WRFH/Radio Free Hillsdale 101.7 FM - Objectively Correct (Probably): Top 5 Worst Vacation Destinations

Episode Date: May 11, 2026

Join Olivia Henson and Siobhan Weed as they rank their top 5s of random categories. This week, the girls are ranking the top 5 worst places to go on vacation. They also talk about Google's new (potential) ugly rerouter, the worst ways to die, and so much misinformation.

Welcome to Objectively Correct. Probably. We're your host, Olivia Henson. And Chauvin Weed. And this is our silly show where we take five minutes to rank our top five of a random category. So join us as we share our hot takes on things that don't really matter because it's fun to have opinions. Let's list. Okay, welcome back, guys.

Today we're going to be ranking top five worst places to go on vacation. Summer is coming up and we're going to help you decide where to take you and your loved ones, but by process of elimination. So cross these off the list. In number five, we have Gary, Indiana. It is a historically dangerous city in America, although they've been on the upswing since 2025. Wow, a long year. Let's hope that they can keep the street going. I was in finance class with Dr. Atcher the other day, and he was like, guys, who's been to Gary

Indiana? A bunch of people raised their hands. He's like, what did you think about it? Someone was like, ugly. And he was like, so true. He's like, just because Gary Indiana exists, I think Google Maps needs to offer an option to reroute around ugly things and he would take you directly around Gary Indiana.

And you know what? Enough said. Why go to somewhere? It would make your life more truth, goodness. True, good, and beauty. There we go. Up next, number four is Snake Island in Brazil. This is a real place that exists.

And guess what? I hope you're wondering, oh, I wonder, are there a lot of snakes there? Yup, it's super highly concentrated with venomous snakes. And, you know, I've been wondering which came first. The snakes are the name. Did we name it that? And the snakes were like, oh, they designated the island for us. Humanity earmarked an entire spot just for our whole species.

Or maybe somebody went there and said, well, it's a lot of snakes. Snake Island. I wonder. Who knows? We'll never know. I feel like your vacation, though, should not include a hospital trip. So, you know, maybe. Go without the snakes.

Maybe skip the pit stop to Sank Island. Exactly. Just a thought. No. Up next at number three is Australia. And if you thought Snake Island was bad, try snake continent. Yeah. There's snakes everywhere.

Oh, you want to go in the water and take a nice little swim? Don't ever do that because the biggest, scariest and hungriest sharks are waiting for you there. And there's, like, scary bugs. The world's, like, largest tarantial as ever. Why? No, big sharks, snakes, and spiders is like, why possibly the most curse on that? Also, what do you even see there? The one thing that I know that people will be like, oh, I'm going to go to Australia. Aluru, like the big purple rock in the middle of the continent. No, we don't they also have like Angel Falls or something like that? It's like one of the biggest waterfalls.

But we have, okay, sorry, we have 9-Hard Falls. Also, we, oh, you just have a rock just stuck in the middle of the continent and it's like purple or whatever. We have Mount Rushmore. You know what I'm saying? Go to Mount Rushmore instead if you want to see some cool big rocks. And you don't have to get eaten by snakes on the way to Mount Rush. Also up there. I've never been more wrong in my whole life. I said Angel Falls. It's in Venezuela. So all they have is a big rock.

Apparently just the prox of the rock. So don't go to Australia. We'll skip that one. Okay. Up next is the Bermuda Triangle. And number two is the Bermuda Triangle. Do you not want to come back from vacation? Yeah.

Do you want a permanent vacation? Do you go to the Bermuda Triangle? Do you want to relocate your entire family? Or locate Amelia Error. I think that's where she just did. She's hiding there. for sure. I'm so full of misinformation today. I'm like, yeah, she probably disappeared there.

Tell your friends and family, we figured out where she is. It's just, I mean, like, the Bermuda Triangle, that's terrifying. Again, another thing that you probably know a lot about from National Geographic, there's just so many people just gone missing. Ships, whole airplanes, where are they fitting that? I mean, there's, okay, I will say, one of the theories that I've heard is that there's methane gas beneath the ocean floor and it comes up through the cracks and it makes the water less dense. So then the ships just sink. But then it also can interfere with plane engines

and cause them to crash. So that's like one theory. However, me and my siblings always joked growing up. We had this movie that we would watch called The Sword and the Stone, a hit Disney classic. If you've never seen it, if you've never seen it, go culture yourself. But there's this little wizard in it, in Merlin, who decides like three quarters away through the movie that he's done being a wizard and that he wants to go on vacation permanently. So he goes to Bermuda and he goes with a little with a little wand and a Bermuda shirt and Bermuda shorts. And me and my siblings have a theory that maybe he's there. Just kind of bibbidi-bobbidi-boating people into oblivion.

If you went there for vacation, you could potentially solve the mystery and tell us if it's methane gas or the wizard Merlin. Yeah. So if you want to like spicy a little quest, keep us updated. And in number one, we have Idaho. Idaho. Guys, my dad always says that he hasn't been bored since 1975. And I think that a place like Idaho could safely break that streak.

Because what is there to do in Idaho? You know, you could die from snakes and sharks and spiders. Or you could go to Idaho and die of boredom. That's way worse. That's way worse. Are you kidding me? What do they even have? Potatoes, fields, corn maybe.

That's great for Thanksgiving. Not for vacation. Yes, exactly. Let's do a quick recap. In number five, Gary Indiana. Number four is Snake Island. Number three is Australia. Number two is the Bermuda Triangle.

And in number one. Idaho. Sorry to all the Idahoians out there. We're not saying we're totally right, but we are objectively correct. Probably. On Radio Free Hillsdale, 1.1.7 FM. Enjoy your vacation. Bye.