WRFH/Radio Free Hillsdale 101.7 FM - DoorDash King | Boys Only #14

Episode Date: September 20, 2025

Nate and Storm chat with Daniel Doyle about the music of Runaround, the secrets of SAB, and 500 million dollars.

My whole brain is filled with Aiden Christian. It's been two weeks and I can't get him out of my head. Boys! You know, you and I are not too different. I feel like I can hear him sometimes. But boys, boys, boys. Just in the back of my brain. There's an echo.

Like an echo of some kind. There's just, there's like, there's something there. I hear the howling. We can't escape. He's here. Is he back? Not really. The news today.

But we are back. this is boys only We have a guest on as always. It's not Aiden. It's even better. It's Daniel Doyle. How's it going, man?

I'm doing good. I'm doing good. This is where I give my... Yeah, who are you? Tell the people... I mean, everyone knows who you are, but... If you don't know who I am,

I'm a senior. I am on SAB. My name's Daniel Doyle. I'm a biochem major. I lead to sing for the band Run Around. So if you hear us at Welcome Party, hearing we sing there we got a great simpson audience oh yeah the goats um yeah sab event team

lead that's kind of the main things that i do yeah i'm curious about that stuff but first like how did you learn about our show what was your like first impression well i just heard well i just heard from aiding christian no i knew about it before aiden i like i'd listen to a few i forget i think well patrick was on and i knew about it when patrick was on and i knew about it before that too. I remember when Gabe went on last season, but I didn't like listen to many of them. And then Aiden,

someone told me like, hey, you should listen to Aden's. It's just like the most insane thing ever. And then I listened to it and I was laughing for like an hour straight. I've been laughing for two weeks. Every time Storm and I see each other,

they start going, Bub, boys, boys, boy, boy. It's inescapable. The amount of money we own to Maroon 5 now because it's insane.

I know. Licensing. Just all the copyright. Yeah, but I heard about it for that. And then I think you reached out to me over Instagram. Yeah. And then DM me. Was that you?

That was him. He runs, Nate runs a social. I try to keep it in honest because most people want to talk to Storm. And if they know it's Nate and the other side, they're like, I don't know about this. I don't know about this one, man. Because I'm just Jamie. You're just, yeah. I heard, didn't Aiden called you Jamie and you were just like, trying to beat the allegations of being Jamie.

Jimmy. Jimmy kept his part. Jamie is cool, dude. Jamie. I like Jamie. Jamie's probably taller than Joe Rogan. Maybe I'm not tall in the storm, certainly not. Yeah, but viewer doesn't know that.

They don't have audio. I'm two foot two, baby. They can tell. Two foot and change. Yeah, so runaround. Before we get into like questions and stuff, that's huge. We have a couple for you just off to don't. Talk to me out run around.

What is that? Because we came in as freshman and there's just like, everyone's like, dude, you got to go see a run around. I'm like, well, okay. That's actually kind of surprising. I'm a huge fan now. Because we started it when we were freshman at the very end of our freshman year, because I came in and joined what was then,

Fimeu Alpha now stayed Epsilon. And like, I don't know you guys didn't know Moof. He wasn't here when you guys were here. But Matthias Ryan was the lead singer of James Bullitt and the Dirty Blonds, which was... What a name. Oh, dude, they were so, so good. But, like, they would play.

Schismatics was really, really hot at the time, too. And there was just really good band culture, and I love to sing. So I, like, really wanted to do that. And I think me and Joel Esler kind of started it, which is funny because Joel just, like, plays the trumpet. And I'm like, dude, schismatics has a trumpet. We need a trumpet. And then he's like, heck yeah.

And me and Joel, I feel like kind of got in touch with. Judah knew some who we were good friends with. We played guitar. And then he knew a bunch of the other guys. So like Jake, Jeremy, Ezra, the rest. Yeah, that whole gang. Yeah, the whole gang. It's a big group.

And then we played at Simpson Date Party, our freshman year as our first gig. So iconic. Dude, it was great. I mean, it was just like the, it was light outside. So it wasn't a dark gig. because usually the live music is like dark. This one was like light. And it was just in like the Simpsons south side of the lobby.

It was in the lobby like under the boar's head. And we were just like, we had a good time. It was good. And then yeah, we kind of did a few gigs. I mean, the first time I ever knew about you was at New Dorm Toga Party. No. Because this is everybody. Dude, you're the George Washington guy.

Yes, I was the George Washington guy. I didn't even know you were George Washington. I just remember like we played Toka Party was our second ever gig, I think. And took a party of our freshman year. Of your freshman year. Our sophomore year, yeah, yeah. And I just remember, like, we were playing something. We were in between songs.

And then everyone kind of, like, turned away from us and was looking somewhere. And we're like, what is happening? And then maybe it was just getting, like, carried in on people's shoulders. And I was like, this is pretty sweet. Yeah, giant signs of my faces. All I remember for that was sweat. It was just sweating in there because it was 400 people. And like, it's a small space.

It's hard to play, too, because, like, if you want to turn up but any time you turn up it's just like the building collapses yeah you're hitting a wall of sound that then hits you again and just like

it's just and we were in Togas and you're just like really really hot I hope so people show up in Togas tonight but what or yesterday it's fine

to garden party to garden party that was great wasn't it guys oh dude it was so fun that was so much fun the thing we've definitely already been to

yeah already happened This is Friday at 5 o'clock. I'm not rifting the space time continuum right now. But yeah, so that's like the starting story of runaround. And then, yeah, we just did a bunch of gigs. Battle, I think our sophomore year was probably our first, like, big gig. I remember that. I have memories about my freshman year being like, dude, these guys are awesome.

I think my favorite gig, though, was battle last year was super fun. Because Elks is so much smaller. It doesn't seem like it, but it's so much smaller. And it has a built-in stage. So it was just an easier space to use. and it was just like so much more packed. That was a hot gig. You want to talk about like a hot gig?

I was, I remember getting like to the basement of Elks afterwards and it just dropped like 20 degrees. It was crazy. I know. I didn't really notice at the time, but then when I got off stage, it was just like, oh my goodness.

But yeah. Why is it called Runaround? I actually don't know those. Yeah, it was, well, we like, when we started, we were just Simpson date party band and then we like as a joke called ourselves, night band because that was like we only played for one night. But after we played like our second gig, I think at Toga Party, we still hadn't come up with a name yet. And we were like,

we have to come up with a name because we're playing more, we're going to like try to play more gigs. So we can't just be like date party band. This is silly. And we legit sat around for like an hour trying to figure it out and nobody had any good ideas. I think at one point we were like, wait a minute, like some of us are still in Simpson. Some of us are not in Simpson anymore. What if we're like in division? And then we're like, that's the exact same as schismatics. There's like no difference. Division.

Was thrown around and to even think about that. So silly. But then we were like, okay, so what is characteristic of us? And one of the things is that we would like start a rehearsal and not actually play any songs until like 45 minutes in. We just like would procrastinate and it would take people a long time to set up, which you've gotten better at, thank goodness. but we were like, okay, so we procrastinate.

Someone looked up synarounds synonyms for procrastinating. It was like, give something that run around. We're like, oh, run around. And then we just kind of were like, it's funny. At the time, we were, I don't remember us being particularly happy with it. We were just kind of like, I don't want to think of band names anymore. Run around will have to work. But it caught on.

And everyone was like, that's cool. Yeah, and then it worked. And then, like, I don't think the band name's really that important. It's more so like what you associate with a band. So, yeah. Now you guys have knocked schismatics off the totem pole. Oh yeah. Well, they also have top dogs.

Yeah, that too. We did win CHP twice, so, you know. Is there going to be a runner-on merch line at some point? I don't know, dude. Well, it's to say, yeah, we never beat them in battle, though, which makes me really sad. But I don't know about- CHP is big. CHP is big.

But I don't know. We've discussed it. I'm kind of against it. I don't know. I feel like it's kind of a weird look to, like, make merch of your stuff. and then sell it, but strictly, like, monetarily, schismatics did it, and they were able to make some pretty good cash off of a lot. So it's, like, not a bad idea. I'd buy a run-around shirt. You should have came in your schismatic shirt, that would have been really great. I had the

light smoke shirt, yeah. You could wear both of them. You could, like, sew them together and have a half a half. It's like when a pair, like when a pair of them, like when a pair of them, football players. Yeah. It's like when Mrs. Kelsey goes on to watch Travis and Jason. You have the split jersey. It's a little bit late for that, not that they graduated. Yeah.

Close enough. Holding on to the past. And then you're also very famous for SAB. Famous. I don't know I'd say famous, but yeah, I do SAB a lot. So it's fun. Yeah. How did you get involved in SAB?

What's the story there? Yeah. So I, so a few seniors who graduated, last year. Josiah did you go to John Schaefer, Jack Cody. I was really good friends with them, and they kind of convinced me to join because they were on SAB at the time. And it just seemed pretty fun. And I was like, okay, my friends are in this. And it seems like if I'm going to get paid for something at school, it would be kind of fun just to like do these events. It's like, it can be a lot of times, but all things considered SAB is not that hard of a job. It's

pretty fun. So I was like, okay, this is like something that would be fun to get paid for. And then just applied, got in, and then kind of just took it from there. and kept doing it. And yeah, there's been times where I felt like should I, should I stop? Because it would be fun to be able to enjoy Presball and CHP as a non-employee. But it's fun. I do really enjoy it.

You still get to get out there sometimes. Yeah. And honestly, I mean, like for CHP, it's kind of nice working CHP because I'm like already pretty locked in. So then if I have to go sing, like, I'm just like ready to go. Yeah. Yeah. Makes sense.

Yeah. How is, is homecoming season kind of a busy? time for you guys because I know that it's coming up. Yeah. And usually Presby, well, not Presby. Garden Party is like not usually the weekend before. Oh, so right now it's kind of a double whammy. Yeah, yeah, which usually is not the case. So it is pretty, it is pretty busy. I mean, like the two really busy times of the year are the very beginning and the very end. So like after homecoming, we really don't have a whole lot. It's a lot of like trips, which are not that like hard for us. Yeah. Or smaller events. Like Fall Fest is a pretty big event, but it's not like that hard to do.

not compared to garden party. So, yeah, garden party into homecoming week is a uniquely busy time. Welcome parties also kind of like things. You get like welcome party, Bobby's barbecue, concert on the quad. I mean, we work at the source, but we really don't do a whole lot for that. So that's not as big of a deal. But those events at the beginning of the semester are just like, just nuts. Just all over the place.

So I'm excited for homecoming week. It's really fun. You get to see like the animal come out of a lot of like people. We always joke. And I say B, that's like, you never know how, like, animalistic people are

until Homecoming comes around and they've got, like, the video results came out. And then people are just, rioting. Yeah, like, pitch forks at the door and the office.

Yeah. But, yeah, it is, it's a fun time. So do the, are there, there's different judges for each event. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. I kind of one day want to get a little, like, background tour of like the inner workings of like how all the points and stuff are. We will when we're emcees for homecoming.

Definitely, a hundred percent happened. In our senior year. Yeah. 100% confirmed. Yeah. We're trying to gun for it. I mean, yeah, you got to get, I mean,

are you guys are friends with Gabe Beckwith, right? He'll be a good concert. He's our second guest, I mean, we got lost in room with this guy for three hours. A big friend of Austin Peku, a friend of the show. Has he been on the show? No, he will be though. Okay, that makes sense.

Gabe has, we actually got locked in this room with Gabe Beckwith for about three and a half, four hours. And you talked to him about emceeing micro. Yeah. On Valentine's Day, actually. All three of us had Valentine's Day dates. None of us made me. That door right there was like locked shut, like jammed.

Was it jammed? Yeah, the fire department had to come get us out. Oh my gosh, did you miss the dates? Yes. I mean, Clara stood right here, though. Yeah, Claire came and she was like, oh my gosh. Could she hear you at all? Like, can you get these to go out there?

You could just yell through the window also. And it was muffled, but we could yell through. And I still have my text chain with the Scott Bertram, the radio guy from the night being like, hey, did we can't leave? We're actually stuck in the room. That's not. supposed to happen. But no, Gabe Beckwith, definitely old, old friend of the show. So, hey, look out. Boys only

on the MC floor, senior year. I will have lost my power at that point, but Gabe will have gained it. For sure. Love it. Shall we get into some, like, fan questions? Let's get it going. Yeah, do we have really any? You know, we have a few that are able to be read. We got a couple

here. I mean, it came out in fours. A lot of them are about DoorDash. Wait, who said it? Yeah, give us one. So, Henry is how many times per week do you dooredash? And then, and then.

I dooredashed one time. And then Max, and then Max was, are you the doordash king? Two different door dash questions. Wait, what is the story? There is, like, it's such a hard joke to explain. But essentially, I door dashed Taco Bell one time like two nights ago. And they all just like thought it was the funniest thing ever. They're like, oh, you can't go drive to get your Taco Bell?

You got to have a door dash. to you and then like yeah I went out to get the Taco Bo and then Max was yelling at me get your steps in King get your steps in King as I went to go get the DoorDash so they definitely they definitely saw that I was going on and like we're together and we're just like guys it would be really funny if we all put DoorDash on there but blow him up with the door that's funny I know yeah I didn't even know you could DoorDash Taco Bo this is like a life changer oh dude what time was it like 11 or so am a breakfast bell breakfast bell my door Dordash If I dooredashed 11 a.m.

Taco Bo that would be a problem. Oh my God. I come to your class. Go to Lane. Just give in the notes. Lane 233. Knock twice. Find the room.

Wait outside. Do not knock. Doctors Stewart will kill you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's great. We should order something to the show. Wow. It's a great concept.

Great concept idea. Some of those guys like outside. Oh, man. I got your Wendy's. Did you get my dairy queen? Dude, you forgot my blizzard. Dude. I forgot my blizzard.

Jonathan asks, do you regret Donnie Demo Party? Oh my goodness. What is that? What is Donny Demo Party? What was? What was? What is Donny Brooke? You're right, I forgot.

Donnybrook is dead. I go over to, I go, I mean, is, I heard tell of like a house that used to exist behind Simpson and butt. I've checked, it's just like construction there. It's just rocks. Legends say. There are, there are some legends. that's a 10 guys squeezed into a house

together 10 guys squeezed into one room one room all together one bed Oh yeah The legend of Tommy Book Ten men in one bed They're like gnomes

Or the people from Charlie in the chocolate factory The umpalupas Donnie Buckland of the umpalupas Getting poached Yeah No, I mean, I don't even know how much I'd, like, be allowed to say about Doni at my party. I don't regret it. It was fun. It was legendary. It was a good time.

We can leave it to that. All right, sounds good. We can leave it. People can ask me in person if they want. All right, so we always have one numskull who's like, let me ask a serious question. And this time it's Liam. Oh, friend of the show. Friend of the show. Why does music matter? Oh, goodness.

Ooh. Because you're a musical band, Theta, Epsilon, like all this stuff. I mean, okay I don't want to get like too philosophical Run out because I do feel pretty philosophical No no get philosophical

Um I don't know I think it's something that's pretty sometimes self-evident when you hear really beautiful music that it is reaching up to God in a very unique way I don't know if I would say that

about run around But like Crazy train All aboard But yeah I like singing a boy choir And I was young And we did a lot of really beautiful

like liturgical sacred music. So for that reason, I think it's, I mean, like harmony, it's sound waves. It's like physical, but it's art. It's pretty interesting how, like, the science behind why things sound beautiful. And then you just, there's like science and there's real, like, reality

and physical reality behind all of it, which I think is incredibly beautiful. And I think when you've just heard really beautiful, edifying music, it's just like in the same way that art is important. when you see a very beautiful piece of artwork, it reaches up to God in a specific way. And personally, I feel that most with music.

I know some people, it's kind of like a personal thing, whether or not you like physical art more or you like Sonic art more. That's cool. Sonic art. Yeah, yeah, dude. Super fast. Yes. Sonic art.

Speed of sound even. Yeah. Mock. But, yeah, so for that reason, I mean, I think it's just like a very necessary form of art. But I don't know. It's also just like really fun. I mean, it's like a good thing to learn.

It's very good for your brain to like learn an instrument, to learn music. And it's a really good way to express yourself, in my opinion, like all art, I guess, is. So I haven't thought too hard about it. I feel like answering that those kind of like super philosophical questions are. Yeah. I mean, it brings people together from one of you. Yeah. People congregate around music.

and positive music. Yeah. People also like I and other people I know have used music to like work through stuff listen to certain things and how like, um, associate those kinds of songs or sounds and different memories and pretty healthy ways. Yeah. So it's also used, I mean like socially it's very important to like a lot of social movements and like the way the culture is going like activism and stuff like that.

I mean just like it does play a very big role like you think like to Vietnam and all like the social things that were happening at that time. Music and rock music played a huge part in that. Whether you think it's for good or for bad, that was a very big thing. And same with, like, you, if you look into history at Italian operas, they were usually very, like, socially important, I guess,

you know, where. I mean, it's kind of like everything we read about, like Dante and stuff like that, that also exists with music. Yeah. So. I love that. I think that's very, very true.

Trying to keep it. Hillsdale educated out here. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Not just be like, it sounds nice. I like the way it noises. It does the good thing to the ear.

It does the good thing. Makes me look cool on stage. Yes, it does. Yes, it does. It makes me look cool. It makes me look cool. And I blow up my voice after two songs. I get to get it around on stage.

I got to get another person and come and sing for her. Literally. That is literally. Well, that's something funny. Brilliant strategy. Aidan was talking about that. And,

like, he was talking about, like, the problem of having, like, two lead singers and why you'd want to have another singer and I was like literally I mean first of all Rachel's just like really good and she's

been dating Jeremy forever so like she's close to the band so it makes sense to have her on with us but I mean practically for me it is really helpful to like in the middle of the set give her a few songs she'll go up there go crazy and I can just go like get some water and just hang out for a little bit a lot of times I need it pretty bad so yeah have you ever listened to any music in your life uh no actually do you know what music is I only heard one song it's called third call for bird ball that's our that's our intro and outro music a file name for our intro music third call bird call third call for bird ball we have no idea what that means i found it on sound scripe because it's royalty free music nice and i don't know what why

what bird ball is why there's a third call for it it's kind of tough it is yeah it does slap It is good. It is good. It slaps every time. It's very nice. Bainstorm, bump it in the studio. We're editing at 9 o'clock at 9. We have everywhere else to be.

I looked at my computer. I saw a third call for bird ball. I said, wow, that's third call for bird ball. Another third one. Third call. I thought after number two, you couldn't get any minute in there, so there was a third call. And then they did it. Wow.

All right. All right. All right. What's the next question? I love. Third call for bird ball. All right. I'm going to interlude one of my questions.

So I didn't know at all this version of Doyle, but I've heard that there was a mullet. Oh. And people were ballistic for it. Mullet Doyle? I've heard this. I mean, people were pretty pissed when I, can I say that? Yeah.

Yeah. When I cut that off, I could just find a good picture of it. Well, because I have a mustache right now. I didn't, I had one with the mullet. It was not, it was a lot more blonde. It looked a lot more like Max Cody's mustache than mine. Oh, no. Sorry, Max.

I love you. Love you, man. But alumnus of the show. Oh, yeah, he was on too. He was. He's not listening. He's not listening. He's not listening.

He's not like, he doesn't care. I might tell him to, and then he's going to be like, no. But, yeah, I got one. I got at the end of my freshman year. And it was like, all right. I'm trying to, like, go back. It's so far back into my camera roll. But the mustache and the mullet combo is something.

It was something special. But then I went like full 180 and with my friend Charles Kennedy. we were like let's buzz our heads and then I got a buzz cut but kept the mustache no actually at that point I shaved the mustache I think it went it went mullet mustache and mullet no mustache

buzz cut nice and then yeah and then I got like yeah but let me find yeah there's there's a buzz cut picture of me a beautiful wonderful picture of it you look like jinxie though you do yeah

and you start playing clash royale never buzzing my hair again it's on work it's one clash what's your advice for all the mullet guys out there Why should they get rid of it? No. No, why? We have a friend.

Tell them why they should get rid of it. We have a friend who has a mullet and we want it to get rid of it. It's pretty bad. I always think mullets look worse than just long hair or short hair. I don't know, dude. I think I had a pretty cool mullet when I look back at it. You got to have a very specific head shape. Our friend doesn't have that head shape.

And his mustache is like a giant and goofy and a different color than his hair. Very silly mustache. I look like such a, um, everyone, we know, like people, like, if he listens, he's like, He's gonna like, brus. What the heck? I don't even want to show you any of these pictures. Luke,

who? Luke Ray Jones. Full illegal name drop. Oh my God. Do you know Luke Jones? I don't know if I do. I probably would know him if I saw a picture of him. That's how I feel about a lot of people.

He was my roommate last year. He's on rugby. Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah. Luke Jones. I thought you were saying Luke Rayjos. And I was like, who is Luke Rayjoos? I think his middle name is Ray.

Okay, we're not getting into this right. All right, quick detour into Luke Jones Middle. What kind of circus are we running here? True. Save us. Give us a question. Yeah, here's a good, here's a good, there's a good mullet picture. Let's see the mullet.

That is. That's, that's, that's, I don't even, I don't even look like you. You can't see it, but it works well for him. I feel like you don't even look like you. Like, I see this guy and I see that kind of the picture. Maybe it's the lighting. I think I cut it because at one point I was like, I can't even like try to look professional. with this.

It's impossible. It's not possible. It's party all over. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. Like, there's something about, though,

like lead singers of the school bands having long hair because when we came in, what was the theta band freshman year? Spike. Yeah, Spike. And then,

and I'm, Steveo had long hair. And it looked lit. At battle, your freshman year, I would have had a mullet. So you might not remember it, but I did have a mullet at that time.

I more remember Spike a lot more of freshman. Yeah, they were awesome. I don't think I know you my first semester. That's probably, yeah. I saw you and I was like, Toga party was lit.

Toga. I didn't know you guys yet. Yeah. I'm in the back of the crowd. I'm five foot six. Dressed up as George Washington. But you were on people's shoulders. Yeah,

you talk about being hot. I'm in a George Washington outfit and then a Toga. I'm on people. You're a Toga over the Georgia Washington outfit? Yeah. Go back to the ancient pictures. You were in the running for a new dorm sweetheart. Why was it running?

Running. Failing. Running. Running. Running slipping. They were chasing you. Did you give a joke? Do you remember?

Where did you have to, like, say the joke? I can't remember my joke. And then the last year I went is Abraham Lincoln. Oh, okay. This year stay tuned. New dorms, stay tuned. New dorms, stay tuned. We're going as another president.

I wonder which president is going to be. We're going to ruin the event third year running. The president who's served two terms. Non-consecutives, it's going to be Grover Cleavely. That's what I was going to get over Grover Cleave. William Taft. Alex asks, if you were an ice cream, What would it be called?

Which is a very interesting question. I feel like sometimes when I hear questions like that, I feel like there's an answer they're trying to make me say. But I don't know what it is. Yeah, it's like. The Doyle oil. Oh, that's, I don't know if that'd be an ice cream flavor. It would be something.

You just called the Doyle. No, it's the Doyle oil. Oh, no. No. Because it's not even like what ice cream flavor would you be. It's if you were an ice cream flavor, what would it be called? So I have to come up with my own ice cream flavor. You could just do, like, what's that one?

I don't know ice cream at all. I'm not why I'm trying here in this conversation. What's that one? I know nothing. Because my mom and my sister eat ice cream, so I'm like trying to think about like. What I mean you don't eat ice cream? Vanilla?

I don't. There it is. Yeah, you got it. No, it's by, I think, Baskin Robbins. I don't know if you guys even have that. Oh, yeah. You guys are at. It's going to be like one of like 160 flavors, though, right?

You have to go through all of them. Yeah. The Vermonster? Oh my gosh That's not that's not That's not in the Northeast of the United States I've heard they have the Vermonster

Yeah but that's not that's not A flavor basque and Robbins That's Ben and Jerry's Oh that's Ben and Jerry's Ben and Jerry's not Ben and Jerry's is the Vermonster I think what's funny is that Michigan has a Or I don't know I think it's probably just in Michigan

There's a flavor called Michigan Pothole Which is like You can get this in many places Like I've gotten a Michigan pot hole ice cream It's good But it's like why would we name An ice cream after something we all hate

about this state, like that we have potholes everywhere. The roads are not horrible. Yeah. You should hear what they call ice cream in Atlanta. Even after things that they ate. Traffic jam. Traffic jam. But it's like a jam.

Ice cream. Oh, yeah. That's what we're talking about. Oh, goodness. Next questions. Next. Boys, boys. Boys, boys.

Boys. Boys. Boys. Maybe I'm Brett. I'm trying to sift through some of Elijah's questions to find a good way. Elijah asked a bunch of questions. Wait, Elijah Guevara? Yeah, Elijah, can I give him a message?

Yes. Can I tell him something? Elijah, please go to chapter. Go to Theta Epsilon chapter one time. We miss you. We miss you a lot. We also don't want you to get dropped. Have you seen this man?

Because we haven't. We haven't either. Wanted posters. Oh, bad. All right. Do you have fond memories of 1FS? Were you on 1Fs? No, but I was not on 1FS, but I was on 1FS a lot because all the guys I live with,

like all the original Donnybrook boys from my sophomore year, everybody was 1Fest except for me. I was 2FS originally and then the roommate who I had, who I, I just won't, he'll, he can remain anonymous. He dropped out after one semester. And then did your roommate? also dropped it after? My roommate dropped it after two weeks.

Oh my gosh. Did you get a new roommate? No, and then my sweetmates left. I was a lone suite. That's kind of awesome though. Like, looky, no. It's depressing.

It's January. It was him in piles of raisinettes. I forgot about that year. No, but talk to us about this whole roommate. Yeah, so my roommate left and then I, but that was at the end of the semester. So then the next semester, there was like a whole shakeup because Charlie McAdam

was the name of my RA. He got married over the, the winter and then somebody else like had left that left his his roommate also left uh simpson okay and then so two guys went and took that room because it was an r a suite and then that left like one of his so one of the guys who took his room his former roommate was john schaefer who then i went and roomed with on three fs i have very fond memories of three fs three of us was great that was my freshman hall yeah it was such a good hall who'd you have is your rAs we had Ben Kennedy,

which was goaded. He was mine as well. Caleb Floodstrom and Kevin Pines were my three. Oh, that's great. Well, Kevin was on my hall and then Benedict was also

one of the RAs and then we had Noah Parley. Oh, yeah. I'm sure you've heard legend. Well, he was here when you guys were, I forget. And then Justice.

And him and Justice were roommates. Oh, man. That was a nightmare rotation. I've heard about the shopping cart. We heard about that from Justice. And their sweetmates were Zach Pondrage

and Eli Redding. That sweet was just incredible. But, um, so that was fun. But then all the guys on one F s were like, um, the guys I live with like Elijah Pancratio, Charles, Joel, Joel, just if you know, the Donagist, all them. Um, so we would go, I would go down there and hang out a lot. They like, Elijah and Joe Johnson had this like 75 inch screen TV in their room in Simpson. Wow.

It literally took up like, you know how you walk in and the doors on like one side of the room and there's the wall next to it. That wall was just a TV. And then they'd like put their couches in there. So we go watch movies and they cram like 10, 15 people to watch movies. That's the best. It was so much fun. And then our final exam week of our freshman year, so at the end of the spring, we made what we called like mega bed.

It was mega bed. We put like three beds in that room and like stacked them in like a double-decker couch formation. Triple Decker. Oh my gosh. And the idea was like, let's, we're going to like marathon watch Lord of the Rings. Yeah. And we got through like one. And then everyone remembered that it was exam week.

And we can't just like marathon watch Lord of the Rings during exam week. But that was pretty sweet. People were coming in and out of there. And it was just like these beds. You could fit probably like 15 people on it. It was probably not safe at all. We had like we're stacking stuff on top of dressers and like trying to make it work. But it was pretty sweet.

Sounds awesome. Yeah. And then we all went to Donnybrook after that, which I don't know what that house. Some place. You guys went somewhere. Some land of the edge of the universe. Yeah. Exactly.

I had a similar set up my sophomore. I live with Cole Timler. Yeah. I know if you've met him. We, so Cole had a couch and I had a couch. And we were like, well, neither just want to sell it or give it to someone else. So we're thinking, thinking, what do we do with this? What do we do?

And we're like, let's make a double-decker couch, like movie theater seats. And so Cole builds a rig. He built a whole like wooden rig for it. And it was the sketchy thing. And it completely destroyed my couch because everybody was stepping on mine to get to the top. one is from Amazon's like 50 bucks. Yeah. It was a great time, though, man.

That couch was just done for it. Was it like Double Decker? It was like movie theater style. It wasn't like Batman. It was like Lego Batman. No, it wasn't like Lego Batman style. Just guys, guys feet dangling your face, man. I have a genius idea.

Bill Decker couch. I mean, I've seen the Lego Batman movie a few times. And I know I was like, okay, that movie is hilarious. But I did rewatch the Lego movie like a year ago. Yeah, that's the one with the couch. That's the one with the couch. I misspoke. No, no, well, I mean, there's all.

also Batman in that movie. But I rewatched that and it was, I think, funnier as an adult than it was when I watched it as a kid. It's great. It's kind of like the Lego Batman movie where you're rewatching. You're like, this is so funny. It's not quite as funny as Lego Batman movie. That one's incredible.

But the Lego movie is, it holds up to snuff? Chris Pratt. Did a great job voicing. What was Emmett? Emmett? The cragle. It's a stacked cast. It's Will Ferrell too, right?

And Morgan Freeman? President. Yeah, Will Ferrell. I forget who voices the girl, but it's also. Is it? Affleck Batman? No, it's Will Arnett. Yeah, Will Arnett.

That's still mean, that's still good. Ben Affleck was bad Batman. Sorry, Ben Affleck. Can I say that? I mean, he's so famous. He can be like that's fine. He's good in other movies. I like Christian Bail Batman.

I do. I do love Christian Bail Batman. I actually surprisingly like the new Batman too. Yeah, the Robert Patton's one. It's very different than Christian Bail. Because I remember watching the Christian Bail movies and I was like, those movies are, when I first watched them, like, they're so dark and they're so kind of like almost like horror-esque.

And I saw the new Batman, and then I rewatched the Christopher Nolan Batman's, and they looked like these bright, joyous, happy movies by comparison, because the new one is so just like dark and depressing. Boy. We can't have a Theta gun for three seconds without just to start ripping. We also chose like the two Thetas who like will not stop singing, which is me and Aden. This is the best. All right. So there's a Simpson freshman this year. His name is Moses.

Moses, okay. And he's famous for a question that he asks everybody. And it's, and it's this is this, would you rather get $500 million every day or $1 every 500 million years? It is the most, like, random, like, it's just so throes you.

Do either of you guys know this show, Chuckle Sandwich? No. Okay. It's a podcast and they have a similar bit where every single, every single, Wait, is that the games, Game's Bacon one? Yeah.

I have heard of that. Have you ever? Liam Brennan loves that and he, he always is like, what is it? It's like, would you rather have, would you rather have, what was it game? I got to think about it so I'm mess it up. Unlimited game. Something like that. Oh, it's okay.

Would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no games? Or games. Unlimited games But no games I think the latter's a good deal But no games Every time they have a guest on The guest will just like

Lose it for like five minutes And then as soon as he tries to answer They just like gaslighting Well the first one is bacon Yeah but the second one's got unlimited games But it has no games But it has unlimited games Games unlimited games

Games Gama unlimited games Period. But no games. But no games. What is that? Would you rather have $1 every 500 years? That's a tough question.

Would you rather have $500 million every day? Or $1 every $500 million years? So never get dollars. By the time the universe has a heat death. You will be rich. But other than that. You would have like $3 by that time. You would not be rich.

500 million You wouldn't Since like complex life Begams from now You'll have like one dollar One dollar Thanks Moses One dollar

Million years Thank you Moses That was a great question Oh man I'm overheating out here bro It's hot today It is a warm It's an uncharacteristically warm

September Yeah We had to sit Setting up garden party I was in like long pants And a black shirt Oh no Just bad.

Why? Just, dude, like, no one's watching you set it up. What? Like, why did I just know? Yeah. Like... Why didn't you like just dressing like shorts? Oh, well, I came from classes.

And I wasn't really thinking when I chose my outfit. But if I was thinking... Well, I also thought, like, oh, it's September. It's probably going to be like, like, 70 or like high 60s. And then I get out there. It was like, oh, it's 85. Yeah. I also totally forgot that it's outside.

Again. Yeah. Because last year it was carpet party. It rained. Yeah. Oh, yeah. completely forgot that it's actually supposed to be outside. He hasn't been in the garden since our freshman year.

So two years ago. I'm excited. It's the same band as last year too, which is good because they were pretty good. What'd you say? Oh, I don't ever know what he was getting at. I missed that one. I missed that one too. Nate, you got to stop.

All right, Nate, you have to stop doing this. You got to stop riffing my brother. Now is just about 500 million years. You're still on. 500 million. years. The next time we have garden party outside, I'll have $1.00. I'll have $1.00.

The next time in 500 in years. Yeah. It's really good, though. It's completely clear, so. I'm so excited. Oh, my goodness. So much better outside. I'll give you another Elijah question. Okay, great. Was the moon landing a hoax?

Space-themed homecoming. Space themed homecoming. Great theme, by the way. You guys cooked. So funny. I like to indulge in conspiracy theories now and then, That's, I don't think. What was last year again? Pirates. Pirates.

No, that was, oh, for homecoming. Yeah, I think of a garden party. For a garden party last year, it was Princess and the Frog. Yeah, what is this garden party theme? What does this mean? A night in Rome. What is it, what am I supposed to dress as? Because last year was like, they're green suits because like a frog.

Like an Italian person, I guess. Every day. I wake up. That's great. Every day I wake up. I think in Rome or like Venice or Napoli, like, nice Italian restaurant, wine, like kind of, you know, linen pants. I know I'm not going to wear any of those.

I'm going to wear khakis and a white trash. I don't own any of that. I'm going to wear khakis in a untucked button down that maybe I'll have a few too many unbuttoned buttons. Nothing underneath the button down. It's like a big chain, fake gold chain. We should have Victor wear his like French peasant fit. Well, you could wear togas.

I've been told like explicitly. by I don't know how many SAB members do not wear a Toga. Well, now you're being told by one SAB member to wear a Toga. Well, because when we decided it, there was like, I thought it'd be so cool to have like an ancient Rome themed garden party.

I'm like, guys, we could have like, like, marble columns and it could be like glorious and awesome. And then they're like, no, I think that's definitely, that's objectively more of a guy thing, though. Yeah. To like really think, like, Roman Empire aesthetic is cool. So, it's so tough. We have marble columns.

If you guys want columns. that look like in the feeder department yeah yeah we have like yeah we have like uh ones we built that are like cardboard that we have like actual columns that and i made of marble probably too late now i'm just saying if you ever need them give it a call in the future yeah when we when we do ancient rome theme we already had 500 million years like two years ago or was it was it was ancient greece it was the ancient olympics or something yeah i don't know similar similar vibe though yeah same difference antiquity i heard it was just like what was it year freshman or like decades or something i it was very unspecific yeah i think it was i think it was

like decade. So it was like every event went to a new decade. So the like the posters were like 50s. Oh, interesting. And they were just a pretty cool posters because OCC did. I think this, yeah, this was definitely my freshman year. OCC did a poster that was like of this pick. It was like chief on like as a cowboy on a horse like as a Western movie poster. And it was sick. It was super, super cool. And I think they won that one. But it was like that. And then by the time mock rock came around, it was like 2000s. So I remember that was when I did Simpson mock rock and we did the wee bowling thing where like everyone like does the and then

a lot of people ended up doing that but yeah struggle with mock rock every year you got to find something you think no one else is going to think I know I wonder if anyone's going to use 2001 of Space Odyssey in their mock rock this year like the like the my current bet is five five at least I'm thinking it's going to be like

at least six or seven that Patrick Hamilton reference this is a Patrick Hamilton reference I was I literally actually wasn't even thinking about that and then I said it And I was like, you're like, yeah. You can't use two numbers in the first of ten numbers. Yeah. It makes things hard.

Maybe seven or six. That sounds like you're trying to avoid it. I know. I know, well, that's what I was doing. But like, they're going to use Imperial March. I think it's going to be like, yeah. I bet that'll be a common one. Yeah.

I can imagine that being one. Did he just give you a look? I mean, I think, I'm, I just saw you kind of like, I'll give you a look. I don't give you a look. Don't do this. I don't have any more questions. Do not do this. I don't have a logic.

whoever I said in like 14? Yeah, they're all like, Elijah, Elijah knows what Elijah's questions are. Yeah. And so we'll leave it at that. Elijah can ask me in person

when he comes to chapter. In 500 million. When he shows up, 500 million years. When you get one dollar, Elijah will be a chapter. Yeah. Another one dollar.

The dollar is actually the Elijah's who came to chapter along the way. Oh, dude. It's not about the dollars. It's about sending a message. Hey, thank you for saying that. Okay. Of course.

Yeah. Well, it's beautiful. Tomorrow night, I guess, when this airs, we'll be going into homecoming stuff, a banner drop. Yeah, that's exciting. To send us out as an SAB employee,

are you employee? Yeah, I guess. What are your words of warning, words of advice, words of encouragement for homecoming week, which we're about to kick off? I mean, on the off chance of like any freshmen are listening who haven't experienced homecoming, just go all in. It's like a very unique time.

It's got, I don't know, it kind of, as an SAB person, it's different being on like the other side and putting stuff on and not being able to be like a feral Simpsonite anymore who's just like going crazy but i did that as a freshman and it was super fun and it was completely worth it so if you're in any dorm who's doing homecoming stuff go all in um i mean i'm sure mock rock's already started so it might be too late to join but if you're doing mock rock have fun it's like a very unique thing that we get to do uh yeah everything go all in be like have the good community it's super fun it's you kind of just have to wait and see everyone who's

not a freshman knows what I'm talking about. It's like kind of interesting. When you go through one homecoming at Hillsdale and you're like, okay, this is a big deal. Yeah, because we make it a big deal. That's what's so fun about it too, is that like there really are no stakes to homecoming. We just, like, as a community, come together

and are like, let's like celebrate the fact that this school is pretty sweet and has really fun groups of people that, like, and let's make these coalitions that then just do the most random things. I love it so much. Simpson 3 Pete coming up. Here it is. You heard it here first.

We're calling it. Let's run it. I've gotten to hand the trophy to Simpson two years in a row. And it was pretty sweet. And I will for a third time. Let's go for a third. Maybe. Maybe.

Maybe. Maybe. I will do this. I will do it. No matter who wins. I don't have any power over who wins. I just, I am a Simpson boy at heart. Amen to that.

Aren't we all? Aren't we all? Yeah. Shall we send it off in the traditional manner? That's the Jewish. B'BBBBB Boys, boys, boys, boys. Baby I'm praying on you tonight!