Will & Rusty's Playdate - white boy of the year

Episode Date: December 22, 2025

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i guess i said not yet i said not yet uh we are now play date play date december it's december the december to remember play date yeah remember that's our new slogan that's ours i think i said that in the episode that came out today did you actually yeah play a december to remember to remember andrew how you doing i'm good i'm feeling a little under the weather which is probably sick like you look sick like you look killer yeah when you picked up that zoom like you look ill wait why are ill and sick both like yeah we went through a phase there where it was like the opposite it was the opposite yeah i uh i got pink eye when i was a freshman in college i was going around the dorm i wasn't the one that like started it what do you mean it was

going is it like viral like that yeah it's like the most viral virus i think okay you're talking to the expert here right what do you think willie d viral yeah yeah this episode is brought to you by cash app cash app put my money away and protect it cash app with me do you so if like will had pink eye and we were in the same room i'd be at risk of like getting it if you're eating my ass yeah that's what i i thought it was like no no no it's super contagious like if i touch my finger and then touch something then you touch that thing but like if i just walk past you probably not what like but like you touch your fingers and your hands and you're like it's like lice like it's probably not gonna jump from you to me but like it could yeah theory yeah okay yeah i mean

the way willie farts at you right i'm surprised you haven't gotten it yet right so you had pink eye freshman year yeah and i had just gotten into like this like club and so i texted in the group chat and i was like i'm sick as fuck right now and it was like hell yeah what dorm are you in you want to come touch stuff in my dorm um no but i was sick as hell right now i was like no like i i think i like have pink i can someone like drive me to the emergency room or like just like hospital or something and uh this guy was like yeah i got you because i didn't have a car and uh he drove me i guess to an urgent care which i didn't realize there was like a difference between like an urgent care that feels more reasonable to me for pink normal care now well apparently

it's not because i got like a five thousand dollar bill for the urgent care apparently urgent care is like charge you like out the wazoo it's like thirty dollars every time i go no i think that's like that's the other thing that's like a care now but like an urgent care is like are you sure you didn't actually go to like the emergency room because that's the one that's like five thousand dollars really then maybe i go into the emergency care is like is like i don't even always that urgent yeah it's usually like not a pressing thing it's like i don't even know if they're doctors yeah yeah maybe i went to urgent care when i thought i had an std and it was just when was this i talked about this it was in like april or may or something

i had jock itch but you don't play any sports no one talks about i fucking run bitch oh that's true yeah it's like getting an athlete's foot when you're like not a very active person bro i was running every day i ran you know i just got my strava wrapped i ran wait can i guess a bunch can i guess yeah 600 miles oh what whoa a thousand miles almost a thousand oh my god 900 something that's insane that's unbelievable congratulations i had a 40 thank you i had a 40 day i ran every week of the year until the week after my marathon and then i think i've run every week since so it's like 40 week streak 900 something how many kilometers do you although european yeah for our european players that's an unbelievable accomplishment really i was pretty

happy when i saw it kind of funny that i was like yeah you can't that's like you really can't like spot even spotify rap you can post it or something but like strava wrapped i feel like i don't know I think that that would be like, I would want people to know. If I did that, you might be everywhere. My year in sport. Your dad posted a thread on his story today. And I almost wanted to be like, I'm not like, it seemed interesting too. But it's like, you can't watch it on Instagram.

Oh, shout out Eli Tyler. I'm guessing he probably listens to the podcast. He's my number one kudos. He gave me 133 kudos. Whoa. Wow. That's like every single post. Yeah.

That's a good guy. Yeah. it was 150 days that i ran that feels like not that many relative to the mileage but yeah i guess so 150 days is a lot of days like i don't know if there's anything yeah no that makes sense about because i've run like three or four times a week so yeah yeah like is what's something that you and i guys like you and i have done 150 times this year like whack it beers drink beers yeah days i bet probably you know what's sad is there are probably more days that i had a beer than willie ram that's not that sad that's i mean you could have a casual beer yeah

every day it's almost like if you're nothing there's nothing casual about the way i do it do you think it's alcoholism if you drink a beer every single day that's a good question like one beer just one no i think that that's like that's almost like better for some reason that shows like more restraint to me like if you had one if you had 365 beers in a year spread out one a day i would be like you're you're the you have the most self-control of anyone alive yeah i mean that would actually be like impressive yeah you'd be like why are you even doing that yeah but yeah there's nothing casual about the way i get down it is a formal it's a black tie event when i when i bust out the pacific when you get down with it oh my god

can we talk can we talk about my my all-time google gemini mishap you're an all-time google gemini all-time google gemini oh this is so funny so we had a we had our merch meeting for i'll pull it up and read it for play it and i start the i start the meeting no one's in the meeting for the first like five minutes and then i end them it asked me it said do you want to do want ai to take notes of this meeting and like summarize the meeting i was like sure why not and then i went and met up with you and we finished the meeting in steph's room and brett sends what willie's about to read in the slack like rusty what is this all about it's it's true that i'm about to read it and that's the moment i fucking figure out where i

slack drives me insane sometimes so brett our brett our merch guy also i was not in the call It was only Rusty in the call. Which is when I would wile. I would like wile out. Oh, wile. I was like, would wile. Hey, guys. Notes from the call earlier.

A little bit curious about the first part. Summary. Jack Kelly opened the discussion with a controversial personal anecdote and expressed their view that women should not have the right to vote, arguing that they should, quote, stay at home. brett hamlin and stephanie cook discuss merchandise confirming that wishes pants at a crew necker in development but so i'm sitting there and i'm like i never would say that like that just doesn't sound like and i was sitting there like oh no he said it again and so i'm like panicking because like steph is uh one of the women in this not that i would want any men to hear me yeah but if it's all dudes you could shit on women yeah that's what you're

saying but like i feel like steph and i have a great relationship and i was like i don't want her to think that i'm that kind of guy yeah she's kind of relatively new here and so i'm like racking my brain like what could it possibly have misinterpreted when you guys were all not joining the call and i was in there alone i was watching tiktoks and this was my first impression of this guy now i didn't know who it was what you didn't know nick it was the nick fuentes pierce morgan thing right nick fuentes came on my tiktok i was like who's this who's this guy and he's talking he's telling pierce morgan about how he doesn't think women should be able to vote and google gem and i thought that was audio coming out of my mouth and transcribed

it and did you follow nick fuentes after that uh we've been dming a little bit but i haven't followed him publicly just kind of for my own reasons we're trying to get him on play steph found the tick steph was actually the one that vindicated me she sent me the tiktok of nick fuentes and was like this was was this what you were watching because i was like i think i was like on tiktok or something yeah and she was kind of like yeah whatever and then found the nick fuentes thing and it was exactly i had just seen that clip too so once i realized once you were like i think i was on tiktok i was like oh it was a hundred percent yeah it showed up on my for you page like five minutes after i read the notes that makes me feel oh he was definitely

watching tiktoks beforehand oh my god tiktok on the clock come on how did it end up on all of our for you pages though does that mean we don't respect women um i tend to like like sort of the alt-right shit you do here can i confess something yeah i like like if i i like a lot of things that are probably controversial because i want to keep like i want to keep seeing crazy you physically like it yeah like you liked that video probably because pierce morgan also i think like combated it he's probably the one who posted it i like i enjoy watching i enjoy watching those like crazy moments so i want tiktok to know that they should keep giving i do think i get served shit like that just because i like it like it successfully rage baits me and like my

twitter feed is like we'll be just like all this like wait why are you like responding to it no i just watch it longer because i'm like this fucking idiot but like if it's someone i agree with i'm i'm honestly more inclined to just that's why and that's why we're all fucked up and that and that is why there is an echo chamber and go chain and go chander yeah uh go chander i played the sequel to django unchained and go chander whoa baby have you seen jingos unchained have you ever seen jenko's unchained this is a real thing oh no there's a movie i made when i was a kid there was a there's a short-lived pepperidge farm snack called jingo's and me and my cousin zach made a whole trailer for a movie called jingo's unchained

and what happened i had never seen jango unchained you were just kind of going off the trailer yeah and i hadn't seen the trailer either we just we just you know there's like iMovie like preset trailer things you just like plug and play yep yeah and it was like a war between them and the Cheez-Its I think look up Jingo's snack uh my uncle worked for Pepperidge Farm and I don't even know if they ever even like went made oh my god yeah and it was a parody of Jango Unchained I think I remember I mean we hadn't seen the movie it was just called Jingo's Unchained okay so did the Pepperidge Farm end up using it no for like legal reasons I think it was supposed to go viral but i don't think it ever did i think yeah well i had a few of those in

their defense i think being tied to that time period as like a brand would probably not be great yeah um i had a little trailer mishap when i was in high school we had a like a long-term sub they called me in high school that's what they called that's when you like uh you buy a sandwich on layaway it's a long-term sub um we had like a long-term sub who was the coolest and we got way too comfortable with her she was like younger and she was kind of like hip and we were just like kind of anything goes here and we had made some trailer in iMovie that we thought she would think was funny and she was like oh my god show it to the class like that'd be great like i love that you guys are using your creativity like outside of just the assignments and uh we were trying to

it was about like donuts or something we were gonna be like that looks dank as fuck which already would have been bad but someone was type whoever typed it out in the iMovie uh typed that looks dank ass fuck and she like had we had like a heart to heart like i'm not your i'm not your buddy like this is this has gone way too far like we cannot be talking about that at all you can't say dank ass fuck in class yeah what kind of high school did you go to america yeah now that is hysterical yeah my friends and i were gonna make a trailer that was like a parody of 12 years of why were both of you guys like strictly on like slavery parodies i didn't know what jango's unchained was jingo's i knew what jingo's were but i and i knew that jango unchained existed

but i didn't know what i was doing right and i was in the texas educational system which really downplayed slavery yeah i didn't think it was what did they tell you like it was like 12 years of what well they always said um and they probably talked about this in south carolina too how uh slavery was about or the civil war is about states rights right not slavery and it was like no the states rights to own slaves is all that they cared about no it's just about like vibes it's just like yeah yeah it was like who had the better vibes um yeah and then they were like yeah slavery was like this thing that happened and it is what it is but like hitler was way worse and they just like moved right on towards huh yeah they used him as like a scapegoat essentially if he's ever

like escape he's the escape goat who's the escape goat maybe those alcatraz boys oh yeah Houdini is the escape goat. My dad used to pin... I used to have him pin me down and then I'd get out and everyone would scream, Houdini, when I did it. Oh, I thought everyone would say,

the escape goat. They were way ahead of their time. Who do you think, if you put 100 NFL running backs in a room... Okay. Past and present? Present. Okay, it's like all of them.

Going pretty deep on the depth charts. If you put 100 running backs in a room and you have all of them fight to the death. Austin Eckler. Who's going to come out alive? Yeah. Derrick Henry. You didn't let me finish. David Johnson has a handgun.

How many bullets? I mean, can he be like stripped of it? He hasn't fumbled since 2014. because like he's because then it's like okay david johnson at least is gonna make it to like the top 16 or sorry he's gonna kill at least like 16 guys before the rest of them organized so then the question is who gets the hand who's gonna get the handgun yeah i mean who's got the longest fingers tank big question uh tank big probably also derrick henry right he's like six yeah four six five all right sorry that question was fucking i liked it i feel like i'm um

i you go so the uh derrick waters the derrick waters was in helping us with cold cases yep and he wait you have to explain who derrick waters is i he needs no introduction okay he created and hosted drunk history he's the creator of drunk history you know everyone else obviously i knew that and hero hero hero of our line of work and uh champion of our line of work and he came in and was like hey uh before you do this drink this little drink this little shot and then at the end drink it again and then take a take two charcoal pills i was like no chance that that's going to do it like i've if there's anyone who's experimented with hangover cures yeah i did it both times first i did it one shot before drank one shot after then the

charcoal pill this most recent time i took both shots before and then doubled the amount of charcoal at the end zero hangover this morning actually zero wait this wasn't like an alcoholic shot this was like a no it's just concentrated like electrolytes did it taste good no it tasted like it's like super salty you're supposed to pour it in your drink yeah zero i was up golfing this morning that's insane to me zero hangover after two days in a row drinking 12 beers wow so he might be the goat shot 11 over at augusta national this morning on the simulator 11 over with like a hundred mulligans okay that feels like an insane it would have been really cool yeah um i so i joined i joined my new i want to come do it dude you can come anytime you want

maybe yes in the future i'm i think i have something every day until christmas what 30 second that seems impossible you have something every day until christmas all right ready guy who regrets guy who regrets asking if he can come golfing with you i know i do i think i have something every day well i have i think i have something every day hear me out okay tonight i have dinner tonight's no good for me either tomorrow night tomorrow i'm on an all day af tv shoot in the desert friday there's a little there's a little hint for all those uh friday i have a christmas party okay saturday i have a christmas party okay sunday i'm going to a parade okay what for what there's like a little christmas parade around

the canals apparently oh nice let's run to our friend lily's house and just watch nice um monday monday i'm in my you're in miami tuesday are you back yeah i could play tuesday tuesday could work you want to play you play after uh after the pod yeah maybe that yeah i'm trying to think yeah maybe i do have tuesday all right i could be goaded you want to come andrew yeah i'm gonna golf not really you're right like not recently are you ready but yeah could i borrow your clubs yeah of course yeah they'll you share bags there yeah they also had a bunch of other bags there so maybe you could be like oh you can bars you want a bag you get a bag you want a bag you get a bag uh how's your golf game these days

really bad i haven't played since the last video we filmed yeah that was kind of a weird period of our life remember that period where we were like golfing golfer guys golf maxing yeah you know that song you want a bag i was hoping to be like what's that what is that is that your song that's from the big day what's that where my big day heads out there uh the chance album that everyone hated yeah okay yeah he's i think i've told you about him he or my my experience with him his songs make me sad for some reason oh really yeah they're not sad songs even the og ones yeah like specifically the og like like i remember like the first time i heard sunday candy i was not for me whoa yeah something about i have like a weird reaction to it i appreciate that it's very

good music something about whatever was going on in my life when i heard it not a fan you got a we were i was talking to uh was i talking to you about this like sia i have the same yes i have the same thing with sia what would you do like chandelier yeah like it's just it it like makes i feel like not good again i can appreciate phenomenal like it's it's like a good song for me personally that's kind of how i feel well i've had like i've had like concerts where i've like had a really bad experience the concert because i like drank too much or whatever like just have like a bad memory associated with it and now i just like can't listen to certain artists yeah i had such a bad experience of my own fault seeing jason isbell one time that i just can't

listen to jason as well anymore yeah or like uh you know who i really like but i kind of only listen to him when i'm in like like it's all it's usually in the morning in the shower after like a big night is i like evan homer a lot oh yeah but like i think what is it honer yeah i like him a lot but those songs make me feel better when i'm hung over but if i listen to them when i'm feeling fine then you feel it digs up old it digs up old anxiety yeah i saw a clip of michael rubin today oh and i think this is probably the fanatics guy yeah this is probably one of the only shared experiences we had he was he told a story that almost to a t happened to me as well so you know he has his like white party yeah when shibuzi came out with a bar song or whatever it's

called he got he like apparently uh his agents came to michael rubin they they they were like he wants to play it at your white party and he was like i don't really know the guy and then like a bunch of people vowed for him and so he came and then apparently he played it four times and then uh threw up because he was too drunk and i was like that's crazy because when ty and i were in montauk we were at bounce shibuzi was there shibuzi played a bar song four times in a row and then left we were like is that his thing like he just does it i saw him at stagecoach and he did uh first of all he did good news you know that song no i need some good news and he did a cover of knocking on heaven's door that was really good okay i actually thought i was impressed i because

i was going into it with only knowing your right account of it but i will say like the first time i was like this guy's wildly talented the second time you were like this is a longer song than i remember it and then the third time you're like is he playing this three times and then the fourth time you go i think i'm i think i'm all shibuzied out for the last of my kind he is there anyone that's ever made i don't i don't really listen to him but i did like you're like a shibuzi how fucking dare you he has really like i don't think anyone has capitalized commercially the way he has off of one song like he has like he's in like nfl commercials for like prime stuff and i'm like this is he has he has the one the one song the one song and it's like it somehow hasn't

well he's got good news and last of my kind yeah but they're not in commercials like i feel like it's in if you're watching if you're watching an event at some point he will sing that in some way shape or form he performed at the lion stadium for thanksgiving i remember that he did did he do a bar song yeah and i think he did did he actually last of my kind uh i kind of want to unpack what was going on in your life in 2014 that you can't listen to like chance and see uh like do you remember 2014 at all yeah of course i don't think anything like that i think that's just such an awkward time and i don't think i felt super like comfortable and you're like body in life no my body was kind of fine my body was insane 14 yeah so i had a weird i had a weird body

trajectory where there was a point where i was like 15 and i have my body now and then i went down and now i'm back here so you hit puberty at 15 like i had like full chest hair at 15 maybe earlier god i would have been so jealous of you um oh my god i yeah yeah wait really i was like i think we talked about this but i yeah i was like i was i would like i played basketball and i would always wear an undershirt because i didn't have armpit hair and i was like they're gonna see that i don't have armpit hair oh i wanted to wear a t-shirt because i because i had armpit hair like in middle school like under my jersey i remember here's here's a little peek into my brain about the chest hair thing when i was in high school uh we had like a group that was

three guys three of us and then two girls and phil was like hanging out with one of the girls and then i was hanging out with the other one and then there was our other buddy and we were all at our pool one day and uh and the girl that i was hanging out with said something about my chest hair and i just went inside and shaved it and then came back to the pool and everyone was like what she was like she was like that is unbelievable it wasn't even like a negative comment it was just the fact that anyone was like aware of it i was just like i have to go to the bathroom and i went in and just shit and like we were all like there was like a razor and stuff in there well i had like a like a one blade you know like you just had one on harry's yes from harry's i had a no i

had like an electric razor oh this is at your house yeah yeah yeah okay i thought you were at like some like at a bar we're at a bar with a we're at that like florida state bar that place is the florida state oh my god i don't know if you were there for this we were in tallahassee one time uh i think it was like the natty light vodka tour maybe like when sam broke the helmet that exact trip and were you there for that no so there was a bar that has like a pool in the middle of it and i remember being like this was the first time i saw the world like different i was like i cannot believe there are people that are like we'll get in this it was like gray yeah like it looked like a puddle in like new orleans it was

like that like shimmering kind of like yeah film on top and there were people in there and like people were like eating and people it was just like oh my god that is that is the worst idea for a bar of all time i have a worse one stink bar drink stink drink it till you stink it drink it till you stink it and obviously they pump and stink right right yeah it's fucking it's not gonna be man-made i want to go back to star wars world yeah oh my god didn't that place smell like good what was that all about i just thinking of bars i want to go to why don't they just why don't they just let you hang out in there did i tell you about the bartender at star wars world that tried to fuck my girlfriend in front of me isn't this insane did he like seed yeah unfortunately i mean

he works for the star wars bar how was i supposed to ever tell you about the star wars bartender that tried to fuck my ex-girlfriend wait actually no no i'm saying like you said that because it's clear like it works my now ex after that trip um no he like came up and he was like checking our ids and everything and he started like negging her which is a new term to me but apparently it's like you like make fun of them like to flirt he's like playful he's like oh what kind of name is sadika like that's crazy i've never seen that before that's like goofy how do i know this isn't real and she was like uh i don't know i'm from iran right and then he like leaves what planet and then like yeah yeah he comes back starts talking to her like completely ignores me the

whole time and she's like uh i don't really like want to talk to you that much and then finally they did the thing where like they shut down all the lights in the bar and they're like oh it's over everyone close your tabs like we have no power or whatever and then the guy's like bangs on something and then all the lights come back on the dj starts playing again we saw that oh nice and uh and then the bartender after he like got all lights on he goes drinks on this guy and points at me and i'm like what the fuck that's yeah it was like super weird and then like the rest of time he was just like flirting with her and i was like we're leaving do you remember what system he from what system yeah what do you mean what system like in star wars like in the galaxy

like planetary bartending system i just didn't know because i think there are like on hoth i think some of that stuff is like kosher well it's just like there isn't as much monogamy isn't really as uh oh understood so it's but you don't have to flirt with me too it's not like he was wearing like a big jacket did he seem cold or hot he seemed really hot hoth yeah i mean that checks out right really sharp jawline like a hot bartender was it actually no if you're if a bartender never flirts with your girlfriend you're doing something wrong you're doing something wrong that's a good way of you know what i mean yeah i think that's always a good sign i agree there was someone in our youtube comments that was like trying to flirt with my girlfriend nice like in

the who's high video he was like replied to her comment and was like sesla's a total babe because that's her name on like youtube and he's like great job willie i was like not willie and then and then like i guess you can go through someone's like comment history or something because she was like he commented on another video later on trying to like find my instagram and i was like being a woman feels like it's a nightmare yeah i've yeah i know you're talking about where you can see their comment history every time there's one so you know like obviously everyone loves me but sometimes there's comments that are like mean and then it always makes you feel better because i click on it's like oh this person's just a og hater oh of everything yeah they're just like shitting like

it'll be like some guy and all he's commented is like five different videos about me which is like makes me feel better because it's like i this is just like i or it's like oh i had a bad video or it's like oh no this guy just fucking hates me yeah yeah i think that sometimes uh sometimes comments can be like constructive and you can like take feedback from them and be like if there's a theme be like i need to address that but then if there's like everything's positive and then there's one guy those are the ones to not listen to also the ones where they just post whole i know it feels like it's like it's unoriginal i know i have a question for you lauren posted a tiktok that that sounds like it's about something that you're doing and i'm very curious

about it can you pull up lauren's tiktok it's not a crime if you don't kill them if you just find them and stuff them it's not a farm willie she's a tiktok max she's gonna be a star oh do you have anything that you want to maybe tell us about it's you find them on the side of the road you can stuff them it's not like anyone else was going to use them no i i honestly saw i i just saw this today and i was like what so i think my girlfriend is cheating on me with a taxidermist for the audio listeners lauren posted a tiktok he's a 10 but he's a taxidermist i would say like i'll tell you when i get my hands on that taxidermist he's dead oh my god

he's not gonna be a 10 anymore i'm gonna taxidermy him he's gonna be his next project he's gonna be he's gonna be his own next project it's kind of like the they're gonna dig their own graves i'll do your legs and arms so you can prep the stuffing prep your own stuffing you gotta do it with the other guy's hands yes yes now i get it oh my god yeah oh i haven't been able to smell or taste for the last five days corovid i think you have cronin you actually might have covid uh now that happened to me with this i think it's whatever is going around everyone that's had it has has said that that's been a thing that's going on covid my grandfather father on the phone today said my grandmother told me that uh he was sick and that they went

to the emergency room i was like that feels he was like i had a cold and she took me to the emergency room like that's gotta be i think that's nice that like your wife cares about you like i would want my i would want my my life partner in my old age to be concerned about me did he get pink eye in his dorm uh no he people low-key go back he lives off campus this year um i never i never got pink eye damn right i never gotten it not like i mean i've had like maybe an eye infection but not like pink eye though yeah right but like it's never been like the like oozing like crazy like i've had like red eyes do you wake up where it's crusty that's like sometimes i get like morning boogies no like it's like

you can't see out of it like you open it and it's just a layer of crust oh my god what that's like what happens when you get pink oh my eyes just started like watering things really gross yeah i could feel like three girls get the ick from me when i had it isn't it it's like only poop stuff like it's like some sort of some i mean it's like like fecal particles it's like e coli it's like i don't know if it's that i remember i think e coli is like pretty serious carnitas No, but I think that's just, like, the bacteria. I don't know. But it's, like...

It's poop in your eye. But you can get poop in your eye from other things than, like, poop, I think. Yeah, but it's... At some point, the thing that got in your eye can be traced back to someone's bum. Probably, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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of the episode i watched a video today you know it's like truth or drink videos one cut there's like couples and they're like oh those bum me out why there was one that was like do you find me attractive and the girl immediately went for the shot and took it what why wouldn't you just like say yeah yeah so why are you not why are you with someone that you're not well i don't think they were like a couple i think they were like friends and he wanted to be like more oh and he was like not a good looking guy objectively and she just immediately reached for the shot and he was like yep yeah i think that that's interesting because sometimes it's like you don't have to be like when guys get like butthurt that they're like friend that's a girl

doesn't reciprocate their like romantic feelings like that's not on for you the one that's saying girls and guys couldn't be platonic no i think they can i was saying i don't know now you think they can't yeah that's literally what you said verbatim what you say you can't have a girlfriend that you don't have a crush on yeah but i girls i think girls have guy friends that they don't find attractive and the guy i'm saying the guy like gets mad and is like why i think it goes both ways you think there's you think there can be girls you think there can be girls that are friends with guys that they're... There are girls that I'm friends

with that I'm not attracted to. Yeah. You said that was impossible. I've dug myself a hole that I think I'm going to need some... I think I'm going to need a hand out of it. But that's not what you meant. It's not what I meant anymore.

Got you. It's okay. You're living. You're learning. That's all you can ask for. I could ask... You know what I could ask for? something to eat i think you've been like like uh you've been like ravenous since we started or like fruit snacks even sound good or like a bag of chips i'm like trying to manifest it did you ever go to like your friend's house as a kid and they just had like the costco supply of like gushers and fruit by the foot and you were like damn you live like this dude so we used to have a big box of fruit snacks in our basement growing up and i they were like my mom

you know she kept them in the basement because she would give us like maybe one is like you know i guess we're good or i don't know whatever but i've me and owen wallace found them you went under the stairs and we went i've told the story yeah it's awesome and i brought it how many do you have i have like a crown on my teeth i completely rotted out one of my teeth oh my god from that many fruit one sitting is that even possible no i think it was over like a few weeks or something because my parents didn't know i'd found them so i was just going in and oh my god yeah oh my god i had like a million cavities and i did like i like ruined a tooth i was always a big fan of keeping like i'd have a candy drawer yeah it's like in college i'd have like uh like if my grandma

sent me like seven layer bars they'd be in there and then there'd be like a dip seven layer bars no it's like a graham cracker bottom chocolate coconut pulp a seven layer bar she made them sounds amazing yeah it's like her it's like her her her thing like she gave me a box they're so good they're like oh my mom used to make they're unbelievable and i would wake up from naps like when i was like sleeping and kids from my dorm like buddies would like come in and they'd be in my seven layer bar drawer i was like and you'd be like how do you fit did i ever tell you when my friend peter uh defied the laws of physics he did the greatest trick ever told hit me he didn't i wanted to i want to preface this our dorms had a physical key you could not

get in without a physical key the only people that had them were me and my other two roommates we were all out at the same bar and peter had come like had left early had had a couple beers and uh when i got home that night i opened up my dorm and he was asleep on the floor on the inside of my dorm that was locked when i left and when i asked him how he did he said he has no idea when we think he like we think he had like reached some like flow state he was so drunk that he could like just like just walk her through defy the laws of the guy he was one of those moments or a window we were on the second floor maybe like the ra let him in or something to my dorm i don't know maybe he said i'm jack kelly and i want to go in there my friend

that's all i used to say bleep that bleep that name he got so we were at the bar and he got so drunk he thought it was the previous year so he went he went back to his dorm from the previous year oh that's funny i've actually i actually did that knocked on the door and was like dude i'm locked out like let me in and these two like freshman girls answered the door and were like you don't live here anymore and he was like this is my like get out of my room and they were like this is our room he's like no it's 222 which was also my dorm and just went in and fell asleep on their floor and they were like okay just let him yeah i had well i used my two friends my two senior year dorms were like very my junior and senior we're like buildings that were like

identical right next to each other and i of quite a few times made it all the way up and then like it would have like some wreath on the door and then i'd be like like sometimes like not like not even drunk i would just be like yeah but then there's one time i was going to my room and i got off on the wrong floor and i just went to the door that was the same location on the floor and like we would like tape our door open so we could just like come and go as we pleased uh because like the pc thing was annoying you'd like scan it and then punch a code right anyway but apparently the people directly below us also had their door taped so i'd walked straight and i didn't even notice and i like went in and like all the furniture at our dorms is like issued by the

school and stuff yeah because it was on canvas so i just walked straight in like went into the living room sat on the couch and i was like and i heard someone in the in one of the bedrooms and i just went like because and then i was like i guess i could just walk out because i was thinking it was like their roommate for a second or something and yeah oh my god you remember when your ra would like make those like little things on your door with your name on it yeah we would like steal them and swap them yeah i was gonna say we swapped them one time with the girls across from us because we were like trying to flirt with them and uh one weekend they had a friend staying over and she like got lost and went back to the dorm by herself and thought that our

dorm was her friend's dorm because we had all of her friends names on our door and she walked in I was seconds away from dropping, like, the towel to change after a shower. And I was literally, like, dropping it, and I heard the door open, just to kind of assume my roommate, and then heard, like, a girl, like, scream and be like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. And I, like, turn around, and she's, like, shutting the door, like, running the other way. And you're like, we get back here!

No, no, no, we can make this work. Wait, wait. We've never had a girl in here before. I love you! Please, this is a big goal of mine for this year, to have a girl in here once, please. Oh. do you guys want to hear do you guys want to hear a naughty one a naughty a naughty dorm story this

is how you know it's a good one it's very it's it's my favorite thing i've heard happened in the dorms okay a friend of mine brought a girl back to the dorms and he had a lifted bed this was like six or seven feet in there it's like up there you had to like lift people up the only way to like get in he had like get on his uh desk and then like get up there it's like hi and so they're up there they're doing whatever and they're you know in the missionary position and his penis uh came out and then when he went to put it back in they went in her butt and he was like oh my god i'm so sorry she like obviously jolted fell off the bed landed directly on her tailbone and then was like i'm so sorry my butt hurts so bad i have to leave and then we were all walking to class

and that girl passed us and was like visibly like limping and everyone was like oh my god like what are you working with down there legend poor girl knocked her off the bed oh and that's why and that's why i never always wear i always wear football pants to bed so i never touch anyone it is weird that you just like openly did that one time in rooms with people like no other time in your life would that would you ever have sex in the same room as someone definitely not now yeah definitely not now no no i was saying like never again would you i was like building off your sentence like that is that is the only time where you're like

yeah like if you're in a dorm like this is the only option yeah i knew a guy in college this guy was about to tell us that's clearly him well i already told you this story about the one time i fell in on my eggs right yeah i like tackled someone walked in the room and i panicked and tackled the girl into my bacon and eggs that we had gotten and we were both like oh god covered in eggs because and then it's like the old like one second but it's actually gonna take like a while yeah no um i was gonna say there was a guy at bc i didn't really know him that well but his name was tim peach and i remember when it was around the time i think trump was getting impeached

and someone was like yo we need tim peach and i didn't know the guy existed and i was like hell yeah i was just laughing because my mind was like i was like random and then it turned out there's a guy named tim peach we need tim peach oh my god dude that's the best gotta be the best feeling of all time like someone saying that with your name like like someone being like we need wilden allen right now yeah yeah you you bring such a killer vibe that it's like this is this is the only thing we can do it was pretty insane uh the way that like when i walked around that campus like people would get on their hands and knees and what and do like oh they were they were like the party king it is funny i was talking about this the other day like the what what made

you cool in college just it wouldn't be cool anymore absolutely not yeah like being like being like an absolute maniac was like the gold was like the golden ticket to like yeah the holidays always reminds me of this finals party we had my freshman year where it was right after george hw bush's funeral that we had on campus okay and on campus it was on our is he an aggie no but he like loved a and m for some reason he went to yale but he just yeah i think he grew up in texas he did and just like loved he was like an oil they were like an oil family apparently yeah yeah and i think his presidential library is on our campus so that makes sense so they like brought like air force one and like this nice train and like there were like snipers on a roof like all week

which was kind of scary but prevent it like police wait police preventative snipers there weren't guys like there weren't like thomas crooks well he's already dead so i don't know how much more damage others can do yeah but I think like they shoot him but that would be like

the ultimate like like disrespect yeah everyone's like oh my god he's been shot rush him to the

hospital do you think like where do they take him do you think back to the morgue alright we'll do it again tomorrow do you think if you're secret service

oh alright keep going if you're if you're the secret service and you're protecting a dead president you still dive on the president he's got a gun everyone's like they're holding it up

yeah they're protecting themselves with him the roles are completely reversed you dedicate a life to service to this man and then once he's gone his final act is like protecting you it's kind of beautiful

oh my god oh wait what were you gonna say but anyway this particular party i had bought one of those like bac uh breathalyzer things yeah and uh i told everyone at the party i was like i'm gonna get to 0.41 in honor of george hw bush because he was the 41st you die well dude it was like if you had like just had a drink you could hit a pretty high score like if you like took a a beer and then did it like immediately after like you could hit like a like a point one two or something but it's like it's like that's like fudging the numbers a little bit but i i had to hit point right one yeah they don't ask how yeah yeah exactly so the whole party i'm like taking a drink hitting it drinking more and more and more um end up like the thought of hitting it is really

funny like you're like scanning a party to like see who's there and the guy's just in the back couple guys vaping yeah yeah yeah what kind of party am i at yeah i was like i was telling everyone at the party i was like i'm getting 0.41 it's what hw would have wanted and everyone's like okay i guess like nobody got it probably wouldn't have wanted that no i don't think he would have and uh and eventually like ended up passing out at the party uh i woke up the next morning and i found the instructions like laying around and it was literally like 0.4 and above death yeah and i was like oh well i'm glad i didn't yeah i'm glad i didn't hit it there was there was a i think i've told this wait 4.1 or 0.4 0.41 is like like people have died from like 0.3 like you can get

whatever there was a machine at fiddler's green where you i don't think i told you about as you put a quarter in and then you could blow through a straw into the bac machine it was like a police grade one put a quarter in you could like test your bac which i think was to like prevent people from driving home above the legal limit but it kind of just turned it was like kind of near the other like games too so it's like when you're like waiting for the darts you're like kind of playing that and we were all like having a blast with it and then my buddy harper uh did it and i have a video of it and it just goes 0.31 and everyone's like oh all right never mind like it like stopped becoming fun we're like okay all right you should probably go home just ruin the vibe yeah which

like i don't know if he was actually that i think it was probably like with the straw and everything it would might have been like slightly less accurate but it was it was funny when everyone's like oh you're almost at like 0.1 and then it was 0.3 it was like oh okay all right that was can i go pee real quick please yeah uh guys we want to take a quick moment to talk about one of our new sponsors of the pod lucy lucy's intelligent nicotine for adults indults i meant adults designed by scientists to deliver the most satisfying nicotine experience and always tobacco free whether you use nicotine to enhance focus boost your energy relax there's a lucy for you they offer products ranging from

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oh i've been getting fed just like the worst things of all time i feel physically ill it's uh for the audio or for any listener because we're not going to be able to show it it is a 80 year old woman in kind of like a scantily clad outfit and um and she is filming herself in the mirror and then kind of from stage right off camera just an old man's hand comes in and just goes under her shirt and squeezes her boob and it's like really gross and then he just pulls out yeah but hey when i'm 80 that's the kind of love i'm looking for i mean it is what some things never change something yeah some things never change some things never fucking change what age do you think you like will stop having sex um probably like how am i 26 26 26

i think i'm done yeah it's kind of like kind of like loses its luster at some point yeah i think uh i think i'm good on all that i think i'd rather focus on my novels from here on out reading them or writing them like proofreading them uh yeah annotating them annotating them yeah yeah there's just better places for my mind to go uh where when do you think you'll stop i would like to think that i would like to think that you know into my into my twilight into my final years still going yeah like i heard his matthew mcconaughey's dad like died making love to his wife that was kind of cool that can't be real he had a heart attack really yeah and then he said his mom was like they were trying to like put it they were

trying to like put clothes on him like the emts to before they like took him out and his wife was like naked in the driveway being like i want no i want them to see this man glorious what are you doing over there buddy that seems like uh living the dream all right what are you guys thinking for dinner just walking around what's the idea you had is this it it's like something we were supposed to like notice about you smelling salts yeah let's get let's yeah the energy's a little large idea okay we haven't

revisited our white boy of the year in a long time and we're coming up on the end of the year yep oh fuck that's i'm doing smelling salts for the audio listeners oh fuck doing one nostril is kind of funny you were like is that all you're supposed to do no you can't just whiff it that was like the one nostril is like only to get something like up your nose oh yeah that's pretty intense would you start doing like coke or something like i think that could be like interesting no don't do coke i just read about a guy who died from it really yeah was it laced yeah that can't be good for my this is this is a result of how how little sense of smell i have right now is that is that something did it work or no i mean i can feel that there's something

happening white boy of the year across disciplines we gotta we gotta we gotta be smart about this so obvious canada is the rizzler yeah like he's had pretty all-time year he fell off in the second half though no he did not a little but like we gotta understand his rise was this year too yeah it's like we can't it's like was it really when your spotify rap comes out and you always think your top song is gonna be like just the song you like that month yeah and then you're like no i consumed a lot of rizzler he went sneaker shopping this year he also put he puts the four leaf clover was this year was it really i think so he puts the boy in white boy too yeah i think we need to get back to that true um in the sports realm i would say drake may

oh drake i liked uh i like the guy who kicked the ball at the kansas sideline instead of actually going for like the fifty thousand dollar kick you see this oh the like guy who's like missing a leg too yeah i think he was missing a leg yeah okay there was like a fan who had an opportunity to like kick a field goal for like 50 grand and he just kicked it at the other team and like started taunting them and he like he lifted up his shirt and said fuck ku on it's gonna say yeah it was all the time um okay let's think about this um do they all have to be white they have to be a white boy okay so that like physically or mentally is messy white i feel like he's always up there yeah but yeah he's like too perennial like i feel like the the white boy of the year is never

someone who's like been around for that long you know what i mean this has not been the best year for white boys i feel like usually there's like uh there's like a bona fide list what about timothy chalamet with the marty supreme timothy chalamet pop-up thing was insane i know it's just like he's kind of a guy who's been like i feel like he could have won it any of the last like five years like there's fatigue setting in terry bradshaw terry bradshaw is a good answer um let's think what about ricky pierce all he got shot last year who's that he's like uh oh yeah he's a shot huh has he been like good this year yeah he's been really good he's like their number one receiver oh really yeah all right from christian mccaffrey danny woodhead

danny woodhead blocked me on twitter did he actually what did you say i don't know he tweeted it was like during covid i think he tweeted something that i didn't like he's spitting vitriol or whatever you guys say yeah i got mad at him and i just replied to his tweet with a disagreement and he just blocked me marco rubio marco rubio actually he's not white is he i think he's white he's hispanic i think it's he's white um arch manning arch manning although like he was set he had white boy of the year on a platter yeah and he kind of fumbled the bag fernando mendoza oh he's a good one he's a quarterback for indiana oh yeah i that guy gives me the heebie jeebies anytime someone says like flipping instead of fucking oh he says flipping instead of fucking

yeah oh yeah he's out uh i'm trying to think like who's hot this summer i mean like you know sometimes like the time person of the year isn't necessarily someone who's a good person you're thinking charlie kirk i was gonna i was gonna say post-mortem white boy of the year i was gonna say Luigi Mangione oh no that's a good one I mean was that this year yeah no no no he shot the CEO December of last year but then like but he he's been facing all of it this he's been in like like the some of the fits that he had no I agree he's wait Pope Leo Pope Leo is probably white boy of the year oh Chicago Pope Chicago Pope Chicago Pope yeah I yeah I like the I like the Luigi one but i feel like he might have won it last year he might have been like late bid like one of like

those in nascar when like the everyone gets in a crash and then just one guy just cruises right at the end but also you know how like sometimes like an artist will technically have released in like 2024 yes like for because i think like the grammys go from like august to august so like he is technically eligible for this year yeah so definitive definitive 2025 white boy of the year rankings pope leo luigi mangioli like the pope leo like it was a lot of hype but like what has he done sorry in no particular order okay okay candidates yeah pope leo yeah luigi mangioli uh drake may drake may what was the first one we said the rizzler the rizzler uh i'm trying to think is there like a discipline we haven't dabbled in what about like phase music uh

faze lacy who's faze litzy faze lacy he cracked bonnie blue you don't you don't know this guy what did you what was that sentence you just said oh bonnie blue she's like she's like 10 white boy after all that at any given moment bonnie blue is 10 white boy um wait let me oh my god faze rug who are these people that you're talking about um let's see what people are saying online killian murphy no banksy uh oh jonathan bailey had a great year um david corn sweat payton pritchard who's david corn sweats oh anthony edwards maybe

no that he hosted like an award thing that a role model role model well i actually think i was gonna say cooper dejean pick six in the super bowl is a good one and is a defensive back yeah that's fair that feels like a long time ago but that might be it i feel like role models had the best white boy year so far yeah well model's real name is tucker pillsbury yeah that feels like a fake name to me you know what's funny his dad friends with my dad named rusty rusty pillsbury really yeah that's a sick name rusty pillsbury uh are they any relation to the pillsbury doughboy no but everyone called his cousin doughboy in high school was he fat no his last name was pillsbury but he wasn't i was gonna say like could have been a double whammy no i think they

probably would have steered clear of that his brother his little brother little dough boy that's just like artist name no no that was just like oh that's what they got to high school yeah yeah i you know i agree about tuck about role model because i really i was thinking that was like last year but that's all this year yeah that is all insane like the rise this year and stuff was like this spring i think bananas yeah yeah the sally every week or show who's my sally tonight yeah it's gonna be me like natalie apparently there was a some girl posted on tiktok that she saw him and jake shane making out in new york i have no idea if there's any truth the source was jake shane w that would be crazy all right imagine if you walked by

white boy of the year cooper dejean role model the pope the new pope the rizzler the rizzler luigi mangione drake may who you got thomas crooks which one did he did he was last year did he shoot charlie kirk or trump trump trunt sorry trunt i always say it wrong did you see the did you see the uh who's what is his name pete hegseth is that the secretary of war he put secretary of war with two s's on his name tag where's the second s like ss they're like that's like a nazi thing and people were like there's no chance that was a typo me over here like yeah that he's a snake yeah it's parcel tongue yeah really bad uh daniel radcliffe's always up there for me just kind of yeah malfoy made his return to broadway yeah

You know Daniel Radkoff hung brain on Broadway? Yes, we talked about this. Full frontal. We've already talked about this. Crazy. It's Daniel Radkoff's freaking brain. We're going to talk about it. Live nudity is pretty insane to me.

I mean, pre-recorded, it's pretty nuts too. I do live nudity every day. What does that mean? Like I'm naked live. You get naked every day? what yeah what's the longest you think you've gone without getting naked 48 hours like one of those weekends where you just are like oh my god yeah when i was like on that hiking trip i feel like i didn't oh chihuahua that's the longest i've ever gone to

that we had to do a nature excursion when we were kids called chihuahua i think i told you about this and everyone had to like build their own or not build their own tent they had to like prop up their own tent like live in the wilderness and then i was just with the special needs kids and they told me i'm being dead serious in the yurts it was like me and like another one of my buddies were just with the special needs kids and they were like it's because it's because they like you guys so much and i was like there was a part of me that was like have i made it this far without realizing i'm special like we had like tell me we'd like run it yeah like i won't be mad at all um we'd like running water and like we got to like bring our toothbrushes and stuff and we

had like toilets everyone else was like pooping there was one kid who was scared of bears and so he pooped you were supposed to like go like out into the woods like dig a hole and poop and the kid i guess had to poop in the middle of the night and kind of just went like right outside of his tent and pooped and then like like shoot it under the uh under the tent oh and then after like a couple days everyone was like what is happening it smells so bad pooping under the tent is all time violation all right let's talk about your favorite christmas present you ever got you want me you want me to be serious here i got an xbox 360 slim when i was in second grade well first year it came out and i got black ops i don't even know they made slim maybe wasn't

second grade third grade it was it was the first one where the button was like flush to the thing you didn't have to click it and then i got a dlc map and i was just going ballistic i was i was playing skate too i had like a group of guys yeah that we i would meet up with every day like at danny's mega ramp and we all had our signature trick so like mine was like a melon and like no one else in the crew could do the melon because that was like my signature trick i remember the melon yeah that's a real thing yeah um i think i might have been my xbox connect because my mom was never let us have video games my whole childhood oh yeah you needed the one that was like physical activity i was only allowed to get the games that were like that connect games i like

made this whole pitch i was like you're like i will be the fittest i've ever been yeah it's not like not like gaming like this it's like this you ever have you ever wanted your son to have apps and then i got it and the games were fine but it wasn't like that fun yeah it wasn't super accurate why why couldn't you just get a wii that was like all fitness that wasn't that wasn't good enough yeah there was some bullshit on the wii too wait so you never grew up with a wii never had a wii never had a how'd you get so good at week off then college college was the first time freshman year roommate had a wii and i started playing and you just played it all the time we played every single day for hours and hours and hours and hours and hours you were really behind the

curve on that yeah our our we experience was like only like late night like after the bar is like way too late and so now like the we like stresses me out like we got really into bowling and uh and not to toot my own horn i have eight i have eight 300s 2400 eight career 300s on we bowling and i remember like looking up because you just sit there and if the second you didn't get a strike we'd just restart the game yeah and i remember like the first time i did looking at the clock and it being like five in the morning being like oh my god it's the amount i mean i was here andrew was the one who found me when when i was here like eight in the morning one time that was insane your eyes like looked insane they were all like glossed over and it looked like you were

like seeing through me instead of like at me it was such a weird time in our life it was like this time last year the amount like really pushing live streams on us yeah and like the only things that were working were when i did like the marathon streams yeah but then they would be like you can't be doing that yeah and then i was like okay well then we shouldn't be live streaming our i feel like our our what we're putting out has gotten a lot better in the last year i agree like there was a point where i was just like what are we even what are we doing yeah we used to do like live streams for gavin and loop to like watch monday night football and there would be like 10 people and we couldn't like show the game so it's just like a live stream of them just sitting

there yeah i remember that why are we doing this strange yeah that was pretty i actually might steal that way and take it home yeah i've maddened i'd madden 10 on the wii sucked i remember those games madden on the wii is ass but little league world series on the wii oh my god fun so much fun little league world series and so you'd play with like you play us i'd play as like korea korea they dude it was so much fun it's that second one this one dude super sluggers is one of my favorite wii games super sluggers is good i played that mario and sonic olympics like crazy yes yeah i got a ds for christmas like this year like early early on and i got a harry potter game for it and it was like impossible there was this there was this like

the first level of the game was you had to do something with like frogs and i just never could figure out like what the objective was it wasn't clear like what you were supposed to do and so i just never got to play the game because it was just you could only do this we you ever picked our chat with any ladies never had a ds never had a ds wow what did you miss out dude played outside made memories that future generations will not even understand no i built a lot of legos played outside a lot what was your favorite outside game uh we had a really big yard growing up and so we would okay rich guy it was it was a nice yard it was the it was like so like all the neighborhood kids would come over and we wiffle ball is probably my favorite yeah we were

big rundown uh rundown crew and they're what's rundown there's two big oh capture the flag was my favorite actually for sure capture the flag is if we could get like a crew i was so good at that game capture the capture the flag highlights that early prepubescent type of athleticism which is just like straight line running no but mine was brain my capture i was so good at capture flag i swear to god was the goat was your like tactic so the tactic is you got to get behind them right like you you don't go like if you don't try to go where the flag is you go where the flag isn't where they aren't and you go all the way to the back of their property right and then you kind of move your way along their property and once you find the flag you were

out of bounds no no you go like the back limit of like you would set like a limit so you wouldn't go past the limit but like if you get behind them everyone's looking towards the other team so then you can figure out where the flag is and then once you have it and you just have to run back to yours yeah that's a that's an easier you know it's hard to get around people but it's like what where he's like he's like it's not about where i am it's about where they aren't yeah yeah exactly or where they're it's about where they're looking because if you know what i mean if they're looking at the other team you can get behind them you're gold yeah in gym class we had to play mick whippet you ever played mick whippet no i know a guy named mick whippet though do you

actually no and don't call them that it was like lacrosse but like the sticks were i think it was like they made them this way so that they would last longer like the whole stick was just plastic and i remember it being like we only played it when it had just gotten like so fucking cold out so if someone hit you in the knuckles in McWhippet it was like you were out for the rest of the day yeah I remember my knuckles getting so cold

in the winter I'm sorry that ended up sounding like me being a dick I didn't really mean it I was about to say oh yeah and then I was like I don't have a way to relate because I never played lacrosse either you didn't is that not a sport where you were definitely wasn't Charleston

but yeah I think it wasn't Lancaster too i think i just never did it i don't know i was like a city kid you know what i mean yeah you were like i was on the streets of lancaster pa i wasn't like did you ever try and learn how to skateboard no never gave it a shot no i don't think i ever did i think there were things like that were like yeah i don't know i think owen did a little and like he would do like some bmx stuff and he was just so much better out of than me that i was like right this is that's your thing Yeah, you got that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'll be over here playing capture the flag. Yeah. I went to a skate shop when I was in college because I was determined to become a skater. And I built my board. And then we went to the top of a parking garage and tried to ollie for like an hour and a half. And then I don't think I ever rode it again.

Yeah, that's exactly what happened to me. I got a skateboard for Christmas. And I took it out to the driveway. And I tried to do a kickflip for maybe two hours. You tried to do a kickflip before you learned how to ollie? Yeah. because i was just like i was obsessed with that show zeke and luther yeah of course the kid and i was like i gotta be a skater yeah and uh could not do it and just never touched a skateboard

disney xd was so sick so sick but such a strange place that was like like regular disney was kind of like wholesome disney xd where there was like there was an edge to it it was a kind of horny remember that really was a bad kids version of disney i don't remember it remember it was channel 101 i feel like they used to always have phoenix and furb on that that was regular disney i think i think i think it was on xd i think it would air a lot on xd huh i didn't know xd was like a separate channel i thought that it was just like a certain time of the day they were like we're going i was a separate disney xd was channel 101 and disney was 36 because i never had i mean you know it's different it's like every it's different based on where you live the channels

I thought it was different based on your like provider like if you had Spectrum or ATT I think maybe that too we were Spectrum before it was called Spectrum what was it before that it was probably like a local one that they they like bought of a bunch I think your memory fascinates me because

it's so funny that you can remember the channel numbers of like different shows but like you can't remember like who you went to Vegas with that's fair you know wait i'm trying i'm trying to think about the main one though i think i know what the main i forget what it was i was i was thinking about this the other day i think the reason i have

a hard time remembering details like that is this company has inundated me with with a hundred of of like very similar experiences it's like i've done that exact trip true a hundred times with like slightly different variations of the same group kind of similar things happen and then it's just also it's all happening so fast it's like the second i'm done with that drip we have like some other shit yeah you just like delete it yeah there was that like three-week period where you guys were golf influencers and like we didn't see you guys for like this has been this has been one of the strangest years of my life yeah but i feel good about i feel good about where it's ending It's ending in a phenomenal place.

I think we have kind of a clear path of what we're doing now. Yes. That YouTube's blowing up, which has been really fun. Yeah, YouTube is insane. Yeah. Yeah. And Will and Rusty's Playdate. Playdate.

This month has been our biggest month for subscribers. Yeah, because we've been co-posting. Yeah. Yeah. And posting more shorts. Because we're numbies. I hope that... Because I think a lot of people listen and they aren't subscribed.

So I think if you're at home listening... i don't think that's true we have more subscribers than average listeners on youtube that's true shit no i think there's still a population people like the numbers do not lie i made a i made a detailed list today because we because i feel like our drafts have gotten a little wonky i made a list i labeled all the ones that we've done that have worked and put them into categories so we can work off of that um for a draft yeah love that yeah i don't know like i said sometimes it's weird because like sometimes a draft will like tank on instagram and tiktok but then it'll like blow up on shorts shorts confuses me and i don't understand i don't understand i don't understand it but

apparently it what what did what did the youtube ceo just say like it's the most viewed thing out of uh instagram and tiktok yeah it's insane it's got the most amount of like i feel like they inflate their numbers maybe like like if you post a video more than more people watch shorts on instagram or tiktok yeah because i think shorts are more international than you see australia just banned like everything youtube australia banned youtube pull up their pull up their social media ban they banned instagram tiktok it's basically everything except for like streaming services and i thought they like age restricted maybe that's what it was oh 16 yeah yeah that's still crazy require age oh roblox is exempt no youtube though until you're 16 like youtube was

like youtube's like not really social media you can learn a lot on youtube oh some apps like youtube kids are exempt roblox is exempt it says not yeah they kept like discord and steam discord all that they kept discord for them yeah discord is like the worst like any time you hear about where all this stuff happens yeah anytime you hear about some kind of like high-profile murder it's always like they were talking about discord yeah what is up with discord the the we have a discord so watch it for our nft holders there was a guy there's a guy that made us made us start a discord at this company when a couple years ago andrew there was a whole thing where we had obligations to post on discord weekly it was bizarre like meet discord quotas and

they were like do you guys still post on there i don't know if it even exists that we scammed all of our people we did it for the record no obviously we had the nf we had an nft you don't know about this oh yeah we have friday beers nft like you could buy like a dually or something a guy ran in nashville and like berated us about how like i think he thought we were like behind the nft thing like there was a guy who was doing it who is was doing whatever and it went like haywire and the guy that was talking to us in nashville was like was like this is like illegal like you got like whatever happened with the nfc something went berserko i mean we got like investigated for it for a second geez yeah we all had to post in discord every week or something yeah insane but

our crypto coin the pump and dump that we're doing next year like the one the playdate one that we have still it's still a go that plan is still a go playdate coin is actually gonna be huge can we can you just start any do you have to like do anything i can uh you have to mine it doesn't it yeah i don't know how that shit works at all yeah you have to mine your own coin yeah or it's like backed by like ethereum or something yeah solana my dad texted my meme coins are doing yeah let's do willie's annual willie's quarterly meme check portfolio this is uh holy shit you're rich hasn't loaded yet holy shit this is taking forever and that is what a rich man looks like forty dollars how much have you put in you think

i put no i did it one time and it's an insane number so i put in five hundred dollars two years ago or something and over the course of two years i've just slowly lost 460 of it do you remember pi it was like a it was like a crypto thing that came out called pi and we were all like mining it in college and this kid was like when it goes like you're mining it yeah you all you had to do was like log in and like press a button and it would like mine it for like a certain period of time and then you'd like go in every day it's like there are kids like i have like some of it so i think it's worth zero dollars but like there were some kids that were like very convinced that this was going to be something and like were diligent about it like

every day and then i don't think anything came of it did you guys play cookie clicker yeah back in the day my friend shauno sold and uh showed me a thing you could go into your settings you know you can like create like a like a an assist so you like press a button and then it will like mimic what you told it to click on the screen he just figured out a way to make it go like so like before bed he would just like click that and then leave his phone on his bedside table and so my cookies were like i was baking what is cookie cookie clicker it was like this game where you just tap on the cookie and like every time you tap on it you get a point and it was like endless and i don't think there was any like objectives it was like just trying to have the

biggest it was like if you just do the first click on it it looks like it still exists this the first link what why would it be that the link on the side you and you is there something like what's going on why did you click the first one uh because it says or teal's home page this looks sketchy but yeah oh maybe it is uh english there's something about like sitting in that producer chair that like whoever's there just forgets how like it looked like it's actually know the last girl was perfect at it but yes so like so you just like click it like this and then i think there were like multipliers and stuff there was like some other thing you could do but i remember if you if you had like a ridiculous amount of cookies you were like royalty at my

middle school wow i think if i hit 100 i get something what was the other one like there was some like tycoon one oh i got grandma what's that do i don't know should you do anything i think that just changed the conversion what's the what was the tycoon one tycoon roller coaster no it was like a tycoon no maybe i used to play those a lot there was one where it was like you were you were like a businessman and you had like could have all these different entrepreneurial oh i did have by the way i wasn't a perfect outdoorsy child i had computer games we had madden 08 and rollercoaster tycoon and i would play those that was a good one but it was on like the family desktop so we'd like yeah couldn't you kill people on rollercoaster tycoon yeah i mean they wouldn't

say like dead but yeah effectively yes like you it was pretty fucking you could just build a rollercoaster and then just have it end just like abruptly like going uphill oh my god track it would just go like launch people off of it i saw a video it was you it was insane i saw a video today of a kid his parents caught him caught him uh he didn't know about like search history so they bring him into the room and they were like what were you searching and he was like that like they clearly had it like pulled up on the desktop and they're not trying he's like that like i was searching that and they're like what is it and he was like uh it was like shaking boobs or something and they were like why did you search that they were trying to make like a serious

moment and he was like i don't know and they're like why he's like because i love them all right and then everyone started like cracking up it was funny like in hindsight if you were just honest as a kid when you get caught like that is hilarious because i love them yeah that way you want to work like with a parent when you like if your kids are gonna dirty stuff it's like he's gonna do this i think you have to be like you have to like explain to them that it's not good yeah but at the same time it's like i don't know i think if you're if you're not watching like hardcore stuff i think that can like rewire your brain yeah but i think like we're all searching up boobs on the internet is just good clean fun that's like what guys do i do you

remember the do you remember the first time you saw boob no do you remember i remember keaton's first time it was at a g-easy concert who's keaton my friend oh we had a g-easy concert it was my first concert ever and uh a girl got on the jumbotron and she flashed her boobs whoa and that was his first time and you didn't see it you know i saw it but it wasn't my first time god the first time i ever saw someone's boobs i was boogie boarding and the girl's top came off and it blew it blew my fucking mind oh wait that was also my first time actually come to think of you were there what yeah i was there that happened to you too uh no kind of we were at sky ranch on a field trip which was like this christian church camp okay and um we were going down the

water slide and this girl uh what was her name uh came like in the back of the line and she was like having a conversation with us and her top was like fully just above her boob and one of girls had to say something i've never done heroin but when i was 12 years old that happened to me i was like this is the that was the craziest feeling of all time i was like i can't believe this is like real life how old was the girl she was like 14 i was 12 i was like oh my god i was like beside myself i had to like i had no i literally like i had to like paddle in oh my god oh all right read your drafts yeah let's do i'm feeling very tired today i am too still a good episode i'm sorry if it wasn't no this has been a great episode you think so yeah

i think it's been really good these are more slang words that don't exist frame seems nice but no real substance to it and this could be like a restaurant or something i'm thinking like is that place cool yeah it's a bit of a frame i like it i like it a lot be a person if you want to be mean it could be a tv show like they're hot but they got nothing going on yeah like a tv show that's like a sick premise but it kind of doesn't go anywhere gotcha restaurant with like a really cool like exterior but the food's kind of mid yeah yeah it's kind of a frame uh uno someone who is sometimes a wild card so you're like he's usually chill but he's kind of uno every once in a while he's a wild card port this means your house like should we head back to port yeah i

like that i like that a lot uh reclined is a way to say like you're chilling so you're like you're coming out and you're like no i'm reclined for the night i like that a lot uh slug that's a guy that uh he's easy to track down because he always leaves a trail um snail maybe i meant yeah no slug slug is right i just what what trail would he be leaving the guy in real life yeah like he knocks shit over and yeah leaves trash out and stuff okay okay like member if someone's always at a certain place they're a member there i like that you're like you're like should we head down to uh should we head down to the bar and you're like yeah i'm a member there that reminds me venice beach bar had put up the stockings so i need to go see if i have a stocking oh nice yeah

that's so funny do you have oh yeah uh net like nothing but net it's like if you do something sick you go net dude that was net yeah that's perfect uh belay is when someone lets you down so you're like uh you kind of belayed me when you when you didn't come to my word mean like in like hiking when they're like letting you down on that one that one's kind of a throwaway no i just didn't know i should know um yeah aren't you like the viral hiking guy i used to be and now we're going to move on to our greatest duos that don't exist brought to you by screwball the original peanut butter whiskey cavemen and grunting at fire love that uh sluggers and swinging for the fences uh hacky sacks and the quad hot tea and this noise your uncle and new balances

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