WRFH/Radio Free Hillsdale 101.7 FM - Objectively Correct (Probably): Top 5 Things to Do With 10 Minutes

Episode Date: May 11, 2026

Join Olivia Henson and Siobhan Weed as they rank their top 5s of random categories. This week, the girls are ranking the top 5 things you can do with a spare ten minutes. They also talk about... comedic justice, tiny recorders (again), and cup treats.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Welcome to Objectively Correct. Probably. Where you're your host, Olivia Henson and Chauvin Weed. And this is our silly show where we take five minutes to rank our top five of a random category. So join us as we share our hot takes on things that don't really matter because it's fun to have opinions. Let's list. Hey guys. Today we're going to be talking about the top five ways to waste 10 minutes.
Starting point is 00:00:22 Because you know what? We all get a little busy and when you only have 10 minutes to spare, you can easily send the whole 10 minutes figuring out what to do for those 10 minutes. So we made an objectively correct list. of things to do. So let's just get right into it. So number five is sign your worst enemy up for army recruitment or Mormon missionaries. And our thought process with this is, hey, quick, painless. Really, the only thing that's happening is just, it's only comedic justice. Like, it's not, like, it's not going to, like, it might haunt them for a while, actually. But in a harmless way, no one's getting hurt. Whatever. There's like no actual harm done. It's just silly.
Starting point is 00:00:56 And if they get mad about that, there's a reason why they were your worst enemy. And also, heaven forbid you encourage someone to be a little bit more patriotic or godly. So really it's actually like a push in the right direction, probably. This is actually a service to the country. If it was homecoming, we'd log the hours. And number four, dude, pick a new song to learn on your mini recorder, which we know you bought because you listened to our non-holiday holiday episode
Starting point is 00:01:20 where we talked about Walmart has packages little mini plastic recorders. They are fantastic pocket-sized. Are you kidding me? and I just like what truth, give us some beauty. Let's bring some beauty into the world. And you don't have to like learn Beethoven's ninth on the piano to do that. You can do it in your own little silly way. Get a mini recorder. You can learn a new song.
Starting point is 00:01:40 You can learn crazy train. You can learn George Michael and play the like saxophone part but on a mini recorder instead. For careless whisper. It'd be great. Exactly. Whatever. Number three now is learn a new party trick. And for this we're picturing.
Starting point is 00:01:55 So the first thing that came to mind for me is learn how. how to do like the cup song from pitch perfect but like with actually a cup not just my hands that would be incredible i feel like that would just level up my existence that's chavon's personal party trick because that's how i learned the cup song was with a cup yeah i don't know why they like taught us with our hands at like camp but anyway i've always thought it'd be cool to learn how to do a handstand yeah or like juggle these are like little micro doses of like just self-betterment like we're hey we're not a self-help podcast we're not telling you big ways to like make lifelong change these are just like little always that you can improve your just overall aura. Like how cool of a person you are. I mean,
Starting point is 00:02:30 oh, sorry, she can just juggle randomly. She can do the worm. Hello? Yeah, I was going to say, I wanted to learn how to do the worm. So over winter break, that was like on my top three. Like, I had three goals that I set for myself over break. And one of them was to learn how to do the worms. So every day, I had worm time. And me and my dad would lay on our living room floor, and we would practice doing the worm for like, that's enough for today. And then we'd be done. And you know what? I can kind of do the worm. Although I did it in the Simpson parking lot earlier this semester and bruised my hip. So I don't know if we can recommend this in good conscience.
Starting point is 00:03:01 However, just do something. Learn a party trick. Last but not. No, not last but not least. Number two is go for a walk maybe with a little sweet treat or coffee. It's up to your discretion. You know, any cream spin on it.
Starting point is 00:03:14 It's simple. There's very little effort required if any. Yeah. And you know, you can just enjoy nature and there's nothing like consuming calories and then immediately like expending them. You know what I'm saying? It makes me feel less guilty for whatever. I'm consuming.
Starting point is 00:03:27 Exactly. Dinner and the show. Just like have a little... The show is trees going by. The show is bats and birds and grass. Or if you're in Hillsville, cars and... Girls. And, it's beautiful.
Starting point is 00:03:41 Spending. And bonus points if you can get your treat into a cup. There's so many optional cup treats. It makes it easier to carry. What exactly. Me and Chavon love walking around with a little tumbler of something. You never know. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:03:54 Endless possibilities, really. So many liquid things that you could put in. And in number one, you could listen to two episodes of this podcast. Because here's the thing, guys, it's just efficient. There's, they're always five minutes. So let's say, hey, you look at the clock. Oh my gosh, I have something in 10 minutes. What am I going to do for these 10 minutes?
Starting point is 00:04:09 Should I set a timer? No, just plus Spotify. Of objectively, clearly. Put up, listen to them back to back. And then boom, exactly as the second one finishes, you're at 10 minutes. They're funny. They're entertaining. We like to think that we try and broaden horizons.
Starting point is 00:04:23 You know what I'm saying? Are you sitting down in your free time and ranking the top five, on holiday holidays? I don't think so. So we're doing it for you. We want to just take out the guesswork. So guys, let's just do a quick recap. In number five, sign up your enemies for Mormon missionaries or army recruitment. Hell yeah. Learn a new song on the mini recorder. Is number four. Number three is learn a new party trick. Number two is a little tree in a walk. And in number one, you could listen to two episodes of objectively correct, probably. And we're not saying we're totally right, but we are objectively correct. Probably. On radio free heelsale 101.7 FM.
Starting point is 00:04:54 Bye.

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