WRFH/Radio Free Hillsdale 101.7 FM - We're a Juggling Podcast Now | Boys Only #27

Episode Date: February 2, 2026

Nate and Storm chat with Nathan Furness about having negative washers and dryers, sleeping four inches off the ground, and being a Temu wizard.

I learned something new two days ago, and it's that I'm worse at basketball than you. I might be the single worst basketball. I broke both of my elbows playing basketball. I didn't even fall or anything. You probably made three times the points I did. The sheer act of playing basketball broke me severely. We might as well change this through the show to buckets only. Bucgets only.

Bucats only. Holy buckets. Holy buckets. It's a new episode of Boys Only. And the intro swells and we're awesome. And we've got another guest on. It's me Storm Drexler. It's you, Ned Gallagher, and it's you.

Nathan Furness. Nathan Furness on the podcast. Boys, boys, boys, boys, boys. Another Theta guy again. How many Thetas can we have on the show? This is just the feta show now. Theat of podcast. That's going to be you too.

Woo, hopefully. Fingers crossed. Dude, Buckets only. Are you good at? Wait, wait. Oh, shoot. I have to. Okay, is he going to be Furness?

On this show down. You want him to be like Furness? Nate and Storm. What do you want to, what do you want to call you? Nathan? Freness. For the view. Freness.

Yeah. I feel like most people call me Freness on campus. Yeah. It's either Nathan or Freness, but honestly nobody calls me Nathan. But it's not Nate. I always tell people that. Yeah. I'm not Nate.

That's not my name. You're Nate. Yep. I'll just call you Nathaniel. I mess with Farnes though. I mean, I like my last name. Were you ever called Foness prior to coming to a hostel? So I have four siblings and I was homeschooled.

So, like, everybody knows my siblings who knows me. So that doesn't really work. You can't call the same people the same name. That's right. It'd be a bunch of frenesses. You have four siblings? Yeah. You're a one of four?

Yeah. One of five. One of five. Are you good math? Are you, your second? I'm fourth. Fourth, dang it. I didn't close.

I know it was an even number. Almost dead last, bro. Yeah. How much older are like the older ones? I have three older ones. They're all, it goes two to. It's a two is all the way until my younger brother's, there's a three-year difference there.

My younger brother was just here for Leaders Weekend. I saw it. Oh yeah, he was a big chill I adapted him up Yeah, I was like, what's up, bro? He had on them shoes, man. Explain those shoes. The North Face shoes?

Yeah, dude, explain the shoes. Well, we got them for each other for Christmas. For people who have not seen these shoes, it's like a puffer jacket on his foot. Shout out Matt Barton and Christian Rush. They put me on first. Well, I knew about them

and then they both had them and then I'd seen him around a little bit and me and my brother were like, yo, we should cop these for each other. Low key, they are really comfy, really warm. And I think they look cool. I'm getting a lot of hate, especially from women on campus.

They're, like, hating on the shoes. They think they look bad. Don't listen. I mean, I think listen a little bit. My thing with, like, fashion these days, I'm just trying to wear, like, the goofiest things possible. And, like, people aren't used to seeing them. They're like, bro, that's insane. It's like, it actually looks retarded, but like.

It's a North Face shoe. Yeah. But just because you've never seen it before, you think it looks cool. That was exactly what it did to me, and that's why I wear it now. Dude, I'm currently wearing KFC socks. Are you actually? Yeah. I'm going to look.

I'm for real. I'm wearing KFC socks. He's like a complete. I can confirm he is. I looked under the table. And we now do have a KFC here. Dude, I'm so hyped. Yeah.

I'm going right now. I've not been there yet. Dude, I've seen this clip where this is this big woman and she's in like a full KFC like one, like one piece suit, bro. Like a onesy? It's just Kentucky. It's just KFC plastered.

Is it like pajamas? Yeah. Is that video? It rolls up, bro. He's a humongous, dude. She's just wore it at the counter ordering KFC. Final boss, bro.

That old video of the person dresses the chicken and Colonel Sanders is chasing them across That's awesome. Get back here, boy. Yeah, get back here, boy. It's a classic. You guys have been to the KFC here? I have not been yet. I only go to Taco Bell.

Yeah, me too. The only restaurant I eat at. The only place I exist at is Taco Bell. KFC can't be that good. It's solid. I've had it prior. It's solid. Like, people from the South think it's buns.

Like, they always talk about how bad it is. It's not southern food. It's buns, dude. We got, we got Zaxby's down there. We got Raising King. Razing cane. No, no. Bro, bro, bro.

People are like... The Raising Cains glaze is a bit much. It is very good, though. You have Donald, bro. Pop-I's. Even Popeyes is better. Zach's Bees is pretty good. Here's the thing. Like, people are like,

I went to Kentucky and I had the KFC, and it was so bad. And I'm like, would you go to Mexico to get Taco Bell? Like, that's the equivalent. Well, Taco Ball's like, good. But I'm like, that's the equivalent. This might be a good point, because I feel like Taco Ball might be worse in Mexico.

It's like, like, that's not the point. The point is not that it's like, this rich, accurate representation of Kentucky culture. It's just, dude, it's just fast food chicken, man. And I enjoy it a lot. That's so fair. But I think it's because, like, we have the other comparisons. Like, if there was, like, a Taco Bell that was even better, then we would compare it. We just have one Taco Bell, so there's nothing to compare it to. I don't have Zaxby's where I'm from. I have had a lot of Zaxby's. It's really good. You ever had Guthrees, though? No, but I've heard about Jacksby's, but a little cheaper.

Pretty similar. A little worse, obviously, but it's pretty similar. Nick Blatner, friend of the show, went to Raising Cains a few days ago and brought back a ton of little things at Keynes sauce. Yeah. And just passed them out the dudes. It's so good. I got one and I just went to AJ's, got tenders at AJ's. Also, you have to pay for him.

Do he pay for all the extra? I think so. I don't know what's business scheme. It's like 75 cents for another sauce. That's, that's really, you want more sauce? Yeah. Girls, please. I love like, I'll be there.

People don't know that. They go up to the counter. They're like, can I get another sauce? The guy's like, you have to pay for it. And they're like, oh, shit. Don't pay for. No. Oh, man.

Okay. Now my greatest accomplishment from freshman year though Fire status rewards on Taco Bell Oh man You don't know that John It was there was a point like This is really embarrassing There was a point like fall semester

freshman year I was going like four times a week bro Every single night we're going to Taco Bell Double Stack Taco two dollars Oh the double stack taco By the way that's rookie number From the menu As of a few days ago Well

Are you looking on the app They've like the app like They got rid of a bunch of stuff But it's still there like in Oh it's really weird I don't know why The app anymore Some of the stuff

you can't, like you can't get the boxes on the app anymore, but you can still get them in person. I'm not sure why. Oh, wait, is the $5 box still there in person? It is, but it's not in the app. Very, I don't know. They're trying to nerve us. They know that they know the big bag method. Yeah. I thought that the app was better for deals and stuff. It usually is.

That's their advertisement. But I think we've been making too much money off of them. Yeah. Like, we're making money off of them. These hills don't kids hack the system. He's got to make them. He's tremendous bags, bro. No, I was there with the doubles-hack taco. It's one boondocks guy, bro. He's the whole many.

Brito. One boondogs. The whole man you gone. Mark Ayers catching sure. All many. I didn't specify Mark Ayers.

You said Mark Ayers. We've basically had every guy in the boondocks house on this podcast. It's almost, yeah. And we're missing a few but pretty much

missed. Missing a few. We almost caught them all. The big and spree. Dude, I started the show talking about basketball. We're playing basketball

two nights ago. And I'm like, who are we playing against? And like the building starts to quake. And like a nearby glass of water. Like it was like the ripples.

And they're like, boom. And around the corner there comes Luke Jones, Patrick Hamilton, and Mark Harris, and Jonathan Williams. I heard about this. Rolling up. And they're like, we're the unmovable.

That's their name. That's their name on the Google Doc? Untouchables, yeah. Untouchables. Wait, and you guys are sewer? I heard they implemented like a mercy rule. 30 point, yeah. If any team at any point gets 30 points ahead of the other team,

automatic win. Are you guys like, kick out of the league yet? No, no, no, yeah. We will, soon, soon, soon. Don't worry about that. You gotta, like, put a little bit of effort in and then you can stay. I'm trying, bro, but I'm dealing with this clown. I know he's been punting.

Is that true? You gotta stop, bro. And I heard you scored. I did score once. With a punt? No. Yeah. Oh, okay.

P.M. told me you punted it in. No. That's insane. You should tell people you did that. I'd be insane. Four points in I am off of punts or something. Yeah. Four points.

Half court part in. Almost as ridiculous as P. Heem's rodeo story. Has he told you his rodeo story? I probably. I don't believe his rodeo story. story. I don't believe half of things. He says he said freshman year,

so the year before we got to Hillsdale, he was at the Hillsdale Fair, the greatest fair on Earth or whatever. He's a pretty good fair. And he's, he's, they had like a rodeo thing and crazier and crazier people dressed in crazier, crazier costumes and things and contraptions kept coming out onto the, you have to ask him to retell it. It's like, and then there was a clown. And then there was

a giant, like, tractor that came out and like rolled him over. And then there was like people in like princess dresses everywhere. And then like, and then like a celebrity, I was, he like, kept going. you guys haven't heard of this? No, I've never heard of this story. He was like running around at Boondogs

last time Boondocks through a couple weeks ago around the fire to like tell him everyone that could hear this story. Wow. And Lydia Marshall

and Chavon, shout out, but friends of the show or I guess not friends of the show because it's only. Friends of the hosts. Friends of the hosts. We're like,

don't believe him. He's lying. He called cat brother or following him. He's lying. He's just don't believe it. But P.M. But P.M. like,

go at exaggeration. Everything. That it's word for word true. Shout out Pahm. By the way. Hey, for those you who can't see us, Storm and I are actually wearing the exact same thing. Green quarter-sip with jeans. PM also wearing the exact same thing today. We flicked up in Saga. We did not. It was insane.

No coordination at all. It's just Green Friday Quarter Zip Day. Should we make that a thing? I'm wearing a Garfield shirt. Talk about me and fit it up, bro. KFC socks. Lookie got to talk. KFC socks. Yeah, I mean, it's laundry day. I got nothing in the drawer. There's laundry, baby. Simpson laundry day. I have nothing in the drawer. I got to do laundry tomorrow. Dude, it's bad.

Good luck with that. You're done. If you're listening, Dean Peterson, can we lock in, bro? Can we lock in? We have negative. We have negative washers and dryers. We have four washers and two working dryers. For 170 people.

Including football players, bro. Oh, man. And then they don't pick their stuff up and they throw my stuff everywhere. And the washers, like, destroy the machines. Oh, yeah, yeah. You're just cooked. Yeah. There's only, I lucky, like, don't do laundry.

I just give it to my mom. She just drives down every week And I have like, oh man I mail it overnight it And then overnight it's worth it bro Express delivery is crazy It's a bag for your bump Yeah

Unbelievable bro but only one of the dryers works Like the one all the way on the left Just heats the clothes up It just burns it bro Just griss my crap Like please dude Please dry my clothes But in for 50 minutes like

You have to like restart it again Like dry it more Yes We're just getting people away from Simpson. It's not about Simpson, dude. It fixed the machines. Our house next year, storminized house, Wessex, we'll have two washers and two dryers for six people.

Six dudes. That's a one third ratio. That's the same number of dryers. That drops it from one person or like three. From one person? Wait, wait, wait. That drops it from like what, 70 people per washer and dryer to like that's not quite.

That's not accurate. second time you've goofed on the math. That's not quite accurate. Probably like 30. 170 people to four. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Not 70. It's like 40. It's like 40. It's like 40. 40 people to a washer and dryer. Yeah, average. Polyecon major over here, bro.

It's all over. Christmas. Oh, 70? That's half the norm about. I don't know numbers, guys. Almost. I don't know. Yeah, in the corner,

just like the thumb, like, do, do, do you go higher. Can we check that? Can we check that? No. All right. Jamie. Jamie.

Jamie, can we go that one about? her out. Let's get that moving. Let's get that moving. We have some questions today. Did the people actually come out in force? Not really. Last week, these guys... You guys were weak sauce. You guys have been weak sauce. You guys have been weak sauce, bro. Everyone's on their... Everyone's on their X-S-90. Get off Instagram. They're locked in, bro. I'm locked in. I am too. I'm not on Instagram either. This did happen last semester. Well, last year.

Around this... Around this same time. Everyone's locked in. Everyone's like, all right, we're done for like 90 days. And then we had the post-Easter episode and there was like a thousand question. That's right. That's right. Right. I mean, that's genuine. Oh, my gosh. We're back. All right. Well, we have a few.

Henry asks, do you still order off of Timo? Because you are a legend. Yeah, yeah. All right. We'll give some backstory. So I started order off of Timo in between my freshman and sophomore year. You make it sound like it's like an addiction. My friend.

I got started or whatever. It's actually an addiction. It's actually an addiction. My friend had this like sick bucket hat. I was like, I need a bucket hat. $3 there in a week. I still wear this bucket hat, bro. Goated.

The Chinese lady's $3, yeah. And then, like, I was like, wait, this is, like, there's some cheap stuff on here,

and it's actually nice. So I, I get back to school of sophomore year, me and P.m. are room together. I was like, we got to deck out this room.

I buy, like, stuff for the walls. I buy a lamp. I still use the lamp. It's like a swirl lamp. Oh, yeah, I've seen that one, yeah.

And then I bought, the best purchase I've ever made was this coffee table. $20. It is the nicest coffee table I've ever. Like, ever. Would you guys remember?

Was it in the room last? Yeah, yeah. Well, there was tons of stuff covering it all the time. We don't even talk about that. A sort of trash and paper. If you ever need a coffee table, go on Timu, $20. It has, like, store, it has so many storage compartments. And also half of my wardrobe.

For what, your problem? Oh, my gosh. I'm not, dude. And listen, I always say I'm supporting my answer. Like, so I'm half Asian for those you who don't know. So, like, I feel like I have a right to support my ancestors over there. Get them one piece of orange chicken per purchase. Otherwise, they'd be starving if it wasn't for me.

I'm supporting them, bro, in the sweatshops. You're giving them a cent. I mean, they're going to starve if we don't buy from them. That's true. You know what I mean? You got to get on the T-Moo grind. I've fallen off a little bit, but every now and then if I need something for $3, hop on.

Are you, like, back to Amazon or you just like, just don't order anything? You just don't order anything or Timo. But for those of you who think to steal. People, like, have this misconception that it steals your credit card. It doesn't. It's as safe as Amazon. If it was actually a. scam, you'd be broke. I'd be broke. Yeah, that would be broke. Yeah, that would be a really bad business.

They do spam you like texts. I still get like three Timu texts a day. I got to delete it. I report the number next day it's a new number. They have infinite numbers, bro. Just keep ringing you over you. The Timu Empire members. I mean, the Chinese, they have unlimited numbers, right? Yeah, I missed you, bro. Didn't see you ordering today. Where are you at? Well, it'll be like, the object you looked at yesterday is now 0.1 cent. And then you click it and it's like, but you have to order 70 other. things in order to get the object to point one cent.

It's all for the grind, bro. You show it with 30 boxes to your house. I got it, bro, and all those other... I'm so dumb because it works on me every time and I click the link. I'm like, oh, it's one cent. And then, oh, dang it. I got to order six. I got to buy four other things.

You got to buy a panda. Dang it, bro, live pan. Yeah, I don't know. Three acres in Mongolia. You should start running like a land empire through TV. Offer people land purchases via Timu, bro. How much of Mongolia can we sell before people like, oh, that's a scam?

One acre at a time. You can buy, like, construction equipment. Like, you can buy a backhoe. It's like $2,000 to a backhoe. I probably want to big cranes. $3,000. I've also bought things for people because they're scared. So if you want something off of Timu, but you're scared, come to me.

I got you. Just Venmo me, like one extra dollar. The Timu Wizard. What is this? This is an insane scam, bro. Well, then they don't have to get the number. The phone calls every day. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'll take the hits. I'm already getting it. The racket, dude. It's kind of a cool racket, though, bro. You should, like, run that, dude. Be the team who got it. Like, just I'm going to a dealer. Let's see it.

Let's see if I have any on my phone right now, actually. I think I deleted all of them. I can't believe we have a Chinese company like backrunner. Like, what is this? The last place. The last place on Earth, you. expected if someone was like, dude, I'll do anything for DEMU for you. It's right here.

We are in the middle of nowhere, Michigan. They ship it, though. I don't know. They do. How do they get it? It might take two weeks sometimes. You go down between Lain and Kendall to that little underground hallway. Normally the T-Mu stuff came.

I don't know, like, which ones come straight to the dorm. The other day I picked up one that was in between Linn-N-Kin-Kin-Kin-Kin-Kin. But the T-Mu-1-2. Always have come straight to the dorm. I don't know. They put it in your bed. It was like a little kiss. It's like a little T-Mailman.

The T-Mail man. He's got the drones out. They fly into the window. Yeah. Does your pocket. Then hear your pocket. Then he'll get a little, they need to get long distance drones

that can go from China. That way, I think the U.S. military would be very upset about that. Oh, yeah. I didn't think about that one. Hundreds of Chinese drones flooding mainland Gary Hibu packages.

Big Donald J is not going to let that one. It's like, all. 17 Chinese drones carrying a backhoe. Nuclear drone. It's all for Nates. All for Furness. There's too many team orders in Hillsville.

We can keep up. We're deploying Dravind Pardtorn Oh no That's a Canadians That's a deep cut Even though

Even David board Even Davidport Catching Even Diven Divens As you are to Timu He's just 65 Amazon packages

Per week Per week He's just averaging Insane numbers Who is sending him There's 17 Amazon packages In the Simpson

Lobby 16 of them Are Ethan David? Like at the start of the year It's like Oh the million boxes Bro at least half Yeah Are there's pure

Avonboard I don't know what he's getting I've never seen him Open Maybe he's got like an Amazon black mart thing going. Kind of like what I have for T-Mood. He buys things off of people.

He's the backrunner for Canada. You're the backrunner for China. Okay, okay, yeah, yeah. And then the rest of y'all from America. It's got nothing. Ford is here. Yeah. It's going to come out in 20 years that Furness has just sold just so many people in

formation. He's been to spy this whole time. It'll be 10 years from now you'll just start losing money. You'll never think that it was me from 10 years ago, a random kid in college. 10 years ago. You got a disguise it well. You got a team who brand loyalty.

They're going to bring you on the team. be like, now we're going to get everybody close to you. They're going to give you a reward bonus. Like, they're really good at the rewards. Like, so, like, I'm telling you how, I was following. I'm following for that one cent thing. Another thing they do is every time you open the app, they have, like, the wheel spin. They have this on like Sheen and other, like, sketchy.

No shot. And, like, the trick is they'll be like 25% off, 50% off. And then 100% off. You're like, oh, and it's like a small, like, piece of the pie. But you'll never get the 100% off. No, no, no. You land on it every single time. And you're like, oh my gosh, I just won.

So then you, like, press like go through and then it'll again be like buy 17 more items but it but it gets you hooked yeah it's like you playing a game yeah it's insane dude not real analyzing like the deep psychological strategies that team too yeah hey team if you're listening bro hire me to target young young Asian teenagers in central Michigan these are deep cuts for team what's your advice to people seeking what's your advice to young young Asian teams and people wonder whether they should get into team who addiction yeah for Asian teenagers for Asian teenagers there's no reason to escape it's cheap

stuff. Keep going, yeah. You and the hole. Very specific niche of people. Have you ever been off Timo long enough to get withdrawals? No, I've been ordering. From the day I started. He goes like 10 days. I actually get like a headache if I stop.

I kind of keep buying. I'm actually addicted. It's like a shirt that like we put in the washer like shrinks to the size like a doll. Yeah. Oh, I've had some purchases where it was like that's not what I thought it was. Whoops.

This is for a woman. And you'll have to gift it to my future imaginary girlfriend. That kind of kind of is that. Can you order her off Timo too? All right. All right. So, no. I have to bring an end to this conversation before we did it.

Next question. Next question. And arrest. Liam asks, how did you learn to juggle? Because other than Timo and Holy Bucgets, one of your other like schicks is just this juggling. Yeah. I don't know.

I just like randomly. So what happened was I'm kind of a theater kid too. Oh, no. Yeah, a little weird. I really love doing theater in high school. The last show I was in was Hello Dolly, my senior year of high school in between, it was in January. This was also near where basketball season ends. I did both for a little bit.

And so in Hello Dolly, there's this parade and the director's like, we need people to do things. I was like, I can kind of juggle. My whole life I've been kind of able to just juggle like the normal three ball pattern. Which is like pretty easy. anyone can do it. I can teach you if you want. But basically I was like, I can do that. And then I was like, so then I was like, oh, I should probably learn some tricks if I'm going to do this on stage. So I kind of just started learning some tricks. And then what really happened was basketball season ended my senior year. I was a big basketball player in high school. Ended pretty badly. I'd played a lot of basketball.

I was like, you know, hours I was putting into it every single day. And so I just stopped playing basketball and then I just started juggling. And that was it. I just literally got, my basketball got replaced by juggling. I just got absolutely cracked at juggling. Like every single day, I, I was also homeschooled, so online classes, I'm just sitting there juggling. Not doing homework. Yeah, and that summer, I was just on the absolute grind. Like, summer before I came to college, just grinding. And it's a lot of fun.

It's a lot of fun, yeah. Are you in the lab? In the lab? In the lab? In the lab? Yeah, he was in the lab. Like, what's your, like, number, like, highest number of, like, so I can do five balls, which five balls, that's impressive.

That's extremely impressive. That's extremely impressive. The boys. This is the other thing when you're talking about juggling. It's just, you can't have. it. It's five balls, man. It's just,

just balls. Like, I just, just deal with it. But, but really, it's like, really it's like,

I spent a lot of time, like, learning tricks with lower number, number of props. Oh, yeah. Great, great catch.

And then, uh, a call props. But yeah, if you want to learn, I got you, it's really easy. Like,

I can teach anyone to juggle in 20 minutes. It's, I used to, so I got broken up with in high school for like a month. And I was like,

I was like, Let me start. I kind of did the same thing. I was kind of like, bro, why not? Like, my sister got given this, like, juggling thing. My uncle, who kind of, who's kind of a, I actually not going to say that. I love you, uncle, Tom. But Tom catching strays.

He didn't, he didn't, he didn't. And so I was like, I'll learn how to juggle. And so I can do, like, the three. Yeah. But then other than that, I'm hopeless, bro. What's like the weirdest item that you can consistently do? I've never done the pins. I don't know.

They were too expensive. Torches, knives. Yeah. Pett bears. The other day in Saga, I did a hamburger pen. patty, a grape, and another hamburger patty, I think, or something like that. The three most oblongly shaved off-Bes. Someone was like, can you juggle this?

I was like, sure. Can you juggle this? Like, you're trained, monkey. Note, if you hand nature has three items, can you juggle these three, he will immediately just launch into juggling. There was a time when I was, like, looking at, there's like professional juggling, and there's like, we were trying to get juggling the Olympics. I was like talking to the people that were trying to get juggling the Olympics.

We weren't even close, by the way. But there's like a juggling community And if it's not that hard to get into it Because many there's not that many people that like really do this stuff Yeah Are they like super nerds or are they like kind of like cool guys who just like Generally it's like a pretty nerdy community But it's like cool because there's this another thing is there's this whole juggling language

Which we could get really in the weeds We don't have to talk about this right now There's lingo to it Can you do like a brief overview? Okay so every trick Juggling is kind of like math Every trick like you can assign letters to it And it's called site swap or assign numbers to it

So if you're juggling three balls, every single throw is a three because the time, it's kind of complicated, but basically like if you throw a ball with, if you have three balls and you throw a ball with, okay. It's a three throw? Yeah, it's a three throw. And if you have four balls, it's a four throw. And this is like going off of the height and also if it's going back to the same hand. So when you're juggling four balls, you're not crossing, you're just throwing them in the same hand.

Yeah. So a common sight swap is with four balls, five, three, four. Also, you can figure out the number of balls in a pattern by doing the average. And so if 5-3-4 is a 4-ball pattern, you throw a 5-3-4, which crosses a tie, then you throw a 4, which is a little lower, goes back to the same hand, and then a 3, which crosses and go back to the same line. And then it gets really, really complicated. Like another one is like 5-3-1 with three balls. It just goes 5-3, and then a 1 is just you hand it across.

Yeah, just hand it across. You're not even throwing it. You just hand it across. And then 5-3-1. So it gets really nerdy in the weeds. Wait, I love that. Yeah, it's the greatest. And then like people who are like really good, once you get up to nine, you, you go.

And during nine balls? Well, or a nine throw, which doesn't mean you're doing nine balls. It's just throwing it. You have a height of nine. Yeah, the height and the timing so you can do other throws underneath. Then you have to go to the letters of the alphabet. So you go to like A and B. So you'll be like you're juggling YouTube.

And it's like, site swap nine AB seven three. And you're just like, what am I looking at? Then some guy just like going crazy. So yeah, just going. Just going to do you. I was really explained that poorly. That was my time. I think I get it.

That's super cool. I saw you, you did five in last year? This year's mockroch. This year's mock rock. Our space mock rock. Yeah. I got these light up ones.

It was pretty fun. It's also nerve-wracking, man. Performing, I'm not good at it. I just do it for fun. I mean, you crushed it. Yeah, yeah. Everyone was like, oh my gosh.

While a drone was flying behind you and there was tons of music and noise. The drone was from Timo, actually. Little did me know. Yeah. It was the Chinese East going to drop off his package. Yeah. With an American, you know, I have your American flag package. It arrived.

It actually goes to your location. Yeah. It just happened to get there at the same time we were doing the mock rock. It was awesome. Dave blood was like, oh my gosh. There's a drone here. With an American flag to blend it. That's my package. It drops down.

You just start juggling. Oh, no, I can't wait for it. Just one that end of the act. Save. Five balls in a package. Can you juggle this? I want to hand you three water bottles. Full water bottles.

And I think you could do it. There's not three here. There's not three here. There's three phones, though. All right. I don't know about that risk. I'm not taking that risk, bro. I'm not taking that risk.

My phone's already cracked. As far as the listener knows, he's juggling for the rest of the time. He's currently juggling knives. Yep. You can hear it. Yep. Heck yeah, man. I didn't like the way that, oh.

Yeah, I used to be on like the grind though. I've fallen off a bit. I'm not on the grind anymore. No. I'm not like, I used to like have like goals. I'm like, I want to do seven balls by the end of this year. The seven ball grind is just, it's terrible. It is really, really, really hard.

Like what, how incrementally, we are, this is really becoming a giant juggling podcast really bad. I'm super interested in this. But like, what is the progression? Yeah, so, so start with three balls, learn three ball tricks as much as you can. Four balls is pretty easy because it goes back to the same hand, like I said. Five balls is where it's like, you have to be like a juggler and you have to really spend. Like, it took me like four or five months of just absolute grinding to even be able to like, five balls a little bit.

All right. I'm not laughing because of the way reason you think I'm laughing. I'm laughing because that is so ridiculous. Just the concept of taking four to five months to learn a juggle. It's ridiculous. But then it's exponential.

So like you're trying to learn seven then. It's going to take like multiple years. And I was just like, I'm not going to do this. Have you found that it has helped your hand-eye coordination in other areas of life? Probably. I think what it is, I just have good hand-eye coordination in general.

I could always juggle. So it was like, that kind of helped me juggle well maybe it's reversed a little bit yeah that's so tough is five the same as three which kind of go across cross cross it's the same thing it's just higher and faster and then seven's the same thing it's just even higher and even faster

but if it's an even number it's just an even number it's going to the same hand yeah so six six is like three six is three in each hand so like six six balls is like no one no one does that there's actually a juggling podcast I listen to I used to listen to it not as much anymore oh my gosh and the name of the podcast

is skip six because no one wants to juggle six So, like, in the progression, you learn three, four, five, then you skip six and go straight to seven. So that's what I tried to do. Do people do eight now? No, then you skip eight and go to nine. But that's, at that point, you're just, like, not as, yeah. There's, like, single, there's, like, not many people in the world who can do nine.

It's pretty crazy. Like, what percentage of the world, the human population you think could juggle nine balls? There's this one grandmaster at the top of a mountain somewhere. I would say there's probably, like, a hundred people in the world. That's, that is, like, ridiculous. It used to be, like, 30 years ago. That was, like, the world record. Since then, people have locked in, but

I can't imagine having the number of balls juggled world record. Like, am I proud of it? That's a thing. I think it's 14 right now. 14. Isn't that means it's the same? My goat, Spentra Androly, he follows me on Instagram. Actually, he might unfollow me.

But he was the world record holder for a little bit. It's my friend. Because there's this juggling community very small. You can just, like, hit up any of them. They respond to you. It's pretty good. That's so tough. Yeah.

But yeah, he had the world record. Yeah. With like 14? I think it was with 14. It's either 14 or 15. the same hand, seven times? Yeah, yeah, so you're doing 14. So it's just like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, like,

if you watch it. And then another thing is, like, you call it a flash if you throw all of them and catch them all, then you call it, you call it a qualify. I don't know who came up with these words. A qualify is throwing each ball twice and catching each ball twice. And that's what counts as like a juggle. A full juggle. Yeah.

So like, someone may have like flashed 15 balls at this point, but that doesn't count as like you juggle 15 balls. It has to be like a qualified generally. Yeah, that makes sense. That's like you juggle 14 balls. Dude, one of my favorite thing is the, world is like this stuff. Like, dude, like, this so niche just ran.

Like, like, you've seen, um, oh my gosh, what's his name? He was the, he was the president of Delta. Gavin. Oh, yeah, yo-yo? Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, my gosh. I was actually going to mention him because, like, he's, like, top of the country and yo-yoing.

Every time. Like, he does the same thing every time. Like, it's really the same thing. One, it's the coolest thing of all. Every time of that I'm like, oh, my gosh. Well, it's a similar thing. Like, you can learn tricks and, like, you're really good at it. You can go to these competitions.

Like, there's juggles. competitions and I never went to them. But he goes to competitions and smokes everybody. Did he do you on some famous talk show? He was on the late night show. He was on the late night show. He was on the Lainte-Nallon? I think it was Fowlin.

It was so cool. It was just all those kind of like super random niche skills. It's like why are you a grandmaster? Yeah, we were going to do like a Cayo coffee house like circus collab. I don't know what happened this year. That was a plan. I think I was gone or something.

But it was like he was yo-yoing. I was juggling. That's tough. Yeah. Oh, you got, people who do, like, crazy, like, gymnastics stuff? Oh, my gosh. Like you. Yep.

Yep. Famous backflipper. Most athletic man on campus. I'm the least, bro. I have a crisp three-inch vertical. Well, you're on a basketball team right now, right? I'm retired, bro. Hey, if you're all on the team, you can be athletic.

The team is called bassoor. It's all in your head. The team is called the sewer. We scored a collective, I think, 12 points. Over the course of two games. Okay, that's not true. We scored more than that. We scored, like,

15, 20. Yeah. But still, the other team scored 47. Yeah. Like, in the first game, and then I don't know how much the other guys scored. We got to work on our defense. We got to play defense. Defense wins championship, bro.

Seattle. Peehan, though. I mean, he's tough to go. Who do you have winning? Super Bowl. Oh, I don't know. I really dislike that. This is the Super Bowl, but I would rather have a C.

The Seahawks win, and I think the Seahawks are going to win. Yeah. Patrice did not look good against the Broncos. Yeah, well, that was just, it was a blizzard. Blizzard game. No one's going to look good. Even in the first half, though. It was not blizzard.

Drake, maybe. I don't know. Drake, Drake, May. Drake, maybe. No, I hate the Patriots are good again. And the Seahawks, it's like, whatever.

But we'll see. I'm a line. I'm a big lines fan. So, RIP. There's a question about fun for us, really? You being at the bottom of the NFC North. Bobby.

What do you say? He's like, how does it feel to be the in the bottom half of the NFC? Well, I'm actually, so like, we lost to the Vikings on Christmas Day. It's terrible. That knocks out of the playoffs. And then we were like, oh, shoot, let's get last in the division because how it works in the NFL is if you play.

First draft pick. No, no, no. That's like in the whole league. But how the scheduling is based off of the season before. So now we're going to play all the worst teams in the divisions that we play. Okay. In the NFC and AFC. So that means we get it like this year, last year we were first in the NFC North

and then we had a really hard schedule. And that's part of the reason we didn't make the playoffs this year. Yeah. Next year we'd have an easy schedule. Dan Campbell, we believe. We can like whoop up on everyone? Hopefully. Hopefully.

If we had had an easier schedule this year, we would have made it. It was, yeah, is what it is. It's so sad I feel like being a Michigan sports fan. Detroit was rough for a while. We didn't have any playoff wins across all four teams for like five years. But then, like, all of our teams got a playoff win at the same time. So it's actually pretty good these days. I remember the, I'm more of a basketball guy.

The Pistons were so bad. Yeah, we were bad for all. We're good this year, though. Yeah, you guys were, like, really solid. Number one in the East. Being up on the Knicks and Celtics, the two teams I support. Don't ask why. Cannot tell you.

Because you're from New York? From New York, but my grandfather supported. the Celtics. So, do a loyalty to the teams that hate each other the most. As a sports fan, like, one of my, like, biggest pet peeves is when it's like, why do you support that team? It's like, oh, my, like, great uncle once removed, liked that team. So I like them, too. It happens to be the Patriots. You know, it's just like, all right, manwagon, bandwagon. Well, I got into basketball before the Kyrie trade for the Celtics. Oh, okay. So, like, they were bad. Flat-Eather.

He's a, bro. He's the Kanye of Fassarckler. He is the Kanye of Fassarck. He was so good, man. I miss. Kanye? No, Kyrie. Well, yes, he was so good. You listen to that new song you dropped? No, bro.

All right, never mind. Boom, bum, bum. All right, next question. Next question. And the next question is actually the word. If you get the batter, we talk through these questions until we're about to get canceled, and then we put them into the question. And the next question is.

The next question is the Wyatt question. Oh, here we go. I don't know about the, you know about the white. I know, he knows. He's a fan of the show. Oh, let's go. Well, not everyone is. Some people are like, I've never seen a never.

I hate this show. I'm like, why are you eating? He says, would you rather get $2 every time you sneeze or be able to hover four inches stationary off the ground? I'm taking the four inches stationery. No one sneezes is enough to make that worth it. And that's an insane party trick. And that's an insane party trick.

Yeah. You're like, you ready for this? And you just start levitating, dude? Another thing is, well, we talked about my sneeze. I hate, my sneeze sucks. So like I hate sneezing. It's like my least favorite thing. It's like,

we had like a 10 minute conversation. This is what my sneeze sounds like. That's literally, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, I can't like,

I can't do it any other way. So it's like in class. I'm like, oh no. So there it comes. And then everyone turns around like, what was that? I was like,

guys, I just sneezed. And they thought I like threw up in a bucket because it sounds so bad. I don't like mine either. I have to either scream or be fully silent. But if I'm fully silent, I hurt myself.

I just need to, I need to get, to dad mode where we can go, we do it like the full, the big in. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Like the big, the wine. Yeah.

But no, dude, you could just levitate? Have I ever heard you sneeze? Probably. Ever in my life? I don't know. You've never sneezed. Ever. No.

No one's like how girls don't fart. Yeah. I mean, he's right though. He's out of line, but he's right. Son up. Son I'm crying. He has frying. No, I'm for sure.

Lovitate forage is up and down? Okay, do I, is it just up and down? Or can I like be for and stuff to all times? Also, can I like, be lying down? Or is it like you have to be on your feet? Can I be like head first? Just like, boom.

Like Iron Man? You can't fly. It's stationary. You can only go up and you walk over here. But can I like sleep? Yeah. Or just off the ground? Would that be comfy?

Probably no way. Probably not as comfy. Because I kind of have to hold it. I've heard that like zero. It's concentration. I've heard that like zero G like null gravity. It's super comfy. It's like really comfortable.

And I feel like that's what it's going to be if you're hovering. It's like there's like there's like there's like, you have to like think about it. Because you have to like think about it. As soon as you start to like, you go back into your bed. It's like Peter walking on the water. Yeah. He like thought about it, he fell.

And why it reaches down and he's like, no, don't stop levitating. All right, man, can we? I'm levitating. You want me. Bo, ball, ball,

boy, I just, I think it would be fun to sleep, like, yeah, every night. Make it really good sleep. Is it ground or like,

is it ground or like, if I'm in a bunk bed. I think it's like, whatever surface you're on. Imagine it's like, imagine it's like, the ground but you're on a bunk bed it's like i'm gonna start levitating you just like go down go down through the bed i think it's at whatever surface you're on you can start levitating i like the intimidation

if i'm on like this flexing i'm gonna mess with you could just rise up into the air like you're magooe dude four inch will be really helpful for me bro i get a crisp 510 dude it's come i'm just for photos bro bro hey dudes what's up man and they're like a floating little like imp and they're like oh you know brook him over here i gotta go uh hold on that's what you sound like would it make a sound definitely I'll make the sound for it

I mean I'm gonna like As my roommate It's my roommate gonna be so noise It doesn't be the whole night It's just Yeah I don't think it's like a constant noise And it's like Oh well you go up

Yeah as you rise and fall But that's another thing I have to If I'm going to bed after him I'm gonna wake him up with my limitation He's like whoa What's going on Back into bed Stop levitating

Yeah Please Realistically if I got two dollars Every time I sneezed I make like I don't know, 30 bucks a year. A year? A year? All right, cap. Pull out of sneeze that much.

You'd make like 10 bucks a day. Well, I don't, I sneeze probably once a week, twice a week. It's not that much. Fair enough. What do we, like, our sneeze is, like, socially acceptable. Like, if you're in class. Yes. You can't stop.

Yeah, but it's like, it just sucks. He does. Dang. You ever like, especially when you go, oh. Yeah. That's what mine sounds like. That's what I'm saying. Oh, and all the bad.

You're turning around like, oh. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Dang it. Just lost my chance at at Kappa Day party. All over.

Dang. Well, the thing is, like, for me, like, right now, I'm very motivated to not sneeze, but that would make me very motivated to sneeze. Two bucks. Okay, wait, let me start... Let me actually think about this.

If we up until, like, $10, that's still not worth it. You just, like, carry around a feather all day. You're just... Tickle in your nose. Yeah. You're an eye, right?

Now, that's not worth it. What a painful. Your nose would be red, dude, by the end of the day. No, Loki sneezing is, like, It feels good. It's hell of sad. It's like you have to sneeze.

Then it's just bang. You ever have like uncontrollable where you have to like do four or five chances? Yeah, you're like, I don't know what's happening. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about like socially acceptable? You do that in class?

People are going to be like, what's wrong with this? You ever, you ever, like, ever been sick in class and you like kind of have to call for the loudly like twice? And then you're like, I got to do it again. But like you know if you got to do it again, everyone's going to be like looking at you like,

all right, bro. Because if you cough, more than once you're sick. No, more than, if you call up three, Once you call off a third time, like loudly in class. No, it's not that you're sick, it's that you're that guy. Yeah. You're now the guy who coughs in class. I feel like that's always, that always happens in church for me for some reason.

The middle of sermon and I'm just like, you're trying to cough so hard like the tears are running. Yeah. You're like dying where you're like, you're like, you do that like little like, mm kind of trying to like get it out like mm. Or it's like, for me it's like I breathe with like the like the mucus or whatever. So and I'm like trying to like take big breaths. Yeah.

It's like crackling as you're breathing. So gross. What are we talking about? It was off the rails up to be bad, bro. I'm talking about juggling and golfing, bro. We spent a lot of time and juggling. Long time on Timu, too. Yeah.

It was a great time. If Timu was listening, bro. Hire me. Oh, I will move to China. There was a whole other question I almost forgot about from Jed. Oh, shoot. I just remembered. I got to find it.

He sends me a while ago. Okay. What is your opinion on TikTok dances? He specifically asked. for this. He was like, ask this question. This is like maybe one of my more unpopular opinions

apparently amongst guys on campus. So like, all right, I really enjoy doing TikTok dances with like a couple of caveats. I'm never doing them by myself and generally I'm not posting them. I'm just doing them for fun, right? So like me and my cousins

and me and my brothers over break this past break, we probably made like four or five TikToks. It's so fun. Especially like we all like did the internet high school. We enjoy dancing. We'll find like some good audio. We just started dancing, and it's great. My sister's wedding one and a half years ago,

we did a tech-tac dance at the reception. It was legendary. I'll show you guys after the show. It's really cool. And then all of a sudden I say this, and every single guy on this campus was like, you're gay, like, period. It's like, you cannot ever dance in front of a camera.

That is like the craziest thing ever. So I don't know. I think it's pretty chill. It's a fun activity, learning the dance with your homies, performing it, getting the video to keep. My only exposure is like white girls in high school

Yeah Yeah so I feel like that's what guys like But like also we're not generally we're not posting this stuff We're just like doing it for fun I don't know so what do you guys think? Is that gay? Some of them have really good choreo actually Yeah it's a lot of fun it's not like none of the dances are weird

It's just like fun dances There's some good audio Like that yeah Jet actually loves that dance Yeah yeah yeah yeah Storm just did like Did you see that guy in TikTok Jed kind of looks like that guy does that day

Yeah who does that dance I call that dance the white boy with motion I don't think that's what it's called. Wait, so what do you think? Is it gay? TechDak games is with your homies? Not really. No?

No. Like one, like there's a certain... As long as the dance isn't like fruity. Yeah, it's not a fruity. If the dance is not fruity. Sometimes, but like it's not bad.

It's just like... If you're like, if you're up with your own boys shaking, you're like, if you're like... I'll show this one. I'll show this one that my little brother.

Like, so it wasn't like a fruity dance. But like, we did this over break. My little brother though, he like, he just played basketball. So he has his jersey, he like rolls it up, so it's a crop top. And then he, like, purposely did that as fruity as he could. And that was a little weird. I don't know.

If you overplay it, there's like clear you're not. There's a difference between like a fruity dance and like a feminine dance. Yeah. Like if you, you can do like a feminine dance or you can't do a feminine dance. Don't do a feminine dance. Like a dance maybe a little fruity. All straight guys should be a little fruity. Otherwise you're gay.

You know what I mean? I agree. I agree with that take. Zero percent. Or Rudy equals good. Totally valid. Because you're like, what are you scared? Yeah.

Right. Right, right. Like guys are like, bro, bro, bro, bro. Or it's like, or it's like, you're gay. Like, whoa, don't touch me. Yeah. You're gay. You're gay. It's because, like, you wouldn't care if, like, exactly. But like, if a girl touches you or like, you touch a girl really, that's like weird, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So then that's why you're, like, scared. Right. Whoa, whoa. Wait, wait. Hold on. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Maybe all the, all the people that think TikTok dances are gay are actually gay themselves.

Because they're scared of a little frittiness. Oh my gosh. That's the conclusion. At Judd Hamilton. I know you're listening to this. Conclusion. Yeah. And that's it.

I know you're engaged and gonna get married this summer to a woman, but. And that's it. That's the end of the episode. We're gonna call it there. No,

we're not. I have no more questions. Hey, well, I do want to say, like, I want to hear people's opinions on this. Like,

yeah. Because like most of the people I talk to, like the guys on this campus, they all think it's gay. I don't know. I kind of have a neutral opinion. I don't know why it's that big of a deal. It's also like,

a lot of dudes that. A lot of guys aren't used to dance. dancing in general. Yeah. And like, I think dancing is super cool. Yeah. I agree with it.

I agree with it. And so like I miss dancing. Dancing is fun. Let's dance with your homies in front of a camera. It's not a weird dance. We're just learning. Normally the audio is cool. I don't know.

I dislike the general like garden party press ball vibe of just jumping up and down. I think. Well, I like that too. I like that too. But I don't like it when it involves the absence or takes away from like actual skillful dancing. And I'm not talking about like swing dance or like dancing with a partner. I'm talking about just like, like, breakdancing.

Or just like dancing awesome. Or just like learning how there's no space for it anymore. Yeah, or just like learning how to like move to music. Yes.

Like that's like like, like if you're just like instead of just jump to rhythm. Yeah. Yeah, like there's a time for the mosh bit but then it's like, let's just like move.

100%. People don't really like do it much anymore. At least they don't do it here. I have no rhythm so I don't do that. I'll stick to the mosh pit myself. And when you try to like make a space for it, everyone assumes you just doing a circle for one person to perform in front of everyone else.

Which can be fun. That is, dude Victor always. and this can happen again this year. I'm calling it at Presbyl. Dance circle's going to open up. Victor Fernandez is going to enter that dance circle, and he's going to start pirouetting.

Yeah. It's, again, it's like the yo-yo and it's like the juggling. It's the same thing. I know Zach, he's just going to spin in the circle. There was actually one time where I snuck in my juggling balls to, like, my homeschoolers call prom my senior year. I'm going to get so much flag for that. Anyway.

So, like, their circle opened up. I was like, oh, I'm ready for this one. I, like, run out of there with my juggling balls. I was at Juggle. I was like, oh my gosh, go out with me right now, bro. There's only dudes that said that. Dang it.

They also want to do TikTok. Yeah, yeah. Son of crying. First, let me. But also, hey, got a shout out real quick. Josh Lomanski, freshman football player. He had a TikTok with Christian Henwicks go viral. I don't know if you guys saw that Max Preps posted it with 2.7 million followers.

This was in the fall. They did like a snow, like after practice. Oh, yes. And that was like, and like people were like gay. I was like, what do you mean, bro? That was tough. That was so tough.

I don't know. I got a lot of these. I would have to see it again. I remember it being like, I remember that blowing up. I don't remember what it was like a little fruity, but it was actually like also like, hella tough.

I don't know. In the snow? I remember that. It was in the snow. Christian Hendricks had the toughest dance move of all time, bro. It was insane. I was like, oh my gosh. And then they like got all these big accounts to post it.

And it was a TikTok dance. And we got like so much name recognition for that. Everyone's like, oh, Hillsville College. I know that place in the comments. That is so tough. So like, let's start doing more, bro. All right. Dr.

on getting a TikTok dance, bro. Yeah. During Pressible, I would actually get Doc Dorn in the TikTok dance. Oh my God. Oh, that goal for freshman. Hey, at Luke Jones, if you're listening. I know your homies with him.

Let's do it. Luke Jones gets approximately one stray per episode. He doesn't listen to. He gets more one straight. He gets a lot more than one. Hey, man. We talk about Luke Jones. He's not going to be on from their year and change.

Yeah, he'll be on the show next year. Yes. And he's like, bro, I heard you talk about me all the time. Yeah, yeah. He's going to just redress his grievances. Like, all right, I'm going to come with examples. So this second in this show, you were like, oh, you called me fat? Yeah, 40 minutes end up episode 26. What are the boondocks boys are going to be listening to this one. Called me a big.

Shout out boonocks, by the way. We drag him through the muddle of a little broo. Let's go boonks. No, because they're our friends. Yeah. Because they're like our great friends. Yeah. And now they're traded out.

They're like the rotation swap. They got a new Pokemon team since Lewis and Payton. are gone. Yeah, you got Ben Brown. Ben, I'm in Brune. I love Ben Brown. I do too. Every time I talk to him, it's a different thing.

Like, there's, he does zero consistency. You know, Ben Brown, like, goes on Fox News, like, every few months and just talks. I have a video of him. That's incredible. Yeah. Keep a look out for Ben Brown and others. Hill's those students are just, like, amazing people in general. Yes.

We're, like, I was talking about us. We have, like, yo-yoers, jugglers, people who just go on Fox News. And Timu Addix. Pierce Lehman. and just Pierce Slaman. Let's go. It's unbelievable here.

I was talking about this the other day with someone like we are probably in like the top like 50 million like people like smartest people at this school in the world. Who's we? Who's we?

The three of us are top 50 million people are probably like top 50 million. Top 50 million humans in terms of being smart. Like at like the whole school? Like I can think of a few people who are not. Not the whole like most of the people here are probably in the top 50 million.

On average. Okay sure. That's probably true of like Most like like Expanded Screamium Like like most like At least like slightly prestigious Dude I don't know

I don't know they're kind of falling off bro That's true That's true that's true You're falling off bro And even even these Ivy leagues Broome Good Lord Brahma

This is so random I'm gonna keep talking about Pierce though You ever heard him like You ever heard them like Can we talk about this? You ever heard him like recite things From memory? No is he like

He can like he's like I've heard about this He's got the craziest memory I've ever, like he can tell you any Super Bowl from any year who won what the score was. Same with like World Series. Wow. That's awesome. And he can tell you every single representative

and the district they're from. Random shout out Pierce Lehman, just go ask him. Dude, that's sick. Just be like, hey, who's my representative? And just be, he'll be like, where do you live? And he'll tell you. That's insane. Yeah. That's insane. Dude, I already know how I'll represent. Yeah. Frank and Ted like have brought him down to like one of fess sometimes. They just show them off. Like, show and tell. Yeah. Forget Google, dude.

Hey, Peter. Chad GBT. We have Pierce, Bruce, Bruce, yeah. I didn't know that, dude,

he's in a class of mine. He's in a Dr. Hart class, bro. Great class. D.G. Hart, bro. My king. Let's go.

I love that, dude. Got the fingerless mittens. Dude, the Maryland lanyar. There's never anything on the lanyard. Like,

I've never seen him have anything on that lanyard. It's a style choice. Remember what I talked about the beginning of the episode with fashion? You've never seen that before? You've never,

I think it's tough, I've never, I never see someone just wear Lanyard around. He wears it around. I think it's tough. It's the Matthew Tolbert look. Yeah. We are very fitted up campus. We are feeling. Everyone wears fresh fits. Except me, right, where the Garfield.

Everyone also kind of has their own fit style. I love like, it's crazy. Like, you have like, you got like Luke Waters on one end. Right. I got like... Me. You got football players. But then you got people who are more like... You have the quarters of a community. Yeah, then you got like Paul Landry. He's got more of like a

rustic. Yeah. Yeah, he got like an outdoor vibe. Yeah, big, like, sweater wearers. You got ATOs. Flannel wears, like Liam Brennan. It's kind of like the Luke large vibe. Luke Jones, when he looks like a lumberjack when it's like two months into the semester each semester.

Yeah. It's like a whole thing, dude. It's awesome. You got me with my polo. KFC socks. Dude, I'm, everyone always yells me. They're like, dude, you look like Jake from State Farm. I'm like, why can a man not wear khaki pants and a red polo?

Because you look like Jake from State Farm. That's why. I'm like a chick-foy employee or a State Farm. Decolonizing the look. You need some new clothes, bro? No. Hop on Timo. I got you.

Yeah, I don't need new. I'm decolonizing the look. That look should not be a stereotype. That is a great fit. It's a fire fit. You know it too. I don't, I don't know if it's like a target employee.

I don't know if they're like hating on you. They're just saying you look like Jake from Simeon. But like it's clearly pejorative. It's very, like, I look in their eyes. The more I think about it, it's actually like not a great fit. It is a fire fit, though.

You just look like a salesperson. you know what I mean? You look like a Mormon like you look like you're about to knock on my door They wear the white polos though I don't wear white polo Yeah but like just like a play Just like a play in a red shirt They wear hats

It's not just a red shirt's a red polo Shout out Dr. Mac by the way Yeah yeah yeah I love the Mormons not know I love my polo game I think I have good polo game I have a stried one I love that I love that shirt man

I've spilled coffee on it three times Still wearable It's still wearable I just wash it and there's like oh It's clean I want to get a pink one like Kanye My mom trying to get my mom I'm trying to get my mom to buy me.

A pink polo? A pink polo. I got it from the Philippines. That's the other place. From Timu? No, so like I went straight to the source. Yeah. I have fake easy.

You probably see me wear my shoes before. Those are fake. Bro, I've had them for two and a half years. They're still brand new, bro. They're really nice. That is sweet. 15 bucks, bro. It looks real.

And then I got this Jordan pink polo. You probably see me that way. I weigh that one around. And you can order the, you can order the golden record of this episode of Boys Only on Timu. Only today. For 0.1 Saturday, January 31st,

for 0.1 cents, but you're going to have to order three other things too. Yeah. Yeah, you have to yeah, yes, exactly. Yeah, yeah. There's a whole caveat a whole bundle. You have to buy four acres of Mongolian heartland. By the way, if anyone's ever going to like the Philippines in the near future, let me know. That's it, bro. Just let me know. That Jordan Polo. I can save a lot on shipping. That Jordan Polo, I have $1, bro. Nice to shirt I own. I'm not even kidding.

The stuff is high quality. Unbelievable. It's so nice. He can't make this stuff up, dude. That's a $1 pink polo. I was also there. I was with like my Filipino, my family.

So like they were doing the like the bargaining for me. Dude, my uncle, bro. The absolute goat. He's there. He just starts walking. Like the strategy, you just start walking away. They're like,

well, they don't come back. One dollar. I was like, I bet. You just dip and then they wore with the price. She's like, oh no,

walks away. They're like, oh, no, yeah. I saw this first stand We did it every stand we went to The other thing is they like hide The actual stuff that says Jordan

In the back rooms It's like it's not on the storefront You gotta like It's like technically illegal Some crazy stuff bro Filipino black markets are like It's the place to be That's the best

That's my favorite kind of black market Dude Filipino one Yeah I'm nice with them crazy I've never been out of the country And there's no way it's like that everywhere else It is That's not true

You mean like in black markets Just like we'll just be like, hey, $10. Nah. Okay, one dollar. Like, that's no way. Well, I've been to Mexico multiple times. Like that Mexico.

You go into a restaurant. And they'll bring you the bill. As long as you're not in like when I made your city, we were on the Yucatan Peninsula. They're bringing to bill. And you're like, can I get like 30 off this? And they're like, no. And it's like, my family starving at home, bro.

And I'm like, come. And you're like, go start to leave kids. And they're like, okay. Yeah. The barter system is alive and well in like a large degree of world. But that's not bartering. You're not bartering. you're just saying, I don't want to pay this.

Charge me less. That, yeah, that's a little weird if you already ate the food. Like, oh, yeah. No, I think we were, like, buying the food to, like, it was like, oh, okay, okay. I thought it was like a sit-down restaurant. You'd be the bill. You're like, actually, I don't want to pay for this. Not true.

That I already ate. Yeah. You can't call a cab on the bill. Nah. What? Bring the barter system back. No. She got a Starbucks and I should be like, I don't know.

Hagel with the barista dude? Yeah, I mean, like, give me like five bucks for this one. You would haggle with the barista. Pull up to AJ's be like, that burger looks bad. Half a little swipe, maybe. Half a swipe. Can I get, yeah. Well, the problem is every person you interact with is like four degrees from the actual

person who set the price. So it's just like, it's another use. So they should be able to do it. Yeah. What if they own the shop? Then you should be able to haggle. If we can start haggling at jitters, bro, in between classes. And his coffee's a little cold today, man.

One dollar. Save me some Georgia chains, bro. Come on. they paid for the coffee, right? No, like, even before, I feel like this is a valid thing. Like, if the coffee's bad, can we lower the price? Yeah. And then it just comes

into, like, how can you convince her that the coffee's bad? You gotta come up with things. Yeah, like hands and knees, bro. I have no money. I know this is uncrustful. The uncrustful is... I'm not paying less for this. I spilled it on my quarter zip. Yeah, yeah. Oh, man, my point. My polo. My polo. Every time.

Oh. My polo from the Philippines, I literally can't get another I need a... It was an entire cup of coffee that Victor spilled on me once. I won that polo. A whole cup. Was it, were you wearing the Jake from Safe from my outfit?

No, bro. Did you do you meet comedically round the corner at the same time and he just splashed all over you? No, he just, he just accidentally his ass hand knocked and he just threw it at me, I guess. I'm like, yo, Saga Sarah, bro. This Uncrosswell's been here for two weeks. Can I get half a meal swipe, bro?

Or just get four of them for one meal swipe? Yeah, with the Suckian, he's crazy. Sometimes I got to do it. I'm like, can I get a fit, like, a little like Snickers bar instead of a drink and then sometimes depending on the AJ's employee they'll be like they used to be a guy who worked today J's freshman year that would be like do you want just like eight tenders instead

and it's like yes yes there's a reason he's not working anymore yeah he think he graduated is the thing he's like I'm out well last semester you were allowed to ask for bacon on the smash burger at AJ's and then this this year they're like they patched it they patched it they patched it they patched out the there's a glitch in the game yeah they patched out ice cream

two years ago they're passionate out of everything AJ's has like done this weird like sort of fall off but like they've also gotten like a little bit better. Well, they'll, like, add something good. And then, like, yeah. The quality is risen, but the options.

When the PowerBoles first came out, we're never, we're never going to beat that. That was amazing. They were unbelievable. Unbelievable. That was all, that was what I would order every single. Oh, yeah, the Powerables.

The cassidias fell off so hard. They did. Like that red slop in them now? I will say chicken tenders. They're so far. They're still good. They're just so, they're just such a base. Consistent.

Consistent. Just such a good base. I love the mozzarella sticks. Remember, next time you go to Aegis Cafe. Hagel them to death. Get the price down. menu limiting exercise and money and money laundering.

Yeah, get three burgers for the price of one. I'm thinking more of, like, this is more realistic in like the grab and go. Because you can be like, can I get five of these for one meal swipe? And they'll be like, no. Yeah. Four?

Pretty please. And eventually they'll probably be like, deal. Shake hands, you're out of there. Just whatever, man. You'll start walking away. I want to buy it then, bro. Like, I'll come back, come back. I'll give you a little extra.

Do the Philippines method, bro? Yeah. New method, the Philippines method. I just think I'm with the AJ is that I think the employees actually don't want you to purchase things there probably they want to hang out so that's not gonna work on them they're like okay bye dude like one time i stood at ages for like a crisp like three minutes before the person i was like you're standing right there yeah you just like help me out i was gonna start reaching around

the counter the other thing is like when you're trying to get your food and like they're like sitting there and you just like uh i got my number here what do i say do i be like hey can i get i'm awkward yeah i just said him with y'all got 69 or whatever number i have 67 67 well you all got 67 no bro that was like 10 that was like 15 that was like 50 15 episodes ago was the PM. Was the 67 episode? Dude, that was like when it wasn't, like, it was almost not cringe yet. It was on the come up instead of like the God, get it out of here.

Well, is it cringe? I think so. No, it's all of it. If you do it. If you do it. Did you get good of it because of juggling? Because it's kind of head. Get good at it is ridiculous.

No, I actually like never, I didn't really notice it until like one time I was juggling and they were like, oh, yeah. You're doing the 6-7. I was like, oh, I didn't realize. I didn't know. You've been practicing your whole life for this destiny. And I've been practicing the, entire hour.

To end the show. Yeah, to end the episode. Because we are out of time. Nathan Ferdas, thank you. Thank you for having me a lot of fun. You got any last words for us before we cap you? Bo, Bo, Bo, Bo, Bo, Bo, Bo, Bo, Bo, Bo boys.

Boys. Oh, we're not. No, we can't in episodes with Daniel Doyle method anymore. Okay, I, okay. Goodbye. I got one. I got one. Yeah, yeah.

Send us out. Go order on T-Moo. No. Oh, I can't say that. I can't say that. Legally speaking, no. Do not go order on team. Morally.

Morally. But below table, Filipino black market style. Get your money's worth. Get your money right. Wait till I get my money right. And lock that honey down. Oh, see y'all next time.