WRFH/Radio Free Hillsdale 101.7 FM - Shrimps Enslaved For Life | Boys Only #22

Episode Date: November 15, 2025

Nate and Storm chat with Henry Webster about veterinarian pursuits, linguistics, and the American Northwest.

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and this Boys Only We have a guest on today Can you imagine one of these times we get on here We're like we have no guest It's just us It's just a yeah Just two boys

Two boys And they're two brothers And they're two brothers This episode's already off the rails And we haven't even introduced the guest It's our friend Henry Webster How's it going? What's up guys?

How are you? We're just vibing, dude. Like every week, as always, we come on here. We have an excuse for us to sit down, hang out with our friends. But you feel like is especially pertinent this week because I haven't gotten to hang out with you in like a minute. You came in my room the other day and I was like, my sweet boy. Rare Henry Webster Pull. Yeah, it's getting more and more rare.

I hide out in my room a lot. Yeah. That's junior year for you. Yeah. So, like, for those who don't know you, which at this point is nobody, like, who are you, like, where, from where? Where are you from? Might we know you on campus? So, no, I'm not going to do that.

So, yeah, backstory, should I just tell, like... Start from the beginning. No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, I don't think you want that. October 2005, just like, just rid it from there. Where am I, we know you from campus? Who are you? Okay, yeah, I live in Simpson.

I'm a junior, class of 27. Best class. Yeah, I mean, it's pretty good-to-class. Yeah, we have... It's interesting characters, but, yeah, we're okay. Are you part of any campus organizations? Not that I can really think of, of the top of my head.

Don't lie to me. I mean, I play, I play music, but that's not really like a organization. I'm not a big club guy. Is there an organization to which you play music for and do music with? An organization here on campus? Yeah, you might say. I mean, we're now like three days away, I guess, from officially joining Theta Epsilon. So, oh, another Theta. At this point, people are going to just get it out. Get it out of our system.

Just secrete, start the Maroon 5. Bob-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-A-D-B-B-A-B-B-A-B-A-B-A-B-A-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-T-A. Hey, thank you for him, ruined our heads forever. Bombing our show. Yeah, that was, that was maybe my favorite episode. It is, it is one of the best ones. Yeah. It's so good. So, you're, you're a new inductee into Theta-Epsilon.

Theta, Theta, Theta. Yeah. So what's that process been like if you, have you had a good time? Yeah, good question. How much can you talk about it? Is it's a hazing? I can talk about it pretty fairlyly. um yeah it's uh yeah non hazing fraternity non hazing fraternity oh a non hazing we don't do that around here of course they just um they subject you to like having to go

listen to an orchestra average they just have fun right yeah we kind of just goof off a lot it seems um the uh pledge events have actually been really fun we did like a philanthropy thing we went to was it nursing home or something and we went and did serenades so they're like a couple like fun music oriented events it's a good time but uh yeah i guess it's technically like i week for us and we have initiation this weekend so that's when I get to know like what really goes down in Theta. Oh, they unveil the current.

Yeah, exactly. It gets nice, you see every day. Oh, yeah. At this point, I think we have enough of the puzzle pieces to put it together. We've interviewed enough of them, right? I think this, you're number seven? Your number six or seven.

No, no, no, no. He actually realistically is like number six or seven. Speaking of six seven. Beamp, P.m. I had this really cool idea. And it was kind of in combination with Nathan Furness, but the idea was that

next year, which is, which is going to be all our senior years, of course. We'll have what's called a 6-7 party. Oh, no. 26-27. Right, yeah, it could be. But the idea was that, like, if Friday's the 6th day of the week and Saturday's the 7th day of the week, we have a little, like, 6-7 party that runs

Friday night, obviously, into the next day. But at midnight, we have to kind of cook up some sort of thing to do, but at midnight, there's some sort of 6-7 celebration because it's right in between the 6th and 7 days, right? do you guys think of Friday and Saturday is the 6th day? Yes, Sunday is the first day. See, I always feel like Monday.

Sunday is like when it's like loop back for me. It depends. Like obviously it's the first day of the week, but Sunday's the first day of the week. But Sunday feels like it's right after Saturday. It is. Sunday and Monday feel infinitely far apart. Like Sunday, like Sunday I'm like, I'm having a blast. Sunday's always a great day.

And then I come to Monday and it's like, well, time to do the cycle again. Right. I don't know. I get that feeling Sunday at like 3 p.m. Which we usually want to wake up. Yeah, Sunday for. me it's like reset day so it's like day one yeah yeah that's how i see it because church and like you start the week off right yeah yeah yeah yeah 5 p ms have been saving my life this month 3 pm wakeups

guys those are those are the thing that you do yeah that's a comment freshman year i was famous for waking up never basically so i one time i was in the dead of winter i woke up went to saga immediately because it was like 515 when i was i was there i i looked at wyatt our friend white and said I just woke up and he was like, the sun is set. It's over. I was like, yeah, I went to bed at 5 a.m. The sun had not risen yet.

And then I woke up at 5 p.m. The sun was already set. I missed the day. The entire day. I missed. It was not fun, dude. Don't do that. Don't do that to yourself, guys.

Don't subject yourself. You know what it is fun, though? Questions. That's right. From the guests. I'm starting to be able to read you a little bit. I love him. We got a lot.

We got a lot. We'll start off with a snowball. Okay. Oh, okay. Okay. Who do you think you... Who do you think you are coming on boys? No, Grace asks, why are you taking, or she, it's correction, she said talking, but I think it's the word she's meant taking. Oh, okay. A class about campus squirrels, and what is it like? Oh, no. 10 and 10 wood wrecks, is Grace Brennan? This is great. Yeah, okay. I'm sure she's upset that I just said that. Why am I taking a class about, why are you talking a class about...

Talking a class about squirrel. Of course the English major gets her question wrong. right right yeah yeah I mean she writes with the Collegian but can't spell talking about taking or something well she has editors in the so wait was this a class about squirrels okay yeah so let me give some context this this class is called animal behavior I've had other other people I've known refer to it as animal psychology it's not it's not animal psychology it's animal behavior it's a class that by some biomagers might take but specifically it's for people who are interested in like veterinary medicine things of that nature because it deals with animals and so

basically lecture every day is about different types of behaviors. I mean, it's kind of complex. It's hard to, like, sum it up in, like, one sentence. But one of the projects we had in lab was to go observe squirrels. And it seems kind of random, maybe a little silly, but we go to, like, Bob Ease, each individually, you kind of, like, get paired off with different people, and you watch squirrels and observe them and use what's called an ethogram to, like, record their behaviors. And then you put it on a different chart.

so um but yeah no it's it's uh it's definitely an opportunity to be teased if you ever if i like if i ever brought it up to people where people found out they'd be like i watch squirrels i want squirrels outside be like okay even so yeah completely are you thinking veterinary stuff that's what i'm that's what i'm hoping to do yeah how do you get into that like where where's that come from um i grew up with a lot of animals i did 4h in middle school and high school what's that 4h is like uh it's kind of like an agriculture sort of club sort of thing that deals with a lot of different animals. You can get into different sectors of it, but kind of like the highlights of the year, you go to like, say, either state fairs, county fairs, you show off your animals you've been

raising all year. There are a couple of different ways to do it. Did you raise animals? What animals did you raise? A lot of poultry, so a lot of chickens. And then, like, my family got into a bunch of different, like, cooler animals. There weren't just birds flapping around, you know. You know, we raised squirrels. We found two little baby squirrels like years and years ago in our backyard that were abandoned. And we brought them inside, put them in a shoebox, and raised them to adulthood and that's crazy we like have raised in quotes squirrels because they like our backyard is fenced in like completely like there's only one little hole in like the side of the fence that you can like sneak under if you're a small little squirrel and our dog sneaky squirrel our dog died

so he couldn't be like eating them anymore so the squirrels have just taken up residence in like a little pit in our backyard okay okay my parents any pictures of them well they use them ruin springtime they did because they would be babies baby squirrels in the pit in the pit They have gladiatorial challenges over the acorns. Yeah. For an acorn. Well, squirrels, I feel like have caused all global events, right? Mm-hmm.

I mean, like, if we learn anything from Ice Age, or Rick and Morty. Or Rick and Morty. The continental divide squirrels. I'm actually, Scrat's not a squirrel. Is he not? No. What is he? What is he?

I don't know, but it's not a squirrel. He's a scorn. He has saber-tooth teeth. Squirrels have, that's true. What is he then? He's just a prehistoric, like, a prehistoric squirrel. Talk more about squirrels. I look up what Scrat from Ice Age actually is.

Dude, those movies are so good. How was he not a squirrel? But his whole thing is an acorn. Isn't that the main squirrel nut? I would say so. I mean, I think so. I guess I should know at this point, but I don't really. Do we have, I feel like we don't have a lot of acorns.

He's not a real species. Oh. He's a fake animal. He's a mixture of a squirrel and a rat. He's part rat? Like his design is part rat. He's not a real animal. I think he's just a...

Do you remember when he gets like a wife in the dinosaur movie? He gets the whole wife. Well, she don't want him. She just wants... She just wants the acorn. Dang, man. That's got to be a social commentary. Honestly, it is such a runner.

There's something real there. She doesn't want you, bro. She doesn't want your acorn. See, the acorn. Yep, yep. Yeah, yeah. All school really wants is your acorn. You know, you can't always get what you want, though.

That's true. You can try some times. Happens to us all. You can buy it. Every time we have a theta on, we're just getting that mode, that spirit. another question This is Nick

asking Are you excited to be a part of Theta? We talked about it a little bit before But like, yeah Yeah, yeah Like why? I'm excited Funny if you said no

You're like Nah, mid Sucks Yeah No, I got to go to My first chapter meeting On Tuesday of this week I hear they're really funny

Yeah, it was It was hilarious There was also Yeah, they're just like People making comments all the time A bunch of the seniors Are hilarious I don't know

Where It's kind of just like a group of guys That like have this commonality of music but they also just are like friends outside of that and just have fun together. So it's like a kind of excuse to just like hang out and do random fun stuff together.

Wait, that's why we do this. Yeah, exactly. That's why I have so many of you guys on. Right. Just boys. It's a great time. I'm excited. We wish we were fated as but we're not musically talented.

Well, hold on. Who's us? You would play the drums? You play the harp. You know what? We are. Maybe we should want that. I'm getting a liar this Christmas.

Really? I'm going to play the liar. I'm going to learn how to play it. So I just pull up in like Victor's room when he's doing those like jam sessions with Dave and Carl. Well, Scrat got a liar and it's always not...

I don't know why I did that noise. I did like the Batman transition sound with like a liar. I don't know what that was. That's a liar sound. Anyway, it is gonna be great. Yeah, I don't know. I think so. Max.

Oh boy. asks. Would you ever wear a scarf around campus? Oh, wow. This is important actually. This is extremely... This is a very niche. Oh, this is an important question.

Very niche. Yeah, unfortunately there's kind of an inside joke with this one with Max that I can't really explain on air. You know, that's all right. Having to do with scarves. Folks, go up to Henry and ask him a person. Yes.

Yeah, would I ever wear a scarf around campus? I actually, I own two different scarves. One that my sister made for me. Made? Yeah. That's awesome. And it's actually humongous. It's like a great wool scarf she made.

Nitted it. And I brought it here, my first semester here. And there was another one that I think my mom gave me over Christmas sometime. They're good. They're just, like, depending on the day, it's either, if it's really cold, it's valuable. But most of the time, it's like, you just, Brent to class, get in the building. Right.

Like, I don't really need it. My neck's not that cold. And usually it's just like scratchy and annoying, so I'm like, oh, I'm good. Yeah. I think I would only wear a scarf with a very, very certain fit. Yes. Just not probably any of the clothes I own, honestly. And the scarf would have to be, like, down below my knees.

That's a little long in my taste. I think, I think a mid-thi scarf, I think a mid-thigh scarf, that's peak. That's where the scarf should hang. Mid-thigh. You know what, maybe that's right. The thing about this time of the year that I always kind of don't love is that it's very cold in the morning when you're going to class, it's like 32,

but then it gets up to like 40 and the sun is out. Or even like 60, like it was yesterday. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I forgot it's yesterday. Yeah, the time dilation on these episodes. We sit in the studio for 12 hours. So it's, yeah, we're talking about today, but yesterday. I mean, today is Saturday.

Today, because, yeah, it is. We only exist on Saturdays. Right. Well, yeah, the thing about scarves, too, is like, if you're generally a really cold person, I can totally understand. Plus, if it, like, makes sense with an outfit, you know, because I think for maybe a lot of the, a lot of the, like, women, they're like, oh, you know, this would really compliment X, Y, and Z. For me, it's just like, yeah, no, it's kind of scratchy.

I'm a dude, my dude, one of the boys. It's okay. I wear a coat to class and that's it. Well, yeah, that's about it. I will say it looks really good on some people. It does. But also, like, here, if you dress up, like, if you're like, ooh, I'm niche, I'm like in Harry Potter, bro. Look at my outfit.

That's like, bro, what are you doing, bro? You're fine. Like, hop off. Very performative. Very performative. the number one performative man on campus. See, I actually am a little offended by that because I've never been given that award.

I feel like that title shouldn't be handed out until it's been officially given. It has been meted with proper care. Exactly. Oh, you would like the title? You're just offended by the fact that it's being given to you in this way? Well, I just think that maybe there are other people

that deserve it more. Do you want to give them to shout? I think there's definitely people that deserve more. I think I'd be offended if I was told I was the number one. I was like, no, no, not. See, the other thing about being a performance, male, allegedly, which I definitely am not.

Is that, like, can a brother not just enjoy a little bit of, a little bit of Gracie Abrams now and that? Can I not, you know, can I not just, like, sit in my room and listen to that? Can I not just, like, wear, like, nice clothes? Can I own a record player? Is this a real problem for society? I love owning a record player. Right.

I don't know. No, because I feel like they are genuinely performing people. I'm all for our traditional masculinity out of the window, but. I mean, fair enough. I will say, I tried the whole macha thing. Not a fan. It tastes like grass. It tastes like I'm drinking grass.

Yeah. Which, you know, I love that. You know what? Actually, I'm going to push back. I think that if you're doing all those things because you like those things, it may be viewed as performative, but it's not. The very essence of being a performative man is doing things only for your image and so that, like, women will look upon you more favorably because you're doing more feminine

things with your life. I see. But if you're doing those things, it might be classically considered feminine, but you're like, no, I'm enjoying this. because I like this. That's just me. Right, right. That's not performative,

even though they may be viewed as much. Or even things that are not necessarily, I think performative males are not necessarily, it's just, it's not only, they don't only do things that are female, like feminine in character. Like,

wearing cardigans. Just like attention seeking sort of behavior. Yeah, like wearing cardigans and sweaters has been like, which I don't think is you really at all. Oh, okay, that's good. You know, attention comes to you. You don't seek it.

Exactly. No, actually, for real. Okay, yeah, that's good. You're welcome, kid. Come on. So, suck it, Max. Yeah, speaking of performative, I'll have that new flannel

you, Bob Bavitamax. Looks good. Your God. Callbacks to the third episode. Anonymous ice fishing. Anonymous ice fishing. What a time to be alive. Great, great time.

Next question. Caleb asks, favorite place in Washington and will you ever come back to, as he put it, wah, W.A. Wah? Wah. This is Caleb Fisher?

Oh, capital W. Capital A. W. We ever come back? What was the first part of the question? What's your favorite place? Favorite place in Washington. Favorite place in Washington? Would it ever come back?

that's a great question um well firstly i will come back do you like the weather and the climate there more than here it's raining i actually do particularly i gotta say particularly michigan i know there are probably a lot of michigan lovers that listen to this maybe michigan weather is not you're setting at this table with georgia and new york that you we it's it's really not it i like the fall better than that yeah no the fall's beautiful with the leaves and everything i just like it becomes so depressing at a certain point you know and it's really like snow is great some of the time

for a little bit. You know, for like a month, yeah, yeah. And then there's snow on the ground for six weeks. And it's like, hey, you know, I'm done. And it's mudge and sludge for a month and it's like, okay, I want to go home. Right. Yeah, and so in Washington, I mean, I can't really boast about Washington weather that much.

We get a lot of like overcast weather. So I got to say for like seven months out of the year, it's kind of gray, but it's not like freezing gold. We don't have like tons of snow. And the summers are like, ballard. The summers are like awesome. Mountains and pines too. So it's like, at least there's,

that makes the snow more bearable. Yeah. It's just flat and there's sludge. Right. And like empty cornfields. Yeah, I know. Where, like where roughly are you at? Like Seattle or not really?

Not really. So I'm much farther south. I'm, if you know Portland, Oregon. In Seattle. I usually, when people ask like where do you live, I usually reference Portland, Oregon because that's like the biggest major city people familiar with. And I'm 20 minutes outside of that.

On the Washington side. So across the river. So you remember Chas? Yeah, I do. That was a real thing? real thing. I remember being in like middle school or something and not like being a huge event. And middle school? Yeah. People like lost their minds. They were like this is beginning. I'm a little bit older than you. It's so over. Yeah. I think I think actually for me

was like in the eighth or eighth or seventh grade. If you're older than me, if the older than me, you would be later in the grades than I would. Not earlier. Then you're underestimating how young you were. You were younger. No, I wasn't. Chas was during COVID. It was. It was like 2020. And I was a freshman high school during COVID. So you would be a sophomore in high school or maybe a junior. You're 26. I'm 26. I'm 26. I'm 26. chronically established by Victor Wachshould is 26 years old. Instead of such conviction, I now believe it too.

But I got to answer the first part of your question which was that Caleb asked Favorite place in Washington? I want to say Vashon Island. Bashan Island? Yeah, it's kind of obscure. If you go up towards Seattle and they have these kind of like ferry network systems because there's this peninsula sort of in Washington

like you kind of see it. It's like the finger. Yeah, it's the thing. Yeah, it's like... Wait, no way Washington has a finger. Because people in Michigan and Wisconsin, like, look my My state lower hand. It's like the little thing. It's like a little. It's like the out of the cropping.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, got to, got it. And so from there, you can, like, get on a ferry and go to different islands, and it's kind of cool. But I was up there for a swim meet, and basically we swam at this pool that was on the coast. And then we'd go from there, we'd walk to a ferry, and then we'd get on the ferry

and go to this island, and we go camp and teepees, and we come back on the ferry in the morning and go swim. So it was like this great experience. Definitely a coolest place. The yurt life. Yurt. Yeah, the yurt lifestyle. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

to Gert in high school. Gertt. You know a guy named Gert? And it's just beautiful out there. Oh, yeah. No, it's very peaceful. Yeah, I like it a lot. I've never been to the West Coast.

I've got to visit you, Jones, Caleb, and all the crew out there on the top, on the top left corner. Yes. Well, Alaska's a little higher, top or left her. I've been to Alaska.

I've never been to Alaska. I've never been west of the Mississippi. You guys got to pull up to Portland and Jones and I will take you guys skiing. Oh, I will break both of my knees. More accurately. Jones will take a skiing. Jones and his dad...

I heard his dad is wicked. And his mom, too. Yeah. They're good skiers. Oh, my God. In current... You know what we used to do current news in the show?

Current news. Jones got a haircut. He did. He did. What do you guys? Stop dissing his mullet. What do you guys think of the stash? I like it.

I like it. I like it. I think if he was wondering, I agree, but he was also wondering whether to experiment with it or not. And I think that now's the time because Thanksgiving break is in a week and a half or whatever.

If you want to shave it, shave it now so that by the time we get back from Thanksgiving break, it's back if he doesn't like when it's gone. Yeah. Right. Because I think, honestly, really short hair Jones maybe looks better with no stash. I mean, that's freshman here, Joe. You gotta figure it out. That's Mr. McIntyre Jones.

But I think, I think, I think, I think, Clean Look Jones was also a good look. I think it was a good look, and I think that Jones maybe had the most Riz in his life when it was a freshman year. True. Well, he necessarily didn't because he didn't get a girlfriend until second semester? No. No, no, because,

no, because. I don't know. I didn't really run in the same circles. The Lord of D, but I remember meeting him and him already having a girlfriend in first semester of fall. Oh. Yeah. I didn't really run in the same circles of Jones until like mid-second semester.

A girlfriend he's no longer with. Yeah. He's also my co-host on a different show. Okay. Full dogs. These dots are not hard to connect. They're very easy to come up. It is Hillsdale.

It's like we have pretty much. Listener, you've got this one. I believe. Everyone's dated everybody. Nate and I dated one time. It's crazy. What's so close. No.

So. Henry and I are dating. Yeah. It's kind of secret. Currently official. Currently official. What are these boys of the episodes? We should just go off on total like doxing tea.

What is my life? Did you just say T? Everything. Get out of here, bro. That's girls only. I'm going to go back to girls only. Oh my gosh. Did you see what Jessica was wearing the other day?

Get out of here, you. By the way, that's close. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, well, let's talk about sports or, uh... Sports balls scoring the points. Hey, I was in a football game. The Atlanta Falcons still suck So do the New York Giants

I love Kim Skadabo though man Do you like your home sports teams teams? You only have like three though Interesting question Because Seattle only has three I feel Seahawks right Seahawks yeah But you have oh but you're right near Portland

Portland trailblazers He gets four four four Which is kind of sad most of the time I've got to say Yeah not like the best we did in my lifetime I think was when we went to the second round No we went to the conference finals Comfort Finals against the Warriors

And we absolutely Got destroyed Got destroyed It was not fun Who wasn't getting man handled By the Warriors? Right But I feel like

If we were to run that back If the Trailblazers were to run that back Now we'd have a chance Yeah the West is No the West is pretty good It looks at least decent Yeah The West

It's like the prime Damian the other years Were really good Unforgetable Prime Prime Dame time I miss that As an East Coast guy It's a solid East Coast

It was such a fun league in, like, 2017, 2018, dude. It's kind of, I gotta say it's kind of died off. We need to get back to, like, the times where, like, fouls aren't really cold, and you just play, like, basketball like a man. Fowls aren't called. I don't know, it's just, like, you watch, like, Michael Jordan era,

they were just, like, beating each other up. Soccer culture. Literally punching each other out of course. I think it's soccer culture. I think, like, in soccer, these guys fall over when they get, like, hit by a light breeze, and they're like, ah! Right, right.

And I think that's spreading throughout sports in general. Yeah, yeah. Because now people... Because it works. Well, yeah, people see the success. It's like when SGA... Unless they, like, break bones, we should be like, all right, get back at the phone.

All right, I don't know about all that. Like, did you see the other night when the Lakers beat Thunder? And, like, the biggest stat on that was that Shaggillard's Alexander had, like, went at the free four line like zero times. Oh, yeah. And so when that happens, it's like,

you can actually beat the team. Yeah. Because we're not playing like a little kid's ball anymore. Yeah. Bring back the Sonics. We're playing with the big boys now. I'll always say it. Bring back the Sonics.

Bring back. Let OKC keep their team, though, because clearly it works. bring back the brown thrash the Atlanta thrashers our hockey team which doesn't exist anymore they got shut down dead hockey team we had a hockey team in hotlanta Georgia bro the ice one's in Texas

got the Dallas stars Texas yep I'm from Jake yep all right Liam asks if you could have a magical creature as your companion what would you choose and why is it Thomas Potter oh is that part of the question no can you see when they ask the question this is a great question but

my brain immediately went to one thing. And you guys will love this. It's Clash Raya. Tonight I'm playing Clash Raya. So for all the people that think that's incredibly cringe, okay, maybe it is. But my mind was immediately like, if I had a missed, like, magical pet,

it would be Evo Electro Dragon. That's a good pick. I actually am running that right now. Really? Yeah. Evo Electro Dragon is awesome. I'm running Evo Electro Dragon and Electro Wizard. My whole deck is like lightning stuff.

Clash Rial is a great test of character. We had a friend who's known to be super moral and upright And I learned that he plays Lumberloon Mega Knight I've never seen him the same way The worst combo I've never seen him the same way Like I love him today I won't touch any of those three cards with a 10 and a half foot pole

It's very sad Yeah I just love that moment when the goblins are coming in And you play your Evo Electric Dragon and it's just lights up Yeah, boo boo boo boo boo awesome It's fantastic and it's a one rotation So it's every other Electro dragon you play

it gets the full buff. Mm-hmm. It's super wonderful. It's amazing. I don't play ClashRail. Good. And for all you have people out there listening, do not download this game.

It is horrendous. Horrible game. Like, if you think, ruin my life. If you think, it's a free game, I can say that. Fair enough, I guess.

I don't know, man. Yeah. Whatever, man. Whatever you do. Yeah, SuperCell, come at me. Do not download Clash Real. Do not. If we just hang on Supercell,

I'm okay with that. Hey, but also I played the game, so. But it's so time-consuming. Boys Only does not encourage or discourage you from downloading game. Please use your fuel responsibly because, yeah. Good idea. You're welcome.

Or the island. No, no, no. Could you actually do the whole thing? No. No, I couldn't, even if I wanted to. But you don't. Paden. Oh, boy.

asks. What was it like transferring into Hillsdale? How was college life before slash after? Because you are a transfer. You're a transfer. It's true. Famous transfer resident. I always remember that my roommate's a transfer.

Gabe Higby. Gabe Higby the goat. Yeah. room. I love that guy. Yeah, it was actually an incredible transfer class. I don't think I really realized it at it at the time, but the other people that transferred in with me were amazing. It was unreal. You get Cole Timler, right?

Just the Simpson four. Nate's ex-roommate, my current roommate. Just the Simpson four are elite. And then you go outside the door. Which is you, Angel, Cole, Gabe. Yep, yeah. Right. And then you get like people like Aaron. Caesar? Caesar? Oh, yeah.

Like, I mean, it's an unreal class. Yeah. You guys are killers, bro. And then. Yeah, Olivia. Well, like sister says. Yeah, let's just just say that And among other people Right, among many others

Storm has no favor to them Yeah, no, none at all But yeah, no, that was a very interesting experience I had visited a bunch of times Because my sisters went here So I wasn't like cold turkey like I don't know what I'm doing Cold turkey, bro

Although it was absolutely freezing cold Cold turkey the Dale Did you go to college beforehand? So I I went to Portland State University Which is in Oregon for one semester I guess it's a quarter there They were in quarterly system

And yeah, it was It was not ideal. There was a lot of commuting, driving to classes that I didn't really care about. And, yeah, it was definitely the right move. And now you're among a vibrant culture. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it was great. Like, it's incredible again.

Dang it with you, Thetas. I know, just puts us in a musical mood. I can't stop. I just, I can't stop. You know, I'm addicted to the most. No, no. No. I'm putting my foot down.

I'm going to mark down all the songs we see them. I'm putting my foot down. How many people do we owe money to? So many. Just the royalties that they have to. pay just because of boys only on the real. Yeah, unbelievable. Good thing no one listen. Hello, three people

currently listening. What's up? Hello, no one. We have made it at long last. To the Wyatt question. Oh, boy. Wyatt, do you, have you listened to the show much? I have. He always has, like, I can't even believe how clever or just crazy they are. Yeah. I wish I had his brain. This one is a little bit bizarre. And the others aren't. I don't know, no, I don't know what to make of this one.

Because it's not as elaborate as he usually makes them. says, would you rather kill 10 to the power of a hundred shrimp? Kill? Yes, or kill one person? 10 to the power of 100 is how many? I don't know. Can we look this separately?

We're going to... They're pulling up their calculators because they're performative. They're pulling a calc. Guys, calc is short for calculator. In case you're just joining into the podcast, calc is short for slang. I don't know how you would just be joining into the podcast. It isn't live. Wait, not E to the 10th.

How do you do this on the phone calculator? Do 10? So shrimp to the power of... Oh, I did it. Equals. Oh, thanks, calculator. 1E10. Okay, whatever. So it's 10 to the power of 100. So it's 10 times itself 100 times. That's in the quadrillions. That's like something...

That's okay. Beyond. Okay. Did you get it, Henry? Yeah, I did get it. So basically, I don't... I didn't get the exact number, but essentially I, it's like a ridiculously impossible number of shrimp to kill. How many shrimp are there in the world? Yeah, yeah. 10.

I got it. Okay, how many shrimp... 10 to the power of 100 is... Okay, that's so unhelpful. Can I get an actual number, please? Oh, 10 to the power of 100 is called a Googleplex. Googleplex. Oh, yeah, that's completely impossible number.

There's not that much of anything anywhere. Okay, so it was only estimated to be, wait. There aren't that many atoms. 230 billion shrimp alive. There aren't that... Okay, so the number that Y has just given... So it's either extinguish the shrimp population. Literally, they go extinct, or commit first...

degree murder. Okay. So the number why it gave... Dude, it's for sure the murder. Just for also for a little context, the number why it gave is literally so incredibly large, there's not that much of anything at all. Like things. Yeah, yeah. Like atoms. There's not that many atoms in the universe.

No, no, no. Okay, but let me tell you something about shrimp. So, over the summer... Let me inform you. Let me teach you about this Google of shrimp. I'm about to Google Plex of shrimp about an atomized from existence with a Thanos snap. Yeah. So, okay, let me first give my answer, then I'll tell you why.

Okay? First of all, I'd never kill a person. So, that's out of the question. So I guess I have to go out for the shrimp. And the problem with that, I guess, is that I make shrimp extinct. I mean, I actually fall through. You know what else you do? You ruin a whole ecosystem. True. Everything that relies on eating shrimp. Yeah. Trail don't count this.

It's kind of terrible, but I'm still going to do it. But also about shrimp, do you guys know most of the shrimp that are caught and, like, eaten specifically, like, in the United States? specifically. I got the word. I got the word. Pacificly. Pacific. Oh, we're in the Pacific Ocean. Yeah. Pacific Ocean. A lot of the people that catch those are enslaved for life.

They are on boats. I thought you meant the shrimp. No. No, the shrimp are enslaved for life. Write that down. It's actually really sad. A lot of the people that catch these are on boats and they get put on those boats and they live on those boats until they die. And they just catch them. So, yes. You would actually... What is it? What do you mean?

Like, what is this? These are like, like, people that like, people that like, People that have to shrimp farms and they get stuck on a boat for the rest of their life catching farming shrimp. And there's no way for them to get back. You're actually crippling the slave market, the world's slave market. Exactly. killing all the shrimp.

You know what? You know what? I was about to make a defense for a first degree murder, but that has done it for me. I'm going to kill the shrimp too. Yeah, I'm absolutely killing the shrimp. Because I thought I could find someone who would be like, I'd be willing to sacrifice my life for shrimp. For the shrimp? You could find some, like, some liberal out there.

I would die for shrimp. I would not. Can you sacrifice yourself? Have you ever had good shrimp, dude? Oh my gosh. Shrimp is great, life-changing. Have you ever had good shrimp? Yes.

Who hasn't? Yeah, I don't, some people, you don't, if you don't live by the coast, we're three blessed people to live fairly close within two hours, three hours, Elmers, excuse me. Elmers. Three Elmer's. Shrimp is unbelievable good. I only live 40 Millards, not even. I live, I probably live.

A little over Fergie Millard. I probably live, no, I probably live, depending on how fast I'm driving, fewer than Furgy Millards from the coast. non-second. This is complete nonsense to everyone listening. Friggy Millard's times four. Firmie Millers. Times Fort to two Elmers. Boys only striking out against slavery. New headline just dropped.

Boynton only takes the stance against slavery. Really strong stuff. Glacial takes. Slavery bad. Really? You don't say. At the people of the Collegian might pick that up like, this is groundbreaking. This is it. I bet there's a lot of industries out there. you know, like all of our trade with China and stuff, but there's got to be a lot of industries out there

or a vast amount of the products we consume from that industry are made from unfair labor. Chocolate. Yep. Chocolate is known. Maybe not slavery, but probably definitely unfair labor. Chocolate. Known. So is coffee. Chocolate and coffee, known.

Slavery. So let it be known. When you go to pennies, you're supporting. Every time you get a mocha, you order a yappuccino. You're supporting the slavery. No, my gosh.

Can't know. So indirectly, Jay Willey has supported No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this is, nobody knows about this. Oh, I see. They're going to know about it now. Boys only does not believe that anybody on Hillsdale College campus directly supports slavery. You know, nearly jokes and conjecture about potential slaves. All right, next question.

There isn't the next question. I always saved the wide one for last. Do some current events, if used to do that, now you're just like, falling off. I used to do current events, but I kind of, guys, do you think I fell off? Yes. Chat, did I fall off this year? Chat, oh, I was reading an article recently. Chat is becoming the fourth person.

So you know how we have the first person, which is I and me? I, you. Third is he, she is. Nope. Second is you. So close. I. I, you. He, she it. Yeah. Chat. Right. Chat. Like, well, genuine, like, someone is looking at you doing something. Oh. Is a fourth person.

Okay. You're referring to someone outside the system. Yeah, someone watching the action. Yeah. You playing a third person video game is. is you, you are the fourth person. Yes. But, yes. But you playing the game are an I.

And then you're, if you're referring to someone watching that, that's your chat. Right. You're on your stream. I mean, it doesn't have to be you playing a game. Them watching you at all is fourth person. Yeah. Because you, because you're not like a video call with them. You're not saying you.

You're saying chat. Yes. Because they're a fourth. They're a four dimensional X outside force. Because it's also time. So they don't have to be there. Exactly. They can be watching it.

later, but you're still having an interaction with them. Yes. So then, in real life, IRL is God chat? Correct. That's got to be, Seth's got to be blessed. Yeah, I feel like, I don't know. I got the things watching. I have another fun fact. What if he's just God? He's amazing. Yeah. I have another fun fact. See, you know, like,

everyone's like, oh my, thou is this like formal? Like, you use, oh, my little, thou. Thou is not the formal. You is the formal. The reason that the Bible wrote in, like, called, referred to God as thou, is because they wanted, like, the personal relationship with God to be emphasized.

That was the personal view. And because it was used in that religious sense. Everyone immediately switched it and thought that that was, no, that was the informal. You is formal. That was informal. But now people, like, think colloquially thou is the formal because it was used for God.

In terms of God. Yeah. God and law. That's unbelievable. Religious misinformation. Yeah, it's awesome, dude. Yeah. You know why it's yield?

I'm full of fun fat. I'm like, I'm bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. Keep rolling out. So, ye old. Ye old, I feel like I should have a language podcast. Okay. I'll maybe do that later. Jarvis, put that down.

Yeah, Jarvis. Jamie, write that down. Wait, I'm Jamie. Anyway. You are Jamie, yeah. Ye old comes from the old, like just the word the. Okay, yeah. But English used to have a letter called Thorn, which was T-H, the the, like thither.

I don't know the thither actually would be written. Hither, thither, and yawn. Yes. Yeah. The Germans who owned all the printing presses Back in like the 1600s Because none of them had been imported to England yet Didn't have the letter thorn

Oh It's not a letter in German So they would just combine the T and H No they'd be like what is what is what am I looking at So they'd use a why They're like I don't know So he was actually not like an English No

It was a German Misinterpretation Yes Wow what am I looking at There's other stuff like that too Just like printing press issues English major, bro. I'm not English.

So close. I'm a history major who is extremely interested in languages. Yeah. I got a lot of language. I was just going to say there's like, if you look into when Scotland was printing Bibles, there's like... Scotland forever. There were books that were like appendicitized in the Bible.

And basically, since they were in the appendix, these guys in Scotland were like, you know, it's easier to print without that. So they took the appendix out, which contained, I would arguably say, some important books. But they were just in the appendix. So then everyone got this new. printed version of Bible that didn't include those didn't include an appendix didn't include those books and then believe that like oh yeah this is our like new version when actually it wasn't for any real theological reasons it was just because like printing books what were they what what were

the books so these were books that like martin luther had had appendicit basically said like oh like maccabees yeah like um the septuagint essentially oh dude interesting people are so cool man yeah like the amount of like slang that has like because people are lazy because we're lazy and we switch around language but then also we also it's laziness but also new generations will come up with terms that make like no sense to old generations that are like chat like chat but we go out of our way to say them like chat's not us being lazy chat's us referring to something that is it was not in like any notions prior you want to know something this is another thing i saw it was fascinating is that someone was like look if you're worried because you're like annoyed this

was like 2023 i saw this and he was like if you're annoyed that like you're going to keep hearing this like skibbitty word over and over like that word he's like you're not it'll go away because it's clearly slang words that are slang that are words that are not perceived as slang selfie selfie selfie it is slang it's a it's here to stay it's now a word because it was so ubiquitous and it wasn't, no one was like, oh, that's slang, it's going to go away. What was it slang for? Is it like a self-photo? A self-photo.

A selfie, yeah. It's not a real word. A picture of yourself. Yeah. A selfie, for example. The word Riz has also sort of stuck around. Charisma. Because it just comes from charisma.

But like we've, some of them died off, like, remember whenever we used to say like poggers in like four years ago? Yeah, but I haven't heard anyone say poggers in three years. Yeah. It was clearly slang. And it was like, it just, it will. buy off. But they did add poggers to the dictionary. Oh, did they? Yeah, but it's just

still there now. Yeah. What was the, there was another weird one. There was like funnest or something. I can't remember it. Like funnest. Oh, most fun? But no, but it's like funnest is a word now. So, some iteration of fun that like doesn't grammatically make sense, but it's now part of the dictionary. Funner. I just said rhymes with

hummus and I immediately got myself hungry for hummus and cheese. Hummus is kind of hummus kind of slashed. Greek food? I turned a corner on Greek food. I hated it for forever. Why did you hate Greek food? I just didn't. I don't know. I didn't, I didn't like it. Then I had a lamb hero for them. I'm like, oh my gosh, bro. Is that your favorite? Wait, wait, wait, wait. A lamb what? Hero. Hero? Hero. It's Euro. It's a hero. It's It's a hero. I'm the language guy. Nope. You said, I'm the, you said hero. You said hero.

You said hero. You said hero. You said it. O'NUroson. So close. Fergie Millards. Fergie Millard. Do we have, Ferguson? Ferguson's. Fergie Millard's. Do we have Fergie Miller's left. We've been recording for at least 45 Millers. At least 45 Millers. That's pretty cool. Ferggy would be so proud of us. Does Furkey listen to our show?

No, I don't think he can. Well, then I'm going to say something about him. Yeah. Okay. He's not listening. Fergie has been teaching me. I love Fergie. But like, due to my own, I will walk up to Fergie when I see him studying Greek, which

is all one hundred percent of Fergie's time. It's all studying Greek. And so I've started walking up to Fergie whenever I see him doing this and asking him to teach me one thing. every time. So I'll sit down and be like, Fergie, what, teach me something.

And he'll give me little words. And I think I'm slowly with steadily like picking up little things. Do you remember like a couple? Can you give me like two? Well, he mostly's been teaching me like written stuff. So like he taught me how like

this one letter you can change like a marking on it inside the letter like the structure of the letter and it will alter the whole meaning of the word. It was crazy. It was like whether it wasn't like whether it's formal or not, but it was something to that effect. But where he's marked. I wish we had more linguistic stuff here.

Yeah. If we had like a linguistics minor or something like that, the chance that I would be it is almost 100. But we have, I mean, the best we do is like classics. But I don't love ancient languages. Like they're okay. Like dead languages? In the words of my ninth grade Latin teacher, they're not dead.

They're endangered. Okay, I have a question for you then. No, it's gone. Would you rather be able to read and interpret Sanskrit or be fluent in like Mandarin? Oh. The other thing is sans, I don't know how many people are left in the world that can do that. Right, but that's why it's pretty cool.

Sanskrit's pretty hard to pull. It's a more general commentary on, is it valuable to get these traditions, these old things that not a lot of people know so that you are then like one of the last people that does it? Or be able to accurately and successfully communicate with a modern people group. I mean, Mandarin has well over a billion speakers. I would just, I would choose Mandarin in a heartbeat. in a heartbeat. I don't know. I think I'm taking this,

I think I'm taking this Sanskrit. Really? Because I'm also really fascinated by like super small like languages, like ones that are like

like language isolates fascinate me. In fact that you can have some language that there's nothing related to it. Like it just... How is that ever useful though?

What do you mean? As a language? Yeah. People speak it. But not a lot of people. Correct. But still, it's fast.

It's cool. Yeah, it's interesting. Basque. You know the Basque people? I know we've talked about this a couple times. No.

I just, I know the character, Basque from Star Wars. So close. That's Bosque. B-O-S-S-K. I'm talking about B-A-S-Q-U-E. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a people group, like, between Spain and France on, like, the, it's called the Bay of Biscay.

They're the Spench. No, so close. They're the boss. Keeps trying. He's like, you just keep ripping it. Another one. The Spench. The Frannish.

Tuscan Raider noise at you. You're a Jawa. Okay, well, first of all, you're the Jawa. I'm the Raider. Because you can shoot a rifle It was only a tattooed. Customers are people, by the way. Yeah, they're just, they're human beings.

They have women and children. No, like, they're... And we slaughter them. No, they're literally humans. What about sand people? They, that's... Okay, what were we saying about the Basque people? Oh, yeah, sorry.

Their language, shockingly, is related to nothing because it's... They made it all up? Yes. You know what? Forget it. Yes.

Yep, they Bernie Millard Yeah, yeah 20 years ago They said, guys, how we just mess up everybody's time?

Teach a million people this language It makes no sense to anybody else Made a Klingon Basically Sat down Yeah, teach him Klingon

What like Historical era Was this? How long ago? Basque? Yeah. Well, so you know how we speak

an Indo-European language? Like that goes like That's Russian Like to Spanish to like German to like Hindi Okay All that language

It's from before that What? That was spoken by the people people who lived in Europe before that, before those guys got here. That's kind of cool. Yeah, it's awesome.

When was the switcheroo? Like, how did... What do you mean the switcheruny? The switcheruny? The Indo-European people just beat them up. Did the Bosn people still exist? Yeah. Okay.

There's like a million of them. They're just in between Spain and France? Yeah. They're not their own country, but they're like, they're pieces of Spain and France. That's sick. They're awesome.

I love it. I love it so much, dude. Dude, our modern ego is going to be like that. We'll have pieces of... Huh? Pieces of swaths of the United States where you go there and, like, people will say things. Right.

Like, one million people that still know what skinny is. One William. One William. One William people. We are incomprehensible. Yeah, like, I wonder how, like, if, like, for old people would listen to the show or, like, our grandparents would listen to the show and be, like, half the time, like, what are these people saying?

Like, like, some of the words we use. Fergie Millard's. Fergie Millards. Fergie Millards. Pergy Millards. Fergie Millards is half an Elmer. So there's six, there's 60 seconds in a Millard. Right, right.

And there's 60 Millers in an Elmer. There's 24 Elmer's in a Dale. There's seven Dales in a week. Just a week. In a week. There's three to four weeks in a mort. And there's 12 Morts in a yearn. Wait, so how many Morts in a yearn?

Wait, so how many Morts are you? How many Morts are my? Mords old? Mort's old? Yeah. That's like a couple hundred. 12 times 22. That's a lot of wards.

I'm 22 yearns old. He's 22 yearns old. He's two de Kans. Two de Kans. Two decons old. And, yeah, there's 10 decons in a century. In a century. We couldn't think of one, we couldn't think of one for centuries.

Time, time is being redefined. Yeah. Dickon. Yeah. This is different. In a pecan. Right. Who knows?

Boys only episode 1,000. Our language will be entirely different. Right. Mm-hmm. A millennium falcons. And we'll see you there. A thousand years. Dear listener.

Is it a millennium falcons. As boys only goes for thousands and thousands of episodes. Language is fun. Yeah. But no, the Tuscan Raiders are actual just human beings. All right. They're hanging out, dude. There's people.

There was a huge argument with, is Tattoine supposed to be Earth? That, like, got to, like, a cataclysmic event. Like, got blown into another solar system. How does the two moves? The answer is no. It's also two sons. Two sons.

Oh, yeah. It fell flat. Okay. They were like, no. Because, I mean, it's the first planet you see. Right. But is it also because of the most icily thing when it's like, we see this deba...

I feel like... City of debauchery. It's like, oh, Las Vegas. Must be Vegas. Right. Sky. I love Star Wars. so much, dude. It's great. It's the best

thing ever. Love a Star Wars episode, sin. Do you think that Nate and I are more C3P and R2, Hansello and Chubaca or... Any other pair? What's another duo? Anakin and Obie 1. I want to go with the first one. I want to go C3PR2. I'll take R2D2. But like, I don't actually...

I speak six William languages. It's actually funny because C3Po is like the language dude. So maybe that's you. You are C3P. He's also a huge nerd and useless in combat. useless in combat And you get to fly I mean in the later

In the Lego games And in the later movies Which are actually the earlier movies Dude that's one of my favorite things in Lego stories The R2 goes Like fly across a little gap Yes because he has a little rocket propellers But in the C-3 was again useless

But in a new hope There's like the camera has to cut And move different places So that you don't see him like tripping Fricking down the stairs Oh really Because you know when they go into the first They go into the hangar

Where Millennium Falcon is And they're like coming down that set of stairs and the camera turns away because Artur Ditch is at the top of the stairs and he doesn't go downstairs so they pan the camera over to the Million Falcon and they push out a new... They don't have the CGI to show him like flying down the stairs yet

yeah so he gets updates later but earlier old Star Wars like the way that they made all of like the different character like there's something almost off putting to me about some of the characters in those original movies oh yeah like in the Moss Isley

Cantina you're like whoa I'm I'm I mean like in like also like a Jabba's palace. Yes. Like some of those like Max Rebo. Well, I actually didn't love the newer Star Wars shows because they, it was like all humans. Like there was like, there was a scene on Tatouine and like the Mandalorian where they go back to Tatouine.

It's just people. I was like, where's all the weird alien guys? I thought the humans were like not even the most prevailing here. That thing that has like the weird like two eyes on the front, like a hammerhead shape and that thing. Yeah, yeah. Well, that's the thing about Star Wars. It's like you have all this inconsistency,

but at the end of the day, still so fun. Regardless of like, oh, that doesn't really make sense. It's like, well, it's Star Wars. The E.T. aliens are in Star Wars. I would say top two fantasy worlds ever. Oh, yeah. Ever created. Yeah.

I'm Harry Potter. And you know what the number one fantasy world ever created is? Lord of de Rings. The one's in our imagination. Lord of Doreen. The one right here. It's probably got to be. Lorb of the Rings.

Lorb of de Rings. Lord of Doritos. One William. Ah. It all comes back to me. When the ship gets to the Grey Havens, how many mortes did it take for the ship to leave?

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Ooh. Any last words? Um, and your remaining, uh, William White. You know, like the things you like. Don't worry about people calling you performative. So true. Full circle back to be. Slay queens. Of course. Wear your scars. Yeah, that. Wear your scars every day. Um, drink your match. Yeah, drink your match. Do it out. Listen to the music you want. You know, just make your own kind of music. Yeah, exactly. Make your own kind of music. Because guess what? No one's value is found in, anyone else or themselves. It's God who gives you value. Wow.

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