WRONG! A Fucked Up Game Show - A TORRENT OF SHIT DURING SEX (ft. Jack Wheeler, Natasha Dash, Tyson Gusman)

Episode Date: June 20, 2025

Recorded live at The Comedy Lounge in Boise, ID on May 17th, 2025.OUR BRAVE CONTESTANTS: Jack Wheeler, Natasha Dash, Tyson GusmanSUBSCRIBE ON YOUTUBE to watch full shows in glorious HD!⁠⁠⁠�...��⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠COME SEE US LIVE!⁠⁠⁠⁠ Upcoming Shows:MURRIETA, CA: 6/21 @ Solaris Beer & Blending, 7:30 PMLOS ANGELES: 6/26 @ The Comedy Store, 8 PMSAN DIEGO: 7/19 @ Mic Drop Comedy Club, 10 PMSUPPORT THE SHOW: https://ko-fi.com/wronggameshowFOLLOW EVERYONE:WRONG! http://www.instagram.com/wronggameshowJack Wheeler https://www.instagram.com/jackwheeler.jpg/Natasha Dash https://www.instagram.com/thenatashadash/Tyson Gusman https://www.instagram.com/tysongusmancomedy/podcast art by Melanie Meisner Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hello, everybody. Welcome to another episode of Wrong, a fucked up game show podcast edition. I'm your host, Jay Light. And today we have another show from the tour. That's right. It's our Boise Show filmed May 17th. At the Comedy Lounge in Boise, Idaho, this show features Jack Wheeler, Natasha Dash, and Tyson Gusman. Speaking of Tyson, he did ask us to remove a portion of his discomfort zone question from the final edit. I think you can probably guess why once you listen to it so you'll find out for yourself. Really it just gives you more incentive to come see shows live. If you haven't seen a show live, that's where you get the most unfiltered raw stuff because there's no editing stuff out live. If you want to see us live, come check us out tomorrow, June 21st at Solaris Beer and Blending in Murrieta, California as part of the Comedy Festival. We also are back at the Comedy Store on next Thursday, if you're listening to this today,
Starting point is 00:01:13 it comes out. June 26th, that show has a nuts lineup. We've got Noel Miller, we've got Logan Gunselman, and we've got Langston Kerman. Oh boy, oh boy, this one gonna be crazy. 8 p.m. in the belly room. Tickets for both of those shows are available and I encourage you to get them early. Our last show almost sold out in the belly room so come check it out. If you like the show, please tell a friend, subscribe on wherever you're listening to this right now, check out our YouTube channel for full video of the shows. But without further ado, let's get wrong.
Starting point is 00:02:06 Sherey Y! Everybody! Thanks a noise for my man in the corner by announcer, Tyler Meznerich. Hello, everybody, hello. Oh my god, this is our first time in Boise. We are so excited to show you guys, Ron. This is a fucked up game show. Makes noise if you like game shows. Who likes games shows?
Starting point is 00:02:34 Right. Now, as you know, on most game shows, you like it when people do things right. Not here. We like it when people do things... This is an incredible RRPETL. These guys are ready. You guys are ready?
Starting point is 00:02:53 You are primed? Did Brian come out of selling balls? Selling balls? I know where in Boise the Idaho and the black guys are coming on stage again. I'm not a wrap. And now we have assumptions. We gotta get Brian to come sell balls at every show we do from now on. I think it's brines.
Starting point is 00:03:14 Here's what we have for you tonight, folks. This is wrong, this is a fucked up game show. We are not fucked up just for you guys. We are fucked up for our comedians. We have three of the finest comedians that Boise has to offer. They are going to be getting fucked up for you tonight. We are going to go to some dark, dirty places.
Starting point is 00:03:33 We are going to get uncomfortable. We have found things about them online that we have questions about. They are already trying to guess what it is back in the green room. We have some local flavor. We got some exciting. Thanks up for doing some brand new stuff for you guys tonight. We've never done before at any other show.
Starting point is 00:03:50 We are very excited. We can tell you guys are going to be a great audience. We're going to start off. Our comedians compete for prizes. You guys also have a chance to win some prizes, especially right now, because this is our first audience game. This is a game called Worst Week. Fucking thing sucks!
Starting point is 00:04:04 Yes, it does. So, you guys fill out the little cards on your tables at the beginning of the show. You wrote down in five words or less, why your week was fucked up. We had a lot of really great things. a lot of really great entries. But there were two that stood out among the rest. The first person is Drew Walker. Drew, where are you at? Drew, come on up to the stage, Drew. Come on
Starting point is 00:04:29 over here. Make a choice for Drew, everybody. What up. Drew, why don't you stand right over here for me? Drew. Oh my god, I gotta get a fucking, now I have to take a glimpse at you? Jesus Christ. What sober living have you terrorized? This looks, and I've never seen a narcan dealer before. Drew, in five words were last year, week was fucked up. You got catfished. Now, Drew, I'm so sorry to hear. What happened?
Starting point is 00:05:11 Well, let's just say she was nothing like her picture. That could mean a lot of different things. a lot of different things. We gotta specify. It's okay. We're gonna let Drew be wrong when he specifies. Is that okay? We can support this.
Starting point is 00:05:29 So tell them what she was not like. Let's just say if she looked like a mermaid in a picture, but turned out as a whale. Oh. So she didn't have a tail. That's what we're looking for. Did not have seashell tithes. I asked for half a fish. I got a full fish.
Starting point is 00:05:52 How am I supposed to fuck a fish? Okay. Drew, I'm so sorry that that happened to you. You seem like an upstanding fisherman. Unfortunately, the deadliest catch is whatever you've got, swimming around there. Now, you might have a fucked up week, but we have another even more fucked up thing,
Starting point is 00:06:11 which is from Avery Thomas. Avery, where are you at, Avery? Hi, Avery, please come to the stage. Everybody makes some noise for Avery. Welcome, Avery. This is Fitton Fitt. in five words or last year he was fucked up someone using me to catfish and the first question is did you think that every would be you know
Starting point is 00:06:38 so every how did you find this out I was talking to the guy and he came up to us at a bar and said that I liked him on Bumble and showed us the profile and he's out of now what did you do next I just laughed you laughed you laughed you laughed you laughed in this poor man's face. No, he's a rich piece of shit. Yeah. Fuck that rich piece of shit. How about we all gonna say it one more time?
Starting point is 00:07:12 Fuck that rich piece of shit. You guys are a great fucking audience. So we have prizes for Avery and Drew. We have prizes for them right now, but we are about to find out which one of them you guys think had the worst week. Was it our catfish E? Drew. That's never happened before. Or was it our catfish?
Starting point is 00:07:35 accidental double catfishy, Avery. Avery, you're winning our big prize for our first audience prizes. Tyler, don't you worry, Drew, you get some prizes too. So Tyler, tell them what they won. All right, Drew, you get this great prize. It's a VHS. All prizes were found at a third-story airport. It's with six, you get an egg roll. With six, you get an egg roll.
Starting point is 00:07:58 I don't know. They're all white people on it, but you get an egg roll. And then this DVD, Avery, you get this. It's a process. prospecting DVD. It shows you how to prospect for gold. That can be very valuable. Congratulations to both of our audience prize winners. Great job, you guys.
Starting point is 00:08:21 We do actually have, we have one more audience prize we can give out. I do know there are a couple people in the crowd tonight who did not get a chance to fill out a card. Does anyone think they had a more fucked up week than either Drew or A. Anybody? Right here. All right. What's your name? Landon.
Starting point is 00:08:36 Landon. What happened to you, Linden? My brother woke me up from a deep sleep to find this wheat pen in my bed. That's far than five words. That is... You know what? I'm sorry to anything, you're going to get a bad guy at first. All right.
Starting point is 00:08:50 Are you going to give them a breath? All right. When I got this prize at the thrift store, they were really like, what the fuck is this? It's the Carpupitra. The Caraputra. It's over a 52 ways to take a shit. That's that, man. They literally were like, where did you find this?
Starting point is 00:09:11 Do we have any of the prize we could land in too? I'd have to get something from the back. I'd have to get something in the back. We'll see if we got something for you. Sorry about your brother and your weak pet. But he's right. You should not... Oh, I do have something, but yes. Okay, we'll save you brother. I got a book. It's a book in that suitcase. Landon, we'll get to the end of the show.
Starting point is 00:09:30 Are you guys ready to get fucked up with our comedians? Yes! Yes! It is time to find out what our comedians think is fucked up. This is a game we call Let's Get Ficked Up. Let's Get Ficked Up Between All the Rounds, Classic Inco style. Like I said, we have three of the finest comedians, here, locals, they are going to tell you some fucked up jokes. We've asked them to do their dirtiest, darkest material for you guys to know. You're going to get to find out what they think is fucked up.
Starting point is 00:10:02 It might be dirty, it might be dark, but it will definitely be... You know what? Close enough. We're enthusiastic. It was enthusiastic. I appreciate either way it works. Let's get to know our first contestant. Our first contestant has at least three YouTube channels,
Starting point is 00:10:21 two from when she was still Mormon, all with under five subscribers. Thanks a noise for Natasha Dash, everybody. I forgot about those. You gonna fucking kill myself. It's cool. I ended in divorce, so it's fine. I heard there's a newlyweds in the crowd. Good luck. I am going to admit to you guys I do have young onset Parkinson's disease.
Starting point is 00:11:00 Don't feel bad for me though. It means I'm great at masturbating. I'm also really good at not killing myself. Never heard a loaded gun to your head with an unsteady hand. Pretty fucking hard. No, men like to say that it's really hot when women drive stick shift because they like to make a correlation of hand jobs. Did you guys know that's not how you give a hand job? My first boyfriend and my first car made the same sound.
Starting point is 00:11:43 No, I do think it's really inconsiderate. Men have a tendency to ask if you're into anal when you're in the doggy-style position. Feels less like a question or more like a threat. But speaking of anal, I'm gonna get really deep with you guys. Okay, so there's this bar in downtown Boise called Humping Hanna's. Has anybody been to Humpinghannas? She's out sex toys, okay? I went there on a date.
Starting point is 00:12:15 Horrible idea. Because they gave out a free sex toy to this guy, okay, that I was with. that I was with. And, I know, surprise. And all of a sudden, I look at it, and we go back to my place and we start hooking up, okay? And we're getting into it. He decides to break out the sex toy.
Starting point is 00:12:35 The sex toy is two bullet vibrators, okay? Connected to a cord. So it's kind of like, so there's one here and one here, and they're connected with a cord down to a single cord to a remote. And we were doing the deed and he, we were doing the thing, and he ripped out the package. And I was like, okay, I'm not here to judge what you're in two front. You know, only it was not for him. We were doggy style, and all of a sudden without warning or without asking me,
Starting point is 00:13:13 he shoved a bullet vibrator into my asshole. Now, if this wonderful gentleman would have asked me, I would have said, no sir I want antibiotics and I have Taco Bell. There was no opportunity for that. So then he decides he wants to try to be sexy, right? And he's like, I'm gonna flip this bitch over. We're gaudy style. So he goes to flip me over.
Starting point is 00:13:37 What does he do? He puts his fucking knee down right on the cord. Right, when he flip me, it went like that. I shit everywhere. So I just did my thumb and I went, super. I was on the apps, uh, and I think the worst. And I think the worst part about being on the apps is getting ghosted.
Starting point is 00:14:21 Anybody else ever been ghosted? Okay, cool. So like everybody but three people has amazing personalities. Fuck you. But no, I was sitting there and I was on the apps and I was just dating this guy for a couple months. And then all of a sudden, like he just completely silenced him. We had a plan on Sunday. Didn't respond to me.
Starting point is 00:14:41 Didn't call me. Like nothing just completely ghosted me. And I think the worst part of it is I found out that he didn't die. Like, I don't know about you guys, but I was like sitting here building up like a huge like theory in my head of like, oh, he was texting me on the roadway on his way home. He got into a car accident and died. And then I saw him at hump and Hannah's with another girl and I was like, damn it! Not that I hope that people will die. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:15:10 Yes, oh man. I am going to leave you guys with this note. I am really concerned with the direction that our country is going, especially in terms of Roe versus Wade. women don't have access to frozen embryos. Shut the fuck up, bitch. I just want to know how much longer I can swallow until it's cannibalism, sir. Yeah, I'm not bitching now, are you?
Starting point is 00:15:32 I'm more oral, I guess I'll keep my comments to myself. If you come on my chest is that abandonment of a child, sir. Pools in my belly button, you have to be 200 feet away because that's a kitty pool, sir. My name's Natasha Dash. We've seen, we've known the show for like three years. Never. First time we've ever had somebody talking about a torrent of shit happening during sex.
Starting point is 00:16:08 Thank you, Natasha. All right, let's go ahead and meet our next contestant, shall we? His profile on gig salad, a couple people know what gig salad is. Who says he's a comedian who's young enough to still have hope. This fucking show. Make some noise for Tyson Gussman, everybody. It's cancer diagnosis.
Starting point is 00:16:41 Because it's been like, 10 years and I feel like you guys should be over it by now. My dad got diagnosed with cancer in October of 2014. About 10 years ago, I started doing comedy about 10 years ago and I don't think I gave him cancer. I do think he gave me comedy, like I'll give you an example. When I was six years old, my whole family was in the car on the way to, on the way that basket robins. We stopped at a stoplight. It's quiet. My dad goes, maybe your dad clears his throat when he has an undiagnosed
Starting point is 00:17:15 when he cell carcinoma so my dad goes if I croaked tomorrow what would you have learned from my life I am six years old
Starting point is 00:17:29 we're on the way to Baskin Robbins it is Dollar Scoop Tuesday I was thinking about pralines and crean and not my dad might croak tomorrow but I'm I'm quick, right? I'm quick on my feet. My dad says this and I go, if you croaked tomorrow, I guess I'd learn that you were a frog.
Starting point is 00:17:48 I didn't have to talk about it anymore and I was like, well, whatever, and here we are now, you're welcome. So we're talking about your dad's mortality. I know we're not supposed to. Dad's don't want you to do that because then you might catch feelings and that's not what dads are about. Dad's want you to keep catch. You know what I mean? My dad was diagnosed in October and he let me know, you know, right away in true form. for an emotionally mature man of his generation. Let me know right away via text. Via text on October 31st. I was at a Halloween party dressed as Batman.
Starting point is 00:18:40 The famous orphan? Annie for boys? This is not the time for foreshadowing, Dad. I really liked this costume. That was an omen. Thanks a lot. Look to my phone. I'm like, uh, yeah, I'll be right there, guys.
Starting point is 00:19:02 I just got to deal with something really quick. I'll pop for apples in a second, justice. The scariest part of out to me was that he ended the text with T-T-Y-S. Yeah, as if to say, my days are numbered. Time for an abbreviation. It's weird, though, to start thinking about your dad's mortality, right? Because my dad didn't teach me how to mourn, right? My dad taught me how to pay respects, right?
Starting point is 00:19:27 You know what I'm talking to get dressed up in a suit? This is, we're paying respect. This is a financial transaction. We're paying. It's about respect, dignity, esteem. You're going to need to know about this for when you get a real job, all right? Pay our respects, and this is, you know, if I have to leave the room suddenly, it's not because I'm emotional. It's just because I have to remove my own toenail or something. Like, it's just, my dad was a very tough guy. And I feel like I should give you some context for that last thing. There was one time, I didn't think my dad would ever die. Like, my dad's way tougher than you. My dad could beat up your death, is what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:20:02 I have for sure beat up your dad. You didn't raise you to take an insult. And you can't take a hit from my words. There's no way you can catch his hands. This corner is going to be troubled by it. That's what I'm feeling. This corner. He keeps going.
Starting point is 00:20:21 I don't know what that. All right. Back to me. But once I mean my dad are watching TV and he just goes, hey, could you give me a paper towel? And I'm like, yeah, what for? And he goes, I just had to remove one of my toenails. During the commercial break?
Starting point is 00:20:38 Like, he was fine, and then something about Jake from State Farm made him remember minor surgery. Like, why? The scariest part was he didn't make a sound, you guys, silent. Do you think Toneil Ripper is going to die? Get real. I think so, man. But he was diagnosed with a squamous cell carcinoma, which, among other problems, is impossible to pronounce. I have a problem with the way that diseases are names.
Starting point is 00:21:03 I think it's weird. Doctors usually get to name the diseases, and they usually name it after themselves. Right? Dr. Alzheimer, Dr. Perkinson, Dr. Herpy, you guys get it. Every once in a while, they name it after a Pokemon, which is weird. And then other times, they name it after, like, the patient, which is way worse. It's like, hey, you're going to die soon. But good news, we're going to name it after you. Huh? Yeah, people are going to be thinking about you on the worst day of their lives. When I was in high school, my friend's dad died of ALS.
Starting point is 00:21:38 which is also known as Lou Gehrig's disease. Lou Gehrig, one of the best MLB players of all time, six consecutive MVP awards, seven World Series rings. But when you hear Lou Gehrig's, you don't think Fantastic Batting average. I don't think that's the legacy he was going for. That's tough, man.
Starting point is 00:22:01 But I think they should do it differently. I think we should name it after somebody that you hate. That's how it should go. It should just be like, you know, when they're announcing it at DiseaseCon or whatever. I don't think too. Hey guys, let's all get together in a small room and talk about all the diseases we know about now. This disease we've discovered it gives patients eyes, styes, bone stones, liver, stivers, kidney kidneys. I don't know, except those.
Starting point is 00:22:29 It's called Steve's disease. Take that, Steve! Oh yeah, I'll rename it when you unbang my wife! My name's Tyson Gus, but thank you guys for you guys. Thank you much. Placing Bestman, everybody. Facing Best Man. Facing Best Man.
Starting point is 00:22:44 Making us all think about death. Okay. Apparently this is also wrong. A depressing as fuck game show. We are excited. We've got one more contestant ready to go. We were excited because we are, this is our first time in Boise. We are doing a show in Idaho, so we had to book one comedian who looks like a potato.
Starting point is 00:23:06 Please welcome our final contestant, Jack Wheeler, everybody. How do y'all do it? How do you all do? You guys like reading? That's not usually the same audience, I'll be real. I've been trying to do more reading. I've been reading like the writing's really sad people, like Edgar Allan Poe, Hemingway, and the strip club reviews.
Starting point is 00:23:32 I love to read the reviews. This little mom and pop strip club is Pocatello, Idaho. Where the good ones are, you know what I mean? I have a place with a name like Band-Aids. Like, I have a place with a handicapped parking, for employees only. You know what a class of the shit? But strip club reviews are different.
Starting point is 00:23:56 Because if we were reviewing this place, we'd be like, we just want good food, good atmosphere, that, everything. But like, strip club reviews, people don't know what the fuck they want. So you read these reviews and it's like, none of the girls seem like they like working here. They didn't make much eye contact. I loved it. Five stars. That's amazing.
Starting point is 00:24:13 I like doing comedy. One of my favorite parts every time I'm like, I'm going comedy. parts every time I do comedy when I'm driving home I'm pulling the Taco Bell because my car does that now and it's got a mind-of-zone and I have a whole ritual I ordered the Nacho Grande and with my left hand I steer and with my right hand I feel for the corner of a chip in the nachos in my lap it's a great system until you run out of chips and then you're just finger fucking a bullet cheating so I so I was doing that the other day I did it for a couple songs you know.
Starting point is 00:24:50 That's how you measure time when your finger fucking shit. But eventually like a slow song came on and I wasn't how it was doing. And I was like, that's weird, let me stop that. And I rested my hand
Starting point is 00:25:14 on the center console for a second. And a couple songs later, I don't really know how to explain this but my finger got bored. So then I buy a choice finger fucking bullet cheese in my car. And when you don't do comedy, you can't really kill no man. I recently watched 11 straight episodes of Forensic Files.
Starting point is 00:25:39 And like, I don't want to alarm anyone, but men are killing women kind of a lot. We might be running up the score at this point. I'll be real. And I don't think men like killing women. I think they have a hard time saying no to a damn. And some of these life insurance policies are kind of daring to kill them. I think about it. you get a letter in the mail it's like what's up bro this is State Farm we got a
Starting point is 00:26:06 hundred grand that says you won't kill your wife this guy I think I'm a good person but no one's offered me a hundred grand to do anything I've been doing comedy three years and I got I got a really cool opportunity really early on to open for Burke Kreischer who's like a much bigger comedian and how it happened was I was out to breakfast with my mom and ran it we saw him across the restaurant went out and introduced myself and like he let me do like five minutes on a If you're wondering how that type of thing happens, all I can say is that bird's dick tastes amazing. That's what my mom says.
Starting point is 00:26:45 That's a tough one. It feels good because it usually does pretty well. But it's still not my mom's second day, you know what I mean? She called me the day and she's like, what's one of your best jokes right now? I'm like, mom, I don't understand. Did you guys know if you have sex with comedian they call you a chuckle fucker? Yeah, it's like in the rodeo, I think they call them Uncle Bunnies or like musicians, they call them groupies or like politicians have minors I'm glad to you, thank you guys.
Starting point is 00:27:25 Thank you, everyone. For Jack, and let's let our other contesting track up here, Tyson, Gus and Natasha Nash. Keep it going for us. Three shit. Tyler, how is everybody doing on the points so far? Wow, it was a great first round. round, I gotta say it was tight, it was very close. Five hundred points for Tyson, I'm sorry your dad's dead.
Starting point is 00:27:59 Five hundred points for Jack for your mom's second birth pressure six and six hundred points for Natasha for shooting everywhere and putting symbol on the guy's over there. That's pretty good. Uh, Tyson, Natasha, Jack, welcome. You are officially contestants, you're initiated into the wrong family. How are you feeling about what's coming up next? Spooked as fun. I'm spooked as fuck. You're spooked? Yeah. I like, spooked. How old is them?
Starting point is 00:28:37 What we have next, of course, folks. We did reference. We have some stuff we found on all of our comedians, all of our contestants tonight. And that's where we're going next. This is a game we call it the Discomfort Zone. These faces. This is the face of we sprung this shit on them in the green room about 15 minutes before the show started. They're worried about ruining careers.
Starting point is 00:29:07 They've barely begun to start. Don't you worry. You are in good hands. We're gonna start off with Tyson Guston. Tyson, please come over to the hot chair. Make some noise for Tyson, everybody. Tyson, everyone, yeah. Let's do a little.
Starting point is 00:29:28 You know, my dad was always like, careful what you post online, and I'll come back and get you one day. And I don't know what happened to him, but I'm worried for what's about to happen to me. He was right, and that happens rarely. Now, so Tyson and I, Tyson's the only comment on the show I met beforehand. We met in LA a couple months ago. I heard from our mutual friend Tyler Wolf that you have a lot of Christianity underpinnings. Underpinnings is an interesting way to put that.
Starting point is 00:29:59 That's the way I'm putting it. That's not the way Tyler put it. Sure. He touches the heart of all children. As long as it's just the heart that's all of your own. Yeah, no, I mean, like, I was raised in Christianity and then currently am a licensed pastor, jealous, anybody? Come on, it's a great time for us, huh? First American Pope, great time for American leadership.
Starting point is 00:30:25 Uh, anybody? So this is a tweet you tweeted. Two likes, no retreats. I want to be for the church, but Leslie Nulp was for city government. I would really like to point out that got 104 views, and still only two people are like, I'm going to give this some freedom.
Starting point is 00:30:41 Hey, I don't know how much you looked at my Twitter, but those are good numbers for me. I'm not the numbers with that. Don't worry, we know. We also looked on YouTube. There are actually, weirdly enough, on YouTube, there are more videos of you giving sermons than there are of you doing stand-up balance. There's a bunch here, there, there's you doing stand-up, there's a... Clearly the first one was really fucking good. Second one, uh-huh, didn't quite get to the end.
Starting point is 00:31:10 Yeah. That's funny, yeah, the fact that you guys watched, you watched that whole whole world. You learned intelligence on this show. Tyler, did it work? Oh yeah, I saw some things that you've done on the internet. You also watched all of my poetry tic-tok, right? He's got a poetry tic-tac-tac. I did watch every single one of them.
Starting point is 00:31:37 I was sorry, with these curtain bangs, you thought I didn't have a poetry t-tik-tok? This bag goes up there and says, I'm going to do a psalm every day for 3 or 65. For three or 65 days, he does 66. Which is a little too close to the bell's number for a licensed pastor. That's true. Now, you'll say you're going to do anything every day. You won't do it. I should have just been like, I'm going to do this for a number of days,
Starting point is 00:32:04 and that would have always been true. Those 66 were bad, well, about four of them were really good. That's so funny to me that you are on your TikTok being like, whoa, what's going on? All the views are just coming in. Wow. 66 in an hour, it's incredible. Did you see the one that went crazy there's like four seconds?
Starting point is 00:32:23 Time to talk about your fucking TikTok that you stopped updating a year and a half ago. We have a more important question. Okay. Perfect, awkward great story. Now we have the, uh, someone who I know is worried, because I heard how much he was squealing about this. Here's from Jack Wheeler. Jack, get on over here. Jack, Wheler.
Starting point is 00:32:45 Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack. Jack. Jack, you, you're currently a student at Boise State University. Yeah, let's keep it that way. We have the Dean. Judge MeeZ says this was 90% generation. We found, we did some research on your extracurricular activities. And we found that you are a part of the conflict support services.
Starting point is 00:33:23 Oh yeah. So you can see Jack right there is a peer media. There's a peer mediator. They are down there on the end, with a goth, and... It's an album code for sure. This is an album... Honestly enough, I trust Jack the most out of this guy.
Starting point is 00:33:41 I'm a listener. This is the rap group NWA Nobody With God. You are actually quite active. There is a social media presence for the peer mediation office. You do a lot of posting for them. You can go check it out. What's the handle for this Instagram? I couldn't tell you shit. But go follow them. It'll be...
Starting point is 00:34:11 That'll work in the meeting. You know what I mean? I'm like, I'm going to know. I'm really out on the streets pushing it this week. How are you in this video? Oh, here's the thing. I think you gotta have a social media post by like 10 a.m. Wednesday and then I wake up at like 8 a.m. Wednesday. And I'm like, all right, let me just throw something together. But... Let me smoke a joint really quick.
Starting point is 00:34:32 and then post on six times. Panic mode, conflict support services. At Boise State underscore conflict support. If anyone wants to follow them, and follow them. Now, at Boise State conflict support is a very active social media, but we also find one other active social media thing.
Starting point is 00:34:48 It is a Facebook group for your hometown. Yes. Life and Blackboard. It's the fun of the shit you'll ever read. We know your mom is an active member of this group. We saw a lot of people. We springboarded off of ProPost to find some conflicts that we would like you to mediate. Oh, yes.
Starting point is 00:35:12 Bust these conflicts, champs! Let's go! We got three conflicts for you to bust. Let's start off with the first one. All right, these are kids who are ding-dong ditching and flipping off a ring camera. Bust that conflict. Bust that, okay. I mean, yeah, this is, it's basically just old people fighting young people in this whole thing here.
Starting point is 00:35:39 Is this a conflict? To me, this is just like a bird flu. Like, this is what kids do to me. Are we sure about the middle finger? I don't know. I'm personally, I'm pretty offended by all. Yeah, no, I think, there's nothing to do. So, like, I'm glad someone found something to get upset about.
Starting point is 00:36:00 That's what I'm mostly leaving. We got a little bit more of a tough one next. This is a vandalized code. Tire slash, cunt spray painting on the side. Veronica sounds like a cunt. Yeah, here's the thing. I'm not saying she deserved it, but she knows who did it, right? When it begins, so as many of you know, my car was vandalized.
Starting point is 00:36:29 Yeah, you don't walk around being nice to people and then come out to this. You know what, that's good. I think the accomplice busting. We got one more. This is a sheriff who pulled a gun on a youth group of Mormons. Yeah, I mean, this one really tore the community up. This was a big one. We backed the blue and we found our guns rights, but also like, Mormon, you know what I mean? It was... This one tore people up, but yeah, I mean, he didn't shoot it, so... As someone's releasing.
Starting point is 00:37:07 As someone who's escaped the cold, I get it. I get the drop. All right. Well, that's Jack Wheeler, busting conflicts. This is for jazz. And we've got finally ready to get into the hot seat for her discomfort zone. It's Natasha Dash. Makes an noise for Natasha.
Starting point is 00:37:32 This is all of you now. While this is happening, I may yell belt. I want somebody to throw me a belt so I can quickly hang myself. That's just seeing now. Somebody say, I'm ready to go. Jesus fucking Christ. Let's go. Very supportive audience.
Starting point is 00:37:52 I'm here to see a suicide, Jay. I'm ready. Not a lot of places you can pay to do that. Boys, usually is like number three. Okay. On our research for you, Natasha, we found a lot of things. Like we mentioned, we found your old YouTube. We found a lot of stuff on there. stuff on there. You had two YouTube channels for a time where you were talking about being in the Mormon church.
Starting point is 00:38:19 Yeah. My wife's husband was a missionary, he was out, so he had a lot of free time on your hands, he made a lot of videos. There was some fun stuff. You were introducing yourself to people. This was one of the... Oh, not. Oh, she's one of the Mormons, the sheriff, can't stand out there. I see it. It's been a rude... ...rich contingency, I think...
Starting point is 00:38:46 Very different headline if she were in the... headline if she were in that youth group. That would have been ready for her. You guys see a heavy black eyeliner? Clearly this wasn't recently. This is from a while. This is from I think about 12 years ago. Yeah, I was like borderline like I looked like a potential school shooter here. She looks like white widow. I can't believe you that's found this picture like this is a good person to make fun of. I mean, you could have potential school suit.
Starting point is 00:39:18 Join the clock, though. By the way, it does get worse. We found a video of you, you got, I think, got locked out of this YouTube channel. You made a second YouTube channel where you posted a song. Just for a second. Roll that video, Tyler, just for a second. Just to get a video. First, first, first, first videos, everyone.
Starting point is 00:39:52 One's to be making this person, perfect, close over you just randomly circle. or you just randomly start on the other channel. I'm waiting for Australia. Oh my goodness that you're going to get up with. All right. What's real? People assume that with Parkinson's that the hands match up with the tremors, they're completely different tremors.
Starting point is 00:40:49 So like I have tremors that go up and down here, and it goes side to side here, right? The Parkinson's is way better than the singing because I can at least like pretend that somebody else is touching me opposed to myself. I'm like, oh, this is a new guy. He doesn't. know what it's doing.
Starting point is 00:41:06 Did you know you were drumming on the table in that video? That's actually my dad could be seeing actually in a great parent's house. Jesus fucking Christ. Alright, well, a wonderful answer for Natasha Dash. Make the voice for Natasha Dash! The coverage zone y'all. I'm so glad my new boyfriend's in the audience. I think he's even more glad that we didn't show all two and a half minutes of that.
Starting point is 00:41:39 Give them a link, Tyler. We got our next game ready to go. How many of you guys are on a... on Google. Google reviews. It's a dumb question. I feel like everybody's on fucking Google. We found... That is a dumb question. That is a dumb question. You guys heard of Google? I don't know. I don't know. Everybody booed Tyler real quick, Harry. Don't you dare. Don't you dare you potato fucks? You booed me for asking a dumb question. Everybody booed Tyler one more time.
Starting point is 00:42:16 All right. Okay. One potato. Two potato. Okay. We have, we were looking up stuff to do, we've never been to Boiseu before, we were looking up stuff to do, we looked on Google, we were trying to find places, and we actually found a guy who has reviewed 657 establishments in Boisey. And by God, we fell in love with his reviews. So this is this game special just for Boise, we've never done this before.
Starting point is 00:42:45 I don't know if we're ever going to do it again until we come back here, but this is a game called the Timothy Bird Review. So shout out to local guide Timothy Byrd. We read a lot of his reviews on the drive-in. I believe we have. One of our favorite ones was the Boise Aquarium. He gave it one star. Some people who said, oh, no, I think you can probably understand why.
Starting point is 00:43:12 But guess what? That's not why he gave it one star. He gave it one star because he's a freelance reviewer. He wanted to go in there and get some business, drummed up for them. So he tried to sneak into the aquarium. They said, sorry, we're not going to let you in unless you pay admission. He said, well, don't you want more business? Don't you want a good review? You don't want free advertising? It's not going to be a very good review. I can do a review with what I've got, which is you guys saying I'm not allowed
Starting point is 00:43:44 to come into this business. And the lady said in a happy kind voice, okay, smiling, is that she did not care at all. His words, not mine. The price is not worth it. Just go to the Boise Zoo for a bit less and see some real exhibits with great animals. I feel like this does more for this business than a good review would have.
Starting point is 00:44:05 Because I'm like, oh great, the staff keeps out crazy people. That's... What are you more than you can say for the Boise Zoo? They do reply and say, we told you you have to pay to come into the... Everybody has to pay to come in. This is not some weird policy we're enacting just for...
Starting point is 00:44:21 Timothy Byrd. 658 reviews. We started going through his reviews. We found a lot of them. We actually invited him to the show tonight to see if he would come and review us. Unfortunately, he did text us back. He already had plans for this evening. Give us an advance notice next time, so we will get him to the show next time.
Starting point is 00:44:39 By the way, I would just like to point out he does use a black thumbs up emoji. He is a 70-year-old white man. But... Get one back to him. He has a Jamaican white. a Jamaican wife so it's okay I think he's fine I think he's good can we see the picture to the yeah throw the picture up in Timothy oh how the fuck done just go back okay bud look at Timothy's this guy I love this man he deserves to use the black thumb
Starting point is 00:45:14 that's fucking daddy if I've ever seen one that's the kind of picture where you know that being named local guy level 8 went straight to his head I'm not enough to go ahead. So, we have, he's almost a local nine, he's getting close. We have asked our comics tonight, they are going to be deciphering Timothy's reviews. We have a few reviews that we have pulled for the first part of this game. We're going to show you guys part of the review. You guys are going to have to guess what establishment, local here in Boise, it is a review of,
Starting point is 00:45:52 let's see that first review. A friend recommended me to blank. I went to the grand entry area, and when I went in, it gave me the old world of Italy. There were not very many customers at this time, approximately 2 p.m. I was standing there, and three young ladies came in,
Starting point is 00:46:07 and the hostess, a middle-aged lady, passed P-A-S-T by me, and seated the three ladies. That's definitely a Catholic church. You think they put women first in the Catholic church? The Second Fritanic, women and children. Let's get them in there first. Low-hanging fruit.
Starting point is 00:46:29 Here, we have our options. We'll take the children first, for sure. All right, we got options. Is this a review of Grimaldi's Pizza, Louis' Pizza and Italian Restaurant, or Sabaro? Sabaro. Sabaro? Do they seat people in Sabaro?
Starting point is 00:46:45 I don't think they can afford a house case. I don't think they can afford to keep the doors open. Is there a Sabaro? There's a Sabo in the mall. There's a mall? Yeah, right next to Old Italy. So you're saying Sabaro. I'm saying from Mali.
Starting point is 00:47:01 I'll go Louise. Louise. Audience, we have people saying Louise. Louise? The audience thinks it's Louise. The correct answer is Louise! Pizza and Italian restaurant.
Starting point is 00:47:11 Three stars. By the way, the review continues. She then came back to ask me if there was just one. I had a question to her, was there pizza tossed or cold pressed? She told me it comes out a machine, which is cold pressed.
Starting point is 00:47:23 I told her thank you would left. He didn't eat the pizza and he gave it three stars. And that's why we love Timothy Byrd. Here's his next review. Well, send home the young generation and bring back some older people that will give great service because the younger generation are just there to get a paycheck and play on their phones. The phone should be put away during work time because T.E. consider that extremely rude.
Starting point is 00:47:49 Is this a review of Dutch Bros. Coffee? The wide world of golf or the children's home society of Ireland? All places he has reviewed, which one is this? I don't, if it's not the children's home, please God can we see that review? What could we have to say? I like Dutch Bros. Dush Bros. makes me feel old. So I feel like I'm with tea on this one. Dush Girls make me feel depressed, which is a weird thing.
Starting point is 00:48:22 They're too strong. I think it's the wide world of golf. That's what you'd expect to see an old person. Ms. Hatcher? I expect children. Tom because that fucked their kids. Audience, which one do we think it is? Wide world. We got a couple Dutch Bros.
Starting point is 00:48:37 The correct answer is Dutch Bros Coffee! Nice work. The drinks come out was ordered 75% I might be Timothy young. By the way, the children's home review, he also did not enter that business. He just decided to give it a review.
Starting point is 00:48:55 He says, I tried to enter, but I can't because privacy. We got one more view that they're going to be guessing on. This is pretty much a standard restaurant serving the same as other restaurants. The pluses they have is that they have hard liquor and do make good cocktails. Is this, Brick's Craft House, Ram Restaurant Brewery, or Bacon. This one is perplexing the audience. They've been screaming it out the entire time, but not this one. I'm going to go with bacon.
Starting point is 00:49:28 Only because I'm like partially an alcoholic and the brewery is like, They know that's usually here, so they wouldn't have a full liquor bar, and then Bricks craft house and I don't know, but I like bacon, so funny. What I think for Natasha? Yeah. I just get the sense from Timothy that if you were to review the RAM, it would be sparkling. So I'm gonna say Bricks. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:51 I think the same type of guy who tries to go to an aquarium for free orders cocktails at brewery. That's great. That's great. Audience, have we come back in 60s? Oh, which one do we think it is? Ram. We think it's the Ram. It is.
Starting point is 00:50:13 But she gave four stars. The food comes out hot like most people like it. The waitress was very pleasant and was good at touching the table just the right amount of times while we were there. To his credit, he did give the Ram five stars.
Starting point is 00:50:32 We started off giving it one because he and his wife were racially profiled at the restaurant. But then he went back without her on his birthday and they gave him a free lunch for his birthday. I like that he's reviewing the balance of the wait staff. You know what I mean? This is important. In the update he gave it five stars, but he didn't actually change the one star review of the rest. So now we know a little bit of what some of these voices like.
Starting point is 00:51:01 Now we know the kind of places he's visiting. We have got a picture of Timothy's most recent review, one of his most recent reviews. Oh, by the way, this is just part of the Briggs Craft House review. We don't not be posted that. Timothy Byrd posted a picture of David's Bridal and did a review of David's Bridal. Our comedians are going to do their best guests of impressing and doing the impression of Mr. Bird. We're going to start off. Who feels confident about this?
Starting point is 00:51:25 Who's got his voice now? Tyson's got it. Give us Timothy Byrd's review of David's Bridal. Let's make a lot for Tyson. Come on, come on. Watch the bride's try on dresses. How else just pepper sprayed me? Four stars.
Starting point is 00:51:54 That's a solid start. Natasha, Jack. What are you all thinking? You got another review? You ready? All right, Jack. Thanks for me for Jack Wheeler, everyone. I was quite excited to help my niece get ready for a special day. But they have these confusing-ass mirrors that line up with each other, and I got fucking lost to me.
Starting point is 00:52:14 He does seem like you would get lost in a bunch of mirrors. All right, Natasha, now's your chance. You think you got a Timothy Bird special way to go? Hit us, Natasha. Makes some of Natasha, everybody! It was a Thursday. I walked in wanting to see some bridal gowns. I wasn't greeted.
Starting point is 00:52:45 So I just walked myself back to the dressing room. The ladies screamed. I was offended. This service is one star. The bodies, though. That's fine. That's fun. That's all very good.
Starting point is 00:53:14 Shockingly enough, I will say, the closest almost right other day was Tyson. Here's Denny Bird's actual review. Well, I admit I did not go in. It happened very twice, and that is enough for me. I enjoyed looking in the windows and watching women going on that I take it were shopping for wedding apparel and other items. They looked relaxed because they were my experience two times. Then the shopping was low-key.
Starting point is 00:53:43 When it comes to deciding what they really want, start trying things on, it is getting real at that time to make a long-term decision. This emoji, four stars. One month ago, by the way. Make some noise for Timothy Byrd, local Lerb. Watch, Timothy's really fucking here. Thank you, Eric. Hey, and just remember that if someone's watching you through the windows, it might just be for a review.
Starting point is 00:54:07 Okay? Thank you. And don't you, if he does have a strict, don't take pictures of people policy, so you don't have to worry about. No. But we have time for one more game. But before we get to that, Tyler, tell everybody how they're doing on the points so we can see who needs to ramp it up in the final round. Okay, it's been a very great game. In third place, Natasha, with 1,450 points.
Starting point is 00:54:29 In second place, Tyson, one of six. 10-0 points and first leading is Jack with 1,700 points. And we still anybody's game. Still anybody's game. We have one round remaining. This is a classy game for us. We have a game where we're going to ask our comedians to do one of the new hot things in stand-up comedy, crowdwork. The game called CrowdWorks.
Starting point is 00:54:53 Let me clap, everybody. They're doing crowdwork. You see videos of them doing it in a line time. them doing it in a line, Tyler, you just shut that fucking thing on this? You made it that long. I put a thing in there for you to, we don't have time to get into this. Crowdwork. People ask, what do you do for work?
Starting point is 00:55:23 You fucking, that's, you know, classic stuff, just like that. Simple questions, easily answered by the audience. We all want to help our comedians get good clips of crowdwork. But it's not going to be good crowdwork. Because they're going to start crowdworking one of y'all, y'all and then we're going to hit them with this sound. Now it's... Oh, fuck, he says.
Starting point is 00:55:43 It's just we haven't done this game about five or six times, he says. When they hear the sound of the aerate siren, we're going to give them a question that they must ask in their crowdwork. And guess what? It is a dog shit question. They've got to weave it in and see how well they can get out of there before we hear the sound of the crash and burn.
Starting point is 00:56:03 So, we have our three contestants. That long sounds. Let's start off with our third place contestant, shall we? Currently in third place, Natasha Dash. We're going to start up with you. Everybody makes noise for Natasha. Natasha, everybody. She's got to do.
Starting point is 00:56:23 So, we are going to get you started. Pick a person out of the audience, and then we'll get your crowd request ready. Natasha Dash, Kamakazi time. I bet this is your worst fucking beard. Mine too, that's why I looked at you and I was like, huh, that one. one. Do I just like talk to? Okay.
Starting point is 00:56:49 Are you a stay-at-home mom? I am not. You're not? You look like a stay-at-home mom, you know? Bummy stay-at-home mom, you know? She looks like one of those stay-at-home moms that still sends her kids to daycare. She just stays at home and she's like, this is my mimosa. Time hurts on a clock yoga.
Starting point is 00:57:14 Which fast food mascot would you let rail you in the bathroom of your restaurant? from the restaurant. You're like which one? You're like, KFC, he's going to mustache. You've got to take a lot. I'm going to pay off. Oh. A direct eye contact with me, she goes,
Starting point is 00:57:50 Jack could go in the box. Illness best describes your personality. I work inpatient psych. I'm here to help. Sierra? Chill, sorry. I don't know. Which one? Sybil.
Starting point is 00:58:17 Like a cunt. Hey, Harris, everybody. This is Natasha Dash. We're gonna watch to our next contestant, getting ready to crowd workers. Tyson Gusman, everybody. Raise one of us for Tyson. That is the smallest shirt I've ever seen.
Starting point is 00:58:42 That's... Like Dave Chobotista. That's crazy. And then the tattoo sleeves, man. If you wanted sleeves, you could have just got a bigger shirt. Jordan. That's... I really...
Starting point is 00:59:01 I don't know why I wanted to waste to be so much higher. Jordan... I'm a little teapot short and stout. How many fingers can you fit in my mouth? As you, if you guys, this is my tip for you if you're ever in a socially awkward situation. Like this one, it totally changes attention if you just try to fit your whole hand in your mouth. I'm sure why you do for work. Honestly, it's too hard to follow a man putting his fist in his mouth on stage.
Starting point is 00:59:43 That's Tyson. And finally, it's time for Jack Whill. for Jack Wheeler for Padworth. Yeah, that's it. I have to put my fist to beat that. I gotta, I gotta go to the hair here, because I wouldn't be able to look anywhere else. How long, what is, what is the, like,
Starting point is 01:00:08 you're going out to a show tonight, what does the routine look like for that hair? Oh, sleep and conditioner, it's child, it's... Hell yeah. Yeah, as you were saying them, I was smelling them. I felt like I was wine tasting, oh yeah, there is a little conditioner in the air. Anyway, so butt chugging is popular and
Starting point is 01:00:29 What do you think is the most pleasant cocktail in your ass? Is the perfect question for him? Only bought, wait, this is gonna be in the hypothetical realm and you're like, Okay, for sure. With this table tonight, what kind of reality? Where do you butt chug? Like, I don't, like, since, like, your mom's house, like, where? Ooh, that's probably the place to do it.
Starting point is 01:01:09 Like, everyone else, I was ready to, like, hate all the lame answer, but I'll think. Alright, let's see here. Would you rather fuck a dead person or get fucked by a zombie? Zombie? This man has so much conviction. Yeah, because I think zombie is the right answer, but what's your reason for it? You know what, they probably just keep going? Yeah, just to get me.
Starting point is 01:01:35 It's like, they're a joke for you like, zombie, I love it. Wow, Jeff Lear! Wow! Jeff Wheeler! Oh my god! What is this man's name? What is this your name? What is your name? Everybody makes a nice for a travel!
Starting point is 01:01:52 You don't know what this shirt is, Jay. I don't even know where it is. I found this in November and I got that dollar for it. But you did it. You look like you fucked both of the people on the shirt show, so... Enjoy that during your next Caesar's Pallas' butt showing you to bed there. Y'all have loved to talent yourself with you. We're out of games. Tyler is going, don't you worry?
Starting point is 01:02:17 No, we're not old. We're in a nice snow. Tyler's going to tally the scores. We know we've been to some weird fucked up places tonight. We want to make sure that if we ever come back here, which we'd love to come back here. That's beautiful. Maybe we've been more time for them.
Starting point is 01:02:31 Yeah. You guys bring a great audience. We'd love to come back. And we'd love you guys to come back. But we want to make sure you get out of here on a nice stuff in case you have weird feelings about the show still. We're going to get out of the show still. We're gonna clench the pallets right now with the palette cleanse around.
Starting point is 01:02:52 All our comedians are going to tell one clean, wholesome joke to get us out of here. We are going to start off with, well, she's not ready yet, I think. Are you good? Natasha? Oh, yeah, I'm fine. All right, we're gonna start with Natasha. Makes a noise for Natasha, her clean, wholesome joke. I hope you guys know, I have to dig really fucking deep for this shit. No, I did hit a new low in my life.
Starting point is 01:03:20 I went to unlock my phone the other day and Apple ID couldn't recognize my face. I just wasn't wearing makeup. Yeah, that was cool. No, I do have a theory. I'm against the world's going to be ending, right? My mom's like a huge dude today prepper and I'm horrible in follow trends. And she was telling me, she was like, yeah, the world's going to end. And I was like, and I'm going to burn all the books.
Starting point is 01:03:49 And she's like, you're going to burn all the books. And I was like, yeah, I'm going to burn all the books. except for the Harry Power series. I'm going to dig a bunch of holes all over the U.S., right? I'm going to bury the Harry Potter books. Then next you know,
Starting point is 01:04:06 Voldemore, he's Sky Daddy. You'd be praying to him next. It becomes a new Bible. And, uh... Yeah, I smoke a lot of weed. I'm sorry. Touch your dance, everybody.
Starting point is 01:04:26 Unsurprisingly, there's one person who clap for burning books, and it's the table I'm not surprising for burning books. Alright, we got another clean, awesome joke coming to us now from Tyson. Make some noise for Tyson in his clean awesome joke. I'm going to leave you something positive you can take home because I feel like we don't use enough... Get off my... We use enough positive language about how good it is to be alive in the body. So we gotta change some phrases, you guys. Stop saying, I have to pee so bad.
Starting point is 01:04:59 Start saying, I have to pee so good. Don't make it weird. It's not sexual. Don't make it weird. Just think about the release you experience. Release your inhibitions. Feel the rain on your skin. Peat your pants. You know what I'm talking about?
Starting point is 01:05:13 Stop saying I have to sneeze. Start saying, I get to sneeze, you guys. It feels so good, dude. And that's for what? For free, for sniffing a flower? This is a good world. We live in, you guys. Take advantage of it.
Starting point is 01:05:25 And shoot, God bless you. Every day. Every day he goes. Thank you. I'm just, interestingly, a clean one drug from Jack Wheeler. Makes another church. Basketball team, right? And my teammate Colton had Down syndrome.
Starting point is 01:05:45 And as far as I know, he was the only one, it wasn't like one of those teams, you know? When he would get into the game, it was all about passing him the ball so that he could score. He used to put it, feed the piece. Those are his words, not mine. He would check into the game, pick out his tear away sweatpants and say, all right guys, feed the beast. And he was the only one with tear away sweatpants because they told him he could no longer have him. They told him he could no longer have a blanket on the bench. It was good energy, right?
Starting point is 01:06:20 So one game, I get the ball. There's like five seconds on the clock, and I look up, Colton is wide open underneath the basket. Oh my gosh, Colton's about to be a buzzer beer. If anyone's videoing this, my pass will be on SportsCenter. And then the Bronles sit and be like, man, the white kid in the headband could really move the rock. So I go past Colton the ball, and as soon as the ball leaves my fingertips,
Starting point is 01:06:42 I don't know why, I'm sure he has reasons, but Colton just turns around. And then the ball bounces off the back and top of the head, goes up in the air, lands in my hands, and I hit a buzzer beater? If most people know how to cheer at basketball games, I promise you no one in that gym did the boy's playing out. Because not only did Coln Nogget his buzzer beater, I didn't just pull off the most sinister streetball of all time on my own teammate. But my coach was quick, he was like, great assist. like great assist, Colton.
Starting point is 01:07:24 I think Colton's like, The Beast can do it all, Coach. All right, you know, shit, we go. All right, folks, we have reached the end of the show. Tyler, it is time to give out prizes. Tell everybody what they won.
Starting point is 01:07:44 First stop, let's make a laugh for all these comedians right now. All right, their contestants. It's such a good job. All right, in third place with 90-50 points. It's Natasha Nash.
Starting point is 01:07:54 You get this. Sassy. A box, a sassy box. I paid $2 for it. I don't know what it's for. You think it might be haunted. It might be haunted. In second place, with 2,000 points.
Starting point is 01:08:09 It's Tyson with preparing to enter the temple. Preparing to enter the temple. Should you change religions? That will come in Henry. It's a VHS take about how to enter the Mormon temple. Prize where everybody is Jack. Everybody is Jack Wheeler, Jack Wheeler. I've never seen this before.
Starting point is 01:08:36 It's this proud Air Force Cousin. Air Force Cousin. Who is this for? It's for Jack Wheeler, apparently. Incredible. We have one more audience prize. For Landon. Landon.
Starting point is 01:08:53 You get this? Gore. A political life. The life over. Our Gore. That's for you. Jay, back to you. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:09:04 One more time for Tyler, Minister. Rich. Grab these. Everybody, we'll look at you guys these after the show. Everybody does get out of cancellation free cards. Should you ever come to Hollywood? Any of the demons you dug up here tonight? Don't you worry?
Starting point is 01:09:19 We got you taken care of. Folks, that has been wrong at fucked up game show. Make some noise for all of our contestants. No way, you guys are great. You guys can get out. We would love to come back and see you guys again sometime. Incredible comedians. We'd love to bring some more Boise and comics back.
Starting point is 01:09:36 So please follow us at Wrong Game Show. If you like the show, we do also have some merch for sale. So come say hi afterwards. You can get you guys. your very own cancellation cards. Tyler, hit the thing. Hit the button. There's a slide for merch.
Starting point is 01:09:50 Everybody booed Tyler real quick. All right. We got shirts, we got hands, we got stickers. Come say hi to us after the show. We've been wrong about a game show. Jay Light, Tyler Messmerich. You guys been a great fucking audience. Thank you for a.

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