WRONG! A Fucked Up Game Show - #8 – HOT SAUCE SEMEN (ft. Dave Yates, Robin Tran, Stephen Agyei)

Episode Date: November 15, 2023

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Hello folks, welcome to another podcast edition of Wrong, a fucked up game show. I'm your host Jay Light, and in this episode, we are going back into the archives and featuring our first anniversary show. Recorded live at the Rogue Like Tavern on April 17, 2023, this show's contestants were Stephen A.J., Robin Tran, and Dave Yates. If you'd like to help support the show and get full access to the video episodes, subscribe on Patreon at patreon.com slash wrong game show. Please follow us on all the socials at Wrong Game Show. And, of course, the best way to experience the show is live. That way, you won't miss a second of the action, and you can see all the jokes. Our last shows for the year are all in Los Angeles at Alamo Draft House on November 17th and December 16th and at the Comedy Store on December 4th.

Get tickets at beacons.a.I. slash wrong game show. Without further ado, let's get wrong. Welcome to Wrong A fucked up game show Oh my god It's our one year anniversary show We've been doing this shit for a year Oh my god

I can't believe it I'm drinking a diet coke I'm getting turk tonight everybody Diet Coke no lemon Just pure vibes Thank you All right I'm excited

Oh Jesus All right let's look Our comedians are getting Nancy over here in the corner. We've got a wonderful lineup for our one year anniversary show. Please make it loud for Robin Tran, Stephen Aitche, and Dave Yates, everybody. Hello, you three.

Hello, hello, how are you all feeling? Oh, yeah, feeling? Yeah. Yeah, y'all don't know. You don't know what I'm talking about, dog, yeah. Is that a coogee sweater? Not really. Not really, but it is today. Hell yeah, that guy. Got it. It's a he who should not be named

sweater. We going with Kooji. I appreciate that you tried to do a Harry Potter reference in an very far. It was a Harry Potter and a Cosby reference. None of the, oh, look at that.

Come on, guys. I'm already on this. Cosby jokes, everybody. Where else are we going to do them, but here? Sorry, I was sleeping. Robin, you haven't said anything. You seem a little shell-shocked. No, I'm

I don't like Bill Cosby. There we go. Thank you. Hey, how about we all boo Bill Cosby in the count of three? No, I only meant it's stand-up. No, I'm kidding. Let's all Bill Boo Cosby in the count of three. One, two, three.

Boo! I'm sending this to you, Bill. I've got it on camera. Okay. Let's go ahead. Let's get to know. We've got our contestants. We're going to get to know them in a little bit,

but I really want to get to know some of our audience members. We have a lot of people. Who's been to the show before? Makes noise if you've been to the show before. Woo! Okay. We got a contingent. and a bunch of people who clearly have never been in the show before.

Makes noise if you've never been in the show before. That's the right answer. And my man Tyler over here in the corner. Hey, Jay. Hey, Jay. I'm good, Jay. Thank you. You're very welcome.

Tyler is my George Gray. He's my announcer. He's my points jockey. And he's also been schmoozing you find folks and getting some answers about why you had a fucked up week. Did anyone not give a piece of paper about why they had a fucked up week? You want to get a late entry? we have a late entry over here in the corner

we've got one back there. Thank you very much. Hey man I ran over it. Oh no. Oh man. Well I'm immediately curious by this. We've asked people when five words are blessed why was your week fucked up and Linnell just wrote fucking Walt.

She watched Breaking Bad the whole series. Is this a Breaking Bad thing or is it like a Disney thing? Yeah, they're on top. Okay, what kind of thing is then. Which I couldn't get my taxes in a time and they were like, you know, like, oh no, so I got

penalized on that. And I did my taxes today and then I ended up owing money because he did them wrong. So, and the film was really funny bad too, and I'm doing the sequel. Fucking Waltz, fucking Waltz! Wow, what a relatable problem to the common man. I mean, just the blue collar working class. You ever made a film so bad? and needed the money so bad

that you sign on to do the sequel? You ever be so good of an actor that you sign on to do a movie that you hate everybody involved just because... Is Walt White by chance? Lennel is Walt White. God damn it. Do you know he black Walt? He's white and old.

That is convenient because we do have a person, Eric, Eric said... Let's boo old white people. In five words or less. Why was your week fucked up from Eric? Old, rich, male white assholes. Eric, where are you at? Eric. You know Walt too?

Did Walt also fuck you over on tax paperwork? I don't know a wall, but I know I don't like him. We all know a Walt. We all know a wall. What's the rich white asshole who fucked you over? Just in general, the general population of a old white rich assholes.

Just the patriarchy. I appreciate your answer Eric, but it is unfortunately not as pointed as Lonell's answer. So I think she's still in contention for most fucked up week, but we also have the Beck in five words or less,

why was your week fucked up? I don't feel anything anymore. Hey, shout out SSR-I's baby, yeah. Beck, where are you at, Beck? Beck, right over here. Hello, Beck. I'm sorry to catch you mid-food. You don't feel anything more. You also put a smiley face at the end of your sentence. How do you, how did this, is this the first week you've never felt anything in your whole life?

How long has this been going on for? Would a drink help? Yes. We're going to give you a drink ticket. We're going to give back a drink ticket. Their next drink is on us, Beck. Slip some pills in there, too. We got a Cosby sweater in the room.

We might be able to get them on the discount. No, SSRI is not a luxury. Yeah, Lexa Pro. Yeah, we're talking about dumping some fucking... Is it ethical? somebody with SSRIs just because it's not a ruby? I feel like that's not ethical. Who cares about ethical? We're at the

fucked up game show. That's a great point. We are wrong, a fucked up game show. We have our final... Oh, look at this lighting setup. This is beautiful. Finally, we have Wendy. Wendy, in five words or less, why are we just fucked up? It's more than five words, but it's pretty fucked up. My dad

asked, when is my birthday? Wendy, where are you at, Wendy? Right over here, Wendy. Now, is this the first time you realize you have a bad relationship with your dad? No. What was the canary in the coal mine? The last however many years? That's a great answer.

That's an answer to I think earned a great ticket. Side question. How old are you? I know this is inappropriate for Hollywood, but how old were you supposed to be? He's had time to figure it out. Yeah, but I think like after 30 you can let it slide. birthdays don't matter after 3rd. He's just saying that because his dad's dead,

so his dad can never forget his birthday, yeah, you hack, if you're a live father who doesn't give his shit. Yo, daddy is dead, motherfucker. You don't care about this. Hey, look, we're on the fucked up game show. We're going to say stuff that might be fucked up. Fuck his dad, daddy.

Yeah, listen. I would be fucking that casket if I knew where he was buried. Linnell, I think you currently... Went too fast. You have the story that I felt like hit and resonated the most. So I want to have you coming up here.

Come on up, baby. Give a hand for Lonell, everybody. Give it up for Hollywood, baby. Lonell. This is like a sequel for you. We have, we think you have the most fucked up week so far out of the audience members.

But do you think your week was more fucked up than this guy? Are you having a worse week than this bird? Is it alive? That bird looks alive for me That bird looks alive in that picture That's all I can tell you

I feel like he's getting a lot of love Yeah but something going on in the background Right Comics do you all think this bird I think that bird's gonna get crammed up That dude's asshole Anything with color has never been good In white hands

That's all I'm saying Downs in Let's find out if Linell had a worse week than this bird Oh, it's a bird, it's learning to fly again. You don't want to scare it, it's a little bit. It's bird, it's learning to fly. They're teaching the bird to fly again. See, that's nice.

Get that bird. I like how Cat Stevens is playing in the background. And everybody that the cat and cat, come on. As fitting as it could be. I think that the bird might be having a worse week than Linnell. But Linnell, thank you so much. You're having a... Give a hand for Linnell, anyway. And fuck Walt.

And I had a drink ticket for you, too, but I don't know where it is. So just put a drink on my tab for Linnell. By the way, it makes a noise for your bartenders, everybody. We got Walter and Rachel on the back. Make sure to tip them, guys. Make sure to do that. All right, folks. We are here at Wrong, a fucked-up game show.

We already have, as you can tell, some feisty competitors. here trying to win this competition of fucked-upness. On most game shows, you want your contestants to say the thing that's right. Not here. We want them to say the thing that's wrong. And they will start off by telling you what they think is wrong. I have asked each of them to do a short five-minute set of their most fucked-up material. It could be dirty jokes.

It could be blue jokes. It could be dark subject matter. We are going to find out with our first impressions round what these comics think is fucked up. Tyler, this is where you're supposed There we go. We've been doing the show a fucking year and Tyler still does not have the timing down for the slides. How about we boo Tyler real quick?

You rich white piece of shit. Jay forgot my mic, so I can't defend myself. How dare you? Forgot. Shut up. Exactly. All right, guys. Let's go ahead and start things off. Your first comic, telling us what they think is fucked up. Make it real loud. For Dave Yates, everybody.

Davey! We're doing it, guys. We're doing it. That's my name on the screen. Hey, everybody. We're going to do some dark shit. Is that okay with you? Dark shit? Is that okay? Some of you say this now, and I'm going to get into it, you're going to tighten your little booty holes. Okay? So I just want to remind you that a spattering of applause said I could do dark shit. How about we treat this like a video game, NerdBarr? Like if you do well with level one of darkness, I'll ascend you to level two, three, and so forth. Does that sound fair?

All right, here we go. COVID's pretty much over, depending on who you ask, or it never happened to begin with. But I don't know if you've read the news, but in China, the bird flu is running rampant. Bird flu is killing like a whole bunch of women in China. Bird flu is killing more women in China than Chinese family. who only want sons do. I like Tyler, we shouldn't have booed you earlier. That was the hardiest laugh for a historically accurate joke.

Here we go, level two. I was talking to my friend the other day on the phone, and she's like, Dave, I held a baby this morning. She was real excited about it. I'm like, but Lindsay, don't you hate kids? She's like, yeah, I hate kids, but I love babies. The only problem with babies is that they turn into kids. Like, not if you shake them.

You forgot what round this was, did you? All right, level three, here we go. The thing's fucked up, they overturned her over you wait. Things fucked up. You know, I believe ladies, you should have a choice what happens with your bodies, correct? Yeah. A couple you were just like, nah, we want to make pies and not vote. Trad wife.

He's fucked up. They overturned Roeby Wade. Like you're going to overturn Roeby Wade in this economy? For real? The cost of coat hangers going way up everybody. Yeah, coat hanger is going to be the new

NFTs, non-fungible toddlers. I don't know what that means? It sounds terrible, don't it? Now look, if you laughed at level two and not level three, I'm killing kids in both of those jokes, guys. Level four. Find a level of darkness.

I'm going to bring the energy down lower than it could possibly go. As Jay Light alluded to earlier, my father passed away four years ago. So don't worry, it was classic cancer, not COVID. A little broke back Thursday pancreatic cancer. It wasn't COVID. Nope, no, no. A little cancer. A little classic, a little classic cancer.

When you're grieving, people say dumb shit to you, you know? His dude came up to me, he's like, hey man, I'm sorry you lost your father. Like, why didn't lose him? I know exactly where he is. And we spent a lot of money to put him there. Death is expensive. I said this to him, and he pulled back out of me, kind of like some of you guys are doing. He's like, oh man, I'm sorry, ah, shit, ah, I was hitting him with paintballs, like, ah, ah, ah.

What I meant to say was, my dad left us when I was nine. when I was nine, so I get it. Your dad left you, huh? You probably left because you know you grew up to say dumb shit like that. Like it's not like my dad went to the great cigarette store in the sky and never came back. Grief happens, right? And like I don't drink or do drugs anymore, so how I handle grief is sometimes I hang out church basements with strangers drinking coffee.

If you're still not following, we take about 12 steps to get down to the motherfucker. Okay, anonymity protected. And after one of these get-togethers, I was hanging out, and this lady followed me outside. I was having a cigarette. She must have been about 85 years old. She's like, Dave, I'm so sorry to hear about your father. I'm like, here we go. I'm like, thanks, ma'am.

He's like, I'm going to say 12 hail marries for you and your daddy. And I'm like, this, ma'am, making 13. You know, I'm looking on the ground. And I'm looking on the ground and there's like this piece of magazine that starts to take shape. And I look up at her and she's like, your dad's up in heaven right now. And I'm looking back down at the ground because it's like, look, like I'm not trying to challenge what someone believes in. She's 86 years old. She's going to be dead soon enough.

But I'm looking at the ground and this magazine starts to take shape and there's like these two big giant titties on this magazine. And I look up at her and she looks down and she finally sees it. She's like, oh my God! And she leaves. And that's how I know that God is real, y'all. That's right. My dad is up and having sitting down looking at me. He's like, you know, my son ain't trying to hear this shit right now. You don't want him to give him some found pornography in the streets.

A magazine porn? Like, we weren't even in the woods. It was right there. Like, I'm from the Midwest, and I think we do grief the best. I'm sorry, California. I think we do it the best. Like, after it happened, my friend, she called me. She said, Dave, I'm going to make you a lasagna. Like, fuck yeah. Grief lasagna is the best lasagna. We know this. She brings me the tray of it the next day. with great before and I peel back the tinfoil and it cut into it. And she had put vegetables in the lasagna.

Carrots and squashing shit. I took one bite and it was like my dad died all over again. I'm Dave Yates, thanks. Dave Yates, everybody! Dave Yates! Don't want to hold your baby. Pretty solid. That was fun. That was dark.

We got some dead dad stuff. We got some abortion stuff. We got a lot of stuff. Tyler, do you have any questions there for this? No, I think you know. I said, does he have any nieces or nephews or any kids in your life that are afraid of you? No, man. Nobody in my life would be fucking.

So, like, there's no kids. All right, okay. All right. Sweet, there goes the energy. There it goes. That was weird. You got any nieces and nephews? Yeah, I did a coat hanger abortion joke that they killed the energy as bad as that.

Yeah. This is why we moved Tyler. ultimately this is why this is why you should not have renegged on booing Tyler I like you for laughing loudly now I'm back to hang you he's got that pony boy part in his head let's see if we can stay golds with our next comic make it real ad for Robin Tran everybody it's called first impression oh this round called first impression no kind of material at any other show than this one let's see um Jay okay I need to this is gonna be a bummer but I need to say, okay, so my best friend is dying,

and I am going to thank you, and I'm literally going to go to his hospice care tomorrow afternoon. I've been crying all weekend, really been able to prepare for the show, but I knew I couldn't cancel. But it's not for the reason you think. It's not for any noble reason. It's not because the show has to go on.

It's because I canceled on Jay the last three times by lying about why I couldn't do the show. So I, like the other day, I'm like, oh, Jay, I'm out of town, but I just didn't want to go to Burbank. So, so now I get the news that my friend's dying, and I'm like, oh, Jay's not going to believe me. I'm dying, Jay. I get the news that my friend is dying. The same day, Jay sends a fucking email about the show. I think it's just going to be like a kind of sit down and chill out.

It sends me this fucking five, this paragraph about, I'm going to have to stand up. And it's like, it was like an Asian person running a show. Like, just the most. organized list. I'm like, I'm going to talk about my set. I'm like, I have a show tomorrow. And I'm going to do fucked up jokes. I don't know what to talk about.

And he goes, you should get bad transgender people. And I'm like, you want me to do my regular set? I'm concerned, I hated what Dave Shebel did. Because as far as I'm concerned, he didn't go far enough. Huh? How do you like that? How's that for a take, huh? Not even funny. He's like, I don't like trans.

people yet join the club pussy I pulled the punch I said pussy what I was gonna say in the F slur but I got scared for some reason I so I went through my phone and I started just typing in searches for the notes I started typing in incest and Holocaust and just if there were any notes and apparently I talked a lot about the Holocaust in 2019 giving my notes. And most of them are bad jokes. But there is one part, you know,

you know we always talk about the gender spectrum and everything's a spectrum and every spectrum. We never talk about Holocaust deniers spectrum. Because, obviously, all Holocaust deniers are bad, obviously. But some are worse than others, okay? Because there are two kinds of Holocaust survivors.

There's one group that thinks The Holocaust never happened. Another group thinks that the Holocaust happened, but the numbers are inflated. Now, I think that the ones who think the numbers are inflated are worse, okay? Because people who think the Holocaust didn't happen, there's almost like a soccer mom naive innocence to it, you know?

They're like, the Holocaust could have happened because who can be that mean? It's like a very, like, but people who think that the numbers are inflated, You know what? If people could do the truth, it wasn't six million, it was only three million. If only the people knew the truth about. Blame Jay Light for this material. All right, you should have seen the instructions do your most fucked up jokes. There was almost like a dare, like he was calling me a pussy.

Um, I thought I had more of the dead friend stuff, I kind of ran out. Oh, thank you. So is he, right? I'm kidding. I'm sorry. I said he would have wanted. It's what he would have wanted. No, actually, I think he probably would have wanted to live longer, but I think this was

in second. Oh, he's not here. And he won't be for a weird, but I'm getting, I'm getting, I'm sad, fuck you. You're not going through it, I'm going through it. This is my coping mechanism. Oh, do you guys not like my joke about my death friend? All right guys, that is my time. Thank you so much.

Yeah. To be honest with you, I thought she said Holocaust survivor spectrum of a month. Let's see where this one goes. Completely different. Shouldn't lose length. First of all, flattered that you would lie to cancel on my show. That you feel like you need to protect my feelings that much. Really nice. This is, I had a friend of mine, a friend of mine passed away unexpectedly, literally a week ago yesterday. I was at a Zoom funeral yesterday morning

So if you can angle for anything When you go visit your friend in hospice Tell them to do a live stream funeral Because it's way... When you're dead, don't make us show up anywhere Don't be a prick Yeah, I'm not gonna look I mean you're close

But I would have had to fly to fucking North Carolina all right I can go sit I can sit in my pajamas In my living room And if somebody's boring I can go on Amazon on it, see if I can buy some new bike shorts.

That's the beauty of Zoom funerals. Thank you, Jay. That was so helpful. You're very welcome, Robin. Let's go and bring up our final comic, you guys in the first impression. Steven A.J., everybody. Man, all my friends are dead.

I've been jerking off to their spray-painted t-shirts for years. That's a weird. Cultural reference that you guys probably don't get. Some of you all, all right, wild. Way to start this show. Holy fuck, all right. Fucked up jokes.

Okay, let's remember these. You kind of warm, man, I left. I'm raising from Denver, which is cool. First show I did when I moved out here, I told the crowd us from Colorado. After the show, this white lady came up here, and she goes, hey, Steve, want to be your first white woman?

I was like, you got a time machine, motherfucker? Did you not hear me saying? I'm from Colorado? Like, that didn't change my dick to pumpkin spice as a latte. We're making kale sandwiches a long time. You know what I mean?

I got kombucha in my fridge right now. The fuck. Set us from Colorado, not Wakanda, bitch. I'm glad you guys like that joke. Some people don't like that joke. I did that joke in the South. They didn't care. The people who really didn't care was this old white men.

Yeah, they didn't care. It's because they used to call a nigger, now they call a son-in-law. Used to swing from the family tree, now we swang. Yeah, you're talking about that, yeah. I remember growing up, I went to this girl's house. She's like, oh, you should come home for lunch. It would be fun, like, sure. I went over her house, she's like, oh, I'll be, I'm my whole family, about 70 years.

family of my 70-year-old aunt there. It would be great. I'm in high school. Yeah. Like, go. Like, get in there. Now, we just like, oh, can you take shoes up? I'm like, yeah, I take my shoes off. I'm walking around, hanging out.

Everybody was buzzing. And then at one point, I just heard from around the corner, she was like, mm-mm, I can't wait to eat some niggot toes. I was like, what? Peep my back on my shoes, bitch. You try to invite me over here to eat my toes. You fucking, like, like, I didn't.

I didn't know, I'm in high school, I really know, my parents from Africa also, so I didn't know. Do you guys know what niggatoes are? Okay, it's a Brazilian nut. That's what they used to, a Brazilian nut. It's a real thing, they used to call them niggatoes. I didn't know many people with my parents from Africa. We didn't have niggatoos. I didn't know.

You know, arguing, I'm fucking scared. I'm fucking, I'll kill all you white people. I'm mad. I'm sorry, that's what they called these nuts. My aunt, she's old, she really knows. So I took a good look at those nuts, I was like, damn. Definitely look like niggatoos.

Woo-hoo! All the, I ain't look like that. Here's one. Got a hand job from a retarded girl. I had to stop because she was too slow. Well, I was supposed to turn her down on her make a witch. Forget you. What is this?

I remember, we're going to do one thing, but we'll do a different thing, because it's hot. You know, when you bug in, then you're like, ooh, I'm going to reach around and grab the TV. He's like, no, you're about to come, nigga. He's like, oh, let me just stay back here. That's what just happened, but in comedy, you. Let me ask you a quick.

Let's say hypothetically, right? Let's say your dad gave you a bunch of good advice growing up, right? Great device. How did you get what you want to be in. That's wrong. And at some point, you found that you dad was good. Would you keep it? you keep the advice. Dad just got to go to jail, right? That's it.

Man, so your supervisor gives you a bunch of great advice, legal advice. That's again where you want to be. If you climb the corporate ladder, the CEO of the company making more money, you never make the entire company. Then at some point you find out the supervisor is stealing from the company, choking white babies in the park on the weekend. So you keep the advice. Not to death, she's not squeezing with dad and just... Supervisor just got to go to jail.

Look, basically what I'm trying to say is I will never stop listening to Archelion. Sorry, I tried, I really did. But mine was telling me no. Well, that's it for me, guys. I'm Stephen AJ next few times. I was too strong. I was going to rip it off.

Rip your dick off. You know, it could have been too strong. Getting that special limp dick. You can't have that. We have a duty. Tyler does have a question for you, Stephen. Yeah, what's that? Yeah, I wrote it down.

I've been jerking off to their spray-painted shirts for years. Can you explain the cultural relevance to wear it out? Guys, I don't know if you know this, but we don't. I sure do, but... Yes. In some communities, when somebody passes away, there will be spray painted on their t-shirts

people will wear dead people like it's like a product got a new shirt out I got to get more black audience members I was like that's not yeah I understand what are you talking about I'm originally from Chicago and black people be dying and then they be selling

the spray painted shirts to their friends of the person who died are you jerking off to them or just in that Well, you know It depends Some of my friends are ugly I don't think he's speaking on He's not speaking of the back

Yeah so you just use the back All right Have you ever jerked off to a dead person Tyler? Oh yeah Sure Wait a minute Hold on

Which dead person have you jerked off to you? That's a real hand of the cold If you use any pornography I've got to be dead by now you know Yeah, you've never jerked out to a dead person? No, I asked him if he has. No, no, no, that's not the question I ask.

Yeah, now we gotta know, Dave. Have you jerked off to a dead person? Of course. When you get old enough, people that you fuck have died, and that memory's still up there. So it's like, I'm not going to throw away a good fucking spank-bank memory just because the person's not alive anymore.

I'm supposed to keep their essence alive on this earth. That just happened to me for the first time a couple years back. I know what you're talking about. That's right, man. You jerked off to him, but you did? No, but somebody I had sex with died, and I was like, all right, well, I got that memory grabbed up there. Not like during the act, okay?

Yeah, he's not that powerful. They died of COVID. Like, they didn't... There were COVID denied. All right, let's go ahead in Texas, everybody. Let's give out some points. We had a wonderful... This makes them wish for all the comics.

This is a real swell group. Now, you got involved directly in Stephen's act. What's your name? Thomas. Thomas. Hi, Thomas. Do you think that Stephen did the best? out of everybody?

That's not what I asked you, Thomas. If there's somebody, look, where would you rank Stephen on all three of these people? Whatever answer you have is... I just know if, you know, you choose on your white guilt chart, you get to go down a little bit. Hey, wait, I'm not a white either.

You know? What about your white cisgilt? Yeah, white schist guilt. Hey, don't let these minds. minorities push you around, dude. I got your back. Are there any other cis straight white guys

who want to dive into this minefield that I've created? I'm with Dave. I like racism. I think you like with him. I'm a big fan of racism. Let me...

Okay, I'm not going to lie. That was the whitest thing I've ever seen is covering your nose when you're laughing. He was like, It was great. It was like an Orwell Redenbacher commercial. Does anyone... Let me ask...

You're going to like to disrespect our culture like that. Orville Redenbach is a saint. Let me ask... That's culture is the problem. We're just going to blanket ass. I'm going to let Thomas off the hook because Thomas is uncomfortable. All right.

A little flustered. If you think that we're talking dark, We had a lot of We had a lot of death references. We had a lot, I think, I mean, there's a varied variety of death references, and we also had some misogination references.

That's a word I just learned yesterday. That's race mixing for everybody who's not reading the fucking Webster's dictionary. That's what Stephen said the R word. Yes, he did. I only did it because it's wrong a fucked up game show. I'm a retard.

Ooh, Dave said the all word. Well, I think because they both said it that Robin should get first by default. A different R word, Robin. Yes. This is the R word who's winning the first round of this show tonight. That's what I think. Wait, just because we said... I'm not a fan of bad language, all right?

Now, let's go ahead. We'll go ahead and we're going to make it an audience vote between these two gentlemen. Stephen and Dave, if you think that Dave had the darker set during that round. We're not talking funny. We're talking darkness. If you think David, the better, darker set makes some noise. You got Linnell on your side. That's good. That's right, because I said, fuck, wow.

Yeah. If you think Stephen had the darker set between Dave and Stephen, make some noise. And not his complexion. Hey, fuck you, man. A set. I say, they're not alone, and I'm a fucking... I feel like most of the rooms still didn't clap at things. They're uncomfortable. They're all uncomfortable.

Hey, everybody, just, everybody get butt naked. Oh, fuck, anybody. You know what we'll do is we're going to get, we're going to let it be a tie. I think this is a close call. Robin's going to have 300 points. Dave and Stephen will both have 200 points after that round. I don't agree with this.

A solid move. All right. Yes, thank you. I'm so glad my friend's dying. I'm so glad both of our friends died, Robin. Let's go ahead and move on to our next round. Oh, you have another friend died? In tweets.

This is around where we go back through everybody's social media. We go back through everybody's old tweets and we pull up their tweets and we remove phrases from their tweets and see if they can guess what they said all those years ago. Now don't worry because I know they're all nervous. I am also nervous because we always start this round off with one of my old tweets. And I've been assured that this is the worst one yet and I don't like that. and I don't like that. I'm guessing it's, what kind of cheese is better? Cheddar or Swiss?

Let's find out. Let's find out. Okay. Oh, boy, oh boy. All right. Being the only white kids in a half Mexican, half Asian neighborhood has its perks.

Blank. This is literally, all right, 2012, October 9th, this is like two months after I moved to Los Angeles. He was in his Edge Lord face Yeah

I got It's definitely Cheddar I got three likes though That's probably the best I've done On any of my entreatments I got three likes

Okay Let's go ahead and see some options Everyone's lawns look nice And no stray cat slash dogs around Oh no Oh no Okay

What's next? everyone I run into looks like Tila tequila's mom and dad I said that that's a definitely good reference for that time that's a good reference

for that time oh man I uh I can now I'm curious what the third option is my grocery store has all the rice after this show

the R-R-A the street the R word would like to speak I don't think it's a third one because it was really well-written

that's true definitely it was very concise. It wasn't as worthy as the other two. I think this is a great point. Yeah, let's go ahead and start with Robin. Robin going on down the line. Which one do you

all think is the real tweet between these tweets? I think it's the first one. Okay. Stephen? I think it's the tequila tequila. That's two, right? That's number two. Yes. I'm going to also have to go with number two. You look like a guy who's jerked off to teal tequila. I have jerked off to tequila. You are correct. And it was 2012. You weren't sober then.

That was not sober then. No, he was not. No. But I jerked, I did jerk off. Well, that means it could have been more racist than me. You could have been. I did jerk off sober to tealah, which is one of the great shames of my life. Oh, you guys are, you guys want me to drunk jerk off to tequila?

Oh, relapse, right fucking now. All right. I do, I do think it, I mean, I think it might be number one. I think Robin might be right. Let's see if it's the correct answer. It is. Everyone's lawns look nice. No stray cats and dogs around.

Yeah. It was the least funny one. Damn. That's how you know. Not a good joke writer yet. Robin gets 100 points for that. Nice work, Robin. Good joke, good joke.

I like it. Thank you. Now we're going to go ahead and pull on with Dave Gates. Dave, please come forward. Makes the noise for Dave. I have to stand in front of everybody while this happens. Yes, you do. Oh, yeah.

That's not fun. Woo-oo-oo-oo-oo! All right, Dave. Oh boy. Do you want to guess what year you think we might have pulled your tweet from? You know what's so funny? I don't think I joined Twitter to like 2014, maybe? 2014.

Let's see. 2015. October 12th, 2015. This is hashtag comedians taught me and a big old blank. And we had a, there's a picture that was you tweeted along with this one. Oh, boy. So we got a couple options for you. I was really heavy to tweet about my dick.

get ready everybody now remember if you think you know what it is don't say it because robin and stephen will get first guess first option hashtag comedians taught me I'm not addicted to cocaine I just like the way it smells I think he actually did say that picture Richard Pryor

option two hashtag comedians taught me you don't have to be funny to be successful also very true any of these could have been true picture Russell Brandt Option three With a means The rest of the gas station

Hashtack convenience There's only one proper waiting He's a gas station bathroom Oh the picture is the best Now that's some real road dog shit right there That's something That's something Um

My fucks doofy shit in all That picture is so good I don't care What you think Robin Steven Do y'all have any ideas Of which of these might be the real tweet I'm gonna have to go number two.

What was number two again? Russell Brand. I think it's Russell Brand also. Okay. Any reasons why? Uh, it's low-hanging fruit. I think Russell Brand was big

in 20. I mean, I also feel like this is literally some low-hanging fruit right here too. Yeah. This is another number two. Can you just imagine having a shit like that? My cousin used to have the shit like that. His dick was too big

So he had to get above the toilet Can we get that off the screen? Yeah, let's take this off the screen Let's get the real answer up Oh wait Yeah, Dave, you didn't get a chance to guess I thought it was the poo meme I literally

Unfortunately, Dave was not that funny in 2015 It was the Richard Pryor one But it was a good try Nobody got points on that one Wow! But he actually said that shit Well, it's kind of racist Dude, that's why we didn't invest You know

It's a good Correct quote from his act. Dave Yates, everybody. You probably pulled that poop mean off somewhere else on my page. I think we did. I think we did and that's why we trick people in this game. Let's go ahead and get Robin Trane up

here for entreatment round. Let's see what she got. Now, Robin, you have deleted your tweets. You've been banned on Twitter, so we had a few options less than normal. We got a pretty good one here. September 29th, 2020. The state flag of Vermont

should just be blank. Wait, what do you think the state flag in Vermont be? Oh, okay. Fuck Vermont, am I right? Okay. This one only got one only got one like, Robin, which is shockingly low for you. I don't remember this.

Do you remember where you were doing it this time in your life? I was in Vermont. And I was having the worst time of my life. All right, well, let's see what our options are. Yeah, yeah, that's when. Yeah, it was when they're a multi. You can laugh. Yeah, you can laugh.

There you go. She had tities, though. All right, option number one. The state flag of Vermont should just be a white dude with dread smoking weed while he watches Ben and Jerry butt fuck. The state flag of Vermont should just be a white woman screaming in a Bernie Sanders rally that he's a Republican. And option.

three, the state flag of Vermont should just be a dude doing a jack off hand motion next to a, it's a state law to wear a mask sign. Now, before we get to your guest, Robin, Stephen, Dave, I got to go with three. Okay. Go on three? Dave. One like the kid. It's one like worthy tweet right there. Dave?

I'm going to go with the dready white dude. the butt fucking, okay? I mean, people are laughing just the dimension of butt fucking, so that's a good option. Robin. What do you think, Robin? Do they both guess yet? They did both guess. We've got one guess

for the butt fuck, and we got one guess for this. What do you think? I know which one I was. She was right, it's worth one like, this is what I wrote. I was mad about masks And that was it, right? One light?

Click it. That is it. That's the right one. I wish I wrote that second one. That was so good. You know, go back. Hey, send me the tweet. I'm going to retweet it when I get back home.

We'll send that to you. That's 200 points for Robin Tram. We give it 100 to Stephen for guessing that extra one right. Steven, speaking of which, come on up here. I feel like I'm in last place right now. We'll find out. You might be. Uh, let's go ahead and see Stephen AJ's tweet.

I don't be, I don't be, tweet. But you tweeted this. What? July 4th, 2014. Oh, 4. Yeah, 6.42 a.m. This is early.

So you just say, it could be like, uh-oh, is this white woman dead or like? The name of my Netflix series, dot, dot, dot, blank. One like. On July 4th. So you woke up, first thing, independent said. Let me pop this off real quick. Before I get drunk and forget to tweet

this brilliant thing I'm about to tweet. Let me put my dreams into the ether. Let's see some options. Option one. The name of my Netflix series, You Gonna Love Me, starring Freddy Adoo. A couple people know about soccer star Freddy Adieu. Yeah, yeah, Freddy Adieu.

Y'all remember? American. Ooh, look on it. Option two. The name of my Netflix series, Fat is the New Black, starring Donald Sterling. Same people laughed at that

as the soccer joke. Yeah, I don't know if that's good or bad. Option three, the name of my Netflix series, It's Magic, or Magic Johnson donates blood to suicidal people. Now, I'll let you think on this one for a minute. Robin, Dave.

I know it's not. Nobody's that funny at 642 at 4. What was the second one again? The second one was the Donald Sterling one. Fat is the New Black. I only think it's the first one because I don't think that the white people here writing the big tweets is going to rate the gone. That's what I...

I mean, I hope it's the first one. I know you're a white writer Marie. Robbins. I mean, his parents are from Ghana. Canadian immigrants. My parents are from gun. I know, but I mean, like, big... And he also did describe what the dude is.

Well, I'm not saying that black form allows his name. Yes, she is. Well, we got Robin's guess. Dave, what is your guess? I'm doing... Fat is the New Black. That's, that, that, it feels like a 6.42 a. Steve and AJ tweet, 2014.

be right. Anyway. You can change your guess if you want. No, I'll stick with the first one. All right. She's so far ahead and points. It doesn't matter.

This is very true. Don't think, don't be bitter. I am so bitter. Stephen, what do you think? I got to go with number two. Is there a reason why you think it's number two? It sounds the most familiar to me. Although, I do remember

having a few Magic Johnson jokes. And I can't remember. Now, dude, I feel like there's some people here who might not remember Donald Sterling or remember what was going on do you want to just fill people in Donald Sterling he was the owner of the clippers and he got on record he got on record with one of his he had put the house saying he didn't want his girl to be seen with like black dudes yeah all the type of thing because they were like he said something like that man No, you can hang out with them.

It was a lot of... He said a lot of other real shit. Yeah, I know. Yeah, we can poo Donald Sterling. Everybody pooed Donald Sterling. Send him this to you, Donald. Fucking Walt. Let's see if it's the real answer.

It is. Fat is the new blacks. There's 100 points for Dave and 200 points for Stephen for getting it right. Nice work, Stephen. And arousing, fuck Donald Sterling. All right. I condemn racism. with all fours.

15 minutes ago, Robin. I love racing. What's our point tally looking like, bud? All right, coming in third place, we have Dave with 300 points. Second place, we got Steam of 500. And in first place, Robin, with 600 points, Jay. Solid, still a tight race.

It's still anyone's game. Especially, you know, as we get into our third round. I like how the poor employees have to get their fucking belongings out of the lockers during the show could put the lockers in the back, could you guys? No, just have to keep their belongings

where people could steal them. We got our prizes in there too. Are they the employee's belongings? Well, they weren't until Rachel just took her stuff. She just took a goddamn fucking sweet denim prize out of that locker. Let's go ahead and roll

our next round. The Price is Only fan. A classic The Price is Right game. We're starting off our game. We can fade that music down a little bit. There we go. This is a classic game. We have looked up.

We have found in this new age, celebrities are looking to make a little bit money wherever they can, including OnlyFans. We've looked up Celebrity OnlyFans pages, and we want our contestants to guess Price is Right style without going over

if they can guess the correct price that it costs to subscribe to one of these only fans pages. Pretty simple. Let's see our first person, Tyler. Tommy Lee. Yeah, that Tommy Lee. And, yeah, that dick. That dick.

Come watch me be free. Eggplant emoji. Wait, wait, wait, this is not fair because I've subscribed to that. This round's going to be called which contestant is a symbol. Now, in order to keep it fair, we will start off. We're going to go from most points to least points, so Dave can maybe get a chance to cut ahead. Robin, without going over, what do you think?

Tommy's. $25. $25. It's a good guess. Stephen? $17. $17.99. Dave?

We'll go $1, Bob. $1, Bob. How much? does it cost to subscribe to Tommy Lee's only fans? For the joke. That was going to be my prize, damn it. An extra 100 points for Stephen A.J. I'm surprised he's only got like 4.5,000

likes. I mean, it's because you can literally watch his dick for free. On any porn site. I found out when I was doing my research. The only reason he put, he only got an only fans page is because he accidentally like Instagram live his dick.

And he got banned. Then he was like, people want to see this. again. Yeah, but people want to see like a young Tommy Lee Dick. They don't want to see a fucking 20-23 Tommy Lee Dick. I think what I really want to see is that pierced nip.

I want to see more of that like we got in the corner over here. All right. Moving on. Let's see our next pair of contestants or care of celebrities. Oh, no.

DJ Callet and Fat Joe. Wait, that's not real. This is real. Welcome to the Light. The page for fans. We just beat each other sandwiches. to get exclusive motivational and dot dot dot dot up to you.

He doesn't eat pussy, remember DJ Callet? DJ Callet does not even... I don't think either of these guys eat pussy. They eat everything else but pussy. Without going over, Robin. Let's start with you. How much does it cost to subscribe to DJ Callan and Vat Joe's only fans page?

2499. 2499. month. Steven? You're like... 1999. Okay, 1999? Dave? I'm gonna go 99, though.

Okay. The correct answer is... It's free! Yes! Even a dollar would have been too much. A hundred and twenty thousand people are subscribed to this page for free to get motivational videos just like this one. Who? Are you writing?

Oh no! Oh, that's motivation? I want to... That is not motivated. This is what your life could be like. like if you don't eat pussy, I feel like that's motivation enough. Yeah, it's like... Let's move on to our final celebrity, Rachel Dolazzo!

This is a real OnlyFans page. She has 40,000 likes. Welcome to my OnlyFans page where I post creative content and give fans a dot, dot, dot, dot. Spicy. Spicy and strange. Give fans a peek at this black pussy. Excuse me

I'm imitation black Hey man I can't believe it's not butter either Robin Without going over What do you think it costs to subscribe to old Rachel Dole's all only fan page 999

999 Ooh I'm going 1499 Dave I'm going to go one Abraham Lincoln $5 $5 I'm crazy bullshit.

The correct answer is. 9.90. The exact answer. Oh, Robin's going to the Showcase Showdown. Don't ask me how I know. She cheated. Y'all looked up. Your Google.

First round, Robin loves racism. Now, this is an extra 100 points for Robin. But we do have a bonus round as part of this. This is classic price is right. We have at the beginning of the wheel. round. Drew Carey gives the contestants an open mic. They can shout out people, they can say whatever they like. And sometimes people say some real

fucking weird stuff. And uh, like this guy. In case you didn't catch that, he said, I'd like to say hello to the haters because you made me who I am. Weird shit. Why would you say that on national television? Unless you were some sort of fucking crazy narcissist. That is a comic. You may recognize. that guy from the same video where he

got to a fight in a McDonald's drive-thru because he refused to leave. He did not get his chicken sandwich in time. But what we're not going to do is allow our contestants to just get away with saying some insane shit. We are going to encourage them to say some insane shit.

Just like they would. In the wheel spin moment. Our contestants now are going to have one shot to say whatever crazy thing they like that is going to get them cut off on national television like they should have done old time we're gonna start off with Dave Yates Dave come on up here come on down come on down yeah bada bana bada all right Dave you've spun the wheel

spun the wheel anything you like to say to the folks back home I just want to say to America it's about time you leave us cis straight white dudes alone okay that's good that's Dave Yates everybody that's a good answer Let's see, Robin Tran, Robin, come on down. You're the next contestants on the Price is Only fan. Robin, you have spun the wheel, and what would you like to say to the folks at home? I like to say, I do all trans people except for white trans women. I think that in terms of getting rights, we should get rights, but you people.

As soon as we drop a you people, I feel like that's going to... I like how Tyler was like. like go on. I was intrigued. All right, Stephen, you are the next contestant. She's going to make a good point. Let her talk. From the Bryce's only fans,

spun the wheel. What do you have to say to the folks at home? Well, I had a bud light today, and I was thinking... Those were all really good. I was originally going to do fastest, but I feel like those were all fucking stellar.

So we're going to go ahead and give all of you all a couple hundred points for that. Give them a round of applause. Point totals are going higher. Tyler, how we're. we looking after this round? Dave's still in third place of 500 points, but now... You said that with some aggression, so... Yeah, that's right.

But now Robin and Stephen are tied with 800 points each, Jay. Like I said, anything could change. And anything could change even more after our commercial break. First, a word from our sponsors. Now that the pandemic is over,

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This is one of my favorite rounds. We've had this round since a very big... Since before these show was even a show. And it's now its own round, and this is a round called the discomfort zone. What we have done, you always seem you've already done some research on all these comedians we've done some deeper research

we've gotten to know them a little bit more and we have found tailored specifically uncomfortable questions that they must answer in the funniest way possible different questions for each comic two questions a piece they each get an easy question and a hard question are you guys ready to get uncomfortable I feel like I'm more worried about this than the tweets everybody let's go ahead and start off then

with the person who I think is actually the most scared. It's Dave Yates. Dave, come on up. Makes a noise for Dave Yates as he enters the discomfort zone. I'm deleting all my social media after this. Now, Dave, you are a sober gentleman. You've mentioned that before. Yeah.

And this is, I think this is your easy question. This seems like a pretty solid one. You've done a lot of fucked up stuff to people drunk. Surely, every drunk has. What's the most fucked up thing you did? to someone sober. Oh, God. What's the most fucked up thing I've ever done

to someone sober? See, that's really hard because, like, I don't like making amends to people, so, like, I tend not to do fucked up shit to people. But mine's, like, more nefarious than that, like, nefarious. Oh, go on. I like the sound of this. Well, like, I... I was doing

business with a fella, and, and, like, he didn't respond to a text message of mine, right? so like I waited a couple days and I followed up like you do and no response yet again and so I was like hey man I'm really worried about you and your family could you please get back to me on this I was not worried about his family at all I just wanted to do fucking business

so like that's fucked up because I just like I fake caring about his well-being just to get a response back oh no you want to switch oh no oh we got it back we got it back we jiggled shit for jiggling the thing at the bottom of the microphone of the microphone. Yeah, chiggle that thing, everybody. Yeah, tickle that thing. I think that's a pretty decent answer. How satisfied are we with this answer? Yeah, it's a motion of manipulation, everybody.

Tepid applause. Like, I don't steal things anymore, but I will faint interest in your safety. We'll get some tepid points for that. You're going to get 100 out of 300 possible points for that, Dave. That's a solid answer, but now let's go ahead and move on to your next one. So Dave is a purveyor of probably the best merchant comedy, the Olds Barrett. He is the purveyor of ha ha hot sauce.

I make that everybody. And you can buy it. He makes and sells his own hot sauce. You can buy it after the show. I encourage you. It's very good. It's very tasty hot sauce. The secret ingredient is. That's not going to sell it. People get real weird about their food. Thanks, Stephen.

You actually, you love this hot sauce so much. You made it such a part of your identity that you actually, you named your album. one long merch pitch. Right. It's my first album. One long merch pitch, everybody. And I don't know if you knew, you know,

if you're up to date on the Hot Sauce game, but last year there was a big fan of Hot Sauce who really made some big news. Drake. Once Drake and the model were done having sex, he went to the bathroom to dispose of his condom. This is the part where things get a little hot and friends trust us

when we say not in a good way. Too much hot tea went on to add that the model fished the condom out the trash, untied it, and put the opening end into her genital area. She was apparently in for a surprise, though, because too much hot tea explains, she said it felt like pouring hot lava into her. Yeah, let this be a lesson to all one sex and hot sauce do not mix. So Drake allegedly put hot sauce inside of a condom to keep a girl from stealing his firm. Yep. Now, you seem like you knew about this already. A hundred percent. You know how many people sent me this news story

and we're like hot sauce did you read that Drake was trying to protect his fucking sperm by putting some fucking hot sauce in a condom so that no one would fucking turkey base themselves and have his illegitimate children now where some people might see a

weird case of assault we know you might see a business opportunity so for your hard question hot sauce everybody what is your pitch to Drake that will make him exclusively use hot hot hot sauce and all his used condos. All right, Drizzi,

we know that you're not going to stop fucking hoax. And we know you use a condom, okay? But what better hot sauce to use than a comedian's hot sauce, okay? It's cheaper than Mace, Drake. It's cheaper than Mace. You could just

dump that in the condom. And it's tasty. So maybe if they want to drink the condom full of hot sauce sperm as like a little after-dinner snack, you want it to be the taste. You want it to be the tastiest hot sauce that money can buy. Would you not drizzie? That's right. I think you would. So, ha-ha hot sauce,

made with an orange pear and apple side of vinegar. ACV for all these people out there. It's a solid pitch. This is solid pitch. ABC, always be closing. There we go. You know what, Dave? I think out of a possible 600 points, there's a solid, a little bit more of the tepid this time. We're going to give you 400 points out of 600 points. But you can buy this after the show for me.

This is not a joke. I know this seems like a joke, but please see me after the show. It's the only way I'm going to make money from doing the show. Thank you. Tyler, what have you done? You did something wrong, Tyler.

The hot sauce is tasty. Wow. The only black guy likes the hot sauce. Can you? Oh, I see. I see what's going on. No, I fucked up. Tyler's right.

You can boo me now, I think, everybody. Boo, Jay, boo. That should be keep playing. Anyway. All right, let's move on to Robin. Robin, please come on stage for the discomfort zone, Robin. Come on down. Make some noise for Robin Tran

as she enters the discomfort zone. Now, this is, this should come as no surprise to you, that we pulled some more of your old tweets. Oh, good. We have, anybody, does anybody follow Robin on Twitter here? Does anybody follow Robin?

I mean, I used to. Please don't. Robin is a very funny Twitter follow. I think everybody should follow Robin, especially if you don't like Joe Rogan, J.K. Rowling, or Dave Chappelle. There's a lot of tweets here that are very anti-Joe Rogan, like this tweet.

When you're a lonely dude who just heard Joe Rogan say gun control is using both hands or some stupid bullshit, that's a good tweet. He's coming. He came all over. He came all over himself. It's a stand-to-dad. We have an anti-J.K. Rowling tweet right here.

If I were hosting SNL, actually, you know what you should say this, Robin. It's your tweet. Oh, if I were hosting SNL, I start my monologue with J.K. Rowling is a giant cunt I wish I had. And NBC would have to put up a tentacle difficulty. I can't, I couldn't say it. You should have read it. You should have read it.

I'm better at writing than reading. So you should read it. I'll read the last one. Dave Chappelle. I'm funnier than Dave Chappelle. Mute all replies. So what we think is probably the best, of course, the most obvious discomfort tone question to ask you for your first easy question is,

Fuck Mary Kill. Joe Rogan, J.K. Rowling, Dave Chappelle. Oh, that's a good one. It was right there. I have to think about this for a second, because I'm pretty sure I would kill Joe Rogan. The only reason, I think I want to say fuck Dave Chappelle, but I heard that he actually likes that. Don't get mad at me because he's a creep. God damn it. Okay. I would kill Joe Rogan. That one has required the least amount of thought out of any of your answers.

Stinging with it. Yeah, I would fuck Dave Chappelle, so maybe he'll stop with his bullshit. Okay. And I would marry J.K. Rowling and then kill her after being married. You know what? We'll allow it. That's a great answer. How do we feel about that answer?

But do we like this answer? I think this is a great answer. That was the easy question? That's the easy question. Oh, my God. We're going to give you a solid. We'll give you 200 points for that. That was pretty solid.

You cheated it a little bit, otherwise it would have given you a full three, but it's worth it. Now let's move on to our next hard question for Robin. I still have it. That's a fucking, that's good. I wasn't even going to go there.

Roll it. I think actually, yeah, let's give Robin some extra points for that. Bringing a Robin an extra 100 points for that. Let's go ahead and turn on our next hard question for Robin Tyler roll that question oh yeah okay

who's worst Robin hacky Asian comics hacky trans comics or hacky roast comics I think hacky Asian comics are the worst because I see myself as well because there's just so many of them

you know hacky roast comics God bless them for trying to be edgy you know trans comics, there's like nine of them, and they're all pretty bad. So it's not like, you know, trans people have been around

for thousands of years, but I've only been around for like three years now. Hacky Asian comics, at this point you should know better. Like, every time I see it hacky Asian comic, I feel like I have to like extra be mean about it to like go, like there are some good ones out there.

There's like three that I can think of out of thousands. Can you name them off the top of your head? Robin Tran? Robert Tran? And that's all I can think of right now. I think Robin gets a full 600 points for that. Nice work, Robin.

Quicker answer than any of the fuck Mary kill stuff, too. We know where the bread is buttered for Robin. All right. Stephen, come on up. You are now in the discomfort zone. Make some noise for Stephen A.J., everybody. Thank you so much for coming, folks. Let's go ahead and roll this one. Now we've mentioned, Stephen, you are the child of Ghanaian immigrants, Ghana?

How do you say it? Ghanaian. Ghanaian. Okay, great. That's important for this question. As the son of Ghanaian immigrants, what is the worst country in Africa and why? I don't know if you have a television where you're from. Sudan?

Woo, them niggas out there. Kill it. Come in the street, no water, them motherfuckers. This is a full old guy. Damn. Piu-bill, meow, meow. shit? I couldn't be. Come on in, we're talking about the

Sudanese. Yeah. Yeah, I'm Sudanese, man. Yeah. Come on in, have a drink. Come on in, have a drink. There's about to be some smoke in the city. I think we just said a new record for quickest time anybody's walked on this show.

Well, you know. Took us a whole year. Give us a year for it. That's how, that was off the tip of your tongue. That's a full 300 point answer right now, I think. Nice work, Steven. Okay. So we've gone through your social media.

We found on your Instagram, you got tagged in a photo. You got tagged in specifically this photo. Yeah. So that's a... We don't know. For your hard question, Stephen, hey man, what the fuck is that?

Seriously, what the fuck is this? Yeah, so what happened was, so me, back of the day, I had about 25 minutes of ass-eat material, and it was popping. And then when I got my first headlining set in comedy works, the staff was like, yo, let's get Steve a cake,

and they got me an ass cake, because one of the jokes was like 7-8, my ass was a real stupid joke. So they got me a cake with it, and they did it with the white pussy. You remember the white-pussy joke that I had earlier? Yeah.

There's other things that I had. Listen, guys, I don't know what the fuck was wrong with them. It was them. It was fun. I ate the cake, though. What part did you eat the cake first? Oh, I ate it from the back. Yeah. Took small bites. Yo, there's a picture out there of you licking that ass cake.

I know that it is. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I licked the ass cake. I ate ass that night, too. Before or after you ate the cake? Both. I was headlining one of the best clubs in the country. I was spilling myself that day. I took off work. I ate ass before. Got my ass ate. Had the show, ate the cake,

went, ate some ass ate, got my ass ate. It was a very, you know, double dutch. Did you get your ass eight in the green room? No, not yet. Side question, do you own a bidet? No, I don't like... Listen, I don't like cold water on my ass. They have ones with warm water now.

Yeah, I got heated ones now. Yeah, but the water bill is hot. I gotta pay, I don't have white water heater money. You know what I mean? I still got black water heater money. Well, maybe after this show you want to have black water heater money because that was a 600 point answer. That's a full point answer.

Oh my God. Make some noise for all of these comics in the discomfort zone. We did it. One of my favorite discomfort zone rounds we ever had. Tyler, this is the point we do have to say, unfortunately, one of our contestants is out of the run. running. It was going to be in third place. Tell us where we're at. Well, I think we all know the answer.

Robin Steve is still tied at 1,700 points, and Dave, 1,200 points. I'm sorry, your third prize. Buy my hot sauce, everybody. Don't pay attention to these assholes. Oh, yeah, here. This one, yeah. Dave, there's what you want here. Let me read. You won these all, by the way, all the prizes were found on the street. And this is all from the same person. We're telling a story of a human being.

These are all... Oh, let's start with the Linnell's prize. Linnell, you got this prize. Again, found on the street. The Hidden Art of Homemaking by Edith Schaefer, everybody. If you go on the look at the back, there's a creepy picture of her with her husband, who's apparently a philosopher. That's weird.

It's a churchy book. Dave, you won the feminist mistake. Mistake. I'm mystique. The radical impact of feminism on church and culture. Oh, man. Anybody want a copy? Because I already own this.

Jay, back to you. Thanks for Dave and Lonell, everybody. Lonell, our audience prize winner tonight. And don't worry, Dave is still going to, we're still going to hear our palate cleanse around because we do have to close the show out on a nice happy note, right? We've had a lot of, you can...

There you go. So we've had a lot of really, you know, fucked up stuff has been said, done tonight. You know, we've got a lot of hard truths have been answered, I think. Is that a good way of putting it, Thomas? Okay, that's a good way to put it to Thomas. We, now, we want to make sure you guys

don't leave you with a bad taste in your mouth, especially because we want you to come back and tell your friends about the show. So, we are going to make sure that you leave with a nice pallor-cleanser and our comedians are going to tell us their cleanest, most wholesome joke. Now, Robin and St.

are the only ones competing for the grand prize here. But Dave came all this way, and he's trying to sell some hot sauce. So let's hear Dave's Palet cleanser joke, everybody. So they recently found a new type of dinosaur in Argentina, the Marexus Giggis. And it's like a T-Rex-type dinosaur with short arms. And they say it's just as aggressive as the T-Rex because it can't give hugs.

Dave Yates, everybody. And we have a tie going into the round. So we're just gonna keep going on the show order. Make some noise for Robin Tran, everybody. Robin Tran. Hi, everyone. So this joke is about being Asian, LGBQA plus, okay?

I told my mom that I was LGBTA plus. And she goes, as long as they're not LGBTIQA minus. And let's hear her pal, and let's it from Stephen A.J. We watched a lot of basketball recently. Yeah, and I was trying to think of when the last great white basketball player was. I thought of the top four white basketball players of all times. John Stockton, Larry Bird, Michael J. Fox, and Team Wolf.

Best white basketball player of all time, Air Bud. Airbud. Come on up. The time has come, audience. It all comes down to you all. Like I said, this is for all the marbles. Whoever had the cleanest joke there is going to win the entire show. My friend's dying. This is all she has.

Mine too, and I had to jerk off to this prey paint on this here. My friend died a week ago. It's all gravy, baby. Make some noise. Parents all still alive. Remember that. Makes the noise to think

Robin Tran is our winner tonight. Make some noise. I've got to stabilize myself. Makes some noise if you think. Stephen A.J. is our winner tonight, everybody. Make some noise, my name. Everybody. But don't worry, you both come home with prizes.

Tyler, tell them what they want. We have two prizes here. Again, from the same lady on the street. Second prize. Welcome to your crisis. How to use the power of crisis to create the life you want. Yeah. Welcome. Sorry about that.

And the top prize. It's Wallace, the underdog of conquerors. sport saved a marriage and champion pit bulls one flying disc at a time i think given the airbud joke this is more fitting than ever folks this has been wrong robin trans stephen a j davy eight buy some hot sauce please go buy some hot sauce all right thank y'all for coming out thank you for coming to the show please tip the comics you can tip them in the sip bucket right here or you can scan on venmo so that way we can get the comics paid for their time here on the show. Thank you so much.

We'll be back here next month, right here at the Rogue Lake Tavern. Have a great night, everybody. Thank you so much.