WRFH/Radio Free Hillsdale 101.7 FM - Objectively Correct (Probably): Top 5 Superpowers

Episode Date: May 11, 2026

Join Olivia Henson and Siobhan Weed as they rank their top 5s of random categories. This week, the girls are ranking their top 5 superpowers. They also talk about the creepiest superpower, so many prank opportunities, and the value they could bring to Simpson Residence's "Simpson Asylum."

Welcome to Objectively Correct. Probably. Where your host is Olivia Henson and Chauvonne Weed, and this is our silly show where we take five our five of a random category. So join us as we share our hot takes on things that don't really matter because it's fun to have opinions. Let's list.

Okay, welcome back, guys. Today we are going to be ranking top five superpowers. Who doesn't want to be a hero? And it comes with endless prank opportunities, which we're going to be coming up with for you. Talking about at length, obviously. approach these superpowers. Okay. So number five, we have flight.

Obviously, first of all, right off the bat, super practical. Are you kidding me? Do you save money on gas? Point A to point B? Have you seen how much money gas is costing in this economy? Oh my gosh. Bidenomics, am I right? No, and actually, you know how there's that phrase that's like as the crow flies?

Guess what? That, because it's like you, whenever you're getting from point A to point B, you can't actually go straight. If you were flying, yeah, you could. You're flying as the crow flies. Now it's just, that's your regular mode of transportation. As the Olivia and Chavon flies. So, like, I mean, you can get free international travel. Clouds, basically just free showers.

I'm pretty sure it's all water. Child to dream jump on a cloud. I know I can't physically jump on it, but I would still try. But if you could fly, you might be able to. Exactly. You can make it look like it. Who's been trying? No one.

So we're going to test it out. It comes with the prank opportunity of you could show up in somebody's window. Yeah, that's hysterical. You're on like the fourth floor? Yeah. You're in a skyscraper. You look out and it's just chivon. In number four, we have invisibility, which might be one of the creepies of the super

powers, and it's not going to help that my first, like, point on that is you can spy on people. Yeah. I mean, it's just stealth mode. Like, you can avoid people that you don't want to see. Spying on people is not. A couple overheard conversations, guess what? You no longer have to just perk up your ears and, like, harken your hand to. Just walk over.

But with a little invisibility cloak action. I mean, you know, you could always, like, if I could be invisible, the less creepy factor of that would be then I could dodge professors when I skipped their class because I didn't want to. Yeah. I'm so sleepy. I got a paper that I just kind of taken the extension a little too far. And it's like, oh, here they are coming down the Central Hall walkway. And I'm gone.

And you know, you could always make money too. Run the best haunted house around. Oh, are you kidding me, dude? That would be insane. I would pay all my money to go there. Simpson Asylum, guys, take note. If we ever, if we, as these two women not in STEM ever come up with a way to be invisible, we will let you guys know.

You can hire us. We won't let you guys become invisible, but we'll be the invisible people in Simpson asylum. Yeah. And it comes with the prank opportunity of being a ghost. Yeah, being a ghost. Are you kidding me, dude? I've always wanted to be a ghost and now I have my opportunity. But without the whole dying first part, which is incredible. Although since I was 12, since I was 12, I've always said that when I die, I would love to ask God if I could be a ghost for like 30 minutes and I do. And I do a list of things I would do. Of people to haunt. Which we'll talk about, well, that would be a good one to do later. Things I do if I was a ghost. Top five people to haunt. Yeah. Okay, number three

is a manipulation of the natural elements. Um, you could do a great landscaping company. There's much potential here. You could just do yard work. Yeah. Guys, I mean, all of these can be made just super practical. Like, we'd just be raking it in. Oh, you need a tree right there. Let me just grow it with my own hand right now. You might have noticed that we are not in any way being like, oh, I could save people. No, this is like our practical everyday life uses in the super show. We're just miserly people who want power to make money. And for prank opportunities, you could rearrange people's yards. And this is one, I really liked this. This is a Chavon original. She said, dude, I've always wanted to show someone a WikiHow article on how to like water bend.

And then when they are trying to follow the WikiHow, I would just let them water bend. Yeah. In number two, we have super speed. I've always wanted to be dashed from the Incredibles and here we are. Or just like flash that from the, what is it, Justice League or whatever? Oh my gosh, incredible. I would be so productive. Exactly. And I'd never be late again. Never be late. That's what I'm saying. Probably. Although here's the thing. Here's the thing. When I lived in Kuhn and I was like actually a five minute or five second walk from classes, I still was late because then I was. I was like, oh, it just takes me no time to get there. Yeah.

When I was also in Kuhn, I would leave two minutes over my class and I was there on time. So I feel like knowing that I had super speed, I would just count on almost an ability to like go faster than time. Like I'm like, oh, I'm just like to leave five minutes late and I'll get there on time. And the prank opportunity, dude, I would leave places long after other people. And then when they got there, I'd be there checking my watch. Like, dude, where are you been? Yeah.

Jeez. Oh my gosh. Just taking your sweet old time, huh? In first place. Is shape shifting. It's just where do we even begin? Endless possibilities. you can get into any place or event.

You can be whoever you want to be. You could sneak up on deer and they'd think you were a deer. I would use that one. Oh, I totally would. Yeah. And the prank opportunity, be a different person or thing and then be yourself. Jump scare. They never know.

Well, just for a quick recap. In number five, we have flight. Number four is invisibility. Number three is element manipulation. Two is super speed. And one is shapeshifting. And you know what, guys? We're not saying we're totally right, but we are objectively correct.

Probably. On radio free heelsale 101.7 FM. See you guys later. Bye!