Wolf and Owl - S2 Ep 67: Our Best Bonus Show Ever
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We could barely call it a bonus as what we've delivered earlier this week was,
well, it was interesting.
We know because we, yeah, go on.
You know what we've got to do here, right?
We've got to come at this, yeah, we've got to come at this like a boxer
who's lost the first five rounds.
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And we've got to come at it hard and we've got to come at it like. We who's lost the first five rounds. Okay, fine, fine. And we've got to come at it hard.
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We've got to save people's weeks, haven't we?
Yeah, this is Friday now.
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Let's go at this.
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Listen, I hope you've had a great week.
Do you know what?
In fact, let's change up our whole dynamic, all right?
Because maybe part of the reason...
I mean, don't get me wrong.
The main reason was my internet issues.
But part...
And also the fact it's so early in the morning.
I don't know why we choose to do these then,
but we're only recording an hour a week.
We still managed to struggle to find an hour
that we're both free.
Okay.
What we've got to do is we're going to totally
change up our outlook, all right?
On that last episode, we were negative.
We're constantly negging ourselves.
This one, we're going to go in positive.
All right?
So I'm going to start this.
Positive beat this.
Yeah, I'll hit it.
Okay.
Welcome to the Wolf and Owl.
Oh my God. Positive feet this. Yo, hit it. Okay, look. Okay. Welcome to the Wolf and Owl. Oh, my God.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
The best podcast in the country is giving you two episodes this week.
Wow.
Wow, that's big.
Holy fucking shit.
Yo, I'm going to actually shout you out, listener,
because you can just now just chill out,
put this week in your holster and say the gunslinger is down.
Let's just listen and enjoy.
Does it matter that that analogy doesn't work?
No, that's the kind of shit you can expect on the Wolf et Owl.
We are bringing it this week.
And I'm absolutely buzzing because Tom and I,
we just riff this stuff and it's always gold.
All gold, all killer, no filler.
And I'm buzzing to deliver some more of that sweet, sweet gold, all killer, no filler.
And I'm buzzing to deliver some more of that sweet, sweet gold next to your ears right now.
Yo, it's Friday.
Get your fish and chips and sizzle up your vegan mints
because this place is about to explode.
We're doing emails today.
And as you know, our advice is always well-informed
as well as being funny,
which is a difficult line to walk.
But we manage it each time every time so let's see
what our first email is thank you so much to you for sending in these emails uh and it doesn't
your idea of positive
isn't positivity
it's just talking really loudly
and not breathing
it's just being sort of
an annoying obnoxious prick
this is why I normally say negative
but listen
we're not going to let us hold that
no shit
no no no no
I'm saying I quite like it
but it is
but I don't know
if you can do this
for half an hour
without dying
because you're literally not taking a breath.
This email, oh no.
I love the idea of you just in the corner
with a boxer
trying to build his spirits up
and him going,
all right, mate,
just fucking slow down
and stop shouting.
Actually, do you know what you can do for me now
for my morale
please just stop
I just would love a few seconds without your voice in them
please
you're actually making me want to go and get knocked out
so I don't have to hear you anymore
okay this is from the ginger dog
and the ginger dog says
alright wolf for now hey ginger dog for two people so charismatic as your fine selves Okay, this is from The Ginger Dog. And The Ginger Dog says,
All right, Wolf and Al.
Hey, Ginger Dog.
For two people so charismatic as you find yourselves,
I've never listened to a podcast with more dead ad reads.
Oh, wow.
Jeez.
The seven-up read is the peak,
with Tom recording his lines in what sounds like a bathroom using a laptop mic being the cherry on top.
The read is so bad
I'm surprised
I didn't get a call
from Seven
off asking for
another take
well
I wish I could let you
behind the curtain
on that one
you two are great
your emotionally
vulnerable open dialogue
is a perfect antidote
to the plague
that is the Andrew Tate's
of this world
you do you
unless it says
ad reads
Tom there's no question there that's the end of the email oh wow yeah that
feels like quite a sort of yeah yeah thanks ginger dog but it does feel like sort of slightly
did you say ginger knob no ginger dog okay thank you but yeah that feels like kind of sort of like
is that that's like old school negging in a way isn't
it it's like saying something sort of quite sort of negative but then sort of saying something
positive which i was yeah and it's worked because we've selected the email so yeah it's worked yeah
and it's completely crushed my confidence um the uh the seven up um advert was essentially
i was told after the seven up advert if I didn't get my shit together
with the adverts and my sounding recordings
that that would be the last
advert we were allowed to do on this podcast
because the advertising
streams were getting so
frustrated so I think the later ones have
been a bit better
also I try
in keeping with Romesh's
vibe I have to try to play them down because otherwise I sound Yes, they have, yeah. Also, I try, in keeping with Romesh's vibe,
I have to try to play them down,
because otherwise I sound very sarcastic if I'm sounding...
Because I lost the job.
I think I've talked about this before.
I lost the job at Burger King as being the voice of Burger King.
For being too overenthusiastic.
Yeah.
So I'm trying to play it cool now with different advertisements.
So, yeah.
But also, thank you very much for your kind words
regarding not being like Andrew Tate,
because, yeah, that's a nice thing to hear.
Thank you so much for your email, Ginger Dog.
No, being honest with you,
maybe we've gone too far,
because the thing is,
our instinct is to not go too addy with
the adverts because we don't want to sound like trying to make them sound more like a conversation
but actually yeah but it turns out they're well i mean i'll quote directly dead ad reads yeah
yeah the ginger dog saying so um look it was a nice positive couple of minutes wasn't it but
then we've got into the first email and it's it's been an absolute bollock punch do you think for the next advertised for the next advertisements
um jesus christ i was struggling to say the word um we we should really go for them a little bit
yeah i think so do you know what ginger dog we're going to take your feedback on board
yeah i think it's good i think it's good i think you know what it's good to get constructive
criticism isn't it
yeah in keeping
with the podcast
and the new positive vibe
let's take this
as constructive criticism
and say
yo
we're going to do better
and we're going to do it
for you ginger dog
the next advertisement
advertisements
the next advertisements
will be real
they'll have some sass
they'll have some ping
so yeah
any advertisers
who want to get
in touch
and sort of see
Wolf and Owl
0.20
really,
really pushing the adverts.
Shout out.
I'd like to go
2.0
rather than 0.20.
It feels like
that's a step back.
Yeah,
but what I'm saying
is I don't think
we should push ourselves
too far.
No,
you're absolutely right.
Let's not actually
read the paid ads in a way that
shows enthusiasm just yet.
We need to walk before we can run.
Exactly. You're absolutely right.
What did you just call me? My D? My darling.
Yeah, that's not what people
will assume from that abbreviation.
What do you think that'll mean?
What do you think people talk about when they say my D?
Sorry, the other day, that guy who drove past,
was he asking me to suck his darling?
No one shouts suck my D, do they?
I don't like the way that D, by the way, has been used for that.
Do you not?
No, no, no, no, no.
I think it's grim.
Okay, next email.
This is from Gary the Yeti Crab.
I love it.
Hi, Swan, Cat, Wolf and Owl.
I'm a similar age to you guys and have huge insecurities.
I've been single for 15 of the last 20 years.
There have been times in my life where I've been envious of other men,
more promiscuous and more sexually active than me.
I can't believe I've emailed this in myself.
This is fucking mental. i've totally forgotten uh and wondered what i'm doing wrong thinking i must be
a loser i always hated men like this but the reasons for my hate have changed over time i
missed out on relationships with women to other men like this but i think deep down i always
knowing they were controlling unpleasant characters in fact i was told by an ex that left me for one
that i love a bad boy i could never understand how being nice and respectful
was a worse prospect than what I had to offer.
I've always personally tried to respect the right boundaries
and be a gentleman, holding the values my parents taught me
and doing the right thing.
Maybe I've been too gentle.
I can't imagine treating another human being
in the way I've heard these guys do.
Maybe it isn't all true and all bravado,
but the fact that they think this is something to brag about
is disgusting to me.
I worry that even though my instincts and sensibilities
are to do the right things,
I've grown up and lived in a world that encourages misogyny
and that's the last thing I want to be.
I'm single now and I wonder how I can put across to women that I meet
that I want to do the right thing and be a good person.
But I'm scared of coming across the wrong way like a creepy old dude.
There are so many dickheads out there, I don't think I'm one of them,
but how do I impart this without being weird?
Any advice or thoughts, Gary the Yeti Crab?
Yo, Gary the Yeti Crab, my guy, gee.
Number one, I think, yeah, I think that certainly for most of my young years,
I felt that feeling that, yeah, the sort of bad boy and sort of guys
with sort of this sort of negative sort of,
or, you know, this sort of geezer like attitude would quite often feel like they won the day.
I think it's a really easy thing to sort of fall into a place where you think that maybe you've got to be a little bit like that
and be a little bit more sort of aggressive in your nature or just sort of try to sort of, you know,
there was a time I remember where people started, you know,
reading, you know, is it The Game, the book,
and people started, you know, joking about the last thing,
remember that sort of nigger style
or starting to sort of just not have the sort of polite nature
of actually sort of when you're talking to someone,
just being friendly and just being yourself and just trying to sort of be decent i think people sort
of fell into a trap of thinking that they had to be assertive and they had to sort of create almost
this sort of cloak of faux confidence that would mean that they they couldn't be hurt or they
couldn't be not my my dealing and knowing a lot of those sort of men
is actually that they're a lot of the time
a lot more vulnerable than any of us
and a lot more sort of unsure.
And, you know, they put a lot of that act on.
Or it comes from a totally fucking dark place,
which let's not get into now.
Because I think, you know,
we've got a lot of talk about that this week.
But I think the truth of
the matter when it comes to you and let's make this about yourself is that you you know you're
clearly a good person who's worried about you know settling down worried about me and someone
and i sort of think when it comes to that and i and i i can you know uh I can, I can, what's the fucking word?
So early in the morning.
Relate.
Relate, yes, thank you, thank you, I can relate to that, my friend.
And certainly feel for a long time that, yeah, I felt like that guy.
So I think it's probably, and I think we've sort of probably given this advice,
but I think it's probably going and doing stuff like you know a club or going to places where you think where you have an interest and you might there hopefully
meet someone who's got similar interests similar values to yourself i've never done online online
dating and not i think anything's wrong with it but i met katherine through a different way but i
think even when even going through that and sort of just setting yourself up and i think the idea that you've got
to become something you're not and become more misogynistic or more aggressive in your nature
is certainly not something that you should even consider i think keep doing who you are keep being
who you are i think you sound like a thoroughly decent chap and I think have a bit more confidence without it
sort of falling into arrogance that you are a good person and you deserve to be happy and keep doing
you because there's not enough blokes out there who are like that who believe that actually sort
of just being decent and just being nice is enough and and it is. So keep on keeping on, brother.
Gary the Yeti Crab, I would echo Tom's sentiments.
What I would say is there's a slight caveat to this, right?
And I don't want this to sound harsh, but, like, first of all,
what I would say is that, yes, it is right to be not misogynistic and it is right to be a nice guy
and it is uh it is frustrating I guess when some blokes end up with people and they behave like
that the one mistake that you can make is thinking that if you're not misogynistic or if you're not
a nasty person you try and be a nice
guy that makes you kind of special and that you should you you deserve somebody like that is how
you're supposed to be you're supposed to not be misogynistic you're supposed to be a nice guy you
know that is sort of the bare minimum i don't mean that in a harsh way but what i mean is like
sometimes you can fall into this trap of going i'm a nice guy this is an outrage you know I can't believe that that people don't want to be with me even
though I'm not a misogynist and you're not supposed to be a misogynist you know that that is a negative
thing to be misogynist you're not supposed to be that it doesn't make you special if you're not and
I don't mean that in a harsh way I just mean that you can run the risk of becoming angry
that you've not managed to find somebody
because you think you're a nice guy and you deserve somebody.
And that is almost, that is also bad.
So I guess what I'm saying to you is,
yes, it's really great that you are this person
and you do sound like a nice guy.
And you just got to be patient, man.
Somebody that likes those qualities and likes how you are,
you'll find that person and it'll be all good.
But what you don't want to do and what I'm slightly nervous about is like,
you know, for example, maybe I've been too gentle, question mark,
is a question for me that I find worrying.
I think that, you know, what you don't want to do
and what I'm nervous that is going to happen for
you is that you're going to start to become slightly bitter about your situation and that
will lead to you being less of a gentleman than you have been so I guess what I'm saying to you
is well done for being who you are cling on to that and please please do not start getting resentful
about the fact that you've you know that you've been single for so long
because somebody that likes you will come along.
You need to trust in that
and not start getting kind of,
it's easy becoming bittered about that
and I'd hate that to happen for you.
Good luck to you, Gary the Yeti Crab.
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Oh, I referred to this on the last episode, actually.
Should we do two more?
Yeah, let's do two more, my G.
Because actually it turns out I've overrun massively
and I've got to go to League of Their Own.
Okay.
This is from...
But this is going great.
This is going really great.
It's really good.
The energy, yeah.
Yeah, it's been one of our best episodes.
This is...
Right, go on. Right, go on.
Right, go on.
Big shout out...
Oh, here we go.
Big shout out to Tom from The Quiet Raccoon and Dancing Unicorn.
Currently in the interval at your Cambridge gig.
Just wanted to give a shout out to how you've handled your shit.
Microphone issues and stuck on a leash.
Absolute legend owning it. Class night, you. Cheers you cheers bud would have hated to be the tech guys at the
interval keep on smashing it now we made reference to this tom yeah yeah we did what do they i know
you had microphone issues what's stuck on a leash is that because no because this is what happens
right okay so your brother supported me on quite a lot of my dates on the tour so your brother's
on stage right can i disclose he's your brother is you okay well i think normally you ask for permission to disclose
before you deliver i can start again but genuinely is he no it's fine i mean we talked about in the
previous episode didn't we you talked about him wanting a hotel room so or it would have been nice
to get permission for disclosure then but go dinesh is supporting me and he's been brilliant and so at Cambridge on Saturday night I was listening to his set and I'm walking through my set and
going through what I'm going to say and listening to Chaplin and all of a sudden you don't have to
say that he doesn't listen to this um all of a sudden he he sort of goes quiet on stage and then
he's he's sort of talking almost to an audience member and i was like has he been someone heckling him is he being heckled is you know and they were like i know his mics
failed his mics failed i was like okay somebody backstage told you someone backstage yeah
so i was like okay cool and they're like you know so they pass him another mic and he finishes his
set gives me the mic i go out and then that mic after about five minutes fails and
then so then i'm on the emergency lead mic then that fails and then they have to give me the
announcement so three mics are failed now yeah and then they have to give me the announcement mic
which is on the shortest lead you've ever seen and i'm on this massive stage yeah so i can
only use about a third of the stage um right i might you know i'm quite physical in my act and
i'm like this is kind
of restricting in many ways the lee evans of our generation aren't you well that's a very yeah it's
a mad thing to say but anyhow um yeah yeah you're such a cheeky
but yeah anyway i'm then like all right i'm a bit restricted here.
But what I found insane was at the interval,
I sort of made a joke of it, and if I'm honest with you,
I think it sort of added to the show, and it meant, you know,
it was just, there's nothing anyone can do about it.
No one's done it on purpose, I hope.
Anyway, when I came off,
what you realise is how many, you know,
they genuinely, the backstage crew thought that I was going to have an absolute fit
because they were like,
and I was like,
there's nothing anyone can do about it.
I'd be more worried if the show was shit,
everyone's laughing and we're having a joke there
with the audience.
But then it sort of comes to pass
that quite a few people would have even walked
off stage and just left the game anyway not i don't know i i wasn't annoyed by it there's nothing
anyone could do about it worse things happen at sea that's why i saw it do you mean um and and
just so we know before you carry on with this is this what flow is this how flow told you to report
what happened you know flow gave me quite an intense sort of like way of dealing with this
because you obviously i know this I imagine what actually happened
is you fucking threw a mic at somebody's head
volunteer was left
unconscious
Flo phoned you immediately after and said
we've got to do a mop up on this
yeah we're going to do a phone email
from audience members who have enjoyed the show
and you just basically say that you were fine with it
but if I'm honest
it genuinely added you know what it's like it added to the show and then you just basically say that you were fine with it. But if I'm honest, it genuinely added,
you know what it's like,
it added to the show, I thought.
It added to the material.
It got everyone laughing together.
It made it quite a fun experience.
I wasn't, yeah,
it wasn't something that annoyed me.
I found it quite...
I had a thing where,
I've probably talked about this before,
JT, please check if I have.
I did a TV stand-up set
and midway
through the set I've got to be sort of quite vague partway through the set uh some girls
started screaming right like really screaming and uh I stopped I had to stop initially I was
trying to ignore it because it's for a record so I was just trying to work my way through it and
then it became too disruptive so I stopped and I said what's going on anyway it turns out a mouse
had um ran across their feet and created obviously like that everyone started kicking off not kicking
off but like you know it caused a reaction as it would do you know i would literally jump off the
balcony if a mouse uh ran across my feet and and then i started riffing about the the map
the mouse and like how it was ruining my big break and stuff like that and it like it really went
well and then i walked off the stage and uh the execs and the like the team and everybody going
that was so cool that's going to be such a moment in the show anyway the theater said that they
didn't want people to know that a mouse had been let loose in the theatre and so they said none of that could be used
I mean a mouse like it's a lion
I know
a mouse has been let loose
like it's the beginning
of the shittest action movie ever
what are you talking about a mouse has been
let loose in a theatre
this snakes on a plane sequel is
fucking dreadful
they've really gone low stakes on it.
There's a mouse loose in the Apollo Theater.
I'm tired of this motherfucking mouse in this motherfucking theater.
Scott Johansson as the mouse.
What do you want?
I want people to realize that mice are fun.
We might have to cancel the musical.
No way.
Mouse in a theater.
Hugh Jackman is Elliot Broadstock.
Oh, my God.
You thought of the name so late.
Anyway, long and the short of that is
they had to cut all of that out
and they just showed this sort of disjointed set
with the mouth stuff taken out.
It'd be great with mouth stuff.
I think it's a fun thing when stuff like that happens.
You've got to roll with it, man.
I'd sooner that than the aforementioned episode
have people chatting.
I could deal with the mic, it's fine.
Yeah.
Okay, should we do one more?
Let's do it, my baby.
Oh, this is about...
Okay, so we've done one about you.
This is one about me now.
Oh, yes.
Hi, Wolf, Owl and Swan.
It's the energetic Labrador here.
Just wanted to drop you a quick email.
The day after me and my family went to watch
League of Their Own recording in London.
The show was hilarious as always,
and I cried with excitement when seeing Romesh in the flesh,
which is extremely embarrassing.
Romesh, this is actually slightly embarrassing.
They've been quite nice about me.
Romesh, you radiated such an...
You sounded like the bad guy for the theatre film then.
It's just slightly embarrassing.
They're being very nice.
I screamed with excitement
when I saw Romesh in the flesh.
Romesh, you radiated such a nice energy
and gave everyone so much time.
We did notice, however,
you put yourself down lots
when fluffing lines
or skipping too far ahead.
You did a great job.
I just wanted to let you know
your self-doubt was misplaced massively.
Your energy throughout the show
was impressive considering the long record
along with the other panel.
No question here.
I'd just like to appreciate this being passed on to Romesh
so he realises that he did really well.
P.S. I'm off to uni next week
and listening to The Wolf and I
is such a comfort blanket
that me and my mum swap notes about.
Please never stop, you sweet, sweet souls.
Now, Tom,
you were at a League of Their Own record the other day.
Yeah, yeah.
Did you think
that was
I mean
I fuck up
some of the reads
on every episode
did you notice me
being particularly
negative about that
no
yeah
I think you're
yeah that is your way
I will say this actually
right
I've been a fan
of your work
I've worked
done a lot of work
with you
I genuinely thought
and I said this to you
I thought you were
incredible like holding that because it's quite difficult at the moment because there's a whole you've got a new panel there right I've worked, done a lot of work with you. I genuinely thought, and I said this to you, I thought you were incredible,
like holding that,
because it's quite difficult at the moment,
because there's a whole new,
you've got a new panel there,
right?
There's a new panel of people,
who are all brilliant,
and it's a great,
but it's quite a difficult thing,
because there's new energies on that show.
There's new,
people are coming out from a different place,
than you've been used to.
So as a host,
it's quite,
everyone's trying to get their voice heard. There's a lot of and i actually like i at one point took myself out of the situation of being on the panel um hence i didn't say anything for about 25 minutes um which will be cut around
i hope um but just watched in awe actually of you how you dealt with dealt with it and and
how just how brilliant you are at doing that job.
I think you're really, really incredible.
And I think it was, I think, not because the show is legal,
it's a brilliant show and it's a staple of a lot of people's week
and it's, you know, great guests.
But actually watching you host it and keep it all together
and make sure it was all just seamlessly just moving on track i thought
was was was brilliant man i think you deserve a lot of credit for that it's actually quite
embarrassing quite a lot of nice things being said about me here that's a bit awkward you've
engineered that because i've texted you said that brilliant it's a bit it's a bit awkward that
uh no actually the truth is can i can i just say this to reassure the energetic labrador that's
emailed that in that is just for better or worse that is just how i talk to myself it's not i'm not
i wouldn't have even been particularly upset but if i screw something up i do tend to go
romesh you're a fucking idiot you've got to do that that's just my internal monologue so um
so what can i say i wasn't really upset. It's just one of those things.
Thank you for your email.
You were very cool as well.
It's quite embarrassing all the lovely things you said about me.
I noticed you stuck that one in as the last email of the week.
It's just like throwing in the email about yourself and how cool you are.
Also, can I just say just quickly, Ramesh,
and I think this is worthy of going out,
maybe my favourite thing is when I screw something up
was maybe the most
partridge thing you've ever said in your life.
Especially how you did a little clench of your fist.
Maybe when I screw something up.
No, I didn't do that.
Maybe when I screw something up,
friend, like I screwed up the old scooter.
That's me, Romesh Hart.
Just a big old screw-up.
Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you so much for coming.
Eek, eek, eek.
And that's Mousy.
You know what to expect next week.
That's like the end of an Emory show going.
And so, yeah, you know what?
I am a screw-up.
But in many ways, aren't we all?
I've been Romesh Ranganathan.
Thank you so much.
Good night.
And the mouse just runs on stage with you after.
Oh, God.
Here he is again.
Fucking hell.
Just take him off the spotlight.
Yeah, just pick him up and put him in his little cage.
Always taking the attention, aren't you?
Okay, can we kill this one?
We're getting a new fresh one for tomorrow.
Thank you, mate.
Give him a baby bell and just stare at him across the room
knowing that he's absolutely roofed the gig.
Thank you so much
for listening
to what I
undoubtedly
is the best episode
of this that we've ever done
we
honestly
thanks for joining us
on this journey
JT
good luck with the edit
on that
what I mean by that
is normally I say that
because you know
good luck finding stuff
good luck leaving stuff out
from that one
I imagine you can just
drop that straight in that was
unadulterated gold my friend beware don't burn your fingers when you're trying to deal with this
fire yeah and if you drop anything genuinely what's annoying right is you've become really
positive i've started to fall into the trap of being you what does that mean well i've sort of
like got a bit negative and a bit like sort of undermining everything yeah i quite maybe we should maybe this should be the dynamic going
forward no no no i can't live with this dynamic i don't know how you've done it for fucking
47 years i can't believe it oh god well done and on that little last minute dig from the
i like to call the wolf uh take care of yourselves, guys. We'll see you next week.
Adios.
Bye-bye.
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