WRFH/Radio Free Hillsdale 101.7 FM - Boys Only #5: TSA Castle Rocks

Episode Date: March 26, 2025

Nate and Storm chat with Justus Hume, AKA This Guy, about spicy foods, regional franchises, and Simpson stories.

We are so back. I only say that because it was spring break. And I'm sorry, we didn't get an episode to you guys last week because I was in the ocean. True. He was literally entirely submerged. Yes, all the way. All of my body parts in saltwater. As were you. Yes, I was also well submerged. What's your name? Nate. And I'm Storm. And we are back with boys only. And I'm jammed out to the music as it slowly fades out. We don't have to mention that every time. Oh, but I love the music so much. In case anyone doesn't know at this point in the show, our little intro music is the soundbite Nate found somewhere.

It's called Third Call for Birdball. And we've been trying to decipher what that means ever since. But I should probably introduce our guest. We have a guest today. Justice Hume, how you doing? I'm doing great. Thank you for having me on. I never thought I'd be on a show with Nate Gallagher.

So this is, I don't know if bucket list is the right word, but I felt like I couldn't graduate without being on, so I'm excited. He had to get. Interesting call out. you had to have a show with me to get justice on you know storm i'm happy to be here with you too don't don't don't yeah don't take that just just look right over here we can ignore him exactly where's nate i don't i'm just jamy pretty much yeah i have the computer and everything yeah you do you're the you're wait is that a is that a flash reference i'm scared that i can't

see the computer this is a that's a joe rogan reference oh dang it i've i don't listen to joe jay pull up i don't actually listen to any podcast content i only create i don't i don't consume That feels kind of... You're like a farmer. I'm lying, actually. I do listen to one podcast. Did you guys... I listen to this one, like,

it's called like Arcane Lounge or something that. Sounds really nerdy. It is. It's like this... What about the one with the role? Oh, yeah, I also listen to this other one Critical Role. It's like a D&D podcast. It's pretty good. That's kind of sick, yeah. Yeah.

I guess it's kind of like a web show more than a podcast. Yeah. Okay. I'm like that. Yeah. But I want to say, thing. Third call for bird ball. How did you find that? So Mr. Bertram had me go looking for sound bites for the show, particularly like intro music and outro music. And I was like, just sitting there

one day, I was like, all right, obviously it has to be entirely instrumental because singing is weird for intro and outro. What if we did like an intro where we like sang the intro? Absolutely. You already did that was the first episode. You wrapped. Oh yeah, yeah. That's right. I forgot. You hated it. You were like, we have to get rid of this. I was like, no. The music kicks in in the first episode and it sounds like, and my voice kicks in at the same time as the beat drop and it sounds like I'm starting to rap. Dude, I'm sad I missed that one. That's awesome. It's still on Spotify. Oh, okay.

I'm definitely listening to this. They're live and then you miss them forever. So when are you dropping like Spotify or on Apple music or anything like that? I have to, I'm so lazy, dude. I have to actually fill out the application. Oh, we're not on that. I was more talking about Storm's rapping career, but. Oh, yeah, yeah.

We'll let me launch it on SoundCloud first. What do you think? Oh, okay. My rap name would be. Storm director. Dude, yeah. Your parents were like, what is he going to do? And you're like in the womb and they're like, oh, he's going to rap.

Storm Drexler. I mean, like, your brother wraps, right? My little brother does is on Spotify and does rap. Wow. Donovan Drexler, maybe. I think his Spotify name is Donna Laca. Can we put the link down in the description or something like that? You know what?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. We'll get him a shout out. No, I don't think I'm allowed to do that. Yeah. Sorry, guys. But, yeah, you should go check it out. I don't know.

This is bad. I hope he doesn't listen to this. I haven't listened to that much of his stuff. but I've also been really busy So maybe I should go support him Does he listen to this show? I don't think so He might, if he does

He's gonna text me and he's gonna be like Hey man What the heck bro? Hey man Hey guys I'll tell him I'll be like Hey I saw storm with like AirPods in For 10 hours a day

But he's too busy to listen to You are always wearing AirPods AirPods I feel like earbuds maybe Yeah like you are I almost always see you with headphones Of some kind I'm jamming I listen to a lot of music

Okay We have a lot of music questions Which is a great segue into questions. Wait, we do that? We do questions here. Oh, no, not questions. There's a lot. The audience send in a lot of great questions. I have a question.

Will you ask the questions? I will. As I always do, it's my tradition. It's the one thing I get to do on this show. Jack asks, what is your favorite guilty pleasure song? See how I did that? Oh, that's good. No, I like the segue. I like the segue. I'm good like that.

Guilty pleasure song. I don't know. Like, hype up song? Like feel good song? Like just like, I think just song that like when you're when you're listening to it like on your phone, you don't really want to have people to see like that. Okay. Yeah. I got a good story. We all have one or two. No, yeah.

I got a good story for this. Dude, I was, I was hanging out with Draven who was on the podcast, right? Shout out. Yeah, shout out. And it was probably August coming back, a couple weeks back. And so what came out over the summer was Pink Pony Club. Of course. I heard this song and I was like, dude, this is kind of awesome.

I love this. And then we were in a set of. where a ton of people are jamming out to music, and I start singing the words, and he looks at me, and he just, I mean, I've never seen, I've never been judged by another man before so hard, but yeah, that's my guilty pleasure song for sure. He looks over and he's like, wait, actually, that's not cool to.

Well, here's the other thing. Like, I've caught him singing it in his room, so, like, it's a little hypocritical, but we both love it, so. So, yeah, you're outing both of you right now. Oh, 100%. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Pink Pony Club. Hey, Chaparron. It's a good song.

Yeah, no, I'm not a fan of the artist. I just, uh, Just the one song, you know? It's a good song. Yeah. There was the whole stint of where the Simpson guys were playing the song and like, and doing that like one particular arm motion. Yeah.

Yeah. And they would like, I got woken up to it one time because like a bunch of guys came in my room and they were like doing it and like the dance. Well, dude, it's kind of cathartic. Like it starts off like so slow and then you're just shouting before you even know it. Like it's kind of like what's the like take me home country road? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's got that same feel, you know.

Yeah. I, I, I, I feel. the day when my roommate has it as his alarm, because he has lots of different songs as his alarm. Like, he'll change it pretty often. And then you hate the songs? Yeah, but also, he sometimes doesn't wake up to them. So we got to the second chorus of Fien before this man woke up. And actually, I woke up.

And it was just Feene, Fee, and I was like, oh my gosh. How did you not wake up on the first chorus? How do you sleep through Fien? I don't know. But then there's some he'll wake up right away to. I also love how you know that it was the second chorus. Like that's how many times you've heard this alarm. Yes.

Is that you know it was just like, I think that I had like kind of come to half consciousness during the first chorus. And then like the song had died down into the second verse or something. Yeah. And I was like, okay, he woke up and turned it off. And then it rebuilds up into Fien again.

And I was like, he's still sleeping. Go to class. Maybe he was just listening to it, dude. No, because he was like, huh? Are you able to say the name of who this is? Yeah, Luke Jones. Oh, okay. Yeah, I'm not shocked anymore.

Wow. That's, yeah, that makes a lot of sense. Yeah. Good question. Wait. Do you have a guilty pleasure song, Nate? No. You're trying to get your lie.

I am lying. 100% yeah. We're two for two with the lies today on air. I'm trying to do for two. Didn't I lie earlier? I recall saying I lied, but I don't remember what I lied about. It's been seven minutes. I mean, we know a priest.

If you need to go confession, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I need to be cleansed. I need some holy water or something sprinkled on my forehead. Whatever it is. Dr. Matzos had that tonight. Yeah. There you go.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. We just came from the, With Needfell, right? It was the Needful Hot Ones event. It was very, very cool. I was super impressed with the production they put on. They had all of the different hot sauces and their Scoville units, like up on a slideshow with all the animations for it.

I was like, this is really well done. And I had after Matzos and campus favorite gate guy up there. It was really cool. Incredible. You tried one of the hot sauces afterward. I did, yeah. Nice about that. Yeah, so I went up and asked if I could pay a dollar for the, what was it like?

it was the bomb. No, it was the last dab. Last dab, Apollo or whatever. No, the bomb was the worst. Like, I had that on a cracker and I couldn't feel my mouth for forever because what I did is I took the cracker in like the union or something and I ate it and then I'm breathing through my mouth

and I'm like kind of looking my lips like, oh my gosh this is so hot. And that's when Brennan was like, hey, don't breathe through your mouth. Don't lick your lips. Yeah, by the way, the thing you've been doing, don't do any more of that. Yeah, I was like, oh, thank you. Thank you for telling me that now. But I just took the hot one, the 2 million or whatever, on a spoon. It was not that bad. Like, I've actually heard that the hot ones, they do it where the middle sauce is the hottest.

And so it's kind of pyramid, where it comes down. And so you're just like burning still off the middle one when you're having that last one. Interesting. I mean, I don't know if that's true, but that's what I've heard. I think it might come to a point where it's kind of like, there's just so much. You just don't feel it. There's so much heat. It's just like, it's, you hit the max.

Isn't it the whole thing with spices that it's not actually damaging? it just tricks your nerves into thinking they're on fire. I read that sometime. I'm not, I can't speak to that, bro. This is true. Yeah, it doesn't actually do anything. Which is weird. I don't know.

And it's weird because it's designed to like prevent things from eating. Well, it's also funny that we do in the Midwest because like the Midwest has like no spicy food. Like that's just not a thing. At least in my opinion. Oh yeah. We have a good bit of spicy food in the South. Yeah. No, we do.

So I like, I put hot sauce on my like morning eggs and grits and stuff. Bro, those street tacos, dude. Oh, man. Can I have that red sauce? And they're just like, yeah, sure. And they give you one. and you're like, can I have a couple? And they're like, no, you just need one.

Yeah, don't worry about that. Yeah, you only take one. Yeah. My brother was once at a Thai restaurant. Mm. I don't know if you had Thai food. They know spice food. Oh, man.

He said, because he liked spicy food. And me and him and his, my dad were like, you know what? Give us the spicy one. And they were like, you sure? And they were like, give it to us. And they were like, all right, your funeral. And they were dying. Oh, my gosh.

They couldn't get through their dinner. Like, they had to stop. And you're right. Like, that's all they say is like, are you sure. like they kind of don't like they kind of want you to take it they're legally required probably to say one are you sure but after that it's fair game i bet that they love seeing people that i've never had typhoo before just cry their eyes out yeah and they're both pretty spice like they're pretty good at handling their spicy food like they'll they'll get the spicy sandwiches everywhere like they're good at it

and they oh my gosh they put them down the chickfully spicy sandwich i think is more delicious than the regular one i don't love oh hundred so i don't love spicy sandwich whenever they have it in saga i always go for the spicy one yep Just give me a regular sandwich for me. But it's the same but better. Eh. That's all right. I don't love it.

That's all. Can you not do spice in general? You rather would like the regular? I generally like the regular. My big thing, and this is something I have to explain to people all the time, is that I really do not like the way the West does spice. Oh, yeah. Give me vinegar and pain.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. I want, like, have you ever had Asian food that's hot? It's actually, like, tasty. It's like, hmm, this spice is adding to the flavor, whereas, like, buffalo's salt. is just like vinegar and pain. That sound is perfect for that.

Yes. That's literally what that feels like. I don't like, I don't want to eat this. I think you would like the, I think it's the Los Caliantos one from the Hot Ones challenge. That one is delicious, by the way. If you haven't had it. Like we got, we did the little,

me and my friends back in the day did the Hot Ones challenge. Yeah. My friend got like a little small miniature version of all 10 bottles. And we like, were like, Los Calentos is a good. We went to the grocery store and bought like a bigger bottle of it. And like made tacos and put it on it. It was so good. Yeah.

Because like, there's a lot of spicy of you that's, way better. Like Mexican, like the Hispanic country, they do spice really, really well. Yeah. Did you say Mexico, the Hispanic country? Like, to clarify? Thank you for specify. I said Mexico, comma, and like the Hispanic countries. Oh, yeah, okay. Hey, man. Hey, man, yeah.

All right, I'm moving on to the next question. Next, meme. That's what Bench bearded that one time, and I thought it was funny. Like, like in 2020. Which you do watch more shows. Well, okay, this was back when, I think it was when PewDie Pie used to do like the next

me meme review thing and then he got Ben Shapiro to say that one time on his show and I just saw that clip. Yeah, no, I mean, he's iconic. I give, Ben Shapiro. I think I give off the air maybe that I'm a little more culture than I am. I don't really follow that many like political shows or stuff. I read, I read some articles. That's probably a good place to be. What I think are in, look interesting. People that like religiously listen to like one person every day, you're just kind of like, yeah, it's like, you okay. Maybe your opinion is just their opinion. Yeah, unless you listen to to. Hey, Joe Rogan. I listen to Boys Only every week.

If you listen to Boys Only, that's fine. Yeah, no, that is fine. Partially because look at the diversity of opinions here. We have a corrupt, just like, just evil capitalist northern dwelling New Yorker. He's from Arizona. And an awesome, chill Arizona, bro. And me who I have a wide way to talk up your guest.

A bunch of opinions, but none of them have ever found it. It's all wrong. That's fair. Yeah. All right. I'm asking the next question. Okay. So I've stalled long enough.

Elijah asks. Best Hall and Simpson. Oh, Best Hall and Simpson. Yeah, 3FS, 100%. Yeah. That was my second year. Crazy story about that. I mean, you guys might know this.

Yeah. I was a freshman. I had just gotten the job. And I was really stoked. I was excited. I loved the fact that I was going to be in Simpson for another year. And, you know, I'm like going through the list of people that are returning as RAs. I'm like, dude, like, I would love to like live with Joey or like Michael Hoggett seems

pretty cool. This was before we got really close. and I'm just chilling in the union like most freshmen do on the couch with a couple of friends and all of a sudden Noah Parley walks up to me and just like I mean like you know he's a big guy at that point he's like he's bumping people all my friends get like super quiet yeah they're just like oh my gosh who is this guy and he walks up and he daps me up pulls me up from the couch during the dab and is like what's up roomy and I was like oh my gosh dude what is happening I want to shake your head yeah I was like oh dude like I immediately was like do I

want it be an R.A. I was fine after the... But, dude, it was, yeah, it was great. I don't know you, Noah Parley was your amazing. Yeah, dude, it was us two and Ben Kennedy up on 3FS, my sophomore year. Oh my gosh. What a rotation. It was amazing.

It was phenomenal. That was when Jay Willie was still a freshman. Yeah. Shopping cart? Yeah. Tell me about that. Oh, yeah. That was a wild, uh, that was a wild, uh, that was a wild, no parley story.

So just so everyone that knows, or doesn't know, Noah Parley and I are great friends now. We, we keep in touch all the time. This is an important prerereferfer. for the story. Oh yeah, 100%. You are very cool today. Just like any friendship, you know, like there's a, there's a rough point, right? Like, you don't really like each other.

And I'd say like... That's Nate and I every week. Oh, 100% of you have to record. Yeah, yeah. Hang it again. Is that why the security guard is in the room with us right? Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. But no, I mean, like we, you know, it was probably like first semester, so I'm still like, still getting to know Noah. And, uh, yeah, it's like, you know, he plays football. And so football players on our hall, which at 3a Fest that year had a lot of football players. And yeah, it's it's pretty late probably probably like one in the morning. And the players have a lift at 5 a.m. in the morning. And so all of a sudden you just hear this weird rattling sound that like, you know, our beds are right by the wall. Yeah. And I mean, Simpson walls are not. They're pretty thin. So you just hear this rattling sound like just get closer and closer and closer. And then like

crash, bang. And then it like, we'll go away and then come back. And we're like, we're like, what's going on? We opened the door. Parley opens the door after a lot of exploos. And then he walks out and it's just Nick Blatner sitting in a shopping car. The dude who was pushing it, we don't know who it was, but they ran as soon as they saw the door open.

And so it's just Nick Blatner sitting there. Poor Nick. And Parley just, he was like, what are you doing? Like, I have to get up in the morning. And so he tells Nick to get out and, you know, 3FS is right by the really tall stairwell. He takes the shopping cart and throws it

all the way down. And so in the morning, it's on LFAS. Oh, are you kidding? He picks up a shopping cart. Yes. Those are heavy. Yeah, no. And also like, does He'll still have shopping carts? No. Where was that from? It's a yellow shopping cart. I've never seen a yellow shopping cart around Hillsdale ever. So I don't know really where that came from. A lot of layers to this story. A lot of layers. But yeah, no, it was it was really, it was really something. And then I wake up next morning and Parley is in his chair and he turns around and goes, I think I need to apologize to Nick. I was like, what do you mean?

He was like, I made him cry last night. I was like, what? And so I came up that night, and him and Nick had been in Nick's room for like an hour. He's talking about life. And it kind of turned into a really sweet moment. But yeah, Threifest, we had a lot of stories. You didn't get a lot of sleep. There's been a lot of growth on that hall.

Oh, 100%. But also, for some reason, it's always the best hall. Like it kind of always is. I don't know how it is this year. It's still good. We're pretty good. It's got you. I was on it last year, my freshman year.

I'm one floor down now. Yeah, two times. But we got you, we got the boys, we got Jay Willey, Coltimler, Alex Beers, some pretty heavy-hit names, yeah. Yeah, One-Fest is always good too. It's always more chill. Like, One-Fest kind of usually has the like solidified friend group that lives there. You know, like my sophomore year, it was the Donnybrook boys. Yeah, yeah. And last year, it's the Park Place guys. So yeah, it's always. You've left it in a good lineage of hands. It's your son Camero and your grand, and your grandson, Joe Vancater. Dude, it's great. Yeah. And Blatner. And Blatner. And Blatner. Blatner, dude. Yeah, it's come full circle. It's a super cute moment. That's a good story. Elijah also asks.

Dude, he's got a lot of questions. How did you get to, hold on. Can we? Did you get these questions before? The direct phrasing of the question is, how did you get to end up with such a based name? Oh, wow. That's a, that's a good question. I think it's mostly, how did you end up with a base name? Yeah.

Justice? Yeah. Bustus, Q? I don't think we get. All right, man. All right, man. All right, man. I'll tell you about the origin of that one if you want Yeah, yeah No, no, no, so That's later That's late

That's late at the afternoon Yeah, yeah, yeah Stop talking about that Stop, man Anyway, justice, Justice Hume Yeah, so it's justice Contrary to what my seventh grade

Russian music teacher thought Which was Eustus And Justus That's also kind of hard No, no, it's not When you're a seventh grade Boy, like that is not

What his, I think it was Seventh grade English teacher called him or something. Ragged. He called him drag. That's way better than Eustace. What did we talk about? Read his name, but Miss Reddit.

It was Draven on the sheet, and she was like, dragon? Dragon. Anyway, that would be a sick name. Yeah, so my teacher, she was from, I don't know where she was from. Dr. Minoff, love her so much. She's great. Really made me love music. But yeah, I was, you know, I had my friend group in seventh grade, and we were all in music class.

And it's the first day, and she's, you know, doing role. And she's like, Eustus. And I was like, yeah, that's me. I actually go by Justice, you know, kind of a polite way of, you know. And she's like, oh, okay, thank you. And like pretend. I think pretends to write something on the sheet

because for the rest of the semester, she called me. Just does. Yeah. But no, Justice, yeah, Justice is from Acts. My dad was in a Bible study. And he came home and he was like, I was like, honey, we're going to name him Luke.

So I was almost Luke. Oh, yeah. And he was like, we're going to name Luke. I love Luke. Like, this is awesome. And, dude, I think like a month before I was born, I was a pretty overdue baby in the oven too long

some people might say just baking yeah just baking but about a month before I was born and comes home he goes nope nope we're naming him justice and justice is when the apostles are casting lots to replace Judas

it's between Matthias and Justice and they cast lots and Matthias gets the position but what we know from history is that justice went on to the east and basically helped found what would become the constantine like the Constantine Whoa.

Like, Constantinople and all that. Like that was, that was that guy. Which is so cool. Yeah. I mean, like,

you know, I'm Catholic, but hell of respect for the Eastern Orthodox. That's awesome. So it's pretty cool, yeah. And it was that spelling because I've always wondered why.

Oh yeah, no, it's that spelling. I do another guy who was justice like, the word justice. Well, dude, I can't, I can't tell people at Starbucks that.

Like, if I go to Starbucks or any other place, I'm just like, it's always, yeah, my name's Bob. Like, you can't miss spell Bob.

And if you misspell Bob. Yeah, so I love Justice, and then Paul is my middle name, so. Nice. It's a good, it's a good time. So you're just biblical man. Biblical man, except Hume. Hume was, you know, Hume, he's not. He's a big fat, Scott. What's the, like.

Yeah, he's not very biblical, though, right? Like, I mean, yeah. Not really. Oh, is Hume Scott? Scott? Yeah, yeah, he's kind of like the, I mean, one of the, I'm not super familiar with, like, like, the ages of philosophy, but, yeah, he was, he was not a super great, it's a super great philosopher, so.

Well, but, hey, he gave it his best shot. Interesting enough, people, people, people hated him so much that they weren't going to give him a, like, burial place. And when I was in Edinburgh, we went and I was like, I got to find this guy's, like, I got to find this guy's grave. Because like, my family's from Scotland, there's like a really good chance that were related. And so I was like, I've got to find this guy's grave. And he's got this beautiful grave. His wife built him. She hated him. She was like, he's got to at least have some life. Yeah. But then right next to it is an even bigger monument to Scottish soldiers that shipped over to fight for the North in the Civil War.

Against Hume? Not against Hume. Not against Hume. Yeah. Hume was in the South, actually. But no, it's like, it's just this statue of Abe Lincoln and a ton of fallen soldiers that's even bigger than the Hume. Yeah, just like completely overshadowing. Yeah. So it's, you know, American supremacy, right? It's kind awesome. Dang, bro. There are a lot of questions. We're like, I have to like pick these questions careful. Well, we gotta get the Wyatt one end.

All of them are good. Like, we're 20 minutes in it. Well, ask, we've got time, bro. I'm not a no rush. All right. Pick what you want. This is from Liam. And the concept of behind this is

you have a phrase that you often say. Oh, yeah. We often make fun of. Liam asks, who is the guy that you're always talking about? Dude, it's Liam. Liam's this guy?

No, no, no, no. Give me this the origin of this guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I realized, dude, I didn't even realize that I was saying that guy. that much. What was that like almost a year ago? Yeah. I think it was just like an easy way. Because once you're, once you're a junior man, like you get to know when you're a sophomore, you get to know the freshman really well, really quick. Except when you're a junior, now you have

sophomores and freshmen. And so you don't always know the freshman names sometimes. Like I hate messing up people's names. Yeah. Hey, what's a buckaroo? Yeah. It's like if I'm like, I'm not going to correct somebody, but it's like, I don't want to make people feel bad. So I was just like, hey, this guy, you know, it's like, that's kind of, that's kind of how that started. And then people started doing it. I was like, man, I say that a lot. I got to switch it up. I think this year it's been big guy.

I say that a lot now. But that's kind of like, you know, it's endearing. Yeah, yeah. People hear that and they're like, oh, yeah, like, yeah. Big guy. I have a comment. You hit me with this guy a lot. When did you learn my name?

When I kept breaking into your room. Yeah, I learned your name when you broke into my room. Yeah. Should we tell that story or no? Sure, man. Yeah, what are that all about? Max has a question about that. Max has like, let's just go to the question.

Max's question is, who's your favorite double agent context when Simpson came to prank you last year? Oh, dude, yeah. Dude, I... Great story. I got to know Max. So I know Jack, and I saw Max come into the dorm and I was like, dude, this guy looks like, he's just a criminal. Like, he's going to do some crazy stuff. Yeah.

And yeah, so I kept in touch with him. And, you know, on the weekends when he was out and about, he'd always come back and hang out in my room. And that was always fun. But, yeah, I heard, you know, Nate, for context. came into my room at like what probably 2 a.m. It was a couple times. It was a couple times. No, and it's like, I couldn't predict it. Like, I'd like, I'd kind of go like, okay, like, I'm going to go to bed early night because

I feel like I'm getting woken up. But yeah, he'd just come into my room and what did you even do? I would loudly declare this guy. Yeah. This guy. Yeah. And so like, dude, one, one time. I just had it, bro.

I had the worst week. I was just like, I, dude, I was on the brink of it. And Nate comes in. just goes, this guy. And I just stayed up all night thinking about, like, how am I get to get this guy? And, yeah. You got a couple of us in on it. So, because I remember I, this happened.

The first time it happened, it was like six of us. This was the one. It was me. And I was like, man, I kind of want to mess with justice. And then Caleb was like, yeah, take all these guys here and just go down there. Oh, yeah. And I was like, oh, okay, great idea. Right.

Yeah, well, no. I mean, I like, yeah, I was like, I was like, Nate, like, because we drive together, you know, to physical. It's the next day. It was the next day. I was like, hey, Nate, you got to come in my room real quick. I was like, dude, you got to stop doing this man. I'm getting no sleep. I'm getting no sleep, bro.

Like, I'm all for pranks, man. And, uh, you know, Nate, dude, he just looked so sincere. I was fooled. I was like, I actually felt so bad. No, you looked. Like, I kind of felt bad. I was like, oh, I crushed him. Like, I didn't know a parley moment where I was like, maybe I should go talk to this guy. Um, but then I got a text from Max and he's like, hey, just so you know in the freshman group chat, uh, they're going to plan. Like, they've said the date and everything. and I was like, okay, I know ATO has Orby's guns

that they shoot sororities with when the sororities have to like go into the houses and run around. Yeah. And I was like, dude, I'm gonna get one of those. So I was like, bring me one of those guns. The funny part, I don't know if you know this. The funny part is it didn't work. Like it would, it would like the motor would go,

but it didn't shoot anything. Wait, you're telling me we all ran away and it was not. Yeah, I know. There was some shot. There was a little big thing jammed happening. Well, I wasn't up front, but you got for that night like, what was it? 35.

35, dude. Oh, it was, yeah, it was not so... It was an army. Yeah, so what I did is I told, I told the sophomores on the hall, I was like, guys,

I'm going to give you a ton of raid weapons. You're going to stay up, and we're going to hang out in my room, and then you're all going to go to your room, and I'm going to stuff my bed full of pillows. I'm going to sit up on the bunk bed, and dude, I would see the door, like, open.

Was it Alex? Andrew, actually. That's an Andrew, go check. Yeah, Andrew was checking, and I saw that, and I put on, like, my boots and everything, man.

And, yeah, all of a sudden, you see a little Nate Gallagher come walking to my room. Unload. No, Lord. He's on this guy. And he goes, he got us. He got us. It was a trap.

It's a trap. So I hopped down and all of a sudden guys start running. I wrestled some guy. And then I eventually. I think it was Peter. I think Sterrick grabbed me at one point. And then I eventually got to you. I'm not an athletic person, by the way.

And so I don't even know what came upon me. I don't know. Rage. A rage. It was probably pure rage. Hint up anger. Oh, 100%. Yeah.

So I chased Nate down and then, and then it was, yeah, got my bed stolen and all that fun stuff. Oh, my God. It was a great night. It was a good, it was a good, but goodbye. I remember you came back to your room at some point. We were all just dancing.

Oh, yeah, you were all just dancing. I was like, wow, my room smells awful. Like my, it's too many dudes. I opened a window. I was like, this is awful. Sometimes boys only is not a good thing. No. Yeah, that was the whole point of it.

Hey, but it makes memories. Yeah, yeah, exactly. We were trying to be like, hey, you know. Yeah. Let's say bye to justice. of dudes in a room. I just want to call back to episode I want to call back to episode one. Crazy callback. In which

Mark Ayers talked about the record for Mo Simpson guys in a bathroom. I want to let the listeners know that we went and immediately broke that record after that episode. Wait, no, we didn't. He hid it. No, no, no. Mark said the wrong number on the air, which is also probably good to say on the show is that I think Mark was off by like two.

He overshot it a bit. And then we went and got that number that he overshotted by. So we technically... He never hyped something? Oh, okay. Gotcha. Yeah. But we We broke that record. I think we, what was it, 41? 31. 31.

He said 31, but I guess he meant. And this is not just in a room. This is a bathroom. 31 guys in a Simpson bathroom. Oh my gosh. They were like layered and stacked. It was disgusting. That sounds awful.

How many diseases were like contracted? Okay. At least one. I'm gonna scoot back a little bit. Yeah, yeah. All right. Next question is from Jonathan. Oh, no.

What do you think is the connection between unity and the quadrivium? Oh, dude. I'm not even going to answer this question. I'm just going to tell you why he asked it. Yeah, he specifically said, I was like, what does this question mean? He was like, just ask it. So, yeah, so sophomore, what was it, sophomore year? Yeah, sophomore year, I signed up spring semester.

I signed up for quadrivia. And a ton of us are in it. Like, you know, like, Nathan, the umls are in it. Carvers in it. Like, a ton of cool people are in it. And all of a sudden, just this, like, Jonathan, this freshman comes walking in. And I was like, yo, you need something. He goes, I'm in the class.

I was like, oh. Oh. Okay, cool, dude. Like, only freshman in the class besides one person, a ton of seniors and juniors. it's like okay dude awesome and uh yeah it's like probably two weeks in and dr gregg is like so like what'd you what'd you get from the reading like what what what kind of things did you draw out of it and jonathan raises his hand and nathan ummel gives me this like you know Nathan like he doesn't like say anything he'll just give you a look just the yep and so we both look over at jonathan like this is gonna be good

yeah and jonathan raises his hand and he goes no dr gregg like i just i just saw a lot of of unity in the chapter. Like, I couldn't get past the unity. A lot of the, like, a lot of the variables were unifying. And dude said unity like 20 times in a matter of 30 seconds. Yeah. And Dr. Greg's reaction was the best. He just, he kind of, like, paused. Dr. Greg's not a mean person. He paused and he just goes, okay, next question. There's no, like, how do you follow it up? And so, yeah, it's been my bit with Jonathan. And we've, we've actually been in a lot of classes after that. And about every semester that we're in one,

I was getting to ask a question about unity. Yeah. So it's, yeah. Did you see some unity in this? Just some unity? I see unity in Boys Only. We were,

we were actually on a Zoom. We were on a Zoom class in theology. And it was over, yeah, was over Zoom. And we're, it's just Dominic, Jonathan and I in a room,

all on Zoom together with this class. And I write a note to Jonathan. I'm like, dude, now's the chance to like ask about unity. And he doesn't do it. He just dies laughing to the point that Dr.

Maddox is like, What's funny? Yeah, what's funny? He goes, oh, I'm sorry, nothing's funny. And then Dom and I are dying laughing. It was the worst. Yeah. Yep.

An anonymous person. This person said, please, please make this question anonymous. Tell us the teddy bear story. Oh, is this Jaden? Or Van Cat? Okay. It's one of those people, maybe. Yeah, one of those people maybe.

No, this story's good. Actually, my dad reminded me of the story on the way to the airport flying back here just last week. Do I know the story? I don't think you know this story, man. Yeah, this is early in the justice year. So I, so my freshman year I came in, long distance girlfriend. And before, I know, yeah, before I left, she was going to NAU, which is about two hours away from me. So I was like, oh, like, it was kind of an inside joke in our entire relationship that like, like, about this, like six foot teddy bear that she got from her parents at one point.

Oh, yeah. I was like, oh, like, she doesn't have any more. Like, you know, you're like, you're trying to be thoughtful. You're like, okay, I'm going to get to this teddy bear. and I spent upwards of $200 on Amazon on a six-foot teddy bear and dude my parents just like

I don't think they've ever been more disappointed to me in my life and yeah I put that thing in the passenger seat to my car and drove up and gave it to her and I don't know where that teddy bear is now I didn't want to ask for it back

you know like you don't do that but I received word that her brother got it and it is the most bear. Like, it is worth the money. And his bed was so uncomfortable that it was actually better to sleep on the bear. And so I'm, like, kind of annoyed that I didn't have it. Yeah. Like, Simpson beds are not that comfortable. So, yeah, that's the, that's the teddy bear story. More of the story. Don't spend a lot of money early on the relationship. Yeah. You know, keep expectations low. Right. Yeah. Did you guys,

like, did you guys like, end it like pretty soon after she got you the, or you got her the bear? Dude, that story, yeah, that story's the best. I like, I mean, like, I loved, like I liked Simpson, right? I was in it. And it was mock trial. It was not mock trial, sorry, mock rock week. Yeah. It was like the second night of practice. She texts me and she goes, we need to talk.

And I was like, oh, the famous text. Yeah, oh no. And I was like, well, I can talk before practice. And she was like, what practice? I was like, dance practice. And she goes, no, we can just talk after. So I think like that sealed the deal for sure here. And then I was about to go to a dance practice.

Yeah. And yeah, it ended pretty like probably what, like September time, something, wherever like that. Yeah. But, you know. Not even a month. Yeah, dude, not even a month. She didn't even give you a chance.

I know, dude. It's so, it's okay, though, odd and bigger and better things. But, uh, but, but. Why do you say it like that? Like that. sarcasm. Yeah. Sarcasm.

But yeah, like, it was a great opportunity to just like invest myself completely into a dancing my butt off for Simpson. Dude. It's a blast. It's a blast. I, yeah, that's definitely the thing I missed the most for sure. I'm so glad because I heard about that freshman year when I got here. And I was like,

Hell no. I'm not doing that. I make fun of people that do that. And I think it was Starrett, who was like, no, you're doing this. And he was my next door neighbor at the time. And he was like, you're coming to the first practice. Like at least to come to the first practice. I came out and I was like, okay.

Oh, yeah, no. And then we actually did the mock rock last year. And I was like, this is amazing. Can I share a slightly interesting story? Okay. You can cut this out. No, you can't share the story. So our freshman year, we were, you know, still building the practice.

Grant Boyce. Current. He was the head R.A. Yeah. Gone too soon. Graduated too soon. But dude, yeah, he comes out and he's like, okay, this practice is going to be a little different.

we're going to focus on one move. I was like, I don't know. Like, what are we talking about? And he goes, so at one point in the song, we're all going to get down and we're just going to twerk. And I was like, I don't know how I feel about this. Like, this is not what I signed up for. Yeah.

But it's like too late. You're already like way into like, yeah. You're too invested. And we're all looking around. We're like, we're all like not the kind of people that. can like do this like yeah what is this a dude's like and so then like you know spencer he's he's killing it well they get josiah gowda to teach everyone how to do it we spent two hours doing this thing the next day grant goes so that's going to get us to qualify we're not doing that anymore

we're like well that was yeah that was ridiculous so yeah good experience but you can say you spent two hours of your life and yeah thankfully i can say only two hours i've spent doing that yeah yeah Can I ask for a demonstration? Absolutely not. No. All right, next question. We have reached the Wyatt question. This is my favorite part of the show.

Oh, I'm so scared. It's always amazing. Would you rather have to fight one orangutan with a sword every day or never bench more than 2.45? Oh, my gosh. Wait. I can't even bench 2.45. Yeah, but I don't bench 2.45.

I don't, well, why it is assuming that you lifted, like, more, I think? No, that's fair, that's fair. I mean, look cut. Yeah, I appreciate it. I don't know. Like, I mean, I'd love to get up to 245. I don't, maybe say, like, you're capped at what you are. Or, like, you're capped at, like, a little over where you are.

Like, you can, like, no more progress ever, or fight an orangutan every day with a sword. Dude, I'm taking the orangutan. Have you seen an orangutan? Dude, I don't know. I'm not saying that I'd, like, kill it. Like, I don't know what I would do. but like I'd much rather like have to wake up every day and go like I have to kill an orangutan with this sword

today. Okay I think that in terms of fighting monkeys like that's a bad monkey. An orangutan is like one of the easier ones. No. I don't know that that's true. Have you seen them? I look at it. I looked at one I was in the zoo and I feel like gorilla's obviously a no. No yeah no. No is number one new note. You're losing but um but an orangutanang it looks like so like I don't know like weak. Hey dude it's like they're like they're like Like their limbs are skinny. The arms are long.

But with a sword? That thing grabs me. Wham! Maybe that's my Scottish blood. I'll just get like a Claymore, you know? Can stand back a little bit and just chop it. And they have those like flabby like faces. It looks so goofy.

They're a bunch of like angry gingers. Well, dude, imagine how awesome that would be. Imagine how awesome that would be like you're a dad and you're getting home from work today. And your son, five years old is just like, you kill the orangutan today. And you're just like, yes, son. I did. I kill it every day. To protect my family.

Family. My Eternal War. Yeah, you are the coolest dad in that school. 100%. Okay. Do you get to decide when it pulls up, or is it a random time every day? I feel like, considering you didn't specify, I think that you get to decide. Okay.

I think you get to decide. I think you get to pick your sword. You get to pick your sword. I want the blade of grass from Terraria. I'll take the gun sword from during. Can I do a lightsaber? Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, I'm doing a lightsaber. 100%. It's a saber. Yeah. I think lightsabers are weird because they have no weight. So like normal people can't use lightsabers because they'll cut themselves because Yeah this is a weird Star Wars piece of the right

I'm sorry yeah yeah no It has weight in the blade right so you can't tell where it is when you're swinging it You can actually tell where no it's it's heat and light There's no way it's Khyber light it's like oh my gosh You only can feel the handle which is why like non-force users really struggle to use them That's crazy I never I never knew that It's super cool well I'm still taking it because I mean it's still awesome to

Dude you get to walk around with a lightsaber and they're like, why do you have... Imagine going through TSA, you're like, look, like, I need this, and a ring of a tank could be on the plane. It's a lithium battery? It's a lithium battery. Don't worry, yeah.

Is this a lithium battery? I declare it, you know? Yeah, you have to declare it. Have you guys seen the weird stuff that they have in TSA checkpoint sometimes? No. To find weird, like, they've taken from people?

I saw, yeah, I saw, like, a little, like, confiscation zone that they had at one of these places, and there was, like, somebody's brass knuckles in it. Dude, how do you walk through TSA and just go, like, oh, that's, yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's your fault.

But it's kind of funny that somebody like, well, first of all, it's funny that they felt they could get it through, but it's like, kind of funny that they confiscated it. It's like, really, really, what are you going to do with Brad? It's like a plane.

Can I tell a story about TSA experience? Yeah. I was in, so I was flying back from London, Heathrow, my time in Oxford, and dude, I'm like, their airport is nuts. Because I mean, like, right,

like in America, it's like, you can have a gun, you can have a knife. You just, like, can't bring it through TSA. Yeah, yeah, of course. I like declare this means. Right, yeah. No, in London, you can't have it.

So when they find it, it's even worse. And so I'm like, I'm flying back. That whole experience was wild with TSA. But they ripped through my stuff. I think it was just because they knew I wasn't. They like switch your bag on the side. Yeah. Where is it?

Yeah. Like literally, I don't think they looked at the computer. They just moved this bag aside. I was like, oh my gosh. So they like, they pull out my like pipe and tobacco and they're like, what is this? I'm like, it's pipe tobacco. It's just like. Yeah.

Aren't you guys the ones that invented this? yeah yeah um and so i'm i'm packing up all my stuff and i see this i see this mom and her son to my left and uh they got called over and she's like she's like what's going on and all of a sudden i see like three officers walk in like not just tsa agents like officers yeah and i was like oh my gosh something's going down i'm gonna pack really slow so i can know what's what's like happening right now and uh they walk up to and they're like ma'am we we found some we found some contraband in your bag and i was like, dude, what? Like, this is the most, like, like, this, this woman just looks like she hasn't heard of fly.

Like, her son is four years old. And they go, do you own a knife? And I kind of laughed because I was like, as an American, like, yeah, it's a knife. Yeah, it's a knife. Yeah, in America, it's like, all right, we're just going to chuck it. You're like, okay, cool. I forgot to put it in my checked bag. Right.

You know, like, but there, it's like, that's, no, that's illegal. Because it was also, like, over the length that you can have in London. Oh. And so. And so they're questioning her about it. And she's like, she's like, look. She gets all emotional. She's like, look, like my husband was in the military.

Passed away. This is the only knife that, like, he left us. She's totally trying to kill someone. Oh, 100%. Yeah. She has a mission. I was like, that's what I would tell officers. But dude, she's like, she's just, yeah, she's bawling her eyes out.

Her son just like looks distraught. The four-year-old's like, no. Yeah, no. My mom. was a spy. But yeah, so they, they question her, and they eventually end up, they're like, okay, man, we're not going to put cuts on you, but like, you are going to be holding. Dude, it was, it was nuts.

At that moment, I just started packing up so fast. I was like, I got to get out of here. I landed in America. I kissed the ground. Especially with your bazooka in your bag. Exactly. Yeah. Well, so funny story about that.

I land in L.A. And because, I mean, it's close to Phoenix. It was cheaper. I land in L.A. and I had gone to the Hume Castle in Scotland, which just ruins at this point, right? Sure. But it was, I mean, it was used to fight the British. It was pretty cool.

That's cool. Yeah, neat, neat thing. But they rebuilt the wall around the original castle, but one of the original walls was still in the middle of it. So I got there and I was like, I'm not taking a picture of this thing. I'm like, kind of take a rock from the wall. Yeah. So I take this massive rock and I put it in my backpack.

And they're like, what is this? So London, they don't care. Like this woman's getting like talked to about a knife. They don't care about some stone. They don't care about my stone. But of course, L.A., California, dude, the dude takes the stone out, doesn't even look at my pipe tobacco, takes the stone out and goes, what is this?

I was like, sir, it is 3 a morning. That is a stone from a castle that might have been in my family. I got it through London. I don't like, please don't throw it like, please. He was like, we're going to have to test it. And I was like, what do you think is in the stone? For what, bro? I don't know.

Okay, people might have poured concrete over illegal items before to try to get them. Oh, 100%. I'm tracking with his lot. No, I'm fine with it. Yeah. And so I was like, okay, like, sure, just like, please don't throw it away. Like, this rock is probably from, like, the thousands when the castle stood. Like, this is.

And so he tests it and he's like, we don't usually do this, but you can have it. I was like, what do you mean? What do you don't usually do this? How many times that people, like, brought castle rocks? TSA. We usually throw people's generational castle rocks away. Right. So I was like, okay, thanks, man.

But, yeah, that's my story about TSA. My creatine also gets checked all the time because, I mean, it looks unsuspiciously, like, cocaine. So, I mean, it just has to, yeah. I don't understand the... Did you go through TSA on the way back? No, it was a joint flight probably, like, you, L.A. to... Yeah, and the way L.A.X works is it's a massive oval. So, like, all the ports are on the outside. So, like, if you come in a port, you can't actually, like, like, flying in from London, you can't just, like, go to the next, like, gate or whatever. You have to go out and then go back in. That's obnoxious. So it's, yeah, it's kind of dumb. I mean, yeah, it's California, so. I've always

wondered what the, because like, I was told I think somewhere that they like don't like liquids, like you obviously can't like bring a full water bottle or something. But I bring like my like dop kit with my like toothpaste, you know, and I'm always like are they going to check this? I have like a big, you know, sometimes like there's a

shampoo thing and they never do. I've always gotten away with it. It's interesting. But I've seen other people get like get them like confiscated. You know the way around that? You can't have your shampoo and it's like. Yeah, it's kind of them. You know the way around that though? What? They have to legally because of hepa laws. They can't ask you, you're like your medical condition, but you can say it's medically necessary.

And then they'll just test it. They'll test it and make sure it has no bomb residue. I mean, your name's probably going to get flagged. Yeah. But like, but I'm already. You can keep your water, you know, whatever it is. Or you can say it's religiously necessary. Religiously is good.

Yeah. Religion uses this keels shampoo. I'm not following. I'm newly Catholic, so maybe it's us. I don't know. I need this. I know. I need this.

That's holy water for the demons on the plane. I don't know. Do you want it to go down? I don't think so. Do you think they're going to start confiscating like Burger King crowns? I don't think so. Because I know someone who's recently

warned one on the president. I forgot Andrew did that. Yeah, he just put on a burger, like one of those like paper Burger King hats and just wore it his whole flight. That's amazing. Nothing happened. No, with no malintent,

just humorous intent. And several like flat of tense I think looked at him weird. Oh, 100%. Yeah. I would wear mine. I have like one of those Waffle House like little paper hats that I want to wear

my next flight. I think you should go it a lot. Dude I'm going to start doing that with In-N-N-Out. I'm just going to wear an In-N-Out hat. Yeah. You're even In-N-Out? Yeah. Do you have a bunch of In-N-Out where you're from? Oh, 100%. That's where it's like located. It's west. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, the main corporation used to be in California is now in Nashville. Yeah, it's all in the West. Wait, it's in Nashville?

Yeah, dude. They moved to Tennessee, bro. No income tax. Oh, there it is. And it's California. I mean, like, yeah. So they moved or like they're planning to move. But yeah, I worked to out for my high school career. So it was fun. Nice. Got to wear the massive baby pin that holds your little like apron together.

Dude, is, is internet's main competition Sonic? Is that the, what it is? No, it's chick flay. Oh. Chiffley's everyone's.

Wait, I thought internet was like burgers. So you would think that, right? Like it's different. Yeah. Except for some reason in Arizona where there's a chick flay,

there's an in and out within like a quarter of a mile. And so on Saturday, I used to work Saturday. So that's the busiest day. And we were right across from a chickfly. So we'd have a competition.

About how many cars we could run through the drive-through in an hour. Oh, wow. But yeah, it was nuts. Yeah, it was a fun time. Dude. I've never been because I'm from the East Coast. I mean, it's pretty good.

Like, Storm, have you tried it in and out? I've had it once. It was a while ago. Yeah. I don't remember. I just seemed to remember it being pretty normal. Everything's really fresh. Like, that's the best way.

It's normal. Yeah, everything's fresh. Fresh, nice burger. Waterburger slapped. Oh, yeah. I, Nate had a bunch of firsts. I took him to the south over spring break. Can I say nice first?

Your first. I was your first. I had first grits because I was always hearing about how good grits. What kind of grits? Just like normal? Like cheese grits? Yeah, yeah. Because I was always like, I refuse to have grits unless I'm in the South because I know

that they're going to be ruined up here. And they were amazing. Storm's mom made them. They were delicious. Apparently, she has to say that under threat of getting thrown off the show. True. They were really good. They were really good grits.

I love grits. And people up north don't get it because the grits here are bad. Like, they're not that good. Dude, saga grits? It's like, I didn't order oatmeal, bro. Yeah, yeah, exactly. What are we doing that? But, like, and then I had Zaxby's for the first time.

Okay, I was gonna ask, what's your take? Do you like Zaxby's, or have you had Cains? I have had-Cains is also gas. They're both good. But what's the, like, which one? I don't, in my personal opinion, I like Zach sauce. I think, I'm sorry, I like cane sauce more than Zaxxas, but I'd like Zaxby's chicken more.

Interesting. Yeah. Both of them are good, though. I've only had Zaxby's once, so I'm not a good judge. It's really good. And then I had Wadderberger, which was. Waterburger's normal. Again, very normal.

Just a normal burger is normal. Interesting. That's like not in Arizona. Like water burgers, like low on the list. Like, you don't go to Waterburger. I don't usually go either. Yeah. We don't have them, so.

Interesting. What is like, do you guys have some chains that we don't have? So here's the really big problem with trying to have like smaller chains in New York is because it's so unbelievably like blown out of proportion expensive. Yeah. Yeah. But you have like Starbucks, Chipotle. And instead of chains, we,

usually have like really, really, really good local spots. Oh, yeah. Like everything. We don't have like, because we don't really have the highways like that. You know how like, right, you get up the highway, you stop and get whatever. We don't really have that, especially where I'm from. We have 495, but like that's not really that big. It's like a three lane highway, four lane highway. So we just. Three lane highway. That's not a highway. No, but like, yeah. Three light highway. It's an interstate. Yeah, but yeah, but I mean, it's just, We don't have that. I was going to say, yeah.

We don't have that. There's just too many, there's too much stuff. So, like, if I'm going to New York, because I've been to New York before, what's the place I got to try? Where, like, by my house or by, like, the city? Like, in the city, like Queens, Bronx, Brooklyn. You're from the Bronx, right?

Pretty much, yeah. All right, Mary. I knew it, bro. Okay, actually, really, really good thing. So in the Bronx, there's Arthur Avenue. It's a street. It is lined with just fresh food. It's less, like, restaurants and more, like,

markets. Like, it's more like, go in, like pasta or go and buy like fish to like cook it yourself but like it's so fresh it's it's unbelievable we have the they make their pasta like you can watch them make it we bought a bag of it oh mama me mom i said mama me yeah he unironically said mama me one time really how many times how many times i think it's a funny thing about me unironically saying i don't remember what i was at least don't say this guy multiple times so you're fine dude yeah sky yeah well hell hell That's all the time we have today.

Thanks, Justice, for coming on. Yeah, thank you for having me, man. Yeah, this was awesome. And thanks, Nate. Yeah, thank you for all those questions. Just for being you. Don't thank me. Thank the questions.

Thank you guys for the questions. Can we know who the anonymous person was? Nope. I'll tell you as soon as we start. Okay. But if we didn't, do we not get to anybody's? If we didn't get to yours, ask it again next week. We'll be back with another guest.

The next guest is an interesting one. So stay tuned for that. But thanks again, Justice, for being on. And we'll see you guys. the next one. See you. See ya.