Wolf and Owl - Ozempic, Vaping and Rita Ora

Episode Date: April 30, 2026

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Yeah, what do you want, beak or jaws, feathers or fur, sharp teeth or feet with claws, whatever's prefer. Just kidding every word in his song's about two grown men dressed up as a bird and a dog. Hi, friends. It's me, Tom Davis, aka The Wolf, and this guy on his phone. Sorry, sorry, have we started? Yeah, we have started. And this guy, Ramesh Rang and Athen, aka The Ow. Yes, hello.

welcome to the Wolf and Al email special this is where we just do emails yeah if you're a fan of the Wolf and Al one you subscribe at YouTube and Spotify and all other platforms all the platforms that you get your podcasts

if you want to send in an email what? Vidcasts yeah if you want to send an email Wolfalpod at Gmail.com I'm slightly on the back foot here because I was looking at my phone and you just went straight in

so I mean that is what we're supposed to do should we do the first one I think you should read yeah Dear Wolf and Al, I'm originally from the UK, but spent over 10 years living in Beijing, China. I'm going to China next week. I'm going to Hong Kong. I don't get back home very often, so listening to you both helps me feel connected, like two brilliantly chaotic mates.

Keeping me company at the gym while I'm cooking. Anyway, on Conan's podcast, don't panic, yours is better. What a load of Bollars. The idea that our podcast is better than Cairns. By the way, I'm just reading this. I fucking love where it's going. He chats with fans and even travels out to meet them. It got me thinking.

If the Wolf and Now did a show we traveled the world meeting listeners, which country or city would you most hope had a fan waiting for you. Keep doing what you're doing. The openness, honesty. Oh, fuck my life. And general nonsense is exactly why you're the best. Yours the Komodo Dragon. Oh my God.

Thank you, Komodo Dragon. Can I just say this might be my favourite email ever? How many emails do you've said that about? Since we started doing this. 75%. Yeah, but this is, that's actually genuinely really not. I didn't know that Conan did this, but this would be a cool thing to do. I actually had an idea a while ago for a chat show.

Yeah. But you didn't chat to celebrities. You just chat to members of the public. I'd love to do that. That'd be a fun thing. Do you want to do that? I think that would be my forte. We should do, on the next live show of The Wolf and Out,

you know where we get a guest on? We should just get a member of the audience. Can I just say, I would say, I think just chatting to people is more, like celebrities are somewhat guarded. Yeah. When you just chat to it, I had such an amazing conversation this weekend with someone.

It was beautiful. Sounds like an anecdote. No, no, it's not. I'm not going to go out to it. No, you just bump into someone, you start having a chat. What happened then? They were just thoroughly, just they worked within the pharmaceuticals and meant like they. So you're describing a rash?

No, they'd studied into quite a lot of sort of like drugs that, you know, have had a massive impact in helping people. I genuinely at first thought, this person, you know, I just started chatting on the train. By the end of it, I was like, I could stay on here till Glasgow. And I don't think that would be long enough to just really delve into this human being and what they're about. you didn't say that to them there didn't you no no no I just said it's been an honor chat to you oh that's not that's sweet gave them a sort of handshake that sort of

I almost went for a hug they were a bit Did you exchange numbers? No because it's weird No one does that anymore I just said look yeah I'm on Instagram this is all right if you want No they followed you? I don't know

I've not seen them Speaking of pharmaceuticals have you heard the latest about the GLP1 drugs What's it GLP one's? Is it GLP? Well no OZem pic and all that off.

What are you going to fuck off? No, just honestly, everyone just assumes that I've been doing those. Did they? Yeah. I walked past the fucking truck the other day full of fucking builders and I went, oh, oh, what?

You've been on the jabs, big boy. Fucking good, fucking looking great, you've been on the jabs? I was like, no, I haven't. No. You've not been on Zem Pig. No, manjaro. So jabs.

That's what you've been using. But anyway. Apparently they weaken your bones. Really? Yeah. Oh my God. That's what the latest is. There's a lot of, I think

they're going to be like, I think it's dangerous. but vaping, I think that's why I stick to vaping. Yeah, yeah. You know, we know what's going to happen with that. It's fine. Yeah, bubble lung. Yeah, I'm looking forward to some bubble lung.

Do you know, in India, I've sort of slightly got this attitude. In India, a lot of times they don't wear motorbike helmets because I think if it's your time to die, it's your time to die. Wow. That's how I feel about vaping. It's genuinely that one I don't wear them in India. Correct. I don't think that's how everybody believes, but it's like it's your destiny to die at a certain point. So that's a fucking mad thing.

That's the attitude. It's like, wow. Let's talk groceries, specifically, your groceries. With Instacart, you want your groceries just the way you like them, right? Well, the Instacard app lets you do just that. They have a new preference picker that lets you pick how ripe or unripe you want your bananas. Shoppers can see your preferences up front, helping guide their choices. Instacart, get groceries just how you like.

Welcome aboard via rail. please sit and enjoy please sit and stretch steep flip or that and enjoy via rail

love the way anyway back to the commander again that's why I like triple mango because when I go is when I go although I've got a bit of a coffee

something to worry I've got a cough I've got yeah but I think my cough is vape related yeah mine isn't vape related mine is change of seasons happens every time. The time seasons change, it really hits big tea.

Yeah, okay. I've got seasonal change disorder. SCD? Probably one of those do. Yeah. Very good. That was very quick. So yeah, but you know what?

There's a side of me that would love to go to Beijing and just meet the Commodo Dragon and hang up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I think we should probably trial it first somewhere in Europe. First of all, I don't want to do a show where I travel the world. You've done it. I've never done it. You're so travelled.

I've done nothing. I think, I wouldn't mind like doing a day trip somewhere. I'm not going to do a day trip to Beijing. But, you know, like if we went to like Milton Keynes to meet somebody. I'm not going to have to Milton Keynes to fucking, though. Why? I just, I just think that's, we, let's go somewhere a little bit more like, you know, Lisbon. We could go to go there back in a day.

Yeah, okay. We'll go to Lisbon and meet, but I don't think we've got any fans in this. Right. Can we just, if you're, you're listening in Europe. Okay, look, right. Stockholm. We're actually going to make a commitment that we're going to stick to now. That we're going to stick to?

Yeah. There's a wolf and hour hand, Jay. Okay, fine. I'm on this. If you're in a European city that is within a, what we found? If we can fly there about Amsterdam, Stock. Somewhere like that. You know what we're talking about.

If you're a fan there, we'll come and meet you. We'll do a special let where we come and meet you. Yeah. But don't be a weirdo. How do they know that? By the way, can I just say, we use the word weirdo and the term weirdo. Yeah. Sometimes weir-hows are the greatest people you ever get to meet.

I mean mentalist. Yeah, like, don't be a pervert. Yeah, don't be a pervert or a nonce or whatever. Fucking hell. Well, actually, it doesn't matter if you were... It'd be awful if we travel all the way out to fucking... Very. We'd travel out to Marbeyer to meet a paedophile.

I mean... It's terrible. If you are a nonce... The fucking... They've been under fucking surveillance as we land, they're arrested. If you are an nonce... Inevertly turns to... That is inviting us over because you want to feel us up.

I've got some good news. You're probably not a nuns. Ket to catch a predator. That's knocking on the door. Who are you getting to meet? Yeah, I like me. You've been texting to middle age, yeah. Podcasts, haven't you a dirty fuck?

You get him a little slack. Yeah. We're going to let you tell your wife. Do you want us to come in and talk to your wife? No, no, no, because I'm going to lose my job. No. No, fucking. What's going on?

Nothing. Nothing, Sarah. Just stay back there. Stay back there. Please don't. Please don't say anything to her. Please. You're a pair of this, aren't you?

No, no. No. I just, I just really like them. E-mailing your concerns and your worries. No, but I did have worries. I was just, I was just a massive wolf and al-fan. You can't. You're going to lose your job in insurance now, me.

No. No. Rob Beckett in mind. I sucked him off. Um. That idea. Fucking Rob Beckett. The guy has a peanut phone.

And fucking millennium so I can get sucked off in an alley afterwards. All right, yeah, no, fuck it. Nah, fuck it's Marl Bayer, isn't it? Fuck it out, yeah. Well, guys on tour, stays on tour. Okay, in all seriousness, yeah, get in touch. All Fair Pod at your website. European cities come in.

Somewhere lovely, you know, Malta, maybe, Maltese. Yeah, Malta's good. It's great place. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah, cool. Yeah, all right, it's done. Okay, it's not done.

somebody needs to get in touch. Okay, do you want to do the next one? Hi, Wolfenau. Big fan of the show and you guys. Not sure if you're aware of the master's dinner tradition where the previous champion hosts a dinner at the tournament and chooses a menu. My question to you guys, if you were to host a dinner,

what five people dead or alive would you invite? Oh, God, this is quite difficult. And two, would you serve for starter, main and dessert? Beverage also. Let's assume that you will be cooked for you. Thanks, guys. I look forward to hearing your answer. Signing out the starving squid.

This is a good way of ripping off the off-menu podcast without really looking like we are. They don't do guests, don't they? No, they don't do guests? They do start a main in there. Again, this is another good idea for another podcast. Pop-in'oms or bread! They do that as well.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I said bread and I'd still regret it. Yeah. Okay, should we do... Did you have a thing on there with everything you had was fried food? Yeah. Yeah. It was accidental. Yeah, yeah.

Okay. Okay. Should we go per... So it's five people. Paul. You say one, I say one. Okay. We're not including each other in this, so we?

So we're hosting together. Yeah, we're hosting together. Oh, so we have five people together? Yeah. Okay. Oh, do you want to do five each? I think five each we'd be all day. It's ten people.

Yeah, yeah. No, you're right. One of one. Quick mouse. Yeah. Okay, so should we do five between us? I love it. Yeah, five between us.

But then one of us gets an extra person. Yeah, fine. You can have the extra person. Well, let's just say Santa Claus. That's the extra person. Okay. What? Okay.

Santa Claus is... I did not expect that. I did not expect that. So we get two each and Santa Claus is definitely there. He's first. He's your first. Oh wow. That's tricky.

I'm trying to think... Dead or alive? You're dead or alive. I'm trying to think of someone who's really going to get the tone and the vibe of the evening. You know what it seems like I've got to laugh. I met Rita Rora. Like she sings. Yeah.

There's a bit of a laugh. Yeah. I've got nothing against Rita or her. I just was not expecting. that name to come out your mouth. I wouldn't have expected that name to come out your mouth if we're inviting only pop stars his name begins with R. Yeah, I'm not going to go back on it because I've written the invo. As soon as you say, you've written the invite.

You can't go back on it. All right. So far, we've got Santa Claus, Rita Rora. I'm going to go Tieri-on-Rue. Oh, wow. Just because, you know. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Also, by the way. Massive Rita-ora found. Yeah, but two really cool, hot people. Oh, Santa Claus and Tyrion, right. No, that's, yeah. Yeah. So now, you know, Santa Claus is at one head.

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Rita Orr is great for an anecdote and a song. All of Santa's anecdotes are going to be fairly similar, though, aren't they? No, they won't. We hardly know anything about him apart from fucking... Oh, come on. We don't know hardly anything about what he does for the rest of the year. Yeah, we do.

One night of the year he's delivering presents, the rest of the night he's fucking as many elves as he possibly can. Did I tell you the time that I'd for four hours to sleep with Bonnie Blue? I saw those big black wellet and boots. They didn't realize that it was the real centre. I told them I was some Debenhams. I said I was a gardener from Milton Keynes.

I gave it to a good. I was going to be so gross then if I won't. I think that ship sailed. Santa's fucking Bonnie Blue. I think he kind of needs someone sort of learned it. Steve Hawkins? Yeah, I don't know. I've never heard him say, call me Steve.

You got a meet. You got a meet him. Riteau, have you met a really clever mate of mine. Steve? Steve. Steve, fucking Steve Hawkins. Terry, Ria, have you met Steve? Go on.

Oh, gosh. For my final one, I'd probably say Richard Pryor. Oh, wow. Greatest to ever do it. Oh, by the way, yeah. By the way, what? Oh, the rest of the party. Yeah.

Yeah. Everyone else is obsolete now He's the greatest show person But that's a good combination, isn't it? It's a great combination, yeah, but it's also... Siri Henri, Richard Pryor, Scytecala. By the way, you've just made me... We're the waiters.

Steve Hawkins. We've just become the waiters for the evening. I know. We are the least entertaining. But that was always going to happen. Yeah. I can imagine, like Richard Pryor's cracking a joke. Everyone's like the Rita bursts into song.

Tieri says something cool and sexy and just some kick-ups with a chicken bowl. Yeah. Just people telling Santa to shut the fuck up. There we get it. You couldn't get down the chimney. Yeah, it's a really busy night. Yes, use magic.

Okay, start a main in dessert. It's going to be slightly tricky. Well, yeah, but you know what we should do? Because I'm plant-based in your heart. Yeah, I think we have a plant-by-heats option. Okay. So start a, I'm going to go, I think a nice soup, like a nice minestroney soup. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah, good. I'm going to go a little mini soft shell jackfruit tacos. What's wrong with that? No, no, no, it's actually to be found a bit. Sorry, I'm not getting my eyes rolled out by somebody who said minestronee soup. That's to be hines. Okay, what you did for main?

Main court. It's hard because there's a side of me, like a big spaghetti bowl and ayes because I know that everyone would like, like that. would be quite kind of nice. But then there's a pot also, I know that like, someone like, Minestroneous soup and then spaghetti bolognese. What the fucking hell's going on? With garlic bread. No, a nice big lasagna, actually.

Okay, fine. A nice lasagna. Yeah, deep dish lasagna. I do one of those for main, like a veg, you know, the dali's where they've got the little silver dishes of each, like little. Oh, wow. Yeah, they're amazing. Yeah.

Weirdly, I'm eating everything off your menu. dessert I would do floating island where you've got the meringue for the floating custard yeah a meringue and custard

yeah like the Italian meringue custard is beautiful I think the best dessert ever that's the best as ever I'll probably go for a vegan tiramisu okay good

so there you go and then beverages oh you neither versus drinking wise apple tizer Pepsi probably for me Yeah, Pepsi Max.

Coke Xero. Not Coke Zero, Pepsi Max. Why not Coke Zero? Just Pepsi Max is better. I think it depends on your mood. Just Pepsi Max is better. I know that for a fact that Steve prefers Coke Zero. You'd probably had to have something alcoholic, so I probably would just sort of have, like, I'd probably ask David Beckham for some of his sort of.

Do you know what we get? I'll tell you what we could get, a little margarita. Yeah, that'd be nice. A little margarita trolley. Yeah. Yeah, that'd be nice. Yeah, yeah. And then we could, we could invent some drinks for each guest.

The Margarita Orad, I think. Oh, wow. Okay, okay, yeah. I forgot you left puns. Yeah. Who did you get to DJ? Jaguar's skills. Oh, well.

Martin Too Smooth. Yeah. Yoder. Rod Percy would be great. Rob Percy would be great. I'd love Rob. I think, actually, you know what? I'd probably almost say,

what Percy may be in Santa Claus would be the way. I would say, of the full, Rob Percy is the only one that you could book. what Percy and Santa Claus together would be such a dream like Good afternoon Is it you or man? Good afternoon shaggers I love Stan

By the way why does that become a thing? I don't know I love Stan up and I've noticed First of all can I just say from Good Afternoon Shaggers Yeah It's a bit of a red flag for me For the rest of it I love, I love stand up and have noticed many acts

Including yourselves on a Siney Live Introduced yourselves before going on stage Did you put your hands together one from the stage We're just wondering why that's the case It doesn't feel weird announcing ourselves in the third person and then walking out on stage. Cheers, your girthy pal in body mass and not intogicize.

That's batty's infinitely below average in many ways. Tom. So why have you emailed it? Okay, first thing, this person wants to be a stand-up, don't they? Yeah, of course, of course they do. They've opened with a joke,

close with a joke. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why do we do that? I mean, you're very good at it because you've got that trailer voice. Yeah, I did Rob Beckett's. You did do Rob Becket's. And you did mine.

And yours, yeah. I did yours, and roll buckets. Yeah. I quite enjoy it. I think for me, anyway, it feels like you're setting a mood

before you go on. Yeah. And you can, yeah, you can have some fun with it. It's something else here now. Something new. From exclusively on Paramount Plus, it's the series

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Saving those children is how we all go home. From Binge All Episodes exclusively on Paramount Plus. I know it's weird, but I, like, so you're not going to have somebody that's going to come around with you to just do the announcement bit. And Gratz, who's both our tour managers, both of our tour manager, is not going to do it. No. So you're doing it. it's basically what you don't want is a recording because I think they know it's a recording.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so you want to just go, you know, good evening, good evening Northampton, are you ready for a show, whatever? And then you can, and then that's your first opportunity to get them geared up, right? Because, you know,

you always have that stereotypical thing of like, I can, hey, you, are you ready for a good time? You know, whatever. And then that's your first interaction with them. So I think that's, it's a good opportunity to get them right up a bit. I mean, for me, now Martin Too Smooth does it, he introduces me on.

Yeah, but he's so cool. And he's crazy. Yeah. Like, it's too much. Can I say so? Martin Too Smooth is like, yeah. Are you fucking ready?

Are you ready? He's literally so, by the side of stage. Get your dicks in the air. Get your tits out. It's Ramesh, Rang, Nathan. You don't know, I mean, it's too much. I remember actually one of my happiest memories is with watching you a stally with my tits and my dick out.

Just waiting for you to come on the stage. But, um, I sometimes, It's better if you don't laugh as you're doing it, just so, you know. This is the difference between me and you. I don't have that ability. And I know myself that it must wind people up. It doesn't wind up.

No, no, no, but it winds people up, I think. If I think of something funny. Yeah, I know, you get really excited. Yeah, but it makes me not, because in a moment. You start laughing before you've even said that. That's why I'd be awful on that laugh on laugh, last one laughing. Yeah. Because even if you, I laugh at people because I find people funny, right?

Yeah. I love. That's not a quirk exclusively. No, no, no, but also laugh at things that I'm thinking. of like yeah I'm a laughing sort of chap yeah I will say that sometimes I realize that the bigness that I do state is like intros on to for people onto stage is sometimes off-putting for the person who's growing I just had a guy who's brilliant um Lamar Jermaine coming up and great comedian brilliant up and coming what brilliant and I was introducing him onto stage

and it's I've done it with when I've introduced you onto stage I go so big I then realize actually it must be a will juxt position when you come on and it's like Oh shit. It's such a ridiculously sized. But that's funny though, the mismatchen energy. Yeah. Yeah.

Anyway, hope that answers your question, Shagga. Thank you so much sending those emails in. If you want to get in touch, you can email wolfoutepardt at gmail.com. You're an accountant

who's just had a couple of beers with some builders that do work at his house. We will see you next time. Bye-bye.