Wolf and Owl - Top Pastry Choices, Friendship And Beard Tips

Episode Date: September 3, 2026

How do the boys keep their beards so well groomed? In this episode of Wolf & Owl, Romesh and Tom tackle your listener questions, from friendship and what happens when life starts to change, to beard maintenance. Elsewhere, the boys rank their top five pastries, debate the merits of puff, shortcrust and filo, and attempt to answer the important question: how many samosas could one person actually eat? Plus, there's some holiday fashion advice, a debate about the perfect swim shorts and a deep dive into manscaping and the dangers of ingrown hairs. A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Platform Media. Chapters 00:00 Intro 02:32 An email on changing friendships 04:42 Tom’s advice 06:40 Rom’s advice 08:57 Top 5 pastries 13:50 A question on holiday clothes 16:02 Rom calls out Tom 17:35 Holiday attire advice 21:17 A compliment from Tom 23:11 Beard questions 27:40 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Yo. Yeah. What do you want? Beak or jaws, feathers or fur. Sharp teeth or feet with claws. Whatever's prefer. Just kidding. Every word in his song's about two grown men dressed up as a bird and a dog.

Yo. Welcome to the email special. It's email special. It's email time. It's email time. It's email time on the world for now. Do you? It's email time.

I don't want to go to this too much. It's email time. Do you ever think It's email time? I'm the world for now. Whatever happened to Chico? Is he him from Crawley? Yeah, he is.

I think he's still in Crawley. What? I remember seeing a clip of him on that. What's that Jimmy Carr? I literally just told you or something it's called, isn't it? That show that he did on Channel 4. And they had Chico on there,

and then he said, I'm sorry, you're not famous enough to be on here. On the celebrity. No, it was a joke. Oh. And then Chico walked off. And I think it was like it was a memory test or something. But that's the last thing I saw him on.

Because that thing when he used to do, it was It's Chicootown Yeah It used to be like Did you like that Yeah There was an era around then

Where you just sort of think What the fuck's like Like X Factor When X Factor is really You know that What was his other Wagner What the fuck was going on?

Yeah but It was almost a more general time Like people are broad going Have you seen what's number one In the UK Chico time It got to number one And the cheeky girls

One of them brought down Parliament Touch my bum this is life When we were first breaking through These go, Jedward Yeah I mean Jedwood actually

They've got a bit of You know They've got a bit about them He'll got them on the radio this week No No but I do think I'd love you to do a single Like a rap with Chico time

Yeah Can he can he rap? I don't know What is he doing now I don't know why I'm getting So many full up questions Yeah but he lives in Crawley Yeah

Ask me anything about anybody That lives in Crawley No but you're two The biggest names From Crawley I don't know what he's there now Should we find out insane that your paths haven't crossed.

His name's Chico Slimani, I think. Yeah, Chico Slimani. He's a fitness and wellness guru. There you go. Oh, wow. So he's arguably gone into the, to do the only thing that you can think is worse than his music career. Can I just say, it would mean a lot to him if you followed him and gave him a bit of a prop, props and try to big him up as someone from your area. That'll go down a lot really well, I think.

Yeah. We can snip, can we? Okay. Should we do some emails, Tommy? Yeah. Okay. I'd love one to be from Chico. I'll go first if you want. Sure. Hi, Rom and Tom. Relatively... How do you know this is not about a bereavement? Okay, yeah, okay. I've really got to stop that. Hi, Rom and Tom, relatively new listener to the podcast and now I can't stop listening.

I can't believe I didn't know about this podcast. I didn't know this podcast existed before because I was such a big fan of murder and successful. I reckon I do my DIY sleep voice once a week. Rom is okay too. Why am I... So this happens to me on both the podcasts I do. Yeah. I'm a punching bag on this one

and I'm a punching bag on my own one. You're because you're the big name. You but what? I'm not the big name. People think you need to be brought down to earth, I think. That's more patron- Guys, I'm a person. Yeah?

Guys, can you... I am a fuck... No, don't. Don't, no, no, no, no. No, no. Your favourite rum has rang an act in a moment from TV. Please don't. Things he's done that make you laugh and chuckle.

Please don't. Please don't. Moments have made you cry. Anyway, let's not make this about me, carry on. I was hoping to get your advice about something. My best friend and I have lived together for the past five years, but over the next few months, we'll both be moving in with our girlfriends. Well, we're both excited about this in the next chapter.

I think we're also a little nervous about what it means for our friendship. Living together has given us a nice level of... I'm adding words, giving us a level of closeness that's hard to replicate when you're no longer sharing a home. I think we both care deeply about maintaining a friendship, but we're unsure what it will look like going forward and how intentional will need to be about making time for each other. I worry if we're not careful,

we'll end up letting a friendship fall by the wayside. Do you have any advice on how to navigate this transition and maintain a close friendship after going a separate ways? Thanks so much, the bumbling bear. Bumbling bear. Have you lived with a friend like that? I need a year, but not since then. Um, bubbling bear. Uh, your best friend, uh, sounds like an absolute legend. And you sound okay too.

Oh! Oh! One in the clip. And I'm only joking. Um, I, well, I do have some thoughts, actually. Do you want to go first? Oh, yeah. I, I think in life, naturally, these things as you progress, when I met Caffin, I was living with a mate. And if I'm honestly, it was a very good friend. But I do think naturally, as you, as you, you know, change and you know I think you have to you've done when you have to throw everything into the fact you're in a new relationship with someone you're in a relationship with someone you're making a home with and hopefully a home that you're going to be staying in for the long term and I think for both of you that has to almost be the priority and I think if your friendship's strong enough I think

it will just evolve into being sort of a slightly different thing if I think you'll actually have that space away so seeing less of each other the time that you do have together will be that a little bit more special I think but the sounds the day. you've got someone that is going through the same thing as you are at the same time. So actually that's, you know, you're both moving out. You're both with these new people. So I think you'll have someone to lean on and discuss and see how, check in on each other and see how you're getting on. And I think I think the worry about things not always staying the same isn't necessarily a thing to actually put too much emphasis.

I think growth is great. And I think both of you growing as young men and, and evolving as human beings is a good thing. And I think as long as you're always having those conversations, you're sticking around, you're checking in and each other, I think your friendship will grow stronger more than anything else. And that's my point when I first moved in with Catherine, I think I lost sight of that a little bit with the person I've been.

I got to, we both moved out, a similar situation, and I think we actually drifted away apart, drifted apart, and we're sort of back chatting a lot now. And that's just a nice thing. but I think you can fall into a trap of not keeping an eye on it. So whilst I think anything like you're going through now is great, I think moving forward is brilliant. It's also just, yeah, always just paying Jews back to your friendship.

Bambling bear, I think that, like, it's quite, I think it's like quite a unique situation to be, like when you're living with somebody, you do get really super close. Yeah, right? And then what happens is your friendship, and it's not an easy thing, your friendship isn't going to be the same

because you were forced together by circumstance. I mean, you chose to live together. But what I mean is, then you're seeing each other all the time. And it happens by default that you're seeing each other loads. And now that's not happening. And so actually, you know, it is going to change. Inevitably it's going to change, obviously,

because you're moving on to different parts of your life. But I think you're right. I think if you want to keep that friendship going, then you make sure you keep in touch and you stay on top of those things. I feel like, because my original thought was like, let it take care of itself

because if you want to meet up with each other, you will meet up with each other. But the truth is, I want to meet up with you all the time and vice versa. We're not on it as much as we could be. And so it doesn't happen as often as we'd like. But that doesn't mean I don't want to meet up with you.

It's just you get carried away with other things. thing. So I think your thing about, you know, keeping an eye on it and going, we haven't actually, we actually haven't hung out for a while. Sometimes I end up in friendships where the other person is much better at that than me. I don't know if you ever have this. And then they'll go, we haven't seen each other for ages. Let's link up. I'm not very good at it. So I would say bumbling bear, try and be on that. And if both of you sort of say to each other, let's make sure we keep in touch. So Rob and I have to do this quite a bit because when we're filming together, we see each other all the time

and then we don't sort of lead to link up and then when we've got a period where we're not filming with each other for ages we have to make sure, not make sure but you sort of go let's make sure we do not make sure but let's make sure fucking kill me, fucking dickhead. Anyway,

something for me to worry about later. The point I'm trying to make is you have to make an effort you know to link up. I like it when you show those little sides of yourself. What little side? Yeah, I mean it's happening to be fair it's happening in my head

all the time. Yeah, but it shows you're not. Very rarely do I let it. I think this is the thing you need to do more. Okay. Show you. You're vulnerable there. I would do.

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me and my mates had a dispute over the top five pastries and things got heated. Obviously there's puff, Felo, short crust, shoe, Danish, flaky, all with reasons to be top of the list. The puff versus short crust decision was particularly divisive. As Tom is one of the UK's most trusted voices when it comes to food opinions,

along with romish providing balance and reads, reason. I believe you'll both definitely have a take on the top five ranking. Hope this isn't too controversial to air. Thanks Matt. Have they given us their top five? Puff, short cross, two Danish flaky. So I don't get this. If that's their top five, well, that's at six they've given there, isn't it? Yeah. What's your top five then? And why? Well, I think Philo they've been very, very kind to. If this is their top five in order. Philo's shit. Yeah, Philo's shit. Let's just get that out of the way. It's shit. There's a lot of...

I think flaky's incredible, but I would be going, puff pastry all day long. Great place to have puff pastry at the top. Really? By the way, you've been in the baking business. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, I'm not really been in the baking business. A company existed for 100 years I got involved and it shut down. It's the basic summary. But I would say, look, short crust is your staple. right? Yeah.

That's like a good centre back. You build a team man. I like short crust. I love short crust. I love, yeah, I really like short crust. Yeah. Like, I really like short crust. Yeah.

Like, I love short crust. Wow. I like I'm a big fan of short crust. This is the, yeah, the most invested I've heard you in anything. Puff, so Filo can get the fuck off. Fela can fuck off. I go short crust, we can agree top. Yes.

Yeah. I really like short crust. Yeah. Jesus. Cause. Puff number two? Yeah, I'd go puff. It's a durable, it's great on the basis.

I think anything with puff pastry is nice. Yeah, I'm going to go. Marmite puffs. Yeah. She's a Marmite puffs. Flaky three? Yeah, yeah. Danish is, but Danish is good.

Danish, mate. I would say shoe and, I keep shoe in above Philo. Yeah. I think shoe pastry is wonderful. But shoe is kind of... Shoes, by the way... Shoes got to be on top of its game to mix in and amongst the others. Yeah, but also shoe is, you know,

everything with shoe pastry pretty much has cream with it or something sweet and delicious so it's, yeah, it flies up the rankings shoe is helped by its partner. Philo is the biggest ticket. As if you believe online, I am in every partnership I'm involved in.

Rob, Ron. Can I say by the way, what kind of paste shoes of Somoza? It's flaky, no? I think it's flaky, yeah. Oh, I love Somoises. So I could eat, I can I get 100 Somoises.

in a sitting? If I sat, yeah, like biscuits. What the fuck you talking about? I fucking love samoses. A hundred samoses? Yeah, like little ones, yeah. You could not eat a hundred samoses. In a day, yeah.

Okay, now you're... If I'm sitting for... If we keep talking about this, will this become a week? Right. No, in a day, easy. I reckon, no, in an afternoon sys. In a day, you can eat hundred samoses. In a day, I could, easy.

I'd be okay? What is it? Lovely vegetables? Yeah. Yeah. A hundred samoses in a day? How big? Those little ones.

A nice little ones you get in the restaurant? The little ones? 100. Three of those is probably one big Somoza. Well, four, maybe five. Yeah, could you eat 25 big somers? No, easy. In a day, probably.

Yeah, maybe you could. Yeah, they're five for breakfast. Yeah. No, I get how the numbers work, but it's more like how full up you'll be. Yeah, but how would you tackle it? Imagine you've got 100. Today, for a million pounds, You've got to eat 100 somers in the day.

Just put it in my bank now. You're about to fucking be amazed. We've got to see you eat this smosis. Oh, okay, cool. I'll probably have five for breakfast. Five for breakfast. Yeah. Five mid-morning.

Oh, no, three mid-morning. Three mid-morning. Yeah, that's right. It's best to keep it down. Lunch, I can probably bang out seven. Okay. So how many of we eating now? I think 15.

Okay. Oh, easy light work, boy. Three mid-afternoon. Yeah. And then probably another. You've got a heavy evening ahead of you. another seven for dinner right

25 no we're talking about you say 100 yeah no these are the big ones right so how many the small ones oh small I fucking oh you know

you know he asked me do proper maths something five for breakfast five we're saying five so 15 yeah 15 for breakfast yeah

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Dear the Wolfenau, I have been a fan of yourselves for many years and I've seen you both live. I saw Ramesh when his stand-up was being filmed and whooped at the mention of Idris Elba. You love Idris Elba. You're doing a lot of the Idris Elba. Elba stuff. No, there was an Idriselba routine in my... Yeah, no, yeah. And then you've got the thing on the podcast. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Good guy. You've met him. You've had a thing with it. Yeah, man. Yeah. Cool, cool guy.

We saw each other regularly for a while. He's, yeah. By the way, every time I think of Idris, I just feel, well, he's so fucking cool. Yeah. Okay. In which he told me to fuck off. Oh. Sounds like one of my classic bits of crowd work.

Which I hold fondly in my heart. That is, by the way, I think people. like that if you do that to them. I know, but it's just when you see it written down like that, you just think, what a load of shit. Yeah, but you were probably, you're in the weeds of it then, then, yeah, I guess so. Anyway, go on. My husband's 44th birthday. Happy birthday! And family holiday to Cornwall is coming up. Love Cornwall. And my husband desperately needs some modern attire. Clothing. When asking him about what he already has to build upon, he told me his swimming shorts. Who like short shorts? Decade old. Ten years. You've probably answered this a hundred times.

Time's over. Century. Shopping for summer or holiday clothes, where do you start? The shops? I can easily go out and buy a bunch of white t-shirts. In my white T. But feel like he could do it a bit more contemporary, modern eyes.

Which I know you guys must have. He actually likes all colors. That's nice. Doesn't want to look old before his time. Hello, granddad. He's trying to be too hard or too young. Thanks in advance, the stumped serval. What do you think of my little ad libs?

I enjoyed it. I don't know what she'll feel. Because what actually you were doing to her is heckling her email. Oh, yeah. Like she heckled you. It's almost like a bit of revenge. Oh, sorry. I didn't mean that wasn't the reason I was doing that.

It felt like it could have been a Rommy revenge. Yeah, I wouldn't have done that if it was real serious. That's what everyone in comedy talks of, the rummy revenge, when we're a friend of Nathan, goes, I will destroy thee. Do you know the thing that you do more in this podcast more than any other? What? Which is where you said something that you think is funny. You know why?

It's the equivalent of like when they say something funny and mott the week and they take a sip of water. You know what I do it? Darrow Breyn does it. After he's done like a funny run. Does he really? Yeah. I do it because I find, I do it when you do. But also your face and how you react to things always just makes me laugh more.

I think you find it funny than anyone else does, yeah, but it literally makes me, even when I'm watching you on TV do things, it makes me laugh so much just because when you're doing the look like you're doing now, right? For a lot of people that,

I just think there's so much going on that it just makes me look like, you're literally, and it's a bit like, you know, like a scary dog, you don't kind of know which way it's going to go. Right, yeah, I go. You know, like, if you're with an Excel bully

in a cell, you're like, oh shit, tell me what's happened in the run-up to that? Well, you both. been arrested for different crimes. Right. Right. And they put an Excel bully and a human in a cell together. Yeah, well, there's a short on space.

Yeah. So, like, right. You get arrested by the dog catcher as well. I know what you're going to say. This is a bloody weird situation. This is Kiefer. He's a bloody exhal bully. You know, just, you know, I don't know what he's like, but he's bit three people.

So, yeah. And if you're sitting at, you're like, oh, how do I tread best here? Um. Okay, holiday wardrobe refresh. I actually think you are best place to do this because I think your holiday wardrobe game is better than mine actually. You're joking? No.

I mean, it's sad I won't be able to see this year. It's not faux humility from here, though. I'm genuinely mean that. I would say, look. You love a linen, don't you? Yeah, I do. I do. I think the crux of this email isn't really about the summer.

It's more about finding something that works. for you as a look in general. Like you have found, I've got a friend of mine, very, very fashionable guy, cool guy, loves his clothes. He was talking about you the other day, he was like, Romish has really found a look now. He's got a really good, he looks cool and everything he does, he's got a look that works for him.

And I think that's the thing, but what you would wear, I mean, you probably is a bit more crossover because we're into similar sort of stuff. Yeah. Like, like Ben is the look and it works for him. Yeah. Yeah, it's good Ben. Yeah. But it's a very specific look. Guy, dressed he's really well. Yeah.

But a guy's got. got a look and I think you've got a fight and I think the worst thing you can do is, and I've been careful of doing this, is rapidly change up and just go, like Ben's look, which suits Ben, I tried this look for Tom Davis. The worst thing you can do is buy things

on the basis of like thinking I'm going to rapidly change everything. You have to have a look I think that goes across the year and it's, you have staples of like, okay this thing works for me, that thing works for me and I think the worst thing you can do it is ebb and change all the time and then the wardrobe that's just fast.

You want bits that you can go to quite quickly and go, okay, that t-shirt looks well, that's going to me, an over-shirt looks not, whatever. And I think a lot of that is just finding people that you, similar body shapes or whatever, or how you carry yourself. I think how you're feeling every day-to-day is a way you portray that through your clothing.

I mean, at the moment, if I'm very uncomfortable, because I've accidentally brought a box t-shirt, so it's not long enough. So my stomach keeps on wanting to come out. It won't be the last time I ever wear a box tisher. It's something I saw someone wear and go, oh, that would look cool. It's cool if you've got a six-fact.

It doesn't look very good if you've got a big hairy gut hanging out from under it? Looks good if you're fucking in the 1980s fucking film or a remake. And so it goes, that's a tone tummy. Homer Simpson wouldn't look good in that. So my point is, but I think, so I think it's going out. I think, and also it's enjoying the process of finding things that you'd love. like to wear and it's about feeling good in it. I think it's about feeling good for

yourself, it's about feeling good for your partner and I think it's going out and just, yeah. So if he's had his swimming shorts for 10 years, I think, you know, I would love to go out with this guy, by the way, shopping. Like I did for you with a shirt. Yeah, for the what? That shirt I brought you.

Oh yeah, it's great. By the way, you should wear more stuff like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Actually, I went to get Charlie from his play, his thing the other day. And I was wearing the shirt you got me. Yeah. You know what he said?

You are going to love this. He says to me, I think that's my favorite shirt of yours that you've got. By the way, you look great at that stuff. You look great at a button up with a collar. Thanks, bro. And thank you for buying that for me. I love you. I think people need to make more effort with swim shorts.

Yeah. Because I think people buy any old swim shorts. And I think like lengthwise and like fit wise. board shorts was the thing we used to joke about. Yeah, you always used to say I wear board shorts. Which, by the way, have really come in now. Yeah, I'm still... These are essentially board shorts I've got on now. Yeah, but your swim shorts are not that length, are they?

No, my swim shorts. I'm like that. Yeah. Yeah. Where are you? I would say mid-thigh, I'm going for the mid-thigh short. You got good legs, by the way. I don't. You do actually have good legs. I don't know similar to cycling the other day. That's very sweet of you, thank you.

Yeah, if you got a good legs. You also told everybody that my ass crack was showing, which was sweet of you. Can I say by the way Luckily said it on camera Can I say by the way Yeah Your shoulders are insane You have phenomenal shoulders

Right thank you You should really Do what with them I don't know Where we're off the shoulder stuff Why can't guys We're off the shoulder stuff That's a choice

Right Women wear You've got really sexy tattoos Right You've got really nice shoulders Why can't Romish rang an Aathan have a little drop shoulder

number That is the thing we should bring in there in Wolf and Al. A shoulder, like a shoulder cut off where you show a little bit of shoulder it's not too sexy, it's a bit relaxed, it's chilled. I don't think we have to worry about it being too sexy.

No, but you're a little off-shoulder number. And all of a sudden everyone's walking around, you go, you know, Beckham's all of a sudden an off-shoulder number. That is something we've slept on this. Are there any off-the-shoulder men's clothing? Please. This is an idea if it isn't.

Next episode of Wolf and Now, If I wore that, are you fucking crazy? No, no, but that's not what I'm talking about. I'm going to make it for you. Yeah, that's the bit, okay, great. Okay, it's got to be a nice t-shirt. I'm not talking about it being all tight. A nice t-shirt, little cut there.

So you see your tattoos and you see your bulging shoulders. Your traps. Great traps. People, I genuinely think this could be a new dawn. We should patent this. I'm saying now. I don't think we need to. I'm saying now.

Okay. well in the next episode the shoulder drop t-shirt everyone's like honey I'm home it's like a new you great thank you house and hoots to the wolf and owl and

John John's actually not here today we've got Ben and Guy yeah and they're doing really well they're doing great they're doing great it's a different I would say it's a different vibe in the room

isn't it and John gives off a cheeky sort of we don't know if any of this is actually recording. We know with Guy at the wheel. In an effort to keep myself attractive enough for my wife to keep me around, I've been going to the gym, getting haircuts and moisturising. But my Instagram is awash with hundreds of different ways to improve myself further from body hair trimmers, beard spiky rollers, creams and potions.

I want of advice the very dapple wolf or now would have for head-to-tay manscaping for model gentlemen. Also, those spiky rollers, the same thing needs to be advertised as a beard growth stimulator for men or a face plumping wrinkle removal for women. Smells fishy to me. Whoever used it? Have you used one? Which one did you get? Peace, Matt the

Bacanico. I don't know what that is. Okay, well we talked a bit about grooming routine. We talked a lot about it. Yeah, we have. Do you know what I've had to do, shaved up my arms? How come? Because of the thing we had to do when we're in fast. We did the waxing, yeah. They looked ridiculous. I'd actually quite like the fact that it was hairy now. Yeah. What would you think about going completely

hairless. Yeah, I mean, you're not very hairy though. No, that's true. I mean, I've been waxed all over. Ben has mocked up a what I might look like with a French crop of an off the shoulder number.

You look quite, you look sexy. Yeah, I mean, it needs more grey probably, doesn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Unless we, that's the model picture we'll use for selling them. Anyway, anyway, to our friend. I'm like, I, myself, have tried most things. I'm a real fucking, I'm an easy mark for the, any, anything on the, any, anything where

they go, this will de-age you. What are you showing your pubes with now? Or are you cutting them back with scissors still? I've got a, like clippers. Pubis. Are they called pubis? No, they're not. What are you doing?

Are you cutting? Not, I'm not a lot. I'm just taking, I'm weed whacking, basically. You have to put something down on those your pubic hair is like bamboo I'll come back come back stronger do you use like no but do you use like

no it's not like I'm not fading it no yeah I've started trying to do that a bit more right like I was like otherwise you're having like you're going down to skin level right yeah I don't go to skin level no Oh, okay, okay. Yeah, I've been using like clippers, so I've got like proper clippers for it. So at some points since I've known you've been completely bald down there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And how do you find that? It's when it starts growing back is the problem. Yeah. I knew a guy, actually you knew it. You know Ross Lee, the comedian? Yeah. He got really bad in growing hair on the back of his balls.

It was biblical. He showed me once. He showed you the back of his balls. Because he was in so much pain. He had to go to the doctor's, though. can get it out. They had to get it out. Ingrown hair is going to be savage. No, I just respect to you, but I don't think I'd be going, oh, fucking, you know what this needs? Tom Davis to have a look at it. No, but you'll be really careful when you're shaving

anywhere. I've got an ingrained hair. I've got one here, I think. Yeah. Yeah. So what are you going to do about it? Well, I was going to show you after. I got an ingrowing one here. It was like just when I started the play. Yeah. And I had to just have a tash. And so I hadn't used just a razor and wet shave for such a long time. And I did it and then a day later I started to get this horrible, like it was really angry bump.

And then they gave me some sort of like some sort of cream or something to sort it out. It took a while. Yeah, it's awful. Yeah. But they're really satisfying when you get them out. I also had a friend Justin who got a, he had a thing on the back of his ear. I don't think it's in great hair or just a spot. And we

for ages, you need to squeeze that thing. His ear was just like, blown more and more. We were in a pub one day. He squeezed it and I've never seen puss and blood like it. It was just pouring down his neck. It was just I love that stuff.

I live for it. Thank you so much for listening to and watching another episode of the Wolf and Al Alphanau podcast email special. Wolfelpod.com if you want to send us anything at all. No, thank you. Actually, it doesn't bother me. I don't look at them.

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