Will & Rusty's Playdate - willy goes birthday mode ft. pizookie

Episode Date: September 7, 2026

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all right you go mingo mode mingo mode mingo mode what's mingo mode i don't know i played a golf course called mingo the other day and i kept could not get myself to stop saying i'm going mingo mode um all right let's get it out in the air play date play date i made a mistake this morning and i'm gonna get it off my chest hit me as you may have noticed ben barrett sent out an evite to a this is all done to an epic rager i didn't get it oh no i did i got the scammer even doesn't invite me to parties so a scam email gets sent out from one of our buddies slash co-workers work email yeah to every one of his contacts uh inviting all of us to a a party a rager and i was across the street having a breakfast burrito and uh was so excited at the

prospect of partying with ben that i went to open the evite it says i need to enter my email and password and so i entered my email and password it doesn't work i entered it uh probably five more times so excited to party with ben and everyone this is them getting back at you for the prank calls and uh before i can finish my last bite of my burrito after giving up on partying with ben um i get a slack a company-wide slack sent out from ben that says uh hey guys my email was hacked obviously don't click that email but if um if anyone did um it's not me and i did it literally like five or six times i i why won't it let me the slack was so funny it was like thanks for the heads up and you're like i did it five times and then it was nate going as long as

you didn't enter your email and password you're good he's like i entered my email and password so like you is that your password like for a lot of things so i i mean he could like that's what they're after probably right uh he could get into my bank account he could get into my xbox he could get into an xbox the xbox i can live with the bank account could prove to be pretty dicey that is fucking insane i mean i would have entered my social security number to party with ben i was like ready to like what do you need what else do you need did you get the email can can you send can you see what it looked like i want to see all pages like it was so obviously yeah apparently everyone else knew and uh i don't know i just thought it

looked like maybe it was like an engagement thing so i was like holy fuck an engagement yeah he's been dating his girlfriend for like three months it's i want it to be clear i was looking at it on my phone as well i know that's not an excuse i've got to be better about this all right let's see it it says paperless post a cherished occasion is drawing near and it would be a pleasure to have you share this special moment please find the invitation below we sincerely hope you will join us in celebrating and you know what that's not the that's not bad from evite this is so not something ben barrett would do though i think that's why i was like it has to be an engagement thing i really want you to click on it and uh so i clicked view the card

and it looked legit um it did this as andrew's doing right now i kind of went through this whole process and then it makes you kicks so this looks legit no i mean this looks like the evite site and so i clicked view e-card invitation and it pulled up this exact tab i clicked sign in with gmail i typed in my gmail it asked for my gmail password i typed in my gmail password oh no uh it the page didn't load like this looks fucking legit this is a pretty good scale i was like ready to fucking park that's a good scam it was a great scam you should change your email password i did i did thankfully um but if you guys get any i'm sure i'm next because ben fell for that oh he fell for it he fell for a different thing this morning don't do this andrew

what are you doing it's just not gonna work sorry i just want to see what um don't do it and uh so ben actually fell for a worse scam this morning what was it so ben got an email from a guy who was looking to network and so ben googled him and he was like his linkedin page looked legit and sam goes it didn't have a profile picture and so ben was trying to network and got scammed i was trying to party and get scammed so they hit you both of you exactly where i mean they hit us right where it hurts they know exactly how to get it i'd be like andrew got like i want i want to buy your pokemon cards or it was like gru like gru needs you gru's looking to network needs your grew's trapped and you're the only one nothing beats um when uh we had one guy email me or he

emailed all of us trying to network and will angus replied and said willie d is currently in the hospital but i'll make sure to get this we never talk about that no we never talk about on the podcast because you were gone when we that was the funniest thing that's ever happened he was trying to like get a hold of what you were on that email i was on the email jane yeah i think like the play date email or something uh yeah okay i think yeah he was like trying to get a hold of us for like booking or something but for like the email is directed towards me it said like will and so it said like it was like my personal email my work email the play date email my like old like tiktok business email like this guy had scoured every email possible and it was like a

real guy yeah being like could we set up a call to like talk to you about our services mind you will is in uh out of the country yeah and he sends an email instantaneously i i before i could even open the email will angus oh because part of it was that he accidentally put will angus's email in there too yeah and so angus was on the thread and he just immediately responds willie d is in the hospital i'll show him when when he gets back and then they reply like wow like oh my god like praying for a speedy recovery think like sorry this happened or something and then i get by the time i get in there i'm like if i wanted to set up this call i'd have to like wait a week until like how what ailment could you pretend to have i don't know like i think i wouldn't ever address

it but i couldn't reply then and be like oh he was joking let's have the call because then it's like what's going on so i'd have to wait like operation from a different continent sends this email and nukes me it was the best thing i've ever seen so now we'll never be on oprah so now we'll never be oh my god it was the book yeah it was the booking agent for oprah yeah so listen to this we did cold cases yesterday and uh wait can i also say one thing thank you guys for oh yeah happy early birthday birthday thank you guys i was andrew kind of andrew kind of nuked me because it is eight days before your real birthday so now i look like an idiot because i don't have a present i didn't this was from both of us okay all right all right all right and i have one thing

to say that looks like a thing someone would fuck right there's a even the legs are even like pliable for an audio listener put him behind his head andrew got me all these star wars decor which is awesome and this huge inflatable stormtrooper and it's the way its legs are is begging begging for it for it he wants to get he wants to he's begging he's cruising for a bruising and andrew said since it's my birthday i get to go first yeah wait what we go after what's the the sax equivalent of like cruising for a brew or like he's asking begging for an egg he's begging for an egg bro's um screaming for a cream and bro's screaming for a cream yeah yep i will say also when this comes out my birthday's on friday i think this comes out on monday okay but i'm gonna

be in maine next week so we're gonna have a couple satellite recordings yes um because i'm going home for my birthday um but anyway so this so this was very i just wanted to say thank you yeah and i also lined up perfectly andrew said we needed more decor yeah i've been running out of room for my lego so i brought in some of my old sets so now we have some decor i built a new one last night because i was like if i'm going to bring some in oh nice now i have room to build these boxes i have so oh cool cool these are the old ones i oh i was wondering i was like how did it get that dusty after you just built no i gave you the dusty ass i mean that one is supposed to be white and it's just yellow how are we supposed to de-dust them i got a duster can that works pretty well

yeah but i need i need some at my house because my they get so dusty and it's just like hard because it's like they're kind of delicate yeah you can't like scrub it with a rag or else like all the fucking shit flies everywhere i will find uh my cleaning always breaks the um ear off my cat i think she tries to dust it and then yeah but it's hard to dust a leg it is hard to dust Also, you got to worry about, like, sun damage. Like, these are all sun damaged because I had them right in my window at my last place. Oh, all mine are in my window. Yeah, they get...

Well, I don't really care. It's fine. Yeah, I mean, it depends how... They look more vintage, though. But I built Cassian Andor's ship last night, and it is... Oh, you're back... Like, now that you have more space, you're back in. Well, last night, I was like, if I want to bring some in, I'm going to open up some space.

So, I built his ship last night, and it's... The wings, like... It's the only one I have where the wings, like, they can, like, fold out and back in. So, like, it can... Whoa. it's very cool yeah and it has like a thing you can push and the cockpit flaps open and you know that one shoots you ever have one that can shoot no grab that thing it's yeah this one has like hair and yeah that's like a mad old one that's also from the mandalorian which i never really

oh god i didn't do like a pube in it it's a pube in it sorry that was mine no no you're manscaping wait how do you they like shoot somehow there's like a way to shoot these things you believe me right yeah no totally i have my my there we go it's like i have a couple that like they like light up oh jesus like like poking yeah that's like really strong whoa yeah nice those ones you just have to push it to shoot it which is kind of lame but my new my andor one there's like a button on the top mind you press it on the top like so it just looks like a regular brick but if you know which brick to hit you press it and then they shoot all out the bottom Legos have gotten so much more impressive

I was looking at the Olivia Rodrigo Sets that came out She's 17 She's not She's fully 23 How do you know that off the top of your head Her birthday is February 21st February 21st

No I think it's 22nd How did I not know this about you You knew that Have you told me this That you're like a huge fan I'm a decently sized fan i'm learning to listen i'm like a 6-4 fan yeah clearly i haven't been listening but there's like a lot of well i'm wearing the shirt too that's but she has like all these easter eggs in them

that you can like turn gears and like they open up and they show like different parts of like her songs and her tour and dodged a bullet i was like holy shit that's cool though yeah oh my god that's like that app i had where you could uh you could turn the phone upside down all the woman's clothes would fall off what when i was like really and i was like when you were like you said that like you'd said it before then you kind of had a realization of like oh i just when i was like really little i think there wasn't as much of a screening process for like what apps could be and i found like a naughty app in like the second or third a photo of like a real person dude it would be like a woman on your phone oh but it wasn't

like you could take a picture of someone no no no no no got it i remind me to tell you that story also but uh the you could like take the woman's clothes off and it was like a naked woman and i was like holy fucking shit and you could turn it upside down they'd all fall i think it was like like a kind of like eye beer where like yeah yeah like it was something with that was it different women or just one i'm gonna be honest i don't remember i think it was like a pretty crude app but uh yeah it was bros google you bros up you know bro google there was a you know bro google who uh you know when they're there are kids that like this is cool i was looking at all this decor sorry this is not yeah that's awesome holy shit um yeah wait can we try and find it yeah what do

you know what it's called google no i mean i think i looked up like naked woman on the app store um this is when you had to jailbreak your iphone so like my my background was duane wade but you had to jailbreak it to get there yeah speaking of taking real photos and doing it there was a someone that we went to high school with posted this girl posted a picture of like her and another girl at the top of this like mountain naked but they had like blurred it like scrambled the pictures the pixels and we had a buddy who was like i have an app that can de-scramble the pixels which isn't true it's not possible yeah and uh we all believed him but he was like i can't show you because he's like i don't want to like violate them we were like whoa you're the one with the

fucking yeah you're the one violating scrambling software at least let me share in the fruits imagine they work for eggs that's one thing about eggs you can never go back yeah yeah yeah you got to be sure you want them scrambled yeah yeah you don't want to uh my friend said in high school the volleyball team would always take naked photos together like that was part of initiation on varsity is that a normal thing it was like taking photos you had to take like a team photo naked that's okay and i was like weird yeah right i mean the golf team the golf team did that but like i wait really that was just because we wanted to yeah yeah we'd all take like a photo with like That's, like, a common golf team.

You guys would take naked photos? Yeah, but that's, like, a known golf tradition. I didn't know volleyball. When the volleyball team does it, it seems kind of strange. And you would, like, you would put the club to the, like, the driver. So it blocked you. Naked photos. Oh, it was, like, the ESPN body issue.

Yeah, it was, like, you know, like, loving bodies way. Oh, okay. Dude, ESPN body issue is, like, I guess it was about, like, showcasing bodies. but my horny 13-year-old ass did not take it that way. I took it mainly in a jacking off way. Oh, God. Sometimes you'd be, like, cranking it, and then you'd swipe, and it'd be, like, Prince Fielder.

Like, Saquon Barkley. Saquon Barkley, you'd hang on for a second. Then you'd hit Prince Wilfork. If you covered Saquon Barkley's top half, you'd be like, that's a woman's side of her leg. yeah sorry my horny ass i goon you go into the body who is it what women were on the body issue i'm not gonna say specific names because i you might like meet them yeah it was like allie raisman wait like uh what who's that lindsey vaughn allie raisman she was a um gymnast wait

was lindsey vaughn like skiing naked ah maybe um oh my god yeah you would go from like allie raisman to like vince wolfork on the slides yeah you know who i was obsessed with was alex morgan yep but she did she did sports illustrated swimsuit trust me i'm that was i'm aware there was a clip of her uh shaking her behind uh on that shoot that i had saved that was my first ever the first time you ever jacked off it might literally might have been the first thing i ever jacked off to as well that's kind of cute kind of sweet it's kind of disgusting i mean there's a real chance like we were like at some event someday and like meet her she knows when we were 11 when she was doing that she knows exactly every guy who's our age that she was like i was like 13

every guy that she meets that's our age that had access to yeah sports i mean it's like dude i remember being in the airport and getting the kate upton one and just getting it like you had like a guy i bought it no i bought it at like a fucking yes at like a cbs news store or whatever that's the news and having it in my backpack and being like the fucking second this plane lands i am gonna sprint home and go nuts on myself should we be talking about this online kate hudson was huge on ifunny you remember that she was huge on everything oh sorry not kate hudson kate upton uh kate upton kate hudson was some of the first boobs i ever saw too really yeah and what she's in uh i think her boobs are

and almost famous and she was like around the same age as us i think she was like 16 when she now you're working that and we were like we were like 11 yeah oh my god sorry yes that was one of the first ones too but the first one i ever saw was in real life we were boogie boarding yeah yeah did i already tell you this we were boogie boarding and a wave a few oh my god that story is hilarious because you always say you were like beside yourself i was beside myself it's the it's the only way to describe it i was like in console i mean it turned my brain to like mush yeah i remember being at dinner that night and just like not being like you're like i picture like your ears are ringing they're like jack jack jack you like snap back in uh yeah yeah yeah the green

beans are great mom oh my god are you a boobs or ass guy it's a great question um i never thought that we'd be talking about i don't think we have to i'm fine to move on i like both can i say it like can i be the first guy ever to say hey i'm groundbreaking i enjoy both rusty featherstone i mean it kind of depends on the day it's like do i like lunch or dinner yeah it depends what time of day it is um i'd say i'd say walking around town but you realize getting this guy next to me is sort of is and i i'm really grateful for this but this is like if i was like a world war ii buff and you got me a nazi inflatable what's like i want to kill this guy you know yeah will was will was really it was a history buff and you got him like a joseph goebbels

inflatable yeah this is no you're right it would just be like normal nazi like a nazi soldier yeah i'm gonna kill him after yeah after i get my first pass at him yes all right anyway let's move on let's talk about something normal come on we can do it we can do it okay you fucking get the ball rolling then all right i'm fucking pissed off about the fucking it doesn't need to be like a hot take i'm my bad red eye tonight yeah i think that might stink you're gonna be really tie-tied tomorrow i'll just sleep on the planet i sleep well i'm playing i know but it's only like a five hour flight or something yeah take off it i mean we'll just get in the car i think we're going straight there

oh my god this dog came up to me at the coffee shop today ownerless and leashless and we were just hanging out for like 10 minutes and then i when i got my burrito i left but like you just we're at dog town yeah honestly yeah kind of the place to be oh i went to dog town and i saw a dog like bro wake up and smell the fucking coffee bro be like if i went to that's like if you went to human town it's all human right dude town yeah you went to dude town and saw a dude i went to duke town and it reeked i went to dukey town and everyone knew you we are on fire today can we go back to boobs no i don't want to do boobs okay i have one more it's your birthday episode it's my all right it's my birthday episode do you want to hear about my best birthday ever yeah

so many to pick from okay i still can't believe you were born on 9-11 yeah it's like i think is there always like a kind of a sad undertone to it no i think i always like the attention it gave me like as like a little kid yeah like because people would always remember it i mean there's a whole never forget like i know that's like but like in like people actually would never forget it it's a good point that's true i forgot that binder's birthday was today even though she told me yesterday yeah but i will never forget no one ever forgets it yeah you see binder with the avengers of miami girls i was talking to binder i was like you're the crew that she rolls with when she was in cabo is yeah the avengers of clubbing she's that i mean that

Her ass is fucking Thanos. She's Captain America, bro. She's Captain... Wait. Pacifico. That's pretty funny. Wait, I was going to tell you about my favorite birthday ever. Yeah, hit me.

Sorry. I got... Oh, my lordy. No, I don't remember if it was my favorite. I just remember one where I got to throw out the first pitch at the Lancaster Barnstormers game. Because it was your birthday? Yeah, they like... Was it like the Never Forget?

Or was it like the 9-11 game? I don't know if it was on September 11th But it was like for my birthday My friends were there And there was like a birthday package you could get That included like you would get to That's so sick And so I threw out the first pitch

Was it a strike? Probably not It was pretty little And the guy said Will Donnellan And I was like It's Donnellan Shut the fuck up

And he was like I can't deal with that right now I'm on the mic to the To the whole freaking All of Clipper Magazine Stadium is listening right now Clipper Magazine? Was it like a nautical themed one? No

No, it was like you would cut out coupons, I think. Oh, Clipper Magazine. That's great. They had that kind of bread to be sponsoring the stadium? I guess. I think it's now something different. Yeah. I saw a George W. Bush clip when he threw out the first pitch on 9-11.

Yeah. Yeah, I guess that was sort of my... Yeah. I know that he was not very popular in the Denon household. Yeah, sure. I wasn't really consuming a lot of people. No, that moment's electric. No, have you seen the interview about him talking about it?

He's like, it's such a huge moment. And what he was worried about was he was like, I wanted to be able to throw the ball with a little zip on it. I didn't want the American people to think that their president was incapable of finding the strike zone. It's like, that's what you're worried about? It is kind of awesome. I actually, also, you know the like now watch this drive thing?

Yeah. That happened right down the road from you. I didn't realize. In? Cape Arundel. Oh, no, Arundel. In Maine. Isn't that crazy?

I just call it crundle. Crundle. Yeah. I mean, that makes sense. I didn't realize that that's, like, one of my favorite clips of all time, but it happened in my beautiful state of Maine. That's beautiful. Are you starting to feel like a true Mainer now?

Um, yeah. I'm so pissed about this shirt. What the fuck happened with the shirt? Look at this fucking shit, Andrew. We got a new merch girl. Yeah, I met her the first day. I'm sure she had nothing to do with this, but. I got a weird print on her.

I think on her first day, she called and she was like, could you make the Solstice sale suck? Could we make the shirt just a tad bit shinnier? Did anyone else get them like this, you think? I don't know. Oh. Yeah, we'll come back to it. Are you starting to feel like a Mainer?

Yeah, I mean, I don't know, man. I kind of wish I had more of an identity to my home. I mean, I'm from South Carolina, but yeah, I like Maine. I love Maine. But then I see someone from Maine, I'm like, oh, are you from Maine? like yeah are you and i'm like i guess you're from maine now yeah you're definitely from maine now you promise yeah dude also like who cares i definitely care but like you're gonna say also who cares man we're all no i mean who does care but it's not like you were like i think the only

people at least in my mainer circles that people are like get the fuck out of here are the are the new york people yeah also i mean my family like my ancestors fucking yes colonized that state so um the my ancestors were among the first to steal it from nato americans so i think i'm a real man i uh i'm worried i'm worried about where maine's heading i think it's gonna be like fucking bougie as hell and like by the time we're our parents age yeah yeah it's changing they're gonna they're gonna ruin everything who people just in general humans yeah yeah i just uh i see it some of it's for good we're like it was just fucking lonely and depressing at times like there was just nothing there so i'm glad that they're it's starting to feel like maybe there's

more life there but i think maybe it's coming from the wrong place like portland's gonna be like a yeah decent city and it's gonna get crazy expensive and yeah it is bachelorette parties are gonna go there here's a question bachelor here's a question i've got a would you rather okay okay would you rather be stuck in a pit but you get really good dining or you live in a mansion okay but you only eat burger every meal i mean brother that second option is kind of what i'm working towards that's like that's like on my mood that's like my that's what i manifest okay all right pretty much exclusively pretty much burger speaking of burger yeah burger freak off yeah we've got a handful of submissions but that guy fucking launched it first guy launched it like 62

I will say that was one centimeter away from not being a hamburger. He had smushed it so much. Was that what it was? I thought he just cooked a really small burger. I don't know. We got it. Yeah. I mean, I've had multiple people reach out about, like, qualifications.

It's sort of you know it when you see it. If you're cheating, you're cheating. Yeah. Be reasonable. I like that other people were playing, like, pick-up soccer on the other end of the field. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking. and so i'm just saying submissions are still open you've got till the end of maybe the end

of september september yeah i think the burger free golf is kind of a winter sport we'll probably do it in the winter so you've got some time one girl dm me and she said her fiance was really excited to do it and then when he got to the field he got cold feet so he just ate two burgers in his car and went home what that's so sad why'd you get cold feet that's a man what does that mean That's a man after my own heart He was just hungry I know exactly what happened He got there and there were probably

High schoolers like practicing lacrosse On one end and he was like I cannot bring myself to do this We should host it We should do it at UCF I know They're like Game day hype video to like a clip

Of our Yeah yeah yeah the amount of winter park people that sent me that insane i'm like back on the map in winter park i sent it to tyler because he went there and he was like what the fuck like what has happened since i left like i think he thinks we're like the viral guys of the year now yeah and i said yeah you think that's crazy edge got hot also i like that edges edges back in baton rouge like we've all he is right now he's in baton rouge right now on a on a one-man college tour um one man dreams come true because he's doing that show no he's not the only oh what is the

deal with that show we have a show on netflix that we're our company's producing nobody is like none of our content creators are like no it's following like kids on that yeah so are they like vetting kids that are like the frat president and stuff i think they're like yeah they're like reaching out to a bunch and trying to find like whoever they think will be yeah they're only taking like top frat kids right it's like it's i don't want no bottom yeah i think it's mostly No bottoms. Yeah, it's all tops. Okay.

No bottoms. Enough. Enough. Get his hand off of you. Get his hand off of you. Get his hand off of you. Execute order 66. Get his hand off of you.

Get his hand off of you. Oh, yeah. Get his hand off of you. Execute order 66. Get his hand off of you. Execute order 66. That's going to be one of those things where it's like, all I did was skip 10 seconds ahead.

We were having a completely mild-mannered conversation. Oh, man. Dude, are you excited to party together this weekend? Yeah, I just started training for a marathon, so I got to run 15 miles on Saturday. Oh, my lordy. Which I ran seven yesterday, or two days ago, and I was so sorry yesterday. I'm out of shape, but I'm going to be good. But then after that, I'll party.

You will? You want to party on Saturday, too? Sure. Why not, man? uh when in montauk who else is going me you is it everyone angus elise billy the dream team yeah i think it'll be is liam i don't think liam is my ra your ra of course ty has like multiple content creator friends that are going i guess i don't know crimbly uh i think it crimbly walkins and scrintle is terence suggs or terrell suggs gonna be there yeah how did wait did you actually

not know that no yeah him uh ray lewis and ed reed ed reed yeah wow and durell revis and the guy from the blind side and yeah michael orr is gonna do that as well it's gonna be me you yeah me you or uh angus me or you dude the last time i was in montauk i was partying with that little guy remember that little person i've never been there do you ever saw that video we were just sitting having drinks at a bar and it turned into a i think it was bounce which is like kind of a more clubby yeah whatever we're sitting there having drinks and out of nowhere like strobe lights start happening and this little person with a like the like whistle and the like things that you use to land a plane came out and we were like kind of partying our nuts off and then

connor wood walked in it was like over stimulating that's awesome he's on dancing with the stars now he is are you ever gonna go on dancing with stars i don't know i'm so bad at dancing dude i don't know if i could do it honestly i don't think even if i was famous enough i would have any urge to i just think if i got asked to i would have to oh really yeah is that like a game changer i just think it'd be like all awesome i just think it'd be so stressful think about the think about the fucking dance way to do on the boardwalk time but like what if we just okay then i'll just like lose but at least i did it yeah you gotta give you more credit if you're not an experienced dancer too like you can be worse really still like move on yeah what about

you go and dancing with the stars and you come out and you just you just grind on national television for like five minutes just down on the floor everybody in the club down on the floor full i mean all eyes if the theme that night is middle school prom then you probably i never got to fucking grind at school are you for you're not allowed to we weren't allowed to even like when When you were slow dancing, there had to be, like, a fucking chunk in front of you. Yeah. Yeah, we just moshed at every school dance. We just did the jump up and down.

It was like mini Jersey Shore. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just fist pump, jump up and down. But every, like, five minutes, we'd, like, open the pit, and then we'd all, like, cram in again, and then open the pit, and then cram in again. Did you have, like, one kid that could do a backflip? No, but we had one kid that was awesome at opening the pit. Grant Russo.

What, he'd be like, he'd be like, air it out, air it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Grant Russo? Yeah, he was Mormon, and- He was Mormon? He was Mormon, and this was not his first dance. He was just actively trying to get you guys to stop touching each other. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Back up! Back the fuck up! He was like, no more grinding. Let's do, like, mosh pits or something like that. Yeah, he was good at opening up. He hated when it closed. But it was insane to have that level of energy with no caffeine. I think it's just hormones, right?

Maybe. How do you make a hormone? You know, bear. You fucker ass. Yeah. You fucker ass. Is that what you want to hear? Is that what you want to fucking hear?

No, no. It's not what I want to hear. Quit that, Andrew. It's not what I want to hear I don't want to hear any of this I don't want to hear anything you ever say Oh what I'm mad at you now

I don't give a fuck cause I'm the bad boy podcast I'm the bad Honestly fuck the playmates bro Fuck our I don't give a fuck Fuck them No literally Fuck their tits

Fuck no Fuck the playmates bro Fuck anyone who's ever supported me I don't give a fuck I'm the bad boy podcasting Do it tell them I don't care fuck them fuck them i don't care fuck them i don't even fucking i don't give a fucking tits i don't give a shit or fucking i don't give a ball i don't give a shit or fucker what say it

it's like those uh those like grammy speeches where they're like even if all you've ever done is like like one video even watch for one second you know fuck you fuck you dude like hey love me or hate me you watched yeah love me or hate me you watched you watch sayings that don't exist oh my god i know i know what you're thinking rusty what's that in your hand yeah thoughts started vaping again i started vaping again oh because i'm coming home from cold cases last night yeah i got one i got one of the waymo vans for the first time i got one too yesterday it's smaller than it's the same thing shittier than the fucking regular one i thought it was gonna be like a fucking party there's like a lot of room on the front dashboard but that's kind of

it i thought there was gonna be like a stripper pole i thought it was like all the chairs were gonna face each other and it was like a party like a u a u-shaped thing yeah they dropped the ball so bad i think it's just for going to the airport i will say waymo people anyone who's anti-waymo i think that is like i know it's like in the realm of ai but waymo is gonna save so many lives dude it can't if he's that guy who's actively trying to get hit by a waymo and he can't yeah i mean it it's no but i believe like waymo is like we should do waymo yeah wait really the amount of people that took the subway i believe in waymo really why because it's we're gonna reduce the number of car crashes by like a bajillion 99 of car crashes are caused by people being stupid

if ever if it was all waymos we would never have a car crash again literally like hundreds of thousands of lives would be saved every year i'm actually coming at it from a different angle i just i don't have i don't like talking to the fucking uber driver i love my conversations with yeah you and tanner dude you and tanner should start like a fucking yeah it's a great quality to have i wish i had it yeah and i have it sometimes like if i'm coming home from the bars like i prefer an uber yeah because you're like yeah how's your night going but when i'm going especially like coming home from cold cases dude we were laughing taking a taking a having a robot drive you to your job where you start drinking at nine in the morning is like

so i get in the waymo van feeling like a million bucks it the way the door is open yeah it's like and uh and so i'm taking it there and i tried to add a stop at a vape shop keep in mind i'm in a full suit because i'm coming from cool kids it takes me to the ucla like bruins vape store like their college one and so it's all these college kids and then i'm standing there in a full suit and i think flavors are still technically not allowed and so i got in my head i thought he was going to be like not in your dreams narc i'm not telling you where the fucking blueberry short cake is and uh but i got my hands on the blueberry pound cake blueberry pound cake wow i'm chiefing on i'm chiefing on bpc huh why is it yellow that's a great question i think maybe like the color of

the bread pound is yellow right pounding pounding is the color yellow okay that makes sense ew gross you little i went to a bar after cold cases what i know dude with who i can't tell you by yourself no with someone else i knew it i was the only option after when you said no to by yourself but uh i went and the woman the woman that was bartending there like i think there's a group of guys that do this because she did not bat an eye she was giving me free shots and then i was like holy fuck i need to get out of here they had they had shots on tap why was she giving you free shots i mean that's i talked about this how it's like the i'm a i go to venice beach for all the fucking time and i know all the staff and they're all my friends now and it's like the one currency

to like reward loyalty is shots at a bar yeah and i'm like i don't can we do beer and at one the other night like a couple weeks ago i just said that dan i was like listen man i we don't have to do shots every time and he was like thank god because sometimes you walk in and i'm like fuck i have to do a shot and he was like so now every time i come in he just comes around and gives me a hug and he's like let's just yeah the first time he was like hey let's make this our new shot or something to that effect so i was like they're not gonna be free beer they give me for a beer sometimes yeah yeah but i mean i drink there enough that uh it would be well i also think usually with a crew and we get pictures so yeah but also i got uh i got they have like a

mug like if you bring your own mug there you can leave it there and then they'll fill it up and you just did you get a sick like stein yeah did i tell you about this no oh yeah yeah so i mean you told me that you were joining the mug club i haven't heard what's i haven't it's not even like a it's there's not like a process it's like you got to get invited yeah and i they've they mentioned it few times we're like oh yeah i'll get it but then the other day the server was like dude why do you not have like just bring a glass here like why do you not have one and so can it be any size you want yeah that's what i asked i was like is there a size limit he's like i mean be reasonable but dude bring the like game of thrones signs oh my god yeah well so i ended up ordering i went on

ebay and i ordered a 1986 world champions mets that's so sick mug it has like the roster on it and like the like results of each playoff series and it is like it's like a stein but it's like reasonable it's like it's somewhere between 16 and 20 ounces probably it's not like crazy but i'm gonna bring it over you think they'll ever invite me to be in the mug club i feel like i don't go no you don't go even like it was like awkward i was like telling people and like like scott and dylan were like oh i gotta bring mine too i'm like i don't know if yeah i don't know if you're in i know i think if i went i could maybe do like a year's worth of drinking in one week like i just take a week off yeah i mean i also like it's i have another

problem has emerged where like i'm always like we'll put my card down and i'm bad about like requesting and then now they just come to me like well can i grab your card when i have like a crew there so it's like not only do i go there all the time i've personally paid them yeah yeah thousands of dollars yeah and uh but yeah i'm very excited i'm gonna go i got the mug on like tuesday and like i'm i don't i'm not gonna like go drinking before i'm about to leave but so i'm just gonna go tonight and just get one beer just so i can christen the mug yep and then it'll be there when i get home are you gonna like shatter a bottle of champagne or shatter the mug like a new boat yeah but i'm pretty excited do you ever go by yourself like just hang out with the staff

sometimes yeah or i'll just go eat there usually like i don't i'm not typically going and drinking by myself but uh i like i like their food so i'll just go eat there and stuff but i blew up my own spot oh my god yeah us doing that video there is now every time i go it's like dude i'm here because i like the video which i'm like that's great i'm happy that like it's resulted in like business for them but now i'm like yeah we need to do another video where we're like actually the waterfront bar yeah a bar down the street no i'm it is awesome to meet people it's just like funny now like on a weekend especially like when it's packed to the brim it's like i've created like a detard hub like if you're a detard in venice or in la yeah people be like

oh i traveled from here to like i had to come check it out and stuff which is cool it's a good thing yeah it's a good thing i've developed a new bad habit um you know when like there there are things that you like only do drunk or like you don't even like like obviously i guess that's not a novel thought but like there are things you would never do sober never even think to do sober but for some reason like every time you get drunk you do this now like order from a certain place sure mine now is for some reason when i get like hammered when they ask what shots i want i say for nets which is like the fucking grossest thing in the world it's like licorice right yeah kind of they call it like bartender's mouthwash it's horrible and uh so i just will

wake up now and have done shots of fornets the night before i was doing them at maps in portland you gotta go to maps next time i've been there oh yeah oh multiple times oh i love that bar it's got maps everywhere dude maps head to toe have you been to the speakeasy on lincoln i think it's probably not lincoln that one's cool but the uh to get in it's like a it's like an old-timey locker room where it used to be nice and it's kind of fucking confusing to figure out like where the door is the first time yeah and the problem is there's a two-way mirror so everyone in the bar is laughing at you wait that's fun oh when you come in they're like took you fucking long enough and there's one booth and then once you figure it out now you're like sitting there

watching other people being like look at these fucking idiots yeah yeah 30 seconds ago i was having trouble figuring it out this is on lincoln this is in maine oh in this is in maine um but it's the it's the hottest show in town let's say can i go to the bathroom yeah i have to go to the bathroom too actually willie what is your guilty pleasure drink my man pinnacle vodka what is your go-to drink for the beach it's actually pinnacle vodka and could you describe your sunday scaries drink for me um i pour a nice glass of pinnacle vodka on the rocks guys this episode is brought to you by pinnacle vodka great vodka at a great price pinnacle vodka was born to be the pinnacle of value vodka from the beginning they have sought to do two things make high quality vodka and offer

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What? A stripper. Oh, no. Also, don't you think it would be awesome if we were podcasting and we were both just getting lap dances and we're like, so what, any big weekend plans? I think I might fuck up the mics a little bit. When was that?

Andrew, you ever been to a strip club? No, actually. Wait, really? They always look so cool in movies. They're not. Honestly, they're pretty fun. Really? Yeah, but it's like.

If you have like 6K to blow. Honestly, no. The more money you throw, the more money you have, the less fun it is. You want to be like throwing like 100 bucks. You want to be taking like ones off the table. Yeah, you want to repurpose them mainly. You definitely should go before you die, but it's not. Okay.

No, you're not like... Weird thing about getting Cassie. Let me know what you think of her, Willie. He wanted Cassie. I said I wanted someone else. I don't think I would like a stripper. In general? Yes.

Okay, Andrew's leaving to go get the surprise. Oh, no. Do you think it's Cassie? I don't know. What would you do if the stripper came in right now? My guess is it's going to be an animal. Wait, I don't even... I didn't even have this on my radar, so I haven't even thought about it.

I think it's going to be like a snake. Or a stinky squirrel. It's like a stinky squirrel. Oh, my God. This thing fucking reeks. It reeks. His tail smells like poop. This is the worst birthday ever.

This birthday sucks because the stinky squirrel smells like poop. The squirrel is super stinky. Yeah. Right. That's what I was saying. Oh, my God. Cassie is doing something for me. No fucking way Willie's birthday shut the fuck up. I know you guys

You guys have never had pizookie So I decided to get some today. Holy fuck dude You got him a personal pizookie, that's awesome I've got one for all three of us. No. Okay, here. Let me explain.

So I got Pazookies, but I also got Scratchers. Oh! Jackpot! Oh, you're so thoughtful. And I got... Oh, my mic's going crazy! Sorry. I got three of each because I know, like, in monkey culture,

if you only give one person the cake, your face and dick will be ripped off. So you got yourself a present, too. So I made sure I got a Pazookie for each of us and a scratcher for you that's very smart that's i would say in general if you're addressing a situation with us i would defer to monkey culture live pazooki review pazooki bazooki andrew this is fucking cash is it yeah oh man i'm gonna like fall asleep after this though all right well did you ever think you'd be

getting bjs in the studio not like this do you think we'll ever get like famous enough that we're getting head while we podcast oh my fucking god isn't that awesome is it good that's the best thing i've ever had this is the best thing it's the best dessert i've ever had in my life oh it's like warm but the ice cream's cold don't tell binder because today's her actual birthday and all they gave her was like a walmart cookie cake i can't eat more of that or i'm gonna die but that's the best thing i've ever had this is the high life eating a bouzouki while looking at cassie on andrew's stripper website don't say it's my stripper website i mean it's andrew's strippers.com andrew's girls oh my god this is like what medieval kings oh probably that is

legitimately probably the best thing i've ever had yeah agreed see why i'm so passionate about yeah yeah i get it now now will you admit that you never made videos for their website i did but like i guess they took them down because i got canceled you're a scratcher wait i think we each get one it's monkey oh that's true yeah we each get one this is our last podcast is like normal people because i'm turning 26 no because we're gonna win this oh so i just want to hear what everyone's gonna do with their million oh that's good wait can you win a million with this yeah up to a million if i win a million dollars right now i will not i would stay here and still do this job really yeah a million yeah i have to after taxes that's yeah after taxes that's like 50

dollars i would buy a house i mean put put put a down payment on a house like okay how do you even do this this la rent shit wait wait what are you gonna do with your million um i mean first things first i'll probably book cassie for a little bit um dude what do you scratch it my driver's license then i mean i'd probably i don't think like a ton i think i might just put it in the bank really yeah i would definitely buy a car and i would definitely i wouldn't request my roommates for utilities i think when i win the million i'm gonna retire my whole family i'm gonna buy a yacht i don't think you understand how much a million dollars is a million dollars now is like you'd have like a you'd have like an awesome you just your life would get like well that's the thing

it's huge for prizes like because it still sounds fucking i mean it would be life-changing obviously but it like survivor has not upped the prize in 26 years because like a million dollars is still a sick number to be playing yes a million dollars used to be like you were like set for life i feel Oh, I got a match. $5, yeah. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got $5.

All right, Dan's on that one. You know what's sad are the guys that buy scratchers and they don't even scratch them. They just scan them to see if it's a winner. That takes all the fucking fun out of it. With my million, I'll buy all the Olivia Rodrigo Lego sets. Nice. Oh. Oh.

I got a match. I got a match. No way. But I haven't looked at the prize yet. What? If it's a million dollars. It says ticket. or you just get another ticket really oh no yeah there's someone at home is like yeah

someone's like what do you listen to uh it's the podcast i like but they're just scratching lottery tickets and saying what they see i got all right well i got a ticket well i got five dollars so i can pay off the bouzouki how much it was a ten dollar ticket so i got the best prize so i picked the best one oh wait what is what does it mean if it's a picture of me dead and it says january 31st 2084 um are you horny yes i am horny okay yeah that's death date death date death by jacking date oh my god do you think anyone's died from jacking it today 100 no today definitely good i think it happens like every 15 minutes right i saw chad and jt talking about this um every week for the last two years a

toddler who shot someone with a gun i believe it people don't store their guns should we road map it up fuck you man you really know how to suck the wind out of a sail but yes she could suck the wind out of a sail yeah you can make hot water come out of the cold faucet guys we have a beautiful episode oh my god i already feel the puzuki dude i'm making my own kind of puzuki right No, really? Will. Hey, Will. In my stomach, I'm making my own kind of poo-zookie.

Oh! Like shitting. Yeah, that was great. That was good. Get the fuck off of me. Get the fuck off of me. Woo, it's my birthday. I can do that.

I can do that. You're next, buddy. This guy is fucking coming home with me. What kind of old spice are you wearing? My God, you fucking took his leg off. Oh, I fucked his legs off. oh yeah perfect sitting sitting with your buddy that morning after like a big night like hey how is it everything with that girl your legs are missing good pretty chill

she fucked my legs off my legs off oh my god oh all right we have a beauty that's gonna be like your ear our everyone's gonna be commenting like that's awesome that we'll put that in front of the mic that's great um all right we're gonna hear your pitches followed by our pitches then we're gonna do this guy rocks and then we're gonna do sayings that don't exist in drinking games that don't exist sorry i'm kind of going nuts the pizookie actually got me acting crazy the sugar rush or something we should start every i don't eat that much sugar usually so that guy oh my god sorry no no you look so startled yeah i was like oh the last possible thing i could ask yeah you're like off the walls right now i'm off that wall there might be like a week's worth of

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from your pal jack yeah that's pretty good i actually like that okay what would you like to see be a roommate i would love to see um um um um hitler and gangas khan steve aoki and obama that's like a pretty tame one yeah i think yeah from history right i could do neil armstrong and and neil armstrong and neil armstrong or neil armstrong and louis armstrong i like the one where it's two versions of neil armstrong or what about cleopatra and bevo oh my god i miss bevo dude what's he up to y'all y'all rocking with bevo comment we met vivo of course we did he came on my show that's fucking long live 60 for 60 man that i'll never make art like that i just thought chicken shop date is ending why i was like damn

they all went down i know yeah i was i was honestly ahead of the curve canceling getting canceled yeah oh wait she like did something wrong no no she's i mean getting like canceling the show got it okay what's the worst part about having what's the worst part about uh getting dressed for an event you don't know how formal it is maybe you don't know how formal it is you don't know what other people are wearing i am pitching a device that you can put on the entrance to any building so a bar restaurant your friend's party anything like that and it scans what everyone's wearing on the way in and uploads it to an app so that you can see what other people are wearing there so you can assimilate so you can also just look at like 3d figurines of like

chicks there yeah okay yeah i mean 3d finger reams all right finger reams yeah what's the worst part about eating in a restaurant oh man when you're done eating you gotta wait for like you're just beholden to this waiter whenever they want you're just like i want to go yeah this you know those amazon things they have at the airport where there's like a million cameras and they just scan what you eat and charge you to your Amazon account, it's that for restaurants. So there's a million cameras watching you at any time when you're in the restaurant. And then when you get up and leave, they just charge you.

I love that. And they have them in the bathroom and stuff too, so if you, like, go in and – They can charge you for the water bill. Yeah, yeah, whatever, yeah. I like that. What if it also tracked how much you ate? So, like, if you ate, like, 50% of your meatloaf, it's only, like, half the price. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I like that a lot. Should we do This Guy Rocks? Yeah, I have one. Oh, let's go. You have a pitch? Someone DM – no, no, This Guy Rocks. Oh, okay. Somebody DM'd this to my personal, and I felt like I have to show this.

The year is 1943. The Hindenburg is taking its last flights over the Atlantic Ocean. That's one of my favorite vines of all time. What is that? That's a vine? Yeah. I can't even tell you the username that made it, because it's now, like, not a kosher word. It was never a kosher word, but...

yeah that was in harper grove's freshman dorm well yeah i think that's the first tiktok ever posted that was like right before covid were you on anything during this i was probably hammered what was covid oh my god you would have hated covid oh good thing i was asleep it was buns um history hashtag for you yeah i mean that i i was waiting for like the punchline it's that's awesome yeah there's some recent comments on it too which is pretty crazy march it's mostly recent comments may of this year oh my god did you see that fucking tiktok of that girl in the boston college sweatshirt when you have this is i think the this must have been the day before you cut your bullet because it couldn't have gotten any longer no she you just i thought i

saw you comment on it i just came a picture of her with me yeah on tiktok it's all time there all this stuff is like resurfacing from us somebody dm me and said that they have a photo of willie on their fridge framed of him at college game day when he was at boston college yeah so dude this is funny so i was front row at college game day my freshman year okay and i guess they took a photo of it and all bc season ticket holders that year as a gift were given like in a care package like a framed photo of like the college game day crowd and i'm like front and center and anyone whose parents was like a season ticket holder it came up a few times during college where people would have them on their fridges in their dorm and i'm like look that's

me wow yeah what was your sign it said tell me your social security number lee corsos was just four old ass um okay the tiktok is the willy one the instagrams by this guy rocks okay i like do not remember your hair ever fucking looking like that that is fucking insane all right uh that's fucking insane i don't know what the fuck is wrong with me is that your friend no i don't know all right uh this guy rocks let's see who it is pause this immediately and i mean immediately okay so this is a guy in like a deposition or something with a bang energy and they're asking him what his name is okay okay my name is yimpy nublet next what is your name my name is bert squonk next what is your name my name is rindo

tuppins these are great what is your name my name is minsty mogobox next what is your name my name is Trinknut Trinknut what is your name my name is Smurf 2 Renderfather I just picture like

when we're like old and senile this has to be like an acting thing 1000% okay got it when you and I are like old and senile

this is like the only thing our brains are going to be able to do it's just like and our old senile playmates are tuning in and they're like and their kid's like

can we turn this off it's like our grandparents like no you never heard of these guys Will and Rusty They're hysterical Yeah what were the Who were the guys

That we were That we saw their star On Hollywood Boulevard And we were hammered The Smothers Brothers The Smothers Brothers And then we got All those comments

Be like Yo you guys didn't get it The Smother Brothers Yeah My name is Yubi Nublet Yeah We're doing CGI Fridays

In like 5,000 years Pants full of shit Yeah Alright Do you have this guy Rocked with Yeah oh sorry

Yes yes yes Sorry I'm still off That Pazooki right now Dude, you were way off that position. I'm not joking. The second we were done, I'm making a Poozookie. This is actually a guy I grew up with. Pussy walk, tight crowds, print, swag, and side to side.

Heads bouncing up and down. OG comedian, Mr. Understand. Lots of them coming from Los Angeles, California. Get at me, OG. Every day of your life, love on somebody. Recognize a good pussy walk, tight crowds, print, swag, and side to side. So wait, pause it for a second. I'll read because I know he's a little hard to understand.

He says, good pussy walk. you can recognize a good pussy walk tight crouch print swag inside the side of ass bouncing up and down and he's an og from los angeles this is from mr understanding stand-up oh he he like it goes to stand-up shows and he gets every joke i wonder if there's a mrs understanding stand-up i would be surprised wait he's saying you can see the print of like their vagina dude do not try to get into the weeds with this guy this guy's a vibes thing all right you love him or you hate him good pussy don't get in the weeds good pussy walk you can recognize a good pussy walk tight crouch print swag and side to side ass bouncing up and down and that gets me humming it's sort of

like a you know when you see it right yeah do you want to do sayings that don't exist like ogs would understand is that yeah i would probably agree yeah these are even more sayings that don't exist sometimes spinning the tires just digs you deeper all right sometimes putting more and more effort trying to get you out of a situation is actually just going to make it worse so just settle get it right and then attack it that is fantastic this happened when i was at the beach with my rc car watching your opponent won't make you run faster if you're worried about those around you if you're worried about what everyone around you is doing then you're not focused on your goals love it thank you each foot taller is a foot further from the earth this is as we grow up

we think we're becoming wiser and smarter but we're actually also kind of losing our touch with like humanity and like the basic fundamentals of life so just because you're getting older and smarter and taller and wiser doesn't mean you're actually stay grounded yes does that make sense yeah wasting shampoo on a bald head uh don't put resources towards something that doesn't that doesn't need it yeah the deepest ocean is lower than the highest peak that's real the deepest part of the ocean is way lower than mount ever since significantly lower so the idea is it can get worse don't let it get worse it can get a lot worse than it can be good so don't let it get worse i like that if the fart stinks don't smell it if you're in a bad situation just get out of

there don't don't dwell on well this sucks so much leave love it all right should we do uh drinking games yeah these are more drinking games that don't exist the war in afghanistan two teams usa on one side al-qaeda on the other side of a ping pong table the u.s has two towers of empty cans al-qaeda's throwing ping pong balls at them trying to knock them down when they finally are knocked in knocked down the u.s is able to move in and start throwing their own ping pong balls back uh and if you if they hit any of al-qaeda's beers those guys have to finish their beers i didn't realize weeks of all weeks i didn't when i wrote it i it didn't occur to me this is coming out the week of 9-11 but uh that's good i came up with the name the war in afghanistan i

was like you had to work backwards yeah drinky swap it's a classic yankee swap but everyone brings a different random drink to the party and you wrap them up and then you do a yankee swap and whatever you end up with you gotta drink that's really that actually sounds like a black awesome holy shit dude we should fucking do that the marathon 26.2 beers how fast can you drink them catch the can dip one person has to hide a can somewhere on their person and then you go around and someone picks a pose that everyone has to hold and if the can falls out of the can then they have to drink it that's great uh bud light green light so everyone has a can of bud light when they say bud light you drink and the and when and the sorry when they say bud light

you start drinking the person with their back to you when they say red light if your lips are on your can you're out first person to finish their Bud Light wins all right we love you guys happy birthday Willie thank you guys I appreciate all the love um yeah I'll be in Maine for the next couple episodes but then I'll be back here so don't get too sad we'll still I'll still be around yeah I'm gonna be on the uh maybe we can make this my body well then Andrew's gonna fuck it I think okay yeah you can fuck it okay but after you of course yeah after watching walking in on andrew fucking it while willie's head is on the zoom yeah oh whoa all right peace out players