WRONG! A Fucked Up Game Show - HOW TO UPSET A WHITE WOMAN (ft. Amber Autry, Ben Palmer, Tylon Monger)
Episode Date: February 10, 2026Recorded live at Mic Drop Comedy Club in Chandler, AZ, 12/17/2025.OUR BRAVE CONTESTANTS: Chase Harter, Dana Whissen, Saskia BeeSUBSCRIBE ON YOUTUBE to watch full shows in glorious HD!�...�COME SEE US LIVE! Upcoming Shows:TORONTO: 3/15 @ Comedy Bar, 5 PMSAN DIEGO: 4/11 @ Mic Drop Comedy Club, 10 PMBOISE: 4/16 @ The Comedy Lounge, 7 PMSEATTLE: 4/18 @ Rabbit Box, 7 PMFOLLOW EVERYONE:WRONG! http://www.instagram.com/wronggameshowAmber Autry https://www.instagram.com/amberautrycomedy/Ben Palmer https://www.instagram.com/palmertrolls/Tylon Monger https://www.instagram.com/tylonmonger/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Hello, everybody. Welcome to another episode of Wrong, a fucked-up game show podcast edition. I'm your host Jay Light, and I have an episode for you today that is a total blast. We recorded this one live at The Lab at Zanies in Nashville, Tennessee. It was a really rip-roaring crazy episode. We've got Amber Autry, Ben Palmer, aka Palmer Trolls, and Thailand Monger. Rip Roaring.
That's the best adjective I can use to describe the show.
So check it out.
You can also watch this one on YouTube in full if you are in a place where you can do things a little bit spicy on video instead of just on audio.
But if you can't, keep tuning in.
And hey, while you're at it, go ahead and tell a friend about the show if you like it so much.
Would appreciate it.
And come see us live.
We're going to be doing shows starting in March this year.
Our first show of the year will be in Toronto, Canada, as promise.
Just got that locked down.
March 15th, 5 p.m. at Comedy Bar.
Also got a bunch of shows coming up in April.
Some big ones I can't really make an announcement before quite yet as well later on in the year.
Full show calendar and all the ticket links are going to be in the show notes.
Stat.
So get your tickets.
And without further ado, let's get wrong.
for yourselves. There you go. There we go. This is
some great energy we have here
in the crowd. Make some noise from
my announcer and scorekeeper Tyler Mesnerich in the back, everybody.
This is our first time in Nashville doing the show.
How do you feel? How do you feel?
I feel excited. We back in the south.
Why did you say it like that?
I don't know. Here we are. We're in
Nashville. I haven't had hot chicken yet.
I don't know. What do you want me to say, Jay?
I would like everybody to boo Tyler real quick.
That's a good spirit.
Tyler, what do you have to say to that?
Yeah, fuck you. I don't care.
Guys, welcome to wrong. This is a fucked up game show.
Who likes game shows? Makes a noise if you like games show.
Nice. Good game shows. On game shows,
normally you like it when people do things right.
Not here.
We like it.
people do thing.
What is your name miss?
Cindy.
Tyler, give Cindy some points.
She's earning some audience points right out of the game.
Make some noise for Cindy.
Cindy, you are a good energy person.
We're going to need you to make sure that everybody knows that things are wrong tonight.
So when you hear Cindy say wrong, that's what you guys all say.
Okay, we can do better than that as the show goes on, but we're going to get there.
You guys are eating right now.
I see people chowing down.
Guys, it's time.
We have audience prizes.
Cindy's earned some points.
Cindy's going to get a prize a little bit later on.
before we get to know all of our contestants
because this was what the show is all about.
It's about celebrating the things that are wrong.
Like that bite you just took, mess.
I saw you fuck that bite up so royally.
Oh, fuck yeah.
Tried to take a bite of pizza.
It just fell off like a hangnail
being severed at a manny pettie.
Might be the grossest reference I've done
in the show in a long time.
I would like to apologize for that, yes.
Guys, we've brought some of the finest
comedians, comedians, comedians
in Nashville to tell
you things that are wrong, all right?
We are going to have them do some dark
jokes, some dirty jokes,
some fucked up jokes. Yes, yes, yes,
Cindy's all about this.
We're going to curse.
We're going to play some fucked up games.
We're going to get into some weird places with
all of our comedians tonight. But
we're also going to be a little bit
fucked up to them. Because we have found
things about them online that they might not
realize are publicly available online.
line. We are going
to showcase those for your
entertainment at the very end of the show. That's right, the show is
psychological torture for our wonderful panel.
You guys ready to get wrong tonight.
Now, before we get to know our contestants, like I said,
we have audience prizes to give out for some
of the fine folks who are playing
our first game. This is a game called Worst Week.
Fucking thing sucks!
Yeah, these guys are having a pretty bad week, aren't they?
Or pretty good week.
We're a pretty good week. I mean, he's probably having
best week of his life. I don't know about
Donnie T. But Bubba. Bubba doing great.
Bubba reflecting on fond
memories.
You guys, fine folks
out there. Some of you have filled out your
worst week slips. We appreciate
you filling those out. We have
a couple here that we would like to highlight
as potentially having had the worst weeks
of them all. They're both work-related
and they're both very interesting to me. Our first one
is from Derek.
Derek Wessler?
The one and only Derek in the room.
Derek, come on to the stage right now, Derek.
Take a lot for Derek, everybody.
Take a seat right there.
Derek, in five words or less, your week was fucked up.
Pissed on khakis before meeting.
Well, thank you for changing into jeans before the show.
What caliber of meeting was this that you pissed on yourself beforehand?
I think you're going to say what caliber of piss.
I got a strong stream.
And it was a meeting with about eight people.
Okay.
One was a client.
Ooh.
And a live meeting, not a Zoom meeting.
No, it was in person.
Nice.
Now, what did you, did you try and pass it off?
Did you say what it was?
Something else?
You just ignore it.
Oh.
No, I just let him know it was pissed right out of the gate.
I'm a straight shooter.
Power move.
Power move.
Well, Derek, we think you're a strong contender for having the worst week,
but we also think your competition had a pretty strong week.
This is for K. Allen. K. Allen, where are you at? Kay Allen.
Kay Allen. Come on to the stage, K. Allen. Make some noise for K. Allen, everybody.
Kay Allen's week was pretty fucked up.
You know why you had a fucked up week.
But you guys are about to find out. In five words or less,
Kay Allen's week was fucked up. I got fired over text.
Horrendous.
What job did you have that you are still on stage with a man who peed on his pants and has a job?
A med spa?
Yeah.
Okay.
Do they have any shady practices you can tell us about now that you no longer work there?
I mean.
Nice.
Do you want to name and shame the med spa?
Fresh.
All right.
Well, you know what?
We love that you got fired and you're on to bigger and better things.
Make some noise for Kay Allen and Derek, everybody.
But right now, you two are in competition for who had the worst week, so we are going to find out,
based on audience vote, which one of these two had a worst week?
Was it old piss pants, Derek?
Or was it got fired from the medspaque?
Sounds like you're our winner, so let's go ahead and get you both some prizes.
Tyler, tell them what they won.
Well, in second place, Derek, you get this great...
I should say, all prizes were found in the Goodwill Outlet Store
earlier today.
Derek, you get this great game.
This is called botched operation.
Botched operation.
I don't know.
It's botched.
It's like a dirtier version of operation, because it's botched.
Yeah. There's laughing gas leak in the operating room. The doctors are feeling a little bit buzzed.
Sounds like what might have been happening at the med spa. So...
Winner, K. Allen, you get this. Even better, Shrek Operation. That's right. Shrek operation.
Get you two back to your seats. Congratulations to Derek and Kael and one more time for these two.
Great job, you guys. All right. Well, now that we know what you guys think is fucked up, we are going to keep an eye on our best audience members and get some
more prizes later on. I see you guys filled out those.
We'll grab those in a sec.
But it's time to get to know our contestants.
We have some of the finest comedians here to tell you what they think is fucked up with
the round we call it. Let's get fucked up.
This is that good stuff. We've got, like I said, some of the finest comics in Nashville.
We have asked them tonight to not do their Nateland sets, not to do their Tonight Show sets.
They are doing dark material, dirty material.
It will definitely be...
Fuck yes, Cindy.
Fuck yes, Cindy.
So let's go ahead and get to know our contestants
and see what they think is fucked up.
Our first contestant just got married.
Congratulations, and boo.
I hope somebody bought the $338 worth of lamps
on her wedding registry.
Makes a noise for Amber Autry, everybody.
Show you my breast, you were like, no, thank you.
Seen B cups.
All right.
This is good, I just got married.
Hell yeah, that's hard in the South, dude,
because after you get married in the South, people are like,
we ain't going to have kids, we ain't going to have kids.
I'm like, when you get custody of yours, dude,
get off my dick.
Who in here has kids?
Wow, the energy's electric.
The way you guys are raising your hand like it's an auction,
I'm not buying, I'm not.
We've got two right here, two right here.
Hell yeah.
Yeah, that's good for you.
I don't have kids.
I'm gonna get them back, but right now,
I'm chilling.
If anybody's got a nice foyer,
I can take a picture in.
The government is serious about that shit.
No, dude, I don't like the kids, okay?
Having kids is a calling.
I hit decline every time, okay?
It's really not my vibe.
One of the reasons
I don't like them is the way my mom
acts around them, okay? Every time my mom
gets around a baby, she tells stories
that are supposed to be private.
Okay?
My mom will see a baby and she goes,
oh, look that little baby.
You know, when Amber was a baby,
she had a very puffy vagina.
She's looking at me.
I'm like, no, I don't have anything to add to the end of that.
Whatever you were going to finish off with,
go ahead and send it, dude.
Jealous of kids, too, man.
I really am, because they know what they want,
but they're not direct about it.
You know what I'm saying?
I was a teacher for a long time,
and I would sneak off to have my little snacks.
And this is how kids ask for snacks.
They're like,
hmm.
Like, you feel them before you see them.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, it feels like desperation in here.
They're like, yeah.
M&Ms are my favorite snack.
I'm like, cool.
And when that doesn't work, they're like, yeah.
I'm like, is this eight-year-old flirting with me?
Stop doing those eyebrows.
They're like, yeah.
My mama said, anybody have Eminem,
I can have one.
I don't give a shit, dude.
I'm your mother now.
I just wish we could ask for shit like that, bro.
I want to go into the office and be like,
promotions are my favorite snack.
My mama's then.
They're like, dude, you just pissed on your khakis.
We fired you.
I don't care anymore.
That was funny.
Okay, um, I don't know.
The only time I kind of consider,
like, I just got married, so, you know,
the loins are on fire.
The only, what does that mean?
Um,
Anybody a doctor?
The only time I do consider...
No, you're not.
I said, anybody a doctor for my loinsome,
some dark dude from the dark?
Woo!
I'll take a look.
Come to a conclusion together.
Fuck out of here.
And call me.
Okay.
The only time I kind of consider having kids
is when I'm looking at my husband
and he is just about to come.
Dude, I don't know...
You immediately got silent.
I...
I don't know.
what in my brain is like, fuck financial
freedom. Put a baby
in me. As long as we got
ramen and the baby can slurp, we'll be fine.
Oh my God.
I don't know. We do have
a really good sex life. Amber,
tell us about it. Okay.
It is cool. We're like
coming at the same time and everybody's so
jealous. They're like, I want to do it.
That guy didn't even woo.
Okay. He's like,
Nerman. We are coming
at the same time and people think that's cool, but
it's actually not cool at all, okay?
Because the whole time, I'm thinking,
how do I get us to his side of the bed?
You know what I'm?
Because I'm not sleeping in a puddle, okay?
You took swim lessons, utilize them, all right?
He sees me working out doing crunches.
He's like, good for you.
I'm like, no, this is so I can flip you, dog.
I will say, our sex life is good.
I will say there is one thing that I get a little nervous to bring up.
Fully grown woman, and I cannot bring up
that I want to be fingered, okay?
Yeah.
Thank you.
I know the lesbians in here
are like, speak for yourself.
We do it over vegan oatmeal every morning.
Good for you.
Okay?
What do you do?
But me, it's hard, bro.
Like, what do you have to be like?
Fingering is my favorite snack.
Mama said anybody
I got fingers I can have to.
My name's Amber Autry.
Thank you.
I get it fingering.
It's what me and my wife do.
That's what you do.
When you get married, you finger, everybody.
All right, the people who are
not laughing are not married, and that
is on you.
Let's get to know our next contestant.
I don't know if he fingers, but I do know this.
He, according to his LinkedIn,
was just
recently the desktop
support technician for Cracker Barrel.
Did you guys know they had
computers at Cracker Barrel?
We're about to find out more from
Thailand Munger, everybody. Makes noise for
Thailand Munger!
Mississippi, and everybody around just kind of
grieve.
There was just a general consensus like, I mean you were, you probably.
Biologically.
So the president's been sucking dick, huh?
Damn, been gay this whole time.
Is that why he's so mean?
For the country, like, his, like, being able to come out, like, made him be like, you know what?
Let's get all the guns back from Israel.
Let's just not even that big of a deal.
You know what?
Nobody got to pay taxes.
I'm getting cracked at night.
Like, it'll be crazy.
Like, just as a 75-year-old, he finds out that about himself.
his whole time Rosebud
was a dick in his mouth.
A lot of people coming out
gay recently. Like, what's crazy? Like, he did he in jail.
And it wasn't even because he was blowing up
people's cars like he was, because
he was beating his wife like he was.
It was because
he was buying dick in bulk.
Look a push a bitch in a face, but I draw the line
that man pussy.
No, we got to bring some values
right here. They got to...
Damn. Man pussy is
aggressive on a Wednesday. I'm sorry about that.
I saw a couple of y'all but holes clinched they was like all right they caught ditty
with a thousand bottles of baby oil ain't that crazy and that's what he had on them at the time
he didn't get a chance to re-up or nothing if you get caught with a thousand bottles of baby
your mama got to change churches your mama can't go to none of the same book clubs you're gonna be
i heard about sherri's son i heard he fighting demons that's what they say when you're a homosexual
I heard he pitching and he catching with the boys.
Thousand bottles, baby old.
Even Arkello was in jail like, ooh.
Gross, what you need with all that?
All I needed was my penis and a child.
We could have got him. It cracked him up.
I got him.
You know what I mean?
We all good.
All right.
My fault.
What y'all?
Y'all, all right.
Statistically, one of y'all here, fuck the kid.
I'm not going to go into it.
I'm not going to go into it.
I'm not gonna watch what do you guys do for a living my way
into figuring out which one of y'all
that got things for kids, you know what I mean?
I'm glad porn hub, Gap Band.
I need men to go back to the strip club.
Put some hair on your shoulder, you know what I mean?
Like I'm glad the hooters isn't gonna be a thing anymore.
You need to let a 40-year-old strip
or burn a cigarette out of your shoulder.
We used to be a country.
I don't like the fact that it's so convenient to be horny now, you know what I mean?
Like people on Instagram just go, oh, look at that ass.
Look at them tities.
No, wait until you see her in person and harass her.
That's how we regulate that as a society, you know what I mean?
Like back in the day it wasn't nobody with porn editions.
Back in the days of the Bible or the Lord, you know what I mean?
People would just get so horny that they would go up to a man and try to buy his daughter.
Which y'all don't read the Bible, y'all don't be?
Like you go by man's daughter and he'd be like,
give me a thousand shekels in a donkey.
And we can figure this thing out.
Remember when those romantic to stalk a lady, you remember that?
It was just my imagination.
Running away with me.
Like it's hell of songs about a man declaring his love
for a woman who has no idea he exists.
Like my dad, he used to leave love letters on a long smellbox.
he found out where that lady lived.
Left evidence of his
presence there and disappeared like Jack the Ripper.
And right around the 90s
or the 80s, my grandma was like, this nice young man
is so consistent. He's been
standing outside for three days, not blinking.
You should give him some pussy. All right,
I'm Tyler. All right, bye.
You touched on fingering. We've touched on
man pussy. We have got more to
touch on tonight.
I don't know if I should be saying touch on so
when I'm referencing fingering and man pussy.
I think that's what that means.
Let's get to know our final contestant.
According to famous birthdays.com,
he is the 43rd most popular Gemini named Ben.
Make some noise for Ben Palmer.
My name is Ben.
I like to go on neighborhood groups on Facebook
where I don't actually live.
Just to see what's going on in there.
to see what's going on in there.
I joined this one group,
real talk around Guthrie.
And I posted in there with my fake profile.
I said, just move to Guthrie,
what state am I in?
And then I found out I was in the Oklahoma Guthrie.
Then I noticed a couple weeks later,
Facebook gave me this level two
contributor badge.
So I posted again, I said,
Hi, I just want to thank you
for awarding me with the top contributor badge.
It's an honor to be a part of this Guthrie community,
even though I am disappointed.
It's the Oklahoma Guthrie.
And not the Texas.
Iowa, West Virginia, Kentucky, or Wisconsin, Guthrie.
And somebody responded and said,
fucking moron?
It's no way to speak to a level two contributor.
Also, in a lot of these buy-sell trade groups on Facebook,
someone was selling a handbag,
they said they will not respond to,
is this still available?
So I said, as the item remained attainable,
they're like, sorry, are you asking if it's available?
No, I'm just wondering if the product
has continued to be obtainable.
Also, this person was selling a guest backpack, so I messaged them, and I asked them
what brand of backpack is this?
They said, guess.
I said, I don't want to guess, that's why I asked.
They said, that's the brand, guess.
Then they circled the name of the brand.
I said, why does I want me to guess?
Also on Next Door on this app, neighbors groups where I don't actually live next door,
I posted this one Next Door group.
and told him I was going to start collecting the dog poop
that people were leaving around the neighborhood,
taking it to the vet and having the vet
match the DNA back to the dog.
So we could figure out who's leaving their dog shit
all over the neighborhood.
No one really took this too seriously
until a couple weeks later I posted pictures of dog DNA.
The name's Baxter, Diesel, Goose, and Rose attached to it.
Someone's like, I find it hard to believe your neighborhood
participates in a dog DNA registered
that allow you to make that kind of match, just saying.
You must be back.
baxter's owner.
All right.
Also in this neighborhood, someone was having a problem
with a hawk killing the birds
in their yard.
So I responded to them.
I said, I'm actually a hawk specialist.
I can deal with this if you need help.
They said, yes, please. So I said,
okay, the first thing you need to do is find out if it's been
cleansed or not. Someone else
responded and said, so by cleanse, do you mean like this?
And they shared a passage from
Leviticus 14-7.
So I said yes, but not exactly.
needs to be cleansed with its own urine or remove the demon.
I said, have you spoken to the hawk personally or just through a friend?
I said, no, it's going to sound strange, but you may have to let the hawk pee in your mouth.
Then later, on a different post in that same neighborhood group, someone was complaining about
a guy who was outside blowing on his gas pedal, letting his exhaust go off in his car.
So I commented again, I said, I'm actually an annoying, cool guy, gas pedal exhaust, misfire
specialist, so I can help with this.
somebody responded and said
I thought you're a hawk specialist
I said that's a very similar
skill sets actually first things first
have you asked the guy to pee in your mouth
all right
also another Facebook page
I was looking at here
this is Warburton Farms
they were posting pictures of cows
on their timeline so I wrote to them
I asked that they host cow milkings
they wrote back they said no we don't have any dairy cows
only beef cows
so I said so the cows
don't have milk? And they said,
yes, cows are mammals, so they have milk, but
we did not milk them.
Then my friend Phil commented and said,
they just kill them.
And his comment got one
like, I was like, I wonder who liked that.
It was Warfited Farms.
All right, one last one. Now, you guys remember this happened?
IHOP, they changed their name to IHob with a B.
Well, they told everyone it was going to be a permanent
name change. But it was just like
a 30-day promotional thing to promote
a particular product. And they
asked people to guess what the bee stood for
before they officially announced it.
And everyone was like, well, IHOP, you know,
they make breakfast. So we're guessing
that the bee stands for breakfast.
And then IHop came out and said, no, it's
burgers, actually. And
people lost their minds over this.
This person, Dwayne's like, fire your
CEO immediately. This name changes
the dumbest thing I've ever heard of.
And Waffle Houth is like, we
think it's the right decision.
If you need a cigarette, talk to your server.
You want some fucking
waffles or what?
But everybody was shooting on IHOP
about this. This is the actual Wendy's Twitter
account tweeting, can't wait to try a burger
from the place that decided pancakes were too
hard.
So I felt like somebody needed to stick up for
IHOP. So I made my own IHOP
Facebook page and said if you have a problem
that's changing our name, then the B is for balls.
And you can suck ours.
As you can see, this post did
very well.
It might be one of the greatest posts
in IHOP social media history.
People are writing IHop,
this person, Connie, he's like, I heard Denny's management
and staff celebrating all day.
And now they're out of meth.
Celebration over.
He's like, what are you?
16 years old? That's the least professional answer
possible from someone supposedly
representing IHOP. Our family will never
dine at IHop again.
That's because your family will be dying at IHob.
All right, thank you. Nice to meet you. I'm Ben.
I appreciate it.
Here goes to the mic stand. And let's get
our other contestants back out here.
Otry and Tyler Munger. Make some noise for all of your contestants.
Make a seat. Welcome
back to the stage. What a trio of contestants we have tonight,
huh? This is a real fucked up crew. I'm very excited for you guys to play.
Tyler.
Yes. How is everybody doing on the points?
All right.
Tyler, 500 points. Ben, 500 points. And the most fucked up set.
Amber Autru, 600 points. Wow.
Bringing the finger top.
Thanks for a view.
Brow.
Thank you.
Yeah, no problem.
Tyler, you missed it.
She stuck her fist in her mouth, as you were saying, she got 600 points.
Oh, fuck, yeah.
700 points for Amber.
You know what?
I think it's about time to give Cindy a prize, too.
That was just free?
Okay.
Thank you.
Cindy, you get this prize we found.
This is a shirt from the dental team at Goodwill.
You're welcome.
I pulled out of a fucking bin for you, Cindy.
Be grateful.
Uh, contestants, how are you guys feeling?
You are all here to be fucked up tonight on our fucked up game show.
Yeah.
How you feeling?
Like a winner?
Yeah.
I feel wrong.
I feel very wrong.
I feel wrong as well.
Good.
Do you guys feel wrong?
Do you feel?
I like that you guys held it the longer.
I held my arms out there.
That's nice.
Well, let's go ahead and get to know our next round.
This is our first time we're playing a game with all of our contestants on stage.
This is a beautiful game.
One of our favorites.
This is a game called Whose Foot Is It Anywhere?
This game is brought to you by our friends at wikifeet.com.
It's all about suggesting celebrity feet.
Now, tonight isn't just our Nashville debut.
We also looked it up.
Tonight is also the Country Music Awards.
So we're doing a very special edition.
This is Whose Foot Is It Anyway?
Country Musicians Only Edition.
Look at that.
Yeah, Tyler didn't notice the hat on the big toe there at the very end.
That's good.
That's a nice little moment.
So, here's how the game works, everybody.
We are going to show you a picture of a foot.
And those comments are going to be attached to the foot.
So here's a foot.
This is a country musician's foot.
Our contestants are going to have to guess whose foot this is based on the comments that we see.
Let's see a comment.
For example, this one says four stars.
I'm more of what's affectionately known on here as a flintstone.
type of foot guy.
Short, toes, and wide, but these are
still smoking.
Now, do you guys have any guesses as to whose
foot that is?
Freaks.
I like that it was a table in unison
for Shania Twain.
We had, yeah, a couple Kelsey Ballerini's, I think.
The correct answer, this is actually
the host of the CMA's, Lainey Wilson.
Those are her feet.
Lainey.
Is that a pickle next to the feet?
That is a pickle
on the ground next to the feet.
Now, for each
famous foot, we are going to show three
comments during the game. Lock
in your guess as early comics if you guys
want to get more points. We just shout them?
Yes. You just shout them right out.
Lane and Williamson used to have ass.
They're on my team.
She used to have ass, now she just got
feet.
And feel free, if you
guys think that they may need some more help, feel free
to shout out too. We'll keep an eye on who's
guessing right. Can I make a quick question?
Yeah? If we shout it out and it is wrong, can we get another guess?
Yeah.
Sick.
I'm going to check in. Make sure you locked in.
I'm locked in.
Great.
Get locked in.
I don't know what that means.
I'm locked in to Lady Wilson's feet.
Yeah.
Well, they're right at your eye level.
Yeah.
Well, let's go and move on to our first country musician's feet.
Tyler, show those feet.
Oh, these are good feet.
Nice, man.
That's ballerini right there.
They look at the balance.
The tip of tibing toes.
You all see that?
Right there?
That's a young woman's foot.
That's an underage woman's foot.
Tylan knows that when he sees it.
Oh.
There's some points.
Ben, you did say Kelsey Ballerini.
Do you want to lock in your guest now?
I'm locking in, yeah.
Ben is locking in on Kelsey Ballerini right now.
Tyler and Amber, do you all have any guesses right out of the gate?
Do you want to see some comments?
I need a comment.
What's see a comment?
Comment one.
Those souls would look even more lovely and a nice hog-tie.
Yehah.
Oh shit, that's from yesterday.
That is from yesterday.
It's got three downboats.
Haters.
Somebody flew a little too close to the foot sun on this post.
Do you all have any guesses or any audience guesses?
Keith Urban.
Casey Musgraves.
Okay.
Marin Morris?
I'm calling a friend.
I think my friend is.
Yeah.
We're Casey Musgraves?
Yeah.
You want to keep a, you want to lock in case?
You want to keep it open?
What do you think, Freak?
Freak says locking in.
Freak says locking in.
Tylin, where do you think?
Lany Wilson.
Lainey Wilson, all right.
Are you locking in?
Do you want to see some more?
We got more comments.
Oh, let me get another comment.
All right, let's get another comment.
So glad she seems to go barefoot a lot.
Love her sweet, sexy, long toes.
Ew.
This woman is not safe.
I like that the comments don't help.
known for the context. They're just like, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a good
foot, yeah, yeah. That one's from War Eagle.
Who is a foot soldier? Yes, he is.
Five stars from War Eagle. Tylan, you got any guesses?
Who's a country music, bitch? Which one
of the bitches? Name another white woman. The game for you is just
naming one country music artist. Ben Morris.
I think they met Marin.
Merrimorce. Mayor Morris.
Mary Morris.
Amy Whitehouse.
We got one more comment. You don't have to lock in yet. Let's see that
final comment. I love a
wham-man barefoot in jeans.
A waman.
Wawa.
Wama. Wawa.
This is Boreh. Not a shaman,
but a whammon.
Tiley, you're going to lock in?
Carrie Underwood.
Carrie Underwood. Does anyone else think they know what this
is? No, we have stumped everybody.
This is an amputee-focused audience.
Stumped all around.
The correct
answer is
Kelsey Ballerick! Let's go.
Thank you. Thank you.
What the hell? Ben locked in before
even the comments. Sometimes
you know a feat, man.
By the way, this...
She definitely took this picture to appeal
to the people who like feet. This is definitely
for that. Hello, my shoes off.
I could look at every one of your feet and know your name
as soon as I looked at the foot.
Excuse me? Creeps? Can we
talk? Now, don't worry. We don't all have just
women celebrity feet. We don't
got some men up there on wiki feet.
Oh, God.
And the next one is from a man.
Let's see those man feet, Tyler.
That's Shibuzi for sure.
Ew.
Are we looking at the dog feet or the human?
The human feet.
That's a long big toe.
Jaja Binks.
Oh, who's the dude who looks ugly without his hat?
The guy who looks ugly without his hat.
Kenny Chesney.
We got Kenny Chesney.
We got Morgan Wall and we got somebody.
He's very excited over here.
He's good, but he'd be on the beach, not in some grass.
You guys have some guesses.
Is this a white foot, by the way?
Is this white?
This is?
We identified the race of this foot.
Yeah, we can confirm this is a white foot.
So your guess of Shibuzi, I think, is incorrect.
Do we want to lock in any of our guests, contestants?
Flip-flops from Walmart so far.
We've identified that.
Let's move on to our first comment.
Wow, everyone on stage is in flip-flops or barefoot.
Wish I was at this concert.
You think it's at Kenny Chess?
I don't know.
I'm feeling it in my badge.
That was a younger looking foot.
Kenny Chesney's getting up there in age.
Yeah.
You think that's a younger looking foot?
I've sucked down.
Take off your shoes right now.
Bro.
This is the oldest foot you'll ever see.
Let's see another clip.
Let's see another comment.
Woof, woof, what a stud.
The khakis as well.
Poor dress attire decision.
And those khakis are dry.
Who's got bad taste in his middle-aged country music?
Oh, wait.
Who's the guy who's the guy who's?
Who's that? Dirk's Bentley. That's who that is. It's Dirk's Bentley.
Thank you. Lock it in. It's Dirk's Bentley.
Lock it in. We've got Dirk's Bentley and Riley Green is some guesses over here. What are you locking in on?
Dirk's Bentley. Dirk's Bentley. We got a Dirk's Bentley guest over here. Post Malone.
Quinn at the CMAs today. He went on Good Morning America.
Nice.
Amber, what do you think? I'm on a minst amount of stress right now. I think, is there any comments left?
Yeah, we got one more.
Show it to me.
Let's show that comment.
He's co-hosting with Ryan Reactees, who has excellent feed.
I wish they would make out with each other.
Oops, I meant Ryan Sechrest, spell checker.
I got a new guess.
Bentley, smart enough to co-host with Ryan Seacrest.
We got Keith Urban as a guest.
We got Riley Green.
Can I change mine or no?
You already locked in.
Fuck!
Well, I was wrong.
I was wrong.
That's the name of the show.
Tim McGraw.
Tim McGraw.
No, how dare you.
He's sexy from head to toe.
What do you think, Tylin?
Luke Brian.
Luke Brian.
Okay.
That's a good one.
What about you, Amber?
I'm going with Riley Green.
Riley Green.
All right.
Do we think it's Riley Green?
Do we think it's Keith Urban?
Do we think it's Luke Brian?
Do we think it's Dirk's Bentley?
I'm so nervous.
The correct answer is...
That was it.
That was it.
Two stars on WikiFeed.
Let's go to WikiFeed.
Are you proud of that?
You proud of knowing?
That was really bad timing
for you to lick your finger and
snod happily at yourself.
You got to put it right there.
Make sure to donate to WikiFeet. They survive
on donations all. Yeah, please donate to
Wiki feet. All right, we got one
more celebrity foot.
Daly, pardon.
Locking in. Miss Piggy.
Jinks.
Riba?
We got Reba. We got
Riba. We got Miss Piggy. Did someone say
Stalin over here?
Dali.
Where is the to?
Oh, it's just a club foot?
They're wearing socks.
I want feet, not socks.
Let's simmer down, everybody.
Do you have any guesses?
I want feet!
I need to see them crevices.
Let's see some comments.
You guys seem confused.
Comment time.
Before I die, I have to see her barefoot at least once.
Dolly Parton.
Lock it in.
We got two locking in for Dolly Parton right now.
Yeah.
I'm not locking in for Dolly Parton right now.
I didn't say I'm locking in.
Oh, you're not locking in.
But I suspect it may be Dolly Parton.
One locked in for Dolly.
Amber's locked in for Dolly.
She's almost dead.
She...
Whoa.
Did I say something wrong?
I think that that's the most offensive thing anyone has said on the show.
You guys know about the passage of time?
We're going to go...
We're going to go to Daliwood tomorrow.
We're going to check on the founding of youth that Dolly has.
Make sure it's in full operation.
Tyland, do you want to guess at all?
You want to see another comment?
Miley Cyrus.
I like that we went from Miss Piggy to Miley Searle.
piggy to Miley Cyrus on this.
Let's see, another comment.
Absolutely not one single pick
ever without stockings or hose.
They are so heavy and thick,
she must have a medical condition that requires
them. Three stars.
Okay.
We got some more people confident about Dolly over
here. How do you guys feel about it?
I'm going to just try to win this game
strategically. I'm going to go with Riba.
A lot of Riba fans.
I have a question that's kind of unrelated.
Do you have to pay to comment?
No. Sick.
That's for my own knowledge. Thank you.
You think Gemini Stalion 74's rolling in the dough?
This is his hobby.
We should really find out what the rankings are on WikiFeed.
Because what does Knight mean versus Putsal?
I don't know.
This guy's like in charge? Like, what is he doing?
Tyler, do you have a guess?
are you going to stay out of it for now?
Is there another comment?
There is one more comment.
Let's see with that last comment.
I read in an interview that she did
as a young child.
She accidentally jumped on a few mason jars
and nearly lost a couple toes.
Could explain the stockings.
Well, well, wait a minute, wait a minute.
That's a very...
Wait a minute.
Reba McIntyre got that one song
about selling pussy, don't she?
So...
Fancy?
It would make sense.
She said who?
She was selling pussy.
Reva, here's your one chance.
Fancy don't let me down.
where the mom was like, you're going to sell that pussy.
Like, so I think I want to go on Reeva Mesa.
Is that how you interpreted that song?
Easier than working 9 to 5.
That's a great point.
What's your name?
Malin?
Marilyn.
Tyler, give Marilyn a couple points for that one.
Points for you, Marilyn.
You're going Reba McIntyre.
You're already locked in it, Dolly?
Yeah, Reba.
Reba?
Yeah.
Do we think it's Reba McIntyre?
Do we think it's Loretta Lynn?
Do we think it's Dolly Parton?
I pray.
It is.
I need this.
It's crazy.
I didn't know that about the Macea jars thing, but...
Yeah, I looked it up, Jay.
You want to hear it?
I feel...
She basically jumped on the mason jars
and she didn't want to go to the hospital
because she was too poor.
So her mother put corneal caracine
and sewed three of her toes back onto her foot.
Make some noise for Mountain Medicine, everybody.
That's real good.
good stuff. And that was whose
foot is it anyway. That is our next
round. Yeah, let's get these feet off the screen.
These people are still eating, Tyler.
We got any foot people in the room?
Yeah, you better not say shit. I was going
I was going to get y'all out of here.
We did the show one. The first time we ever played that
game, we did it and there were some people who
we think were foot people because we saw them
sweating profusely in their seats by themselves.
Because that's basically just showing them boobs. That's the
equivalent to everybody. All right.
Let's go ahead and move on.
Okay.
Right now, tied for last place.
Nine hundred points Thailand, nine hundred points, Pin Palmer, and Amber in the lead with 1100 points.
Wow.
All right.
Let's go ahead and move on to...
You hate women.
She said, is it because she's a woman?
A woman said that.
No one cares.
Okay.
They're like, yeah, we were thinking the same shit.
Oh, wait, Jay.
Yeah?
Let's give Marilyn a prize.
Oh, yeah, let's get Marilyn a prize.
Maryland earned a prize.
Yeah, let's give her that, you got it back there, right that.
I do got it back here.
You're going to love this.
This is a recorded tape of the CMAs from 2007.
That's for you.
That's pretty long.
Now it's yours.
We can get you.
There's probably some feedpicks at the very end of that tape.
We'll roll it forward.
She's like, what the fuck am I supposed to do?
I want your private stash.
Oh, wait.
She's pulled. Oh, she was in a car act.
Now that is fucked up.
Make some noise for Marilyn.
Maryland, everybody.
Is she okay?
Did she cause it or was she present in it?
What the fuck?
Are your feet intact?
Yeah, how are your feet?
All three news are good.
Good, good news.
But now you're speaking.
That's what, you know what?
I appreciate that you guys
got into car crash in here.
We're not like, you know what?
We got to get these feet picks.
We got to see them.
Are you aware you're now speaking with an Australian accent
after the...
Am I hearing shit?
No, I heard it too.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, brain damage and you start speaking
in a different accent?
No, I think she might be from somewhere.
Are you from somewhere else?
Did you pee on yourself?
She's done, talking about.
She's gone.
She's too lost and the road
are you fucking driving on?
That's what we want to know.
Oh, it's gone.
Oh, oh.
Okay, yeah.
The brain damage is reversed.
That's right.
We can't do anything about that, unfortunately.
Well, we got Maryland a prize.
We got a new prize, and we'd also offer you this.
Everyone clap for Maryland.
She got in a car accident.
There we go.
Get some insurance money.
Now, let's move on to our next game.
This is a game, actually, perfect for people
who might need some advice, like that bad driver.
This is a battle between human and artificial intelligence.
We are here to burst the AI bubble
with a game called Fear Abbey.
Cindy's fucking locked in.
Cindy's two, except the feetpicks got her.
She's sweating profusely, I can see.
So, you guys know about Dear Abby,
the famous advice calmness.
We have created an AI advice calmness
named Fear Abby, and she is deliberately giving you bad advice on purpose.
But our contestants are going to give out even worse advice.
The audience, you guys get to decide if our contestants beat the bot.
We're going to go to you guys.
We know there's some people out there who probably are in a little bit of trouble.
Might need some advice.
Does anybody need some advice? Raise your hand.
Do anybody need some advice?
Girl, come on.
Right here. Okay. What is your name?
Sydney.
Sydney. What do you need advice about?
You want some marriage advice? Yeah, so let's give them some claps for impending marriage.
You want some advice on how to live a happy marriage?
Yes.
As newlyweds.
Correct.
I mean, I'll tell you what. I think the best advice I can give you as newlyweds is to not fuck at all.
This is the worst possible advice I can give you.
If you hold out on your impending husband after your wedding night
for months and months and months and months,
you are going to make that marriage come to a breaking point
and then you have all the power.
And you can crush him under your boot.
Like you are Dolly Parton's panty host feet.
You are going to have his dick so shriveled up and ready to go
that you are going to really make sure you get to the next level of your marriage.
It sounds personal.
See if AI can do better than that.
Tyler, what does Fear Abby say?
Fear Abby says, make big financial decisions by surprise.
Congrats, babe.
We own a boat now.
Introduce all your problems to your in-laws
before talking to your spouse.
Ooh, that always helps.
Start every disagreement with,
this is exactly why my ex was better at this.
Damn, that is some bad advice.
That's what I was going to say.
I feel like I might not have beat the bot.
Do you guys think that I beat the bot?
No.
That is an overwhelming no.
I will take the L on that, regrettably.
Make some noise for Sidney.
Thank you so much for participating.
Sydney, everybody.
Let's get to one of our next contestants.
Amber.
Let's start off with you.
Who needs some advice from Amber?
Who raise your hand if you want Amber to give you some advice?
What is Coralink?
Quarling.
They're fighting.
They're singing Christmas songs,
door to door.
That's all we do it, baby.
Quarling.
Should you break up with your boyfriend
or divorce your wife?
You should do.
You should get them both in a room.
And they're already here.
Perfect.
I'm already on track.
Bring them to me.
No, I'm just kidding.
I think you should set them up together
so you don't have to worry about it anymore.
That's it.
What'd you say?
My boyfriend's life would be kind of mad about that.
But otherwise, yeah, it's a fraud.
Well, it's okay.
It's supposed to be bad advice.
It's not supposed to be a good idea.
Yeah, what are you gay or something?
Of course Nashville would crack up with this.
Tyler, what does Fear Abby think
should happen with this boyfriend, wife, polycule situation going on?
Sure, of course.
It says, say you're both wrong,
then leave the house dramatically without clarifying.
anything. That's basically what I said.
Live stream the argument
and ask viewers to vote on who's right.
Oh.
Start a louder, unrelated argument with both of
them to redirect the energy. I don't think
Chad, GPD love this one.
I'll be honest.
Well, do we think that
Amber Autry beat the bot, everybody?
Just clap.
They're going to make you earn it.
I think Amber Audrey beat that bot. Make some noise
for Amber and her advice, see?
Let's go to Thailand.
Tylan. Who wants some advice from Tylan
Monger, who raised your hand, who needs some advice?
Not if you're gay, right?
He'd like, stop being gay.
Tyler, we got a gentleman right over here who raised his hand pretty
quick. Well, let me tell you something, son.
I know a lot about this.
Does she have a maid of honor?
You should fuck her.
You should tell her to come over tonight and give you some
Trump. Did you say that's your sister?
Is she hot?
Sounds, yeah, I like keeping it.
family. That's not a bad idea. Does she
have anything workable?
Does anything?
There we go. There we go. All right, son.
You good.
I like that. That's pretty bad advice from Tyler
Munger. Does the AI robot have
worse advice, Tyler? Yeah. Begin
a long, silent competition over
who can hold the most grudges without admitting
it. Winner gets nothing except tension.
All right.
Plan a vow renewal where
you rewrite the vows to include
legal sounding clauses like
must provide snacks
upon demand.
This is a lame advice.
This advice is really bad.
This advice bomb is bombing.
But Tylin Munger, it sounds like he beat the bot.
Do you think Tyler beat the bot?
You can replace humans,
and you can never replace your wife with her sister.
Okay.
Ben Palmer, it's time for you to give some bad advice.
Who needs some...
You, right up in the front row with the braces.
Nice.
Don't do that at all.
Don't do that.
I like that.
Keep the braces on for the rest of your life.
Hi, Sally.
Hello, Sally.
Okay.
Here's her husband right here,
Thailand.
Stand up right quick.
Let's...
I'm sorry about her.
She's looking for a husband tonight.
I'm trying to find her husband.
You're trying to find her a husband.
I would go to Broadway tonight for sure.
No, we're not into that.
Find somebody who's just got done vomiting in a trash can.
Make out with them.
Remember the taste of that vomit.
Have them go back to their hotel room.
Have them spit and pee in your mouth.
Have them penetrate you without a condom.
In the ass as well, some bondage.
Wake up the next day and say, will you marry me?
I got to get out of here.
I feel like Sally is on board with this.
Sally likes it.
Sally's friend did not expect Sally to enjoy that as much as Sally.
Oh, make sure his name is Harry.
Harry met Sally.
There you go.
That's cute.
Tyler, what is our advice for Sally
on how to find a man,
on how to find a husband?
Yes, of course.
Sally, you should go to the nearest grocery store,
stand in the produce aisle,
and loudly announce,
I will marry the next man
who touches an avocado.
That's good advice.
Avocados are expensive.
Or how about, start chanting.
Husband, husband, husband,
until someone gets confused enough
to say yes.
But don't forget to let him pay in your mouth.
Do we think that Ben Palmer beat the bot, everybody?
All of our contestants beat the bot.
Fuck that robot.
On the one in a count of three.
Everybody say, fuck that robot.
One, two, three.
Fuck that robot.
That's right.
Let's move it on, Tyler.
Come on to the next game.
We got one more.
And this is for all the marbles, everybody.
That's all we're getting.
You're going to get more the marbles, I promise.
Okay.
You might get marbles.
We're going to get marbles.
to pee in your mouth after the show.
Oh, boy.
It's time for a final game.
This is a game called Have I Ever?
I like this.
Thank you for clapping, you
vampire-looking man. Thank you so much.
All right.
Like I said at the beginning of the show,
we have scoured the internet.
We have found strange and embarrassing
things that our contestants
have really done.
Oh, God.
Yeah.
I'm going to sit down.
Now we found five things.
contestants, your job is to convince the audience that no matter what we show on this screen,
your job is to convince the audience that you did it.
Audience, your job is to guess who is telling the truth and who is a big old liar.
A one-star review of a massage parlor.
One of our contestants has given a one-star review of a massage parlor that we found on the internet.
It is time for all of them to convince you that they did it.
They will have about 30 seconds.
Let's start off with Ben Palmer.
Makes noise for Ben Palmer, everybody.
Did you not see my entire set?
That was a thousand percent me.
I live on Yelp.
I live on Facebook.
I enjoy getting massage, for sure.
I love a massage.
I root for the Cleveland Browns.
And my favorite kickers for the Baltimore Ravens.
I let go.
few people are getting these references.
Massage parlors, folks.
Google that shit.
Yeah, Google, Robert Kraft, too.
Robert Kraft, favorite owner
football. Yeah,
you know, love going to a massage parlor,
love giving reviews. That's me.
A thousand percent, very negative.
Love shooting on people. Love shooting on small
businesses.
Regardless of how the ending is.
And that is time. That is
Ben Palmer.
Thailand.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
Makes noise for Thailand and Munger, everybody.
Shut up.
That was...
You know, it was me.
The lady asked if I wanted a happy ending,
and I was like, yeah, she's trying to jack my shit off on dry.
I ain't appreciate that at all.
It costs a lot.
I'm dealing with that today.
Drove here, we're angry.
I hit some lady on the side of the road.
And that's time.
And now it's time for Amber Autry to tell us about that time.
She gave us a...
The one-star review of massage parlor makes noise for Amber, everybody.
Liar, liar, liar. This was me.
Massage part?
Fire. Lighting was bad.
Toilet wouldn't flush.
That's it.
That's it.
So just why are you going to the toilet?
Do you have an answer for why you're going to the toilet at the massage parlor?
Yeah.
I was literally going to say that next.
I got this.
Is there not a toilet in there?
I didn't expect follow-up questions.
This was me.
Just send it.
They massage the shit out.
There's your answer.
There we go.
Do we think the correct answer was Amber Autry?
Do you think it was Tylin Munger?
Do we think it was Ben Palmer?
Wow.
Sorry, an honest person.
The correct answer is this was Tylan Monger.
The chairs don't do anything special?
They're chairs.
Yeah, Tyler, you went to like a scam massage place.
Zero Growny massage of Nashville.
There's people in chairs in a room.
Shout out to the lady on the phone.
I'm glad she helped you out.
The chairs don't do anything special.
Two months ago, dude.
Remember this?
You're a local guy.
That's what the star means.
Next to your name.
I ain't gonna love me.
My girl was in town,
and you know how we'd be like,
you want to do some dumb shit I saw on TikTok?
We went and all I could do with my
anger in there was leave a Yelp review.
But I was like, they're getting money, though,
because that shit was like $60.
That's not a lot.
And there was nobody in the room. We just walked in the room.
That's not a lot of money.
That's a lot of money to sit in a chair for an hour.
Yeah.
That's a dollar a minute for the chair.
Yeah.
Get a pedicure.
He's upset.
Let's go and move on to our next prompt.
Tyler, you got the thing ready?
All right.
Recommended using chat GPT.
as a therapist.
Amber Autry,
tell us why you recommended
using chat GPT as a therapist.
Because I've tried it
and she's fucking good at it.
Fucking do it.
Yeah, and people are like,
oh, it uses water.
So does fucking jerking off in the shower.
Just stop doing that.
And go see a fucking therapist, dog.
That is time.
This is me.
And that's good advice.
You should not jack off in the shower.
The hot water cooks the cum, fellas.
I don't know if you guys knew that.
Fonger, tell us about why you
recommended using chat GPT as a therapist?
Yeah, my girl wouldn't stop talking.
So I was like, you know who will be good
to handle all this information?
All right, that counts.
Next person.
Yeah, that counts.
I was going to say that's time.
Ben, tell us about you recommended
using chat GPT as a therapist.
I use chat GPT all the time,
including in the shower.
I double it up.
Good thing about chat GPT,
if you tell it you want to kill yourself,
it'll encourage you to.
Because the safeguards aren't in place yet.
And that's wrong.
That is wrong.
The correct answer, we'll find out in a sec.
Do we think that it was actually Ben Palmer?
Yeah.
Oh, my gosh.
Just one person.
Very familiar with Ben's work.
Do we think it is Thailand Monger?
No.
Do we think it's Amber Autry?
The correct answer, it is Ben Palmer.
Have you tried talking to chat, you B.T.
You pulled that out of me for no reason.
Yeah.
We found this on your Reddit account.
You were posting in a subredger.
about quitting weed.
Yes.
Can you guys tell I quit weed or no?
If you tried talking to chat, GPT,
LOL, sounds funny, but it helped me a ton.
Tell it everything about what you're going through
and feeling. It always gives good advice
and make you feel less alone in your struggles.
Wow, this got real.
That's pretty sad.
Do I get the points?
Yeah, you got some points.
Amber got some points for tricking all, everybody.
Good job, Amber.
At least I didn't leave a one star
I don't know about massage parlor.
Yeah.
Thank goodness.
Let's find out our next prompt.
Listed my killer Ace Ventura impression on my resume.
Jesus, Amber.
Somebody stop me.
That's the mask.
Okay.
Fuck.
Let's start out with...
What kind of job was this?
Let's start out with Tyler Munger.
Tell us about why you put your killer Ace Ventura impression on your resume.
Why did I do that?
Yeah.
never seen that.
That's one of my favorite
animas.
So I was like, yeah, man.
Can you quote a line from your favorite
anime, Ace Ventura?
Get on the grass.
All right, that's time. That's good.
We like this.
Ben, tell us about you
putting your killer Ace Ventura impression on your resume.
Yeah, I was trying to get a job as a private
investigator for someone who lost their pet.
And I felt like that applied.
All right.
Simple as that.
Amber, tell us about why you put this
on your resume. This is actually
super embarrassing because I'm losing it
this game, but
I'm an actor
and I have a pretty good one, so I put it on
there hoping to get
earnest.
The silence hurts.
Say it out loud. Everybody go around and say
what you're thinking out loud.
I think they wanted to hear
impression, Hember.
Yeah.
That's what you're leaving us.
Let me think.
Okay.
There could be casting directors in the room right now.
I need complete silence.
I was the second government on the grassy knoll.
That's pretty good, right?
Yeah, the middle likes me.
I feel like I know where this one's going.
Do we think it was Tylon Munger?
I like this.
Do we think it was Ben Palmer?
Oh.
Thank you, Marilyn.
Do we think it was Amber Autry?
Correct answer.
Correct answer.
It is Amber Autry.
Look at this, your backstage profile.
I'm so cute.
I doubt that.
You also put a Donald Duck impression on there?
This is crazy after what I said up top.
Also great with kids.
Of what?
The social ladder.
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
This is pretty good.
Yeah, thank you.
Thank you, Amber.
And it got me here, so suck it.
Let's find our next prompt.
I'm in with my beliefs about dog.
Oh, this is a tough one.
Who this could be.
Hold on, wait, guys.
I think I can convince you it was me.
Hold on, give me a second.
Yeah, Tylan, your time starts now.
All right, look.
When the Civil Rights era ended.
How long do you think it took for us to find out white people's letting dogs in the kitchen?
White people discovered dogs in the media was like, this is a person.
All right.
That is a thought-out opinion from Thailand Munger.
Do we think Amber Autry, would you like to convince us why you offended a white woman with your beliefs about dogs?
Yes, because dogs are cool, but they, I don't want it looking in my mouth.
And also, I fucking, I probably made a Facebook post about this.
I hate when dog owners walk on the sidewalk and just let your dog,
stroll over into my...
I'm gonna...
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying? Pull that dog too,
bro, if I want to pet him. That's it.
There it is. Ben Palmer, how
many white women did you offend with her? So this one time
I did see this white lady. She had her little
dog in a stroller, and she came by.
I started talking to her, and she was actually very rude.
And I was like, you know what?
I got someone I want you to talk to. So I called
Thailand on the phone.
And he talked to her
and offended her about his beliefs about dogs.
Is that bitch pushing a dog
And the stroller kick in the back
Guys, do we think it was Ben Palmer
Who offended a white woman about dogs?
Yeah
That guy just got here
That guy just wanted it be heard
Yeah
I got a deep voice, yeah
Yeah
Do we think it was Amber Atry?
Yeah
Do we think
No claps, just
Yeah
Go ahead
Do we think it was Tylan Mong
Correct answer, it wasn't D-Tylan Monger on this podcast.
I don't like a dog coming around, you know what I'm saying, one in affection, one in the hot, like don't, like a dog shouldn't try to dab me up.
A dog should stay in a dog's place.
I feel like a dog should be like to help.
Like I feel like a dog shouldn't make eye contact with people.
They need to be outside.
They need to just be happy that they don't have to hunt for their own food.
You ever seen a dog, dogs are very presumptuous now.
Like, though, like, sometimes I'll be at people's house and like the dog.
with like you if you're sitting like this a dog will use its snout or its nose so like you
on the elbow like hey pet me like how do you think you are uh affectionate loving gift of a
presence yeah you're right it's terrible see like my my thing you're the worst person i've ever met
how can you feel that way cut the clip Tyler we can cut the clip this is we jumped the gun a little bit
Pretended to be a pedophile on Facebook.
Amber, come on.
Seriously.
Unbelievable.
Yeah, Amber, tell us about the time.
I thought you said you were good with kids.
This was as a Sventura.
Pretended to be a pedophile on Facebook.
Yep, I did it.
And I'm not going to go into detail about how or why.
Next.
Not going to catch me on camera doing that shit.
Ben Palmer, tell us about the time he pretended to be pedophiles.
on Facebook. Of course. I had to
trap the other pedophiles. I had
to convince another pedophile that was
on their team and eventually
led to that pedophile going to jail. I did my
thing with my fake pedophile profile for sure.
It was 100% me. You guys believe
it was me, right?
No? That's my thing.
It says on Facebook. I don't like
the method that you... I don't trust...
You don't like the pedophile? I don't like it.
You just want them to be in a van, like an old-fashioned
pedophile?
Just roll up offering candy.
Don't go on the internet.
The pedophile hunters these days.
I just don't trust somebody who wakes up and is like,
I'm going to go catch a pedophile about being a pedophile.
I enjoy getting into characters.
Okay.
I pretended to be an old man and I said,
hey, do you want to go out pedophile together tonight?
I know a bar where some kids go to and get a drunk.
Everybody's hanging out over the candy bar.
Okay.
Tylan tells me about the time you pretend to be a pedophile on Facebook.
I was looking for friends to play Roblox with it.
And that's time. That'll do.
Do we think it was Amber Autry?
Clap before this one.
Do we think it was Tyler Munger?
Do we think it was Ben Palmer?
The audience, you guys voted correct.
It is Ben Palmer. He did this.
Target changed their bathroom dressing policy
so that transgender people could use the restroom
that corresponded with their gender identity.
And it was like a huge.
Huge issue. People were writing to Target.
Like this person, Lane said Target has been my favorite store ever, but now I will not go
into any Target store until they change the bathroom dressing policy back to the common sense one.
I do not hate anyone, but this new policy is dangerous because it'll allow pedophiles to
into these areas.
Target, please just make a bathroom for the transgender people, along with one for men and one for women.
That's where we're showing love to all people.
Thank you.
the pedophiles are like,
we're going to enter these areas, regardless.
The pedophiles, baby.
Shout out to the fucking pedophiles.
And that was Ben Palmer. And that was have I
ever, you guys. Wow. Oh, my God.
You can't stop the pedophiles.
You really can't. The pedophiles are going to go
no matter what. They're going to barrel right in.
Okay, guys. Wow. What a night we've
had, huh? You guys been a great audience. I just want
to shout you guys out. For our first show in Nashville,
you guys really packed it out. And thank you guys for coming here.
running in the heat. We would love to come back. We will be back
while Tyler tallies up the point, so we're going to make sure you guys
get out of here on sort of a nice note, because we know we've covered a lot of weird
stuff tonight. All right, we have got everybody thinking about
we started talking about man pussy right out the gate, and then we ended with
pedophiles, and that is not always a winning formula for getting people to come
back to your comedy show. But, so we're going to get out here
on a nice note with a pallet cleanser round. Just a quick reminder that
Jay said, remember guys, hot water cooks the come, fellas.
That's just good advice.
Is it?
Okay.
Our comedians are going to tell you one nice, clean, wholesome joke before we get out of here
while Tyler tallies up the points.
We're going to start out with Amber Autry.
Make sure noise for Amber Autry, everybody.
I'm a great woman now.
I like to anticipate my husband's needs.
And the other day, we're sitting in the living room.
And he goes, it's 2.30.
And I said, we better get you to the dentist.
You guys are...
Did you tell that joke in your van
while trying to pick up kids, you pedophile?
Well, I think we know who's losing
the rest of the show.
Yeah, you got a lot of points.
It's a good job.
Let's hear a nice clean joke from Thailand Munger, everybody.
Makes noise for Thailand.
Sauce fucking this bitch, sideways, right?
I don't like elevators with two sides on them.
They make me feel dumb and insecure.
I don't like not being in on it.
I don't think anybody's first impression of me
should be, oh.
It works better if I can move my whole body
and be hacky and make people laugh, you know what I mean?
All right. My nipples are hard right now. How about that?
You can get up and move if you want to be hacking.
Nope.
Keep it going for Thailand and his integrity as a comic.
And it's time for a clean also joke from Ben Palmer.
Right up here on the screen. Make some noise for Ben Palmer, everybody.
Final, final clean joke here.
All right, let's see, we're there yet.
Okay, this is Black Friday several years ago.
He should always be crazy, and people always brush the stores.
And the department stores were going through this thing where they kept moving Black Friday up as soon as they could.
Some of them were even opening on Thanksgiving.
But other stores wanted to stay closed so their employees could have Thanksgiving off.
Like T.J. Max, they're one of these stores that stay closed.
And I was on their Facebook page, and I saw somebody who had a problem with this.
This person, Trey, wrote to them and said, boo, you should be.
be open tomorrow. It's just another
day. So I made a
Facebook page. It looks just like T.J. Max
and responded. And I said,
we'll be open for Thanksgiving, but only if your house
is, too.
He's like, I'm reporting who made this rude T.J. Max
comment to me. I said,
we would read the report, but unfortunately,
we are still closed.
And that made Trey
angry.
All right, now, this is the same Thanksgiving.
This is the Macy's Day parade. It featured a
kiss between two women that they aired on
TV. Now this is the same
Trey that we just saw writing
to T.J. Max. Now writing
to Macy's on their Facebook page saying
being G. Dot Dot is unnatural
and not okay.
It's okay to be gay.
It's okay to be Trey.
Love yourself.
It'll all be okay.
Trey, we're still closed.
He's like, Macy's and T.
T.J. Max are related?
We're gay lovers.
Thank you.
Ben Palmer, everybody.
Wow, wow, wow, wow.
We're keeping things tight at the very end there.
Tyler, are you ready to give out the prizes?
Yes, Jay, yes I am.
Let's hear the prize music going right.
He and Chasota.
With $1,600 points.
Oh, he's going to love that.
That's perfect for you.
And they're little dogs.
He came right down the wire.
Ben Palmer is 1700 points.
You can also win in Christ with this
cross tie. That's right.
Crucifix all over that crooked tie.
Thank you so much.
It's beautiful. You can wear it. People know you're a believer in God.
I don't have to win this game, though, because that's Ambaratry,
everybody. They didn't earn points.
You got this haunted item.
It's a fucking tiger thing that you put on a shelf.
I don't know what it is.
It's made of wood. Arms jay.
They dangle. They dangle.
That's fucking terrifying.
That's for you. Ambaratry, everybody.
Give some audience prizes out.
We've got our winners from the three people who got some trivia.
You guys come see Tyler at the end of the show.
Make some noise for our audience advice participants.
You guys set some fucked up stuff tonight.
Don't you worry.
As a token of our appreciation, you get our free getting out of cancellation card.
Yes.
Next time you have a meeting with Hollywood, give that away.
We will make sure you do not get canceled.
Okay, pedophiles.
That's our show, everybody.
Make some noise for our content.
Ben Palmer, our champion, Amber Autry.
We would love to come back, so come back and see us again sometime.
Follow us at Wrong Game Show.
We've got some merch for sale.
Come see us outside after the show.
We can get hats, stickers, t-shirts.
You guys been great.
One more nice for yourselves.
One more time, everybody, for you guys.
I have been Jay Light.
You guys have been a wonderful crowd.
Keep wrong and carry on.
We'll see you next time, everybody.
Bye-bye.
