WRONG! A Fucked Up Game Show - #12 – JUST LEARNED ABOUT THE SLAVE TRADE (ft. Don Barris, George Perez, Sarah Tiana)

Episode Date: January 10, 2024

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Hello, everybody. Welcome to another podcast edition of Wrong, a dark comedy game show. That's right. Title Change. SEO friendly. Still the same wrong you know and love. But now, hopefully, we don't get throttled by the algorithm. Wonderful news. New Year, new us, new wrong. Well, same old wrong. Anyway, I'm rambling. I'm Jay Light. I'm your host. and today we are bringing you one of my favorite episodes from last year. This one was filmed at the Comedy Store on the 4th of October, featuring comedy and all sorts of wrong stuff from Saratiana, George Perez, and the late-night legend Don Barris.

This is a real fun time. I know you guys are going to enjoy it. I certainly had a blast making this one happen at the store. Speaking of the Comedy Store, we are back there February 12th. So definitely check us out there if you're in the L.A. area. You can get your tickets now at beacons.ai slash wrong game show. Thank you so much for listening. And if you would like to support the show,

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So keep your eyes peeled. We'll drop those ticket links, hopefully starting in next week's episode. But if not, definitely by the end of the month. But keep your eyes peeled. All the links for all of our future shows are in the show notes. For ado, let's get wrong. We're live from the world-famous comedy store here in Hollywood, California. Our first comedian host, the longest running comedy, excuse me, the longest-running show on comedy store history over 3 by year.

It's a ding-nog show. If you pay him some money, he might show you his ding-dong in his pants, it's Don Bearers. They're late on MTV's your mama, and he's been to prison. Everybody pull out your shanks for George Perez. The past comments are written on everything, including the Comedy Central Rose. And she's from a small town in the south. Let's find out if she's a Georgia Peach. Or Georgia Karen and Sierra Tierra!

This is the first time I've ever been booed by the contestants right out of the game. Makes a noise for that gumption. I like that. Bowing Tyler. No noise for Tyler, many of us. We're allowed to boot. On one, let's all practice, Booh Tyler. Everybody booed Tyler.

You're well, see, fucked up right there. You're supposed to hit the space bar. Can I mention something? During my intro, Mr. Fukwado over there and fucked up my intro, stumbled his fucking words. How long did he have to rehearse? He's had at least two weeks to rehearse that. He didn't do that.

But that's okay. Folks, we're gonna be wrong tonight. We are very excited. We got a wonderful panel of comedians, and we're going to find out all sorts of different wrong things about them tonight. We're going to go to some dark, fucked up places as a group collectively.

Can we all agree? We're in that same boat together. Tyler's gonna be keeping score the whole time based on how funny and fucked up these comedians are. How are all y'all feeling, by the way? Are you guys feeling good? You feeling ready to be wrong? You want the truth? Yeah. When I came here, I thought, boy, this can be a great show and it looks like the

audience is wonderful. Then Tyler fucked up my end. I'm a fucking dick, thanks for nothing. I'm gonna charge a points, Don, so I'm just saying. You should have brought you. You're gonna deduct any points for that? He has a punch-me face-hound.

He's got a dumb fucking hair to, I'll tell you that. Hey, fuck you, man. Just get on with the show. Honestly, I feel very out of place. I should be deciding which one murdered who. Like, I was called in as for the investigation to decide who in the lineup I witnessed murdering someone else. That includes both of us too. Oh, absolutely, yeah.

I feel like I'm at court waiting with my lawyer. I just gnaw the audience and she would kind of, oh, the girl sits up in everybody, I'm hoping you lose, so I don't have to face you for the next 20 years. Folks, we're off to a roaring start, let's go and get the start with our first round, let's get fucked up. fucked up. Let's start, let's start, ask these comedians to prepare a little set of their darkest, most fucked up jokes. It could be mean, it could be dark, it could be dirty, it's going to be fucked up.

And you might hear some fucked up jokes like Tyler and I, we just want to make sure you know the kind of the caliber of joke you might be hearing. We already got the Pope Dick Talk, which is actually, honestly, that's a great place to start. That's a good place. But Tyler, you got a dark joke, ready? Someone told me, hey, Tyler, there's nothing worse than beating a dead horse. I said, yeah, there is beating a live horse. What a dick, man. I like that.

Don't act like you could afford a horse. I know, he said, whore. Goes both ways. I got a fucked up joke. I grew up in the South. I think my lips are proof of that. I think my lips are proof

that someone in my family definitely fucked a slave. Holy shit. I'm the great now. I will. Not the most of my family tree, birch, maybe ash, but there's a little stripe of mahogany, somewhere in the 1800s for sure. So now you're the kind of fucked up notes from right here, right?

You ready for this? But yeah, let's go ahead and start. We're going to see what we think is fucked up from Don Barris, everybody. Make a lot for Don Barrett! Thank you, thank you for much. First of all, let me just see if I have anything in common with you guys. How many people here are like, the fuck? All right, good.

I only got a few. Now, here's what I'm going to do right now. I always do this, and it's been working on my act all the time. I pick up two people in this audience. Show's over. I wait downstairs, and when you come out there, I beat the fuck. And I'm not going to stop. Let's say you're bigger than me.

I'll throw a brick in your fucking head. Let's see you fight back with a brick. Wait a minute. Is everybody going to be running in front of me that all the time? Oh, that's funny. You pieces of shit. I take my, I take my, my job seriously all right I just want to say first of all I have never eaten the

vagina of the squirrel so yeah now that you know that all right I'm gonna tell you a little story and keep in mind this is a joke I'm not I've never eaten the what do I want to slap the fuck I don't know why but you might be one of the two guys for sure all right so I'm driving in Northern Michigan I hit something with my Now, have you ever been in an accident before? When you're in an accident, the adrenaline starts going through you. Now, to me, what it did, it made me obsessed with figuring out. Oh my God, what did I just hit?

So in the car finally came to a stop. I'm literally on the ground feeling around. And there it was. It was not doing very well. I saw the tail wag a little bit, but it wasn't that fun loving wagging that you've become very used to watch them in trees getting nuts. So the next 45 minutes, I'm looking at this, and I'm thinking, oh my God. And then at the end of the 45 minutes, I'm very sorry to say we lost a squirrel. You hardly son of a bitch.

So, I'm watching, at first, I'm like, I'm like thinking, oh my God, what if this is a mommy's girl right here? And what if back home has a, what do they call their children? Chittles? Okay, so there's all these children waiting back at home. And I started thinking, I was going to say, wait a second. How do you have just ruined a family? And I started really coming down on myself. But I kept looking at this squirrel hoping something, a miracle would happen.

But as I saw things turned it for the worst, I knew it was almost over. And I thought to myself, what could I do to make this squirrel's last moments on this earth? So like the squirrel's pussy. Oh, look at some of you fucks. You know what was coming, you assholes. I told you at the beginning. You know what this show's so. Wait, this guy right here, don't you just want to slap over the picture?

Um, wow. Don Barris, everybody. Who didn't cut? Who the... Jack and soda. Let's get Sarah a jack and soda please. And a soul. An assault. Don't you want anything? So one of you chicks use your mouth to do something. Chick, what are you

Wages over there? Can you get one of the chicks to do something to John's pop up with their mouth? The producers are going to figure that out. My minions are going to figure that one out. We're going to go and move on to your next comic and find out of a week. Everything is fucked up.

Make it out for George Perez, everybody. I like to do Coke and watch Fox News. I'm a citizen I'm allowed to. You know, it's weird. I'm coked out watching Fox News and you want to fuck Lauren Ingram. She came out. She talks to people. She came out.

She's like, did you know boys can wear dresses to school? I was like, fuck, I couldn't even wear a Raider jersey. Who's fighting for my right? So I'm dating a day shift stripper right now. Even she took a drink like that. I know her. It's weird to date a horror of responsibilities. She gets up at 11.

Ryan's dick till 6. Comes home. So, what are you doing? I want your fox nose, then. One day she came home with like this story and I was like what the fuck are we getting clothes? She was like where were you born George? I'm like I'm a citizen bitch She's like no what hospital? I was like oh St. Joseph's better not fucking move I'm like where were you born? She was like oh I was born at plant parenthood

That's what I did. Hey. What kind of assurance you got? Like people ain't born at Planned Parenthood, babe. She's like, I know. My mom was having an abortion, and I came out in the waiting room. I was like, fuck, you hard day shift. She was cool, though, and shit.

Like, I would have vacuum around her, and she would never get mad. Thank you, guys. George Perez, everybody. Thanks a noise for George Perez. This is the wrestling shit, Sarah. I don't know what's going to. I'm going to be tonight's top story. Everybody, make it loud for the future top story tonight. Sarah Tia!

My mother, my son is dumb. Oh, he's a fucking idiot, you know, like, I can love with him. We're definitely gonna let him play football. We're like, it's okay. It's definitely hard to be a parent in this day and age, because books, make you gay? Did you guys know that? Abandon books, because they make you gay. Which I kind of heard my whole life in the South growing up. Like, what are you reading?

Gay. Even sound gay. You know, it's like the bluest eye and worm loves worm and green eggs in cock. I mean, that one sounds like. And I'm like, why do people think books make you gay? But if you think about it, the people who believe books make you gay are also the people that believe if you're gay, a book will make you straight. book being The Diary of Man Frank, you know.

Honestly made me straight. I was like, I don't want to just be a girl in an attic with a cat, you know? I better start fucking news. Okay, I was not, I was not born in Georgia. I was born in Northern California. We moved to Georgia when I was five because my parents always wanted to live on the East Coast. The parents did not go to college. And I knew we were different immediately.

immediately because everyone was, everyone called me a Yankee, you know, at five. I was like, oh, California wasn't in the war. Why am I calling it the war? It would be a very long time to make friends. But I really knew how different we were when I was 13 years old because in Calhoun, Georgia, we got a cracker barrel. And it was such a big deal, because we'd never seen waitresses before. We were like, is this prime? Like, we were very busy all the time.

And my friends, the school kept complaining like, oh, it's so busy. we can't never get in Cracker Barrel. And I said, oh, well, we go every Sunday morning at 10 a.m. And there ain't nobody in there. And that's when I realized we didn't go to church. And that's when I knew we were different. So I told my parents, I said, I want to go to church. And they said, all right, we'll drive you.

And they just rode me to a church. The closest one. And it was this little Methodist church. And they put me in a Bible study. And I was 13, and everybody was five. So I was like, I'm a little dominate. Right. E-DA, right?

But I ain't never heard none of these stories before, and I had a lot of questions. Now I don't know if y'all go to church, but questions, that ain't their thing. Churches aren't like, bring us your question. Churches are like, we have answers. We don't need your stupid fucking questions.

But I didn't know that. And they're telling me about Adam in the Garden of Eden, and I have so many questions. Why is he alone in the garden? Was him and his wife in a fight? That's when my dad goes. was a gardener. And they said, no, he didn't have a wife.

And I said, gay. Right. What you said in the 90s. They said, no, they made him a wife. I said, how they do that? They said, from his rib. I said, which rib? They said, it don't matter.

I go, rick, kuk, koo. It matters, right. You know. It's a little rib, is this a burnt end? Are there piecing the potatoes out? And so we don't think it's a church for you. You should try the church down the street. That's the first time I got kicked out of church.

The second time I got kicked out of church with the very next week because my parents drove me to the second closest church. Now as a little Baptist church called Sonorville Baptist and that church was smart because they led with Jesus. They said, oh, this is ours. They brought out their star right away. They said, oh, here's Brad Pitt.

Try not to like Ocean's 11. We fucking dare you, right? They told me that Jesus was a carpenter. Now, my dad was a carpenter. And that really resonated with me. I was like, oh, I worship my dad. I can understand why people love. this dude what kind of stuff did Jesus build and they go hmm it don't matter I

so it's kind of your whole fucking resume they say well he built a following I said that ain't a thing back then it wasn't nowadays I'd be like how many followers yeah and they say 13 and I go gay you know a lot times he didn't do the building himself a lot times people built stuff for him I said all right well that's not a carpenter that's a contractor. I said, just trust us. He was a carpenter. I said, just trust me, he wasn't a good.

You can't be good. You can't be good. And end up with two nails in your hand. That's not a good touch. Yeah, it's your power. If I don't win this fucking thing. First of all, oh yeah, Sarah's going to win because she's so adorable. She does all this.

She's clearly a great comic. But boy, it's supposed to be raunchy. You didn't even talk about wanting to beat the fuck out of this guy right here. Use fun it. My wife's girl. Take it easy. All right.

Tell us how everybody can do it on the points after the first round. All right. In third place, we have Georgia's 700 points. In second place, we have Don, with 70 points. Fong! In first place, that Sarah was 800 points.

You weren't going to be tied with Sarah, but then you kept looking at me and fucking put your hand in your fist. I can know what happens if I lose, man. This is bullshit. Folks. I'm cheering for Don, honestly. Thank you.

And by the way, you are a good com. There you go. It wasn't raunchy. I went raunchy. We got action. Let's go on to our next round in Tweetment, everybody. This is a wrap. Like, Yorgo Manchin.

We've looked up everybody's old social media posts, old tweets. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a reason most of the shit is asked by people to get deleted these days. But we found some stuff because the internet really never forgets. And we have found some tweets, some old tweets, some questionable tweets,

and we blanked out words. And we're going to see if these three comments can guess what they said based on the three options that we present to them. I know. Now we're starting off with one of mine, and these are always, I will say these are always horrible. I have grown to hate doing this game because of how much I hate past me every time I do it.

Let's roll that, let's see where we got. Okay. If love is a battlefield then it's blank. I said this, this is actually pretty good for me. One retweet, five likes, that's great. On Valentine's Day. Somebody was lonely with him.

I think so. Oh my God. I have no idea but this could be. Let's see some options. Let's see if love is a battlefield, then Los Angeles is Hiroshima. That's Korea Town.

I would have said that girl's butt hole is Hiroshima. That's a good one. No, that's dirty. If love is a battlefield, then... STDs are purple hearts. That one's kind of cute. I would have retweeted that. If love is a battlefield, then...

Tinder is domestic terrorism. I like that I like that one. I like that one. My guess is that's because I don't think I was that good. But I don't know, yeah, you're right. I don't want to guess. I don't want to spoil it.

Why don't y'all go ahead and guess for your first round of points? Which tweet do you think is a real one of mine? What should let Sarah go first? She'll get all the points. I'm going to say. Don. You can call me to go first because you want to copy my answer. I'm going to say Tinder. is domestic terrorism. That one was my favorite. That's what I'm hoping it is.

Thank you. I hope it's that one too. Because all my family lives in Los Angeles, I'm going to go with the Los Angeles answer. Okay. I think that's a good child, right? I think I'm going to go with Tinder is domestic terrorism. I do think it might be the Los Angeles one. I think it's Los Angeles one. I think it's Los Angeles is Hiroshima. So let Bozo tell us... Fuck yeah. Finally some points will be.

Good job, sir. Let's get some point. Thank you. Let's go ahead and have Sarah. Tiana. No, wait, sorry, Don Barris. Excuse me. I got the, or now I got it. You guys are trying to copy each other's answers. I'm all mixed up now. Don Barris is going to get him tweeted. Everybody makes a noise for behind.

What is I doing? Come on down. We're going to get you to clear. Right over here. I'm super shocked to don't say anything. All right, let's see some tweet action. Oh, yeah. Don Barrett. You can stand up, uh, there we go.

Stand by your, oh, you can lie down. If you want to do that? Yeah, that's perfect. Okay, this is you tweeted as December 6th, 2011. Oh, wow. Oh, sorry 6. Uh, here's the question of the day, blank. There'd be no war. No retweets, no likes one comment.

You look like an asshole, you're doing a great job. I guarantee Don wrote the comments. No re-tweets. You want to have a comment? John, do you have any idea what this could possibly be? I actually wrote this. You actually wrote it on December 6, 2011 at 11.09 p.m. Oh, this funny, do you pieces of shit?

Right now, the only guy got a boat to pick is this guy. I really, I really have, because, first of all, I don't believe that I would have said, Hey, everybody used the question. Here's the question of the day. Yeah, I don't think that's me. So I don't know. It really was me. It really was you.

And we have some options. Remember, if you think you know which one it is, don't say it until the end, because George and Sarah are going to get to the next person. Yes. Here's the question of the day. Why can't Jews and Arabs just call a truce for God's sakes? There'd be no war.

There's no way he wrote the word arrows. There's no way the word towel wasn't involved. Option, option two. Here's the question of the day. Why can't there be more people in the world be more like the wonderful Paris Hilton? There'd be no war. There are final option.

Here's the question of the day. Why won't at Trojan condoms sponsor me despite how much I like to fuck? There'd be no more. Just to know what happens. Well, Sarah and George did to guess and see which one.

think it really is. Do you all have any ideas? I have an idea. You gotta hold off, but I'm just a sec. Even though I know you're from Michigan and you don't like USC, I think you wrote the Trojan with it. Interesting. Okay, well then I'm gonna go,

because I do, I kind of agree with George, but I'm gonna go Paris Hilton just for shit because I don't know why Don was, but in 2011 Paris Hilton was probably more somebody somebody that was, you know, getable for Don. All right. Just so you understand. Can I say something?

Slide into her not DM. By the way, that was exactly right. It was the Parasillae. I used to, every day. It is absolutely the best. Every night I would tell her that I'm leaving tickets at the comedy store. We saw. Just pages and pages of Don tweeting at Paraselva.

Oh yeah? Did she follow me for one day? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. I could have been part of that hole too. Makes nice for John Bears, everybody. Free Jack and coat for free? Free Jack and coat? Anybody want a free jack and coat?

Okay, this lady up there. A lady up there. All right, George. Oh, I knew it would be you. I knew it would be you. Hello. Let's see what we got for George Perez. Okay, it's just a brownie thing.

It's just a brownie thing. It was 6.50? 6.50 p.m. October 5th, 2011. That's probably me hitting my drug dealer up. All sad. He has a text to be done. Everybody that said house arrest. Sad face. No retweets, no likes.

That was early on. That's fucking 12 years ago, dude. Yeah. It's a long time ago. One of the oldest tweets we've ever found in the history of the show. No, you haven't scrubbed your Twitter? We know you did. Yeah.

You were hard to look for it. Yeah. Don't worry, we got something. Let's go ahead and see some options for George. I guess we're gonna just do the frowny face at the end. Man, Apple finally got a virus. That seems plausible. That's an early joke.

Take it fucking easy, man. Option two. Nobody will do human send people. there'd be more guts. Option three. Just learned about the slave trip. George, before you guess, Don, Sarah, which one do you think is the real tweet?

I believe it's just learned about the slave. Was Django out in 2011? No. Oh, okay. But everything else is like way out of your league. Like, there's no way he's saying. said that. Okay, go ahead. What was the first one again?

Uh, Apple, man, Apple finally got a virus. I'm gonna go with that one. Man Apple. Man Apple. Where man apple is. Don't fucking punch this wrong for it. George, do you have any ideas? I'm gonna go with a second one.

Oh, we're going to... Centipede. All over the map. You know what? Honestly, honestly, I think I did write... Just learned about the smartphone. Because I just got out of prison and I had a... A black and Roole...

black roommate. Let's see what you learned about it? Let's see where the real tweeted. L-A-U-S-D, everybody. Bullshit! Now, here's, we didn't know why you tweeted this and we looked it up, this is the day that Steve Jobs died. So this is an incredible thing.

And when you're nobody at that time, nobody knew I did that joke. I think we should give Georgia a couple points just for time of it. You know why he died because he didn't have AppleCare. They put a little case around his casket. All right.

Now let's get Sarah Tiana and tweeted. Now Sarah did mention you scrubbed your Twitter. Oh yes. We had some Kanye jokes in there that needed to go. Oh, we have, our minions have a little help out with this website called Internet Archive. Great. Which takes screenshots of websites across the ages. And one of them was from Sarah's Twitter in 2014.

Oh, yep. That was pre-Jept. Let's see what we got it. And it's on, like, Mexican Twitter, I think. This is the Mexican version. December, or sorry, March 2014. Just read the article about a fellow comic accused of rape. I'm so embarrassed for him.

Blank. Hold on what year? 2014. I was an historian. Oh, no. There are some options. Well, that's funny? Oh, fuck, I don't want to burn someone.

Let's see, before you get, Sarah, let's see your options here. Remember, you think you know which one's the real one? Don't say it, don't spoil it. Just read the article about a fellow comic accused of rape. I'm so embarrassed for him. This is his first credit. See, that sounds like you, Sarah. Just read the article about a fellow comic accused of rape.

I'm so embarrassed. for him. The article said it happened in a Ramada. It's so funny because we used to do stand-up, but the Ramada is. Oh, that's right. Yeah. I don't know if that's it. Just read the article about a fellow comic accusive rape. I'm so embarrassed for him.

Clearly, he was stealing bits from Cosby. Where'd you guys pull back on that one? Don, George, do you think you know which one's the real tweet? I gotta tell you that first one seemed like something's something so. something Sarah was saying, she's a good comic. But then at the end, Sarah kind of didn't move when this one came up. That's the one that I did.

And you know what? That sounds like, that's clever enough for Sarah. I'm gonna go with Cleary the stealing bits from Cosby. Okay. George, what do you think? Who. I'm gonna go with the Ramada. I don't know why, but she repeated it, and I was like, yeah, white people always tell.

It's not white people. Yeah, it's done. Would you say that right now at this point in the show, I've been the best guest. Thanks, Tyler's, Tyler's figuring. You look like a watermelon slice. You don't think that hurts, it does. Sarah. Oh, everybody's getting a good kick out of the watermelon.

Fuck you. Fuck you. You too, buddy. I honestly don't remember, but I'm going to rewrite all of these and post them because they're all very funny. I wish I had no scrubbed at any of these. This is worth it. Yeah. Do you want to guess?

Try and get some points. I was saying... Wait a minute. Why did she get points on her own? I would say the credit bit, because I hope it's that one because that one was the funniest to me. Correct answer is. The article said it happened to me? My aunt!

Please! Hotels! I know! Oh, we didn't know you had the insight there. Because if it is the comic I'm thinking about it, probably did happen in Minneapolis at a Ramada. We looked, I think it is the one that you're thinking of it. You guys can Google that one.

And it was a Ramada. It was a Ramada. But not the Ramada in that we didn't stand in. 2014. Minnesota. Anyway. There was a tweetment, everybody. Checking with Tyler.

I have everybody doing on the score. In third place. is Don Barris with 1350 points. In time for first place, it's George and Sarah! Don't worry, you got a good slice of... Bhop. Money call back there, George. Our folks, our next round is called the Discomfort Zone, everybody.

And this round, yeah, we can make some marks for the discomfort. In this round, obviously, we've seen some stuff that they think is fucked up about themselves. We found some stuff that we think is fucked up. we think is fucked up. And we've done some more research. Our minions have found one question based on everything that we have found for each individual person that they have to answer in the funniest way possible. We're start off with Don Barras. Oh yeah, figures. Give them a point. Give them a point. Give them one point for that. Just one point.

1,351. All right, everybody's having a good time. That's more than ever in a checking account. Am I checking a cone? No, I didn't see my checking to go. You'd be blown the fuck away. Now, folks, there's... I could afford pizza for everyone this movie.

I do it because you're the worst audience I've ever been. There are some things you guys should know about Don. Don is, of course, the warm-up act for a Jimmy Kimmel Live show. You know what? If I may say this, that's Jimmy's child, right thing? Oh, okay. Oh, okay. She's beautiful.

That's why I'm very nervous for her. Why is my uncle? Don also has attracted fans with his hit film Windy City Heat. And as you can see Don closing out here every night at the comedy store and also the ding-don show, Monday nights at 10.30. What we're saying is that Don clearly knows how to make an audience like him. Yes. So Don, for your discomfort's done question, get this audience to hate you as fast as possible.

Here's what we're going to keep track of that. When you hate Don, raise your hand. We're going to stop this. Bitch is over there. You. We're not going to stop until everybody's hands are up. So Don, lay into him. Get it going.

Get a hot. Got a couple hands that are down. Where? Right here. Right here. Right here. This guy with the glasses. Get us. Come on.

Junk asshole. Yeah. Way too easy. Too easy. You look like a day shift stripper right now. Oh, there you go. Didn't work as well as a watermelon bit, though, did it? It was still juicy.

Still I'm married. Cantalote. You can get that. Now that's a dash. Now we're going to see George. George's uncomfortable question. So George, yeah. As we imagine in George's intro,

George got his starting comedy very early on. His first credit was Yo Mama. George Perez, aka. That's a fuck. Yeah. Oh, look at my mask. He looks good. He looks good.

You introduce yourself as George Perez, aka Mr. Flamboyant. Yeah. It was just some words, some chore, and met him. And this is pre-prisoning Yeah, this is big, you can tell, I don't have tattoos yet. That's a good point.

Yeah, you can see a little clean arm right over here, right there. Now, George is very good on the show. He actually won his episode of Your Mama the first episode. Oh, three episodes. Thank you. Wow. Play that clip, Tyler. Play that clip.

Oh, this one, look at it. We actually fat by the way. Hold on. Who's this here in the background? I should get away from. You should. He should get points for him. Oh, look at him.

No, he was writing for her. And he beat you. And you did beat her. No, but... You know what? I'm pretending like I just met George, but the truth is he's squeegeing my windows at a traffic license.

So nasty they make you eat it on Fear Factor. That's how George won that. The winner for tonight's episode will be... George! Good job, dude. They're there. Huh? the face of a winner.

Now here's, because I've always heard you won your mama. But I lost to Harper. We love, yeah, we have this next clip right here. I'm fucking out of here, dude. Grow my cook, all right? You have to fit those four together. This is really amazing. This is really, this is really good time.

Your mom said, oh, we should buy you those pants at an old dirty basketball. That's old. But that still ain't older than your mom, because your mama's so old, she got a kickstart vibe better. That's a wacky ass joke They said they liked the

It was a It wasn't daddy master That's what I lost to it Go man You want to get, it's all good man, I wasn't prepared Hey, it was Ian Edwards' nephew You're fucking here And that guy

Exactly I'm gonna pay regular Big Is Sarah right here on this stage Yeah but I got lucky but that guy, he wasn't, he, that was set up. I was set up. No, dude.

That brother lives in the Nebraska now and does telemarketing. Now like, he rakes people at the Ramada. Like we mentioned, this is- What are you writing down, Tyler? Going right now points. Fuck, like we mentioned, this is before George went to prison. George went to prison after this. Yeah, that's why I went to prison.

They see me on TV. They saw you on your mom and recognized you. Yeah. I got to beat the shit out of it. a basketball court after a basketball game yeah he knows he know I know I did the I did the research I know hey this isn't intervention dog no you went to fuck you went to prison you did a three-year sentence yes three years but that was still after you lost your mom yeah here's our question for you you went to prison for three years after appearing on your mama you didn't even win the show

How long of a sentence would make winning the show and rocketing the stardom worth the prison time? I don't understand. Don't write that down. That's his answer. Oh, don't give me math problems, yo. You're great. Your grammar champion. So, all right, so George.

How long? How long would it be, would you be willing to go to prison for if it meant that you were a superstar and won Yomomom? Yomom. Well, I was a superstar because in prison they're playing reruns and they were playing my episode. I'm lying to you. I walked in from yard and somebody goes, hey, that I'm about to look like you. I was like, fuck that guy. You know what, that's a good enough answer, I think.

More points, Don. George, more points, Don. I'm gonna beat the fuck out. Hey, but I tell you this, though. Tell me this. I'm glad I went to prison because I committed a crime and then you're going to prison. the crime and it was always over my sh- like I kept looking back and then I finished it then I hit my comedy career even better so you know I had the same thing

follow me everywhere then I went to prison once I got out my comedy career big part of George just did he just did a very nice sentiment and then he glared at Tyler and that's it you know how to play the game you know the George I went to a president once because I had to pick somebody out of a line Honestly, if I was in that lineup, I would have been like, I would have raped your two. I would have to hug your head. Wait a minute. Stupid has something to say.

This is the first show where I've been like explicitly threatened and implicitly. That's a good point. Well, let's see how Sarah manages to threaten you during her discomfort zone around. Oh, Jesus. So we did some website looking up for you. We looked at your current website. Not good. This is your headshot.

This is from your bio. A downright American, Sarah has done over 13 tours of comedy for the troops, including several wounded warrior facilities. Yes. And Sarah is a huge Sarah tours for the troops. She performs with the troops all the time. This is her performing at Camp Leatherneck.

It feels warm and it feels great, said Sarah Tiana. So I would put on, I let, you can't wear heels anywhere because it's so dirty industry and dust it but I would put on heels and perfume before every show because so many guys would come up after and like I knew I was there was not there for comedy yeah so they're like a jerk off after to something like hey man I get it like I'm getting paid a hundred dollars to be here for three weeks so what my purpose is and you're not here to hear me if they're gonna jerk off to cuff jeans and candahar then it does what it is that's a marine base leather neck yeah yeah that's what the

dreams they're called love that. Just so you guys know. Just so you know. So we also looked up your old website. Blog. At saratatatatiana.com. The single thing. This was from 2009 is when you started this blog.

This is a headshot of you from 2009. Wow. Yeah. That's nice. My hair looks nice. That's good in hair. Yeah, that's when it was great. And this was, clearly, we had some guys.

We're like we had some crossover in the things that you were saying about the troops on your vlog about being a single woman. Let's give it up for the troops. Seriously, ladies, give your shit up. I mean, it's called serving your family. Women certainly love a man in uniform, and that uniform looks even better on our bedroom floor after we pretended to be held hostage in some prison camp women dress up like cheerlears. The next thing we have here is another quote from that.

We can't say, we always say we can't resist a man in uniform, but four men in uniform isn't a temptation. It's a challenge. Why does Sarah look like a fucking American hero? What's a shit on me. I'm the worst person in a life. You have me with kids, yes, go. You look like America's favorite summertime fruit.

It's okay. That's kind of shit. So Sarah, four men in uniform is a temptation. It's a challenge. We have a challenge for you tonight. Roll that clip, Tyler. When it comes to hot men in uniform, how wounded is to... We have four men here for you who are actual wounded warriors. And you're just going to give us your review and see if they're a challenge for you. Okay, great. Let's rock and roll.

First one, this gentleman, he's just missing an arm. He's only missing an arm, he's doing push-ups. Guess what? Still got five fingers. Let's fucking go. This gentleman with no legs. This gentleman's got his legs gone. Great, can't walk out on me. You're trying. The next gentleman, a guy, he actually lost all of his limbs. He lost all four. He's got his little hands, he's got no legs. Guess what still worked, though. You can see that guy's lifting up right there. Yeah. Yeah, it still works.

More blood flow. Yeah, absolutely. So here's your final guy, this guy, who is burned. Oh yeah, so he won't feel bad if I burn him. There's he. Did you show Sarah these pictures before I picture right there? Oh, she gets all the breaks. These four fucking bitches were giving a 40 no for me and I didn't even say a word.

This is suck. Oh, I have seen all those. gentleman before. Have you been to Walter Reed? Probably not. They won't let you in because your ID is expired.

Don, you're an American ear. My ID works. Why are you looking at me when you talk about ID? Because I don't think yours does. Your I and your D work, Don. And we fucking love

it. Yes. All right. give sir the pride And I'm proud to be in America It's okay, we still got the cut We got one more game left And then we're almost out of here That's just fun

Tyler, how's everybody doing on points? All right, in third place we have Georgia's 2,300 points. Second place we got down with 24151 points. At first time, Sarah, 2,600 points.

How did that lose if he didn't even talk? Can I say something? You know, and the thing about Sarah leading this whole thing. She was supposed to say something dirty. She was like, so, you're perfect. You were perfect. Oh, she was funny and perfect. And all the girls like you. And all the girls hand in my spot. I'm going to put a curse on your vagina. Hey, that's actually great timing. Speaking of vaginas,

it's time to play our next game. The Weakest King. You guys remember the weakest link, that game of the country British lady from all The way it worked is we had everybody do some trivia questions back in the day, and everybody would do rapid-fire trivia, and she would make everybody feel very dumb afterwards. But we don't have general trivia questions here on Wrong. No, we have trivia questions that we have pulled from, as soon as Tyler Hicks this fucking space bar,

Pornhub Insights. One cheer for Pornhub Insights in the back. One active masturbator over there. Thank you. We're going to play a little game. of the weakest link we're going to start you all off everybody please stand up there we go and and we're going to ask you all some questions the first phase of this we're going to ask you all questions one by one whoever gets the most questions right is going to move on to our

final round of the weakest gank and whoever gets the the least questions right is the weakest link they're going to have to sit down I can't wait to sit down so I let's throw this we have two minutes on the clock. We're going to do this rapid fire. We're going to start off with Don Barris. By the way, just so you know, I know everybody thinks, oh, this guy's jerking off 24 hours a day. And I don't. Tyler, start the clock. Don. What was the top trending search in the United States last year? Thick Latina, gamer girl, reverse cuckold. I'll do the Mexican movie.

No, it's Gamer Girl. George. Who is the top-searched male video game character on Pornhub? Mario Ash Ketchum, Sonic the Hedgehog. Mario. Incorrect. Sonic the Hedgehog. Fairly.

What sex act are baby boomers nearly twice as likely to watch compared to any other age group? Hand-job, fissing. Cisering. Incorrect. Hand-job. Done. What was the muse?

most viewed gay category last year. Twink, straight guys, daddy. Daddy. Daddy. Incorrect, straight guys. They're trying to fuck me home. In which country is anal, not the most viewed category. Saudi Arabia, Sweden, Mongolia. Sweden.

In correct, Mongolia. Sarah. In which country was the top trending search, not girl with two vaginas? Australia, Canada, New Zealand. Canada. Incorrect, New Zealand. No. Don. What profession are Italians more likely to search for than any other? Construction worker, dentist pizza delivery.

Pizza delivery. Incorrect. Dentists. George. Which of these search terms was the most popular on Father's Day, 23? Black Daddy, Muscle Daddy, Harry Daddy. Well, I know black people don't have a daddy, so a hairy daddy. Incorrect is Black Daddy. Which of these search terms is the most popular during? the Super Bowl. Sports bra fuck, nude sports, locker room boner. Locker room boner. Nude sports. We stop! Let's get the other question. Go, go, go. What is the... I don't have a time. I'm not gonna be on the other.

I'm not gonna be on. Yeah, boo then. We're gonna fucking sound and you're dead. Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna have to do this sudden death three-way. Yeah, and we don't do a... we don't do a normal sudden death here on the weakest kink. We do... What are you going to stand up again? Ass to ass. What? Listen, you can blame the last show.

They really got that ass to ass. What do you mean to ass? Yeah, what you demonstrate? Ass to ass. Yeah, is Don gonna put his crotch in my ass? No, he's gonna put your ass on his ass. But we can't, my ass would be on Sarah's ass. Yeah.

So I'll be in the middle and I'll just like them sandwich me. You're always thinking about human centipies. I like that. I like that. I'm not. I'm not. Wait, wait, hold their walk. Come on.

Come on. What are we supposed to do? There we go. We'll just go like this. There we go. That works. We're going to go with some easier questions. What fuck am I doing?

Well, hurry. Start. I will destroy anybody to take some picture of this. There's no time limit on these. Let's get going. Let's start off with Sarah. People are most likely to search for hairy pussy in which of the original 13 colonies.

Oh, say one of them? Say one of them. Harry pussy, I will say West Virginia. Virginia. Virginia. The correct answer is Pennsylvania. Nobody gives a shit about Pennsylvania. Let's see if Don gets a question right. Done.

Fill in the blank. The most popular search term in North Carolina is big blank ass. Big badass. Big black ass. George. Yes. Which continent is most likely to watch porn featuring characters from the Super Mario Bros. Universe.

What's a continent? Like North America, South America, Asia. Who would want to watch Marjo Brothers? Mario Brothers, yeah. Marshall Brothers. North America? Correct answer is South America. Fuck.

Wow. We're going to get there. Sarah, I believe in you. Okay. What South American country watches transgender porn more than any other category? Brazil.

The correct answer is Brazil. Brazil, ladies. Serat, congratulations, Sarah. It's over. I know. Oh, my God. I got to use arrest you, dude. I know, dude.

Use a rest of it. We're so cool. How about... Close. We are very, you know what? We're so close, we're almost done. We're just taking a little pee-breek. Sarah, how about you guys, take a little pee-pee break?

We can play a little video sketch, and then we can finish things up. Guys, we have a word from our sponsor, a brief word from our sponsor. We're going to go ahead and play that right now. Enjoy this word from our sponsor. So you want to date my daughter? I'll decide that. You got a 401K? Do you know how to grease a carburetor?

Quick, what's 32 times 84? 19 divided by 91, and then double that, and divided by 4,624. Oh, Slector says what? The square root of 19.823675. What is black and white and red all? A thousand times a hundred million billion. Well, you got every answer to you. You can a fuck my daughter.

That's our buzzer. Cables ready. Chips Restaurant. What grill food you grow your daughter's boyfriend? Thanks a much more sponsor, Chips Restaurant. What do you got them? Now, folks, we do have some prizes we're going to give out to the comic soon because we're going to see who wins in the logistical tech.

We do have some audience prizes we're going to get about. Y'all some of me all were very kind to answer, who had a fucked up week? And we've taken a look. Our minions have checked, and they have found our three audience winners. First of all, if you guys have any comments or advice for these people,

we've asked them to tell us why they're having a fucked up week. So if you have any advice on how to solve their fucked up week, feel free to let a rip as I give them their prize. We're going to start off with Landon. His week was fucked up because the writer's strike ended. Where are you at? Oh, here's Atlanta, you can take this. My work in production, we have six of the room starting up, so my week is five.

Oh, you definitely this. It's the book of edibles. Woo! I'm just kidding, I'm too busy. It's very good at all of it. Very busy. Our next one is going to to toad. Toad.

Todd. Todd. Oh, sorry. It says, to. Well, now we're probably going toad. Todd. Instead, if you just solved the problem. Todd, where are you at? Todd, raise your hand.

I'm Todd, I'm toad. It's you. Is your kid maybe getting bullied? All right, then you won a prize. I go to school with your kid. Are you doing it? I'm the head of the PTA. The grass in the next generation on DVD.

Yeah. It's not the whole season, it's just one desk. Okay, right in the middle of third season. It's got the time. This is our winner, our person who had the most fucked up week in the audience. Emily, fuck her up, God. Boo! Boom!

Boom! Emily had a sex dream about her therapist. What can we give Emily for that, Tyler? A soprano's PVT. It's a book by George Obama's stepbrother in Kenya. The street. We know why our audience is one. audience is one we're gonna give out these prizes to our comics in just a sec we are

at the final round the palette cleanser round everybody this is a at the end of the show yeah we can we you know you've clapped enough you don't actually have to clap for that there you're good i'll take a woo i'll take a soft woo and a soft woo yeah um the way this round works we've said a lot of fucked up things we brought up a lot of fucked up subjects but we don't want you all to get out of here on a bad note all right we want you to have a nice taste in your mouth as you leave the show So we've asked all of our comedians to prepare their cleanest, most wholesome joke

to tell, to get you out of here on a good note. And this is, this is for all the marvels. Tyler, tell everybody where their points are at. All right, third place, we have George's 2,300 points. Second place we have down, 2451 points. And first place, Sarah, with 3,000. This is going to be an easy one, but we're going to see how good you think your final joke is.

So if you want to play it safe and keep your point total, or risk it all, go for all your points and go for broke. I'm going to start off with Don. I'm going to keep my point total. This fucking audience will turn on me. Let's go ahead and see George. What are you going to do?

I don't know any clean jokes. You guys tell me what you're ever to talk about as clean. Raiders. Well, we cleanly lost a lot of others. Sarah, what are you going to do, Sarah? You're going to risk it all? She's going to win?

Yeah, sure, I'll risk it all. Hell! So wait a second. I don't know what I'm doing. Hold on, let me understand this. Yes. What has to happen where she loses all her points? If one of you guys tells a clean joke that they like better than Sarah...

No, but nobody's going to do anything. She's the last person. I mean... All right. How many? people here like to breathe oxygen you know what anything can happen on it's a final round so let's see your clean joke let's get a pellet class by John Barris everybody all right I first of all let me tell I've never fucked this eat the squirrel's

fucking white I don't have any clean stuff I want to see Sarah win boy oh boy George I already lost on your mama I don't know let's see Sarah Tiana's clean Yeah! Yeah! Oh, here's your come. Cinderella, everybody. Go look for her. I'll do one that's like, I don't even know.

So I remember the first time I was talking to a trans person, before the awakenings. And I had a lot of questions, you know, and then they asked me a question. They were like, how do you identify? And I was like, meow. I think I'm a Charlotte. Can you just unplug the thing from the machine? How, you just fucking, everybody boots, go ahead and make some noise for your winner. Saratty!

Some of the grassy thing that I found on the street here in the Edwards. It's a full season though, it's a full season, it's one day. In second place, you went still talking by Joan Rivers. What about Joan Rivers? You're talking about Joan Rivers. That's a John, that's your heart. Thank you so much for coming us at the show. Just for Syracine out, next time you potentially get canceled, you can't.

Until you get canceled, you can get out of there break. Again, so I'd be like you now next one of the podcast with you.