Will & Rusty's Playdate - will perfectly predicts the next year of his life

Episode Date: September 11, 2024

Will turns 24 and reflects on the highlights of his past year. The boys catch up on their rad weekend in Austin, TX, including meeting country star Dylan Gossett. They also share stories of their first time getting drunk, sketchy weed dealers, and Christmas starting early in Venezuela. Playdate 54 wraps up with more 'guys that rock,' trick plays that don’t exist, and advice no one has ever given. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod SUPPORT LAURA DONNELLON FOR BEST BUDDIES MAINE: https://www.teambestbuddies.org/chicagomarathon/supporting/#laura SUPPORT PETE AND OLIVIA FOR BEST BUDDIES MAINE: https://www.bestbuddieschampion.org/maine/supporting/#olivia JOIN US IN DRINKING FIREBALL DURING OUR GAME DAYS THIS SEASON https://www.fireballwhisky.com/. MUST BE 21+. DOWNLOAD THE APP AND TAKE CONTROL OF YOUR FINANCES WITH CASH APP. IT PAYS TO GET PAID ON CASH APP! https://apps.apple.com/us/app/cash-app/id711923939 START YOUR NEW MORNING RITUAL & GET UP TO 43% OFF YOUR @MUDWTR WITH CODE PLAYDATE AT https://ambassadors.mudwtr.com/PLAYDATE #mudwtrpod #ad GO TO HTTPS://WWW.LUCY.CO/FRIDAY AND USE PROMO CODE FRIDAY FOR 20% OFF YOUR FIRST ORDER. WARNING: THIS PRODUCT CONTAINS NICOTINE. NICOTINE IS AN ADDICTIVE CHEMICAL. (00:00) Intro (00:43) Catching Up (06:42) Happy Birthday Willy (13:00) Fake IDs (20:03) Urinals (22:05) Labor Day Weekend (28:03) Smoking in High School (36:09) First Time Drinking (45:44) Roadmap (50:34) How Cool Guys Bust (58:56) Pitch Submissions (01:10:45) Pitches (Presented by Cash App) (01:22:08) Teach Me Something (01:26:00) This Guy Rocks (01:31:17) Trick Plays that Don’t Exist (01:36:33) Advice that No One's Ever Gave (01:40:15) Whose Personality are you Stealing? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Our new double espresso with ginseng extract. Whatever lies ahead, don't change your morning. Let your morning change you. discover coffee plus on espresso.com all right play date episode 54 is that right yeah brian urlacher whoa you definitely definitely you look right before this google i'm from chicago this is one thing i actually know all right because a couple weeks ago you you guessed that he was 53 and i was like no he's or i don't know there we go when i'm back

so i was waiting to kago i feel it have you guys heard that song i have and you know what's crazy is uh that's the first time i've heard the real lyrics in forever because i only hear the fucking poughkeepsie one yeah yeah i like her she's funny um we've had a lot it's been a long we haven't recorded in like two weeks yeah we've we've also had a long day yeah we just we came straight from to the airport yeah people are gonna hate us uh i want to give a can i give a public service announcement before we get started show um i want to say if you are uh on a plane and you hit it off with the guy next to you i'm happy for you i'm happy you guys get along do not talk at a yelling tone for the entire flight yeah i don't think i feel like you can't really

talk in general unless you agreed the the gentleman behind me uh they both sat down and the first thing that they had in common one of them must have been wearing something or had his laptop open with something bitcoin related oh because they immediately jumped into bitcoin worst case scenario he goes this is the first thing i heard him say keep in mind i'm wearing noise canceling headphones on with the with the noise canceling on yeah and i could still make out what they were saying he goes uh yeah you know i just kind of treat bitcoin like my 401k because like it's not going to go down unless fucking like kamala gets elected or something and i was like okay like like that's great he was like i think he's implying maybe she wants to get

rid of it whatever that in his head the only thing that the only thing that can turn down this very safe investment that that is not volatile at all yeah is like a 50 chance and uh like i'm yeah i think i'm all good except for one entirely possible outcome this completely plausible thing happens um that's funny but yeah i think you know i'm glad that you guys got along really well it's it was insane to me and then i was looking around like looking around at the people next to me being like how's no one mad about this yeah no one was i was the only one frustrated by it or the only one like maybe they are all like trying to get bitcoin advice yeah maybe they are all coin heads too will go we'll got one record what 45 seconds in lauren is texting will lauren

will got lunch on the way out of the airport today how do you feel about that i saw the play how do you feel about that i think it's fine it's stuff in the uh weird mood i mean i was hungry as balls and uh we had to come straight here to record the podcast yep so i was like i'm not gonna have time to go get food and it was jersey mice which we don't even have near here yeah i will say i wouldn't have noticed that you were i wouldn't have thought it was that strange if you didn't like he asked me in a way that was like i had to decide a say in this he was well is it weird is it okay if i do sometimes like i get off the plane i'm just like i want to get the fuck home yeah sorry pardon my language yeah we never say fuck i should not have done that uh

so i was just giving you know i was i was trying to be a a good friend but we were flying back from austin austin texas wait i have one more food thing okay another another p oh my god did you see how much i just spit right there that was awesome my bad lauren lauren it happened that's his biggest spit ever jesus leave give the man his flowers if you if you guys find yourself um flying you know on a three-hour flight and they ask you if you want the curry say no uh it's a mistake i'm only gonna make one your butt rumbles the second i ate it i looked at the girl next to me and we were both like it was also the first time i had curry ever ever it scared me i've never had indian food until

you've never had indian food yeah i mean if i haven't had curry then what else would i have chicken tikka masala oh maybe i've had that is that indian yeah okay then maybe i've had that I have a great Indian food spot in Culver City. I love, but you just said, I love Indian food. Didn't you just say I haven't, you were like, I also have never had Indian food, or did I make that up? You made that up. You've never had Indian food?

No, I love Indian food. Wait, roll, roll, roll, if you're watching this, rewind 15 seconds. I'm pretty sure I said, I've never had curry before. This is going to be like- And then Lauren goes, Lauren said, yeah, I've never had curry either. Go back 30 seconds. No, I said I don't like curry. Okay, I can live with that.

i'm i'm just thinking about we have these like weekly analytics meetings where like our co-worker armand like goes over our youtubes and is like this was a big spike this is a big spike you saying rewind 30 seconds oh yeah i'm calling it right now in our meeting he's gonna want to be like big spike we should clip that oh yeah i had a killer prank uh planned for will today and he foiled it okay this is just this is just a pretense for him to brag just go uh his prank was that he was no no that's not what was gonna happen i was gonna tell will we were sitting next to each other and i was gonna get really excited about it and then we're gonna board in the same group and then i i wasn't gonna tell him i got upgraded i was just gonna sit down and have him

walk by but then this morning at breakfast he goes uh he goes did you get upgraded to first class and i said no and he said well you're not on the upgrade list he had like he had like done some detective work well i went to see where i was on the on the list and i didn't see his name i mean who cares though i really could not care less and honestly i feel like you are this is like some sort of public humiliation tactic from you like oh i almost said this killer prank no one thinks that's a killer prank you just want to fucking tell everyone that you were in first class i don't think it's a killer prank thank you and guess what my white ass was in comfort plus and there was no one next to me so i would almost take that over it and and i didn't

have butt rumbles because they didn't eat that shitty rich people curry i was i was with it we make the same we make the exact same amount of money i mean where you're sitting i mean based on where you're sitting um it's a mindset it's not a you wouldn't make eye contact with me when he was walking by he big time man yeah big time good he deserved it when this episode comes out you're gonna be a man oh yeah i'm becoming a man tomorrow i'm getting my uh wait what happens or wednesday no oh today oh today if you're listening now if you're listening to this podcast it is my birthday which honestly if you're listening to this podcast today that's pretty insensitive yeah my birthday is september 11th which is strange um but

yeah and you're also not our only coat wig yeah we have two two people multiple uh but yeah it's my birthday um i'm 24 years old and um you know 23 was a great one thanks to you guys let's tell us some of your highlights oh yeah what were you gonna say i was gonna say the same your highlights of 23 23 you're jordan you're man oh man no i mean legitimately this podcast like yeah that's been getting off the ground and uh it's becoming what it is really cool like i feel like yeah we like a very fun community that we've built this day one year yeah well no it's weird that was two weeks ago no no september 18th is when we start but how have we done 54 then i don't know because there's no way we've doubled up if you've been here since september 18th 2023 comment down below

yeah i don't know how that's possible or i don't know do you think at some point we'd we'd like skip that number surely honestly i could have done that or did we like do we count like tony p and matt quinn no we don't count them i don't know how do you how do we count them i don't know anyway so yeah the podcast was my highlight also what was the low oh god yeah i don't know i don't like anyone wants to know that i have to answer uh i'll here's what i'll say and it'll be a segue way into what we did this weekend over the last like particularly like two weeks i've it's this has been a highlight it's been getting to meet and work with like some of these musicians that i've idolized for a long ass time so the thing we did with matt was really cool and then over

the weekend spotify took brought us out to austin to do this thing with dylan gossett he's a country singer have you have you listened to his stuff lauren i haven't but he's gone it's one of his favorite artists he was one of the nicest dudes i've ever met but that also uh blew me away a little bit very talented so talented austin oh so it was like this like spotify like homegrown playlist but it was kind of cool so it was like at his local bar that he grew up like going to with his friends oh that is cool and uh super cool we got to like interview him did a video with him i sang a song i sang one of the country songs that don't exist with him if you were a mosquito yeah yeah like taught him the lyrics and we like did it together and he played

guitar and uh yeah anyway so i would say that this has been a hot because i don't know i feel like music has always been the most important thing to me and like finally like somehow that this has created opportunities to like work with these people and meet these people feels really special totally okay we're gonna this is this is the first one we've done and every year on your birthday episode we're gonna have this same talk yeah but we're gonna play this clip right now you're gonna tell you're gonna talk to will a year from now like billy eilish that thing billy what does she do she does it's like she's been doing interviews for like a year for the last okay do that then whatever that whatever billy does so just tell yourself where you want to be

and we're gonna compare we're gonna see this on september 11th of 2025 and we're gonna hear uh if will's like uh living up to his own expectations what do you want to be doing in a year from now well should i just should i deliver it to him yeah hey will hope you're smoking hot girlfriends doing good i bet she's awesome and her body rocks uh what's her name grant grant grant probably grant and uh so pretty cool will that your podcast now has a million listeners five million five million listeners and that the music you put out is super viral yep and you're playing a show live and singing at the troubadour at the troubadour would be awesome and you're gonna

drive there in and i'm gonna drive there in a pickup truck pickup truck a cool old record i have no say in that you can tell you can shape and i'm gonna drive there in a baby blue old ford truck that'd be sick and and i'm probably there and i'm gonna have i'm there too you guys will be there yeah yeah you can yeah i'm sitting in the middle you guys can reason yeah you'll sit in the middle and um yeah and you'll have um you'll everyone will love you cool i think that what else i like that what are you wearing fun you'll have a hat it's gonna be way bigger than uh you'll have a i don't i don't know i'm hopefully honestly i'm down if i'm just living in my same place i just moved into and uh that would be confusing if didn't you just sign the

there's no way there's no way your life will change drastically enough that you're in like a mansion no i'm just saying like i hope i like stay there oh it all goes well and i say i really like good place um i mean i could be in a mansion b word i think there's a real possibility in the next five years that's what we're doing but i don't yeah a year from now would be quick i don't know i'm running out of sayings dude i'm i don't know about that but yeah i hope that yeah i don't know whether it's making music or like doing this kind of stuff we're getting to like interview artists and stuff i hope that i'm doing something with music and that people are enjoying it that's so cute yeah calculating route to avoid seeing poverty turn left to bypass the unhoused

youth sleeping on the street then keep right to skip by the lines of people waiting for food steer clear of the crowded shelter turning people away then take the next exit let's stop looking away and get in the way of rising poverty your donations help the united way fight poverty in thousands of ways like providing food shelter and crisis prevention donate today at unitedwaygt.org and lauren while we're watching this lauren has a buzz cut yeah lauren has a big tattoo that says baseball is forever on her chest no it says uh it says it says bruises are temporary but baseball um oh my god i wanted to tell this story for like a while but it happened right it happened the day after we recorded last week um will and i were going out we're leaving sam's house to go to

townhouse and i'd left my wallet at sam's house it's like a pizza party or something pizza yes we were i remember you texted me and you're like come to the pizza party yeah it was by the way i showed up to the pizza party it was like eight people having pizza well i don't know what i expected like i i thought we're gonna be all like spinning dough no i just thought yeah it was just like having pizza oh so you you don't even make it no i just ordered pizza and had it they just had pizza for dinner actually that's all they did they just had pizza i'm sorry you guys don't like to phrase things in a fun way is this a podcast party if one more three's three's company four is a podcast party we get matt quinn in here again it's another podcast party yeah but it's

like a long enough walk back that i was like i don't really want to go get my wallet and will and i were outside the bar and he just goes oh my god i have one of your old ids and he just pulled out my driver's license when i was 16 and i handed it to the guy and it worked i mean it was about it was expired but it was like a real license it was me yeah he uh like i don't even know when this was this was like maybe a year ago we were going somewhere and i didn't have my id and you were like oh i have this old one and gave it to me yeah to use and then you're like you can keep it it's funny we're too old to be using our old fake ids and that was pretty it was pretty like i was like so it like i was hit with like that wave of like you know like how it felt to use your fake id back

in the olden days like that's what it felt like watching you walk up i was like what are you buying mead yeah using your fake id to buy uh what's the middle of medieval equivalent of four loco would be um four bunk four for me four score and seven years ago have you seen that the gettysburg address i mean not live but you you should have been that's one of those you should have been there moments yeah i couldn't do it justice but him and his boy wait is it is it record cameras around so how would i have seen it i was joking oh i don't think that that was far enough away from cameras to to scoff at it like that it was video lauren i mean they had they had those early days of photography invention of the invention of early photography was the 1860s which was so

you want to know if it was on video no invention of the invention of the video camera i know it wasn't on video but i'm saying it wasn't far enough away to okay yeah it was yep at least 50 yeah 1925 that was way further i thought i thought those brothers were filming like silent films in like the like the late 1800s i know i think those brothers were doing it in the early 1900s oh 18 oh that's camera yeah yeah 18 oh that's 1680 absolutely no way there was one in 1680 all right we should probably not watch it oh let's watch a documentary about the history of a camera lauren it's eight minutes long guys buckle up lauren we'll get lauren you get mad at us for like random like random rants and then you're like let's watch a documentary on the

history of the camera um wait so what was he what he was that was when he declared the end of slavery no what was he talking about no it was um it was it was that is fun i like that one yeah The Gettysburg Address was What are you doing Lauren? You can't just keep browsing Can I It was like I think it was like they had won

The Civil War maybe So can I ask you a question The scoff that you gave me When I said was that when he Declared the end of slavery Implied no and that's so dumb Because everyone should know what it is And you don't know what it is

well i know that it wasn't that how when did he do that well he i mean he signed the emancipation proclamation which but you you think you never thought he did you don't think he declared it didn't really end slavery but it allegedly did especially wait what do you mean like it said all the slaves are free but the southern states weren't just like oh you guys can go like abraham lincoln said so so it took like it was it was years and years of i mean that's like what why the civil war yeah it took a long time to actually free everyone especially in like the deep south damn going back to the cameras so i've been wanting to get more practice with my photography yeah go follow lauren has a photography account if you guys like good photos uh go check it out

lauren hoagland photography photo so i asked mia if she would like model for me this weekend and like i'm gonna do some practice photos we missed the text that's what i'm about to say do you guys do you guys want to be my model yes fuck yeah maybe like a like a like a couple's beach photo shoot yeah maybe you can shoot my album or one of you yeah who's it wait so super can i be me can i pretend to be me as boyfriend yes can i can i wear my cowboy outfit yeah wait well i will totally do that this is this is couple on the beach and their cowboy friend uh yeah i love mia that'd be great she'll be here this weekend she's gonna come to the She's coming to

Wag and Emily's party. Are you guys going to be there? I'm not going to be here. I got to go to Philadelphia. Rainbow Kid surprise. I might not be here then. Tragic. Because I also have to go to Philly. Yeah, you won't be there. It's on Saturday. Thank you. It's alright. Night.

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pleaser go pick up some from your local liquor store and join us in drinking fireball during our game days this season let's get back into the episode you know there's like sensors on the urinals they're like no it knows when you leave the urinal so it can flush yes uh lauren have you seen those they have them on like toilets too i haven't like black you've never peed in a urinal you just always wait for the stalls we don't have urinals freak you go into a girls room and they're all just like

wait pull up pull up what is it possibly going to ask us to pull up art installation continental breakfast and this is what I'm picturing a woman's urinal looks like this is a woman's urinal and she had to stay there all day

I don't know she got in and I think got out It looks kind of cool. What is it? But it would just trickle down. So it's like her... What does that mean? I don't know.

Pull up the video. The video is very strange of her getting into it. I can't... It does not look very comfortable. So I can't tell if this is... I can't see it at all. If this is sexual and I'm like being... Or this is sexual and I'm reading it correctly

or if I'm being a creep for thinking that this is sexual. I'm going to err on the side of creep. Oh, shoot. Just wait. Like, that's weird, right? Yeah. All right. What are we doing?

We're watching... you know like half the people listen to this podcast yeah sorry sorry sorry for the people at home we're done doing that but it's a woman who like go just go on your phone right now and google they're like probably god crash god crash ricky ricky accident god damn it sorry sorry google continental we gotta get i think we should get rid of the tv i think i think we throw it out the lost tv privileges yeah so well that's what i pictured a woman's you're gonna look it's a woman she climbs into this thing and her butt is in the air and she's dressed like a stewardess and she's a kind of on her elbow it's weird just you gotta be wants to

listen to describe video google you said i can't tell them to google it yeah you can't tell them anything all right should we rm it up wait i got more we have more shit to talk that's why i was talking what do you have to talk about all sorts of bro we didn't even talk about labor day weekend how about oh how about how i called bc winning on the pod we we called it we and looks like you might have to go through the gauntlet because bc football is looking good remember our bet oh yeah it's for the record we weren't setting you up they actually are i know good surprisingly yeah well i was we went to that we would i was i had this big plan to make this bar the bc bar and uh we went we we did you're right you're right um it was only one kid i know from bc came

i texted everyone i supported you came and liam came and we had a little crew an honorary degree from bc yeah we think they would give me one yeah 100 probably i've probably done enough cool stuff 100 but yeah anyway they uh we brought i brought a flag over we just like hung it up on the balcony with like masking tape and uh someone texted me like a girl that i went to college with uh texted me like two days ago she was like i'm at this bar by your house and there's a bc flag and i was like no way so we taped it up with masking tape left it there and they just left it up that's awesome i wonder if they went in and like reinforced it i asked that's crazy my buddy that was we got it next time we gotta bring zip ties or something yeah i guess although then it

feels like more of like a statement piece like at this one it's like so clear they could take it off that i feel like it's like not intrusive but like we zip we zip tied it and then they're like what the hell i don't think they would notice yeah i don't what if we nick well it's like on like it's not like just like on a non-descript wall it's like very prominent in the bar oh um lord i had a i think i've already told willis but i had a great labor day story this guy we're walking past this amazon truck and this my neighbor was smoking weed with his dog jesus the dog you always run around these dangerous crews bad habits i just i just worry yeah he was he was affiliated he was gang affiliated uh for the record him and his dog

his dog was there the dog wasn't smoking weed the way i phrased it made it seem sound like yeah these that dog that dog is that dog is always baked and uh like pot or marijuana or something right you probably know about that you have tattoos okay go ahead yeah so the dog was getting baked no the dog wasn't getting baked yeah lauren you probably smoked tons of reefer yeah like you probably do like what's your what's your preferred ganja like jeeps probably no well most recently i i used to take edibles a lot and i just don't ever anymore because my just they just stress me out oh so what do you take now i picture lauren with like one of those bongs that no nothing i like rarely i rarely light it

with your foot yeah yeah i'm picturing her like no like a jeep but like she made it out of like a handle and like a bucket or something you know what i mean like oh yeah yeah yeah like those like yeah i picture she has it she goes in a like an olympic size swimming pool yeah with one of those poland springs yeah uh water cooler things and and just makes a big old jeep yeah i bet no and then you're probably honestly probably get so stoned on pot lauren lauren brings your fails of weed into her apartment oh my god lights them on lights them on fire inside a trash can like a hobo and puts her hands in front of it and she probably gets like the munchies yeah and like like all baked like high on pot and like your eyes are glazed over and you're had the munchies

and you're fucking like watching like um rick and morty and like um um kind of unironically describing it um and like you're so baked you can't even like like you're laughing a bunch well no part of why i stopped was because i would take an edible and then it would kick in before i was like in my bed like cozy like ready to watch something and i would start like doom scrolling on my phone and i would get into like holes like of just not oh i thought you meant like i'm in a hole really into stanley yelmats yeah yeah i would i would get into i would You just start hyper-fixing. Madame Zeroni was there.

Sorry, Madame Zeroni. I haven't heard that name in years. Madame Zeroni was so bad. Yeah. Or no, no, no, sorry. Madame Zeroni's not. Kissing Kate. Kissing Kate.

Kissing Kate. You get into holes about what? Just, I don't know. I would go on social media and then. Oh, God. Yet another vice. When Will gets baked, he gets into a bunch of holes as well. Right, buddy?

Okay, Preston, you finish your. yeah yeah my own was that my hand was sweaty or your hand my hand my hands are my hand is sweaty i think both of us had really sweaty hands um c major all right guy was smoking this guy this guy smoking with his dog and uh the amazon driver came and he was so excited to see him and the guy was bringing him packages and he was like like practically jumping for joy when the amazon driver came to his like stoop and then he was like it was labor day he goes happy labor day man i ordered so much shit from you guys he's like thank you so much and the guy was like yeah it's it's whatever and we were laughing about like that doesn't like this guy doesn't make

like commission right so like it ordering more doesn't it's like you're not job harder you're not supporting him yeah you know what i mean he's like he was like i he was talking about amazon as if it was like a mom and pop yeah it's like dude i love you guys stuff i order so much stuff from you guys it is really funny um i am speaking of a little toot from the william uh hope the mic didn't catch that or i'm going to hell uh when i was in atl on a podcast you go to hell when i was in austin texas on saturday night again we you were not there okay it was on saturday night he had not arrived yet i was i went out and had some drinks with my buddy jack and when i was leaving jack different jack uh and uh when we were leaving there was a vending

machine of wheat outside the bar but in Texas and I was like is it not legal in Austin almost surely not right Texas get down is weed legal in Texas Austin

well no city have different like they can't enforce no I mean yeah they can say they're not going to prosecute people with but it's not legal I don't know it's not legal it's a fact well you can't arrest a vending machine It says they passed a resolution to stop arresting

or taking in people for possessing small amounts. Yeah, but that's different than selling it. Yeah. No, no, but I think what the loophole will is you can't arrest a vending machine. They have no idea who owns it. Yeah, I guess maybe you're right. Unless they did it somewhere.

But you would think they would get rid of it. I just couldn't believe it. I was kind of shocked. Was it like bud or was it like everything? Yeah, they had like flour. Oh, interesting. Kind of strange. Yeah, I like am pretty...

i almost wish i almost wish it wasn't legal and oh wait i almost just said the dumbest thing in the world i almost said i almost wish it wasn't legal until you were like 18 or something because our kids are gonna be able to just like postmates weed it isn't what no i know i thought my original thought was that you thought weed was legal for kids they're still gonna have to yeah they're still gonna have to or no they'll probably just figure out a way yeah i had a buddy who had a green it was like hard to get weed in high school i didn't i'm not saying that i'm saying i think it's like a life lesson to have to go to like the weird guy's house yeah it's kind of scary though like sit and listen to his like that way hails he was always like up to something yeah but like

that's i yeah there was a kid i might have told this story already this was a strange one of the strangest things i've ever seen uh i went to this kid's house he was in our grade and he was like kind of the like that he was like the stereotypical psychedelic like stoner guy whatever like it was like it was almost like he was like playing into it was strange but he was that guy like he like had this he like lived in this like camp in the woods and had like a bathtub but we like helped him bring the bathtub into the it was this whole thing whatever but he when he wasn't living there he lived at home with his parents nice and his house you guys ever seen skins no the show skins is like this base it's like this uk based thing and like all their lives are like very interesting

whatever and crazy stuff is always happening and every time we went to his house it felt like you were an episode it's gonna be impossible to explain yeah but if you've seen skins that's what going to this kid's house was like and we walked in and his mom and uh her like boyfriend or his stepdad or whatever we're just like aggressively hooking up on the couch let's go and uh and that's epic it was like really fun i mean that's like a 15 16 year old like one of the funniest things you've ever seen yeah but it makes you i mean you can't like watch so you had to like scurry away yeah and it was one of those things where now i'm like talking to him he doesn't know that i saw that he wants to give me a full lecture on why the earth is flat

and i'm like i just need to get out of here with the weed and he's holding it but he won't you know and they just yeah he knows he knew he knew he had you yeah yeah i have to listen all his yeah yeah because you want to get baked yeah and uh and then he's showing they always have like different those guys always have different like iguanas and like lizards and those guys we every guy dealers have iguanas not weed dealers he wasn't even really a dealer it was just like he had so much of it yeah all the time that you could go to his house and like get it just describe the wheel you know but it was like dealer you just had large quantities that you would be willing to exchange in for currency but like just every time it was like he had like

a new pet and like he would be showing you like rare mushrooms like all like like lizards and it was all different like lizards and stuff like how baked were you dude chameleons like not very it's like a normal house the first time he got high no and uh his dad that is could talk his dad his dad's claim to fame is he got arrested trying to bring the like largest quantity of cocaine into i can't remember what state line he crossed but he got like a guinness no he got caught and it's like a record and uh they they still have a ton of money and so we think it's like probably still that money whatever what's his name i don't want to say but i think yeah we could bleep it and you could google it and see if it's real i feel like

yeah uh is the son's name is norbert oh bleep that no replace it with this norbert the brother's name is norbert norbert um um and uh yeah it was it was i want my kids to have to experience that because if it's as easy as it is now it's not gonna they're not gonna build yeah but i feel like that's a pretty yeah i don't know i feel like i bought well yeah it was not that like it wasn't like fun like it was like kind of sketchy sometimes when i think you might be misunderstanding me i want them to experience the like awkwardness of this i'm not saying that this is a fun experience at all no but i'm saying it's like like i've been in like it's like kind of like dangerous sometimes yeah yeah i don't know so you want your kids to be in danger that's what i'm

saying no no you want them to learn a lesson like once and then maybe stop no i want them to i want them to realize uh i'll never i'm are you about to say something no no i just i'm actually just think of one time i like never ever bought weed but like the one time i i don't yeah it was i was trying to do it and be cool and uh well with my buddies and we like i like that that implies that there is there was a shot there was a chance you failed there was a chance you couldn't figure out how to smoke it well i was like i couldn't i didn't know how to get it like i didn't know like oh yeah what i was doing and uh i forget how i like found this guy and we go to this house and he was kind of like it was kind of like sketchy and then he walked up and i just remember

he just put it all like loose in my hand and he's like sorry i didn't have a bag and i was like you're good dog and so i get in the car and i'm like drive drive drive for my buddy and i just have it all like cupped in my hands it was terrifying nah bro that's chill this is how i always buy yeah i hate bag i like it horrible for the environment put in my pocket roll that shit up in his i might just eat a little yeah i also remember oh who is it someone one time like they had weed but they couldn't figure out how to smoke it yep it's like these girls i knew when i lived in spain i was like 14 at this point like i wasn't doing it was like they got their hands on weed and like wanted to try it and they just ate it yep we all know someone that's done it

yeah it's always a last resort it doesn't work right i don't think so um only one way to find out what was the first time you smoked weed like will dude i don't even know i was so baked on no i do remember it was like my senior year of high school it was the fourth of july at jj's house there's like a that's an interesting day to do it because there's so much going on it was the fourth of july ever yeah getting baked on no no i remember it was like i was very against it like never did it in high school and then why i my like my parents were like super yeah yeah instilled in me that it was bad so i think i just like i was like i didn't really drink much in high school either until the very end um until like the last like until like my like last semester

of senior year yeah you start going hog maybe maybe later was it like do you like we used to like a uh really like a mild man no i was never no i was it was i jumped into the deep pedal to the metal yeah well because i didn't know i mean i feel like the first time you drink it's pretty hard to be like i'm just having a few beers i was so scared of getting too drunk or too high at the beginning that i would do the minimum of everything because i was terrified okay first times i saw a bottle of vodka it was uh it was someone had put it in a poland springs bottle we were all like sneaking it around at the ski resort yeah and i went to the bathroom and just stood there for like 30 seconds being like seems like the amount of time it would take me to drink

this and then walked out and pretended like i drank it it was like oh wait why did you oh because everyone was drinking and i was like just like scared of it and i remember coming out and being like oh bro it burns so bad oh what this must be cheap because this burns way worse than the stuff i usually i remember the first time i ever drank was thomas mcnerney's house got struck by lightning it's on fire and you guys are like oh this sounds better better get all the but vodka got struck by lightning and so like the insurance company like put him and his parents up a hotel oh but like he and his brother got like a separate hotel room of course so it was like for the first time there was like a place we could go that was like was there a mini bar

completely unsupervised uh no and i don't think we would have had the audacity to do that but he somehow had acquired a bottle of white wine yep and me and daniel went over to thomas's hotel it was like the residence in starting a book club no it's not like your first choice we got like turvis tumblers and put white wine in them and went to the hot tub and uh drank and like we had one bottle between the three of us yep and that was all that we had and i remember being like that was the coolest thing i've ever done like because it was always like crazy because we were like in public and like yeah yeah i i uh good time i got my first four of us got our first fake ids when we were like i remember it was the same i got my real driver's license like

and my faggoty in the same like week and like i can't remember which one like came first way too young obviously i didn't look yeah 21 or whatever but like man that's crazy you were like 16 you had a faggoty yeah it was awesome i might like when i got to rollins my faggoty was the same one i was like 25 as like a freshman on my faggoty so i had to like i didn't have until like second semester freshman year college i think we went into the we went into the green screen room in the library and we're all taking candid photos in the library and she goes like you know i know what you guys are doing we're like ah it's for a school project but uh we were like the only kids in our grade that had them and could buy alcohol yeah so you

could just like set your price like people would be like can you get me like a 18 of twisted teas and you'd be they have no idea how much they cost but yeah it's like 45 bucks that's all and so you just like buy them theirs yeah you'd get yours that happened to me at hanano the other day what was that no no and uh i walked i was like walk i was arriving walking by that like liquor store on the corner and these local teens stopped me yep i'm like yo can you go buy this alcohol and for a second i was like uh i like i was kind of like yeah i was like am i cool and then i was like no that could be bad i don't even know if that is cool yeah i was like i was but i don't think i would do that i don't think i would have but i like stopped and was like i like paused for

a second and then a lady behind me like smacked a bird scooter and told me to go fuck myself and at that point i was like i'm out what smacked your birds no just like there's like a bird scooter next to me like it was like a crazy lady it was like oh i thought you meant one of venice's finest she was like intervening yeah no but it was like they were like will you buy something i was like uh and then it was like she like knocked a scooter over right next to me i was like oh and she was like go fuck yourself i was just like all right sorry guys yeah i'm out later boys i'm swamp but yeah no i yeah i don't think i would do that that would have felt weird but it was it was just like funny i was like i've only ever seen this interaction happen in like movies yeah yeah

i've never had anyone ask me we before we got to fake eddies there was one guy who would sell to us at a circle k and uh and he got caught and fired and i we felt so bad because it was like we we didn't there was never any arrangement like it wasn't like yeah yeah he just never asked and he but he clearly knew like i think he went to our high school like years before and like knew we were like little siblings of people he knew or whatever yeah and uh he got fired and we were like oh that's like really sucks he was doing us a solid but at the same time like but like he didn't he should yeah he just shouldn't yeah they'd have him with two guys one at cumberland farms and one at sir okay they both got fired for selling us alcohol yeah i don't know why you'd

ever do that in that position the risk reward is so or like as like a bartender i think it's like like you want these kids to think you're cool yeah which and we weren't cool kids so like you probably did think he was cool i we thought he was the man yeah bigo used to play xbox with him that's crazy yeah that guy kind of seems like he might have been a fucking creep i mean he was like yeah he was playing xbox with high schoolers and selling them alcohol yeah i mean now you say it out loud he sounds awesome yeah i got it okay so he's a legend yeah so that's you guys where i want to be in a year i want to be playing xbox in high school selling them alcohol i've never if i haven't sold a minor alcohol and by the end of this year i'm

gonna be pretty i uh i guess i'm like confessing to a crime right now but i definitely when i bartended in college i was generally actually really strict about it because you can act like you can get like fucked yeah like i get fined like 10 grand aren't you also a minor no no this was my senior year oh okay this is like a year ago i was a bartender a year and three months when i quit friday beers for those months when i thought i was going to the peace corps i bartended oh that's awesome and uh yeah i was i was generally pretty strict about it but there were definitely a few times where it was it was like a like a freshman to come in that like i had a class with yeah i was like yeah i'll throw my boy a bone but uh we were all friends with the

with the bartenders and bouncers when we were like freshmen in college and they knew how old we were oh they did and we i always thought like looking back on that it's like that would be that is kind of strange yeah it's a little like yeah i don't know it's like you're trying to be like the cool older sibling yeah when you're old too it's like what are you no these weren't like they were like 20s they were like just out of college but it was like mostly like it was only rollins kids that went to these two bars yeah i mean i guess they just need your business they were the only people that go there do you have did you have like the when you turn 21 and you go like i remember like going out for my 21st and then part like the bouncers being like 21 they knew i mean they

knew we were like 18 19 when we were that age yeah i guess you're uh but then i think like there were there was like one bartender that i'd fought because the bartender was never id'd it was the bouncers outside right so they didn't really have a great idea there were a couple where i remember the bouncer being like come on but like the like the all the bartenders that we were friends with as far as they were concerned we just like kept aging that makes you know guys we want to take a second to talk to you about mud water i was recently struggling uh with some brain fog and feeling groggy in the mornings i think we've all been there that's just not a great way to start the day so mushrooms kind of seem to be all the hype right now so i did a little research

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um yeah i will say that that the curry is uh starting to catch up with me so maybe i don't even care if we get into it right now yeah let's get into the road map road map did you see there was i like there's a comment on the matt quinn episode is like i have no fucking clue what's going on where's the road um oh yeah guys let us know if you liked those style interviews i think we're we're workshopping it a little bit but we're gonna keep doing like kind of bonus episodes it won't affect the normal recordings if that's not your speed don't worry about it uh guys we have a fantastic episode for you guys today uh we oh yeah of course what's up what's up buddy oh okay i'll go now um what no no i was gonna tell you something i was excited about yeah that i put the

day that the mad episode came out i posted a video of my story of me singing one of his songs that he wrote and he like dm me and was like dude this is so sick and then i found out like through his manager that he apparently said it was like one of his favorite covers of that song he's ever heard that's awesome yeah well done that insane will add it will's been on fire with artists that he's like i can't believe it uh last night last night they thank what are you checking the stock market there getting the pitches ready i'm sorry i'm doing it last night i'm sorry i'm sorry i didn't know you were doing your job in my defense i thought you weren't doing your job no one wants To hear my fucking story about last night.

I don't want to hear the story. I think we should get into the road map. No, I want to hear a story about last night. Okay. Because we don't have AATA anymore, right? It's true. We're not doing it. We have to run longer on this.

We're getting rid of Am I the Asshole? At least unless you guys beg me to back up. Not for... We're not... But I agree. The phone calls have been long and ridiculous. And I don't even know if they're true or not. I don't want to say they're...

I don't want to shut the people down who called in. They were great. Agreed. Yeah. But I think for our podcast's sake, we are going to take a little break from it yeah uh but it's nothing against any of you guys um oh last night i was just gonna say briefly that at the he fed he started thanking like spotify he finished dylan finishes his set and he goes like thank you so much austin like love you guys thank you spotify thank you to the bar and uh thank you will and rusty and then walks

off stage we were like that was his outro yeah wow everyone was like he played like his biggest hit and then it's like thank you Spotify thank you Austin thank you Will and Rusty have a good night we're gonna stand there like alright yeah he was so cool sorry he was he was the man I love him I love him a lot

okay I'm the man cool it he's married I'm the man yeah that is fuck I'm so jealous he's like he's got it all he's got it all he's married he's touring musicianing he's chill he's chilling you're chilling a lot all right we have a fantastic episode for you guys today we have

your pitches then of course we have our pitches presented by cash app it pays to get paid on cash app then we are going to do teach me something followed by this guy rocks and then will and i are going to do trick plays that don't exist uh of any sport and then we are going to do uh i don't what's the best way to phrase advice that no one's ever given ain't that the truth ain't that the truth or like advice that doesn't exist advice that yeah advice that no one has ever given which is lauren seems like she loves it no i was i was i was trying to i was brainstorming i cannot i'm honestly ripping ass left and right you'd think you were the one that had the airplane okay i am what would you want him to i am dishonestly keep his failings to himself yeah

i just don't i do i mean we're yeah i don't know i just didn't i just i don't smell them you are you one of those brothers that doesn't have smelly farts yeah they don't they don't really stink mine reek so sometimes mine are like audibly startling yeah but they don't reek do you ever dutch oven yourself all the time yeah so what's the smell like down there heaven i don't know for breeze dude i'm excited for the jets oh here's my new prediction by the you listen to this the jets will just have beaten the 49ers by 100 points what what first first pitch that was a fun one was that an actual laugh or were you imitating no i was kind of doing like a like oh me and strider have this bit how cool guys laugh yeah

or and then we're talking about how cool guys bust oh oh ew we had a i had an uncool guys bust oh is it true to the gingerbread man my buttons not my gumdrop buttons if you if you finished and then you yelled my buttons my gumdrop buttons do you think that that's your wife bro that's no no but i'm saying is there any world where you could do that and spin it in a way where that woman would talk to you one of you guys please do that and report my buttons my gumdrop buttons i could do it whenever because how many chicks i'm with

girlfriend yeah i don't lauren i don't know how often you think will and i are hugging with girls but we can't afford to just like throw a couple away like experiments i'm not you kind of need you kind of need everyone that we can get buttons my buttons my gumdrop button um wait what do you i think it would be kind of all the time lauren lauren here's a here's a here's a question for you what uh you're hooking up with a guy would which which is harder to come back from my buttons my gumdrop buttons or gumdrop buttons because i would know it's a joke no you no no he's being in both of these scenarios he's dead serious this is life or death situation no but this no i said which one's harder to come

back from like could you oh oh the the scream he could salvage that okay no no he could salvage gumdrop buttons oh yeah but if it was like a genuine like yelp i yeah if a girl if a girl said my buttons my gumdrop buttons you i think it'd be awesome you yeah how cool guys come you you're wearing a sideways all-white meth hat um wait what's what's the meth nine in a row come on lauren or everyone every time you finish having sex a song has to play what's the song um i just had sex be serious oh sorry you got me tripping what do you mean um um girl away i'm moving got me in a train dj turn it up we gonna see the hand i'm a sip moscato if you're on youtube that's what you're gonna comment yeah comment what comment what

what do you listen to after you bust all right no you're pissed that i said that noise the noise you made that noise i just made play it back for the people new noise dropped put a video of lauren doing it right now and then put a picture of a man with no teeth up here oh speaking of a man with no teeth your dad's in town no so i went to the guardians dodgers game this weekend guardians the indians but yeah come on guardians what are you woke living it worked for them so you work for them i work you got a new job oh yeah i leave tomorrow wait did you work did you work for a funny way to tell wait were you were you in the lindor trade

we got lindor and lauren no but okay so after the game we're waiting in line for there's a shuttle that takes you back to union station which is where we parked and this woman daphne and her brother start talking to us she doesn't have any teeth really so that's what made me think of it and we're gonna need her number in this like i was gonna say but i had used some i used some self-control we're in the longest line for these pieces everyone's like oh my god like when are they gonna be here and then the buses start like pulling up and like her and her brother like oh my gosh like yes and they just start running by everyone like as if wait what okay so there's a line we're all waiting in like long lines to get on these shuttle buses oh that's crazy and

the buses pull up and like they just it's like they didn't know what lines were like they just soon like oh my gosh yes they're here like we're gonna go get on them right now so they just run in front of everyone guy doesn't know what lines are like why are you guys hanging out like this guy doesn't know what lines are uh goes into the bathroom at a party and goes what the hell are you guys doing in here we're into the front get on the bus and then we get on five minutes later we're all on the same bus and then it's very tight there's a lot of people they got they got seats and then this man is like standing up like we're just holding on to the bars trying not to fall and she goes get your ass out of my face like screams at this guy who is this woman to you

daphne she's daphne she was she was really funny but she's just someone you met in the line in line yeah or in you were in line me my dad and troy were talking to her and her brother uh she kept calling troy tom brady that's good that doesn't that does not hurt i wouldn't it was funny it was just a funny interaction i love it does he have a good arm or is he like a good football iq he was gonna baseball okay maybe where'd he go to college we could all hit home runs together he didn't he went to a few different colleges and then he didn't end up uh graduating he just started working for his dad's company but he's not doing that anymore oh really yeah he started doing sales okay very cool but it's i'm happy about it because then he's not locked down to

california oh but you can't leave because of the podcast that's true okay we are so if you leave the podcast ends that was crazy lauren just said you wanted to leave the california well just like If I ever do in the future, not right now. You're never leaving. You can't. Okay, here's a question. Will and I were talking about this. If the podcast starts doing well enough,

we would move to Maine or somewhere else. Would you come with or would you zoom in? Oh, that's kind of tea. I mean, that's not like, I don't think, I think we both just signed four-year contracts. Oh, I didn't mean like away from Friday beers. Oh, you're saying, yeah, I guess you're right. Well, I don't know if they would let us do that.

I don't know. Alright We'd have to do a lot of sayings To get there Wait what are you talking about I thought that was normal Yeah that was a valid question I'm off that gree gree gree

Alright Wait how cool guys come Fire in the hole Geronimo At ease first i love you did you guys ever accidentally said that yeah i meant to say i love that i meant i was trying to say like i love this or something my i love that and i said i love you and uh it was someone

i we were like literally maybe it might have been the first time we hooked up i'll never the first time i told my first time i told my first girlfriend that i loved her it wasn't that context it was but it was at a there was like we were like a bc hockey game and then you could like i found it this way that you could like sneak out of the hockey stadium into the football stadium yep and it was just like empty and then i you could just i would just pee off like the second deck onto the lower levels pretty gnarly in retrospect i'm not proud of that by any means but yeah the first time i told her i loved her i peed off of the second deck of the football stadium it out on the side no i just like i just like yeah peed off the second deck and then sat

down and was like hey i love you she's like this is not it this doesn't count yeah i was picturing like it was like right before a goal and the crowd went she was like what yeah nothing yeah are we ready i love you all right yeah i'm done i don't know i don't know if we're ready i'm ready i'm not like dying of heat right now in that hoodie no i'm actually not he's off that gree gree gree okay first bitch is from avalina dear lauren and the personality hires i mean yeah the hell what's the worst part about mopping your floors never mop my floor uh that yeah that for some reason we're in the 1840s no i used to mop lewis barbecue dude the worst part about mopping those floors is when the water gets dirty and then i'm like what am i even doing here am i

just putting more dirt back into the floor that's the right answer that's what i can't really try i mean i've never picked up a mop i used to mop oh it's the worst part of my job in high school it sounds awful there's a huge we had big big a lot of real estate a lot of we're gonna say we had big mops i wish i wish you had big mops it was a huge restaurant mops the size of a room and then the bartender oh that's good pitch there's a pitch what if she what if that we called it sorry what's her well she says that was a trick question no one ever mops their floors because it sucks major ass exactly of course you don't want a dirty floor but sweeping it feels insufficient and mopping is a wet mess plus it takes time and effort sock sock moppets are here to change all

of that oh yeah our innovative pressure sensitive adhesive strips are applied either directly to the foot or attached to the sock swiffer style simply go about your daily home life and your sock moppets will pick up all the grit and dust have carpeted floors no problem and no vacuum needed sock moppets are all terrain when your floors are clean enjoy the satisfying gunky foot peel and then chuck that shit in the garbage prepare to never think about dirty floors again i'm imagining he says i'm imagining they're made from gummy glue that stuff that comes on gift cards and cardboard packaging yeah i'm super down my only worry is i don't know how to name i love that shit yeah i love point i like going into a ball but then it gets all dirty if you're in yeah i

feel like it has like a like the taste is almost like a it's like a blue raspberry yeah yeah you wouldn't you would think it you'd think it would be like odorless and tasteless i know but it's like a blue raspberry jolly rancher it smells or it tastes so good it's like a blue raspberry Laffy It's like a Laffy Taffy For your mouth I've noticed I have a hard time Digesting it though

It comes out like way It comes out like in flames Yeah it's like Like one of those little dinosaurs You put in the sink Yeah exactly It comes out like The size of a golf ball

Yeah What was her name Avaline Avelina Avelina Avelina yeah I met a girl Wait what's the

Bonehead Bonehead song Where he goes I met a funny looking girl On a crowded beach in Spain Her name was Aveline and she said she came to spain to have a good time sorry uh i love it is that a real song yeah google bank uh no we don't think it's a song mr gilfump wrote yeah uh that's in the same

universe uh you know i still haven't read it it's just collecting dust well i thought you had a cute reason though it's like you don't want it to be worse yeah i'm like worried i'm gonna like crack it's like not gonna be what i remember it that's kind of cute um oh i was telling will this i uh my bookshelf doesn't have enough books yet oh this is funny so i've just started putting my lego books in there the instructions into the bookshelf so it looks the spine doesn't have any lego branding on it so as far as anyone's concerned they're normal books but if someone like looked through my catalog it's like just how to build different things i actually like that yeah kind of cool yeah um all right i love it avalina let's hear the next one i would invest

same i do worry that it would they would be annoying to walk around with your foot stuck to the floor but she's either pressure sensitive so probably fine yeah yeah i think you're fine yeah i mean i i do know i did say that kind of i was thinking it was the i was that there's that tiktok girl who's like yeah my friends used to always say i slept with nessa yeah people used to make fun yeah yeah in college but yeah yeah i do it too i wasn't like making fun of lord i was i think it's something we all do yeah yeah we're doing it we're guys we're doing it we're guys we're gonna guys we're guys we're gonna crank that soda bar when we finish you all right get out of here all right next pitch is from dylan mac wait one second you your uber's out you were uber's

outside all right dylan says you guys are gonna like this one hello lauren the baseball and the bat love it i love that i do like that but i i mean are you kidding me i'm an 82 mile an hour curveball oh i was gonna say i think you're the i was gonna say i'm the ball and you're the bat okay all right because you hit it from behind bro like like when we make love we're podcasters we make love with each other oh no ah all right that one was fantastic i was more just it bummed me out no i'm just losing my mind today i feel crazy same i mean we've been traveling i was in tempe and then austin and then here in the last three days i last two last 48 hours i've been in those three

places i was in boston atlanta yeah uh austin and here and they wanted to send me all right we're counting layovers then i was also in salt lake they wanted to send me to detroit at one point sorry it was 110 degrees in tempe yeah that's too much um can we hear from our good Dylan Luca i said good brother oh brother well i just got like creepy deja vu or not deja vu but like i like disassociated you have to record this all when you wake up because you haven't everyone else is hearing a normal podcast and you are losing your mind and hearing this is not happening in this universe we do this with our hands okay dylan says i have a great pitch idea for you today what's the worst part about cuddling with someone you have to do it

for longer than you than both of you want to their hair is in your face wait can i his hair is in your face um what we're saying because we're crazy if we're well i was just like if they're like feet smell when your head or head is that close to it sometimes holding them up that high dylan says wait i want to i want to you know it's it's that it's that uh locking your finger It's too hot It's too hot He says someone's always laying on somebody's arm Yeah that's a good point

I sometimes will like chicken wing it Just so that I don't have to I hate that yeah no that is true You gotta go under Yeah they do You gotta go in the space between their shoulder God I haven't cuddled someone in so long Oh my god it's been a fucking

It's been years I'm like trying to remember I'm picturing my like high school girlfriend I've been that long i'm okay well he's i cuddle with all sorts of objects yeah tricks are people call me the cuddle master people my roommate my roommates my roommates come in my room they go you gotta stop cuddling so loud man all the time because there's you're making them you yeah you're making them you're cuddling them to okay i'm a cab what's the worst part lauren well someone's that someone's

always he's introducing the snuggle sleeve the snuggle sleeve is a revolutionary armband shaped pill that will keep your arm from hurting or falling asleep while still letting you and your partner do just that you just slide your arm inside the snuggle sleeve and you get as close to your partner as you can that's nice yeah i think i think it's goaded you might not be able to relate to this well because i think you have a little bit more muscle than i do but like you know when they're lying on you their shoulder not wait i haven't cuddled anyone since i started going to the gym okay this wouldn't apply so i sometimes they'll be like lying on my someone will be lying on my shoulder yeah and i will be like there is in my head like there is absolutely no way that

it's comfortable because there's no yeah like muscle there so that would help as well because it's more comfortable for them because they're lying on a pillow i agree around your arm no i think that's great i mean they have isn't that a thing there's like beds with like slots there is there is a bed but i think this the advantage to dylan's is that it's on the go yeah well you know i'm bringing to the couch cousin of mine made this thing that was like kind of i'm serious i wasn't cuddling with my cousin and that's what you're suggesting sure bro it was like a product i've seen you and uncle kevin man anyway bleep that bleep that no anyway i oh also here's what i'll tell you about uncle what could that where could this go well i'm gonna tell you in a second

but you mentioned uncle kevin we legend again again guys if uh go donate to uh best buddies best buddies um preferably either will's mom or peter it's actually my sister oh to laura or olivia um uncle kevin i called him when i was in arizona with my aunt and uh the first thing he asked me was how you are that's like how's rusty and i was like good and he's like and i asked him about meeting you and stuff i didn't talk we forged a little bit of a relationship he loves he thought you were really awesome i appreciate that i i kevin i think kevin if you're listening to this i think you're really awesome i think uh my favorite part about our interaction yeah was i i don't think he immediately remembered that we had met i was telling him when had you met

we had met at christmas oh yeah and uh and i was like what's up kev like last time we hung out you were doing the do man and he was like the light clicked a little like it was like oh he this guy's clearly cool he likes he also likes mountain dew so my uncle kevin drinks i think a 12 pack of mountain dew every day and it looks he looks good i know and i think he only eats like pop tarts and like cheese and crackers and he he is like have you seen his hair he's like yeah he's in his mid 50s and he looks fantastic i don't for the record i don't think that i don't think will and i are advising anyone to follow that diet i'm just saying he might be the only one who's tried it working they all cancel each other out yeah i don't know what he's he's gone to something you

if you if you consume stuff and none of it's real there's nothing your body can latch on to yeah i guess yeah what's it gonna do with mountain dew i don't know not much mountain dew he uh he did a trash pickup i think maybe with um pete pete as well nice there was like a best buddy's trash pickup over the weekend but it was when he was telling me about it he was like he's like oh yeah it was great i had to go pick up trash yeah yeah yeah i was like you find anything good he's like no it's funny it's funny um like pete will have similar reactions where i think like you're you're maybe expecting them to be stoked about kind of like everything yeah and like most of the time they're just like no it wasn't that wasn't fun at all talking about it was horrible

um all right dylan that was fantastic that was a fantastic pitch uh i i hope you know maybe it comes in different colors yeah yeah oh my cousin yeah of course sorry i don't it's like a distant cousin like a an aunt showed it like gave me one someone had invented but it was like he was like on a baseball team or something and they traveled all the time and he wanted to like sleep on the bus and so it was like a pillow that was you would stick your arm in and then you just felt like this and your arm wouldn't fall asleep and you had a pillow on the bus that's nice so i the only problem with me falling asleep on my arm yeah is i do the like nod and wake up like nod yes but i think this helps yeah it does 100 all right uh should we pitch each other presented

by cash i believe let's do it i'm gonna hit you with a fastball too all right guys welcome excuse me excuse me lauren bleeped that up i thought it was gonna be a cough that came out as a burp excuse me uh all right welcome to the pitch sesh no pun intended what why is that so scary i just the thought of pulling the thought of like making yourself vomit why is that uneasy to me right now um all right guys welcome to the pitch sesh brought to you by cash app it pays to get paid on cash app uh will do you want to go first you want me to go first um i want to go first lay it on me brother all right here's my pitch

presented by cash app it pays to get paid on cash app of course what are what is doing a rusty yeah adjust your pants just a little short one got wedgie what is um ew why'd you look at me like instead of her ew yeah um if someone did that to me if i if i like stood up and adjusted my pants then one of you guys did that to me i would i would start crying sorry what's it called yeah nevermind I was thinking of something what's your pitch buddy it's a you know what's your favorite kind of pants

sweatpants okay what's the best kind of pants like zipper zipper pants how did you hear that I saw you mouth it

how did he not you weren't saying English she's way further she got smart so what is this what is the answer what do you use your guess for the best kind of paint zippers are the ones that turn into shorts yeah so i think you know even though i'm on the ones you can zip them oh yeah even though i'm on your side that i agree that those are the best kind i think maybe that would be an unpopular opinion i don't give a shit in the fashion honestly i'm so sick of all these podcasters who just try to fit into what society expects yeah i

don't give a shit i'm going rogue i think those speak our mind we speak our minds it's an important is an important uh year politically for it the hawk to a thing that video of a girl in nashville have you seen this one the hawk is like hawk to a spit on it is one of the funny podcasts now who does that girl the interviewer or the person that gotten it yeah what from that she started a podcast at jake paul's media company what are you talking about the girl like it's like a random person on the street and they go like they go like like what what's the hawk to a girl yeah awesome why are you saying it like yeah that's like a well-known you were saying that was like a household name yeah uh she's there you go um what they go like what's something that like

makes a guy go crazy about you he goes talk to her and spit on that spit on that thing yeah crazy no it's not like a celebrity we're talking about like a random person on the street girl she has a podcast with jake paul's media company yeah yeah yeah and will and i will and are playing basketball with lebron later what what are you talking what is it like new she's in like news what you guys she is launching a podcast talk to uh from jake paul what is this prank what are you trying to do this is funny to be the two guys on planet earth that haven't heard of hawk to uh got your ass lauren got your ass got your ass that was also not a pre-planned bit at all we just got it is that is it like international s'mores day why is everything

on google s'mores don't let send lauren down this rep oh god i broke my mic there's parts falling out nuts and bolts tell me your tell me how did it go from the pitch to that we were just talking it's a podcast have you seen that video she's like how to no spit on that thing no okay but here's so we have the best kind of pants right so why not take that make it bigger Shirts Sleeves you can zip on and off Hats Hats

Hear me out on this See this hat You can turn it into like Oh yeah Take the top off I was gonna say Stop the top on that thing boy I was gonna say you can turn it into

Wait that would be the Can we make those? Yeah 100% I had that you could zip the top off and make a visor Pop the top on that thing boy We're popping the top Let me see what you're working with under there What's under the hood?

Wait what would that look like? it's like a visor it's just like a hat a ball like a baseball a baseball like on the inside it would just be like magnets or something i don't know it's like a zipper no but you don't want people to know that you can pop the top okay that's really funny i actually think it's funny there's like a zipper hanging off the back yeah wait then we can i was gonna say the opposite that you can add it on a big brim to me oh but i think yours is way funnier is that real no no okay like yeah it exists for like it exists for like oh what women no no that's not we're making one for dudes no we're talking i love it i love it so much but what i think we take it even further

will and we do your original idea as well so it starts as that but you could turn it into this yes you can turn it into a backwards hat you don't even have to turn it around yeah you can turn it into the ship it off and zip it on lock homes one yep yep i love it um all right who wants to hear so you're gonna invest in i will invest of course i'll do uh do you think we could get it off the ground with 10 grand each do you have 10 how yeah of course do you not do you oh yeah no i got tons of money you have 10 grand to put into my hat company i mean i think it would be like a horrible financial decision but like yeah it's lying around all right i'll do it um that's everything i have do you guys want all my money into this hat thing do you guys want to hear i

For the record, I don't have $10,000 to throw around. The way that made it seems like I have $10,000 of disposable money, which is not true. I would be moving money around to make that happen. Yeah, I'd have to make three separate phone calls. I'd have to call Wells Fargo, the guy at Wells Fargo. Yeah, Mark Cuban would have to invest. All right, this is called, I have a business call. Okay.

What's the worst part about having a sleepover with a lady? can you stop it's no no fidgeting fidgeting it's all right that was the worst part about having no that was not rude can i answer wait but that is part of this microphone so don't lose it um what's the worst part about okay what's the worst part about waking up with a person in your bed you don't have your stuff no they're out of your house they're your house they want you to make egg calculating route to avoid seeing poverty turn left to bypass the unhoused youth sleeping on the street then keep right to skip by the lines of people waiting for food steer clear of the crowded shelter turning people away then take the next exit let's stop looking away and get in the

way of rising poverty your donations help the united way fight poverty in thousands of ways like providing food shelter and crisis prevention donate today at unitedwaygt.org i don't know those hoes always want me to make you want scrambled over easy come on these ladies come over they raid my they won't leave uh kind kind of that's part of it they won't i always have to go to the bathroom in the morning they and and it's i'm worried that they're gonna see you in the light of the day they're gonna they're gonna hear me going number two oh yeah this is see we just don't i don't care about this like you do there's no chance that if your bathroom was in your bedroom like

i've done it and you would they would hear you going like okay i mean what kind of poops are you taking bro you can usually hide it i can't really you gotta turn the sink on i do that as well but it doesn't help all the way i would yeah what's the pitch the pitch is called i have a business call and it is a door stopper that goes under your uh your bathroom door and it takes all the pooping noises coming from your end of the door and by the time they come out the other end it's just like vague business expressions it's like yeah q2 is looking good it would be like yeah it would be like we like these numbers are these numbers are flat and uh and we are gonna seriously have to ramp up production you know whatever and then she just thinks she thinks

you're taking an important business call in the bathroom instead of like i like that it's like like based on like like if you lay an absolute catastrophic rat yeah he's like wow important call like like the dialogue becomes more important based on how if there's a nuclear rat coming out it's like uh it's like i said buy it 60 not sell it 60 um all right that's i have a business call i love it do you guys want to do thanks cash app yeah thank you cash app we love you pays to get paid on cash app do you guys want to do uh pays to get paid in ketchup it pays to get paid in ketchup okay guys let's take a minute to talk about cash app you probably know cash app is the place to send people money like when you need to settle up with your buddies after a night out on

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venezuela's mad dictator uh nicholas maduro he just recently changed christmas to uh he's moving it up to october 1st this year so he said it is september and it already smells like christmas and that's why that is why this year in homage to you in gratitude to you i'm going to decree the advancement of christmas to october 1st google this no i've it's real i i checked and uh i just think that that's so baller to be able to just google like venezuelan christmas yeah that's right they probably look at news i haven't updated it yet yeah scroll cnn he decrees

Christmas will start in October as Venezuela cracks down on dissent I don't know what that means dissent is like people that don't support him September smells weak yeah he's just throwing a Hail Mary to the people of Venezuela being like

you guys want Christmas early but also apparently they were having to give them all money because none of them can afford Christmas presents this early and so they're giving them like stimulus to like go buy presents and stuff What the hell? Isn't that awesome?

What does that even mean? It just means Christmas is October 1st now. That's awesome. Yeah. Isn't that so baller to just be able to change stuff like that? Yeah. Kind of makes you want to dictate. I might.

Hey, Will, how's my dictate? I might move to Venezuela just so I love Christmas. Take that one. Do you dictate? Oh, great. My dictate's back. Oh, great. Venezuela has a dictator.

I was hooking up with this chick last night, and she would not leave my dictate until oh god so apparently apparently i'm the only guy with one of those everyone's got dt all right um that is that is fast that's a great one thank you that's very fun i mean in does that mean like thanksgiving is like this week no i think it's good they're gonna be all backed around jesus is like oh great that's gonna fuck up my passport my birth certificate santa's like what yeah yeah the elves are like you have to be fucking kidding me start making chanclas now or whatever the kids aren't chanclas the venezuelan chanclas or flip-flops the cups that are the balls that slam together maybe they're called that too chanclas my chanclas

have you seen that video the little kid going my chanclas well i wonder if maybe they're like all right this could be good to like we can knock out venezuela early so it's like one last thing to have to worry about in december teach me something willie did you know that sloths only poop once a week that's not that i this might be will's first will's first false one where do you where do you read that google it google it i read i actually read it on i believe the wall street journal or new york times why were they covering it oh and it's on the wwf oh even john cena knows um that's crazy wait why do they do that really because they're so fucking that's what i think is the beauty of it they're so fucking lazy that they don't want to have to go get out of their

tree so they just is there you know like wednesday through friday they just holding in a shit wait why don't they just poop off the tree i don't know they're not allowed to oh they're incredibly picky when it comes to pooping apparently same i might be a sloth yeah i only poop around once a week and i'm extremely picky look it says a sloth cannot vomit belch or even fart sad life there they're missing it they would hate they would hate being a guy yeah um they would have hated being in a frat all right um this guy rocks yeah that's it all right my this guy rocks this week is a gentleman by the name of harry and you're gonna want to pause this quick lauren this is a child named oh i love harry he uh i actually don't know he loves

dinosaurs right he loves dinosaurs i don't know what he i don't know what he has but he has some condition i think it's very he says only a few people in the world have it wow we don't need to watch this full video but i just wanted to show you the beginning of it lauren started over this is harry's first day at college which for them is like uh i think he's 18 you want to turn it up i don't know yeah and he's he's a little nervous uh about going and so his mom and him are talking it through and i just think it's i think it's a very healthy way to go about it i know darling what are you doing today going to college is it your first day oh yes yeah i'm a bit nervous oh darling oh yeah oh my lord well

if you get worried they can phone me and I can come and get you it's not a problem well I found it something weird halfway through filming that so I'm not sure where we're up to but yeah I think you'll be fine you've got friends that are going already

they do because your nurse has been in and he's taught them how that's kind of no he's the man I hope he has a blast at college. So he comes back, and apparently he said he had a blast. His only complaint was none of the nurses know how to do his diabetes medication. Got it.

And I think that they might do it with, like, needles. So it was just like Harry was just getting poked and prodded. But other than that, it sounds like he had a great day. But Harry, we love you, buddy. I love his voice. And he starts over and goes, hey, everybody, it's me, Harry. Yeah, that's awesome. i also think british people sound great great i agree i think it's like stockholm syndrome

that we like their accent wow i want to put a put a video of will doing that again the slow motion do a slow motion here's a slow motion replay of the noise will just made y'all are fucking did you well did you buy that hat on saturday night uh no i bought it on sunday morning but yeah i was pretty i've been wanting to get a new cowboy hat because i lost my last one and uh i'm very excited about it i really like it and i had this i got all new clothes i got new jeans i got a little cowboy shirt you know put a picture of will's cowboy fit here it's uh it was hard it was right i mean well i just like it looks like

urban george street the the george street i look like street is urban george street i look like george street yeah urban george yeah because i it was like it was like a cowboy outfit except i didn't have boots i just had like my rebox on yeah i look like george street i slacked it sorry i couldn't george straight it's a country singer but if will was the urban is george street but it was yeah i just have the bar is so low for my fashion i just wear like athletic shorts and graphic tees every day so i was pretty impressed with myself all right well who's this oh god i don't even know you love guys with balloons i'm a guy just play it no just watch

how did how long did you take them to set this up That's what it sounds like when I'm at karaoke. All right. Wait for the chorus. that was a dm submitted the playmates made me sad well uh i just can't believe how much happening it's like the mechanics of all that is like borderline impressive it's just like imagine setting something up that much to do that he had you have to have some serious baseline of

like mechanical engineering yeah uh so that's a legend that's i think that's a legend of the post game yeah i would have it i would you know what i'll say it i'd have a beer with that guy yeah i'd have a like a lager i drink beers off that guy i drink i do a body shot i do a shot ski off that guy's butt um all right five do you guys want to do trick plays that that wasn't a high five at all all right do you want to do trick plays that don't exist or advice that no one's ever given first two of our best categories yet let's do trick plays to start okay these these are trick plays that don't exist all right oh shit it's in google docs give me one second it's a what

it's in google docs not my notes all i heard was it's a newton box oh god it's in okay sounds like a weapon of mass destruction all right i've got the punter ruski okay i'm actually really excited about this one so it's a fake punt where the punter doesn't punt it and he starts running but then right when he gets to the line of scrimmage he punts it as hard as he can straight into a defender on the other side of the line of scrimmage and then then it's just like a fumble that they can just grab yeah that's so like so like he gets he's got to be like oh he has to position himself right across the line of scrimmage because i think if it's behind it then they it wouldn't be a new set of downs but he has to punt it right across the line of scrimmage

into another guy and then grab it yeah yeah and then they get a new set of downs yeah that's awesome it's crazy right yeah do you see that video of the guy like throwing the punt yeah that was awesome okay i don't have i don't have a name for this one but basically the quarterback drops back and he lets himself get sacked okay right when the defender gets off of him they realize the ball is nowhere to be found he then points to the receiver who's standing in the end zone he the receiver pulls it out from behind the ref's ear like a quarter and it's a touchdown how do they do it who knows awesome yeah you can't give it away it a good magician never reveals his tricks that's true uh yeah there should be more like slate of hand uh i've got the crowd

surf okay offensive line lifts the running back up and like it's like he's just like on top of like crowd surfing with the football they just sort of carry him through and then there's like a protective wall of people around him too it's like how do you tackle guys seven feet in the air exactly don't like you know you can hit the guys below him but like good luck yeah it's gonna take you're gonna get at least five yards yeah every time i'm actually i'm shocked both of yours haven't been tried yet i know have you ever heard about the crying man uh-uh so when uh your opponent is taking his free throws you start crying you throw a kind of like a mini temper tantrum about how it's not fair and how hard you worked and like you should be winning the game yeah and he'll feel

bad and he'll miss both his free throws that's awesome yep uh i've got the charlie brown this is a for on a field goal uh the holder pulls it away and the kicker does like a cartoonish charlie brown-esque who'll go like into the air and it's so distracting that uh the holder just runs into the end zone on time i love it yeah uh the cheerleader you you have a player dress up like a female cheerleader and you play the entire game just one man down so everyone no one notices that he's not in and then at the most crucial point of the game he rips off his cheerleader uniform and there's a full set of pads under it and he catches the game-winning ball that's genius yep um i've got the alley-oops the alley-oops is you and it's in basketball

you kind of it's like an alley-oop except you throw it like a hundred feet in the air it's it's for if you have like a seven footer on your team it's like if you have the tallest guy you just throw it like a hundred feet in the air and have it land near the basket and then so it's like so far up that like everyone just congregates and it's like waiting for it to come down if you have the taller guy he's gonna get it every time and he's got the ball right out of the basket it's a great point this one's so stupid uh this one's called the assistant okay uh you when your team it looks like your team is in a position that uh there's no chance you can come back and win you have an assistant coach run out to a pay phone and call in some sort of threat

at the stadium and we'll just have to play it another we'll have to play the game another day i like that move then we have we have time to game plan yeah yeah it gives you time to like sort of yeah we can break down their offensive minds together defensive scheme yep special team scheme all schemes all schemes uh i've got running train running train is sorry running train it's a running train i want to emphasize that the running back gets the ball and then they all line up in one big line and they're running and they're passing the ball back and forth between their legs so whenever someone's about to get tackled they just pass it to the next guy and then the train gets a little shorter and by the time they like finally get everyone down you're halfway to

the end so it sounds good actually i know i think i think it's that i think the punter ruski is probably my best one but i think all of them are yeah pretty good ideas yeah you love running train yeah i love running train wait you're trying to make me sound like a sexy thing okay uh sorry i was doing what's that i don't want to know it's sad running train no that little thing you just what yeah that's a you okay have you ever have you seen the mario movie yeah no you have not have you actually yes that ruins it i haven't even i haven't seen it either i've never met anyone who's seen the mario movie yeah i isn't it good wah wah no it was funny all right that was funny all right should we do some advice that no one's

ever given yes this is one of our best segments yet this is advice that nobody has ever given brush your teeth 14 times on sunday so you're good for the whole week yes never sleep with a pilot from milwaukee tie your shoes before bed to save time in the morning don't get your friend garrett high after midnight yeah always use two gas pumps at once to fill up your car twice as fast don't listen to reggae before friday or else you'll get nothing done during the week put a hot dog in your coffee to keep the ghosts away never and i mean never play tetherball with a half italian half irish man will not end well when someone tells you to take your shoes off at the door just take one off and

hop if you if you encounter what is that thing it's a cool guy face if you encounter a mountain lion on a hike run away from it really fast backwards so you can keep an eye on it that's great those were those were those advice no one's ever given yeah those advice no one's ever your first couple like actually made like yeah it was you took a approach i think the toothbrush one is a joke i've made before of course but the gas pump one made me laugh yeah the gas i was like trying to like shove two nozzles yeah like they just like it's just like dude one time i was i was feeling it was like on a long road trip with my dad and I had filled up the gas tank, and then I was, like, done, and I took it out, and I don't

know what possessed me to pull the trigger again, but it was just, like, pointing against the side of the car, and I squeezed it, like, not, like, not consciously. I just, like, did it, and it just sprayed gas, like, up against the car, and it all bounced back. I was soaked in gasoline. We had, like, three more hours of a car drive. There was, like, nothing I could do. I would have bought a big thing of water.

I, like, washed my face off, I think, and I just drove home. it was crazy my mom told told us to go change her i just i smoked a cigarette and went on with my day and we got the fireworks and we went yeah yeah smoked a cigarette had a bonfire it was fun um my mom told us to change her gas one time we forgot to put the cap back on the thing and like those are supposed to be airtight like you can like really fuck your engine if that's open and we're driving home and the car just starts going like and we were like oh my forgot to put the thing back on uh turned the car off ran to an auto zone found the cap came back my mom texted me a couple days later and was like did you guys notice like my car

running weird at all and we're like nope she just still doesn't know random wait my car doesn't have one of those is that bad new ones don't sometimes what like the the you lost it or no we're talking we're talking the oil like are you talking about not gas not gas like the oil that makes way more sense on the engine like in the hood of the car i've never done that yeah the gas cap you can drive without where does your that's still you're not like supposed it's not ideal most of them have like there's like a second layer that like the thing penetrates that like gas is not going to come out of the gas thing if you don't have a cap and a lot of cars you sometimes now you don't need one it just opens and then it's yeah and you can yeah i saw a guy drive away with

the pump in his thing one time how'd that end it like was snapped out of the thing and then he realize what happened he only made it like one foot but all right we have jets playing 10 minutes all right we gotta wrap this up we love you guys whose personality uh i'm gonna steal i'm gonna steal um um give me gary oh sorry my bad my bad dylan gossett that's good i was yeah i was definitely i was gonna say that as well he that guy i can't i cannot stress it enough uh that guy ruled he's like so like just like cool and down to earth and funny and like when we were going to leave him you know when you like you like want to keep talking to a cool guy yeah every time we i we were leaving and i cheersed him and then we talked for another second i went to cheers him

again and he was like are you double cheers yeah he's like why don't we just cheers twice we're both just trying to be like smooth yeah yeah i'm gonna steal uh i'm gonna steal koopa troopers personality because i like his vibe and i like being like i think not being the main guy is cool being a tertiary cool guy yeah it'd be fun that was my go-to guy koopa trooper that's that was mine as well um i liked his i like his steez i like that he yells his own name when he does cool stuff can you imagine if like i like nailed something and was like maybe that's how cool guys do it when they bust will uh the the in how i met your mother when marshall's trying to get lily pregnant uh he yells erickson as he as he dunks his balls in uh ice water what does that

mean it's his last name oh okay very cool i'm gonna tell you her last name tomorrow because she's gonna be screaming it tonight yeah she's gonna be screaming her own last name um lauren whose personality you're gonna steal oh i'm gonna steal hillary duff's personality in 2007 oh yes a really funny video of her dancing on the today show on instagram yeah it's such a funny My sister loved her I was in love with her when I was like 9 Alright we love you guys Have a great rest of your week

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