one i just use this as like that's kind of good to know yeah yeah i should break the first the first time i got first day i had mine you shattered it you remember and then lucas broke mine we were it was the last time we were at epcot i dropped times ago two times ago he i dropped his phone it was in the transfer and i contend that no i was five feet away from him from him and he just put his hand out thought i had my hand on it and just dropped it that's not what happened but i wish we unfortunately it was like the one time that day we weren't rolling so there's no evidence but and then lucas the same thing happened lucas dropped my phone like five minutes later did it shatter it also broke like

on the back so you guys just had no phone at epcot no i mean they both like work they were just like cracked but uh edge kind of pwned me yes remember like yesterday we were kind of like get we're getting into it yeah with our one of our bosses and then edge at the end of the day when i was leaving he's like you feeling better now and i was like feeling better like what he's like oh i heard about it i was like okay blah blah blah and then so then we kind of got into it not got into it but i was just reiterating all my stuff and then at the end i was like i don't even think these are big words well two of them aren't but i was like this is an insulting expectation of subservience and he just goes okay sat words and walks out the door and goes home and i was like

fucking own you fuck yeah you deserve that no but insulting and expectation aren't big words yeah but it is funny like if you're losing an argument yeah he's just like my own boss was like okay sat words and sat words subservience yes that was okay that they're all fine on their own but i i'm kind of with him that grouping them together the moment i said it i was like i sound like a fucking prick what you were doing i'll be honest i don't know what subservience means like uh submitting maybe yeah just like being like blindly kind of falling in line megan fox absurd i was like that sounds like a good time yeah uh willing to obey like they were trying to get us to do something that we didn't want to do i mean it was a perfect that

that's a great word yeah i kind of like i was kind of like when i dropped it i was like i'm either sound like a prick or i just dropped like the hottest bar of 2025 i just ate an insulting expectation of a subservient i mean that's that's no crime that's s tier stuff yeah i maybe makes me look like a fucking idiot i talked with the boss this morning and he completely understood where you're coming from who mott's yeah but he doesn't make any of the calls no no but he explained to me why they want to do it and it made sense um did i ever tell you back to school laptops ever tell you my my buddy made his apple id penis come it was steve rim jobs at uh at icloud or at cape elizabeth schools.org and uh he couldn't change it before the day that it was

time to turn him in and mr lund was not happy there was there was one kid that would give mr lund hell his name was jack and he would oh my god so like i think he went into his office one time he had like a little bit of cheeto dust on his fingers and like shirt and he wouldn't drop it for the whole year like every time he saw him he would make like a cheeto dust joke to like a kid no no the the the tech guy had cheeto dust on his fingers and shirt like one time oh so the kid and the kid would just hassle him every single day i can't believe you guys had macbooks we just had chromebooks we had like those shitty we had we didn't macbooks in middle school and then ipads in high school we didn't have anything in high school we said our own i had

lenovo thinkpad guilty little red dot in the middle kind of looks like a clit doesn't look like a clit but it's like bro gets a girlfriend and all of a sudden claims he knows what a clit looks like i'm guessing knows where it is i literally i don't think i i don't think i knew where it was okay all right until all right stop here's the thing did i tell you i don't think i didn't think i had i still don't think i had seen a vagina uh in person for like i'd been having sex for years and i'd never seen one have you seen one now yeah of course but like what i don't think i had seen one for the first like a handful of times i had one it was so nervous close your eyes no no just like i'm not all right let's uh wait what were we talking about i had

something to say um will lenovo think pads before that i used to go nuts speaking about think pad that reminds me of my buddy thomas and uh he also had one and he's coming in tonight my two best friends from high school are flying out oh nice they get in tonight and i'm super excited what do you guys what are you going to do uh we're going to yosemite this weekend right we're camping for two nights are you taking tomorrow off no we're going on sunday morning and i took monday tuesday off oh nice yeah so we're camping sunday night and monday night um so it's kind of perfect so we get the weekend in la so i can show them you know la go out a little bit and then we'll get up sunday and go camp and scott's gonna come too so it's kind of a a blend i'm taking my best

friend from college two best friends from high school yeah and we're all four going camping have they met before four person tent that's close so uh no they've never met how do you think that's gonna go i feel like it will go great because the common thread is that we all get that i get along with each of them so it feels hard to believe that are they pretty similar guys i think so it's kind of like hard for me to even like think of because you haven't seen the high school guys in a minute yeah or just no i'm like yeah they're all similar but i'm like i get like i don't know i feel like it'll all come to light once we're all they're all in the same room but Yeah, are you going to see El Cap?

Yeah, but I don't think we're going to free solo it. We couldn't get, I guess, where they ran out, so we're going to have to pay. We're doing a paid solo. A paid squad. Have you seen that guy that's been free soloing a harder face every day until he falls? Do you see the guy that died on El Cap recently?

No. He was live streaming. Oh, I did see that. I haven't seen him live streaming it. I think they just live streamed the face of El Cap for people to like go watch did he just fall like he got to the top and his pack had like gotten caught

and he like tried to go back and get it and I didn't really understand it but basically something with like like he wasn't free soloing it actually he was he had a oh it was the one where he reached the end of that like basically something happened where like the balance got fucked up and basically the rope just gave out

so it was like holding onto a rope that has nothing on the other end and so just completely released and he fell to his death so sad oh my god but yeah we're gonna we're doing some other i think big hike on something on monday but i'm i'm pretty excited i've never been to yosemite i've heard it's unbelievable are you taking the car up yeah i got a whip brand new whip got no key like yes indeed yellow for barbie like peachy coo but what were you gonna say uh i was gonna ask how long the drive is i don't know what do they like to listen to because that's that's the hardest we all like we all like like sad girl all of them

yeah so we're gonna like that song small town rock star is gonna go double platinum on this car ride still sounds like i'm paid by that song but i swear i'm not but they all it's perfect my my buddy daniel's like he's he loves like mom jeans and shit okay which is like a little more emo than scott but i think we'll meet in the middle are you do you think you'll see any shawty's up there no i got one shorty on my mind she's here so are you excited to be like a wingman now yeah i'm totally wingman you're gonna be like a wingman i'm gonna be like a wingman do you have a good line so i introduce scott to women yeah i'll be like you ever seen a 5 000 foot long penis how do you know scott's about to walk into the bar his penis has been

there for 10 minutes bang wait you know what's fun i was saying i booked my flights to mexico we booked them from tijuana to mexico so we're gonna drive so the tijuana airport is on the border of the u.s so you can go park in the u.s and then you just walk into the airport like there's an entrance in the u.s whoa and then you just walk across the border and then all the flights are like mad cheap because like the peso is just less how long is it it was gonna be 800 dollars round trip from lax or 300 from tijuana so it's we just have to drive there but when i lived in san diego every uber driver i ever had there was like yo man you single and i'd be like yeah and they'd be like man you got to go to this place called hong kong down in tj which is what

they call tijuana down there yeah and i go oh okay like like chinese food or something he goes nah bro it's the sickest strip club i've ever been to he goes you can do whatever you want there and it's so cheap and everything like that he goes i take my boys at least once a month this is every uber driver conversation i've ever had you can like they're like prostitutes yeah i think so i think it was like a strip club slash you can do whatever you want yeah what if like what i want to do is not sexual what if i want to play wingspan yeah i think they'll play i bet they'd be like table in one of the rooms that someone's not like trying to get up all get up on him yeah dude that is that place goes crazy that is good to know because i'll be there

wow wow i played settlers of katan last night how bad guy scott our buddy connor i had an all-time performance all time no one ever suspected a thing what were you going for like longest road i did longest road largest army two victory points from dev cards how did no one suspect a thing no one suspected thing because see that's the name of the game is like if you're the guy that people have a that has a target on your back yeah it's really like you know someone jumps out to lead and then everyone kind of fucks them with the robber and i only had two i never built another settlement so i just had two settlements that i turned into cities and then i just slowly was accumulating dev cards and no one went for longest road so i

i won by placing my fifth road which automatically gave me longest road and i already had largest army and two victory points that i pulled which is luck i mean that's just beautiful stuff i still don't know how to play it in person i can only play it on steam that doesn't make any sense because i don't it does everything for it's kind of like uh like i played billy langdon in chess the other day yeah i'm really good online i'm like a 650 700 which is like kind of average but like better than most people yeah and uh but we played in person and it just doesn't my brain doesn't work the same way it's kind of sad isn't it it's just easier to see everything laid out yeah from above you're like standing up like i wiped billy and chess oh you won yeah

but he's not very good uh but we were playing in the aloft uh lobby aloft aloft lobby and i waxed him hey good waxing never hurt nobody come on i would love to get waxed uh did you call lauren love bug no really i didn't have you made any progress you know why i didn't because the next time i saw lauren after we recorded was after we did the who's high thing and i had a taken a 10 milligram edible and i was really high and i was scared i like she like we had plans like go over and like make dinner and stuff and i got there and i was like kind of bugging out oh really not bugging out but i was just like like i was she was like you you're really quiet and i was like yeah i'm really high right now yeah i like being high around flan no i like it too like it was just like

i felt like bad because it was like right after work and we had plans to like cook together you know what i mean like it wasn't like we like usually if we'll you know take an edible like at the same time or something yeah the same page or at least or it's like later in the night but it was like showing i felt like i was like sorry work got me really high like i'm really high really high on my job but uh i just sat there on the couch and her friends were there so it was fine so i just kind of melted is that how much you usually have like 10 mil no i never take more than five i should have taken five we didn't have a choice i know well i asked for five and they were like yeah for sure and i ate it and i was like that was five right and they go no that was 10

wait did you sleep here um i did for a little bit well i still had to edit the podcast after yeah i wanted to get more into this because we kind of i didn't want to like bore our guests yesterday but so you got were you like freaking out yeah like the whole time i was like terrified i'm still like anxious from it i feel bad i feel bad i thought you were like i thought that was like uh do you take edibles ever barely ever yeah so that makes i think everyone else there like takes them kind of regularly yeah but i would like so that's why i like wanted like a lower dose yeah you just do five and i just assumed that they would give me five since i asked for it and after i'd taken it they were like but i was like i gotta edit the podcast after this which is like

another reason i can't do like a whole lot and i just edit it like super high like high cuts that's what i was like we go on and there's just like an unedited like 40 minutes just cuts like a video like snacks i was honestly thinking that at like some point like i would cut to the wrong person talking or something and people would be like why is the second half of this podcast edited like super weird that's like someone hide do you smoke weed and it's just not early yeah barely yeah because that that was my rationale for voting for you is that i was like oh he's he seems like the highest guy so he's acting he's acting you know what i mean that was like my thinking but i genuinely feel bad when i found out you were actually high i was like oh my

god yeah that was your first time doing an unscripted video um right i mean we had done mafia and then the beer olympics yeah can we do a high episode of planet yeah yeah that would be really i actually almost took an edible for my run today and i was like it might be kind of high for the pot and then i was like that's actually probably fine wait you did like this morning yeah because i'm trying to get because the sun dude this it's pitch black when we leave work now the time change so i have to run in the mornings i've never been that guy but i'm i got about like 6 45 today and went for a run i was talking to strider after and he was cracking up that we didn't think andrew was high he was like it was so clear to me or to him which of

us were high like he said you and i fell first like we were like whispering like joking with each other it was like all right those guys are clearly high and then he looked over to andrew and he was like andrew was literally the highest guy i've ever i don't know how you guys didn't think i thought he was like hamming it up that was the only thing so the thing was was that it didn't hit until like the second round yeah and so like yeah i was like faking it in the first round so you guys were totally right and then i think everyone was like too high to like change their mind you were faking i was just like i'm just gonna act however i feel right now there was no part of me well he well i was just like you would want to act high if you weren't the guy

i mean like i know but i didn't feel super high at the beginning so you like were like oh fuck i'm the one that's not high i need to act no no i i guess i like miss said that i was just like i thought like there was a chance i'm like high right now yeah but i was like doing everything like i was like answering the questions like normally and just like eating pizza and stuff but i could tell that like jokes were like funnier to you guys than they were to me so i kind of and i didn't want to be the one guy like not laughing so i'd be like oh i'll like laugh a little extra since everyone else i think we picked up on that that's why yeah and then i think everyone was too high after that to change their mind once i actually started tweaking but when i voted for

myself in like the second or third round i was genuinely like i need this video to end now like i am so high and i like need to like go home and lay down the funniest was when you uh you deferred abstained or abstained yeah he was like all right everyone vote and it was like i abstain and we were like what no definitely it's definitely not the every round started to be like you can abstain that was correct i didn't want to create any enemies in the first round dude that was i think that was one of the funniest things we i maybe it was just because i was really high but yeah i hope that comes out the way i think it's gonna be like that was so fucking i would do that pretty regularly 100 i felt fine the next day like it's not like i was glad oh i still felt

like i was in like some kind of like dream state really the next morning yeah i felt super weird coming into work and then i was also just like super nervous and paranoid that like i was like an asshole to you guys if anything you're the opposite yeah we were like you're not getting high you're not getting and then my exit interviews were like super sad and i was like can you like cut all that because i think i got like really sad in like the end because i was just like they were ganging up on me like i was like i was super high and paranoid and like i would just go on these long tangents and i'd be like what did you ask again and caleb was like i asked how you felt when the dog came in yeah he said he asked oh yeah the dog was like andrew

like how are you feeling and when the pizza came out and he was like andrew talked for like seven minutes and then we'd be like wait what are we yeah i my giveaway the moment i knew i was high was when i went for like the eighth piece of pizza yeah in the first like 10 minutes i was like oh i'm because that's like i'm a i eat so much i don't know how to get past that's my only reason i would i would take an edible every single night because i i love the way it makes me feel but i can't afford to have 4 000 calories i can regulate it like if i'm intentional but in this i went in there being like if i'm high i'm eating like i was like excited to so i just had no filter i think i'm gonna get into smoking real weed dangerous i think that's pretty cool i also feel like that's

like it's bad for your lungs and like yeah but like something about like the ritual of it feels cooler like like yeah we don't have to work for it at all anymore like now it's just like i i take a gummy and i'm just good i prefer that so much i have no desire to smoke actual weed real weed makes me paranoid so i don't know why or not paranoid but i like feel less at ease like i think the edible part of it is nice because it's just like a slow like i also felt bad because i was like i was like the teenager that like got high for the first time because i was like going to like luke and jack and i was like so like how long is this gonna like last you know like stressing like because i was like you know like i just like i gotta edit the podcast you know not

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rest of my life andrew when i was in when i was in high school like i was not smoking with like younger kids but i feel like when i was younger there were always like older kids there and looking back on it it's like i don't know why that would be enjoyable for like an 18 year old kid to be like hanging out with like a 13 i've always wondered that i feel like i've always like reigning like an older crowd and like yeah but like now looking back on that like yeah why would an 18 year old be with like a 13 year old yeah smoking weed especially i never want to do that again i think um or at least i'll do a lower dose you're not a weed guy i mean like if it's like a low dose like i gotta build my way up to like 10 milligrams you can come with me to if you want

i'll take you to my spot okay and i'll show you all the stuff that makes me feel good because there's stuff i like avoid yeah because there's also like the strains and shit like that you know edibles i don't think strain matters because they're just extracting the thc okay when i first moved out here i was asking ty my roommate i was like where should i go he's like go to cookies it's the footlocker of weed i was like what does that mean and then i went in and i was like yep this is exactly what a footlocker would be if they sold weed interesting every dispensary i've been to looks like it's in like a laboratory like you walk in it's like all white walls yeah and like glass and they like try to make it seem like it's like cooler than it is i'm like it's just

we and they're more like synthetic yeah yeah futuristic the cookies people are super cool you just walk in and they kind of let you do your thing but if you like have any questions yeah you can ask it is it does feel like it feels like a footlocker yeah yeah that sounds like it like a zoomies type of thing no no no no like it's not like a hot topic of no no no you walk in and it's like a spaceship oh okay so it is also like futuristic i uh i think i'll go after this the last um couple times i've done edibles though i haven't really had that much of an issue but i've always been doing like low doses do five always do five yeah five will five will always get you the amount that you that the average person wants to be high and if you

want to get higher take and then take more yeah that was the thing it's like you can always take more oh that's why like a dab pen is you can kind of like you can like uh surf it a little bit like if you take an edible like you were just you're just gonna be that amount of high yeah for like a couple hours the dab pen is like 30 minutes up 30 minutes down luke said he was doing a show one time and it was like a weed sponsored show and the guy was like oh you want an edible he was like yeah sure popped it didn't even like ask and he was oh by the way how many like milligrams that the guy goes a hundred yeah and he goes okay well i gotta go home now yeah and he said he just like went back to his hotel room and was like the highest he's ever been oh my god and like was

still high into the next day have you ever heard of stoned ropes it's like a nerd rope edible oh that sounds and uh a kid at our high school would like chop them up into like what he would just kind of eyeball it because i think the whole rope is like a hundred yeah and he would just be like whatever and uh he gave me like a whole one one time and i'd heard like grona gives you uh 10 milligram ones or whatever but i'd bought the whole one from so i went home and i was like snacking on it and then after like 30 minutes i was like oh this is gonna be a lot stronger than i thought it was gonna be and i was just holding on to my headboard being like this has to end that was the thing you said someone asked in the in the who's high game they were like

what's your favorite thing to do well high and andrew was like hold on to the grass outside my house and we were all like it was like what i know i thought i was just like trying to be funny and then it did it wasn't funny and that was like oh my god this is so embarrassing i think what's what what i learned from that is like honesty if you were just honest if anyone goes into that high or not i have done that though if you're just honest through the thing i think you could fly through undetected because like the most mundane things were setting us off yeah in the laughter that like you probably could have just been completely honest about yeah you'd be like i like to make like a digiorno pizza and everyone would be like oh yeah oh that sounds good well i

was worried that would be like too obvious like oh i i like to eat munchies and then i would be like okay he's not i like he's like the drano thing was still like i was like he can't be high no well my my rationale with that was like i was like oh i need some for home and so it's like the company's gonna pay for it like do you actually need it yeah i actually need like Drano at home do you use it yeah all the time because i have like drain flies what's your horny ass clogging no i have like oh he's clogging it with poop i was like if the company's gonna pay for it then like i'll get some Drano i'll knock something off my grocery list yeah and and then i was like it'll also be funny it's clogging no i have drain flies so i'm trying to like wipe out the drain

flies fuck is a drain what you know those little like a fly all now little fruit fly things that live in your drain sounds like a you thing sounds like your landlord made you think that was way more normal than oh oh gross sorry i don't know why they're fucking why is that the first one i don't know pull up drain what do you mean they're the same thing oh i have seen those they're a little different i feel like no okay well i have like i didn't make a drain flies i feel like okay i thought they were all the same i thought i didn't know that these were different i thought they were all the same but yeah i get i get like a tissue damn fuck fuck i fucked it how long have you had drain flies like since i've been in my apartment i wonder if the person

before me like left a bunch of like food or something in the drain wait i don't i'm i'm confused wouldn't like one thing of wouldn't like any chemicals down there just wipe them out i think they like come back though over time have you sprayed like raid down there no i don't know if you can spray raid down the drain i don't know is that a maintenance thing like it can it's like plumbing part of me like dude we have plumbing in your place i don't think so dude imagine we didn't have plumbing i love you guys andrew lives in uh oh i saw a good joke the other day it was like hammers were invented in you know a thousand bc and then it was like people in 999 bc and it was a guy using a hammer

i don't get it because you know it's usually like yeah but not 999 bc like would be like oh one after yeah i know we're not doing these anymore but i actually had a really good pitch i was eating my hershey's squirt my hershey's you're eating your own hershey squirt come on i'm fucking on fire today i'm gonna i'm gonna burn my fingers as punishment if i burn my fingers as punishment will you keep going okay i'll go do it after i was eating that smores thing again last night because i had been raving about it oh yeah turns out i was just just really high it's still good but it's not like anything to write home about but here's the thing if i owned a popsicle company or a ice cream

company edible popsicle stick in the middle so it's like you know when you get to the part that you have to start eating around it it should just be made out of sugar like a fun dip yeah exactly except can i say one thing i hate the stick and fund it why it's good i hate the taste of it i don't know why what is the fun dip stick sugar flavored like marshmallows yeah i just don't like the fun dip stick at all i love the dip though obviously obviously we should get fun dip what if we did a fun dip like episode where when can we do the everyone's on fun dip would you guys do a high and drunk episode i'll do a hollywood do a high one i do a high one i do a drunk one i'd like to do any of that i think high would be much more enjoyable to listen to i think drunk

would be kind of brutal yeah i don't really want to do the only thing though was that the sober hosts and like cameramen were like everything you guys were laughing at was not funny at all which made me feel a little bit better because in the beginning i was like why do they think no i disagree i i think it was everything strider was like the whole like how much do you think this is was not no how much do you think this should be is so funny to me really i think if you if they didn't think that was funny caleb told me that it will be funny because of how how much fun we're having yeah but he's like yeah there were some things that like it was more funny because you guys were i impossible so when should we do our high episode okay we could do it for a thanksgiving

episode be really high and eat a lot of like a turkey yeah man y'all what y'all doing eating turkey guys ever gotten high before thanksgiving no that sounds like a good idea though yeah i've heard it's awesome yeah those chips tasted so good i've like oh my god i've never had chips taste like that yeah the sour cream my mind those peelers were not doing it for me peelers i kind of liked yeah i wasn't peeling them though the edit guys use those all the time they're really you keep saying use those what you did this happened yesterday dude what do you mean you said the edit guys use those oh yeah it's the only thing i've ever heard you describe it's like a functional they use peelers what does that mean like like if it was chips would you say they use

those no they they eat those i don't know i just to me it does yeah it feels like it's like part of their part of the app i know what you want from my body and it's my heart i'm going to ucla game on saturday give me a u u give me a c c give me a l l you just tore your ucl there's a guy like writhing in pain on the on the ground yeah why are they chanting that wait that's fun yeah where are they playing uh i don't know wait why ucla didn't flan go to usc flan went to usc but her it is ucla parents weekend and her parents are in town for her brother and they had they had an extra ticket and so i was like hell yeah i'll join that's a fun team right now yeah yeah that's true they got the swagger dude they got that new coach i'm just

excited to be i kind of like lost this is gonna sound sad but i kind of lost my steam on uh on like events when during the sober thing because it was just like if everyone around you i didn't have any problem not having a beer but when everyone around you is having one and it's like a fun event it was like oh a beer sounds especially a football game yeah so much more fun with a beer no i i think there are certain things that are harder to do when also it's like every football game i've ever been to i've had i've drank it yeah maybe that's sad but like i think it's just i bet like through high school the the only one that i from high school until now the you drank at your high school football games not at them but we had like a little

fort in the woods that we'd go to and then like at halftime go sit in someone's car was this oh i was gonna say was the stadium by the fort kind of yeah it was on like a marsh and then yeah pull up pull up cape elizabeth turf i'll show you exactly where the fort was it was like in that back wooded part on the left like up in there up in here yeah was it like a big fort this way what was it like a big fort or no the some other i didn't build it some other kids built it and it i we probably used i'm exaggerating like how often we used it i probably went like five times but it was like yeah you'd go it was that was the place to figure out when where you were going after but i i got i got a talking to one time and he was like dude you have to who our vice principal was

like you have to like settle down because it was like clear i was drunk and he like didn't want to didn't want to get me in trouble did i ever tell you about my chicken man story no i was uh at a high school football game and a kid got too drunk and at this point like i don't know if i was drinking i think maybe i was just started drinking or something anyway we walked he was like couldn't like stand or talk and we're like oh fuck we got to get him out of here so i mean another kid like walked him out we like snuck him out of the back and we're like walking him through the parking lot to get to like a kid's car to like put him in and uh to put him behind the wheel and tell him to go no just no no to put him in the back seat like lay down and shit

and we're like walking like you know like he's in the middle kind of like over each shoulder like literally like completely like out of it and this like dad stops us that comes up to us from the parking lot i say hey you kids got a great opportunity at this school don't fuck this up and we're like we're like yes sir we won't and he's like there's a cop right here you're gonna have to walk by him he like grabs the the drug buddy he's like you need to fucking lock in for the next 30 seconds i think maybe he started with that he was like hey buddy lock in there's a cop coming lock in for the next 30 seconds you got a great opportunity here don't fuck this up whoa and uh my buddy sure enough he like pulled it together for like 30 seconds walked by the cop

like immediately kind of like slumped back we got him in the car and like and it was like one of these like and i feel like i never saw whoever that got like the dad like i just it was like one of these like jesus christ yeah like because we didn't know the cop was like right around the corner like it was crazy and uh do you think it was you from the future i don't know yeah i mean i mean he wasn't helping me he was more helping this unnamed buddy of mine but the funniest part was then like i had i was in english i was in an english class as everyone was in high school uh there was an english class and our teacher had us write this like write a story about a time like there's some like chicken man i forget it was like some like story that we read about this

like chicken man who saved you guys alive and he's like everyone had to write their chicken man story and it was like a time in your life where someone you feel like someone just like was dropped in to be there for one moment and change like your life because i will say like obviously in retrospect i don't but it was like i did have like sort of like a oh like i should be more careful about this kind of thing like i do ever really got you know we went to a very good school and like i wanted to go to a good college and i was like oh it kind of yeah yeah who knows if it worked but in at least for like 24 hours i was like wow this is i gotta get my shit yeah and uh so we had we had to write our chicken man story and i wrote mine and then we i get

called into the office or into her office with another buddy of mine that was there and she's like so you guys cheated and i know we're like what we didn't cheat and she pulls out we both it was me and the guy who was on his other shoulder had written the exact same paper because we just had experienced the exact same thing oh that's crazy and we were like what no no it was both it was the two of us like we were both there and she was like oh oh okay you're fine you're fine like in your in your essays you're like so there i was on the left of him yeah your other buddy's like and i have the right side she's like all right you won this round and that one but um i'm confused why couldn't the dad just have like walked with you guys or like that

would have drawn way more tent yeah i mean but like wouldn't a cop left you alone if you were like with an adult probably i don't know i don't really know also it's like he probably doesn't want to be like yeah part of it i don't know yeah he didn't know us i don't know he was kind of walking past us to get to the game like i don't know i don't know if i have a chicken man story that's kind of like a specific like not i feel like not everyone has someone like a guardian angel gets dropped down yeah i don't know i might have like misrepresented the exact prompt but it was something along those lines i don't know well it's just funny like in retrospect like it it was like it felt like this big moment it's like he would have gotten like an mip years probably

probably not like i got i got caught on the way out mips at our high school football games like I feel like they would have been like they did in college called his parents and he would have gotten like in trouble you may have gotten like suspended at school yeah for like a day I don't know I got a two-day suspension for that exact thing we had a situation where like we were all leaving a party and we were walking to the bars and we were all freshmen we were like 18 at the time and a cop walked up and this girl who we didn't really know turns to my buddy and goes hey can you hold this for a second while I like tie my shoes and he goes yeah sure and he grabs the cup and the cop comes up he goes busted and gives him an mip and he's like what this isn't

mine he's like yeah sure buddy and like writes him a ticket and he was like dude i don't even know this girl and so for like the rest of the year anytime we saw that girl we were like dude what you did back there she did on purpose she saw the cop yeah she saw the cop coming and just handed uh buddy the drink yeah i just saw a guy get arrested no on the internet oh they can do that now i thought it had to be in person he left it i think i just got arrested oh fuck i just got arrested me after i me after i gave my phone number to a guy in omegle me after i signed up for raid shadow legends i think i'm gonna get arrested on the internet people really like that raid shadow legend segment they actually apparently everyone knows what that is but didn't it look

like porn i feel like it was like deceptive they said at level 13 we could see everything so Ooh, can you do this? Like a fart? Yeah. I haven't done this in years. This is how you know we're recording four podcasts in a week. Blur my tummy. Blur my tummy. I can do it with my hands.

I've heard that noise coming from Andrew's room a couple times. Talking to that. I can do this. Did I tell you my third degree burn on my armpits finally healed? all thanks to aqua four oh my god they made an aqua four hey wait i got you know about i actually got second degree burns one time i'm glad you healed by the way i don't mean i'm not trying to one-up you it's like i got i had burning once what had happened what had happened dumbest thing of all time so i had this instagram account called dan

corp with my buddy daniel he's coming tonight and uh he in no no we used to do like we used to make videos in in high school for a private instagram like finsta which is funny in retrospect to was it just for like it was just the pure love of the game i mean the only reason i'm here right now is because i've been making videos just for the love of the game for my buddies and then in college tiktok became a platform and like then they started yeah taking up but we made we did a super dumb video where we went to a wendy's and we like did a fake wedding just in a wendy's and then he was like you may kiss the bride and he just rubbed the baked potato on my head and the wendy's baked potato was like scalding hot and it burned a i got second degree burns

in the center of my forehead it's on the internet i can send you the yeah wait or i don't know how i would possibly do it because it's like wait do you get burned in the video yeah oh my god i just went to log an account i have my freshman year college girlfriends oh my god what do you think she's on instagram no it's like like logged in on my phone i know i'm saying like you can go in and like dm like her boyfriend break up with him your freshman year of high school girlfriend or college college that's still a long ass time ago wait let's see if i can log into the account i if i access to my is this it what where'd you get that oh i'm logged in okay so i'll accept you okay that's me dude look like sam just guys being dudes listen to our podcast starch madness yeah

we had a podcast why were you boycotting lyft because they started a thing called starch madness we've been doing during march we did all these videos with like potatoes and we're posting starch madness and then lyft posted like a promotional thing like starch madness and so like to order like mashed potatoes yes if you oh that's when i when we met caleb presley came into work it's kind of funny oh huh um wait why was he shirtless at lewis he was hammered and shirtless and we were like we made him we had to put it we were like sir you have to put a shirt on to go inside but also can we get a picture oh you were working there keep going down keep going yeah yeah we were working um oh yeah you're in the viral piss your pants prank yeah yeah there's the

wendy's oh you passed it it's right there in the middle this one yeah like what were we doing You can't hear anything. We needed, like, an audio guy. This isn't. This is pretty good, right? I kind of always had a knack for this. You always had your finger on the pulse.

Yeah. This stuff was hot back then. Okay, I don't know why this is so long, but. I can't skip through it, I don't think. I know, fuck. This is, like, painful to watch. oh i think he's about to pass but so we hadn't read it was so fucking hot and i just tried to play it cool yeah and then it left a hole in my head oh my god i fell asleep on

a laptop charger one time on my leg really and uh that's funny see that like circle right there what it made like that went like a centimeter into my leg and i like pulled out the scab and it like made this scar forever and my girlfriend at the time her dad because it was a perfect circle burn on my like from the corner of a macbook charger wait was it actively charging yeah and i was like i fell asleep on the couch with it like pressed in there and i woke up and it was like so my legs swelled up like really bad it was horrible and i went over to my girlfriend at the times house like a couple days later and i was like talking to her mom about like what happened because it was like it like could not have been a more perfect circle and her dad

was like a cool guy and i think like new kids like would get drunk and like you know put a cigarette out on like a cigar or something and he was like yeah for for sure you fell asleep on your laptop charger but this was like that's funny like i went to the i was walking uh walking to freshman or junior or senior year of high school and i was uh walking to class and like could it was the morning after like could not put like any weight on it and was like you know i'm gonna go to the nurse and i walked in and like pulled my thing up to show the nurse and my leg was like this big and like the thing was super like gross and fresh and there was this freshman who was just in there like clearly just trying to like go home with like a cold or something was like oh my god

good lord but that's a crazy injury dude how did you not wake up i woke up pretty quickly but i think you're like just gotten so hot that that's yeah those things do get hot those things get really hot clearly um you know what my favorite video that you made was was uh the one where the girl's doing like the birthday toast and she's like thank you guys so much for all coming wait who's that guy and you're just like sitting there with cake and you're like me and you're like yeah get out that's funny that's a that's a deep cut yeah that is a d cut that was like yeah that's funny yeah i actually met i was that wedding i was at new york recently there were these this couple there that i was talking to and they're like we've actually met before

i was like at this hannah's like dinner party like years ago i was like i don't even i'm gonna be i was like i'm gonna be honest i don't even remember that they're like we filmed the tiktok and i was like oh fuck because those were all like my brother's friends okay that lived in boston he wasn't even there and they were just like being nice and invited me to like an adult dinner party and then i made them film a tiktok can we film a tiktok well i think they were all like oh you've been blown up on tiktok and i was like you guys want to do one and i yeah that's hilarious and so you just wrote it on the spot yeah just like wait who's that guy wait who's that guy that's classic should we do our drafts yeah all right willie do you want to do slang words

that don't exist first or dog names? Oh, my God. Forgot to do both of them? Yeah. Wait, this is... I'm so sorry. You gotta come up

with it on the spot. I completely forgot to do my draft. You were the one that texted me. I texted you this morning, but I know. I'm shocked you were up

that early. I woke up at like 4 a.m. and was like, oh, my God, we forgot to do something and I almost fired off a text and then I didn't. Here, wait.

i'll i'll do them fuck that's crazy and then i open my notes app too you just you just fill you just riff i'll just i'll just improv okay i'm so sorry to our listeners i and to you guys let's do dog names first yeah i mean i feel like i could this one i feel confident that i can okay these are the hottest dog names of 2026 mutt damon slinky paul mccartney or paw so are you in this scenario people are naming their dogs like i like dog puns okay okay okay gerbil chopper lick balls what like you know and like to the sandlot he's like chopper sick balls no or no that's stand by me he goes chopper sick balls chopper lick balls yeah i like that yeah

Okay. Fergal Gru. Bark Ruffalo. Sherman Dirt. Sherman Dirt. Glenn Howell. I like that. David Doggins Fortland Cat Williams Tinteroff I'm so sorry No worries I mean mine were going to be ridiculous things like that anyway

Oh okay These are more slang words that don't exist Walls when you need to focus and people are talking to you you can be like all right walls like leave me alone yeah yeah uh uh one second i'm right i'm ready ready okay ready right ready ready ready ready ready uh sticker something you're not gonna forget for a while it kind of stays with you it's like oh that's funny that's sticker horns when you think someone's evil you'd be like dude i don't like that guy he's horns i like that it kind of sounds like might make people think horny

he's probably evil guys are usually pretty horny yeah uh um one second um one second i'm gonna bet i'm about to do one bark ruffalo bark no uh a little sandy you say something's a little sandy if it's like it's almost there it just you know you gotta brush off some of some of the stuff on the outside but there's something good there yeah it's just a little sandy uh shield when someone is just talking to you for way too long you're like all right shield jesus it's kind of like walls kind of i'll do a different one fence a way to what were you like were you like really trying

to get rid of someone when you did this it's different this one's different uh a way to fence is a way to say you haven't decided on your plans yet you're like are you going to wills or andrews tonight you're like i don't know we're fence right now that i like like on the fence yeah basically just kind of yeah i like that you would come to mind though right what i'll come to yours Should we do mailbag three at a time? Mailbag three at a time. Mailbag making it rhyme. I'm sorry.

I'm very sorry. No, no worries at all. Three at a time. That was a dereliction of my duty. Okay, this is from Josephine Morris. Come on. This is a beautiful envelope. She's been waiting for about a month, too.

Oh, my God. Sorry. She put two stamps on. This is gorgeous. Mailbag three at a time. Hey guys, my name is Josie. Let me just make sure. Yeah.

Where my crips at? My name is Josie. I love the pod and wanted to send in some mail to say, hey, I've included a pitch and one of my fave Dutch bros stickers from Texas. I wanted to congratulate Will on his training. I ran a half marathon last year, so I know it's not easy,

especially when you're as speedy as him. Also, Rusty, I've been eating up all the Oasis mentions. Thank you very much. uh on rusty songs of the day hopefully i can win 101 dollars uh she wrote something about 10 000 pennies i would buy 67 costco hot dogs six seven andrew's fucking loving it and look at the little playdate mail mailbag three at a time mailbag making it rhyme oh that's so cute well done thank you josie we got and then josie's got a pitch oh wait andrew will you save this bitch yeah

it's long what do you got with it i got one from our good friend grace hubbard grace hubbard from ohio maybe related to sam hubbard who knows dear playdate pod i made you guys some shrinky dinky chains raw edition look at that Whoa. That's sick. These people are so funny. That's amazing. How do people have access to this much art supplies?

They could be earrings, too. Sorry they're kind of tiny. I didn't anticipate this much shrinkage. I'm sure you guys understand that all too well. Rude. Also, I'm sorry that your keys are ten times more likely to get stolen once you put these keychains on them. I also included some bandanas for you guys. Willie can use them for his marathons.

Rusty, I noticed you gave up trying to make them work, so I thought an LL Bean one might be more your style. being from Maine and all that's so cool I also just started working there and it would hurt my feelings if you didn't try it on right now try it on right now I absolutely will run with this wait does she work at LB in Maine well she's from Ohio

ask her if she knows my friend Phoebe I don't have blue I have pink black and white bandanas and red but I don't have blue you used to wear bandanas didn't you I wear them on all my runs oh really

Yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go. Funny story about those letter blocks. We had them growing up, and one of the blocks had the letter F on one side and the letter V on the other side. They also have pictures of animals on the other sides, and this one happens to have a bird on it. We only noticed this last year when my mom pulled them out for the little cousins at

our grandma's funeral. So nice of her to give us the last little fuck you. Oh, an F on one side and the U on the other side. A little fuck you from heaven. I would have sent you guys the block, but I'm sure you understand it's kind of a collector's item. Question for Will. Does Shorty feel kind of rushed because you have to get married by the end of the year?

Well, now that you know it's Lauren, yes. she's very rushed i told her i'm proposing by the end of the month so i feel like i look be on the lookout i like it thanks for the laughs you make me feel like i actually have friends in college you have friends we got we're friends no matter what please consider doing friday episodes we don't care if you repeat your stories love you guys grace from cleveland thank you grace that is so sweet all right grace be honest do i look do i look beast right now beast i woke up in looks nice with your eyes thank you okay i know what this is and i'm very excited it's from our boy bill twigs is it more grilling equipment yeah have you used yours yet no i haven't grilled yet

but we're grilling i think in next weekend did you take them home yeah if they're more if they're more grilled things can i have them yeah i woke up in beast mode I woke up in Beauty and the Beast though look at this this is insane whoa

I feel like this has to actually go home with you because I'm never going to use I don't have a grill yet okay I could flip a

freaking hot dog with that dude thank you Bill Twigs yeah thank you that's so nice Bill Twigs Bill Twigs

Bill Twigs alright guys we love you thank you so much for tuning in to this episode of Playdate We will see you guys.

When will we see them, Andrew? Like when does this episode come out? Yeah. Monday. Have a great rest of your Monday. Have a great Tuesday. And we will see you bright and early for our Wednesday episode.

Love you. Peace.