Worlds Beyond Number - Fiasco! (Part One)

Episode Date: November 11, 2025

A simple chicken-tater-funding contract goes horribly wrong when our heroes paraglide straight into hell. Dodging revenge plots, subteranean fish stomachs, and a devil with very specific terms, they just might make it to the altar… if they survive.This is Fiasco! — our first video podcast and a GM-less free-for-all. Join us as we plan a wedding, face sworn enemies, and fully embrace chaos.Watch the video on YouTube or wherever you watch video podcasts. We are:Brennan Lee Mulligan as Barck Harmblinb (and also the Devil)Lou Wilson as Leaf Harmblinb (and also Dave)Erika Ishii as Frances McDormandAabria Iyengar as Purell Fitzgerald With sound design from Marty ScanlonEdited by Zach DelauneCo-produced by Laservision ProductionsFiasco is brought to you by Bully Pulpit Games. We are playing the Dragon Slayers playset written by Logan Bonner SPECIAL THANKS TO: Shannon, Melanie Bowman, and Amanda Freberg Transcript of this episode coming soon!

Hello and welcome to Worlds Beyond Number plays fiasco. I'm Brennan-Ly Mulligan. We're recording this at Dynasty Typewriter here in Los Angeles, California. We couldn't be more excited to bring this video, actual play, to life. Thank you so much. And if you're checking us out for the first time, go on and head over to the fireside, our Patreon. Today we are playing the fiasco play set that is called Dragon Slayers by Logan Bonner.

Thank you so much for this beautiful guidance in how to play this game that we have promptly made a mess of. But our apologies. Sorry. The name of the game. We're playing an adventuring party here in Fiasco today, and I'm playing Bark Harmblin. He's a Dwarven Adventure. He's his old as dirt. No, I'm going to cut you off.

Bark? Bark Harmblin. Armblen. B-A-R-C-K. Oh. God. B-A-R-C-K, H-A-R-M-B-L-I-N-B. It's like an attack on me every time.

The Bark Harmlin is a, he's a Dwarven Adventure. He's a root-and-tooting straight shooter. He's got an axe on his back, hammering his hand, and an axe in his head. And I'll tell you what, folks, he couldn't be more delighted to be 485 years old, and he couldn't be more delighted to be here with the love of his life, has promised and betrothed. A little bit of a May-December or honestly might be made New Year's Eve. I'm old as hell.

But folks, where are we talking about? I'm getting married to this little lady. I couldn't be more excited. My friend and yours being played by Mr. Lou Wilson. Hey, what's up? I'm playing. My name's Lou Wilson. You know me.

You love me. I'm playing Bark Harmel. arranged wife. Yes, that's right. We're in an arranged marriage, which we love. My name is Leif Harbland. I'm 175

years young. I am a pronoun she, her. I am a dwarf because that is what we are. Wait, wait, wait. Did you take his name already? Yes, very much so. Well, we've been arranged to be married

for over a decade. So, engaged to be engaged. Yes, let's get everyone used to me, the Lady Haramland. You know, you got... Or in custom. Why? Am I marrying someone with a different last name? Disgusting. I am a novice adventurer with several fewer axes than my to-be-husband.

I have one simple hand axe that I carry at my side. I'm also in charge of the polymorph. I'm also in charge of the polymorphed toad that was one of bark's former allies. I think that's everything you need to know about me before you learn a lot about me. So I'll introduce the person to my right if we were, if that was possible. The one, the only, Erica Ishii, who did kill my father. Oh, hi. I'm Erica Ishii, but for today, but for today, I'm going to be Francis Macudorma.

I am an elf, a high elf, us high elves have a deep and rich culture, don't you know? And I carry a bow and a sword, though it is dainty and lighter than air. And I did kill his father, it's true, but it is for a very good reason that will be revealed at a time, dramatically appropriate time. Yeah. And here is another disgruntled fellow disgruntled elf. Please meet a Bria Iyngar's character. Hi, I'm a Briaheingar, and today I will be Purell Fitzgerald.

I am another disgruntled elf. We can talk about what has made me so mad, and it might have something to do with the marital customs of some of our party members, but we won't get into that here and now. I just, I'm convinced I need to be happy for them, so I'm going to. Yeah, everyone else here's got several axes and bows. I carry a bowl full of frigid cold water

from the top of a mountain. I'm the caster in the group, so it's a bit of a splash hazard, but, you know, we make do. We make our magic however we need to. Yeah, what else is super important? My good friend, Bark. Sometimes you're dealing with a cult

and you get in there and you don't realize you've walked into the middle of the ritual. He was bleeding, I was bleeding. We sort of high five at the end because we thought we had kind of nailed the mission. Oops, we successfully completed the blood pact. So now that's my blood brother. My pronouns are she her,

but I am a brother and I have a brother. So, you know, rough. Ooh, there's been a pen cap in my hair the entire time. Great. I'm going to stop talking now. And that's what you get when you watch a video. You get to see the pen caps in our hair.

Now that we've met our brave heroes, brace yourself for improvised scenes inspired by their relationships. Before the end of the scene, one player will determine if it will end positively or negatively. Okay, I would like to establish the first scene. It's between myself and bark. It's us planning, doing some wedding planning before we go out on the last adventure before our wedding, which is at the next full moon. But I would love some scene painting of me and Bark's home by my fellow players. You know, I think you've got like a cute little underground sort of dwarven situation. But the money that we're getting from adventuring, I feel like we have to invest in your home.

So I think it's got lots of little tunnels connecting. So you've actually got like a big house just underground, but it's like eight distinct little like bubble rooms that are all connected by long, lovely hallways. Right now in the entryway in preparation for the wedding, there's a pile of purple napkins, half of which are folded into the shape of fanciful little hats. and there's a seating chart. There's, you know, it's constantly in a state of flux. And as we go on more adventures and there's the political situation in the realm changes, you have to rearrange the little figurines you have in the, on the seating chart there. And Francise keeps on killing people's fathers, so it's getting really hard to figure out where to place you.

We might be able to start our own table. Fun. I think Bark is looking at all the folded napkins that are in the shapes of hats. And just really looking and being like hats come in so many different shapes. How do I know these are shaped like hats? What kinds of hats are they shaped? And I think he just starts bleeding from the nose as he stares in the shape like hats. Barcl?

Shaped like hats. Bark, are you all right? Are you bleeding again because I'm bleeding? Oh, yeah. Hey, I tell you what? we got to plan this wedding. It's happening at the next full moon. That means we got less than 30 days to plan this dang

wedding. We got to plan a meal. We got to plan a theme. We got to invite a DJ. Bark, what are you talking about? I've already handled most of these things. I've got us a DJ. It's your cousin.

Oh, dang it. It's your cousin branch. All right? And we've already got, we've already agreed upon. It's going to be chicken taters. Chicken taters for everyone. All right? You know, Bark, do you, do you want this?

I mean, I just feel like you haven't been present, and I know it's arranged, but I really do love you. I love you too. I'm sorry. I feel like what's going on in my heart is... Talk to me about your heart. I always imagined. You know, it's been a family tradition as long as I can remember. you

an older dwarf an younger dwarf an adventurer and a younger dwarf an adventurer are arranged in marriage through the holy bonds of matrimony the skills of adventuring can be imparted one to the other

I remember my first marriage when I was a young dwarf I got married to the oldest lady I'd ever seen we were married for 19 beautiful days and then she passed. I think getting married again just makes me think that maybe

maybe I won't be around for that much longer. You're going to make it more than 19 days? I know it. I know it. I hope so. Well, chicken tater sounds delicious. You know what would be fun? Skiball. You want to do ski ball?

I'd like to do a ski ball. I think we can get a ski ball thing. My dad has already put in a lot. Wait, that's right. My stepdad. Because my real dad is dead. Oh, my God. He was killed.

Well, we all like Gerald. He's a good stepfather. He's the father that stepped up. Yeah. Oh, that's great, Francis. I'm glad you like my stepfather. I think that's awesome that you like my stepfather. I think that's such an awesome energy to bring to this space.

You like Gerald. Oh, no, Gerald's great. I find him super lovely. Like, he's got nothing on Howard. but Gerald's great. God, Howard. Wait, did you call your dad Howard? Well, that's how I remember him.

Oh, sure. I guess I could go, Daddy. But I think that there's just something, I remember all that he was, and in that, I choose to remember him by his name. Because he was more than my father. He was a community leader. He was a paraglider.

And he loved to dig. God, did he love to dig? I remember being out there. in the tunnels with Howard, and I'd turn my back for one second, and I'd come around, and all you'd see was a deep, dark hole, and you'd hear the distant sounds of shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush.

That was him, just digging. I also loved that you were friends with him, you know? I'd look at me as eye and say, Howard, I'd love you with all my heart, and one day I'm going to marry your daughter, and I'm going to die right after. No, you're going to make it more than 19 days. Okay.

We all loved Howard. Why I killed him, it remains to be seen, but... You could say it any time. At any time. At any time. You say that all the time. You're always like, no, it's not the moment yet. The tension's not high enough.

One day, it will be right. I think we're letting tensions get a little high. I know we are now less than a month until the big day that you've been waiting 10 years for. So why don't we all just take a big breath? Maybe, oh, we're gonna let the breath out. Oh, okay, great. Why don't we all try maybe going on like a little adventure? Oh, sure.

Oh, sure. Oh, sure. Yeah, and how are we gonna be able to pay for all those chicken taters? That's right. Chicken taters don't pay for themselves. They don't. Well, maybe we should get started on that adventure. And you know what?

Speaking of your old man, speaking to Howard, and I'm going to pull a paragliding, a parachute out from a closet. You know, we live our lives underground, but the sky, and I have a need to fly before they realize who you really work for. What? And now I'm going to stuff a contract in my vest and say, to the sky! And I'd like to pull, do someone else want to pull how to resolve this? Right for Howard, a negative outcome.

I'm gonna look and say, I'll never leave. And the wind pulls the paraglider and shoots me out the window. Oh no! Oh, fucking dead! My arranged husband! Mark! We gotta go after him! We have to. Uh, we gotta get Howard's backup gliders.

Oh, sure. That's right. We do have plenty of backup gliders. God, is this wedding even gonna happen? Down the West Hole. Yeah, it's a wind tunnel. There's only one. I'm being pulled apart by bats. We cut to a scene where Bark Harmelin being rocketed down a cavernous subterranean wind tunnel.

Paraglider ripping into his under arms. His shoulder blades crack under the massive pressure of the wind pulling him down. Enormous three-eyed bats screaming sonar. Blast-waves of blasting men! As he rockets down the wind tunnel, bouncing off the stone. Bam, bam, bam, bam. Driving the axe deeper into his head that's already stuck in there. Axe gone.

Shield, gone. Pants, gone. Rocketed down into a subterranean river. Fucking drowning. Guy through giant eaten by cavefish swallowed. Deep in the dark inside of a cavefish. An interior light bioluminescent begins to glow. as he sits in the upper digestive tract

of this massive subterranean cave fish. He looks up at the light. Inside the cave fish, a smaller but still enormous angler fish. The light, allure, he is eaten by a second fish. I'm fucking turduck into two fish. In the smaller fish, tighter, less comfortable, smells worse. He looks around and he recognizes an old friend

or perhaps enemy. Oh my God, it's my old enemy. Dave. He turns to Dave. What's up, motherfucker? Dave. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Dave. This is working out nicely for me. Dave, you got to eat but two fish. I did. Well, actually, I only got eaten by one fish, and then a second fish came along and ate that fish. Oh, I got to. And then I found myself turduckin, but mine came after the fact. I actually got eaten by the fish in sequential order.

God damn. Well, you old son of a bitch, did you orchestrate this? Did you make me look for Howard's old paraglider shoot and get sucked out the window by the wind tunnel and run before my marriage? Yes. This is all. Don't lie, Dave.

No, no, no, this is all. You are not going to power game me in this moment, all. This all is going according to plan. Dave is going to produce a switch blade. I always dreamed that you would meet your maker at the end of my switch blade inside of a fish, inside of another fish, after you'd been supersonic blasted by three-eyed blats. I wrote it in my journal, which if I had on me, you would be able to read. I don't have friends. The moment that blade comes out, I think we get the heartbeat of the fish, and it's now, it's kind of a sick beat.

Yeah. Turns out this actually is actually. like in the bioluminescence, it's really kind of like neon pink. We're really doing the kind of like Greek bath scene from John Wick right now. I look at you at the switchblade inside this thumping fish lit like a rave. And I go, you're me. I don't have friends. I have a gun.

And I'm going to jump to the side and start firing as I shoot sideways through the air towards a series of crates stacked in a corner of the fish. I block several of the bullets. with the edge of my switch blade, which is made out of adamantium. But, I mean, of course, you know how these things go. And I'm slowly going to approach you slowly, deflecting bullets with the edge of my blade. I get an arcane walkie out, and I go,

this is Barth, this is Barth, going for Leaf. Leaf, can you hear me, Sweet B? I'm throwing up a negative on this one. Rappen up, and it goes badly for a bark. Sweet B, ah, I don't get service in the fish. And I'm going to smash the walk you on the ground and say, Time to go old school. We're going to have to get some old pals from hell.

And I'm going to cut my own throat. No, it was supposed to be my blade, not yours. I'm going to hell, Dave, and I'll be back with friends. Dave stands over the bled out body of bark. Closes the blade. Well, there's only one way to follow you. opens it back up, cuts his own. In a wormhole rocketing down, I look back and say,

oh no! That's right, motherfucker! You didn't accept Christ's love either? No! We're going to pick up on the outside of the double-fish knife fight. I think the other three of us are now standing at the edge of that river, having just watched a second fish eat the first fish. eat the first fish.

And I'm just going to put my hand, like Purell, puts her hand across, leafs, sort of shoulders in the mom pose. Are you sure? I mean, look, I, that's a fish, the ate of fish. Are you sure? We can find you another man. No, it has to be bark. That's the way it was arranged.

And it also so happens that my heart also, follows in the direction of that arrangement. It's true. That's what Howard would have wanted. Why do you keep bringing this shit up? God damn. And I have my reasons. God damn.

I don't want to put you guys in a situation where you don't want to be. But Bark is my husband and I'm a novice adventurer with a simple hand axe. But I'm going to jump in the water and try and get eaten by the fish so that I can get my husband. Okay, I mean, we'll help you, obviously.

Here, hold on, let me catch some of them tears. I'm a water mage. So we can get in there. I just wanted to double check. You know, sometimes you get cold feet, wet feet. So as long as you're like real bought in, let's go. My feet are so hot. I've got the hottest feet.

If we didn't follow you, what, who would be your bridesmaids? I mean, I don't have friends. I don't have friends. It's one of the things me and Bark connected on. I only have you. P.R.L. And you, Francis. Sure.

Hey, guys, are we all hearing gunshots? Is that just a neat thing? Oh, Barks using his gun. Oh, no. Hey, you guys really, you want to do this for me? Oh, yeah. Yeah. We wouldn't go, we wouldn't, we wouldn't be an adventuring party without you. I, you know, I have to hate you. I have to hate you. Francis. You can get it out. I genuinely appreciate this energy in this moment. Yeah. Yeah. Look, you're a novice adventure. You've only been out here, what, 40, 50 years.

Topps. If not for us, how are you going to learn how to, he's bleeding. He's bleeding. He's bleeding. Okay, hold on. We're coming, bark. I'm going to say this has a positive resolution. Oh, okay. Great. Then I'm going to use my nose blood that's connected to my blood brother. And as it hits the river, the entire river goes full Prince of Egypt Red. And we make a whirlpool that we can all jump in and we can also go to hell. We're going, wait, we're not going to the fish?

Oh, sorry, no. It's going to be kind of messy when you get there. They've both slit their throats and they're going to hell, I think. Both? Who's the other? Oh, don't worry about it. We'll see when we get there. And I skidoo into the hole. After you, Francis. Here, this will help you.

And I hand you. Get the fucking whole, Francis! It's a crown of fearlessness. Yay! And I jump in. I don't feel fear. And I jump in. Hard cut to hell.

I would accept some scene painting from my fellow party members. This is a crazy hell. This hell is so wild. The sky is lava, and the clouds are fucking blood. Blood clouds and a lava sky. The ground is a perfect replica of Central Park. Bright green, carousel, Bethesda Fountain, some joggers. So all that sky stuff is fucked, and then it's normal Central Park.

But instead of an angel at the fountain, it's a devil going, the whole time. And it's like an animatronic. Yeah. It's like doing it like, you know, but it's clearly on a loop. Yeah. And then you go over and like the statue of Balto is also a devil going, but he still pet him.

Yeah. And all those white guys, all those white guys on that kind of long place where the guys are always playing piano. Promenade. Yeah, the promenade and the paintings. They're all devils going. The John Lennon Memorial. It says imagine a guy going.

Written out and text. Okay, here. Says we got to find your husband now, yes? Yeah, yeah. One second. Can I get a hot dog? Well, if I know him. Yeah, just mustard on that.

He'll be at that one rock. Eight dollars, that's a rip. Okay, what's up? Your husband? Yeah. Your beloved husband? I'm not afraid. I'm actually.

quite casual, so I'm having a hot dog real quick. Oh, wow. Do I, can I get one of those dogs? We do not have, okay, look, maybe it's just me and my lack of fearless ground, but we have got to go. Okay, let's do it. Is the hot dog good, though? I do want to know.

Which one is that rock? You know, the one that's kind of the historic one? It's in here? The big historic rock? You see, there are some big glacial boulders around these, like, large. sort of set piece boulders that were deposited by a glacier. That's the one. That's the one. And you have a tie to them with your with your water magic because... There's not any fucking water down here. The sky is lava. I'm out of my depth. I use all my shit on the way in.

Francis, it's on you. All right. Here we go. And I take my sword, which is lighter than air, and I poke one of the boulders. Oh, you've poked me the devil, the devil, disguised as a boulder. You win hell. You have three wishes. Holy shit. Mm, sensuous, beautiful. Pogue me again. Oh, wow. Gosh. Don't live for free. Gosh. Also, the devil's not changing into the devil. He's just staying in boulder form. I don't know how to undo the disguise. I don't know if I could handle what he looks like. If he were to change form. Oh, I see your feet getting hot. Right in those little shoesies. It might be a double ed. Well, I don't know. Well, I see your feet getting hot. Well, I see your,

Uh, we're looking for, uh, this young lady's, uh, uh, betrothed. Have you seen a man who's cut his throat and is very, very old? Oh, yes, absolutely, I have. Are you lying? No. No. Make it one of your wishes that he doesn't lie. Oh, oh, yeah.

I, I wish that he wouldn't lie, except to spare my feeling sometimes I'm very sensitive about things and now how does this outfit look? Very well I shall tell the truth in all matters except where it concerns your feelings it is true

an older dwarf came by I should know he works for me what? Wait what? Bark works for the devil before they realize it's on the car It's on the car. We're doing the game. It's on the car.

Bark works for the devil? Oh, yeah. That can't be true. Of course it's true. He never accepted the blinding hot light of Christ's love. Oh, it's a good thing. The special throbbing gift of Christ's love. I also wouldn't accept it.

Oh. I have, but if you describe it like that, I would maybe give it back. Yes, elves and dwarves, notwithstanding, Christ is real in this world. too. I can't not look like a boulder. My God, I have to tell the truth. This is wild. Okay. How about the second wish maybe is a little more directed in getting to bark? Is that, is that to your liking? Right now, I'm just trying to process that my husband works for the devil and never accepted Christ's love. Well, we we don't know quite what he's doing for the devil yet. Oh yeah, what's he doing for you? I wish to know what my husband is

doing for you. Oh, there it is. I think you just ask. You don't have to use a wish. Damn it. The second wish. Bark promised his soul to me in ages long past when he was young so that I would reject the soul of his former wife and command her to wander as a spirit in the mortal world. Wait, he gave you his soul to turn his dead wife into a ghost? Because if he had not, her soul would have been mine.

Was she a bitch? Why? Yes. Stone cold bitch. Right. Rude for no reason. Mean to his parents. Absolutely wild. In ways that honestly made her life harder.

This scene is going to have a positive outcome. Yeah. Incredible. Well, um, third wish, maybe, I don't know. As a third wish, I say that we take over your duties here in hell. And now we have the power to grant wishes and to, uh, now we have the power to grant wishes and to, uh, now we have the power to grant wishes and to bring his first wife back and to float and find our friend. All three of you will be one third of the new three-part devil Trinity. Cool.

The mother, the daughter, the whole unholy spirit. Yeah. Praise be! Also, I want you to know, I took a look at some of your graphic design portfolio. What did you think? It's not bad. Oh! And scene.

Bark and Dave are, uh, Bark and Dave, are, uh, Burke and Dave are, I think, at the Woolman ice skating rink, which is totally melted because it's... Sky's lava. Sky's lava. And I think that we are strangling each other and bashing our brains out against the sort of machinery that is now exposed. Why won't you die? You already dead, Dave, you dumb bitch. I have to bring you back to life somehow, so I can fucking kill you.

You'll never bring me back to life. I'm on war life. What? What happened? I promised my soul to the dibble. My soul to the devil to save my dead bitch wife. I loved her so much I didn't want her to go to hell, but I couldn't accept Christ's love. I think the blood clouds are beginning to congeal

into one big clot and it begins to rain blood. It tastes like blood. That's funny. This whole time I've been hating you. Only in this moment. It's the blood pours down around us, do I realize? What? With the exact same.

I had a bitch wife as well. I gave everything for her. Isn't love a wonderful thing? That's all we got. I mean, especially once you reject Christ's hot, hard, long, throbbing love. The only love out there is the romantic one that exists between two beings. There's almost a way in which I could never truck with the idea that an externalized love that was only available through the auspices of an institution was supposed to supplant and actually take priority over the real sacrifices I was seeing from the people in my life. My wife, bitch.

She was just rude in a funny way, playfully. And I, and I, I don't think she deserved to go to hell. But I still knew that that's where her soul was about. I wasn't smart enough to figure out how to break the cycle, so I made a bad deal. I was just a kid. I was only 165 years old. Oh, Perel! They're here.

Look, he's here. Oh. And he's with your ex-husband. Dave? You raggedy bastard What are you doing down here? Pirel? Dave

Wait, we're together. Yeah. Pireel? Burel? Burel! It's me. Berc. Francis.

Francis. Francis. Oh, hi, Dave. Hi. Why each of you have a burning red crown hovering over your head wreaths and flames? We're kings of hell now.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm the, what was, I'm the unholy spirit. Your holy spirit, I'm the daughter. I'm the mother. I have your pact, your pact belongs to me now, Park. Oh my God, leaf. You owe my soul. I do.

Well, you own a 33.3%. A third of your soul. A third of my soul. Yeah, we got the sort of majority stake. Oh, wow. So watch your mouth. Dave. Isn't it funny?

Isn't it funny how that works, Dave? Hey, wish, though, I could hit Dave. That's crazy. Well, we grant the wishes now. Well, we can each grant a third of a wish, so. Oh, sure. I wish to freeze the sort of blood water pond around Dave, so he's like a little statue. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.

That's not the gig. Granting wishes to yourself. If the devil could have done that, he would have wished for God to forgive him. Instead. He can't even figure out how not to be a boulder. Wait, pure... You think... That's right.

You got to get your ex to make a wish. You got to talk it out. You got to find common ground. God, this axe in my skull, it burns so bad. Just wish for it to be gone, and I'll make it happen. I wish for this axe to be out of my head. GAA! A third of the axe, and then the other two thirds are gone.

Unanimous! Oh my god! Um... I'm gonna say this has a negative out. Oh, yeah. Ah! Pff! Oh. Oh, gosh!

Oh, gosh! He's bleeding out! He's bleeding out! He's already dead! Why is he down there? Yeah. This is Dave. I thought we couldn't die in hell.

What's happening? Dave, do something. Make a wish. Um, I, uh, I, uh, I, I, uh, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, oh, I, I, I, oh, I, I, oh, I, no, it's me, Jesus Christ. No. By sacrificing himself for his former ex-wife, he is now the dominion of heaven incorporated. And also, but the thing that was stopping me from getting him was that cursed axe in his head. It served from, we couldn't locate his GPS, but now we can. I'm Jesus and I claim. Bark Harblins soul. Oh, Mr. Price, he's about to get married.

God. Rocket boots activate. There's someone we can talk to. I think who can help us out of this. Back many, many years ago at Puehl and Dave's wedding, I am seated at a table with all my adventuring party friends. and also Howard. What a beautiful wedding.

I'm having such a lovely time. I can't wait to paraglide again. Well, about that, Howard. See, here's the thing, is I worry about your advanced age and also the paragliding and that you have not accepted Jesus Christ into your heart. Really? Really, yes.

I know it is. not the way for dwarves, but you know, elves, we live a long good life and then we go to the bosom of our Savior. Wow, that sounds remarkable. Tell me, what does one have to do to be accepted into the kingdom of God? Well, you have to confess your sins and then you read this to a tome that we have here. And, uh, and, uh, you know, then, but then the reward comes after. After, during, during life, it tends to be not as fun and you be a bit disgruntled for the rest of your life. Oh, well, all right. I can confess my sins. I've always been kind and diligent, honorable,

and respectful. You really, everyone loves you, Howard. Uh, Francise, I think you see behind Howard, uh, Howard, uh, Howard's wife, Helen, is just, she's not like, she's has a huge cross around her neck, and she's going, no, I want to go alone. He looks and says, I suppose the only sin that I should have forgiveness for is, I lied one time about a friend's graphic design portfolio. Sorry, Francis, it's pretty bad.

What the hell, Francis? Christ, it's my wedding. Fill me deep. Oh, with your love, Christ. He has accepted. Is there a healer? Is there a healer here? And his hard, fast love into him.

Helen's going to grab you by the face. It just fully chloroforms you and drags you off. I'm going to remarry. Oh, I can see it. Endless thermals. Tasty, puffy white clouds. A pair of gliders paradise. Oh, Christ.

perfect love. Papa? Papa, get away. Oh, Christ's love is better than the love of your family. Papa, no. Get the out of here, leave. Shut up. I think

this is a negative outcome for myself. Listen, it was all for the best. What? Graphic design is my passion. So you stabbed him? on my wedding day?

Well, he's with God now. God. Hmm, I wonder if he has a kind of mirror opposite that I can pledge myself to. Anyway, I'm going to go hit the buffet. See! Act one is now over, and the players must tally their positive blue cards and negative red cards to determine the tilt before act two. Red three

Red seven Blue three Red one Blue two subtract Blue one The most bad stuff happened to me

I get to choose the tilt for the second half I'm choosing between two There's one That makes a lot of sense That would be very dramatically satisfying which is

Innocence Somebody is not so innocent After all But I'm not going to choose that one I'm going to choose mayhem A Dangerous Animal gets loose. Yay! Yay! Hi, and I had the most blue. I was the most blue. So my addition to this

tilt is going to be paranoia. Two people cross paths and everything changes. Will Leif get to marry her arranged husband who was formerly pledged to her as devil for, but now has been taken to Heaven Incorporated? Will we get those chicken taters ordered in time for? for the wedding. It's only a few weeks away. Will Pirel figure out how to curse her ex-husband, Dave? Will Francis find forgiveness in Leaf or in her new capacity as the daughter of the unholy Trinity? Will she become even worse? Find out in the next half of this fiasco!

Next time on Worlds Beyond Number, plays fiasco. A dingo comes out of nowhere and kills Fran. Click them together and we'll go to heaven. Fuck your wedding. We got to get your dad. Fuck my wedding? Here comes Santa Claus.

I can't reach the time. We have to cancel the wedding. That's just how adventuring parties go. You're a found family, whether you like it or not. Which is not normally how fan families work, but in this world, it is. The weddings are arranged and the families are found whether you like it or not. It's a family that you woke up one day and found yourself. Kind of like a normal family.

Honestly? Yeah.