WRONG! A Fucked Up Game Show - #10 – DRUNK AND ONLINE (ft. Austin Train, Camille Waters, Guam Felix)

Episode Date: December 13, 2023

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Hello, folks. Welcome to another podcast edition of Wrong, a fucked-up game show. I'm your host, Jay Light, and in this episode, we head back to America's finest city with more fucked-up jokes, tweets, and burning questions about 9-11. Recorded live at Mike Drop Comedy Club in San Diego on November 11, 2023, this show's contestants were Austin Train, Camille Waters, and Guam Felix. If you'd like to help support the show and get full access to the video episodes, subscribe on Patreon at patreon.com slash wrong game show. Please follow us on all the socials at Wrong Game Show, and of course the best way to experience the show is live. That way you won't miss a second of the action.

Our last show for the year is in Los Angeles at Alamo Draft House this Saturday, December 16. Get tickets at beacons.a.I. slash wrong game show. Without further ado, let's get wrong. Game show, yes. Who likes game shows? Who likes fucked up jokes? Perfect. You hit the Venn diagram of what we're looking for here on wrong, guys.

Wrong is a show. Like most games shows, you want to see a game show where people do things right. Not here. We are a game show where people do things wrong, and that's how they win. Right? We're going to hear comics say some fucked up things. We're going to talk about some fucked up subjects. We're going to get to some uncomfortable places.

It's going to be a lot of fun. And that's my man, Tyler in the back. Makes noise for Tyler, our announcer and scorekeeper. Doing great so far. Has not had any tech fuck-ups. We haven't needed to boo Tyler at all yet. So good news. Whatever.

Tyler, I've been looking around the audience, and I do feel like, you know, we are going to give out some prizes later on to the audience members you guys been filling out cards are excited to see who gets the prizes after that but I feel like there's one audience member in particular and I think you know who I'm talking about Tyler who definitely deserves a prize right out of the gate all right I'm gonna tell you I was here setting stuff up and I made eye contact there's a giant dog here in the power in the back corner

there's a big fucking dog and I looked over and look that dog is looking at me right in the house be connected on like a spear And by the way, the dog is sitting in one of the high top seats, too, by the way. The dog has better hips than I would guess like 30% of the audience, far and away, for sure. And I feel like the dog's owner needs to get a prize. So Tyler, tell them what they want. All right. Hey, Melian, you want to get her to do that? Here, take this.

We went to Goodwill. All these prizes you got from Goodwill today. It's a course of 10 minutes. Ten minutes. It's eight movies about animals. We got Babe, we got Babe Pig in the City. We got two lions. We got other shit on there today, guys.

There's a lot of them. There's a lot of them. Somebody bought all the rights to eight animal movies. They're like, fuck it, we're on one DVD. I'm very excited for the show. We've got some of the best comics in San Diego. Here to get fucked up with you all the night. And we've done some stuff too.

We have delved into their social media histories. We have found some research. We've found some weird things. We've got some fun games. you guys on honor of veterans. Are there veterans in here tonight? Are there veterans in here? Yes, thank you for your service, boy, guy. No one other person raised the hand. Three, we got three people. Thank you all. We got a game that's special for the vets tonight.

But we're going to go ahead and start up with our first round. Let's get fucked up. Let's get fucked up. Yes. Get it? What's your name? Randy fucking understands how this game is played. Thank you, Randy. We have a comedian's here. We've asked them to each tell us what they think is fucked up. We've asked them to do a short set of their most fucked up jokes. Now that could be dark, it could be dirty?

We don't know. Brandy, what do you think is fucked up? Do you think dirty jokes? Do you like dark jokes? Both? Both? Fantastic. I love Brandy.

Brandy's in the run. I think Brandy, at very least, get some points, for sure. Go ahead give Brandy some points, Tyler. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to make sure in case there's people who don't know exactly what they signed up for, we have some dark jokes that you might hear tonight. We wanted to prime the pump. So, Tyler, how about you come on down here

and tell everybody your dark joke that you prepared? I feel like we got to do it from the front. Yeah, come on down, Tyler. Get your steps in. We get a long drive today. All right, hey, since there was a dog, I want to do this joke, okay? Like, I like dogs, and I always feel weird when I, like, say, the wrong gender of the dog, you know?

You're like, hey, you know, that's a good boy. They're like, actually, it's a girl. It's a good girl. And I feel I always feel awkward. But you know what's more awkward? if I just knew. Like, I was like, that's a good girl.

Like, how'd you know that? It's like, I saw that dog's pussy from, like, when I was her dog's pussy. All right, thank you, Mike. Kyle Ler-Mesnerich, everybody. So that's the kind of stuff you might hear. So let's go ahead and start getting fucked up.

Your first contestant tonight is a former San Diego resident. He is a former convict. And judging by his haircut, he is a former horse. Make some noise. For Guam Felix, everybody. Okay, guys.

I'm actually celebrating guys. I have been prison-free for 18 years. I'm still selling drugs. I just haven't been caught. And this whole time, I've been single. Let's tell you guys why. When I was in prison, I was desensitized. I didn't know how to talk to women or get to know how to go or something like that.

And I think the main reason, The reason why I've been seen with this long is that, uh, I just miss sucking all that dig. You know, that gangster murder talk. I just... So sometimes, guys, uh, I feel like reminiscing, and I'll go down to Hillcrest. I'll just hang out in an alley. You know? But it's different, you know, I just, I can't enjoy myself so I can't enjoy myself, so I can't

the cock unless there's a knife to my throat so are there any couples here actually about a week ago guys I had to um it was I don't mean to bring everybody down but five year anniversary of my wife's chef and the sad part is she was killed by a drunk driver and drunk. You guys, she wasn't even in the car. She was in the living room, and I missed the garage. So the moral of the story, ladies, is that, you know, if your husband or your boyfriend is out with his friends and stuff like that, and you call them, and you call him, and he said, big go to sleep you go to fucking sleep because if my wife was in bed and she wasn't in the living room waiting to cuss me out and I got home before in the morning she would be a lot today are there are there any single ladies here Okay, I need to work on my physical appearance.

You know, I just want to thank everybody real fast because I've been doing stand-up comedy a very long time and you guys made me realize that I'm never going to make it. Thank you guys so much. I want to go back to San Diego City College and get a certificate or something. Can I share a true story? Yeah.

So, believe it or not, guys, I used to work at this place over 15 years ago. And I was homeless, and I'm not even making this up. I used to park a van right here. And when the shows were over, I would just go on the bam and I would sleep. And then, you know, we would reopen and I would go to the bathroom in the bathroom. And I was 15 years ago and I do want to let you guys know that I never stopped getting standard comedy. And since then, I've done a thousand shows. So I'm laughing up for that.

I'm still living in that fucking band. Okay, guys, that's my time. Boom, Felix, everybody! When we were unloading the car, we did notice a weirder smell in the area than the last time we were here. And now I know why. Okay, folks, your next contestant can be found at whiskeymomcom. Her husband is a veteran, so when she gives it up for the troops, it means something completely different. Makes noise for Camille Waters, everybody.

I look like you guys doing. And like you said, sometimes people, they thank me for my service. But, you know, my service is nasty. I didn't go to boot camp and I don't think you want to hear about what I do to support the truth. But I do feel like that sometimes people don't take me serious. Like when I go into like the military trading exchange and stuff because I don't really dress like I don't really dress like your normal patriot. But, I mean, how many patriots can say they're out here sucking dick for America?

So, I mean, I feel like I'm very picturing on it. Because sometimes he comes red by camera. Yeah, so that's a little bit. But it's been different now. I am also a mom. And your sex life kind of changes when you're a mom. I will no longer do something strange for a little piece of change, you know. but I will do something sloppy if you go give me coffee.

But as a mom, there's certain things people don't expect you to do. Like, I smoke weed, which is kind of familiar for me to be smoking weed as a mom because it feels a lot like smoking weed when I was in high school, you know? Okay, you guys don't know. So the way that it's... Smoking weed as a mom is a lot like smoking weed as a mom is a lot like smoking weed. when you're in high school, because I have to wait until everybody's asleep.

I have to sleep at the house. I have to sleep with a dad to give the meat money. So honestly, I'm like one Plan B pill in a lucre CD away from going to pass. But what else is, oh. So back to being a military spouse. As a military spouse, I met this whole group of people that I didn't know existed.

And these people are called married 19 year old. people still got married in 19 I thought that went out with top hops and segregation it's still a thing but it's weird all these very 19 year old since I'm in my 30s and I'm a black woman they think that I'm Oprah but it's like I I'm not over bitch I once drank a poor loco out of a booth on a dare and the dare wasn't even drink a poor loco out of a boot was do something crazy and I came up with for the little bit. I just don't think that's something Oprah would do. You know, doing that. But I try to help so

you always come to me with issues like my one neighbor, she came with me and she was like, my husband's so mature. All he does is play video games with eat Doritos and he's spending our money so foolishly. I'm like, your husband is 18 and 3 quay. his mom, for his guidance counselor, maybe his J.B. La Crosse coach, and you need to leave me out of it. I can't really help you in this direction. And then like another time a girl came up to me, well, we were actually having dinner. And she was like, my husband just doesn't respect me.

And I was trying to be helpful, but I'm like, why? What's going on? And she was like, well, I don't think he respects me because I ate his ass on the first of. And I was like, God damn. Bitch, I don't respect you now. And also, we were sharing a spinach and I each other. Okay. I do want to end it. So the reason I really didn't have the tools to helpers,

because me and my husband, we've been married for, we've been married for a little while. We've been married for five years. That's around the time you start to spice things up. But it's hard to kind of spice things up when you're in an interracial marriage. Because some people can take things too far. And now you gotta sit down and have a conversation about race in America.

I see most of the time is my fault. Like my husband, I try to spice things up. I bought a whip. And if you're laughing, yeah. That's what happened. You know, that man whipped me. And all of my ancestors just popped up behind the end and the edge. Bich, right?

Our safe word, which is just, no, ouch, stop. Stuff. I love about the show, we're breaking down boundaries. That was our first race-based role play joke we've ever had in the history of the show. That's good. You guys into race-based role-playing? No.

Well, hey, you know what? It was worth an ass. Oh, okay, you'll get there. Wait, what's your name, dude? My name's Ray. Brandy and Ray. I love it. They're going to be freaky at some point,

and that is great news. Tonight could be tonight. Brandy's opening up options for everybody. She's taken notes mentally. I can tell the further down that whatever this screwdriver, whatever the fuck you're drinking goes, the more ideas are popping in your head. I'm going to say, like, I'll give Brandy points for thinking about.

Keep thinking of it. Tyler can tell and Brandy or Ray is thinking about it. Tyler is a weird psychic. All right. Our last contestant describes himself as a stand-up comedian and locomotive enthusiast, which are two different ways of saying he's probably autistic. Clap your hands for Austin Train, everybody.

Guys, I'm getting older, but me and my friends still like to party, but now everybody comes prepared, right? I was at a bachelor party, and somebody brought party favorites. And then he went to, oh shit, I forgot my fentanyl testing trips. On the test, right? Because that's what we didn't have, we were growing up, right? We didn't have all these fancy testing trips. Like, we were worried about sketchy drugs.

We would just give them to our friend who had the worst life. Hey Travis, we're sorry you forgot about your birthday. This bag, it's all you for about 30, 45 minutes. Let us know how you like it. I used to have a little bit of a drug problem, but I want to treatment. You go to treatment, they don't tell you to your drug addict, they tell you that you have a disease.

And now I've been getting a lot of mileage out of that one, dude. I use it so cynically. Anytime anyone gets mad at them, they're like, oh, you're mad at a man with a disease? It's pretty, we gotta keep you away from the cancer ward, buddy. You're like the anti-patch Adams. Go to Disneyland, I'm knocking kids over. Little Timmy's on crushes.

Out of my way, little Timmy. Your legs are diseased? My spirit's diseased. I get the ride splashed down first. Fake orgasms, right? It kind of like gets in my head a little bit because it's like I'd like to think that I'm good at sex. But who knows?

Right, women can just be patronizing me like I'm a five-year-old with a shitty drawing. It's like, who's my big chest boy? Who's my big chest boy? As a matter of fact, you know what? We're going to take that condom, we're going to hang it up on the fridge. So I found out women fake orgasms. I was like, you know what, I don't like being lied to. Two can play at this game.

I started making orgasm, that's right. This is my moves. These are my moves, though. It's like you have a series of escalating grunts. And then you hit him with one last good. You hit him with one last good thrust, and then you throw some half and half on her back. I'm the wiser. I've been doing nothing. Do stand-up for a while.

People always ask them like, hey Austin, what's your backup plan in case stand-up doesn't work out? And you know what I say to those people? I say my backup plan is a little thing that I like to call killing myself. And if that doesn't work out, I'll go back to school. I feel some of you pulled away on the last joke, I get it, and you're like, oh great, he's up here, he's making suicide jokes. But I assure you, not a joke. You guys are clearly a smart crowd. I'm not going to kill myself, right?

Just a joke. Plus my brother killed himself, so it's kind of his thing now. I mean, even though it was originally my idea, a bit of a dick move to steal it, if you think you asked me, but I don't know, I'm sure if many of you guys had your brother. and your sister steal your clothes or steal your toys did your brother ever steal your way out these are fuck that jokes guys he's a fun that's a tragedy but people always ask you they're like if there's anything anything at all I can do please let me know and I go well how about a little sex you said anything oh what a man can't use his brother's death to get himself a little

Let me tell you something. That's not the kind of world that my brother went to live. I love it, Austin Train. Austin Train, everybody. I was worried we were going to get any suicide references from the comedians tonight. And we're batting 666 on suicide references. So great news.

Folks, let's go ahead and bring all of our contestants back out so they can have a seat for our game portion. I'm Felix, Camille Waters and Austin train. Good shit, everybody. Who's the short... Austin probably needs to sit in the shortest, in the tall, in the big boy. That's a good point.

All right, Camille, you get the big girl chair, and Austin, you get that one. I'm a big boy. You're a big boy. You're such a big boy. He's such a big boy. Let's go ahead and start off. Tyler, we've been keeping score

this whole time. Do you have any ideas about how everybody's doing so far? You know, I like everyone's sets. They all follow the rules. You're drinking four a love go out of a boot. He's killing his wife and a DUI and, you know, suicide. 500 points all across the board. They're all the time.

Yes. We love to hear it. All right. Well, now we're going to move on to our next game, the discomfort zone. This is, yeah, oh, is right. By the way. I love the delayed and vocal reaction. that a couple of the members of this crowd are having. This is around,

we've done some research on all of our comedians, all of our contestants. They have some shit on the internet that we have found, some questions, some things that they've done. Camille, you seem nervous. Austin and Guam seem totally non-plus. They are totally...

I bet you guys didn't find my sex tape. Did we find a sex tape? I did not find a sex tape. next day, but I will look for it after. We're going to look at see, we're going to change it right now in between. We're going to start up with Guam Felix. Guam, go ahead and

take a stand right over here. We want you to be in the hot stance position. Now, Guam, we, of course, all knew this about you, which is that you were on Let's Make a Deal. Guam was on Let's Make a Deal.

He dressed his Raiden from Mortal Kombat. Which is what Guam Gwam said finish him to people on Hollywood Boulevard when he was trying to get into the jerk him off also in that costume. And Guam on $50,000 on Let's Make a Deal. Now, when I met you, I had no idea that this was the case because, you know, I think you'd already spent all of them money by then, right, Guam?

Yeah, that's true. And I didn't know what you'd spend it on. I heard rumors, and then this, most recently, Jimmy O. Yang came out with a special where he talked about what happened with Juan. On national TV, he was so happy. And Wayne Brady was like, Quorum, congratulations.

What are you going to do with that $50,000? And he was like, we can keep your friends around. He went from the biggest loser I knew to the biggest winner I knew. Took care of all his voice. Took us to a lot of buffets. He even took us to the fanciest restaurant he knew. Bucca de PEPA.

It was awesome. But that money didn't last long. That 50 grand lasts about three months. And not only that, he didn't pay any taxes on it. So now he goes to IRS another 20 on top of that shit. I'm like, well, this is horrible. You worst off that you ever were! And all he said to me was like, see, that's how the government fucks you, dog?

So, yeah. You've already blown all that money. But I really, the question I have, like, obviously, you took your friends out. You did some nice things for your friends. But in that three months, mainly, clearly we're not spending all. of your money at buffets. So our question is, what are the three dumbest things he wasted the $50,000 on? I had to do the Las Vegas thing.

Did you have to do the Las Vegas thing? I had to do it. And I have a good buddy up there named Budge. And of course he took me to the strip club. So... Which one? Crazy Horse Three? No, we would do a Sapphire. Oh, it's a sapphire, yeah. They'll run you out of your money there real quick. there real quick. So this is very embarrassing and I'm going to say this but I actually paid a girl like a thousand dollars in the VIP just to basically tell me I'm

attractive and I'm sexy. You know coming out of prison and stuff I didn't nobody's ever told me that for a really long time. Especially now with a knife up to your neck yeah. Personally it was the best money that I ever spent to me Since then, they're acting in a woman that actually told me that, that is the kind of her heart. So, somebody please have sex with me. Let's see, three dumbest things. So that's one down, yeah.

This is going to be a much more longer and heartfelt answer than we were expecting, but I love it. Let me see. I'm pretty careful with my money, but I'm very generous. I'm very generous. So I was at Denny's. Right? Ballin. Yeah.

So, I'm so stupid. I literally, what I did you guys, I cashed the check, and I had like $40,000 cash on me. What? So I don't think it's the top thing to do, but the server, the server at Denny's was complaining about

how she had such a shit night. So I fucking, right before we left, I like fucking made it rain on her. And that was probably a good $1,000. So I don't know if she's dumb. I thought that was pretty good. That's pretty good.

The dumbest part is that she didn't tell you that she loved you and thought that you were sexy after that. And then probably the last thing, the dumbest thing that I probably bought was, I think that's a... Oh, I know. I went to Comic Con. And...

Oh, man. You guys were going to hate me for this. I bought a $2,000. Statue of radio Look at that moment I got rid of my going yes Just pat him on the head The only stuff

Because you guys believe it or not I've been doing a standoff and so long That was actually the very first time I was on television Because I never got picked to do stand-up on television And the last time the Guam has ever been on television That was the three dumbest things I think it's in the Guam Felix everybody

Hell yes Great Great answers honestly Can't beat that. But we're going to try to with Camille Waters. Camille, go ahead and take a stand. All right, Camille. You referenced this in your set.

And your Instagram and your social media handle that you're Whiskey Mom. Yeah, yeah. You're a drunk lady. Yes, all the time. All the time. All the time. And you told us this in the green room. You've only been doing stand-up comedy for a little while.

How long have you been doing stand-up for? Like a year and a half. A year and a half. So. I know. It's pretty solid, especially with that great set earlier, too. Wonderful jokes. But you have not caught on to the thing that, like,

comedians eventually find out that they should do, which is delete posts off their social media. So we went back on your old Twitter, and it was literally just you talking about being drunk in public, like, all the time. Like, this one's from 2009. This is the oldest tweet we have found on anybody on the show. I should not be allowed a phone when I'm drunk.

drunk point blank period. I think 2009 is like when Twitter came out. That might have been the first tweet. Yeah. It was the first tweet ever tweeting. Camille downloaded, heard that you could broadcast shit online. She's like, I can tell everybody about when I'm

drunk constantly. And you did. You continue to do that. You continue to tweet about being drunk. A lot. You called Chardonnay, the Four Logo of Wine, which was great. You've also, and I mean, we just literally, we just kept finding more and more tweets

where you're talking about being drunk. That's a little small, Tyler, can you tell me your favorite tweet off of this little collage here? Listen, fuck everybody who'm not still drunk right now. Remember this tweet? This tweet we found, this was at 737 AM when you tweeted this. And this, by the way, you're on the East Coast we tweeted, so it's actually 1037 a.m.

This game shows actually your inner bed. And really, you can't, like, with this many tweets, you can't keep... I was so nervous because I was like, I have... I only tweet when I'm drunk. These are drunk as tweets. Like, I don't even remember I have that app until I've had, like, three drinks. So I'm like, do I still have Twitter on my phone? Oh, I do?

Let's talk about some shit. I mean, this is a fun thing, though. Like, you must, you know, you get drunk and you go on the internet a lot, and surely you must have done some other things besides go on Twitter. so our question for you is oh I forgot there are some obvious times we can tell you were drunk without saying you were drunk

like this tweet I just want to be successful just Ernest at 11 p.m. That's my mother's birthday you're 14, that is my mom you guys had just had a long conversation all right now we're going to ask the real question which is what's the worst decision you ever made while drunk on the internet?

So there is... Let me just have this in the chamber, by the way, ready to go. There is this rap... I'm from D.C. There's a rapper from D.C. His name is Wale. And where he grew up around one of my friends from college. And I was, like, drunk on my phone. And I was like, I'm going to put Wale on my Instagram because we're all like in the same space. I don't know how I ended up in the VIP section with Waleigh.

It was not the place where I should have been as drunk as I was. And I put him on there and I was like, this is Waleigh, he's a rapper. But most people in D.C. know him as a guy who's not really from D.C. Like just started shitting on Waleigh. I instantly kicked out of the VIP section on my phone. I had to like get home, Uber at home.

My friends the next day were like, hey, where did you go? And I was like, I don't really even remember what happened. And then my one friend, Vijay, who was friends with Waleh, was like, you were so fucking rude to Waleh. And they told me what happened. I thought it was really funny, but it was on the internet for a little bit. It was on the internet.

You could have gotten World Star Hip-Hop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's Camille Waters' answer. Makes a much for Camille. Also, that's the worst decision. I used to be, I'm a sober person, I've been sober a long time, but I used to get drunk and do something on the internet. One time I blacked out and then I bought a suit that was the wrong size.

And I didn't know it was the wrong size until it arrived. And I was like, oh, I made a great call while I was blackout drunk. And then the suit was too small for me because I'd been drinking a lot. I was bloated at the suit. You can use it for like a Hulk act out. I wish. I wish we'd been friends then. You could have told me this. Good ideas when you're drunk.

Speaking of people who you have a lot of good ideas when they're drunk. Austin, Train. I was on Ambien from 2011 and I have Cilein disease. I'm gluten intolerant, so when I have bread, I become intolerant. That's funny. What was that funny? Yeah. All right. Austin, we found some stuff.

Austin and I've known each other a long time. I've seen Austin through some real weird times in his life. Oh, God. Most recently. I saw this post Austin used to live in LA and then he just kind of vanished from Los Angeles and I did know what happened

and then eventually we found a little bit of just some clues drip dropped on his Instagram and this weird Zion post or Sedona, Arizona basically it's Austin announcing to the general public that he has been diagnosed with bipolar disorder and that I think you heard a big manic episode around the time that you left LA

Yeah, I went nuts Yeah I had not fucking get out of bill Yeah. Anyway, it's better than the other it gets better. It's a very vulnerable,

don't you worry. Because this is a thing, comics, we bring a lot of good comedy out of tragedy, right? And you had some great tweets from this time. You talked about being in rehab and meeting a man

who thought that demons sabotaged his babe. Very low-level demons, right? Usually demons, like, trying to start wars and shit, but demons are just fucking up your babe. And of course, you talked about it earlier in your set,

but you also did it deal with your brother committing suicide, which in this wonderful tweet, my brother killed himself, I had my heartbroken, and I grew a mustache. Looks like it's time for a manic episode, baby. You're getting warmed up right here, man. Now, this leads me, you know, we were thinking about... Facial hair is like bays for hair, right?

Yeah. Mustache or like cymbroons. That we were thinking, you know, obviously all this stuff is a lot to deal with. But one of our favorite games to play in discomfort zone, we get some classic questions to me, would you rather some fuck-marry kills? And we felt there'd be no better way

to address these three things with a fuck-marry kill for you. We want you to fuck marry and kill going to rehab, having a manic episode, and your brother killing you. himself. Wait, is that like a double negative? I mean, it's up to you.

Is he a Frankenstein? I'll definitely kill going to rehab. That sucks. You know, I was in rehab. The first day I checked in, the guy was checking out my, do my forms. He had a seizure. It's not a good sign.

Yeah, I was like, God is telling me to keep getting fucked up. Yeah. My brain's way better than this guy's brain. I gotta get the fuck out of here. I guess I still got some good time left. Yeah. I want to, let's see.

You definitely, wait a minute. So kill going to rehab. That's where we're starting. Kill going to rehab. Yeah. Now, I will, if you can be manic forever,

it kind of rules. It feels great. It's the opposite of depression. So you're like, I'm Superman. and then crash. But if you can keep that going forever, let's marry, man, get us on.

There you go. Fuck my brother's killing. You just wanted to feel that feeling one more time. Train everybody. It's answers all the way around. That was the discomfort zone. And Tyler, let's go in here

how they're doing on the points. All right, all right, Jay. Boy, I also just finished, so I'm still calculating this out here. Oh, you know what? You know what we can do when Tyler's being slow is we can boo Tyler for being slow.

Are you going to give me any extra points for that? Maybe you should. All right, yeah, I'll get extra 50 points for that. All right, Camilla Glam are tied with 1100 points and Austin is going to leave with 1,400 points. 1,450 points. Very good. I like this.

I like this. I like this a lot. We have a real tight game. It's still anybody's game. Hey, can I say something about discomfort? Yeah. I think it's very rude that you guys know that I'm an ex-convict and you guys got the fucking stools for prison.

Can I get a fucking softer stool? Right. Fucking too much time. Yeah, exactly. Too much. I thought you had the prison you had software school. Oh. You know, give yourself a couple points for that.

Yeah. 300. We are now going to play. Like I said, we have a special round. on our Veterans Day. And it's not usually different holidays when we play this game,

but it felt appropriate to play tonight. You guys have all heard of Now That's what I call music. This is a game called Now That's what I call music that was banned after 9-11. Yeah, we're getting to the fucked up portion

of the show, for sure. I don't know if you guys knew this. There was, after 9-11 happened, there was this radio company called Clear Channel Radio. And they released a list. So we got people doing Clear Channel, I think tracks for San Diego.

Absolutely. Clear Channel released a memo that was all their radio stations. They said they were not allowed to play a bunch of songs. It was like 150-something songs. Like all of rage against the machine was on that list. When the list got announced, Celebration by Cool and the Gang was playing. That was not on the list.

They just let it slide. They let it roll through. But we found some songs that were on the list and not on the list. and we are going to have the comedians' guests and see if they can figure out what songs are banned on 9-11. This is all right, Jay. Celebration by Coley Gang was playing the day after 9-11, not the day of 9-11?

That's agree, yeah, it was the day after 9-11. It was not the day of 9-11. That would have been real, fucking weird timing. Was that PJ Osama? We're going to start off. We're going to start off with just an example so you guys see what we're talking about here. So this, uh, or Lanus Morseh.

She had a song that was banned. Was it ironic or was it right through you? Audience, do you guys think you know what it is? Right through you? Everybody thinks it's right through you? A couple people think it's ironic. The correct answer is, ironic was banned.

Unfortunately, half of the audience would not have gained any points on that game. But now we're going to get to find out which ones we think you get in the game. We understand our plan. Were they worried that people were going to think dialogue was ironic or something? I think they were. Let's go and start off.

This next song was by Frank Sinatra. Which Frank Sinatra was banned? Was it New York, New York, or come fly with me? The audience is all saying, come fly with me. Guam, Camille, and Austin, y'all got a chance to guess. I'm going to say, come fly with me. I'm gonna go with New York City. That he kind of fucked up

after New York gets hit, they banned its number one song, so I'm gonna go with Come Fly with me. All right. Tyler, which Frank Sinatra song was banned? That was a couple people, yeah, you guys guessed that one right, for obvious reasons. We're not gonna fly through the very heart of it.

Give that one, yeah, we got Camille's the only one who got points on that one. You know Camille. All right, your next option. Which song by Jerry Lee Lewis was banned? Great balls of fire

or a whole lot of shaking going on. The audience is thinking really hard on this one. Everybody can get, everybody, a whole lot of shaking going on. Ray's saying a whole lot of shaking going on. I like that. Great balls of fire.

What do we think, comics? Guam, Camille, Austin. I'm going to say great balls of fire because he's the one that would actually like the piano of fire, right? I think so. Yeah, I think he was the guy that did that. No. Yeah, that's my guess.

Great balls of fire. Jay, just personally, whenever I see a piano on fire, I think of all the lives are a lot of something. That's what I think of? Camillo, Austin, what do you guys think? I'm going great balls of fire. I think we all know great balls of fire can't melt steel. great balls of fire it is. That's great balls of fire, yes.

That's points for everybody. Now we're going to make things a little bit harder. We're going to ratchet it up. We're going to add one more song. We're going to risk. We're going to ratchet it up, all right? Brandy's thinking about other things to do with ratchet straps later tonight, Tyler. We'll give her a couple more points for that.

Rainey, you play a card that you made a prize in it. You're going to add one more song. see which one was banned. Only one of these three songs was banned per artist. Let's start with our next artist. Billy Joel. Which song was banned? Only the Good Die Young.

We didn't start the fire or Uptown Girl. A lot of, we didn't start the fires. A couple Only the Good Die Youngs. No Uptown girls, which... One Uptown girl. All right. The other guys had a manning episode is doing Uptown girl. I like that.

Comics, what do you guys think, contestants? go with the obvious we didn't start at the fire. I'm gonna go with Only the Good Die Young. Fuck it, let's go Uptown Girl. It's Only the Good Night Young, unfortunately.

Camille gets some more points on this one. Nice work. Camille just knows the songs. We're going to next time. All right, Tyler, let's see our next artist. Which Dave Matthews' band song was banned? Was it crash into me, lying our graves, or say goodbye?

It sounds pretty unanimous crash into me. We got one say goodbye. Did David Matthew say two, 9-11? I think we got like seven or eight guys in the band, which is, I think, the amount of hijackers that were on that day. Who knows? All right, let's go with Guam. What do you think?

I'm Matthew's band. I'm going to see. D, all of the above. I'm gonna go with Crash into me, because that's exactly what happened on the other side. Yeah, a bunch of times is what happened. Camille?

I mean, this is like listening to The Simpsons. I'm gonna go with Lionar Graves. Okay, Austin, what are you going with? I think they really missed an opportunity to simply ban Dave Matthews. Let's play it, Tyler. It was Crash.

to me. Nice work to Guam and Austin. All right now we're going to ratchet it up one more time with a little bit of a switch-up. We're going to name an artist, and we're going to show you four songs. Three of them were banned.

One of them was not banned. You're going to have to guess which one was the one that was not banned. I know. It's a real trick. We're really tricking it up on these three. Let's see your first band. Elton John. Which of these Which of these Elton John songs was not banned?

Was it Benny and the Jets? Was it Daniel? Was it Rocket Man? Or was it watching the planes go by? Okay, okay. We got some Daniel, we got some Rocket Man, we got some watching the planes go by. Anyway, wait, is that one person said Benny and the Jets?

Is anybody? Okay, we got one guy thinking, a couple people thinking Benny and the Jets. There's no way white people who are banning Binning the Jets. Honestly, yeah. They'd be like trying to buy on Sweet Caroline right after another 11th.

It's not going to happen. We've got one vote for Benny and the Jets. Juan, what do you think? I'm very offended by that you pick Elton John the fact that I'm a convict, so there's a lot of gay stuff going on behind bars. And a lot of gay stuff going on in Elton John's bars, too.

Yeah, exactly. I'm going to have to go with Daniel. We're gonna go Daniel? Yeah, Daniel. All right, we got Daniel. What about you, Austin? Which one do you think was not banned? Got to be Daniel.

This is a song about his brother. Like, the other ones are all about rockets and jets. It's a soft song for his brother. And the one that was banned or was not banned? Watching the planes go by. It's watching the planes go by. This one was not banned. What?

How? How? I'm fucking Daniel banned. Confused about this one, too. I'm gonna look up the lyrics to Daniel Elton John. Oh, Daniel is tra- I mean the opening lyrics are Daniel is traveling tonight on a plane and I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain

and I can see Daniel waving goodbye. I mean, listen, none of the people on those planes thought they were headed to New York either. To be fair. To be fair. Okay. Jay, Daniel is flying spirit. Now he's definitely playing spirit. All right, we got one more song, and now that's what I call music band after 9-11.

One song was not banned by ACDC. Which one was it? Was it Highway to Hell? Was it safe in New York City? Was it thunderstorm struck or was it shot down in flames? And I'm just going to point this out. After Rage Against the Machine, which had their entire song catalog band, ACDC had the most songs banned.

They had nine songs bands. So only one of these was not banned. We got one thunderstruck. We got a couple thunderstruck. We got a couple of thunderstruck. Yeah, shot down in flames. Okay. Highway to Health Safe in New York City.

Bold options. Contestants, what do you all think? I'm going to go with Safe in New York City because it's very unsafe there. You're going to say that's the one that was not banned. That's the one that's not banned. I'm just going for that one. Okay, I don't understand the logic, but we will allow the answer.

Camille, what do you think? It's got a Florida state. Yeah, that's good point. Camille, what do you think? I feel like maybe, it's probably not right, but I'm going high with the hell. Yes. I think it's too commercial and they... They didn't take a highway.

They didn't, yeah, they didn't take a highway. That's a great point. You there, 933 crashed in a field by highway, so that should count. All right, Tyler, you should take points away from yourself for that one. Austin, what do you think? I feel like if you ban 1-8, if you ban one-eighths and easy song, you have to ban all of them, because they're all the same song.

You know, like, uh... It's pretty much. I'm gonna go Thunderstroke. The song that was not banned was... Thunderstruck. Austin Train, only points on that round. And that was, now that's what I call music. That was banned after 9-11.

Wow, wow, wow, Tyler. How is everybody doing on points? All right, Jay, all right. In third place, is Camillo with 1300 points. And second place, go on with 500 points. First way, Austin's 1650 points. Wow, this is very good. Close.

It's tight. One of these three will go home tonight is the title of most fucked up comedian, and they will win the prizes that we bought at Goodwill within 10 minutes of entering the store and immediately leaving. Shout out to Donna at Goodwill, who is very helpful in our process.

Now we're going to play a game that I know these comics have been worried about the entire show. This is a game called Intuitment, everybody. Yes. Now, like I mentioned, we have a very social media heavy presence on the show tonight,

especially with people who have not deleted any tweets in the past. Some people in comedy delete tweets, and these brave nobodies did not delete any tweets, which is great news. Because we've all said some things on social media that we probably shouldn't have, right? Ray and Brandy are both just looking wistfully at like,

yeah, we said some real fucked up things in the past on our session days. But we're not here to cancel anybody. We're in fact to look at what we posted that's real weird or off-teller in the past and be like, hey, you know what? It was weird, and that's fine. And that's why we always start off with one of my old tweets. I have my minions do my research, and I never know what they pull for my tweets. And we're going to have the comedian's guest right along with me on this round.

Let's start out with mine. I'm not sure what it is, and I'm always nervous. Okay. This is from March 7, 2014. Scene on my run, blank. You bet your ass, I saluted him. This one?

You know this my PJ? Any recollection at all? I have no fucking idea with this. We have one reach week. So one person reached me in like... Yeah. Nobody liked this week. Just run weeks.

He was like, yeah, of course you've got to salute whoever the fuck you saw. They just agreed with me. Mel Gibson. Mel Gibson. Obama. Honestly, in Hollywood, it could have been anybody. Great guesses.

You guys have any guesses of who could be before we see some options? What's the comic talk? Triumph the Comic Talk. That's a fun option. May Romney. Mel Gibson? We did have somebody say Mel Gibson. Weird Al.

That's good. I like that. Mel Gibson dressed as Obama. I would definitely salute Mel Gibson in blackface. in black face. I absolutely would. That's the only reaction that you could. Yeah, that's a real brain part. For sure. I don't need this blue paint.

I need the shoe polish, no. All right. Let's see some options. Seen on my run. Guy wearing full head-to-to-tail camouflage sweatpants. You bet your ass, I saluted him. The veteran liked that one alive. Just one of the veterans.

How did you see him? I don't know how I saw him. I don't know. Hey. Seen on my run. Homeless man playing the star-spangled banner on a beat-up trumpet. You bet your ass I saluted him.

I would have hired that. I'd go to opening it. Scene on my run. Seen on my run, buffed dude rocking a full back tattoo of a crying eagle wrapped in an American flag. You bet your ass, I salute.

I think that guy, I think I was locked up with that guy. Actually, I do think I know what this one was, but I'm gonna go with the comedians. You guys take a guess first, see which one you think it is. I'm gonna go with the guy that had the big back tattoo. Yeah, I'm glad to going with back tattoo. Because it's crying, people?

Like, that's so specific. I thought about the homeless one, but I've never seen a homeless person with a trumpet as an instrument. Maybe the guitar. Definitely shopping cart. I'm going to go to the third one as well. Yeah, I originally was going to go with the homeless person one, because I do remember where I lived in Los Angeles at this time,

and it was a real dicey corridor in Los Angeles. But honestly, the full back, this is such a specific thing that I do feel like it is the Crying Eagle wrapped in an American flag. And so let's see, I think this is the one. Let's see what it is. No, fuck, it's the homeless. Man. If we find that guy, we will get him to open for us next time we're down here in San Diego.

He should be doing caps. Not to start really well. All right, let's go ahead and get on with Guam. Guam, go ahead and take a stand in the hot stand. This tweet was from March 13, 2015. No likes, no retweets. I don't watch Blank in real life. Juan, do you have any concept of what you were doing at this time in your life?

No Boy, that was a while ago. It was a while ago. It was eight years ago? Yeah, eight years ago. 3.35 p.m. I'll be really surprised if I could remember what the hell I'd be back eight years ago. They get a guest, right?

If you guys have any guesses before we show our options, do y'all have any... GMC. I don't know one's question. I'm a real athlete in real life. I like that motivational weirdly sure cool we'll go with that oh it's Kenny Powers oh okay that's you know what actually that's like we're gonna give Kenny Powers guy a couple points let's I don't watch porn I jerk off in public in real life now that that tracks um it does in the band too he already lived in the bang bus I feel like that fits all right let's Go ahead and find out. Guam, if you think you know what's one it is, remember, don't say it,

because Camille and Osner are going to get a chance to guess. Let's start off. I don't watch Empire Fox because I watch too many black people fight in real life. Option two, I don't watch Twitch because I already hang out with enough gamer virgins in real. Option three. I don't watch Gray's Anatomy because I don't even go to the doctor. You guys think it's that one? All right. Ray and Brandy think it's this one. Austin, Camille, which one do y'all think it is?

Uh, shit. I like the third one. I like the third one, because I know he lives in a van, and it's like it's hard to go from van to doctor. Different socioeconomic structure. Yeah, Guam does seem like he gets his blood pressure checked at Valvalene. That's... All right. You're tough.

Higher pressure is 35. Your readings are 135 over 75. Shockingly healthy. Camille, what do you think? Yeah, as a fellow thick person with Guam and ponytail enthusiast. And see, we don't go to the doctor. Guam, do you know which one's the real tweet?

I have no idea. I can't remember. That was so long ago, seriously. Do you want a guess? Do you want to see if you can figure out your answer? It might have been the first one. Because, you know, I do work security of in Hollywood, so I probably saw a bunch of fights.

So that's why I'm guessing it might be the first one. Let's see the real answer. It is the first one! And I can't attest. I think this was, yeah, you probably just started working up in Hollywood. So there's a lot of black people. We saw a lot of black people. I was working on Hollywood Boulevard,

and there was always fights in the streets, like, nonstop. No, seriously. Like, Gayneau has been out. Hollywood, right down in the Walk of Fame. Everybody's fighting. Everything in the Walk of Fame. Top time. All right, let's go ahead and we want to Camille.

Let's see what you got it tweeted. I have no idea what any of these tweets. Yeah. We actually, all right, so we found this one of the rare tweets that was not about alcohol. You probably tweeted this while you're blackout drunk because this is 10.36 p.m. Western time, Pacific time.

So that's going to be like 1.30 in the morning. Eastern time? Yeah, that's my senior year of college since. By the way, I do want to just say how much I admire that you were tweeting so constantly,

and yet for literal years, you still had no likes or retweets. Like, your friends didn't even toss you a pity like. They were like, those bitches, we, she's got a problem. We gotta worry about her. This tweet says,

I'm watching this movie called Two Blank. This guy needs some planks right in the front. This guy's been waiting for somebody making Two Girls Won't Up reference. All right. Two drunk girls, two drunk men, two girls one up.

June 21st, 2012. Let's see your options. Remember, Camilla, if you think you know the real deal, don't tell us. Let's see some options. I'm watching this movie called Two Hundred-year-old vampire

commits statutory rape. Damn. We did see on your old tweets. You are a Twilight fan. We know you're Twilight fan. I'm watching this movie called Two Black Dute and Old Guy and Kurt Russell. I'm watching

this movie called Two Girls One Cup. Sequel play. This guy's psychic right here in the front. It's a good movie. It's a good movie. The special effects are crazy, dude. It was, but she could have discovered in 2010?

It's a classic. You could play the game? Nobody knows when that movie came out? She actually wrote the screenplay in 2010. I mean, honestly, you seem like more of a BME Pain Olympics kind of guy. It's literally a joke for just these two other internet denizens in the front row. For everybody who's not poisoned by the internet, that's a movie, it's one of those videos where a guy who chops his dick off.

All right, Wab and Austin. Which one do y'all think is a real tweet? I think, I'm going to go with the one that said Kurt Russell. Because he's done so many movies that, you know, if she was drunk, you know, it was like two o'clock in the morning. You know, she was probably watching some movie with Kurt Russell even. That's a, I honestly, that's a pretty good movie. pretty good reason.

I think I'm going to go with the Twilight one, the 200-year-old vampire committing satisfaction of right? I mean, that's the alternative title. In foreign markets, that's what they call it.

Camille, which one do you think is a real tweet? I don't know. A lot of Twilight references in my Twitter page. The correct answer is two black tunes old guy and Kurt Russell. What fucking movie is that? It's how it's thing. Is that, is that, was that grind house? The one you

know, right? He's the thing, we looked this up. It's the thing. It's the thing. He's David and the other guy. Oh, at the end, yeah, at the end there's two, the two black dudes, old guy and for Russell at the very end. And we rule. What movie? The thing, the thing. I've never seen that movie. Makes you different. You never seen that movie.

Uh, yes. Period. All right, let's get you and tweeted. Let's see. There we go. Back with get. We're doing it. Yeah, like Ash Ketcham.

Ready to catch your mistakes. Everybody is talking about Black Friday. Oh, I'm a bad boy now. You tweeted this November 2nd, 22. So this is around the season. We're at right now. 5.21 p.m. No likes, no retweets.

early on in my Twitter game. Now I'm getting like two or three. So I don't know, maybe I made a joke about Mexican Wednesday or something. I'm sorry. I was on the ambient. Guam, Camille, do you have any thoughts and many guesses before we show those options?

No, no, no. All right. Let's, I mean, let's see Austin get hoisted by his own pittard here. Austin, everybody's talking about black fries. Does that have anything to do with Ashy Wednesday? Option two. Black Twitter would have ate that up. Not been the most like tweet of all time.

There's no way that's it. That's too good. Option two. Everybody is talking about Black Friday. No one is talking about White Power Thursday. Hey, by the way... Well, just quick note, they did have... They did have a white, yeah, White Power Thursday on prisons.

This will let you think of that. Everybody's talking about Black Friday. I'm more interested in Milato Sunday. Half a reason. You can say that. It's okay. More interested in, Milo Sundays have fun.

That's a nice day date, you know? Don't remember. Let's get Wom and Camille to guess first. And then if you think you know what the real one is, I mean, you kind of the nail on the head with the Mexican Wednesday thing. You know yourself. Yeah.

Well, I'm Camille. Which one do you think it is? I'm going to go with the Aschie, but that's hilarious. If somebody famous, you tweeted that, I think we would have got like a billion on this. Camille, what do you think?

I'm going also with Ashley Wednesday, and I am following you tonight on Twitter. That was the funniest shit I've ever heard. Ashby. Austin, do you know which one it is? Um, I know what's where I wanted to be. I think it's Mulatto Sunday. It is Mulatto Sunday!

We all wrote that. Hey, you guys are funny. Can you guys write from my Twitter? Austin Train, everybody. Right, we have made it to the end of the game. Tyler is going to finish telling up the points, but we're going to finish telling up the points. telling of the points, but we get an audience poll. We got to tie this in with the points and see who was the most fucked up. So remember, clap for whoever you think was the funniest and most fucked up tonight. Go ahead and make it loud.

If you think that Guam was the most fucked up comedian this year. Camille was the most fucked up comedian this evening. Clap if you think that Austin was the most fucked up comedian this evening. You got to take it to the official tally. Tyler, go ahead and tell us what the final scores are. All right. Everybody's a surprise. at Goodwill. 10 minutes. All right, third place.

Camille was 1,600 points. Second place, wrong, is 1,700 points. And first place, awesome, was 8,150. Yeah. Let's go ahead and give them their prizes. Tyler, go ahead and tell them what they've won. All right, here we go. I'm just going to hand it because it's awkward,

so I've got to walk all the way out. Hey, third place, you got this. It's a Fahrenheit 9-11, the reader. That's rare. We found this at Goodwill. Under 10 minutes, we found it. Here you go. Third place, you got it.

Wow, that's it. All right, second place. United 93, the DVD. He's like, can you believe this is this here? I was like, give it to me. We're going to buy it right now, and now it's yours. Thank you, thank you. And, of course, the Grand Prize, first place.

World Trade Center on Oscar Stone. All overstock, we did it. Yeah. And we do a big prize. You also get the official. Get out of cancellation green card. Girl. We miss you up there.

Yeah. We do have a few audience prizes. All right, the audience. We have people, I will say, our best person who told us did the most fucked up week. Oh, am I going to get this one out? Oh, okay, I guess you should get this one out. All right, Tyler, you're going to give them their prizes. We got two prizes for two different options.

for two different audience members. We had some people who told us they had fucked up weeks, and I just want to recognize a couple people who told us they had some real fucked up weeks with some good answers. Our third place person is Sammy, who said there was an accident under my watch

at work. It was pretty fucked up, Sammy. Second place was DeAngelo. DeAngelo sat on my balls, dot, dot, dot, dot again. There's DeAngelo. That happened. Honestly, I wouldn't have guessed that you got long balls, dog.

But the number one most fucked up week and the winner of a prize from Tyler is for David. David, oh, our Two Girls One Cut fan, which is... Actually, I think this is fitting. Guy died in a porta potty at work. Damn.

You were. win the Duck Dynasty I'm dreaming of a redneck Christmas year. Oh, Duck Dynasty. And we'd also like to give a prize to our version is one of the most points from the audience, which is Brandy! Yeah! ...discion points by George W. Mish. Our governition.

The action is sex point inside of this. Now folks, obviously all of our comedians and all of you guys have been so much fun tonight. We've done this in some of fucked up places. But we don't want to get you out of you out. get you out of here on a bad notes. We're gonna cleanse your palettes. Everybody's gonna tell us one clean, wholesome joke to get us out of here.

I know, aw, that's right. So let's go out and hear some clean, wholesome jokes. Let's start off with Guam Felix. Okay, so, um... Stand up. Oh, sorry, I'm sorry. Sorry.

I started reminiscing about the cold steel in prison and sitting on this fucking chair. All right. So, you guys, before I got locked up, this is, I'm being very honest. I actually, my girlfriend at the time, got pregnant. So, you know, we're not together anymore, this and that. And 18 years later, she calls me, and she goes,

she calls me, and she goes, listen, I just got to tell you something, our son just found out that he's going to be Valley Victorian from his high school. And that is a true story, guys. You guys, I started crying. Seriously, I started crying on the phone. And it was because I just realized that's not my fucking son. So you guys know, I'm a mom, so I'm doing all the millennial mom things. I'm gentle parenting.

Yeah, which is kind of hard because my daughter's not gentle childing. But I have realized there's certain things that I can't really correct her as a gentle parent. Like the other day, my daughter was running around. living room being very cute and out of nowhere she slapped my husband in the face with a bag of veggie chips and I didn't know what to do as a gentle parent so I did the first thing that came to my mind I laughed so hard that I swallowed my gum and I told my husband if you didn't want to get chipped you might want to dip raised my grandmother and my grandmother is the Swedish lady who loved me like my

favorite person in the world. But she's the problem where she's like give you a little too much information sometimes, right? We're having a nice little chat we're talking about the weather, we're talking about family, and she goes, oh, Austin, I don't know if you remember this or not, but when you were younger, your parents and I

we thought that you had autism. I was like, and? So we learned how you tested. It was like, and? And she goes, oh, it was so long ago. I don't remember. Yeah So like the show, please follow

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