Wolf and Owl - S3 Ep 12: Friday Bonus & More Film Pitches

Episode Date: February 23, 2024

First up, some news about Rom’s unsolvable internet problems, the many varieties of fibre, Tom’s blood test, late night eating, boring sandwiches and using abacuses. Then it’s onto the main event as we read out more of our listener’s Wolf & Owl film pitches. Thank so much for your brilliant work on these - keep them coming at [e-mail] Instagram - @wolfowlpod TikTok - @wolfowlpodcast YouTube - www.youtube.com/WolfandOwlPodcast Merch & Mailing List - https://wolfandowlpod.com/ A Shiny Ranga Production For sales and sponsorship enquiries: [e-mail] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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get severed and served bring your weak shit where the wolf and owler That ain't just a mistake That's an awful howler Both of them are known To pull up at your shows Have the crowd witnessing The murder like they rolled in With a gang of crows Fuck their censorship Let them see the whole thing

They stay dressed to kill Never sheep's clothing Dark enough to turn The sun to the moon You'll see nothing All you hear is a huff A puff and a Expect killings

Red spilling And flesh ripping Impressive innit The death bringing It's head spinning Just kidding Every word in this song Is about two grown men a huff a puff and a expect killings red spilling and flesh ripping impressive in it the death bringing his head spinning just kidding every word in this song's about two grown men dressed up as a bird and a dog welcome to the wolf for now bonus bonus ting bonus bonus ting bonus ting um where's that is that jordan top you got this top. Do you like it? It's actually a present from the Swan. I like the high neck. It's pretty nice. It's got a vibe to it.

Yeah, thank you. I am having a problem that I'd like to discuss with you before we get into these emails. Oh, by the way, how is the new internet, my little friend? Oh, I'm glad you asked, Tom. It's unsolvable. What? It's unsolvable.

Are you joking? No. How long were they there for yesterday? Four hours. Really nice guy. His conclusion was... Sounds like an absolute king. Yeah, really nice guy.

Yeah. But, you know, he could only deliver the information that he could deliver, and the information he delivered to me was that this is as good as it's going to get. I mean, I'm currently running this podcast off my phone. So how? So that's it then? You can't... You're not going to be able to ever have good internet?

Well, that's what I wondered. So hold it. You've got basically... You know, you're living in a castle. But... So hold it. Was this a new... Had they had that sort of thing patched in?

Like, did you have new fibre or something put in? They can't do fibre to my house. I have to, the only way that I can sort my internet out is by getting fibre to my house. And my current internet provider is not willing to do that. So it's looking like a potential switch. I mean, do they do fibre to you? This is so boring for people that are not.

I mean, I was about to say for people that are not into this. I'm loathe to think of people that are into this. Finally, they're chatting about fibre. Mate, look, I'm no specialist with fibre. I know, number one, it can make clothes. But also, obviously, now it's mainly known as bringing you internet more than actually the makeup of clothing um when people every now and again people message me and they say is tom being for real and now i'm trying to analyze whether you think no i've been for real

because it's an interesting thing it's five right if you go back through the centuries of fiber fiber has meant a lot of different things right one, it was the mainstay of your diet. Otherwise, you wouldn't shit. Then it became the mainstay of the build-up of all makeshift clothes. I don't think we've moved away from fibre for that job, Tom. If you think that...

Yeah, but I don't think fibre is getting talked at as much as carbs, Fibre gets talked about a load. Look, just because you're fitness TikTokers that go, if you're doing your bicep curls

like this, you're a wanker. You need to do them like this. People seem to think that carbs is the answer. If you're eating your bicep curls like this you're a wanker you need to do them like this people seem to think that carbs is the answer if you're eating loads of carbs you're as worse you're as bad as a child molester all that if you're watching all those videos they're ignoring fiber is still fiber is very essential i'm just saying it's mate i'm gonna say it's a very quiet fucking component in what is the diet at the moment it It's not shouting its mouth off, right? But now fibre, which is a complete different thing,

has become what makes your internet run quickly. I know quite a lot about fibre that makes you shit. I know enough about fibre. Are you getting enough fibre, Tom? Yeah, I'm trying to. Do you know what is the most fibre? I'm trying to have a lot of fibre, but I'm trying to eat you know what is the most fibrous I'm trying to have a lot of fibre but I'm

I don't I'm trying to eat really well at the moment four days in Ireland if I'm honest with you didn't really my eating was pretty fucking

atrocious but I've yeah I'm trying now to sort of like have all of the components I actually like fibre

I love like bran flakes print fibre the one with you know little sticks that you get I can't remember what they're called now oh the all bran I actually like fibre. I love, like, bran flakes. Print fibre. The one with, you know, little sticks that you get. I can't remember what they're called now. Oh, the All Bran.

All Bran. Yeah, I can't remember what they're called. All Bran. But literally, yeah, All Bran. All Bran I like. Yeah, All Bran's nice. No, you glitch for a minute because obviously

you'd be like a fuck. I've got blood tests this morning. I'm very nervous about it. Have you had blood stuff recently? Not recently, no. But I did... Well, can I tell you a horror story? I'm not the fucking down guy to have it done.

I nearly bled out on the fucking floor or something. No, I didn't nearly bleed out on the floor. But the guy told me that my bloods indicated that I was going to suffer a premature death. What? Yeah. It says that. Are you joking?

He can't say that. That's fucking insane. Was he a doctor? Well, he was like a say that. That's fucking insane. Was he a doctor? Well, he was like a health specialist. It was in America. I mean, it was in LA. They're sort of prone to... I think we've talked about this actually before.

Every time you tell me this story, it fucking freaks me out. But what I would say to you is he was wrong. You know? And also, I don't think that's going to happen to you. That's not going to happen to you. All right? Well, I'm going to say to them...

Tom, listen. You know, and look, there's part of you that's's going to happen to you. That's not going to happen to you. All right? Well, I'm going to see you today. Tom, Tom, listen. You know, and look, there's part of you that's probably going to be thinking, I'm saying this because I'm trying to steer you away from the panic attack that I've steered you towards. But the fact of the matter is,

you look great. I mean, I saw a photo of you. I know it's not about looking great, but what I'm saying is that how you look is a direct result of your healthier lifestyle so i don't you've got anything to worry about mate do you know what i mean like well i hope so i'm i'm i worry constantly i think probably i'd say 20 of my days often thought about various

illnesses and if i only had to read about something your brother's told me about that staff thing i'd say your staff or whatever it's. That's in my head at least once a day at the moment. I've only got to have a little red blotch on my skin. I'm like, oh, for fuck's sake, it's your staff for definite. It's caused by other people's sweat. I'm like then thinking of who's sweated on me. Shaking hands with someone who's overly, gregorously sweating.

Anyhow. I can't even pick gregorously sweaty. I can't get through that. I'm having a bit of a problem where, okay, when you get back from a tour show, what do you do when you get home? I usually sort of get into bed, lay there for about two or three hours,

trying to either come down or trying to sort of work on a fake smile for the next morning. or trying to sort of put on, work on a fake smile for the next morning. Mate, I try to sort of hit a bit of CBD. I've got into this horrible habit of eating when I get in. I'm pretty sure... No, no, I never do that. Okay, I thought this was going to be one of these things

where we could empathise with each other and I'd feel better. No, I empathise with you, but I never do it, because that is, you've got to be really careful of that. Okay. Because that will come... I mean, I'm taking a lot of CBD, pretty too much, to knock myself out. But when it comes to eating,

actually, thinking about it, actually, eating is probably better than... Because sometimes I feel really hungry. I can't eat for two, three hours before I do a show no I can't either so I yesterday so

God I'm actually concerned that I'm being incredibly boring but anyway up until yesterday I've not been eating after four o'clock right I decided to change my ways

after the coconut tree incident in Cheltenham right so I've not been eating after four o'clock right and then last night I thought I keep getting home after the coconut tree incident in Cheltenham right so I've not been eating after four o'clock right and then last night I thought

I keep getting home and eating loads and loads not eating loads and loads well one a couple of nights a bit I realised that were you having like

two or three sandwiches no but I mean like a sandwich it's not good is it yeah and then so last night what are you having in the sandwich

like like a bit of salad lettuce a bit of hummus a bit of vegan mayo that sounds like a shitty old sandwich what am I supposed to fucking do bro I've not got a deli counter in my house

do you know what I mean like what do you want me to do I know but fucking if you know that you're in the fucking the mix of having a sandwich that sounds really yeah but Tom if someone gave me that sandwich

at their house I'll tell you what I'll be like oh fucking hell this is you know time of death of this friendship when this sandwich arrived. If you gave me that sandwich at your house, I think my first reaction would be,

I can't believe I've finally been allowed in. But if I gave you that sandwich at my house, I know exactly what you'd do. Oh, well, what? You just eat no falafel. But do you know, Tom, bro, this is the ongoing debate, right? Okay, imagine this, right?

I know that I'm going to, that I want decent sandwich stuff in my house, right? So I buy, I buy like jalapenos, a little bit of falafel, a little bit of this and that. Do you know what I mean? Some beautiful spinach leaves or whatever to go in it and all that shit. Now I'm facilitating my problem. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, but also, man, when you're getting in and you're having the sandwich you talked about, leaves or whatever to go in it and all that shit now i'm facilitating my problem do you mean like yeah but also man right when you're getting in you're having the sandwich you talked about

like which sounds like quite a limp effort it's a limp effort but it's what i've got in the bro i don't want to make it easier to make a sandwich i want the food to be shit at that time because i'm trying to discourage myself mate but you're yeah but you're still eating it so actually you need some more nutrients and some more goodness in it. I'd say, mate, get yourself... Mate, you know what you should do? Make a sandwich in the morning that you have when you get back. But then I'll definitely eat when I get in. I mean...

Yeah, yeah. I mean, I'll consider it wasteful to not eat it then if I do that. Well, you know what I think that's happening here, Mike, getting deep into psychoanalysis? Yeah. I think you just need something to do, and that thing that you're needing to do is actually build the sandwich. It doesn't sound like you're actually enjoying the sandwich.

No. It's not when you get billionaires who buy planes because they want to travel around the world quicker and actually realise that half the joy of a plane is being around other people. So what are you saying? I should make a sandwich and then put it in the bin? No.

You know, maybe get one of those little fidget things or, I don't know, like an abacus or something that sort of like, An abacus. You get to do it. An abacus. You know,

that's one of the things you get the fair. I want you to imagine that you haven't given me that advice and then you get me, what did you do after your tour show last night? And I said, oh, I got my abacus out

and played with that for a bit. That's the rest of the podcast, that, bro. That is, that's the next half the podcast, that, bro. That is... That's the next half an hour. I can imagine you going, Oh, give me, Lisa.

I know that you want to have a little bit of sexual interaction, but unfortunately I haven't moved all the blue beads across the bar. I've just been doing a thing where I spent the last five minutes moving the bead across for every time I cleared my throat do you know that in the last 20 minutes I cleared my throat eight times

it's surprising isn't it I might say that to our friends the next time we're at a party Lisa will be like no I know you've been clearing your throat that's what's working me up and that's why I'm down here or you know those

those electric things you get at the fair where you've got to try and get the thing across because the boys would love that as well they'd be like fucking hell this is nuts

like you know and it gives you a little electric shock if you don't get it round are you under the impression that Crawley's in the year 1850

no my kids have got my kids have got a Playstation. No, but you don't want to have Playstations at like one in the morning because that's going to trigger your brain and you're going to wake up again. You want something that's just actually sort of, you're going to focus on and

will tire you out. You know the other one? And this is a mad one, read a book. Yeah, do you know what? I think I would have thought about throwing that in as a bit of advice before the abacus and the fairground electric

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Shall we do some emails, my G? Let's do it, my brother. OK, let's have a look. So this is all... We've got a lot of film things here. Yeah, we've got a trailer one we need to make. What? The person who sent me their trailer, we need to look it up. That's pretty incredible, I think.

Yeah, yeah. You want to do that now? No, no, no, it's not doing that. I've done it a lot of times. We'll probably do it a bit on the Insta. Can I just say thank you to all of these people that have, because there's a lot of detail that's gone into this. Okay.

This is from, oh, I this. Okay. This is from... Oh, I got emotional there. This is from the all-over-the-place Ourang Utan. Oh, wow. It's quite a quick one. Ideas for a film. Spinal tap inspired. Create a fake Run the Jewels-style rap duo between you two.

The two rappers... Oh, I actually love this. I love this. This is cool. Decide to create a rap group after failing to make it in the music industry solo. Maybe The Wolf F fails as a UK rap game style show

in an embarrassing way or a piece of the Brighton Stone Beach falls out of his arse mid-show the owl gets wriggly booed while trying to busk

which makes slowly makes him hate everyone so what you're like an indie kid no it's not nowhere here does it say

I'm an indie kid no you sound like that. How is that your interpretation? Oh, yeah, from yours, you're a shame nonce. Go on, Mikey. The wolf finds the owl on the street and says oh my god

you're the best rapper in the whole world and the nicest sweet sweet soul I've ever seen they start to make comedy rap music using their own

experiences as fuel get a record deal however the corrupt record label take them for a ride I like this all over the place of Rangertown

I love it I love it I think it's a really good idea I think we should pitch it yeah it would be quite nice to actually sort of

draft this up and just send it to a film company and go this is one of the ones we want to do I don't know if that's how film works but

yeah I don't know how much do you reckon to make that 30 mil no I think you can make that for about 500 grand

yeah but you've got to knock up all the rap videos and stuff to do all the flashbacks. Yeah, but they've got to be cheap and shit, right? Okay, that's a good point. Okay, this is from... I think this actually could be a micro-budget film we do. I think let's agree that before the meeting,

because when they go, how much money are you looking for? And I go, 30 million, you go, 30 grand. It's going to look like we don't really know what we're doing, isn't it? A little bit. Yeah, well, I think that's, yeah, fair enough. Okay, this is from The badger strangler oh my god wow Jesus hello you sweet sweet souls

as I was at my computer listening to the best podcast in the world, a shout out to Rob and Josh I'm joking I just put that in I thought to myself he's done the joke that I've just done. I've not read across. Hello, you sweet souls. As I was at my computer

and listening to the best podcast in the world, I thought to myself, turn off parenting hell. There you go. So I threw the joke in as an ad lib and he's actually put it in there. I listened to Tom and Romesh and said, I've got a couple of ideas for a film project for you two to work together on.

That is after you've gone through all the good ones and have pretty much hit rock bottom for ideas. This guy's very much on my level, which is submitting something, but feeling terrible about it. It's great. You could have written this. Genre.

Also, you hate badgers as well, don't you? I've got to be honest with you. I see in Badger Strangler there's a euphemism for wanking. Oh, really? I didn't. I just thought that's probably what... Yeah, I don't know. Well, I don't know what's worse.

Strangling a badger would be fucking hard work, by the way. They're fucking big old beasts. They're terrifying. I saw one for the first time a couple of weeks ago. Mate. And they're much bigger than I anticipated. Yeah. They're like a basic, they're just a bit smaller than an XL bully.

They're fucking big. I don't, well, okay. That's a, that's a, now we're talking, now you're really talking absolute shit. I thought I was having a real conversation there. They're not slightly smaller than an XL bully. They're fucking big, mate. I wouldn't want to fucking... Mate, you wouldn't want one sneaking into your house

and getting into bed with you. No, of course not. There's lots of things I wouldn't want sneaking into my house and getting into bed with me. It doesn't mean they're the same size as a fucking XL bully. I wouldn't want a rat creeping into bed and lying next to me. Mate, rats are fucking... They've got loads of diseases. You definitely don't want that rat creeping into bed and lying next to me mate rats are fucking they've got loads of diseases

you definitely don't want that mate oh my god okay alright fine I'd say now man of all of the woodland you do not want a fox in your house

because you won't get it out they're little fuckers alright let's make let's make this a little bit briefer as time is short what woodland creature

would you want in your house Tom er actually really probably an owl I wouldn't mind if he was going to stay around okay let's make this a little bit briefer as time is short. What woodland creature would you want in your house, Tom? Actually, really, probably an owl, I wouldn't mind if he was going to stay around. Okay. Right, if he was going to move in. That's actually not a bad answer.

But as we know, you don't let owls in your house. Okay. So, Jean-Luc Comet. Jean-Luc is back. This is called Borderline. D.I. Lance Cordell, Romesh, of Morton Fenshire Police and D.I. Lance Cordell Romesh

of Morton Fenshire Police and D.I. Darren Burnstock Tom of Little Hemsford Police what are the names were bitter rivals when a dismembered

body is discovered scattered across the county line both sent to investigate without full jurisdiction the two gather the body parts from their side

of the county line and begin their own investigation when they discover the body parts are from several different victims they're forced to work together to find a serial killer before he strikes again this is a fucking banging idea from their side of the county line and begin their own investigation. But when they discover the body parts are from several different victims,

they're forced to work together to find a serial killer before he strikes again. This is a fucking banging idea. Generally, this is actually fucking really good. These last two ideas are actually better than anything we've ever put together

in the last year. I actually am genuinely sitting here thinking, oh man, I've watched this. I mean, me and Romesh would probably be fucking written out of it. It would be David Tennant and fucking Michael Sheen. Yeah, what will happen is sitting here thinking oh man I've watched this I mean me and Romesh would probably be fucking

like written out of it it would be David Tennant and fucking yeah what will happen is it will start off and we'll start writing it and then eventually

when the backers discover that it's something that could actually happen we'll get we'll get taken out yeah and we already get created by

because the Badger Strangler has done it yeah I mean yeah that would be fucking epic created by the Badger Strangler's done it. Yeah. I mean, yeah. Yeah, maybe this is a mistake. That would be fucking epic, created by the Badger Strangler.

Yeah. I think it would be obviously one of the exceptions. This is a fucking sick idea. It's a great idea. Go on, carry on, carry on. Oh, I'd say it's difficult. No, it's good.

It's a really good idea. I was about to say it's difficult to make a comedy about two people collecting body parts from across the county line, but actually you could. Okay. He's got a second picture

this is called the haunting i can already tell you just from having a quick skim you're going to love the names in this okay uh when larry crumb romesh finds himself in a desperate financial situation his only his only option is to borrow money from unscrupulous loan sharks the rosinski brothers but without any means of paying it back, Seam realises his life expectancy could be greatly diminished. When Larry inherits his estranged family home, he thinks his troubles are over, until that is, he discovers a supernatural presence within the dwelling and selling it becomes a problem.

The Rosinski brothers' patience wears thin and Larry is brought to their warehouse and hung on a meat hook. Next to another man who could not pay, Roger Partridge, Tom, and by chance, a paranormal investigator. This is unbelievable. Larry convinces the Rosinski brothers to free them both so Roger can help him get rid of the entity and pay off both their debts.

But things take a strange twist for everyone involved. What do you think? Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't know what the twist is. Yeah, I know. My quietness should almost be like yeah wow that's fucking

I'm in the movie hmm mate they're two great I mean I think they're a great movie these are fucking really good

these are really good we've had three we're three for three I think these could all be made yeah yeah I mean the rap one I think you've got

to culminate in the rap one being yeah the police one's fucking really cool really cool yeah I like the idea of me and you playing opposing cops I've got to culminate in the rap one being yeah the police one's fucking really cool really cool yeah I like the idea of me

and you playing opposing cops I've got a fucking I've got like a leather jacket fucking white tee fucking pair of boot cuts cowboy boots yeah

do you not want to get into costume for this then you turn up and you're like in a sort of stuffy little suit your bum coming out the back of it.

I'm bleeding. Okay, this... Mate, this is a bloody bloody body here, mate. That's a frigging hand, son. Don't worry, mate. I've got you. Two men. Two men.

Seven bodies. Who is the killer? I'm going to find him no matter what I do. Don't go down there, son. I can't help it. I'm drawn to her. I quite like to make a horror film, you know. Horror film?

I really like them. Yeah, you've got a horror vibe about you. I can imagine you just sitting there watching a horror film. What is it? You're just sitting there combing Lisa's hair of sitting there watching a horror film you're just sitting there combing Lisa's hair while you're watching a horror film

well I have that is one thing I used to do a lot when I used to come back from shows I'd put on a horror film on the TV downstairs

it's always scarier yeah because it's always a bit more frightening when everyone's in bed on your own and then I'd really creep myself out

yeah you've got to be careful you've got to be careful you're really careful doing that i once played uh what's the zombie vid is it resident evil yeah that's a really good game yeah so i want to say that since that awful game that like ruined my oh my i literally threw my xbox out after that i've never played game chance well i've played madden and stuff on the ipad whatever that game was I can't remember its name it's just a smear

upon my brain Keanu Reeves one but I yeah I've had things where I've like left the controller on the floor and just gone to bed

with everything on because I couldn't I was too scared to really yeah like really creep myself out yeah but mate there's more chance

that the spirits and ghosts are going to come out of the TV if you leave it on than if you close it I know I realised that afterwards I just I'm literally playing Fast and Loose leave it on and if you close it. I know. I realised that afterwards. Literally playing fast and loose with your family's safety.

I know. I know. I know. I basically opened a portal to another world and then left it on for the night. If the police or a spiritual advisor

came round to you and was like, oh, fucking hell, what happened here? Or my husband was down there playing like a spooky game and he left the portal open.

I'd probably call the spiritual advisor first before the police before the police yeah if we were doing I could be like this renegade spiritual advisor

and you're like this sort of like policeman yeah Martin Vance why Martin what happened your name's

Martin Vance okay that's a story no yeah you're called yeah hi I'm Martin Vance I'm's a story no yeah you're called yeah hi I'm Martin Vance I'm from the police

department of ghosts and such yeah and my name is Colm McNeady good name finally you've

picked a good name for yourself it's one step below Jim McThirsty and I turn up and I'm like yo what's

happening here well you got a problem a spirit that's got out of your house you just leave me alone with all your wacky thinking you new age bastard

and I'm like you people all standing away of new new progress all scared of what's going to happen never knowing

the truth yo I'm scared of the truth. Yeah, I'd be sure to say something like that would be a scene. Yeah, okay, I've sort of got the idea of it. I wonder if there's ever a... I wonder if any of

these I'm actually calling any of these, but so far no. Okay, this is from Jordan Harry's. Oh, I was for a second thought it was going to be actual Jordan. When you say actual Jordan, do you mean Katie Price? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Okay, he's got a movie idea and a series idea. Oh, good. First series coming in. Coming in hot. Here's the movie idea. Tom is an American hotshot detective working for the NYPD. Oh, I like this. I like this. I like this.

Well, you're going to like it even more. So, Tom is an American hotshot detective working for the NYP. This is a fucking piss tape, by the way. You know, like,

you get an insight into what people's perceptions of you are. Yeah, but, I mean, yeah. You know when you just did the thing where you just went,

what's going on? Yeah. We've got some... Oh, you're scaring me with your newfangled idea. This is basically what this is like. OK. Tom is an American hotshot detective working for the NYPD. He used to gun crime, bank robberies, etc.

Ron works for a small police force in rural Wales. police force in rural Wales. It goes on. The two have a national police exchange and temporarily swap countries. Rom is sent because he's the worst copper. And Tom is sent because he hasn't been very much by the oh yeah very cool

and they think it would be good for a promotion Tom goes from back robberies to being called for herding sheep off the road and the like his digs are a B&B above a pub where he befriends

an old landlady he puts him in his place many times oh yeah I like that Rom even more down on his luck fucking hell feels like he

feels like he doesn't fit in even more in NY. Goes to a bar and falls... Oh, my God. Falls in love with a Welsh singer who's performing in that bar. Keris Matthews. The film focuses on the two finding themselves and adapting to the environment. Doesn't sound like we've got a lot of interaction in that one.

Yeah, but that's the only thing. You'd need some sort of interaction, like a big crime that goes on. Yeah. But there you go you're a cool NYPD cop who doesn't play by the rules what's the serious idea serious idea is

oh my well okay Ron plays a man who's seriously struggling with his mental health for no obvious reasons there's no obvious signs to friends or family

what the fucking hell is going on here? And who am I? So far it sounds like a documentary, but apparently it's a series. The series centres on Ron being part of a local football team who does fit in, but pushes to spend extra time with the lads

because he struggles on his own. He works from home every day. His family inadvertently make him feel like he's not good enough and every romantic relationship he tries fails due to his neediness. What romantic relationships? You've got a family at home. I'm assuming I live still with my parents, I guess. go on oh god he works from home

every day his family inadvertently make him feel like he's not good enough and every romantic relationship he tries fails due to his

neediness I think this series would be a comedy drama I think this series would be a fucking blow to my self esteem to be honest first it just feels

like a comedy at the end of the first episode we see we see Rom crying in the bath and sleeping tablets next to him

the audience think he's gonna this is quite dark, Jesus. The audience think he's going to... This is quite dark, isn't it, for a comedy? Yeah, it is quite dark. The audience think he's going to kill himself. The second episode then starts with the ambulance sirens going past his house. Back to the pitch, one of the lads has broken his leg

and Rom is also on the pitch. He didn't go through with it. Tom plays the goalie, who later on in the series picks up on the signs Rom is struggling. The comedy element comes through local Sunday League football, very relatable to a lot of people.

I mean, it started dark, but I think... There's not much about my character. Obviously, he's that really fucking cool guy who helps out fucking your character and makes him fucking better,

but, you know, that's all we can... You know, there's not a lot of... No, you're not in the first episode. Yeah,

yeah, yeah, which I'm fine with. The first episode is me trying to sort of hide from my mum and dad that I'm living with that I'm really fucking sad. It sounds actually good.

I mean, I'll probably watch that. It actually sort of sounds quite sweet in a way. Yeah, it does sound quite sweet. So it's me in tragedy and you come and save me, basically. Yeah, yeah. Have we got time for one more? Okay, well, this is very similar to the one we've heard. I don't know.

Shall I try and find a different one? Well, let's just see what you think of this, all right? Stab in the Dark. This is from Chris. Stab in the Dark, but please say below, movie synopsis. A serious attempt at my take on what could be a successful movie. Also, it would be a pleasure to co-write. The title is Rhyme Resonance or Rhyme Pursuit.

Compelling comedy drama that spans a decade, decades, decades, capturing the transformative journey of Jake and Malik, a rap duo. I think it's Malik, a rap duo determined to make their mark on the music industry. The story kicks off in their teenage years in Crawley,

where the duo armed with dreams and beats set out to conquer the local music scene. The early scenes provide a comedic backdrop as Jake and Malik navigate the challenges of teenage aspirations and the quirky nuances of the Crawley music scene. Despite facing setbacks and comical mishaps, their friendship and passion for music form the backbone of their enduring partnership.

As the years unfold, the duo's paths take unexpected turns. The comedic arc intertwines with poignant moments as they confront serious challenges in their pursuit of recognition the narrative shifts to london where jake and malik weather the storm of the music industry experiencing both trance and heartbreaks the heart of rhyme resonance lies in the duo's resilience through trials and tribulations their comedic camaraderie evolves into a deep unbreakable bond the film explores the toll of time on their dreams testing their their commitments as they navigate personal struggles and societal expectations.

In a surprising twist, the story reaches its pinnacle when in their early 40s, Jake and Malik secure a record deal that eluded them for decoids. Why do I keep saying decoids? The comedic tone matures into a triumphant crescendo as they reflect on their journey, providing that the residence of their rhyme is timeless. Rhyme residence combines laughter and tears.

Comedy and dramas create a nuanced portrayal of the pursuit of dreams. With its relatable characters, witty humour, and profound message about the enduring power of passion, the film promises to resonate with audiences and capture the attention of the film. I actually like this one. What, I've really done a sales pitch.

I did tell you. You know what I did about NWA? I've got something to add to it, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I could see any of these turning into movies. you know what I did about NWA yeah yeah I mean I could see any of these turning into movies yeah I could too hopefully all of them will this is a franchise

I generally think there's at least two or three that I'd actually I do think the cop one with the body parts is very interesting yeah I do too I think if we do do it we'll have to get those people in as creative consultants or co-writers or yeah like a little writer's room that we do yeah i think that'd be a good idea um imagine if this turned into a movie

you've got a go now haven't you my blood's done sorry uh listen tom good luck my brother love you bro uh and actually everyone uh well yeah we'll we'll pick this up uh for wednesday next week listen Tom good luck my brother love you bro you're going to be great everyone well yeah we'll pick this up for Wednesday next week love you G what's going on what's going on

I don't know I'm also really morose talking about going to a doctor's listen Tom you got this okay you're going to be great I love you

love you you're going to be fantastic text me afterwards guys thank you so much for listening to the bonus episode Tom's a bit worried about his blood but, but he's going to be fine. Please could you... Well, actually, you're not going to hear this before the thing,

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