WRONG! A Fucked Up Game Show - I WOULD'VE CLOCKED YOU AS A JEW (ft. Curtis Cook, Evan Williams, Kara Klenk)

Episode Date: November 1, 2025

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Hello, everybody. Welcome to another episode of Wrong, a fucked up game show podcast edition. I'm Jay Light, your host. Happy Halloween. We're here with a jump scare. All of a very long overdue episode. I swear to Satan, I will get a weekly upload of these going starting today. We are dropping our most recent show from the Comedy Store. This is the one we just did right here in October. and it is a spooky good time. We've got Evan Williams. We've got Curtis Cook. We've got Kara Clank.

We've got a brand new game. It's a good time. You're going to have a blast. Listen to it, enjoy it, and if you want to help us out even more, come check the show out live. We are going on the road starting this month. I guess technically next month. Whatever.

It's the 31st. It's almost November. Close enough. November. We're going to be in Los Angeles on the 12th. and in Nashville on the 19th and in Asheville, North Carolina on the 22nd. Then in December, we're going to be in Ashland, Oregon on the 5th, back in Los Angeles for the 10th, and in Phoenix, Arizona to close out the year, December 17th.

All the ticket links, all going to be in the bio. Most of them should be in there now. We might have a couple that are missed here and there, but everything's going to be ready and up and running soon. So get tickets wherever you can. and tell your friends if you don't live in those cities, come see us. Or watch us on YouTube or subscribe and tell a friend. You know, that's really all it takes.

Anyway, without further ado, after a very long time, let's get wrong. Oh, no, I thought you were missing a tooth for a second. I glanced a little too long into the abyss. Hi, everybody. Welcome to Wrong a fucked up game show. I'm Jay Light. I'm your host.

Make some noise for my man, Tyler Meznerich, over in the corner of there. Tyler is our scorekeeper, our points master. Prize king. Prize king. Yeah. You guys like prizes? Oh, no.

Now I see why everybody was so confused about what show they showed up to. Okay. This is a great game show where you can win some prizes audience members. We got some prizes from Italy. Tyler just got back from Italy. It's true. It's true. I have special Italian prizes for one.

maybe two people in the audience will see who likes Italy Tyler got me this tie from Italy it's true it does still have Italian rub that a little bit it's got Italian detritus on it still I think there's a little olive oil on this tie still how Tyler did also get some great prizes from our friends at Maxwell Farms marijuana mushrooms follow on Instagram at Maxwell Farms I got some pre-rolls I have some chaco chip cookies that look pretty good here, some mushrooms? Hey, do you like drugs? I don't know. Do you like drugs?

Who likes drugs? Let's give at some drugs. We got drugs lover here in the front row. Let's give out some drugs. We're easy to get drugs. There you go. Everybody booed Tyler for that horrible toss. Like it's easy to throw a fucking chocolate chip 15 feet? Who else has done that? I think everybody in this room

has done that, Tyler. Don't kid yourself. I was pretty fucking close, all right? We're going to give a prize at right now. to a great audience member. Somebody who had a fucked up week. This is for, I think, C-E-M. Sem. That's you! I'm glad you're getting a prize.

Sam. Am I saying that right? Sam. Jim. Yeah, don't... What the fuck? It's Jim with the C, but you don't know where the C goes. Well, I know where the C goes. I don't know where the G goes. Where are you from? Turkey.

Turkey. Oh, yeah. Okay, that explains this... We never had a Turkish person in the show before, so... Culture, that's what we're here for. What Armenian Genocide, am I right, Jay? Oh my God. Yeah, comics now start putting your Armenian Genocide jokes together. In five words or less, Jim's week was fucked up, had to clean up poop. I'm so sorry, make some noise for Jim.

Important question before we give you your prize. I think this will determine it. Human or animal poop? Oh, animal for sure. What kind of animal? I'm assuming a dog, but I don't know. Oh, that's never good when it's an animal of indeterminate origin. What kind of prize does Jim get for that?

Well, all our prizes, as you know, Jay, are found on the streets of Los Angeles, and Melanie's walking it up right now. You have the gift of fear. That's right. The gift of fear. Show the book to the crowd, audience. The gift of fear. This book may save your life.

Survival signals that protect us from violence. That is a joint. They also a joint. You also get a joint. That's for you. That's to bring the fear right back. Well, we have got a game show for you guys tonight. We love game shows.

Most people on game shows, you like it when people do things right. Not here. We like it when people do things. Okay, that's good. You guys are on the right page, but we're going to need you guys to sound like there are four times as many people in this room. Can we do that?

Yes. We like it when people do things. Now that's the spirit. Make some noise for yourselves one more time. huh? We bought some of the finest comics in the city and they are going to compete to prove who is the most fucked up comedian.

We are going to have them tell some jokes, some dark, some dirty, some fucked up stuff, but we also went through their past. We went through their social media. We found stuff that they probably thought they deleted. Posts that they should have said, lost to history that they will be fucked up about. We got some other fuck-to-up games

are going to play with them. We're going to commit psychological warfare with these comics tonight. All right? Fuck Jeopardy. career jeopardy, all right? We're doing it for everybody. Let's go ahead and start things out with our first round. This is a round

called Let's Get Fucked Up. So, we have five contestants who are going to tell you some jokes that are fucked up. They might be dark, they might be dirty, they will definitely be... Wrong. This is the first

audience all year that has gotten that correct. You guys are great. Yeah, clap for yourselves one more time. How about that? By the end of this round, We're starting off with five. We will only have three moving on to the next portion of the game. So this is do or die. Tyler's going to give them their first opportunity to score some points right now. Let's meet our first contestant. You can add him on Snapchat at Spork Officianado. Please make some noise for Billy Bono.

This TV's too big, dude. It makes me uncomfortable. I usually move around a lot. I feel trapped up here in my artistic space. Give it up for yourselves for just being here. You did good. Yeah, you guys are brave. You came out when World War III's about to pop off and find that pretty fascinating. It's coming. That's what I love about living in America.

You knew shit was getting dicey out there and you're like, we got tickets. We got to go to the attic and watch the game show. I'm actually pro-World War III. Yeah, that's how much debt I have. The only way I'm getting out of this mess is total global demise. The first thing I'm doing in World War II,

World War III actually pops off is call a MasterCard and then tell them to eat my entire ass. I fucking told you I wasn't going to pay you. And I'll let anyone near my ass. That's a millennial activity I don't partake in. I'm going to die with an untouched butthole. I just had a kid. I don't know why when World War III is about to pop off. I think it was probably a mistake. It's my first child. I'm 41. I did it out of wedlock to confuse God. I had a kid and found out I had diabetes in the same year.

Two diseases. Life sneaks up on you. It's fun having a kid in my house because you used to just have cats and that's pretty sad. So now there's a little kid there, but we live in a one bedroom, which I never felt bad about living in before until the child came along. And I know she don't know about mansions. She's just, she's only 10 months, but she fucking looks around like she does. Every time she looks at me, it looks like she said, you should have done better before I got here, buddy. Shit's depressing. So I never even wanted to buy a house.

I wanted to rent forever. And I probably shouldn't say rent anymore. It seems like kind of a bad word. So I wanted to have an apartment subscription forever. I started trying to look at single family homes in Los Angeles. They're all like a million bucks. I tried to apply for a loan. The bank just said no.

They didn't even say my application was declined. They just asked me to leave the bank. Some fucking old dude told me to pull my brief. Riches up on the way out. It's disrespectful. My options right now are by a single family home in Los Angeles or the whole state of Mississippi. They both have the same amount of working bathrooms. When I was growing up in Texas when we were learning how to spell Mississippi, they would teach us a song.

Do you guys know about the song in California? We say, M.I. Cricket letter, Cricket letter I. Cricket letter I. Cricket letter I. Humpback, humpback. This is a southern thing. That's how fucking stupid they thought we were. That word is 98% repeating letters and they're like, they can't get it, teach them a song.

We would count by Mississippi students when we were playing backyard football or whatever. One, Mississippi, is that a California thing? Say, one, Mississippi, two Mississippi. That was always weird to me. Now it's kind of fucked up because I found out Mississippi's last in education. So it almost seems like we're rubbing it in their face that we can count. One, Mississippi. Do you know how to do that?

You dumb motherfuckers? Two Mississippi. We're doing three tomorrow. Don't hurt your brains. I just had my first kid at 41, but my sister, she's 18 months older than me. She got two grandkids already. She was only a year ahead of me in school. Two grandkids.

It's fucking crazy. She had a kid in high school. I thought she ruined her life. Now I just had a kid at 41 and all her kids are off to college. I'm like, I fucking ruined my life. She's having a fucking heyday right now. If I knew that it was going to be this fucked up,

if I knew it would be cooler to have them really, I would have to start having kids at nine years old. I would have had them out of the fucking house when I was 27 or something. My sister became a grandmother at 39 years old. But when I was growing up, there was a neighbor, my neighbor. She was a 27-year-old grandmother, nearly 28.

She had twins when she was 13, and they had kids when they were 13. And I was friends with their older brother. That wasn't even where she began. That family was fertile as fuck. Right now, she has 31 grandchildren and great-grandchildren. I saw that guy, the older brother, I saw him flip a car once

when we were driving home from a party in Texas. He flipped the car into some trees. I was falling behind him. He skidded off the road. He rolled into the trees, and we pulled up on the crash. The car was up in the trees. It was so high off the ground. The light was illuminating the ground.

It broke through a fence. And then we got to the car, he wasn't even in the car. He had been ejected. And we're looking, we're yelling into the woods trying to find this guy because the car's empty. He comes from behind us. Up to, he scares the fuck out of me. I thought he was a ghost.

He came up, he was unscathed. That family is so fertile that Henry was fucking immortal. He couldn't be killed. And the family whose property, he flipped the car on to, came out to find out what was going on. Obviously, a loud crash. Came up. He's standing with us on the side of the road.

like we're just witnesses and the family goes whoever was in that car is probably dead and Henry with no marks on him is like yeah that guy probably died he stayed with us we gave statements to the police when they came as witnesses he drove off with us and when I was in the car I was like hey man they're just gonna find out later that you did that shit they're gonna run the tags and they're gonna come to your house and get you and he was like that is not my car and his last part's not gonna surprise you Henry is currently incarcerated and the very last part might surprise you. He went to prison for dismembering a body.

He didn't kill the person. He was ordered by a drug dealer to dismember the body or also die and he was like, I would like to comply with this. I'll do a couple years in prison. I'm going to live forever. All right, I'll see you guys. I'm Billy Bono.

Twist and turns all up through that set. I loved it. Let's go ahead and move on to your next comic. Guys, ready to meet your next contestant? She used to run a hot dog stand. Let's see if she can cut the mustard tonight. Yeah, that's right. That's what that intro dessert.

Make some noise. Make it loud right now for T-Barr! Make a little bit of noise for your home! Research. Tell you a little bit about myself. I'm a mom. And I have me, thank you. I have me a little chunky baby son.

He is so handsome and cute. He's 335 months. Don't you hate when people do that shit? You'd be like, how old is she? They'd be like, she's 37 months. She'll be 38 on the 15th. I went to Detroit Public School. I'd be adding that shit of one, two, three.

How did you say that little motherfucker was again? She's 22,000 days old. Cut that shit out. Cut that shit out. And I got me one of them little fat kids. You ever seen one of them fat-ass kids? You know one of the ones? they dance in the line of McDonald's.

You ever came in there and seen a little fat-ass kid? I ain't the menu. They're going crazy. My son was popping his ass hard as hell one day. I thought he was gay. He's just fat. I said, look at him. Twerking for a cheeseburger.

Get him a number eight. And my son got them little boy boobs. You ever seen the little boys with the little boy boobs? I call him Volcano boobies. Because they got a hold where the nipples supposed to be. You've seen them inverted nipples

on them fat-ass kids. I love my fat-ass son. All I got to do is get him a pizza and he love me. Fat kids will sing you a song and make you feel good as hell, won't it? They'd be all in the store like,

I love my mama. She is so smart with the nuggets. We're like, yes, he love me. Another thing, two, I'm from Detroit and I'm new to L.A. I just got my first movie wrong.

rehearsing, practicing, studying, going to class. I'm playing crackhead number three. Fucked up, you going to school to play a crackhead. I'm in the audition like, can I get another rock, sir? And like, more realistic. Fuck you,

motherfucker. I'm from Detroit. That was realistic, bitch. Another thing, two, I'm single. And he says, singles in the building? Just our lonely asses, goddamn. It's hard to be single as a single mom. You know what I'm saying?

Because you be in there trying to jack off and it seems like the kids only hear shit when they ain't supposed to. Anybody else? I be calling my son name all day. Brandon. He ain't heard shit. The minute I turned that rose on,

he's talking about, what's that noise? Bitch, shut up. It's a chainsaw in the house. house. Shut the fuck up and go lay your ugly ass down. But I love

them. Another thing, too, when you start getting older ladies, we'd be doing all this stuff for men. We'd be wearing all them thongs and suck them in draws and skims and somers and all that shit. Meanwhile,

if it's a man in here and his drawers ain't shit but a band. Dick just loose up against the leg And we spending $20 and $30 on draws Fuck all that I got tired of that One time my thong was hanging out my ass And my man was playing it like a banjo

I said fuck that I'm gonna start wearing blooms So don't let the outfit fool you bitch I got some big ass drawers on My draw is so big I can pull them up They look like a onesie Shit, my draw's so big I can put my head through the hole

It's a halter top Shit, fuck y'all That's my new TikTok channel I don't wear your drawers Like a halter top I ain't got time for it I'm done satisfying men But I will say this

One thing ladies, we're a little hypocritical Right? Because all ladies We be talking shit about our men But ladies them bra are so expensive all ladies we have 50,000 bras but we only have three of them that we wear in my line you got your favorite black one your favorite new one and the one you go fuck in and that's the one that's uncomfortable you can't wait you be like take it off it's just for show this one for looks bitch

it hurt I ain't got time for that and we got to start loving ourselves the order we get our body started changing and we have to start embracing it ladies like one day I woke up and my titty was in my armpit anybody else anybody woke up laying on the nipple like when did this happen but I started embracing it because now that I have saggy breasts I can do tricks with my tithies the ladies for real the ladies with perky tities can't do for real like when I take my bra off my tities drop down so low they line up with my kutis so you could eat me out and suck my tities at the same time.

It's like playing a harmonica, look. Somebody gonna go home and try that shit tonight. They're gonna be like, Teabarb said, new yoga pose, bitch. And you can role play different. You ain't got about no outfit. All you gotta do when he hitting it from the back is throw them bitches back there and let them go, ya, ya!

And you go, hurrah. See? It's a lot of fun. I'm comedian Teabarb. Give it up for your host, y'all. One more time for T-Bah, everybody. That harmonica line really fucking got me. They call that Bob Dylan style. Okay. Hey, we're waking up.

All right, our next comic coming to the stage. According to his resume that we found on his website, his special skills include chef, trampoline, and shooting, revolver slash automatic. Yes. So, before he turns the gun on himself, Please make some noise for Evan William! I have no idea what he's talking about, dude.

What is that? What was that? It's from your resume. My resume? Yeah. I didn't even know I had a resume. Was this like Actors Access or something? Oh, fuck, dude. I lied on that motherfucker, man. That's great. I used to lie a lot.

You guys used to lie a lot. I was an addict for like a long time. And I mean, I still am an addict, but I'm a sober one. but I'm a sober one. And I just lie, you know? Whatever I needed to say for you to think I was cool, I would just lie, and then I would forget that I said it to you, and I'd see you,

and you'd be like, hey, dude, how's fencing going? And I'd be like, what the fuck? Oh, no, it's great, man, no. I really learned real cool sword tricks or whatever. That's what I told them. That's what I thought they needed to know for me to be cool. Dirty, right? You want dirty?

You guys, anybody dating in here? Okay. That was the saddest response ever. I'm so sorry, brother. One hand went up, man. One hand. Can we help this guy out? Dude. Nobody? I'm sorry, dude. Me and you. I'll take you out after this, brother. We'll have a nice little dinner.

I am glad to not be dating right now. You know, I'm in a relationship, and I don't miss first dates. Those suck, right? You learn a lot about your... yourself when you're dating a bit. I didn't know this about myself until I dated for a little while, but I'm not really into muscular women,

you know? Thanks, bro. This is really funny to him. That setup. That was just a setup, and he was fucking, dude, I love you, man. I don't know why you're single. I don't know how you're single, dude.

You're a fucking catch, bro. I need that laugh, man. Damn. I didn't know. And it's like if you're a muscular woman, that's, you're like, someone will love you, I promise, you know. It's just not going to be me. And it's because I don't like the competition.

That's literally it. It's the whole thing. I just, I didn't know that until I was having sex with a muscular woman. And I was on the bottom, you know. And I, uh, we locked hands, okay? But then we kind of started playing murder. a little bit, right? But she was fucking good at it. She got underneath it. She did that move.

She got underneath it. We were like two pro-wrestlers. Like in the fucking, I'll see you at WrestleMania, brother. You know? I fucking lost. I literally, I let go, and I lost. And then I came. And that's how... I didn't like that. I didn't like that.

I didn't like that. I didn't like that that made me come. You know? Now I have to ask myself questions. And I don't want to ask myself questions. So I don't do that anymore, dude. Not today, Satan, you know? Coming's fun, or whatever, right? It's pretty cool.

You guys like coming? I, everybody's different, you know? Everybody needs something different. I was with this girl one time, and in order for her to come, she needed me to breathe into her mouth. You ever heard of that? She was like, I need a son.

smell your breath? I'm sure you've heard of that before and I was like I have not heard that before no I don't think anyone's ever said that before that's actually you shouldn't say that probably just not say it you should just find a way to smell my breath on your own you know but I didn't want to I didn't want to kink shame her so I was like okay sure and so I did it I probably looked insane I didn't know what I was doing you know I was just hovering over this woman like ha ha she started fucking

contorting you know it was working I felt like the mummy dude I was like hemo tap sucking her soul out which was fun she came dude she finished

I I guess I'll finish with like a dark one you know darker I don't talk I don't do many dirty that was the most I could talk about cum I can do a dark one I went to therapy because my mom died

and that's crazy that's crazy dude what's that him too oh that's why it's funny you killed her

you killed your mother and he's super funny with someone else their mom's that too this guy's crazy as fuck I love him have you gone to therapy have you done that

no yeah it shows it shows I went to therapy for it and she had me talk to an empty chair. I had to do that. It's called Justalt Therapy. And I felt silly doing that. I was like, you want me to talk to that chair like my mom's in it? And she was like, yeah, I was like, okay.

What's up, Mom? How you doing? Yeah, that's cool. You look different. You like a chair, you know. Where are you going? What are you doing? What are you going?

Mom? Mom? I wondered my therapist to feel silly. So I was like, can you get down? Get down from that, please. Get off of that, Mom. Can you sit back down? Don't fucking do that, all right?

Don't fucking do that. She fucking did it. My therapist is like, what the fuck just happened? What was that? I've never seen that in all my years. I was like, she just jumped out of a window. She hated this exercise so much.

I just lost her again. So what do you want... What I talk to now? This lamp? Is that my grandma? You guys, some of you tightened up, and I just want you to know my mom loves that joke. I know that because she's sitting right there. Thank you. Appreciate it.

To your next contestant, we've had it right before the show. He got kicked off Twitter for impersonating Dr. Oz. Makes an noise for Curtis Cook, everybody. Curtis! It should look like I was Dr. Oz and said, I'm going to kill your kids. Apparently that's against the standards protocol. Hi, hi. I have a daughter. She's six years old. Her name is Bernice, because I lost that fight with my wife. My wife was like, we should name her Bernice. It'll mean a lot to my mother. I was like, is an 80-year-old woman about to crawl out of your body?

It sucks because I call her Bernie for sure, but because I do comedy, everyone assumes I named her after Bernie Mac, which is ridiculous. I would never give my daughter the same first name as a stand-up, because I already gave her the same middle name as a stand-up. My daughter's full name is Bernice. Cedric the entertainer cook and I love it very much she's a good kid she's in the first grade she came home from school the other day was just me and her

and my wife was working late and I was like Bernie what do you want for dinner tonight and to my surprise she said Dad for dinner tonight can we eat pussy and I got pretty concerned but you can't freak out in front of your kids you have to do coy shit like

oh what an interesting cuisine request Bernice who told you about eating pussy and it turns out that a boy in her class has an older brother who told him that when boys grow up, they grew up to eat pussy. And my daughter overheard him telling his other male classmates about that. And she said, well, I'm going to eat pussy too.

And the boy said, no, only boys can eat pussy. So now my daughter wants to eat pussy to prove him wrong. And I'm in a position, or what I want to do is affirm my daughter's feminist beliefs. But what I need is for her to stop saying pussy. So I go, okay, Bernice, just like for the record, what do you think pussy is? And she goes, is it a treat? And I go, it is. That's correct. I go, but, you know, that boy lied to you, people of all gender's kidney pussy, but only grown-ups can eat pussy.

And if any adult ever tells you differently, you have to give me their name so that I can kill them. And she said, but, Dad, why can only grown-ups eat pussy? I go, it's an acquired taste. She was like, Dad, have you eaten pussy before? I was like, yeah, Dad ain't pussy this morning. And after you went to school, she went, who made it? I said, your mother.

She said, how was it? I was like, let's be different ever since you were born, but I love it just the same. She's just a little kid. She doesn't know what you say. That's what I know. She remembers this later when she's older. If she feels embarrassed, that every member she has with me

should be one of love. So I got that on my knees and I gave her a big hug and I said, Bernice, if when you get older, you decide you still want to eat pussy. Just know that your mother and I will love you

just the same because you are our child and I love for you is unconditional. And then she gave me a big hug back and said, thanks, Dad. Maybe when I'm grown up, you and me can eat pussy together. Okay. I'm going to tell this joke.

I'm in trying. I did the, so the Oz, the Dr. Oz thing, I'm in trouble. Essentially, I think I'm getting fired from my job. Is what's that. I work, okay, I work for the show, and I don't remember what you say. The name of the show, because I don't want anyone on the show to get in trouble, but I'll give you in. The show I work for is like your family guy was called American Dad.

I've gotten three write-ups with them so far. The first one was years ago, because I called my white female co-worker. She was from Canada, and at the Christmas car party, I called her a fucking immigrant. And they were like, you can't do that. And I was like, to Canadians, you can't. And they were like, you can't do that. You wouldn't do that to a Mexican would you?

And I was like, of course not, I respect Mexicans. So that was strike one. That's strike two. I didn't introduce this at the start. I'm half black and half white. Some of you can tell by my general demeanor and how I dress. And so I got in trouble because I called one of my coworkers

a fucking cracker, because he was acting like a fucking cracker. And they were like, you can't do that. And I was like, yeah, yes, I can't. And they're like, you can't. I was like, no, because I'm half white. And they're like, it doesn't work that way. I was like, yes, yes, it's, no, yeah.

Because I can say that. I can say, nigga, because I'm half black. And they were like, yeah. And I was like, so I can also say, Cracker, because I'm half white. And they're like, that's different. And I was like, this is bullshit. And so they tried, it ended with me on account shouting,

I'm a proud white man, and I'm tired of hiding it. And they wrote me up, and they couldn't get me on a slur because I am half white. And so the write-up, it says on the piece of paper, general racial confusion. And then I got written up, I'm getting fired because I've been depressed since COVID, and I've been on like a mental health journey.

And I've just been despondent and weird. And one day everyone in my work was joking about mass shootings and to start a riff off, someone was like, who do you think is the most likely to shoot up everyone here? And one by one on my coworkers looked at me in a way that let me think it was, they thought it was me. And so as a joke, I was like,

don't worry, I'd warn some of you first. And then, like, six months passed, and I started new medication. I started going to therapy. I started feeling better. I was like, I need to reclaim myself by showing them that I can joke. And I'm going to do it by calling back to a joke

that made me realize I needed help. And so last Tuesday, I texted three of my coworkers, hey, man, you've always been nice to me. Do yourself a favor, and don't come in tomorrow morning. And now they want to fire me, but I'm union. Trying to figure out. Anyway, there's one black character

on American Dad called Principal Lewis. And so if you see less of him next season, just know they got me. All right, thank you guys very much. Give it up for Jay. We got one more contestant left. You guys ready to meet your final contestants. She used to write for girl code.

She used to write for guy code. Hey, what about they-them code, you bigot? I'm glad that like 30% of the room like that one. That'll do better than the mustard joke. Makes the noise for Kara Clank, everybody. And you guys are digging deep. I wrote for Girl Code and I wrote for the Guy Code blog. Worse.

Way worse, right? There's a blog. How's everybody doing? Yeah? Great. Some of you seem to hostage energy, but we're going to keep it moving. They wanted me to do a dark.

set and I was thinking about the darkest thing I've seen this week which is the Nikki and Cardi beef online have you guys been following oh they are saying the most fucked up shit to each other it's like your dad molests you they're talking to each other's kids they're bringing the kids into it it's fucking dark and people are like the kids shouldn't be part of it which I disagree with because I think you should be allowed to talk shit about kids I have to and I love to talk shit about them okay I think we should be allowed.

All reality shows, they're like, leave the kids out of it. I'm like, no, bring the kids into it. I got something to say to this little fucking five-year-old. I got a four-year-old, I got a six-year-old, psycho both, both absolutely unhinged psychopaths. That's it. That's my set, guys. My kids are crazy.

Oh, yeah. They say, like, you could tell when kids are smart, when they can use and, like, understand sarcasm. And my four-year-old son yesterday said to me, oh, you're such a good mom like that. I was like, wow, drag me, okay. Smart as hell. We got a little Mensa member over here.

He has been an asshole since he was born. He had colic when he was born. Do you guys know what colic is? Yeah, like, I think, I don't know how you guys feel but I thought colic was like asthma or jaundice or like some kind of sickness that your baby gets no collic is just a medical term for a baby who cries for no goddamn reason it's basically like a diagnosis of your baby's an asshole that's all it is they bring you into a room they have a they have a

file they open it up they go I'm so sorry we ran a few tests and it looks like your son will be microwaving fish at the office and the levels that I'm seeing here he is gonna be trying to get off the plane first even though he's in the back row. Oh, I see he's going to have a podcast about cancel culture. I'm sorry, there's no cure. There's no cure.

There's nothing we can do. I didn't find out the sex of either of my children before they ruined my body coming out of me. And I didn't find out the sex, and people really fucking hate that. They do not like when you don't tell them. They want a gender reveal. They want you to burn down a national forest

while you reveal what their gender is. I did not find out. I was like, there's no surprises in life or whatever. Let's just, you know. And yeah, people fucking hate that. It's like everybody is on Amazon and they've got like a weight bench and a hoop skirt loaded in to buy you.

And they're like, what is it? Which one? They want to check out really bad. And so many people were coming up to me, they're like, well, if it's a boy, what are you going to do about circumcision? Big topic today. You guys seem like you're up on the news.

You guys hear circumcision is a linked cause to autism according to RFK fuckface. Give me a break. What a fucking idiot. Anyway, if you're cut, that's why you're weird. Whatever.

So everybody would come up to me and they'd be like, but if it's a boy, what are you going to do? Or are you going to get them circumcised? I'll be like, I don't know. I haven't even met the little fucker yet. I don't know what I'm going to be taking away from him. But why don't you give me your opinion because I feel it coming at me like a tsunami

and they'll always be like, well, what you should do is whatever your husband has. If the dad is cut, you should, that's what the boys should have. And I'm like, oh, because they have to match? Is there going to be like a sword fight or something? Nobody can't have any extra inches on anyone? Ladies, you remember the first time you stood next to your mom for the first time naked and you were like, matching vaginas, ready to take on the world.

No. Although I will say I did get fully resilient for both of my births. just wanted the doctor to have a clean playing field, you know? So for a brief period of time, we did have matching vaginas, but now, night and day. Night and day, you can really tell, you can really tell now.

My husband got a vasectomy, though, we're done having kids, and, God, he complained, like, such a little bitch about it. I think men think that a vasectomy is, like, getting your dick cut off, and it's, like, I think it's a scratch on your ball sack. Like, it's nothing. I had two, nine-pound, three-ounce base,

through the freight elevator, just if you were wondering. And just to make fun of him, I looked up a bunch of things on the internet that weigh nine pounds. And I'm going to read them to you guys as well. A bass guitar. Okay. Nine cans of soda, not diet, full fat. Okay. Three toasters.

Okay. Nine basketballs, inflated, I'm assuming. One gallon of juice or milk. or milk. There's no mention of pulp, but I'm assuming heavy pulp. I don't know. One, two by four piece of wood. Okay. A female cat, not one of those bitchy, scrawny male cats.

A beefy female cat. Two laptops, Dells. We're not talking about a MacBook Air. Three bags of apples. That one's confusing. How many apples are in each bag? I don't know. It just seems very arbitrary. But anyway, those things all came out of me. me. I gave birth to all those things.

All right, the light went on, I got to go. I'm just going to say one last thing. I don't know if this has been dark enough or dirty enough, just talking about giving birth to children. But I will say, I think sometimes the gender binary is going a little bit too far. Okay? Like, I was on the REI website the other day trying to buy a sleeping bag so that I could take my little daughter camping.

She's a lesbian. And I'm not for sure. Sure, but she has a walk. And so, like, on the website, I noticed that there's men's and women's sleeping bags. What? Did you guys know that that was the thing? A sleeping bag is a sack you throw your body into for warmth. I'm bigger than some men, I'm smaller than some men.

Why is there men's and women sleeping bags? Did a woman buy a man's sleeping bag? And she's like, I mean, I love it, but my tits are just falling out of it. Guys were like, bro, is that a woman's sleeping bag? You look curvy, what the fuck? Are you gay? Like, come on, what are we doing? We just have sleeping bags in sizes.

I'm Kara Klank. Thank you guys so much. We've got one of our contestants staying up here. Who else is going to be making it on to the next round? Well, we're going to have Kara Klay come up. Also, Curtis, excuse me. Also, Evan Williams coming up. Where's Evan?

Thanks a noise. And the most bucked up, what are you saying of the night? You guys at Curtis Cook, 600 points for you. All right. Yeah. Curtis Cook, coming on down. And we also got a couple audience prizes we're going to give out right now. To this guy with the Dad Mom, you're getting a prize.

Come on down, Melanie. Makes a noise for Melanie and Dad Mom. Have some drugs. That will help. He'll go to therapy. Do drugs. He just walked out of the back. Oh, the single guy was going to give.

We'll give them to some. Who wants mushrooms? Oh no, she's giving them to one of her friends. Okay, that's fair. That is fair nepotism. Okay. Is I going on tour? Hi, everybody. Hi. How's it going? Welcome to Wrong. You guys made it on to the next round. Thank you so much. I don't know what I did right or wrong. So I get up here, but yeah. Here we are. Tyler?

You ready to keep scores with our next round? Yeah. This is one of our favorite rounds. This is the round called Entweetment. where we've gone through everybody's old tweets. That sucks. I can't believe I still have a Twitter account you can look at. I know. Yeah. I was really bad at Twitter and I didn't do it much.

So I'm scared. I'm scared. It's just like, I'm having a good Saturday, you know? That's like how I used to talk online. I think it's really adorable that you think we're going to pull, I was having a good Saturday. That's a what's up thing. We found you said, because the thing, we found stuff that we found stuff that we

thought they probably thought they deleted guess what we got the internet we got the best sleuth in the bids here to full-line find the stuff that they thought they deleted they're blanking out words we're gonna make them guess what they said from way back in the day oh shit yes okay now we are gonna start up with one of mine I will go to the hot seat first we are gonna have two options that are fake one is real my producers always pull this one up for me I never know what it is I never know what it is beforehand we've got they're always bad they're always terrible god they're always bad I might be as bad as Twitter as you have it I might be

I don't know, dude. We're going to find out. All right, this is from September 12th, 2013 at 1.13 p.m. Let's see you this week. Blank, hashtag pray for me. I got one like. One like equals one prayer.

Nobody prayed. God, 2013 in L.A. I was still drinking. I don't really know. a whole lot else. Man. I worked at Flappers Comedy Club at the time.

Oh shit, really? Yeah. I was in a dark... No, I was in a dark place. I can see why I needed prayers. Oh, my God. I don't know what it is. We'll see. Let's get option one up there, Tyler.

Hot Girl at the Bar told me I didn't have a funny bone in my body. I told her she placed her cards right. She might get a funny bone in hers. Hashtag pray for me. God, I wish it was that one. You're getting way more likes out here than you've got on. I know.

I don't think it's that one, but we'll see. Option two. Figured out why I'm compelled to groove along. Anytime I hear Billy Jean, I've got terminal dancers, stage Jackson 5. You do like a guy who says groove along? I feel like this might be you. I could groove.

I could Are you nostalgic about it? I'm a groove machine You know how much my life changed The first time I heard Play that funky music white boy Never been the same after that All right, option three

This one's too bad Okay I just don't Yeah go Option three I'm not going to heaven Because once I saw Bulgeless Jesus on the cross

And said crucifix Where's his crucidix Hashtag baby dick Christ Hashtag pray for me I actually I have I don't know what it is I'm I'm stunned You don't remember which one of these you wrote I don't remember which one of these I wrote Both are terrible puns and when I think you I think terrible puns so it's so it's neck and neck dude Crucidics I'm between one and three I feel like the first one the bone is right first one

A funny bone in the body. That one felt like they Googled like pickup lines. That's why I'm... Yeah, that's true. You're right. But that's also something that I would do. That's true. Drunk you, definitely. Drunk me's Googling pickup lines.

Drunk me's reading, become a player.com and finding everything I can. Do we have to agree as a unit, which we... No, no. You can guess individually. If you got something, he went to lock in. Curtis, way in. I'm leaning to the...

I'm leaning this one, I think. I'm leaning towards Jesus Crucidix. Yeah. Yeah. He also didn't know when to stop the joke. Like, it kind of kept... which sounds like any of honestly any of our comedy

like 12 years ago Jesus is like usually wearing like robes right I guess sometimes there's the thorny crown ones where he's yeah so he's got a little banana hammock sometimes sure sure but you don't like the bulge in the banana hammock back then drunk you didn't like

the lack of a bulls not Jewish I'm not Jewish you're not Jewish you learn something did somebody say oh thank you I'm with you. I would have clocked you as a Jew. You in about... At least five other people a year. I get asked all the time.

We're getting the ratio up. Okay, everybody thinks it's three. I think it might be two. I'm going to swerve. I think it's two. You think it's two? You're nodding along? You know what? That's a good reason. You can usually test it's the bad ones. Tyler, let's see that real tweet.

It's not... Groove along just that's where I was like, nobody says that. I knew it. I was like, it could not, he could, no,

a person in my age range is not saying grew long. But I sit corrected. Well, let's go ahead move on to our next person in the hot seat.

Evan Williams. Evan, get over to the hot seat. Make sure for Evan, everybody. I have to go over there. Thank you.

So much. I'm so scared. I want to relapse if this is bad enough, dude. Now, Evan, unlike your two co-competitors,

you have not deleted any of your tweets I'm really bad at being my own publicist so I probably should have deleted a bunch you know we're about to find out for sure though I should have deleted this one November 7th 2011

oh hell yeah I am so pissed off I'm actually pissed off now Blank hashtag chloroform No likes, no retweets Nothing I got literally not even my dad 845 in the morning You're like up and at him

I feel like you're a good person now But I would not be surprised if this is just the N word Oh God Never do Never Oh come on I am from North Carolina so like

Oh that's what the end stands It looks like I would tweet that But I wouldn't tweet that Come on Where are the fucking options dude I'm so fucking scared of this For sex on the first date hashtag chloroform

I was crazy I was married at the time I got married really young I got married at 21 a year before this. Wow. Wow. I don't think I'd say it,

but, dude, I was trying to be a Twitter guy for like a little while, and I just, it wasn't for me, dude. Like, we had friends, you know, that would, like, go on to be, like, monologue writers and late night, and they fucking crushed tweets. Yeah. I was terrible. You guys heard my jokes.

They're fucking terrible. They're so long. That's really short. I would have gone, long on that. I don't think this is it. Option two, could be just a short. When pickup lines don't work, try hashtag chloroform.

God, dude. It feels like I was watching at midnight, and I was, like, following one of the prompts. That's a hashtag game. Bombing all of them. I was never selected on the At Midnight tweets. Fuck.

I mean, they're both basically the same joke, you know? which is like me But it's only one of them So I don't know I'm gonna have to see three dude Let's see three Nah she's okay She's just tired

This one's funny This what's funny Hey Because that was funnier I hope that's it We're gonna give Curtis and Kerry A chance to guess I have no idea

What do you all think The third one is nice. It's like, yeah, no, yeah. She had a hard day. And I want to believe that's who you were. That's married guy energy. Yeah, she took, you know, she had hard time. Carol, what do you think?

No, I mean, all three of them are rapy. It's just like which is the funnier way to be rapy. And I do think this is the funniest one. So I think Evan's funny. I'll say to this one. Thank you, Kara. We're going. Level three rapiness on this one.

That's what Kara thinks. Evan, what do you think? I didn't want to sway their vote to hope that they were, like, wrong. I think this is it. I'm getting, like, a vague memory of, like, my actual wife at the time was, like, a sleep on a plane, I think.

And I took a picture of her, and I wrote that, I think. I would always joke with my wife, like, I'd take a picture of it. I'd be like, this is my fucking stupid slam piece, you know? But like, it was... Can't imagine why that marriage didn't work out? But then I'd be like, just kidding.

I'm like so in love. And it was like, it was part of what's funny, right? Audience, what do we think? I'm divorced. Audience barely thinks it's this one. I don't know, dude. Audience thinks it's one. Let's see.

We got one person thinks it's three, a couple of things that's one. No way! Oh, that's terrible. Oh, my God. But that's okay, because we celebrate what's wrong on this show. Make some noise for Evan Williams, everybody. Oh, my God.

That's so bad. Wait, are you like 22 years old writing this? I am 22. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cool. Married 22. That's crazy. Up next me of Kara Clay.

Yes, okay. This stool being on the edge here is stressing me out, but it's so rickety. Okay, go ahead. Kara, you did delete your Twitter. Does that just say KKK? Okay, whatever. Go on. It's all deleted.

I did delete my Twitter tweet forever in a brave move against Elon Musk, I guess. I don't know what I was trying. We did find, thanks to the Internet Archive, this week, from 2018. Oh. Blank, you dumb fucks. One response, three likes. Do you have the response? Shit, this is like what you were saying, Evan.

I wasn't good at Twitter. Look how wordy this is. I'm probably at max characters here. June 12th. Yeah, what's going on in 2018? What was your life going on then, Kara? Well, I didn't have kids yet, so this could really be about anybody. I don't know. You guys have the most likes so far. More than both of us.

This is a viral sweet compared to, yeah. Okay. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Let's see some options. If you think you know the real one, don't say it till the end because we got Curtis and everyone we have a chance to guess first.

Option one. The earth is flat because it's flat when you walk. You know what else is flat? The area where your cock and balls are supposed to be, you dumb fucks? That sounds like you. Classic clank, yeah. Classic clank.

A certified clank banger. Option two. You think they're ever going to pair of Earichka Hargitay and iced tea on an investigation? He clearly works best alongside the bills. You dumb fucks. That feels, yeah, I just met you,

but that feels right. Shouting about that makes it crazy. Wait, when did Bells die? More recently than this, 20, I think, 2022? Could be, it's in the ether. Let's see option three. What is the point of these Chinese robocalls? I can't buy your Viagra if I don't speak Mandarin, you dumb fucks.

Curtis is very tickled by this. It tickles me. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's racist. But it's, but it's like, right, it's like, I'm not bad in Chinese, I'm mad, I'm bad, do you have a, different language. I've never gotten Chinese robocalls before. I've gotten robocalls from other places. Yeah, but never from China.

So, I don't know. I mean, I don't want to spoil anything for you guys. Which one do you all think is a real tweet? I know which one is real. Oh, shit. Locked in. I'm still reeling about my rapy tweet. I'm in another fucking room right now hiring someone to go delete all those.

in my head I'm doing that I mean I don't mean to cheat But like she went When that one came up I think it's that one I think it's that one

That's a good comment Although it doesn't sound like you To me it doesn't sound like you But I'm gonna say that one Curtis what do you think I'm gonna go with the bells We're going with the bells SVU

Audience what do we think Two Two Two Two three Okay A little divided Kara which one's the real tweet

This is the real one. Listen, the other one's a decoy because I have a podcast about Law and Order SVU and I do very I am very passionate about it. And when that one came up, I go, that's it. I wrote that. And I didn't.

And then I saw this one and I go, this is it. Because I was getting so many robocalls where they were just speaking in Mandarin and I was like, I cannot buy what you are trying to trick me to buy. I don't know, there's not a word of English here. And I just, I was mad about it. In 2018,

I actually downloaded a RoboCall app. I was getting so bombarded, so it was a really tough time for me. Yeah, sorry, that's it. I'm not anti-China. It's just they're calling me to sell something. We're anti-Robocall. Absolutely. Thanks for Kara Clank, everybody.

Very pro-China. Good job. Curtis, get on over to the hot seat. Thanks a nice for Curtis cooking. All right. How, they really got my voice in that second tweet about Beth. Now, Curtis, you had a sort of a... rocky Twitter history.

Yeah. This tweet was deleted, and it was saved by some fans of yours in Bangladesh on the Internet Archive. Look at that Bangladeshi Twitter. As a fan of BDSM, blank, we did look it up, we translated it, that is 10 comments, two retweets, and 35 likes.

Wow. Oh, not bad. Absolutely crushing in Bangladesh. None of them fucked me. do uh yeah this is from june 22nd 2018 uh what was going on your life in that kirtis i don't know 2018 yeah my wife was graduating with her master's does that apply did she know a lot of people in Bangladesh

i don't think so as a fan of BDSM congrats to my wife she didn't graduate with a master's Does fit. I'm going to spank this shit out of you tonight, babe. Option one. I don't recommend watching 12 years of slave before session. That could be me. Option two.

I'm really upset that this administration has somehow managed to turn cages into a bad thing. That is maybe me. Or option three. when my car needs its belt replaced I think I bet you do you little sweat I do. I do think that a lot. Just on a day-to-day

basis. This is good news for Curtis because Curtis gets his hands to sift through which one is the real one and which one's the fake one. Kara, Evan, which do you all think it is? I kind of feel like it's this one. This is so funny. I mean, yeah. It's really funny.

I'm really just voting for the funniest. Just keep putting hope in each other. Yeah. Audience, what do we think? Do we agree? Do we think it's number three? Yeah, okay. Everybody thinks it's three?

Curtis? Do you know the real one? I think so. Which one? It is the second one. It is the second one! Everybody's disappointed. That's the first time I was disappointed.

In 2018, I was trying to be a political comic. I was saying things like, can you believe? Can you believe it? A lot. You really came up with a format where we can present an audience one of our jokes and they go, uh-huh.

That sucks. Thank you for giving us this kid. Guys, make some noise for everybody. All right. Tyler, how are we doing on the points? How's everybody scores? Well, I'm going to say they did pretty terrible at guessing each other's tweets. It's now a

game. 800 points across the board. That never happened. Whoa. 800 points ago. You know what? Yeah, that actually deserves more of a shocked surprise in one clap from one of our sponsors in the back. But but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, we have one game left where everything can turn it around.

You got a game? Anything can happen. Anything can happen. This is a game. Brand new here for Los Angeles. Who likes movies out here? People that like movies? Anybody got a letter box? Anybody know about the website? Letterboxed, yes, we got there, cool. Letterbox, a website where you can review movies, social movie reviewing.

This is a game about letterboxed with bad movie reviews. This is a game called Regretterbox. It's a groovy time for a moody time so bad you get and glad to. Just real quick, shout out to the production value you've put on your transition.

We try. We got good, make some noise for a producing team. Always on top of it. So, Letterboxed is an app where you rate movies, comment on things based on what you watched. This is a game called Regutterbox. We are going to have our comics guests to the movie based on the shitty reviews that we throw from Letterboxed. These are real reviews of Los Angeles-centric movies, movies based in Los Angeles. So you guys feel free to guess along.

We got three clues per option, and we're going to have our comics go one by one. We're going to start off with our first clue. Tyler, roll that clue. Half a star, we watched this for Family Movie Night. What's something you don't want to watch with your family? Half a star. Any guesses? Anybody want to lock in anything?

It's LA Base. It's LA-based. This is an L.A.-centric movie. The Black Balea. That is a good place to start. Evan, Kerry, you guys got any guesses yet? Do you want to see another clue? Yeah.

Anybody in the audience, you guys got any thoughts? Friday? Friday? What did somebody say? They got a big laugh. Boogie nights. That's a good guess. Angels in the Outfield? Was that in L.A.? I don't know. Orange County. Okay. Imagine watching that for a family movie night being upset about it. We believe in Satan in this house.

Who wants Bielzebub in the Outfield? Option, let's see, clue number two, half a star, I thought it was about dancing, frowny face. You guys can change your guesses if you want to. Well, that makes me think it's boogie nights. Yeah, boogie nights.

Yeah, boogie nights. I think he's Alvin and the chipmunks the squeak wolf. Yeah. I still think it's black dahlia. That was literally the caption when my second kid was born. I wrote the squeak wolf.

Let's see. our third clue, half a star. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is this before or after Mark Walbert committed those hate crimes? Nailed it. Do we have an answer to this? It's Boogie Nights, baby.

Obviously, boogie Nikes. It is, obviously. Good soundtrack. But was it before after he committed those hate crimes? It was after he committed those hate crimes. Marky. Marky. Mark Day. Yeah, that was Marky Marky. Mark days.

Marky Mark is out here, blinding people. Yeah. Good job. Yeah, let's give a round of applause. Let's get some drugs over there. Here, have some mushrooms. Good job. Nice.

Oh, yeah, dude. See, audience? You guys can win some drugs. All right. Number two, this is a movie again. L.A. based, first clue coming to the board right now. One star. I didn't actually finish it.

I just wanted to say that I hate rich people. Could be anything. Clueless? Clueless. Home alone. Home alone. But L.A. based. Yes, home alone.

Never mind. Famously in Chicago. Set in Chicago. Although home alone based in LA would be good. Vanderpump rules. No, I don't know what this is. They're not actually rich at the beginning. Anyway.

We can see another clue for you guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Audience, do you guys have any guesses? Anybody go from the audience? Anybody need more than that? We'll see. Let's get another one. Clue number two, half a star.

If I wanted to see white girls whine about petty problems, I'd go to Utah. Clueless, we got a guess for Clueless. Freaky Friday. White Girls? Freaky Friday, white girls? I think White Chicks is the movie you're thinking of, sir. You're just saying what he loved.

That's fair. Yeah. Secret Lives of Mormon-wise. Everybody calling out, dude, cocaine. What else you love, guys? Unfortunately, Maxwell Farms does not provide cocaine. That's where they're growing does not go that far. He has to be really stupid, though, to watch Clueless and be like,

ugh, rich people and white. I mean, like, the movie is pretty satirical, right? This is stupid. These people aren't always. These people are definitely not. So, everyone on Letterbox is very smart. I want to say, I'm going to go a deep cut. I'm going to say bling ring.

The bling ring. Ooh. That's a good guess. Yeah. That's interesting. What's Southern Clueless? But it's based on the... Oh, Sweet Home Alabama.

No. Same actor. Oh my God. Legally blonde. Legally blonde. That's what I meant to say. That's also based in Harvard. That's in Boston.

We're really stupid. Really different kind of white people in that city. Okay. That's where Marky Mark comes from. We know what happened to him. All right. I need one more. Let's see one more.

I'm about you guys. Half a star. We dress well and we have money, so it's not incest. Oh. Oh. Oh. Cruel intentions. Now that's a guess.

Yeah, that's pretty much the main incest movie, right? Not Game of Thrones. Is it? We get two for cruel intentions. Evan, what do you think? I'm gonna say, Nomeo and Juliet.

No. No me on Julia. Famously brother and sister. Oh, wait. Where was the old, the American old boy? Where was that base? Like the Spike Lee one?

The Spike Lee one. I think it was also in Korea. I think it did also take place in Korea. Let's see the correct answer. Hey, she fucks her stepbrother in that one. No, but they're parents. You've never seen it. The parents were divorced, so they were no longer step-siblings.

But a lot of people on letterboxed have a problem with theoretical incest. Not me. Paul Rudd? I don't care. He needs to be my dad. Let's get some drugs over here to our correct guess. Let's get some drugs. Nice noise for drugs.

Good job. T. Barb. All right. Our final L.A. based movie coming up right now. Clue number one. One star. I fell asleep. This movie is for the type of guy that trims his eyelashes to look less feminine.

American sniper. I think it's like a Zach Snyder film, dude. Or like a Michael Bay? No. Maybe. Wait, Zach Snyder's the Superman guy? No. He did do Superman at one point.

I want to say it's like 300 or something. Famously set in Los Angeles. I'm so stupid. That's at Venice Beach. That's Muscle Beach. I literally forget that from every time. I'm thinking about a tweet from 2011 and they're like fucking making me jump.

all this information dude and this guy loves white girls and I'm just like yeah this is okay all right I think oh but if it's Michael Bay it might be pained gang no that's Miami that's Miami you know I'll give you a free you know it's a you know it's in LA one is ambulance that's Michael Bay like makes for the real ambulance head yeah that movie fucking ruled you guys got to watch it bad boy that's also my They look so similar. All right. Curtis, are you cool on guessing?

You need a sec? I need a sec. All right. Let's see a second clue. Half a star, they didn't even kiss. Two. And that is a good guess. Wait, they didn't even kiss.

And the first one, I've already forgotten it. What was it again? The first one is the type of movie for the guy who treats their eyelashes. Oh, yeah. It's a super masculine movie thing. Oh. To look less feminine. They didn't even kiss.

Oh, that's probably a joke review. Swingers? Swingers? I mean, I would like to see John Favre on Vince Vaughn Kiss. You guys aren't with me on that? Oh, I see. There's so many you don't even know it. How can you not get turned on hearing that from your best bro?

Tyler? Yeah. What? Audience members, do you guys have guesses? while Evan and Curtis are sort of thinking this one out, anybody besides Beverly Hills Chihuahua? I think it might be heat. Okay, heat?

Oh, is heat based in Illinois? It is. Leaves shot. Heat actually based in hell. I hate to break it to you. No, heat's based in LA, so that's a valid guess. Let's see option three. Half a star.

I prefer the Melissa McCarthy version. Oh, yeah, heat. It's heat. I think it's heat, dude. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That was a Melissa McCarthy movie called The Heat.

Called The Heat. Yeah. That is not based that is based in Boston. Right. But that wouldn't affect it. I'm going with Evan. I trust him.

You see how excited? That's the most excited Evan's been the entire show. I haven't been right about something in years. This is crazy, bro. Tyler, isn't he? I'm wrong, no. She got.

You did it. You got your head. You probably... You probably... I'm like a big ass. Have you guys seen it? Tyler, play that sound cue again. Pachino's coked out of his mind

in this movie, dude. It's my kind of movie. Play it again. Here, she got a... Great ass! And you got your head all the way up it! He does that for no reason.

It's out of... No, you gotta watch Heat, man. He improvised the line about a woman with a great ass. Well, that's regretter, boxed everybody. Make some noise for everybody. You just have beaten us because none of us got anything except you got heat.

I don't know, man. I think white girl guy won. Beverly Hills Chihuahua. You know what? Let's get some drugs over here for Beverly Hills Chihuahua. Yeah, it's you. Beverly Hills Chihuahua, dog. White chicks. A bag of Coke? It was mushrooms. Mushrooms.

This show, sponsored by Cove. This show, sponsored by I am a sober enabler, all right? I'm sober, but I will give you cocaine. You're not going to do it in the bathroom with me, but I'll let you borrow my car keys. Take a couple bumps on me, all right? Let's... That just sounds like a really good friend.

Thank you. Thank you, Curtis. You understand. Tyler is going to finish telling up the points. We're going to move on to our final round because we've had a lot of fucked up things happen tonight. We're going to get you out of here with a nice note with a clean, wholesome, joke, this is the pallet cleanser.

Very nice. Very clean, very wholesome. All of our comedians have prepared one clean, wholesome joke for you guys while Tyler catallies up the points. They're going to tell it right now, and then we're going to get you guys out of here. We're going to start off with Evan Williams.

Make some noise for Evan. I think you should sit, tell it's sitting. I don't know if it's like wholesome, you know, but it's not dirty. My name is Evan Williams. Do you guys know what that is? It's a whiskey. Someone is an alcoholic back there.

It's a whiskey. My parents literally named me after a whiskey. And I became an alcoholic, which is like one of the funniest things I've done as a comedian, I think. I literally, I went to my first A.A. meeting. I was like, my name's Evan Williams. I'm an alcoholic. And somebody in the back of the room was like,

and I'm Jim Bean. I got in trouble with alcohol recently. I was in a grocery store parking lot feeling bad for myself because I had just realized I'm officially at the age where every song that plays in the grocery store is a banger. And I must have looked suspicious because a group of teenagers came up to me and they are like, excuse me, sir, would you buy us alcohol? And that put me in a spot because it is illegal to buy kids alcohol, but when I was their age, I would hang out parking lots and that's sketchy dudes to buy beer and they would do it.

And what's more important? A man-made law or a debt, I owe the universe. But I was trying to be responsible, so I was like, okay, I can buy you boys beer, but I just want to make sure none of your boys are going to be driving tonight, are you? And they said, oh, sir, don't worry. We're all too young to drive. That's all I needed to hear. I had something different, but I'll keep it going with the alcohol theme.

My daughter is too smart. She remembers everything I tell her, like, once I was drinking something out of a can, and she was like, what is that? And I was like, it's a beer. So now we'll be at the place. playground on a Sunday and she'll be like, Mom, your beer. You left your beer. I'm like, bitch, it's a white claw. Let me have my Saturday. Holesome. I call my kid a bitch.

I like it. All right. Tyler, you got your points ready to go. Let's tell you him up. Who is winning prizes? Before we do that, Jay, we have a special audience prize. Oh, special audience prize. All the way from Italy. Where's she had? Melanie's going to bring it up to you. You get a pick, Jay. You can pick, and I'll tell you what it is. Pick your audience person first and and then tell. This straight from Middle League, it's a pack of real cigarettes. It's empty where they put what disease you get from the cigarettes right there.

Gingeritis, I believe. That's the TV. And now to the points. What everyone came here for in third place with 1,000 points. It's Curtis Cook, everybody. Curtis Cook. You won this great prize. American history in no time.

Much has a special, annotated version. I found this book on the street. There's a lot of, yeah, there's a lot of nuts and stuff in here. Yeah, there is no, it's the very front page you know where there's a marker. Oh, there's a mark. Somebody wrote on the front page. Noted page 51, thousands of freed blacks were slave owners. Somebody had to know about that.

That's a third place prize, whether or not it's a half black. Man, Tyler thought that was going to crush. Everybody booed Tyler one more time. Listen, somebody wrote that in a book. I think that's funny. All right, give you your diabetes. That's for you. Thank God.

I was just diagnosed. This is perfect. You can sell on eBay for $5.5 in eBay. All right. At first place is Evan Williams. Great book. Ejaculate responsibly. Hold your way to think about abortion.

That's for you. Finally get sober. Think about the next time you're breathing into a woman to make her calm. Think about that. Everybody makes some noise. Thank you so much for participating.

All of you get this get out of cancellation free card. Your next meeting, don't you worry. You're not getting fired from American Dad on our watch, Curtis. That is valid at McFarreddie Door Productions. Okay, that is the show. Make some noise for all of our contestants. Curtis, Cook,

Eric, Mike, Evan Lennon. Please make some here in the store. And Epi, makes noise for all of them. We will be back November 12, so come see us again. Follow us at Ronggames. Sure you guys have a great rest of your night. Thanks so much. Keep on.