WRONG! A Fucked Up Game Show - I WANNA DO A CHARLIE KIRK JOKE (ft. Irene Tu, Mandal, Willie Simon)

Episode Date: November 7, 2025

Recorded live at The Comedy Store in Los Angeles on September 10th, 2025.OUR BRAVE CONTESTANTS: Irene Tu, Mandal, Willie SimonSUBSCRIBE ON YOUTUBE to watch full shows in glorious HD!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠COME SEE US LIVE!⁠⁠⁠⁠ Upcoming Shows:LOS ANGELES: 11/12 @ The Comedy Store, 8 PMNASHVILLE: 11/19 @ The Lab at Zanies, 7 PMASHEVILLE: 11/22 @ French Broad River Brewery, 8 PMASHLAND: 12/5 @ White Rabbit Clubhouse, 8 PMSUPPORT THE SHOW: https://ko-fi.com/wronggameshowFOLLOW EVERYONE:WRONG! http://www.instagram.com/wronggameshowIrene Tu https://www.instagram.com/irene_tu/Mandal https://www.instagram.com/themandalman/Willie Simon https://www.instagram.com/williesimon_/podcast art by Melanie Meisner Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello everybody, welcome to another episode of Wrong, a fucked up game show podcast edition. I'm your host Jay Light, and today we have a real barn burner. This is our September show featuring Irene 2, Mandel, and Willie Simon, live from the Comedy Store in Los Angeles. Speaking of the Comedy Store, you can come see us again there live next Wednesday. Wednesday, November 12th, 8 p.m. in the belly room. And if you're not here, hey, guess what? We're coming out there too. Nashville, in a week after that, November 19th, the lab at Zanis, 7 p.m.

Asheville, North Carolina at French Broad River Brewing on the 22nd. That's a Saturday. Also at 8 p.m. And then we got more shows, Ashland Sarcasm Festival on Southern Oregon. The Comedy Store in December on the 10th. We've got the Comedy Store in December, and we're going to be in Phoenix in December. Also closing out the year at Mike Drop Comedy Club and Chandler, which I guess is the Phoenix Metropolitan area. But whatever, we've got all these shows available for you to buy tickets to now.

So I'm going to put all the links in the show notes. If you like the show, tell a friend. Tell them to come see us live. Tell them to subscribe. We'll get you out there when we see you. But for now, let's get wrong. Thank you for doing one clap at the very end. of the time.

Your hand's cold? Okay, it's cold in here. Hi, welcome to wrong, a fucked up game show. Who likes game shows? Great. Nice. Thank you for raising your hand. Substitute teacher energy. Nailed from me. My name is Jay Light. I'm the host of this fucked up game show.

Make some noise for my man over in the corner. That's Tyler Meznorich. Hello, everybody. Hello. Tyler is our wrong scorekeeper. He is the prize. master. We got a bunch of prizes today. Tyler, you want to tell us about some of these prizes we have? Well, we have books that I found on the street. And drugs from Maxwell Farms, everybody. Yeah. Now that's getting him to a full clap. You know what? I think we found the Pavlov's weed for this gentleman.

What's your name? John. Let's give John some drugs right now. How about? John, you can have that, and you can also have this DVD of It's Complicated. It has no case. A girl we're on a day with on Tinder, brought it over, and then never came back. That's for you. Just a loose, it's complicated.

I don't need it. That was like eight years ago. I don't need it anymore. Tyler, was that relationship complicated? It sounded pretty straightforward. It was pretty straightforward, yeah. She didn't like you enough to even come get the, it's complicated DVD.

She did tell me that she, uh, that Hannibal Burris hit on her at a bar and she turned him down. So that was like, I was like, all right, well he hooked up with me. I guess I got that on him. I guess you do. I can't argue with that. Um, well, this is, uh, this is a game show. You guys are a great audience and you guys will be in contention to win some more prizes as the game goes on. Because you guys are being a great audience. I can already tell. You showed up on 9-11 Eve. You came ready to laugh at some fucked up stuff because that's what this show's all about. Yes. That's where we had a sickly make a wish boy coming up and doing an opening set.

We're laughing at things that are fucked up. That one got Tyler good. Give me some fucking points for that, Tyler. We are here because on most games shows, you like it when people do things right. Not here. We like it when people do things.

That's like a studio audience. We might be able to get, I mean, we might be able to get, everybody in the audience, surprise tonight. I think you might be able to be honest. Maxwell Farms guys love that. They're going to get our product out. We have some of the best comics in town

here to tell you some fucked up jokes and get on your shit list. We also, by the way, didn't just ask them to tell jokes. We have dove into their pasts. We have found tweets, social media posts, things that they probably thought they deleted. We've uncovered them,

and we are here to present them to you tonight. Psychological warfare. Oh, no, you guys are... You guys are more wary about this part. I assure you, it's all in good fun, even though it is psychological warfare for our comedians. We've also got some other fun games. A seasonal game.

We're gonna have some fun times now. You guys ready to laugh up at some fucked up things? Great. Then let's begin with our first round and get to know our contestants with a game called Let's Get Fuck. This is a fuck. Now, this is where Tyler starts.

taken scores. We have our comedians who we have asked to tell their most fucked up jokes. It might be dirty. It might be dark. But it will definitely be fucked up. You know what? Normally I would

yell at you guys for saying fucked up and said it wrong, but you know what? I can't yell at any of you guys for that show. That's what I did. You guys are perfect. I have no problems with any... By the way, make some noise for your server. Take care of your server, Dan. I set myself up for that one. Yeah, you did.

It is gonna be fucked up. And especially, we're gonna start off. We have four contestants ready to compete. Only three of them will be moving on to the next round. Oh. You guys... I wouldn't have asked for a better seven people to be in the audience. Let's get to know our first contestant.

She used to be the writer's PA on Family Guy, a show that I'm pretty sure is. older than she is, make some noise for Faith Ladzinski, everybody. Yay, Gladzinski! Thank you so much. Yeah, I used to get lunch for the family guy writers. Isn't that cool? Tender greens for them. That's on my IMDB. Awesome.

It really is seven people, awesome. Cool to be up here. Actually, I just quit my other job, my job, give it up. I quit my job, I was a nanny. Give it up for me abandoning that kid. That kid is abandoned, yes. I think it's good. He was kind of evil.

One time I told him I was in my mid-20s, and he said, oh, wow, are you going to freeze your eggs? I was like, I'm going to seduce your dad. Right? That feels fair, I think. No, his parents, they saw me do that joke one time. and yeah, so the mom did not like it. She did not like that, but the dad loved it.

I think I found my person. No, my dad's getting older. He's dating now, and actually he, before I met his new lady friend, I asked him how old she is. And he said, say it with me, old enough. Yeah, so I'm getting a sister. It's a girl. That's exciting.

It's weird. He keeps calling her a rare gem, which is creepy, right? It's weird. That's what they say on Airbnb when no one wants to stay there. I was like, don't say that, please. I got him on Twitter recently, actually. He just started tweeting. Well, he thinks he's tweeting. He's just been Venmoing me, but you guys got to try this. It's great. I need the money. I'm terrible at all my jobs I'm bad at job interviews too my first job I ever had was at a theme park called Wild Waves and they had a dry side of the park

and a wet side of the park that's what they called it and I remember in the job interview they said do you want to be a dry girl or a wet girl I was like I'm 15 so I want to talk to HR I think

Be an HR girl. And then they made me a dry girl, so that hurt. You know, the white girls had more fun, I think. But, all right. Dry girl's here tonight. All right, cool. That's my audience. I do have some cool opportunities, though.

I got asked to do a reality dating show. Yeah, love on the spectrum. No, it's a new show. they were like, this is what they said, they go, it's one woman, five men. I was like, all right, I'm horny. One woman, five men. They go, but there's a twist, okay? There's a twist with the men, and we can't tell you what it is,

but just know there's going to be a twist with the men. I'm getting murdered on TV, what's going on? I just, I don't think dating needs a twist, right? Like, I've never been on a date with a guy, I've been like, I hope he has a big secret. Hope there's something he's not telling me. You know, that's never happened. I just started watching.

There's this reality dating show now. It's like Love Island, but they're all virgins. You guys know this show? You guys apply to this show? It's so entertaining because the girls all have, like, really interesting reasons for being virgins. You know, they're like, oh, I was really religious my whole life. And, like, I'm just kind of working through that shame. Or they're like, I have a medical condition.

and I'm like really scared of having sex and then the guys are just like please please they're like come on I've asked everyone come on I've asked everyone the girls are like I've waited this long like what's a little while longer

the guys are like I'm going to kill myself on camera my ex he didn't even we didn't watch a lot of TV together because he didn't have a TV that's pretty bad right All right, cool He'd be like Let's kick back and unwind

And he would just turn his phone To the side It's pretty bad Like I don't even know what happened in Oppenheimer Right I just know someone named Megan was Snapchatting him a lot So

What the hell They had a street going So it was important I went on a date recently. I went on a date at a steakhouse, first date of a steakhouse. So I think he was a Republican. And we're on the date, and I was like,

you know, we didn't have to go somewhere this fancy. This is really fancy. And he goes, well, actually we did, because today is my birthday. That's crazy, right? I was like, oh, should I tell them? You want me to tell them? It's your birthday?

He's like, I don't know. I'm a chill guy. I'm like a chill guy. I don't care about my birthday. Today, it's just a regular Thursday. Okay, cool. I go to the bath, here might come back. He's like, do you tell them?

Do you tell them? I was like, no, no, I did not tell them. And then he told them himself, and they brought out the cake, and he ate all of it, and did not let me have any. And that's just a birthday date with a Republican, right? By the end, you're both just wishing for a gun, so.

And that feels extra wrong today. Anyway. Yeah, I read the news. Pretty cool. I did find out, I'm not doing a reality dating show, but I did find out I have a celebrity lookalike. Any guesses? Okay.

He's like, you look like a civilian. You look like a regular bitch. Awesome. I had a barista. She told me my celebrity lookalike. These baristas, they're getting creative. with their interactions, right? She told me my celebrity lookalike is Amanda Binds.

Yeah, that's not good, right? That's not good. I feel like it's not good if they say the person and you have to be like, when? When, though? Like, I feel cute now, but I'm a face tattoo away. That's so scary. I did, I guess this is a...

Do you guys watch True Crime? Okay? All right. Affirm now. Cool. I love to connect. I went, I went, my college, this is a fun fact. My college was the same college that Ted Bundy went to.

And I found that out because when I went there, they had a club. They had a Ted Bundy club. And they would meet in his old dorm room at night. They were like passing out the flyers. They were like, we'll walk you home after. I was like, yeah, I'm not kidding to walk home. from a member of the Ted Bundy club. I'm all set on that.

But they got in trouble, obviously. They were like, you have to change the name, at least. So now it's just a fraternity. I think that's pretty cool. Sometimes things just work out. I don't know. I do want a guy who can say my last name. Sometimes that's pretty tough.

My last name. Can you say it? Ladzinski. Can you say it? Ladzinski, we're flirting, okay. We're flirting. I don't know, I just feel like a lot of guys, they can't say, they won't even try to say my last name,

but they can say the model Emily Radikowski's name. I think that's pretty interesting. Imagine being that hot, men start learning how to read. That's crazy. She's done so much for education. I did, I had a guy teach me. a lot on a date. I had a guy mansplained Chicago to me, the city of Chicago. Do you guys know it? Sorry, I sound like him. He was like, yeah, it's kind of like New York, but for people

in the Midwest. I was like, yeah, I've heard of Chicago. Thank you so much. But then he asked me where I was born. That's huge, right? He asked a question. Okay? You don't always see that? He asked me where I was born and I said Illinois. Any geography heads? One in the front. I said Illinois, it's kind of like Chicago, but like there's more. You wrap your head around that. All right.

I didn't know we were supposed to be dark. So that was that. Thank you guys so much. You know what? I feel like we should give out some drugs to our geography head in the front row. Let's get some drugs. Yeah, all right. There you go.

Nice. Take some rice crispy edibles. Look at a map. Eat him now. Why not? John's doing it now. He's spreading the wealth. Do it now. Do it now.

I have 10 years of sobriety today. If all of you are not fucked up and hallucinating, by the end of the show, I will have wasted this birthday. Okay. Let's get to know our next contestant, shall we? He is from Hawaii, where they call white people howlies, which is a lot more fun than colonizers. Make some know. For Willie Simon, everybody. Willie!

Hey dude, that's their word, okay? We're fucking using the authentic one. You're trying to colonize Howley by bringing up colonizer, you son of a bitch. What's going on? You guys, very fun time. We're gonna have a good time. I just saw the new karate kid. You guys see new karate kid? Anyway, there's a new carotid.

They got a new one. They made another one. And he's Asian. Yeah, I was like, that's fucked up. You can't have an Asian Karate Kid. You know? That's not cool. I think Karate Kid just sounds like a slur if he's Asian. You know what I mean?

Look at that fucking Karate kid. Like, whoa dude. Chill out. Why are you calling him names? You're just doing karate. You don't gotta be a dick, you know what I mean? That's a person of karate. That's what that is. I have some fucking respect. I don't do a lot of fucked up. jokes that's probably the most fucked up joke I have is this safe karate kid bit I was

hanging on the buddy this is like socially fucked up how about this I was hang on with a buddy and we were drinking and he texts me unprompted he's like hey got home safe yeah I was like I don't give a fuck at all dude I don't care I didn't ask unprompted that's fucking crazy dude that's like I was like what are we do we haven't even kissed yet why are you fucking telling me you're home safe I wish you weren't then I didn't get this stupid text that's fucking it's just like it's like the same thing when you get like the uh like when a friend is traveling and he's like hey the plane landed I'm like yeah fucking probably did it right here

I feel like I would have heard about it if the plane didn't land you're wasting my fucking time with this text anyway that's that joke okay I did okay I did all right oh I was traveling My dad, speaking of flying, we went to Ireland. He brought three different 9-11 T-shirts. Yeah. That guy loves 9-11, dude. He's always wearing the merch, you know what I mean? He fucking loves it, dude.

He got all the ones, did. FDNY, fucking Fortnite. He's never been to New York, I don't think. Still rocking the fire department shirts. I love that about him, dude. A lot of merch after 9-11. A ton of merch. You guys think Bush did 9-11?

I think Frugal Loom did 9-11, okay? A lot of merch. They made a killing half of that shit. Yeah, my dad's a good guy, dude. Love's 9-11, that's a good trait. He used to kiss me on the mouth when I was a kid. Anyone else? Anyone else?

Girls, it's somehow more okay. I don't know why. I think that's less fucked up for some reason. Is that homophobic? Maybe. It might be homophobic to think it's okay to kiss your daughter on the mouth and not your son. I don't know. Yeah, he used to kiss me on the mouth.

I remember that Tom Brady thing happened. I saw him kissing his kids on the mouth. I was like, that's a good dad right there. He's hanging out with his son. That's nice. Not a lot of guys get that, you know? I actually remember the last time my dad kissed me on the mouth. Because the last time's the sweetest.

It was actually at football practice He kissed me on the mouth Sent me away, yeah I know, bad place to do that shit Pee-wee football He's like hit him hard son Fuck him up Muh

Big little kiss on the mouth And I went to practice And everybody's like hey What the fuck was that That was fucking crazy Your dad just kiss you on the mouth What's going on? And I was like yeah

What does your dad not love you? Yeah And I got away with it They were like, I guess not. He doesn't do that, so. Maybe he doesn't love me. Snuck away with that one, did? I remember he picked me up from practice that day, and I was like,

I sat him down, I was like, we gotta stop. Guess I'm out. They had me check-made it back there. That was pretty, that was close. Okay. I got to leave soon. I did want to do a Charlie Kirk bit. Is that okay?

I want to do a Charlie Kirkman. I mean, he just got shot in the neck. It's a fucked up game show. I didn't feel bad. Not because, like, even for his politics, I think his politics are terrible, but I just didn't feel bad about that. Because it's like, he knows he's...

He knew what he was doing. You know? It's like, I don't feel bad for, like, parasailers when they die. That's an extreme sport. Talking like that and the only place where people can own 50-caliber sniper rifles,

you know what I mean? That's a... That's an extreme sport. Just Afghanistan vets just won a fucking purpose again, you know what I mean? Just waiting for someone. Of course he got shot in the neck.

I'm not surprised at all. He died smug, too. That's fucking the worst. That's the worst way to go, I think. Dying smugly. That's fucking... Just like... That's so embarrassing.

I can't imagine. Dying smug like fucking... Actually, have you considered black people consider murders? Not a loser, dude. That's why, if I'm ever saying fucked up shit on TV, I'm going to look tough every time I say

it, you know? I'm like, black people, 13% of the population 50% of print the crime, I'm like, I'm gonna try to look badass. So if I get shot in the neck, at least they're like, at least you didn't die smug like a fucking jackass. All right, hey, you guys were fun. We got more comedy, hangouts.

Thanks. Willie Simon, everybody. God, I've been hoping this whole day, I was like, I really hope somebody does a Charlie Kirk joke. This show does not disappoint. That'd be like, I also own

3 9-11 shirts. That's true. I think Tyler might be Willie's dad. That's one of the time of three. He has that shirt. No, wait, really? Yeah. Oh, fuck, yeah. You guys ready to meet your next contestant?

Yes. According to her Wikipedia page, she watched the Ellen DeGeneres show every day when she got home from school. Somehow nobody figured out she was gay. Please make some noise for Irene 2, everybody. I'm going to fucked up as whoever wrote my Wikipedia page. It's so weird. Hi. Yeah, a really unfortunate day to do that joke, I guess.

All right, that's going to be it for me. I've been Irene, too. Enjoy the rest of the show. Bye. Everybody. The souffle fell. That's a fucking golden line that you, I think maybe we need more drugs in the room

to understand how good that. Oh, yeah. You want drugs? Yeah. Which, you want drugs? I do. Oh, my God. Oh, she's great. You've been superseded.

Give her some drugs. Let's give them both some drugs. Let's give everybody. Two drugs? Okay, I'll let you decide which. But you're also going to get a copy of the mighty hippopotamus. And, oh, also then.

Amy Schumer's the girl with a lower back tattoo. That one was from a breakup. I pretty sure. Where my fucking cards go. You guys are ready to meet your final contestant? You got one more contestant. His real name is Tevin, which everybody knows, is black for Kevin. Please make some noise. For Mandel, everybody.

I'm happy to be here. I just moved here, bro. Just moved here from Atlanta. It's cool. I like it here. Y'all, uh, Mexican. That's hard. It's hard. I like the amount of medskins.

It's an amount that I prefer. I will say this, bro. I like L.A. because y'all more open-minded. Like in Atlanta, we got too many rules, bro. Like, in Atlanta, they make us poop in the toilet. But in L.A., you can poop wherever you want, man. On the floor, on the wall, on the ceiling.

If you aim it, right? They really let you be yourself, man. I might drop on right now so I can fit in with y'all. Y'all I hate when people fit in. I judge every city by the first sentence I hear. And the first sentence I heard in LA was, I like Mexicans. I said it in my head.

I know it's going to be a good city. Worst city I've been to, the first sentence I heard somebody say was, I got hit by a bus. And they only gave me 500 milligrams. Another person said, that's a shame. And those two people started making out. And that was Shreveport, Louisiana,

which is the worst town. So that makes sense. I googled it. Shreveport don't have a bus system. which means they're getting hit by greyhounds you know how bad your city got to be for greyhound to be speeding through it you know greyhound the worst form of transportation they are hitting people in shreveport i like greyhound because it's the only business model that we don't require to get better every other business over time they got to innovate

meanwhile greyhound just like sit down somewhere it's the greyhound i love the greyhound every conversation you have on the greyhound is trying to convince somebody else you don't usually ride the It's just you being like one, two, three, yeah, my car's in the shop as well. How did you know? Is this where I put my bag? I'm confused. It's like, bro, you got the app on your phone. You know exactly what you're doing.

Every time somebody first time on the Greyhound, they get on and they like, it smell like pee on here, and everybody else is just like, mind your business, bro. This is the Greyhound. That's what we do on here. I don't want to have kids because I should not. I shouldn't, bro. I found I shouldn't. I was talking to somebody, bro.

We know how trauma works now. You can mess your kid up on accident. You force your baby to finish their spaghetti one time. Not 10 years later, they're in somebody basement bathing in tomato sauce. You know what I'm saying? They're in therapy. Like, when they put that raggle on my body,

I finally feel like myself. You just wanted your baby to be full, and I hear pasta freak. That's your fault. You did that. They hate when y'all come to Olive Garden. They can't stand when y'all pull up, bro. And I had a good dad.

My dad was so good, he made sure each of us had our own moms. Y'all had to share y'all moms. Oh, my God. I do not relate to that. One mom at a time in my household. My point is leave Nick Cannon alone, bro. It's fine. I am well adjusted.

I like L.A. people because y'all be rich. That's hard. Y'all have money. That's a good... Y'all do. Every time I say that y'all get offended. But then y'all look at y'all. rent prices like y'all have to bro bro.

You meet a cat out here. He'll have a rose royce. You like, how you got it? He's like, yeah, man, my granddad invented the smoothie. I'm like, that's a new way to be rich. I didn't know that. He's like, yeah, man, he got hungry and then feel like chewing and now we got generational wealth. That's cool. I love that. I met a lady on the street earlier. She was 82 years old and she had braces. That's the biggest waste of money I ever seen, bro. What you get your tea straight for the casket? You

You know how much disposable income? You gotta have that, for that to be on your bucket list? Every, you got metal, you walk around. I will say this, bro. I just got my first apartment ever, bro, in my life right now, and it's cool. No, no, I'm in my 30s, it's embarrassing. It took me a long time, and it's cool.

I like living by myself. That's not a good idea. We should all live by ourselves. I don't know if I believe that, but right now I do. dude and I said it with confidence bro I was in the kitchen in my apartment and I was getting some food my pants started falling down and I realized oh snap there's no consequence to my pants being down I'm the only one who lives here so for the rest of the day I was just walk around my pants on my ankle and you can just do that if you live in your own group I had like

three Zoom meetings bro that's it all of our contestants status let's get fucked up one more time for all of our contestants Tyler, we have three winners moving on to the next round. Who is it going to be? Let's welcome back to the stage. Irene 2 with 500 points. Amanda with 500 points. On the most fucked up to the night.

It's Willie Simon with 600 points. It's work. Come on over. Pick your poison. Died smugly. Died smugly. That was so funny. That was so funny.

I fucking believe it. Great job, contestants. Oh, you're something. My bad, I misinterpreted. You miss Willie had a whole thing. He talked about Charlie Kirk getting shot. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, that dude, they did kill that dude.

That's what we're talking about. Nothing gets by you, dude. I don't know about, am I going to talk this much at this point? Yeah, you can talk, yeah. Bro, you know, to each of, you know, condoluses to, you know. But I will say this, bro, it was crazy watching how to news. works because the video's on Twitter and everybody's like he got shot and we'll see what happens and I'm like

yeah this cat's dead right like the immediately he died no literally they have a day Tyler sent me the video and then I looked on the news they're like no he's in he might be stable and it's like no he's not no way I like a fucking saving private Ryan death dude that was fucking insane it was like a way it was like a gus like a gustavit is back the way bro yeah it's like a gustavit commercial from the 90s. He's got a big watermelon?

My thing is, who is that hope for? Like, is that Republican's like, yeah, he's going to be alive, but he has no neck now. We already got one of those guys. If it's Abbott, right? He's got no fucking neck. He had a lot of gums as well. We had a whole discussion pre-show

to be like, we can't bring it up. But if it happens to come up, I guess we'll talk about it. I guess we'll talk about it. Okay, sorry, yeah. Well, hey, you don't got to apologize. Let's move on to our next round. You guys are ready to see our next round? This is one of my favorites.

This is a round called Entweetment, everybody. We've gone through all of your social medias. We've gone through all of their Twitters. Everybody had Twitters. You know what's funny? I'm not successful enough for like... I'm not successful not for like CBS to look for my Twitter, but I am just unsuccessful enough for Jay Light to look at my Twitter.

This is actually a... This is a CBS focus group. We're going to be showcasing right in front of you. I already didn't get as an Lowe. Look at the shit. So, we have found tweets from everybody, including myself. Our producers always find one for me. I never know what it is before the show starts.

We are going to show off what they've got. There's going to be some blanked out words. Everybody's job here on the panel is to guess what was actually said. There's going to be two fake options, one real option for everybody. We are going to start off with mine. I don't know what it is. I never know what it is. I do know that this is from my Twitter on September 2.

24th. I do just want to say this. As the only white guy on the panel, I'm really terrified for this. Oh, God. This one was September 24th, 2012. I am white. Yeah. Yeah. We never know what the fuck is in these white tweets.

All I know is... He's like serial killer white, though. He's got a different kind of vibe than that's true. What kind of white would you describe yourself as, Willie? Scumbag white. I agree with that. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Definitely scumbag white. White trash, as they call it. I was going to say that, too, but I'm like, oh, but we're friends.

So I feel like I can't say that. But I was like, definitely trailer park. Yeah, they got treasters in Hawaii. There's only one. It's just my ass, man. It must be a nice trailer party, though. Yeah, still nice. Yeah, still kicks ass, dude.

I feel like a trailer park in Hawaii should be on the water, bro. It's actually just a boat. Like floating on the, like on a wrap? Chasing the surf, man. Bro, I'm unintelligent, bro. In my brain, I felt like there was a surface that all the trailers were just sitting on top of over the water.

Like a naval base. Yeah. Like a marina. Yeah. That word. I mean, what is... I mean, what is... What is a guy who lives on a boat

but a fucking white trash guy who lives by the water? You know what I mean? That is the same thing. I tell you what? There are people in this audience who do know one guy who lived on a boat. Yeah, that's a trailer park for a guy who lives in Santa Monica. Yeah.

Marina Del Rey. Yeah, whatever. Hell yeah. Yeah, we do know that guy. And he's never come to this show, and he never will. Because he is boat trash. And I hope somebody sends him that clip. Okay.

Let's see what I said in 2012. Tyler, hit it. I can't even pretend to pretend to be good. Is it like that many words long? Because that's a long line. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Is it tough?

Can I get a vowel or some shit then? We get a hint? Because that's like the three whole sentences, probably. Well, we are going to see some options. Somebody retweeted it, but didn't like it. Which is really rare for me. Usually I get no likes, no retweets. One retweet, very concerning.

Let's see what I said that earned a retweet. Had a dream that the 9-11 plane was going to hit my house, and I suggested they aim for the Pentagon instead. Okay. I can't even pretend to pretend to be good. Seasonal. You got a phone line to the hijackers? That's pretty dope.

I didn't even realize that I knew your ad name was Diaghani, but that's because your name, Jay, like. Yeah. That's all right. Oh, I didn't know that either. Holy shit. I didn't hear that. I didn't know that.

I just thought it used to be like a big fat guy. I didn't know what I'm saying. I just beep right now. Bro, you really should do standout comedy, bro. There's layers. Y'all was clever, bro. I never knew why it was diet. I just was like this random.

Jay White, yeah. When I did start doing stand-up and started to get any kind of like notaried all, all the people who started following me was literally all health-based accounts. And then they all unfollowed me probably like two weeks after that. Option two.

It's really disheartening to be bad at both fantasy football and actual football. I can't even pretend to pretend to be good. Well, based on the crowd reaction, this seems like it could be the real deal. Yeah, that's a one retreat, no like. That's a taunting retweet from whoever I played in fantasy football that week.

Option three. Instead of joining a league, I started playing wee bowling, but every time I try to throw the ball, it rolls back to the audience of Mees. I can't even pretend to pretend to be good. See, this one could also be me because I was a big wee bowling head. They're my sport, I was more of a wee tennis kind of a guy.

I feel like this joke was written for this show. I get a vibe from this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think you would... You don't feel this. You know? Like a tweet. Yeah, you're not like...

You feel a tweet. You're like, I got to talk about Meez. Yeah. Bro. No one's ever had a burning in the... their heart for me, you know? And I do feel like the theme of this show is, we dark

and twisted. Yeah, it's not dark enough. It's got to be 9-11, bro. And I want it to be 9-11. Oh, I can't emphasize how much all of us want it to be 9-11 on the show. I don't think it's 9-11, but you guys guess, you think it's the 9-11 tweet. Willie I read. I'm also going to 9-11.

9-11? I'm going to do something different, just if I want it to be 9-11, but I'm going to say it's the fantasy football one that we all hated. Context clues would suggest that would make a lot of sense. I think it's a fantasy football one. Let's see what the real deal is. It's fantasy football. Irene

gets some points. And now we're going to find out what Mandel said on Twitter. Mandel, come out over to the hot seat. Make some noise for Mandel, everybody. So, we had, you've deleted your Twitter and repopper. populated it.

How did you know that? How you knew that? I looked it up. Wait, you found the old Twitter? Yeah. I was with him. I thought that. Oh my God.

That sucks. Yeah. There's a website. There's a website called... Yeah. All your deleted tweets are blown up on truth social right now. I thought you deleted. That's it.

You good. Sometimes that's the case. Unfortunately, you got a lot of people who saved your tweets to the Internet archive. What? Like Reddit? Yeah. But it's a website that only is just, it's just like screenshots of webpages, Twitter, Reddit posts, all sorts of stuff. This is a tweet of yours from October 4th, 2019.

What? Hey, I got one. I got one. Irene, too, low-key Asian as fuck. He knows knows my show before. No, bro, I really hope that this is something positive. Go man. This tweet is so old that we couldn't even... The picture of whoever liked it is lost to memory, but this tweet remains.

All right, so we got two fake options and one real option. Mandel, if you think you know which one winds up being the real one, don't say it till the very end, because Irene and Willie will get a chance to guess first. Option one. Birds are low-key Asian. Reptiles are white. I'm not mad at that. I can see that.

Yeah, yeah. I feel like pigeons are... Little anti-Semitic, but I like that. That's okay. I feel like pigeons are Asian. You know, we're always eating like free scrap food. Yeah, yeah. And white people, we're always like

getting in the water for just a little bit. I was gonna say you're... Just like for a second. We hang out under the sun lamp just long enough. Yeah. Your skin's all like leathery. Yeah, yeah. Look at me.

This blow my mind, bro. You gotta tell me what a website this is. Oh, sure. I'll show you after. This is one of my favorite websites. This show is powered by Internet Archive. Option two. Raman is low-key Asian spaghetti. Okay. I mean, that's true. That's right.

Or option three. Sye is Loki Asian Michael Jackson. Was he the Gondomsom's? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is tough. What do you guys, what do y'all think? Talk us through it. Where are you thinking? My guess is going to be the ramen is... Asian spaghetti. Because I've had that thought.

I truly don't know which one it is. I think it's this one. Besides low-key Asian Michael Jackson. Okay. Mandel, if you had to guess, what was going on in November 2019? I forgot about the year. This is right before I quit stand-up.

You were tweeting a lot about quitting stand-up in this area as well, yeah. I was quitting stand-up. Um, yeah, I don't know, bro. I really don't know which one it is. Both of them sound like something crazy. You want to take a guess? See what you can do?

Man, I'm hoping it's the spaghetti one because that's the, that's one I can make most peace with it. Let's see it, Tyler. It's the spaghetti one. Mandel survives another day. Okay, good. Keep it going for Mandel. Let's get Willie Simon up there next.

Willie Simon to the house. I fucking love this website dude it's my favorite thing in the world I knew I was good when I deleted my Twitter I thought I was proactive I should I should I should leave my movie before Netflix is a joke I say I'm gonna start over man yeah I went through my tweets and I deleted a bunch of them like years ago when I thought I was gonna get something that I didn't get you know and and now I feel like I watered it down have you found like the old ones well this is the crazy one this one you didn't even delete oh no this one's about me again Why are all these tweets about me?

All my tweets are about Irene. Blank, you are gay. Four likes. Four likes, yeah, hey, see? That's pretty good. I got some people, man. I got some fucking... Yeah, emotion.

They ride in motion. You got a little momentum off of this one. One of these is my mom, man. Isn't that crazy? Let's see some options. Option one. LGBTQ, here's five letters for you. I hope I was this clever in 2018.

I don't believe I was, though. Locking it in. I like Mabel's confidence. Option two. Cut your dad some slack. To them, I love you, is the same as you are gay. I think I had a joke about that in my chat. Or option three.

Boobes equals chest dicks. If you like boobs, you are gay. This, I feel like, is more my speed when I was... I think, yeah. 2018, I'm like 22 years old. This is probably... I want to go with the first one, because I really like that one.

I think that was funny. That was the first. I hope it's that one, too. I think the answer is this, but I'm brother with the first. You think it's this one? I think it's this one, but I hope it's the first one. Let's see it. Fuck!

It is this one. Booms are kind of chest dick, so. When you think about it. Okay. None of the four people who like that tweet are in the room tonight, unfortunately. Willie Simon, everybody. Let's get Irene two up there. So when they're breastfeeding, is that...

All right, moving on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you got there. Yeah, you got there. A little bit of that, a little bit of that titty seaming coming in. That's what you got. A little bit. I'm nervous now.

Well, the funny thing, out of all the people on this show, I had a feeling, man, would have had some deleted stuff. I've had a feeling, Willie, but might have had some. I've never deleted anything. You've never deleted a single tweet. That's badass. Yeah. Like, we found tweets from when you were, I think, in high school.

For sure. 100%. You were talking a lot about the Ellen DeGeneres show. I was really trying to meet Ellen. There was one string of tweets we found where it was, like, within several hours of you, like, stalking Ellen in Chicago and trying to get onto the show. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, for sure. There's, like, 50 tweets, and then we stopped counting.

That's how many Ellen tweets. I'm telling you, I was really trying to meet Ellen. Yeah. Usually we search for like a race when we search for tweets on the show. We searched Ellen for you and we found a bevy of options including this one. Blank. Hey man, I'm not cool at this, though. This is...

Blank, white power, blank. Wow. I... I don't even know how I got there. I like how it's in the middle. I think that's funny. I'm like, was white power even a thing in 2016? What's that slowly?

What's that slowly? Maybe not in July. Maybe not July. We found someone to replace Charlie Kirk. It's Irene too. That fucking big a deal. For the whole thing, you know? White power?

Like the 16th? Or any time. But I feel like that was like pre-Trump being like, you know, white people. people. Oh, why? Trump stole that from previous races. But I don't know why I would have said that. Well, we're about to find out. Option one. Wait, hang on real quick. Is the Ellen picture

attached to this? Yeah, the Allen picture is in between. The Allen picture is attached to this tweet. Is this related? Yes. So it is related. That's why, yeah, that's really we have this little slice here in the middle because this is where the Ellen picture can. Oh, this is part of the, wow, I added a picture to this tweet. Yeah. I got three likes on something.

that, I don't know. Option one. I want a white power suit like Ellen, not the KKK. You can? That's such a positive twist. I hope that's not the one. Option two.

Ellen's so likable if she said white power on her show, she could win the Republican presidential nomination. I think it's that one. I hope it's not that one. Option three. With great white power comes great white responsibility.

It's that one. Mandel's locking in on this one. Willie, what do you think? Hang on, wait. Uncle Ben, right? That's, you know, that's good. I like that. I'm going, I'm going to second one.

I'm going to second one. Irene? I think it's the first one. I don't think it's this one, but this is very funny. Let's see. That with a picture of Ellen is so entertaining. Ellen as a grand wizard, it's crazy. It's just this plus.

of hood. Yeah. But I mean, she got hemmed up for being mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Ellen. It is a white power suit like Ellen, not the KKK. The first one.

Yeah, that was, I knew it. That's cool. That's so cool having tweets that you never got to delete. I know. I do think that's true. I'm sure there was a bad one somewhere, but I was like, this is, this is positive, right? Yeah, no, no, no, you turn the new leave for sure.

This is for turning a new leave. for Irene two. Come on back. Irene to her. And that was in tweetment. Tyler, how are we doing after the scores for that round? All right, well, Irene and Mandel, you are tied with 1100 points, and Willie's in the lead with 1,300 points, everybody. I feel like we got, how many more drugs do we have to give out, Tyler?

I got two more. We got two, anybody feel like they went? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This guy was, he was taking pieces of John's. We gotta give him something. That's right. Alright, okay, you can have some mushrooms and Buddha for beginners. That's true.

Just take them both at the same time. Have a good time. I forgot what the fuck to do with my mic. I ever found it on the street. That's from the street. It's been kissed by the street book. The street of West Hollywood. That's for him.

Buddha was sticky, bro. Yeah, Buddha was. Yeah. He was hanging under a tree, getting covered in sap. Yeah, what did he do? Like 10 years under a tree? You like, I was sticky as fuck. He had a guts, man.

You lift up their guts. All right. We have one more round on the show tonight. This is a rare game that we only get to play at specific times a year. And by golly, we're at the perfect time of year for this one.

This is a game called Now, that's what I call music that was banned after 9-11. By the way, this song But it was... Which ones? The ones that were in New Jersey, I think.

Sorry. all over Saudi Arabia. Come on. I just like how cheerful this now cover is. They got water sloshing around. Yeah, who did the graphic design? It's pretty good. This one?

We actually just ripped straight from now 91. This is what we lost. This is what we lost with the rise of AI, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, AI could never do this. Yeah, I could. It's a piece of shit. So, I don't know how much 9-11 history, you all know.

There was, right after it happened, there was this thing called the Clear Channel memo that came out where basically a bunch of radio stations banned some songs from airplay. A lot of things that you might expect, some stuff that you would say is pretty normal. Benny and the Jets.

A lot of airplane-related references got banned. Benny and the Jets. Man by Elton John. You dropped a bomb on... A lot of Elton John. You dropped a bomb on me by the Gap Band was banned. Every song...

Every song by Rage Against the Machine was banned. Everyone? Even their cover... Even their cover of Benny and the Jets? We have got some artists here that we have off this Clear Channel list. We are going to start off by showing you

a couple artists. You guys have a chance to guess which of their songs was banned after 9-11. You guys feel free to chime in as well. We do still have one more set of drugs. Yes, we do. Left to give away. So now's your time, guys. Now's your chance.

All right. Let's see our first artist, Tyler. Buddy Holly. Buddy Holly. Which Buddy Holly song was banned after 9-11? Crying, waiting, hoping. Shake, rattle, and roll. Or that'll be the day.

I don't know any of these songs. I don't know who Buddy Holly is. That's what I'm saying. You know what's funny? That's a white person, right? You know what's funny? He died in a plane crash. He did.

The song American Pie, which was banned after 9-11, is about Buddy Holly dying in a plane crash. We're thinking shake rattle and roll. I was going to shake rattle and roll as well. We got shake rattle and roll. I'm going to go crying, waiting, hoping. I'm funny if that's...

That's what he's... Come on, don't think. Okay, then I'll go, that'll go, that'll be the day, meaning that's probably about 9-11, I guess. I don't know these songs. Does anyone else, anyone else have any guesses? Anyone else feel to guess? That'll be the day. You're guessing that'll be the day?

That'll be the day. That'll be the day that I die. Let's play that song, Tyler. I knew it was a 9-11 reference. Our next artist is a little band called P-O-D. who their debut album came out on 9-11. Unfortunately, one of their singles was not playing anymore after 9-11. Which one was it?

Was it Boom, Alive, or Masterpiece Conspiracy? Okay, I don't know who POD is. I also don't know this. Is it that song that goes, here comes the boom? Yes. Ready, you're not. Yeah. I'm going with Alive.

I feel so alive. That would be... They teasing them, bro. They teasing them. Wait, was that the lyric to the boom song go? Boom, here comes the boom. They say here comes the boom. Ready or not.

Yeah. Here comes to the boys from the south. I think Here Comes a Boom was in that Kevin James UFC movie. That's what the movie was called. Yeah, here comes a boom. I'm going to be honest. You made that sentence up. I wish I did, brother.

No way Kevin Jay got a UFC movie, man. It's hard. He lost weight by stop eating. That's a good idea. he's going on podcast and being like, yeah, I just didn't eat. It is funny to have like a million dollars in Slovenia disorder.

Like, what are you doing? Getting one now? Yeah, he was like, all vitamins, man. It's like, dang, bro, that's my... I'm going with a lot. Mandel feels so live. Willie, Irene, what do you all think? I think for sure, here comes the boom, right?

Yeah, I got to go of boom because that's what you... You said the lyrics that sounded right. Ready or not, here comes the boom. Audience thinks boom. Audience thinks boom. I think that should be banned after Charlie Kirk. I like that.

You're going Masterpiece Conspiracy. I like that. That is a strong move. The correct answer. I'm creating a fun environment. I liked it. I gave them points for it still. Yeah, that's good.

Thank you, bro. Honestly, they should have banned Alive also. I don't know why they did. You got a live over there? I want to hear that. I do not have to hear it. Let's make sure if Dylan, if we can get that queued up for the end of the show, that would be great. Thank you, Dylan.

All right, we got one more artists who were guessing what was banned. This is from Elvis Presley. Oh, I know him. Yeah, Elvis Presley, which of his songs was banned? Look out Broadway. You're the devil in disguise, or I forgot to remember to forget. All right. I'm trying to ask a good point now.

I'm going with the left. They forgot to, yeah, never forget. No, but they weren't about never forgetting at the time. They were still remembering. They weren't even never forgetting it. He's saying he forgot to remember to forgot. So he forgot. The two forgot is cast a lot to remember.

Multiple cases. Okay, you know what? You got me, dude, yeah. It doesn't remember. That'll get points for that. Yeah, that would be sense. Look out Broadway, because I don't think they were like, wow, Broadway, you know.

So I'm going to go with you're the devil and this guy. Yeah, I'm gonna go look out Broadway because it's in New York. Okay, well I'm gonna go with you're the devil in disguise. Audience? Devil in the skies? Dillon in the skies? Were they really disguised though? They were in these skies. They were in these guys. Jay, like I'm a cool guy with the box cutter.

You should start rapping, bro. You should start rapping. You sound like a battle rapper. Die, Jay, not at? Hey, Jay, pick somebody out. We'll give them drugs and the right. Who you got? I think we got, she's been getting it right the whole time. So if you get it right, we're gonna get it. Okay, the correct answer. You're the devil in the sky.

That's good. That's good. So we have one final round of this game. This, as we've learned, there's a lot of bands that had one or two songs band. There's a couple that had like everything band, right? Like Rage Against the Machine, Elton John had like six songs band. ACDC had a bunch of songs band. The Beatles also had a bunch of songs band.

Yeah. Yeah. and the Beatles had so many songs man we felt it would actually be easier for you guys to guess which of their songs of this list was not banned after 9-11 was it ticket to ride was it happiness is a warm gun or was it Lucy in the sky with diamonds the Beatles is my favorite band to pretend like I listen to

I only know that yellow submarine songs I was hoping that was going to be an option She's calling her fucking confident. I mean. I'm going with what she said. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going with Lucy in the sky with diamonds. Well, you said they have been bad or has not?

They're not there. Okay, well, never mind. I'm going with, but why are you so confident? Yeah, wait, why are you so confident? Okay, fine, okay, you got, okay, I respect that. So with that, I'm gonna say, take it to ride. because they didn't they got a ticket then they rolled to death. Plains required tickets.

You're trying to pick one that wasn't banned. Yeah, it's not bad. It's not banned. Wait, I've got this game. They switched up. They switched it up. Which one we were trying to ask which one was not banned. Now we're going to not bad.

Not ban. I'm going with you. Yeah. Thank you so much. It's positive, you know? There's diamonds in the sky. It's about picturing yourself on a boat? And it was in movies.

Picture yourself on a boat on a river? It was in movies. Now, I will, you've locked your, what's your name by the way? Layloni. Laylani. Good luck. You have, you've been batting 1,000 so far in this game. I have two prizes to give out, Jay.

You feel like Lucy in the sky with diamonds? Yeah, you gotta be that one, right? I mean, it's definitely not the second one. That would be crazy. If we go down, we go down together. Just like. Does anyone have any other guesses? Anyone want to try and get a...

I see we got one more hat up there that we can give away. We got a guess up here up in the corner. Ticket to ride. Ticket to ride. Okay. Okay. Happiness. Is happiness a warm gun?

The correct answer. How dare you? We all lost. We believed in you! You know what? I would like... I think we should get to lay Lani a hat just for locking in so confidently. He's falling to a cult.

You get a whole head. Take some drugs. Take some drugs. Yeah. Someone said something confidently. Yeah. I'll be like, yeah. I'll let you fuck out.

Yeah. But yeah, that is how the shit starts. And someone just is confident. And we're like, yeah, that makes sense. She was so confident. And I was like, oh, she's got to be right. I'll move into the commune, whatever. Yeah, yeah.

What movie was that was that song in? Wait, so that what you're based on? Because it was in a movie? Boris Gump. Boris Gump. I feel like an idiot. We should have asked a little. detail before we voted.

We didn't ask him questions. That's not us. I am looking forward to the Forrest Gump reboot when he's at 9-11. I feel like that's going to be a good time. Run, Forrest, run. That's now that's what I call me. He's going to go to his band after 9-11. Oh, my goodness.

All right, guys. Tyler's going to tally the points. We do have grand prizes to give out. But before we do that, you know, you guys have been a great audience. Thank you guys so much for coming to the show. You've been vocal, it's been nice, it's been intimate, and we want you guys to come back. We're back here on October 9th.

We're back here monthly. But if you had anything weird in your brain after the show, we want to get you out of here on a nice note. So we are going to cleanse your palettes with the palate cleanse around. I like that dance. That was a great dance. The palate cleanse dance.

You do that every month? Yeah. I've already done it once this extra month, this is the second show we've done this month. 10 years of sobriety. Great ideas, great ideas. No matter what. All of our comics, we've asked them to tell

one clean joke to end the show, to clench her palettes. We are going to start off with Willie Simon. Willie Simon. Proud of you, Willie. All right, thanks, man. Clean joke. To be honest, Jay did not mention this to me.

I did not. Clean joke. I'm a clean guy. I only do clean. Um... So I'm from Hawaii. This feels... this feels artificial. The way I'm going into this.

It doesn't feel authentic. Anyway. You guys drinking? Who's drinking! Hey! Whoa! Drink it's fun, do I like drinking. I was at a bar then I was pretty drunk. I was smoking a cigarette, like right outside, you know?

You know? I saw a car accident. Right outside the bar. Yeah. I wanted to help the guy out, but I was fucking ham. I gotta get out of here. You know what I was thinking. But I'm a good guy. I stuck around.

I tried to help him out. You feel like Batman when you help a guy when you're drunk? He's like, should we call the police? I'm like, yes, but I can't stay. They won't understand what I've done here. They're like, we need you as a witness. I'm like, tell them that I've saved you. That's not a cape with me drunk drive.

Okay, hey, clean joke, boom, hey. And now a clean joke from Irene, too. Give a go for Irene. I'm gonna be honest, I don't remember half of this joke. So that's not if I'm going to tell you. I got an Invisaline a while back. You guys probably can't see it because they're invisible. But when I went to go to the Orthonist,

I usually lie because I don't tell people I do comedy. So, you know, it's like weird conversation. So I accidentally told her I did comedy and she's like, oh, you should tell a joke about Invisaline. I'll give you free teeth whitening. So here I am. You know? All right, that's, that's it.

It's just a clean teeth joke. It's a clean teeth joke for Mandel. My name earlier, oh, I go by Mandel, but my real name is Tevin. That's my name. I hate my name because it's a second-rate name, bro. Kevin is the premier name in the Evan family of names. And I know that because every time I tell somebody my name, they're like, oh, it's like Kevin, but with a T,

which means you heard my name. You just want me know you think. You just want me know you think it's stupid. That's like me walk out to deal with all. Your name, Lucas, that's like mucus, but with an L. Listen. Oh, boy, oh, boy. Tyler, it's your time to shine, buddy.

Tell us what everybody's won. We're just making a lot for all the communities you show up here tonight. All right, in third place, with 400 points. It's Irene, too. You've got this great prize. I found it on the street. No, no, no, no. It's the painting, James.

Good painting, Jay. Look at this great painting. It's a black man. That's his handcuffs. He's out of his handcuffs. I found that in the trash on the street. There's some beautiful art from Black Lives Matter 2020. It makes sense.

It's now in the trash. 2025. All right. The second place. It's Mandel with 1,500 points. Wow. Dollar for it now. It was 1,600 points.

Heard on CBS. Hey, and, uh, it's actually on the proceeds. He gave you dad. Yeah. He already had this one. And a special prize for you, I read. This is our last book we had. When we first started the show, it started from Warner Brothers.

I got three cases of this book. When Ellen and General's show ends, this is the last one. I have 60 copies in that fucking book. You know what? This is actually my third copy of this book. My girlfriend's going to be so bummed that I'm watching this all day tomorrow. Thank you for doing the show. You get a copy of our Get Out of Cancellation.

Anything that we have said on the show tonight. You are good. You're taking care of one more time. Stay wrong.