WRONG! A Fucked Up Game Show - #15 – POTTY TALK (ft. Frank Castillo, Katie Thurston, Megan Gailey)

Episode Date: March 1, 2024

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Hello everybody, it's Jay Light. Welcome to another episode of Wrong, a dark comedy game show, our podcast edition. This one is a real humdinger. I can't believe I just described it as that, but I think that's what fits. This was our most recent episode of The Comedy Store recorded on February 12th, right before Valentine's Day. This episode is featuring the comedy stylings of... Katie Thurston, Megan Galey, and from our very first episode, Frank Castillo, coming back, trying to redeem himself after being way too high to score and do well in the first show. This is a great episode.

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If you want to get more info, follow us and listen for more episodes. Without further ado, let's get wrong. Come on, I from Wilfibniz County Store here in Los Angeles. It's wrong. A fucked-up game show. Your host is a fucked-up game show. This is a great time. Makes a noise from my man in the corner.

Tyler Meznerich, my announcer, scorekeeper. Very excited to be here. Big week. Super Bowl yesterday. Marty Grah tomorrow. Yes. About the tide of Goodwill in San Diego.

Very good, fine. Very excited. Valentine's Day tomorrow. We got couples in the building. Makes noise we got couples in the building. Yeah, there we go. These, these, I like what this little dance you're doing right here. That's fun.

How long have you been together for? About a month That makes some noise for that There's some noise for that New love New love Yeah What about single people

We got single people In the building Makes noise Single people Very sad Much sadder I do like I did see the one

This was good I did like this This was nice It's so good You say Hey Valentine's Day is coming up Who's single They love that

Tyler's single Makes a noise for Tyler everybody You did it It's going to be sad jerking off in his apartment on Valentine's Day couple. Yeah, but I don't buy chocolates. That's good. There you go.

That joke was so bad it cut out right in the microphone. All right, fair enough. Even God was like, I don't want to hear about your sad bullshit. I want to hear your bullshit justifications. Folks, I'm very excited tonight. This is a wrong. It's a fucked up game show. And, you know, most game shows, you like it when people do things right.

Not here. at this show we like it when people do things yes you guys are smart smarter than Tyler thought you were going to be good news everybody this is a show we've got some of the finest comics in the city Nate the world

who are here for you tonight to say some fucked up things to find out some fucked up things that we found out about them and we're going to have everybody do it in the funniest possible way you guys ready to get fucked up with us tonight yes this is this is is great. This is the spirit.

Let's go ahead and start things off with our first round. Let's get fucked up. Look at that. Right out the gate, we're getting fucked up, everybody. Yes, we will cheers to that. Single lady in the middle of the room. What's your name, miss? Taylor, makes her no point for the throat clearing

woman in the middle of the room. By the way, audience, you do get a chance to win prizes tonight, just like these comedians. So you guys are off to a good start already. You're welcome. Congratulations. Tyler, do you have any way of keeping scoring? Oh yeah, I already signaled the other people that are supposed to the show.

So ill-prepared. All right, Tyler. Let's go ahead and start things off. This is a show, like I said, where we've got comedians here, and they're going to be fucked up for you tonight. Now, what we've asked them to do is to prepare a set of what they think

is their most fucked-up material. It might be dirty, it might be dark, but it will definitely be wrong. And Tyler is going to give them points based on how funny and how fucked up they are. You guys ready to see what we've got from our contestants tonight. Make some noise.

Hell yes Perfect Now Tyler Tyler is going to be able to keep score In just a moment But let's go ahead and start things off Let's introduce our contestants Our first contestant

Coming to the stage Just won our rival show After Midnight Yeah You can make some Nobody watches after midnight in here Nobody's on cable to Nobody's got a Paramount Plus subscription in here

Surprise Thought you're too good for us Guess what? You're not Make some noise for Megan Galey everybody. The first thing wrong with this show being the day after the Super Bowl

do not let this cashmere turtleneck confuse you I am very Super Bowl hungover I threw a rager at my house yesterday packed with fucking toddlers kids everywhere and then also my friends

taking shots I took an edible in the first quarter. I don't usually, I'm a mother, and I do drugs, but it's usually after he's asleep, you know, like a good mama, and I decided to take an edible in the first quarter

to see if my husband noticed. That's a fun, you like it. You looked at, do you, did he ever do that? No. No, you'll tell. It is, but because I, honestly, you know, I'm not, I wasn't playing in the Super Bowl, and I was like, I'd like to have my own little game.

And the game is, see how fucked up I can get before my husband realizes. And I, because I had, like, set up for the party, done all the grocery shopping. I realize this isn't fucked up. I feel like I should get a point for even, like, being a mother. You know, it's just like, wow, that's fucked up to do to the earth. That's what everyone in L.A. tells me.

They're like, that's fucked up to have a kid. It's like, well, my kids have Asians, so he's going to fix it. But he's Filipinos. And I was like, I don't know if that's the Asian. that's fixing things. It's definitely the Asian that's like breakdancing. So if that's going to cure global warming, then my little half Bruno Mars is it.

Yeah, so I took the edible. And then I was like, I'm like good. Like I am being like such a good hostess, such a good mom. And then my one and a half year old ran face first into a raw iron fence. He's fine. He's totally fine. He has like a little bruise here, but he's so cute. you know, biracial, better ingredients, better pizza.

So here I am. I think the day after the Super Bowl should be a national holiday. I do not think we should have to go to work. And then, you know, we've been trying to get the, we're trying to get election day off for so long. I say, give us the day after the Super Bowl, national holiday, then put election day on it too. And then that's all we have to do.

It's like, is anyone undecided right now? Can you imagine? I'm going to see how the next few months play out. It's like, I'm going to see who's still alive. Because both of them ain't going to make it till November, okay? I've worked in hospice and elder care, and one of them's going down hard. I don't know which one.

If I could get a look at their feet, I could tell you which one's already on their way out. Once the feet start to go, you've got to call the family. One of them, most of their family's dead. Again, hard to tell which one. You know, it's like, they're so different, yet they're so the same.

So Valentine's Day is on Wednesday. It's also my niece's birthday. And I remember when she was born, her mom, my ex-sister-in-law, she felt so, she was like, oh my God, I can't believe her birthday is Valentine's Day. This is like the worst birthday ever. It's always going to be like tied to this other thing. And then my brother, my niece's father, had to remind his wife that his birthday is...

9-11! When you said Christmas, no, 9-11 is the Christmas of terrorism. 21st birthday turned 21 on the OG 9-11, and my other brother was so happy for him that he ordered 2140s to be deletive. Livered at my other brother's house at 9 a.m. So if you were my brother's neighbor, you saw 2040s get delivered and go, wow. Okay. We're rooting for a different team.

I am a mom. Are any parents here? You're a mom. Is this your daughter? Yes. Oh, my God. I wouldn't have even guessed. But, like, you're both brown, so it's like age is nothing.

Uh-uh. You know, like I was like, sister, best friend, but like you have the glasses and she has the headband and I do watch sitcoms. So you, you are the mama. You are the mama. How many kids do you have? Two.

Okay, should I have another one? Yes. No, okay. You hesitated. You hesitated hard because one of them is here. So if you say no, she's going to be like, Mom wishes she hadn't had to, which is like kind of how a lot of moms feel.

I've been asking people, I'm very undecided about having a second one. And so I will ask people. And everyone was like, yes, yes, yes. And then I realized I'd only been asking rich people. And like rich people don't raise their children. You know, like we all know a rich person that's like, yeah, I have six kids. Lupita says they're good.

So then I was like, I got to start asking poor moms. You know? I'm like, where do I go to find poor moms? Aldi. So I've just been sitting outside of Aldi yelling at tired moms. Like, should I have another one? And they're like, kill the first one. I aborted the first one, kept the second one.

That first one, that first one was full white. Nobody needed it. I'll be back. I don't know how many points you're planning to give Megan, but be sure to give her extra points for 9-11 is the Christmas of terrorism. That goes in the wrong quote book. Oh, my God. Okay guys, let's go ahead and bring on your next contestant.

You might recognize her from The Bachelor, the Bachelorette, and F-Boy Island. And yet, she's still single. Make some noise for Katie Thurston, everybody. Intro right before Valentine's Day. Nice to see you guys. So, yeah, I was on The Bachelor First. I was known as Dildo Girl, actually.

Yeah. It's not even for Only fans. Although, I do sell feetpicks. So my grandma's like, you sold your soul. And I'm like, yeah, my left and my right. No, yeah, I was on The Bachelor, and then I went from Dildo Girl to them The Bachelorette, which is like the true underdog story.

I don't know how it happened. But for those of you who don't watch the show and don't know how it works, let me tell you. So I got to be the prize, right? I'm the one woman dating 30 guys, and every week I'm sending people home. And towards the end, there's what's called the Fantasy Suites. All right, come on.

I wanted to take to the fantasy suites. Two of them quit the show. The producers are like, no, no, no. If you just stay for one more week, you're going to get more screen time, more Instagram followers, and you can bang this shit. And they're like, nah, I think I'm going to go home.

So yeah, I've been through some shit, so now I'm in therapy this year. Therapy's trendy now, you know. That's for the depressed people in the crowd. No, I'm trying to be like a better person. You know, like I recently stopped being friends with my ex, which is a good thing. Thank you one person over there. Learn a lot when you're dating or being in front of your ex, I should say.

For mine, I learned a lot about him based on, I'm going to try to figure out a way to say this delicately. What he does after he comes on your chest, okay? Because here's the thing, guys, in this room, a nurturer, a king, a caretaker, We'll wipe it off of you. Okay? So why did my bum-ass ex-boyfriend stand from the bathroom? Like a quarterback, throw me a roll of toilet paper. It's like single-plied, see-through,

disintegrating on my chest. Friends with your ex is kind of like fostering a dog, right? Like, you know you don't want to keep him forever. You know, but it's fun for a little bit. Like, you get to take care of him. He sleeps in your bed. Sometimes he licks your kitty. He was young.

younger than me, so that's probably why I didn't work out. But you know, in doggy style years, it doesn't matter. So yeah, I'm on the apps, anyone here on the apps? Ooh, whatever. See, whatever energy that was, I want to put that in a jar and give it to my mom next time. She's like, why are you still single? Like, um, matching matches, you know,

like I'm not doing anything with them, cards, you know? Like, I want to show people that I have them, but like, I'm not gonna play with them. I am looking for someone to make me squirtle though. That's for the millennials in this room. No, I did go to date with somebody once from an app. It was the only time. I went out at the end of the night.

I had a bloody nose on his face. Like, imagine being like, surprise, you have AIDS. Gotta catch him on, pogging on. Okay. No, being single though, it sucks because, I'm 33, so being on the apps is like getting everyone's like divorced leftovers now. Did I just kill the vibe? I'm sad for me too, you guys.

That's why I went on like five dating shows at this point. I keep trying. But no, if I say leftovers, I'm not even talking like cold pizza leftovers. Like that is me, I will put my mouth in the morning. I'm talking like discounted sushi on a Friday night at Vaughn's leftovers. Like, am I willing to put that in my mouth? The answer is yes. Here's the thing, I don't trust myself on these apps anymore

because when you have no children and you're in your 30s, suddenly you just want to like fuck everything, okay? You're like in your second round of your hoe phase. Like, I'm driving over the bumps on the road just because it feels good. Like, women aren't bad drivers, you guys. We're just horny, okay? I was at the dentist the other day,

has his fingers in my mouth. My first thought was Katie, do not suck on his fingers. He's like spit, I'm like, okay, daddy. I will tell you, starting over dating, you have to relive all of your insecurities, you know? Like my knees crack like a glow stick when I give a blow job. She laughed at that, relatable, huh?

Sorry, mom. Security though, it's called inverted nipples. Please instead of outies, okay? Like, most of you probably have a nipple looks like a little kiss. the frets, right? Like, a little, you know? Mine, mine kind of look like Kermit the Frog, you know, like a white person on a hike, you know? Except if a guy knows what he's doing, they will just, like, pop out. I used to call them booby-boners. Except sometimes only one pops out, so it's,

like, winking at you. Anyway, guys, that's in my time. Thank you so much. AIDS reference, come on the chest reference. We're fucking cooking with gas in the show. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Let's go ahead and meet our final contestant. This guy, he was actually on our very first show that we ever did, almost two years ago. He got too high before doing the show and he lost. It's most of why he lost.

He's back again, ready to see if he can pull it off again tonight. Make it for Frank Castillo, everybody. One more time, give it for Jay Light. Beautiful cow host, everybody. Tyler. It took me a second to remember. I'm like, oh wait, it might be too high. Well, it's good to see everybody.

All right, let's get into it. I just got back from Texas. I like Texas. Pretty cool place. Oh, you from Texas? Nice. Last time I was there, they had a bunch of mass shootings, though. And they were done by Mexicans, which blew my mind when I saw that.

Because I was like, holy shit. We really are taking all the white guy jobs. This is crazy. It's like, we're finally America. You know what I mean? Made it. All right. I still got like tons more.

So buckle up, guys. I've been fucking my wife a lot. And yeah, it's been pretty, as a married guy, when you have sex a lot, it's like fucking sick. It's super cool, man. She just, it all started because she switched up her medication. And she also, she also started reading a romance novel. She found off TikTok.

It's a book called A Court of Thorn and Roses. You hear that oh, that lady just made, that deep guttural sound? If you're a guy here, buy this book for your lady, it'll change your goddamn life. My wife was a sweet, innocent woman when we met. I used to be like, we're not having enough sex. Now we're having it all the time, and it scares me to death. I'm so fucking tired right now. No, yeah, it hurts after a third time.

It fucking... We had sex three times in one night. You know, crazy that is? It's never happened in my life. The third time I was just like, this is insane. I need water, lady. I wasn't expecting, you know what I mean? Because she used to be like, you know, sweet.

Now she'll text me like dirty things and it's cool, but it's terrifying. Because she'll be like, I hope you're ready to get fucked when I get home. I'm like, hey man, chill out. Can we talk about your day? We used to be friends. For real, you got to understand who this lady was. She never seen porn. Never seen porn.

Clap if you've never seen porn. Exactly. You fucking heathens. She'd never seen porn in her life. She was like, show me something that you watch. I'm trying to freak this woman out. You know what I mean? She'll have so many questions.

She'll be like, why are there so many people here? Because they're all friends. Teamwork, that's why. She used to never like say dirty things either. And now she'll like say dirty things. And I know it's because of the books. But it's like, you know, you don't have to lie to me. You know what I mean?

Like, we were naked and we're about to have sex. She looked at me and she goes, she looked at my dick. She was like, ooh, I hope it fits. I was like, dog, it's never not fit. You don't have to lie to me to make me feel good right now, you know? Should we like gag me with it? I'm like, I'll choke you with it. You know what I mean?

Like the way a popcorn girl gets you when it's stuck in the back of your throat. Like that, I'll do that to you. I'll tell you this. And I'll only tell you this. And I haven't said this before. But we, I don't know what book she read lately, but shit changed the other night. I came on her tits.

All right? Yeah. Pretty fucking cool, by the way. And I was laying down, and she looked at what I did, and she got her finger. And she went like this. Looked to me dead in the eyes and went, my stomach felt like I was on a roller coaster.

I was like, no way! She said my face looked like the same face that I had when she bought me on Xbox. She was like, that was the exact same face. This is what it's like. Just so girls here know what it's like. When a girl swallows your cum

or puts it in her mouth or whatever, especially when it's someone you love, it's the closest that I can imagine what it's like when a girl gets swept off her feet. You know what I mean? When you're just like, oh my God, Tommy Fowler was great.

You like, the guys, when they go to their friends, you're like, you have no idea what she did. It's amazing. Did I gross everybody out? All right, cool. Thank you so much. Run as Frank Castillo. Have a good night.

Thank you. Wow. What a time. Everybody, let's go ahead and bring out all of our contestants. Megan Galey, Katie Thurston, and Frank Castillo. Good night job, everybody. Makes a noise for all of them as they were all very fucked up been funny.

You sit there and then Katie, you go in the middle and then Frank right there in the end. Wow. What? We have really run the gamut of what we have possible tonight, Tyler. That was great. That was great. Tyler has been keeping track of everybody's scores

based on how funny and fucked up you guys are being. So, yeah, they love Tyler downstairs. They do. How's everybody doing, Tyler? Tell us what's the scores. Great sets all around. I have, uh, I have, uh,

I had, I originally was like, they all deserve 500 points, which is what I usually give for the most points. But then I remember Megan Galey, she said that she aborted a baby because it was too white. So I gave her an extra 100 points. 600 points, most fucked up. Yes, thank you. Thank you. That's a great.

This is great. Yeah, how are you all feeling after that round? You ready to continue to plumb the depths of what can be fucked up? I'm feeling like Frank's wife is the most fucked up. No, man, she deserves all the points. Let's give Frank's wife some points Let's just have a few points She's not here but you can bring a prize to home to her later

Yeah Frank Do you know what happens in some of those books by the way? Yeah A lot of cool stuff I didn't know until one of the books So Daisy Green my fiance is friends With your wife obviously And she told me one of the books that they both have read

It involves a lot of dragons fucking Did you know that? A lot of dragons fucking Yeah yeah yeah Frank is very up to speed No no no it's this weird thing that's happening with like, it feels like all the teens that love Twyhard, you know what I mean? Like Twilight nerds and all those

like all those girls are now in the 30s and they're like reading smut books, but it's like fantasy things. Sure, yeah, yeah. Are these dragons like part human or are we just talking bestiality? No, straight, I mean, it's a fantasy. I mean, the dragons are fucking the

dragons. Yeah, there's not like a dragon fucking a human. Do they have personalities? I mean, I don't know, I haven't read the book. Megan's saying, I think I've got some enthusiastic fan. When you said Dragon is fucking, I was like, what? And then I was like, I have read that. Well, let's go and move on to our next round.

Let's kick things off with entreatment, everybody. Yes, this is a great time to clap. Everybody here's got social. Does anybody here not have social media, by the way? Are there any smart people in the room who don't have social media? Good for you guys. This is around, obviously, you know, everybody has had some questionable things said on their social medias in the past, especially comics.

we've all said some fucked up things. Most of the time, we were smart enough to delete those fucked up things. Sometimes we are not. And tonight, we are going to show some of the posts that perhaps should have been lost to time. Delete things from those tweets

and see if we can have our panel of comedians guess which tweets they actually wrote way back in the day. Megan, you seem extremely nervous. And I've deleted stuff. I've actually been, I've actually been asked by a major Fortune 500 company to delete some things.

I was handed a list of 18 tweets, and I needed to delete all of them before. I was able to accept an offer. Wow. Yeah. And they were all good. Like, none of them were, like, racist. They were, like, funny and good. And I was like, okay.

Well, I wonder if we're going to find one of those. We will see. Now, I know the comics are a little bit on their heels, so we're going to start off with one of my tweets. I historically have a really bad track record. Right. Like, I've been tweeting dog shit for years, and I haven't had any Fortune 500 companies say that you should delete your tweets. So I just keep flinging them out there into the ether.

So let's go ahead and what do we have? One of these tweets is real. The other two? That's right. Not so much. So we're going to see the blanked out tweet first. Okay. All right.

Shout out to all the prepubescent boys blank. Oh, no. Okay, I said this at 12, 18 p.m. on New Year's Eve. New Year's Eve, 2015. This got one like and one comment. That's actually, that's pretty good numbers for me. That's pretty good. Fuck, I have no idea what this could be.

I'm confused. I bet it's about jerking off. It's probably about jerking off. I bet it's about, like, they don't waste all their time jerking off. Well, we're talking about my pre-Piebess in life. I mean, it's the countdown. Coming at midnight or something. Oh, there you go.

Near Eve, you know? Yeah, New Year's Eve, yeah. Coming at midnight, Frank. Are you sure Kevin Spacey didn't write this one? I think this was right around first apology video time from Kevin Spacey. It could have been. House of Cards Season 4. All right, let's see some options.

Shout out to all the pre-pubescent boys. waiting for their balls to drop at midnight. There's option one. Shout out to all the prepubescent boys in the gym locker room about to be traumatized when they see all the post-pubescent boys. Final option, shout out to all the prepubescent boys who don't yet know the pain

of getting an unexplainable boner at your grandmother's weight. I feel like that's the real one. Okay, I feel like I know which one it is, but yeah, I'm going to open it up to the panel. Frank, do you think it's this one? Yeah, because you have a hot grandma. I mean, my bad, had a hot grandma. Thank you. Pay some respect, Frank.

Katie, Megan. Eight years ago, how old were you? I would have been 25. I would have been, honestly, in this time of my life, I would have just gotten sober, like, three months prior to this. So there's no excuse for me to be tweeting this. I don't even have being blackout drunk to excuse this. Like I do for most of the tweets they get found on this show.

Who knows? Katie. I'm never with the first one. Okay. Midnight. I just keep thinking about New Year's Eve, 2015. Like, wow, what a time. Right, can we go back there?

Oh, my God, you're right. It's like, I'll have balls and let them drop. Yeah, like, Frank knows you really well. And so it's like, I think it's the first one, but then based on Frank, I'm going to go with this one and, you know, respect for your grandmother. Thank you. RIP.

RIP. Rest in prepubescent boys, grandma. I feel like I know which one it is, and I'm pretty sure it's the balls drop at midnight joke. Yep, I called that one. No, you don't have to clap for that. That wasn't a good joke. I always go for the joke. What a surprise.

Here's how I know. You just got tricked by Frank. Both my grandmas are alive. Frank's out playing the game, Megan. Look at that. Frank didn't show up high today. This is great news. Let's go ahead and bring Megan Galey into the hot seat.

Megan, come on over. Let's get you into needed. Yeah, bring that with you. There we go. All right, Tyler. Yeah. Megan, it's going to be all right. Okay.

Let's hit that space bar. Okay. So, it's actually Portuguese de Talhays. It's Portuguese. We know how they feel about black. The reason why it's in Portuguese is because Megan, as she mentioned, deleted a lot of tweets. This was found thanks for friends at archive.org. This is archive from Portuguese Twitter.

They're still out there. You can never really delete anything off the internet. That's what we've learned during this game. Black men blank. Classic me. Is it black men be shopping? This is, yeah, 23rd April. 2014, no

FHRs, no respondaires. This is nuts, right? Like, do you have any idea what this could be, Megan? No. Men make cuter babies. Yeah, that would be good. That would be

very on point. Well, let's go ahead and see some options. Now remember, Megan, if you have a flash and you remember which one it was, don't stay until the end. Okay. Yeah. Then we'll have Katie and Frank will guess.

Can we also guess which Fortune 500 company asked you to do that. Oh, I think that's a great, yeah. To shade it, it was the NFL. Easy enough. This one could have been on the chopping block. Let's see some options. Black men make it easier for me to shoplift.

Option two. Black men in bow ties make everything all right. Option three. Black men, that eat pussy? Not in my hometown. I want the last. one to be true so bad. Indianapolis.

Katie, Frank? Uplifting one. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, I think it's the first one, but I wanted to be this one. So I'm going to go with this one. Okay. Megan, do you know which one the real one is? I do. All right, which one is it? The second one.

It is the second one. And the reason I deleted this is because all I did was search black and deleted it. anything. Asian. I did it for a lot. I did it for, I black men in my hometown for sure eat pussy.

And I've never shoplifted. Honestly, yeah, deleting it by race is just good business practice. That's just a smart move. Pretty smart. So she segregated her. Katie, you ready to get in tweeted? I guess so. Thanks for Katie Thurston, everybody.

Katie coming over the hot seat. I'll be honest. I tried to log in. to my Twitter when I found out we were playing this game and I couldn't. Oh. So I'm locked out like permanently. So I'm very curious to see what we find.

Well, so what we learned, we had also had to go to archive to find your stuff. I have a whole PR team behind that, so this is gonna be fun. Go ahead and hit that. So we found actually your first Twitter account before you were on The Bachelor. This is, I think you were still trying to do like a YouTube or Facebook series called Vent with Katie.

I don't know. This is actually real. scared guys. This is one of the only tweets, a lot of your stuff got migrated over, this is one of the only ones that did not get migrated over. Never underestimate the power of blank.

Hashtag blank. 3rd December 2020, no likes, no retweets. Explanation is scary. Yeah. Any ideas where this could be? No. Okay. This is like, this is TV. This is right before. So right before, like, media training.

So I was just like unhinged in the wild. So I, and, it I have no idea. I'm actually so scared right now. Well, let's see what we got. Never underestimate the power of drinking a beer in the shower at 6 p.m. Beer emoji, hashtag thirsty Thursday. Okay, I'm okay with that one.

Never underestimate the power of a fully charged vibrator. Hashtag 15 more minutes. Dildo girl. On brand. Or? 15 minutes. I mean, you're running that power. If it's fully charged, and then at 15 minutes, it's like a dead?

10 different settings, so... Well, and the best ones, you have to plug in. Oh, yeah. You got to get something with the three-prong. For the grounding. Oh, great. Yeah, yeah, yes. I thought you meant for your pussy.

No. They have those, too, yeah. All right, never underestimate the power of the ice wall surrounding the earth. Ice emoji, hashtag flat earth game. before media training hashtag Katie was a flat author If you think you know which one of the real one is Of course, take a beat, don't say it

Megan, Frank I mean it's one or two It definitely is one or two Yeah, I'm kind of... I think two. I'm leaning towards one 15 minutes just seems arbitrary I mean, you were Dildo girl

after or before? I mean, I was always been Dildo So it's like the origin of in the shower head. It's like it's the origin story of Dillow. It is. I don't know that we're supposed to be working together, but I like it.

It's fine. There's none other than the rules. I'm going to say the first one. I'm going to say number two. Katie? I actually have no idea, but the first one feels very like pick me vibes of like,

I'm a cool girl drinking in the shower, you know? And I will say I've gone through a phase. So I think it might be number one. Let's see. It is number one. It's embarrassing, but it's, yeah. Katie in pick-me mode.

Yeah. Well, sorry, Frank, you didn't get the points there, but hey, good news. Katie Thurston, everybody. Welcome to getting tweeted. Frank, get yourself up there. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, there we go. All right.

I'm also very, very nervous. Yeah, the last time we did this game with Frank, this entwement was not a thing. I thought it was. No, we didn't have it yet. We actually, we looked, because your Twitter, Got taken over by a cryptocurrency. Yeah.

Frank got hacked by a crypto bro, and his Twitter has since been totally deleted. Yeah, it's, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. We actually, we looked on archive and all of the posts that we found on archive were honestly not that great. So we went to your Facebook instead.

Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! All right. So, Frank, you posted this on April 6th, 2010. God damn it George Bush

Blank then Barack Obama There I said it Do you have any idea what this might be frank Oh wait I really posted that? Yes Oh shit Oh no

What were you doing I truly don't remember What were you doing at this point of your life? 2010 so I just graduated High School in 2007 Oh good So I was three years out of high school That means I think I was maybe working at a bar

and going to community college. It was right before I decided to start stand-up. I'm so sad I just said all those words. That's the wheelhouse for who's like, you know what, I need to bring some political insight to Facebook. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyways. What I have to say about George Bush?

Let's see your options. What did you say about George Bush? Oh, you know what? I'm so dumb. I just realized I thought I meant George Washington. So now this tweet, or now this kind of, makes sense, but also I don't know what I said about George Bush. Oh, I do know what I said about George Bush.

Don't say if you actually remember, Frank. Remember. Option one. George Bush was a better first pitch throw than Barack Obama. There I said it. You got people in the front row who think this is the real one. Give them some points. He's too ashamed. He's too ashamed. George Bush likes Africa more than Barack Obama.

There I said it. I think this has a strong possibility of being true. Yeah, it's Barrett-Gabolo. Guys, east side San Jose education system, 26th in California. Let me alone. The only thing capitalized is because it defaults capitalized. Such an astute observation, Meg. By the way, this is what the conversation's like every time I talk to my mandarin.

I'm like, why haven't I gotten a writing job yet? He's like, can you spell Barack? I mean, I've known, Frank, to forget that Africa even existed as a concept. That happened once in front of our black friend, and I never, he's never let me live that down. Final option. George Bush has for sure gotten more pussy than Barack Obama. There, I said it. We got some definite yes.

I definitely think it's either the, am I even allowed to say it? Well, don't say it yet. Megan and Katie have the chance to cast first. I think it's the Africa one. Like there's Listen If you said this There's no way

There's no way You don't think George Bush? No I feel like George Bush He was fucking a lot He was fucking a lot George Bush was fucking cheating all the time Barack has been

So solid about his lady I'm talking like pre-Michel And now Pre-Mishol I'm sure he was tearing it up But also I still think George Bush was tearing it up pre-Mishel too right? Yeah We got one of George Bush's exes

Also, George Bush used to fucking play that goddamn... Wait, no, wait. I'm thinking Bill Clinton. God damn it. Bill Clinton's gotten more pussy than both of them. Everybody to buy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bill Clinton has gotten the most pussy out of any president,

and I think we can put that one down. Now you guys realize how stupid I am. Now it's like, did he mean Bill Clinton? We're trying to get into the... We're trying to inception a high 21-year-old bartender's brain. Frank, do you know which one's the real tweet? Do you know?

I said it was George Washington. Yeah. I want to say it's the first one. I want to say the first one. Okay. Let's see. It is the first one. Good job, Frank.

I wasn't good back then. This was for Frankistio, everybody. Folks, that was entweetment. And Tyler, let's check in with you. haven't had a whole lot to say this show. Oh yeah, you guys been rolling. It's been good. How's the scores doing? All right, right now in third place, you have Katie with 900 points. Second place, Frank, with

1,000 points. And first place, Megan, with 1,200 points. Good stuff. Still a lot of time left for this game, Jay. There is still a lot of time. We got our next round coming up right now. This is a topical round, brand new for this show in honor of Valentine's Day. We are, I think you've got to hit this space part one more time. We're doing a dating app game, everybody.

It's called Un-N-Rondon. Hinge. You sure? Yeah. We had to fade the music out. It was going to be too loud over me. All right, sure. I'm sure.

All right. Don't fucking question me, Tyler. All right, Jay. You got a suit out of here. Tyler is the only person of our producing team who is on Hinge actively. He makes no noise if anyone's on Hinge in the room. Okay, just one. Just one, just one person.

There you go. Okay, we got to, yeah, that's good. I like this. Yeah. What's your name? Nicole let's get Nicole a couple points look at Michelle a couple points yes now Tyler is on hinge so much Tyler I don't know if you guys would have guessed by his appearance Tyler be fucking Tyler's putting it down definitely more than not more than

I have to ask for consent so definitely not as much as he said all right now Tyler is actually doing so well at the hinge game that we have decided to have him open a business where he gets to consult on other hinge people's profile Yes, we're going really good, Jay. It's pretty good. Yeah. A lot of people, a lot of important people. Yeah, we got some of your special clients here tonight. On the board, we're going to have our panel help outsource some of the prompt writing.

It's very key. You've got to write these prompts so you get these likes. You guys know the two people here that are people. Let's go ahead and show our first celebrity profile, Tyler. All right, we got Justin. Oh, yeah. Justin, he's 52. He's 6-2?

Well, it really means he's 5-11. We know what that means. Yeah, politician, recently single, just separated from his wife. Picture him and Joe Biden. That's probably going to get some good likes. Yeah, yeah. 50% of them, yeah.

Now, your next, should roll on that next part of the profile, Tyler? My best celebrity impression? Aladdin, yeah, okay. It's pretty good. By the way, I don't remember Aladdin being that black. That's a street rat for sure. Oh, boy.

Okay. Look, even the two guys in the back know it's a bad idea. Yeah, we thought this picture was bad when it was just in black and white. And then you see color and you're like, well, black face really does pop. It changes everything. I think it's also with like the black face. One, it's terrible. But also, I think the deeper you go down the neckline is the worst.

Oh, yeah. He went all the way down. He went below the Adams apple. You can see where it blends. Anyway, let's see the next page. My Crying the Car song is Anything by Celine Dion, Canadian Legend, of course. Very good. Now, let's see.

What do we want to have him write for us, Tyler? I get myself out of a funk by. Ooh, who knows? Now, this is where our comedians would be coming up with stuff. We're just to show you what Tyler wrote just so you can see what he wrote. I get myself out of a funk by looking in the mirror and remembering I'm way, way hotter than Joe Biden. All right.

Tyler, I think you should take some points away from yourself because that's not got a very good response. Now you see why we're outsourcing. Yeah, that's true. Let's see what they got. Let's go and roll our next profile. Vincent. Oh, yeah.

Look at Vinny Boy over here. 78, 6-2. East Carolina University. Is that real? That's real? I've done comedy out by East Carolina University. They have a reputation. for having a lot of STDs. That's what I know about ECU.

Well, I feel like Vince also probably has a lot of STDs. Yeah, he's looking for somebody who won't sue him, currently dodging a lawsuit right now. Vince McMahon, uh, 6-2, which means he's 511. Let's see our options here. Biggest risk I've ever taken. Ooh, a video. Yeah. Let's you check it out.

You know, you know what this is, don't you? Oh man, let's see this video. What's up, boss? How you doing? Yeah. What's good news? to her. Just holding it down, try to take care of business. Keep it up. I'm a nigga.

I told him not to put it up there. I did tell him that. What's crazy? That's not the worst thing that's come out of his body. No. Let's go ahead and see our next slide, Tyler. Two truths and a lie. I have never jerked off to the Hulk Hogan sex tape. I jerk off every day to the Hulk Hogan sex tape. And I have the same feelings about minorities as Hulk Hogan.

Well, now, comics, this is going to be where you're going to fill in. We have a prompt here for Vincent. My therapist would say I, blank. What do you think Vincent should put in his dating profile right here? I think his therapist would say, stop trying to rape me. That's a good note. That's a good note. That's a good note.

I just, I can't imagine him speaking to a therapist in a... I mean, maybe he could have a male therapist, but we all know that's a waste of money. That's true. I have a male therapist, and I do not trust this man. Not an ER, then we're good. Good point. They're friends.

They're friends. Frank? They're brothers. I don't know. Brothers. Brothers. Brothers. Hey, not ER. Yeah.

My therapist would say, I'm the shit. All right, I'll do it again. Sorry, a little back track. If you guys knew that he shat on someone's head, and that's part of the lawsuit against him right now, you would have laughed at that joke a little bit more. All right, let's try it again. My therapist would say I'm the shit.

Do you still want to try the alt that you were going to say? No. Because it would imply I'd have to do a Hulk Hogan reference. Or a Hulk Hogan impression. I'm terrible. Do it. Do it. It's okay, brother.

You'll get over it. That was terrible. You asked for it. Take away half the points you gave Frank. Yeah, I'm on it. All right, let's go and move on to our next celebrity. What a nice looking guy. From my hometown.

His dad is a pediatrician, and most of my friends went to him. Oh, boy, oh, boy. Well, I guess it does run in the family. He's 6-2, which means he's into you if you're under 5-11. Public speaker, he's got a great, with this shirt of him chasing a bunch of children. You tell him to put that one on there, Tyler? I mean, like, you know, you're out and about, you know, show that you know, you do something. stuff, you know?

Let's go and see your next slide, Tyler. What do we got for him? One thing you should know about me is I only order kids meals. It's got a big appetite, this guy. Oh, they don't have, do they have Subway in Africa? No. Wow. You'll probably be able to guess what he did based on the context of what we're showing in this game.

Let's show you next. Next thing. Give me travel tips for anywhere with loose age of consent laws. Laws. How the age of consent laws in Africa? Would Jared like it down there? You know, he likes his pants loose, so, you know. All right, fair enough.

That's why we were right these things. That's why we rewrite these things. Let's show one of the comedians are going to have to put together for you are Tyler. Typical Sunday. That's a good point. I think Frank should start. Yeah, Frank. No, no, don't make me go up to.

Okay. Yeah, Megan went first. It's only fair. Typical Sunday. You know, just. Making a foot long with the kids. Katie? I mean, deep throat in those six inches.

Period. Those kids are packing. Damn, all right. Chase jealous. I got prepubescent boys on the brain, clearly. I'd become a priest and jerking it to paw patrol. That's good. You know what? You got to tell them to put that one. Oh, yeah, that's a good one.

That's a good one for sure. I love Bobadry. All right, let's see our last one. You got a lady in the house tonight. Elaine. Some booze? Some cheers. Some cheers.

Do you know who this lady is? Listen, if you thought what they do the kids in Africa's bad, just wait until you hear about what we do the kids in America. 62, 5'7. She does look really good for 62. She's a travel agent. What's on? I like about this lady.

Let's go in short our next post here, Tyler. My BFF's take on why you should date me. Great hang. That is a nuanced joke for like five people. It's only for five people, as it turns out. Next one. I recently discovered that. Assisting in pedophilia is a crime, I guess.

I said definitely a question mark at the end. I said definitely do that. Plausible deniability. All right, and the one of their comics are going to have to work on is Best Tramble Story. Katie. We're going to start with you. Disneyland, period.

No question marks there. Ever gone on, it's a small world while riding Stephen Hawking's lap. Jeffrey's plane was broken, so we got to take Air Force One instead. That's very good. And folks, that was unhinged. That answers.

Tyler's going to be sending you all some residual checks with his business rolling in the dough. Let's go ahead and move on to our, final ground of the game, the discomfort zone. Yes. We can clap for this one. Yeah, everybody should clap for this one. We got uncomfortable questions here. We had our comics saying some fucked up

things. We've dug into their lives. We've asked some questions and we've found some things that we are curious about. We've got one uncomfortable question for each of these comics that they will answer in the funniest, most fucked up way possible. We're going to start off with Megan Galey. Megan, come on over to the hot seat. Makes a noise for Megan Galey, everybody. Okay, Megan. Now, you did talk about this a little bit in your set.

Your mom? I'm a mother. A mother. We have a joke. I've seen you do this joke live. This is one of my favorite jokes you got recently. Did you have a natural birth? Did you have a natural birth?

And I'm like, yeah. Natural in the sense I writ front to back. I can tell you which experience is going to get five stars. And it's not the one where my kids. It's good stuff. It looks really good. It does. Yeah, thank you.

We've got, obviously, you use your, you start talking about your birth, you're being a mother, talk about your child on stage. Obviously, we've got this podcast that you do. I love my kid butt. You do this one with a couple other dads. You also have, recently we saw

that you took your son on stage with you. Yeah. Look a sweet boy. Now, our real. question though. He's of course, he's probably going to find out some of the stuff that you've said about him and about your

body over the years. So our question for you is, what will you say to your son when he inevitably confronts you about your comedy? Just question looming over. Moms have dreams and

my dream was to be able to talk shit about you in front of people that don't know you and for you to not be able to answer because you can't talk because you're kind of stupid. But you did get to live in a nice home that I put the full down payment

because your dad makes memes for the NBA for a living. So, you know, if you want to question me, that's totally fine. I think you should go ask your dad why he didn't sell any of his kirees, though. That's a great fucking answer. Make some noise for Megan Galey, everybody. Oh, yeah.

Okay, Katie, it's your turn in the discomfort zone. Makes an answer for Katie Thursday, everybody. Now you did, and we got a note for us for next time. We'll figure out the cable shit. We're making a real spider web of shit over here. All right, you stay back there, Jay. Producers, write that down.

Okay. Katie, obviously, there's a lot of stuff that we know about you from The Bachelor of Bacheloretta, Boy Island. You did mention this in your set, and we found this out in our research, is that you do have an OnlyFans. I do. And you sell your feed pictures on OnlyFans.

We're just in some free foot content. Now, go ahead and we do. Actually, I am a fellow OnlyFans creator. I just did one of their OnlyFans comedy things. So we looked to see how your OnlyFans is doing. You're doing pretty good 5.6,000 likes. It used to be $15.99 a month. Now it is free to subscribe.

Times call for desperate measures, you guys. But we do have, of course, you did it on your thing, your WikiFeet score is what led you to commit to doing an OnlyFans, and you have an incredible WikiFeed score. You've got almost five stars on WikiFeed. Yes, yes. It gets accomplishment in life, apparently. I don't like how far your tongue is stuck out, but yes, we will commit.

He actually is a subscriber. Oh, really? No, I don't know. Could be. He's like, quiet. My wife's coming from back. We've got some great reviews here. Surprise, nobody's commented before.

This girl has a rock and personality, but more importantly, some fantastic toes. Beautiful lady, gorgeous feats. She is incredible. I meant what I wrote, so. Our question to you is, what is the weirdest foot-related thing and only fan subscriber has asked you to do?

I actually know the answer right away. Great. Okay, so sometimes I get off track and I don't do feed content. Wealthy subscriber who is also a sub, meaning he likes when I talk dirty to him. Okay, but when I say dirty, I'm talking like shit dirty, okay? I had to ask chat GPT because I don't, I don't know guys, I'm very with no love. You didn't know. I don't know how to talk dirty with like potty talk, you know, and so I ask chat GPT for help.

Potty talk. Oh, you know, whatever they call it. Anyway. I think that's what Jared Fogle calls. What's hilarious is there's so many of your subscribers that are just hollering at an AI bot. So for $100 per message,

I tell this guy that I would love to shit on his mouth, let him swallow it. Whoa. Shit. Not into his mouth, just on his mouth. We can get creative. $10, $100, I'll keep going. Oh, my God.

And did he want any feet things? No. Just the shit stuff. And just words. I've actually hired a friend to take over the conversation for me, and we split the profits. That's fucking genius and smart

and get that bad girl. Make some noise for Katie Thurston. Katie Thurston. Outsourcing shit. All right, Frank. Well, I found out I've just been wasting a lot of money. I didn't know you were wealthy like that, Frank. Good news. I'm not. It's my wife's money.

Now, we got to see you talk about this already. I think we probably don't need to show the video. Me and my wife used to not have a crazy sex life. We know Frank talked about this a lot. So our question for you, we know what you've had to do in the wake of a court of thorns and roses to try and keep up with your wife sexually. But you weren't always like this, Frank.

So what was your biggest sexual failure with your wife? I mean, I hate to break to you guys, but I'm the second person my wife's ever had sex with so it's not a lot of failures. Why did you move? That's not her fault. She's lying to you. No, no, no.

I mean, anyways, it's a long story. I don't want to... Oh, we saw on the Facebook. We know how long the story is. How hilarious. All right, so I guess the biggest sexual failure I think I had was... I mean, I get... So there was one time where we were having sex

and I was I fucked up because I was on the edge of the bed wrong like when you're a guy and you have to fuck you know what I mean you got to like you're right yeah right so my knees were on the on the mattress right so my balance wasn't quite there so we're fucking and then I start to come and I go to pull out and I lose all my balance and I start to fall backwards and I'm about to come

so I have a choice to just stop right and like balance myself, but that means I'm not going to come because I lose it, right? Because you're like in the moment. Or I could finish coming and just fall and hit my head. Yeah, I fell and fucked my head. I'm so bad, but I came everywhere. I have one follow-up question, Craig.

Was this happening while we live together? No, no, no, no. This was at our new place. Okay, good. Actually, you know what? I will tell one other failure about us living together. One time Jay brought a... Anyways,

Maybe everyone... No, no, you can say it. All right, so Jay was... Anyway, so Jay was fucking a chick in our living room. And me and my wife, he was fucking the chick so loud. Me and my wife both woke up. And we just kind of had to, like, sit there and listen to him. I just want to make sure you guys know she was loud.

I was not the loud one. I was not... And the whole time, me and my wife were looking at each other, like, God damn, he's really fucked this shit out of us. Like, did it? And we both were like, we don't do it like that. That's crazy. Until you read a cord of thorns and roses.

Until she ran a quarter of thorns and roses. Makes noise for Frankistio, everybody. Frankistia. Wow. And that was to this comfort zone, everybody. Oh my God. What a fucking game. Great game.

Great game. Tyler is going to continue to tabulate the points. I think we have our audience prize winners ready. Do we have our audience prize? Thanks for Melanie, everybody. For audience prize winners. So we're going to go ahead and give out our audience prizes now to thank you for everybody who playing,

especially and thank you if you submitted. These are the people who submitted their worst week, and you're going to find out who had the worst week and who gets the best prizes. Third place. Let's go ahead and hit that spacebarre. Let's get that prize music on. One more time.

Oh, yeah. All right. Third place goes to Max, because Patrick Mahomes wins again. Max, where are you at, Max? Max in the back. Tyler, what they won. Spiritual divorce. Divorce is a catalyst for your life.

I found that on the street in North Hollywood. That's for you. If you go inside, there's like a little no-pets. It's like, don't date a Pisces man. It's pretty funny. It's going to send that. Second place goes to Amanda. Diarrhea in a shag rug.

What's your diarrhea? This is Jim Norton. Happy endings. You like that? You like diarrhea? You like that stuff for it. Fun. A dog. A dog. Hopefully.

First place goes to Tanita. This was supposed to be five words or less. This is not five words or less, but it won. For obvious reasons. Her middle school students

tried to get her to play a game called Border Hopper. Where are you at, Tanita? Let's give her what? Tell Tyler, tell Tanita what do you want? You won this book. It's the power of Kabala. On the street,

sunset. Now, we can't emphasize this enough. All the prizes tonight, Tyler did find on the street. streets of West Hollywood, rescued from the trash. True, true. But sometimes I'm driving on the street

and I see a box and I pull over and I check it. That does happen too. Now, let's go and give out our prizes to our comedians. Now, in addition to getting a prize tonight, all of our comedians do get our patented. Get...

Hold on, I got these three things. You got this get out of cancellation free card. One next time, a Fortune 500 company asks you to delete your tweet. Just show them this and say, fuck off the NFL. and we're here to help. Tyler, who won?

All right, in third place, we have Katie Thurster's third place with 1900 points. You got The World is Flag by Thomas Friedman. Check it out. It's about globalism, dude. Okay, very close. Very close game. In fact,

it was almost going to be tied until one of the contestants had 50 points deducted. So in second place, we have Frankaseo, we won Barrel Fever by David Sedaris. Careful, there's some water damage on that one. Below the top, it's a little sticky. And it means our grand prize winner is Bengali.

You won this book. It's What's Your Creative Type? It's a book that my ex-girlfriend left at my place, and I've just been having for years. And now it's yours. I don't want it anymore. Take it away from me. Please. I don't need it.

Folks. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah. I thought it was going to be for blowing up Jay's spot in front of his This was... Oh, she's heard way worse, I'm sure. All right, folks. We are here to cleanse your palettes now.

We don't want you guys to get out of here on a note where everything's been too fucked up. We've said some fucked up. We had a lot more pedophile references than we probably should have on this show. Nah, I disagree. In retrospect, more 9-11, less pedophile next time.

But we got everybody here ready to cleanse your pallets with their clean, wholesome jokes. Everybody's going to tell one and then get the fuck out of here. So let's go ahead and make it. some noise right now for a clean joke from wait do you need a second magnet I do perfect let's go let's start with Katie

Thurston because Katie is in third place come back up take this come back up take the thing Katie Thurston everybody Katie Thurton hair of jeans denim denim denim denim and that is my Thurston okay

Megan Frank which okay Megan Galey everybody Megan Galey who's there it's just a joke you don't have to cry about it Megan Galey. There's a lady making muffins and she puts them in the oven. One of the muffins turns the other muffin

and goes, holy shit, we're in an oven. It's hella hot in here. And the other muffin goes, Oh my God, it's hotking muffin! Frank Castino, everybody. Probably shouldn't have said shit in the clean joke, but for the try. Guys, that has been wrong and fucked up game show.

Make you noise one more time for our panel. Megan Galey, Katie Thurston, Frank Castillo. You guys been a great audience. I've been J. Ly, that's on Tyler Meznerich. Please make sure you tip your waitress, Maya, and come see us again, follow us at Wrong Game Show. We will be back here soon. So stay tuned.

Have a great night, everybody. Happy Valentine's, happy Mardi Gras. Thank you so much.