WRONG! A Fucked Up Game Show - #5 – BOOMERS LOVE HANDJOBS (ft. Gordon Downs, Mike Hall, Natasha Collier)

Episode Date: September 28, 2023

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Hello folks, welcome to another podcast edition of Wrong, a fucked-up game show. I'm your host Jay Light, and in this episode, we took a little trip down to San Diego to turn America's finest city into America's wrongest city. Recorded live at the Mike Drop Comedy Club on September 2nd, 2023. This show's contestants were Natasha Collier, Gordon Downs, and Mike Hall. Before we get into it, thank you to the other members of the wrong team, Tyler Meznerich, Yorgo Archie. She this, Melanie Meisner, and Daisy Green Stenhouse. Thank you to our Patreon subscribers, Don Fardo, Joe Amher, Richard, Abigail Shane, Hunter Patterson, Marcellina, and Molly Green. If you'd like to get full access to the video episodes, and get a shout out here,

you can subscribe on Patreon for as little as a dollar a month at patreon.com slash wrong game show. Please follow us on all the socials at Wrong Game Show, and of course, the best way to experience the show is live. Our next show is in Los Angeles at the Comedy Store 8 p.m. on October 4th. Get tickets at beacons.a.ai slash wrong game show. Without further ado, let's get wrong. Our first comedian has grades of views on Instagram, Rio's bigger the most notable UC San Andrews banana slug.

It's a Bacchia. Orleans is starred in a baby shark, the horror movie, as the black guy. It's Mike Paul. Our last movie is a picture of the same game of the comedy scene. He's a white Mexican seat. Call him a Lucy Camp, San Diego. It's going to down. This is our first ever show in San Diego.

And look at it, we sold it out on the first fucking go. Make some noise for your show. What a wonderful time. I'm very excited to be here. We have a great slate of comics for you tonight. We love San Diego. I love San Diego. It's got big high school bully energy,

which is what I need. I need to be put in my place. I do constantly look like I just came out of a locker that I was stuffed into. I understand. Very excited. This is a game show, folks, and these three comics are going to be competing.

You know how in most game shows, people, you know, you're trying to get them to say things right? Not here. We want our contestants to say things wrong. They're going to say things that are fucked up. We are going to show them things that they said that might be a little bit fucked up, and we're all going to have a good time doing.

Are you ready to get a little fucked up with us tonight? The spirit, you have a very intense energy about you, and I think that's a good thing. but I don't want it to turn later on. Thanks, how are you all feeling about the show? How are you all feeling? So good. Great.

No, no need to elaborate. Mike, how are you feeling? I didn't know I was going to be here today. All right, one for Mike. Yeah. I just have to ask, how many people here are spilled over from Chingo Bling? All right.

You're too new. We also have my man in the back, Tyler Meznerich. Tyler's over in the back. He is keeping. score yet you can clap for Tyler. Until Tyler fucks up, in which case we all boo Tyler. Can we practice that

right now? Everybody booed Tyler. Fucks up sometimes. Yeah, good luck in out of here. Tyler, I drove you here. What if you good luck getting out of here? All right, that's true, that's true. Tyler's going to be keeping score the whole time and the way this works is the comics. They're going to be getting points based on how funny they are

and how fucked up they are, and that's really all you need to know. As a matter of fact, let's go ahead and find out what we think is fucked up, what they think is fucked up with our first round let's get fucked up. I'm just going to start with negative 100 points tonight.

Theo, let's give Theo, Theo's going to take the 100 points that you started out losing. It's a strong move. We have asked these comedians, you know, this is a fucked up game show.

We, over the course of the show, we're going to find out stuff that we thought was fucked up about them, but we want to know what they think is fucked up. So we've asked each of them to do a few, jokes of their darkest, most fucked up material. It might be dirty jokes. It might be edgy jokes. It might be a combination of both. But it will certainly be fucked up. And let's go

ahead and get things started with your first comic. Make it loud for Natasha Collier, everybody. At the beginning, I am half Asian and half white, which is weird because I look full Mexican. Some of those people ask me, they're like, oh, which one of your parents is white and which one is Asian. And to that I say, we live in a big enough Navy town. that we know the answer to that question, know we? I got a white dad, okay? She came here from Vietnam.

She took one look at that boat and was like, I got a better idea. I'm gonna get seasick. I like to travel a lot. I recently went to Amsterdam. If you haven't been to Amsterdam, they have the Anne Frank Museum there. And when you go to the Anne Frank Museum,

there's a small sign outside. You see it says Anne Frank House. which we learned later is how they found her. They forgot to take down the sign. And so you don't get a mistake. I'm single. I'm at the point of being single or people are trying to give me advice that I don't ask for.

They're like, maybe you should start playing hard to get, which is difficult when you're very easy to get. As far as people tell me, they're like, Natasha, no one's going to buy the cow if you keep giving away the milk for free. That's what people say to my face. And I'm just like, then you tell me that. What I'm supposed to do with a milk joke for it.

Fashioned way by being his secretary. And you can't do that anymore. Mostly because they stopped calling the job secretary. Do you guys know that? That's how many guys fucked their secretaries. They changed the name of the job. And it's like, now they're called administrative. assistance, which is just, uh, it's like, where's the sex, you know?

Administrative assistant who just filed paperwork. I want to be a secretary who ruined the family, you know, like that's the power. Proficient in Excel, a secretary. I have been thinking about trying girls, though. I think I think I'm at the next phase in my journey. And I'm 25 years old. I've never tried pussy before because, yuck. You know, but...

Well, I was like, maybe that was the time to give it a shot, you know? Your taste bloods change every seven years. That's something I saw on TikTok. Quite frankly, I mean, I see the way this makes you straight men behave. And I want a piece of that, okay? I've never been this happy in my life. Men write songs about those. They're buying.

It's insane, okay? Like, you don't see that the other way around, like, women paying for male prostitutes. Because men are free, okay? Donuts at the holiday inn. You can just have some, you know? But not pussy. Pussy's got value, and that's what I like about it, okay? Like, lesbians, lesbians, you guys hype up pussy

so much in all your slam poetry, okay? Like, they're comparing it to a flower. Buy a bunch of flowers on the street that all looked like my vagina. I'd be like, someone's got to water those flowers. They're dead. Today, you guys know laundry. There are new ways to do laundry now. My mom gave me this thin mesh bag.

She said, this is for you to wash your delegates. That's what she said when she handed it to me. And delicates is just a fancy word that people use for underwear, which to me feels like a pretty insulting word for underwear. When you consider the horrors that they witness on a daily basis. Like, delegates? These are soldiers of war. In the trenches, okay? They're in my closet shiver.

You understand? I am a Chipotleur. That's it for me. Thank you so much. Delicates are like the war criminals of your wardrobe. Yeah. They're the ones who found out of Prank. You know? They just want to hear about dirty stuff. That is fine by me.

Yeah, Jay. She talked about pussy for like three minutes. You talk about her laundry job? You know what? I think you should take away 100 points from me. give them to Theo also. I think that's fair. That's only fair.

Let's go ahead and keep this nice comedy train rolling with your next comic. Make it letter for Mike Hall, everybody. So I moved to San Diego like seven months ago. Yeah, I was working at Costco as the sample guy. At Costco, but I got the job at Costco

in Santi, and nobody fucking told me about Santi. I was just there giving out samples to motherfuckus who don't look like me. I saw one other black guy at Costco, one other black dude, and this is what he did when he saw me. He walked and did this.

Walked over, talk to me. The ladies and gentlemen, he robbed me. San Diego was much more dangerous than I thought. Yeah, man, I like San Diego a lot. I think it's cool. I come from a very strict family, very crazy family. I was raised in South Central Los Angeles. And I fist fought my grandmother in junior high school.

I fist by her. Yeah, my brothers were getting into a fight. She cut up my video game course to teach us all a lesson. I looked to my grandmother, a very big, heavy-sad black woman, right on her eyes. And I said, I think you. owe me an apology. My grandmother looked me back of my eyes and said, look, if you think I owe you an apology,

then maybe you want to go to the front lawn and catch these hands, bitch. So I thought about it. I did the math. I was like, fuck it. She's 64. I'm 12. I'm like to whoop her ass. We went out to the front lawn. He squared up. She swung once.

I duck. She swung another time. I duck. I didn't expect the third time. But she's so old, her titty swung and punched me. Right. And it was like the first time of her felt a titty, too, so my dick was like, this is it, and I was like, nigga, no. Straight family, man, very crazy family. My mom is diagnosed as a bipolar schizophrenic.

Yeah, it's pretty wild having a mom is a bipolar schizophrenic. She hears five other voices, and none of these motherfuckers could tell me where my daddy was. It was wild. I didn't know what you do. She would always tell me what I couldn't do, what I could not pull off.

I remember the day I lost my virginity. I was 18. I was in bed with this girl. My mom was down the hallway, and she heard everything. And this is what my mom said very loudly so we could hear. Y'all two niggas don't know how to fuck.

Had to deal with that, that's okay. Yeah, man. I got into a, uh, got jumped into a gang in high school to impress a girl. I jumped into a gang in high school to impress a girl. After I got jumped in, my friend looked at me and he was like, you know that girl you like? I said, yeah.

I said, well, she's dating somebody else. I said, fuck. So I went to the gang leader to express why I got jumped into the gang. Which is kind of like going to a very hood guy in the HR department. And he was like, yeah. you want to leave the game, we gotta jump you out of the game.

I was like, nigga, for a criminal, you really follow him procedure right now. So they jumped me out of the gang. Then I found out the girl was dating a guy in another gang, so then I got jumped into that gang. Yeah, you're now looking at an official member of the KKK. Sometimes you got to commit. Yeah, when I was younger, when I was younger, I was a huge germapole. Man, that joke takes a lot to get to it.

But let me tell you, the payoff was great. No. When I was young, I was a huge germaphobe. I was a really big germaphobe. In elementary, I would take rubbing alcohol and peroxide with me to the bathroom. Every time I had to take a shit, I would do that every time, wiped out toilet seats.

And then one time I left the rubbing alcohol and peroxide in the bathroom. A janitor saw it and said, hey, if you clean three more toilet seats, you can actually join our union. So then I got jumped into the janitor's union. And then sometimes you got to commit. You gotta commit.

You know what I'm saying? That jump takes you while to give when you get to the payout. Yeah, man. I really like that day there's a lot. Everyone's been real cool, like real welcoming. I work at Sprouse now. Work at Sprouts in Marra Mason. Yeah, my manager was trying to,

he was trying to like be real warm with me. He was like, yeah, my name is Mandibu. I'm half Japanese, half Filipino. My friends call me rich Asian, poor Asian. I was like, dog, that's awesome. I'm poor black. I got shit to work with, motherfucker. and man, he was real cool.

And now, I got to tell you, I really like the weed here in San Diego. I really like the weed. I took an edible the other day, and I watched The Predator for six fucking hours. I don't know if you've ever seen The Predator, but it's an hour and a half long movie.

I started making real weird connections, too. Like, I was looking at it going like this. Yo, man, who the fuck does the Predator's dreadlocks? Does it look like a female predator back home? She's just like, Hey shots, you know? I'm actually guys. My name is Mike.

That was my time. This energy going for the... Uber here. Make some noise. Uber passengers. Awesome. Five people. Everyone else is fucking drinking and driving.

Yeah. It's a wet, reckless crowd here in Claremont tonight. I don't blame you, right? It's convenient as Uber. It's an extremely shady way to travel, right? First time I took an Uber within 90 seconds. My driver, attorney Bates,

he used to work in a strip club, and that he used to sell ecstasy. Just a word of the wise, if a stranger ever tells you that he used to sell ecstasy, guess what? He still sells ecstasy. Get some of that shit. Take it home.

I don't know if you know this, but if you translate Uber from German to English, it means ex-convict. That's true. You don't believe me, you can go home and bing that. That's the biggest laugh that bing reference. It's good to be that night. I wasn't sure I was going to make it.

I'm a little hung over. I was out late last night drinking Red Bull and vodka. How many people here like drinking Red Bull and vodka? Make some noise. Just one dude. I like that. Sir, I don't know if you know this, but Red Bull and Vodka is the international drink of whores. You're saying three things about yourself when you order Red Bull and vodka out in public. You're saying, I want to get really drunk, stay out all night, probably fuck a stranger. A little mystery in life. That's a little mystery in life. That's a little bit.

makes it worth living. I grew up in the 90s like a lot of you guys did, and we didn't have Red Bull and vodka back then. Closest thing we had a Red Bull and vodka was cocaine and Zima. Some of you guys know how gay that shit tastes. It tastes like a big salty cock, deep in the back of your throat. Am I right, ladies? Ladies, am I right? I guess I'm alone on that one. I know you guys are wondering, hey, How do you know what a dick tastes like? And that's because I was raised Catholic. Does anyone need a ride home?

I am an Uber driver. Just use my Uber coat. It's Bukaki 420. Hey, I'm going to get your home safe, with a little sticky. I lie to you guys. I was originally going to come out here and lie to you all tonight, but I'll be honest.

The other day I didn't lie to cocaine off a stripper's ass. Boy, did he get upset. I was like, come on, pal, I thought this was a party. And it was from my cousins, canseigneura. That joke was tailor-made just for Jay. I don't know if you can tell from my wardrobe or my body, but I'm single. Thank you. Her laughter hurts.

My girlfriend and I broke up for a lot of reasons, but I think we just didn't see eye on a lot of things. Like one time she came home, she told me she had a surprise to me. Really, what's that? She's like, I got some lingerie at Ross. I, too, gently laughed in her face. What are you supposed to say to your girlfriend when she said something like that? It's like, ooh, you got some lingerie at Ross?

That's not great with this dildo, I got it Marshalls. What's that? You got some lingerie at Ross? That'll go great with these anal beads. I got in big lots. They're back there. Buy the dog chew toys, all right? One time my ex came home and she told me she wanted to have sex in the shower, so of course I said yes.

I learned a valuable lesson that day, okay? You need to be tall to successfully have sex in the shower. Otherwise, just a lot of apologizing in between trying not to drown. I know what somebody you were thinking, and no, I wasn't doing it wrong, okay? I have sex in the shower like every dude in this room. I lie face down, prone, on the shower floor. While my lady pegs me with a bottle of Celsen Blue. No applause right for the Celsen Blue reference?

Thank you. That's the guy who knows where Santilla is. The biggest reason that my ex left me is, you know how they tell guys if you want your steam to taste better to eat pineapple? Here's the thing I don't like pineapple. You know what I like? Asparagus. That's where the line was drawn right there, vegetables.

Alright, that's my time. Thank you so much. And, of course. Natasha and Mike, tied for 500 points, and Gordon was 600 points, not for the applause break, for dressing up.

I didn't get the Salsam Blue reference. Can somebody explain it to you? It's a wide bottle. The most expensive pants I own, all right? These are steely damn fucking sweatpants. Give these a fucking round of applause right there. Love cocaine.

All right, now he's try it a little bit too hard. Maybe he can take some points. Just a few points. A few points back. Just a few points. I was talking about those sweatpants with somebody earlier today. Those are a rad sweatpants. God bless you, Jane.

You're welcome. And Tyler, and we were talking to the back. We do think it is actually about time to give out our first audience prize. I do think so. I think Theo is earned a prize. So we got,

I get it right there, Jay. It's the third season of Chef's Table. There you go. And, hey, if you open it up. If you open it up? You open it up. If you open it up, take a look. You'll see inside.

There's some information on how to take a COVID test. I actually left in there. So that's all for you to tell. Leave that for Theo, we'll move on to our next round in Tweeting. A theme song in this one. It's good production. Thank you. We try it.

So here's how this, everybody in here's got social media. You've all probably said some weird fucked up things in your social media before, right? Yes. Theo. Hi. Here's the good news. Nobody cares about social media really, like Twitter anymore.

Nobody really gets shit about it. People, you can tweet stuff from years ago. Nobody's going to remember what you said. Nobody's going to try and cancel you. But you're not a contestant on this show, which is exactly the whole point of this next round. Now, we're not going to cancel anybody, but we have dug through everybody's old tweets,

and we've found some stuff. We want to see if they can remember what our contestants said all those years ago. We've taken some tweets, blanked out some words, and we're going to give an opportunity to guess. Now, this is a little bit of a tough thing for you all. I know you guys are all tense about it. greeneroms. We're going to start off with one of mine, and I will say these are always the worst ones, and I never know what it is before the show.

What a way to start? Um, do pedophiles blank? That will word? 929 a.m. October 30th, 2015, Jay, with one like. One like. All one word. I can't admit. Do petapiles supercalifragilistic XB. Aladocious doesn't seem quite right. I don't know. You're thinking about pedophiles in the morning, that then. That's like a first, that's like the first time. I remember waking up and thinking about pedophiles, too.

Like, this is first thing in the morning. I haven't even had... I've had a cup of coffee and, like, what are the pedophiles up to? What's their secrets? Let's see some options. I don't know. Okay, do pedophiles eat unripe fruit?

That's a little clever. Okay. I like that. I appreciate that. Thank you. Thank you. You do look the most like a pedophile besides me. And you know what? I'll take that endorsement.

That's what I mean. Do pedophiles look at R. Kelly as inspiration? That's a good coffee. More R. Kelly fans in the road than I would have guessed today. Do pedophiles call adults in antiques? I mean, I like all of these. What do you all think it is? comics. I honestly have no idea what this could be.

Can I submit one that wasn't or do I have to get it? No, you can submit if you got it. This is a little inside baseball, but you guys might get it. Do pedophiles judge rose battle? That's for literally four people in this room and those four people were really appreciated that. Thank you. God bless you guys. I'm going to say it's the first one, the unripe fruit. That's your style, Jane. Yeah, that is sneakily me. Natasha?

Mike? I think I'll also go with the first one. I mean, I think the R. Kelly one was just a little bit on the nose. I don't think that's your style. Okay. And not really on the nose. I'm more subtle. When you talk about pedophiles, you're very subtle.

Oh, yeah. I talk a lot in code when I talk. There's a lot of pizza references when we talk about pedophiles. See, more pizza gate people understand that. Not Kelly fans. And that, you know what? That's what I can trust from San Diego. I appreciate you guys for that.

Real pet's the fan up there. Mike, what do you think? I don't know, man. This is wild. Now I got questions, my nigga. I mean, you can ask questions if you got. Oh, no, do pedophiles vote liberal? I don't know. That's all I got. But which one do you think is the real one out?

Oh, the real one? I'm still high from that. All right. Call it, don't say, that, that fits. Yes. Sir, the one that you can still read because you can remember the other one. So, Natasha, please take a step up.

Let's get you in tweeted. Make some noise for Natasha, everybody. Tweets don't go away after Elon Musk changed it to X. I thought I was off the hook for everything. Nope. Let's see Natasha's blanked out tweet. Hey, what's the protocol for blank at the Holocaust Museum? I know this one, choose.

Very popular tweet, Jane. This is probably one of the most popular tweets we've ever found for entwement. Four reposts, 157 likes, three bookmarks. I didn't even know they were tracking those. Six repostage. You've never checked that prescription. I got to get my prescription change. That's 4.31 p.m. November 24th, 2018. All right, you're back in.

What were you doing at this point in your life? I remember exactly where I was. Big surprise. In Berlin, Germany, so the real one. Oh, okay. The one you're not supposed to take selfies at. No, yes. And I didn't take a selfie.

I thought I just tweet something more tasteful. Well, that's fine. Yeah, but this is where the Anne Frankhouse joke could have originated. Yeah, well, no, the Anne Frank House is Amsterdam. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I study abroad. I don't need to get into it, but I was all over Europe. All right, let's see some options.

Don't remember, Natasha, if you know this one, don't say it because Mike and Ward are going to get a chance to guess first. Hey, what's the protocol for passing gas at the Holocaust Museum? It is messed up. What is the protocol? We don't know. Yeah, you've got it. That's a slow one, hey.

It's a bit of a slow burn. You're like it works. All right. Hey, what's the protocol for hitting on someone at the Holocaust Museum? Nobody even wants to consider that as an option. Hey, what's the protocol for doing kegels at the Holocaust Museum? Got to keep it tight. Mike, what do you think?

Sorry, did I say passing gas? What was the first one? Passing gas. Oh, okay. Yeah, that way. Gordon, what about you? I'm also going to vote passing gas, Alex. Thank you.

Natasha, which one do you think is the real one? Do you remember? All right. It's the middle one, the one that got absolutely nothing. It's the middle one. It would be very well. Scale of one to six million. How hot was this?

That's a joke that's going to take on this to grab. Another minute. We're going to see Mike. Hall, makes a noise for Mike Hall as he gets in tweeted. Here's a problem that we ran into with you, Mike. You're pretty boring online. Yeah, I don't want anyone to know where I'm at any point in time ever. So I don't post on Twitter.

We looked, yeah, you have one tweet in your entire history on Twitter. That's my space jams shirt. I love that. This is a tweet. You joined Twitter in April 2020. You tweeted one time, April 28, 2022. And it's a dog shit tweet. He didn't want to try and write a joke for it. So we looked up your Instagram, and we found out you actually have two Instagrams.

Yes. You've got an Instagram for when he moved here and an Instagram from before when he moved here. Yes. And neither of those had any good shit on there either. No way. You broke when you were born. Yeah. And then this is the second oldest post on your Facebook, which is from June of this year.

So I had some good tacos. That's why I did this. Honestly, 11 likes. That's better than most of the tweets we find. So we had to go really far back. We went not even to your own Facebook. We went to your ex-wife's Facebook. Oh, shit.

Oh, my God. And we found a video of May 2017, okay? It's a video. I'm just going to say what the video is. Is it just a little video of you, you're clearly at brunch or something? It's a video of you having a little dance at a restaurant. There's a song that plays during the video.

We're going to show you three options. And you're gonna have to tell us which one you think you're actually dancing to this video from 2017. And don't say it if you know what it is. If you think you know what it is, don't say it. You guys did some digging. Yes, we are fucking professionals, Mike. Let's see your options. See option two?

And let's see option three. So many things it's this right out of the game. But we don't want you to know what you think it is yet. We want to know what Natasha and Gordon think it is. Natasha Gordon. I think he was moving the most on beat on the first, the first song. So I'm going to go up to first song. Okay.

First song. Gordon, what do you think? I'm voting for Shaggy. That would be a program given. This is from his ex-wife's Facebook page. Hey, hey, it wasn't me, my own one. Mike, do you remember what the song is? I think it was the first one.

Any reason why? Because I don't see myself dancing to the Cotton Eye Joe one anymore. The shaggy one would have been on the nose. Divorce. And the first one seems right. All right. Let's see what the real answer is. It was the first one.

Mike Paul, makes some noise. Now, Gordon Downs and tweet. Gordon Downs, makes a noise for Gordon, everybody. Very excited about this one. Shit. Ah, okay. Vacationing in Vietnam or Thailand is the new way for people to tell their friends

and to let their friends and family know, It's got one, two reposts and six likes. Nice. You tweeted this at, no, so hold on, 9.30, my, I need to change my fuckler description. 9.31 a.m. January 26th, 2016. From San Diego. Oh, good boy. Did you know somebody who was going on vacation to Vietnam or Thailand at the time?

No, I think it was something that inspired me from one of Todd Berry's specials. to tweet that. All right. But no, I don't know anyone that's been to Thailand or Vietnam recently. We got the blank. Natasha, Mike, do you have any idea as what might be filling that blank?

Vacationing and Vietnam or Thailand is the new way the people who live their friends and family know that they think gently is cute. I don't know. That's pretty good. Natasha, what about you? What do you think? Vacation in Vietnam or Thailand

is the new way of people that have their friends and family know they can't afford the American Let's find out what your options are, Gordon. Sure. Now remember, if you think you know this one, don't say it. I know what it is. Oh, you already know what it is?

Oh, great. Perfect. Then definitely, don't even try and give a hand. We want to see if you can outsmart these two jobsters. Vacationing in Vietnam or Thailand is the new way for people to let their friends and family know they have credit card debt. Cheap vacations. Vacationing in Vietnam or Thailand is the new way for people to let their friends and family know they're on 90-8. They're on 90-day fiance. Vacationing in Vietnam or Thailand

is a new way for people to let their friends and family know they're gay. I was wrong, actually. You don't know. I don't recognize any. Can I say what I thought it was? Yeah, if it wasn't one of these. It's not one of these.

It's very similar to your tweet. My thought is how they know that they're pedophiles. We almost wrote that one as an option, actually. In the morning, too, you had your pedophile tweet. Everybody's thinking about pedophiles. We're great. Not everyone. We're comedy writers, god damn.

We worked on roast battle. We know there's pedophiles afoot. Christa Lee was right there. We'll lose up there. Oh, come on. It was right here last week, Jay. They'll be here next spring. My mom is 12 years old.

It's a, you know. Natasha, Mike, which one do you think is a real tweet? They're gay, it seems the most succinct. Right? From a brevity perspective, it's just like, that's just good joke right. I feel like we're all thinking to say they're just gay was probably best for... I probably wrote they're gay. So everybody says...

Survey says... Very trendy in 2016, people would go to Thailand and Vietnam and blood. And also trendy to be gay. There you go. There you go. Tell everybody where our comedians are at in scores. Well, Mike took a tumble to third place with 900 points. In second place, Natasha, with 11 our points.

In first place, unbelievable. Wait, no, I fucked all this up. Mike is 90 points. Natasha, in second place, 1100 points. And Gordon's in first place, 1125 points. Just by a hair. Tyler, make sure you write down Natalia to get some points along with Chris. We got some audience members here.

Yeah, and Natalia booed you unprompted. I love it. Thank you, Italia. So we got, it's still a pretty close game, but that's good because we have more games to play. Our next game is called... You all the weakest link. The weakest game.

You guys might remember The Weakest Link, a wonderful game show from back in the 2000s with a really cunty British lady. It's a great time. It's a great game. And we are going to play that game, but not with just regular trivia questions as the way they play on that game.

No, no. We have decided to pull all of our trivia from Pornhub Insights. they are collecting data on all of us and it is really unsettling how specific their data is. This guy just said it's a lot. Yeah, you know all of the data.

Do you work for Mindgeek in their data department? Do you know? No, but I don't. Oh, boy. Can you at least tell us what you search for? After the show. We'll get a price for that. Here's how this is going to work.

The way the weakest link works is we're going to do a couple of rounds. First round is we're going to find out who is the weakest link first. So all of them are going to stand up. We're going to go down the line, ask people questions one by one. They're going to be multiple choice questions. You're going to have a few options, but you're going to be on the clock. Whoever gets the most questions wrong will have the weakest gink, and they will have to say goodbye and take a seat back down before we play the final round.

So everybody, go ahead, please stand up and let's get ready to play the weakest thing. There we go. Yeah, let's clap. Natalia is up clapping. Up prompted. Go ahead and start the clock on The Weeks Kink. Mike, what is the top trending search in the United States for 2022? Fick Latina, Gamer Girl, Reverse Cuckold.

That's easy. Okay. Gammer Girl. Correct. Natasha. Who is the top searched male video game character? Mario, Ash Ketcham, or Sonic the Hedgehog? Mario?

Incorrect. Sonic the Hedgehog. Gordon, what sex act are baby boomers nearly twice as likely to watch compared to any other age group? Hand job, fisting, scissory. Hand job. Correct.

What was the most viewed gay category in 2022 worldwide? Twink, straight guys, or daddy? Ah, that's easy. Twink. No, straight guys. Fuck. Which categories view?

Viewers get the job done faster. Muscular men or uncensored cartoon? Uncensored cartoon. Incorrect. Muscular men. Gordon. In which country is anal, not the most viewed category? Saudi Arabia.

Sweden. Mongolia. Correct. Mike. This guy's a new road. Mike. In which country was the top trending search in 2022, not girl with two vaginas? Australia, Canada,

New Zealand. Canada. Incorrect. New Zealand. Natasha. Which profession are Italians more likely to search for than any other? Construction worker, dentist, pizza delivery. Pizza delivery.

Incorrect. Dentist. Gordon. In which Southern State is black, not the most searched for category. Louisiana, Mississippi, South Carolina. South Carolina. Correct. Did you ever have foreseen this coming?

No. But you know what? Who saw you coming? Mindgeek. Uh... I'm sorry, Natasha, you got zero wrong. Zero right. Zero right. Gordon, you got three right. That's crazy. And I'm gonna go to sudden death. So wait, you're still in it, don't you worry? Dudes who watch porn. Oh my god, we're in the game we are prepared for me. Questions about fucking Mario card in there.

And I was like, what is that? Everybody's searching for Sonic. Who knew? Okay. Here's how sudden death works. We have... we have five questions apiece, and whoever gets the most questions right out of those five, it's going to be best of five, is going to win this round, okay? We're going to start with the strongest link from the last round. That's Gordon. Okay?

Hit that sun death music, Tyler. These are not multiple choice. You're going to just have to wing it and guess and hope that you can do what it is, okay? You need any clarification? Feel free to ask. So just answer as soon as you ask you question. No, there's no time limit here. Okay.

You can think one for a second. What is the only profession to crack the top 20 most search for on Pornhub Game? Computer repair? Incorrect. Which South American country watches transgender porn more than any other category? That's correct. Washington is more likely to view videos featuring what sex toy? Geez, these are so hard now.

I'm gonna say, Dildo. Incorrect, fleshlight. Everybody's watching Fleshlight for it in Washington. What Western state is more likely to search amateur wife than any other category? Utah. It's a great choice, but it's incorrect. The correct answer is Hawaii. That really went up in Lines.

Hey, you still got time. What group from the Caribbean is the number one search term in New York? And I'm going to say it's an ethnic group. Which ethnic group from the Caribbean is the number one search term in New York? Jesus. I'm so sorry. The correct answer is Dominican. You were so close.

Terra squad. Okay. So that's... It's still close enough. We have Mike here next. People are most likely to search for hairy pussy in which of the original 13 colonies.

Hey, message. Did you say New Hampshire? No, the correct answer is Pennsylvania. No Steelers. The country is most likely to search for nuns. Oh, my God. Canada?

Canada? You should have listened to the audience. It's Mexico. Not that's South America. No, Mexico's part of the... You get this question right, then you have won the weakest king. What sex act is viewed by women over 150% more than by men? Reverse Caldera.

The correct answer is scissoring. The answer is scissoring. I'm so sorry. Gordon, you're still in it. Oh, God. It's... You have to get this right, though. That's the only way you can still be in.

It's a lot of pressure, man. What generation is twice as likely as any other to search for virtual reality porn? Can you repeat the question? What generation is twice as likely as any other to search for virtual reality for it? Ask the other. That's a different game. That's a different game. They didn't have to,

Generation, do I have to, like, Generation X or Generation Y? In that vein, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, Gen X. The correct answer is Gen Z. That's all they're doing this. A brief word from our sponsor and we'll be right back with more rock. Some people say, that rain, is God crying and thunder,

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in First Cavalry, Wish in Church. All right, let's go ahead and... We're doing on the sports. Yeah, of course, Jay. Got in third place right now. Natasha, with 1100 points. Second place, Mike, with 1,300 points, and first place, still, by the hair

of his chini chinted. It's 1325. It's scored it! 1325 points! But we also, I think at this point, we have a couple more audience prizes to give out, right? Yeah, well, yeah, we have the Italian, Natalia, right? Well, let's give Chris. Chris, Chris also, I think, it's a Jaccress, actually.

Yeah, Chris. Yeah, Chris. What did you got? Won this book. It's the first thousand show of photo book from Ellen to Generous. Warner Brothers, I got like 50 copies. You can have one of them. And our other prize is for Natalia in the front row.

Natalia. Tyler, tell her what you're going to. Oh, you won this great new thing. It's a old wrong button, a wrong yak-back-eat-type button. And when you press the button, he wants your own wrong button. We have them for sale after the show. Just go see Tyler and York on the back,

and they will hook you up. Let's go out. This comfort zone, everybody. Yeah, let's make some noise for the discomfort zone. This is the deepest of the deep dives. This is where we have gone into each of their past, into their lives. We have done some research.

We have tailored individual questions. to each of these contestants. We are going to ask them now and watch them squirm their way out of it in the funniest way possible. We are going to start with Natasha Collier. Makes noise for Natasha, everybody. If you'd like, you can put the mic in the stand if you want. This is, we might have to pay attention to the screen a little bit on this one.

So, Natasha. Yes? We only met recently, so I didn't know a whole lot about you. So we did some research. Okay. We found, we googled this interview that you did. from last November, or two of Novembers ago, excuse me, where you talk about how you discovered your passion for comedy.

This is from you. When I was 10, my mother had bought a book called The Adult Only Joke Book. I temporarily stole it and brought it to school, and I and my friends started telling each other these extremely filthy jokes. Do you remember any of the jokes that you read out of this book? I do, in fact. Fire one on. Let's hear one. Okay.

The one that I do remember was Mr. and Mrs. Jones, they're going to, they go to church. And Mrs. Jones goes to the pastor and says, I have an issue. My husband keeps falling asleep during your church service. And the pastor's like, no worries, I have a hatpin for you. So what I'm going to do is when I notice your husband falling asleep during the church service, I'm going to signal to you, give you a signal, and then you're going to poke him with a hat pin, and then it'll wake him up, right? So then they go to next Sunday, they go to the church service, and Mr. Jones starts nodding off.

And then the pastor notices this, and then he signals to Mrs. Jones while saying, who died on the cross for your sins? And so she pokes him with the happen, and he goes, Jesus! And then he's like, that's correct. And then they move on. And then the next one, he nods off again, and is like, and the pastor signals to her and goes, who is the ultimate creator of all being?

And then she pokes him to that happen. He goes, God! And then he's like, that's correct. And they move on. And then eventually, Mr. Jones falls asleep again. But the pastor doesn't notice and just starts asking questions to the church. And so the pastor goes, makes an emotion

that Mrs. Jones thinks is to stick him with the happen. And so he goes, What did Eve say to Adam after she bore him her 99th son? And then she sticks something that happened. And he goes, you stick that goddamn thing in me one more time. I'm going to break it in half and shove it up your ass. The reason I have understood. Yeah, there you go.

That's pretty bad for a good memory. It's a big goddamn joke book, Jay. I'll take it to that. It took a while to get there, but it paid off. Absolutely paid off. So we also loved, so you've been corrupting children for a long time. That's basically what that means. So we looked on your LinkedIn and we found a couple of your old jobs.

You were a nanny for a family from August 2020 to June 2021. And you were a gymnastics instructor at a children's gym for a year and five months. I sure was. And you had to be around a lot of children at that time. And you've got a long history of corrupting children. That's how you got your starting comedy. It's true. So what we would like to know, Natasha.

how did you accidentally grew up the children at those jobs? Oh man, I do remember having to explain 9-11 to the kids did I nanny This is true So they have like a book

An encyclopedia and there's a picture of 9-11 and then they were like What is that? And it was just a tough place kids who were alive for 9-11 What this all was And so I sort of just like like, I was like, how are we going to do this? And I just was like, yeah, some guys, they took their trolls and they crashed it into the

towers. And then they were like, why? And I was like, that's an excellent question. And I was, I was like, you know, some guys go down dark paths and that's just, that's just it. And then the youngest, what threw me out was when the youngest one looked at me and was just like, I would never do that. That's just the, that's the story of when I explained.

I love it to these kids. What a kind way to explain terrorism, by the way. Sometimes people just go down dark heads. Like bad people doing bad things for personal gain, but like to martyrdom. That was a new concept to them, you know? Yeah, Oscar the Grouch isn't trying to get 99 versions. He's just grumpy. That's all the kids know.

That guy's down a dark path. I should have said that to them. I think it would have gone over a lot better. Really, they should have done a Sesame Street episode about 9-11, and I don't know if they did. Does anyone know if they did? Anybody? No, that sounds like a no, guess what? They shouldn't have explained it.

Natasha Collier, everybody. I will say, I don't remember a whole lot about 9-11. I was in sixth grade when it happened, but I was in the Spanish class, and I didn't have enough to grasp with the Spanish language to understand how to speak what was going on in Spanish, so all I could do was like, ah,

so I'mao. Oh, no, my gusto. No, no, my gusto. How was that Spanish, Gordon? Do it, bien as bien. Bien mahorne. Jay, I remember where I was. Where were you, Tyler?

I was in New Jersey, I was on a rooftop with all my Muslim friends. We were all on a big party. I don't know what it was about. All right, carry on, Jay. All right. Yeah, you try to get out of this room, buddy. In the discomfort zone, let's get Mike,

make some noise from Mike, huh? You already introduced the character of your ex-wife. See. See. This is the last. picture on your old Instagram is you two getting married and apart right? Yeah, yeah and in the backyard of the pastor there yeah yeah in his backyard In his backyard yeah who specifically told me if you fuck this up I'll kill you yeah and that's why you moved to San Diego

And now I'm in California Look at that now we looked a little bit more Let's go ahead and roll that next slide Tyler we did look at your Instagram page this is actually something. She's a tattoo artist and this is a piece of art that she gave you. Yeah. If you look here, this is a, oh, what just happened? Oh, the TV just turned out. I think I had everything to do. Oh, shit. No, that's what happened after I was with my ex-wife, but it's blacked out for like... Two years.

One of the people at the people... Are you guys? I'm still trying to figure shit out. It's the table back there. Those people need to turn off their Bluetooth on their iPhone. Whenever our sex went bad, it was detecting device popped up. We looked up. Here we go. She's a tattoo artist. She's still a practicing tattoo artist,

and we looked at her Instagram to see what tattoos she's doing. Giant dress. Do you think you still know your ex-wife's art style? Bad? Yeah, sure. I know. Okay. Oh, that's so fun.

It's pretty good. She has great art. Yeah, she's great artist. No, no. We're going to find out. So, uh, tattoos was. So, uh, tattoos was so fun. So, uh,

Tattoo's was done by her ex-wife Amber, okay? Tell which one was done by her. Was it this one? This shitty Harry Potter tattoo. Timing at the most, wrong time. That one is her full black tattoo. This is her new buffering logo tattoo. Check to Vice Power. I don't even know what this means. Source? Let's put in. Hey, no. Winning, don't worry. Listen, I got some hijacker friends, literally airfield nobody. You guys watch it. Go get the sound guide from Chingo Bling. Let's get Chingo Bling's DJ to come in here.

Get Chingo Bling in here and get Tyler out of here. Yeah, that's a spirit. I know what happened. Don't you dare come for me. I'll come for you post, buddy. You know what it is? It's Tyler. You keep accidentally unplugging the H.D.M. You keep bumping. You everybody through Tyler. You guys are a bunch of fucking losers. Fucking losers, I'm the winner.

All right. Was it this tattoo, this Harry Potter tattoo? Was it this tattoo of Snuggie from Jersey Shore? A nice tattoo. Look at the art on that bruising, that's talent. That's great line work. Or, was it this tattoo? Oh, it's the second one.

He's Snokey. It's Smokie. You think it's Snuckie? Snuckie's your answer? Out of these three? Yep. Newsflash, buddy. None of those are actually her tattoos.

Those are all tattoos we found on R-slash shitty tattoos. Okay. I don't see her like three years. I don't know if she's fun. Let's show some real artwork of hers. This is actually some real stuff. These are good ones of hers.

Yeah, that's pretty good. Now shit happens and then you die. Yeah, yeah. I'm glad you've forgotten her enough to leave her art style behind. It's totally out. It's totally out. your mind and a play.

Is she only tattooed legs or something? What's going on with her? She only tattoos legs and asses. Oh, I can see why he left her. Oh, bad. I've got other tattoos below it. Makes some of us for Mike Hall. We're still going to give up.

Tyler, you fucking did it again. Here's what we're going to do. Oh, there we go. Which is blank. We're just blank for a second. That's huge, you know what? Everybody booby. That's fine.

You can... There's just been a cheer for Gordon down to... So Gordon, we, I've known you a long time, and I didn't know this, that... that you were featured on a gossip live journal page. Yeah, back in the day. Back of the day, this is from 2011. Oprah Winfrey had ended her show,

and you got a tattoo of Oprah at Broken Heart Tattoo right here in San Diego. That's right, in Golden Hill. We have a video of you getting this tattoo. Hi, I'm Gordon, Dan. I try to keep my finger on the pulse of what's happening in America and popular culture. Several weeks ago,

They signed the icon and Oprah Winfrey ended her talk show of 45 years like many Americans I've been left jaded and disenchanted

and ease the pain I've been on Memorial Nighting Oprah on my left arm here at Broken Heart Tattoo let's go see what these guys are up to now this was a clear ploy to

get I'm in great shape look at that you guys a clear ploy to get on like TMZ or something like that but this was not on TMZ this was on a Russian gossip by

Can I explain what handling? Yeah. As you can see, the watermark, I was the entertainment editor for San Diego.com, which was a right-wing mouthpiece. Wow. But the guy who was in charge

let me do whatever I wanted, so, like, I got to interview Luis C.K., probably not the name I should have started with. And then he let me do this. But yeah, I still have it. Yeah, you still got that tattoo? Let's see that Oprah Winfrey tattoo. Was Gordon?

Hi, Scott. And you looked. Well, that's Richard Pryor! Oh, we're... See, that's the left arm. By the way, I've seen Gordon with his sleeves up multiple times. I've always guessed that was Richard Pryor. I had no idea that was supposed to be over Winfrey on his left arm.

The fat Oprah from Chicago. And this is kind of like Steve Harvey, so... We found some comments, though. We found some comments on the Live Journal. journal. This is actually a weird one. It's weird to see this on here. My brother-in-law designed it. Do you know who designed the tattoo?

All of the, both of the black people tattoos that I have on me were found at a tattoo shop in Birmingham, Alabama, called Arrow Tattoo. And their whole gimmick was they have a free tattoo of the day that you could go in and get a free

tattoo, but it had to be out of this book of prominent figures from the Civil Rights Movement. So I was originally going to... I got Richard Pryor done in Birmingham, which is the birthplace of the Civil Rights Movement. And I was going to get Bill Cosby. This is before we knew that he was a confirmed rapist. So it was just like, oh, I'm going to get Bill Cosby.

That's funny. And then I turned the page and I saw Oprah And I was like, I gotta get open. There you go. We found this tattoo design, but we also found some other comments. And usually we wouldn't do YouTube videos, we have Fuck Mary Kill from the YouTube comments. But these are Live Journal comments.

So he thought it was too good to not avoid the live journal comments. Gordon, would you fuck, marry or kill the following people? Kandapur Undante, who said, How cool, an ironic Oprah tattoo? Funny. Would you fuck, marry, or kill? Sack of Shaw, who said, La Malle. how unfortunate.

Or did you fuck, marry, or kill, deaf tone piano who said, number one, who, and number two? Is this news? All right. I probably, I fucked the person and the first one.

I would marry the second and the second person. I'd kill the last one. Is there any other, do you want to offer any reasoning besides that? Oh, God. Because it was news. Oprah.

How many people here watched Oprah? Make some more than you watched Oprah. Just the women. What's up, guys? It was news. So that's why I would kill that last person. But the other ones, I would just, they kind of match up. Fuck, fuck, fuck, marry, Mary, kill, kill.

All right. Well, that's Fuck Mary Kill with Gordon, Dan. Let's get it, Theo. Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful. All right, folks, we're coming down at the end of the game. And Tyler, it's time to check in. on our scores one more time. Yeah, of course.

In third place, it's a fall from grace. Gordon of 1625 points. Oh. And tied for first place is Natasha and Mike, the 1,700 points. How are we voting? How are we voting?

Honestly, I asked Tyler that and he refuses to tell me how the points work. It's true. You know, we can boo him, but honestly, he's probably just going to make all of us suffer for if we boo him. Yeah, I'll take points away from me. Each and every person in that.

Well, let's go ahead and move on. We have one fun around. This has been a fucked-up show. We said some fucked-up things, done some fucked-up stuff, and we want you to get out of here on a nice, happy note. So we're going to cleanse your palettes

with some clean, wholesome jokes, right? We want you to tell your friends about us. We want you to make sure you remember the nice things these comics said, along with the fucked-up things they said. But this is all for all the marbles, all right? And this is where you guys come in. The points at this point, it's just a number.

we're going to see if you want to risk it all or play it safe and the audience is going to vote on who has the cleanest most wholesome joke. Now Natasha, you and Mike are tied. So do you want to play it safe, risk it all? Try and double your money. I'm all in, baby. Yeah, that's what we like to hear.

Mike, what about you? All in. Okay, this is going to, let's see how it goes. Gordon, what about you? I'm just a line for the ride, I guess. I mean, do I have to double it or something? I'm in it at all, yeah. There we go. We all know who's really winning this fucking game right now.

We will remember 9-2, a day we will never forget on our drive-back from San Diego. All right, well, let's go ahead and start things off with our first comic. Getting ready to tell us her clean, wholesome joke. Palet Cleanse from Natasha College. I'm trying to take care of my mental health more. That's a thing topic, right? I'm taking my mental health more. I think it's getting an emotional support dog, though.

I think it's really cool. Or, like, if you have, like, depression or anxiety, what they can do is they prescribe you a dog. And then you take that dog, and then you're just like, and now this is your problem, too. You know, you just... And then three months later, it ran away. And, yeah, I mean, I'm not a doctor, but that's a check engine light, you know? I mean, do you know how unstable you have to be for the dog you hired to support your emotions? Just quit on the spot.

Just like, no notice. Just turned in its hat is just like, fuck this place. I choose the streets. And there's the thing. It was a chihuahua? Yeah, so I'm using the term dog very loosely here. I mean, like, every time, if you get an emotional support chihuahua, it's like, Like, are you even trying to get better?

I met and so every time I meet a chihuahua, I'm just like, look what we've done to wolves. Large birds and now it's divorce? Like, okay, who do I know who's always shivering? That is my joke. Thank you very much. Natasha Balliard, everybody. Like I was easy to pick on in South Central.

Gang members that always pick on me. They walk up and I'm like, yo man, man, where are you from? Where you read? And there's like no real good answer, because either way, rob you? So I figured maybe if I made gang members laugh, they would leave me alone. So one day this gang member walked up and he was like, yo, where are you from?

What's you breath? And I said, Tim Noble. It was the wrong guy because he looked at me and said, Verizon bitch and rob my hands. What do you know what's to do? Yeah, man, people always look down on me. I felt too young. I hate being 34 and speaking to someone who is younger than me, but also taller than me. Because I feel like

they always talk to me is that they can teach me shit I went to a basketball game I saw this basketball player as Zion Williamson Zion Williamson is like six-something almost 300 pounds I gave Zion a basketball aside and Zion wrote stay in school and then for no reason at all he just took his hand and then just rubbed my head because if you focus you can be anything you want to be I said motherfucker I'm 30 no all right that's the bit you guys for coming out tonight very excited you're around boss for Jay working hard you guys, star of the show. Very stoked, he asked me to be here tonight

because I do have a bit of announcement to make. I'm pleased to announce just a few days ago. I sold my very first screenplay to a major Hollywood studio. So thank you very much. I'm very stoked to be here, guys. I'll tell you a little bit about it.

It's the story of two babies born into rival gang families set in modern-day South Central Los Angeles. That's right. It's called, look who's talking shit. Thank you, that's my time. Gordon.

Which is great, because I don't have to decide. You all get to this side. You're going to, when we go to reach these folks, applause meter style, you're going to clap where you ever think had the cleanest, wholesome joke, whoever you may laugh for most of that cleanest, wholesome joke. We want to make it loud and make it definitive. So vote one at a time.

We're going to start off. I think Gordon Downs had the best palat, clunger joke. Make it out for Gordon. That's going to be good, but let's see what happens when you vote for Mike Hall. That's a great book. It's Canada. All prizes I were found on the street of Los Angeles.

This is Canada on overview. It's published in 1990 before the internet. I'm sure it's great. In second place. Natasha, you're going on with, I believe it's the Barry Mantelope. Oh, yeah, Sweet Life, by Barry Mantle. God, that's a good shit. Adventures on his way to paradise.

Check it out. It's beautiful. His pictures inside, it's amazing. And our winner. One of the best prizes I've ever found. You're going to love it. It's who would win? Alligator versus Python.

By the way, published before, there were pythons in Florida currently beating the shit out of alligators. And I got one special prize. It's Joseph Gordon. I forgot I packed it, but it's perfect. It's the road to, oh, another book I got from Al Degeneres. El Degeneres and Oprah.

There you just have that. That's yours. Thank you. Thanks. Folks, this is wrong. Talk to Yorgo and Tyler. They will get you set up. I've been Jay Light.

Y'all been wonderful. Have a great night. Thanks for coming to mic drop here, everybody.