WRONG! A Fucked Up Game Show - #13 – KWANZAA & IRISH SLAVERY (ft. Alex Cureau, Avery Moore, Mycal Dédé)

Episode Date: January 24, 2024

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Hello everybody. Welcome to another podcast edition of Wrong, a dark comedy game show. I am your host, Jay Light. And today we are bringing you another one of our road episodes. This one was recorded live at the Sunset Strip Comedy Club in Austin, Texas. Last August, it was our first stop on the road. And we can't wait to go back there a little later this year. Stay tuned for details on that. This show features Avery Moore, Michael Dayday, and Alex Kuro, and it's an absolute banger, and I can't wait for you all to listen to it and enjoy it. If you like the show, please consider supporting us on Patreon. You can subscribe for just $5 a month, and your money goes to help produce the show, and also you get early access to our video-only episodes, which are all available on Patreon right now because we haven't done a January show. So go give them a look and subscribe. Link is in the show notes. Also, if you want to come see us live, that is absolutely the best way to see us. You get to see everything totally uncensored.

And we have three shows coming up in February. Our first one is going to be in Los Angeles at the Comedy Store on Monday, February 12th at 8 p.m. Then we're going to go down to San Diego that weekend for another show at Mike Drop Comedy Club. on the 17th, Saturday the 17th at 10 p.m. And then we are going down to Atlanta for the first time, making our Atlanta debut at the Atlanta Theater on February 22nd. That one will probably be at 8 o'clock. We've posted it at being at 8 o'clock.

I don't see why it wouldn't be at 8 o'clock. There's a slight chance it might change. We just wouldn't keep you guys in the loop. Anyway, you can buy all the tickets in our show notes. Links are all in there at beacons.com. AI slash wrong game show. So we would love to see you at one of our shows and follow us on at Wrong Game Show on all the socials if you haven't already. All right. Let's quit Jabberjohn. Let's get wrong folks. Enjoy. We're live here at the Sunsettersteads Comedy Club here in Austin, Texas.

Let's make some noise for comedians you're going to be right now. Your first comedian. The next comic, he's the only Texas lawyer who loves seeing the N-Work more than Ted Cruz. It's Michael Dadee, everybody, Michael Dade. The next comic is featuring a documentary about the fun The funniest person in Austin where we found out she isn't the funniest person in Austin. Ladies and gentlemen, it's Avery Moore, Avery Moore. The next comics is just like every woman in America. He opens up for Matt Rife. Ladies and gentlemen, this House Corot, everybody, how is Corot?

Let's make it loud. I was busted up for our house. The guy's running this whole thing. So you can laugh for Jay Light! You can take that card. Thank you so much for coming to wrong. All eight of you. Ten of you.

Oh my God. Fantastic. Welcome. to the show. Welcome to the show. We are in for a treat tonight, guys. This is a comedy show that's disguised as a game show. This is not your average game. It makes no noise if you like game shows out there. Makes some noise if you like game shows. Of course, who doesn't like a game show? You know most game shows, you want to see people do things right? Not us. We want to see people do things wrong. And that's how these comedians are going to win tonight. We're going to hear some fucked up jokes.

We're going to ask them some fucked up questions. And we'll are going to be a little bit wrong. You guys ready? You guys are ready to support and get into a dark, weird, uncomfortable place with everybody? Okay. That is the spirit.

All right, let's introduce, by the way. You haven't really said hi to my man over here in the corner. He's the George Gray to my Drew Carey. It's Tyler Meznorich, everybody. You don't have to clap for me. I made you clap like 10 times. Yeah, and I made Joe clap like six times.

Yeah, thanks for dressing up. Of course. Thank you for dressing up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're dressed up. He looks like you just plucked him off the street. Actually, can we just show off this shirt? I got Tyler this shirt from a homeless man in Los Angeles.

That's amazing. So this is, we never forget September 11th, hashtag United We Stand. And it's Charlie Brown and Snoopy. It's also, I don't think this is the New York skyline. No. That's Madison, Wisconsin. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Tyler's going to be keeping score based on.

how everybody wrong everybody is, how funny, how wrong everybody is. And based on y'all's reactions, by the way, the audience, y'all are an important part of the show. You guys can win prizes too, all right? We already started you off. Yorgo came out and checked in with a couple of y'all

see you had a fucked up week. We want to find out why you had a fucked up week. We want to find out a little bit more, and we've asked some questions. We've got some good answers here. And I think our comedians are going to guess, pick who they think deserves.

Why is this still on the screen? I don't know why that's on the screen, Tyler. Come on. What's going on? Everything's going wrong. Okay. So we're going to see if anyone in the audience is having a worse week than this guy. That's the real first thing.

And we want you guys to hear why their weeks were fucked up. And you're going to see, we're going to hear who do you think had the most fucked up week. And maybe they might have had a more fucked up week than this guy. We're going to find out. I'm not blocking anybody. Am I blocking you guys? We got. It doesn't matter.

It's out of the way. We all do. Hey, guys, those seats. are open. You're going to come to the center. Can you all hear me? Come right on in the middle. No, you got it.

It's like a line of ants marching. Just straight down. Can I say something? On a serious note, we all move closer. If you did, you're going to have a lot more fun. You have a lot more fun. We've been doing this for a long fucking time. It works when there's a people.

People never want to laugh when they're spread out because it's like awkward being the only one, but we're close or having fun. This is not one of those shows. Everybody kiss each other. He's serious. No, no, this is right. I'm going to say. We can't each other.

This is not one of those shows where we are here to fuck with y'all as audience members. This isn't a death jam show. I'm not going to be like, crack a mother. I'm not going to do that. I will. We're going to fuck with them. Y'all are fine. Y'all are not going to catch any strays.

Don't you worry. Thanks for doing that. All right? Yes. Thank you. Let's hear who had a fucked up week. Our first contender, buddy, in five words or less, why your week was fucked up, my uncle said I'm cute.

Buddy, where are you at? It's one of these two. I guarantee. Giggling. Your buddy, the giggling. Is that your uncle? Because you are got a guilt. You weren't wrong.

That is? Okay, got it. All right, now you're his uncle. It's not that bad. Now we've got another option. You're done worse. Uncles are known to do much worse. They just say you're cute.

Move the audience closer. We're not going to talk to you. Immediately like, hey, you're pretty cute. How are you doing? I know, sorry, sorry. This is the only time, maybe. All right. We got next step, we got John

and five words or less why your week was fucked up. Getting a divorce. Woo! Give it up for John. Give it up for John. What's on John? That's right.

John, definitely wasn't his decision. Are you divorcing her or she divorcing you? Okay, you're getting divorced. Fuck yeah! There we go. She left you. It's okay. It's all right.

That's a good choice. Newly single wearing salmon. I get it. That um said all I needed to know. He's on the brown baby. I'll tell you what. You're about to get all the pussy, dude. Yeah.

Shabbard Vineard Vines, reel it in. Pussy juice. The thing is bald. He can swim faster. That's right. It's more aerodynamic that way. Slide right through it.

Our final fucked up week is from Zeb. Five words of less where he was fucked up. Because of this form. Because we made you participate. Aw, Zab. That's pretty good, though. That's a pretty fucking good answer.

Who's the goddess? Amongst us. Who's Zeb? Oh, okay. He's the support. Sporting his divorce friend. That's good. That's good.

Now between our three, who do we think in the most fucked up week? Who might have had a worst week than this guy? Do we think it was Zeb, divorce John, or a cute buddy? Can I ask a question? Sure. How recently divorced? It's today? Today?

Do you tell her today? Yeah. That's fucking right. So you didn't have a fucked up week you're about to. Do you have kids? Okay. Oh, good. You've done this before.

You're a child of divorce. I was like, tell me about it, brother. Those kids were really going through it. That'd be a wild move. Hey, I'm divorcing you. Watch the kids. I'm going to a comedy show. I'm going to shit on you the whole time.

We're at the comedy show. I'm going to go fight a horse cop, bitch. Tell you what? All right, that's good. Who do we think? Do we think it's John? I feel like maybe John. John is about to have the most fucked up week.

John, do we think John had a most fucked up more fucked up week than this guy? Yes? That's a vibrant yes from the audience. Why did he get smashed by a big old anvil? They both have terribly, equally bad shirts. John, do you think you're having a worse week than this guy? Sight unseen?

I don't know why that felt racist. Let's find out. Roll that clip. Okay. Oh, got denied on the kiss. Oh, and a little pissed off. Flip the camera off there. John. John's having a much.

John is having a worst week than this guy. That means shock, congratulations. Give him a prize. John, you win a prize. Tyler, tell him what he won. All prizes are from the Goodwill here in Austin. This is the book, Private Parts by Howard Stern. Let's go.

It's in paperbacks with 60 new pages. Let's go, baby. I love when I see that book in Thrift Stores. I love the cover. so much. How many thrift stores are you in? I go to thrift stores three, five, four times a week, man. Three five, how'd it go down? Three, five, four times a week, brother.

That's how I fucking self-sued, bro. Is this how the show's supposed to go? Pretty much. Okay. Let's keep it going. Without further ado, now we've got our worst week out of the way. Now the pump has been primed. Let's rock and roll without further ado.

Let's get fucked up. We have a theme song for this segment. What these comics are going to do. do. They are going to tell us their most fucked up jokes. I don't know what that means to them. They might go dark, they might go dirty, but they will definitely be wrong. We're going to hear five minutes

short set from each of our comics, and we are going to start off with Michael Dayday. Make it laugh for Michael Day Day. Let's go, Dayday. There we go. There we go. Keep it going for Jay Lights, everyone. He's in the building. There we go. Give it up for yourselves. Thank you

all for coming. Are you all having a good day so far and everything? You all good? Yeah? All right. I need y'all to laugh with your mouths open, okay? A lot of you are laughing with your eyebrows and it's hurting my feelings, okay? Let's get some ha-ha.

Like this guy, he's, yeah, let's get it. There we go. My pink drink. This is a Shirley Temple. You all like those? They're delicious. Alcohol's out. Diabetes is in.

We're doing it. All right. We're doing some fucked up jokes, right? We can all agree these jokes are fucked up. This is something no one would say. Let's get to them. I used to be a teacher. Any teachers in the crowd? Any of y'all teachers? Fine. Fuck those kids. You don't need them, right? So I used to be a teacher. I taught elementary school. That was my job. I taught elementary school. A lot of people say really fucked up shit to guys who work with young kids. I don't know why. You don't ask. They just tell you all kind of fucked up shit. One time I taught first grade, had this guy drop his daughter off in my classroom, pull me aside and say, hey, buddy, I don't like that you're a guy and you work with little kids. That's creepy to me. I don't like it. Makes me uncomfortable, right? Yeah, it's

fucking weird. So for some reason, I just look at this guy and he's just like, I just want to make sure you don't do anything to my daughter. And for some reason, I look at this guy and I go, whatever dude, your kid's not even that cute, which, why would I say that? I don't even deny it. I was like, get this fucking ugly ass kid out of my face, all right?

I'm not going to jail over this. Look at it. I like being a teacher. It's a really fun job. Being a teacher is interesting though, because it's the only job in America where at any point during your day, a white teenager might shoot you. That's the only job.

Cops don't have to worry about that. Police don't have to worry about that. I got a cousin. He's in a gang right now. He sells drugs and guns for a living, you know? At no point during his workday does he ever go, run, nigga, it's Cody. That's never happened. People who, there we go. Laugh with your mouth open.

Don't cover your mouth, all right? Come on. Let's get it out. Let's get it out. A lot of people, any time a school shooting happens, they always try to blame it on people who are mentally ill, right? I think that's really fucked up. I don't believe that. That's what this news always says, will we believe the shooter to be mentally ill, right?

I don't know if that's true or not, because I feel like sometimes they say it too soon before they even catch the guy. You know what I mean? Like the shooting's still going on. They were like, oh, we think the guy's mentally ill. How do you know that? Right?

Like, remember in Yuvaldi, right? That guy crashed his car, went to the school, The cops had a panic attack for whatever reason, because they're giant pussies, right? He's in the school, and the news, CNN was like, we believe the shooter to be mentally ill. How did you know? You haven't caught him yet?

Would you guess? What do you leave behind some Asperger footprints walking into the... Officer, we found these adult-sized Velcro shoes right here. Look at... A little autism residue in the leaf. Did you see that? I got that. How do they know?

You know what I think? I think it's the haircuts. Yeah, because they all got that little... swoop. They got that little swoop. Am I wrong? Do they not? Do they not have the little swoopy? It's like

they all go to sports clips and they're like, listen, Columbine the top, right? Sandy hooked my sides a little bit. I got a big Tuesday coming up. I don't want to, okay. I'm sorry. Virginia technical. Hey, there we go. See, he's British. He knows

comedy. He's smart. These Americans, they're slow. They don't. The only way Americans laugh, you got to make noise. Kevin Hart, Fluffy. They don't get jokes. They're stupid. Look at them laughing. See? They're dumb. They're like monkeys. You have to, if I did that same joke and went, they would die laughing. They're dumb here. They can't read. Do you know the average American can't read and comprehend the last two Harry Potter books? They don't even know. They're dumb. It's, oh, my goodness. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I don't mean to go off. I don't think you're dumb, sir. I don't. I just think, you know, people who look like you might be dumb, maybe.

I don't know. All right. More fucked up jokes. Can we do one more? All right, let's do one more. Stop dating. Stop dating white women? Yeah, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, I know. It is. It's too hard. It really is. You got to pretend friends is funny and all that stuff. It sucks. My last girlfriend was white. She was a rescue, you know.

And I... All right, let's slow down here, buddy. I'll be doing the jokes around here. No. White girls cry too much. That's why I stopped dating them. They do. They cry all the time.

Am I right about that, ma'am? Do they cry? You've had a white roommate? Do they cry a lot? Having a white girlfriend is like having a BMW, right? Like, it sounds like a good idea, but they break down a lot. And they were made by racist. Okay, all right.

I'm Michael Dayday. Thank you all. Michael Dayday, everybody. It's not easy to do. And let's keep that going for the nice fucked up stylings of Averymore. Come on, everybody. Ladies, have you ever been a sucking dick? Have you ever been sucking a dick?

And maybe it's allergy season and you get a little flimmy or maybe you swallow your own spit a little bit. My mouth gets very, very wet when I'm sucking dick. And you start to choke a little bit and you have two options, right? You can either take it out of your mouth and clear your throat in a really gross way, like, like that. Or you can just sound like a little monster

for like two seconds with it still down your throat, like, you guys know what I'm talking about? Have you heard of the two choices when you're sucking dick and you start to choke and you can pull it out or you can just be a little monster and just go, yeah?

You guys have never had to be a little monster? No? All right, that's okay. Anybody go to Catholic school? have any Catholic heads? Where are my Catholics at? Yeah? All right. Going to hell because we're all idolaters, right?

I went to Catholic school and I was a kid. My mom went to Catholic school in the 50s. That was pretty fucked up, right? And all the nuns were raping all the kids and the priests were raping all the kids. Nuns rape too. Nuns rape a lot. Did you know that? The nuns be raping.

Nuns be raping all over this whole world, actually. I was going to say this city. this city built on rock and roll and nun rape you know what I'm saying men's are rapists too um it's fucking nuts and they're abusive they're beating everyone right my mom has scars on her fucking knuckles from some dumb cunt hitting her because she was doing too many bits because my mom's funny like me I bet she was in the back of the class fucking killing back there fucking telling great jokes and a nun came and just beat the shit out of her, right? But what happens when they try it on the new generation?

Do you guys have any kids or any nieces or nephews of Generation Alpha? You guys know this new one, the one that Joe Rogan named Generation Alpha, right? No? These kids don't give a fuck, and they're not scared of anything, and they're from the internet, and they're so horny. Do you guys know these little kids that are horny? Have you guys seen all the little horny kids running around? my nephew Cameron, if we enrolled him in Catholic school today,

and he went tomorrow and he started cutting up because he fucking would, and he got rap, tap, tapped on the fucking knuckles, right? He'd be like, oh, yeah. Oh, sister, Margaret, can I get on? Do it with me. Mass would be like, uh-huh. They're like, oh, we're touching themselves and rubbing themselves, and the nun's like, oh, like can't kill or some shit.

and then she fucking explodes. Then her head explodes like Mars attacks. Right? This is how we're going to take down the Catholic Church is with all the horny children of Gen Alpha, right? It's exciting. It's exciting new times. I'm sober.

I've been sober for 60 days. That's pretty crazy, right? 66 days from weed. just kidding, from cocaine and alcohol and cigarettes. Thank you very much. I'm very vulnerable up here right now. I feel like Jinn A from Forrest Gump when she does all the heroin and it's raining outside

and Freebird is playing. Remember when she's in the hotel and it's like, And Freberg, yeah. And she climbs up and she's going to kill herself. Do you guys remember that part? Of Forest Gump? That's how this feels. right now. That's how I feel. That's how I feel right now. I was like,

Jenna, right? Fucking bitch. Jenny is a bitch. A fucking deserved those AIDS. I'm just kidding. She didn't. She didn't deserve the AIDS. All right. She didn't deserve the AIDS. I think I had one more joke, but I can't remember it. Oh, I do remember it now. Sorry, I'm mentally ill. So I've been sober, right? But I've been smoking a lot of weed. I've only been breathing weed. I haven't been breathing air anymore. And that's called California sober, right? And I just, I don't know if I can cut it with just California sober. I think I need something

stronger because I used to like to do all the drugs, you know. I think I maybe need to be like Arizona sober, right? I can still do inhalants. I can still sniff paint. Like if it keeps me clean from the booze, I can get my nose a little silver, you know what I'm saying? Is that all right? You know, maybe I can, maybe I can quit hair. and I'll be Pennsylvania sober, right? I don't know. All right, thanks. Avery Moore, everybody.

And keep that nice energy gun for your last comment. It's Alex Kiro. Cool. I'm also California sober. I just thought it meant gluten-free, though. Moth bread. You guys are fucking fun. Not really.

That was a lie. Sorry. This is fun. I'm trying to figure out What the most fucked up jokes I have? I don't really have fucked up jokes. I have shit about, you guys like Canadians? All right?

The rest of us, fuck them, right? Those stupid snow Mexicans? I was just in Canada. And Canada is, it's so easy to get into. I don't know if you guys know how easy. Canada, Canada, that's how you have to say it too, by the way. You have to say, like, Canada. It's because it's such a sweet, soft place.

It's got to be like, Canada, welcome to? That's how they say it too. And you get there, they're like, welcome to Canada. be anvneu America do you see the difference do you understand like Canada USA it sounds more dangerous

we got to Canada and they were just like what brings you to our beautiful country I was like we're doing shows come to do shows they're like fucking welcome to Canada and then we come back to America and they're like get the fuck out of the car so Canada sucks the Tim Hortons are all so weird I don't know if you guys Tim Hortons are basically Starbucks

but it's like all the employees they got fired from Starbucks like all the racist employees are there. I grew up in New Orleans, so I can say that joke. You guys, I'm from Louisiana originally. Hold your applause. My first pet was ringworm, so that was pretty cool. And I grew up in Louisiana, I heard about racism a lot.

I heard about racism a lot. It was the thing I heard about. But I really did grow up as one of the only white kids around. So I didn't know what racism was. Like, as a kid, you had to feel things, right? You can't just say something. You've got to be like, you can't just tell a kid something. They got to feel it. Like you can be like, don't touch it. It's hot. And kids

will be like, really? Don't go to touch it. Like as a kid, if I saw a black kid that wasn't good at sports, I was like, he must be hurt. He's probably warming up for the big game, right? So I grew up around racism, but I didn't believe in it. I didn't think it was a real thing. Like, the first time I heard the word Siamese, I was like, that sounds delicious. I'll take two of those. It comes to too great. I'm hungry. Let's do this. So racism was a weird thing to me. I didn't really believe in it. And then I started getting older and I started understanding it. I did. Like I had to stop going out with my black friends. Because when I got my black friends, they'd get all the girls. They get hit on way more than me. And if that was reparations,

I'd rather pay the money. I really would, guys. I got to be honest with you. I thought there was supposed to be fucked up jokes. You guys don't understand the idea behind the thing? I used to be a teacher. There we go. You just start doing Michael's jokes. Anybody in here having sex? Just one person having sex? You guys aren't fucking each other? I thought he thought you were cute, dude.

Let him, man. Uncle's apparently are the best. It's her first time for everybody. I didn't used to be good at sex. As I got older, I got better. These guys are laughing way too hard. The uncle jokes. You guys are right.

A little homeroticism going on the front. That's good. Thanks for dressing up and wearing shorts. I know it's hot, but it's still an event, you know? It's still a thing. I was having sex with this girl the other day fuck you guys I really was it was awesome that's not cool

the way you're acting dude I was fucking yeah I was fucking I was in it too man I was beating the brakes off this bitch and my dog jumped up on the bed and I forgot that was a weird thing I did because I was having sex my whole life with my dog touching my leg most of the time if anything he's just good for cleanup too though right

don't groan they love it we're starting to go okay I started She's like, I need a towel. You're like, no, you don't. So I'm going at it. I'm just fucking plowing this whore. And my dog jumps on the bed, and she feels him. She's like, what's he doing in here?

I was like, that's just his thing. He likes the warmth. She's like, he's got to go. I was like, honestly, I can't come unless he's in the room. It's my emotional cum animal. So I know a lot of girls, a lot of girls love Target. Yeah, there it is. The white women are here.

White women are in the building. You guys fucking love your sending candles. That's good. But guys, we fucking hate Target, right? Yeah, all mostly single. It makes sense. Are you guys together? How long have you been together?

11, 12 years. That's why you guys aren't even touching each other. She's had enough. Do you like Target, ma'am? It's great. Hold your excitement. It's okay. women fucking like what do you call target guys

tarce yeah exactly tarchet you could be chased by a murderer is that the light light or is that the second one am I running the light on wrong no fucking way this is supposed to be a Joe Biden broke about how he's a pedophile but I can't get to the rest of it see you guys Alex QRO everybody

that was what I was worried at first that you weren't going to be as fucked up as Michael and Abrams I heard how fucked up she was talking about kids getting fucked by nuns I was like okay. That's just the truth, man. I mean, I guess, because I'm not a fucked up comedian. I'm just out here trying to spread the word. I'm kind of a good person, and she's like,

Nantes are getting fucked up by children. I'm like, oh my God, I guess I'll be racist. You guys didn't respond at all. Also, how did you not know that Canadians, if you said, Bionnevue, that's German. No, Bienvenu is French. What? No, bonjour is French.

No, biannevue is like goodbye. Beenvenu. Why would you say hello if you're coming. because I'm coming in and then they're waving by. I'm coming. Hey. Hey. I'm sorry.

We'd be fucking. Hold on. Wait. Can we be coming right into Canada and escape? Yeah, Beyond the new is French, dog. Damn. Tyler was over here telling me it was German. No.

German is Guten talk. Gooden talk. Oh, God damn. There's not even a beat in a gym. Everybody booed Tyler for giving me wrong information. Oh. Beyond the boo. Too much to college, dude.

Fuck you, your pieces of it. How dare. Yeah. Tyler's a racist. years ago it'd be a good thing. I don't even know if he has a high school education. Look at him, dude. Tyler actually has a Masters of Arts degree.

Yeah, yeah, that's okay. Oh, that helps. Not even a master of fine arts, just MA. I'll be the first one to say it. I'll say it first. White people have too many languages. It's too many. Y'all need one.

Europe is not that big. Hold on. Hold on. That's not. You got, Africa has like 12 different languages. All right. All right. I think it's many more than 12, bro.

Oh, man. everybody. Hold on. I was just kidding. You're over here talking shit. Hold on, dude. We got to be on in the next round,

everybody. Make some noise for all of your fucked up comedians. And let's hear some scores from Tyler. How's everybody doing, Tyler? All right. In third place,

we have Alex with 600 points. Wow, that's so many. I feel like that's... You took just one away? Yeah, just one point. Okay. And then Michael and Averyer tied with 800 points.

All right. We're on a good start. Let's go. What was the point-based system? Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Okay. Tyler doesn't tell me how it works and I don't ask.

Did I have more before I started making fun of you? You watch you. That's all I said. All right, folks, it's time for our next round in Tweetman, everybody. Now, yeah, we'll take some claps to start around. Somebody's a trained audience, remember? So this is how this round works, everybody. We have all said some crazy shit on social media in the past, right?

And thankfully, most people, forgot about it. But now we have a crack team of researchers who went and dug up some wild posts from everybody's past on the show, including mine. What we're going to do is we're going to show some tweets and some other posts, and we're going to make everybody guess what they think they said all those years ago.

We're starting off with one of mine just to make sure everybody knows. Look, this is a scary place. It's okay, yeah, my heart's recent. It's a scary place for everybody. My face is so hot. And I will be scared too. So let's go ahead and start things off with mine. What do we got?

here. All right. I said this July 29th, 2014. I don't know much about life, but I know blank. That's a good, that's a good one. It sounds worse coming from his British-ass mom. Oh, I have sex one day. Oh, I have sex one day, and it? Oh, I'll sweep a chimney. What? Someone's my check is, do my check is paper. Do you want to hear my impression of British people? Yes. We live on this island. They all do sell. Brexit. I thought you said breakfast. I couldn't hear you because of my little mouthful tears from all the em, all the embreeding. Just give Scala what they want, you piece of shit.

Let's see our first option. You guys are stupid. They are stupid. I don't know much about life, but I know that when you walk past a pet store, it shouldn't smell like a Chinese restaurant. That's really funny. Nice. That is worth one like at least. 2014, you were just starting now.

Before you were new. Oh, I've been four years in. This is not really an excuse. All right. It's a good, it's, you know what? It's a good picture. Thank you. That's a recent picture.

This is recent, recent, you know, Twitter, we can't pull back in the archives. I don't have time to explain how internet archive works. Let's keep moving. I don't know much about life, but I know that my hips don't lie. Don't you see this baby? This is perfection. Shakira, hashtag Shakira is for the voice. Man, another one like, God.

Damn. I don't think I wrote that one because I couldn't even say it. Yeah. I don't think you wrote this. Nobody liked it. Let's move on. All right. I don't know much about life, but I know that if you have a stutter,

don't say the word vinegar around black people. You might have written this one. I might have written. That's a good one. Okay. It's a great one. All right. Listen, I'm going to wait to guess till the end,

just like you guys should when it's your turn. But for a couple points, which one do you think is the real tweet? Can I... The Chinese food one. Chinese food? Chinese food? Chinese food? I think it's this one.

Okay. I have a fee... I'm gonna... I think it's Chinese food. I think I'm gonna go with Chinese food. I wish I was clever enough in 2014 to have written this, but this is... This seems too recent. This seems too recent.

Let's see what we got. Hey! Hey! It's Chinese restaurant! I gave you more credit as a writer. I did. Worthy of one like, absolutely, for sure. Let's go ahead and move on to Michael Dayday.

Michael Dayday, come on up. Hey, let's go. Let's see what you said. Let's see what I said. So, this is from December 25th, 2016. Feel free to come a little closer to the- nine years old. Why were you still hateful on Christmas?

Christmas. Did you not get the gift you wanted? You had to go out to white people. This is on Christmas. This is incredible. This is on Christmas at noon. So we know what side of my family I was visiting. That's...

Two things white, people know a lot about one and two. I mean, if you see what you think the real answer is, don't guess it. Save it to the end, but we're going to see what our options are here. Two things white people know a lot about. Miley Cyrus and Incest. Big fan of both. Two things white people know a lot about guns and coolers.

They do. Have you seen a white guy with a Yeti? They know all about it. Give it away. You're giving it away. You got a cooler with a gun rack. Hey, cool it. Two things white people know a lot about.

Kwanza and Irish slavery. I wanted to be that one. I wanted to be that one so bad. I wish it was that one. Fitting for the holidays. Avery, Alex, which one he thinks the real tweet? I want it to be Kwanza. Kwanza.

I want to be this one. I got a game point, so I'm going to go with coolers. We got Kwanza. We got coolers. Do you know which one the real tweet is? No, I don't. Which one do you do you? think it is? I think it's the first one.

Miley Cyrus. Miley Cyrus and incest. Was she acting black then? Yeah, that was like BMA's twerking time. Oh, that was a horrible time. You want to change? You want to do... No, no, no, I want to trust this judgment, but I also don't. All right.

Let's see what the real tweet is. It's guns and coolers. I know you better than you know you. You got it tweeted, bitch. Get out of here. Michael Data, everybody. Yeah. And now let's see the entweetment of a.

Avery Moore. Uh-oh. Spaghettios. All right, Avery. Come on right over here. Now, Avery is banned. Super fucking banned on Twitter. Permanedly for years, because I threatened Ted Cruz's life.

You got banned before Trump. And then I replied for five days to all the people that replied to me. It was a fun week, and I've never been on Twitter ever since then. We tried looking up your old Twitter on the Internet Archive. This is the only. archive picture that we could find. We started tweeting for ICE. Comedian, fuck the police.

An all-female Garfield reboot, Joe Narbuckling Girlfield. That's one of my favorite jokes I ever wrote. That's a pretty good tweet. No one liked it, though. M-Maw's a little bing bong. That's great. Girlfield is really good. Top-tier Twitter name, M-M-Maw's little bing-bong. Thank you very much. Elon won't let me on.

Like, he won't let me back on. But you know what? I've appealed so many times and they won't let me back on. We went to your Facebook and said. Oh, no. And we found that. This post from September 11th, 2013. One day I'll be able to blank and not regret it.

Wait, can I just answer it, cum? I was about to say that. You son of a bitch. I don't know. No, if it was on Facebook, I've always been friends with my mom, so I don't think I was as, I talk about come all the time now, but back then I probably wouldn't have said come because my mom could see it. I don't fucking know.

Three comments. We're going to see some options. Remember, if you think you know what it is, don't say it until the very end. One day. September 11th, one day I'll be able to jehahad and not regret it. One day I'll be able to eat coleslaw and not regret it. That's a very everything to say. I fucking love sides.

Are you guys sides people? Why does everybody have one? The land of barbecue, man. Oh, yeah. Just give it to me. So why does everybody have one fucking like, guys? What are you doing? One day.

One like. One day I'll be able to celebrate jihad and not regret it. Also a very Avery tweet. I don't know. And one day I'll be able to spend $12 and not regret it. Still true to this day. I still haven't gotten there. Backstage, everyone was just talking about spending her last $5 on a P. Terry's Cheeseburger.

That's good. That's good. It's all right. I get paid soon. Yeah. Are we getting paid from this show? Yes. All right. Absolutely. You are.

Another Shirley Temple for the ladies. Welcome to comedy where you lose money on every show you do. Alex, Michael, which one do you think is a real tweet? I think the last one, $12. We were all broken in 2013. Everyone here, even if you weren't, you were. Yeah, I had just moved here like a year ago, a year before in 2012. Oh, wow.

And I had nothing. I'm going to say it's this one, and I say, still think it's true to this day. Yeah. Yeah. It is, buddy. What about you, Avery? What you think it is?

I think it's $12. All right. The real tweet or the real post on Facebook is, one day I'll be able to eat coleslaw and not regret it. It's a diarrhea joke on 9-11. This bitch has got it tweeted, everybody. 9-11. 9-11.

It's a big theme with 9-11 today. Oh, yeah. All right. We got Avery Moore coming out. We got Alex Kiroe coming in, everybody. Alex. You're welcome. I got confused.

Oh, it's okay. We're just making a real spider web of microphones up here. It's going to be great for the tech teams. Thanks later. There you go. All right. Now, Alex, I'm really worried about this. You do actually have a Twitter, but your Twitter, frankly, it sucks.

It's not even good. We just find anything that makes you look funny. I did not tweet that. We found your Facebook instead. December 18th, 2018. This is the most successful out of anybody's. He got four likes. One of them was a love.

You are worth more than you know. Take risks, live life to the fullest, and don't be afraid to fail. Hashtag motivation, hashtag Taco Tuesday. Who is that queer? That's not me. There is a picture that's associated with this, and you're going to have to guess which one is the real picture. Yeah.

He wasn't even relevant then. Dude, shut up. You fucking failed as a country. He was relevant to a lot of 12-year-old girls. It was on December 18th, which is the start. of Kwanza. So, we'll fuck you all too.

I thought it was... Dude, they're not fun. I got nothing. All right. Let's see the first option. All right. This picture of a cow.

It says, I'm not a burger. I'm actually 24 roast, 28 tea bone steaks, 10 sterling steaks. It's a meme about a cow. There you go.

All right. Option two. Okay. That's a bunch of police who saved one marijuana pipe. Big bust for those boys. Big bust. Good.

For them. Big, big bust. Shout out to the police. Big bust. Shout out to the police. Michael, you know these guys, right? And let's see our third option. Oh, it's Brett Kavanaugh.

Okay, this is actually tough. Before you guess, Alex, which one do you all think of this? I think it's all drunk you. It's old glug, glug, glug, Greg Kavanaugh. Old boofing Greg Kavanaugh. Big boof and Tyllano. Big boof and Tylenol. and Brett.

Michael, which one do you think it is? I think it's the first one. I think it's the first one. Okay. Is there any reason why? Because that just seems like something someone from Louisiana would post. I don't know. Like, you know, I'm not like, I don't even know who the fuck that is.

He said the first one. What? The cow one. The beef. No, but I don't know who the fuck that is. Oh, I love me so much. That's also something. He's got his name or anything.

That's quit. What the fuck is going? Brett Kavanaugh turned you all on? They started making out with Brett Kavanaugh on the screen. Hey. This is good. This guy is really good. I love you guys.

I love that y'all know shit. Thank you. This is so good. All right. Let's move. Which Alex? Which one do you think it is? Which one do you think is a real post?

The real pick. Because knowing me, I would do the dumbest. Like, that's because obviously I'm kidding because I put Taco Tuesday. So I would think it's, I would think it's bread. But I also think it could be the cow one would make too much sense. And I don't make sense at all. So I don't think it's, I'm going to say it's the cow, though. Okay.

Let's see the real post. It is the Calvon. I knew it. I love steak on. I was awful in 2018. Got it right. Hey, it's okay. It's 2023.

You can redeem yourself now. Make some noise for our comedians as we move on to the next round. Yes. Tyler, how's everybody doing on the scores? Give us an update. Oh, man. Alex is coming right back. Him and Avery are tied in third place with 1,000 points.

And Michael is still in the league with 1100 points. 11 hundred points. It is close. You're the leader. It is anybody's game. All right. So now we're going to play a game. There's this book.

I don't know if you all know this down here in Austin. There's this book about screenwriting. It's called Save the Cat, right? This is a very, you know, it's a thing we do in L.A. People want to learn how to write scripts and stuff. We want to write good movies. But this show's about doing stuff wrong, right? So we're here to fuck up movies.

It's where we're playing around called Shave the Cat. Murder it. Yeah. This is a little darker artwork than I asked our graphics team to create, but you know what? Yeah, this is fucked up. Avery's senator of a new bitch. It's a good cat. I said the cat should be holding on to the news, not fully inside the news, but you know what?

We're going to roll with it. This feels like what white people think of when they say reverse racism to me. I don't know why. They're hanging cats and they're nude. I don't know. All right. That cat is terrifying. That is a terrifying cat and terrified cat.

and here's how this round's going to work. We've taken beloved movie franchises, and it's this comedian's job, all of them, to ruin those franchises. They're going to have 15 seconds apiece to ruin a franchise, and we are going to start off with a beloved, absolutely beloved franchise, Star Wars.

So one by one, they're going to come up and they're going to tell us in 15 seconds how they would ruin Star Wars. We're going to start with Michael Dayday. Michael, come on up to the mic. Make your case. Are you ready? Yes.

Good. The lot starts now. All right. How you ruin Star Wars is you let Rain Johnson direct all three of the new films. I think that's it. And I think... That's your time. There we go. Then 15 seconds goes fast. They already had incest in Star Wars. We already got it. There's lots of it. There's a lot of it. All right.

Avery, you are on the clock. Your time starts now. Okay, picture this. All right, it's like cheers, okay, but it's the canteena. So it's just cheers, but in the famous canina, and all the whole show, it's just la-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Really loud. Time. Every more.

We got Alex Kiro coming to the stage. Alex, you ready? All right, time starts now. Uh-oh. You know how you run Star Wars? He introduced Jar Jar-Jar Banks. All right. that, shockingly, might have been the most well-received answer from the audience.

Use your microphone, or you can talk into that. You have a microphone. I just want everyone to know this week, my dad is on disability, so he watches one movie every day and calls me now for the past two weeks. He watched Taken the other day and didn't know who Liam Neeson was. And his reference for who Liam Neeson was was, the guy from Star Wars with the Chinese name. That's what he said.

That was his words. Yeah, his name's Quigong Jad if you didn't do that. That's incredible. That's pretty good. Quigon, GM. Well, let's move on to our next franchise. And hit it one more time, Tyler. Barbie, new hot franchise on the block.

Michael Dayday, you have 15 seconds to ruin it. Should we reverse it? Because he had to go first last time. You know what? That's a great point. Alex, you're going to go first this time. Fuck. Got your ass.

Alex, you got 15 seconds to ruin Barbie starting. Whoa, whoa. I'm waiting. I'm waiting. Oh, my God. Oh, geez. You know what? No, start it now.

Start the time. Starting now. How do you ruin Barbie? You make it a movie. You made the movie that you made. I don't know if you guys watched Barbie, but Ben Shapiro hated it, and that's all you need to know.

So you ruined Barbie by making it a movie. All right. And that's time. How do you ruin Barbie? Avery Moore, you're on the clock, starting now. Well, they did, they already ruined it because nobody's scissored. None of the...

That's true. There were any Barbie sex. There were no Barbie sex scenes. There was no hard fucking scissoring. And we all know that that's what Barbies do. That's time. And that is a spot-on fucking answer from Averymore. Wow, that's really true.

Let's go ahead and move on to our final. No sex. Michael Dayday, how do you ruin Barbie? How do you run Barbie? Ladies, you let a man direct it. Am I right? Come on. That was my other joke.

God's going to say, but that's good. Yeah, which man? You got four seconds. Oh, what man? Yeah. Samuel Jackson. That's time. These most fucking Barbie's on this plane? I don't know. Who directed? Who directed?

Who directed Barbie? Greta Gerecki. Greta Gourke. Greta Gourke. B. Let's move on. Let's move on. Do you like Greta Gerwig?

Yeah. Why? I don't know what you think about her except that she's. Oh, sucks. Why did I book the dumbest? person in Austin to do this show. Yeah, let's fucking know. Why did we put Avery on this show?

You started off instead by saying, I don't even know what my most fucked up jokes are. This is your fault, Yorgo. All right, moving right along. Yorgo, this is your fault. To our final for Texas, the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Avery, we're going to start with you.

Start with me? Yes. Musical, baby. How do you solve a problem like rural Texas? And then they just fucking murder. everyone and wear all their flesh. And there's tap dancing sequences, and it's like a guar show.

Just fucking flop, flap, flap. That's the noise. That's a good way to stir things up. All right, when your time starts now? Michael Dayday. You let Tony Henscliffe do it, Eddie Murphy style, where he plays all the characters. He's pinning, he's pinning his eyes back.

He's pulling his eyes back, and he's just doing that accent that I'm not going to do the whole time. I think that would be fucking hilarious on. That's time That's really good Alex Kuro How do you ruin Texas Chainsaw Masker Go

This is how you I think you're just making an all black cast The movie's over in 12 seconds Because they're like No fuck that We're not doing that And they leave

And the movie's over Fuck y'all That's true It's true Yeah I mean that's not a bad You just A bunch of hot white girls

They're like What are doing? And that's time All dead Yeah thank you You Canadian I mean you British weirdo She's American

Oh yeah well she's fucking getting fucked by Brexit too. It's a green card, Mary. What's? Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah, like in prison. You know all about that?

Why wouldn't you jack the ripper? Shut up, dude. I don't like this. Let's that shave the cat, everybody. That's shave the cat. What a time. What a round. Did you mean gang bang?

I think you meant. That's a Barbie one. My guy. Man, are you okay? Let's hear how. everybody's doing. Tyler, how's everybody scores. All right. Sorry to hear about your score there, Alex. You're

in third place, 1100 points. Avers is the second place with 1,300, and Michael still in a league with 1,500 points. Thanks, Dad, for not knowing who Liam Neeson was. That'll help. With a Chinese. But I didn't know who, damn it. Now, before we go on with the show, we have a brief word from our sponsors.

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I've been thinking about this. Personally tailored. I've done some. I've been thinking about this for days. We've done some deep dives on everybody. We've done some hard research and we have come up with some really interesting things. we've found some stuff. We're going to start off with Michael Dayday.

Michael, let's go. Come on up, bud. Come on up, and let's see what we got here. You got this, dude. All right. Oh, I got to go on my other side. Yeah, come on over here, where we can see ya. There we go.

Okay, so, we found this tweet of yours. Okay. This is a pretty recent tweet. I wake up every day and pray my brothers in Christ, learn the difference between a big ass woman and a woman with a big ass. So I'm not out of this video with this South African woman dance. Yes. Now, first of all, what kind of woman is she?

You know, this tweet doesn't do a difference because her face, that's what was missing from this, okay? Everyone was commenting, oh, that ass, I need that ass, and she turned around and she looked like that one Pokemon that's supposed to be a pit bull. And I was like, stop getting fooled by the ass, right?

It's something that we all got to work on. You know, we've all fallen victim to it. And I think that's just a poorly white woman, to be honest with you. A portly white woman. Okay. PeeW. So.

Now that we have the definition of like... I wouldn't call her portly at all. She just got a fat ass. I think that woman is not portly at all. No, no, no, no, not at all. She just got a fat ass. It's all in the neck. Yeah.

It's all in the neck. It's all in the way they move that neck around. So the neck, that's how you tell it's a big ass woman. Yeah, you know how in that movie, you know in that movie, you know in that movie, Ray Charles was like touching people's wrist and he was like, no, she's ugly. And the wrist, yeah, yeah, you got it. You gotta get a little rope for the...

All right. Well, let's sign out. We've got a few people, and we want you to tell us whether they are big ass women or women with big asses. Let's do it. Let's start things off.

Tyler, hit that clip. So please... We want you to explain... Explain why, in case we... It's not apparent already. Whether the following women are big ass women or women with big asses, okay? This is so funny.

Here you're saying. that ever. Let's start this off. Here's your first one. Iggy Azalia. That's a woman with good, with good leggings. That's all. I've done research. Iguessalia doesn't have an ass. And it was for educational purposes. It wasn't for horny reasons. It was when you were a teacher? I'm going to Google this for research. So I'm putting her in the undecided category. Big ass woman. She's like six foot eight. Yeah, big ass woman. It's six foot Hey. Good point.

Good point. I'm not even Googling. You're right. Look at her. She's as tall as a kangaroo. You know, she's from like New Zealand or whatever. So that's a big ass woman, you know? She's from New Zealand?

She's got shoulders like a... She's Australian. Yeah. Australian. Yeah, that one. See? Kathy Bates. Now, see, that's the woman with the big ass.

What? That's the one with the big ass. No, yes, everything around her is also big. But you got to focus on the ass and it's all in the neck. Like I said, look at that neck. That's a good neck. Look at that neck. Hold on.

Can I, can we argue? Can we rebuttal? Sure, of course. If you want to do that's good on this. She's even, no, I think you're wrong on this. I think she's just, I don't know. Kathy Bates, great actress. I think she's a heavyset woman.

That's not a big ass. Look, it's kind of just goes straight down even she's legged up. Also, I had no idea of Kathy Bates did nude. I know, right? Kathy Bates has done everything. She has. She has. She's brilliant.

We got more research to do. You're arguing with a lawyer. He's a professional. That was like when the dad from Boy Meets World was racist in that one movie, I was like, I don't want to see this. I don't want to see this. What movie is this? This is about Schiff.

She was nominated for an Oscar for this role, for this nude scene. What is this for? Well, you know what? If she got an Oscar for it, woman would have a big ass. Let's give her flowers. Let's do it. That's the spirit. Your final woman, Elastagher Girl.

Oh, boy. From The Incredibles. You know, this is a woman. who can go in between being a big-ass woman and a woman with a big ass because of her elasticity, right? You know? So you can't, it's also an optical illusion. She might have no ass,

or she might just be purposely stretching that out because her husband is a misogynist, making her live up to these unrealistic beauty standards, am I right? Look at that waist. You think she wants to have that tiny waist, no? But Mr. Incredible does. What a chauvinistic pig, am I right? Exactly.

I would never... As a woman, I disagree. Ms. Incredible has a dump truck. She got a fucking... And I love it. So is she both? Is she both? I would never tell a woman.

I would never stand up and tell a woman how to shape her body, even if she had that powers. I would listen. Thank you. Hey, well, real quick, would you... That's such a good. But Dayday, Dayday, Dayday. Yeah. Would you smash?

Yeah, would you smash? Would you smash? Would you smash? If you were single, removed from any thing or anybody that's in this room, would you smash? If I was converted into an animatronic Pixar

version of myself and presented with the opportunity to smash in this world, I would, yeah, maybe. That's a big ass woman then. I think that's a big ass woman. Yeah. Make a lot for Michael Dayday, everybody.

Michael Dayday. All right. I had no idea. You tweeted so Well. My turn. By the way, I would just like to point out, Michael, earlier, I think last year, this is another tweet we found for you. We didn't put it in the show, but you did literally tweet, everyday Pixar animators wake up and choose horny. With a picture of another big-ass Pixar lady.

That's a good point. It is a good point. All right. Avery. Yes. So, you are from San Antonio. Yes. We watched this documentary.

Of course, you talked about me from San Antonio. Oh, God. I'm going to throw up. a very comfortable job. Let's move to Austin and be poor so I can tell jokes. Different time. Different time, but that was the first time I did the Paramount.

I opened for Maria Bannford. Very exciting. Yeah, I've been successful for a long time. Thanks. But I'm so bored. It's okay, it's all about the art. You have a lot of love for San Antonio. I do, yeah.

San Antonio Spurs, big fan San Antonio Spurs. Yeah, I got a Tim Duncan tattoo right here. Yeah. And I have the Texas flag, but with the Fiesta Spurs colors. Nice. And Greg Popovich is my dad. Hey. So you might be familiar with Charles Barkley's beef.

Yes, I'm very aware of Charles Barkley's opinion of San Antonio women. Now, if you don't know, this is what Charles Barkley thinks about San Antonio women. I watch this video. He loves to... He says it a lot. He says it a lot. He's been saying it for like 20 years. He's been constantly talking about how San Antonio women are fat.

and always eating churros. We have some footage. Roll that clip, Tyler. Oh, that goes from San Antonio Way. They wear a truck. They wear them big old blooms down there, sir. Big old bloomers?

They wear blumers. He's up on them chiro. I love Greg Poppish and everything. The fans are great down there. Right. It's just big. It's just big. I got two words for them.

I'm full. I'm full. I'm just put it. I mean woofing them two. It's from a video called 8 minutes of Charles Barkley roasting San Antonio Women.

It's quite a video. Now, he actually recently was stopped. The T&T producers of Inside the NBA said you can't joke about fat women anymore on Inside the NBA. But newsflash, he's still at it. Yeah.

As of March 13th, 2023, Charles Barkley went back to fat-shaming San Antonio women of his recent comments. All right. So, as a San Antonio, Tyler, why do you think Charles Barkley thinks women from San Antonio are all fat churro eaters? I don't know if you've been to San Antonio, but a lot of people are fat. So it's just, it's kind of just an observation.

It's pretty terrible that he's been saying it on television for 20 years, just demoralizing the female fans of the San Antonio Spurs. and then talking about their appearance. I don't think that's cool. But the fact of the matter is that we get down, down there. So that's probably why he thinks that. Because we love to fucking eat. There you go.

Hey, listen, we can't argue with the facts. I'm just being honest. That's what we're here for. Yeah. We're here to be honest. We make our own tortillas, unlike Austin. Oh, I like that. Suck my dick.

He's got the cute cousin boys who are shaking their heads. They know. Austin does not many to understand. Oh, God, when it's like a little pillow. They get it. It's like when you high-fived a ghost. Don't even get me started by the soap of pias. What a beautiful thing.

Salpa Pias, raise the flag, baby. Yes. Ding. I love, I like going to San Antonio's like this. This music is really making me anxious, by the way. The San Antonio's basketball stadium is really comfy because everyone down there is so fat. The seats are bigger. And it's a great stadium.

It's a best stadium in the league. Yeah. Let's move on. Thank you, Avery Moore. Thank you. All right. Now we're on a good old Alex. Alex,

Alex, come on up. We're getting into the discomfort zone. Now, we found this tweet from your bad Twitter. I just told me about, oh. Yeah. So nice to want to just get on stage so bad. I'll just go do karaoke. This was yesterday.

Go, look how he spelled go. Look how we spelled go. Look how he spelled go. He's from a fucking Niana boy. 14 likes. That's better than almost every tweet we've ever found for a tweetman, by the way. Nice work. Nice work.

We know how much you love karaoke. Even some of the guys here, some of the staff here, we're talking about that you have a set of pipes on you. All right? So if you're up for it, will you sing a few songs for us? We will pick the songs. What are the songs, though?

Hold on. Does Dayday pick them? No, no, no, no. We have three songs already, ready, picked, ready to go. All right, all right. Yeah, sure. Of course. I'm a game. Let's do it. You go to more than that? So you're going to have to roll with us here because some of these...

I don't like this. They don't have karaoke versions for all the songs that we picked. Oh, God damn it. You sons of bitty. The first one's classic karaoke style. This one is something that I think everybody, the audience, might... Let's go ahead and start rolling the footage, Tyler. Oh, that beautiful bean footage.

So this is one, you know, we're going to have you sing this one. Yeah, I think... Randy Newman. If you know the words to this one, go ahead and sing along with Alex. We're getting there Can I sing a gospel style? Short people got No reason

And stand up Short people got No reason I see how short you are Short people got No reason To live I said

Short people And we'll have four shoes On the nasty little feet Well Don't want no short People I Don't want no shot People out.

Don't keep around here. That's the fuck you, you son of a bitch. Song number one. All right. Oh, God damn it. So your second song. I don't like this. We could not find a karaoke version of this song.

So we're just going to play a little snippet with the words. It's a Ted Nugent song. Predator. Close. It's a song called Jail Bate. It's a song. be true. I know what you're probably

keen. That one thing I got to do to you. Not going to sing the rest of this song. I'm going to make up my own words. I sound like that one guy at the New York Comedy Cellar

The Jacen doesn't tell jokes. What is his name? I can't remember. All right. That's pretty good. I didn't know. Ted Nugent really liked singing about underage women. Yeah, he really liked to fuck him. He really did, yeah.

Can you replay the first line of that song really? We can play, throw the Aucapella version. This man was an admitted pedal. Well, I don't care if you're just 13. Hey, man, look the 80s were a different time. You look too good to be true. Yeah. Ted Nugent.

I didn't know Ted Nugent was such a fucking badass. Oh, boy. This is like, right. Dude, fuck y'all. It's a goddamn dumb. It's cold wrong. We're supposed to be wrong. I'm trying to open for Christalia and not Matt Reif any year.

You get you the tape. Hey, man, look, everybody's got their preferences. Guys, fuck y'all, dude. We're supposed to be making wrong jokes. That's the name. It says wrong on the headline. I love it. This is what we're here for.

They put it on, not me. This is our point. So we have one more. This is a song. I don't know if you know. I didn't know it. It's called the Black National Anthem. Do you know this song?

I do actually know it, man. Do you do? Do you? I go to the war ones. I got to know it. Oh my God. Okay, great. I get every word wrong.

Well, we have the song. Do you, I don't want you to know the lyrics to it, though. We want you to try and see if you can get the lyrics. I know the lyrics. Oh, great. Yeah, I watch the NFL. Well, we want you to. No, we're going to have you stand here and you're going to face away from the karaoke lyrics.

Oh, well, no. That's not. Okay. I'm just going to make up lyrics. that's kind of what we were thinking he might do anyway. Day Day, help. Take a knee. Wow, that guy's actually really funny, dude.

All right. He's hilarious. That guy, he actually should win the game. Now, we're going to see what the lyrics are behind you, behind Alex. Can I get a peek of the first league so I can get off to a running start? You know what? Yeah, you know what? That's fine.

We're going to let that happen. Let's go and start the clip, Tyler. Can we stop? Can we start the song? We're going to ask the only black lady. Can I get a look at the look at the, the first part. Oh, fuck out. Okay, cool. This is the Beyonce

version, by the way, okay? I'll tell you when the song starts. We got a nice little intro. I don't want a lot for Christmas. I don't think it's that. Keep it going. Keep it. There we go. Lift every

voice and sing. Close enough. For me and you and all the people. People around, we all won, we are the same. We're all here explaining. Why does this sound like a battle hymn? What the fuck is happening?

Wait, what am I supposed to do now? But sing about the struggle. Sing about the things that I know to be wrong. Tell me a song. Of liberty. How easy it was in the beginning for you. And what was that? You know, you did better than we thought you were going to do.

You sang a song, but it was way off. Way off. Way off, dude, yeah. I mean, pretty. That doesn't sound like, wait, can I see what it actually was? No, we didn't have time for that. We're running up against it, folks. We're going to go ahead.

Wow, that felt the most discomfort. That was fun. And makes the noise for everybody for going through the discomfort zone. What a time. That was fun. That was actually really fun. You did a really good job. Y'all are, by the way, a great slate of contestants.

I'm so excited. We've had a great time in the show. Tyler, we're almost done. Tell us what our scores are at this point. Wow, wow. What a round. Third place, Avery with 1,800 points. And Alex jumped in the second place with that great round there with 2,000 points. Michael's still in first with 2,100 points. All right. We found out guys. Guys, thank you. Thank you. I'm an ally. It's close. Now, folks, we're going to, you know, we want you guys to, you know, we're so happy you came here. saw these wrong things with us. But, you know,

it might be feeling a little weird after things. You've heard a lot of wrong stuff. We want you to get out of here on a nice note. Tell your friends about us. Follow us. See what we got going on. So we're going to cleanse everybody's pallets. We've asked these comedians for a pallet cleanser,

Tyler. One more time. You're going to tell us, we've asked them to tell us their most wholesome joke. And this is going to be for all the marbles. One of you is going to win based on how this joke does, all right? And you have the choice.

You can eat. either take your points and keep them safe. Love it. You can shove your points for. You can put them all in, risk it all, on the strength of you think what your wholesome joke is. Now, Avery, you're in the last place. We're going to start with you.

Do you want to... I'm going to bet it all. That's what we like to hear. None of this is real. Get on up here, make a lot for Avery Moore. Oh, wait. It's okay. It's okay. We got it.

Thanks. So, here we go. Quick question. Yes. Is it like just a one-liner bit? What is it? Should have read the email. Let's just...

I did read the email. I'll just ask you. Quick, quick, clean, wholesome joke. Let's see what you got. I love you. Fuck you. I'm sorry. Avery Moore, everybody.

Make a loud for Avery. Avery more, everybody. Why did Seal, how did Seal the musician? How did Seal get all of those scars on his face? How? Well, from kissing all. those thorny roses, of course. Got them.

Avery Moore, everybody. That's pretty fun. That's a good place to start from. Thanks. It's pretty wholesome. I like it. Alex, you're in second place. Do you want to save her risk at all? I'm at 2000? Yeah. What was Avery at? Avery's at 1800, but she rested all. Yeah.

And date is 21? Yeah. Do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. If I may offer some advice just at the And go, of course. That helps with the wholesomeness of it. Of course. Like a horse. Like how a horse talks. Alex Carrar, everybody!

Slap the microphone on your leg when you're done. They like that. They love sounds. Out of five, gay men walk. How? In one direction. You know what? That's pretty good.

It's solid. All right. That's solid. A little schoolyard. Humor. Wait, did I bet the house? Yeah. Yeah, okay, great.

I'll take it. I bet the house. I like the straight-laced, like, street-joky direction everybody's taking. This is nice. This is un-red the email. Fuck me, right? All right. It's close things out.

It's Michael Day-Day. Do you want to risk it all? Let's go. Let's risk it all. Let's risk it all. Let's go! Michael Day, risking it all. So, I'm in this competition right now, and it's called the first.

funniest person in Austin. Have you heard of that? It's funniest person in Austin. It's all these comics. They compete for a bunch of weeks to see who the funniest person in Austin is, and none of them are the funniest person in Austin. That's the funniest thing about it. Because the funniest person in Austin is his homeless guy on Lavaca. Have y'all seen him? He wears the suit? No, he wears the suit. As a homeless guy on Novakka, he wears a suit, and he does a Jay Leno impression. He's like, have you seen this? Have you heard of this? Have you seen that guy? And he goes, folks, have you seen it? And he takes his dick out. He goes, have you seen this? Have you heard of this? That's the funniest guy in Austin.

I'm sorry. Who is funnier than him? Someone tell me. That's my joke. That's the only thing I have. That's pretty wholesome for a dick joke. I like that. All right. Now, the audience is going to decide who had the most wholesome joke to round things out for this round. We're going to see

everybody risked it all so whoever gets the audience vote wins the grand prize. Holy shit. You forgot the jokes. Quick refresher. One direction. Out of five men walk in one direction. How did Seale get all those scars on his face? Well, from kissing all those

thorny roses, of course. And we had just heard it. And homeless man taking his mirror up. I will say... In a suit. The definition of queen. Can I say, we've talked about... There's a homeless guy that walks around six with the biggest dick in the world.

You're like, how the fuck are you homeless, dog? What I do you? He's a black guy, sorry, man. He's got one more in. I believe me. I would have went home with you. All right, folks. Let's hear it.

We're going to do this applause to meter style, so make it loud, make it definitive for your favorite comic, Alex Kiro. A polite smattering, Avery Moore. She loves you as much as she loves Target. Michael Dayday.

You know what? That sounds definitive. Our winner, the most wrong person, Avery Moore. Hey, every, hey, every. Now everybody gets some prizes on this show. Five more minutes. Tyler, tell them what they won.

Well, Jay, first, let's give a prize to our audience member that we love so much. Want you to tell them what it is, Jay. Oh, Tyler, you tell them what it is. Oh, sure. Show everybody first. Yeah, show us. Oh, man. It's a lovely shirt.

Pershings at Goodwill earlier today for 299. Yeah, dude. Take that back to your country and suck it. Put it on. Hey, hey, hey, this is so well. Oh, God, don't die, don't die. He's so large. Congratulations.

He's a lot bigger. Why do you guys? How are the show? Well done. Well played. What is your name? Chris, congratulations, Chris. British Chris.

We got to have time. We got to do the prizes. All right. Oh, no, no, no. What's a badly cooked pizza and a baby in Hawaii going common? What? They're both delivered birds. Two things

Topical So fresh Chris get out out of here Thank you Chris Chris kill yourself Surprise I don't know if it is You decide

The goal in the glory Everybody This is a book I got it It's a goal in the glory Wait there's a American athletes Speak their faith

There's a note on it There's a note from 1963 Can I read the note? The note says Hey there's son of mine carry on and believe the date on the inside of this cover true and two to life that's what it is it's still good reading and comes with love 16 years later

we should have fucked love mama I don't know that's crazy wild wow and second place second place you also get a book it's I ain't got the time to bleed by Jesse the Body Ventura everybody I thought he's got time to bleed big dog this is crazy dude you want to trade books no I don't I don't like the weird I have nothing. I'm 163 vibes of that book.

If you read the back, you can see it says, I am nothing to hide. I am who I am. I got elected governor by just being who I am. So I owe it to the people who voted for me to keep on being me. All right.

It's Jesse Devine of Ventura. It's good for him. And our grand prize, our grand prize, Jay. It's a Billy Joel live at Yakin's Joe live at Yakin' name. Open it up, Jay. Open it up, Pete, that was in it.

It was the, The Catter High School Class of 59, the 50th anniversary slide show. This is incredible. Uptown. Good an uptown world. Thank you guys so much. Well, we're ever, Tyler Mezzaner, H. All this is a debut at Sonset Strip.

I've been Jay Light. If you like the show, please follow us at Wrong Game Show. We'll know when you're coming back in town. Guys, one more time for Jay and fucking Tyler, look at that. Hello on the show right now. Thank you so much. Have a great night. Break those seals.

Rip it with your teeth. Keep your cats and pets not spayed neutered. Let them fuck. Bye. Yes.