WRONG! A Fucked Up Game Show - GEORGE BUSH WAS MY FIRST CRUSH (ft. Jesus Sepulveda, Katherine Blanford, Robby Hoffman)

Episode Date: September 5, 2025

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Hello everybody. Welcome to another episode of Wrong, a fucked up game show podcast edition. I'm your host, Jay Light. Today's episode is our most recent episode from the Comedy Store, recorded July 30th, 2025. This one, oh boy, oh boy. We got Robbie Hoffman, first and foremost. We also got Jesus Apulva. We got Catherine Blandford. Emmy nominee. Two brand new Just for Laughs new faces. This show is insane. You're going to love it. If you love it, please consider telling a friend about us. Subscribe to our YouTube playlist so you can watch us there.

Tell us to check out the podcast too. Come see us live. That's the best way to support the show. We've got our next show. If you're listening to this today, the day it comes out, we've got a show tomorrow night in San Diego. On our favorite spot at Mike Drop, that is the 6th of September.

and we also have a show at the Comedy Store next Wednesday. That is at 8 o'clock, Wednesday, September 10th. Come check them out. Ticket links are in the show notes as per usual. Hey, without further ado, let's get wrong. Wrong! Wrong! Wrong.

Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Nothing wrong with this stuff at all. Because it's wrong. Thority for my man with former Tyler Mesdor is.

Very excited for the show tonight. Yes. We have a great lineup tonight. We are going to get fucked up tonight. Who likes game shows? Nice noise we like game shows. We love about game shows. Most game shows you like it when people do things right?

Not here. We love it when people do things... Smart. Smart guy. What's your name? Smart guy? Josh? Give Josh a few points, Tyler. Josh's got some points. Thanks for Josh.

On the board. A little subdued. Can you scream wrong, Josh? That's your scream? Oh, no, I can scream. All right, scream. Wrong! Take away half of Josh's points.

Yeah. No, you still get some points. Because we like when people do things. That's the fucking spirit. Because here we're celebrating when people do things wrong. Tonight, we have comedians. Some of the best of the world

competing to be. the most fucked up. Yeah, they're gonna be wrong. They're gonna do some dark dirty jokes. We're gonna take them down some rabbit holes that we found on their social media. That's right, we looked up all these people. We found some things. We have some questions about them. Things they might have forgotten that they had online. Yeah, you look very upset of what's going on here right now. Oh good, I'm glad you're happy. Well, we've got a couple prizes because we love prizes. All of our contestants are gonna get prizes. And you guys can be a chance to get some prizes too Josh you're definitely getting a prize yeah we got prizes for our friends at Maxwell Farms makes noise from Maxwell Farms

Maxwell Farms yes I have some edibles here I have some pre-rolls and I have some mushrooms I think your pick dealer's choice okay hit me Tyler you get a fucking cookie then go for it there you go good catch Jay wow I'm gonna be giving our prizes to great audience members all night we do have a couple people who we do just want to highlight right now some people with some really fucked up weeks because we celebrate when things are fucked up here at wrong first of all getting our first prize uh Tyler is gonna tell you what you want is Chris Chris's week just fucked up because she turned 35 again you won this great book Melanie you want to walk into the front of the stage uh it's 50 shades of chicken

a parody and a cookbook that's right 50 shades of chicken and a pre-roll and a pre-roll We'll hear you back bringing the prize right there in the corner. Yes. And follow them on Instagram at Maxwell Farms, everybody. We also would like to highlight Molly. Molly's week was fucked up because Molly saw a picture of human intestines coming out of a back. And edible, and you also got the best of Larry King Live, the greatest interviews. That's right.

Printed transcripts of interviews in a book. That's for you. Better than human intestines. All right, folks. Well, now we know the game. we are going to play the game with our contestants. We're going to find out what they think is fucked up with the game. We like to call it, let's get fucked up.

Have five comedians competing tonight to prove who is the most fucked up. But only three of them will advance past this round. Ooh, that's right. They're going to be doing some fucked up jokes to compete. Tyler is going to be scoring them based on how fucked up their sets are. Their jokes might be dark. They might be dirty.

They will definitely be... Smart. Smart. Smart cookies out there. Smart cookies out there. You guys are the smartest audience I think we've ever had at this club. Great job, guys. Nice work.

It really changes when you move from 1145 PM on a Saturday to 8 p.m. on a Wednesday. When people are lucid. That's nice. All right. Let's go and get to know our first contestant. He has tweeted about taking a shit at Costco. more than anyone else I know. Please make some noise for Matt O'Brien.

They got good toilets. Members only. Don't talk about talk jokes. Wrong! I guess you're still yelling that. I got a vasectomy recently. That's pretty gross, right? Anybody else snipped in here?

See you snips? No. No, you just liked that. Cool. You want it? I got it, but the doctor did it. Wrong. He did it wrong.

It was not, he went through my mouth. No, he did it. No, he did it. It took him a long time. Because most of them were supposed to take like 10 minutes, right? That's supposed to be a pretty quick procedure. I took an hour. He was down there a while.

And after he was done, he was all sweaty. And he rubbed his hands together. And he went, well, that was rough. And I'm lying there. I'm like, yeah, dude, I was here too. I hated it. And I asked him, I'm like, why was it so bad? Why did it take so long?

And he goes, well, you have a lot of scar tissue in your testicles. I had to dig through that to get to your vast deference and I was like well what the hell causes that And he goes I see this in a lot of guys that rode horses growing up Did you ride horses growing up and I'm like actually did I grew up on a farm I did ride horses but I wrote them normal style I wasn't like ramming the saddle into my cock and balls It's pretty gross right I am Speaking of gross I got coyotes in my neighborhood And I'm trying to get rid of them, right?

Because I got a little dog, and I don't want them to eat my fucking dog. And I looked up what you do to scare away coyotes, and all you have to do is just yell at them. You just fucking yell whatever the hell you want at them, and they go away. So I saw them run down my street, right? They were in front of my house,

and I ran outside, and I went, get it! And here's the problem with yelling that, is you've got to make sure that your neighbors also see the coyotes. Secondly, across the street for me is an Asian family, a Mexican family, a Mexican family. they're probably looking at me being like, that ice agent's working overtime.

He loves his job. It's pretty gross joke, right? The government. Everything was happening. My parents are getting divorced. In their 70s. What a fucking waste of time. My mom told me last month,

and I was like, stop bothering that lawyer. You're both 73. Who fucking cares? Like, what do you just ride it out? You're almost done. Also, they've been fighting for 20 years. They've hate each other for 20 years. So my parents getting divorced in their 70s

kind of feels like watching two people eat a bag of dirt and they're almost done. And I'm just like, just finish the dirt. Eat the turts. You shouldn't have started it. Also, I'm 40. There's nothing fun about having divorced parents. I get two Christmases, two adult Christmases.

I don't even want one. I gotta go to two fucking sad people's houses. Fuck that. Also, my sister was like, what if dad starts dating? I was like, Mama, what the fuck do I say to this woman? What do I say? What do I go to her and just be like, well, look who grabbed the spoon.

Eat the dirt! She's probably like, does he want me to eat his ass? Am I talking about my dad's ass? I don't know. I tried to make it dirty at the end. It's a new joke. Talk about one joke that I never want my parents to see me do. I did mention I'm 40.

I just turned 40 as well. This is how I know I'm in my 40s. I looked over at my wife the other day, and I went, I think soup makes me feel better than booze. I mentioned. You ever have a couple of bone broth at like 9 p.m.? Fuck, I haven't felt that good in a while. That's nice.

And also, I'm at an age where old guys are starting to relate to me. They think I'm one of them. Now? I was at this beach recently, and this old man got out of the water, right? He got out of the rickety old man got out of the water. And he was holding a jelly, I didn't even know you could pick those things up.

He was holding the jellyfish and he took the jellyfish and he chucked it out a bunch of teens. But then he looked at me sitting on the beach and went, eh? That was the only one laughing. I was like, chuck in another one. Chuck in one at me. Let's see what happens. See you're going to jellyfish. I went to Greece recently.

Anyone been to Greece? It was nice. I liked Greece. Greek people are very intense. They're like elevated Italians, right? They're like very intense people. Like I rented a car there and I went to this car rental place. The guy was behind the desk and this is how he was answering the phone.

The phone would ring and he'd go, Tell me! And then he'd hang up. No hello, just straight to tell me. I rented a car off this guy somehow. I managed to get a car off this guy. And I brought it back a week later and it was the same guy and he had to check up the car. He goes, let me look at the car.

He looked around the car and then he does this, he goes, the car is perfect and then he gave me a thumbs up an inch away from my face he just left it there until I went and then he just pulled it away anyway it's fun I'm mad or Brian thank you guys very much to listen to me for the rest of the show or no shit not particularly fucked up mostly bragging about vacations but fucked up in one way or another all right let's go and get to know our next contestant according to his bio he worked with some of the biggest organizations in comedy,

including the LAPD. That's what we're looking for. Make some noise for the very funny. Here's just some public, everybody. It was for charity. They gave me the fuck out right away. You have a warrant. I'm like, fuck, you.

Anyways, dude, it's tough, man. I'm getting older. I can feel it in my bones. It's, like, weird. You can tell when you're getting older when you go to a night. club. Like some of you guys in 30 and up are like, ugh, a nightclub. It's like, what the fuck do you do there? The music is loud. I don't even know how

approach a dance anymore, because I'm from the days of when I wanted to dance with a girl. All I had to do was walk behind them and place, oh my God, is right, lady. Dude, that wasn't even that long ago. It was like, a couple years ago. All you had to do was put your thing and like, you want to dance? It's cool. Like, how insane was that? Ladies, you know what the fuck I'm talking about, right? If you fucking was dancing, you felt a poke. Like, what the fuck? If you like them, you will give him a chance.

If you like him, you would give him a chance. You'd be like, what the fuck? It's cool, it's cool, it's cool, it's cool, it's going. You know what I'm talking about. You back your friend out. Like, it's cool, it's cool, it's cool, I got to give us a book. I'm going to get his VIP, bitch. It's like, oh shit.

Because that's how we felt, right? Those guys, when they work, they will blow your mind. Oh shit, I got one. I got one, I got one, because it never worked. But when it did, that shit was perfection. You look at your friends in the back, I got one. They're blowing away, oh shit, like, ah. But when it didn't work, that shit was fucked up.

It took so much for us to go over there and poke you. Great to look back at us and be like, um, hell, hell, hell to your fucking face. Yeah, you look for her. You look like, like what? You look like you drive a Honda. Back the fuck, you're like, bitch, fucking Honda's paid for. Fuck you. 98 Honda paid for.

Don't know how to talk to girls. You girls are very confusing. You girls be saying some shit. Here's the thing, ladies, you guys say some shit that means something completely different to you than to us. Like, we have a male brain. Let's face it. We think differently. You'd be hitting us with shit.

I guess it's in trouble, all right? You'll be saying, I'll ask the girl out, um, um, Um, yeah, I'm down. Like, I'm down for whatever. Let's do whatever. Like, I'm down for whatever, seriously. Ladies, know the fuck you're not. Okay, you are not down for whatever.

Us guys, we are down for whatever. You understand? Like, it's disgusting what we're down for. It's filthy. Your down for whatever is different than our down for whatever. Yours is like innocent Oh my God movies A picnic?

He's fucking crazy I don't know Oh my god Did you a restaurant down the street? I don't fucking know dude It's crazy Every guy out here's thinking

Holy shit This bitch is gonna lick my ass Tonight like that Is what we're thinking Right? Fucking gross I got that text message At the bank

This is no look down for Oh That looked like Charlie the chocolate factory, uh, uh, told the guy in front of me, sir, hi,

can you read that just to verify, does that say what I think it says? Fucking stranger. Takes my phone. Okay, back up, back on. Let's see,

back on. Reads it. I don't know. I'm turning it down for whatever. Holy shit. Holy shit. Go home. Go home, Charlie.

Go home. You got the golden ticket. Get the fuck out of here. No. I ran home. Even to deposit my chick. I had time for small things. I can kick the door shut it, fucking.

Then you start thinking, right? Every guy's like, holy shit, what's gonna happen? Oh my god, whatever I want. Right? And as a male, you start thinking like, okay, okay, I'm getting my dicks suck, I'm getting my dicksuck, like that is what we're thinking. And I see the faces ladies, you're disgusted, it's gross. Yeah, we're guys, right? We're fucking, we're gonna prepare for a dicksucking night.

Right, fellas, we gotta take three showers, scrubs, scro, scro, s'-grs, we start pulling things out. things out what the fuck is this fucking pennies receipts what is this pull the skin back you know we're not all jewish in here you know what i'm talking about pull the skin back oh yes i got the immigrant dick you know what i pull it every time i pull my dick out it talks with an accent it's like eh he's shy like you know like that's my time thank you guys so much give it going for a host i'm here it hey jesus de bolewlett everybody good that's great that's right yeah i don't know do all uncut dicks sound like that i don't know do all uncut dicks sound like that i don't

Do you want me to say, Jay? I wanted you to say something like that, but funnier, Tyler. That's what I was hoping for. Everybody booed Tyler right now. Oh, I'm sorry. Jay just fucking looks at me. Like, you got anything?

I don't know. Oh, I'm sorry, Tyler. Seven years of chemistry meant nothing to you. Boo, Tyler again. All right, do you guys want drugs or not, all right? Well, let's go ahead and... You help her. You help her.

Let's get ready to share it real loud for your next contestant. The only acting credit on IMB is on one episode of The Mick as prostitutes. This was for Jenny Johnson, everybody. I played a dope-ass prostitutes. Like, they made me, they were like, made it very clear. I even had a trailer and it just said, taped to the front, prostitute. I was like, fuck you, Mom.

Like, guess who made it? Guess who didn't. And then I go and get, I don't even know why I showered before. even a lot of shower before. Like I walked into makeup and they put bruises all over my legs and fuck my hair up. And then they put hickies on my neck. Who sucks on a prostitute's neck? He's like, I remember going back to my trailer and I'm like, look, I was taking pictures. I was sitting at all my friends. And then somebody knocked on the door and they go, they want you to come back for a herpy. And that was the most realistic looking herpy. I've never had a herpy on my

my lip and my life but I was like do I holy shit you know that fucking shit shit anyway so um no I joined a gym at the beginning of the summer I have gone every day I've not worked at once in fact I've gained weight the whole time because I'll just walk in the gym I'll sit on a workout bench with a smoothie and then just watch everyone like a pervert you know like look at this fucking like I'll do that at the airport I don't know if y'all are like the airport's the best people watching. I one time, I saw a woman with, you know, okay, bear with me, she had one of them baby arms. And she was eating sushi.

I'm like, she's going to have to switch arms. I'm like, I just book me to the next flight. I'm going to miss my fucking flight. There's no way I'm going to make him to be like, but these guys will go up to each and then they're cool. Like, I'm obsessed with these two guys. they're in my gym because they'll go up to each other and ladies I don't know why we don't do this they walk up to each other and then they give that and they have brohug you all have never seen two women do this in your entire life not one of you all have ever gone to brunch and seen you're like Sarah it's we do that that looks badass and they're cool I know that sounds ridiculous but like the coolest thing that happened to me was like a few months months ago. I live in West Hollywood and I'm walking like my sweet little baby Dewey dog woke me up at 5 a.m. for his peeps and poops and I go walking down Crescent

Heights with him and somebody hits the crosswalk and a motorcycle pulls up, no it was Jason Mamoa. I'm wearing a hoodie fucking slot to shit. I look like you know and he He looks right at me and you're like, what the fuck do you do? Jason Mamoa. I mean, by the way, even you straight guys are like, get the fuck out of here. Fucking Jason Mamoa. Lesbians would be like, I throw my girlfriend at a wood shipper yesterday. You're fucking slow dance with Jason Mamoa.

So I'm holding my dog's leash. He looks right at me. Like, what do you do? So guess what Jenny did? Y'all, I hit him with the finger guns. Right, you're like, whoa, like yeah, I know I did that shit. And then I was like, why the fuck did you do this shit? And then Jason Momoa on his motorcycle goes,

I think we're dating now. This is awesome. So I have to tell hell, just because I'm, you know, wrong, like this show. My mom and my sister and my aunt and I took this ladies' gals trip to Savannah, Georgia, and here's the deal. The three of them are gals. It don't work out that way, right? And we all go to this jazz brunch that was delicious.

It was great. It was like, you know, this like kind of southern food and everything. And I sit down. And my aunt takes a bite of an oyster poboy and goes, this is the best thing I've ever put in my mouth. Y'all. I immediately go, well, don't tell Uncle Duques. My aunt goes, Jesus, Jim.

And my sister was like, good God. My mom's like, seriously? I was like, I'll pay for lunch. Like, I thought that's going to me. But then my mom proceeds to tell us how she had gone to church. And I'm like, oh. And I'm from Texas. Like, I went to a Methodist church, which is like Diet Coke Christian, you know.

Like, it's like, don't be an asshole. You know, come on. Like, that's it. But you know if it's communion, like, if you're Catholic, they'll give you a wafer. and I always forget I'm a redneck. Does that happen to y'all? I bet not. And they're supposed to like tear off pieces of bread and give it to you. Where I went to church, they got store-bought

tortillas. And they'd be like, here's the body of Jesus. You're like, oh, all right, thank you very much. I don't know, I'm probably going to hell. I hope to see most of y'all there My name's Jenny Johnson Thank y'all Jenny Immigrant dick, we got oyster pole boy dick

What kind of dick won't we hear about On this show? Lots of dick Lots of dick Pageline for the show, lots of dick All right You guys can boo me if you want Since you didn't like that one That's right

Well let's go and get some cheers going for your next contestant Huh? She is gay. She is Jewish. She is Canadian. Or as the State Department would call her a triple threat. Makes a noise for Robbie Hoffman, everybody. You're supposed to help people.

You're not supposed to help people. No, it's not good to out people. Now, everybody's queer now, huh? No, why not? You get to be queer. You get to be... We all get to be queer. It's fantastic.

I met a girl like this, queer, right? I know. I know. How's a boyfriend queer? Who cares? Somehow got to 30, never been with a girl, but feel something. Deep inside, queer. Like I'm not on the front fucking lines. Me deep in pussy.

And you're gonna tell me you're gonna tell me you're queer fuck I didn't mean. Do you know what it's like? Do you know what it's like to go down on another girl? I can't breathe. Suffocating under the covers because my girl's cold.

The real fellas know. It's always something like, well, I kiss the girl, huh? We were at camp. We went to camp, the summer kind for any elderly Jews here. We kissed at camp a little, you got a little tongue-pack? You French kissed at camp, huh?

Huh? You ever have squirt in your face? I lost vision in an eye for a week. You're going to tell me you're queer fuck out of you. It's like, well, we pushed our bets together at camp. Huh? I couldn't fall asleep. It's so dark, scary.

She would tickle my arm until I fell asleep, huh? You got a little arm tickle? You got a little arm tickle at camp? Do you ever have blood on your hand? Plotty fucking blood, dude. Lillin shit? Chunky, slimy fucking blood. Placenta blood.

Your fucking hand. That's not blood from a cut. That's pussy blood. Okay? It's like you're out. You're the headquarters. You got the office, you got the corner office job, right? And I'm out in the fucking field, dog, and squirt bombs.

And I'll come, how many sets of sheets do you have? I got 19 sets of sheets. Top bottom, two pillowcases. I have 19 sets of sheets. There is too many sets of sheets of person my age. Street men don't have a single pair. Do we have any dudes here? Anyone have a dick? Do you like your dick? Yeah. Yeah.

Who are we talking to faggots? Which one? Okay, you like your dick too? Okay, there's a lot of people who like the dick. You like your dick? Yeah, no complaints. Do you like your dick? Sir? Yes, sir.

Yes, sir. That is the proper way to refer to me. me so then you're my pronouns are yes sir you caress it you take care of it yes sir okay let me ask you this let me ask you this if something were to happen to your dick how would you feel what is a bereft is not safe to say you love your dick yes sir yeah safe to say you love dick. You're fucking gay and it makes me sick. No dick, mine or otherwise, yet I got at the gay. No, you're fucking gay. Happy pride to you faggot. I'm Robbie Hoffman. I wish

her. Starts off the set, not only to out people, ends the set, calling somebody a faggot directly. What a crazy turn. All right, folks, we got one more contest. Ready to meet your final contestants? To famous birthdays.com. She is the six. most popular comedian born on August 19th behind such luminaries as Stacey Harky, Big Ben, and Torkel Peterson. Please make some noise for Catherine Blanford, everybody. Brad King games. Okay, well, what do you sick freaks want?

You came here for meanness. Okay, we have to be dirty. And this isn't even dirty. This is just honestly, I'm single, I'm not a lesbian yet, but I just went on my first hike. So it might happen soon. I think that's actually how the girls get gay. I think they just let Robbie out in wilderness too long. Because I saw an Evergreen in the wintertime and I was like, I shouldn't shave either.

Yeah, I should keep my needles for protection. But it's crazy because I'm 33 and I'm from the south and so all my friends from there, they're all like good at relationships. You know, they're all married and they're so good at marriage, you're getting married again. Having babies, he's hoars. And I will say, though, there's pressure about the children once you get your 30s that you're not used to because culturally, I don't know if people are educated or you know, but, like, culturally as a white woman, what happens is you're 19, right, and you black out in an S.A. frat house.

And then you wake up, and you're 31. at an Ann Taylor loft. And then, this is really funny what I'm saying, but it's hard to process it because of the beauty. I'm sorry, you know, you can see my left poking through. It's right here, I need to get it updated. But what happens is, and then suddenly you hit your 30s, and then the internet and your loved ones and their grandpa,

they go, your young 30s, they go, and they go, this is the best time to have a baby, if you want to have a good one, right? And that's what RFK Jr. puts as a warning label on our vodka bottles now. And by the way, I think you can have a baby later in life, and the baby's totally fine, okay? But also, you know, we all have that one friend. You know when you find out that his mom had him when she was 43, you're like, oh, okay. Wow, that explains a lot.

You know what I mean? He's fine, but he's dusty for 28, and you're tripping on his dandruff. So, you're saying, you want to have a moist one the time is not. now. But some of us just aren't ready. You know, maybe we have booming careers and we're just like, really, almost sounding out in the belly room or, almost, but not. Um, for every reason, maybe you do want to have kids, right? But no matter how much you squeeze, he still pulls out. So whatever the reason is. That's a Christian joke, okay? It's a really Christian joke, all right? If you think about it, it's literally the most Christian joke.

My Catholic grandmother told me that. She said, honey, when you got a good one, you hang on to him. She was good at it. She had 10 kids. She was an athlete. What is this show? What are you guys in here for? What are you fucking want?

Are you court ordered to be in here or something? Okay, so I say all this is to say, you know, there's the pressure to have the kids. So most of not sure if ready, it's cool, we have the option. You can freeze your eggs now. Okay, have you guys heard about this? Do you have internet.com? No? Okay.

You're gonna, you're gonna, it's gonna blow your mind. This is what I'm frustrated, because I've had people that have frozen their eggs, I'm probably gonna do it, I'm sure there's someone in the room who has. If you know about the process, it's very taxing, right? It's a hard on your body, it's very expensive, to the point that even if you get all the way to that finish line,

you know, shit could go, even if everything goes right, you're only 10th of the way through the pregnancy, right? So like, no matter how much it costs and how much you go through, shit could go wrong after that. So I'm just like, why? Why are we stopping and freezing the egg? Why don't we freeze the baby? Okay?

No, this is pro-wait. Listen, okay? The baby's in your freezer. Do you understand? It's like your favorite casserole. You don't like to what shit happen to it. You understand? You can open up your freezer.

There's baby right there. Ah, you know? Right, baby. Sickle, but soon, okay? Right? And it's good for the baby too, because when it comes out, you get a little, oh, you get a little sneak peek, right?

And it's kind of an ugo, and you're like, ugh. Ah. Maybe we keep you on ice so big foreheads come back in the style, huh? Paper bangs to be in, or Shane Gillis to drop another special. There would be complications, I get that, that would be, it'd be hard. You know, what if the power goes out? Uh-oh, you're a mom. That's scary. It's a new kind of unplanned pregnancy, you know, we don't need any more of those in Texas.

That's hard for a town hit by a hurricane, you know? That's a tropical baby boom, right? there. It's a whole preschool class named Katrina. That's confusing. But it'd be fun. Okay, I'm, I'm real end on this. But hear me out. Because I bet it will be real one day. The Kardashians are already working on it, I'm sure. That is a realm of bullying that none of us got to experience, okay? And it would be so fun. Just imagine if I was around when you were growing up, right? If you're in high school, everybody's changing classes and your best room bumps into you, and they're like, hey, you see that freshman over there with the foggy glasses? And you're like, yeah, And they're like, that's a freezer baby.

You'd be like, shut the fuck up. And you sneak up to it, right? And you'd be like, you got two birthdays, you greedy son of a bitch. You got the first one and then the D-Thaw date. You're a Leo and a Sagittarius. You're not even compatible with yourself.

That's a Gen Z right. That's a Gen Z freezer burn right there. It's your middle name's Giorno. This is really fun for you guys. Thank you. Catherine Blanford, everybody. Oh shit, Tyler. That was all of our contestants.

Makes noise for one more time. We started out with five. We're moving on to three. Tyler, tell us who's going on to the next round. All right, let's welcome back to the stage. Fire our points for Jesus de Pupplida, everybody. Hey, Catherine Blanford, everybody. That's upset.

It's Robin Bloody Fingers Hoffman. Good stuff, everybody. You're killing me, dude. You're killing me. My name is Jesus. Jesus Christ. All right, Tyler. Do you accept a Jesus pronunciation of your name?

Yeah, I mean, why not? Why do you like when white people say Jesus? No, why do you just love saying Jesus? And I'm like, well, it's a lot of pressure, but okay, it's Jesus. But yeah, no, I have to accept it. Oh, my God. We got a school for us. There we go.

We got a school. Thanks nice for Dylan working hard. Now, I'm not complaining, but this is a padded school. I'm not complaining. I'm not complaining. As far as drinks go. Because they gave me a beer as well. So now I have two drinks.

There you go. So our contestants tonight, our campaigned to beers. I'm easy. Easy. Anything. I'm easy. Yeah.

How many more stools do we have in the club? I feel like we're going to be swapping these out the whole show. I don't get you a drink. Yeah, we can get you a drink. I'll take a fucking Modelo, dude. Let's get these juice around. Sure, let's do that. Can I just have a Wawa, please?

Oh, could you guys say please? Huh? I said please. Whatever. Oh, my. See, because I'm a brunch, is this a brunch show? I think so. Why not?

I think we've gone back to 11.45 PM brain cells with our being old. So, our contestants, I've already made the advance. They're getting fucked up. And they are going to be in a fucked up situation right now with our first game. This is a game called Entweetment. Threadment. My threads have gotten so much stronger than my tweets. I, I, and you must be at such a low place to click on a thread. Yeah.

I struggle to the emotional place, huh? A human being gets to before they add a thread. I mean, it's, you can do whatever you want in the thread. That's the thing, though. No one will see it. The thing is, it's not like tweet. The thing is if you're on threads, I would encourage to take a walk. We'll give you a right. Okay.

Yeah. So we have found some posts from all of our comedians. Some tweets, some Facebook, some Instagram, all sorts of stuff. Things they might not realize are still on the internet. Oh, shit. We have blanked out some words. And we're going to make them guess what they said all those years ago. Oh, okay.

Yeah, this is a fucked-out part in this game. Psychological warfare time. Yeah. We're gonna start off with one of mine so you guys know how the game works. So don't worry, this is the 56th time we have done this game, and my producers keep finding new bad tweets from me.

Ouch. Down the fucking rabbit hole. And I never know what it is. And this one apparently is from May 4th, 2020. That's not true. That's not you. There's no way. Why wouldn't that be me?

The picture's accurate. You know what I'm saying? It goes with the whole vibe. It goes with the whole, it goes with the sucking blank dick. Why diet J? So, Jay Light, like... It's too much. I gotta do mental gymnastics to find you online.

How long is this show? Just long enough. Let's see our first option. Now, I'm not gonna say what it is. You are gonna have to do this test. That looks like you would just say that. Yeah. We got blanks.

Oh, I thought you were just like, sucking dick. Right? Breaking quarantine, sucking dick. Do you free. Sucking young dick. On a plane. I want to say sucking big dig tonight. Like a show, you know, you suck big dick.

You bomb. It was Zoom era, so it could have been bombing real fucking hard on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, oh, suck it a big dick. Oh, suck it up. big dick on this Zoom show. I just assumed you were bombing. It could be. I don't know.

We're going to find out. Option one. Sucking tiny sausage dick must hit different when you're in Vienna. Ah. Now, that is a too light kind of a post right there, however I've seen one. That's a big tweet. Option two. Sucking a butcher's dick for cold cuts is also

known as Giving Boershead. That's pretty good. That's one like it. Yeah, that's one like it. Yeah. Were you on Disney Channel? I wish. Jay, are you fully white? Yeah. The lips, it's the lips.

I'm Irish and Dutch. He's got a little peat like undiagnosable ethnicity. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the glasses. It's the lips. It's the lips. And I mean this as a friend. Also the thighs.

White thighs. You might want to get yourself a test. You can get a test. Tax is back. I don't know. That's how, that's how, that's how, it's the only way we're going to get reparations. You give them to the white people first. Boyband hair, dude, you know what I mean?

Yeah. Boyband hair for sure. We found Gabby is native, my wife. Really? Oh, no. She's like a lot, like we could get a card. It's just, she married to Jew. And my first thing is like, big, get your card. Right.

What is the card? She can be exempt from sales taxes. I think. And she shops a lot. My body. B. Cartons of cigarettes, whenever you like.

Literally. That's what you get if you make. Yeah, I mean, they've got, by the way, they've lost a lot. Yeah. You also get cirrhosis if you're a neighbor. You're not doing anything about that.

By the way, a pack of cigarettes, that's the least they could do. Let's see option three, Tyler. Sucking Bob Dylan's dick, then hearing blowing in the wind and thinking, this song is about me. I actually know for certain which one this is.

Do y'all have a guess? I wanted to be... Boreshead. Yeah, Boar's Head was the best one. Borshead is cool, but you're a Baud Dillon guy, dude, so... I'm going on with number three. I mean, come on. This guy fucking Bob Dylan is playing this right now, dude.

Yeah. I did... I mean, I did see a complete unknown the moment it came out into fucking theaters. I bet, dude. But... I bet you went straight to the thrift store and bought a jaggon and you're starting.

Yeah. Doing that sad watch. I do know the correct answer. though, it is more ten. These were the two people who liked it. Just Robbie and Catherine. Speaking of Catherine, Catherine, it's your turn over here in the tweet zone.

Nice noise for Catherine, Blan. School during the tweets. I don't, I wasn't, I don't care you racist fuck. Get in the fucking thing. No, you look plenty white. In Perletida's on right now. Let's get the jokes up. Catherine tweeted.

January 16th, 2018 I was literally I don't know it doesn't you weren't you were 27 I was four years old no you weren't grown this is this guy who put me in private school so I wouldn't do things like that I said this isn't me that is my picture

the business the business yeah listen I don't I don't I this 2018 you were a fetus it could be it got I got more likes than this tweet which is pretty fucking rough

I get a great your tweet was pretty good Thank you. All right. Robbie and his youths are going to get a chance to guess first, Catherine. If you think you know the real one when you see it, don't say it. Option one. I was going to join the military so I could afford college, but my parents put me in private school, so I wouldn't do things like that.

I look like I would say that. Yeah. I can see. Oh my God. Option two. I always almost give homeless people money. Oh, wow. That's true.

I wish I actually said that. But my parents go back in private school. So we would do things like that. I got robbed in Montreal this weekend. I would tweet this now. Was that you with the fanny pack? That was you? She met her fanny pack in the floor and took a picture

trusting the name and they fucking took it in right hand. Let me tell you what happened. Are you? Are you smart? Yeah. I heard about that. On the ground. Yes.

It was too 30 a young. Somebody was too worried. Had a fanny pack? I made no one wanted to take the picture. This is what happens. I was like, everyone take a picture. So I unclipped the panty bag,

put it on the ground, took the picture, looked back, gone, I'm a Republican. I get it now. I get it. Oh, only now. Let's see the other reveal this.

Yeah, let's see that option three. I was going to take 80 bucks to suck wine out of my friend's belly button, but my parents put me in private school so I wouldn't do things like that. I think it was this. I love the audience getting in.

on this. Yeah, what did, Robbie Haciers? What do you all think? It's that one. It has to be that one. It has to be. What was you in the fanny pack? You know what I'm upset? Punch cards. Fuck me. I'm so pissed off. Like, you got a punch and you get a free

you get like a free coffee or smoothie or something like that. People who have 16 of these in their wallet. I mean, there's the real estate it takes up to keep these cards. Yeah. We should be thanking them.

Right, the real estate. These people have a card from 20 fucking 18. Okay, one more coffee and they get a free drip. What is the worst thing? You know what? I can't afford that drip now. My credit cards are gone. What, anything of sentimental value?

No, you don't have anything sentimental value. No, I don't. I don't. You don't have a sense to. Nothing? ID? What was the fanny pack? Was it nice?

Curse. Lulu Lamont? Okay. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. But no. And what I did was, and I don't eat meat. Why?

I feel back, because I saw a video of a cow playing with a beach ball one day. Listen to how much of them? Don't shut the fuck up. I literally, listen, I didn't. No, I'm sorry. Sorry, I don't eat cow or pig. I eat birds because I feel like they never have as much of a conscience. So I don't.

What the fuck? Oh, Duran. But listen to how much has changed me. I don't eat cow or pig, and I don't buy leather. When Vanny Pack got stolen, I bought a leather lulu one that lasted. It's coming to my house. I bought a leather one. I'm so Republican now.

So you're going to eat animal. I just made Gab and I such a steak at home. It took me everything to come here. Remember what I asked? Yeah, yeah. I'll be aired. I made the salad. I make the dressing from scratch.

I massage that kale. And the steak, three minutes one side to the other. That's the way you do it. Rested it? Yeah, did you rest it? What is that? I feel like that. You rested it?

You got to rest it. Oh, yeah, yeah. I let it bleed. Don't you say. That's the fucking spirit. Catherine, do you know which one's the real post? This one? Because it was on a bachelor's trip when I got this shirt also for the day.

Good job. Catherine Blandford. And now it's time to find out what Robbie Hoffman tweeted back in the day. Make sure it was for Robbie. Hi. I can't believe that's happening. All right, Robbie. You don't have a Twitter anymore.

It is gone. No, the day I started dating Gabby, I deleted that. You thread? I'll be like three and a half years, but I think it was just bought. Like it was like a culmination of it was bought and they told you, I don't know what happened at this. Elon bought it, but they threatened some type of truth.

So it was just, it was reaching a tipping point And I don't mind if they take me out for my tweets, but not my wife. Fair. Not my wife. Well, they're good news. Is you do have some fans who have archived your tweets on the Internet Archive. Wow. Particularly a lot of German fans who saved this tweet.

Fuck yeah. I mentioned the Holocaust, blank. What's the line underneath? Is that... It's something else. Wow. It's two things. She had her fanny pack stolen? No what?

Well, I mentioned the Holocaust. I mean, I'll mention the Holocaust the second I wake up. This is a hard for... I don't get a date online? 30th of May. What year? They get years. 2019.

Oh, shit. Now, we're going to show our options here. If you think you know the real one, remember don't stay to the end. Is Zeus and Katha don't get a chance to guess. There must be 10. He may have spelled like that. By the way, I got 502 fucking likes on this shit. And we'll say shout out to the German archivers.

We did have a bevy of Holocaust-related tweets to work with. But we did ultimately go with this one. Let's see option one. I mentioned the Holocaust at a park. Now German Shepherds won't stop barking at me. Halt! I don't think I would do Halt. I believe it.

But I don't know. I mean, maybe I was really on my grammar. I don't know. Option two. And, oh, I don't know how I sell shepherds. Is that H? That's how you spelled German Shepherds? Does it H there?

Yeah. There's no way I knew that. Option two. I mentioned the Holocaust 73 times tonight at a kids event. They got to learn somehow. Yes. This is for sure it.

Because I wrote in Kids TV. I actually earned a daytime Emmy for an episode I wrote. And I'm surprised I was in five from the staff because of his constantly sharing holocaust material. I got to learn? With the children. You vote for daytime children's show. I am an Emmy Award winning.

Please get it right. The Odd Squad. Please get it right. And I am most recently nominated for a primetime Emmy for a time time. Yeah, you are. The whole is his smallest part, but we got it done.

We got it done. My mother said it doesn't matter. It's huge. But it's crazy because you wrote for children, and it feels like we're at your birthday party and you're an aunt, and we're just trying to convince you to have a good time. Yeah.

Enjoy yourself. That's what happened. Nobody is described me more aptly than me. Yes. I have to say. That's good. Cake is coming soon. I know that the cake is here.

I know that everybody's here, but you know what? The stool is off and I specifically... We're like, please let loose! Option three. I definitely think it's this one, no. I mentioned the Holocaust at the bagel shop. Too many blonde people in life. That's also very possible, people.

Now that I'm looking at this, this could be possible as well. Hey, Zeus, Catherine, which one do you all think is the real toy? I'm going Child's TV. I mean, I don't know much about Jewish people, but I know the bagels is a real thing, so... I'm going to go with the bagel incident. All right?

Robbie, what about you? Which one would you do? I'm gonna say the kids, but there's a great bagel shop that I love. Mmm. And... Oh, there's no! Stop, man.

You're some Polveda over there. Hey, Zeus, good hot dude. That... I'm interested to see, because I don't have fucking Twitter. You don't. I don't. But you do have Instagram. Fuck.

And you made a great post on Halloween 2018. Oh. Wait. Wait. Come on. Wait. Oh, I didn't see below the waist.

Yes. But you be on top without a hat. So. Oh, no. Always had him. Wait, he'd never had Twitter. You never had Twitter? Good.

This is a, yeah. I'm not. I don't really know what's going on there. I think it's like that. This picture is more like go nads Adams, I think. All right, fine. You guys don't know what this is? You guys don't know.

Well, don't say. Okay, okay. Because it says it in the caption. Oh, shit. Your job. Jesus, the comedian. That's just his name. To the point.

Yeah, yeah. This is the comedian. That's right. Now, 2018, 268 likes. That's a good ratio. It's a really good ratio. Come on, guys. You remember this.

Remember what was going on here around these times? Well, there was a lot happening in 2018. Jesus, the comedian. Does it? Maybe it's like the joke is that you made the pixels bigger than they would be. The notion. That's accurate fucking size right there. What are you talking about?

Why, you can cut off two squares to the bottom. And then get there, right, my man? Thank you. That's accurate, fucking size. So we're going to read the whole caption out, and Robbie and Catherine will get a chance to guess what the real... Are you married during this picture? I was not married, no.

Are you married now? No. Your divorce? No, girlfriend, baby. They're not married. That's disgusting. for you. He's having your kid and you can't make.

You know what? Yes. I'm gonna fucking out. I hope she says no, it moves on the scene. You're gonna be a stepfather one day like this. Yeah, I know. You're gonna be pulled out for sure. Your kids are gonna call another, another dude, dad.

They are not. They will not. I'm a toxic Latino. I'll be fucking show it up. At the fucking baseball practice. Okay. Spirit. How long you've been with your girl?

We've been together for like four years and, you know, I'm taking a slower trick. We get to know each other. The baby is how old? The baby's three. Here's a thing. Four years. So she doesn't know what happened in 2018.

So why don't you just move on a way? Hey, speaking of moving on already. Comments. Option one. Happy Halloween, ladies. Yours truly, Harvey Weinstein. nasty that's good

option two got my Woody Allen out hide your stepdaughters hey she better take this kid and run or option three girl are you thinking of giving me

head because ISIS just decapitated my penis it's definitely the second one and if you need a sign it's this it's the second one yeah there's a lot of writing Robbie says it's the second one I think it I think it was the first I don't remember it

but I saw you laugh really hard and you look at a guy that loves your jokes I'm like that's a fucking tap I put out my special every fucking morning I'm like you have a boy kid or a girl kid boy kid all he him he's a real fucking he him dude this guy kicks punches does all that shit he's fucking three is flicking me off already I love it You guys are gonna fight. Yeah, no, no. For sure.

You guys are gonna fight. Which one's the real post is? What was the real post? It was fucking wine. Oh, wow. Yeah, it was fucking funny. Yes, come on. The blurriness, he just came out.

Yeah. By the way, this just came out. The news just broke. What was the blurriness? The blurriness is the fucking thing he pulls out. Because that's the thing. He came out of the robe and he would flash the girls. Oh, is that what he did?

That's what he did. That was Louis. And then the fucking... I think it was Louis. Louie. No, it was Weinstein. Why said it would come out of the robe and show us fucking God. What she don't see is the potted plant that's behind his.

Yes, yes, yes. This is a Halloween party, guys. That's all this. You're looking more into it. I stole this from the hotel, the gig that I did the night before. Are you and your girl going to have another baby? You want to have another baby, but, you know, we don't know. We don't know.

If I'm pulling a dish type of shit. Definitely not. Well, Lance and Tweep, it makes noise for all of our contestants. Tyler, things are fucked up. Very fucked up. How is everybody doing on the points? All right, and third place, we have Azuse with 1,000 points. Second place, Robbie, with 1100 points. And first place, Catherine, with 1,300 points.

What did they come up with this? Planet, it's not me. How are the points being a divvy? Tyler doesn't tell me. Would you like to explain it? Tyler, how do you do points? No, I'm not going to tell you. I'll be the one person on a show.

It doesn't tell you shit. Okay, so you just do the, it's the points as you, and that's it. I think you've accumulated the most, but I think you've also lost the most. Well, how do you lose and how do you accumulate? I don't know. Look, think about what's happening right now. That's true. Show a heads.

Who's with me? Just me. Nobody is with me. But with one step forward, sometimes you take two back. I'm taking four back on this shit. What's the next game, for fuck's sake? The next game is about numbers. Six degrees of separation.

You guys know about six degrees of separation, right? Everybody's six connections away from each other. A lot of people in Hollywood play a game called Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon. You know, Kevin Bacon's in a bunch of shit. Yes. This is wrong. So we're going to play that bullshit game. Instead, we are going to play...

Are you still talking about Jeffrey Epstein? Yes, yes, yes. Six degrees of Jeffrey Epstein. I love the fucking monkey from my... Jack, I love it. Yeah, he goes. Look at all these people. We got Jamie Lee Curtis on here.

Oh, this is great. Yeah. Now. But Dave all hooked up with each other? They've all been in the same party. Is that Gloria Steinberg? Who? Anyway, Harry Stiles.

Watcher, ma'am. I just want to say, hear me out. I hope she lost points for that bomb. Yeah. Yeah, she must do. But look at the upper right. blind that nobody knows who they are no one I know everybody

soon leave me a Farrell Woody Allen I'm like Kate? She was on that plane there's no denying I don't think Steve on her plane I saw the photos You don't get you don't get a gig like that Not being on that plane

Oh shit that much See this is the beauty of this game Is everybody is so much more connected to Jeffrey I've seen than we ever would have thought Yeah, we're going to show some celebrities and our comedians are going to have to show us how they are connected. There are multiple right answers for everybody we have

on the panel. We're going to show you an example so you get the idea. So, let's start off with a living legend, or not a living legend anymore. Harambe the gorilla. What a cutie. Hung like a horse. Very famously grabbed children too. Oh, fun.

Is that a fact? Computer? Yeah. Damn. Now Harambe had a mom, a Hamambay, if you will. Harambe's mom, Kayla, used to work her, before she moved to the Cincinnati Zoo, was at the Brownville, Texas Zoo where she met George W. Bush. He was my first crush. Bush? And it's not political. It was just like... Bush?

Yeah, he looked, ah! He looked like a grandpa with treats. He looked so retarded to me as a kid. That's when I started to worry. Yeah. He was like the first one I was like coming to when I realized it was a president and I was understanding and it was him. Yeah. It's very depressing. There's actually a photo of the gorilla teaching Hintzine language.

That's true. That's a fact. So George Bush obviously knew somebody who's right there on the plains, Bill Clinton. Yeah. Sure. And of course, Bill Clinton was BFS with. Jeffrey Epstein. No.

Wow. There you go. They're her fucking pals. How are we compete with this? How is Hillary still in that? How do you compete? What is Hillary day in and day out? What is she? It's business.

But it's like not good business anymore now. So it's like, do what Melinda Gates said, get out, take half, live your life. Right. I think she's done a dirty or two. Yeah, she could have been on that plane. No suits. Yeah. I think she was.

Yeah. I would fuck Hillary. That's a good point, Kat. Hillary, come on. I don't think, who's that? But I would. I just, you know, make some noise a dude.

Never. Bullshit. Yes. Nasty woman. Yes. He sees it. Yeah. I would fuck Bill Clinton.

I don't know why. Okay. She said, yeah. I know what's wrong. I think he's a cutie. He's got, like, a Richard gear type of thing. I don't know. Yeah.

I meant to Hillary. He's a liar. It's all about the toxic. You would fuck Hillary. You would fuck Bill. Obviously, I fuck George. I threw some Bill. I threw some Bill and Monica.

I think she's a... She's super hot. Jay, is this your worst nightmare? Oh, no. Is this the game what political people we would sleep with? You know what? You get some bonus points for it,

so don't even sweat it. Have you ever watched somebody? Slowly quit comedy in front of your eyes. I watched this video back there. Hey, you have to work on these games. Oh yeah. All week. You're looking up connections. You're getting the pictures.

Oh, yeah. It's the prezi. It's unbelievable. And just wrenches being thrown. Okay, what do you want from us? Who's starting? David Corenswet, Superman. What? This current one? The new Superman.

I've never heard. of this name. He's Jewish. How does he connect to Jeffrey Efts? Y'all get a chance to make the connections now. Have you like Superman, Cornswet? What's his name?

His name is Corrin Sweat? What's his name? David Cornswet. Corrin Sweat? Yes. You don't change yet before you get to Hollywood? My name was Rifkasar Hoffman. I'm like, bro, no.

corn sweat. So how do you feel like this guy connects us to Jeffrey Epstein? Or Superman? I'll tell you how. Yes. Okay, so Superman? Yes.

Christopher Reeve. Christopher Reeve got an award from a president for being brave. He fell off a horse through his own volition of wanting to do horse stunts.

I don't know why. God served in his fate and then he won a medal of bravery. And that president, could have been Clinton himself, his best friends with Epstein, or if it's another president, there's no Clinton who was with Epstein. Okay. Okay, but I would just want to put one hole in your story is that you started with a completely different person.

It's my Superman. It's no Superman. It's connections. It's connections. She went, okay, she went to one of those rich dumb schools where you pay to play. Yeah. She doesn't understand stuff like that.

No, no, no. But he didn't know Christopher Reach because he's obviously very young. But they're both Superman. It's a connection. Oh, so the connection. You must have, we must have grace for people like cats.

They were very privileged, but the schools weren't actually act good. They looked good. Yeah. In my head, a connection is like, I understand. I know. I know. I know.

She would be a connection. I know, but it's actually more than that, if you can imagine. In your mind, how does this man physically connect to Jeffrey Epstein? He Googled fucking Jeffrey Epstein one time if connections are the way they are. That's one degree. But here's how the connection would be. The connection would be if Epstein also has Google. Yeah.

They both use Google as a connection. Not on one way, not like your relationship. They both happen. If connections are the way it fucking works for you. Have you guys ever watched somebody quit comedy? How does the connection go? I go opposite. I think he was a starving artist, right?

Looking for jobs around town. And then he became a wait. You're so sexual, yeah. He's a waiter. He's started doing one of these Hollywood parties. You know what I mean? When they make him just fucking be shirtless, you know what they do? Yeah, I have seen them. I have seen this.

I have seen this. Dude, they could have found a much more dangerous tweet from you. The way you thought. What happened at the fucking party, Hizzo? He's at the party. You obviously were there. You were talking to people. And I fucking was there.

I was the fucking dishwasher. I saw the whole thing go down. This guy was fucking serving drinks, getting compliments. And then he bumps it to, oh, excuse me. He's like, hmm. Oh, shit. Do you like islands? He's like, yeah, I fucking do.

I fuck with an island. He's not, he's young. He wasn't around. How young is he? Well, technically, when it happened. Epstein, he did like them young. So this actually, this is a very good track. He's a young boy at an island.

an island. He was a fucking ballboy when they were playing volleyball and he's fucking out there at the tennis ball. He's running around getting their tennis balls. He got fucked by Esty. Wow. That's got to be the next connection. And now he showed me chest. Who do we think he had the best connection?

I just want to say. No, no, no, no. We don't have the fucking time for this. I see it at his eyes. Who has the best connection? Was it Jesus Sepulveda? Was it Catherine Blanford? No. Was it Robbie Hoffman? That's good.

Our connection, we got, David Gorensoot, was in the politician with Winifeldro. Who knows? Good show, good show. Harvey Weinstein. Of course. Who is BFS with?

Jeffrey Epstein. There you go. Nice. That's the party. What'd it happened? That's the party. What'd have? Happy Halloween, ladies.

Yeah. But you, like, you were like, what people led him to that? And you're a play playing. You're all. brain was like, it was like the pre to the porno. You see you guys, at a certain point, we just have to act like none of this shit is happening.

That's called taking the power back. Osama bin Laden. Good guy. Good guy. Good guy. Connected to Jeffrey Epstein. Robbie, you want to lay it on us? Oh, shit.

Yeah, they both love, you know, 12 year olds. I don't know what to tell you. He, you know, he believes in underage marriage, marriage and that's true and many advocated for it and Jeffrey Epstein I think deep down believed that as well wasn't I think he believed it Osama bin Laden closed doors so that is people love planes okay yes so Jeffrey Epstein did 9 10 11 12 thank you they really did not want to laugh at that They actually, this is, okay, here's the real scare.

I know this. Jeffrey Epstein and Osama is on, they're on the same side. They actually would probably be friends. You don't think, okay, a Muslim and Jew, but what you're thinking is, is the rich versus the poor, you need to wake up. These dudes are best fucking friends, but they've got you thinking that they could never be.

No, no, no. The dude's got money. He's got money. That's all these people are me. And they raped together. Is that a point? That's a good point. Catherine, you got the connection?

I actually know this because I, for a, I've been dating a guy without a laptop, only a desktop, so a lot of conspiracy theories. And I know, you get it. What do you do on a desktop? The CIA invented the term conspiracy theory. Yes. Holy shit. I'll leave that with you. It just doesn't even make sense.

just doesn't even make sense. I believe it makes sense. They don't make a objection. Every time you see the truth, they say it's a conspiracy theory. Sure. That's why they invented it. Well, he is on his desktop, 9-11. Yeah, yeah.

It was an inside job. Inside job. Of course. But before 9-11, Bush, George, my man, my man, and his daddy, my father-in-law, they did business deals. Osama bin Laden a lot and a lot do you know that ever got a beat them listening no no they before now of course they work together wake you need to wake up they're on the plane you're not the fuck the part is that I'm waking up I'm like I'm like hey Zeus is just are long for the

right I'm all about the conspiracies all like get the fuck is guess who he is now he went from Osama to Epstein some nestop owner in the hot George Clooney. That's the new guy that they morphed into. Are you still dating with God? Yeah. How old's the guy? Anyway.

How old's the guy? Let's see the real connection. He's in his 30s to 40s. Oh, you got a... Well, here's a thing, you know... Divorce? I go... No, no, no, I have the prize.

I hope. Does he have a good job? These guys like the party. Yeah, he's doing much. These guys like a good party. This guy's at a spa. he's getting massaged up he's getting oiled up and then somebody whispered you want the best fucking massage you know a lot about this shit let me finish god damn it why is it always a

porn oh it's like a but i have fucking break up right now you can fucking think he's that up i swear again i just this is a fucking you thought i was giving me about connections you it's like connected people and but you think it's just what a time when they what the fuck do you think they're doing reading books they're fucking in these islands sex going on. These guys like to party. He's getting massaged up. He turns out to an island. He's like know a guy. What does massaged up mean to you? Oil, in the

back, hands, all in the back. Massaged up. So you like it in the back? A fellow likes that? The thumb, the thumb makes its way. I feel like we've covered enough ground here. That's how it happened. That's how it happens. Jeffrey Osama

bin Laden is the full name and that is my connection. Who do we think had the best connection? Was it? Catherine Blanford. I mean, it was Bush. Robbie Hoffman. Jesus, they got massages together. If you cheer for that, you're kind of a sick freak.

Why? What the fucking thing we're talking about? It doesn't matter because the shit is rigged. They're going to say Jesus won and that's it. Okay, he was on the plane, we were not. Wake up. I want to tell you, but I was serving drinks on that flight. Let's show that real connection.

Osama bin Laden was killed by This man, Robert O'Neill. Hell yeah, brother. The seal who killed Bin Laden. It says it right there on the guy run. Oh, yeah, that's got to be true. Oh, yeah. They told us on MSNBC.

I, yeah, it says Fox News. Oh, on Foxxley even better. This is a fact. I heard it's on Joe Rowling's podcast. 100% historical fact right here. Now, this guy appeared on Fox News a lot, along with Pete Hankseth. Oh.

Who is the Defense Secretary for? Who is BFF with? Jeffrey Epstein? Oh, no, it is. Also good. Are we done here? No, we got one more. This is one I'm very excited about.

This is a real treat celeb. You may know where is the winner of The Bachelorette. This is Gabby Windy. Here we go. Did I get it done? Which had 25 boyfriends last... How did she connect to Jeffrey Epstein? to Jeffrey Sine, Robbie.

Yeah. I'll tell you, okay. He took us on a very nice trip, thank you. I'll tell you, it's no problem. We trafficked for him. I found the girls. I worked on a children's show. I had access to some young girls.

They trusted us because Gabby was a nurse. She was able to tell us. to the needs. And we did this in return for a nice trip to the Glopalcos Islands. Yeah. Possible.

That's my connection. Catherine, Jesus, are they all to take a crack at this? I believe that. I would say also in addition to what you said, Gabby, was she Dallas, Cabo's cheerleader? No, she was Broncos. Go Broncos. So sorry.

Never mind. My whole team is wrong. Everybody loves Gabby. Give it up for Gabby. I'm sorry for you, Catherine, if you weren't on any cheers squad. Wait, what's the connection? Well, I was just going to say

they did cheer camps. Okay, I hear this. Young cheerleaders and skirts. Yeah. Right? And there's girls, and like people who don't know this about cheerleaders, cheerleaders, the top girl,

what do you call the top girl on the pyramid? What do you call her? A flyer. What do you do on a fucking plane on the way to an island? You're a fucking flyer. His has legs, he says legs. It's all the legs I have. I can see this.

I might have to have a conversation with it when I do. Jesus, what do you got for us? Before the fame and the fortune, I think, and the rose, I think she was trying to figure it out. You're always painting a picture. She said he'd finish this one, dude. All right? Let me plug and finish his fucking. trying to find a job.

She just has, he just paints the person where they were in their mind. Bumps into a fucking pilot and says, hey, if you're looking for a job, I know a private plane where you can go on, you can serve some drinks. She serves some drinks. She was so nervous. She spilled a drink on those guys' pants and started fucking. And then it was just like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. I like the way you rub.

I love the way you fucking. And then she massaged him up. When is it coming up? She gets it. She's lost. That's what the fuck I'm talking about. She went to the island and she was fucking massaging people. And that's why she got the rose.

That's why she's who she's with and who she's where she's at. You shouldn't be allowed to be around your girlfriend's child. Let's petition Jesus's, I would say, wife. But of course, she's not... She blocks what I can search on Google. Who do we think of the best connection out of these three? Was it Jesus of Polda? Really?

Your surprise. I gave you a genius fucking scenario. You're surprised. Was it Robbie Hoffman? Was it Catherine Blanford? Yeah, and they know the prize is a fanny bag, and I need one. I don't know. So, I just need one.

We've got a connection. Gabby Wendy was on The Traders. Yes. With Tom Sandibald. We end it there. By the way, she won the Traders thing. She won the trail. Tom Sandiball got his start on Vanderpump Rules with Lisa Vanderpump.

Yes. Who went to the Miss Universe pageant? Oh, shit. Oh, there we know. Which is owned by Donald Trump. What damn it. Who is BFF's with? Jeffrey Epstein.

You're fucking right. Fucking Donald. And that's six degrees of Jeffrey Epstein. Next some way. Yeah, baby. Tyler, I feel like I have run five miles doing this. show. Just give it to Jesus and let's be done with it.

Yeah, all the time of me fuck. I'll be fucking break the fuck off, man. Wrong. Don't say that. Not you. Tyler's going to tally at the scores. I hope to leave with the least amount of points ever received. No, come on. I do. You did great. I do. Of course

I did great. It has nothing to do with the score. You're amazing. So, while Tyler tallies at the scores, we're going to close things out. Tell you what, it's been a hell of a show. Wouldn't you guys say I'm excited? I'm exhausted.

And I want you guys to come back here next time. Because we're going to be back September 10th. We do. So we had a lot of fucked up stuff tonight, yes. I got to pee. Can I pee or no? There's no time. We're almost done.

Okay. This is your party. Can't wait. Thanks everyone for coming. I really appreciate it. I really appreciate it. I just, if I wasn't clear, thank you. This is so fun.

Who knew that your arch enemy was Robbie Hoff? I'm one of the nicest people. This is true. Yeah, no, it's not in like a mean way. I am opposite Ellen. Everybody knows this. Ellen purports to be kind and nice. She's dancing.

It's actually a terror to work with. I come off aggressive, a little rough around the end. I'm actually a fucking delight. Robbie isn't the way. Robbie gave me the best compliment I've heard all year. What was it? You said,

you think I'm very handsome, but I don't play it up too much. See? A guy like this could walk into whatever the fuck he wants, but he does not, he does this dumb show. That's what wrong is all about.

I look like this dude. I'm a billionaire. Immediately. That's it. Immediately. Go ahead. Thank you. We're gonna wrap things up with the pallet cleanse around.

It's a one clean, wholesome joke. Oh, fuck. We're gonna start off with Hesu Sipoldo. Makes noise for Hesu Sucson. It's a thing. It's a fucking, it's a whole act out. It's a whole act out. The people don't know about Latinos, but Latinos, we give each other big names, right?

But they're fucked up big names. Whatever is wrong with you, if you're, like, disabled, we're gonna make a nickname off of that. off of that. You know what I mean? Like I have an uncle that we call cumbia. For those who don't know, cumbia is a Latin dance. You know, a lot of ways. We call him that because he was born with a crooked hip. You understand?

When he's walking, it looks like, it's fucked up. It's me. We have little cusses in a circle. Eya, eh, eh, it is the coldest shit ever. That's my joke. That's my joke. Hose? I mean, it represents family, and there's nothing more wholesome. Did it cuss?

Did it cuss? That's true. Go ahead, Kathleen. I don't have anything. Robbie? Okay, I do. You got something? I just remember the first joke I ever wrote.

Yes. It was even better than that tweet. It's not funny. It's not funny at all. This is the first joke ever. I think people laughed at it just out of being like, ah. I said, I'm a nanny. This is not funny.

I'm a nanny. By the way, that's a trick that's stand up. No, it's not. It's not a trick. I'm letting you know the BTS because I'm for you guys I'm with the people I'm letting you know the tricks

like all this is something new and this is something it's not funny well let them aside it's part of the joke you're getting the innocence no you're gonna see the end you're gonna see the end and be like she's

they're not impressed go on I'm building it up now I'm building it up as a nanny you learn oh this is gonna be bad you learn to say the name twice so it's not a scary word anymore

like poo-poo, pee, credit card, debt, debt. That's pretty good. You see how she got us? You say it's not funny, and they go, actually it's better than she said it would be. Yeah. You understand the manipulation of a white woman, right? You do understand that.

It makes it on the side. All right, hey, guys, this is going to be really funny. This is going to be fucking hilarious. But you see that? So she doesn't. so it won't be. They sabotage other people. It's a sick thing

they do. I don't know. They have everything already, but it's not enough. It's not only that they have anything, they want others to have nothing. We told Catherine to get here at 7.30. You know what time she got here? 8.35. Right before her spot.

I was here at 748, and I'm always getting worried. I told you, Lisa, be there eight, because I don't want you to worry. That's the type of person I am. I don't really have a joke, but just because we're doing family, Jesus, you know, I just got back also from Montreal, reunited with my family, Jesus, my wife. Yes.

Gabby, and we just had a beautiful night. She's rubbing it in. That's all I'll say. There it is. That's a clean, wholesome joke. That was very clean. That's a clean joke. I didn't say nothing.

And you talked over because you're, he can't. You did not. I did. How did you know about the... He told me. Robbie, I feel like you got a teacher and how to eat pussy. I feel like you got it down. She's definitely got to teach your son how to you.

By the way, it is too late for you, my man. Speaking of too late, we are running out of time. Tyler, it's time to get out some prizes. Tell everybody what they want. Hey, everybody. Do you ever get to some of these audience members will I get up by the best? In third place, with fourth to earn points, is Jesus de Boland, everybody.

And the inside of someone wrote, This woman has no brain. It says that. Wow, someone wrote that in the book. In second place, it was very close. Get back on the wire. Thanks so much for coming out. We will be back September 10th,

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