WRONG! A Fucked Up Game Show - #14 – DOWN SYNDROME & A BBL (ft. Jared Kassebaum, Rachel Scanlon, Rob Smallwood)

Episode Date: February 8, 2024

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Hey, everybody. Welcome back to Wrong, a dark comedy game show. I'm your host Jay Light, and this is the podcast-only edition of L.A. and America's favorite fucked-up game show. We got great comics on telling dark jokes, dirty jokes, going through their old social media. It's a great time. We're dipping back into the Wrong Vault for this episode once again, recorded live at the Rogue Like Tavern in Burbank, California on March 13th. 2023. This one features Jared Kasabom, Rachel Scanlan, and Rob Smallwood. It is an absolute banger of an episode, one of my favorite discomfort zone questions of all time, some great entreatment from the early days of entweetment. It's a real fun time, and I hope you enjoy it. If you like the show, please follow us on social media at Wrong Game Show on Instagram and TikTok. If you want to help support the show, you can subscribe on Patreon.

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Links are all there, or you can go to beacons.AI slash wrong game show for more info. All right, enough chit-chat. Let's get wrong. Hey, everyone. Welcome to your robot, Tavern, and overcast, Burbank, California. This is wrong. Mr. Tyler, you've got to have a second try, and that's better than you do you today. Welcome to the show.

Thank you for coming. Everybody, thank you so much for coming to Ron, a fucked-up game show. I know. Thanks a noise if you've been here before. You've never things are wrong with it. The show is impolite, so don't you worry. We are on the air. This is a fuck-up game show, right?

This is the whole point of the show. We're going to plumb the depths of some deep, dark, uncomfortable things. We're going to get all sorts of lashed out of it. You all ready to get a little dark and laugh at some dark things tonight? This is not that convincing. I need to make more noise for how fucked up we might get tonight. Is it okay to get a little fucked up tonight?

going to introduce. They're playing our contestants on this game show tonight. Let's go ahead and make it real out right now for Ray Scanlan, Ross Smallwood, and Jared Capps on everybody. How are you all here? I feel so good. We all got to find the film. We signed it out with a fail. We've started out we've had the couple of stumbles right out to game on the show and you know what? I wouldn't expect to be able to the part of the show. I was little at this point you can't look down on the no card to find out where he was. I'm probably about that. You know?

I'm cool with it. How fucking bear me? I love the show 11 times during this. And you still don't know where you are? I'll work for you. Jay, I'm going to be. You've seen stunned into silence over there. No, I'm just excited to perform without his day

and that's my favorite part of the show. That's the great part about this show. We'll start with everybody in a little bit in a little bit of a situation. I'm very excited. Now, this show is a game show. Our comedian. or contestants are competing for prizes.

But so are you all. We're biased. All of y'all could win some fabulous prizes tonight. We have some ready for you. But to start things off, we do want to know something wrong, something fucked up that happened to you this week. I'll tell you what, the most fucked up thing that happened to me in the Sweet Tower? What's the most fucking thing I mean this week?

All right. I got engaged. That's a very fucked up thing that happened. That's not the fucked up thing. That's not the fucked up thing. I'm very delighted about the engagement. the engagement. My fiance is looking away the street right now. She's very upset. The fucked up thing

is that, I don't know if anyone else here's engaged, as soon as you get engaged, people immediately start asking you about wedding plans, and that is fucked up. I hate that so much. Oh, okay, all of y'all want my relationship to work and blossom as quickly and fast as you can. That's fucked up.

I can't abide by that, Tyler. Can't abide. What we have here, some of y'all put out some wonderful answers for what happened to you that was fucked up this week and we're going to get a couple answers here right now. Let's just pull up a couple of here. Oh my goodness. Let's see.

We have an answer from Mel who says in five words the last hard when we fucked up my grandpa died. Oh, fuck. Mel, over there. Mel, how do you feel about your grandpa dying? It was the most fucked up thing. It was pretty fucked up.

Let's see if you can find another good thing that happened. What's worse is you couldn't make sure that is the worst part. That he's here in spirit with us. This one is from Alyssa. Alyssa, in fact, Rick or less, your reason is fucked up because you took Shrews at Disneyland's. Now, Alyssa, is that, why was your shrews experience as fucked up as it was at Disneyland?

You know, for me, I think it was actually not that fucked up, but I think it's more affected everyone around. I know right that I've got a humble one from the play and I think I was the one for a change that I was like I'm wrong with it. Okay, do you feel like you traumatized anyone's child with but being not sure because they didn't have that? No, mostly just be adult. That's reasonable.

They don't want their kids around drugs but Alyssa put them in that uncomfortable situation. Is this one, were you, were you talking about this one now right now? Yeah, this is their most of that thing? Oh, this is a great... This is from Rachel. And if I were just, I realized why you're just fucked up, a dog shit on my hand. Rachel, where are you at, Rachel?

Okay, now that's fine. I got on my head and walk over you, Rachel. Hi. Hello, no, it's all good. Hi, a dog shit on your hand. I realize that it's a little, like, got dog shit on my hand. Oh, okay. Yeah, I was like to say,

what I don't like to do with that. Spot over. You did not catch the shit in your head. The way you wrote it makes it sound like it over the dock's fault, but now it's your fault, at that point. That's true, we cut out a crucial word. And I would say, that's not me and that's pretty fucking about us for not making a seven-word question, I would say. We have, I think, three solid contenders. Which one of these three, y'all, let's hear a round of applause for me you think of the most fucked up week so far.

Oh wait, you just gave me three people, three other people. I mean, fair, I didn't know what you were saying is. You were saying, you're like, let's take it to East Park. I remember everybody's names, don't you worry. Do we think that Maln had the most fucked up week? Do you think Maln't get the most fucked up in. Of course? How close were you to your grandfather?

I think he lived in Florida and off the New Jersey, so there was a bit of a difference. Oh, okay. I mean, like, too. So not that close. Are you, I don't know. I don't get fucker. Are you white? So your grandmother was white?

So I don't believe it was that fucked up. Y'all got that's the most fucked up week. He was fucked up on three at Disneyland. No. Do we think Rachel had the most fucked up week for getting dog shit on our hands? No, everybody agreed. Let's pick the win over and all. Don't you worry we get some audience prizes, so don't you worry,

we got plenty of prizes to get as the show goes on. But let's get to our contestants. They're the ones really competing here. We are the ones really competing here. We are going to get to know our contestants. I have asked all of these contestants to put out five minutes of their darkest, most fucked-up material. I don't know what that means to them, and I'm going to find out, we're all going to find out, who has the most fucked-up jokes.

So let's start this dog with our first contestant, Ross Pollitt, everybody. Just going to preface everything I'm about to say, I'll never search people. I really know. I live my life one and tissue at the time. So if this doesn't go well, I'm going on and beat off to a napkin. Anyway, good for me. I've been struggling with my religion as well lately. Struggle with it.

Hard. I don't know. It's kind of hard for me to say exactly what it is or where it comes from, Which is why I don't really, for people do the whole abortion thing, I don't think, I don't think of them, I was taking this one girl with her, and I shot up for a club. And she leaves me up, and she's like,

I'm pregnant and I'm keeping. And you know, good for her, because woman empowerment and all that bullshit, but, you know, clearly got what I wanted. And three months later, she had a miscarriage, And that was sad. It was really sad. As far as miracles go.

Do you understand? It's cool with me. Oh, man. I was great. I was a freak guy, and he was walking around with an assortment of useless facts. He learned from a woman on a date being held hoshed in a story that I thought we didn't know her. And I was on the date with this goofy dish. She said, Rod, did you know that the fetus is only 24 of the women wrong after six weeks of pregnancy?

I said, ma'am, I'm from America. I don't know what the fuck 44 millimeters is. He's like, oh, we know, I got you, 44 millimeters, because the same box of the pants of all these white men making a terrible decision. I said, since, speak on it. I'm not smart about to speak on abortion. Ladies, it's your body, your choice.

Do whatever the fuck you want to do. I don't know why you can do the terrible. But do what you want. He doesn't keep that shit. I support you. So I said to a homie back home, he was not a fan. He was a Christian. We all know how Christians are over the emotional. He's like, well, you should say stuff like that.

You know, it's like to do something and have your identity and other feelings. And, you know, him and his wife, and his events were trying to really hard to have a kid and wasn't a kid. You don't think that if you don't have that. But he's like, you should say something like that. You know what it's like to do something that has your identity in those. has your identity and other your memories. What's it, but you're arguing, I had missed this. My son, folks.

I try to stop arguing. I've definitely stopped trying to argue with young women because you just work straight. You understand? And you just look dumb. Men, all of them. Stop, stop working with you. Your woman, your wife, your lady, your girlfriend, your bitch,

whatever you call her. Stop arguing with it. You look so stupid. This is how you keep your good woman. There's just quick as you learn how to do. Cook and eat pussy. That's it. The only two things

that are working on you, because it's kind of hard to argue when both your mouths are full. You understand? I think my grunt with men is just like, you guys are just, I don't know,

you guys are security stuff, right? You guys don't have any confidence. There's everything was issued with black conference. I got a friend at his, he's 6'5, and he drives a Tesla. You pay for match with the service. I'm 5'6.

I drive a Nissan. He's got a dent beside the door. I've cheated on multiple girlfriends. Especially now, it's not like your grandfather back in that way. Your grandfather was like a Swiss archery and a family. He was a great thing. He could cook, clean, fix anything. Now, ladies are left with men that have blue allergies.

You know what that's right for a woman to date a man with brute allergies? He hears a knock at the door and he's like, we should check that out. He's stuck in a Scooby-Doo-ass relationship. Who's out right at the door has the ball to show you? I just... Was that my five? You got about 30 seconds left.

I don't give a shit. That's... Brod spott. Yeah, a little motivational. Wait, did you guys find out here for within a half? I heard... I mean, I enjoy it, but don't... I mean, I guess I love pandering a little bit.

Do we think is pandering folks? What's he panger? Uh... I still hate you bitches, but I... Let's move on to your next comic. Unfortunately, unfortunately, I've already been named this next comic on the slide. But you know what?

It's totally fine because she said so. Makes more for Ray. Stay on it. I'm 50. Okay. 69. We were 69 and she has a roommate. Her roommate was like 22.

It's not for me I stopped who's 22. This girl, so I was, this girl out of her 69 who I had a roommate and she was 22, and as you know that girl who was 22 is trying to be bisexual. Yeah. You guys are not. You guys all 1619. You have to try it. This is a fourth.

Okay, you'll be there. You'll be there. So this, um, where I'm a 69, but not brimbing. It's right. People don't understand it's 69. Because 69 first race is very impressive. I didn't think about the logistics until someone commented. I did this joke about 6090.

The comedian came up to me and he was like, oh, you have no idea about the height difference that happens. And I pictured it. And I was like, so I'm 690 and this girl who lives with my, the girl's 6090 with, She's 22 and she wants to She's an aspiring bisexual Which is one of my favorite type of 22 years That's really good money The aspiring bisexual is like

That's my main food group I'm like come on over Inspiring to a few old There's someone who wants to buy more than a 22 year old And I told her I was like Hey listen I know you're going to be great Here are some apps you get on Here are some events to go here's some cases

that you can go I'm really good Put on a carraminer Shake it around I'll follow you Okay, do you know they're coming and she was like that's great thank you so much and she went out onto her own to do an R-E-I or whatever I go find some women to sleep with and I'm like me too I'm

69ing okay and 69ing is a story that most people it's a dying harp honestly it's beautiful it's a dying art people shit on it all time and like that's disgusting and I'm like okay you're turning your nose up at it and here I am simultaneously coming with my partners so you guys can get the fuck out of here okay so we're 6090 having a bliss okay we're having a really great time come on in if you need to come up I'm straight okay you're just walking in now my corporate is so fucking tall okay so we're 60 90 right out of nowhere we're minding your own business we're in bliss very sweaty okay also there's a difference between when you're fucking in

your 30s it's a lot different than when you're having The sex and you 20s. You're really? They're not, fuck it. You know what I mean? They're like heavy petting with a little bit of figuring. Like, yeah, fuck. Okay.

You're off the kids. But I was getting, you know when you're 16, 90 and you're like, I need gatorade after this? But you can complete electrolytes. Like, we're fucking. Okay, we're in our 30. We're fucking. Okay, we're in talking about it. In comes, right? 22-year-old bisexual.

She opens the door. And she sees. It's a six. studio. I heard the bed there. I should have told you. The bud is like, the bed is like, you open the door and it's like, is this girl, you're born here or what's happening? So she walks in and sees the 69 and I don't if you guys ever been walked in on having sex in general. It's already scary enough, but to be walked in on 69ing is a whole different issue

because you can't, there's no faces. You can't see, to like give eye contact to be like, it's going to be okay. You just see backs. You know what you see a lot of facts and a lot of hustling and a lot of sweat and I don't know what happened after that night right she's she's screaming you don't want to hear that out you know what I hear a 22 year old scream right talk each other she never did go on a date with a woman so I think I broke the bisexuality out of that young 22 year old I'm Rachel Scanlan thank you so much The virtues of 69-22-year-olds It's fucking going on.

It sounds like you got going on. Now this guy did say he knew what Rachel was talking about. Do you know what Rachel was talking about? Oh, no. The fucking koala? I guess you're as a game show. That's your game show. Joe got some points, because I'll tell you what, this is right now.

No, no, what's the lady's name? Because he's the one that fucking, you're clearly fucking hurt. You're clearly fucking hurt. He looked like she didn't want to be dragged into this. I was trying to... Melissa. Melissa. This is how I'm going to go fuck it is because the

most sexually active animals. They have all sorts of SPD. Did you know that, Joe? Oh, I know that. Absolutely Joe fucking knew that. Fuck their hat. I think Joe's going to the top of the audience. Joe's going to the top of the audience.

Let's go ahead and hear our final fucked up round of fucked up jokes from our last comedian, Jared Kasabon, everybody, everybody. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm so excited. You're here at the robot-tadropen mic. Thank you guys so much for having me here. This is so good fun. Rude. I'm Jay. Congratulations, Jay, for getting engaged, everybody. I got married about a year ago myself. I remember planning a wedding as being so

frustrating. I remember thinking to myself, all of these wedding traditions, you know, they were invented like 150 years ago by people who used to trade pigs for So I think we can do whatever we want. You know what I think? It's all going out of the door. We had a town and show at our way. That's my wife right there. I was fun of point in that way.

Keep it out for my wife. That's the, um, who feel what they were doing? I mean, so very good and kind of like the pandering out here. I am generally on the more positive, I guess, pandering side, I guess, would describe it at this point of comedy, a little more positive. I'll try to be a little dirty for you. I guess you will. My dearest joke, I guess you will.

I've ever written, I've only masturbated a handful of times. Thank you guys. If anybody wants to buy that joke, I'll tell it. I don't get it. So dirty coming out of my mouth, it did. I, um, uh, my name is Jared, like you said, and where I can see up there, um, and uh, whenever I tell people my name was Jared, they're always like,

oh, like the subway guy. Can we stop that, guys? I don't know if y'all know, but he's just you don't know, but he's in federal prison for some pretty bad shit, okay? So me in the community of Jerry's would appreciate literally he was Jared at this point. I don't know what he did, but it's not good. One time I said that, though, was somebody in the audience who was like, yeah, you should say Jared Leto.

And somebody else was like, you know, he's not that much better. And I'm like, yeah, I'm not the biggest fan of Jared Leto, but if you think Jared Leto is not that much better than Jared Vogel from Subway, I don't think you know why Jared Vogel's in. federal prison. I don't think you know why you've locked away for a very long time. It's a pretty rough shit, okay? If you don't know what he did,

it rhymes with mild plutocracy. That's how many like to say it. That's how dirty you think. That's what you say is. Like literally any other Jared at this point, the gallery of jewelry. And I want you to say, thank you. Thank you. Give you a better Jared unless you can,

you can walk home and know a better Jared. Because you would knock up to a guest. Jeffrey, like, oh, Jeffrey, like Jeffrey. Like, Jeffrey, I understand. That was pretty much the same thing at this point. That's all the Jared, who you think about that. That's kind of a bar, and I'm... All the Jared's in your mind.

That's those two, maybe one more, push you, but we're not going on there. And this is me. And try to be that, Jerry. You know? Try to be that Jared, so you meet a Jared, people could be like, oh, Jared, like from the road light cavern over. Oh, my stuff you're doing. I mean, I'm pretty you know, but it was a little.

I was doing how I was going to have a joke. And I was working on a stuff thing that I've been trying to to tell you a joke about this work. I've worked for a while. I've been briefed at four different coffee shops over my life. Last place off of briefed, I was on the brief after like the heart part of the pandemic, of working on the website at a coffee shop.

And they had by far one of the worst posts that I've ever seen in the midst of the Black Lives Matter protest, okay? I mean, I'm pretty good. It was a lot of things I've ever seen. There's a place I worked out for a while. They had a post, that was a picture of a cup, black coffee. Steam coming out, no cream was in that coffee.

And the caption said, we like our coffee black. No. Black is it all packed. And you might be thinking this is rough. But then the hashtag was, all life matter. No! You got so much pushback. You've got so much pushback.

He should. from the DMs and comments, he took the post down and he claimed he swore for months that he thought that all lives matter was the correct act in support of the protest, which is, first of all, a pretty rough thing. He's probably pretty surprised by how many races were high-fiving him that day. He didn't understand what was going on. Well, see, the worst to me is the black coffee is supposed to be in solidarity. So the black community, as if I could be at a coffee shop of him to see the black person behind me,

line and be like, I'm going to be an ally today. Give me one coffee please without cream. And then the coffee brief will be like, okay, cool, yeah, and what's your name on that? And I'd be like, no cream. My name, Barack Obama number one. And they'd be like, wow, yeah, that's

that's for sure. I walk outside, high-five the guy on my way out. That's what allies just looks like. He didn't even do the bare minimum of trying to look for the correct hashtag. That's how I had of a post that guy made. That'd be like if I was at a sub shop and I was trying to support Italian and I'd hit a photo

of an Italian sub had a lot of salami, you know, pretty much all our time, so they had a lot of salami but then in the caption it said we support Italians, all capitolians, hashtag it's a Myanmar I think you guys, I'm Jerry.

That was way darker than I expected anything from Jerry. What a strong first round. Give it up for everybody for the first round. I feel like there's a clear winner out of those three. And I feel like it's Jared. You feel that? I feel like he understood the assignment of like due fucked up material. It's a sweet mid-Western boy away.

He's being as bad as fucked up. I mean, he's not going to be close to make a child pornography. That's true. And that's kind of a lot for first place in this round. You're just fair to say the word. I know, and I pushed him to that drink, and I'm really... I'm glad. I just want to go on the record today, I just agree.

I think I would feel delightful. This is a show where we celebrate dark and delightful, in the same breath, Jared. Don't know where it brings us your drink. That is dark and delightful. I feel like... I feel like... This is what I will say,

and I'm going to go to some of our audience members by the old. I don't know. You feel like it is... It's close. than I would like between Rachel and Rob. Because I feel like Rob's starting off dark and then just playing full, like, motivational, like, eat pussy do great things.

But then Rachel did the whole set about eat pussy do great things. And it was just about an age gap. That's really the only one. But it was so great that I have a hard time. Bell, what do you think? There we go. We got one vote for Rachel. What about you? What do you think?

I don't know. I can get pretty fucked up for your date's roommates to walk in on you. To be fair, she literally called out Alyssa as their friend here in Burbank. That's actually great. Real quick, will you walk him get to the sister in back, please? Because I have to. Alicia, hi. Alicia, you laughed so hard.

I mean that I'm actually invited that you just said rock. You were so funny, but his type was more fucked up. Oh, fair. Okay, so we got too much for Rachel. We got one vote for Rachel. We're taking that one vote for Rachel. You're the deciding Rachel. I'm the deciding Rachel. Who do you think should get that round? I feel like a leading question. The most fucked-up jokes, that's the curriculum. Yeah.

I do have to get rid of. All right. This is so messed up. You have me to be a gun-ticking it messed up. This way we see the next round is, we're going to start off. with another round. This is around we call entweetment, everybody. This is around... I'm very good. Is this a play on the trap? I'm sorry.

Yes, it's like a trapment. So here's how this is from yours, folks. We all have social media. We all have a tough time remembering some of the post we have made on our social media in the past. What we have done with our crack team of researchers is look up old tweets from this community. and removed parts of them to see if they can guess what they said. They have no idea. They have no idea. Thank you, all right. So our research team did one for me, and I don't know what it is either, and I'm worried.

I was worried last time, I'm worried this time. Let's see what I got. Okay. This is from July 10, 2014, and one week we do it. By the lead in Washington now, their most popular strain is blank. Do you remember this sweet cake? I don't read this. I was drinking, this was actually right before I got sober, this is rare.

I was really having really interesting. So let's see what our options are already is. Okay. You can legally buy a week in Washington now. The most popular screen is Space Needle, finally a needle that drug addicts won't over your nose bed. That's a good Seattle joke for the handful people who are saying. That feels like a J-Z joke. That's nice.

That feels like a J-Now joke, for sure. But what about the next one? You can leave a little bit of a joke. a bi-week in Washington now. When the most straight is this whole good

and really close your head off. Somebody got really upset about that one. All right, what's the last one? You can legally buy weed in Washington

now and the most popular strain is Starbud, which is expensive brown and no minorities buy it. Topical with Jared's joke

there. People, you guys hate that on the most that's all which makes me I'm afraid that that's the real one.

What do y'all think? You know me. I feel like it was about It definitely be the most messed up one, which makes me exact the prompt that he was booked before. Uh, all right, Rachel, what about here? Yeah, it feels like 2014.

That feels right. Okay. Let's see if I'm as bad as everybody seems to think I am. No, it's coming. Speaking of that, Gansel, let's see how Rob does. Rob Smallwood, come on up here. Let's get to the room. Excuse me, I don't know what chair is staying up your window.

I'd rather sit over there. At least I can't be able to die it. No, no, you can't. All right. Let's see what got for Langued have tweeter. Right. This is from November 8, 2014. Oh, he had to start with I saw a woman.

A saw a woman today with blank. Dot, dot, dot, dot. My life has changed forever. Oh, my goodness, you know. At me said it's at 2.51 p.m. So this happened in the morning. This is not good. You don't care with a woman and fake.

I do. I do. That's a, that is an act. All right, let's roll the first week. I saw a woman today with Down syndrome and a BBL walking into a panera bread. I'm looking. Listen, BDBB... Listen, Panera bread has always been for white people, so I've never brought in there.

All right, let's do the second option. Wait, who who wrote that? We don't know. We don't know. I saw a woman today with her whole titty out in punters for 12 five minutes. I like this. I'm not right and I actually feels right. And let's see what the third option is.

I saw a woman today with Jared Curl, who had also used a plastic bag as a seat cover on the headrest. My life has changed forever. I'm over the second one. The second one. The second one. Ray, Jared, what do you all think? I'm not over the BDL.

I am like a really whole thing with that one. I can't be. I think either of me. first two if Ralph didn't write him, that means Tyler did, and that's a whole different stuff. All right, well let's find out what it was. Y'all got that completely wrong. First off, how about, I don't want the one jump and action hurt come over the crowd. Oh my god, whoa, you're saying you talk about Jerry Colonel?

I don't like that hard. They took that worse than the Down syndrome BDL record. They do it. I don't like that either. Really, it wasn't the second one? It was not. This is the real tweet from 2.51 p.m. at no. that November 8, 2014?

Who was I? Not you know what I'm not one. Man. Do you have no any of these? I have no idea. Too bad because you don't make your points for this round. Sorry, right. Let's see. June 20th, 2012.

This is not a good day to blank. What's happening in June? June. Does anyone know what happened in June of 2012? Anybody? I have no idea. Oh, the world was supposed to end right after this. Was it? This was one of those like mind prophecy years.

Prophecy. September 1.2. Okay. But we're coming up on. I was barely 18. I was so young. I probably remember. You wouldn't even fuck yourself now.

That's how old you. Yeah, exactly. Now let's move on to our next thing. Let's see what you got here. Is it option one? This is not a good day to say you can eat, pray, love my ass on an ex's Facebook wall.

They got an audible wow from the crowd. I don't use the federal punctuation. You're never going to see me doing these fuckers. Hell no. Where do you go to your quote? I don't fucking quote nobody. Let's hear a second option. This is not a good day to leave your child in the back seat while you shop.

Someone's saying the hottest. Alright, and our final option. This is not a good day to role play as Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson and Tj M. That is a friend. That is a very up brand. All these people here are too dumb to know the Lindsay Lohman Samantha Wonson's saga. Johnson's sorry, but Rachel, you remember this vividly. Which is a good time to be a DJ.

You could like Lindsay Welk if you're a DJ. Exactly, yeah, Samantha. Any Ronson heads in the house right now? They're absolutely zero Roneman. Now, what do you think? What do you think? I feel, okay, I was getting kind of drawn to this one because I am a Maxinista and you feel like that's also

queer culture out of my fucking writer's like But the second option feels really, I can envision myself being like June 20, I think it's hot as fuck. And I'm like, don't need you're being in a car and probably thought that was going to be a really cute sweet. Unfortunately, you got zero likes, zero wigsweets either way. What do you think? I'm not good at this. I'm going to go, where are you from? Minnesota.

But he's hot June, like all's hot. I'm going to second. You're going to second. What about you? I think with the. Maybe if most of cancel tweets feel like they come out of some sort of baby jokes, you know, sexually or abortion, or marriage, so I just feel like that's the right one. So, right.

Everybody's guessing, baby broke, and the answer is, baby joke. It's a caution I'm like looking up for kids, like I'm a good person. Rob and Jared, we got 100 each, you know, right? Speaking of Jared, Jared, get out. Here, let's hear you. It's all right. This is like we play in the highway. All right.

But you said there's a cash price with what kind of matter? I said there are parlors. Oh, okay. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, did you expect to get asked? Did I have to do with my ger? All right. Let's see what Jared tweeted.

I will say this, I was legitimately shocked when we discovered this week. I'm very scared. I'm not gonna lie. I was in a bubble at night school. That's when I was told me. Oh, yeah, something racist. That's what I was coming in. Not everybody actually is something.

I don't know. I repented. Sometimes I want to blank and just see what happens. I'm not sure what I thought I was going to be, but I'm so scary. This is from 8.20 p.m. on June 27, 2015. What were you doing at the time? I was a junior in high school. Put off your homework to tweet.

But June is this summer, man. Oh, yeah. I know that I said it was a good pastime. I don't know, sometimes I just want to, I don't know, leave a baby in a car and see what happens. Just going to build the baby at the end. This is my baby. This could be. This could be.

I'm excited. Let's see our options. Sometimes I want to cut the head off a chicken and put the body on a treadmill and just see what happened. I don't know what I thought. I feel bad that I had every minute I was in a conservative bubble in ice school. Let's see your second tweet. sometimes I want to throw a king-sized Snickers bar into a pack public pool

and just see what happens. That feels somehow racist? No? Now, why does it feel racist, that just feels like not a right thing to say? But everybody's poop is the same color no, whatever it's color.

Yeah, no, that's a follow point. I don't know if you get that in a conservative home or not. Let's throw up our final option here. Sometimes I want to drink a full bottle of night before I sit down for family dinner and just see what happened. That was the one I'm confident with nodded. Okay. Do you read, Jared?

What do you think? Rachel, Rob, you got any guesses? I'll go number one. Number one for sure. Number one. That would hit home. Yeah? That's the thing in June and next one a tweet.

Rachel, great. I was like really, I thought the third one for sure for you. You seem like you could just want to experiment drugs but not actually do them. Yeah. You seem like you guys, and I did this, somebody else who did this in high school, who looked up, what happens if you eat too much nothing?

Which, you know, if you eat too much nothing. I don't know if you guys do that. The thing when you cut this gal and milk and run a mile on the trip? What? You know, you didn't have a crime. Country trip? Okay.

I think that you drink. I don't know. The sneakers sound like you now. Maybe drinkers. Yeah. Maybe it hurts. You got number two. Lock in your guest is going to 100.

You got a lot of it. Yeah. You got number two. I got you bright. I'm going to stay with one. You got number one. Jared, what do you think? I think it was number one.

It's for Jared. Perfect. Okay. Well, we didn't actually do it. Is it actually do it? I've never cut anything on the way. Well, maybe you think. Yeah.

If you make it like a real royal area, like, area like, can I say a brother-win right? No, you said boy. But you guys do what I made. That's something I would have thought about. I wouldn't have done it. And push cows over. Is there life's vulnerable in this tweet?

Yeah, actually, Emily, what do you think about that? I would feel like that's what Jared was like in high school. I'll still love you. That's what I actually. If he'd murder somebody, she's going with him. Like, I like, I like, I like, I feel love. Thank you about that. Thank you about that.

Hope it's spirit of energy coming out. I like that. And Jerry's love. Well, that's our round. That's the tweet, everybody. Rachel's three hundred points. That's like a lot. 100 points.

What did you do? You just hit the space card. Is that your background? Yeah, that is the right back. Why is my background to show? That's so cute, Jay. Are you? That is.

You have a Twitchel on hosting. All right, there we go. We got there. I'll get the part inside. Okay. This is a round we call doppelangers, everybody. This is our top of the world. We always do a topic for.

Now, you have to watch the Oscars? Don't watch the Oscars? This is the same for the Oscars. That's okay. No, don't worry. Don't worry, Joe. Talking to you yet. I'm just roaming because I'm uncomfortable.

You're too busy fucking Jay to watch the Oscar. That's a great. Joe, were you too busy fucking to watch the Oscars? He poaches that he played. You're going to take all the things. You're just how to have this work, guy. So we had a bunch of losers in the Oscars yesterday.

A handful of winners, but most of the people the Oscars was. Now, some of those winners share the same name with somebody else who actually won something yesterday. Some of our losers have the same name that somebody who won yesterday.

We'll give you an example. Michelle Williams. She was nominated in the category of best actress. This is where he hits spacebar, Tyler. There you go. Thank you. That is her actress in the leading role is the fablement. And she lost. She lost. She was a loser. She lost yesterday. But a different Michelle Williams, if you Google, Michelle Williams winner, this is the Michelle Williams that you get.

Michelle Williams from Destiny's Charlotte. Very good. People in this ring excited than the black people. Michelle Lips just won a handful of awards. She won a MOBO award, which I forget, hold on. Perseptious. The best kind of award, the one that you can't remember what it's called. Yeah, Broughty by a little Barmol, PBRS for music.

I think this is some sort of African Music Award. Excuse me? Well, I'll work this up. Oh, hello? No? I don't have a little tweet anymore, but you know what? It's totally fine. It is some sort of an African music award.

Actually, wait, you remember what this is. Music of Black Origin Award. Music of Black Origin Award. Michelle Williams won a Music of Black Origin Award for her work. And she also wants some grandmas who knew some grandkids

as you can see. She doesn't look happy at Grandin, as you can see. She looks way happier about the normal award and she knows that the other girls. Because she's not her, she's losing those spotlights. But you got some other folks who lost

but have won other events. Let's go ahead and roll up our next slide. This is where y'all with the chance. We're going to find out and see if you can guess with these people actually want. All right, so this is Mike Marino. Mike Marino was nominated last night of the Oscars. Osphors?

The Osphors? The Osphorce. The Academy words. He was nominated for makeup and hairstyling for the Batman. He's the one who made Colin Farrell look like that and the Batman. Good for him. He did, he did all the black and eye makeup right around Robert Katzen's eyes.

That was the expert and of Mike Marino. He lost. No, yeah, don't clap for Mike Marino. We didn't get any applause yesterday. He doesn't deserve any applause now. That's fine. I forgive you. When you Google Mike Marino winner, what do you think comes up when you Google Mike Marino winner?

Which Mike do you think? What do you think of Mike Marino has won for? I was going to say a Florida State Champion of Slimby Competition. That's good. That's who would guess? Rob. Is it Damarino's son? What would you have won for? Just being Dan Marino's son?

I have a national championship of something. Come on, you can be a little more specific than that. High school national championship of something. That barely is more specific. Yeah. Yeah, of course you don't know. None of us know. No of us know.

Rachel. Say Rob. Barino could, it has the name of somebody would be possibly a Kevin Feberline impersonator. Like the best, the best of all the Cape Vince. He actually won for, but Marino is actually a Italian comedian who won the award for a, you want a word for something, from the USO for performing comedian comedy for the truth. He is the another one Italian American comedian in the world.

I was kind of close. It was, you were at Actually, Kevin Federline impersonator is as close as we're going to get. I think let's give Rachel a handful points for that. This is his drybar special, Make America Italian again. You know a dry bar? You got a dry bar? You got Dry Bar? And he's called Make America Italian.

Go ahead and show us what his version looks like, Tyler. There's his mask, New America Italian again. You can't order that if you want. I actually have a bunch. So I want to start next slide there. Oh yeah, he's a past at the Comedy Store. So this man is passed at the Comedy Store. None of us are passed to the Comedy Store.

store. Because we're not Italian enough, I don't think. I think we need to a real great part. No. I told her, I don't know any of the things that haven't on the show. Let's go and move up to our next winner. Chris Williams. Chris Williams lost the Oscars last night for animated feature film. He was a producer on the Seabees. He lost. He's a loser. Boo. Boo. Yes, boo Chris Williams. Everybody booed Chris Williams. Everybody booed Chris Williams. If you Google Chris Williams' winner We get something different

What do you think Chris Williams won for? All I had is that's black and that's it I'll take that I'll take that to black I'll want points for that Because it's definitely Chris Williams is black Black and shit

Rachel, what do you think? I think of some type of place setting to speed champion like that Like setting? Like that's weird fucking show I don't know what place set it Oh you know when you like

professionally set a table. You have a good competition. Yeah, it's actually very specific. There's like a spoon ratio at the knife. That's the most Midwestern shit. I have a lot of documentary something like that.

Terry, what do you think? I think I think Kirkland was one of taking your work for the news Toyota. It's a good guess. I think he wanted to get to. Let's see what actually happens. He is a black. He's not just any black guy, though. He is. Savannah, Georgia.

This feels really good. He won a prize, emphasized his spoken word. We found a little clip of the poem that he won for for 2021's video contest for but poetry in Savannah, Georgia. The crowd. First off, he's a black man who has a lot of time. Do not put it in quotation marks. She doesn't know quotation marks are. Why don't know they have one? So let them have two. Let's let's let's put it up.

This will be so bad. Where's the student? I can't hear it. Can we build it? Hold on. All right. All these things last in all these hold time.

We're gonna build a dance. BAM everybody. BAMP first. Here's what we're done. We're bringing on my back. Excuse me. Excuse me. All right.

Tyler, now that we've got with honor, so you can actually hear this man's award-winning poetry. Hit it. The arena football league. Awqueteen Hunger Force. Fast and the Furious series. Captain Planet.

That's how they put it in quotes. American Ninja Warrior. WCW. Nitro. All these things lasted longer than the Confederacy. Cuba. No limit records. Which is a Waverly place.

That's So Raven. Team Titans go. Law & Order SVU. Burning Man. Lollapalooza. The gap between Frank Ocean albums. All these things lasted longer than the Confederacy. So that's the ball in the wild for her.

How do you feel about getting that correctly? I'm a hurt like he's black now. And why did I get it right? I don't know. God damn it. Well, don't worry, we have one more. This is Rick Carter. Rick Carter was nominated the Oscar yesterday for production design for the fableheads, which lost. He lost, he's a loser.

Boo. Boo. Boo this man. I think he had the most published papers in neuroscience this year. Let's see what he actually did answer it. Let's see what Rick Carter actually won for. Rick Carter, the record roller for a little arcade game called Nibbler. Great part of the thing you do.

He had a world record for Nibbler by twin galaxies. He's a record holder to shout the King of Kong. Yes. I put that t-shirt so I was like... Yeah. It was a guy named Tim McVeigh. This is for you even in the space park entire. If you Google, that's Tim McVeigh, but that's not the Tim McVe

that we're all thinking of. Okay, alright. If you Google Tim McVey winner, because that guy's a loser. This Tim McVey is the winner. He didn't win for worse. He did win for worst after domestic terrorism. No way. Who do you think Rob should get some points for that?

You think Rob should get some points for that. I do. That extra point. He is now time for the league with Jared. Wow. I can't have. You can't. You can't.

You can't. You can't earn them. This is our third at our end. The championship. This is. This is comfort zone. That was supposed to be a dramatic time to a quick time.

our sponsor. Oh, wait, we have a word for our sponsor. I'm so sorry. You bucked up. Everybody booed me. We do a word from our sponsor, a pre-worked for our sponsor before you get to this comfort zone. Let's hear our sponsor. Let me.

Yeah, I'm going. I'm getting over here right now. I'm ready to go. All right. Roll that beautiful beat for the shirt. Hey, everybody. It's me, Kevin Cany. I need a little out.

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and speak for J-Light after the show. Thank you again and enjoy the next to your back. That's a quite a head shot. I like this. This is my favorite. This is one I've ever run to the show. What we have here, folks, is we have some comedians with very different backgrounds. We've looked into their backgrounds. We have written questions individually for each of them about the other.

each of them about their backgrounds. An easy question and a hard question. They will each answer these questions to the best and funniest of their abilities to try and answer points. You all ready? No. Yeah.

Well, it's okay, Jared. You're going to last. Ross Tallwood is going first. Rob, coming up. You don't have to sit. Okay. Rob, you have to commit a physical, violent crime. Who do you want as your partner?

Ray Rice or Ray Lewis? Ray Lewis. He said that right out of the gate. Do you want to explain why Ray Lewis? It's Ray Lewis. Yeah. He already got away with it. I have a few years of people in this room who don't know who any of these people that were talking about. Joe's too big to get to watch Ravens. I believe probably when his fourth season got caught up in a murder trial. He was out at a bar and his friends beat shit out of somebody.

And then it went away because it's the bucket in the fellow. And that's what happened. All right. And what about Ray Rice? What did Ray Rice do? Ray Rice punched a girl in the face. And he was a bitch. He punched his wife.

He punched his wife. So you're going with Ray Lewis and murderer over the domestic Because of him? Because like, Ray Rice doesn't have that same energy, you know, for like, grown men. Ray Lewis, murderer, man, you know?

So, this is only by half to this is getting dark. Only if I had to commit a cry, go to pick the expert. Rehn-Ranks is like out of league. Nobody likes it. Ray Lewis is like still a course. That's true. Ray Lois is still, he was playing as long as he wanted to. Yeah, he got his own back with open arms. So, you know, I'm still trying to work out this career. So I feel like, you give me some tips when I can go away with it. We feel satisfied with the answer question.

You feel satisfied. And enjoy to take a load off. Thank you very much. This is hard questions. All right. Racial scandal, please enter this number of them. For everybody. Rachel and I both used to work in a little comedy club in here for a many called Flapper Sounding Club.

That's right. Yeah, you did the right. Congratulations. And yeah, you're there are some people who worked in Flackers, so I think we will have to forget. There's Josh. Yeah. Do you want to tell everybody what you're there's a lot?

Josh was like, you want to describe Josh's the phone? Like, so close. He's here. Is he here? Josh is not a bad person who's going to come out of him. Okay, fair. He's like a very proud person. Oh.

He is. He's in it. He was in 14. He's just going to be my friend. He heard while he still worked there, did he lost his virginity? Yeah. And he has since retroactively gone back and denied that that that happened. So he can't do you jokes about me.

jokes about being a virgin in his hoarding. Yeah. What makes you sure that that wasn't the only, okay? You can tell. You can tell. You can tell after somebody's funny. All right. We've got Barb.

Barb. Barb is like a white, proud, racist. Right? Am I wrong? I don't know. Barb makes me visorily uncomfortable as a gamer. Yeah. Barb is like talked about

I've walked in a road since she would be like, uh, he's no, what's me in the array? Barb's a problem. Oh, yeah, which are our position is flat? Go owner. Wait, what she looked like? Wait, she's also technically, she might still be my college agent.

Okay. She's the short, whole racist woman. Short. No, short. Why? Short, yeah. A little bit.

I had to you on the back. No. I wonder how the fuck you were thinking of though. Which, she was like the book, I guess about it. One time I had a meeting with Barb about her being agent, and her invited to me was you should go viral on TikTok. You know that one is pretty funny. You should try going trans.

So there's also Dave, the other one of her clavours. You in Southscribe a date? Dave is the shortest man. Okay, um, Dave is like, He's the most redeemable He, yeah, if it's like They was like You know when straight couples

Are together for 30 years But they never get married That was saved to Mark So they were They were romantic couple They shared a hot tub They talked about hot tub And they also had two people

They love so much Right? Yes We shared a hot tub together They did they hot tub together They did they hot tub go a lot Yeah Right So now that we've got

All the ground were clay. Here's our question for you, Rachel. Fuck, we're to kill. Here's a thing. One day top. Okay, far as spoken. Okay, then I'm gonna kill. Washington bride is. Throw up, Jared. Come on context and you all need to know about Jared. All right.

So Jared, he did mention he repented earlier. Jared is a Christian man. Yeah. And he also, you're a huge kind of ocean spray. Yeah, both of the two. genres that makes well. Which is perfect for this question. Which flavor of ocean's

free fruit juice because it would make the best I don't like you too theological out here. But there is like cramped and it'd be really tough about that people. We got people raised. I think crayon, my favorite flavor. I think it's my favorite flavor.

Like it's a eucroseous as a rat theory and wood. But I think I think grape would be the most accurate in, yeah. Oh, Zach? Jesus. I go a little bit of

of grammar in there. I grew up Southern Baptist, which again, not bad anymore, but I grew up to the Baptist in a way where they didn't think

wine really existed back that and I don't like the whole argument. Like this one of wine, they're talking about great juice. So, by God.

You're satisfied with this answer from Jared, everybody? Thank you. Thank you. All right, so that was worth a couple hundred points that we got it all the way right. But now we're the hard question. This is for the big bucks.

You can earn a full 500 points if we deemed their answers sufficiently correct for this. All right? Ready? You're ready? You're ready? You're ready? We're digging back into your Baltimore as well here. Right.

Before they got in that casino elevator, what had a Brigh-Rice is why you stated him that made him throw away his career? I mean, this is the talk of the barbershop. So I, there's not enough for you guys to understand the topic of my workshop white at the bar, but what did she say? Wait, Alicia, is that a bar? Is that a bar? It is. It is. It is.

Sorry, that's a bar. I think there's two things. Your backup is better dating. I think that was one. I think that was one. I think the other is, um, you should have fucked your brother. Something. Those two.

I believe she hurt single hard. She passed out in the elevator. She got not to have a hole in the elevator. You got like Robert trying to remember the thing he's close to my old. What did she say? Not that it didn't matter, but she should never walk the line. What did she say?

You guys remember the video? Oh, yeah. Yeah. And then just like, pick her up. Uh-huh. Yeah. Wow. This is getting dark now.

Now this is getting comfortable. I don't have anything funny and white. Like, it's all hurtful stuff. I mean, it just goes whatever the third most hurtful thing that you were back to say was. I think she just thought, uh-huh, because he had small hands. He had a did aside of that. No, he did. I met him.

I was like, you've got small. Okay. Anyway. Small but powerful. Small but powerful. He was a small. What did she say? The thing I can think of is like, I made you a video.

Or something like that. Well, you tried, everybody. It was Ross Moly. The answer was quite nice. I think it was... I think your first one. All right. I go to the first one.

You go with the first one. Let's work on. Let's go on here, Rachel. Come on up, Ray. What's you got? This one is related to... This one is related to, just so you know, uh, when I had to grade originally,

and we just read, recently. Rachel's lost is a lot of weight. Yeah. Train for Marathon right now, right? It's on Sunday. Very sad. You have this one. Which was harder coming out or getting skinny? Oh, shit. That's what I've got me. Let's see, coming out what's this is not a place? It's a very religious household, Darren, but when I came out of the closet all the crucifixes were shaking, so that was getting skinny though. You guys are funny too. You don't have to come out anymore.

You guys get it. You guys get it? I'm gonna say getting skittier. I'm gonna do that. It's time for your hard questions in this comfort zone. Thanks for Jared. The question is practicing. Yeah, I guess we're drinking tank that, huh? Yeah.

This is what people were remember us. Yeah, it's a question. Yeah, it's a question. We did. It was a very nice check. It was a nice time. It was a nice time. Christian, I have a lot of respect

for your faith, your beliefs, which is why I would ask you this question. What race is Jesus? This is a hard question, right? Well, yeah, but that's the thing. I don't know what race to Jesus you buy into. What race to Jesus do I buy into? Yeah.

I can't, now this feels like, now it's like it's a hard question. You know, I got your question. No, I got your question. I mean, you know, that must have been in you. I heard everybody keep looking at me. Rob, what race do you think? He's what you're talking about? So, okay, here's how we get your full point.

Please explain to Rob why Jesus is not. I think I could eat at Jesus, I'm probably. At one point, you know, Jesus was born, they led to Egypt, which is in Africa, which is a both of black continent. So he lived in Egypt for quite a while. He was returning to Palestine after Harry died. That's okay. But I think you're correct, because there's obviously in Middle Eastern.

I love to dumb dumb rob and still sit in her own face. So let's go ahead and, there we go. All right. Thank you did it, everybody. We got that. We have somebody who's unfortunately not going to get at the grand prize. Tyler. Unfortunately, Rachel, you were in third grade.

You're not yet. Surprise. You gave all the first answer to. This is messed up. To be the only good-looking person here is tough. Who thinks that Rob is like... Look who's up here, there's only one of me. There's more than one.

That's all I'm saying. Jess, Rachel, would you like to throw at any... Leave my case? Who's got it harder? Who's got it harder? Who's got it harder? I'm glad to it. Okay, I would win, which is not.

Competition, I would win, which is not. It was the skinniest comedian. I would also win. It is not. It was the funniest one. We all know I'm taking home the prize. It succeeded the most in the game of being the fucked up person, all right? Remember all that ignorant shit I said. Make some noise.

Who was it Rachel? Or was it Rob? You're not coming home empty-handed. Tyler? Great good is... Shut up and tweet. Shut up and tweet. What is the prime reason?

Brian, please. Is that by bar? It's not between. We don't know a palin. It's part of rock star. My albums are now on my street world. I've got a bunch of gloves. Oh my God.

You guys. There's a lot. I want to hope that I can read. Rachel, third place, let's go ahead and move on to our speaking of the ground, everybody. This is the... We've all had some nice times. We've had some fucked up time.

fucked up time. I feel like you really come together as a crowd's make. And I don't want you all to leave the bad tasting around. So we're going to have our meetings close out with the cleanest most wholesome joke that they have to get us all out here on a good note. Now, Rob and Jared are competing. All their points are gone at this point. We're going to judge them purely off of this joke at this point. But to set us up just because she's playing here tonight. Brayson, why don't you go out and tell us what your cleanest most wholesome joke was?

You guys have moms or no? Kind of smart and funny and she is, she looks just like me if I was fat. Okay, um, have you guys ever heard of the, the boner drug called Cialis? For people who like, drug Cialis was actually just named after a guy who was married to a woman named Alice. And then he got it apart and then he was like, you see? That you guys agree. She was a white. I feel like that strictly on my dad, because I don't believe that Apple fell too far from true.

My daddy made a white woman. All that meant for me growing up was that the sugar to cool weight ratio in my household was as instructed. Singular joke. Singular. Singular joke. Okay, here we go. I like to do impressions at the end of my step, but I would be one impression for you, gang. It's pretty wholesome.

Okay, this is my impression of a really skill. hot dog. It was my impression of really scared hot dog. Contact. The lot of small wood is the winner. Make some noise. Can you sure?