WRONG! A Fucked Up Game Show - ALMOST DID A HATE CRIME (ft. David Rosenberg, Julian Fernandez, Kazeem Rahman)

Episode Date: July 26, 2025

Recorded live during KAWMedy Festival at Solaris Beer & Blending in Murrietta, CA on June 21st, 2025.OUR BRAVE CONTESTANTS: David Rosenberg, Julian Fernandez, Kazeem RahmanSUBSCRIBE ON YOUTUBE to watch full shows in glorious HD!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠COME SEE US LIVE!⁠⁠⁠⁠ Upcoming Shows:LOS ANGELES: 7/30 @ The Comedy Store, 8 PMSUPPORT THE SHOW: https://ko-fi.com/wronggameshowFOLLOW EVERYONE:WRONG! http://www.instagram.com/wronggameshowDavid Rosenberg https://www.instagram.com/rosiepigs/Julian Fernandez https://www.instagram.com/julianfcomedy/Kazeem Rahman https://www.instagram.com/kazeemcomedy/podcast art by Melanie Meisner Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello everybody. Welcome to Wrong, a fucked up game show podcast edition. I'm your host Jay Light, and today we are bringing you another champs only episode from the Comedy Festival live at Solaris Beer and Blending in Murrietta, California. This one has some contestants from the earliest days of the show, two previous winners, Julian Fernandez and Kazim Ramon. We also were supposed to have another champion on who had to back out last minute, so we had a festival comic who slotted right in. perfectly with the other champs, David Rosenberg. This episode is a blast and a half, really lively crowd, really great games. You're going to love it. I guarantee it. If you want to come see the show live, your next opportunity is at the Comedy Store in Los Angeles. We are already at the low ticket warning for that. Going to be Wednesday, July 30th. So just a couple days from now, if you're

listening to this as it comes out, ticket link is in the show notes. Hope to see you there, because there's a very good chance we're going to sell out. So you don't want to miss it. We got Robbie Hoffman, Catherine Blandford, and Jesus Sepulveda. Crazy good lineup. If you like the show, please tell a friend, go check us out on YouTube. Subscribe to the podcast feed if you haven't already. Drop a little cash in our digital tip jar.

The link for that is on the show notes as well. But without further ado, let's let's. get wrong. Oh boy. Hi-five. He's coming. I'm going to rack myself on this microphone. High-fives, everybody.

Terrible fucking high-five. I'm Jay-Ly. Welcome to Wrong and Fugged Up Game Show, everybody. Thank you for coming to the Comedy Festival. Makes a noise for Comedy Festival. Make some noise for my man in the corner, my scorekeeper, Tyler Mezzanerich, everybody. Hello, hello.

Tyler? Yeah. This is exciting. I'm excited, yeah. This is our very first comedy festival we have ever done. Wow. We did the show three years. Yes.

We like one clap. How about some more of those fucking clacks? Five clats, three, wow. Six, seven, eight. Yeah. What's going on with this? This I don't know. This I do not know.

But we'll find out. We'll figure it out. Folks, this is wrong a fuck-up game show. We... Who doesn't like game shows? Who doesn't like game shows? Who does game shows? Game shows are great. They're the best. You know what you like about game shows? We like when people do things right. Not here. We like it. When people do things.

We were close on that one. But I'm gonna need you guys all to join in at the top of your lungs. We like it when people do things. Well, this guy trying to be funny. Take some points away from this guy in the middle of the room. Alright, who's his name? Hi. What's your name? name. Francisco! Negative 100 points for Francisco. It's okay. I'll tell you what.

We do like when people do things wrong. Francisco just did something wrong, which is good news. Francisco's actually doing things righter than anybody else in the show. Here's how things work on this show, folks. We have some of the best comics in the Southern California area. These are all former champions of the show. We have some of the... very wrong indeed. We have a very special lineup for you guys.

special lineup for you guys tonight. Wrong game show has been going on for like I said almost three years now. We've had some of the funniest comics all come through, all tell us what they think is wrong, what they think is fucked up. Out of that entire group, we've had a select few champions. So tonight we have a champions only lineup here for you guys tonight. The best of the worst here to get wrong for you guys tonight. We are going to tell them a lot of things about themselves. We're going to tell you guys, oh, Oh boy, oh boy. They've been doing some fucked up stuff. We've asked our comics to tell fucked up jokes for you guys tonight.

They're most fucked up ones they got. But we've also found some fucked up things about them. We've gone through other social media. We found posts they probably thought they deleted. We're going to call them to question for those things. This game is not just a game show for them. It's fucked up for them. All right?

We're committing psychological warfare live before your very ice. That's what this show's all about. We're going to put them in some uncomfortable. situations, we're going to get them to get funny on their way out. Tyler's going to be even score based on how funny and how fuck it they're being. We, of course, have a wonderful audience here. You guys have a chance to have surprises just

like our comics do, especially after our first game. This is a game called Worst Week. Fucking thing sucks! There's a picture of me, yes, Jay. I was asleep in a car. A picture was thinking of me. Not consenting. See that photograph.

This is not the first. time Tyler has had an experience with no consent. Am I right, folks? Yeah, that's right. Hey-oh! Yeah, that's right. They did not fly. That ship did not fly in Portland,

but here in Murrietta, they are all about it. I love this. I heard a Hato for a rape show. It's incredible. He's like, that's a classic. I love it. Hey-o. The ad-McMan of rape, right here in Murrietta.

Okay. You all had some wonderful stories you filled out these these cards here these QR codes thank you for filling them out we have two contenders for the worst week this is legitimately fucked up but we're here to celebrate what's fucked up tonight okay so we're not making fun of anybody we're here because we want to lift you guys up because it's okay to be yes it is okay first up m z recca m z reka m z reka where is reka where are you at Ms. Rika?

Ms. Rika? He's white. Give my brain. Please come to the stage. Ms. Rika, you're our first one-six weeks at all. Okay. Ms. Rika, you said your week was fucked up. These are your exact words.

Bitch didn't clean the plane. Elaborate, please. The bitch didn't clean the platform, okay? I won't get the airport, okay? And I brought the plane in and I have to stay. and I have to stay at the bottom of the jet bridge. It was a quick turn less than 60 minutes. I put on my gloves.

I'm like, when we finish deep plan it, I'm going to go on, I'm going to clean. We're going to get this plane out on time, even though we got these time constraints. The bitch comes down, she looks at me. She says, I'll stay down here. I said, well, I was going to clean the plane. I had my gloves on and everything.

She said, I'll clean the plane. I said, well, get your gloves and clean the plane. Did the bitch clean the plane? That's it. No, it did not. We're not tracking what the bitch was doing. The bitch was not cleaning the plane. Mizrika, you have a tough opponent tonight.

Your tough opponent is Jenny. Jenny, where are you at, Jenny? Jenny's walking up here. I just want you to both know. You are both getting prizes, no matter which one of you in the audience both have actually had the worst week. You're both getting prizes out of this. Jenny, I said this was a stiff competition for Mizrika. Jenny, your week was fucked up because your grandpa died during this show.

Make some noise for Jenny everybody. Jenny, can I ask any questions? Are you okay answering one question about this? Okay, do you know how it happened? He got really old. You know what? I think that's the best thing. He's almost 96 and he recently fell and broke part of his femur and had a small. a small stroke. Well, he's definitely not making it to 96 now. That's Jenny, everybody.

Jenny, everybody! You know it's gonna be an interesting show when Raid gets a better response than dead grandpa humor. Jenny, Mizrika, had the two worst weeks. Audience, you guys are time to decide which one of these two actually had the worst week. Is it Ms. Rika? Did Ms. Rika have the worst week? Or did Jenny have the worst week?

Did Jenny have the worst week? You both get prizes. Jenny is our winner the worst week. Tyler, tell them what they won. Ms. Rika, get this. I found us at a goodwill. It's the Brady Bunch game. The Braid Bunch game.

Wow. Incredible game. I play as Ms. Alice trying to figure out which through the kids as a troublemaker. We're a grand prize. Also about the goodwill. I almost got this for myself.

It's hashtag Peter Brady. The shirt. That's a one-of-a-kind shirt. I try to buy that shit online and good money anywhere. That's for you. You know for Kenny, everybody. Jenny,

Gereka, everybody. Keep me going for these two. Take your way back to your seat safely. It is now time for us to get into some games

with our comics. Don't worry about it. You guys are great. You can tell you guys are going to win some more prizes as the game goes on. But for now,

it's time to find out how fucked up our comics willing to get with the game. We like to call. Let's get fucked up. You guys get it.

Like I said, our comics, are all here to tell fucked up jokes. That is what we've asked them to do. We've asked them to say their most fucked up said. Could be dark. It could be dirty, but it will definitely be...

Smart crowd. Smart crowd. Our first contestant is a former wrong champion who we hope spent Juneteenth and joined the day off and watching the only movie he likes, according to Facebook,

Triple X, Return of Zander Cage. Thanks for Kazim Robyn, everybody! I have a show on Juneteen, so technically I was working. I don't know. Did you get paid? Did I get paid for the show? No, I just realized that. Oh shit. Is I a slave on Juneteen? I don't have, honestly, I would have just hopped off stage real quick, send to text me, yo, why didn't I get paid? Anyway, RIPs for that grandpa.

96 is a long time. Blessing my hand. My grandma, she's 99 years old. She refuses to die. It's so annoying. She's the most annoying person in my family at this point. It's like every, it's not okay. Here's why she's annoying.

It's like every week, my mom calls. She's like, hey, son, listen. Break me a grandma. She's in the hospital. You know, she's sick again. And I'm like, all right, God, bro, come on, bro. All right, protect my grandma, give her good health. Right?

She's 99 because she has so much more to give in this world. That's a lie. At time number 90, you're like, yo, God, just take this bitch. Like, what's going on? Like, why is she still here? She beat cancer four times. She's proved her point, bro. And some of y'all are looking at me like, why do you talk about your grandma like that?

I want her room. You know what I mean? like she's lived her life and I have plans for mine. No, I'm not living at my grandma's house. Shut up! You luck when we like those songs, I swear to God we jump you right now. This is another bad joke. Listen, okay, this is so dumb.

I, I, this is the worst thing I'm gonna say. You know what I was thinking about the other day? How would I kill myself? Listen, now, don't, okay, listen, don't, Listen, I'm in no way any kind of suicidal. You should know that right now. That's why I think it's kind of hilarious that I genuinely thought about how I would do this. So before I say how I would kill myself, if you're going to kill yourself, don't do it.

All right? That's it. Now we got that stupid shit out the way. So listen, I wouldn't, I would not hang myself. That, for me, that's a little too violent. Okay? And I wouldn't use a gun. that's also a little too violent.

Okay? I would just take a bunch of pills. Okay? I would tape a letter to my chest. Right? They would find me. They would grab the letter. They would open it and they would be like, suicide note is in my right pocket.

And then they would look in my right pocket. Right? And they would grab the note and they'd be like, oh, this isn't the note. Suicide note is downstairs on the kitchen counter. And they would run to the kitchen counter and they would see him. envelope and it would just say, I'm so sorry. And then they would open the letter and they'd be like,

I'm so sorry, this is not the note. And the suicide note is in my back pocket. And they would run back to my dead body. They would have to like lift me up and like grab my back pocket. And then they would get the letter and be like, whoopsies, not the note. And I would just keep sending them on so many scavenger hunts. Like at least two puzzles. And by the time they find the note, they're happy I'm dead. And that's the point of a suicide note, closure. You know what I mean? Because a regular letter is not going to give them closure. But if you find the letter after a month, you're like, man, fuck this dude.

I'm glad he died. Guys, that was it. That was my fucked up set. All right, folks. Let's get to know our next contestant. they are also a former wrong champion. Last time they were on this show, we made them do impressions of celebrities fucking their mom.

What do we got this time from Julian Fernandez? I want to say, best sex my mom ever had. Good for her, all right? Do you guys ever think about that? Do you guys ever wonder, like, hey, when my parents concede me, did my mom come at least? No. I feel like I didn't, I feel like that's what I should blame my bad child's.

it on. You know what I'm sorry. I'm sorry. My dad disappointed. My mom won't, well, he was delivering me. I don't know what to do. All right. That's not what I wanted to go into. I'll let you guys decide virginity or poop. Poop? You got it, sir. Right away. He heard it and it was like, finally. It's great. So I'm very, guys, make friends later. I'm talking.

That's important. I'm very surprised. I'm 30, I'm turning 33. I'm very surprised to learn how many of my adult friends. My friends. Adult friends. I suppose my kid friends.

As most of my preschoolers I hang out with. We just get each other, do you? Like, blueie? Fuck yeah, man. No, I, no. I'm finding it very strange to how many of my friends in their adult life

have admitted to pooping their pants. Yeah, makes a noise. Have you ever pooped your pants? Be brave. Hell yeah. So I was assuming

there's a lot you've done with poop with this boy. He's just so weird. He's like that scene from a song dog millionaire? Love it. I don't know.

If you know, you know. The kid jumps in poop to get a lottery ticket. Watch the movie. Fucking, whatever. So I've never pooped my pants. I have pooped on a toilet,

though. Let me say that again. I've pooped, not in, on a toilet before. I feel like that's pretty close. I was like around 10 years old and I was hanging out. I had a plate-it-up with my best friend camera at the time. I go to the restroom and do my biz. I sit down and I do my business. And as I get up, I'm like, something feels weird. I look back, the lid was completely closed. And I took just a complete big little shit on top of the toilet. Immediately I'm like, oh no. I washed my hands, I clean myself up, and then crack the door open and shout down the hallway. Cameron, can you come help me?

Cameron comes in and immediately turns, comes down the hallway, immediately turns the corner. And at first thing he clocks is the toilet, and it's just, looking at me with just utter shock in his eyes. I'm like, I need your help. We got like, like we're about to be discovered by the enemy in Vietnam. I need your help. Listen, we got to hide the body. I was like, because my dad's home watching us.

And I'm looking, I'm like, I need your help. My dad's going to get, he's going to yell. I need you to help me. And he looks at me just, I'm so sorry. I have to tell him. Mr. Fernandez. Have you guys ever been betrayed by your friend over poop? It's a devastating feeling for sure.

My dad truck comes down the hallway, turns the corner immediately, and I said, I poop on the toilet. And he goes, ow! And I said, I don't know. It just happened, Dad. I'm sorry. And he says, and that was how I pooped on the toilets.

Yeah, not really a crescendo ending. I agree. It needs more to it. How about the virginity story? Should I tell you guys that one? Yeah, do that one. Cool. Do that one. You got over the poop? Fantastic. All right. I'll try to make this quick. I got like a minute. I don't know about you guys. Have you ever accidentally paid for sex and that's how you lost your virginity? Show hands. Show hands. Don't you look? The poop guy, of course. The guy back. Awesome. We're not alone, fellas. We're not alone. Yeah, I remember I turned 18 and I was really excited. There was nothing I could figure out to do. You know, porn is very available. Cigarettes, it's whatever.

So I decided I'm going to go to a strip club. I decided to go three in the afternoon. Magic hour. I had never been, so I called them up just to clarify, hey, how does it work? The guy on the other line went, what? And I said, how do you get dances from? the ladies. You, uh, you give them the money. And then I said thank you and immediately

hung up. Long story short. I found a dancer at a gentleman's club, which we need to change. I worked there for over a year. I did not see a single gentleman. A lot of cholo's and sweatpants. Not a single top hat and monocle, I'll tell you right now. But I found a girl that was my very time to two and I got dance from and she was like, hey, Do you want to do VIP? I said, what's VIP? She's fully nude half hour upstairs. I'm like, oh, that sounds incredible. We go upstairs, I think it's going to be velvet curtains with satin pillows and just a loveliness.

Nope, it's a bunch of cubicles with cots. She proceeds to get on top of me. And I think I'm inside her. I'm not sure. but at some point I decide I'm done and I said thank you and she said

$600 yeah to this day I don't know if that was a good idea or if it was inflation or what but I feel cheated and as soon as I left I said I committed a crime great this is this is fun all right well listen guys I guarantee you

I'm funnier later give it up for Jay Julius Hernandez everybody God I didn't know cost $600 for Julian to lose your virginity. Can you imagine now with the tariffs? Jesus Christ, supporting foreign pussy

like that? That's going to be $12.000 at least. Yeah, Julian just grumbled about us being funnier than Julian was during this. That's fucked up, I'll tell you what. All right, folks. Let's meet our final contestant. They were supposed to be a wrong champion, but

she bailed literally this morning at about 9 a.m. So, instead, we got someone that gig salad.com listed as one of the 37 best comedians in Escondido. Makes noise, you know, we love him. It's David and Rosie Rosenberg. I don't get any gigs off of Gig salad. That thing sucks. You don't go out. You don't care. All right, so this is the wrong show. There was a lady who won an election last year to the Spanish legislature. and she has Down syndrome.

And if this was 1985, that would be my entire hour. Right? I could do an HBO special just imitating her, but I need to apply for legislation. You're the only one who's laughing at that, sir. Everyone else is like, that's horrible, but this is a wrong show. But I can't do that in 2020. 25, right? It's nice. We're nicer now. So the only thing I can think about is, can you imagine you were the losing candidate to a lady who's mentally handicapped?

Right? Like, people would be like, hey, how'd your election? Don't, don't ask. Like, forget about not running for election ever again. I would move. I would leave Spain. Right? Like, what are your other? What are you going to do now? I don't know. Maybe shoot myself. I lost to a Down syndrome lady. Too dark. All right, that's fine.

I'm sorry. The white women in the second row are like, no, this is too far. I'm so, it's always the white women. Like, the Latinos are like, that's great. And the white women are like, no, this is. Hell yeah. Yeah, see?

Exactly. That guy who loves a lotte loves this shit. That's why I do a lot of Mexican shows, not very many white women shows. He did. He did buy me, not by me, by two of my shirts. I'm by you. You don't, I'm not a prostitute, sir.

I'm not, no. It would be the saddest prostitution ever. I couldn't, Julie went to a prostitute, I could never do, I would be like, do we cuddle afterwards? Is there hugging? Is there, do I go down on you? I guess not because I don't want mouth gonorrhea, but now I'm married, so we just have married people sex.

It's fun. I mean, it's good. Yeah, I mean, no one, they don't make porn about how married people have sex. Right? It's like 15 minutes, you lock the door, hope the kids don't go up. You say you love each other in the middle of it. there's a lot of holding and then your two dogs are on the bed the whole time just staring at you

just two neutered dogs you're like just two idiot dogs and then you hold each other afterwards and try to keep the tiny dogs away from licking your cock which is covered in both your...

It probably smells amazing to them it's like all the pharabones but you're like no this is for Mommy and me, this seems weird. I'm sorry? I don't like you, sir. I mean, I fuck you because you bought a shirt, but I feel like that lady's gonna kill me

after the show, and you're just like, you're working with her, and so you can give her an alibi. He told a retard joke. I shouldn't say retard. She's a legislator. What have you done with your life? I don't care what you've done because you're a failure

compared to the Spanish retarded lady who passes laws for all of Spain. And so now anyone in Spain can be like, this law sucks. I know, we voted for a lady with Down syndrome. That's why

we all have to play with trains every Tuesday. That's more autistic. Okay, I hope that was good. It was it good? We could. Thanks. Yes, In Brinsonberg, everybody.

Let's keep another take a seat. Let's keep it on for David and for all of our other contestants. Julian Fernandez. Gizier Rom, I got it up here, everybody. Boy, oh, boy. They could care less about us, Jay. Well, you should have made more references to people, Spaniards with Down syndrome.

I feel like the audience would like you weren't. As we learned. Tyler, Tyler was keeping track of everything going on during that. What? do we have for the scores after that round, Tyler. Wow, wow, what a round it was. I got to say,

we're all, like, listening to Rosie, David Rosenberg, tell his joke, waving for him to say retarded, and he did three times. Wow, that's pretty incredible. Good job. 500 points for him.

Julian. Call it out. You guys want poo, boo, or virginity? Boo! Rock and rolling. 500 points for Gillian. And the most part of upset.

Kazim, 6100 points. For Kazin, everybody. Yay. I don't think I didn't notice that Kazim said Don't kill yourself and four people clap. Just four. That's all we need, baby. That's enough for a coffin.

That's ball bears. That's enough to carry a coffin. We got this. That's also enough to stop a suicide. I'm just saying, you don't need... I'm just saying, never mind. I was going to keep going and then I thought, you guys don't like that.

Let me stop. I know why I would kill myself. I go on shark. tank. I feel like that's the way to do it. Quite the theme. Like, again, poop, retard suicide. Let's do it. Let's start the show. That's my new, that's my name of my new

album after the show's done. That's my board preference. Good news, you're going to be loving one of our games you got later on. For now, now we have our panel here, we're going to kick things off with one of our favorite games. This is a game called Entweetment, everybody.

This is the one that's scared of. Comics are scared of this joke. Comics are scared of this one. Because this is the one, we've gone through their old social media. We have found things that they probably thought they deleted. Some jokes that might not have aged super well, some things that could have been a little funky back in the day. Comics, how you all feel about what we potentially dug up on each of you?

I think if whatever you find, I'm gonna go find and delete. Whatever you find, I'm like, oh, I'm gonna make sure. I'm going to make sure I delete that before my job finds it. I actually, I mostly use Twitter to troll QAnon supporters. So he's a hero, is what he's saying. I'm a hero. I can't punch Nazis, but I can do this. See, the problem is there was no QAnon for, from 2012 until probably about 2016.

I don't know what you're going to find on there. Don't worry, we did. It's going to be very ironic to see how homophobic I used to be. Only to later be a queer These facts are ruining the country If you found a homerpover jump from this guy It's funny Julian had no idea

They were queer and non-binary Yet you posted so much about doing musicals in theater from high school Listen I hate gays but I love Chicago Wonderful musical One, stage of life. Okay.

Every single move. It is a good sign. It is a good sign, thank you. We're going to start off with one of my tweets. We always do it. Our producers find one of mine. I never know what it is. I'm always nervous.

Today, I think I'm more nervous because this is from 2015, December 12th. Oh, you're pretty scary time. One retweet, three likes. 7.54 p.m. think Trump has good idea. That's definitely a white man in 2008. I don't know what you started to get to you guys.

That's definitely a 2015 white boy from Dallas tweet. Yeah. Just looked so great going down that escalator. I don't know what the problem is. What did I say? Blank cock goblin is what that says. Three likes is correct. Isn't that long?

Like, I'm here you're a cock goblin. The cock or the joke? The joke? My cock's definitely not like this point. If you got that cock, let me know. Hey. My cock is three likes long. It's fine. It's fine, guys.

He's gay. Don't worry, guys. I know you guys are, what's going on here? It's like gay bouching in this show. No, it's spirit ship. I have no idea what this is. Queer. Queer.

Yeah. So we're going to find out. We have three options here. One of them's going to be real. Two of them are fake. Let's find out what I potentially said. During holidays? It's right.

Right before the hot, yeah, this is the start of the 12 days of Christmas. My mom is a real car. The holiday? On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a cock goblin in a pear tree. God, I wish I would have said that instead. Tyler, let's see what the option one is. A dig for gay wizards and magical beings called cock goblin. This is not a bad idea.

Listen, let's get Elon on the phone. We don't know what's a lot. about to happen. We stopped going to space. We're getting these wizards late. Option two. Halloween costume, my dear. Dress is a golem next to a glory hole

and call yourself the cock goblin. These deserve more likes. Yeah. Thank you. This one, at least two more. This one should have gotten five points. Oh, you got one retweet. Yes. Congrats.

I think it was from Elon Musk. I think he saw the cock And he was like, pretty good. He's got so. He went to a K-hole. Okay. Option three. I have no intention of ever doing gay porn.

But if I did, I already have a cool name picked out. Cock Goblin. Nobody liked that, but somebody is ready to buy Cock Goblin merch after the show, I think. I actually, I know exactly which one this is. This is rare. I know exactly which one this is. Which one do y'all think is the real post?

I think it's the last one. Last one? I think it's the first one. First one. The first one. We got some people thinking, second, first, second, last. The correct answer, I know,

it is definitely the first one. Hey! Yeah, that's right. Let's go. I got no point. Points for Julian and Kazim. Speaking of Kazim, it's time to see what you posted.

All right. Kazim. Well, okay, just what gear was this? Listen, I had, Listen, my views have changed. What year was this? This is... He's up in 14, I hated games.

How's you feeling in 2015? Yeah, one night in real. Yeah, 2015? That's when I just thought... Yeah, I was wild boy, Ben. God damn. He just stopped saying that that word. Yeah, exactly.

This is May 27, 2015, 1048 a.m. Oh. In the morning? On the news. Yeah. Oh. This is... This is...

I am not that. I think I'm that young. Let's just see the, let's just see the feet. No, I really don't know. Blank breastfeeding, blank. Hashtag breastfeeding. Sorry, blank hashtag breastfeeding. That's how you get in.

You get in with the hashtags. At 10 in the morning, I was typing this. Apparently. I'm asking you like, oh yeah, no, I should know. Yeah, he did this. Joe, you were there. Blank, hashtag. hashtag breastfeeding two legs one for each breast now you know the sad part your

producers really had to go down deep to find something like this this 2015 wow we actually we we have a proprietary methods we're not going to spoil them here in the show one sad guy in a closet looking through everything hey I'm not that I'm not that sad all right Julian so any comic ten dollars they do this as their job. Throw any comic 10 minutes they would do this as their job. So here's the situation. Kazim, we have three options for you.

You're not allowed to say which one you think it is till the very end because Julian and Rosie are going to get a chance to guess first. An audience, feel free to chime in at the end if you feel like Kazim needs a little bit of help. Option one. I only support hashtag breastfeeding in public if you let me have a taste when the baby's got. That's a good idea.

I'll sit Kazim. Option two. I learned today that I'm okay with hashtag breastfeeding if the girl is cute. If not, then I don't want to see that while I'm eating lunch. Thanks. The lack of punctuation of the end, I think, really makes that one. It's just a serious thanks.

Thanks. Like an angry email. Like we have to have a performance review email. I'm trying to figure out with a sit. You got milk. You're not going to sit on the table. We're not going to sit on the moon. monitor, it's fine. Okay, option three.

Saw a video for blue whale hashtag breastfeeding and Shawty was stacked. Well, Kizim, while you think about what you've done, Julian Rosie, which one do you all think is a real post? I don't, I like this one. I don't think it's this one, though. I've never seen a blue whale breastfeed, and I think I would have

seen that by now. Wouldn't it just dissipate into the water? Yeah, it's ludicrous. Not if you latch strong enough. They're bathing whales. Yeah, exactly. Do we have a marine biologist in here? In the desert, but... Hey, hey, Lake Elsinor is just down the street from here.

They got... They got water. Where are they? Lake Elson. The audience, we seem to be split on being one or two, a couple things. It's one, couple things. Hold on, can I see them with two again? Two is the one that said, thanks, yes.

Thanks. You know what? I'm going with two. I'd say two, but... I'd say two. I'd say two. Yeah, yeah. I agree. I also think. Thanks.

That seems very good. We're saying to Kizim, which one do you think is the real post? Honestly, I'm almost sure it's two because I remember, I remember why I posted. I remember. I remember. I remember. Let's see it. I don't, yeah.

It's number two. I'm sorry. We got to hear about this tip that you saw that you remember. Ten years later. I was in Dallas. No, no, no. I was in San Antonio. San Antonio.

Right? And we were having, because there was the day after. It was like a tweet I did the day after. And we were having lunch. And this young lady just whipped out of tin and started breastfeeding this child.

Okay. And she was cute, though. So I remember not being ugly, but I said, that'd be funny if she was actually hideous. And that's where the tweet came from. And that folks is behind the joke. Also, I was younger.

You leave me alone. I've changed my ways. That was 20. That was 20s. Exactly. That was late 20s. Yeah, they both got their right. So good job.

Julian and Rosie both get points. Now that's time to find Julian's post for the past. Julian. Hell yeah. Julian deleted Twitter. I would like to say that I don't think anyone on your staff is an African-American. but one of you did write Shorty. Like, you were like

what would a black person say? Here's Shottie. I'll tell you what actually happened. Was someone on our staff wrote Shorty, S-H-O-R-T-Y and I stepped in and said that is not what a black person would write. It was me.

I would have been. I would not. Honestly, you made the right call. Thank you. You made the right call. You should have heard. The fact that I am the one, the lone authority on black culture in the room of right.

I actually wrote Shorty was yacked and then Jay was like, that's not slang. I'm like, all right, I don't know. See, that's Tyler's problem. Tyler goes up and makes it around black slang. Anyway, Julian, uh, Julian deleted Twitter, but good news.

I am friends with Julian on Facebook and we have posts. Oh, fuck. From May to 2009. Oh, no. This is 2009. I'm in high school. I'm in high school.

Yeah, so this is definitely homophobic. Julian. Oh, it's sad. This was before I'm here. This was football, this was football, he was a line man and he was testing. He was tweeting that.

Julian tweeted or posted, is there anybody who isn't going to prom, blank? Like me, because I'm sad. That's possible. That is a possible answer. I was very sad kid. Now, Julian... Sorry, I got really serious there.

If you remember how sad you were in high school and you remember the correct post, don't say until the very end because he's name and Rosie got a chance to guess first. All right. Option one. Is there anybody who isn't going to prom and want to see X-Men with me? That's cute. Which X-Men would this have been? X-Men?

It would have been first class, I think. Oh, what was good? Option two. Is there anybody who... Is there anybody who isn't going to prom who wants to get a bucket of pig's blood and do the funniest thing ever? That's good for the carry-hinks in the event?

That's good, shit. Option three, is there anybody who isn't going to prom and want to cats sit with me? We can give them nicknames and do the voices for them and watch them fight. It's fun. It's definitely three. It might be three. I remember which one it is.

I'm trying to figure out what would a closet? What would a closeted teenager say? It might be three. That's not my vote. That's not my vote. I'm not saying what your vote is. The audience seems to think it's three.

Honestly, I'm gonna go with one. I'm gonna go with one. We like this. I'm gonna go with one. Rosie would have got you. I just like Carrie, so I'm going with two. Okay. So, you can change.

You can change. Two sounds I don't sounds logical but in my heart I'm like I'm pretty sure teenagers are weird Yeah yeah okay I'm gonna go with two I'm gonna go with two

I'm gonna go with two Julian Which one is the real Facebook post Oh that's number one for sure Oh god damn it Here's where they messed up again on the smelling They put I don't yeah

The anybody want to go Oh I did that Okay, cool, never mind. I was a fucking loser. Yeah, you did that. You're fucking loser. You, I got to watch you publicly play out. I got to watch you publicly play out how you almost didn't go to prom to see X-Men instead. I want to say, this is one of my junior proms.

I wasn't a complete loser yet. Julie eventually does go to prom. We've trained through Facebook. Julie, you got to prom, everybody. Dang. All right. I can't believe y'all made me pick two because you. y'all are weird like him.

Yeah. Have you ever seen Carrie? He just called you weird and that's your biggest. No, not like that. No, shut up, Julian. Okay, I know. All right, folks. And everyone just realized

I didn't go to 2009 prom, so. David, Rosie. Rosenberg. Jesus asses, just bailing the stage like an elf on a shelf. I don't even be getting business. Rosie, uh, you tweeted

something in 2014. No. Okay. Tell you what? We found it. It's the only thing I tweeted. I failed at Twitter. Here's what it is.

Here we go, baby. You know what's funny? The way Jay said we found it, it sounded like we found the porn on the hard drive. You're ready to look at this? Can you explain? It feels, but it's still the reveal, still feels the same.

There's no way this isn't bad. There's no way. Don't send this to my wife or stepdaughter. They already think I'm a pig. It doesn't help that your handle is rosy pigs. This is not doing it so hot for you. No, it's because I love guinea pigs, that's why. Yeah.

Oh, okay. I told you. We looked on your website. That's not what you call Italians. Give yourself some points. That's pretty good. Tyler usually flops so hard when he makes jokes like that. Anti-Italian racism is what really brings the crowd together.

A bunch of Greece falls. Motherfuck. Okay, let's go ahead and see what the real post is out of three options. None of these got any comments, repeats, or likes. They are all about women. And the first one is, women never met one that I wouldn't throw into oncoming traffic. 2014. When did you get married?

Just trying to see. 2020. 2020? I am a strong feminist. It might be one. I'm into the integral girls and live. You can't be that strong if you couldn't even throw a woman into traffic. Option two, women can't live with them, can't make a skin suit out of them either.

This could be it, guys. Okay, right now my boat is two. Yeah, heavily leading tox two. Or option three, women, they're just like dogs. Even when I'm trying really hard to make them come, they don't. It's not about jerking off the dogs. It's about come. Like a trick...

No, it's auto-correct. It's not jerking off the dog. It's number two. We think... Audience seems to think it's number two. I want to say... Three, one. I say...

My vote is two. My vote is two. Two. For the bit, I want to say two. But my real vote... My real vote is... I don't know. I feel like...

I feel like... I can hear him shouting and berating me. like he's going to throw a woman on traffic. I don't. I'm going to go with one. Okay. I just say one. Rosie, which one is the real post?

Oh, no, that's two. That's a good joke. Yes. Yeah. Here we go, baby. Nice word. And that, folks, that's entweeement. Makes a noise for our comics.

I've been tweeting. Great news. All right, Tyler. How's everybody doing on the points? Okay, all right. In third place, it's Rosie with 800 points. And tie for first right now is because he ain't met Julian

with 1,000 points for stuff a movie's game day a win for people of color I'm Jewish shut the phone oh wow

we're gonna really almost did a hate crime just right I think we're both the same thing and we're just like we're gonna let that go

we're gonna let that go for now I went to the protest in 20 20? What were you protesting? Those cops didn't do a good enough job. That's what Rosie was protesting. I love my people. Free Derek

Sherman. You probably shouldn't be make sure your voice doesn't crack next time you say I love black people. Just a tip. Let's go ahead and move on to our next game. This is a fun game. One of our favorites. This is a game about getting bad advice from robots.

and people alike called Fear Abbey. Nobody got to be a robot calls Go-O-Haw-W-H. I don't know why I love the music. Is that that Ms. Midler? Who is that? No, that's Abby. That's Abby.

Dear Abby. Yeah. You guys know Dear Abby, right? Advice columnist. Oh, Fear Aeem-E. Okay, I got it. Because we have an AI advice columnist we've created in Chat GPD

who only gives bad advice. Yes. Oh, yeah. Now, our comics are going to ask you in the audience. We're sure you guys need some advice on some things. Our comics are going to ask you some advice, or some questions you need advice on. Their job is to give worse advice than Fear Abbey,

who might we remind you is programmed to give deliberately bad advice. So, our comics are going to beat the bot, then you are going to decide whether they beat the bot or not. Start up with Rosie since Rosie's in third place. Rosie, come on down Come on now Makes one of Rosie Everybody

Hey, Rosa Raise your hand Does anybody need some advice Out there? Who needs some advice? Who needs some advice? Surely somebody must need some advice

Some good advice Francisco Francisco Francisco's one Out of things to say Who needs some advice This man yelled out poop And now he has nothing to say

There we go All right Francisco What do you need advice about? What you got? Where do babies come from? Where do babies? That's not really something about advice. Something that you...

I feel like he would like to find out where babies come from. So what's the best way to find out where babies come from? I feel like that's... How do I understand women? I think that's actually the question Francis goes trying to ask. How do I understand women? Smell their underwear? I think you should say that again for everybody in the audience to you.

Smell their underwear? There we go. Check. No? Any other bad ways to understand women? Yeah, please. I need a second. They're pretty un-understandable,

so just give up and, you know, fuck them when they want it. It's supposed to be bad advice. It is supposed to be bad advice. You can't emphasize that much. We're not trying to help me. I really do love how everybody's like, that's terrible.

This guy is the worst. This guy is the worst. Am I wrong? I think we're all wrong here, but you are, but for different reasons. Oh, okay, I remember how you're supposed to understand women is you're supposed to sit there and listen to them when they talk for so long and go, this is what happened at work today. And then you'll learn what women are like.

Okay. What did Fear Abby say? The bot says, read one tweet from a woman and assume it represents all women. It says take advice only from other confused dudes and online forums titled Alpha Truth Zones. There we go. All right. Do we think that Rosie beat the bot? Well, wait, beat what? Like, a mind was worse or bad?

Yeah, was Rosie's advice worse than the robot's advice? No, he said fuck them when they want to. Everybody said no. Everybody say, cheer for the robot. That's a voice for fear for fear. God job. All right. Julian, are you ready to take some... As he, with the beer at his hand, he's ready to give some bad advice.

This is the vibe of advice I want to give. What do you want to know? This doesn't need to be high-stakes advice. It doesn't need to be the hardest question in the world. It could be, what do you want to have for breakfast tomorrow or something like that? It could be, what should I get my spouse for their birthday? It could be how...

Do I trade my hamster? How do I train my hamster? my hamster, that's great. That's a great question. Yeah, that's a good question. And you do look like you be having hamsters you got a train. You know, they say they say the true lessons come from within. So I'd say

take advice from a very responsible pet owner what was it, great canier? Richard, Richard, Richard, Richard, Richard Gear. You shove a tube up your ass, let that little guy crawl on in, he understands you inside and out. Or a closer bond

Like how to trade your dragon He lets you ride you guys fly on adventures That's a good all grand time You know Just stick some stuff up your butt You didn't know Because even you didn't know that Richard Gear put a hamsterisk butt No

It's not a hamlet It was a gerbill It was a No Hold on Also When you looked at me I glanced at the audience

And they were like How did you not know that? Was I supposed to know that shit? Everyone knew that It was like 80s and 90s. Thank you, Quinn. The black people had no idea of knowing. I was not to say it's no white people's stuff.

That's so weird. Wait, hold on. Hispanic people. Did y'all know that? I was like, and it's weird people say it's common knowledge. Okay, now that. It's on the, it's on,

let me wait. I don't know if you guys do this. It's actually on the citizenship test now. It's which celebrity in the 90s? I did not. I'm not glad. If I ever meet this man. And you know what I'm about to say.

I'm not asking. How do I get in on this? What happened? How are you still alive? What are the dribble? My dumb ass. You're like, yo, how do they get it out of you? No, you use a gerbil because you tie a string to its tail.

And then when it... They don't speak in your experience, man. Wow. No, everybody got shot it back. Let me make sure you got his light real quick. Tyler, I think we got to chime in here. What is the bad advice from Fear Abbey about how to train your hampsor?

Y'all commands at it like it's a disobedient dog. Louder equals better results. He ain't going to learn that way. Wow. You got to go to Richie. I'm still going, bitch. Discipline it by dramatically sighing and refusing to make eye contact.

Teach it tricks by example. Crawl to the cage and show it how to spin and search. I feel like I know the answer here, but did Julian beat the bot? Julian beat the bot. Julian beat the bot. Unfortunately, yeah, I don't think, I don't think Chatjipgian knows about Richard you're shoving a... No, I'm for sure it doesn't.

Unfortunately, they don't let you ask questions like, Chachin Bs like, oh, I have problems. Ask, hey, what would Richard Gears advice be for a reason? In the meantime, let's get Kazim up here. cuisine. All right. Who wants some bad advice for me? All right, we got some bad advice.

What do we need a question on? I've been drinking a lot. How do I call out of work tomorrow? Oh, well, first you need to sit down. Isn't it your mom's restaurant? Wait, yeah, what do you work? It's my grandfather's restaurant. It's your grandfather's home?

Oh, la-di-da, generational wealth, you bitch. Anyway. I'm sorry. Okay, I think, okay. Wait, what kind of restaurant is? Yeah, what kind of restaurant are we talking? Mexican food. Okay, that's easy.

What you do? You have to get a gerbil, okay? And then, you know what we got to do? We got to give Richard Gere a call. And we have to say, hey, so I need you to just show up at 8 in the morning and just do what you do. Right? Inside the store.

You have to come earlier. Unlock the store. Let him inside. Lock him inside with the gerbil. Naturally, he'll do what he does. And then the police will come, shut the restaurant down. You don't have to call him to work. They'll just be shut down.

That's pretty good. That's pretty good. What is it a pretty good? Call your boss at 3 a.m. While still drunk and swear, I'm just too responsible to come in tomorrow. No, that's not as good as, that's not as a good. That's not as good as making it.

Hold on. He's still going, bitch. He's still going, that's right. You're right. You're right. Then you murder your... First of all, everybody's not calling me a bitch. I went like four bitches just now.

That's fucking... ...sent a mysterious text that just says can't. Bives off. And nothing else. God, that's pretty close. Oh yeah, that's good. Do we think... Ultimately, do we think...

I think my wife? Because, Kassim beat the butt. Do you think Kizeme beat the butt? Kizim? Oh, my God. Sorry, Kizim. It's fine. It's fine. I liked it too. That was a good one. That's Fierabby, everybody. Make some noise for fear.

All right, folks. We have one final game before we get out of here. This is one of our favorites here at Rung. You guys might have heard of the game called The Weakest Link. This is a sexual version of the game called The Weakest Kink. Yeah, it's a big of us for sex and stuff. Okay, so. I love the store called sex and stuff, but it's gonna be a sponsor of comedy cuts next year. What a fucking $600.

You're in luck, we're on sale. They sell jericho. That's the richer gears, that shit. I heard it was started by Sylvester Stallone, but whatever. Oh wait, no. What's gonna do about? Richard Gerewell thing didn't really happen to the room. No.

No. Guys, we're gonna like, we know there's time for this. We have to talk about what real people did. I'm not gonna lie, I'm about to go home and tell my wife, yo, do you know what the fuck Richard Gere? First of all, do you know who Richard? First of all, do you know who Richard Gere is? Because why are people love me? I just found out today.

Shout out to Richard Deere. Richard Gere's been a Petco Rewards member since 1987. You can hear about Punjabi? Come out. We're a Hindu. What's all right. Okay.

Okay. All right. All right, right. Here's how this works. We have a game here. It's like the weakest link. But it's sex trivia from Pornhub Insights. Oh, yeah.

Pornhub, by the way, taking date on all you motherfuckers. And we find out all of the information about what people search. Their job is to play this game weakest link style, which means we're going to ask them one by one down the line

and we're going to see who can get the most questions correct. Round one has all of our players playing, so let's get all of you guys standing up. Makes noise for all of them. Okay. So, we are going to put, we're going to put two minutes on the clock.

I'm going to ask you guys questions, rapid fire. Your job is to get as many questions as you can correct. Whoever gets the fewest questions correct We'll have to sit down for the sudden death round We'll be in a bad position Two minutes on the clock

Starting now Who was the top searched male Video Game character on Pornhub in 2023 Mario Ash Ketchum or Sonic the Hedgehog? Correct Julian! Which of these search terms saw the biggest jump in popularity In the United States last year?

Green pie furry wife Furry. Correct. Rosie. Which of these football-related search terms was the most popular on Super Bowl Sunday? Super Milt, Super Tits, Super Fat BBW. Super Fat BV. Correct.

Which of these transgender search terms is most popular with men? Transgoth, trans chastity, trans-dildo cum. Transdildo cum. Incorrect. Transchacity. Julian. Which of these search terms? grew by 4,510% on Super Bowl Sunday, 2025.

Big Giant Monster Cock, Football player jerk off, fishnet foot job. Uh, fishnet foot job. Incorrect. Big Giant Monster Cock. Rosie! Which of these search terms were viewers in California most likely to use in 2023? Friends Mom, milking anal dildo. Milking. Incorrect, Friends Mom. Pazim!

Which of the following was the most part of the following. Following was the most popular search term in California in 2024. Loud, wet sex, double vaginal, Asian stepmom. Agent stepmom. Correct. Julian! What is the most popular alien-related search phrase? Alien impregnation, alien abduction, sexy alien vague?

Alien abduction. Incorrect, alien impregnation. Rosie! Which of the original 13 colonies was most likely to search for White BBW in 2024? Delaware, Virginia, South Carolina. That is correct. Kizzee! Oh, we are out of time, folks.

It's a tight fucking game. Makes noise for these three. Wonderful, contestant. Tight game. I've never thought so hard about pouring in front of me. I have. I was so, nerve-wracket. My heart was racing just now.

I was like, five. Oh, good these. Sexy or music, I'm just saying. No. We needn't. No, this is Lucas Link. What's the weakest link music? Jay, do you have some favorite audience members

before we announced? Yeah, I mean, I do, as much as I, I've developed a love-hate relationship with Fernando Francisco. So, Brandon's been a surprise. We have two prizes here. You both got a copy of Gracefully you.

Finding Beauty of Balance in the Every Day by Janet DeWan! Jayne Laudee! Atchoo! Tatum. What is it? Tatum. Channing Tatum. John and Tom.

Channing Tatum. Tadem. The magic mic. Okay. Now, I do remember we did keep an eye on things, and Julian, unfortunately, got one fewer question correct than the other two. So Julian, you go ahead and take a seat. Here we go, baby.

Now we are moving on to sudden death. Hit that sudden death music. Woo! I do my own sound effects on this fucking kill. I like how it. That was very properly timed, by the way. I am going to try to sabotage them. There we go.

No, don't worry. Do you the worst. Here's the Cog, cock, cock, cock, and the fun of my hand. And the fun of it's just It's hot. Well, but it's easy to know porn over the back of your hand

because you just, you... Is that how you drink off? Yeah, sometimes. It's okay. I got a tight shower. I got to switch it up. I know J for years. I've always wondered.

All right. Listen, if you want to learn more about switching things up, go to www. www.jackinworld.com. You're home for all of the masturbation techniques. Hey. Not a sponsor. just locked in my brain because that's how I learned.

Just saved on my patrons. Anyway, here's the sudden death works, folks. Kazim and Rosie are each going to get a chance to guess we're going to do like true or false choice questions like that.

Now, it's the first person to get two questions correct. However, if one of them gets a question wrong, Julian gets to stand up and join back into the game. Okay. So Julian could be sabotaging. We're going to start off with, I mean, they both have the same amount of questions, correct? Yeah.

Let's take to the audience. Who do you guys want to see go first? Rosie or Kazim? Who did you? Ozzy! I heard Kazim first. We're going to start off with you, Kizzy. Okay, question.

This is just true. I don't know why I'm nervous right now. So you're going to ask a question, and I'm just going to say whether it's true or false. Sometimes. Sometimes. Not always. Sometimes it'll be a real. We'll figure it out.

We'll figure it out. We'll figure it. out guys you'll figure it out we'll do it live okay are you ready Tyler yes hit that sudden death music Kizine okay true or false shit I'm gonna call it now it's not not trying to the top trending search term in Egypt in 23 was hijab milf false that is correct Everyone's disappointed.

Everyone wanted to meet the job, no. You guys gotta read more. How about that? The job is in, baby. Exactly. These jobs are everywhere in Egypt. Why they got a search out porn? It's right there.

The top training search term in Egypt in 23 is actually blind dates, blind dates. Is that an actual blind lady or other? I think it's one with the full face covering. And Nikob, I think that's what they're called. Not for this crowd. Okay. Rosie.

In 2023, which Keanu Reeves' character was his most searched for porn parody character? Neo or John Wick? True question. It's a fucking John Wick. It is fucking John Wick.

That is correct. All right. I'm gonna eat it. All right. Kizim, if you get this question right, then it's gonna be tight between you two. If you get this question wrong, Julie gets a chance to tag in. And it'll be loose between us three. Now you can't join the game.

Now I have to get this right. I don't want to be here anymore. Which green fictional character are foreign-hub viewers more likely to search for in 2024? Gumbit. Trek or the Hulk? Or the Hulk. It's the Hulk. It's the Hulk.

Shrek. That is correct. Then it's Shrek. Fuck! You got to know that people are more weird than you are. That's how he's out. What's more weird?

I'm pretty sure it's track. Rosie. I don't know. Muscles. Rosie. I don't know. I'm guessing. Shut up.

Read your boat. Rosie has to get this question correct. Rose. You are out of the game because he wins. Bejabunk bitch. Are you ready? Yeah, I'm good one.

I'll be there. Rosie. Get this right, because then I got to come back. In 2023, which search term was more likely to be searched for in Oklahoma than any other state? Ass eating or sex dick? Is that? Is that. Incorrect.

It is sex tick. I want... Thank you. Thanks for your senior, everybody. Thank you. I want to thank the fans. I want to thank the freaks. What is nonsense?

I want to thank all the LG BTQ. What am I missing? All the other letters. I want to thank them. No, I, there we go. LG, fuck, brother. God damn it. I want to thank.

Right on to be very homophobic. I try not to. It's so important. I try. Listen, I want to thank the fans. I want to thank the freaks. I want to thank the L. It's weird that you say freaks first and LGBT.

No, no, because I'm separated. Move, let's see, cut this out of the video when we... I'm not footage. I'm sort of the white people. I mean, how many piracies in here about this? Did I read the whole thing or did I just win that thing? Oh, never mind. I'll wait. I'll wait to do my thank you to you to win this. Tyler still has to tabulate all the points, what she's doing right now.

Thank you for all the freaks, all the monsters, the LGBT, it's a movie. I didn't mean it like that. I did not mean it like that. All the flingenside. All those making's fun, monsters. All sketching their genders. Okay. You're trying to use our bathrooms.

What's going on? LGBT Lake Monsters Goblins. Got guidelines. They're in the bathrooms. I don't let them there. All right. Folks, um... They snow, buddy.

It's a shoot. And she's... We've had a great time being here with you guys. This is been a real pleasure. Thank you one more time for everyone. I had a lot of fun. Tyler's in the Maldian discourse,

and we want you guys to see us again wherever you might see the show. We go down to San Diego a lot. We're in L.A. monthly, the Comedy Store. We are online. But in order for you to do that, you know, we've said a lot of fun to have stuff tonight. We'll make sure you get out of here on a nice note.

So we're going to cleanse your palates with a little palate cleanser chri. We give you a hat to our comics. I forgot it with the shit. We're gonna pass our comics to prepare one clean joke for the very end of the show. Fuck. Two completely forgotten about this.

Which is great good for the thing for the crowd. I totally forgot. I generally thought I won the whole thing. I was like, yo, I have the porn shit? Why? I won, baby. It's okay. This is not count for your points. Don't worry.

We're gonna start off. Just yourself to see. The clean joke from cuisine. you and keep it on for a disease. Makes me for me. All right. Born and raised in Houston, Texas. Parents are from Nigeria.

I'm very proud to be Nigeria. I tell my parents all the time that I'm proud to be Nigerian. And then like, four years ago, we all went to Nigeria. And I was like, yeah, I just want to be black now. No thought I'm like. Oh, my God. Where are we? You know what I mean? Like something about Nigeria,

you hop off that thing. Like, yo, dad, I'm Nigerian, but not like this. This is not... We're in the airport. Why is there a ghost right here? Like, right in my space. Right? Things are different in Nigeria.

Richest country in Africa, by the way. We have all money on oil money. Right? The problem is that when you go to the grocery store, all the meats that you buy still alive. Like, you have to kill the wrong chickens in Nigeria. My cousin, chicken chicken, chicken slammed it on the table, one knife, one chop, head off.

Blood is everywhere. I'm losing my mind. I think I just joined a cartel. I don't know what's going on here. Now, I swear by this, that chicken was delicious. I don't know, man. For some reason now, I only want chicken that was raising, like, developing nations.

Like, I want that struggle chicken. I want to relate to my dad. I don't want that American chicken, lazy Kansas. I want my chicken that's like, bring through some struggle. Bullet hole in the thigh, thug, like, just teddy one of the past. All right. Hi, I'm Kazan. Yes, Suzy.

Yay, everyone. Right now, we're coming on to go Julian Fernandez. This is for Julian. Lime previously mentioned, I am part of the queer community, specifically, I am non-binary. Hold your applause, thank you.

It's gender neutral, if you don't know what that is. It's fine, you know, I struggle with a lot. It's very difficult to be seen and accepted as gender neutral when you sound like you ate James Earl Jones. I'm walking into food place tonight and just be like I'm looking to my son

I'm not keen you know what I mean just blow the minds and make towels employees I didn't know some younger faces

in the back that we're laughing at that reference I got you one day I'm looking at my kids I'm gonna be like everything the light touches

is gender fluid anyway and had this voice for a long time. I'm pretty sure I came out sounding like this. Like my parents didn't wake up to a baby crying. Just someone in the house going, wha-

Bitch, I said, Whiz. Progressive baby, I don't know if that's clean anymore. I've heard it not because they said bitch a couple times. All I did there, thank you guys so much. Julian, who are you? Yeah. I'm supposed to talk with a clean host and joke from Rosie Rosenberg.

I have two stepkids. They're disgusting. They're the grossest people I've ever lived with, and I used to live with rodents who sat in their own poop all day. My kids are so gross. My stepson, I brought him to a Dodgers game, and I bought him nachos, and he proceeded to eat those nachos

by taking a chip out of the bucket, licking the cheese off the nacho and then putting the chip back in the bucket. I ate 17 of those nachos before I realized what he was doing. Seeing a little boy last week, my wife was like, Liam, that's his name, she goes, Liam, you have skin marks in your underwear,

and he was like, that's weird because I bothered to wipe today. Yes. bothered and don't like me I got there when that kid was fine that was OG dad's responsibility I didn't walk in who knows how to wipe their bum mom

no that was James's fault and then recently Liam told us he goes I've decided that I am going from now on I'm going to shower every night but only use soap

once a week and the father in me was like that's disgusting but the Jew in me was like nice we're gonna save money where it goes that's not even Jewish that's named Liam Gabbigan

and he's Jewing at like an 80 year old level that is rabbi level Jewry right there really good and the myself My stepdaughter is 14 and pure evil. I don't know if anyone has teenage girls. They're the worst people.

My stepdaughter will greet me in the morning. I'll walk into the kitchen and she'll go, oh, you look fatter today and then she'll walk out. The other day I drove her to school and she, I turned on the radio and she put in headphones. That's how level of root. Like, we don't need soldiers right now. We could just get an army of four.

of 14 year old girls just an army of girls named Madison to send them to Iran and be like oh that's your gun and they would just cry and walk away

okay that was mine that's why they did a lot of words Rosen Rosenbrane okay to give out some prizes Tyler, let's tell all these cars what they want! Help you, that's for you, I thought out of the second place.

It's Jamie Roso! Come! You see, beautiful? It's true for competing guys a copy. I'll get out of cancellation, or you guys can slip there wherever you want to. Yay! Thank you so much. You guys been an incredible audience.