WRONG! A Fucked Up Game Show - I HOPE YOU GUYS ALL GET CHLAMYDIA (ft. Erin Ingle, Phil Burton, Ricci Armani)

Episode Date: July 4, 2025

Recorded live at The Here-After in Seattle, WA on May 22nd, 2025.OUR BRAVE CONTESTANTS: Erin Ingle, Phil Burton, Ricci ArmaniSUBSCRIBE ON YOUTUBE to watch full shows in glorious HD!⁠⁠⁠⁠��⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠COME SEE US LIVE!⁠⁠⁠⁠ Upcoming Shows:SAN DIEGO: 7/19 @ Mic Drop Comedy Club, 10 PMLOS ANGELES: 7/30 @ The Comedy Store, 8 PMSUPPORT THE SHOW: https://ko-fi.com/wronggameshowFOLLOW EVERYONE:WRONG! http://www.instagram.com/wronggameshowErin Ingle https://www.instagram.com/erin.ingle.time/Phil Burton https://www.instagram.com/itsphilburton/Ricci Armani https://www.instagram.com/ricci_armani/podcast art by Melanie Meisner Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello, everybody. Welcome to another episode of Wrong, a fucked-up game show podcast edition. I'm your host Jay Light, and today we have Seattle. It's our last one from our Road Run in May. This one features Aaron Engel, Phil Burton, and Richie Armani. It was an absolute blast. We're hoping we can go back to Seattle sometime soon, so if you're listening from Seattle, keep your eyes peeled because we might have some dates dropping. But in the meantime, next one's coming up are in California.

We've got San Diego back at Mike Drop on the 19th of July. It's a Saturday at 10 p.m. We're also back at the Comedy Store. We've got Robbie Hoffman, Catherine Blanford, and Hazu Sapulveda. That is on the 30th at 8 p.m. A Wednesday night, the last Wednesday of the month. It is going to be a real ripper. Both of these shows are, honestly.

So if you're listening in San Diego, go to the San Diego show. If you're listening in LA, go to the LA show. If you're listening at home, tell a friend, subscribe. Maybe drop a little extra money in the tip jar on coffee to help our expenses. But without further ado, let's get... Wrong! Am I wrong? Wrong.

Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Because it's wrong.

Wrong for yourself. Oh, hello. Hello. Welcome to Wrong and fucked up games show. My name is Jay Light. is my scorekeeper, my announcer, Tyler Meznerich. Go ahead and make a little noise for Tyler. Howdy, everybody. Howdy?

Howdy, howdy, howdy? Tyler, this is the last show of our tour. We are going back to California tomorrow. And we unfortunately just found out about Sean Kent's Wheat Store. In the perfectly inopportune time,

thank you so much for coming out. This is a really great audience tonight. Who likes game shows? Make some noise if you like game shows. Nice. This is great. Now, I feel like most people, you know how a game show works. You like it when people do things right.

Not here. At this show, we like it when people do things. That's good. I like that you knew that I was coming to you. We clocked this. Gnarly. Let's go. Gnarly.

Sick. We're going to do it all. together. We're going to say, we're going to say wrong, all together, because that is how we do things around here. What's your name, by the way? Sarah. Tyler, give Sarah a couple points. Sarah gets a couple points right out there.

At least points for Sarah. This is exciting crap. I like when they clap for points. Yes. Most of the characters we like when people do things right. Not here. We like when people do things. Great audience. Oh, my God. You guys are putting Boisey to shame. I tell you what.

folks among other things putting poison to shit and in a lot of different ways don't you worry we have a slew of great comics here tonight and they are going to be competing

to find out who is the most fucked up comic in Seattle all right we are going to be putting them through the paces they're going to be doing some dark dirty material

they're going to be doing their most fucked up material for you guys tonight they are also going to be in some fucked up situations For instance, we have gone through all of their old social media posts. We have found some things that they might not realize are still publicly available, and we're going to ask them some questions about that.

Along the way, we're going to do some other fun things that you guys are going to have a great time with. We are very excited to get you guys some prizes, because we can tell you're going to be a great audience. You're going to win some prizes for sure. You guys ready to win some prizes yourself? Well, it's time to start things off. We have our first game, which is an audience game. It is a game called Worst Week. Fucking thing sucks.

Yes, it does. Now, I just realized, yes. Tyler, do you have the card with the worst week winners on here? Oh, it's right here. Look at that. Nice. Make some noise for our wonderful producers who figure that out. Nice.

So, we have our worst week winners here. All of you, thank you so much for submitting if you had a fucked up week. we have two people who I think take the cake our first worst week contender is Connor Connor with an E C-O-N-N-E-R

where you at Connor Hello in five words or less Connor's week was fucked up 72-hour hangover Connor why don't you come on to the stage real quick I have a quick question Connor makes some noise for Connor

everybody 72 hours 72 hours God damn what happened that led to the 72 hour hangover they know all about the wine walk I see where is the wine walk

and how much wine did you imbibe on the walk more than enough wines it sounds like Connor you are in contention tonight with our other worst food competitor Eric This actually is, I think, kind of perfect. Eric, where are you at? Eric?

Eric? Oh, great. Oh, shit. This is fitting. Eric, come on down. Husband and wife? Yeah? Get the fun out of here. Oh, wow. I know. Oh, wow. In five words or less. In five words or less, your week was fucked up. Wine at the dentist.

As part of the wine walker, you just... Same night. Okay. Wait. Did you go to the dentist? You went to the dentist in the middle of the wine. Yes.

We were out of the dentist drinking wine. That's part of the reason that she got so drunk. Do you guys do nitrous also? What the fuck is going on at this winewalk? Tyler, do you have any questions? I feel like I'm totally flammergasted here. I mean, like, I'm happy you guys

found each other. You get made for each other, clearly. All right. Well, I don't know which. one of these two, they're going to both get prizes. They both have pretty fucked up weeks. And should they live at the same place, so whatever. There's no going to be any jealousy

going on. Y'all are going to be totally fine. Well, if you think that Connor had the worst week, make some noise. If you think that Eric had the worst week makes some noise. Dentist. There does not sound that bad. There is a dentist in the grave who just said a dentist

as the one heckle for that one, I think. You know what? How did you take care of her during this? I'm gonna golfing that. He only had the worst week. All right, Tyler, these both get prizes. Tyler, tell them what they won. All right, these are, this is an exceptional prize.

This is two VHS states we found in Pelton. What is that? Pendleton, where is it? Pendleton, Oregon. Yes, at the Salvation Army in Pendleton, Oregon. This is Learn to Cook. From the Learn to Cook Divas. Some African-in on VHS.

But this is also very special. It's, my, the Necton 95, Mariners on VHS. They also found... Congratulations to our two worst week winners. Make some noise for that one more time. Everybody. We have some fucked up things about you guys.

It's time for you to find out what our comics think is fucked up. This is a game called Let's Get Ficked Up. And we clap. We love to clap in between rounds. Like I said, we have three of the finest comic in Seattle here to get wrong for you tonight. We've asked them to do their most fucked up material. It might be dirty. It might be dark, but it will definitely be. Yeah, that's right.

Sarah's fucking higher. Two points for Sarah! All right, I'll allow it. Sarah, give yourself maybe more. Sarah's just in front. Tyler could score you higher than two points, if you like. I usually go by hundreds, but I'll be five. Oh, boy.

Well, let's go ahead and get to know our contestants. Our first contestant, I met the night after Donald Trump got elected in 2016. Let's see if she's just as victorious tonight. Please, make noise. For Aaron Ingle, everybody. Aaron Ingo! 25-year-old could not have seen that coming. Anybody here just decided to keep your babies or...

Make some noise if we're into abortion, if we like rights and stuff. Well, that was fun while it lasted, huh? Back to push knee down the stairs. Make a pact with a friend. It's up to us to protect each other. We can't let J.D. Vance be satisfied, you know. So we need to withhold. I will say this.

I will give this to pro-lifers. Pro-life is a way cooler-sounding choice than pro-choice, right? Pro-life, that's a good branding. I honestly, I'm not pro-choice. I can't make a decision. I would prefer to be told what to do in most cases. But this is in a spaghetti versus Alfredo kind of debate. All right.

I need to be able to make some decisions. Pro life, though, that was good branding. Pro choice, a little soft. Here's my counterproposal. Pro death. Okay? Way more metal. I like that.

And I am. I am. You should all eventually die. So you're a strain on the system if you don't. selfish. I am pregnant, I'm also a mom, I've got a two-year-old at home,

and I gotta say, I do worry sometimes that maybe my cool years are behind me. Maybe it's over for me. Am I never gonna know what it feels like to get drunk through my butt? You know? Does that ship sail for you

at some point? No. Fuck yeah. Me, you, bathroom. Later, a couple straws, gravity, I don't know. Do it together. I have my doubts, you know. I feel like I used to be cool.

I used to be into fucking punk rock and shit. And now, you know, it's really into alternative music. Now I'm getting really into alternative milks. That's, I guess that's my lot in life these days. I'm pretentious about it too. You guys try hemp milk? You gotta try hemp. Tastes like rope.

If you put it in a latte, it's like sucking coffee through a shirt. How would you do it? I'm proud of us. Done that a lot of time and I guess do something else a little dirty for you guys. I was talking about this with a guy friend of mine, this guy with a penis,

She's specified. And this guy with a penis told me that he claimed that all, anybody with a dick, is going to have a little thing in their mind, a little trick, a little image that they conjure when they're doing it, to hold out longer. True or false? True. Okay.

I heard some light feminine voices from there. So I don't know. If you're 100% the authority on the topic, but I respect that. Does anybody care to share what theirs is? What's your thing? Oh, Mr. Seyfried is on your mind. Love that. Okay, so he's with you.

He is kind of your wingman. Or she, whatever they are. I love that. Anybody else? I've heard some good ones over the years. A lot of people tell me that a grandmother is a good thing to picture. To me, getting into a little bit of a Pavlovian trouble there. You go to Grandma's house, rock hard.

I don't know. Maybe you could get confused. I would just say, be careful. I was talking to my guy friend about this. He told me his, he would picture an old roommate he had that would eat peanut butter out of the jar. Okay, loved that. And then he was like, what about you?

And I said, what do I think about when I'm trying not to come? I can't think of a time when I've been holding out on anybody. All right, I'm putting my best work in here to get there. I have never ever been waiting. I have never been the source of the delay, I will say that, okay? I have tried my best. And I have had time to think, though. I have written three more Fast and Furious films in the time that I have waited to come, you guys.

All right, that's it for me. I'll see you later on here. Thank you. I haven't had a butt-chugging reference in the comics that in a long time on this show butt-shugging friendly crowd I see you're gonna... All right folks our next contestant other Seattle comics have described as innocent Let's ruin that Makes a noise for Phil Burton everybody

Bill Burton What's up? What's up? It's good to be here So again, I'm just kind of gonna see you can probably see it on my face I I shaved today you could, yeah. So I grew up going to a Catholic school. I went to one kindergarten through 12th grade. And we didn't have a mascot, but we did have Jesus. And I had to go to church like every other week,

and I noticed that whenever something good would happen, the priest would say, God is good. And whenever something bad would happen, the priest would say, God has a plan. But I never heard anybody say, God has a good. Good plan. No one ever said that. So,

wait, what'd you say? It's like God's coming before. Yeah, yeah. I knew it. So, yeah, I also had to go to confession. You guys know what confession is? Yeah, when you tell your secrets to another dude with secrets.

So that was fun. And, yeah, like the host mentioned, I'm from Seattle. And so I was in New York this past week. and I was talking to this guy, and I asked him where he's from, and he said, the Bronx, born and raised. And I was like, okay, that sounds pretty cool. He asked me where I'm from, and I said, bitch, I'm from Seattle. And then I was like, wait, that doesn't sound right, okay? Like, maybe if I was, like, from Detroit or Chicago, but if you say, bitch, I'm from Seattle, you're like, what are you going to do? Code something? Like, this motherfucker's going to work remote. That's what he's going to do.

So yeah, I actually used to be embarrassed to say that because the city doesn't have a lot of street credit, you know, because it's not as gangsters LA, it's not as tough as New York, it's not as racist as Boston. But there's this thing that's called the Seattle Freeze. You guys have probably heard of it. People can be kind of flaky. And I'm trying to make that into a type of street credit. Like, okay, like where I'm from. fuck around to make no friends.

Put that on the back of a Subaru, you know? So, Elon Musk, he's been in the news a lot lately. I used to think he was cool, you know? I used to think he was up to something. But I should have known something was up

when he said he wanted to colonize Mars. Like, never trust a white South African that says the word, call it. Like as a verb, you know, like that's crazy. That's like talking to somebody from Alabama, and they say they want to segregate their rice and beans. It's like, sir, this is a Chipotle, okay?

Racism costs extra, all right? So, yeah. Okay, I'm going to be vulnerable with his next joke. So I'm not drinking right now, and I'm not drinking because I'm on medication. that's hard on my liver. It's for toenail fungus. So I'm not drinking because I have toenail fungus.

Which is somehow worse than saying I'm a raging alcoholic, okay? It's okay. I'm in a ten-toe program, though. Yeah, I just went to Hawaii for a wedding. I was trying to get my toes right for that. Like, I wasn't even in the fucking wedding, and no one even asked about my toes. I guess my toes are fucked up, yeah. So, I think YouTube is trying to get me to pay for the premium subscription by showing me the saddest commercials ever.

Because I'll be watching like an NPR, Tiny Desk concert, S&L, a Duelipa music video, okay? And I'll get hit with an ad for St. Jude's Children's Hospital. And it's just a montage of kids. with cancer, all right? But in the bottom corner, there's a countdown. Three, two, one. Skip. I just gotta hope the kids beat it.

You know, that's like, I just gotta think positive, all right? Thoughts and prayers. So, I was thinking about Harriet Tubman the other day. And so I looked her up. her up and her birthday it just says March, which is tough, you know? Like, if we can know Jesus's birthday, we should know Harriet Tubman. I think she literally saved more people, all right? Like, but if you know somebody and they make the whole month about their birthday, that is classic Harriet Tubman. That is classic H-Tubbner. What?

One time I told this joke and somebody in the audience mixed up Harriet Tubman with Helen Keller. And I was like, Helen couldn't see Harriet saw the way. All right. My name is Phil. Have a good night. Phil Burton, everybody. Hey, folks, we have one final contest. You ready to meet our final contestant? He has a gay talk show where he put straight comedians to the test. Oh, how the tables have turned. Make some noise for Richie Armani!

Richie Armani! How's it going, you guys? Um, they were like, you have to talk about fucked up things and it's like, I'm kind of a clean comic. I don't know if you guys know that or not. But then I was like thinking about it hard and I was like, I did, used to be like a huge whore. Any horse in here? Yes! Oh my god, yes, get tested. Okay, yes.

Including you, Mr. This. Okay, I saw that those hands look big. I bet they fit in me. And I bet they do. I can be your Muppet just like, hello. That's fun. I don't know. I did.

Used to be a huge whore, and I loved it. And then I met my boyfriend. I'm taken man now, which is cool. Yeah. Thank you. I broke up a marriage to do it. And I did. That's like the fucked up part.

But I didn't know. It wasn't my fault. Like he was like in an open marriage. And I was like, oh my God, this is so much fun. I've always wanted to fuck a married guy. I love Lana Delville. And then we were in Chicago and I was like, we're in Chicago, we're having so much fun, like, just he he honing. And he was like in the hotel of, by the way, our like shitty hotel.

I was like, I thought you were rich. But he was like, I'm leaving my husband. I was like way to ruin my favorite city. So that was cool. And now we are together. So that's fun. And no, I'm not worried. History doesn't always have to repeat itself.

It's all I'll say about that. I don't know. I was like thinking about it and I was like, okay, you used to be a whore. Did anything funny happen when you were a whore? And then I was like, oh yeah, one time I accidentally slept with a guy. And while he was going down on me, he was like, I love that tight brown Asian ass. And I was like, that's crazy. It's kind of more of like a tan.

And then he and I had sex and I was like, you wore a condom, right? And then, like, afterwards he was like, what? And I was like, cool. And then I slept with him two more times. So that's fucked up. I don't know. I hate Christmas now. I don't hate Christmas, but it's, like, kind of like, I don't know.

I just, like, every time Christmas comes around, and then I have to sit in traffic, I'm, like, constantly reminded that my cousin died in a car accident. And I'm just, like, she's kind of a selfish bitch for, like, dying on I-5. You know, like, I'm like, you're really ruining people's holidays right now. they have places to be. And she's like, I have to go to heaven. Fuck you guys.

That's my trauma, okay? I don't know. I think it's also fucked up that I have to work in retail part time. Yeah, I worked at American Eagle for a while. Yeah, caca. And that's actually how American Eagle workers like it. When you walk into the store, you're just like, caca! You know, they're folding jeans.

They're having a good time. If you spit food at them, they will eat it. It's kind of how Eagles feed their babies. I worked at American Eagle for a while, and that's kind of where I found out, like, retail's kind of like a gay job. Like, if you're a straight guy who's worked in retail, like, you probably touched a dick.

You know, like, I don't know what to tell. Like, truly, like, okay, when I worked at American Eagle, they were like, you have to go check on the customer in the fitting room. And I was like, that's fruity. But they were like, no, do it. And I was like, okay, so, like, I watched, like, my straight coworkers check on other guys trying on clothes in the fitting room.

and I was like, it was so funny to watch because, like, a guy would just be shirtless in the fitting room and this straight guy would walk in and be like, everything good, bro, and the other guy would be like, yeah. And it's like, you guys are fags. And I don't know. I stayed at American Eagle for a little bit, though,

because they gave me a walkie-talkie, and there's just something so cunt about, like, having a walkie-talkie. Like, it's, like, pinned right here and you're just like, can I get a fitting room? Like, it's just, I fucking love it. It's like, why did we need walkie-talkies? Okay, like, I'm sorry, like, I've never seen an American Eagle bigger than this fucking room, okay?

It's like, I'm not a park ranger, you know, it's like, and no one, neither is anyone else, so that's cool. Okay, I was supposed to do fucked up material, okay? Okay, I'm supposed to close on a wholesome joke. Okay, just keep being fucked up. Okay, just keep being fucked up. I was such a whore in my 20s that there was. definitely a point in my life where like if I had sat on this stool right now it would have just like fallen up inside of you and so for sure you would bet and and

that's a callback okay I feel like that's a good place to end my name's Richie Ritchie Armani everybody nice we're and get let's get Phil Burton and Aaron Engle back out here our other contestants make a loud for them come Everybody. Yeah, you guys, however you like. What I feel good to you guys? I bet you feel good. Who's the big dick one in the house?

I don't know, but he had big hands, and I was like, that could fit me. And that was the joke. Yeah. Let me see that fist. Do this? Yeah. Do this.

Well, I like that we got the crowd in on the fissing stuff. That's perfect for this show. Tyler, you got to see everybody sets. how it did our comics fare after the first round? What are the scores? Well, Jay, very good round. 500 points for Aaron, five points for Phil, and for being the most fucked up and saying, like, what, everyone's

a Muppet, a sex Muppet or something? Save a hundred point for Ritchie, everybody. Say, point out. Guys, comics. Y'all are being real fucked up? That's exactly what you asked you to come here for. We are about to play our next game

first time with all of our comics on stage. all feeling as we get into the games? I feel wet. I feel gayer for being close to Richie. I think we all feel gayer for being close to Richie. That's actually how we convert you guys. Wow. Just proximity.

Proximity. The last of us is actually a show about a lesbian infecting everyone. She's like, you've got to try Chaga. Well, good news. You are closer in proximity to Rishi, so you'll understand. by the end of the show, I think. Let's go and move on to our next game. This is a round, one of our favorites on the show.

This is a round called Entweetment, everybody. Yes, yes. Very good stuff. What's that? Duck hunt, yep, duck hunt. Twitter sound, nerd. What's your name? Sarah.

John, make some noise for John. Let's get John some points. Make some noise for John. We'll get Sarah the assistant there. There are five points for Sarah. A couple of those duck hump points. Now, here's what we got going on, folks. Like I said, we've gone through everybody's social media

on the show here tonight. We'll get to Richie's in a little bit. But what we have done is we found posts from everybody's past. Some of them are still publicly available. Some of them we had to dig a little bit to find. All of them from their past. And we have blanked out words. We're going to make them guess what they said all those years ago.

Now don't you worry, we're going to start off with one of mine so everybody can see how it works. I never know what it is. My producers never tell me what it is beforehand. There are three options. One of them will be real, two of them are fake. This one I tweeted July 1st, 2016 at 1112 a.m. No comments, one retweet, one like. And I tell you what, that's honestly pretty great numbers for my Twitter.

I just realized all of us were turned toward the screen. before you ever saying it was going to go on there and how fucking stupid we would have looked if it didn't pop up. Oh. Okay. Blank going raw, blank. No, this one's me.

No, this one of mine. We'll see. I wrote this one. Did you say that this was mine? No, no, no, no. I wrote whatever this is. Cards against humanity. Yeah, this is.

Cards against humanity going raw. Blank going raw, blank. I have no idea what this could be. You were like, I'm trying out Sufewanity. going raw, hashtag living. This is, you know what? That's a, that's a, because this is perfect hashtag space right here. I have no idea what it could be.

Let's see some options. Option one. I'm all for fad diets, but it's just a tad too horny to tell everyone in my life I'm going raw this thing,'s kidding. I guess I'm fucking a turkey, I think, that's what I mean? I mean, that's fun. Yeah. Option two.

The FDA says we shouldn't be. FDA says we shouldn't eat raw cookie dough because it can harbor e- coli, but I'm skeptical. I've never gotten sick from going raw before. Okay, well, you've never had a chlamydia. That's true. Nope. Relatively clean bill health. All right, option three.

Remember how much more you like sushi than cooked fish is how I got my girlfriend on board of me going raw. Now, Richie had sushi on the brain. Richie knew. You're gonna love all the rice, too. Phil, you had something you were about to say it, I thought. This is 2016, so this would not be my wife. You can say what I mean you want, Phil. Hey, hey, I went raw.

I know that's not a great thing to be saying about. My wife's in the room. That's not great. She's gonna have some questions about this after on the long drive back to Los Angeles after the show. I need a minute before I figure out what I think it is what do y'all think it is Aaron Phil Richie what's your guesses?

I'm thinking E. coli that reads like a good old J joke to me Okay The Thanksgiving one yeah I'm sticking to my guns about sushi because I love sushi I think that's a good I like that yeah I like I do I do I might not be Japanese but I'm Filipino

and proximity I feel like it might be the cookie dough one too this feels like a meat the cookie dough does feel the most like me and I'm a sucker for cookie dough let's see there's some points for Aaron Engel

convenient it is time for Aaron to get it to the hot seat come on over to the stool it makes the voice for Aaron this is a tweet from before we met this is one of the oldest tweets on the show today September 15th, 2014. Oh, I was very smart in 2014. Let's do this.

Yeah. This has the best performance out of between the two of us so far. Zero comments, zero retweets, two likes. Hey. I got to wonder who was liking my tweets in 2014. Fucking curves, I bet. Let's see that tweet.

Tyler. Blank, all around bigot. So two bigots. like this tweet, I think. Oh, that's right. That's right. What was going on in your life in this exact moment? 2014. 2014, I was, I dated the most racist person I have ever fucked in 2013. And, you know, once those pieces started to come together, things go kind of sour, I tell you.

I think I actually remember whose dad this is about. So let's see. Let's see what's out here. I like those odds. All right, option one. Remember, Aaron, if you think you know it, don't say it till the end, because Phil and Richie, we'll get a chance to guess first.

And maybe the audience might throw in a couple of guesses or two. We'll see. Option one. 9-11 wasn't all bad. This is so... This is so... Statistically, the terrorists killed at least one

all around Biggin. From 2011 to 2015, it's all 9-11 stuff. That was, I was reading a lot of books. And this is in September. It's right. Right on the money. Wow.

Wow, we got a smart audience. Fucking thinkers in here. It's like this is an escape room or something. Okay, all right. Option two. Uh-oh. Starting to think. God is an all-powerful, all-knowing, all-around bigot.

We're talking a lot of shit. about God on the show already, Jane. No, yeah. Sorry, bud. Option three. Call me old-fashioned. But I'm just a general all-around bigot. Oh, good stuff.

Phil, Richie. Which one do you think it is? You know, I'm just... I mean, Aaron loves 9-11. By guy, I go away. Which one? B. B, okay. Option B. I know that like I know you

and I know that like deep down you are bad the first time Yes So I think it's this last one Okay Yeah You're like we need to make more white babies That's when you got pregnant

I found a tall Big Dick white man Throw down She did I checked Yeah But she's always Backing into my house For some reason

Yeah weird Oh man Aaron Which one do you think is a real tweet Do you know? I do know I remember this

And I do remember Who this is about What do we got? It's this one This is me Yeah Oh Yes

And wait This is Can I tell the story? I was dating a guy And he was He was mixed race And he referred to His African

Dad He said he didn't want to bring him to Seattle during pride because he's old-fashioned. And I was like, I know what you mean, buddy. Yeah, wonderful guess. Didn't realize how that would read out of context 10 years later. That's what we were banking on. Give me up for Aaron Engel, everybody.

Thank you, thank you. Bill Burton, yeah. Bill Burton, everybody. And I will be kneeling like this. Cute. Is it a stretchy suit? No. This suit, we're probably getting on the last legs of this suit.

I've been working out to my thighs are gonna pop right out of here. Bragg. Oh my God, you should definitely return that to men's warehouse. You bitch. Okay. This is a J. Cruz suit, all right? I know it's moth eaten like a men's warehouse selection,

but no. Oh, boy. They have a fantastic mid and small section. Yeah. Oh, God damn it. It's a great way to get points. Roach Jay. I love it.

Are you recording this? I want this. We are. All right, Phil. We have got your tweet that was from July 10th, 2020, recent. Fuck, this is what I was saying with Ritchie, where it's going to be like 2025, zero likes, zero retweets. Because it's like adjusted for inflation.

It's like extra bad. Yeah. Well, you were just born. so that makes it actually Yeah you like went back It seemed like you went back and forth on whether or not to actually leave your Twitter up or delete it You posted some of these on your Instagram

Yeah yeah yeah yeah it's I was wavering on like how Much to post about comedy And then obviously I'm regretting it so Well let's see one of those regrets From July 10th 2020 Oh fuck Dude this was a

I remember I was It is a lamp Wait, do you want me to explain it? Well? No, don't. Hold it. Hold it.

I want to hear after what the deal is here. This is so Lonna Del Rey coded. This is zero likes, zero comments, zero retweets. Damn,

and you just left that up there. Yeah, we got a picture here and there's a comment you left, it's a caption above the picture. So they are going to be guessing what the caption is. Bro, this is bad. Oh my God.

If you think you know, don't say it to the end, and I want to hear the story behind this photo of the end. I think we all do, don't we, folks? Option one. This lamp had a great time at Coachella. I wish I tweeted that. Option two. cultural appropriation?

Or option three, meet Pixar's newest DEI hire. Oh, boy. I mean, between the string lights in the background and the headdress, it's kind of giving like springback Tumblr era. Like, that's what this is to me.

Tumbleweed era with this headdress, I think. Richie, Aaron, which one do you all think it is? Oh, this is a janger joke here. I'm wondering this would deserve a few more hearts. So I'm going to give, I'm going to guess that this one is the Coachella

one, I'm going to say. Cochella? What about you? I'm going to guess that it's the middle one, whatever option B was, because Phil said he wished he had tweeted the first one and this last one is not as funny as Phil is. Yeah. All right. Audience.

I thought one of them was going to be my wife. audience you guys really liked this one do you think this is the real post no which one do you think is the real post the second one guys are like Phil's not that funny Bill do you remember which one the real post is I think so which one I think it's the cultural appropriation it is wait wait wait wait can I say yes please this is not my lamp that is my headdress I bring it everywhere But I did just get back from Coachella and my head was hot so I needed to know.

This is not my lamp. I was visiting my brother and these were his roommates and I posted this and he's like he was afraid that it was gonna I mean obviously he's not worried about but like he was afraid it was going to get some traction and it was going to come back to him

and come back to them and so I took it down. Wow. Apparently not down enough. Yeah. Or I like went private or something I don't know. Who cares? Phil Burton everybody It all worked out. Great for Phil. And now, Richie Armani. Can I just say, you guys?

I'd like to say that we were on Duwamish land. Okay, I thought that was going to be funny. We're doing a fucked up show. Okay, Richie. I would just like to point out before... Okay, yeah, please tell the story because I almost did. Okay, so before the show,

we were giving to the comics a rundown of, like what this part of the show is. And we got a panicked Richie coming in hot. Immediately asking, did you find my Twitter? And we found not only his first Twitter, but his second Twitter. But we did not find his third Twitter. Which, okay, I don't use Twitter anymore. Okay, except for this one Twitter that's active that he's about to tell you about.

Jay, go ahead and tell him. Tell him how fucking cool I am. The one Twitter that he uses currently is just for porn. And unfortunately, You creating or consuming? Consuming. You guys didn't see it, but I winked. Gnobble, gnable.

Unfortunately, we did not find that Twitter. And honestly, probably fortunately, we did not find that Twitter. We did find a tweet that you posted from your second Twitter, October 28th, 2011. Vintage. And I'll tell you what,

it was a real different time in 2011. Hey, let's just go ahead remember that like I'm funny right now and I'm so woke now and I believe that like he just did a land of knowledge let's see that tweet okay I tell you what you guys might be mad at me but they still say this word in Texas okay go get them that's a big state and this is Ritchie doing his kill Tony audition in my god hey you know what if that moves the needle I'll do kill Tony I'll go fuck Girl, what's wrong with your face?

Oh my God, I looked like Sillian Murphy. We got three tweets. You know, and it's like, how are we supposed to guess this? Because I threw that word around the line. Don't look at me that way. Were you a little teenager at the time? Was I a teenager? Yeah, I was a teenager.

I was like 6.14. Sorry, Phil. I didn't interrupt you bad. No, it's okay. You look at me with those eyes again, and I swear to God, I'll smack them to the ground. I'm, I mean, is this the...

What, does it feel good to watch me fall? No, so this is the... This could have been any of us, is what I'm saying. It could have been. But only Richie was bold enough. I think I only tweeted like 16 times total, you guys. So you always tweeted 16 times, and this was... This is in the...

Not everything's going to make the cut. 16-year-old Richie. Some things are just meant to. to be like this tweet. This is crazy, guys. Something you just got to get on your chat. Okay, also like, clap once if you can, like, say that you, like, use

that word. Yeah, fuck all of you. Okay. When I get to a point, this is, again, we're not, this is not a gasha show, but we are going to show off these tweets because we do got three tweets that you posted. Okay, let's hear. One of them is real, two, them fake. Option one.

Ew, I feel like boo-boo, and I work seven to clothes. Hashtag retarded. That is Hilar bearer. Like even if, like, okay, I think like 2011, that's like pretty fucking, you're like, what do you feel like? What do you feel like boo-boo? Option two. Today I talked with a British accent at work all day.

And I would never do that. That's a bad British accent. Oh my God. It's almost as bad as their teeth. Cleaning up after rude Asians and stepping a dog piss. Hashtag retarded. I'm going to go ahead and say I worked. retail at this time, okay?

And like, that actually does sound like something I would have said back then. And hey, fuck, how many Asians are here? Okay, so we all know, like, they're not the nicest, right guys? Like, look, every Asian in here just shook their head and they were like, fuck that. Yeah, like, this is a battle Richie fights of both. All right, guys, let's stand the community now. Yeah, we all agree. Hashtag retarded.

Yeah. Oh my god, it's not the Filipinos, it's the other, I don't know, we're gonna. Anyway, so Phil, Aaron, which one do y'all think is the real tweet? Oh, my God. Okay. I feel like I know Richie pretty well that I do know you use the word boob, and I feel number one is for my choice. Okay. Phil, what about you?

Man, I'm kind of feeling this latest one because he had a comment about Japanese people earlier, and now people just don't change. I'm going with C Whatever Okay C, C, B, B, A Ritchie Wings I genuinely don't know

Like I genuinely don't know because like I've changed so much as a person And I've forgotten this part of my life Yeah, I'm like who is Richie Armani anymore He's reformed and that's... Is it A? I think... I just...

I genuinely feel like it's actually C. Like, in my heart, I think it's C because, like, I worked in retail at a place where, like, there was a lot of Asian tourists and they were not very nice when they asked for things. The way he's not Asian... Did you also have that kind of stood up? He stood up for those stars.

Yeah, he put multiple syllables in that one. And then, like, think about this. Like, there were dogs that would run around the store that I worked at, and, like, it wasn't on... Why were there dogs? Because it was Lord... Oh, boy. I feel like you're about to drop a lot.

oriental up in here. What are we got? Let's move on, shall we? Which one do you think it might be? I think it seriously might be seen. Let's see which one's a real tweet. It is it! By the way, I would just like to point out,

put your phones away. This is actually an entreatment first where all of the fake options were actual real tweets that you posted from the account. And if you would like to check for yourself, just go to at Richie Armani on Twitter. That's in Tweetman, everybody.

Makes noise for our incredible comedians. Yeah, they're all other. Just all different hashtags. Oh, God. Oh, God, I need to get my... Oh, boy. It's better this comes out now before you're on SNL. We have got a couple more games to go.

Our next game is a game involving our comedians trying to beat. A robot. This is a game called Fear Abbey. Go for it. Yes. Nice. I like clapping on the beat. That's good.

I was going to say, like, yeah, we're in Seattle. Maybe the most rhythmless city in the United States. I think it's Catherine Landfurch. He has a joke that's like, beat is just a vegetable and same here. Yes. We have Tyler over here on the ones and twos ready to go. The way this game works,

is like I said we're having our comedians try and beat the bot that bot is Fear Abbey our AI advice columnist we have trained Fear Abbey to only give bad advice bad advice on purpose to your questions and our comics are going to try and give them or give you worse advice than the robot does your job if we get some advice is to determine which one did worse the comic or the robot for your abbey. Tyler Let's go and show how this works so that way everybody knows. You have something you need

some advice about? Yeah, Jay. I've been going on a lot of dates and I want some advice on how to guarantee that a date ends with a kiss. What you got for me, Jay? All right, we want Tyler to guarantee a date ends with a kiss. All right, I think that you should be making sure that you fill your mouth

with all of the smelliest possible objects that they have wherever you're going on a date. If you're going on a date, If you're going to a bar, pickled onions, pickled olives galore, just shove them in there. If you're at an Italian restaurant, actually, you should only go to an Italian restaurant so you can be just deep throat and garlic the whole time.

That's what I think. That's how you guarantee a kiss. What does fear Abby say? Well, let's hear what the bot says. The bot says, mention how every day you ever had and in a kiss, so it's basically tradition. Constantly lean in. Constantly lean in.

Even mid-sentence, just to keep her guessing. set a timer on your phone labeled kiss o'clock and act surprise when it goes up so I think Jay to not beat the bot.

God damn it yeah I don't think I beat the bot do we think the bot beat me on that one? Yeah, that's fair. Everybody boo me real quick I feel like I deserve I feel like I deserve that.

Oh well. Hey, these comics, they're not going to get booed. They're ready to beat the bot. You guys ready to see our comics beat the bot? Tyler, who's going to be

going first on this right? Let's see Let's throw it You know what I like him He's doing fun stuff Let's go Richie Let's go Richie

Richie All right All right Richie So Who other needs some advice Yeah Sarah you're ready You ready? Okay

Richie baby Give me some advice Well what's your question Yeah what's your question We need advice I can't just give you advice I'd be bullying What's the next move in my life

What's the next move in your life Is this your man's? I both of them. Okay, cool. I love that. The next move in your life. Get some more information ever reached. Yeah, I need a little bit more to go on.

Yeah, we need a little bit more specificity. What's going on in your life right now? I'm going to venture. I want a little bit of... What kind of business do you own? A bookkeeper. Okay, that sounds illegal. Okay.

It can be if you work it right. Okay, so, and then, okay, and then what... Do you guys have kids? No, no. No kids. Okay. I have a 23-year-old daughter. This is just a...

You have a 23-year-old daughter. Okay. Really good friend. So my advice to you for like, if you just want, it sounds like you want to spice it up. Um, would be to take your bookie business and like make that illegal move happen. And then slowly kind of just like breadcrumb trails back to your 23 year old daughter. Because she probably, she's probably like, oh, I just graduated college. I need a lot of money.

And it would be really easy to be like, oh yeah, this dumb bitch fucking is trying to siphon money out of me if the cops ever got involved. And then you go into like this Nancy bot. from like weeds kind of lifestyle where you're like, I'm gonna start selling drugs now too because like fuck it, nothing matters and then like this guy, whatever your name is, you're gonna be like, I'm in, we're ride or die forever and you're gonna get a fucking gun, okay?

And I don't even know where you get that in Washington. You have a gun in a name? Your name's John? Sure, whatever. John's gonna have a fucking gun. And then you guys are gonna just go to Nevada and then you're gonna be like, I'm gonna start fresh and be a good bookie now. and then like you're not going to do it because you can't escape crime.

And then on like season seven of the story arc, everyone's going to be like, this bitch is kind of boring. And the story's kind of played out. And that's my advice to you. That's some fun advice from Richie. What did Fear Abbey say, Tyler? I will say. 100 points for Sarah.

A little hung up on the bookkeeping part of this. Fear Abby says, replace all your spreadsheets with glitter-filled scrapbooks. I feel like that also, Could have been Richie's advice at a different point. Anything else? Yeah, I was calling there. Introduce mystery charges into accounts just to see if anyone noticed it.

Do we feel like Richie beat the bot, everybody? Good job, Richie. Richie beat the bot. Are we going to fill? Oh yeah, wait, I got a prize. Oh yeah, we got a prize. Oh, yeah, Sarah, you got a prize. All these prizes were found at a very Christian thrift store.

The Sunbridge thrift store. In Walla Walla Washington. This is Will America Survive? A book about how the Bible predicts America will fall. That's for you. You're welcome. Phil Burton, you're going to be going next. Who needs some advice from Phil?

Who needs some bad advice? Come on. Don't be shy, folks. Yes, over there. Wait, did you really? If you did, I'm sorry, you should be on doxyPap. All right. Phil, you think you got this?

I'm like, you guys want to work this out right now? You're like, what's that, Rory or whatever that show? Like, no, that's the... Mori? Mori. He's 12 years old. He doesn't know. I've only known streaming my whole way.

So, what's your name? Kevin. And you have chlamydia. Richie's been from Richie. From Richie. So, quick pause. Richie's been in relationship for a couple years, so you've been, you've just been holding on to that.

Kevin, let's... Richie, what... Oh, no, sorry, Richie, Phil. What is your advice? So, I think Richie needs some advice. What do I do? So, advice for you. Bad advice.

The worst advice possible for someone to commit. Bro, I mean, talk to somebody right? Who would you come with? Look at me. So I would make as many friends as you can. I would introduce yourself to the front row here, to this man right next to you, fucking do a polyamorous thing.

Spread that shit like wildfire, you know? I think by the end of the night, you want everybody in this room, myself excluded, to have committee. Don't come anywhere near me, but you want to like, you want to fuck everybody in this room consensually. And...

And... You want to fuck everybody in this room consensually. verging on good advice. Unprotected. And, yeah, and then don't tell anybody and send them on their way, you know, and it'll be

a beautiful thing. So everybody in this room pretend you did not hear that there's a committia-riddled man in this room. Hey, Tyler, what does Fear Abby say? Well, I couldn't get, if you were having to give advice on how to not, Is chlamydia too

But I got advice for how to not get Chlamydia, so here we go. Assume you're immune because you just have a good feeling about it. Only ask people if they look clean. Trust your instincts over medical facts. Believe that showering after sex cancels everything out. All right.

Do we think that Phil Burton beat the bot, folks? You know what? Do we feel like the bot beat Phil? Because of the phrase that, yeah, I mean, it's more succinct. You know, we're going to call this one to draw. We'll call the one to draw. We're splitting the bush. Here's a prize, Jay.

Here's a prize, Jay. Yes. Show them. Show the audience. This is another book. It's called Managing Stress by the Power of God's Love. That's for you. That felt very appropriate.

Hello. You need some bad advice from Aaron. Right here in the front row. Hello. How do you find a housewife? Food. Weirdly specific. Okay. You're going to want to start at a bouldering gym, okay? You're going to find the woman with the most carabiners, the heaviest pocket that you can see. And then we're going to start a long game,

okay? There's going to be a lot of tea. There's going to be a lot of mushroom supplements. You are going to what we do in the biz call gas light, okay? You are going to convince her that she is interested in men. And then, I think after three to five years, first of all, you're also gonna have to get chickens. You get these chickens, now she's at your house all the time, helping take care, okay? You're like, oh, I don't want to fucking take care of a chicken.

I'm a guy, you know? And I think what's going to happen after a while is she's going to go straight. And you're going to catch yourself a nice little house lesbian. Okay? That is some solid bad advice. Thank you so much. Tyler, what does Speerabby say? Refer to yourself as a provider at least five times per cost.

conversation. Post a job listing titled Seeking Domestic Goddess must cook, clean, and laugh at all my jokes. Only date people who list baking as a hobby and ask for a resume. I feel like these are all things that he

has already tried. Do we feel like Aaron Engel beat the bot? Great job. Nice work. That is Fear Abby. We have a prize here. Oh yeah, we got a prize. This is a book called Heaven. This is called

Forgiven. Oh, you're right. Fuck. It's Forgiven. The powerful testimony of ghetto preacher Willie Ramos, that's for you.

Can I sign it? She's signing it, everybody. That's incredible. Make some noise. I think that's Fear Abbey, everybody. And we have one more game. Tyler,

let's check it on the scores. How's everybody doing so far? Wow, that was a great round. Phil is getting his asking. We can come back, Phil. 1300 points for Phil. And a tie for first with Aaron and Richie, 1600 points.

Wow. A thousand dollars. Very nice stuff. Anything can change in the final round, folks. This is one of our all-time favorite games. This is a game of sexual trivia called The Weakest Kink.

Yes. Yes. One more game. We are a porn-consuming city here in Seattle, yes, we're watching porn. We're a horny crowd. One of my favorite parts

that we uncovered about the website Porn Hub is that they have an insight section where they have data based on people's porn watching habits. Weakest link style, we are going to be playing trivia with our contestants here. We got two rounds. The first one is the regular

weakest link round, weakest kink style. Everybody, please stand up. Make some noise for our contestants. So, Tyler is going to be keeping track here. Oh, no, you guys, stand here. Oh, we stay seated. No, no, no, don't sit, but stand, just stand in front of your chairs. Face the audience, what are you guys?

Why are you guys all facing me? I don't know what happened. I worship the screen. I got the questions here on the cards. Don't you worry. I'm going to be asking trivia questions. Whoever gets the most right will be moving on to the sudden death round. the two comics who get the most right.

We'll moving on to the sudden death round. Whoever gets the lowest is the weakest kink, goodbye. Tyler's going to be keeping track as scores, and we are going to start with the weakest link currently, which is Phil Burton. I don't really like that intro. We are going to get things going in the first round. Two minutes on the clock.

Is everybody ready for the weakest kink? Wait. Two minutes to answer as many questions possible? Everybody, we have two minutes for ads. everybody to be answering questions. Oh, okay. And if you need me to repeat the question, just say, repeat the question. Tyler, let's put those two minutes on the clock.

Phil, which of these football search terms was the most popular on Super Bowl Sunday, 2025? Super milk, super tits, super fat BBW. I see. Correct. Richie, which of these cheerleader search terms was the most popular on Super Bowl Sunday, 2025? Thick cheerleader, hot horny cheerleader threesome. Cheerleader threesome. Incorrect. Hot horny cheerleader.

Aaron, which of these search terms grew by 4,510% on Super Bowl Sunday 2025? Big Giant Monster Cock. Football player jerk off. Fishnet Footjob. Ooh, honestly. Fishnet Footjob. Incorrect. Big Giant Monstercock.

Phil. Which of these search terms is the most popular in Washington? on Valentine's Day 2025. Pegging, Spanking, Flogging. Fucking Peggy. Incorrect. Spanking. Witchie. Which of these search terms

was most popular in New York State on Valentine's Day, 2025? Emotional, Cuddling, Mutual Orgasm. Mutual orgasm. Incorrect. Emotional. Aaron. Which of these search terms was most popular in California

on Valentine's Day 2025? Harry Bush. Quayf, anal. Anal. Correct. Phil. Which of these transgender search terms

was most popular with men in 2025? Trans-Goth, trans chastity, trans-dildo-cum. Trans-chastity. That is correct. Richie.

Which of these categories was most popular in Norway? Pissing, fisting, bondage. Oh, my God. Is it... Is it bondage?

It is pissing. Aaron, which are these search terms or viewers from Washington most likely to use? Friends mom, milking, amateur wife. I'm so sorry, I cannot complete the question. I'd like to say that this game is not fair to me as a homosexual. Not a single question in there was like,

ooh, my straight friend goes to the mall with me, or ooh, my straight friend comes over, or ooh, my strength, like that wasn't... Richard's just plugging a show right now. I will just say it because I'm sure we're all curious. The search term viewers from Washington are most likely to use in 2024 was milking. You knew?

I did. Sarah gets some fucking points again. Nice work. What are you milking? Tyler. Who's the weakest king in this round? Well, Richie got nothing right

Despite having a Twitter porn account. Aaron got one and Phil got two. All right. You guys fucking doubted. You guys fucking doubted. This is crazy because this lines up with Phil's favorite porn search term. Come from behind.

Yeah. Got him. Got his ass. All right. Richie, you must sit down. But you are not out. Don't worry. The Sun Death Round works as follows.

Let's hear that Sundeth music, Tyler. It's time for Sun Death. Oh, Sud Death. Do you guys own the rights? Absolutely not. The Sund Death Round works as follows. We are going to be asking questions down the line, one by one. The first person to get two questions correct wins.

But if either of these comics get a question wrong, Richie does get a chance to come back into the game. It's been on stage the entire time. We didn't... It doesn't get to whip an audience member. Does not get to whip an audience member. We don't have time for this. This is too strong. Tyler...

I'm not to get more Jesus books in a second. Come. We are going to start with the strongest gink from the first round. So, Phil, you are going to start off. Do I get a question? Then she gets a question. Yes, that is exactly right.

I'm starting off against. You know what? I'll allow you to whip Phil for that. Well, your time in the sudden death chamber starts right now. Let's get that sudden death music on, Tyler. Tension. All right. These are going to be mostly options of two, like this one.

Phil. True or false? Porn viewers from Maine are more likely to search for Harry Bush than any other state. True. That is correct. Never been to Maine, but. How to feel. Aaron Ingle.

Aaron. Which Seattle Seahawks appearance in the Super Bowl reduced traffic to porn hub the most versus the New England Patriots or versus the Denver Broncos? Yeah, Patriots. Incorrect, the Denver Broncos. Aaron, take a seat.

Richie, you get a chance to chop in here now. Hey, guys, remember me? Don't listen to the crowd, Richie. Listen to the voice in your heart, Richie. Don't listen to the crowd. Voice in my heart made me sit down. All right, Richie. Which of these transgender search terms is most popular with women in the United States?

Trans fucked by man or trans man gets fucked. I feel like it's trans man gets fucked. You feel wrong. It is trans fucked by man. Take a seat. Aaron Engle, you still got another chance. But Phil's got the eye of the tiger. Let's see if Phil can get this one correct and win the game.

If you get this right, Phil, you win. You can't see you for Phil. Phil rule. I hope you guys all get chlamydia from this motherparking. Consensually. All right, Phil. True or false. The top gaining category in all of porn in 2024 was fissing.

That is correct. correct it was false Phil Burton category was Bukaki by 125% Wow and that is the weakest king makes the noise for all of our contestants You know his porn Fisting not by watching porn Fisted by a stork Just shoves the egg all the way up in there yeah

How much talent can get in there What is this the fucked-up Looney Tunes cartoon that's been going to on. All right folks. Tyler's going to tally up the final scores. We do have our comedians. Of course, we've said a lot of fucked up things tonight. We've done a lot of fucked up things. We've gone to some weird places. I've seen the faces of some of the audience members. We did not all like what was going on during the show. But we want to make sure you guys get out of here on a nice note so you come back and see us again when we come back to Seattle. Yes, and which we absolutely will. You guys have been a wonderful audience.

Taylor made for this show. I have a a nice pallet cleanser ready for you guys. It's time for the pallet cleanser round. Yes, so we're going to vibe out to the pallet clenger for just a second. We have asked all of our comedians to tell a clean, wholesome joke to get us out of here while Tyler Talley's out of the scores. They are going to do that right now. We're going to go in the same order that we began, starting off with Aaron Engel.

Make some of us for Aaron Engel, everybody. Okay. All right, y'all, you know I got a two-year-old at home, and I got to say, I am a stoner. mom. Okay. I'm not smoking right now. Don't want this. It's got to be too chill. Just piping incubus into headphones, though. That's my backup. I am a stoner mom. I don't think that society knows quite what to do with a stoner mom. We've accepted wine mom, right?

She's at karate with her Yeti cup. We know what she's up to. But I just don't think pot is a bad drug. To me, a pot is not an unsafe drug. Worst thing I've ever done on pot is try to capitalize a number. And I did give myself pause and then I'm 35 years old looking for the big seven right now. And here it is. At the end of the day, you put me side by side

with a sober mom who's having more fun looking at rocks. All right, thanks guys. Aaron Engel, everybody. And keep that nice energy going for Phil Burton in his clean, awesome show. So I was thinking about Harriet Tubman the other day. So I just moved to a new neighborhood and sometimes I feel dumb when I talk to my neighbors about their pets.

Because I was talking to this neighbor and I was like, what's your cat's name? And they said Hubble. I was like, okay, Hubble, just like the telescope. They're like, no, like the person that invented the telescope. I was like, well, I'm trying my goddamn fat. my goddamn best right now. I kind of want to launch you into space. So, yeah, I'm still just a dark sense of humor, so I think so left.

Bill Burton, N.P. that I sent you on for Richie Armada. I do shows. I don't always talk about being gay, even though you guys can see and hear me. And... But that'd be crazy if I got up here with this voice and this crop jersey, and I was like, I love pussy and football. Like, would any of the, like, would any of the, like, would any of the, like,

would any of the, like, would I'm just... ladies believe me if I was just like up here like let me get in there gnom, num, num, gnom, no, no, no. Like that's not be crazy. You know, I'm just like, I'm down there with a headlip.

I'm like, how do we even check it open? That's my joke. That's Richie Armani. Beautiful, beautiful stuff all the way around. Okay, Tyler, we have some prizes I think we're ready to go out to hear that prize music.

Hey, everybody. Hey, get it up for all the commanding. All right in third place it really he just sunk it's first year money right six hundred points he gets this popular parents popular parents again all things you found at thrift stores pictures of parents that's just for you enjoy it in second place it was very close right up to the end it's not in color by the way most of it is not in color but there are 28 pictures wait who's this for this goes to Aaron Engel, everybody.

Ayrneagle, 8,000 points. How to Catch Crabs. I'll take silver. How to catch crabs. The third edition, three times is big. How to catch crabs? You want this, buddy? First place, what a comeback.

Vincent Peel. And one of the other Jesus books I found. How will America to survive? That's for you. And hey, for Sarah, our horny trucker of guest. We're a good Bible prophecy. That's for you. Read the Bible.

God damn. Guys, that was our show. Making it loud one more time for Richie Armani Air. All of our contestants are playing today. You do get one of our patented. Get out of cancellation free cards. If anything ever goes wrong, we got your back. Don't you worry.

Just turn that into your next meeting. We'll be taking care of y'all one more time for all of our comments. Oh, everybody. We... Let's do the S&L. You guys can talk to them outside. Say hi. Take some pictures.

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