WRFH/Radio Free Hillsdale 101.7 FM - Boys Only #2: Locked In

Episode Date: February 17, 2025

Nate and Storm chat with Gabe Beckwith about garden gnomes, Legos, and his numerous jobs. Stay tuned after the outro...

On Radio Free Hillsdale, 101.7 FM, or Spotify, or wherever else you get your podcasts, welcome back to Boys Only, featuring me, Storm Drexler. Me, Nate Gallier. We got a guest on. I'm Gabe Beckwith. Hi, Gabe. Hi, Storm. Good to see you.

You too, man. We're here again to make a safe space for the gents, the boys, the lads, all the dudes, you know them, you love them, are on campus, and talk shop. It's going to be a good time today. Yeah, we're back. Boys Only. We are. It's great. Second episode, thanks you all for listening to the first one, first of all.

That was awesome. I got so many people coming up to me like, dude, I listened to your podcast. Someone's mom, someone's mother, listened to us talk. Are you serious? Yes. Someone's mom? Yeah. Probably can't name drop her, but like, wow.

She said that I was her favorite. I think that the firewall we installed to keep girls from listening must have not worked. It didn't work. No. But either way. Zuckerberg cooked us. But either way. This is Boys Only.

And that's where we hit the music. It's really cool. It's a great open. It's a great open. We're keeping this in, by the way. So do you want me to start with the questions then? Yeah, we got Gabe back with on the show today. Gabe, do you have any intro?

Do you have anything you want to say about yourself or tell the people who you are? Everyone knows you, man. Let us know. Well, I wish I had a cool intro like you, Storm. But honestly, I'm just a guy who has a lot of interest on campus, and I'm excited to talk with you guys today. I haven't been told what the questions are. It's going to be really interesting to get into that. that. I'm involved in a student federation right now. I'm on the student activities board. I'm

looking to be an econ major. So I'm a busy guy, but I love it. It's the busy life at Hillsdale and I think a lot of people can relate. So if you see him on campus, dive tackle him. Yeah, stop him from whatever he's doing. Especially with like six inches of snow that's on the ground, dive tackle all the way. That's right. That's right. Full send. We have a lot of questions this week. Okay. So we just got to get right into it. So many. All right. So Cooper asks two questions. Okay. One, someone gives us. you an elephant, you cannot sell it or give it away, what do you do with it? Okay, okay, right off the bat, my brain goes to like, where am I keeping this thing? Okay, but then the second part of my

brain wants to go full Hannibal mode. I want to ride this thing through the mountains. Like, I'm joining, I'm joining hiking club. I'm naming him Ralph and I'm bringing this elephant on the hiking club trip. I love Ralph. We just got to look for a saddle. Yeah. Or one of those, like, big, giant containers where you can have a bunch of people with, like, bows and arrows up on. Absolutely. Do elephants have saddles? I don't think you can saddle an elephant. You can make a saddle for it. But like your feet can't go Around it. Watch me. It's basically the listeners don't know how how large grossly disgustingly like you. It's basically an archer tower that's so I'm talking about that goes on top of the elephants back

Yes. So if you get like the action shooting team, maybe archery to join us and you know how much gold we need to upgrade that archer tower at a level 11 though? Dude, we need a builder. Yeah, we need a builder right now. We need a builder. If you're listening, send in gems, we're going to need him for this venture. We need a builder. Cooper's second question is, what is your opinion on garden gnomes? Okay, immediate, yes, I would say.

I'm sure all of you have seen nomio and Juliet. Thank you so much. Thank you so much for bringing it. Hey, shout out to all those nomios out there, today's Valentine's Day. Go get it. We'll talk about that. We'll talk about that later. I'm just saying shout out the nomios.

Shout out those nomios. Don't shatter, man. That's a good one. That's a great motto. Don't shatter. Love that movie. I've watched it about four or five times. Yeah,

tugs at the hard strings. Isn't there? I've never seen it, but I've heard there's a sequel. I think there is. It's Sherlock Nomes, actually. No, it's not.

Yes, it is. That's so dumb. Yeah. No, it's not. It's great. It's one of the few sequels that I've watched that's actually lived up.

Oh, really? Yeah, go check it out, man. Movie night after this? Maybe. I'll love to see. Chavon asks, would you say you are better at ping pong or billiards? That's funny. Okay.

This was actually a question that was brought up at a student federation meeting recently. We just approved the ping pong club for probationary status. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Probationary status? Yeah, what is that? It's a fan. It's a club? I like to throw out fancy terms like ping pong.

What I'm trying to say is, yeah, we just approved a ping pong club on campus. So they'll be hosting tournaments and stuff, and it's kind of grown out of the wittly, basement. They've had tournaments there and they want a little bit more officiality. So, yes. Wait, wait, wait. So they played ping pong in the wittly basement and then they're like, and then they're like, we can take this campus wide. Is that the kind of the idea? Right. Do they know we already have ping pong in the union, the student union? Right, but what they can do is they can request funding for trophies, gift cards. You can have women come play in the union when they couldn't necessarily come to come into the wittly basement. That's fair. I thought you were going to say just because

women don't play ping pong. So really we're opening up and we're allowing more people to participate in the wonderful table tennis sport. We are. Okay. I think there's a big ping pong culture at Hillsville that needs to be tapped into. So you are more of a ping pong guy than a billiards guy then. Absolutely. Yeah, I grew up playing billiards.

I called it pool until about like I had to read the approvals for billiards club. And I guess I call it billiards now. But yeah, I was always more of a ping pong guy. You're a student federation. You're sophisticated. You can say so. But I think it's more. I was born in Japan.

I like to say that I. Are you actually born in Japan? A natural talent for ping pong. I didn't know that. Yeah, I was. Military family, so, Okinawa, Japan. That's so cool. It's always my fun fact.

Man, all that radiation, that's just like why you're the way that you are. Okinawa. What other questions you got for me, Nate? Mark also has two questions. One being, do you have any crazy behind-the-scenes stories from working at SAB? Wow, okay. So I've only worked there since late December, and I was obviously gone for most of Christmas break.

But behind the scenes stories, if I'm being honest, on the media side of things, there are some late nights of editing 5 a.m., the night of President's Bowl. I think we're all a little bit buzzed, but did a lot of photo editing, trying to get those photos out to the campus by tomorrow. And behind the scenes, okay, here's one for you. Ready? Oh, I'm ready. Security took us. This is sort of our quote unquote initiation for new SAB members. I think I can say this.

we got a little tour of the tunnels. Yeah, I know, sure. With security. And this was right after Ginger Red Wars. And so some of our members are still dressed up as like Santa Claus and elves. And so I just have this vivid picture of Daniel Doyle running through the tunnels in a Santa Claus costume. That's awesome. It was the most entertaining part of my semester so far, I have to say.

But I really like the job. No, for sure. I actually have a question. Sure. For those pictures you guys put out for the SAB events, are those from the previous years event, usually? Like the Pres Bowl ones or whatever. Or like where do you get those? Yeah, great question.

So when we're promoting the event beforehand, we'll use videos from like previous events in previous years, especially ones that are similar. So we used a couple like, I think we had a poker night last year. We used a couple of those photos to promote our, the theme for our president's ball this year. Which was extremely well executed. It was very good, great pres Bowl.

We were super excited. We hadn't had that much excitement since the Matt Gallo one two years ago. and I was here as a high schooler. So it was a really full circle moment. As a high school, I was told by stage watch to get the person off my shoulders that had my shoulders. And then fast forward two years,

and I was on stage watch telling people to stop crowd surfing and stopping me from moving under the little like barrier thing. We had to push storm. Why do you got to kill the fun, dude? I always like getting on Mark Ayer's shoulders. Yeah, shout out also Mark Ares for his questions. Shout out Mark.

We kicked him off after last week. He always is paying him forward. I'm scared he's trying to like get revenge or something for hard questions. that were asked to him but yeah mark asks what campus job have you enjoyed participating in the most and why wow okay because you're a busy guy I've had like six jobs right that's it's amazing how numbers increase like that but I've had the opportunity to work for a couple I had the opportunity to work for a couple

different like organizations on campus currently I have to give it to SAB I love it so much the team dynamic they're definitely intentionally selected. We have trouble staying on tasks during SAB meetings because we all just want to make jokes and hang out with each other. And there's also snacks left over from events in the office that we enjoy. So I have to give it to SAB. I really enjoy it, but also have also had a lot of fun working for like admission social media and security as well. So you've really been a good boon to those people because you have your like drone shots right that you're really good at or whatever. Well, yeah, I did some, like, drone photography in high school, and I've been able to bring that to

some of the things on campus, and I think that's sort of a niche, helpful thing to. It's been really, really impressive. I've, like, seen the improvement since you, like, join the different. Thanks, man. Oh, genuinely, dude. Yeah, no, I appreciate it. Always trying to get the drone up in the air, and it's hard to make time, but, yeah, I love, I love working into jobs, so. You should, you should done it for Presbyll, get a drone shot. We did, actually. Really? I didn't see that. We got inside the room when we were doing baseball. We got a few shots, like, flying into the doors as the as the event was getting set up. We were going to use it for a promo. We were going to use it for promo but there was a little bit too much going on with setup and um so we just we didn't end up using

but if you want to see it then i do you know show us afterwards yeah cool man boys only after dark exclusive content with with nomio and juliette with nomio and juliet playing and live drone shots oh yeah lydia asks opinion on lanyards as necklaces specifically maryland flag lanyards okay i think you guys can probably tell this is a direct reference yeah um i think i know this reference one of our Crofts, Dr. Hart, we love him. I always am impressed by his outfits. They're super coordinated, and they always include a lanyard of some sort.

I've seen this too, yeah. Different lanyards? No, it's the same one. Oh, okay. Yeah, I'm pretty sure. It might have two sides. One's maybe red, one's maybe yellow. I think, no, it's, because I'm for Western Heritage, too.

Okay. And it's a Maryland flag lanyard. Right. You want to take Western Heritage again? No, I don't have to take it again. So history majors, you can, we'll do this later. Okay. Gabe.

Yeah, no, the lanyard is versatile. I like it. I couldn't pull it off because I'm not as cool as he is maybe. Maybe when I'm his age, I could throw in a lanyard there. But I think it's cool. It matched really well with his tie and his sweater last week. So for me personally, I couldn't pull off the straight lanyard, but Dr. Hart does it really well. Paul asks, favorite memory from childhood. Oh, leave it to Paul for the deep questions. I love it. Let's see, favorite memory from childhood? Can I answer? I mean, these are all kind of open-ended questions.

What about you, Nate? Do you got a favorite memory from your childhood? Oh, man. Favorite necklace from childhood? Favorite memory from childhood. Yeah, his first one he collected. His parents put a chain on him when he was two years old. They're like, this boy, he's thugging out.

So one time, I'm from New York, as you all know. He's from New York. Yeah, forget about it. Don't worry about it. I did say mama. Don't worry about it. Forget about it. I did say Mama Mia one time, unironically.

I said Mamma Mia. Glorious. I can't wait to one day on this show. I startle you so much, but you go, Oia! Or, Mama Mia! Yeah. No, but we were vacationing for the summer in,

not the whole summer, but for like a week, in Rhode Island. And the water was red. Like, there's so much algae and krill in it that it turns red. It kind of smells also. What?

I hate to call out Rhode Island. Apologies if you're from there, but it stinks so bad. Oh, the red tide's really cool. Yeah. Like, the red tide is really cool. It's not red tide like Alabama, but like it is, the water's red. Yes.

Yeah, and so we were swimming in it because it's dope. I mean, the water's red. And we went back to the hotel where we were staying after we finished swimming. And my little brother who was, I don't know, he was seven, maybe younger at this point. So men's bathing suits have the net. You guys both know this. Of course. Yeah.

This is the kind of stuff people tune in the boys only to hear about. No, so here's the thing. No, here's the thing. He's in the bathroom. and he's with my mother because he's like six. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So she's helping him with his bathing suit. And she takes it off and he screams as loud.

I hear it like two rooms away because it was full of like shrimp. Like he's teeny tiny little krill. His net, his, yes. And he screamed. And my mom was like, ooh, I guess that's why the water was right. And my dad just looked at him and said, thanks for catching dinner, son. It's crazy. That's awesome.

And, I mean, it was fine. Like, there was nothing wrong with him or them, but it's just like he freaked out. You got the red tide up in there. It was so funny. That's hilarious. But I feel like I just stole that thunder from games. You did steal the thunder. You know, we can all answer the questions.

Hey, I did think of something. Awesome. It might not be as cool as, like, catching shrimp unintentionally. But I do remember when I was probably... Kind of bait to use them. Sorry, go ahead. I was probably 10 or 11. And, you know, I don't know if you guys relate with this, but I have to talk about Legos.

And one thing I want to talk about This is boys only You get the Legos I'm just trying to stay on theme But basically all of my Lego sets That I ever got Just ended up being Disassembled and in a bin

Right? Eventually Because then I can build Cooler things Like what if I want to build My own Batmobile Oh yeah That's the movie

Yeah Yeah Personally I think mine was cooler Than the stuff They're putting out now But we'll get to that Anyways I remember finding this website

And it's basically like an archive You can find any historical Lego set like instruction manual and it's been scanned. And so, like the directions that put it together. Right. And so I had a Lego set I'd gotten like four or five years before. It was the Lego Knights Castle. Oh, yes. I did this with also like the pirate ship and then a couple sets that my dad had

when he was a kid. All right? I was able to find all of the bricks in this massive bin of Legos and rebuild this set from the instructions that I found online. And I found that I could spend, I spent days because I kept finding Lego sets that I wanted to just build and I didn't have to go spend a dime. So my mom would like bring me up from the basement just for meals and I would be doing homework and stuff and I would just be building Legos. This is generational. This is revolutionary. Hold on. You got to drop the name of the website. I can't remember the name. It's like it. It's got to be like a Lego archive. You probably can look at somewhere. Yeah. Go Google. This is revolutionary. I think this is a this is what we're doing after this. We're watching

No Meo Giulia. We're watching movies, drone footage and building Legos from the archives. You guys don't even know how much fun about to have. This is, when he said that Storm's face like, it lit up. I loved and we're gonna have shrimp. We're gonna have shrimp from his brother's swim trunks. I

know, I loved Legos. Like I we didn't have a ton of sets growing up, but we would like mash them down into pieces and then just like rebuild other things out of them. And my brothers and I love to like get the mini figures and battle with them, you know. Oh my classic. Classic activity right there. Battle the mini figures.

like collect the different little weapons and stuff. We were really into Lego Nanjago. That was one of our favorites. Stop Motion. Yes, I did do Lego Stop Motion. We put together the entire, you know the Star Wars spinoff movie Solo. Oh yeah. We recreated that entire thing in Lego Stop Motion.

And it was like a half hour long. Oh my goodness. And like we voiced over it too. That's great. It's horrible because we were in like, I was in like middle school at the time and my brother was even younger. It's like low quality. But like we were so proud of it at the time.

That would be a general to watch. Gather around and watch this. Oh, yeah. I think the file is still somewhere at home on my old computer. We got to go fine. We have our home. Write it down. Another one. That's what I'm saying. You guys got to be here for the boys only like that. Which question was this? This was a phenomenal question.

That was Paul's. Thank you so much, Paul. Thanks for submitting, Paul. And thanks everyone for submitting. Please, we love your questions. You guys are great. So, Max asks, besides 3D printing strange objects and buying weird historical coins, do you have any other hobbies? Yeah, I am a hobby collector.

I couldn't bring every hobby to school because, you know, even the Simpson dorm rooms have limited space. Only 94 out of your 93 hobbies. That's the other, wrong way. Only 94 of your 93 added another one. I realize halfway, but my momentum carried me into the fourth. Both are correct. I like recording music. Recently.

You've released music, actually, right? I did in high school. Drop the name. It's still out there. I did in high school, okay? I'm trying to work on a little bit of my own stuff before I, like, advertise any of it. You are being too humble. it's good.

I've listened. Thank you. He's on Spotify. More recently, he is on Spotify. More recently, I've gotten into the producer side of things. I've met a couple guys in Simpson

who are really talented and a couple other people on campus and I've been able to, you know, use my equipment with them and sort of get them some like high quality sound recordings. And so I'm trying to take a little bit more of a prod, if you will,

approach. And then when I have time, on breaks, I love sitting down on the piano or guitar and just coming up with simple stuff. So I have a lot of stuff written in my phone, and it's just getting around to choosing what you like. That's actually awesome.

This dude is awesome, dude. Yeah, it's just the coolest. What a guy. You guys are awesome. Wyatt asks, would you rather fight an elephant with a shotgun or a crocodile with a bow? Wow, what a crossover. Wait, wait, wait, why are the double elephants? I don't know, but can we talk about how, so far, Wyatt has asked two unbelievably good questions?

Yeah. Yes. Last week was the toilet paper. Shout out Wyatt Peters. Oh, that was him. It was the toilet paper. Genuinely great questions. Amazing questions.

Keep them coming, but let's answer this question. Could you repeat the question? I just don't want to make that. Would you rather fight an elephant, the one that you're going to saddle and ride, with a shotgun, or a crocodile with a bow? Crocodiles are fast? Yeah. Like really fast. So, okay, here's the question.

How are they holding them? Is the elephant trunk around the shotgun? No, no, no. No, no. You have the weapons. Oh. I thought that Let's the elephant

with a shotgun. That makes it worse. I would go crocodile with a crock. No, I'm going to go crocodile. Really? You kidding me? What's the landscape?

There's a reason they have elephant guns. Is it crock in the swamp? Because they're cooked. Regular guns don't work on elephants. I'm going to have to agree with you on this one. I actually just, my Instagram feed just had a video. It had one of those sensitivity warnings on it,

and it was a guy getting attacked by an elephant. It was pretty scary. So just, also, I'm going to just interpret this to say that I have a 50-pound bow. Yeah, it's a big bow. I think we're pretty confident that we could take the crocodile. Are you in the water? If I knew how to use the bow, yeah, light work.

Like if I became a master, I think it's you. I think it's like combat arena. It's just like standard plain. I would go with the crocodile and bow, but if the crocodile had a bow, I think there's no escape. Crocs are land too. I don't know. I'm sick with the elephant. I feel like I can get out of there quicker.

I feel like I'm like an elephant in this sense. I'm more afraid of something smaller than me, like sprinting at me, than like a large thing lumbering at me. Elephants are also really fast and shockingly agile. They can't jump because they don't have knees. But I mean, they're really agile. So if I just jump off the ground a little bit, they can't give me. No.

If you can levitate, stay up there. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's all I can get you. But good question. I mean, that was all the questions that. That was fire then. That was some amazing. Amazing questions.

Guys, keep them coming. That was really entertaining. I want to say more than I'm wearing about the crocodile. I've actually, I've never like seen an elephant not in captivity. I don't know if I haven't seen

one in captivity. I have. It's cool. But I've seen multiple crocodiles and I'm like actually kind of afraid of them. I'm from the state of Georgia and in South Georgia there's a swamp called the Oki-Fanokey Swamp.

I'm a very famous. Crazy name drop. The Oki-Fonoggy Swamp. Super cool place. We spent, I think it was New Year's there one time randomly for no reason at all. In a swamp?

In a swamp. It was more like a cabin. You can't. Yeah, that's my swamp. Yeah, yeah. In the okey dokey swamp. But we went like canoeing and we got like pursued by like a big gator or a crock or something. Probably a big gator.

And I was like doing like the research afterward. And I was like, they grab you like by their mouth and they like will spin around in the water. It's a death. The death roll. The death roll. And I was like, this is more scary than a lot of other things. Yeah. The issues they're like they're flat too.

You ever seen one? Yeah. Yeah. That scares me. They're flat. An animal shouldn't be that flat. When I look up at an elephant, I'm like, yeah, he'd run at me and try to trample me. He's big.

But I, I feel like I dodged to the side. The rock rocket I would, bu, blah, blah, blah, blah. The thing about the shotgun though is it's just, you're like hitting it with peas. It's like throwing a spoonful of peas at you over there. If you've seen Gladiator 2, they have to fight a rhinoceros. That's all in the arena. A guy riding a rhinoceros. And that alone, I'm going away on Juliet?

Gladiator 2. We're having a great night, so. And then let go stop motion. Okay, wait, news this week. Guys, today, this is not going to air on the day, but today's Valentine's Day. True. Oh my gosh.

You have a girlfriend, Gabe. Are you, is it Valentine's Day today? No. Did I forget? It is. Are you, hold on. No, I'm just kidding. Okay.

You better be lucky this is boys only, and she can't hear you right now. That's so true. The firewall's up still. It is 100% out of my phone. She's a cookie, yes. Yeah, you're done. Crazy. I, Valentine's Day's eh.

What do you mean? It's eh. It's eh. Bring it back to St. Valentine, the original meaning. Well, he's not going to like that. Storm doesn't like that. That's a saint.

Wasn't St. Valentine awesome? No, he was, but he's a saint. He's a Catholic thing. But he was a cool guy. You're right. He's just a big chill. I don't actually don't think he was. Next show guest, St. Valentine.

Yeah, we'll have him on. Get him on. Book him. No, but I don't know. It's like, I feel like if you're single on Valentine's Day, it's like, whatever. And if you're dating, suddenly you have, like, obligations. They're great obligations, though.

You've got to drop maddo. No, you don't. Well, I guess you don't. It depends on the relationship. Not if you're creative. Yeah, true. Considering myself, I won't drop the amount I spent because she'll probably be like, she'll probably complain at me. What the hell, bro? Yeah, she'll be like, get your money back. Yeah. No, but I mean, it's not that bad. It's really fun. Women, if you do happen to listen this somehow.

If you break through, yeah. Make that brother spend all of his money on you. Take everything he owns. Oh my gosh. Just drop it, bro. We're throwing all the boys under the bus on boys only. No, man, come on. They're done.

No, here's thing, now the boys know the strategy. And your friend's mom knows the strategy, too. And her mom. I bet you her mom's going to agree. Her mom's going to be like, that's what I did. That's what I did to the husband. That's what I did. I was like, mm-hmm.

Take all with money. Do we have comments section? Drop in the comments if you... Drop in the comments. What you're getting for your girl? A comment section. Drop in the comments, what you get to a girl for Valentine's. And I'll look at it and I'll be like, this is really weird.

Yeah, DM me on Boys Only, the Instagram, how much you spent on Valentine's Day. There you go. And I will decide if you're a good boy. And we will all judge you. I will judge you. You're on Boys Only. Yeah.

And when you come in to be a guest eventually, we'll look at that. We'll look at that and we'll be like, oh, I see. Are you guys, are you guys more of a, now because we're guys, we don't get these gifts, but are you guys more of? of like a chocolate or more of like a candy heart. I know you've eaten them. Okay. Can I answer this one?

Yes. I love chocolate so much. I love every kind of chocolate pretty much. I don't believe white chocolate is necessarily real chocolate. It's not. It's fake. It's still delicious. Thank you.

It's not as good. It's like something I eat when I'm bored if it's lying around. It's the leftovers from Easter or something. But what I'm trying to say is I would always choose chocolate over candy hearts. But I feel like candy hearts are such a staple to like middle school. It's those things you've get in your locker. It's the things that are lying around and you're just eating

because you're bored in math class. I got a candy hurt in middle school that said like screw you on it. I was like, what the heck? The joke ones. The joke ones. They make mean ones. And they're like, not nice.

And some girl was like, here you go, in middle school. And it was like a really mean one. And I was crushed. I think that means she likes you. Missed opportunity. Missed opportunity indeed, man. Drop a rip in the comments.

Yeah. All right. Well, now we're actually finally. Finally. Actually out of time. Time to go watch. those movies and go see what the other boys are up to. Thanks for joining us for another great

episode. Thanks Gabe for coming on. Gabe. Thanks for having me guys. Great, man. Great questions. Great show. We'll see you guys in the next one and don't forget to drop some questions. Nate, you got anything else to say? Keep submitting questions. I love seeing him come in. It's a great time. Thank you so much. Rock on, boys. See you. All right. Well, we're still here because the door is actually jammed and locked and we can't leave the studio. I'm not even kidding. Yeah, so this is a bad, Gabe is currently missing the premiere of Shall We, which is a new campus made short film. New camp, we should have talked about that, Storm. Yeah, we should have. You know, in this time, because Gabe is currently

taking a phone to call Storm. Let's just discuss the failings of our show. The failings? Already. Already. We didn't talk about Shall we. We didn't talk about Shall we, which is really unfortunate because that's more of a current event than Valentine's Day. Who cares about Valentine's Day? I do. If you have a girlfriend or, like, loving your life, then you generally do. Like, last year I was like, I hate Valentine's day. It's always been like, like, I hate Valentine's day. It's always been like a stressful thing in high school but now in college it's like an opportunity to do something thoughtful yeah you know spend a little bit of money when you're working for 10 bucks an hour you know yeah yeah like 40 dollars for like 40 dollars what do you sound like my last 40 dollars you sound like that

always you're like you're working for a 10 bucks an hour I'm just figuring out what voice I'm using walking about 50 cents the hour 50 cents of a dollar are you son wanted to take my last 40 dollars I can't Believe my last $30. Gotta marry these $10. For only $40 an hour. Oh yeah, yeah. Hit us with some of your... So Gabe has a really, really good announcer's voice.

Gabe, I want you to say... Oh, what should we make him say? We should make him say... Oh, I am a pretty, pretty princess, and I love unicorns and rainbows. Sit down. Hit it. Let me just take a deep breath.

All right, and then I'm going to try not to laugh. Okay. I am a pretty, pretty princess, and I love rainbows and sparkles. and unicorns. It wasn't as good as you laughed. All right, wait, wait, wait. It's funny.

Lock in. Lock in. Lock in. I love rainbows and unicorns. We are so locked in. We're locked in. Okay. Hit it.

Kick it. I. You go you Bruce Wayne, Batman. I. Joker. Very, very dark red. Joker. Joker.

I think I got it. I love. You guys. You guys are not making easy. You're not making easy. Let's lock in. We have to look away. I can't do it.

This is the everyday for a summer podcast. Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't do it. Every day for us. That's such a curveball. That's a curve, but you can't say brutally. Okay, ready? In a world.

No, let me do it. Where games are Gabe. No, ready, ready? This summer. That's all I can get out. get out. You guys keep laughing. This summer,

I am a pretty, pretty princess who likes you know, Storm's just like being his pants over there and it's on the focus. Right. It's so funny. This summer,

in a world where Gaye Beckwith can't do this take because he keeps laughing. This is such a funny show. Okay. Where doors don't open. In a world,

where Gay Beckwith Stormdrax, Sturney Gallagher, stuck in a room together. For an hour For an hour Three gnomes

On a podcast Two gnomes and stormed Drexler On a podcast That's right I've been accused of being Multiple gnomes in a trench coat I don't wear trench coats I'm not sure how that

You yeah you look You might be You're like a gnomish You just hit the grove on Ohop Yeah I did The mar Do do do do do do

Whatever the Geez I have a funny Nome story actually Tell it right Okay so here we go I went with some friends in high school to a local pottery shop

We have the one in town I forget what it's called Here? Yeah You can go and pick a piece of pottery And paint it and they'll throw it in the kiln for you And it's like a cool date idea Oh my gosh

Take no fellas Basically I went to one of these places In high school I lived on the North Shore of Boston So it was actually in Salem The Nor Shore Boston The North Shore Boston

The North Shore don't Yeah You're pack your car I parked my car on the harbor It was pretty close to David. Wicked smad. Don't worry about it.

No. We had lop stuff at lunch. It was, we'll wicked smite. No. No. Let me get to the Nome. All right.

So I chose a Nome. Actually, because it was the cheapest thing. Because this place is expensive. Like, if you want to paint a mug for your grandma, that's like $25. Like, that's a decently priced mug. I mean, like, in New York, you get a mug for $20. Well, it's customs. You're making the mug.

No, you get a mug for like a mug. But listen, I'm on a high school budget, okay? Okay. Like, I'm paying for gas. My parents, I paid for gas, which is great. You can't get rid of your last $20. All right, so I chose a gnome. And I painted this gnome.

It had orange pants, a blue coat, and a red hat. It was cute little thing. It was great details. It was a cute little thing. And I got it painted. Okay. I picked up a week later. I brought it to school because I wanted to show my buddies.

This is pretty funny. I hit it in my friend's locker in passing period. And we all go back to our lockers because this is high school. And at the same time, and he opens his locker. And he's like, oh my gosh, there's a gnome. And I was like, you got gnomed. And then that's kind of dumb, right? But it picked up pretty quickly.

Oh, no. Then he went in gnomed a girl. And then she was like, and then pretty soon every passing period, like, who got gnomed? How big was his high school? I graduated in class of like 30 people, which is tiny. Did you start the you've been gnomed thing? Is it already a thing? Because at my high school, it might still be going on.

That was a recent. That was not that recent. There was a gnoming thing where people's front yards would be covered in gnomes, right? You go and there's the thing where is that little guy who'd run around in convenience stores and he'd be like Bump bamp bum bamp bha you guys remember that no but thank you for what you don't sorry no hey that's I tried to do the meme audio uh yeah my bad I tried to do the meme audio that you would you would it's that that was pretty good he puts on a little like pointy hat and his little staff and he like and he goes like and he like runs around in because he angry word yeah he is he runs around in like in like places

and and like disturbs people oh hold on as we were speaking right now, someone might be about to break into this room and free us. In a world. This show is for grandmas with long car rides. Get ready. Grandmas with long car rides? That's the new podcast. That's the gay back with the show. Grandma's with Long Car rides.

Greater Freehalsdale, they'll tune in to Grandmas with Long Car Rides. Yeah, that's right. Anyways. You love your grandma, Gabe? I do. I love both my grandmas. They're both still with us? Yes, sir. That's a blessing.

You have two grandmas? Yes. I think everyone does. One is Nana. Oh, like I'm. both sides. I was like on the same side. For some people, grandma's the specific name. For some people, it's like general term for your

grandmother. Mom's mom or your dad's mom. Someone's mother. Grandma's Grandma's short for grandmother. Yes. You'd be surprised with... Grandpa. You have no idea what grandpa's short for. Storm, get ready for this. Grandpappy. Grandpathy. Grandfather. Grandfather? If I had

a living grandfather, I would call him. I'm going to be a grandfather, but you're going to be a grandfather. Let's all go around and say what we want to be called when we're a grandfather. Lord willing, okay? This is a good one. You have first game. Okay. Okay.

I'm torn between grandpa and papa. That's a good torn. Because I love my grandpa and my papa. It just depends on the grandkids, really. It's sometimes what they first say when they're like when they see you. Sometimes they go poo poo and you're stuck for life. Right. And you have these people who are like 25 and they're still calling their mom's dad like poo poo.

It's crazy. But I like, yeah. I might. We'll just see it. But I do like Papa. I do like grandpa. I know that both grandparents are probably going to listen to the episode and I'm impartial

Please get your friends from home to listen to this stuff, game. It is. It's going to be streaming all over. We're cooking, right? All over the North Shore and Simpson. We posted, yeah, man, North Shore? We don't have a North Shore game. I heard a good, grandpa. We don't have one of those.

We have an east and west. Okay. North Shore is called Canada. East Coast. I heard a good grandpa name earlier. Someone calls her grandpa a beepop. Beepop. By cowboy beepop.

Yep. Bebopop. It was like, it was like, it was like. like beep bop and and ting spying like what is this just rap noises that's what I'm saying I was like what the hell but she was like yeah my girl my group was Bop and his

dad was also Bbop too and great grandpa was Bop too and they were both and there was a time when they were both alive and she was like B B B Bop Are they like robots? Mimop 2 and other meat mop Meatop no they're robots

They're Tesla robots So for meop Mop Bop Bop Bop Bop boop boop so for me I mean, like, I have a feeling my grandkids, if I haven't here, just kind of going to go with grandpa, but I've always wanted unk. Unk? That's just actually the other opportunities for Oak. My grandkids are going to be, they're going to be chill.

Like, I know this, because. Because you're a chill guy. I'm some uncy-nese. I'm just a chill, cool guy, you know. This is the, we should change us to the Brainrod podcast. Oh, God, no. This is like seven memes we've hit so far. We're not BrainRot.

We're clocked in at the locked-in-fact. You can't say clocked in at the locked in back door. Gabe will go from being like, dude, I have all these great interests and talents. They'd be like, we're clogged in at the locked in back day. How do you think I get my homework done unless I'm clogged in, bro?