WRONG! A Fucked Up Game Show - ELECTION WEEK PORN SEARCH (ft. Ashley Amber, Bob Hansen, Mikey Perry)

Episode Date: December 1, 2024

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Hello folks. Welcome to another episode of Wrong, a fucked up game show podcast edition. I'm your host Jay Light. And I've got a great episode for you guys today. This is our most recent episode from San Diego at the mic drop. Our last show there of the year. But don't worry, we got more live shows coming up this year. This one features Ashley Amber, Bob Hanson, and Mikey Perry in a real knockdown, drag-out, all-out brawl. If you like the show, the best. The best way to come to support us is to see the show live. We've got two more shows this year live, one at the Comedy Store in Los Angeles on December 7th, 1145 p.m. We've also got New York City back at Caviott on December 18th at 9.30 p.m. Lineups for those shows both just dropped. We got ticket links available in the show notes, so go buy some tickets. If you'll want to support the show, help offset our production costs. You can also do that at our coffee link, which is in the show notes.

And that's about it. And we'll see you guys soon. But for now, let's get wrong. Yeah, man. Very excited to all here. Has anyone seen this show before? Has anyone been here before? No.

Fresh meat. I love it. Here is the deal. Welcome to the game show wrong. We are a fucked up game show. You like games? Yes! You like when things are fucked up? No. She likes what things are fucked up, everybody.

Yeah. So do we. Good news. Who likes the games shows? Makes always you like game shows. Now, on most games shows, you want people to do things right. Not here. Exactly. We want people to do things. Fucked up. Almost. It was pretty good. That was pretty good. It's not exactly what I was looking for, but I'll take it. I'm gonna try you out.

We want people to do things. I love it. There we go. I like you two a lot, by the way. What are your names? I'm Chris. Chris? Chris and Christina.

Whoa! Now that's a little fucked up to start up with. Tyler, give Chris and Christina some points. For sure, they will be potentially earning some prizes. They have earned some choices. Because here's the deal, everybody. We are here to celebrate what things are wrong. We have our comics here, some of the funniest comics in the city,

who are here to tell you. you fuck-up jokes. We're going to put them in some fucked-up situations. All right? We've looked at all of their social media. We've done deep dives on their pasts. We have questions. We're going to get some answers. But it's all going to be in good fun. We're all going to have a great time going to some weird fucked up places. So you guys are ready to get wrong with us tonight. Now audience members do have a chance to earn prizes like Chris and Christina seem like they're on their way to doing. doing. To start off, to make sure we get everybody gets in the right spirit of the show, we're going to play our first game. In an audience game, this is called Worst Week.

Fucking thing sucks! Yeah, look at that. I got a picture of me. What you have? I'm wearing that same suit right now. That's right. We asked you guys, we had you guys fill out some cards that's on your tables to tell us why you had some fucked up weeks and five words or less. We had two that we are most concerned, most interesting to find out who they are. The first one is

for Kate. Where's Kate? C-I-T-I-T-K. Okay, Kate, right there. Everybody makes a noise for Kate. That's an noise for Kate. I should have done this way. I'm going to the long way around. I'm locked in. Kate, and five words or less

your week was fucked up. Sardines not having enough sex. I know. I'm very confused. Okay, so what's up with a sardine? And there's not enough sardines out there. And so, there's a huge fishery for them here in California. Fun facts. Fun facts.

You know about the sardines? I saw a finger of recognition from that gentleman. Do you like the sardines? There we go. We love sardines. The sardines are not having enough sex. You found this out this week. They're not coming back fast enough.

And they're not coming fast enough either. I'll tell you what. Kate, come on. Let's get you up on stage real quick, Kay. Kate, come on up. Makes a nice for Kay. She wants to fish the fuck more. Go ahead and take a seat on one of those schools on the stage right there for you.

Our other contestant in the worst week is Jill. Jill, where are you at, Jill? Jill, you're right here in the front row. Oh, that's super fucking convenient. Okay, Jill, in five weeks or last, Jill's week was fucked up because too much sand. I hate to ask, but where was the sand? Utah. And Mohave, Utah.

Okay. But where did the sand go? I don't know. I don't. It seems like you also did not benefit from there being too much sands. You weren't even there, but you still dealt with them too much sands. It's such a shame. Jill, how do you feel now?

Have you gotten the sand out? More or less. You're going to be feeling sand. You're both going to be feeling sand for months. Crazy. All time. Jill, let's get Jill on stage right in your next day. right in next decade. Come on up next to a cake.

Go to Jill, everybody. It's big a platform. Clapboard starts killing sand people like the inside of Skywalker. We got sandy holes, we got sexless fish. It's a real dynamic duo of problems on the stage today. Who do we think at the most fucked up week audience?

Do we think it was Jill? People are like, she dealt with sand. Good for her. Tyler. I don't think you don't understand. What? The sand is in all the holes. Say, Tyler, do you want sand

in all of your holes? I mean, you don't know me that well, Jed. Everybody booed Tyler for his cheekiness. I don't like this. Oh, fuck you. Or do you think that Kate had the more fucked up week. Don't worry, you both get prizes. Tyler,

tell what they won. All right. So we have, wait, Caden, what's here for him? Gain and Jill. Jill, sorry. Jill, San Jell. Jill. You did not win, so you got this. book that we found at a goodwill earlier today. It's so you want to open a proper child care is a good option for you. You do need to say you put a sandbox together with all the sand that's

coming out of your snacks. Congratulations to Jill and Kate. And Kate, you won this. A clodders item. It's Kiz Bob won. We found it at the same goodwill. Make some noise for these two, everybody. This is good. And yeah, you guys can have that too, so thank you so much. We've got one more audience prize, too. This is good news. I feel like Chris and Christina are on the right track, and some audience prizes later on.

We're going to keep a close eye on you, too. I like that. Well, let's go ahead and bring on our contestants. It's time to figure out who is fucked up. We are going to get fucked up with a game called Let's Get Fooked Up. It's almost brand new. Well, now you get a chance to. Can you imagine being like, I'm going to open a profitable child care center?

What kind of catastrophe must have befallen you where you're like, oh, I cannot open a child care center anymore? They found what's going on in my hard drives. I can't get in there. How do you get that idea to open the child care center? I had sand in my holes. You know, I did a check. Guys, we have contestants here.

We have some of the finest comedians in the city, like I said. They are here to prove to you who can be the most fucked up comedian. We have asked them to tell some of their most fucked up jokes. We don't know what that means. It could be dark, could be dirty. It's definitely going to be fucked up. You guys ready to get? Clotho.

Yes. Chris and Christina, more points for Chris and Christina. They're going to go back. They're going to go back. We're going to bring on our first contestant. So you guys all get to know our contestants and what they think is fucked up. First contestant. is, unfortunately, a grown-ass man named Mikey.

This one is for Mikey Perry, everybody. Fuck all you. My name is... I know everybody knows a Mikey that's grown. Okay, I'm not the only one. Sardines are not having sex, people. Let's think about what's important. Mikey, uh, Filipino. Any Filipinos here?

Are you Filipino for real? Yeah. Well, just, well, then, hey, we're gonna make it through this. I'm Filipino, but there's a lot of white people here. White people actually accept me more than Filipinos because they just think I'm the little girl from rush hour. So, we'll get along. They're like, oh shit, that's sue you.

I was actually confused about what race I was growing up because my mom would always say that we're a Filipino, right? Of course. But the kids in school would always call me the little Chinese. cool. Yeah, very confusing. One time I had my Nike stolen at school, my friend came out to me super serious. He's like, bro, what's wrong? Can't you just go

home and make new ones? I was like, bitch? No, I cannot, okay? I was never a shoe factory labor child. I tried. They don't hire Filipino kids. It's fucked up. We ended up having to be prostitial. Right, tell them. Tell them about our

child. We had the same pimp. I didn't want to call her out. But you guys don't seem like, you believe me, so I had to bring you a him, I'm sorry. Is this your, is this your husband? Oh, is one. Of course he is. I'm like, this white guy, know the whiter guy. The whiter one. Okay. You know what my favorite thing is about being Asian though when I'm texting people and I'm using emojis I don't have to change the skin tone you guys don't know that one less step while texting is what we gave ourselves when we're making the phones

I smoke weed obviously anybody smoke weed here I like I like smoking weed I just I just I just can't eat it I'm not a edible person. Anybody, who out of the, out of the wills, that was weird. Who does edibles? Yeah, dog. It's crazy.

They're crazy like it. But you see how he can't make noises because there's something wrong with his brain? Because the edibles fuck you up. You ever take a bunch of edwoolens and have to get onto an elevator? Yeah, you feel like, he said, yep, I do. That is my shit.

Actually. I fuck that. Your face starts sweating a little bit, your hand starts shaking, you're like, oh shit, this is a lot. So you try to take a step back, regain yourself, but it's not working, right? So you try to grab your friend's hand, but he doesn't want to hold your hand because he's not scared. Right? And you finally hear the ding, and the door opens up slowly, you look through and you realize you never even got onto the elevator yet.

Oh, sure. That's why I quit elevators. I don't know where elevator. I, uh, I, uh, I, uh, I don't want to get. has been together. You too. 12 years? 12 years? Congratulations. Give it up for 12 years. But that also, that's not, that's not forever. So I'm sure you guys both met plenty of exes. In the past we've all had, they'll be deal, right? Real quick, just me and you. Don't even

hear her. Me and you. Real quick, in your head. Picture your favorite ex. In your head. Stop it, she's not even here right now. Is it? Okay, you got her? Okay. He said yeah. Blimed twice when she was black. I just want to know if you switch up, flavor. Just let you know, eyes wide open. Not funny.

I have a favorite. The reason why she's my favorite is because she taught me how to be open-minded. Nothing weird. Everybody thinks I'm weird because I have a favorite. She taught me how to be open-minded. I was very close-minded person coming up, right? Like, she was the only girlfriend I ever had to initiate having a threesome. So boom, right their favorite.

Look, I didn't even like it. Wasn't for me. Don't like it when there's a lot of shit going on. Especially in that situation. And then there was a small moment where I felt like there was too much focus on me from the other guy.

John, I said I didn't like it. He was bigger to me so it made me a comfortable one. Okay. I just have a pet people where I don't like to be blitz in situations. where I feel like I can't defend myself and I'm butt naked at this time.

Anybody else have that pet pee? Worst part was it kept trying to call me Sue Young. I was like, go ahead. All right, thank you guys so much. I need to Mikey Perry. Thank you. Mikey Perry, everybody. By the way, before we go to the next comic,

I do just want to point out, this is, I usually do the show at like 10 o'clock p.m. on Saturday nights. And this is the first time we've ever done it at 7.30 on a Friday. And you guys are a great crowd, but the energy shift is noticeable. There's not people actively eating dinner during the show, usually. But I love that you guys, you guys are in for it. You guys are ready to get fucked up. I can tell.

You guys are ready to get fucked up. I believe in, yeah. I believe in all of you guys. Well, let's keep getting fucked up. Are we keep getting fucked up? All right, your next comment, your next contestant. Used to be a fire eater who lived in a shed. Jay, that sounds like a...

above surface SpongeBob Squarepants. Oh, I guess? I mean, we could, you want to sing a little bit, Tyler? Oh, yeah, of course, Jay. I love to. Oh, who's a pro fire eater, who lived in a shed. Ashley Amber! Thanks for Ashley Ever, everybody!

Yes, we have! Thank you guys so much for being so nice and welcoming. And thank you so much for being here. Good up for your results for being here. People bring up the fire dancing stuff because I did it for eight years professionally and then I accidentally lit a kind of fire one time. This is another stuff I could do, you know?

Now, this is such a fun show, so excited to do this, where the whole premise is that we're gonna say booked up stuff. So I, you know, I just wanna do a little PSA before I get started, you know, and we like to get up here and say a lot of wacky stuff, sometimes stuff that's kind of out of pocket. But I just wanna remind you guys,

we're here at a comedy show, right? We're here to have fun, we're here to laugh. And the one thing I don't want is I don't want anyone here being nerds tonight, okay? So what I need you guys to do is make some noise if you can be cool. Can you do that? Can we get cool?

Let me hear it. So, the main reason I think Hitler did nothing wrong. You got a hot start. No, I'm doing that. No, I'm doing that. No, my name's Ashley. I am trans. I just don't have the accent, because my parents didn't speak it in the house growing up.

I thought when I started taking the hormones, like my voice would just get hired automatically, that's not how it works, though. I actually have to, like, practice, like, training it with a vocal coach, and I don't know. I feel like I've already spent too much time training by the time. throw up for gay stuff, you know? Like I'm good. Like I put my 10,000 hours in. It's mastery. Like I'm chilling. I'm chilling. No, it's been good. Like I will say, everyone in my life has been really cool about things. Like, I told them my guy friends at first, I said, look guys, nothing has to change between us. Please just treat me like you would any other girl.

So they roofied me and I will go up for that. And that's great. That's great. I just feel really Included. I always like to address it atop and say something about, you know, I think everyone knows right away just by looking at me at this point. I don't think I'm quite there yet. I think at this point most people look at me and think like, I don't know, that one might just be like, vegan. I don't look so vegan until they look trans, I guess.

It's a direct pipeline to get there. It's going good. It's going good. But I've had to accept that there's some parts of my life that, like, you know, as I try and do more like a chick, because there's certain things we're almost going to feel like more bagatic. For example, I still get to feel very safe when I'm walking home alone late at night. Now, that's been very consistent for me. I mean, not to brag or anything. It does happen once in a while.

I didn't get harassed. Thank you very much. But for me, I still get to feel pretty safe because if a guy ever bothers me on night, I just hit him with this. I go home. Yeah, well, you fucking gay, bro? I get a little fucking fat over here, fellas, dude, let's fucking get him, dude. We got a homo on our hands, bro. Fucking Sepsin' me, bitch.

I'm fucking... I'm gonna have been in our reverse, you know? It's good. I'm just like, chill, chill, like, I'm not a queer, alright? That is... That is how it works. Guys are much more afraid of being gay than how with pepper spray. like pepper spray or something like for sure for sure like the rest of you ladies I wish

you could just tear out as if your person said and so I get back get back I'm touch you again don't it's it wet it's good it's good to be here in California you guys all live here right clapping few live here oh yeah it doesn't it feel great to be just better than everyone getting me that it's good to be I love being as a chance person because the state health care that I want to pay it for a bunch of surgeries for us which I think is great like I think everyone that wants plastic surgery should be able to have it you know except kids obviously unless they're ugly but they don't it's true for me because I want a lot of surgeries the only what I don't want is the whole like bottom surgery situation like the whole penis removal that seems like a big undertaking but I have considered it um just because I think it would open up my dating options more and I think about it like none of these pedophiles will date me now

But wait until they find out how old his pussy is. I mean, that's... What about depressed, dude? I'm gonna find Subboy Jared who get this money. I gotta get out of you. Thank you guys. This is, I mean, this is the kind of show you're in for. Multiple shows about having sex with children. In the middle, that's a 7.30 evening kind of an audience. Uh, Tyler, should we bring up our final contest?

Oh yeah, I'm ready for it. Let's bring up our final contestant. He is a comic who spent many years in New York. In New York, you know what they say? If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere. Well, he didn't make it there. And that's why he was here. Thanks much for Bob Hanson, everybody.

Batson. He said his sweet mother of Pearl, habits to Betsy, wrong, game show, light drop, comedy club, 8-8-7A, Claremont Mesa, Bull of L. ...1-17. New manager at the Arco Station next store, over the parking in Superior Court.

I parked by the Ship Club anyway, saying stuff, doing things, heart-loving, blood, blood, Go with a giggle juice, hogging the cover, spain in the sheets, pissing blood and bleeding piss, your goddamn champion. High up, next week. Yeah. Look at the crazy cat sipping a silly sauce, chugging a ha-ha drink. Anybody else use Google Maps when you don't need it just to hear someone else say, welcome home.

Right. You're feeling out, you wild barbarians. My goodness, putting the beers away. Good for you, folks, man. I like beer because I don't like to get drunk right away, but I do like peeing all of a lot. peeing a lot. That's my party right there, Daddy. If you had a conversation with the hot girl at the bar,

me and a high-fiving the old dude to urner. There we go. Tell me about the 70s or maybe in a pee party. That's what we're doing. I was urinating out of my penis before the show, like a man, like a real man. So men do it. Good old-fashioned red blood and American dick pisser.

I don't apologize. I don't care if it's 2024. Everyone's A-F is fuck. Not me, Daddy. I'm a bad. no apology. Make some noise if you're pissing out of your dick tonight. My father was a dick pisser. His father before him was a dick pisser.

I'm from a long line of dick pissers. The men's line, women's line is too long. Fuck yourself. Tip to deal. Try the waitress. Hang a walk to walk. Cold War Reaganomics. Airline food sucks. Where's the B-23 Skidoo? Better fact that I hope you kill people who's. I told them, I told them an hour ago.

They don't believe Bob. Nobody listens, people don't get it. Bob's not a name. Bob is a lifestyle, man. There's no baby Bob's for a reason. You start off as Rob, Robert Robbie, something has to go wrong. I got tattooed on my chest, I don't care.

I'm gonna fucking with you, why? I see that. Nobody listens to Baza. Crab, I have one tattoo. It's that one. Little antsy pants, little vinegar, little butterflies in the stomach. You get a little jittery. I've been taking these boner pills I bought off the internet.

I don't care who knows. How many societies, approval, or the FDAs? Stop trying to hold me down with your labels, Big Pharma. I get those arms uncrossed by the end of the Spokeet Karate Kix Day. I shouldn't even be doing this, man. I just had double hernia surgery, L.O.L. One wrong, one of these. getting a spleen in your medello.

These hips do lie. These hips lie so much, I named the right one of her and the left one of amber. Like a lot of you, I'm afraid of becoming my parents because they're dead. That's the worst thing about them, really. Sometimes, like, I don't want to turn into that someday.

I like to think, though, if they passed away, don't feel, I don't feel, I don't want to sympathy. by the way listen I got paid they haunt me everybody wins I don't want sympathy but it's I like to think though as like narcissistically like it happened a little earlier in life I would have fought crime they'd be a bobmobile it would be like an o three cavalier or something like a two door I wouldn't have a butler I have a maid they'll come over once a week to clean my one bedroom apartment What crime never takes a day off, I need you.

Well, never do I. I clean bathroom now. I don't understand. I'm glad you're treating yourselves on a Friday night. You know, treat yourselves. I treated myself last year bought two sex robots. Not what you think, all right?

I just sit in a corner and watch them fuck. I'm kind of a maniac by his one-sex robot. What's it supposed to do all day? I don't understand. I went to a gender reveal party, showed him a balls. Bad for balls. People poured balls, man.

People are always blaming balls for when they feel uncomfortable. I'd better go inside and freezing my balls off. And then you go inside, I'll crack a window as hot as balls in here. Well, wait the balls for everything, why don't you? Imagine how butt hurt your balls feel? One of them's like, no, I'm such a sad sack. I feel blue. And the other one's more grizzled, he's got more gray hair.

Like, I know what you mean left me. sometimes life just sucks us you guys are to cast the gen as I'm bud I'm sticking back up here Ashley Amber Mikey Perry you take this one there you go yeah keep it going for all your contestants everybody that's nice a little

we got another mic over here for Mikey that was I thought we were going to get a trifecta of pedophilia jokes but Bob just was a lonely man talking about that level of darkness and I appreciate that. Thank you. Make some noise for all of our contestants. That's great news and that's fucked up.

Tyler, how's everybody to do in the points? Wow, what around, Jay? I was thinking about who had the most fucked up set, but I really have to give it to the person that is contemplating, getting a new pussy to attract famous pedophiles. Ashley Amber, six hundred points from you. Ashley Amber! Josh says, this is the only person I know has his own name,

tattooed. That's a first. How long have you got that tattoo? Eight years. Wow. Why? Not making it in the work. I do.

To give it didn't work. I love all you guys. We're having a... How's everybody feeling going into our next game? I know this one's a little dicey. Yeah, scared. Yeah. What we do here, yeah. Our next game, for those of you don't know, this is one of our favorite games play here on.

This is a game called Entweetment. You're gonna be looking a lot back there. So what we have done, like I said, we looked through everybody's old social media posts. In this round, we are going to show our findings. We have found posts, tweets, Facebook statuses from all of our contestants tonight that they wrote years and years and years ago. We are going to show off some words that they said, blank out a few other ones. Their job is to guess what they actually said back in the day.

Now, how are you all feeling? It's pretty fucked up. Indifferent. Indifference, for sure. Surprised. I said, we found out about this today. Yeah. We, uh, you know, we like the element of surprise.

It adds sillier to it, Bob. Look, look, it was a different time. Okay, we had Xbox live. Okay, the culture was different, you know. And I've grown up, so I'd like to preemptively apologize. to just every community. I guess if you're going to be, I apologize to you, preemptively. Xbox Live was a wild era.

It's hard to imagine that we finally elected our first congressperson who has said a racial slur while playing Halo 2. It just happened now. I'm full circle. Now, don't you worry, we do have one of mine to start off with. I don't want you guys to feel on your heels. We're going to start off with one of mine.

I never know what it is beforehand. My researchers, my producers, always surprised me. Today they were... Oh, great. Okay. February 12th, 2020. I mean, okay. This...

They pulled up a lot of earlier ones for me that had no likes, no comments, no retweets. And this one just feels hurtful. This like the name... That's a long blank. That's a very long blank. Blank. Blank.

I have no idea what this could be. What are all the dots? Is that you thinking about it? Thanks. This wasn't a... This wasn't that long ago. No, this is a little less than four years ago. This is right before pandemic.

Oh my God, it is. Oh, my God. This is literally, yeah, this is probably a COVID. This might be a COVID-related. It's also A. It's also A. Blinken's birthday. We're going to be talking about A. Blankens' cock. This might be about Kobe because that happened around.

So Kobe's in the air. A. Blankens in the air. Love is in the air. Pandemics in the air. Love is in the air. Jay, is ever just doing their autism facts now? What's going on? Autism.

Well, it's not, this is an autism awareness month, though, Tyler. That drug would have worked better. All right. That joke wouldn't have worked at all, actually, as it turns out. You know what? Those guys want to go on the trains. All right, all right. All right, everybody blew up.

All right, everybody blew Tyler again. All right, well. Let's go ahead and find out our first option. Okay. Okay. Hey, but how is the cock? Dear Lord, these ladies better be quoting sex in the city or talking about the colonel's fried chicken.

Okay. I'm hoping that's not it, based on how unfunny that is, but based on the reaction, it could be. This could be it. Option two. You like my cock? Either this guy... Wait, no, sorry, hold on.

I said this wrong. This should be more porning. You like my cock. Either this guy's getting blown to the McDonald's drive-thru, or someone needs to teach him the proper way to order. McNuggets. There's a sleeper hit there. All right, final option.

You want cock? It's extra. Former Chipotle employee working at the gender reassignment letter. Ashley, does this track at all? Do we know? Yes, yes. I get that a lot of Chipotle. I think I know which one it is.

I'm hopeful. but let's see Mikey, Ashley, Bob, which one do you all think is the real tweet? I'm going to Chipotle. Chipotle, okay. Yeah, I also hope for your sake it's Chipotle I won because the other two sucks. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm going to go with the middle one. I don't remember exactly what it said, but I remember feeling strongly about it. It should be different, bro. It should be different. I like Mikey going out on the end. I see right through you.

I just fell strongly when I saw it. I feel, I do feel like it's the Chipotle one, because it's a pun, it's sort of wordplay-ish, that's my fucking vibe. Nailed it, knew it. And Ashley and Bob got some points. Makes the noise for these two. Doing it up. Yeah. Yeah.

Don't say that to Ashley. I don't know if the cop is extra. Especially now with inflation. whole leg on the head. I'll give you some inflation. Mikey, we've put it in a row. Mikey, we've got a post from you coming up next. Now, this is actually, the show's called it.

The frown's called in tweet, but we usually find tweets, but Mikey and Ashley both don't have a lot of Twitter stuff. Mikey has a Facebook post that we found. January 10th, 2012. Wow. This post got four likes and no comments. Blank the slut blank. Same pattern here.

This is good. Mikey, what was going out of this point in your way? 2012, I was just getting out of the military, actually. So, you're welcome. Happy belated veterans. This is a cult from a hero. I think you're allowed to be a misogynistic. served, you know? Like, I said equal exchange.

Well, what branch? What branch in the military? Marines, and I know you... Okay, that's good. No, that's good. If it was Air Force, you would not be a hero. You could not be allowed to be assigned us, but... The Marines on accident. The recruiter got me. Once you sign the contract, you're fucked.

You think you gotta go. Now, Mikey, we're going to show you your options. Two of them will be fake. One of them will be real. If you think you know the real one, don't say it until the very end. We're going to have Ash and Bob guests first. Let's see option one. Saw this cheek eating spaghetti in a tube top.

Who invited the slut to Oliver? Option two. Live by the slut, die by the slut. Mike the situation. Chapter 26, verse 52. That's, uh, people don't know. That's Jersey Shore. Timely.

Option three. Please tell your girlfriend to wipe the slut off her face. I like that Chris has been making straight eye contact with me this entire round, by the way. Doesn't even need to look at the... Before I throw to Ashley and Bob, do you have an inkling of which one's the real one? Number two.

Okay, thanks. It's number two. I like that one. That's the... Jersey Shore. Jersey Shore one. Yeah, Mike the situation. Fucking Jersey Shore. Jim Tan Laundry. Ashley, Bob, which one do you all things? the real tweet?

I'm doing Olive Garden. All of Garden. Okay. All of Guard is a strong choice, I think, that one's got a good pot from the audience. Yeah, maybe it's wishful thinking, but I don't know, some sluggins be getting on a chest of the tube top. I love that idea. I hope that's the one.

So I'm going to pick that one. Okay. Yeah. Mike, which one do you think is a real tweet? Real post? I have no fucking... Who? More likes, though.

That's pretty good for any of these. But you verify the situation one though You were like, no, that's real for sure. I know that. I just didn't. I know who Mike the situation was, but I didn't know his quotes. Like I know he says t-shirt first before, what was it again? You sure you know that?

No grenades, t-shirt first. What's your guess? Come on. Yeah, what do you got? What do you got? I don't know. This one. This one? Yeah. Wipe his blood off the face. That's a good one too. The one they got the worst reaction from the crowd. You're going out on a limb on that one. I think that I posted like a little wane lyric.

I can see that because that was cool back then. Yeah. Let's see if this is the real tweet. It is the real punch. points in my words. That's not fair. Can one of our worst one? Can one of our producers

find out if this is a Lil Wayne lyric or if Mikey just said some out-of-pocket shit on Facebook? Please. Look, the other two, I was a comedian in 2012, so other two, way too funny. Are you guys? This is Marine Mikey right here.

That's good. I was a robot. I was fucking, you know what I mean? Tell your girlfriend to wipe that slut off her face. This is right after Obama. I remember this. This is during Obama.

This is 2012. What was Obama? What was Obama? 0812. They got reelected. This is right after his hair turned white. Remember? This is this tan suit Obama era?

I think it might be, yeah. All right. Let's go ahead and move on to Ashley. Ashley, we found a also found a Facebook posts from yours. Okay, cool. Yeah, yeah. All right, cool, yeah. You posted this on

420, 2013. Oh, I'm sorry. Two, like, seven comments. I'm sure. If anyone wants blank, call me right now, no joke. Okay. Any...

I know... I know you were... You were doing some fire dancing. You were living in a shed. What else was happening at this? Do you remember anything about this era of your life? I mean, I don't want to give it away, but I've never had anything to offer anybody, so I don't know. It's a little suss, you know?

It was 420. It's different. There's a lot of engagement in the comments. People wanted whatever you had. You had buyers. The hardcore alcoholic, I was killing, like, half a handle of vodka every day. So, again, I was being very... selfish. I had nothing to get away to anybody,

so I doubt it. Well, let's find out. Let's find out. If you think you know the real one, we see it, don't say it. Mike and Bob, we'll get a chance to guess first. Option one. If anyone wants, 44 Bonin bread and chicken wings. Call me right now. No joke.

Okay, good one. Option two. If anyone wants, $100 to drive my aunts remains to Flagstaff. Call me right now, no joke. Option 3. If anyone wants

to reminisce about life before the towers fell. Call me right now, no joke. It's his one. And it's fucked up. It's fucked up. Chris turned around. He had to verify that. Mikey, Bob, which one do you all think

is the real post? Towers. Towers. Yeah, Towers. Hands down, towers down. You both think? Towers for sure. All right, that's two for the towers.

Wait, so I get to guess. Yeah, Ashley, you get to guess. First of all, I gotta say, I love this show. That's such a good idea. And if I know it, I can say it, right? Yeah. Okay, it's the chicken wines. It's the 44-bonnet running chicken wings.

Yeah, dude. Yeah, we saw a lot of posts, like, in this sort of vein around this time. Were you working at, like, a Pizza Hut, Taco Bell? Yeah. I worked out a pizza. Pizza Hut. It was like deep fried pizzas and all sorts of weird shit and I would give to my friends. So somebody would like order a ridiculous amount of stupid shit and I'd not pick it up and I would be like, someone come through to pick up 44 or anything.

Yes, of course. I love what this says about how what we invite you think of Ashley's character. I'm so confident about the towers. I still think that it's the tower. You're not convinced. Forty-four is way too specific. specifically. Too many.

I think it's the most you can order from a wing straight out once. The maximum of the wings. What do you order by 11? Order nine of 11 wings. They don't pay me to think

I just five. I just voted. Jake, yes. I have a little Wayne update. Oh yeah. It's a little way to update. I can't.

Keep that sick in my lap like my dick dog. Shit make me bust a nut in your face. Tell your girlfriend, bitch, wipe the slut off your face. That's it! You know what? I think we gotta get Mikey some points for calling that it was a fucking little wingman. That's good. I know.

I'm shocked. That's never happened on the show before. This shows a fucking bucket of miracles. All right, Bob Hanson, you ready? The only other person on the show besides me with an active Twitter presence. You've been tweeting since 2010, and you haven't deleted anything. Sweets are dangerous. This one is from Mark 28, 2011.

No links, no comments, no retweet. This is New York kids. And don't get much gayer than blank. It don't get much gayer than blank. Yeah, Bob, this is where you were in New York. of York at this time? Not yet. Not yet. Okay. So you're just here. It's right. Gotcha. I just here doing the same thing in the same spot. All right. That way was the county panel. It was a Greek restaurant, not Mike Trow.

That's right. There you go. Look at that. Comedy lore. Yeah. Boom. This is a real, I want to do real mad of you. I just want you to know that. It's not right. Now Bob is going to wait until the very end. We got three options, Bob. One of them is real. Two of them are fake. Mikey and Ashley get a chance to guess first. Option one. It don't get much gayer than. Two dudes fucking. Unless of course you got

three dudes fucking. Option two. It don't get much gayer than Jesus Christ living with 12 dudes and coming back from the dead to show them his holes. This is March, so this is Easter season, so it's on the brine.

I can see why. I'm being. Option three, it don't get much gayer than a positive HIV test. Congrats! Good, that's also very good. Scientifically speaking, I respect that. Ashley, Mikey, which one do y'all thinks of real tweet? There's no way it's this one.

I don't feel like you guys would do this to him. It's got to be... I mean, I think the first one is very... as a Bob Joe. You have people liking the first one. You got people like in the first after that. The first one. They're hoping for the first one.

I'm hoping for the first one too. It's so good. I love it so much. It warms my heart. I want it to be the first one, so I'm going first one. We got two going for the week. Does the audience, are they united?

Do they feel like it's the first one? Yeah. Are you going to go along with everybody? It's like the first one. Yeah. At the points. Especially and including. Bob Hansen. And that's a tweetman, everybody. Next noise for all of our content.

I'm gonna rock and we're rolling. It is gayer. That's the kind of the law of gay. It's like you just get exponential. The more dudes fucking, the gayer it is. Exponentially is the word that I wanted to use. They didn't have the formatting at the time to do the little upper... No, you're only like a hundred and twelve straight characters. That's good. Okay guys, we're gonna bring our next game This is a game called Shave the Cat.

You might have heard of a book called Save the Cat. This is a book about screenwriting, how to make good movies. This is a game called Shave the Cat. We're asking our comics to ruin movies. We're going to take beloved franchises, and they are going to pitch to you guys, like you're all a bunch of Hollywood executives, ready to have franchises ruined.

So we're going to show some movies in honor of it being recently Veterans Day. are all war movies and they're going to have to pitch something that will ruin the movie. It could be a bad sequel. It could be a bad reboot. It could be the cartoon version of the movie. Anything that will forever ruin your

association with this movie. Each of them want have 15 seconds on the clock to do it once we get going. Are you all ready to ruin some fucking movies? All right. We're going to start off with a classic Saving Private Ryan. Have all of you seen Saving Private Ryan? No.

Would you like any information on what saving private Ryan is about before we go into the round about? Absolutely not. No. Ashley's good. Bob, you're set? Tom Hanks saves some people, right? As a matter of fact, there's one specific guy who he saves. Very specific guy. One guy.

Mikey, we're going to start off with you because you're the only person who knows this movie. So take your stance up here. Come on up. We're going to be. put 15 seconds on the clock for you, Mikey. And your time to ruin saving Private Ryan starts now. Okay, so look, it's a movie, right? And it's a guy that is

missing, but he has a bunch of brothers they're dead. Okay? Now Tom Hanks needs the fast and furious guy to help him. His name is Van Diesel. And that's time. Then 15 seconds goes by fast.

We got too many franchises. I can't go in a row. I don't know for 17 more minutes. Actually, you think you're ready to ruin saving private Ryan? Why not? Actually... It's the same movie? It's the same movie.

It's the same movie. Oh, shit. All right. Get up there. Get yourself ready to ruin saving private Ryan. You're okay. Your time starts now. All right.

It's saving private Ryan, but it's in reverse and all the German safe Hitler from the bunker. He makes it out and he takes over the world. He actually does a really good job, you know? It's just really tough, but things actually start going well. But he has a real good job. I'm all the juice. I'm gonna juice die out, but that's okay.

Sex time, next time. That's good. That's fucking up that movie, for sure. Ruin it. You ruined it. I tried to ruin it. This is bad. All right, Bob, you ready?

Sure. Your time starts now. All right, Tom Hanks is on an island and he's alone and he's sad and there's a volleyball. He doesn't know shit about it, but there's gunfire on the island. People are getting shot,

he's getting shot at a biovolcano. He's very sad, and then he looks at Private Ryan and he says, Take a time for your jibbogetta. That's time. That's fucking great. Make some noise for all those three on that. That's an improvement.

It's a better movie. I felt like I was at a disadvantage that I knew the movie. You don't remember Ben Diesel? He was a sniper. Oh yeah. He isn't in that movie. I thought you were just like,

I'm just going to bring Ben Diesel into it. Yeah. Don't even. I'm gonna worry about it. Something good on. Let's go and move on to our next movie. This is a wonderful classic. Top Gun.

Top Gun. Oh, wait, no, sorry. It's Inglious bastards. Top Guns last. Who goes? We'll get there. Don't you worry? Inglorious bastards.

Who has not seen the glorious bastards? Do you know not seen in glorious bastards? No one. It's a long time. Long time. Okay. Anyone here not seen in glorious bastards? Do you a little fresh record?

We'll do a little refresh. pressure course. This is a movie where Brad Pitt and a rag-tag team of the hottest Jews you've ever seen try to kill Hitler. That's what the whole movie's about. Jay, I can't wait to hear Ashley's take on this one. As a matter of fact, let's start with Ashley Amber. Ashley, you have 15 seconds to ruin Inglorious Bastards. All right, okay, cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Time starts now. Yeah, so all the guys in Glorious Bastards, they get over there and they meet all the Nazis and they're like, oh, what, you guys aren't so bad?

That's actually pretty cool. We're going to find with the American generals, and we're going to call us to get us into their head, just to be like, oh, you're on our side now. And that's time. It's pretty good. No, it wasn't, man. Come on. It's okay.

Bob, you ready to ruin the glorious bastards? Bob Hanson, everybody. Your time starts now. Okay, Brad Pittson and Walker, too. They think he's dead if he's frozen nights for 70 years, and he wakes up, and he's part of a team of heroes. and Samuel Jackson says the Sith can't be absolute. And they gave volleyball with Tom Cruise.

The Tom Cruise looks right at Samuel Jackson, and he says, show me the money. Ah, and that's time. And that was actually good. That was good. Mikey, you ready to ruin the Glorious Basters? For sure, yeah, yeah. Perfect.

So your time starts now. All right, Brad Pitt, Tom hangs on an island, right? They're honest, who they have a bullet back. They get stuck. Hitler's there. He's saying Hitler. Hitler, because he happened to be on island too. Hitler, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

And that's time! I would say, actually, Hitler, I don't know, I don't give a fuck. It would be a good tagline for the ruined version that learned his bastards. All right, now we're moving on to our final movie franchise that these three are going to ruin. As I already spoiled, it is Top Gun. Oh, boy. Your time is ready, miss. We're ready to ruin Top Gun. Do you like Top Gun?

I'm indifferent. We're going to push you over the edge to pure hatred with this round. Let's go ahead and start up with Bob Hansen. Bob Hansen's going to run Top Gun. Your time starts now. All right, Val Chilmer has cancer and it's sad. And as they're playing gay volleyball in the universe

of the inglorious bastards, what happens is they find out that the people flying above aren't Russians, they're aliens, and they got blue skin, and one of them shows their boobies. And everyone has a great time. The next time! I like that you ruined the movie by ending with singing, everybody has a great time. Mikey Perry, you ready to ruin Top Gun?

Top Gun? I have never seen Top Gun. It's Tom Cruise, Flying Jets, playing Topless Beach Volleyball, and Breaking the Rules. Okay, cool. Time starts now. Top Gun. So basically, we're going to have Tom Cruise. he's going to have a bunch of friends. They're not going to wear much clothes.

But you're going to be okay with it because he's going to be flying jets. Now, they didn't get the best jet flyers, but these guys... And they don't wear clothes. Time. This is really... Yeah, that's actually pretty close

to what the movie is. Are you sure you haven't seen Top Gun? Not this version. Ashley Amber, you ready to ruin Top Gun? I'm ready. I can't wait to see how Hitler figures into this. Your time starts now. Okay, you want it to be watchable.

We want people to see it. You need to do what people on TikTok are watching, which is reaction videos. What we're going to do for Top Gun is it's the same exact movie, except we're going to have a reaction from a bunch of gay guys that are slowly edging themselves the entire movie. Every time there's a hot volleyball scene show,

so I'm going to go, uh-uh, and then they'll comment. That's time. Oh my God. Wow. Yeah, let's get a round of applause for all the ones. The only one I watch, brother. And that was Shamed a cat. Everybody's doing pretty solid on this fucking game.

Yes. Me, meow. But Tyler has been keeping track of the scores about funny how fucked up everybody's being. Tyler, how is everybody doing so far? Well, it's been very good, very close. Bob to the lead with 1,400 points. Now she's been close behind with 1,300.

And Mikey, with a lot of 100 points, Jeff. All right. It's anybody's game. It's anybody's game, and especially this is our last game, last chance for y'all to get some points. This is a classic. We've been doing the show here at Mike drop for almost a year. We're mostly based in LA.

The last time, the very first show we did here, we did this game. We're bringing it back. This is a game we call The Weakest Game. You all the weakest link. Goodbye. I was familiar with The Weakest Link. Anybody watch The Weekest Link, the show The Country British Lady? Yeah, you remember. You're nodding.

You know this lady. It's a show with a very angry British woman who's doing trivia, and she's making people feel stupid. And that's what we're here. But it's not just regular trivia questions tonight. We're asking trivia questions that we found from Pornhub Insights. porn-based trivia questions. We're asking about people's search

history, we're asking about people's sexual proclivities, and almost all of the questions that we found today, thank God for Pornhub. They dropped what everybody was searching for during election week. So we got some hot, fresh data on what was going on as everybody was waiting for the

election results to roll in and beforehand. Everybody here, we're going to start off, we've got two rounds. The first round is a little more rapid fire. Everybody's going to stand. And we're going to ask you all questions down the line one by one. Whoever gets the most questions correctly is going to stay on until the sudden death round. Whoever gets the least amount of questions is the weakest kink. And we will say goodbye.

They'll have to take a seat. So Mike, you're in last place currently. This is your chance. You really got to pull it together in this round. There's no way I'm beating Ashley in this. Now for the first round, we are going to put two minutes on the clock. I am going to read the question. If you need me to ask it again, you're welcome to ask it again, but it doesn't need to your time.

We're going to start off with the current strongest link, Bob Hanson. Are you ready? All right, are you guys all ready to get to the weakest king? Let's see how dirty our minds really are. Tyler, let's put those two minutes on the clock. Bob, which swing state's top search term during election week was Tushy? Nevada, Wisconsin, or Pennsylvania? Pennsylvania.

Correct. Ashley. Ashley, which swing states' top search term during election week was, suck my balls? Michigan, Georgia, or Arizona? Arizona. Incorrect. Michigan.

Mikey. Which state's most popular search term during election week was MAGA? California, Florida, or South Carolina? South Carolina. Incorrect. Florida. But, what northeastern state searched lactating more than any other during election? Maine, Connecticut, or Delaware?

Maine. Incorrect, Connecticut. Ashley. What was Colorado's first search term during election week? No, not November, butt plug, or sloppy seconds? Plop seconds. Incorrect. No, not November.

Mikey. What was South Dakota's most popular search term during election week? Morning sex, Native American, amateur cuckold. Amateur cuckold? Correct. Bob, which state where abortion rights were on the ballot had blow as its most popular search term, Missouri, Montana, or New York?

New York. Missouri. Ashley, which state where minimum wage increase was on the ballot had thick and curvy as its number one search term? Nebraska, California or Alaska? Incorrect. California. Mikey, what election night event caused the biggest drop in porn hub traffic? The polls closing, Georgia being called for Trump, or Trump coming out to get his victory speech? Georgia.

The polls closing. Bob, on election day, which state had the largest growth in daytime traffic? Hawaii, Illinois, or South Carolina? Hawaii. Congrats, South Carolina. Ashley, which of the Fallon was the most popular search term? First one. It's the last one, unfortunately.

I will answer this question at least. Which is the most generally popular search term in the state of California? The correct answer is Asian stepmom. That's the most popular search term. That's progressive. That's pretty interesting. I don't like it, actually. Now, I don't think Ashley got any correct.

That's correct. You do not get any correct. So Ashley Ember is the weakest cake. Goodbye. No, Ashley, you take a seat. You stay on stage. You stay in. If anybody makes noise for Ashley, Agri. You just don't compete in this part of the round. You still want you up here in case, you know, we need to, like, phone a friend or something. That's a different game, but... but okay

now you two we're gonna go to sun death Mike I hope things will be the same after this we're gonna talk we are going to ask you guys this is best you say some death I said sudden death okay

sudden death we're gonna start off with you guys on the same even playing field We're going to play best of five. The first person to clearly take a win will be the strongest king. Mikey, we're going to start off with you, since you have the most to lose. Now these questions, some of them are going to be true or false, some of them are going to be open-ended, some of them are going to be the same format as last round, but they are all tricky.

You ready? Yes. All right, Bob, you're ready? I'm down, ready. Okay, let's kick. Okay, let's get that son death music going, Tyler. I'm down, Daddy. Actually, is one of the most popular search terms.

My father's day. Okay. Mikey, for the first one, we're going to go off election trivia for a second. We're going to go to Super Bowl Sunday trivia, which somehow we didn't cover any time close to the Super Bowl. Okay. Which of these super terms was the most popular? popular on Super Bowl Sunday. Super deep, super tits, super fat BBW.

BVW. That is correct. Super Fat BVW. I don't like that. Bob, on Super Bowl Sunday, what kind of cheerleader did people search for the most? Hot horny cheerleader, cheerleader giving blow job, or cheerleader or g? Cheerleader or not. Incorrect. Cheerleader giving blowjob.

Nobody like that. That's why nobody searched for it. Mikey, true or false? On Super Bowl Sunday, people searched big giant monster cock 2,315% more than usual. False. That is true. And that is an insane statistic.

Thank you, Pornhub. America has led me down. What about watching football matches and go, man, I want to see some big giant monster cock right now. All right. I couldn't answer that. I have a feeling. Those type pants.

Bob, we're going off Super Bowl trivia. We're getting some more generic trivia here. Which continent? You know your continents? Yeah. Which continent? You have to ask, not everybody plays this game does. Which continent?

is most likely to watch porn featuring characters from the Super Mario Brothers universe. The correct answer is South America. You knew! You Argentinian or something? Good guy. I like this. I like this guy. We might need to hire you for a team, after that. That dude's princesses in another castle. He's sitting on the outside, ready to watch.

Yeah. Mikey. If you get this right. Oh, wait, no. You should get this right. If you don't get this right, you're fine. We're good. We're good.

I didn't get into this for the math. Thank you, thank you guys for helping out with the math. Japanese porn viewers made watching foreigners with what hair color trend the hardest in 2023? What hair color are Japanese blonde? That is correct. Blonde foreigner is the term that we were looking for. Good job, Mike. Blonde foreigner.

That's right in the top five. Ryan under cream pie sex and big breasts uncensored in Japanese search. The K-pop will always win. K-pop, that pussy. I'm sorry, if they had to add uncensored after their porn search? Have you ever searched for porn in Japan? You search for porn in Japan. How's another porn guy over there?

It is all censored. censored. Unless you search on censored. Okay, Bob. It's just to me, we're going to second the music again. Yeah. True or false? The top trending search in Egypt in 2023 was hijab milth. That is false. Mikey.

The correct answer was blind date, by the way. The top trending search in Egypt in 2023. Mikey, if you get this one right, then you win and you're the strongest king. Okay. True or false? Women are 105% more likely to search for pussy-licking porn than men. False. That is true.

That is true. I didn't know that was a percentage to 105. I mean, we already covered 2,315%. I heard 1005, like, that's not even real. Amazing. You can't get over me with bad. Now, Bob, you do have to get this one correct or else Mikey takes the round. Okay? True or false?

The most popular trending search in France in 2022 was first anal. That is correct. The correct answer is sex doll. That was the most... Did you say sex doll? I thought I heard someone say sex doll on the side of the room.

I don't know French. Just South America. He's like, wait, what continent? What they asked about? Hey, look this man long. Now, Mike, you still have a chance to take it. You have to get this one right. If you get this one right, you will take it,

but otherwise Bob can come back and catch up. Okay, we're gonna go back to Super Bowl. We got one more Super Bowl one. Super Bowl. True or false? On Super Bowl Sunday, sex in football stadium became a top ten search term in the United States. Yeah, true. It's false.

What? Who said that? Not him. He's not taking credit for that one. If it's the World Cup, absolutely. We're switching it up. I was like, okay. Yeah. Okay.

Bob, if you get this one, Mikey's in fucking trouble. True or false, the top trending search in Spain in 2023 was elevator. False. That dog is right. The correct answer is true. You should have said it. Mikey Perry wins. Makes noise for Mikey Perry.

Biggest pink. The strongest thing. Well done. Let's all high five in the sound at the same time. Okay. Should we try that again? Actually, I feel like, what's your name? Brian.

Brian. Can I ask you one more question? Okay. Tyler, can we get the music going again? I just want to see if Brian can get this. True or false, baby boomers are more likely to search for strap-on than any other generation.

True. That is incorrect. The number one search for baby boomers is smoking. That is what they're more likely to search for than any other generation. Gen X is for strap-on. They love a strap-on, Jen-Ax. And, folks, that's the weakest game. This noise for all of our contestants.

Looks like something's going on in the back. We don't need to worry about it for now, guys. The TV's off, but we're all up here for the rest of the show, because we are time... We've said some buck up things tonight. All right, we can all agree. We've been... We've been fucked up.

We've been... We've been fucked up. We've been... We've been fucked up. And we've been... We've been fucked up. We've been fucked up. And we are going to open a profitable child...

A fucked up one. Like the ones they were talking about in the 80s. That's what we're going to open. Thank you for my satanic panic reference. Bob knows. Bob stepped to the fucking scene. What we've got here for the close now, while Tyler tallies out the score, sees everybody did, we're going to close things out with a nice, clean joke from everybody.

This is our palate cleanser round. Palat cleanser, just to make sure we get out of here on a nice note. Because you guys, like I said, you came here at 7.30 on a Friday. We had a lot of talk about pedophilia very early on in the show. We had sand coming out of holes references while you guys were trying to eat dinner. It's a lot happening at this stage in the game. But you guys are a great audience. We want to make sure you come back and see us again at a different time,

whether it's this time again or a late-night show. So we're going to get out here on a nice note, one clean joke from all of our comics. We've asked them to tell clean, wholesome jokes. We've got to start off with Mikey Perry. Mikey, come on, make some noise for Mikey as he tells us it's clean, a whole joke. Clean joke.

Okay, I'm from Virginia, the East Coast. I grew up a Navy brat. So anybody, Navy Bratt here? So explaining a lot. We're learning a lot more about him than we aren't about us. When you're a neighbor brat, you have to move around a lot, right? So one time, and when you move around, you have to change schools a lot.

So one time I saw my mom filling out the enrollment papers for my school, and she put, she checked from my race, she checked the box, she just put white, right? I was like, Mom, why would you do that? And she was like, well, Mikey, I don't want the other kids to bully you. And I was like, but mom, I still got to show up the class. Those kids are going to see my face. I never heard of a bully say, hold on, leave him alone. I went to the office and checked his picture.

Mikey Perry, everybody. Well, that's your thing, hosting from Ashley Amber. Resortes for Ashley. Okay, forgive me. This isn't my strong suit, so I'm going to do my best, okay? That's occasion with me. It's just like kind of a street joke. You know, I don't know if you tell your friends.

This is a quick little fun one. But I did make it up. But what do you get a rooster for his bachelor party? Chicken strips. That's all right. It's all right. I do have another one. I do have another one as a backup, you know.

But I don't know, it's kind of teetering. It's like kind of walking the line very carefully, you know. But why not? Why not? I'll tell you guys that one. Walk that line. That my mom told me when I was like, I don't know, I almost been like 13 years old, my mom told me this joke.

She came up to me and she was like, hey, Ashley, Ashley, what did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts. Thank you. Ashley Amber, everybody. And finally, a clean-allsome joke from Bob Hansen. Makes us for Bob, everybody. Thanks very much.

The other day I met this girl, she said, I work at Rubio's. What about you? I don't work there. Short and sweet. And to the fucking point, Bob Hanson, and that was the pallet cleanser round, everybody. That's very big. We got the queue finally.

Don't we feel we're cleansed? We're old. It's the pure moods. All over again, we're ready. And it's time to, uh, it's time to give out some prizes. Tyler has some prize music ready. We do it for our audience prize are gonna give away first. Chris and Christina definitely get a prize.

And Brian also did the prize. There's gonna come on up here and tell them what they have won. Tyler. Here, Mike, you hold this stuff. I got a lot of shit. Okay, alright, alright, now let me switch this again. Okay, I'll take that, okay. Our audience prize, whoa, wait, so we have Chris and Christina.

All right, Chris and Christina, they're gonna love this. It's the illustrated book of UFOs. Again, all these guys are from a goodwill. The guy the goodwill wanted to check you with me. If that was for kids or adults, I said kids, so it only cost a dollar. All right. And for Chris, Chris. Brian?

Brian? Oh, yeah, Brian. The porn guy. Yeah, yeah. You got this. It's a bunch of cook recipes from John Madden that we found. Tailgating recipes. A potato shit.

You're going to love it. Good stuff. All right, now for our contestants. All right, you know the prizes. Okay. Give you this one. In third place. You didn't make it through to the last round,

so you didn't get a lot of chance on the point, but you did get this. It's Barbara Bush. Reflections, life after the White House. Incredible. Incredible stuff. You're going to love it. And it was very close.

First and second, very, very close. But unfortunately, Mikey, you are in second place. But it's okay. You're also getting a book, a book, Jay. Another book by Barbara Bush. It's a different memoir. She's older here. A lot more stories than this one, to be honest. And our grand prize winner.

Right here, it's Bob Hats, everybody. Bob! What you're that for? You get this. It's songs from Ellie McBeal. All the songs. Jay, you can tell them some of the songs. Some of the songs.

Search in my soul Ask the lonely Walk away Renee Hooked on a feeling You belong to me The wildest times of the world And in his kiss The Shoup Shoup song

That's my damn daddy We're playing They also get out of this cancellation Get out of cancellation free cards If you ever come up to Hollywood Some shit goes a ride Don't you worry We got you taken care of

This is Bob Hanson Ashley Amber And Mickey Pairon Nixenard for all that. That's been our show. You guys been a wonderful audience. Thanks for coming out. We're out here every other month, so we'll be back in January.

Follow us at Ron Game Show. If you want to get more show, you can see what we do online. You guys have been a seriously a fucking great audience. So thanks so much for coming out and have a great rest of your weekend. Let's enjoy this way. I always forget to say it. I'm not going to get in the comics out. I'm just to everybody else.