WRONG! A Fucked Up Game Show - #3 – MINORITY CAGE MATCH (ft. Danny Sellers, Frank Castillo, Kaitlyn Jeffers)

Episode Date: August 18, 2023

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Hello folks, welcome to another podcast edition of Wrong, a fucked-up game show. I'm your host Jay Light, and by now you've heard a few of our more recent shows. But on this episode, we're taking you all the way back to the very beginning. That's right. This episode is our first ever live show. And I think it's a fun look back at how right we got the format at that first show, but also, how wrong. See what I did there? You'll see what I mean in a few minutes.

Recorded live at the Pack Theater on April 9th, 2022, this show's contestants were Frank Castillo, Danny Sellers, and Caitlin Jeffers. Before we roll the tape, thank you to the other members of the wrong team. Tyler Mezzanrich, Yorga Architas, and Melanie Meisner, even though it was just me and Tyler for this one. Thank you to our Patreon subscribers, Don Fardo, Joe Ammer, Richard, Abigail Shane, Hunter Patterson, Marcelina, and Molly Green. If you'd like to get full access to the video episodes,

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in the show notes. Now without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, let's get wrong. From the pack theater in Hollywood, California, it's wrong. A fucked up game show. And here's your host. It's Jay La! Hey, oh my God. Welcome to Wrong. It's a fucked up game show. Thank you so much for coming. Oh my God. This is Wrong. Also known as what happens when you only have a week to promote and book a show. We are here. I am your host, Jay Light. I dress up in my finest game show host outfit.

I have three wonderful comedian friends of mine who are going to enter a gauntlet of dark comedy and silliness. We're going to have you guys. Not just you two. I mean literally like all the other. I know there's more than you two. I see we got people over here. We got people over there. We're going to have a fun time.

We're going to have a nice, clean race. of weird shit from our comedians. Are you ready to meet our contestants? Are you ready to meet our contestants? Let's meet them. First up, one of my best friends hailing from Parts Unknown. I used to sleep on his couch. Now he's right here.

It's Frank Castillo. Up next. She is better dressed than Frank, but so is everybody else on this entire lineup. It's Caitlin Jeffers! There you go. We got there. And finally, we went to the same college, and now we are here, both making very little money in comedy.

Make some noise for Danny Sellers! Okay, welcome. We are here. We're here in this hell of my creation. I wore my best socks. What's on those socks? Aliens. Frank is a weed, uh, weed,

entrepreneur, a weed guy. He's a drug dealer. Those are weed socks. Frank will hook you up. Frank probably has better prizes than I will be giving out tonight for anybody else on the show. Um, we have a game show for you all with these great comedians. We have four rounds of comedy, things happening.

That first thing, is a first impression. Yes. Now this is a dark comedy game show, and we are going to kick things off by showing how dark our comedians are willing to get with a few minutes of their most

fucked up jokes. Whatever that means to them. Oh, do I get to start? Well, that's where you're going. You're going in the spotlight, Frank. I thought I got to sit down for a little bit. First up, Frank Castillo. Oh, man. Thank you so much. How much time do I get for just a minute?

Three to four minutes. Three to four minutes of my most fucked up jokes? All right, cool. That's great because that's exactly about as much time as I got. Hey, you know what? School shootings, right? No. No, for real, though. Isn't it crazy how like, if you think about it, like the teachers didn't sign up for any of that shit? Like, the hardest job I think right now in America is to be a teacher. I think you guys, are there any teachers? here? No? Perfect. They're all learning self-defense and had to disarm a 10-year-old. They didn't sign up for coronavirus or like school shootings and shit, you know? That's got to be a terrible feeling to like go to school the day after a shooting and then see all of the students that, you know, walk into your class and you realize that none of the ones you hated got killed. You're just like, what? Billy made it? God damn it! I even made them guard the door and everything. This fucking sucks. You ever think that there's like, you know if there's like sports dads that are like

super proud of their kids and they push them too hard when it comes to like athletics and shit? Like you think there's one of those guys out there and like his son's like a complete loser and he's like just hates his kid. And then one day he finds out that his kid like murdered a bunch of people and he's like, my son's a monster. It's unforgivable. I never liked him. And then he finds out how many kids he killed. He's like, that's a lot of kids. I think that's a record. That might be best than a man. That's two Sandy Hooks and a Columbine. That is going down

in history. That is, I'm not saying what he did was right. I'm just saying what he did was accurate. It was like 80% at all the people he shot. All right, that's good. Thank you so much. Frank Castillo, Tyler, what was the time on Frank's set? That was about a minute 30,

Jay. He bailed early. Frank was scared by you, fine audience members. Great work. You said we had to keep it tight. I said do three to four minutes. Anyway, let's bring it up to somebody who did not pay attention backstage.

And when I said, hey, react and laugh at the other comedians. No, she was staring like this during Frank's entire set. Make some noise for Caitlin Jeffers, everybody. I'm sorry, Frank. All right, I'm Native American, so this is going to be real sad. Okay. Get ready. stand back.

I, okay, so I was thinking about this, right? Sex trafficking is so prevalent among Native women that even our Disney princess had it happened to her. If you don't know that, Pocahontas, she was actually a nine-year-old girl that was sex traffic to Britain, right? And that's not cool.

But what's even less cool as being a nine-year-old Native American girl being like, yay, and then finding out what happened. You can't look up to that. Is it too dark? Is it too dark? No. You guys are...

Thank you. Thank you. It's like a stereotype at this point, right? Like I became a native stereotype by accident when I was drugged and raped, you know? And here's the thing. I was like barely a six when I was 14. So I wrote all this yesterday. I knew Frank might laugh at it.

There you go. All right, well, I used to live around here, and the nearest coffee shop to my apartment was in an improv theater. You guys, people always grown. It's in an improv theater. I don't know if you know this, no offense to the people who run this place. Improv people are insufferable. And I would walk in, right?

And they had a sign on the door that said, take class here, and you can learn comedy, the fun. in an easy way. But I feel like they should have to learn comedy the hard way, you know, like I did, by being raised by a man with untreated PTSD. That's the best way to learn comedy. There's two types of native people, treated and untreated PTSD. See, you don't like, when I punch sideways.

Is it sideways if it's my community? Who knows? So abortion's real hot right now. you guys heard about this people people are trying to get abortions I got an abortion once and like

I gotta say so the guy was dating at the time he was like crazy hot right this dude went on to become a model that's how hot he was and the guy that got me pregnant was not hot at all so the choice kind of made itself

and I'm also going to go now goodbye That certainly felt like closer to three minutes. I'm not even going to ask Tyler to give us what your time was. 245. There we go. There you go. That's the spirit.

So far, where do we think? Between Caitlin and Frank, who's doing a little bit better? Makes some noise for Frank? All right, that's real bad. Makes a noise for Caitlin. Okay. Frank, you're in a hard last place right now, but maybe. Well, you should have talked about it.

You triggered these whites by talking about school shootings instead of your own racial issues. Let's see if Danny learns from what Caitlin did. Makes noise for Danny Sellers, everybody. Jay, he texted all of us and said, give us your darkest and material. Looked me straight in my eyes at the back. It was supposed to be a joke. It was supposed to be him, Jay, being racist. That was good.

That was a good joke. Yeah. I'll lean over. Do the joke again. So we were backstage, right? And then Jay said, just do your darkest material. Look me dead of my eyes. All right, anyways.

Let's get a slow clap going on. We need to get the energy up. Go on. Joe Biden. Joe Biden. Joe fucking sucks. Doesn't he suck? He sucks.

I voted for him, but like, damn, bro. He's ass, dog. Joe's like, God. I don't know. Y'all, y'all, what did y'all vote for? Fucking. I won't have anything blue. I just want to talk about the world right now.

That's what. was fucking depressing as the world, bro. I feel like at this point, at least Trump had, like, merch. Like, do something, nigga, damn, bro. Like, just, he is ass. You see, he already gave the Ukraine $13 billion.

Did you see that shit? Bro, fuck the Ukraine. Bro, 13 Bs? That's a lot of money, bro. We could have used one of them billion dollars on Hollywood Boulevard. Fuck that, man. That's crazy. Could you, let them almost

lose first, bro? It's been four days. It's been eight business days, but like, relax. Fuck the Ukraine. I've been, oh, yeah, we've got to support all the Ukrainians, man. How many niggins have died just randomly? Fuck the Ukraine. This is some 13 Ukrainians in here.

And one Mexican. You can't even fucking spell Ukraine. All right. I hate all of you. How much time they'll have? This is such a great. evening of whiteness. You're at two minutes.

Oh! That's a nice white. That's a nice severance voice. Thank you. Oh, this is great. I guess I'll be funny later. Fuck these masks, too. I'm sorry.

Is it bad that I think it's lame that people are still dying from COVID? At this point, you're still like, really, bro? Like, get your immune system up, nigga, relax. Like, come. All this shit, we've been. been through multiple stimulus checks, new presidents, you're still going to, like, just die off of COVID, bro. Come on me.

You got science now. All right, peace. Danny Sellers, everybody. He's got a great point. Sometimes, you know, uncle's just got to go. Good stuff. Good first round. That was a good first impression round.

We got to know our players. I'm going to score that, so the maximum money you could get was 300 points. I think Caitlin is barren on the winner of that round. Caitlin gets the full 300 points. I think Danny gets 200 because he wasn't, it was very, it was, you, you touched some nerves out here

and I really appreciated that. And Frank, you, I mean, you did 100. You know, like the bare minimum showed up in shorts and slides. Come on, man. I know you're an influencer now, but like, dude. All right, first round's done. Now it's time for the next round.

The discomfort zone. Yes. It's back. The discomfort zone, for those of you who aren't the two people in the front row who watch the show on Twitch, it's a round where we ask our comedians, uncomfortable questions, and they get points for the level of uncomfortability of the question that they answer. Now, there's a maximum of 300 points available for each round, just like this. You can get an easy question, a medium question, or a hard question.

And Tyler and I have tailored the questions to each of you. so I'm very excited to see what y'all pick and how y'all respond yes this is good we can do more let's do more than a golf clap for this round or it's going to get deep and dark I see this face you're making and I think it's excitement I'm going to bank on that face being excitement let's go ahead and start with Frank Frank

Frank come on up no wait go back go back go back this is not the question we do not know what the question was all right Frank get back up there Frank would you like the easy question I love how you were like go back and I went back to my seat I'll take the hard question. You want the hard question. Frank, roll that hard question.

Do I turn around? No, I will ask. You can turn around if you want. Frank, when was the last time you had zero marijuana in your system? Oh, fuck. Told you. Taylored. All right, well, that's a, well, there's like,

I feel like there's multiple answers to that question because it's like, all right, purposely, or did I just forget to buy weed? And there's like those. you're already giving me the stoneryest answer of all the time. Because there's been times where it's like, oh man, it is 10 o'clock at night,

11 o'clock at night, and I don't have any weed and the dispensary doesn't open up until 10. What about edibles? Edibles? I mean, yeah, I've gone weeks without edibles. I think the longest I went without weed was like a week. I was in Japan. And it's extremely illegal there,

so I was like, I can't do it. But about eight days in, I was like, I'll risk five to six years in four in prison for a gram of weed. and just so you guys know, a gram of weed in Japan costs more than a gram of cocaine. So, yeah. When was that trip to Japan? About two to three years ago?

Two to three years ago. All right. I think that that's a sufficient answer. Audience, do we feel like that's a sufficient answer? Two to three years when he was in Japan? Thumbs up, claps, good. Frank, nice work. You may sit for 300 points.

You really bounce yourself up in the scores there with your 300 point hard question. Nice work. Caitlin, it's time. Do you want easy, medium, or hard? Oh my God. Sorry, I'm already losing. Medium, 200 points could keep solidifying her lead. Now, Caitlin does like to gamble.

I do know this. What is the most you ever lost in one day from gambling? Oh, I know the answer to this. It's $300. That's not that much. Well, I lost it in 10 minutes. What happened? Paint us a picture.

This was last week. Went to the bike casino and I sat down at a table and it was, all right, it was annoying people. There was annoying people there. And this, here's the picture. I'm painting it. There was this woman who, like, peaked in high school and this guy who peaked in high school and they were both in their 40s trying to fuck each other. So the woman kept buying him shots.

and like he kept quoting Austin Powers and she thought it was hilarious and that went on forever and someone else was trying to get a table change they were like can I leave and the table people were like no never so I'm upset and there was this dude who was really good at poker

and I just kind of got tilted and I just called all in knowing I had nothing and the guy had four of a kind and he tried to fake me out too because he was like oh I have like the ace flood or the there was like a full house on the

board right this is a boring story and there was a full house on the board he had the ace that made the full house but then he also had the fourth six so it was the worst and I just stormed out of there and the first thing I thought was Isaac Hirsch would cry right now

to inside baseball for the audience just inside baseball enough for us Isaac Hirsch is a guy that looks just like Jay Light okay goodbye yes Yeah, if you stretched him out. Yeah. He looks like Stretch Armstrong, me, with a gambling problem. Stretch.

Stretch. Instead of an alcohol problem. All right. Caitlin. Sufficient answer. But I will say, audience, are we fully satisfied with that for the full 200 points? We're kind of, we're getting some ass. Yeah, we got some soft class.

I thought it was going to be, I thought it was going to be, I was hoping it was going to be more money. I'll say this. I am extremely cheap. So gambling has been kind of tough for me. Aren't you Native American? You should have ended this end and I own the casino. Yeah. See, that would have been the biggest twist of all.

Or I lost the casino. Yeah, either way. Both of our jokes bombed. It didn't work either right. Fantastic. I'm going to give myself 100 points for that. And I will give, I'm going to give Caitlin, instead of two, you're going to get 100 points for that.

You embellished. You did a good job. I'm going to give you 150, actually. 150. I feel like that's fair. I'm going to stop hedging. Let's move on to our final contestant. Danny, you're in the discomfort zone. Which one do you want?

Yeah, give Danny a clap. Give you a round of applause. I need 300. You need 300. You're going hard. What's the hard question for Danny? Oh, this is a bad one. All right. Fuck Mary Kill.

This is great. Harriet Tubman, Rosa Parks, Katanji Brown Jackson. Kill Rose. Ooh. The second you said it, you heard it and you're like, I can't say that. Yeah, Rosa was kind of fine. What's he from Detroit, down-ass Detroit bitch? I feel like Rosa, I would marry Rosa, you know what I'm saying?

Nice little red bone joint. Contagie, she hasn't earned her stripes. She's probably going to do great for abortions and all kind of cool shit. But we've got to kill her because we've already existed without her being significant, right? So fuck her, right? And she has a white husband, so fuck that. It doesn't count all the way. And she did Harvard Improv class.

Oh, yeah, fuckin Tazzy. You fucking weird, bitch. She did. That was part of her news profile about her. Improv will haunt you forever. Yeah, yeah, exactly. I should have been on the fucking Senate here and except these dumb-ass questions.

Bitch, did you go to Harvard? You can come see my improv show here tomorrow night, at the pack, by the way, 8 p.m. Everybody boo improv. And then I have a random feeling that Harriet was kind of caked up. She had a fat ass. So let's fuck, fuck Harriet, right? Yeah, we fuck Harriet.

Yeah. Nice chocolate, big booty sister. Yeah, so yeah, Mary Rosa, fuck Harriet, and then kill Contagic. Okay. I think that deserves the full 300 points. That was a well-thought-out. Nice dodging the Matrix Bullets answer. Good job.

Everybody give them a full... Everybody give them a round of applause for that impressive level of discomfort that we just dodged. So now the scores. I got the scores, Jay. Are we all tied? Yeah, what are the scores? I was tracking scores, but first I had to update my Twitter when Daniel was talking about fucking and killing civil rights activists. What happened?

Coming up on third, we have Frank with 400 points. Okay, Frank. In second place, we have Caitlin, 450 points. and in the lead, Daniel, with 500 points. I don't know why you keep calling him Daniel, by the way. His name's Danny. 500 points. All right, well, we have our top two going into the next round,

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Also, in the middle of that paragraph, did you see that it said, help, I'm trapped at Amazon? Yes, I did. Oh, okay, cool. That didn't just make that up. That's good comedy, Frank. That's what you can learn by taking sketch classes here at the Pack Theater. plugs. All right.

So now we are at our third round. We have Danny and Caitlin in the top two spots. Frank is in third place. Yeah. We just talked about this. This means we are now entering the third round, which is the roast round. Yes. Now the way this is going to work,

Frank's in third place. He might get eliminated after this round. He's in danger, which means he is going to have the seat of honor while Danny and Caitlin roast his ass. Frank, you're going to sit down. Now, don't worry. At the very end of all this,

he will get a chance to fire back and prove that he maybe deserves one of these two spots and knock one of them out. We're going to do this classic roast battle style. Danny, you can go over here. Caitlin, you stand over there. We'll go... Caitlin, you do a joke.

Danny, you do a joke. We'll do three jokes apiece. And then at the end of it, we'll see what Frank has. to say who wants to Caitlin you're going first I don't know why I'm saying who wants to go first Caitlin's going first all right Frank's passed at the comedy store I don't know if you guys know that when you're past the comedy store Frank can probably tell you more about this they put your name up on all the NDAs in the green room that's funny I don't see I'm like I'm just black I don't do these roast jokes Frank you look like a

A Mexican Uncle Phil. Teel. Caitlin, you're up. I'm up. About Frank or anybody? About Frank. Who else did you prepare for? I don't know.

How come Jay Light makes a show and the theme of it is pit the minorities against each other? Right. What? Roasted. They're going to change the name of the show to the industry.

Right, right. Right. Fight, niggas, fight. I can only do that if you type the poster. Yeah, when Frank showed up in this outfit, I didn't know we were supposed to dress like our favorite Halloween decoration. My dog Frank looks like he used to have Down syndrome.

Last jokes. Have you guys been watching the Masters? I realize, I think Frank's hero is Tiger Woods because he's a dude that's like bald and gracefully while still banging prostitutes. You seem like a great guy. I don't know what else is to say? Yeah, I know.

I like Frank. I don't know. He's probably broke. Nailed it. All right. Now Frank, you get a chance to come back against either of these two,

both of them if you want to. Do they get to sit down? Or do I do? No, you get to. Ah, this, all right, cool. No, actually, yeah, it makes more sense. This is, you know, it's a first show.

learning it all as we go along. All right, you guys sit down. Yeah, I get to stand up now in the power position. There you go. I feel like I was ambushed by like the, I feel like I was ambushed by the kids in high school who overcharge you for weed. You look like, oh, damn it, how do I put this?

So tough to think on your feet. It's also so tough to not be overly racist. You know what I mean? Frank, you've known about the show for a week. I mean, I didn't like, you said wrong. You know what I mean? I said you're going to roast your competitors. Oh, did you guys?

I'm high all the time. I don't pay attention to these things. I don't read things. I showed up like 15 minutes before I was supposed to. I was like, oh, okay. Just waited in my car. Anyways, you look like Darya if she was just got sold a bad blanket. All right, that's cool.

All right, cool. You're like Meg Griffin. Oh, no, wait. No, the dad still had an alcohol problem. All right, you get where I was going with that. You look like you got cut from every skateboard team. That was just a lame one. That wasn't really good.

Yeah, that's all I got. That's all you got. All right, that's all, Frank Scott. Frank, go ahead and take your seat. All right, audience. Now, I can't be a good judge. I enjoyed all of this. I even enjoyed being called essentially a shill for the industry up here on stage.

That was fun. I'm sweating, but it's like a happy sweat. It's like the meat sweats. so I'm going to turn this into the audience the meat sweats are a happy sweats if you eat a lot of meat it's a good time anyway this is not the barbecue hour

this is wrong a fucked up game show and what we're going to do now let's turn it over to the audience do you think that Frank beat either one of these two with his roasts make some noise if you

okay we got a couple we got a couple cups you got a couple clap it applause tepid applause makes noise if you think Caitlin is still one of our top two Okay, that's a good sign that's a good sign. Makes a noise if you still think Danny is one of our top two.

You got a woo, but you also got tepid applause. But Frank didn't get any woos. It's too late. You had your chance to woo. Frank, I'm so sorry. No, come do it, come do it. You have a chance.

Frank, we're ahead of schedule. We're like 20 minutes ahead. Well, now I just feel like I'm picking on the Native American person, but tap it applause is her tribal name. All right. Okay. All right. Did it make the audience feel good?

No. A hard no. That means, Frank. Of course the white guy liked it. Come on. We got to look out for each other. All right. Frank, unfortunately.

You are the roast battle champion, but you are the first third place person on wrong. I'm so sorry. But it's okay, because Frank, just like any great game show, you still win a prize. Tyler, tell him, buddy, won. Well, hey, this Mexican weed influencer

just won the totally unscientific study of the search for human happiness by Paula Poundstone, everybody, by Paula Poundstone. You've heard her on NPR, and now you can read her on paper. A fusive praise from this work From Morgan from New Hampshire

The book is okay I'm happy I got it on sale Jay I guarantee Frank is never going to read this book Tyler do you know No I got that book for free It says a lot of stuff on the cover All right anyway

All right let's cut the music Frank you get to stay out here and hang out While we have our two finalists Come on for the final round of the show The Pallet Clemser round They're ready for a pallet cleanser, clearly. Dead silence whenever he revealed. Where was our warm-up guy?

Chunky D was supposed to be here to warm y'all up hours ago. Where's Gary Cannon when you need him? More inside jokes for everybody else here. Okay. Here's how the pallet cleanser round works, guys. We've had a whole host of uncomfortable things said and done over the course of this entire show tonight. And now we're going to have a chance for all of our comedians.

It wasn't originally going to be all of them, but we are ahead. Frank, I'm going to let you, I'm still going to let you do your most wholesome joke. We're going to let these two compete for the winner of the discomfort of the whole, what's the game show called? The winner of wrong. Yeah, survey says, what did I name this show? That would be the perfect time to run the wrong slide. Do we have that?

Hey, there we go. All right. We're going to go to the pallet cleanser. Everybody's going to tell their most wholesome joke, their cleanest joke, to give us all a little palate cleanser to end the night on. Now, Frank, you are out of contention, but we would still like to hear what your cleanest joke is. Oh, man. Frank Castillo, everybody.

Makes a noise for our third place finisher. Frank Castillo. Cleanest joke? Like, as in like... Again, I emailed you the instructor... A week ago. Oh, man. So, the only thing I can think of is, like,

a street joke. Does that count? Does he go to do that? Or is that to be my joke? I mean, you're going to lose anyway. Oh, okay. Well, fine. All right, sweet. You're already out.

You're not winning the grand prize. What's the grand prize? Who cares? You're not going to win it. Oh, man, now I feel like I should have tried. All right, why, this is an old street joke that I love. Why are orphans bad at baseball? Why?

Because they don't know where home is. That's not, you just got it all. I don't have any clean things. This does make Frank the perfect competitor for the show, though. Thank you. Frank. Now we have, hopefully we'll have some actual palate cleansers from our two

top people. So currently in second place, maybe she will top the charts after this. Let's see. Caitlin Jeffers. Make so nice for Caitlin, everybody. So I've been sober for 14 years. And, oh, thank you. All that means is that I just got lame earlier in life.

Like, when I went to college, and it was like 2008, painting another picture. I was in a comedy class. It was like an English lit class. Topic was comedy. And the week that we read Moliere, who's like a French playwright,

this kid in the class said, my favorite kind of comedy is memes. And this was 2008, right? So nobody knew what a meme was. And I'm like, what's a meme? And he goes, oh, and he jumps on, you know, like, in college when there's the internet and you can project it on the thing like this?

He jumps on and he goes, memes are this thing that you can only find on 4chan. And I was like, what's 4chan? And he's like, it's this website and he opens 4chan. And he's like, it's this great website where there's a bunch of really funny jokes. But if one person doesn't like you, they find your address and they ruin your life. And so I was afraid of memes until last year. Another thing that happened from being lame for a long time is I was in San Francisco.

and my old friend from childhood used to get drunk and steal copper and stuff in New York. We grew up in New York. He lives in San Francisco and he has a wife and a baby, and I was up there. So I'm like, oh, let's hang out. And he's like, yeah, my daughter is sleeping at her grandma's tonight. And I was like, oh, cool. And he's like, yeah, so me and my wife are going to get an eight ball and go nuts all night. And I was like, so can we get pizza too?

It's like a non-pisa situation. Okay, I shouldn't have started bombing. You were so close. You had him out of the palm of your hand. But it's okay. Because now we have one more chance from Danny Sellers. To cleanse that palate, makes no noise for Danny as he comes up to defend his title. Is there a title?

Right now, no. Still figuring out a lot of the language around the show. This is the worst pilot ever. Yeah. I should have called it minorities fighting with you. Right, right. I know, right. Fucking optics, if only.

We need a lot of white, a lot of white men. That would be great. All right. Look, this past couple years have been tough with the police, specifically. And now, like, the past couple years, I've been thinking about ways

that we can improve police relations with black men specifically, you know? Like, we need police officers that love black men. We need police that are almost obsessed with black men. Like, we need police that really love black men. We need fat white girls to be the police.

Fuck y'all, that's a good joke. Yeah! And that's what you call getting off when the getting's good. All right, folks, let's hear it from the audience. Do we think the winner of our palate cleanser round is Caitlin Jeffers? They're figuring out tepid applause better than no applause. What about Danny Sellers?

How is that still worse? I feel like we all know in our hearts what happened, which was Danny won that round. I think Danny won that round. We're getting some nods from the front row. I think that's good enough. So let's go ahead. We have prizes. So let's, Tyler, let's hear what our second and grand prize winners have won.

Caitlin, you're going to take home a portable karaoke microphone by Bone A-Uk. Bone-A-Uk. A portable phone. Go sing on the go. Go bug your neighbors. Bug the people at the dog park at the coffee shop. Heck, take it on an airplane. Have fun.

Sing all four parts of Lady Marmaline. Bully-Bug. Couchet, Avec-Mas. Yes, Suar. and for a grand prize. Well, hey, you're going to love this. 24 by 36 print of Ronald Reagan Hope poster. Inspired by the artwork of Shepard Ferry.

This print of the original portrays the 40th of the United States colorized with the word hero, a nickname presumably given to him by the Contra, the U.S. back militia that led a coup in Nicaragua, faded by illegal cocaine sales by the CIA. Jaylight Danny Sellers our grand prize winner

Caitlin Jeffers Frank Castillo folks this has been wrong and we finished 10 minutes ahead of schedule stick around if you want to there's another great show

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