Wolf and Owl - S3 Ep 40: Friday Bonus & Not-So Spanish Beers

Episode Date: July 26, 2024

We’re still together in the studio for this week’s bonus show. So once caps have been sorted and a phone holder arranged, we kick things off with Tom explaining what the CrowdStrike meltdown was all about (definite fact-check needed on this), and Rom recounts a mis-judged joke at his kids school performance. Then it’s onto your emails, which this week are on the pronunciation of Madri beer and a question about Tom’s early adoption of weighted vests. Thanks for all your messages - keep them coming at [e-mail] Instagram - @wolfowlpod TikTok - @wolfowlpodcast YouTube - www.youtube.com/WolfandOwlPodcast Merch & Mailing List - https://wolfandowlpod.com A Shiny Ranga Production For sales and sponsorship enquiries: [e-mail] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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That ain't just a mistake, that's an awful howler Both of them are known to pull up at your shows Have the crowd witnessing the murder like they're rolling with a gang of crows Fuck their censorship, let em see the whole thing They stay dressed to kill, never sheep's clothing Dark enough to turn the sun to the moon, you'll see nothing All you hear's a huff, puff and a huff expect killings Red spilling and flesh ripping, impressive in it

The death bringing its head spinning, just kidding Every word in this song's about two grown men Dressed up as a bird and a dog for which we probably should have brought a chain of clothes to sort of give the illusion that we're doing on a different day. Maybe we could both take off our top halfs. What, like topless? Well, no, no, I was going to go t-shirts, but we could go topless. Yeah. Yeah, oh yeah, caps, yeah. I can't, my hat hair is so bad, do you want to see it?

Yeah, man, I can go like this. Oh yeah, I can go like this, isn't it? Yeah, bonus when they go back to front. Yeah, that's got a cool look. Okay, that's good. Let's have a look. Yeah. Oh yeah, great. Yeah, that's got a cool. Yeah, that's good. So look Yeah, oh, yeah, great Okay, cool yours does look really cool. That's a really cool cap. Do you like it? Yeah, your one? Yeah

I'll get one if you want. I don't know if you know my trouble is what I don't my head is so big Yeah, it's but it's adjustable. Do you have special ones? No, yeah, but the adjustable ones I it's always like the adjust ones for me is I've got them always at right at the end of the tether Yeah, it just looks like sort of two lovers that sort of like being pulled apart I've broken a lot of the little little Peggy's. Yeah Anyways, an electric start to this bonus But we're face to face again, I think it adds to the Allure chemistry. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's nice.'s nice. You know what it is though, it feels very

different, very different. Do you mean to do? Yeah, yeah, yeah I feel like sort of, and also we came so in here so so hot we weren't, yeah there wasn't like a chilled vibe. We came in we were like boom we're in the studio. Yeah, we should do it in the studio all the time shouldn't we? Yeah I think but what we should do is. Would they let us do you think? I hope, I think what we should do, we're in the studio. Yeah, we should do it in the studio all the time, shouldn't we? Yeah, I think what we should do is. Would they let us, do you think? I hope so, I think what we should do if we are in the studio is we have a little bit of food with JT, we have a sort of, you know,

and then we come in and we've got like, you know, we've all sort of related and we chilled. I also think there's got, lots we said about sweet JT, like being like, you know, sitting there and when we've got like, sort of words we might be going wrong or stuff to look into, JT could be there just to sort of go, hey know, sitting there and when we've got like, uh, sort of words we might be going wrong or stuff to look into,

JT could be there just to sort of go, hey guys, it's this, and sort of shut, throw it over to us. JT's still here, by the way, also in the same clothes as we are. Not in our same clothes, he's in his same clothes, he's wearing it. Yeah, he's still on the microphone. It'll be an amazing moment when JT gets his first taste of the microphone. He will be bored in, my friend. All I thought was I wonder how long you'll go on without any response you got down a podcast what do

you mean well you look very far you still got we both got that food in their teeth it's nice yeah good to do that on my catch line anyway JT's with us and it's great it's great it's been a lot of fun how do you think the first one went that people have heard two days ago I enjoyed it I and it's great, it's great. It's been a lot of fun. How do you think the first one went? That people have heard two days ago. I enjoyed it, I thought it was fun. It settled in nice. Maybe, yeah, I see the pressure to do the closing thought was nothing like I've ever known before.

I like the fact that you, by the way, made the most of this little iPhone holder. Well, I'm doing the emails, aren't I? Yeah, I know, but I've never seen you use anything as much as that. Well, yeah, because we don't genuinely see me doing a podcast in a studio. No, no, no, no, but I've never seen,

like, by the way, don't nick that. I'm not going to nick it. Because you'll be coming back here, don't steal it. We can borrow one for you, but you seem so in, like. I'll just put my phone, I'll be using it. Yeah, but you moved it around, like you're showing off now. No, no, I'm not moving it around. I was not on camera when I had it,

because I'm trying to charge my phone as well. You can charge your Apple Watch on that if you want. No, I've got full charge. Shout out, Apple. Okay. Just before we get into actual emails, I keep getting emails, and I don't know if this is some sort of scam thing

But it's like can I just confirm our stay for the 11th to the 15th of August? It'd be like stuff like that and there's a scam So what do you spot what happens and you go don't run a hotel and where do they go from that? I don't know if they've got I don't know. I always worry about these well Then they've got like you've responded and they can just like harvest some of your information somehow right okay there's got to be something that there's a there's a big game you know so much a foot man yeah I want to get into it now but you don't want to get into it you got me really careful okay I'm gonna say the reason I don't think you want to get into it now is because you've got no

more to say on it no that's what I honestly think hackers are becoming more and more I mean look what happened the other day with that guy who pressed that wrong button. Whole world fell apart. Yeah. What actually happened with that? Someone pressed the wrong button and- Okay, just stop a sec.

All I know is there was an issue. Yeah. Okay, I've not been across this story. So I'm gonna take the maverick decision to base my understanding of what happened purely on what you're about to say to me right now. Yeah. JT, are you across this story?

No, okay, fine. So this is, both JT and I are going out into society. Okay. And if anybody asks me about this story, I'm going to use exclusively what you're telling me now. Go for it. Basically, some big hub of information over in America, somewhere like Cape Canaveral or somewhere like that, right? Big information overload. One guy, it was obviously I think it happened on a Sunday

so probably sort of skeleton crew, skeleton stuff, has he basically, I don't know if it's a bit like, do you remember Lost where they had to keep typing in that code? I don't know if it's a bit like that but like there's a button that you have to keep pressing I think just to keep like... Like, do you mean when Homer gets the chicken to do his job for him? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it sounds like it's a bit like that. Basically, so we don't ruin the equilibrium of the world, right?

So there's like, always... So there's a guy that has to keep pressing a button to... Well, I don't think it's just one guy, but I think, like, yeah, let's just call this guy Sal Montero, right? Right, Sal Montero. Right? Right, Sal Montero. He, um, Montero. You can't even get the name right of the name that you've given him five seconds ago. Let's just call him Big Sal.

Okay. Big Sal works there. He's, you know, he's doing a Sunday shift, right? Yeah. As far as I'm aware, he's doing probably Saturday night into Sunday. Right? His job is to press this button, um, or press A button. And there's a few buttons there.

Sal's probably been out, let's just say it was like his wife's 50th. Yeah. His job is to press this button or press a button and there's a few buttons there South probably been out. Let's just say it's like his wife's 50th, you know, she's a bit younger than him He's basically gone in next day. He's had a couple of drinks. He's on his own He's pressed the wrong button by mistake Pandemonium across the universe. I shouldn't bring just the world could be further afield. We're not too sure as yet We've done it with around vacations of sales actions. But what I'm going to tell you now is everyone's now looking into it and saying, look, we've got to be a little bit harsher when it comes to others pressing these buttons. Can't just be any old Tom,

Dick and Harry or sale. So that's it. Oh, so they've changed the system now? No, haven't changed as far as I'm aware, mate. And I'm talking as someone, I'm not involved in this or any of the discussions. I know that and by the way and it's good that you clarified that because based on what you've said I could forgive people for thinking Tom has he has got some sort of inside information on this or is involved in the industry the level of detail that you went into. But as far as I'm aware Sal stroke the person who pressed the wrong button isn't I think

he's they got rid of him. He's gone? I think so, yeah, yeah. I mean, mate, look what the problems it caused, weren't like tenfold, they were probably a millionfold. Yeah. There's a lot of problems, man. Flights down, doctor's appointments,

nurse's appointments, all kinds of appointments. And it just shows you, man, you could think you're a small insignificant part of the world That guy that went into work that day not knowing what a big day it would be for him. Yeah No, it's the last day that yeah Probably went in on Monday as well. And that's when they saw yeah, they said what the hell you play that I imagine over the weekend He's thinking Yes, probably this this hasn't gone well. Imagine if it was his birthday on Monday.

Yeah. Everyone had got him a cake already for his birthday. And obviously he's made that big fuck up on the Sunday. And there was a whole meeting going, look, we know South Fucked Up obviously on Sunday. We got a can of the Caterpillar cake here for him. Do we still give him the cake or is he just going to be sacked and clean up his desk?

And that would have been quite a... Do we still give him the cake or is he just going to be sacked and clean up his desk? And he goes, you know, that would have been quite a... I went to watch the boys in, my boys, sorry, in like, they did this performance thing the other night. So, listen, I went to watch and there was a woman, like, basically a woman passed out in the theater. Oh, fuck, right. So, it was me, Lisa, and then two of Lisa's friends

had come to watch, right? Yep. So Lisa's mates went and grabbed, this woman was with two kids, her husband was there, they grabbed the kids, because it was happened just before the interval, grabbed the kids. Oh, worst time of the day.

Took them out of the, into the thing, right? So then Lisa and I go over and go, what can we get? And they wanted some water, these girls. So we went and bought some water. And then I bought water for everyone. They were the kids. Pardon? Well.

What? No, that's a lovely gesture. They should've bought water for everyone. What, everyone in the theater or just the family? Just the family. Oh, okay, yeah. And like, yeah. I just had this idea of like,

put your money away, I'm about to buy the bar. Only water, only water man. I don't want anyone taking the piss. Come on guys. So what, you brought water for the whole family? Yeah, and then. Someone called an ambulance? Pardon?

No, it wasn't required, it was like, it was just like, anyway, I came back and got the water and then the dad came over and said, okay, she's better now, let's, thanks a lot for everything you've done. And then I said, as a joke to Lisa and her friends, to Lisa and her friends, I said, they've gone now. I said, do you know, do you know, have you, do you know how to get their contact details

to get the money back on that water? Right? As a joke. Yeah. A rubbish joke. Yeah, a little rubbish joke. By the way, can I just ask how, I bet that dad's handshake was hearty and firm. He didn't shake my hand. Really? Yeah. You've brought the whole family water. Well, he doesn just ask how, I bet that dad's handshake was hearty and firm. He didn't shake my hand.

Really? You've brought the whole family water. Well, he doesn't know that, does he? Yeah, but he didn't question where it came from. No. Someone else will be taking the credit for that, mate. You're fucked up there. Congratulations to them.

I don't know what they'll cash, use that. I don't know what they'll parlay that into, but good luck to you. Anyway, I then, so I make the joke, Lisa's friends look horrified and I realize that they don't know me well enough to know that I'm joking. But everyone's joking about that, right? What kind of psychopath's going to ask for that money back? But then I went only joking. You shouldn't have to... You shouldn't have to say only joking.

But I did. I did. They don't know you, but they know what your comedies are right. That's your that's the very a very Romish joke Yeah, I was gonna write a scene for you and that would be how you'd you know Okay, well when I said I only jake and one of Lisa's friends said I was gonna say oh Wow, so they obviously like this part of the thought I really meant it this part And there's probably problem that still thinks I really meant it and I tried to say only joke their opinion of you by the way It's just this is post post This is pre pillow gate

Yeah, oh my god. Just by the way say and I adore you man. You know, I love you, bro But here we go. No, no, no, no, it's a poor much rises down and bend over No, I'm just gonna tell you something. Yeah, they're all sitting in the gym, right Lisa comes in Arne's good weekend babes Don't even. Fucking. Ended up walking around Bluewater. We had to go in this pillow shop eight times for Ramesh. You've met Lace,

right? Yeah, I know. I can do it in real voice, but yeah, I'm just for the... Okay. We had to basically go in this pillow shop like eight times. Just so Ramesh could... You've met Lace, right? Go on, do it properly. We went into this blood-clawed shop. So she's like, um, so Ramesh could get this pillow. What pillow? What pillow are you talking about? Oh, he's got his heart set on this pillow. Oh God. Um, what has he brought it from the wall,

from the money from the water that he got back? And that would be, you'd have, you'd have been, they'd have been, people and scratching on you, boy. They'd have like, seriously. Your name would have been mud in there. And then someone else, like Lee from, you know, behind the bar would have walked. What? Lee from Steps would have walked past and just gone,

what's going on, what you talking about? And they're like, oh, Robert Schragger, don't talk to me about it. Okay, all right. Yeah, he was horrible to me when I went on the weakest link. Yeah, okay. Oh, really, what did he say? And then before you know it, oh, Rommie Schrengen, don't talk to me about it. Oh, okay. He was horrible to me when I went on the weakest link. Oh, really, what did he say? And then before you know it, mate, it fucking spirals. Yeah.

Next thing you know, I'm fucking on League of the Rhine, we've got H on. He starts ripping into me for being a tight-fisted bastard. What's this about a bloody pillow, Rommie? What's this, say, mate? Okay, let's do emails. We've already got ripped through half of this. Hey, Rob and Tom, you sweet, sweet souls. This is from Deb the Mama Bear. Oh, wow. Yo, Deb. Are you happy with that?

Not really. Okay. A bit eggy. Hey, Ron and Tom, you sweet, sweet souls. I hope this email finds you both well. I'm not one of those people who usually writes in or gets involved in other people's arguments. However, when I heard on the pod

that a gentle giant like the wolf gets harassment while trying to enjoy a pint and watch the footy, I felt really annoyed You know this is in relation to I think so Do you know or not? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, I've had like when I've been out football and no it's a much specific when you were at the box part Yeah, yeah Before Rom goes in two-footed apologies Tom and I know that you've heard this before But it's mad jury not Mag fool. I'm not a fool. I'm not a fool. I'm not a fool. I'm not a fool.

I'm not a fool. I'm not a fool. I'm not a fool. I'm not a fool. I'm not a fool. I'm not a fool. I'm not a fool. I'm not a fool.

I'm not a fool. I'm not a fool. I'm not a fool. I'm not a fool. I'm not a fool. I'm not a fool. I'm not a fool. I'm not a fool.

I'm not a fool. I'm not a fool. I'm not a fool. I'm not a fool. I'm not a fool. I'm not a fool. I'm not a letter and I've been literally, I've been inundated with people. I didn't even, I was drunk when I saw it. I've never even heard of it. By the way, they should be happy we're shouting its mouth off.

It's no San Miguel this stuff. It's not Estrella. You know what I mean? It's coming up sixth or seventh for me. It's a new lager. It's getting a little bit of expose. And everyone's just, oh yeah, by the way, mate, it's Madri, not Magri. I'm sorry. I didn't know I did a G and a D when you had fucking sevens points of

star can look very similar if there's two letters that could pretend to be each other it's those two. I might say E and F have got an argument there haven't they? Maybe L and I, but anyway, alas, I digress. Deb, thank you so much for... Well, she goes on actually. But what I'm going to say is your reaction is more to the other, because Deb's actually been quite sweet here. She's not having a go. Deb's just been sweet by the way.

I've had a lot of this for the last week. Because she goes on to defend you actually okay do these morons know it's actually a brand that's owned by Coors okay they take advice only on the Spanish blend and it's brewed in the UK so keeping people in gainful employment idiots listening to the incident being relayed really made me feel like putting a comforting arm around the big guy shoulder I am I'll expect nothing less steps you're a queen I am however only five foot two I'll sit down for an

embarrassing way so I'd imagine you could end up being a snack there to do this with it so I will send a virtual hug via this email I can feel it go why I'm going to be... Why are you talking like the opening four bars on an R&B song? Deb, if you're out there, looking for that hug girl. For that hug girl? I feel it now. Thanks a lot for mopping up that lager thing. I can feel that warmth of your armpit on my shoulder, girl. I can feel that warmth of your armpit on my shoulder, girl. You know, we know. Actually, while we're talking, can I just apologize resoundly?

Just Saturday gone, I did some shows in Glasgow, lovely crowds, thank you so, so much for everyone. I sweat a lot on stage. And after the show, some sweet souls had stayed to have some pictures and have a chat. My BO was off the scale, right? To the point where I sort of started apologizing. I said, I've just done two shows back to back. I'm sweating quite a bit.

I've had spray, but there's a bit of a smell of BO, especially on my right hand side. For some reason, my right was smelling worse. And I sort of made this joke. I said, my right armpit smells worse than my left. And Gratz, who's one of the sweetest men that I think we both say either us know, Gratz went, no no, they both smell the same. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha nasty way. He said it very much. He was just letting you know. Yeah, like, you know, mate, seriously, probably. What's happened is-

Don't linger with people under your arm. And by the way, at six foot seven, everyone's under your arm. It's not like, everyone's nose is forced into my armpit. It's not a nice place to be. Yeah. Why are you putting your arms around them? That they come in and everyone, yeah.

But I just think if your armpits stink, just keep your arms down, right? Yeah, but- You can still do the photo Yeah, you can't do that it's awful. Oh, no. No, you're right. Just wipe your sweaty asymmetrical armpit stench all over them Someone come walking out just go and kind of stink a beer. I'm alright, I still have those left. I really stink, I stink a little bit. That's weird. I absolutely stink of raw onions.

Yeah, so apologies for anyone who got caught up in that wave. Yeah. I don't think, it's weird that you say that, because I just don't think you stink. No, no, I did this day. I was usually very very very good with that But yeah, I did pen and ink. Mm-hmm. Okay, fair enough Okay, next email

Hi there, by the way, thank you. Thank you. Deborah. Thank you. It's really sweet You're absolutely raised Tom spirits. Yeah. Thank you. You're a good person and I need that on my phone. Yeah. Okay. Okay. This is from the Stoic Terrier. Okay. Hi there, Wolf, Al, Swan and Falcon. No. Falcon? No. Hi there, Wolf, Al and Swan brackets Falcon. I hope you're well. He's done a joke here. Admittedly, I'm more a fan of the work of two of you in particular, but I'm sure Tom tries the best he can.

I'm sure. It's a joke. I'm a new fan of the pod and started listening in January. I've now been keeping up to date with the EPS from 2024 and also started from the beginning, went around out of other stuff to listen to. I was writing to you to congratulate you on the way that the pod has grown and diversified

over the last few years as You will recall in the most recent app. This is gonna blow your mind And I'm surprised that you didn't say this as you will recall in the most recent app Ramesh mentioned how he and Lisa had invested in weighted vests and have been taking walks in them. Yeah, I was shocked When this morning during my commute, during my listen to episode 21, dated the 28th of April. Sorry, I've got something in the back of my throat. Dated 28th of April, 2021,

Tom recommended weighted vests to Ramesh. Wow. It's great to hear that Ramesh does listen, even if it's three years later. Hope to see you soon. Going to go water now. Going to go water now. What's that mean? Going to go water now?

I don't know what that means. Okay. First of all, you didn't mention it at the time when I said I've got weighted vest, did you? I've literally got something in the back of my throat. What the fuck is going on? I'm genuinely worried. I've got something in the back of my throat.

Is it? Yeah, it's horrible. Is it because I've started talking to have to read out the emails and you're allergic to that? No, no, no. Based on your behavior. I think it's a bit of hair from a beard has got into the back of my throat Okay, do you wanna?

Christ it's horrible. Yeah, join a moment um one of them got my guess your trouble within the studio rough against it um If I'm honest with you when you were talking about it I did sort of think I have had a white vest for about three or four years and I was sure that I would have recommended this to you. But then thought if I haven't done this and I then bring it up and say I've recommended these before and then you went, no you didn't and then it's a big monster ball hanging out of my mouth. So yeah, I just sort of thought, yeah, maybe he'll recollect. But there is a world in which,

the two options are not I recommended to you or I haven't recommended, you could have just said that you've got one without saying that you recommended one or not. I've had one for years, I've had one for three and a half years. But you didn't sort of, when I started talking about the weight of this, you didn't come in with it.

I knew you had a bit, all right? I didn't have a bit. I'd seen the bit on Instagram, I knew that you were, I knew that you were working towards something, I knew about the Ick thing, and I just thought, you know what, let him run this one out,

because what I didn't want to do is just get in the way of what actually was a very funny story. I haven't got any funny, well, I said I haven't got any funny Weighted Vest stories. I fell over in one, I didn't got any funny, well, I said I haven't got any funny, um, weight vest stories. Uh, I fell over in one. I didn't realise. This would have been great for you to bring up when I did my story. As it is, we've had to wait for an email to come in to...

No, I fell over in one. And mine was 25 kg. And I couldn't get up properly. It was really... By the way, I did a thing the other day. I saw the before and after. I was thinking about you, JT. I felt like I was there. No, no the way. I I did a thing the other day. I saw the before and after I don't know about you JT. I feel like I was there One thing is about Tom Davis when he wants to be a lot of it at the moment is I'm worried

I'm choking. Okay, I've got this worry me I felt like me and Katherine are going out for a walk Katherine was like you can't wear that And we were going out for lunch as well. I was I'll just take it off at lunch I said you went for lunch and well. I was like I'll just take it off at lunch. I'd slip out. You went for lunch and you carried on wearing the waistcoat? No, no, no. So we walked downhill, we were off-roading. Was Catherine wearing a waistcoat? No, she wasn't. No, no, no, no. Because we were going out for lunch.

You were going out for lunch with Catherine? Yeah. I get obsessed with things. I have a real obsessive compulsive problem. And you put on a 25-kilogram waisted vest. I was like if I'm investing in a weighted vest and we're walking to the restaurant, I'm like, that walk is a significant walk. Okay.

We won't go for a second walk today. This is a really good opportunity to wear the weighted vest. First of all, can I just say, that is a lot of weight. Yeah. Regardless of whether you're going to lunch or not, that's a big weighted vest. Yeah, it's ridiculous. I didn't even know you could get 25 kilos. It's a ridiculous size. It was from an art, I'd of you get a lunch or not. That's a big way. Yeah, it's a ridiculous I didn't know you could get 25 kids. It's a ridiculous size

It was from I'd seen at Middleton This was 2021 so it was a different time It was a different at Middleton then. Now if anything you've got more into. At that point I was just- This is back then you had a casual Daniels. Then he started hearing about his politics and stuff like that. At that point I was just sort of buying a lot of stuff that he talked about and now I'm really buying

the stuff he's talking about. You're buying his whole philosophy. But I basically, yeah, so I bought this really, really heavy one. We'd gone for this walk, we'd gone through, we had some woods where we were living at the time, we'd gone through some woods. We had a little cut through, and I'd gone downhill,

and I'd got top heavy and fallen quite severely. Are we talking about a tumble? Yeah, I'd sort of went to tumble. Did you keep rolling? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I kept rolling and then literally, how heavy is yours by the way? 20? 20, but I haven't even used 20 yet.

I've been doing it at like, I took it out. I took a couple of plates out. This one's one that had a steel plate in the back, steel plate in the front and other weights in it. So it was quite. What did Catherine do when you were falling over like that? Well, she laughed. And then I struggled to get up

because it was like, brambles on the floor and also 25 kg around you. And by the way, similar sort of thing to you, it was, I didn't have to, I knew the straps were there, but it was very, very, very tight and I was a different shaped man in a lot of senses then. We didn't get to, I'm not only, I'm wearing a massive weighted vest,

but I've also fallen out. I've got some scrapes And I've also got really dirty hands now I'm quite grubby And also a bit embarrassed I imagine I go more humiliated The place we were going was quite a nice sort of bistro like a place we get sort of you know And you turn up looking like you've been on military maneuvers. Yeah So I get out sort of's sort of like joking, like I'm gonna go, she's gonna go first, I can catch her up.

So she goes in, I don't know, I'm gonna whisper to the bathroom as quick as I can with a 25 kg weight vest. Go in, wash my hands, have a little wash up, and then I come back. What I should have probably done is taken a weight vest off in the toilet in the bathrooms, but I decided to take it off in the middle of the restaurant. Fucking hell Tom.

So I've pulled off the weighted vest and also pulled off my t-shirt that was underneath the weighted vest. And also like 25kgs, as you say it's quite a lot. I've pulled it off and then it's sort of like, trying to get hold of it, but also then... So you go from trying to pull this off to suddenly it's falling away from you. Yeah, it's falling away from you, but then also you're trying to pull your T-shirt back over your head and back over your body.

Catherine is like absolutely, yeah. Mortified. Yeah, she's right. And rightly so. Yeah, and the waitress and people are laughing, other people don't have a table, what the fuck is this guy doing? Yeah, absolute cunt. Catherine rightly so. Yeah. And the waitress and people are laughing. The other people would have a table and go, what the fuck is this guy doing? Yeah, absolute. Catherine's apologizing.

I've apologized to him. And then I'm like, have you got anywhere I can put this weight vest? And the woman was like, well, we have a coat in, but I don't know if a hanger can sustain a 25 kilogram weight vest. So I just had to lean it up against the wall in the corner and people were coming in going what the fuck is that? And I was like I was a weighted vest. And also what was Catherine's point, and Catherine's one of the funniest people I know, Catherine's

fingers, what was hilarious was I walked somewhere and the idea of losing weight is you wear a weighted vest and then had a three course brunch. Like of course I had to start a full fry after that to pancakes with a milkshake and coffee and then put the weight vest back on and went, oh well that'll work, I'll walk it off. So yeah, I mean that's my weight vest story. What made you not want to tell that last time? Probably yeah, I mean I think every time I think, I don't don't know if I'm honest with you the stripping back of dignity

I was quite enjoying your story. It was a good story. Yeah, that story is great. I sat there with potpourri Okay, this is oh no, it's too long to read out. Let me skip to the next one Oh, okay That's JT ladies and gentlemen, you've heard it's JT. We might have to wrap up anyway. Oh, okay. That's JT, ladies and gentlemen, you've heard his voice. JT's saying we've got to wrap up. Cut that bit, JT. Yeah. Actually, yeah, okay, let's wrap it up there then.

Yeah. So there we go. Back in the studio, back in the lab, as Ron calls it. And, you know, because you fed that post up the other day. Yeah, we'll fail in the lab. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you told me to say that Anyway guys, I hope you like what we've cooked up. We'll see you next time friends. Bye. Bye. Take care See you say we're gonna do this again, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like this. I like JT in the room I love you. You know what as well, we've got a big table. I do think we need guests.

I do want a guest. Listen, if you make a decision to have guests on a podcast, it's because there's a creative reason. It's not because you're sat at a big table. Yeah, but that's what you do when you have dinner parties, right? What? Well, you get a big table in your new house, you have a big diner and go fucking home. You sit down and go, oh, I've got quite a few chairs.

I wish I could get some guests. It's supposed to be a fucking reason, isn't it? Mate, I think it would be hilarious to look around and see Adele there pissing her pants. She'd love it. Yeah, turning around to you and go, you're a bloody nut, you psycho with the pillows. Yeah.

And you go, oh, fucking hell, you're a gorgeous looking woman, that's for sure. All right, thank you so much, see you later, bye. Ha ha ha ha. If you have a problem, opinion, feedback or anything at all, please email us at wolfalpod.gmail.com. That's wolfalpod.gmail.com. Thank you.