Will & Rusty's Playdate - willy ran the boston marathon

Episode Date: April 27, 2026

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i got here's something are we recording yeah play date play date episode 203 our connecticut episode 204 episode 204 and our connecticut episode can it still be our connecticut episode i'd like to shout out that's a beautiful state i just spent the last uh we're recording this on a thursday you'll be hearing it on a monday which is going to make this story confusing but i just spent the last 10 minutes i drove to work which i seldom do try i couldn't find a parking spot so i was like everywhere is street cleaning from two to four on mondays because i haven't been at work all week so in my mind it was monday i drove like all around the block i was like there's all these spots and every open spot was two to four p.m monday street

sweeping which is like kind of a weirdly yeah that would also normally be like the perfect you'd be like there were ample parking spots right it was like a part there was tons of parking and so i drove around the block for a full work a full week of work and not at all i just my head was i don't know if i i'd lose my head if i wasn't screwed on tight exactly can you tell us about your marathon well i did the viral marathon viral boston marathon on monday it kind of was viral i got videos of it that one yeah there were a few videos a few takebacks came up on my fyp i was stunned truly stunned by how many people were out there cheering for me just the amount that tagged me in something i can't even imagine how many didn't like it was probably like

100 people really 50 people the number i was throwing out was 100 it it felt like that it was it was pretty remarkable like every at the beginning it was like every mile or so there'd be like someone and then at the end it was like shooting fish in a barrel coming down boylston street like i i was like i can't look at the ground or anything because i would feel so bad if anyone like came and had a sign i didn't see them yeah which is possible that it happened because at the end i was like oh oh i felt like the mayor i felt like michelle woo i felt like the mayor of boston but the mayor of boston yeah okay okay okay and did it did you cry at all when you saw anyone i think i would cry if someone came to see me do something no i my legs hurt so

bad i think that i was like couldn't more focused maybe that should have made me on the i got a little teary-eyed at the end because my parents they volunteered the finish line and they wrapped me in the blanket at the end and they were all super excited and um that was really cute and they were like crying and then i was like getting emotional but it was just cool it was and you pr and i pr by three minutes which i was trying to run faster than what i did but for that that was my b in running they talk about you have an eagle a beagle and a seagull a seagull you have an eagle a beagle and a seagull wait that was a beagle a beagle you have an eight okay so it's an eagle you want to have your eagle no that one's just how fast you want to run and then also you want

to bring a beagle a beagle and a seagull better to have them and not need them a beagle my beagle and my seagull that's funny so my ankle was at 330 which i was paced perfectly to the first half but then i got to newton and that's where the newton hills are including the infamous heartbreak hill and they got me and i've i the wheels were coming off like in a like in a in a oh i was like oh this is gonna be bad like a might not finish way no i could have walked yeah i was like i might have to walk what what do you feel um explain that to me going up the hills just feels like you're exerting the same amount and you're going one inch every time every step you know what i mean yeah it's just like uh and it's yeah it it just sucks and they there's like four of them

that over the course of like four miles so it's just like long this whole you're kind of prepping mentally for it the whole time and then you get there and it's worse than you think yeah because i was stupid and naive and i kind of knew i was being stupid and naive but like there's not really any hills out here so i was kind of like well i'm ready i just the only thing is i just have to mentally get over four hills and i wasn't i that's you do still have to physically a lot of people don't realize that you do have to physically get over very physical yeah in my mind i'm over these i was mentally over the day i woke up but then when you get over the hills over heartbreak hill which is the last one then you're at bc and i swear to god i would not have pr'd if i didn't

go to boston college because i like totally like stopped i wasn't looking at my pace or my watch or anything i was just like high-fiving bc kids for like a i like did a straight mile just like my arm was getting tired of like boom boom boom boom just going past bc that whole mile is just high-fiving people and it was so cool like i used to be so hammered there and now i'm running a marathon the opposite and i ran like a one of my fastest mile like i totally got it back on track nice without even thinking about it so when did you realize we might need to move to the beagle the beagle and the seagull the b the moment i got to newton i was like at the first hill it was like my time was fucked got it i ran like a 9 30 or something i was running eight minute miles like

almost my pacing was great i didn't know this sorry this is all just i'm in okay i think this is interesting emily does not look very no no i am so impressed like i am so you were just gawking at him you weren't you weren't i just no i was not bored i'm so like i can't even run one mile in 10 minutes i mean if i was trying i could but like you don't walk at all during this entirety of this thing i did not know not even to drink water um no i you you grab them as you run i mean you run i saw a video how many miles is a marathon again 26 wait with the one of me drinking the beer oh that was a beer yeah yeah the guy handed me a friday beer at the top of heartbreak hill is that when you chugged it and threw it back i took a swing and i threw it back and then that's

and then I bombed down by BC, and it was awesome. But I peed at mile three or four. What does that mean, you stopped? Yeah, I ran into a port-a-potty, a stand, and pee, and then run out. Do you keep, like, treading? I was just trying to keep the blood going. No, but seriously, you should be very proud of yourself.

That is such a difficult thing to do. That is a lot of miles of just nonstop running. it was a lot of miles it was it was very hard for it to the training do you run a marathon in your training or is this like the first actual marathon no well i ran a marathon in october like this was but not no in the training i don't you don't run you run i never ran more than 20 miles okay which i need to get my mileage up for my next one i'll probably go 23 or something 22 i don't know but that's awesome um okay so you're so you get through bc get through bc gotten it back on track yeah and then i just had oh i was saying i i found out you get the i found out they

don't have pacers in boston which usually at races they have like the pacers are in indiana i am so happy to be home let me just say uh no like most races they have like guys that like know how to run yeah exact paces and then they hold like a sign so you can just like latch onto the eight guy yeah so i was getting my plan was to latch on to the eight minute mile guy and just try to ride it till the end got it uh maybe fall a little behind in newton and then get back there was no pacer so i was is that every year yeah because it i've i it kind of makes sense the beginning of boston is like uniquely really narrow it's just like one little street yeah so it's already like really crowded so if like there was a pacer it would get like

so fucked around the pacer i think you like being the being a pacer in like a confined space would be a i think a yeah i gotta think of a joke something about it's gotta be something yeah yeah we'll figure we'll figure it out break a leg tell him the pacer to break a leg tell him saw the pacer and i said break a leg paul george shouldn't have listened that's not really anything anyway um so i was like pretty steady at eight between like eight I would have, like, a 7.57, an 8.03. I was really impressed with my pacing through the first half marathon, and I felt awesome.

And I puked in my mouth a little at mile 10, but it was, like, a good... It was, like, all right, I'm drinking. I'm hydrating too much. Hydrate. Say hydrated. Hydrated. And locked in, and then, yeah. You drank too much water, and you puked in the mouth.

Well, they have water and Gatorade stations every mile in Boston. Got it. And my last one, it was like every three miles. So you were taking them when you could get them. I was just kind of getting excited, and then I puked a little in my mouth, and I was like, all right, dial it back. Did you swallow it? Noted.

I did swallow it. Yeah, I was like, I can't. Because there's people lining the whole race. I was thinking about that. I mean, I feel like there are plenty of people that puke at the marathons. Agreed, but you can't just like, blah, and keep going. You kind of have to stop and make a scene. if a guy puked on me when i was watching the marathon i think i i think i would understand

yeah yeah but you'd like be bummed i didn't want to do that to anyone to go home now yeah but anyway so then newton got really bad it was running like 9 30s 9 9 30s and then i got over the hills ran like eight something through boss through bc and then i just clung on for deer i was i couldn't believe i still had five more miles but i just the crowd once you get into like the city because boston's also a weird one where you take a bus 26 miles outside of boston and you run a straight line whoa there's like there's five total turns in the whole race like 99 of the race is just one street oh my god for 25 what is it like 95 i don't it's like calm out of the highway would be no it's not it's commonwealth app once you're in bc but i don't

everything i don't know or once you're in boston it's like but it's crazy that uh yeah once so a lot of it's like suburban stuff and there's still tons of people but then once you get into the city then it's like mayhem is that where i was uh last yes yeah yeah yeah and it's weird and another weird fact i learned an american broke the american record here but uh world records don't count in boston because it's so straight that winds are like uniquely bent like can uniquely benefit like a wind tunnel in your favor yeah there were and there was there was a tailwind and the weather was it was honestly the perfect day like hella people were pr so it's a fast course it's not a fast course but it was

good conditions got it which is weird you should it should count it should count yeah well but i think the idea is that it's not that it's too fast it's that it's too variable year over year or something got it got it got it yeah what if there was like a head wind yeah ass in 2018 it was like a shit show rainstorm oh my god um were there a lot of boston and then you see look at the bottom you just bomb down at the bottom which is seems fun but it fucks your oh that's that's uh that's the elevation chart so at the beginning you're going down it is net downhill yeah but if you see right around mile 16 yeah that's heartbreak oh my lord and then at least you get to coast kind of down but it's so much downhill that it like hurts your

hurts your quads really bad got it um how is this stretch between mile 19 and 21 that's that's the aforementioned hills that fucked me yeah that's where i got fucked but i was proud of myself that i got like the wheels came off at like mile 17 i was everything's perfect through like 15 16 miles i was like oh i could actually maybe run a 330 if i can get it through the hills wasn't happening but i locked back in and i still was able to hit my beagle let's go which was to pr which is under what was your seagull like finish yeah like under four hours i guess and then three is that to like if everything goes to shit you still have something to like motivate you yeah yeah it's like so that you're still happy at the end of the day and you're still like yeah

and you still have something you're working towards like i was i totally that it totally works because like i was like okay 330 is not gonna happen which i kind of knew the way my last few weeks of training was i was like i don't think i'm gonna run a 330 but i kept it as my a goal just as a you know yeah i think it's important it's important to set have your a goal be something to get you don't know yeah you can't even do yeah but i think on a on a flat course the way things were trending you could do it i yeah you could do it in valencia in valencia i think i can definitely do it yeah but it was it was really really really special there were so many playmates and detards and um my family and all my friend my friends were at they came out to mile 17 and then mile 25

had like signs for me lauren was there it was just unbelievably cash day uh well i'm very proud of you yeah thank you guys it was cool it was uh are you viral what did you have a better experience here than in minneapolis oh yeah it was like night and day this was so much family yeah family friends a city i know like i'd never been to minneapolis yeah there's not it's hard to like uh maybe find like a why when you're in yeah i mean like in boston you're like this is you know this is my city there minneapolis is kind of a run a common sign that people have is like remember your why and i there were a few times i was like why am i doing this there's like five signs that everyone has why are you doing it

what is this the fucking spanish inquisition thank you um i'm just trying to learn no i think to get chicks obviously to get chicks oh more chicks lauren was really worried about me going through the wellesley kissing tunnel i think there's wellesley see it's like in the middle there i know wellesley there's a woman all girls college in wellesley wellesley college i think hillary clinton went there i thought she went to vassar google that's monica from friends google hillary clinton monica friend yeah monica common common mix-up wellesley college bang oh she was actually weirdly enough unrelated hillary clinton was there her daughter beat me i think that is related chelsea no unrelated chelsea clinton ran at 3 40 jesus i thought you were on 338

347 damn that's three hours and 40 like three hours and that's so insane like i can't even run for 10 minutes i can barely watch a movie i could barely watch it because all my bathroom breaks going on reels anyway you only peed once i can't believe that because i pee so much but i mean you're sweating so much do people put like a thing in their leg to pee like a catheter no some people just pee them pee themselves yeah okay poop themselves like people will like win the marathon probably davis clark i bet that's what you remember i just said there's like five signs and one of them is like smile if you peed a little and then the the number one marathon sign of all time in terms of just how many there have been it's like a mushroom and it says like tap

for power up which is kind of fun like for mario but i've seen it yeah what if it uh can i guess like the fourth place one yeah frown if you came a little that's it frown if you came a little would be good um what did you have like did you have music playing or yeah i had a playlist to start off with some geese because i was worried about starting off too fast yep so i didn't play anything too i mean there's some hype geese but it was more chill like sad i didn't get too sad it would have been hard and then i had a full 1975 album live album from live from the ao arena in manchester and then the full noah khan live from fenway park to bring it home wow which i pretty excited about like in boston does that line up pretty well with your time yeah except

that once i got into the city like i guess there's just so many people that fucks bluetooth really i get like i don't know i also feel like this it's just this into my earbuds so it's like not my phone maybe not the most sophisticated bluetooth yeah so it just started kept cutting out so i just turned it off so the last five miles did it ever connect to anyone else's no that would have been funny like you know those old like bluetooth transmitters like if you had an old car oh to play aux yeah exactly if i would i'd pull up at stoplights sometimes and just get someone else's music that'd be fun that would have been fun like a proximity chat in the marathon i guess it's just talking it's when everyone's on 88.1 the that's the like blank

channel that's i think that might be specific to where you live right no no yeah you're probably wrong no you're probably right it worked in maine and florida but that could have just been a coincidence yeah 88.1 is pretty low too yeah it's it's not a frequency that's like the graveyard clamoring for yeah uh tell me about so you went to my you went to my hometown with lauren i did oh i was also going to say before that that it was also just a sick week that whole weekend is just everyone's like going nuts there someone going crazy and what is going on oh i saw hurley is that early no peter peter hurley was there i didn't even know he was cheering a guy who works a guy who works in this office i know but i didn't know he was

gonna be there can you imagine you're running you're like 10 miles in a marathon you see a guy from your office in la i was like oh hey buddy yeah what are the and like maybe like everyone knew you were running it too maybe i was like did he tell me that and then i he might have told me that but i was just say like peter i was like oh god it was like kind of like happened too fast but uh the um oh the weekend is just cool there's all this stuff going on and heartbreak hill the running company they've been like plugging me with gear and they invited me to this event on friday and i got an award it was the heartbreak honors and i got honored i got the entertainment award let's go and they gave me a pair of really nice running shoes oh my god do they make them or

they're like a dicks they're like dicks for run they're like a dicks kind of but they'll do like they're like more boutique and then they do like cool partnerships with the brands they're like but malbon for running is that golf yeah yeah probably something like that they're like trendy kind of like trendy boutique running store that partners with the big brands to make like specialized products cool or like specialized colorways and stuff did you go before it was the award show before yeah it was on the friday before and i got to meet the founders guy dan who uh it's for a bc grad he started the company and it was just really cool so i just where are you going to put the award well oh and they had me submit the award isn't like a physical award but

they had me submit my favorite photo of me running and then they commissioned an artist to like sketch it and so they gave me a framed sketch of whoa it's like a almost like a cartoon version of that's sick me running and they gave me a baseball card version of it or like a playing car like a oh my god imagine how much i was getting like worth i've i didn't i felt so loved some d-cards gonna get a really loved this weekend i think everyone loves me it was just cool it was they're really cool i like it's like when you it's like when it's your wedding like they no one can be mean to the bride because they don't want to upset you yeah but like this company was going out of the anyway it's we've i'm not doing an ad read for them because we have no like formal

just like do an ad read for them they're an ad do do an ass read do an ass read i just i got to meet all people and they were just so nice to me and like it was just cool and then i saw them when i ran by heartbreak hill because the store is right at heartbreak hill and they got some sick photos of me you like pop in do a little shopping look at this yeah look at this photo of me so is everyone like tracked yeah like laura was watching you oh that's so sweet and that one you look pretty beast i didn't know you were gonna go with shooting sleeves uh that was at that heartbreak hill event they were passing out these like running sleeves and i was like okay and i think the idea is that since it was cold in the morning and then it was getting hotter you could strip

you could strip them off i thought it was maybe like a circulation thing i don't know if that matters in your arms but i again you know better to have it not yeah so like what if you like got an arm cramp you're like this is how does this even happen ah my arm guy crossing the finish line of the maryland like oh my shoulder but anyway that that's i was gonna say that i um i put them on because i it was cold at the beginning i was gonna take them off i got hot and then it got hotter and i was like these look fucking sick i'm not taking these off so i never took them off okay that's enough then i went to maine with lauren yep and um we were there for like 24 hours did you go to your parents house we did yeah it was nice did you and you trekked

up to cape elizabeth we did went to portland headlight we went to into portland we went to did you go to my birthplace the yes you don't know yes if so yes if you were born at the porthole it was the portal or gritty mcduffs then yes i went to your birthplace okay wait well you Those were the two bars you went to? Yeah, and then we just walked around the old portal. Porthole's chill. I like Porthole. Yeah, we should have gone there longer, honestly.

We were kind of in a crunch by the time. And then last night, I went to MJ Lenderman and Waxahachie in Boston. I had, like, a miracle week. Yeah, this is, like... And the Mets finally won a game. It's your Super Bowl. But I just got in from the... I flew in today, and I'm...

Feeling the effects. Boy, are my arms tired. Have you ever heard that joke? It is really, really good. All right. It's, like, one of my best. Can we talk about, like, something else now? I went to Coachella.

Oh, duh. Sorry, I made it all up. Me. No, no, no. What did you do at Coachella? Did you do Molly or what? No, I didn't. I actually did no drugs, but I was-

I got no drugs. But I was drinking a lot of beer. I ran into a couple hot celebs. Who? I actually have- I'll go in order of- Hotness. Of favorite interaction.

In order of hotness. We had had a couple cocktails. cocktails and we were between shows and so we're back in this like little area getting a bite getting a drink well i keep the next while we're waiting for the next person to come on i can't remember who's next and you had an artist pass right i had an artist wait who how did you get that uh my roommate had like 10 of them for what he works found him found him on the ground uh i didn't even know you were going he's i didn't really know i was going at ca tie ties at uta jacob is uh works at um ca but he yeah so we we very i was very grateful for that i made the

experience oh awesome um you get golf carted from stage to stage do you get golf carted really that was pretty cool i didn't we only used it once because it was like unless the only time we used it was in the morning to get somewhere that was all the way across but the rest is kind of nice to walk and yeah be like a part of the thing um but so we're in this area and we're starving and we had had the tacos the night before yeah so i wasn't really feeling the tacos and i see this woman eating pizza and so i like put my hand on her shoulder i was like hey excuse me because she was her back was turned to me and i was like excuse me uh that looks unbelievable like where did you get that pizza she was like oh my god it is it's so good like it's right there and i

walked away got a pizza came back and i wasn't looking at who it was it was fucking halsey whoa i don't know if i would even recognize i wouldn't probably is she in a movie i don't know she was that movie americana i saw wait that's crazy though and then i go to the bathroom i'm talking to this guy he's the we're shooting the shit for like 10 minutes turns out he's the ceo of fuck it was one of like the big record companies i can't remember and then when i get out of the bathroom millie bobby brown and her boyfriend uh her husband jake bon jovi are standing there i was like that's pretty cool then we go i don't think i would recognize dude either i recognize millie bobby brown i wouldn't i wouldn't recognize him and uh and then this all

happened in the span of like 30 minutes we go jacob and i go and sit down and jaden smith is with his like whole he's like he runs with like eight bodyguards so they're all kind of like hanging out and uh that feels like overkill i don't know i don't it might just be easy to just get to where he wants like if there's a crowd yeah you can just be like henchmen go whatever i was telling jacob i was like you know he has like a job like he's like the creative director of christian louboutin or louboutin what do you say he is walk a mile in these louboutins and jacob goes no he's not that doesn't make any sense and i go i swear to god and he's like he's not and so i went up to him i was like jayden my buddy doesn't believe that you're the creative

director of christian louboutin and he was like i am thank you really it was i was it was you could have just googled it it was the most normal interaction he was just like thank you finally someone you know recognize someone recognizes that i have a job and we had like a good laugh and then i walked away that's awesome uh did you bring up like the socioeconomic state of the world or anything no i should have yeah he probably thinks he probably thinks you're a loser i will say i will say obviously there are some like embarrassing clips of every celebrity online yeah he seemed really nice and normal yeah i i will i will stand behind him oh with my hair back and forth that was his sister i mean that's crazy that's insane uh but dude the i i'm in on festivals

i liked it wow i had a good time i had a really good time where'd you where are you standing everybody we were standing at every walk to get to like an uber at the end we had artists parking as well so it was like which apparently is more like that's like the most who drove uh the first day one of our friends drove over from their hotel and drove us over and then the second day ty's mom texted jacob and i and she's like hey uh one of my friends doesn't have a pass can he come grab one and so he came over and drove us in and uh and then we met up with them later and the that parking thing might be that might be the reason i liked it so much because it was just i didn't have to do the bad getting out of there the walk looked brutal insane there were

high schoolers with a ladder that would charge a dollar to climb their ladder over this wall because all the airbnbs are over this one wall in this gated community and uh so instead of walking like a mile around you could just use their ladder for a dollar so i saw people doing that that was pretty fun for a dollar sir for a dollar sir for a dollar will you use my ladder this ladder be honest would you climb this dollar for a dollar for a ladder climb this dollar for a ladder uh there do you want to hear who i liked yeah disclosure was unbelievable sabrina carpenter i think might be the greatest performer i've ever seen madonna came out with sabrina carpenter was insane uh and i i appreciated how much work she clearly put it like it was everything was thought

out it was like a real performance and so that made me feel good is that a dig at anyone else i mean dude i loved justin bieber but he was just sitting in his laptop for like 90 of it yeah um and we were also it was that was the last one we went to and everyone was kind of spent so that was i was just exhausted for that uh fuck who else i wrote some other stuff down did you only go for two days i only went friday and saturday yeah uh oh yeah sorry this is this is awesome we're at this dj the last show of the night on friday was this dj called anima is that his name anima anima the one that he got he canceled the week i went oh the crazy like he had i will say after watching he said he had to cancel because it was a wind thing yeah his entire thing at least that night

was all like uh ancient greek or roman themes so there were like huge columns he goes like up on this thing he's like 60 feet in the air like not tethered in and so i was like i understand i understand the wind thing it was freaking me out it's like hardcore you know dance music whatever i'm gonna send you a video emily this was the hardest i've this was the hardest i laughed all weekend i i'm so confused by his like virtual like his virtue signaling no is his virtual signaling oh he's known for his ai yeah how does he his visuals how do you how did he do that like how do you do that yeah because you gotta have the money to do it in the first place uh but like it's like there was this ginormous like creature i don't know what it was i know how do you

how what are you asking how like how did he pay for it what is it oh it's just like a cool visual but like what is it this is the this conversation is what no i both you guys what the fuck are you talking about i'm asking well also this video will clear i didn't bring it up she just kept going what is it i was trying to say it's an animation i don't know how else to describe it yeah okay maybe i'm on your side but i don't know so watch this it's not on a screen it's like an animatronic wait wait it was willie look at me totally on the screen so don't play this yet this willie look at me totally on this video i think it might be my prized possession so we're at the show i'm kind of scared it's really overwhelming the music is like crazy and then

i notice this guy this is a sign language interpreter for edm music what we were like we're all like so fucked up at this point it's like one in the morning we're like is he just making shit up is that for it if he isn't making it up then i think it's and there is some sort of like there's a there's a ledger that like deaf people know like this head movement means that's like g sharp is like this but like i think he yeah i think it might just be like a vibes thing like he might just they might have just picked him out of the crowd and be like you're good at capturing kind of like what this looks like but yeah so there were these crazy visuals behind it i said this to everyone else really enjoyed it but was

also pretty overwhelmed but they like generally liked the music um i said there was something very sinister about it the whole thing seemed like a little you know devil worship nah like something like whatever's about whatever's one tier above that like i think there's going to be something come out maybe that that this crew is up to no good what does that mean it seemed like it's the illuminati yeah it seemed a little like demonic maybe like uh i mean you just had to be there yeah this is what i'm asking about i'm asking why this like how how is this woman thing being projected onto the into the crowd i'm gonna be honest if that happened i don't remember that i remember it all just being on a screen behind him but it looked super real i will

say that it was fucking lisa was there from lisa's pizza wait so what are you saying that there was a there was a giant figure standing in the crowd with me yeah it was like a it's like an ai you remember that hundred foot tall angel next to you oh i thought that was just um like a wmba player yeah wait you i was trying to hit on her all night ebly i don't wait to my knowledge it stayed on the screen i think that because even if you're saying it was it's an ai thing how would that yeah it's all behind those pillars okay maybe that's so it's ai that's just a regular lady i think that's lisa like what what's how what is that maybe i do remember this is what i'm talking about

that's not a screen oh oh oh i forgot to mention wait yeah that is only for that's only for people watching at home you're joking i swear to god unless unless i yeah i'm 99 sure that that was only for people at home because i think i would have probably had a panic attack if that happened well how would that even happen that's why i'm as so confused well you know i'm giving you the answer it's it's it's like when like they put graphics on the court at an nba game like it's just overlaid into the thing it was totally not there in real life i promise that's kind of lame i it was cool it wasn't like a movie well it's just for it's to give people at home the experience a cool experience well it's a fake experience so i don't want it okay okay were you hash were

you watching at home and thought that that was real i saw a video clip of it and i was like what the heck is and you're upset okay i didn't get behind that i just thought that that was the whole shtick of this guy's artistry was these like ai visuals they are behind him i feel like you're using ai very liberally here i think it sounds like they're ai i'm pretty sure it's just like an artist made them for him but who knows maybe the artist's name was al and the lowercase l looks like an eye that's a good point there there was uh oh god i'm on a fucking heater today huh zulon have you heard of zulon he gives you a fortune in that machine that's zoron i think no he's the mayor of new york that is uh zoltar zoltar yeah so zulon was one of the best of the

day she is a usc girl i believe that she was there at the same time as flan she's like super young and she had all her boys up there so it was like her like most djs they have you know a couple people maybe yeah her set was like 60 people with her all going ballistic it was all soccer themed so they're in like zulon jerseys they're like waving flags and then there was this one guy you'll be it you'll be you'll be able to find him on the internet if you if you look him up or her up her set from coachella this guy was uh wearing like a thong uh out of his cargo shorts and shaking the most ass i've ever it for it was impressive how long he was he was shaking it for it was unbelievable and we were just hanging out with ty's mom and her friends and uh so that was

that was he was just shaking it the whole time he was shaking it for like non-stop right i'm sure it'll come up he was going ballistic if they don't cut over to him they missed they missed it A lot of the, like, videos from this past weekend aren't up yet. Like, the live streams. Got it. Or not the live streams, but, like, the full. Oh, that looks sick. Dude, it was so cool.

Who else was good? Who else was there? Why am I forgetting? Oh, dude, Otis. Royal. Ripped it. How was the hair? It was unbelievable.

His hair look good? Yeah, dude. People were saying he had the willy. He had the willy D. It was, they were awesome. Casey Musgraves was sick. You see geese? Dude, I did not see geese.

I did not see geese. Damn, bro. That's okay. But it was, it was cool. I was so spent by the end of it. And it's kind of a bitch to get out of the desert and home. But I would do it again. Did you skip Sunday?

Did skip Sunday. Mac DeMarco is playing on October 9th. and I don't know if I'm going to be able to make it, which I'm very upset about. You got plans? Yeah, it would be the first day that Flan and I leave for Europe. You're going to Europe? Yeah.

What are you doing? She has a wedding in... Oh, you told me this. Yeah, she has a wedding, so we were going to go and maybe hang out for like a week before, and then she would go, and maybe I'd stay a little bit longer. I have a golf lesson tonight. at the real golf or at your simulator at the simulator with a real golfer pro she is in the

u.s women's u.s open if that helps you out at all uh ever heard of it ever heard of it wow when i told flan i have a lady golf teacher she was worried about her like standing behind me and guiding the club she's gonna do that she's not gonna do that she's gonna press up against your back she's probably gonna press up against his back right no i'm excited i mean am i fucking crazy or is she gonna press up on you like a hot knife she's gonna press up on you like a hot knife and butter i we went out and did they had me they wanted me to join the first the like first couple batch of the new hit different golf channel stuff and i just played like buns and so i was so frustrated in your head you've been playing so much i know it was so annoying it was an alternate

it scramble so i only got to hit like like you couldn't really get in a groove yeah because you're hitting every other shot and uh in the first match bobby and james are tanking it on purpose and so that was like weird way like they were setting us up with like kind of weird shots um but i'm hoping my golf lesson will go well i went last night and feel like i'm i i basically i got a little meta with my swing thought and i was first of all your golf instructor she's my swing thought uh that's fine i was experimenting with this new like tempo thing where basically you like try and be at different points in your swing on like different beats and it just got me all out of

whack and so now i'm going back to my original stuff and i should where did you find the instructor she worked she works there and was watching me hit balls and we were chatting and then i was like watching her hit and she was playing really well and so i was i kept in the back of my mind like that would be a good thing so i'm gonna do five lessons with her because you have to buy five uh over the next couple weeks a couple months so you got one tonight got one tonight nervous no i really like her and uh and she seemed very knowledgeable and she helped me with like one thing pro bono so i like i know that i know that i like her style i don't like the sound of this what nighttime golf lesson she's helping you out with things for free

pro boner yeah and she's rubbing up all against your back okay so that one the last one is a hype The last two were hyperventilators. The nighttime. She's not pro boner. And he's like, I really like her style. I like the way she hits the ball. I like the way she hits the ball. How old is she?

I would say 27. Oh, so you're close in age. I was really hoping you were going to say like 40. Would that be bad? I mean, there's nothing sexual about a golf lesson. Unless she reaches around and holds the club from behind. what if she wants to tell me it's all in the hips that she has to get behind me and do that flan was very worried i think it's i'm very excited so if everyone would just respect that

i'm trying to work on my game i mean we're our producer is a young woman and that's not weird right i mean the last time we had a young producer oh yeah yeah you started dating her very seriously so maybe there is something dead seriously did you see andrew at coachella no i didn't i did when did you decide to go i hadn't like i just pretty like pretty last minute like maybe like a week before i had so much fun it was like i've never done something like that before you've never been to coachella no and i've never been to like a festival like that like a three day thing where you're in the desert and you're walking so much like probably yeah i hate to say it but like i'm just not in good shape like that were you drinking because i didn't notice any of

walking with the drinking i tried yeah i was was but at some points you know you sober up because you're walking so much yeah yeah i mean you got to stay pretty consistently drinking but i've been drinking and it is so much fun it's such i'm so glad to be done with back drinking did you go like sicko mode like you did last time uh no not quite on that level but i oh well the night after the marathon i was out i was in a bar till two in the morning nice which is kind of insane because you wear your metal yeah it's awesome and as you should wait were you still did you go home and change no that the that's good i was sweat yeah if you go home and change and it's like all right maybe you take the metal off but i had my jacket my metal went straight to a jacket you have to

buy it actually but everyone buys it do you think it's like a letterman like do people treat it like a high like high schoolers with a letterman jacket on or like you're like instantly kind of cool oh oh for the day for sure like yeah even this i wore it um i've it's kind of a weird okay the jacket is a kind of a it's a kind of a hard-o thing to wear like a lot of the year so you kind of have to take your shots when you can get it yeah but it's a big thing like marathon weekend everyone wears it and people will wear like over the weekend people who have run in the past will wear their jackets and like to kind of like so i wore veterans with like the like you know battle of fallujah hat correct and today i did something that i think was on the tail end of like still

cool and dipping the toes into harder territory which is i wore it on my flight home but i got a bunch of people like in the airport they were like congrats the pilots thank you for your service yeah the pilot was like how to go what was your time yeah give you a pen no do you give a trading card no but he told me he's like my best time was a 357 so good hats off to you it was it's cool there's something about the boston marathon that is just is so different it's like Was it like that before the Boston Bombing? Or do you think people rallied around it? It was the oldest marathon in the world.

Yeah. It's been going over, this is the 130th running consecutive. Yep. And it's just, it's so, it's like this, everyone has just bought in. The whole city has just bought in. And you literally feel like a king walking around after it. It was awesome. My buddy Rocco ran it.

This year? Yeah. Nice. He's a Boston guy too, so I think that was good. That is super cool, yeah. A lot of friends there. I had something else I wanted to talk about, and then we should maybe roadmap it.

You think you're pretty without any makeup on. Oh, I have the, I've, I found these guys called the See It, Taste It boys. Ew, sorry, I texted my mom, sorry, I texted my mom and dad, like, made it home safe. My mom says, yay, it was great beading with you. Oh, Lord. It was great gooning with you.

all right sorry was that supposed to be being yeah i found these guys called the see it taste it boys and emily i'm gonna need you to pull them up they this guy rocks no no it's not the see it taste it boys have captured something maybe sort by like popular yeah these are very niche you're on this you're in early i'm in early on this i'm calling it now the see it taste it boys are gonna be the next slide guys the next try guys well you are giving them a platform

so that helps everybody go follow the see it tasty you know if we do this that means we have to de-platform someone else can you click on it? what are we doing? I thought you were gonna like explain we keep like hovering over no no no these are the see it tasty

sorry when we do cracker of the week they like give a little preface Got it. All right, well, guess what? We're not on that podcast. Sorry, sorry. Sorry. I shouldn't have yelled.

Unmute it and rewind it to the beginning, please. This is the See It, Taste It boys. Rewind it once. Hello, Slipaholics, and welcome back to the watering hole. We are the See It, Taste It boys. See It, Taste It boys. You might have noticed something a little weird about this episode. That's because it's the tall chair episode.

Today we're trying the cranberry cocktail. okay on a scale from good to bad what would you guys rate that good it's good yeah good up here see on the next episode of see it taste it boys i do like to see it taste it see it taste it boys what's that thing you said yeah that was great that that cracked me up Like calling your buddy over to watch you do it. I like that a lot. I love them.

They're awesome. Are they... It's just really hard to tell if they're like playing this. Yeah, they're not. They're not. You can tell by the guy on the left. I'm certain is like a normal guy. Yeah.

And is just joking around. Yeah. So by that logic, the other two must be as well, right? I think they're normal guys, yeah. I don't know. It does feel a little derivative of the slide guys. Do you remember the slide guys? Was that you?

You and Will? Can you look up the slide guys? With a Z. On TikTok. Yeah. That was huge. Look at the first, the OG slide guys. Look how many views it has.

scroll down oh my god I used to be huge welcome back to another episode of the slide guys we're here in Brighton Massachusetts at our school for viewing slides

so you don't have to this kind of feels like I'm not listening I don't want to say that the see it taste it boys necessarily I would be shocked if they haven't seen a slide, guys. Right. Let's say it that way.

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holy fuck the line was so long line was long you saw it yeah for the bathroom yeah dan was in it mike was in it trend no everyone there's something going on early back one so there's like a line in the one by the bagels i swear trent was in there for like 25 minutes it felt like well he shits for like 45 minutes he's good for two a day which is kind of all time trent yeah yeah oh my god he's got to be leader in the clubhouse does kenward still go in the girls one no that was i would hope not do you here's a question i know girls don't poop but do all the girls poop in the girls one too or do the girls go to the back bathrooms to poop i think everyone probably poops in there but our poops don't smell or we know how to like not be

disgusting so i never really noticed i've noticed like once or twice that someone like i walked in after someone poop wait are you saying all girls poop doesn't smell because the ones that i've gotten on me reek yeah the ones yeah no i'm not saying that i'm just saying smell is 90 so i can tell you they definitely don't smell good they taste great no they taste they taste great but they stink is gonna be good but it's gonna be stinky oh what about the fucking weed olympics is like the most viral video we've ever made god damn it we're the guys we're the fucking weed guys we did it again we're the pothead I think I'm okay with that

I'd rather be the weed guys Than the blackout drinking guys Agreed You don't want to be the slide guy? Weed guy or slide guy? I mean here's the deal Thought daughter I don't want to do all exclusively weed stuff

But I'm definitely glad they're doing well That one's going like Do you know about the sicko mode? It's going like it's like going like so so fucking good 308k wow three days came out this week thank god thank god what is that we're about to get fired no i just like everyone puts in so much work to these videos and i'm glad it's being that one didn't require a ton of work from me that i was mostly just high tutorial um all right we have a

beautiful episode for you guys today we're gonna hear your pitch followed by our oh i forgot pitches that's what i forgot i'm excited about my pitch it might be good enough for me i'll try and think of one on the spot then we're gonna do this guy rocks you have this stuff yeah she does followed by teach me something then willie and i are gonna do drinking games that don't exist and because you guys loved bagels that don't exist so much we're gonna do donuts that don't exist you know bagels don't exist was our highest performing youtube video of all time no yeah the short was like it's like the number one thing that's ever gone on our not even like the og like podium no because those didn't jesus bless bless you um those ones didn't do that like shorts have never popped up

for us yeah popped off for us until bagels that don't exist just went literally bananas i had a banana oh my god that's us okay oh we're going to the renaissance fair this weekend dude it's just fun to be back i can just let loose i'm not gonna i'm gonna spend the next two weeks just eating and drinking is the renaissance fair for content yeah what are you is there anything you wanted to eat that you couldn't eat during your training no it just was like a week eating like bread so i've been kind of just i was at the delta lounge this morning i just went fucking nuts i always go nuts there it's whenever there's a buffet i eat more i eat like 10 times more than i yeah normally would

all right emily should we hear a pitch all right i chose this one because it said what's up belly conrad and jeremiah and since belly is a female i can take that place today conrad i will be jenna jenna jenna jenna what is the worst part of getting a safe for your apartment that's right rusty people will see the safe and wonder what exciting valuables you're keeping in there making you very vulnerable to thievery introducing dishwasher safe it's a safe you get installed in your kitchen under the countertop that looks identical to a dishwasher the cycle buttons on the front are how you enter a combination to open it now if someone breaks into your place they'll skip right past your valuables now locked safely inside what looks like a dishwasher dishwasher

safe cleanly store your valuables love the pod keep it up i've got a few things to say here number one i think they came up with this idea because they were looking at the back of a plate and it said dishwasher safe and they might have the same brain as me right that's totally what happened that's crazy well i think the term dishwasher safe is very popular it's huge right now um yeah it's in it's trending right now but no also do you have two dishwashers then or is this only work for some people have two dishwashers some people have two who my grandparents who actually has uh have two dishwashers yeah what are their names mimi and papa or what are the dishwashers

names that's the joke i was gonna make soapy and scrub soapy and scrub suds and uh so i love this i had this thought not that similar thought but i had a very i had the same thought as your prompt which is now that my safe is there it's not very big so they could if anyone broke in they even if they couldn't figure out how to get past the code or the fingerprint thing they could just take it you just take the safe and figure out how to open it later that's my fear so you need a second safe i think i need to put my safe in a safe yeah because most safes are too heavy to get out without like a moving team how about this you just put your safe in the dishwasher where do they wash the dishes then or you just wash in between loads just wash your valuables

every time we could you could do like a microwave safe that looks like a microwave sorry it's just funny because that's also a term it's that's also a viral term microwave safe what about what about i love it i'm in i'm in safe at first pitch me toilet paper implant you never have to buy toilet paper or worry about needing it or being too far away or the rolls out because it is now in your ass cheeks this is a way you can get a bbl that is functional so you get a big butt implant but they fill your butt with rolled up toilet paper and there's just another little hole right next to your asshole and you just oh you can poop anywhere you're going hiking don't even worry about don't even worry about it well how do they refill it

you got to go in every day just a couple squares it's like a few squares oh no you're going once a month that's and you put that the when you're one that you put the used ones in the other cheek that makes oh god the idea of pulling toilet paper out of a different hole in your ass that's the whole idea that's the whole idea that's the whole idea uh okay should we do this guy rocks yeah i'd like to i have maybe my favorite ever dude what is it like i'm just like a thing like guys are doing like a i was like you want your boxers to be showing yeah it's like sexy right oh sorry i forgot emily's here turn emily on no i ew oh or turn her off we don't want to turn her okay this is uh this is a guy who i think is gonna be maybe maybe he might win actor of the

year next year this is a video you took no oh pause it immediately yeah i know what to do grandpa You're in my whole universe Grandpa Do it one more time Just do the Ow Just do the

You're in my whole universe Grandpa This guy's got chops That's what I'm saying dude holy shit he is can you do groundhog vindication what does that mean sometimes it feels like groundhog day

the same day over and over same routine except on that groundhog day it is by choice we call it comfort and it works for a while until it doesn't until everything feels numb they say that you need to step out of your comfort zone

maybe they're right and don't take one big step take one small step and if you feel stuck let's work together to get out of that loop yeah i liked him when he was acting i thought he had chops but now i don't even know grandpa you're my whole universe here's my thing if your grandpa's your entire universe we we got to do some re-evaluating whoa you're my whole universe your grandpa no i love him but he's like an eighth of my universe tops yeah i'm gonna see my grandpa in a few weeks i haven't seen him in a really long time what percentage of your universe is he 50 the other half is partying

all i care about is partying in my grandpa it's my entire universe you are my universe i think my entire i sucked at you in my grandpa mr beer or is it mrs beer now period wait how's your boyfriend emily watch she's gonna she's gonna spill the tea emily have you been would you have no i was i wasn't trying that wasn't supposed to be a dig i was trying to like bait you into like telling us the tea oh do you have a boyfriend now no do you have a situation chip no my roster is pretty empty right now really you have a roster you know you would love the mets so tell us about your love life look i have like crushes and stuff

have you told them i did go on a double date what's your age limit i think after that like 36 would be like oldest oldest and if you are 36 you do need to blow it out of the park here's a question wait i know it's rude to ask how old are you 27 yeah that's not rude to ask 36 maybe is yeah the high ceiling I'm gonna be This isn't gonna sound good I thought you were a little bit older than that So I'll just go

Shoot myself Not in a mean way I think because I Respect you That's so nice That's so nice of you to say Maybe not like emotionally but like looks wise That makes it worse

That's not what i i'm obviously joking that was obviously i can't believe he said that to you emily i'm so uh so talk me talk us through your dream man i feel like i speak about this shit too often and everyone hates it but no one no one from this podcast has ever listened to it i saw one of the comments that said like emily never fails to mention the fact that she doesn't have a boyfriend okay anyone i've never listened to your podcast anyone who doesn't want to listen to emily talk about her dream man just click the skip button a couple times and we'll see you in a second emily tell us about your dream man my dream man would be someone who is tall okay well that's the most

important no no no no i don't know what the most important thing is but someone who is like funny passionate has a good head on their shoulders um gives good head on their shoulders ew how's he even doing that on his shoulder someone who like can work a room but like doesn't need to be the center of attention okay uh like someone i can like leave at a party and like they'll go make friends on their own like i don't have to be with them every one boyfriend you can leave at a party why would you want to leave no no i know what you mean i like if i go to if i bring them somewhere oh yo you can kind of go talk you don't have to be like i can leave them at a party and go home and yeah and i'll see them later no so okay you want a boyfriend you

could drop off at a party and go home yeah go to bed and then they're just partying how important you get him for breakfast they're partying yeah yeah like yeah he'll be like up all night doing coke you want a boyfriend who's up all night drop at a party and he'll be up all night doing coke and you just get him in the morning i don't have to worry about him he's i know where he is he's doing coke i don't ever have to question where he is he's at home doing coke you know he's at i'm at home he's at a party doing coke okay emily how important is it that he's rich um it depends i think what i respect a lot is like people who have money that like maybe didn't necessarily didn't come from money yeah i think people who like came from

you want a few at least you want someone who came from nothing and now they're at a party alone doing coke no you kind of want like a scar face you found them at like skid row and you pick them up and you take them and drop them off at a party and they're doing blow one night and you're asleep and i'm yeah i'm at home and they're seven feet tall exactly so how like let's build this out how much you could have any man what is it what would you like him to make a year i mean if i could have any man in the world like well because think about it there are there are things that come along with the fact that he makes 10 million dollars that's true that's why i'm saying like i want a mid-six figures guy yeah um i would say like

like lower than 500k would be less that which would be like would not be enough no would be the least problematic type of rich person i agree i agree um how about thirty thousand dollars and they're scared everyone else makes more than them but they haven't brought it up and their boss keeps telling them they're getting a great deal it is and they're in a lot of debt and his boss keeps telling him this is normal for your age you should be making you know what i was making when How's your age? That's a real thing someone said to me one time. Yeah, same.

In a negotiation. You know how much I made when I was 24? Like, shut up. It was the 1940s. I know exactly also who said that. They gave you 10 pence. They paid you in ruples. You were in Iran.

Okay, so he makes 500K. No, I know. He makes 500K, but anything like less. Okay, he makes like 400 grand. that's a lot that's a lot of money i mean it depends on his age like if he's like if i'm dating an older guy he should be making more than if i'm dating someone my age i would say okay you're dating a 14 year old but he's making a million dollars a year um what if you're dating a 14 year old but when you drop him off at a party to do coke all night

he doesn't bug you at all just lets you stay at home with a good book and a bowl of panera bread Panera is so good. Have you had the broccoli cheddar? I have. It's unreal. Have you had the broccoli cheddar? I actually don't think I've ever had broccoli cheddar soup and I'm upset about it. Any kind?

Any. Is he Jewish? Broccoli cheddar? He doesn't need to be, but- He has to be. It'd be cool to raise our kids Jewish so they can have barn bombings. Hey, one of my best friends growing up was half. Yeah, that's great.

He got, we went to his bar mitzvah, but he still got Christmas. It was awesome. One of my brother's best friends growing up was Jewish and they were kosher. And so when he came over, we had to put water in a Ziploc bag because our cutlery, our cups weren't kosher. I didn't even know that was a thing. That's not a thing. But I saw him do it and I was like, that looks pretty fun.

Put a Ziploc bag, cut a hole in the corner. Yeah. And then it's like a little, it's like almost like a Capri Sun. It's almost like a teat. So you could. no that's different than a tit a tit is on a hot lady a teat is on like a cow lady yeah yeah like teat like they're all in that i hooked up with this cow last night i was squeezing on her teats

jeez good lord cut that all right cut that out let's go what do we do how do we do we're doing Teach Me Something. Or wait, no, did you do your This Guy Rocks? Yeah, or I sent it to you. Yeah, we got distracted. Teet Me Something. Teet Me. It's the most recent one.

This is in the street plants. Okay. Get it? In the street plants. This is a botanist moving 4,000 plants on and off the subway. yeah this would i just liked it i think that if this if this happened to me i don't think i would react as calmly as the other people i would be very frustrated because i'd be yeah everyone's just sort of planted there they're not even yeah thinking about leafing come on

um all right chlorophyll chlorophyll up my cup okay i got it i got a uh emily's like are you having fun today or are we making you stressed me yeah no i am i'm honestly just like tired yeah i'm tired tired tired okay i gotta teach me something teach it there is a titanic exhibit i believe in illinois and on the anniversary of the titanic sinking this year it flooded oh isn't that cool that is pretty cool that one did it hit an iceberg the exhibit hit an iceberg uh no i don't think i think it was maybe some sort of i was thinking about the titanic today it was like oh it would have sucked that's like the that thing where it's like uh that's going

to be the next roman empire how often is your boyfriend thinking about the titanic i know but leo kind of they kind of made it like they like made it like two hollywoods and that's not like a cool history all right here's here's one i was reading about the mandela you know the mandela effect someone lauren said or my dad my dad was like what's that we were explaining we're looking up common mandela effects and this one blew my mind did you know that okay back to the future why don't you phrase it as like what do what do we think happened back to the future dude was there was or not a character named biff there was a character named biff there was no character named biff in back to the future he's like the he's like the second he's like the second

guy there's no there's no one named biff in that movie i swear to god biff tannin no that's what i thought too biff tannin he got biffed did you fall for it no did you fall for it i have i watched this movie so long ago that i would not and like what probably wasn't paying attention to the point where i would not have known whether or not so you fell for it well i just no i don't know god Crispin Glover is an off-putting cat. It's a weird name. I will say that. I just watched Shawshank Redemption for the first time yesterday.

Pretty good. Takes place in Maine. I know. I want to go to Maine. I watched it in Maine, dude. Where you just keep nudging Lauren. You're like, it happened here. This is here.

This is here. Even though they filmed it in Ohio. It looked fucking cold in Cape. It was so cold in Maine. It did not look enjoyable. It was freezing cold. It's almost May. i know my mom said she went back a month too early she's gonna stay until may next year yeah

it's kind of we were supposed to be through the through sunday but lauren had to come back for work but honestly it was like so cold and gloomy that i was like maybe it's better she sees this in the summer it can be depressing my mom was like kept qualifying she's like lauren you have to come back in the summer like this is not that this we like that week stretch that happens every year where like spring has poked its head out and then there's another snowstorm it was supposed to snow it's the most depressing time to be in man i'm going twice now july and august to maine twice really when are you going not july uh the 30th of june through fourth of july weekend nice fourth of july very excited i'm gonna joff it up

golf golf um all right should we do our drafts yeah all right let's do drinking games that don't exist these are more drinking games that don't exist all right i'm really excited about this one the plague there's one game master and they create a cocktail using three ingredients it's secret to all the other players and the scientists the other players get in and they try and find the cure so they'll like make a cocktail using three ingredients the game maker will then say if any of those ingredients are in the cure like the antidote thing and if they get one right they'll tell them like yes there are cherries and then they have to finish that and they keep making cocktails until they get the exact combination so the cure is the same as the

let me re let me rephrase this i'm confused did this make sense to you emily she's not even trying no i i'm confused by the cure versus the three ingredients i'll phrase it i'll phrase it differently the plague the game maker is uh this guy who makes the cure the antidote and it's a cocktail using three ingredients it's secret to the other players and they make a cocktail using three ingredients if they get any right the game maker will be like yes there is vodka just to that one person no to this all the scientists got it then the scientists all have to slam their drinks they keep going until they get the exact right combination of ingredients and then they've cured the plague love it that might be more i don't know if like did they get

to try the taste of it first or are they just guessing blindly they want their game makers watching the scientists no but do they try the cure first or they just guess randomly they're just guessing randomly got it yeah i think it makes sense put that one last i guess because well no don't get down on yourself forbidden vape everyone is drinking and there's a vape in the middle of the party on a pedestal if you hit it you have to leave last man standing gets to keep it love it uh the gin ball machine set up beer cans on a slightly slanted table yeah and at the end there is a gin bottle so the beer cans act as like bumpers you then have two ping pong paddles and you're hitting the ping pong ball like up through the thing if you hit the gin bottle

you're safe if it like gets past you before you've hit the gin bottle then you have to take a shot of gin that one sounds like a blast thank you sober traitors five people at the party aren't drinking alcohol they're drinking na beers na cocktails you have to throughout the night every hour you have to vote someone out the goal is to vote out all the sober traitors as they pretend to fit in before the party ends i love that all right last man standing everyone sits in a circle blindfolded and has a shot in front of them if you are the first or last person to take the shot you're out so just the middle people and it keeps shrinking down until there are two people left uh and then they both try and take their shot as close to one minute as possible i love that thank you uh

beer pole there's one beer on the top of a 15 foot pole if you want it you gotta get it love it uh do we do doughnut anything yeah dude okay these are you want to see that yeah these are donuts that don't exist everything fuck that was one of mine damn it it's a perfect blend of sweet and savory i was no mine was just gonna be all the icings and oh sorry oh it's like sprinkles and icings and everything i knew the second i wrote it down i knew you were gonna do it too okay uh hole-less cream boston frosting on the outside donut on the end anything else a sprinkle in time

noodles it's like biting into a big ball of spaghetti all right that might that might have been it i get a million views that might that might have been it guys all right we love you have a great rest of your monday have a great tuesday and we will see you bright and early on wednesday love you thanks for letting me join of course thank you