Wolf and Owl - S3 Ep 37: Friday Bonus & DJ Tom

Episode Date: July 12, 2024

First up, it's a chat about very cold plunges, Wednesday’s England Euros win (apologies to the non-footie-fans), sneaky photos, a Cyprus Hill concert, doing your 10,000 steps and ending conversations. Then we move onto more of your sweet sweet emails, which this week are about some Australian love for the poo monster, Tom trying his hand at DJing and getting compliments from celebrities. Thanks for all your messages - keep them coming at [e-mail] Instagram - @wolfowlpod TikTok - @wolfowlpodcast YouTube - www.youtube.com/WolfandOwlPodcast Merch & Mailing List - https://wolfandowlpod.com A Shiny Ranga Production For sales and sponsorship enquiries: [e-mail] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Expect killings, red spilling and flesh ripping Impressive innit, the death bringing its head spinning Just kidding, every word in this song's about two grown men Dressed up as a bird and a dog Hey, hey, how's it going? How you doing? Yeah, hit the electricity hit the electricity It's a rubbish ranganathan It's a world for no bonus episodeing I hit a cold punch hard this morning We're in the final Cold punch hit a cold punch hard this morning.

Just to sort of like. How you feeling? Still cold. It's like the cold's in my bones. It's like, it's not going anywhere. Yeah. I sometimes worry that I've gone too cold and that I'm not coming back from it.

Like my view. I think you will come back. No, no, no. I'm probably making it. No, no, you know that thing that if your core temperature drops a certain amount, you'll never heat up again. Yeah, but are you putting ice in the pool?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I put two bags of ice in. Okay, you could have a problem there then. How long were you in there for? Three to four minutes. I was at a thing the other day and someone told me three minutes is the opposite of the time, but I was at one point doing six minutes, and now I worry that I was doing too long. Well, I think you're right, you're not dead.

I mean, I think it would, like, you're okay. No, no, you've gotta go really cold. You've gotta go really, really cold, sir. I know that people don't like us talking about football, but how are you feeling today about it? Amazing, right? What an amazing, look, I feel bad because there's some people who don't wanna listen to this sort of thing, so I think we should,

we should talk about it, but it's a massive moment. It's a massive moment. Yeah. What an listen to this offer. So I think we should, we should, we should talk about a bit. It's a massive, it's a massive moment. Yeah. What an end to a game as a football fan to score. And what I'd say, right, is that incredibly into the game, last minute goal, like up on black jumping up. It was amazing. So I sat watching it in a very chilled atmosphere. It's just me and Catherine was very nice. Then I was just hit by a succession

of people just all just messaging me saying, they're going, oh, am I coming out there? Am I going to go to Germany? I'm not going to go. And last night I got really carried away and started thinking, I'm going to do it. I'm going to go to Germany. You did, yeah. Got a series that got a flurry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I thought, man, you should do it together. Which is still up in the air. It's still up in, maybe we. We were not sure. But then, yeah, but now in the cold, like day, I'm like, the old, you know, the old man, you just kicks in, right? And I'm like, it would be like,

you can think about the amazing side, England win. You're sort of dancing around in the square in Berlin. But even then, when one o'clock comes, I want my home comforts. I want to get into a nice bed. I want a little bit of cocoa I sort of like, you know bit of lavender spray so Lavender on my feet and they just sort of gradually slip away

Yeah, and then it's a sleep. Yes Fucking that's not the end but then I know yeah, and then the next hour just want to be back in England as quickly as I possibly can But then like, yeah, and then the next day I just want to be back in England as quickly as I possibly can. Even yeah, that's that's if we win, if we lose, it'll be just I can't. I just think it would just be so like the weather's not amazing. It's going to piss down. We're fighting. You're looking for a hotel. But Jesus, Lisa's actually had a bit of an issue with me on this tournament because I mean, look,

I said to her. I'm an Arsenal fan first and foremost yeah I do like England but as I've talked about before I've had a troubled relationship with support in England as many people have I think but I said to Lisa that I wasn't gonna get into the Euros and the amount of the amount of games I have watched yeah as a person that said they weren't gonna get into them the hypocrisy or the the the 180 has been pointed out to me More than one occasion by my wife. Yeah She's going just watching a game another game of that tournament. You've got no interest in is that what's happening here? Well, it's like non-stop if I then say to her. Oh, you know that tournament. I said I didn't give a shit about yeah

I'm going to Germany on the on day off I've got this week. It's a difficult one, isn't it? Also, I always get nervous about, well, you know, there's an argument that you need to put the hard yards in and go to one of the group games really to earn your stripes. Yeah, just going out for the final feels like really sort of... It's a bit muggy, innit? Yeah, just sort of standing there with Elton John. Sort of, a lot of the people have just sort of like

swagged along for the final. Yeah, also I don't like grabbed footage of me at things. It never looks good. Anyway, the point is... I mean, I'll just quickly say, by the way, I like the way that you've somehow dragged that into sort of making it like, yeah, oh, and look, it's Robert Reagan, Nathan in the stands.

Our old favorite. No, no, I'm not talking about on TV. I'm talking about this. I'm talking about people on their phones. I told you about this when I got tagged in a load of videos from Love Supreme last week, and I just found it utterly humiliating. Oh, you did, yeah, you did, yeah. The festival you were on stage at. Yeah, I just found it utterly humiliating Yeah, I mean last night a couple of people took photos of me I went to see Cypress ill at the

raw Abba Hall and people say and The disparity between how I think I look when I turn up something or how I think I'm moving Yeah, and what that actually looks like when I get sent it back I find it horrible. I am absolutely horrible. Someone did a thing you know that I forgot to say is when I was on the plane I've done it before but I was sort of chasing grace up and down the aisle and then they were filming Over their shoulders, so they're filming me coming towards them. I did like three times Like a rear-view mirror, but I think phone like that. They that over their shoulders. You didn't know this was happening? I called them on the second time and then just I didn't say anything because I pussied out. And then did they put that online?

I've not seen it online, I mean I was not tagging in it. If that person is listening I'd love those videos. You look sneak. I went to Cypress Hill last night. Do you remember in The Simpsons where this is how the whole concert came about? In The Simpsons they had Cypress Hill on there and Cypress Hill got stoned and booked the London Symphony Orchestra. And then in The Simpsons this happened and so this is how this whole gigs come about is that 30 years later I have a long later the London Symphony Orchestra and Cypress will actually ended up doing a gig together Wow, it all started from that Simpsons. So hold up. So they saw the Simpsons obviously and they've done that

It's not like it was it was massive. The Simpsons are predicting so much stuff in the future. Yeah well, that's what this that's what that's what everyone was talking about. So they they had this gag where the Simpsons are like that and then they I think I can't remember which song is maybe it's insane in the brain that they that they do a little clip of in the show. And then that I think Cypher still did a tweet a few years ago just going wouldn't it be cool if that actually happened. And then London Symphony Orchestra and then like got together

and then this is how this gig came about. So like Be Real and Send Dogg and DJ Lord who was DJing for them last night, rock up in these like full suits like they're doing a formal performance. Full London Symphony Orchestra behind them. We've got the football on our phone in the box, obviously you wanna keep up to date with it.

In the box. In the box. Listen to this guy. Living Swaggy. Alright. Big pumpers in the house. Anyway, the gig was unbelievable and there was a moment where, it's happened to me a couple of times, actually both times at the Royal Albert Hall, I went to see Kano at the Royal Albert Hall and there was a moment, it happened to Kano and it happened to me a couple of times actually both times at the Royal Albert Hall I would see Kano at the Royal Albert Hall and there was a moment It happened to Kano and it happened to be real and both of them actually last night Where they you could see them have a moment of going I can't believe this is happening Yeah, like that like and and that you know watching as a fan seeing the actual artist So have this moment of like, holy shit,

this is the gig I'm doing. It's pretty amazing. What would be nice to him, though, if he looked up and saw you in the box watching a football as that happened? Well, I was just sort of getting up, you know, I wasn't distracted. You know, it was just-

Yeah! We're gonna do a tune in a minute, bro. No, Ollie Watkins has just scored the winner, mate. Yeah, could you do, could you do, could you do insane in the membrane again, please? Could you do three lives on your shirt? It's coming home, it's coming! Yeah. Anyway, it was amazing. He went with Dinsky, yeah?

Little Dindog, yeah. I bet he loved it, didn? Little din dog, yeah. I bet he loved it, didn't he? Well, he's on a bit of a health kick. Yeah, he's been really healthy at the moment, yeah. Yeah, we kept doing this thing where I was eating stuff and he was refusing it, and it sort of highlighted to me that my lack of willpower.

He does that backstage at the moment. He's fucking actually quite crushing. It's annoying. It's annoying. I think if you're with other people like that in that scenario just abandon your healthier image. Just lose your principles. Please abandon what you've been working so hard on to make the other person feel better for half an hour. Is he looking in himself? Is he looking quite good? Incredible. I mean his starting point was much better than mine anyway You know I know you we've not discussed this but Dinesh is a much better looking man

And I'm both of us and then she's got a look about yeah And now that he's got himself looking absolutely ripped. It's just like yeah He was he was really like pushing that sort of side of things Hmm. Hmm. He's getting in his 10,000 steps every day and all that you're've got to get that 10,000 steps, baby. You've got to go hunt for that. You've got to! You've got to. Even if you can get 7,000, it's good. No, no, no. You've got to hit 10. You've got to hit 10. There's no point getting 7. You've got to hit 10. Would you believe this? Okay, that's a ridiculous thing to say.

Obviously, 7 is not as good as 10, but there is no point in getting 7. Well, no, try it, mate. Mate, I'd get 5,000 walking round the house. You've fucking got to... No, you don't. You've got to reach for 10. No, you don't. Mate, I'll tell the house. You know, you fucking gotta reach for 10. Mate, I tell you what, I've not been anywhere today. Step-wise, I've hit 1,272. You know what, fair play to you. That's a real eye-opener. I think your step-counter's wrong.

You've not done 1,200 steps around your house. Mate, I've been up and doing chores, taking out the bins, doing little bits and bobs, walking to the cold plunge, walking back. Where are the bins? In the next street? No, at the top of the drive.

How big's your fucking driveway? I'd never know, because I've never been invited around. No, it's not as big as your drive. I've seen your drive. Let me have. It's probably like, it's on a hill. Yeah. How many steps have you done today?

143. Yeah, what have you done though since you've been up? Sort of got up, wandered around a bit, had a little chat with Charlie, said hello to Alex and Theo, came downstairs. Yeah, I got here. So it sort of makes sense. And I know what you're like when you're talking to your kids, you'll be leaning on the wall trying to be cool, so you're not like, you're not pacing when you're chatting to them, are you? Well, I actually had an experience of Charlie ending

the conversation. Wow. Do you know where like, Oh! Do you know like when you bump into somebody or you're at a party or whatever, you're in a social thing and you have a chat and it comes to its natural end

and then you sort of go, whatever. This by the way, there's no natural end to a conversation. Someone has to end it. Yeah, but what, yeah, so you have like these conversation endings, don't you, anyway, good to see you, or, or sometimes you might pretend that you've got something else to do, like, I'm just gonna nip to the toilet, actually, or, I'm gonna grab a drink,

do you want one? Hopefully they say no. You know, those sort of things. Do you know how, by the way, how boring the other person's gotta be for me to be the conversation ender? Oh, I know. I'd say in conversations that I've been in in entirety, I've probably ended 10% of them.

I enjoy conversation. I could, yeah, I know you could. I could imagine you being at a gig, the band are packing up, they're de-rigging the stage, and you're still in the chat because that other person has a legumption to bring the conversation to an end. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, Charlie did that to me.

Wow. So every chat. Anyway, I've got to get ready for school. Yeah. Anyway, Charlie did that to me. Wow. So anyway, I've got to get ready for school. Yeah. Wow. That's a big moment. That, you know, because Alex and Theo probably already done that. Right. Yeah. He also said, love you, which I know sounds sweet, but I think that was him going, Oh, look at the poor old bastard. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So sad that I've ended this conversation.

I'm going to try to stop. Yeah.. Yeah, yeah. It's so sad that I've ended this conversation. I'm afraid we'll stop. Yeah. Love you, mate. Yeah. Fucking losers. Oh, God. That's what you say as well to someone that you sort of feel bad for when you end the conversation. I know. Or walk away. I love you, Brian. See you soon, yeah?

Catch up soon. So, how are most of these zooms? It's... Okay. Is it weird that he probably, as you walked off, he said to Charlie and Alex, he's like, was I out of order there? Or like, because he's just so fucking boring. Yeah, they did change my name on my Netflix profile

to Thirsty Dad. Oh, you're joking. That's a bad joke. I'm joking. That'd be so sick. Right, should we do some emails, Tomboy? Let's do it. That would be so sick. Right, should we do some emails, songboy? Okay. A lot of people, by the way, are saying that the way we beat the Dutch,

there was, you know, the first sort of kick into the Dutch was the poo monster story. It sort of feels like that's the retribution that we needed. Sorry, say that again? We've not beaten them since what? No, no, no. You know the poo, like we had the poo monster at my running with the Dutch guy on holiday. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I've seen that as well.

Yeah, a lot of people saying it's the poo monsters can take a lot of responsibility for that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. For that victory. Yeah, I like the fact that- It wasn't a penalty though, was it? Huh? Yeah.

It wasn't a penalty though. Well, maybe the poo monster was there just subliminally working away. Okay, this is from... It would be a great end of Harry Kane that just jumped out of fucking... like Zaffy Simmons or... The Pumas! Oh, fuck off.

You've got your win, just fuck off. Yeah, I don't think we should do the accent anymore. Yeah, a lot of people went in on that. Yeah, yeah. OK. Oh, actually, by the way, just quickly, I have to apologise. I've had quite a lot of people messaging as well about the Bevo situation. Look, I'm so sorry. There's no situation? What do you mean? Well no, a lot of people have messaged saying that they didn't really know who Bevo was and they've gone in a deep dive into Bevo and it's ruined days of it and I'm sorry for anyone who's been subjected to that little pleb and his

uh his life so yeah so I don't think he's a pleb he's a fucking he's an antithesis of a pleb if you're gonna this is means it's the opposite Okay, he's what is... He's the antithesis of a fucking decent young man. He is a fucking dirty little pleb. If you were to draw a pleb, you'd draw a picture of Bevo. I think he's just been misled, mate. No, he's not been misled. I think he has not been misled. I think actually people tried to put him on the shoulder and fucking lead him the right way and he said no. Okay, fine. I mean he's done a video of going into the job center. Yeah, but that might be you're not falling for this

That all of these things are like he's like him being broken his girlfriend money. I was fucking so tragic I know this his girlfriend running out on him and then fucking two days later. They're back together. They've brought a dog It's like by the way, what worries me is this, Pete, we're in a situation that we are now fucking with a spin-off podcast for Bevos for TikTok. I know, I know, I know. It's really bad. Welcome to the world for now, you know the rules. Tom's got some noodles, I've got some tofu. Dinner and the order of Bevo. Dinner and the order. So Scott some noodles I've got some tofu They're not dinner

Let's get into emails before I really depress myself and ask JT not to put this out This from Alex the inquisitive echidna here Let's say how much of a fan of a fan I am of you both. Both of you are highly entertaining and massively watchable. Being an expat in Australia, it's hard to consume the human content I love so much. So being able to tune into you guys regularly is exactly what I need. I just wanted to let you know, no matter how un-broadcastable you may think the episode is, episode 34 as you mentioned, keep putting it out there. I need it in my life.

As a single male in my 40s, no ex-wife, no children, hearing about the poo monster honestly filled me with joy. It gave me fond memories of my niece and nephew, also a possible insight into my parenting, should I get the opportunity? Keep up the good work, thanks, and there's no question there, it's just sort of, being up the poo monster.

I like the fun of the poo monsters doing this fucking work, bringing joy to people, that's what the poo monsters there for. Well Well last time we talked about the Poo Monster we talked about the fact that Catherine was very keen that you didn't that the Poo Monsters is very much a holiday fling. Yeah yeah. And you weren't bringing it back. At the moment he hasn't come home it's a bit like drop dead Fred or any imaginary friend he sort of stayed in a cupboard in Spain. I like the fact that sort of like. Like the Babadook. Yeah, I like the idea that a dad sort of like

goes into the room that we were staying in and he's sort of like a bit sort of burnt out and broken down and opens a wardrobe and the poo monster enters him. And then from there he's just sort of like, he's doing the poo monster to his kid. And he, you know, a little bit like Hook in a way. But instead of.

It's quite a good idea for a horror film actually. Yeah, sort of. But instead of, yeah. It's quite a good idea for a horror film actually. Yeah, yeah, the poo monster. Yeah. But yeah, it's a choice. Also, do you know what makes me really happy is when I hear someone in Australia. I don't know why, I just always feel like when someone in Australia, which is the other side

of the world listening to this podcast, I always just feel, I'm so jealous that you're going to Australia and I'm not. You can come if you want. Yeah, but you're going with the family. I don't know. I end up them being a bit. I'm not going with the family. Are you going with the family?

No. Because you know what would crush me is if you're going with the family and then I start doing the Poo Monster to sort of Theo, Alex and Charlie. They're too old for the Poo Monster. Yeah, that would crush me as well. Yeah.

Like it would really crush me. Because also your kids are so polite and so sweet. I know that Theo would be sort of rough maybe actually Alex would be there sort of having to go to you or even grats and go yeah I know he's trying to be funny and sort of trying to get in with us but the poo monster thing's so tragic he did it at the waterpark the other day and loads of other kids started bullying. This other conversation would go Theo would come over and he'd go dad can have a quick chat. Tom's a c***. You know your mate he's a big sad f***. You know Uncle Tom yeah like he's a nice he's a good Why is he trying so hard? Like...

Oh my God, that would break my heart. Dad, he's just... He's a nice guy. He doesn't need to do all this stuff. Like, the other morning he was waiting outside the hotel room, and he'd like he did a dance. And he said, who's ready for another adventure in Oz? Just... Just... Dad, please. You know, the other morning he hid under Charlie's bed all night

and jumped out and shouted, Poo Monster. And Charlie kicked him in the face. It's... LAUGHS So you're not doing Poo Monster. You're jumping up. Has little G not said that she misses the Poo Monster? Yeah, again, it's a sad state of affairs

that she's two and a half and it feels I Think she enjoyed the poo monster, but I think she's almost forgotten about him since we've been back She had you know, what was quite motion. She had her first day at nursery. Yes. That was quite sweet little moment Oh, how did it go? Good. She loved it. Settled in quite. Yeah, just yeah Sort of great. They grow up quick. Enjoy it. Enjoy it. You. They grow up quick. We know that more, mate, because your kids are older. Yep. OK, thank you. I feel like I was there. OK.

This next one's a very quick one actually, it's from Kelly. Yeah. Now, you know I DJ'd at that festival. She has said, hello, would love to see Tom do a live DJ set. Please advertise for podcast listeners. That's what I don't know what that means. Please advertise for podcast listeners. That's what, I don't know what that means, please advertise for podcast listeners. Well it would mean that I'd have to get something in place, right?

And then advertise. Yeah, I guess the question is, would you be up for doing that? Yeah, I'm not gonna go on my own though. You've got mine too, smooth. I'm not fucking going out just on my own DJing. Well, I do think you don't have to be able to mix. You can just play the tunes, can't you?

Yeah. What sort of stuff would you play? A bit of country, a little bit of pretty little of country, a little bit of quite an eclectic mix of country music, hip hop, sort of prog rock. What rock? Prog, prog rock. It's prog rock.

Oh, okay, progressive rock, can I hear? Yeah. I think you know that Protestant rock songs. Yeah, but that would be prox, wouldn't it? You said prod. Production, production rock songs. Prog rock, yeah, yeah. I've been saying prog.

This is the thing that fucks me off in life. I've been saying prog rock probably for the last fucking 30 years, all right? No one's ever pulled me up on it. Tom, let me just stop you, okay? How many times has it come up in conversation? Because I've been friends with you for a decade. I've not heard you say it once before today, okay?

I think I've said prod rock to you before. Never. I've said it, I reckon, and you've just been half thinking about something else. You've been thinking about what you're having for your tea, or whether you're underpants are riding up around your balls too much. Like, and then obviously, yeah. I'd probably it would be an eclectic mix. I'd like to think it would be like a sort of like jam-packed

night of absolute fun, bangers. But I'd need someone out. I'm not doing it on my own now, just be embarrassing. Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look Look look as you know Martin loves you and he can play anything that can be to should play out

Yeah, that could be quite fun. Yeah. Well, maybe here's an idea. We do wolf an hour live DJs. Oh You know, it's that be amazing like a wolf an hour night of music and fucking fun. Yeah get those two, you know t-shirt cannons Yeah, t-shirt cannons But fucking like you stayed star by stage stage dive, Martin stage dives, fucking Gratz comes running out, he stage dives. Yeah. Yeah. Be classic for you to just stage dive during a ballad. Right. The ballad moment would be my favorite moment. When China in your hand fucking peaks, I'll just stare across the stage. the fucking... No letter fire dreams are chained in your hand and then you just like go off the edge of the stage.

And I just look around and see Martin going, he's gonna fucking do it. And then Martin just jumps over the fucking decks, he does it and then you go, oh fuck it! And then you just start throwing yourself in. Make some noise if you saw the owl break his ribs. Well Kelly, it looks like you've just fucking spoke talked us into it is happening big fucking Christmas do wolf an hour live DJ night

of music and craziness coming to you coming to you soon. No no no no no this is like I know we shouldn't workshop this on the show but this is what I think we do. We do a live podcast where we do the chat and then it becomes a night after that. What do you think of that? Oh, wow. Where would you do this? A whole thing. This night of absolute bedlam.

Well, it's very unlikely it's gonna happen, but let's just- I think we've kind of got it, yeah. Let's do it. I don't know where we'd do it, but like. The Roundhouse in Camden? Yeah, because then that way we're delivering two things that people find underwhelming

Jimmy you've been signed a well with section become like quite well they become well, they become well Yeah, not overwhelming just well me. No well me. Yeah Well, yeah, I know also, you know, it'd be a nice thing to hang out me you Martin Gratz Dennis Yeah, sure the flow will turn up. Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah flow Can you like but by the way the number of times that fly gets annoyed she doesn't express it as annoyance but also of suggesting things and then going no can you make the flows basically now just started entering the group game is this actually something

you want to happen or is this just another fucking yeah yeah yeah on the wall for now what's that group the number of messages is like, so I guess that we're doing this, are we? No, no, it flows now to a point in the WhatsApp group, it's like, is this something that I can waste three or four days of other people's time for you two then to go, don't worry about it? It's...

It was a ridiculous idea. I think a crazy big night of Wolf and Our Bedlam would be, you know what, even maybe get like the Rag and Bone men to come out and sing as well? Yeah get some fucking No, yeah, Becky Hill could come Becky yeah, yeah, thank you. Yeah Cass is dead. Oh Cass would be amazing You know, it's like this, you know, what it'd be fucking cool if we could rival the jingle bell ball Yeah, wolf and our Christmas party that'd be great. Yeah, just a real edge Even though even though we're rivaling, I'm gonna say this,

let's not put it on on the same night. No, no, no, no, no. I'm just saying that, let's get that straight out there. Oh man. The live acts thing might not happen, but I think a Wolf and Our Christmas Party would be great. Yeah, I think it's good, a Wolf and Our Christmas Party. Okay, fine, thank you Kelly.

Thank you Kelly, You've inspired us. Yeah. Hopefully that, we can fire that along the other things that we've definitely done. No, no, no, I think this is happening. I'm already pumped for it. I kind of want fucking Christmas just to come tomorrow. I want it to be the party tomorrow.

No, don't wish your life away, little buddy. Okay. Oh, that might be my favorite thing you've ever said. Ha ha ha! Oh, you prick. Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Somebody here has put up, Dear Wolf, Owl, Swan, Cat,

this is from Leda, Wolf, Owl, Swan, Cat and various young Cubs, Owl, Owlets, Sign signets and kittens. Just been listening to the first episode of the Above podcast where everybody knows your name. I think it came out two weeks ago and a bit below pops up about minute 50. Thought I'd share it because how fucking amazing to have Tom's name being banded about in such company. So I think this is Will Arnett. You're doing Murderville, which I really love, and you improvise, it's great.

Murderville, based on this English format, Murder and Successville, we had a lot of luck bringing that over. The great Tom Davis let us kind of bring it over here and try a hand at doing a version of it, and then he goes on to explain it. Does that feel pretty amazing, Tom? Yeah, it's a nice thing to hear.

I mean, if I'm honest with you, I'm still sort of quite puzzled about the Christmas party, so. No, that's nice to hear. That's quite cool, though, isn't it? Very cool, I'm still sort of quite puzzled about the Christmas party. So, no, that's not it. That's quite cool though, isn't it? Very cool. Will Arnett's a lovely guy. I'm very, yeah, he's a really sweet man. There's something about Americans

recognizing you, or talking about you, that we still, as British people, see that as like a, by the way, this is not me doing down what's just happened. I think it's incredible. Murder success was amazing. It's amazing. No, no, no, no, no. But there is something about Americans finding out or American stars talking about or American

people recognize that feels like in Britain, we see that as making it, don't we? He does his own podcast and he was talk chat to Adam McKay. It's so funny that. And then Adam McKay brought it up. And Adam McKay's like, you know, made every film that I fucking adore. And yeah, it was a pretty fucking amazing thing to hear your name mentioned in that sort of scenario. So yeah, but yeah, it is what it is.

Right, you're not fucking, you know, I'm not, I've taken it as an amazing thing to be talked about, but yeah, I don't, I don't, yeah. It's nice, and it, you just. Tom's very worried about not sounding humble enough here. I don't know if you can detect it. No, no, no, I'll bet, it's not about sounding humble. It is about the fact that I find it very,

I find it more, I enjoy taking a piss and having a laugh with you more than I do having someone turn around and say, look, this was amazing. It's very nice, it's always lovely. But I find it really quite uncomfortable at times. I find it uncomfortable with people. People in the street when they're lovely,

I saw a night, there was a, for them yesterday, they said some lovely stuff. I don't know what to do. If someone turns around to me and says, oh, what, are you you going to be tomorrow? I'll go and have a conversation. I find when, and now it's made me when I chat to people, go sometimes it's quite uncomfortable.

I can go over the top chat to people about, you know, whether it's a musician or a footballer or a boxer, whatever. I can become quite, I worry now that I've done that to a lot of people and make them feel uncomfortable Yeah, I had this is nothing like that. But um, but I just was reminded of it. I did a bit about Iggy Azalea ages ago It got shared by Tally quality the rapper Tally quality right shared on his Instagram, right and it got like a second life or whatever and um, I was interviewing a rest of development on the I shared it on his Instagram, right? And it got like a second life or whatever.

And I was interviewing Arrested Development on For the Love of Hip Hop on Radio 2. And we do the interview, they perform Tennessee live in the studio, it was like an amazing thing. And towards the end of it, speech from Arrested Development goes, hold on a minute. He goes, are you the guy that did that Iggy Azalea bit?

And I went, yeah. And he went, oh my God, I love that bit. And my reaction to that, Tom, as cool as that was having that happen, my reaction was as embarrassing. I was just like, oh, you know, it's just a bit I did like, like ages ago, it just sort of, I don't know. It's not even like, you know, I've sort of, I don't know.

It's not even like, I've sort of watched that bit now and I think, oh, didn't deliver that very well. But yeah, it's just a bit. It's just a bit. But have you seen it really makes you, it makes it worthwhile being funny, actually, and saying funny stuff. If you'd have said to me years ago,

arrested development would recognize one of my stand up bits. It really would be my last dream made. That's great. Can you get off my lap? It's strange we're having this conversation with you setting up my lap. Talking of that, what I found insane the other day, you had Miriam Margulies on your show the other day

on your radio station. Did she genuinely not know who you are? Well, that is something that's being debated in the comments. I think she genuinely didn't know who I was. That'd be insane. Why is that insane? Because she works in the same industry. Look, don't get me wrong, I'm not bigging you up.

You work in the same industry. You're telling me at no point has she ever come across you at any of your work. It's not no I Just I don't get that well if we could just deep dive into this the conversation goes when I Used to be a message says did you I mean you can watch the clip, but I'm just yeah I'm just in this chat she goes I Used to be my teacher. Did you yeah before this? I mean not before this I mean before I did comedy and she went you do comedy. I don't think I knew that about you now

She doesn't say I didn't think you did anything apart from this She says I didn't know you did comedy now. I think that's a reasonable thing to know to not know I was what I think is she thinks you're just like a radio presenter. You're you Yeah, and like, you know, she might have seen me on I don't know the weakest link It's like she thinks I'm a presenter. I think that's reasonable, isn't it? A lot of people don't know it There's a lot of people that don't know I do stand up. Really? I think That's the main thing I think you are That's you though. That's that's how we came to know each other

But you sort of think if you if you watched I don't know Something else we could slink is like a big the reason I keep saying it's because it's a big show If you watch the week thing you're not necessarily gonna go let me deep dive into what else that guy does The first thing I do I like someone on TV. I see what else have they been in yeah, but I wouldn't say you're look No disrespect to you, but you're not a typical person. Are you you know? Not everybody is like Googling everything they do and then sliding into their DM. That's the point I'm trying to make.

You said that no one's watching you going, what's this guy's story? I like him. He's funny. I'm not saying nobody's doing that, but I'm saying there's a lot of people that watch that show that don't give a... So you think she's turned up on the show and just thought, oh, he's actually quite funny, this presenter. She thinks you're like Jamie Kingston.

She thinks you're Jamie Kingston. I think she's of a certain age. Fame's come to her late in life, right? She's, oh, she's been around for years. Easy, bro. I know, I know she has, but she is, her fame is peaking now. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

There's no doubt about that, right? So she's just like in this whirlwind, like being seen as kind of a national treasure or whatever. She's doing a PR run for her tour and then she gets whisked into this Radio 2 studio to talk to this guy. Why would she know what else I do? I sort of think it's reasonable. I always just think you want to know what the other people in the office are up to. I think it's the interviewer's job to know everything about... Yeah, yeah, don't... Look, by the way, I've been interviewed by people who've got no idea who I am and it's the interviewers job to know everything about Who've got no idea who I am and it's been fucking yeah, I made sir me, sir I've been interviewed by you know, not naming names, but I went on to do a book chat

They didn't even know what the book was called I don't expect you don't expect me to read the book because that's unreasonable because People have got like, you know, there's only so much time in the day, but I've had people I've had interviews where they go, see, you do it. You've done a book, Ramesh. So what is it? What, what exactly is it? And then, and then all the questions off the back of that would be like, so what

was it like writing a book? Did you always want to write a book? What do you think of books? A book, something that you sort of are in favor of generally? It's not, a lot of people don't read books anymore. Do you think more people should be reading books? Books are good, aren't they? So I guess what the conclusion of the chat is,

is Ramesh has got a book out and books are good. Thank you. You know, it'd be like that. I think the same show you're talking about, I went on that same show. And I went on, I did a show called Action Team. I'd written a couple of years ago. Not the most watched thing I've done.

I was still very proud of it. But Vicky McClure was in it. Vicky's like a good friend of mine. We went on this show together. I sat there for most of the interview. I think the people interviewing thought that I was Vicky's big brother or Vicky's cousin that had just sort of walked into it

and sat next to her. And then for the entirety, the interviewer got the name of the show wrong. So they turn around and go, oh, and the action squad looks amazing. Yeah, action gang looks really fun. It looks great. And who else is in action gang? And Vicky was like, oh, well, Tom's written it. And oh, OK, so Tom, you're in that and you've written it. Oh, wow. I didn't. Yeah. So you wrote Action Rangers and you're like, yeah, let's action team. And then looking over and going, actually,

like all of this information is there on the fucking autocue that you're reading. It does feel a bit disingenuous that you're not even bothering to look at it. Yeah. I had no, look, what I would say is I guess it's a shared experience for us too, but I didn't know you'd ever done BBC Asian Network. But fair play. Oh, you cheeky little rascal. You are cheeky and a cow's behind. Right.

That brings us to... That's it. That's our time. So we've done our GT. I think it was all right. I'm going to say I often as we get into the latter sections of an episode of this start to reflect on how I stuff I think I've said early on in this podcast. I'm not happy with a lot of stuff I said sort of the way I phrased it and stuff. You know, the you generally have like a debrief to yourself after every one of these and sometimes during okay Yeah, yeah, yeah About my hat choice, I look a bit like I'm sort of why I feel like I sort of look like I'm trying to be a Sniper or something. What is that?

Aries Aries hat you're a big Aries. It's Aries hat. You're a big Aries fan aren't you? Yeah I'm a bit of Aries. Do you like, let's not get into this, we're about to start talking about star signs. Anyway, thanks so much for listening guys. Big love everyone. If you want to hear more star sign chat that will be on the next episode. We'll get star sign astrology expert. Alright sweet guys, thanks so much.

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