WRONG! A Fucked Up Game Show - #21 – JAMES CORDEN CAUSED COVID (ft. Lara Beitz, Lyall Behrens, Steve Furey)

Episode Date: September 27, 2024

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Hello everybody. Welcome to another podcast edition of Wrong, a fucked up game show. I'm your host Jay Light, and today we are bringing you an episode featuring our most recent show from the Comedy Store. First time in our new time slot 1145 p.m. first Saturdays of the month, this show was recorded just a few weeks ago on September 7th. It features Laura Bites, Lyle Barron's, and Steve Fury, and it is an absolute ripper. I hope you enjoy it. If you do, please consider subscribing, if you haven't already. You can subscribe to the audio feed right here, wherever you're listening to this podcast. And on YouTube, if you want to see full episodes, we just put all of our Edinburgh Fringe episodes up. We've got our new ones coming soon. If you want to come see us live, that is the best way to do it.

Our next show, you guessed it. It's at the Comedy Store next Saturday, October 5th. First Saturdays of the month, that's our new time slide. We've got ticket links in the show notes for that October 5th. fifth show. So please come check us out. Without further ado, let's get wrong. Live from the world's famous comedy store here in sunny Los Angeles. It's wrong. A fucked up game show. Our host is Jayla! Wrong, a fucked up game show. Thanks for coming to the show. I'm so excited you guys are here.

This is great. This is our first show back from Edinburgh Fringe Festival. We lost all our momentum. As it turns out, a real treat. Who likes game shows? Make some noise if you like games show. Guys, I'm Jay Light. I'm the host of Wrong a fucked up game show. That's Tyler Mezzan Ridge, my man in the corner. A scorekeeper, he's going to be keeping track of how funny and fucked up our contestants are being tonight and give them some prizes.

But don't you worry because you guys get some prizes too. Because here's the thing. It's like Jackson was saying, this is wrong, right? Most game shows you want people to be right. Not here. Here, we love it when people are wrong. We celebrate it when people are wrong. We're going to do some fucked up things to these comedians tonight.

Because that's really the wrong part, right? We're gonna find out what they think is dark and dirty and fucked up and all that stuff. Ultimately, we're committing psychological warfare against my peers on this show. That's really what we're doing here. But it's all in good fun, we're all here to celebrate. We guys ready to celebrate the fucked up things

that we say and do? Yes. Excellent. We are going to start off, Tyler, is a segment that we love to call worst week. It's okay. We'll figure it out. Fucking thing sucks! Hey, there you are.

All right. Perfect. inassailable, inalienable, inalienable timing coming from Tyler. Welcome, guys. You get perfect, perfect timing coming right at the Bill O'Reilly Sounddrop. That's what we're looking for.

Welcome to Wrong. This is a fuck-up game show. And you guys are part of our audience, which means you guys now are eligible to win some prizes. It's right. Our first prizes of the night do go to the audience. We have partnered with our friends

at Maxwell Farms to give away some weed-based prizes tonight. We got a lot of goodies to give away, but we got our first ones are gonna give away right now to the people who we found had the worst weeks and those are two lucky individuals

you guys are gonna get to vote on who had the most fucked up weeks sit a little closer yeah we're not gonna this isn't one of those kind of shows it feels like you're a hitman here to kill everybody in the far up

you're like there they are I like this all right we're gonna start off Hunter Hunter in five words or less

your week was fucked up you lost race to scooter parenthesis shroom So I have questions about this. So you raced on foot against the scooter? Correct. Okay. And you were on Shrooms. Yes.

And now with someone else on the scooter? Yes. Do you know the person on the scooter? I do. Okay. It wasn't just like, hey. I'm going to be on Shrooms. I want to challenge a random child at the park. It was 4 a.m.

It would have been late for a stranger scooter race. Not in West Hollywood. Am I right? And why was that fucked up? So on trumes, you know, you feel a little esoteric, a little athletic. I didn't think I knew what the word esoteric was until I did trum's for the first time. That's pretty good. All right.

And as you're racing it on foot, the human body actually accelerates faster than the scooter, so you get an early lead. And you're going very fast. And you feel really good about yourself. And then that slow, quiet, high. of the scooter is behind you. And as your body fatigues, you experience kind of what I like

into the tall tale of John Henry as he loses. To the machine, yeah. The human body is no match for the machine. Jay, I'm convinced this guy does shrooms. Our other contender for the worst, most fucked up week is from Alyssa. Alyssa, where are you at? Alyssa? Hey! I like Alyssa.

All right. In five words of less, Alyssa's week was fucked up. marrying dude my age. Everybody had a strong reaction to that. Much stronger than to the shrooms thing. This lady over here's gasping. I like that. No, that's good. That's what we need. We need strong reactions to the show, Miss. Alissa, your mother. My mother. And how old is your mother?

55. And the dude, how did you, how did she know him? I'm really sure. My brother told me today. I'm estranged for my mother. I don't talk to her for obvious reasons. She's crazy. but he told me today that this guy is 31 years old and they're getting married at the end of October. Wow. Now, are you going to go to the wedding?

No. Well, maybe if we give you a nice little prize from Maxwell Farms, you can tolerate that wedding a little bit more. I think we can do based on the reaction alone, I think we know who had the most fucked up week between these two. I think it was Alyssa. Alyssa for sure wins some prizes.

Tyler, what did she get? Well, listen, what do you do you like, do you do drugs? I do drugs. Do you eat your drugs or do you? Edibles or pre-rolls? Oh, hey, well, let's do this one. It's a banana chocolate chip weed thing. There you go, it's for you.

Wow, incredible. You're welcome. It's legal here. Do you guys know that? And let's go ahead, let's get one of those, let's get a pre-roll over here for a hunter. How about, hell, let's make some noise for a hunter. Hunter's getting a pre-roll.

So he can accelerate at the proper time against the machine. Feudal race, feudal devices. Folks, we have had some things we've talked about. Now we know why we had a fucked up week, but let's go ahead and find out what our comedians think is fucked up. This is a game where they're going to start earning some points called Let's Get Ficked Up. Yeah.

Now, you guys are doing great as an audience so far, and don't you worry, we've got more audience prizes for the best audience members. Keep up the good work. Yes, I like the sound of that. What is your name, miss? Jennifer. Jennifer.

Let's put some points down for Jennifer. She's given a good reaction. It's really easy to get points in this game. You just say, I want a prize out loud. I want a prize. Oh, it's good for you. I get points for it. Are you Scottish?

We love the Scots. We hate the royal family. Fuck those inbred fuchs. Fuck those British pieces of shit. Those inbred fucks. I drank iron brew. Less than a month ago. I am very, we were in Aberdeen, it was great.

It's the oil capital of the UK. Did you guys know that? Neither did we. We vacationed. My wife and I vacationed. We spent our honeymoon in the fucking Cleveland of Scotland. Makes much for my wife, everybody, by the way. Our producer, Daisy Greenland.

I wasted all of our honeymoon money to go to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, and we are never getting it back. Well, with how well the show's going, you'll make it back in no time. I think so. Guys, let's go ahead. bring up your next comedian. Our first contestant

of the evening. He is black. He is from Oakland. What an intro. He loves wine. So his favorite racial slur ends with a hard noir. Makes a noise for Lyle Barron's, everybody. All right, get up for a white house with them big ass lips. You got some

niggilips, Jay. I feel like you'd be related to Babe Ruth for some shit. They're just fucking, motherfucking coming up here looking like Larry H. Parker and just being like, we're gonna get fucked up. I thought I could just do comedy, and I'd be like, oh, I'm gonna line up at the store

on a Saturday, good shit, and then now I'm like, oh shit, I'm with these white comedians saying all this fucked up shit. I don't this fuck's gonna happen. That's why I haven't done the rest battle yet, because I don't trust you individuals. Normally, I would say crackers, but I'd like to maybe fuck some of you tonight.

Is that fucked up enough? Can I get some free weed from you, long-haired white man? Is that enough? That's like fuck these crackers, but I want to fuck them. All right, let me go harder. I don't like your dogs. All right, do that happen? You help?

I don't give a fuck about your dogs. I'm tired of seeing them. They leave hair everywhere. I don't really, because look, here's thing, Jay was like, because I got the message, Jay was like, you gotta have, oh, let me do my Jay impression. You gotta have fucked up material. Because every time even when I talk to Jay, like,

Like, even when I talk to him and he's giving me a compliment that feels fake, you know, like, that's... He's like, that was a good set. I'm like, nigga, fuck you. What the fuck you mean? Like, why you say that shit like that? But, like, y'all know, he's like, he's cool, but he's fake. But he's doing so. Like, you're his wife, you know?

Yeah. We talk about you with the therapist. We're good. Oh. I'm... Because he's like, he's black. from Oakland, look, I am a nigger comic, all right? So, like, there's certain things, and don't fucking say it, Jay.

Like, don't, your lips can say it, but you can't. Yes, I tap the mic on my thigh, because I don't give a fuck. It's midnight. Nah, man, but it's like, I don't be having them types of, like, and then there was a dead baby, and I came on his face. Like, I don't be doing that type of fucked up shit. I just have shit that may make white people uncomfortable, and it may make the, it's midnight, the bitches.

uncomfortable. Because I talk about certain things in a certain kind of way. Like if you didn't get confidence until he was the age of 25, you may find me threatening. That's your fucking problem. From the streets. I'll tell you this, I'm a very fucking horny man. Like, I'm very fucking horny. I'm like a big black man telling you that I'm horny. Like, is that cool with you, skinny white lady? Driggin a high noon? You cool hearing about my shit? You know the fuck you're not little Bobby Altow looking, you know, I want to fuck you, I'm sorry. Right? Like rocket power.

I fuck with you. I'm a strong opinion on that. The one is, I think men, before they need to get, like, before men settle down, like, we need to really do everything to the fuck we want to do. Like, I feel like, because, you know what I mean? Like, you know what I mean? Like, you know what I mean? Like, you know what I mean? Like, you know what I mean, like, the little shit.

like, I was wondering if you could just put a finger at my butt. Like, that's a Wednesday for me. It's not wrong with a woman doing a reverse layup. It's a woman finger. It's something, like, men suck men dick, women suck men dick. It's like, it's who you doing it with. Like, so I say all that to say is like, I remember, like, I'm 33 years old. I'm about to be 34 in a few weeks.

And I remember Bing Bros came out in 2005. I was like 13 years old. It was very exciting. 13, 14. And like the thing that stuck with me, it wasn't the sex. It was like this big, round, pale butt. It was round as fuck, right? It was just black penis.

We don't need to say what it looked like. We know what it looked like. And he was just tapping on it. And I was just like, nigger, I need to do that shit when I get in the game. So I said, all this is like, men, it's certain things what you do when you get in the fucking game. Oh man, I just got the light.

It's so fucking scary. This is my dirtiest joke, and it's like two minutes long. All right, let's do that. Let's do the YouTube real version of this. Anyways, I think every man, by the way, I'm gonna sound super fake when I said, I'm gonna do my J-Light impression when I say this. All right, I'm gonna do my joke in a J-Light impression.

I think every man needs to have a fucking threesome, nigga. You have a threesome, right? Because it's like, and the thing I learned we have a threesome is you need that, like, mental toughness when you had that shit. You know what I mean? Because it's like what I had like my shit is like it's like the woman there was a guest like she says some shit That like ended up hurting my fucking feelings because you know I'm like fucking feeling myself

You know I'm like you know we're there we're on vacation I don't want to get too graphic but I'm gonna say so I put two fingers in my mouth and I wiped it across both they breast back and forth back and forth like I was playing a sexy game of angry birds and I put both my fingers in my mouth and I said, um, four lovely ass titties right from my motherfucking face, um, ah, we out here. I was feeling good. And the woman, the bitch who was a guessing the motherfucker threesome, she gonna grab my titty and say, you mean six lovely ass tithes. I mean, oh my God, that's my time. Mila Harris. Get up for you, wonderful host. Lill Barans, everybody.

Make a laugh for her. We got one very, very dirty set. Very excited to see what else our comics think is fucked up. I mean, great impression of you doing the N-word. Honestly? I thought it was you. I know. It's like he heard me saying it to a rap song

in my car by myself. Crazy. All right, guys. Your next contestant, you guys ready to meet your next contestant? Yes. He and I dated the same girl at the same time

and she chose him over me. But don't worry, there's a happy ending because they also broke up. Make some noise for the very funny Steve Fury, everybody. Steve Fury. I've gained a lot of weight since then.

I just want to say that up there. Used to be a lot better looking. So I thought, I didn't know he meant dirty material. I thought he meant sad material. So I'm going to do four minutes of sad material. So we'll try that. Fucked up, Reese said I had to stop drinking. Six weeks.

I fucked up. Pretty bad. You know you met, my girl, she came to me, she goes, hey, I think you're developing a pattern. of bad behavior. I was like, it's called a routine, number one. It's like an Olympian. I practice it every night.

I'm going to go. Going to Perry in a couple months. No, I fucked up. You know you fucked up when you drank too much. You ever drink a lot, and you went to sleep, and you weren't in a fight. And then you fucked up while sleeping, and you woke up in a fight?

Is that ever when he went? Because I didn't know I was going to be a fight, Because when I went to sleep, I went to sleep hammered, but before I went to sleep, I ate, I remember this too. I ate six packs of Welch's fruit snacks, right? So in my head, I'm like, this night's great, you know what I mean? My antioxidants are peaking right now. I'm a human assaybo. This is, it couldn't go wrong.

I went to sleep and I woke up 8 a.m. and my girl was just slamming doors. I'm like, what the fuck? What the fuck is going on? And she comes in. She goes, hey, you know what you did last night. And I got to be like, let's just pretend I didn't. Just real quick, pretend I had no idea. Then she goes, you know, someone threw up in the living room.

And in my head, I didn't know I did it, right? So I was like, is someone breaking into houses? I'm like, has this happened before? We've got to stop this man. He's throwing up in people's living room. And then she goes, I think it was you. I was like, listen, babe, we both know I can drink. I don't throw up in living rooms.

And then she said there was Welch's fruit snacks everywhere. I was like, that might have been me. That does sound like does sound like it could have been me. It's been hard for me to walk. This is going to be more pathetic material. It's been hard for me to walk for a while, right? My knees really fucked up. And so I went to a doctor

and I got my whole body scanned, right? Because it wasn't doing well. And they found three tumors. inside me they found two one was in my hand one was in my arm and they were both benign and then they found one that was the size of a little bit bigger than golf ball in my knee behind my knee right and I don't know if you ever been I went to Cedar Cyanide was supposed to be one of the best hospitals in the world and I went to the director of oncology at Cedar Cynite right and I went

in there I don't know if you've ever been in one of these kind of oncology weight rooms was fucked up you know these people are fucked up and out in my head I was just thinking I can fucking beat anyone here in a game of basketball. I think I could, I think 21, I'm like, first I'll do baldie, then patches up next, I'll hit him with some post moves, they got no fucking chance. I was really scared, right? Because I never had shit, and then I know I had three tumors inside me. And then I go in there, and the guy goes, he is the director of oncology at the Cedar

Sinai. So he's a bad motherfucker, right? And he goes, hey man, he's like kind of, and I don't know if you, ever been like a surgeon like this they kind of feel themselves you know like hey what's up man you know I'm one of the I'm on the bass motherfuckers doing this thing you know I was like bashful I was like I didn't I mean just a little tumor I didn't know I don't get the best guy but you think like tumor could be for you like oh he goes first off man I've been doing a very long time one of the best people in the business he goes I looked at your you know MRIs

cascans shit like that and he goes I want to tell you I saw the two months He goes, I think it's filled with water. He goes, you got nothing to worry about. But I got to get in there so I can learn a bit of a little more. And I'm like, this is awesome, right? That's sick. And then I lay down, they do the thing. He comes back, goes, hey, first off, I want to tell you,

was completely wrong. That thing was hard as a rock. And I was like, damn, Doc. So you're the best, right? You didn't even get the right state of matters. I would hate to see you in a water balloon fight. You just hit me with a fucking brick. I'm like, I had no idea.

He was like, listen, I had to get in that water balloon if I had to see it, it turns out it hit you with a brick. So I had no idea. All right, guys, that's my time. Steve Fury, thank you very much. Steve, Fury, everybody. Steve are going for Steve. I like the addition of pathetic

as an option of material you can do on the show. We'll add that to the canon now. Wrong, that's very good. Guys, it's time to meet our final contestant. You're ready to meet our final contestants? Thanks? Oh boy. Hey folks. Have you ever wondered

what if Mickey Mouse had tits and was from Wisconsin? Well, wonder no longer. It's Lara Bites, everybody. Make choice for Laura Bites. I broke and then got so scared to say that I have tits. So what a fucking pussy. Give it up for Jay. So funny, giggles

at his own card. I'm getting a colonoscopy on Tuesday. That's for the first time. Thank you. I guess. Thanks for that. Yeah, I have an anal condition where for about two months at a time, I piss hot lava out of my asshole about 15 times a day. It's debilitating. It's rough stuff. It's rough stuff. I don't usually open talking about it. But I'm on this show.

I expected that to say wrong and not my name, so that kind of fucks. me on that joke, but fucking here we are. But yeah, I got this thing. My doctor prescribed me antibiotics. I went to pick them up. Insurance wouldn't pay for them twice. They turned down paying for my antibiotics. And

I was like, well, what do they cost without insurance? Like, I'll just pay for them. $2,800 for a course of antibiotics. I was like, do you guys have, like I heard of a thing where people suck dick for pills? Do you guys

Got anything like that? A program? Maybe like a dick-sucking line I could hop in so I can get my fucking life-saving medication that I desperately need. Like I think I'm dying at this point. Like there can't be this much

coming out of me. But there is. And I was talking to my mom. My mom was like, are you still doing the diarrhea? I was like, what do you mean doing? The city I chose. This is a cross.

I bared. Like you mean, am I still a victim of the natural disaster that is my asshole? Yeah. I remain a survivor for now. Unbelievable Duke. But yeah, I'm having a colonoscopy. I'm kind of psyched, honestly. They're going to sedate me.

Your girl's a drug addict, 10 years sober. I'm excited. I never been sedated on purpose before, like, medically, you know, safely. And my insurance only pays for the, like, the shitty kind. So they'll only pay for me to, like, be awake and pretty much know what's going on, but just, like, not care as much. And I'm like, fucking works for me, dude. That's a perfect amount, honestly.

I don't want to sleep through my buzz that I get... Once every 10 years. I'm like fucking rock and roll dude, I'm ready to party. I'm be shaving my asshole that morning singing in the top. Just psyched. It's happening in two days. I'm looking forward to it. A long time ago, this was years ago. I paid someone to burn the hair off of my anus with a laser beam. You guys ever check that out? Assholes laser? Wild ride, right? Did yours come back? Dude, my came back. I'm like, what the fuck, bro?

Did you know yours after the show? I'm a... I was like, I couldn't you to get the fucking woman. She's just like, hold your butterpard with your hands. I was like, oh, my goodness, okay. I was like, boy, you really never know. Thanks for that, by the way. I heard the click of the shutter.

Awesome, dude. Really looking forward to Instagram tomorrow. I really never know what you're going to get with a group on, do you? Cool, I'm glad you guys. still laughed at that I don't usually set up a joke a minute away from the punchline but I got distracted just realizing that I just have my picture professionally taken that's nice oh and it's both sides because there's a mirror look at you over there still holding my ass apart and I'll tell you why it's because I haven't told this joke in five fucking years I'm looking for

the end of it man oh is that does that light mean that I'm done you can wrap it I'll try to wrap it what's the end of that joke oh yeah so this fucking bitch was just like, so then they lit my ass on fire, you know, and I screamed because my asshole was on fire. And then this fucking woman has the audacity to be like, it hurts because there is a lot of hair back there. I'm told by the ass hair bitch right now. Is that where we're at? With some hair back there, that's actually what brings me in today, believe it or not. I didn't just wander in off the street to show you my asshole

finish it and then she did and then I'm done too I'm finished I'm finished Laura Bites everybody Laura Bites and let's bring out all of our other contestants Stephen Fury

let's get Lyle and down here where's Lyle I see he's coming he went home he didn't understand the nature of the show he didn't hear that he wasn't listening very much speech he wasn't listening during the speech Don't worry about that You just crush and then left

He was taking it I like this yes make some point We get some points up here in the front row Tyler What she said? She said you were taking a dump First off I'm very protective about where I do that Like I'm an only child

So I'm very like I don't even like to hear people talk about doing that I don't think only child had anything to do with the poop thing Because I'm an only child I'll let it loose anywhere Yeah I was looking for the connection.

Well, I'm a better share than you, Stephen. Well, you better sharing dumps. Yeah, I'll share a feces. I used to work in a summer camp. Feces isn't the plural. I only do it one at a time. It's just one feces at a time. That's why I have to go so often.

I think it might be. Yeah, one feces. One feces. Could someone look that up? Do we have someone doing, do you have one of those guys? Long hair guy. Is that the new Korean pop band? Yeah.

One feces. One feces. I was Cooning, if you must not. I was just Cooning in the back. I was Cooning. I'm not going to comment on them. Hey, Tyler. How's everybody doing on the points?

Wow, what a round. What around. Everyone was very funny. You know, I really thought that a lie was going to take it home by being so desperately horny that I knew the year that Bradgers came out.

Jesus. Desperately? Nick, just say horny. Don't make it desperate. You at one point were like, I want to fuck you to an audience member. How more desperately does you mean? That's art. That's art. That's art. That's art. You want to say R&B is desperate?

You probably would, white man. She'll the fuck out. Let me enjoy my black ass art. Depending on the song. I might. And a woman that I just said it laughed when I said that. Right? Yeah. So she's cool with it. So I want you to be cool, Mr. Meg old women comfortable? Fuck you. But give me some weed later. All right. All right. We'll talk about later. Okay. All right. The most fucked up said that night.

Our bites, all right. Nice. Russian asshole. I won stand-up. It was a stand-up competition? I mean, I do. My chair was the grossest one. You're most fucked up, most funny.

I'm glad I didn't know that ahead of time. That makes me retroactively nervous. I mean, I said I had three tumors, but no, sure, her. Her butthole hair thing was far worse than my maybe cancer I'm dying of. For sure. I might lose a leg. She lost a hair. Yes.

You said they were benign. Two of them. I hang in the arm one. Two. Two. We're waiting for the leg one. Three. I went to the bathroom.

Took me one second. Yeah, three. I didn't even go to the bathroom. I went in and put chapstick on. And I come back and you had three fucking tumors I missed out on? Two benign. What a fun show, right? What a great.

Is one malignant? I'm waiting to hear. Three tumors. We got two malignants on the show. I'll tell you that right. Wait a minute. There's three beers. Oh.

Oh my god. Hey Tyler I do think we should give some weed out to our Scottish friend here in the middle by the Alright let's give some week out of scott hey Scott do you eat weed or do you smoke it? Do you eat weed or do you smoke it? All right well really let's go more into this I'd like to find out you guys smoke it through the bagpipes You guys smoke it through the bagpipes In old country I love it we did see we did see some scots doing all sorts of drugs when we're in Edinburgh Those were good.

That's what they're doing. I got offered cocaine. I've never felt cooler my whole life than when I got offered cocaine. I can not imagine a Scottish person on cocaine. It sounds fucking awesome. They talk. And that's why she gets the points.

Folks, it's time to go ahead and move on to our next game. This is a game called Intuitment, everybody. God, I'm going to hate this fucking good. Yeah, this is fair. God, I'm not looking forward to this game. Yeah, everybody on the, the panel is scared of this game for a good reason so what we've done is we've gone through all of their old social media we found things that they said didn't tell us

they were doing this by the way didn't say it was at 1 a.m. either so we're all learning a lot of things right now I didn't say it was at 1 a.m. that's true I didn't see Lara also brought up she's like I have to be here till 1 a.m. when I booked her on the show early this week. Of course I fucking brought her because you didn't mother be on my show at 1145 I was like yeah he's like you have to stay for the whole show we'll have you up by one in the morning. But listen, no traffic. There's no traffic.

So it's like if you left at 9 p.m. Only people who are blacked out will be on the road with you on the way. This is the place to work on your tumor and asshole burning jokes. Where else are you going to get that guarantee in Hollywood? We are going to start up with one of mine.

We always start off with one of mine, don't you worry, guys. So you guys can get an idea of how the game works. You chose? Whatever. No, no, no, no. I never know. I never know what it is. The producers, You know what's happening? You've been accepting speeches you used to post any time anything happened in your dumb life.

You're going to be fucking mortifying. I love to see his tweet. He's like, Martin Luther King was a hero. Wow. Very brave, Jay. So let's go ahead and roll my tweet. I don't know what this one is. Apparently it's from July 18, 2019.

944 P. COVID's not real. We're blanking outwards. are going to try and guess what the real one is. My favorite nigger porn parody is blank. Pretty cigarette. Meeting the Browns. This is pretty good for me.

One retweet 18 likes. That is fucking primo numbers. Let's go ahead and see some options. Option one. My favorite white supremacist porn parody is a toss-up between American history sex and girth of a nation. Good tweet.

That was just the shit you deleted, Jay. So what are we doing right now? We're voting that this is real, or you're going to show three and then we know? We're going to show, yeah, there's going to be two more that I'll show you. You're going to try and figure out which one's the real tweet out of the three.

Option two. My favorite, Cohen Brothers porn parody, is a toss-up between, oh, stepbrother, where art thou, and no cunt for old men. Oh, yeah, that sounds like Jay. That sounds like me. That feels like me. Option three.

My favorite Jane Austen porn parody is a toss-up between pride and pre-cum and I'm about to blow every gentleman in my social circle. Actually, I feel more like you. And I see the embarrassment with the way you're covering in your face. So I'm voting that's you right there. It's a second one.

So you got C. Yeah, I got C. Lyosine C. You're B. I'll do A. Laura's going to B and Fury's going A. I think it's B. I had the movie podcast at the time. It feels like some movie shit I was trying to get into the circles. If you're trying into the right thing, to get people to listen to my movie podcast.

It's the movie one. Yes. Thank you. They're all pretty good. Good job. Why did you get ratioed so bad on this one? I don't know. 11 comments on that one. Who fucking knows?

Should have bumped it up. I don't understand. This is like as well as I ever did on Twitter. I'm like, oh, is that bad? That's why I quit. I'm big on threads. Me and the six people on threads. I won't do threads.

I'm like, I'm done. I'm still on Facebook. with the cones. Oh my god. All right. Hey Lyle, you're up now. You come on over to the hot seat, dude. Get on over here.

Make some nice for Loyal Barron. We saw you delete your Twitter every once in a while. Like, you do a full cycle through. What's you mean? So we've looked just like on your Instagram. It's like when Chris Delea learn that Snapchat? He's like, hey, hey, niggins. Hey, hey, shut the fuck out.

You can get a good comeback. All right? Don't be like the niggina like, little girls. Like, you can choose something. somebody else, bro. So you, you, you know, like, we were looking on your Instagram,

he had some tweets that had clearly been deleted from like a long time ago. And, uh... Wait, how can you tell you've been deleted? Because we can't find them on the internet. We go to your Twitter and we can find it.

He said, how did you know that they existed if they're gone? Because he posted... That's what I'm asking, yeah. Because you posted them on your Instagram. Oh, yeah. Oh.

There's a curb your enthusiasm plays right now. And then it's like, it's all about curation, my brother. Yeah. And this is what. one of the ones that you... Driving engagement.

This is one of the ones that you curated. If we're going that route. This... 1232 a.m. 3 likes. February 13, 2022. No, no.

Don't mention the likes, thinking. I don't be on there like that. I screenshot it for the gram, all right? So don't mention the lights with your little bitch-ass social media ass. All due respect.

I love you. But like, don't do that. But yeah, don't mention the likes. That's a week. All right. Anyways, go ahead. So there were three likes on this tweet.

Which said, blank by ethnicity. Black, blank, Mexican, blank, white, blank, Asian, blank. What was going on at this point in your life? That was probably high as fuck. It's like 12, 22 a.m. I'm just enjoying myself. I'm not taking the shit seriously.

Why is you? It's a good answer. The sad thing is this isn't that long ago. So like, anything you said, you're still the same guy. I'm not like, you're not like I was 25 years old, man. I was like. Stephen, no, you were in some moments. To get back at me for some shit, chill the fuck out and just be on my side, all right?

So, Lyle, we're going to show three options. If you think you know which one's a real one, don't say it till the very end. Steve and Laura will get a chance to get first. Option one, badass little kid names by ethnicity. Black, Demetrius, Tyrus, or Annie, it's French nonsense. Mexican, Christian, or Anheel, Angel. White, Dylan, or Raylan. and Asian, can we make fun of them again yet?

It's good for Oakland. We had we stopped Asian hate at this point. I think in 2022 was the Oakland stop Asian hate thing. That was really old people were getting punched in the face in Oakland. No one else, no, you don't even help me on that one. Because you said niggas was punching Asians in the face. I'm not going to co-sign that. I knew what was happening, but I'm not going to co-sign it, Stephen.

I didn't see who. So Sacramento ass, sacrily. Y'all fucking innocent. We were there. how to riff on it. Give us a second shit, dude. Option two. Worst car drivers by ethnicity.

Black Escalade, Mexican, lowrider O'Kineo and a Jesus mural. White, truck with sticker of Calvin peeing on a Chinese flag. And Asian, all Asians, JK, but like really no JK. I like how intensely you're nodding at this one, sir. That's very intense. Do you think it's this one off the rip? Do you think it's this one? What?

Do you think it's this? Do you think this is the real tweet? It's a good one, let's see. All right. Like a man who hedges his bets. Option. Oh, go ahead, go on what you guys? No, this is crazy because today I was thinking about this low rider that was parked outside of my old place when I lived in Chicago and it had a...

Jesus mural? It had a mural of the Virgin Mary. No, no, no. The mural was it had a picture. Missing his low rider That's great That's fine I was just thinking about it today

That's incredible I hope we all get a chance To see that car before the end of our lives I was just thinking about that Option three Food that makes me pee out my butt By ethnicity Black Chitlins

Maxxian So water White fruit salad with marshmallows Asian Kung Powell Pomeran All right we know which one Hunter thinks Is the real tweet I think Steven Laura

Which one do you all think use a real tweet. God, it's tough. I would say I'm going to say C. Okay. I think Kung found Palmary and it seems like a loud joke. I don't think you would say food that makes me pee out my butt. Yeah, you're right.

Because I'm very classy. You just don't strike me as a type. I feel like you got too much pride for this type of tweet. Are we flirting right now? I don't want to be. Like holding eye contact. I got to look away. No, that's just being an alpha male. Oh, you were threatening me.

No, no, no, don't fucking white lady's shit up. You were scared. You were scared. I feel threatened now by the nigger. No. I feel threatened. I also feel threatened. I wish I could cry on Q.

That would be so funny. See, this is my problem with the fucking comedy story, and the white comics got the run of it. I was going to agree, like, we flirting, but then I was worried the guy was going to be like, he's being aggressive with the women again. He was whistling at her. I'm gonna say shit.

Laura, which one do you think is a real tweet? Which one do I think is a real tweet? Well, Laura, Laura still got a guy. It's your fucking tweet. The kids' names one. What's the kids' names? What's one do you think is a real tweet? It's the kids' names.

It's the kids' name! Points, points, points, nice work. Steve Fury, it's time for you to hop on over to that house. See, get on up there. Make some noise for Steve and Fury, everybody. Let's move on down the line. All right, dude, so we got a tweet from yours of, uh, Pretty old, because I don't delete anything, probably. Pretty old, yeah.

This is our dream on this show. People who don't delete shit. March 2nd, 2016. Honestly, pretty good numbers for entreatment. 10.25 p.m., two comments, six retweets, nine likes. Let's not count the fast. Yeah, I can always spell transvestite and hashtag L.A. Did I spell transvestite right?

You did. That's pretty good at 10.30 at night. I'll take that right now. I can always tell transvestite in LA hashtag or hashtag LA blank I wanted everyone in L.A. to know what this tweet. You know, I was like, if anyone looks up L.A.,

you're tapping in to the culture. Inspires St.C.C. This was a long... This was before I even moved here, I think. Yeah, this must have been right around. Yeah, close to it. So if you think you know the real one, when you see it, don't say it,

because Lyle and L.A. We'll get a chance to guess first. Option one. I can always sell transvestite in hashtag L.A. because there's only so much leeway when you're tucking it in skinny jeans. I'm better than that.

Oh, I can't say it. Option two, I can always tell a transvestite in hashtag LA My Secrets. I know y'all got secrets too, player. Or option three, I can always tell a transvestite in hashtag LA because they are the only beautiful women

that look me directly in the eye. Can I go first? Can I go first? Yeah, what's this one? I'm gonna go by number three based on his pride of that. I know where you lived at this time, and I know that there were always those people who came by, and I know that they were in one time eating cheeseburgers. You guys were just like, hey.

I was like, I don't think you're supposed to be in here, but... Okay, yeah. That's the one. Is this the one? Did everybody get it right? I think everyone got it right. I can also tell because the R. That's the way I talk.

That's not that bad. I actually can take that one. It's pretty good. Yeah. Makes nice for Sue Fiery. And say, we've got a tweet of yours. Oh my God. From 2015.

Oh, my God. And we're gonna just put it up on screen. We're just gonna see. Oh, this is so bad. I hate this feeling. This is gonna be so bad. Oh my God, it's not gonna be funny. It's probably not even gonna be a joke.

Oh, damn it, dude. 2015 is a different time, everybody. Let's see the tweet. Not different enough. So you can't. Do you know how actually like relieved I am? That's good news. Yeah, you can't blank and not be retarded.

Hey, two likes, Lyle. Two legs. All right, cool, cool. Yeah, but you did do that at lunch, so it's a little bit sadder. People are up. Yeah, what was going on at this point in your life? What's going on? I was one year sober

and I should have known better. And I think I kind of thought we were going to do a full circle with the R word, but it never came to pass. Well, I mean, now we kind of are. Yeah, I'm fine with it. Can you say it again? We can say it again?

Man, my nephew would not be cool if I said it, though. Is... Fucked every single. I'm like. So... No. Let's go ahead and see what we got. You can't wear a helmet everywhere and not be retarded.

Unless you're a construction worker, then being retarded is a perk. That's leading for me. I can see her getting flirted on by some Mexican construction workers and be like, Enough is enough. And like, I can kind of see that. Option two. You can't have boobs, believe in Santa, and not be retarded. You have to choose two of the three.

Oh, I see the three. smirk all right I think I know it I see the smirk all right I don't remember option option three you can't masturbate in public and not be retarded I'm serious it's the first question the police ask all good all solid as as as number I'm gonna jump in and guess go right ahead I get her joke writing style I would say it's number one I think I could see her voice saying that one okay I'm going number two just because I just like picture like fuck you men so I'm well no what was fuck you mad about number two was the girl with the boobs believe oh oh my bad number one was

the construction workers yeah I'm gonna number two all right we're going number two all right we're going number two blinded by the boobs Laura which one's a real tweet do you know I think it was number two that seems the most to me like something I would say yeah well let's see did I win fuck When do I get my weed? Laura, let's go. Nice work. All right. Tyler, let's go ahead. Tyler, let's go ahead and move on to our next round, shall we?

I feel bad that I said that the mic smell bad because it is like a belly room mic in the middle of the fucking night. It smells bad. It does smell. It's got an odor to it. It came at me. Like, I wasn't smelling it. It came to me.

Yeah, they all smell bad. This one is not as bad as that one. All right, let's all. Let's spread these around. Everybody, we're going to talk. We get three chances and find out one mic smells the best. Let's go and move on to our next game. This is a game called Clu-Anon, everybody.

Turn the freaking Frost game. Do you understand that? Turn the freaking Frost game. Bound a shit is crap. So we know what conspiracy theories are, right? We have conspiracy theories. This is a game. We love the game Clue.

You know, you gotta figure out who killed what with where and all that shit, right? We're gonna believe something similar with conspiracy theories. We're going to give these conspiracy theorists right here, who and to what. They're gonna have to connect the dots and convince you, our gullible audience, that their conspiracy theory is correct. So you guys are gonna be voting here. You guys are gonna have to make some noise if you think it's a good enough conspiracy theory to give these folks some points.

We're going to start off with Lyle Barron's. Lyle, why don't you go ahead and come on out here? What are we doing? We're taking seats. We're standing up. Let's stand up. I like standing up. Let's make a noise for Lyle Barron's, everybody.

Whatever you want, man. So, we have some wheels of conspiracy theories. We've got some wheels of who's and what's right here, ready to spin around. Yeah, let's have Lyle move this way so I can see the wheels. Oh, yeah. Lyle, can you, yeah, just back up just right there? That should be perfect. That's the opposite bit.

This is the right. I just stay sitting down. You know what? Yeah, why, but you just stay sitting down. I think that's fine. I think we can all just stay sitting down. We're getting our fucking bearings back, everybody. He was in Glasgow for the last month.

I forgot to bring the cards that we have nice printed with the logo of the show on it. Is the show more than monthly anyway? Yeah. I mean, we... This is a lot to put together. Let's hear it for Jay. We go on the road.

We do a whole thing. You can find out all the shows you've ever done. Go on our podcast. and go on our Instagram. Anyway, Lyle, let's go ahead and give Lyle or who. And guys, we're going to need you to clap. Do a little classic slow clap. Show that who.

Show that who. Show the who. Or the what. It's the what. It's whatever he did. There we go. What? What?

What? What? What? What is it? What is it? What is it? Oh, this is perfect. A topical one.

So you're going to have to explain why Ragan the breakdancer competed for Australia at the Olympics. Yeah. Yeah. There we go. I like that. Lyle laugh. Apologize to the breakdancing community.

Who is behind it? Let's find out. Let's get some clap for who. Who? Who. Who? Who? Who.

Who? Who. Who? Who. Who. Who? Big ghost. Osama bin Laden.

Lyle. You have 30 seconds on the clock to tell us why Osama bin Laden did what is basically the 9-11 to the Olympics. of Ray Gun competing for Australia. Stand up or sit down. Stand up, take this mic. Let's give you this mic so you get a little bit more real. Make some noise for Lylel, everybody. Lyle Barron.

Lyle Barron's everybody. Okay, so listen, so they had Ray Gun. What is Ray Gun? That's a gun, what is she doing? Breakdancing, that's a black art form, okay? Gun, black art form, violence already. Who set that up? Osama bin Laden, my brothers and my sisters, okay?

My vanilla brothers and sisters, okay? Why do they do that? To separate us. They want to have the man. from down under to keep the brother from down under and they want to steal our art form because that's what the white man wants us to do so we can keep into fighting over here in America with 3Ks. Do you feel me my brother? Do you feel me my brothers? Do you feel me my sisters? Do you feel me my sisters? Al-Salam al-a-a-lakem al-Sahalaam. Australia's. I'm motherfucking hate them.

There we go. And that is time, everybody. Incredible. Incredibly Oakland. Very Oakland way of doing it. Tell business. You already know. Oh, my God. That's good. I love that. That was fantastic.

All right. Let's see that what. Clap for the what. What? What. What? What. What?

What. What? What? What. What? What? What? What?

What? What? What? It's a very L.A. The Black Dahlia murder. I don't know what that is. But okay. Does anyway,

hold on. We can get, we can go to a sec. Does anyone, does anyone know enough about what that is? . No. No, nobody knows what it is. Let's skip.

We're going to move on to the next one. Close, close. They know it? He doesn't know it. He doesn't know it. I think it's an actress got murdered in a mansion. Great. Let's go.

No? And left in pieces. She was left in pieces in a field. Okay, then we got in a field. Yeah. Hell's off. Oh, in front of a house? Okay, whatever.

No one, no. I don't think anyone actually knows what it is. Let's close. Remove and do the next one. Do it again. All right. What? What?

What? What? What? What? What if he was like, what, what, what, what? This is for double or nothing. Oh, great. Okay, cool.

A classic one. Cool, good one. COVID-19. It's already on 20. Yeah, it's already. Let's keep that one. Nah, you got to. Make Carlos Rodriguez proud.

Spin that thing for real, Tyler. Let's get a who. Who? Who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who. All right. James Corden. All right. Oh, I just got a little more time.

Steam Fury, you have 30 seconds to explain to this audience why James Corden caused COVID-19. Ready, set go. James Corden was losing in the views thing for late-night TV, right? He couldn't beat any of it. He couldn't be Colbert. He couldn't be anything. He goes, what am I going to do? Took a trip to Wu-on. Completely made up something. No, I'm kidding. It was real. My wife was a COVID nurse. A lot of people died. James Corden did not, which allowed him to leave CBS at some time. I'm sorry, this is very hard to do.

James Corden was losing in the ratings to all the other late night coast. He wanted to do something to boast up the ratings. He said, what's one place that I can do something that no one else could do anything that will not have COVID? He goes, in my car. COVID-19 was just a thing for him to do car karaoke. There we go. Let's go. If you guys need more answers, watch the movie Cats.

It's great. All I answer is in here. Laura Bites, everybody. Laura's going to do some stuff. I don't know why I did a full 360 turn around. That was weird. It's late. Let's see a what.

What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

What? What? What? What? Oh, shit. Oh. This is a good one. Jeffrey Epstein's suicides.

Who is actually behind it? Let's find out. Who? Who? Who? Who. There we go. Taylor Swift. Why is Taylor Swift behind Jeffrey Epstein's suicide?

Laura Bites is going to tell us in 30 seconds. It is one in the fucking morning, and you're making me do mental gymnastics, the likes of which I wouldn't be able to do by the light of day. Why did Taylor Swift fake Jeffrey Epstein's suicide? Yes. I mean, nothing comes to mind, man. Like, you got me. I'm stumped.

Taylor Swift wanted another jet plane that she could drive all over the world. So what she did is she faked his suicide, took his plane, and now she gets to travel to Little St. James Island. Can we do that? We can do that. We can do that one.

I like that one. Pretty good. Steve and Fury pinch hitting for Laura Bites, everybody. That is great, though. I like this idea. I sit back now? You can sit back. because that is that game.

Oh, this is why I did that. That's why you did that. Nice work, everybody. Is I gonna done something with a mic? I'm so tired. We're almost there. We got one more game and then we're wrapping this thing up. Tyler, how's everybody doing on the points?

Oh, it's very close. Actually, was Steve just stealing that? He tied for first. It's 600 points for Steve and Larry. Lowe's right there with 50 hundred points. He's close. When did I fucking start losing? You were doing great until the very end.

right there where you're like Steve just take my points until you literally gave up you're doing great oh man all right let's go ahead we're playing our final game this is a game called the

discomfort zone everybody oh boy yes yes I like that this is the bad this is a bad one this is one you saw a little bit of what was going on Miranda Meadows actually just told me what the fuck you did before the show you didn't say shit to me

but We weren't that close anyway, but we're not going to be friends after this. It's all online, all publicly available. Yes, but no one looks that far back. It's like it's SNL or something right now. You're putting it on the big screen in my home club right now. We'll see what you got. Watch it's like something totally flattering and awesome.

I mean, you're okay with the retard tweet, so anything's possible at this point. I'm not great with it. I said it was a joke and that's some fucking... viewpoint. Yeah, you'll be good. All right, let's go and start off with Lyle Barron's. Lyle, now, just one note for all of our communities, this is their last opportunity to get points.

They've got to answer these questions. Well, we're starting up with Lyle. Lyle, we looked about a lot of stuff. We looked mostly at your Instagram. Your Instagram was very interesting to us. Didn't you say he, like, wiped all his other shit all the time, though? He did, but except his Instagram. His Instagram, we got shit from, as far as over 500,

almost 600 weeks ago, like this one with him with... How many years is that? It's like... Times it by two. It's 12. Just pulled the shit up. Yeah, let's go. Let's see this shit.

This is, yeah, this is Lyle Barron's from 586 weeks ago. There's Lyle. Why are you... I was happy then. I didn't... I'm not thinking about... I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it. Good job. You're happy.

But we just noticed there's a pattern that you had of like there was a... You'd be with a girl, and then you'd hashtag the... kind of girl. You describe the girl. You're like hashtag Latina girlfriend. You comment on yourself, ha ha, ha, yes, sir.

You know, that's the kind. We just noticed. And this is a pattern that you established as your time went on. So we saw another one. This is from a little... Oh, you do multiple things. Oh, yeah, there's a couple things. Jay never had bitches.

That's why he got to, like, pull this up. No offense. This is a little bit more recent. He did get bitches, as a matter of fact. That is his wife. We don't need to talk too much about it, but... 471 weeks.

Hashtag stick Asian. Hashtag big booty agent. Oh, my God. That Dorsey's Locker? That was an old indeed. By the way, just see I know. He said Dorsey's Locker and I, you know, whatever. I started tuning.

That was a very urban comedy room in Oakland, so that was really funny. You guys would know the reference, but I just had to let you know why his life was so hard. SW FitnessPT said, nice. Let's go and move on to the more recent one that we found. This one's quite recent.

296 weeks ago. Oh, my God. Now, it's not a hashtag, but you did get your Jewish chink, and you know Hebrew. That's pretty good. Now, based on the patterns that we've seen, we have one question that we need you to answer right now. Fuck Mary Gill. Hashtag Latino girlfriend. Hashtag big booty Asian or Jewish chick who thinks you know Hebrew.

Wow, that's so funny. Desperately horny, standing by it, Jay. May I go first? May I go first? Fuck Latina girlfriend. Mary, Jewish chick who thinks you know Hebrew and kill Big Booty Asian. I liked it. You didn't even have to answer this. Don't get mad of me.

I didn't call up with a fucking jail. I just said I like it. That guy odd my answer. He was like, oh. I liked it. No, that's good. But this is really Liles to go. So, I mean, Fiori, if you want to have an answer.

I'll let him dance with this one. Thank you. I would appreciate if y'all shut the fuck up for you on now. I'm gonna fuck the Latina girlfriend. Nice. I'm gonna fuck the big booty as shit. I'm gonna fuck the Jewish shit. Like I'm like the fuck.

I like to fuck, Jay. I think if you say it louder, it'll make people feel more comfortable. Wait, wait, let me, who's the white person that would seem most uncomfortable? I'm a... There's a few of them all over right there. I'm a fuck! I'm a fuck! I'm gonna fuck all of them.

I don't want to marry none of them, bitches. I don't want to kill nobody because I'm a lover. And let's move the fuck on. All right. Sounds good to me. Let's move the fuck on. It makes noise for Lyle Barron's everybody. Right here, I'm excited.

Let's go. All right, Steve Fury. We looked up a lot of stuff. We went back on your Facebook. We went back on your Instagram, your Twitter. We found your email address. Stephen Fury 916.g.m.com. Yeah.

Yeah. Which we also found that's linked to your Reddit profile. Oh my God. Hello, Fury! Your face, your face, your face. I don't use Reddit, so I don't know. Well, you used it. I was trying to post jokes on there or something?

Yeah, so you used it. You literally have like five posts on Reddit. So three of them, you tried to post. You posted one joke successfully and then you posted three So quickly Then you posted three more And they got removed by the moderators

of all these suburbists And then you basically didn't use it after that at all Except for one post When you went to R slash drugs during the COVID lockdown in 2024 Or 2020

Or 2020, excuse me This is four years ago Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, I can see you. I've been known to take oxy coffee. So, yeah, this is of R-slash drugs. Two-five milligrams of oxy.

Just looking for some advice. So I haven't done any pills in about six months. Just don't trust the street ones anymore. But I found two five-m-G oxy-rps in my wallet. I want the most bang for my buck. Should I snort them, eat them, or what? I know it's not much, but I'm bored as fucking quarantine. I'm already propped gonna take him with a little tequila

to make him hit harder. Any suggestions would be dope. Would be dope? Would be dope? That's how we know it's Steven. It's the one letter. Ladies and gentlemen, Stephen Fury Future. That's me right there.

In a nutshell. So we found this post. It got actually got a top voted comment that you replied to. So it's from a jag grammar. Best rat for hydrocodone slash oxy is rectal. If that's too fabulous for you, snorting

one and any of the other probably give you the best results to which you replied, ah damn, I just ate both. Next time, fudge. I'm fine with that. I do know now if you only got five milligrams, you don't want to snort it, it won't do that much for you. So there you go. What am I supposed to do with this other than laugh

about how that you found that? That was good. That was crazy. It was pretty good. I know. That was great. I know you're a man of drugs. I've seen you do some drugs.

I know you're posting a bathroom drugs. I just quit. I know, you posted fudge, which is, you know, milk, lemonade around the corner of fudge is made a very colloquial. So our main question for you, if you can answer it,

is tell us what it was like putting drugs up your butt. I have never put drugs up my butt. I got to be honest with you. But if you do do drugs and you got like a five, milligram oxy. It's not going to do anything for you, right? So at this time I was

like, maybe this will be the time to do it, but I just did that. Would I ever put drugs up? No. I've never done it, so I don't really know what it's like. I don't know how to do this one. Well, let me ask you this instead. So you found drugs in your wallet that you decided to do. That was a lot. Yeah, yeah. I probably

found them in... I used to walk around West Hollywood. And you'll find shit in West Hollywood, dog. And so I think I probably found two fives. And I've done a lot of drugs off the street before. Yeah, I know. I found, dude, I found one time in West Hollywood out front of the abbey,

I found a $20 bill folded up perfectly in a square, and it was filled with white powder. And I was like, you know, this is gay cocaine. This is going to be fucking tight. They got the best cocaine, and I did it, and it was fucking speed. And I don't know if you've ever railed speed, but you know the second, because the fire goes from your feet to your head,

and it just burned, and I was dancing out front of the Abbey for like 45 a minute. So I've never boofed anything, but I have snorted a lot of things off the street. I mean, that's a good enough answer to the question we didn't even need to ask. Steven Fier, everybody. What a champ move.

That's very good. That's so funny. All right. I didn't know. People could find that. I thought that she was private a little bit. It's your fucking email. It's your email address. One Google.

God, that's so funny. So, Laura. No, it's okay. Have fun with it. So what is your, you're sober? You're almost, what's your sobriety date? Okay, that's very good, right? It's tough to do.

Stuff to do. I hope to get, I hope to get. You're about to make me relapse, so I don't know why you're, acting fucking supportive right now. So we found some stuff. I know you did you posted

yeah you commented on this before we even did it so we found some pictures we went on her Facebook page and Laura had done this thing she started doing it we don't know what her sobriety level was like at the time but it was before she got sober

where she was photoshopping your face you're photoshopping your face on the animals oh this oh I don't care about this at all I don't care about this at all no I was dating a graphic designer for a little while you were Yeah, and this was him flirting. This?

Yeah. This was him flirting. He made that. Our graphic designer for this show made fun of how bad this was. Fine, dude. I mean, we broke up. I don't know of shit. When did you, yeah, this is July 15, 2011.

2011? Yeah, I'm over it. When did you, when did you break up with him? I got dumped every time. Did you date him in 2013? because we found a lot of these in 2013. Like we found this one again in 2013. Oh, it ran it back. Hell yeah.

Yeah. He was like, she won't remember. She's hammered right now. Lizard. We didn't get the right cropping. There's a lot of, there's a whole menagerie of lower animals at this time. A couple months later, we've got... We got the camel.

Yeah, I think we do have the cat one. Oh, I fuck that. May 13th. Yeah, dromedary. We're like, Dramidary, right? Great comment. We got a couple. I think a couple, like a week later, we have this one.

That's an owl. I liked that one. That's a good one. We also have this, like a month or two later, this snake. That's pretty good. He's getting better, Jay. He is getting better. He added, look at it.

You can't even see. There's no artifacting with that tongue. That's tough to pull off. I feel like when Canva came out, it fucked his whole life out. It was like, what do you mean anyone can do this as easily as possible? What do you mean? Bass Art.

The last one. of the cycle we found was at the very end. This one, this one was pretty great. Yeah. The room falls silent. Did you enjoy this? Did you enjoy this? Yeah. Are you guys still thinking about COVID? By the way, which do you regret more? The drinking or the

bangs? Which one do you regret more in your life, Lara? Well, I have the bangs still. But now she's not doing them herself, so that's the good thing. Now they're professionally. Our question for you, Laura. This is one. we have a lot of Laura animals in the menagerie

and I think it's safe to say that not all these pictures that were taken of your face you were sober during all of these pictures. My guess is that you will probably drunk a little bit during some of them. I mean I was drunk during most pictures that were taken to me before 2014. I love it. So we're going to see

if you can tell on your drunk self a little bit here with this question. We need you to rank your lar animals from drunkist to least drunk. We're going to Go ahead and pull them up right here so we can see all five. So yeah, which ones are the drunkest to the least drunk? Laura, go ahead and walk us through.

Not drunk. Drunk. This one was on one of my times where I was trying, blacked out. This was one of my times where I was, I know I wasn't because this face was taken out of a picture of me next to like a pyramid of Diet Dr. Pepper Cans that I had put a. away when I was trying to not drink by myself. Very Midwest. I blacked out. Gone, gone.

I think I, yeah, this is the same thing. So yeah, I think this is the only one I wasn't, I guess, most to least, most. I'm going to go actually. I don't know. You're making a real party, a good time face in the picture. It was my birthday.

So I was probably, I was probably, fucked up because I know that there was a cake in that picture I was excited about. And then this was at a show, so I'm sure I was loaded because I used to black out and then perform. Same? Yeah. Yeah. All right. Was that, did I do it? You did it.

Makes an noise for Laura Mike to everybody. She did it. And folks went to discomfort zone. It wasn't really bad. That was not bad. No, this game was about trickery. We trick you. We trick you to think it's going to be worse than it is. That was fun.

One shit. We've got Tyler's gonna tabulate the scores, but while he does that, we have one nice thing. We wanna make sure you guys get out of here on a nice, especially because you stuck around so late. Make some noise for yourself, just sitting around so late. Thank you guys. Love y'all. We're doing our late slot.

We're figuring a few things out, but we have not one thing to figure out, which is that you guys are a fucking awesome crowd. So thank you for that. While Tyler figures out, yes. Make some noise for yourself. While Tyler figures out the scores, our comics are going to do a clean, wholesome joke, our palate cleanser to cleanse things off. Because we've done a lot of fucked up things,

so we want to make sure we get out of here. On a nice note, we're going to start off with Lyle Barron's coming up here and telling his clean, wholesome joke. Make a noise for Lylel, everybody. Lai Barron! I honestly don't think I have one of these. I don't know.

Jay, you've seen my comedy a lot. Is there a joke you think I have this wholesome? Oh, okay, but I cussing them. Cool. You guys okay with that? All right, cool. All right, it's... By the way, y'all,

Neo Gen Z, what the fuck are y'all? Well, I'm right, making it about you guys. I was talking the entire crowd, but... First off, I was looking at your friend, not you, all right? So don't make it about you guys. This ain't a group thing, this is just... What's your name? Reagan? This is a Reagan thing, alright? Don't make it a...

I want to call you Reagan now, because he's so dope. He was a president, don't worry about him. He's so dope. I like that. I think I want to get some AIDS with you now. Alright, um... My man, it's clean, clean. Clean. All right, clean, I'm bad, I'm bad.

Audience, all right, we just, we're just doing comedy, all right? Why you got to be like... Clean, wholesome joke from Stephen Fury. Let's go. So are you singing? No, I'm kidding. So I'm pretty good. Just got back in town. My buddy flew me out to Austin, Texas, to Catsit for the weekend.

If you want to know the economic disparity in this country. I got an opinion. I don't know if Cats need to be sacked because I was there for three days. and I don't know if he has a cat I'm gonna be honest with you right now I fed something for three days giant shits never saw another living animal all right thank you very much

whew! Fireflies are crazy imagine going into a chrysalis one day you're just like I don't know I feel like I just need to do this and then you're just like pregnant with yourself for a while I don't know if it thinks it's dead

It's just like a booger and a cobweb? And then one day you emerge and you can fly? What? Before you could only like scoot 10 feet a day. You barely had a body. Now you can land on people. Watch them think it's a sign. Watch them be like, oh, it's my grandmother watching over me.

And you're like, no, I'm a bug. Thank you. That's my wholesome dog. There we go. Laura Bites, everybody. Oh my God. Well, Tyler, that is that time. We've reached the end of the show.

How did everybody do? Let's hear about who's getting prizes. Well, well, well, Jay, we had quite a round, quite a good game. In third place, he is desperately horny. It's Lyle Barron's everybody. Racist! You got this book. All prizes I found at a pre-book library in a bar in Culver City.

It's the music jubilee. And Jay, just read the insert of that. Yeah, there's one paragraph here that we found. I found this book. So, peace and harmony are two words. that clearly go hand in hand. Add music to the mix, and you've created a powerful trio that fashions the

foundation for understanding how to achieve the goals of the Mideast peace process. Congratulations. A lot of Barrens, everybody, third question. All hands is Sammy O'Bade. In second place, it was very close. It came around right to the end. Unfortunately, she gave steeper points away.

So, Laura, second place. You got this. Massad, the greatest missions of the Israeli secret. forces. Again, I found it in a free library and a bar in Culver City. That's for you. You just got banned from Hollywood for having that. You're out. And our winner, Steve Fury, you got this book. I fought the law. I fought the law. It's a photo book. Of all the laws, all the

laws that can be broken in states. Shit that's illegal. Random shit. This one of my favorites. In Arizona, you may not have more than two Tom Rose. That's a great book. That's a Tom Rhodes bid. Thank you very much. It's actually not bad. Yeah, terrible cover.

I don't know. I'm going to explain this. We have to figure it out. You get out of cancellation free card too, Stephen. As part of winning the show, let's make sure. Nice. Thank you. Anything that ever happens to you, we got your back.

We will save your ass in the court of public opinion. And Tyler, do we have it? I feel like we need to give some weed prizes out to these things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you guys do edibles? Edibles? Oh, God. Yes.

Throw it out to him. Throw it, toss it to him. It makes some noise more time for all our contestants. Lyle Barrens. Lower Byte, Stephen Fury. Does anybody want a book? That is our show.

You guys have been a great audience. Thanks for sticking around. We will be back next month here first Saturday. Follow us at Rong Game Show. Get more information. And we'll see you guys next time here on Rang. Have a great night. Thank you so much for coming out, everybody.

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