Wolf and Owl - S3 Ep 19: A Broken Toe & Lost Passports

Episode Date: April 10, 2024

We’re talking… technical tantrums, Tom’s broken toe, breakfast cereal treats, McDonalds birthday parties, hot sauce connoisseurs, missing packages, the problems with using Kevin Costner name as an alias, Rom’s missing passport mystery, the Arsenal title race, running injuries, training inspiration, wearing lycra and some recent TV highlights. Plus, the first of our listener theme tune raps. For questions or comments, please email us at [e-mail] - we’d love to hear from you. Instagram - @wolfowlpod TikTok - @wolfowlpodcast YouTube - www.youtube.com/WolfandOwlPodcast Merch & Mailing List - https://wolfandowlpod.com/ A Shiny Ranga Production For sales and sponsorship enquiries: [e-mail] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Just kidding, every word in this song's about two grown men Dressed up as a bird and a dog Welcome to the Wolf and I podcast. First of all, apologies for my sound, my mic's broken. And also I might sound quite stressed out. We couldn't get this thing to work for the last few minutes. It was quite stressful. On your part, you were really-

Well, what I would say Tom- You were having a little tits, weren't you? Yeah. I don't think I showered myself in glory in the last few minutes to be honest with you. The panic on your face looked like you'd been arranging a surprise party for Lisa and she was on the sort of like cusp of finding out and you were doing anything you could to sort of like keep it hidden. I don't know, I just wanted to get the podcast done not in a bad way in a good way but then like I was excited to get on because what I find is it's a bit like a full start in it and then in an Olympic race like if you're pumped up you're in the 100m line and you're ready to dash and then someone fucking goes early and then it just takes you or

shoes you away you're a bit like oh shit now. I genuinely think this podcast will be look we're still gonna I was about to say put an effort and that's not happened for two years but you know I would say there is a there's an argument this podcast would have been two to three percent better had we started when we were supposed to start right and now there's a little bit of joy has been chipped away by the technical issues. We lose that excitable puppiness, don't we? You know that moment where we were both first-clock eyes at each other, we were being a bit silly. Although what I would say is, I don't know for whatever reason if we're both tired, but

I would say today was one of the most lacklustre greetings on the... Yeah, well I'm going to live with you early on. It's like the furthest part from my mouth and my brain, but I'm dealing with quite a serious broken toe, I think. Broken toe? I dropped a weight on my toe last night. I looked last night, this is where my brain's gone, I'm on painkillers now, yesterday morning.

I dropped a 30 kilogram weight on my big toe. It smarted like you'd never believe, right? It was absolute agony. I couldn't like, but I carried on through the session, grit teeth, thought, you know what, it's bruised to go. I'm a little bit of a dilemma now, because you have used the correct words. Well, I can't figure out if you used the correct word or not,

because you've dropped a 30 kilogram weight on your toe. Right? Yeah. That's quite a big thing. I mean, obviously it's a big thing. It's a big heavy thing, literally. It's a weight. I don't know if smart, I mean, smart does mean to hurt, but smart, you know, look, smart is like,

you know if like you whack a ruler on your finger or something like that, and you go, oh, that really smarts. Like, you know, that's not, I don't know if like dropping- Number one, I think you're doing smart to service with that quite sort of like the voice, you the impression you just did then, like was, yeah, no, I don't think you're doing smartly justice there. Cause I think, I think you could be shot in the leg. Oh, God, that smarts. That smarts.

Like, but I would say that person has been in combat before and has had some psychological kind of damages and result and they sort of downplay how they're you know, my point is this right? Number one, I've been looking forward to using the word smart in that scenario for quite some time. I've not been any serious pain. Now I've got a situation where I didn't drop the weight on purpose just so I could use the word smart, but it's all

happened quite nicely. And I've used the word smart about eight, nine times since. My point being like, I literally put on a sock, got on with my day when I played golf, when I took my sock off in the late afternoon and showed Catherine, Catherine was like, Oh my God, that does not look good. It looks pretty. And then when did you show the tie? Oh, Holy shit.

That's about the time I was like a little sip from my drink on Mock the Week. So I was just eating a big load of American pie. I think so. I was at his Shredded Week. I've been knocking about with Stiffler all week. How many breakfast cereals did they do that that shtick for that? If you had that breakfast cereal, you'd be operating at top. Ready, Brett?

Are you still having cereal? Am I still having cereal? Porridge? No, you were a big cereal fan, weren't? You're an advocate of cereal. You'd have cereal in the evening for quite some time. Yeah, but I had to stop doing that because it was a bad influence on my children. Yeah, it's also really bad for your, like a lot of high sugar levels. But do you still have it in the morning or are you off that now?

No, not really. I mean I have it as a, this is so sad, I'll have it as a treat. It's what happens when you're fucking 46 years old as I am now. Having cereal is a treat. Yeah, but I think in life, the more treats we keep, the best. But like, I think when you get to an adult, everything's like, I went crazy. I remember when I went from like, McDonald's being a treat that you might have like once, twice a month with your parents or you but some remember McDonald's birthdays by the way they should be amazing McDonald's had birthdays on kids parties on lock I can't even remember the last time I saw a kids party in the house so fun that Ronald McDonald's the Hamburgler murals the little silver ashtrays it was it was lovely to match

it I can't even imagine the sadness of the day, right? When they realized that that was in a fucking thing anymore. And I had to get the guy who played Ronald McDonald and Hamburgler together and go, look guys, we're gonna have to let you go. Yeah, I know. I don't know how devastated that would have been because there's a number of parties where like there'd be some shitty kids that be stamping on Ronald's feet and trying to see if you're gonna get a reaction. I'll say now that the good thing about Ronald, probably the hamburger had it worse,

Ronald had at least fucking, I'd say a foot off those shoes that was an actual foot. That's a very good point, but that's exactly the issue, because kids would be going, I wonder where his foot starts. So we're going like further and further. I mean, you know, that was what they did in Crawley. Yeah, Sutton wasn't much better. Like the one in Sutton was was I had some great parties there. Like parties now I just look back and wander at.

Right. And now you just go to McDonald's. The idea of having a kids party in McDonald's, I think, like, I mean, if you went to what is it called, like one of those fucking areas, what they got? Fucking, I swear my brain's just lost. I've lost 5% of my thought. What question are you asking? You know the, um, oh fucking hell, I feel like an old man. I feel like I'm litching. I feel like you've come to see me in a nursing home. You know the, I feel like an old man.

I feel like I'm litching. I feel like you've come to see me in a nursing home. You know the places, right? Where you'll get like four or five shops together. You'll get like, you'll have a big Marks and Spencer's outside. Like an industrial estate, not for shops. I think this toe's actually had implications on my whole thought process. How come you're not doing the podcast anymore? Oh, it's a nightmare. It's just Tom didn't have it anymore.

He just couldn't really bring the chat. How come? This is what I've been doing for two years. It's not like it's a fucking new thing. Turns out a lot of his brain and his mental system was located in his foot. his brain sort of and his mental system was located in his foot. His big toe. His big toe and the only word he really sort of reliably uses is smart. Apart from that he's sort of not got anything about him and it's pretty sad. I was talking about like a retail park. Retail park, alright okay. If you had to go to a retail park, fucking hell I don't know why they're so slow at getting that small. I think maybe it's early, I've not slept well. But going to a retail part and I thought,

I just haven't seen those birthdays. I mean, Gracie's coming to an age ship. Could I be the person who turns it around? Maybe, that could be quite interesting. I found those birthday parties quite harrowing. What, the McDonald's ones? They were fun, but there's a social. Because you're a vegan?

No, I wasn't a vegan then. If anything, I was like, I had a problem with how many burgers I've smashed down. But I have thought, to be honest with you, mate, me and you, at the age of what, eight to 10, going head to head in the fucking burger eating challenge would have been the coolest thing. That had fucking got people talking.

I was one of the first people in my friendship group. And by the way, I know you're going to have a go at me now because the way I open that up now is like I'm bragging but I will but this is not a brag this is just like an observation I'm the first person that opened up the possibility of having more than just one burger with your meal and he said you know like you have a Big Mac meal or quarter pound of a cheese yeah I was the first person in my friendship group to open up the opportunity that you don't have to just limit yourself to that you could have

like a fillet as well or get a chicken burger on the side or have like a little. Yeah. Yeah. But Mike, but before that, you know, let's be honest, McDonald's, the reason they do those meals as a thing is that is what is safe for human consumption. Yeah. And then I, and then I, and then I started, you know, not me, I'm not a pioneer, but what I mean is it's, it's, it's's you're opening a dangerous door when you start going

Oh, actually, I'll have a talk. I love another burger to sort of tie Yeah, would you have a chicken sandwich with a Big Mac chaser just wash it down It's disgusting I always have free chicken select no matter what else that's on the fucking grid That is what if you walk past the McDonald's that you don't even count that as food Do you you jest but there was a time in my life? All right, well if I walk past McDonald's KFC was my fucking like sort of thing of choice there That was my that was my bouquet of choice So I used to go to a KFC and I couldn't get past it without ordering like eight hot wings

I started to just go in. Yeah, just hot wings. Eight hot wings? Yeah. Just go and get eight hot wings, sit there, just chill. Like watch the world go by. I do think sometimes just staring out the front of a fast food restaurant on a high street near a retail park is actually quite a beautiful thing. It's almost like you're invisible and no one can see you. People can see you. They'll have gone there shopping, they'll have come back and they'll be still in the same fucking window, the loser.

Do you reckon he's finished his beer and sat there just looking out, or do you reckon he's gone back in order more? Nah, I reckon he's gone back in order more. We've done Marz's, Ben's, us. You've been around being cute and he's still just sat there picking his teeth. I used to, yeah, I mean, that sort of idea of that's been ruined for me by the fact I used to work in KFC. Yeah, but also KFC don't.

I mean, what's the KFC vegan options these days? They do a vegan burger, but I don't want to sound ungrateful. It's not great, but at the same time, well done KFC for doing a vegan option. Hello, I'm Marcus Brigstock. And I'm Rachel Paris. Well done KFC for doing a vegan option. things we've seen, places we've been, things we've smelled, people we've met sometimes. Those will be, we'll have to talk about them without giving away who they were. And that will be the challenge you as a listener can enjoy. Exactly. You can get all of the episodes in the places where podcasts are. I actually was, I went to a little market, a little farmer's market on Saturday with Grace and the cat.

I went a little bowl round and I went to a little guy, a cell phone little store selling hot sauces, right? Yeah. And I was like, tried all the hot sauces, like he had six there, I tried them all with a little biscuit, very nice. And then the second to last one was phenomenal. I was like, wow, that's maybe the best sauce I've ever tasted. I said, is this okay for vegans? And then he laughed and he went for Romesh.

Wow, you're joking, mate. That's amazing. Yeah. And I went, yeah, yeah, for Romesh. He went, oh, that one he can't have, but he could have this one. And I tasted it. I was like, he likes his spice. He'd be offended if I gave him this. He looked quite upset and I was like, if anything like that. After he said that, that was a weird way for you to take the conversation. He'd be offended if I gave him this. No, I didn't mean it like that, no, but I know what you like with your hot sauce, I can't put you on.

Yeah, but him hearing that, that must be really smart. Like literally mate, that's like taking Gary Rhodes a bottle of Tesco shitty wine ago I got a little sip of that. He goes fucking what's this? He's a white connoisseur Yeah, well, I don't know if I'm a hot sauce connoisseur Mike, you know your hot sauce is like no one else. I've got you're fucking out hot sauce is hard breath You know your heart I can't fucking go up to you You some of the stuff you said about hot sauces over the time you have hot sauce on everything I'll be offensive I'll be like I genuinely which I like this I do most things to get a laugh out

of you what I'm not making myself look foolish but I go oh here we go and you eating oh fucking what's this what is it like one chili like one chili on the fucking chili meter oh yeah sorry man you'd be like even sweet it's horrible it's disgusting so it's like so Tom Tom Tom what if you ever know me to react like that? I've never given you bad hot sauce before yeah but I know what you do this is what you do oh yeah that's nice that's nice that's how I can answer that where's that one chili on the chilli meter? Can I tell you what you would do? And this is exactly what you'd do, right? Imagine I gave you chilli sauce you didn't like,

I go, is that right? You go, yeah, it's fine, it's not bad, that is. I go, cool, you sure? Because I was worried it was a bit mild. No, no, it's fine, it's fine, it's not, you'll do the job. Then we log on to the podcast. Right, something I've been meaning to talk to you about all week.

What the fucking fuck? Now listen,'ve been meaning to talk to you about all week. What the fucking fuck? Now listen, I love you, I adore you, you're the absolute blood in my veins. But I'm sorry, that chilli sauce is one of the biggest insults I've ever had in my adult life and then I have to fucking deal with that. That's what you would do. While we're at talking about bloody presents and gifts, I thought you were a lovely birthday present. I'm now still having to deal with the ramifications of... I called you on your birthday, I said, are you in? And you said you were in. First of all, it isn't a birthday present, okay? It's a present you ordered ages ago.

And now we've got so delayed for whatever reason that it became a birthday present. Secondly, I don't know what fucking operation you asked to deliver the present, but I made sure I was in, right? I know you were in, I called you that morning, and I could hear Lisa in the background busy in herself, and you were definitely at home. Yeah, I sat in, I sat in because you said it's going to be you. Yeah, and then I get a text message from you saying,

by the way, a bit of a shitty edge to your text message, if you don't mind me saying. That's probably because it's a text, you read it that way. No, because I know what your texts are like. Most of your texts are like, my love and my darling, how are you? My brother, what are you up to? This one just said, it's been taken somewhere else. It was one of the bluntest text messages you've ever sent me.

And I know right now you're annoyed with me because it still hasn't got sorted out. Are you being very nice? No, I'm not annoyed with you. I'm going to tell you that, I'm not annoyed with you. This is a problem we have in society. I'm annoyed, right, with the fact that they tried to deliver it one time, they didn't even come.

And I question, look, I know that you're in a fucking year of like big gates and fucking that high wall around your house, right? Well, it's funny you say that. I'm actually not. Where does it matter? I'll get into this in a minute, but I know, go on, go on. Cover me with this story.

So what the noise was, they tried to deliver it, not hard enough, obviously. Then basically I called the post office that it's been at, the Royal Mail hub, and said, oh look, I'm really sorry the person wasn't in. It's a gift for their birthday I mean you can look on the name who's been delivered to it's very exciting for them very excited to get their hands on this and then can you try and deliver it tomorrow and I'll see if someone can be in tomorrow and they were like no we can't do that they're gonna have to come down and get it and I was like well what if they can't come down then we'll have to

just send so now I don't know what's happening to it. At the moment, it's out there, and anyone can have it at the moment. Okay, well, I'll sort it out. Okay, I'm gonna go get it. Thank you. Well, if it's still at the post office, that's what I worry about.

If not, you're gonna see a very chilled, relaxed fucking postman walk past. If your postman's mental health fucking starts improving, like you know why. Just bossing the dog out, I feel great, and all you can get is delivery. You're a very chilled, on the door and go, I feel great. You can get this delivered to my children. Yeah, nothing really is a worry now. Occasionally,

well actually once I got sent a load of free stuff and they were nervous about putting my name on it. So they put a made up name. Ian Clegg? The idea that you would stumble upon what the made up name name was just first go is incredible to me.

No, it's not eating Clegg. Does that be your alias? Anyway, the problem was, is that happened, they tried to deliver it and then I was in waiting for it and then they didn't cut, like they just went off. Now I've faced with the situation of having to go to pick it up, but the person who is addressed to doesn't exist or certainly doesn't exist at my house. So I turned up and I said, look, a little bit of a situation I've got, I've come to pick up a post, a parcel for Ian Clegg and I've gone, well, are you Ian Clegg? I said, no, I'm not Ian Clegg, but Ian Clegg is an alias. Yeah.

Yeah. What a shame you weren't there. You could have given me that word. And I said, so, no, it's been addressed for an alias. And they said, well, that's a bit weird. Why would you address it to an alias? I said, oh, and then I have to go, because they didn't want to send it to me. And that person didn't know who I was.

So then they go, well, why does it matter if it's to you? I go, because I'm so awful, because I'm Ramesh Ranganathan. Did you look around there and just sort of pointed at the magazine rat and sort of like a picture of your TV quick, like that? You know the solution to that crossword? That's me. That's me. Yeah. Well, that, that's his romance Reagan 8th and not in Clegg

Yeah, yeah, but in Clegg is there over just why? Just to sort of you know in case in case what in case somebody wanted your 25 sort of high-temperature wash boxer shorts. Yeah, but it's just It's just it's just, it's just like a security thing. Okay, then they ended up having to call a supervisor who had to verify that they recognized me. Basically, if the supervisor hadn't recognized me as a comedian... You would have got your pants back. No. We're not back. You know what you should do, by the way, in future with this thing you're trying, is I think you re-up, you go a name higher than yours.

So someone even- Idris Elba? I'd go even bigger, I'd go Kevin Costner. Okay, why? I'd say that, I just think, right, that number one, I think the delivery person, everyone knows who Kevin Costner is, probably Idris as well, right?

But if they see a parcel with Kevin Costner on it, that's a, it's hardly, I'd say what, there's probably six Kevin Costner on it as a vet is hardly and I'd say what there's probably Six Kevin Costner's living in the world today and probably five of those at least room fucking the United States in Australia All right, I think it's pretty yeah There's a lot here. I'm just letting go because life is finite But yeah, if you look in the fucking if you looked in the phone book I bet you wouldn't find many Kevin if there's any Kevin Costner's listening to this fucking podcast right now.

No, no, no, no. I'll fucking send you some I'll send you some I'll send you a gift in the fucking in the mail. Right. Put it in the mail. Okay, now now I'm interested. Are you saying that you will send a gift to every Kevin Costner that gets in touch? But I have to send a picture of them with a passport saying that it's Kevin Costner. Okay. Or just send it. There's not going to be someone, everyone will go, oh I'm Kevin Costner.

Right, every... 20 grand down in fucking... What shall I do? Shall I just fast forward it? Not fast forward, shall I just forward it in emails? Yeah, forward the emails. Anybody listening to this is cool. If your name is Kevin Costner and you've got proof, a driving license, a passport.

Obviously, we've got to redact your important details. So I guarantee there won't be any because I tell you now it's a very, very, very, very, it's almost like the Mountbatten's of like America. The Costners are like a small, very, it's not a big family, right? The natives of, right, so put Kevin Costner as your name, right? As your parcels. Number one, the delivery driver, all of a sudden is delivering gold.

They're like, whatever it is, whether it's like a foot spa or whatever, they're picking it up, I'm like, I know this is for Kevin Costner. They're excited to see Kevin Costner. Right, so when they see him, they're like, and they're disappointed to see me. Yeah, why would I want to rent him out?

Mate, but you're rather disappointed to go, oh, fucking hell, kicking a box around the back of the van because it's for Ian Clegg then open the door I will say by the way my dvd driver is a wonderful man absolutely adore the guy. My dpd guy is great as well. I love this guy he the dpd guy actually I'm starting to order stuff just so I can converse with him QPR fan, son's just been away just been away to watch some away games, had a great time. He gets it, he's one of my,

only social interactions of the days with my DPD truck. I will stop on the side of the road just if I see him in his van and sort of like say hello mate and have a chat with him. Yeah, I imagine he'll turn around when he sees you. No, so what I'm saying is if they see you three and Clegg, Ian Clegg's gonna get so much respect. Ramesh Ranganathan's about here, Kevin Costner is fucking.

I'll tell you this, if they get a passport for Kevin Costner, I'm almost definite that's riding up in the front of the van with them. Yeah, I'm almost certain they won't think he lives in Crawley, but listen, we've got different theories. He could be doing a big movie. Your house would be where he'd probably stay if he was doing a big movie.

Oh my God. would be where he'd probably stay if he was doing a big movie. Oh my god. By the way, you just said people include a passport. I've got a passport story for you. The other night I'm filming Weakest Link. Alright? Well. It was a late...

Still haven't been asked to be on it by the way, so... Well, I told them that you wouldn't want to do it, so... What? Well, it just seemed you wouldn't want to do it. Why would I not? Is that not true? Well, I'd probably, I don't know. I'd have liked to have got up to it.

I would have liked to have come and hang out with you. If I could have been like your assistant, actually, I'd have probably enjoyed that more. Okay, fine. Well, do you want to do that? If I do another one, you can be my assistant. If you do another thing, I'll come and do it like three or four days as your assistant.

I'd actually prefer that. So I'm not on camera. I'll just get to hang out with you. Yeah, yeah. No, I know. You always prefer not being on camera. So anyway, we did the show. We finished at about 11 o'clock or 10.30 or something.

At night? At night, yeah. Get back to, how short do you think the days are on this thing? I don't know with you, you're like, you probably get 20 of them in a day. So I get back to the hotel, right? Yeah.

I'm knackered, I've got another couple of records the next day. Do you get together with the linkers afterwards? The contestants? No. Yeah. You call them contestants? I also call them the linkers. They like the link. No, I don't think so.

Well, I mean maybe. Or the chain? No. Because they're linked to a chain. No, I know that. But it's not a cult. It's just it's just a quiz show mate and then once they leave they're just normal people. They're not even linkers. Is there a part of it where you... I think you think

I'm icing this like Claudia does the traitors it's not like it's just literally they come on they do their thing and they leave. Do you think Claudia's friends are the traitors after they like they all sort of have a world separate? Yes I think she probably is yeah. I mean Claudia's absolutely... When do you start Radio 2 by the way? Next week. Big one brother, big side. I'm very excited, yeah.

But, so anyway, I get the... By the way, we need to come back around to your Toe story at the end of this. Because we've digressed. It's been a digression inside of digression. As it often is on this podcast, we don't know where the fuck it's going to go. No, we have no idea. Well, I can guarantee it will be low-key and underpowered So I You cheeky little rascal

I'm lying in bed just looking at looking at my phone. I get a DM on Instagram, right? What? Open it somebody I've never heard of something somebody I don't know, complete stranger. It's a photograph of my passport. What? Yeah, photograph of my details of my passport, like the page, the key page, right? And what the fuck?

And I've got my passport. Just the picture, were they like lying with it or something? No, just literally that on a table, right? On a table? Like on some sort of with it or something? No, just literally that on a table, right? On a table? On some sort of like counter or something. I couldn't, you know, it's just a picture of my passport. So I've got my passport with me, right? So I'm like, what the fuck is going on here?

Did you get up and ruffle through everything to make sure it was still there? Yeah, I don't have it. What? So I go through my coat, it's not there anymore. So now... What's the problem with you keeping your passport and your coat? You're safe in your hotel room. I know, I know, but basically I just got there that day, so I was a bit like all over the

shop. Paying faster than Lucy your passport? Yeah. I don't know how I've suddenly become the fucking victim. Well, to be fair, it was my fault. You're going to get... If that annoyed you, you're going to get more annoyed as the story goes on. So I So I reply going obviously now is quarter past 11. I don't know where the fuck my passport is right This person sent me like what looks like a hostage photo of my passport

So I just replied strange thing not just to send you a thing going hey, man. I've got your passport Yeah, there's no information. It's just a picture the pass just a picture Right, so then I reply going Yeah, there was no information. Just a picture of the passport. Oh my God. Right. So then I reply going, oh, you've got my passport. Where did you find it? It's just such a strange interaction even from your part. What do you mean from my part? Oh, you've got my passport.

Where did you find it? It's sort of like you're flirting with him. Well, what would you say? I'd go, what the fuck? That's insane. I didn't even know I'd lost it. Where are you? Yeah, that's insane. I didn't even know I'd lost it. Where are you? Yeah, that's just probably better.

Anyway, they didn't reply for about 10, 15 minutes or something. Oh man, they're teasing you, bro. They're teasing you. That's starting to panic. Obviously, I'm thinking I've got an early start tomorrow, but obviously I can't just go to bed and let my passports out there. No, no, no, no, no, no, just fucking.

So they messaged back going, yeah, of course. It was a woman, she said, my husband's got your passport. Oh my gosh, she's given it to him. No, she's nowhere near the situation. So he hasn't got an Instagram account. Correct. So he's got in touch with her. She said, my husband's got your passport. I said, is it possible to get it back? She said, yes. She says, he's staying in touch with her. She said, my husband's got your passport. I said, is it possible to get it back? She said, yes.

She says, he's staying at this hotel. She didn't know where I was. I happened to be staying at the same hotel as her husband. Wow. Right, so she goes, I go, is it possible for him to meet me downstairs? She goes, yeah. So I go downstairs.

She said no, control room. That would be so creepy. Yeah. So I go down. She said, no, control room. That would be so creepy. Yeah. So I go downstairs. In reception is an Asian man with a beard, right? And he's got my passport. Wow. And he comes and hands it to me.

And I said, how did he get this passport? Not in that. I didn't say in that tone. I was just sort of. Obviously, I'm dealing with a lot of relief, the opposite of adrenaline, some sort of of whatever in your shaking. You're excited Well, I'm just sorry. Yes, I Was fine movie as well. Yeah, I guess so this a spy movie where the guy loses his passport and

Still this I think that these moments in life are very rare where it's like, oh shit It's a bit of espionage isn't it? It's like you've got to go down to the lobby meet someone you've never met to collect a passport That's actually yours. Yeah, it's quite fucking I mean if you look you can make quite cool game out of that. Yeah. Well, yeah, okay So anyway, it turns out I have got out the taxi coming back from the studio as I've got out I've dropped my passport on to work in the evening in the evening I was just like 10 minutes previous. So I've dropped my passport onto the floor outside the hotel somebody has opened the passport seen the photo seen that guy and Gone, you've dropped your passport. Oh and handed it to this guy. He's not a fan

Right opened it and gone. Oh my god. Yes So anyway he He goes to, how much is this worth? And I go, what do you mean? What? And he goes, I reckon it's like three, four grand to get your passport. You probably need this. Oh my God.

No, I'm joking, I'm joking. He just handed me the passport. Oh yeah. That was it. And then they're coming to watch League of their own. I said, thank you. But anyway, the point is, and then I went to, oh, this is the other thing. So then I went back to my hotel room, right? And I'm fucking like, like there's quite a lot of chemicals going through my system now,

right? Because I've panicked. The passport is missing. Now the passport has come back. Right? So I phoned Lisa. I don't know if Kat ever does this to you. I'm not complaining about Lisa, by the way.

But I phoned her up and I go, you're not going to believe what just happened to me. And she goes, what? And I tell her the story. I go, so I think I've lost my passport. I don't know if I have a passport. She goes, yeah, but you can just order another passport. I go, yeah, I know that I can do that, Lisa. But that's not the point.

Well, yeah, but it'd be very tricky to do when you're in Glasgow. Yeah. But then the rest of the story is just sort of very much undermined by the fact that Lisa just thinks there's a little wrinkle in the admin. And I go, so I've got the passport back and she goes, oh, okay. I mean, I'm the opposite. I think that's a pretty incredible story. I can imagine the two of those absolutely shaking with excitement because they know they're going to meet you.

They're like sitting in their room, holding together. I don't think, well, first of all, she was nowhere near, she was in Bolton or something. So she was dealing with the situation remotely. You've just been across like four different cities, it's amazing isn't it? Yeah, well two I would say, but no that's for sure. Well no, cruelly as well because Lisa was there. Oh I see yeah, no there's a phone call made to another city, you know, town. Yeah, yeah, but it's just exciting to think.

Yeah, yeah. Did you, so with the guy, were you like, did you sort of spitball anything or sort of say anything else? I had a bit of a chat to him. I'll be honest with you, I was kind of dealing with the emotions of the situation because like, he basically, it's weird to be told

that something's been found that you didn't know had been lost. Yeah. So I did say to the guy, the way that your wife sort of sent me the photo, I did think I was going to have to give you some money and And he said I'm massively your own fan. So I said, okay Well, I'll sort out tickets to come to watch the show. It's the least I can do

This is so I took it. So what I love about it man It's just that sweetness of like this guy who's done it is a sweet soul man Right really decent fucking human being right there. 100%. I tell you what restores your faith in humanity when you get it. He's literally he hasn't even got an Instagram. He's straight away. He's thinking about shit. He's like calling his missus and he's like, yo, you've got an Instagram. And lucky enough, you're one of people who scour through all your DMS to make sure that you

see what people are saying, right? Yeah, some people scour through their DMs, some people reply to them. We all have our different. But what's the point of looking if you're not going to reply, Margie? Well, you're looking for you're looking at them. What's going on in here? There's loads that sort of don't get read. But it's just it was just me seeing the passport photo that was like the freaked me out What I would have said sounds I sent an image so you know what this is

And if it I clock at night someone said in the picture But I I did say to them exactly what you just said it be? But I did say to them exactly what you just said, that you've restored my faith in humanity, which I don't know how I feel about saying that because it's just... Can I just say this? Did you then have to like you sort of shook their hand walked away and then had to get in the lift with them? No, I didn't shake their hand and walk away, we got in the lift together. But then I was like I was sort of chatting to them. But it was one of those things where I... I bet this is what they come... What floor are you going to, mate?

Um... the 15th. Oh, you're in one of the penthouses. Yeah, he didn't sound a lot like that to me. It's not a great impression of him, I mean... But the other thing that happened, sorry, is that I'd been in class during the old firm weekend. Oh wow, shit. Did you go to the game? No, I didn't. But I did. I did. It was full of Rangers fans. And I mentioned to one of the Rangers fans that I'd been to the game in the Celtic end before as a neutral.

And the conversation, it conversation no start pretty quickly. Yeah of course it did. It went from quite a pleasant chat I thought I thought it was gonna get a bit tasty to mention it. Yeah because you'd literally sort of like you know for him that's quite offensive thing to say. Well I don't know what's offensive you haven't sport different team in there. Well I happened to have watched it with a different team in the same city. Yeah but you don't support Yeah. Yeah. Did you say you're an arsehole fan? You're in the title race. Don't start doing why you doing this? Why trying to get in my head? It's massive. You're in a title race. It's insane Should I tell you how I know we're in the title race?

We're getting text messages from a lot of man City and Liverpool fans going. Oh, what's good? What's the wood rickers gonna like, you know, it's sort of Mate I'm gonna get a bit it's starting to get a bit squeaky bum, isn't it? I'm enjoying it, man. It's fucking great. We're not gonna win the league, but it's exciting. You're saying that like someone who gets halfway through a game of FIFA and they're 2-0 down and they just go

I'm not playing anymore. You're in the mix, man. You've got fucking the runnings pretty hot, mate. No, we've got the worst running of the three. Yeah, but you've also got a very fucking resilient side She'd deck and rise. Gotta play Spurs still. Yeah, it'll be tough Tom we let's let's circle back. Yeah, so you drop in a 30 kilogram weight on your toe please. So I'm very worried about the cinema so I'm going to have an x-ray done today.

What symptoms are you exhibiting? Awful bruising, like not just on top of the toe, like the toe's been crushed, like it's bruising around it. I'll show you my toe, it looks pretty disgusting. Okay. Yeah. And are you able to walk? Yeah, I can walk, yeah. I mean, I wouldn't play the whole nine holes of golf.

Right. So it's not that bad, is it? Oh, it is painful. I took quite a lot of painkillers and still have, that's why I'm a little bit spaced out, I think. I will say this, you know not when you watch a football match go up, circling back to circle back,

and someone gets like a niggle on their foot, they someone's tread on, like, you know, on the metatarsal or whatever. Yeah. You got like kind of hurt them. I've got to say like, toes are very sensitive bits of your body. My toe is fucking, it's agony, man.

Yeah. And what I'm really worried about genuinely for my mental health is I train a lot. I'm hoping that this isn't gonna have a, I like to walk at least sort of 15, 20,000 steps a day. So I'm like, I'm hoping that this doesn't have an implication that means I can't do, I can't train as much as I usually would. Well I mean, can I tell you something horrible to do with that? It's almost like we're, which foot is it first of all? On my right foot. Okay.

So on my left foot. My cheeky foot this is horrible what I'm about to tell you. So obviously I've been running and that's begun. I had to do my long run on Sunday but I was too nervous to. You do one long run a week, you do part of your training. Where were you in Glasgow? Glasgow, I was Glasgow. And I didn't want to run around Glasgow during the old firm, on the old firm day, because I thought I'm just going to fucking end up getting made kicked in. So I ended up having to do a long run on a treadmill, which is agony. So, you know, in terms of like, yeah.

So I set up, I actually like prepared, set up a film, like on a little mini screen to watch on the thing. And I just watched a film and did my run. Anyway, my big toe, the toenail, I think it's starting to like lift off from the... Really? It was bad. Like I finished the run, I was like, oh that's good. And then as I stepped off, my big toe felt like

it had like something driven through it. Pretty painful. Sheesh. I'll show you my big toe now. Okay good. Is that no, I want to say have you got yours a picture of yours? No, I've not got mine doesn't look that bad It looks like the toenails become a bit like frosted or whatever where it's like separate. Why are we talking about this? We should have done a trigger warning. Oh my fuck. Oh My god So painful that looks bad. It doesn't look good.

Why are you not in hospital now? And then that's the bottom of it. Jesus. How did you even get that photo? Who took that photo? Catherine. Oh my god, that poor woman, where is she? I want to give her a hug.

Jesus, there was Grace. Grace just looked at it and went, uh. Yeah, I'm not surprised. I mean, I was saying that she's a normal child. And then she made fine noises on it. I was saying that she's a normal child. And then she went, uh. And then she went, uh.

And then she went, uh. And then she went, uh. And then she went, uh. And then she went, uh. And then she went, uh. And then she went, uh. And then she went, just looked at it and went, uh. Yeah, I'm not surprised. I mean, I would say that she's a normal child if she's done that. It's quite sore. I'm going to get an x-ray today. I'm going to get an x-ray. 11.45. Very apprehensively hoping because I've got a golf trip next week. So it's quite nerve-racking. Like it feels you know like when you're playing for a big sports team or you're you with the marathon I'm like an injury could mean that I don't I can't play in the big golf

tournament. Well that's the difference between you and me. I'm hoping an injury takes me out of the big marathon. Well you can't mate, a lot of people are relying on you. 15, 20 people in the last few days have said to me about you running the marathon. People are excited for you and that's amazing. There's a buzz, mate. There's a buzz and you're a fucking, you're the center of the hive. That's exciting, mate.

People are talking. No, you're getting in my head now. No, not me. By the way, I will, I'll tell you, I'm gonna talk to Zigzag. We should get some Marathon Romish marathon Romesh rent marathon t-shirts Like you like that if I can do it anyone can type thing Fucking let's go fucking smash a marathon on the back the rat like them the hour way the rank and a film way

I'll fucking wear with it I know from why is that crying and crying and finishing after they've packed everything up. You keep saying that. There's a lot of comedians running in Nathan this year. I reckon I'll come last out of the comedians. I've seen some of the comedians that are doing it. Joel Dommet's wearing a big shark or a crocodile. Yeah, but he's still going for three, three and a half hours or something like that.

He's incredibly fit, Joel. He's incredibly fit. I wonder, like, I wonder what it takes. Joel feels to me Joel runs a marathon every morning just for a laugh. I imagine he does. I imagine he does. Joel is, I'll tell you that,

it's like Joel's a great guy, but there's no fucking way in the world. Like Joel would have a marathon for lunch or breakfast. His marathon training is probably less than his actual training. Yeah, he's probably saying to Hannah, his missus, oh do you know what I'm gonna I'm gonna be stepping it back for a few months because I'm preparing for a marathon I don't want to overdo it.

Do you know what I mean? Yeah. In fact he's probably doing this marathon as training for an ultra. Yeah. Some sort of Ironman. Who was the guy who went up against Scotty Antarctic who was a Norwegian who actually got to the he got to the North Pole quicker. Oh I don't know his name there. Anyway he basically is Joel he's the guy's got all the fucking dogs he's got all the yours got the Antarctic. Can I can I just say Ross Cook does that name anything to you? No. Hardest geezer this guy that that's just run. Oh my god, no, no, I've seen him, yeah, yeah, I did know his name. I've known him since the hardest geezer. This guy that's just run the length of Africa.

Oh my god, what a legend. Mate, what's the fuck? Mate, but for a lot of people, you are him. For a lot of people who are struggling to get after something. I'll accept some praise from you. Right? Mate. This guy, what this guy. This guy is incredible. He's amazing, right?

The reason I bring him up, right? What is your mentality, Tom? Because I'm just going to ask you this. You, right, as somebody who has undergone quite a bit of a transformation recently, and I would say currently, just based on chatting to you, you are living your life with more discipline than I am, right? In terms of your exercise, how you're eating and stuff like that. Well, I'm not training for anything like that.

No, but what I mean is that you're... I have nothing to train for. Like, apart from... I literally insist that it will be that or I'll plummet into a place that's quite fucking depressing. So, like, mine is a goal of like not fucking falling through the cracks and... Yeah, but I think that's even more difficult. So you're on top of this, right? When you look at somebody like Russ Kirk,

I know he's doing it for charity, but he's also doing it as a personal challenge. Basically, some of the things that he's gone through, like I think you've got his passport, Nick, there's a bit where like his body was falling apart. And then I saw a quick clip of him on GM, Good Morning Britain or whatever and they said there's every any time when you thought you weren't going to do it and he just said no I just knew it was inevitable.

That to me is I can't even begin to relate to that mindset, do you know what I mean? He just never even all of that shit that was going on he never doubted he was going to do it. It's pretty incredible, right? He's amazing. But I think we should take people like that and just be so inspired by people like that. That's such an inspiration.

And I think that in life, if you can, find a way of like, you haven't got to run across Africa or even run a marathon, but find it, like genuinely, I had a thing where I was like, I'm too much on my phone. I'm starting to sort of like not fucking enjoy being in my own head.

So I just need to fucking do something about that. So it's like every day I walk 20,000 steps and I'll do a workout session, do a cold plunge. Like, yeah, as I've said, I was with her. And I do think it's like, you know, you look at someone like that, I think that is just genuinely like, to have that mental, but I think everyone has that.

And I do, I mean it, man, from the bottom of my heart. Like, when you step out there and do that marathon, that is fucking, yeah, that's incredible, man. It's like, that is an amazing thing. You're great. You've gone and fucking, how long was your run that you did the other day on the treadmill? 21K.

Mate, look at that. Fucking amazing. I tell you what I did do. That's discipline. I tell you what I did do in that run, Tom. I watched Baby Driver, right? Have you seen that film? Baby Driver.

Is that the egg of right one? Yeah. I haven't seen it yet. Mike. That film, music going alongside the film, selection of songs that accompany, in the film the main guy has to listen to music to drown out his tinnitus.

It is, oh God. It's so good, man. It's so good. I don't know why I'm going on about it, but you know when you watch it, I'd forgotten how good it was, and then I put it on during the run, and I was like, oh my God. I don't know why I'm going on it. But you know, like when you watch it, you forgot, I'd forgotten how good it was. And then I put it on during the run. I was like, Oh my God.

I haven't seen it yet. You know what? I've been watching The Gentleman. Tell me about it. Good? I'm loving it, man. Yeah. I think it's brilliant. I think Guy Ritchie, Guy Ritchie's a G4 star. I love Guy.

But you know what? And it's a brilliantly cast. Theo's amazing. Look, like the cast is amazing. But I want to shout out one person who is genuinely phenomenal in it, is Vinny Jones. Really? Vinny Jones is acting in this is absolutely right.

The Vinny Jones that we all know and Vinny is this sort of like, you know, I've grown up, you know, Vinny came to my school as a kid, whatever. Like Vinny, I played for Wimbledon, loved him in Lock, Stock, Snatch. Vinny in this is just sublime. Like genuinely, like what he's doing as a character and as an actor is fucking amazing. I sat and watched it and that's like, like I say, I think it's brilliantly cast.

I think it's brilliantly written. I think it's just Guy Ritchie doing what Guy Ritchie does better than anyone. And but Vinny Jones is just phenomenal in this. Like doing something so different with so much, it's like this really heartfelt and empathetic performance. It's great. It's amazing man. Big up Vinnie Jones. Big big shit up, big vent. Yeah because I remember the times when he was playing the juggernaut in the X-Men film. Yeah yeah yeah. He has that thing where he is very like... He was in Gollum 60 Seconds as well, right?

Yeah, as a mute, yeah. But holds the screen well. He does hold the screen well, yeah. Yeah. What's the one where he's slamming the guy in the car door? Is that... A slot stock. Holy shit, that's brutal, isn't it?

Yeah, yeah. That's a brutal shot. But this is very far removed from that. It's brilliant, man. It's amazing. Like, yeah, like's a pretty this is very far move from that. It's brilliant. It's amazing Oh, yeah, like like you you're looking forward to the bits. He does. He's fucking great in it. I Think it's so good. I love it when you get and also mad with sorrow What's the last curb last night?

Watch the was it sad? No, it's brilliant. He done, but I just think it's kind of weird in it. It's been 20 years. Do you like Curb? You're a Curb fan? Yeah I'm a Curb fan yeah. Yeah. I mean it's amazing. It's amazing. It's like there's some bits, no it's incredible. I was about to say something else but well before that I watched episode one of Avoidance. Shout out to Avoidance. Enjoyed episode one. Thank you. It's weird you told me you'd watched two episodes last night. I did watch. Well I watched this, I watched Grey Shouting for the second one so I've got to go read back and look at it. The first one I was completely absorbed in. Very good, Ben. I loved it, I thought it was brilliant.

Thank you. I think your performances, I will say the Lycra was very good. You look fucking so healthy in it as well. No, in the Lycra it's disgusting actually. Also, your sort of genitals are sort of smashed up against your body like a, it's sort of like a bird trap between the two sheets of double glazing. So the only time a priest that I've worn light was on Ligga and I came down and everyone on the floor made a joke, except from you, everyone on the floor made a joke about the fact that I had, you you essentially I had no penis like

There was an even like, you know any visible I sort of did made a joke about having quite a small penis and everyone Felt sorry for me and it was quite an awkward moment Yeah, something about joking about the size of your penis that people find tricky. No, I didn't I would know I'd have kept my penis out Yeah, but it was it was I would know I'd have kept my pins out of it. Yeah. But it was it was I mean, I find I find them very indignifying things to wear. I was like, Do I have to wear this? Yeah. And then I asked, I said, Is there like some sort of like safety cup like a where and the other person doing that fucking challenge. Who's sure broad? Laughed. And I thought, are you not having one? I'm broad, you didn't wear one, so. Do you remember, do you remember when, I think you were on this episode,

where I wore the TikTok leggings. I was there, yeah. Yeah, so I tried them on before I came down, and they said to me, your balls and dick are like way too prominent when you're just wearing those leggings. You know like it was like they're so thin those leggings they said we're gonna have to put something there because it's like...

You giving it some big fucking... No no, but not in a... Yeah like, sure I know man, I put these fucking tights on them like your dick is too big for these. No, it wasn't you man. I've never seen this side of you. Let me tell you, it wasn't my dick was too big, right? It was actually, it was actually. Oh, fuck you, man. Tell me about it, guys.

Tell me about it. I have this problem with Levi's. No, it was the words we used. It could be embarrassing for you. Right, like, it was very much the opposite situation. Right? Okay. So, I ended up using a cricket box and

When I watched it, but I did I thought it was alright when I watched it back It looks like I'm like an action man, you know that completely smooth down there I almost there was like a little kind of chip a lot of kind of poking through to such show that there was something I'm gonna completely Completely like a mouse's thumb coming through a wheel of cheese. Yeah. Well, what I do want to say, so many people have got in touch about Avoidance.

Thank you very much, very kind, and you're very sweet. And very sweet of you, Tom, to text about it, so thank you. No, no, no, I enjoyed it, man, I enjoyed it. Now, one thing I want to say very quickly is because I'm away, I haven't got, we haven't got the sound abilities to really do justice because last week we asked people to send in their versions of the theme tune and people have obliged. Wow. Quite a few people. Now I'm not sure how to do this because I, right, okay.

I'm going to play this one to you, right? But this is from Keris Isaac. Keris Isaac. Has JT got to get, JT can put these in properly for you. Yeah, so I'm just going to play you the acapella, right, just to give you an idea of the sort of thing we've been getting sent in. So Keris, thank you so much. But what I think we should do is we should get JT to put this over the actual tune if he can. Yeah.

Okay, here we go. The crowd to your wall, last request steady and nurse And podcast the body parts, get sammied and served Bring your weak shit where the wolf and howler The inches are a mistake, that's an awful howler Both of them are not the kind of actors shows How to pray a witness in a murder Like they've all done with a gang of clothes Put the hand to ship, let them see the whole thing As they dress to kill, never sheep's clothing Dark enough to turn the sun to the moon

You hear nothing, all he hears is a huff huff But a woo, exact killings Fast spilling and gas spilling Impressive in it, the death bringing his head spinning Just killing every word in the songs You hear nothing. All he hears is a huff h. But keep sending them in, keep sending them in. Thank you, Keris, for that. Right, Tomo, it's about that time. Well, as our friend Cugio's once said, you got a lot, right? What?

You got a lot. Well, that's my, I'll say this, that's a special smoke. What? What, what? That's a line, isn't it, of a Cugio song? Yeah, but what do you think that line? I got a lope.

I got a lope? You've got a goat, right? No. You've got a goat? I really hate to trip, but I got a lope. As in, I've got to, lope. Oh, right. OK.

I thought it was I've got a lope. No. You know, like a lope. Like a lope, as in he's running away with a lover. Yeah. I was. Do you think Cuglio's going, I've got a lope now? Is that what you thought that lyric was?

I thought he was going to a lope. Yeah, I thought he was going to yeah, I thought he was gonna laugh so he slipped off and he'd met someone anyway. I digress Y'all friends fantasy stroke reality. What are we dealing with him? Well friend It can be many different things can be going to a restaurant Kicking back and opening a menu and seeing that the item aka a a burger or I don't know, some kind of Baobab isn't on there. That's the reality of the situation. The thing that you've been dreaming and fantasizing over isn't there. And I guess that's a bit like life. Sometimes in life, the things that you think about, the things that you put forward in

your mind don't end up the way you think they're going to be. For example, you know, you go to a football game thinking your team's gonna win and they lose and you spend a week excited about that win. You don't really really have any opportunity or any way of fucking pushing that agenda yourself. The truth is I can spend quite a lot of time looking forward thinking about things that are gonna happen and worried about anxiously kicking myself about this thing happening that thing happening and all the time the moments and the seeds of reality that i'm living in at a very time are just drifting away and the clock is ticking

so here's one for you and i'm going to try this myself today live every second every minute and live in it like your hand in hand with a second arm and just sit there for a second and think yo friend this life is pretty swaggy and I enjoy it living in the seconds the minutes the hours not living a wicker way friends time is precious enjoy it really lovely there thank you it was a shame our listeners can't see what you did with your fingers there as you... Yeah, it was a little action. It was really nice, a little bit of acting. Yeah, a little bit of action.

I discovered Disco Rap this week, and so JT, there's a band called Bungalow Collect, they've got a great song called Tell Me Where To Go, so could you play us out with that JT? Boom, JT? Boom JT! And thank you so much for listening to quite a relaxed installment of the Wolf for Now as it sometimes is. Yeah. As Tom and I peruse our way through the world and give you a little highlight of what we've been up to. Wow this is a very Radio 2 ending. Yeah so I guess what I'm saying is you know whatever you happen to be doing keep it locked on the Wolf for Now and we'll keep it locked on you take care of yourself guys

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Hello and welcome to How Was It For You? with me, Rachel Parris. And me, Marcus Brigstock. In which we ask the question... How was it for you? How was it for you? Well, it was good, Rachel. I mean, I'll be more specific than that as we review things, experiences in life. We're going to be reviewing all sorts, ranging from seeing

a squirrel in a park, the TV show gladiators, watching our son's TV programs for the 75th time. Tinned fish. Tinned fish is always going to make the list. Wearing a hat over cold hair in the snow. That's too whimsical, we probably won't do that one. You never know, we might. So the aim of the show is that we will be reviewing the things that you see, hear, smell, eat and experience in life.

But in a fun, informal way, Marcus. Exactly. You can find us... On all the podcast apps, you know, wherever you normally get them, that's where we'll be. How was it for you? Pretty good.