WRONG! A Fucked Up Game Show - LARGE PENIS SUPPORT GROUP (ft. Alec Flynn, Chris Grace, Julia Hladkowicz)

Episode Date: March 7, 2025

Recorded live at The Comedy Store in Los Angeles, CA on March 1st, 2025.OUR BRAVE CONTESTANTS: Alec Flynn, Chris Grace, Julia HladkowiczSUBSCRIBE ON YOUTUBE to watch full shows in glorious HD!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠COME SEE US LIVE!⁠⁠⁠⁠ Upcoming Shows:SAN DIEGO: 3/28 @ Mic Drop Comedy Club, 10 PMBOISE: 5/17 @ Lounge At The End Of The Universe, 8:30 PMSEATTLE: 5/22 @ Here-After, 7 PM cover photo by Van Corona Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello everybody. Welcome to another episode of Wrong, a fucked up game show podcast edition. I'm your host Jay Light and today we have our most recent show from the Comedy Store. This is a real fun episode. It has our contestants this time were Alec Flynn, Julia Ladkowitz, and Chris Grace. It's a real dynamite show. Very excited for y'all to hear this one. If you like the show, please tell a friend about the podcast, about the YouTube channel. Links for all that are in the show notes. And of course, the best way to see the show is live, as always. We've got our next show in San Diego at Mike Drop Comedy Club on March 28th.

We've got another show coming up in April at the Comedy Store date to be determined. It might be the fifth. It might be later on in the month. We might be moving to a different night. So keep your eyes peeled for that. We'll keep you all updated as soon as we get some more info. We've also got other dates coming up in Seattle, Boise, and Murietta, California is part of the Comedy Fest.

That's K-A-W-M-E-D-Y-Fest. It is a comedy festival put on by comedy. Very excited for that one. We're going to have a best-of show for that. We've already got some of our lineup booked. We'll have the full announcement of the lineup very soon. But you can get your tickets. Links are in the show notes for all that stuff.

Without further ado, let's get it. Wrong. Live in the world famous county story, it's right of a ducking show. What's your name? Josh. Jake. Thank you, Mr. I'm your host. Thanks a nice for my man in the corner, Tyler Messner.

He is our sportkeeper, he's our guy, he's helping things out, he's got our fun, he's got a shitload of prizes over there tonight for our friends at Maxwell Farms. Yes, Maxwell Farms. Bundle of Drugs over here, Jay. Is anyone not like drugs? Good. I think gaming prizes, like, if someone doesn't like drugs, if you don't know. We got puzzles and hats and shit.

Just the kids. Look, you guys are the right place. You're going to win. You guys are a good audience. I can already tell it. You're going to be a chance to win some drugs. But here's the deal. This is a game show.

Nice one always if you like game show. People do things right. Not here. We like it. Josh, when people do things... Wrong. I like that. That was an idea to drawl to it.

I like that. We like it when people do things. Everybody. Wrong. Oh, we can do better. Yeah, we can. We can do better than that. We like when people do things.

Wrong. Okay, that was marginally better. I think we can do better than that. Come on. I'm going to give you fucking drugs. Do you want them? I'll take them outside. I'll throw them in the garbage.

I'll do it. We like it when people do things? Wrong. What are we talking about? Let's drop some drugs right now. I think he's the... What are these cookies? The vanguard in the front.

Josh, you got an edible. A white chocolate edible for you. Nice. Feel free to enjoy that. As long as you're not driving, you can enjoy that during the show. Go for it. Why not? We have some prizes to seek value.

You guys are going to get some prizes. Our comics who are competing tonight are also going to get prizes. We have built some of the best comics in the city here to get wrong tonight. They are going to tell you some fucked up jokes. We are going to cover some fucked up topics. We have dove into their pasts, found stuff about them on the internet that they might not think is still out there. But guess what? It is. I know. This is psychological warfare for your entertainment, everybody. That's

what we're here for. We're here to celebrate all the things that are wrong. You guys are ready to get wrong with this now? Woo! Now to start off, we do have a chance, like I said, the audience are going to get some prizes throughout the show. We want to start off giving you guys some prizes right out of the gate. A great chance. Find out who had the worst week. Fucking thing sucks! We are going to give out two prizes right now. We are going to give out two prizes right now to the two people who we found had the worst week out of the people who

submitted things little cards here first of all we have Peter Peter where you at Peter Peter makes it nice for Peter everybody Peter in five words or less your week's fucked up because you slept at the office oh no what kind of what kind of job do you have a Korean for IT company a Korean that's a that's like upper echelon IT company that's like the top of the game now why did you sleep at the office? Jetlag. Where are you from?

Where you in from? Germany. How do we feel about Germany right now? Are we okay with Germany or another? I think we're okay. What did you do this time? Not you because you were asleep in the office. Well, whatever was happening was going on, don't worry, Peter.

You know, we're going to find out if somebody else had a war-fooked-up week than you. Rebecca might have had a more fucked up week than you. Rebecca's right over here. Makes noise for Rebecca, everybody. Five words or less, Rebecca, you deleted Tinder because of Lala Land. La Land. What? Okay.

I need you. You gotta come a little closer. You gotta get out here. What happened? Okay, so I re-downloaded Tinder Monday night after swearing I was never going to download dating apps again. And then Tuesday morning I was reading the La La Land screenplay over breakfast and I was at the scene where they were tap dancing on the mountain during sunset.

And I checked my Tinder and it was just all of these like, I live near USC. So it was all these like college aged EDM bros like, what that pussy's doing tonight? and I just realized I'm probably going to die alone and I plead a tender and kept reading La La La Land. I don't see what that has to do with La La Land, but you know what? I feel like you would have come to the conclusion you're going to die alone even without La La La Land.

You know what, that's fun. I like this. This is a fun, fucked up thing. Both kind of mildly fucked up, but we're going to find out who in the more fucked up week. Do we think that Peter had the more fucked up week? Make some ways we think Peter had the more fucked up week. Absolutely not. I'm so sorry.

It sounds like a... It's a landslide for Rebecca. Do we think Rebecca has a more fucked up week? Good news. You both win some prizes. Tyler, tell them what they want. Peter, you're gonna win some drugs. You're also gonna win this book.

You wanna show everybody it's adrenal fatigue. Adrenal fatigue, the 21st century stress syndrome. All books were found out of free book library in Hollywood Hill. And Rebecca, you are gonna win a crime novel by the most notorious of antagonists. That's right, the whites. I don't know what's about, Stephen King

liked it though so that's for you all right that's the worst week everybody and now yes it's time to get fucked up and find out what our comics think is fucked up with the game we like to call it's got to fuck good I did not stand very good for this I'm gonna rip this suit yeah usually you're standing and then yelling at them they don't clap enough and now you're kneeling and they're like oh I guess we quietly watch him me it's what this is all about I'm genuflecting to the grab I have, like I said, some of the finest comics in the city. We have asked them, before we get to know what we think is fucked up personally,

they've asked us to, or they're going to tell you what they think is fucked up. They're going to tell you their most fucked up jokes right here, right now. It might be dark. It might be dirty. And it will definitely be... RORAH! Alright guys, let's go ahead and get things started. Your first comic, your first contestant. No shit. First thing this morning about...

about doing the show. This contestant texted me, Jay, I'm scared in all caps. Everybody makes a nice for Julia Lagowitz, everybody. We took groundlings together. Anyway, I'm gonna be dark and dirty and it's just, I'm not all. It's fine. I'm back from this fucking show. And also, I started comedy so long ago.

God knows. It was a different time. I'm already saying it. It was a different time. But anyway, good to be here. That's me, Julia Lachwitz, H Lachau, K W. right off the bat my husband just got a fucking vasectomy fucking cool as hell man does anybody else have one here fucking cowards really not one of you has a vasectomy it's the hottest thing you can do in 2025 it was his decision by the way i know i give off

the energy of a woman who would be like i'm gonna fucking cut your dick off he decided to it was his decision and when he first told me he's like i'm gonna get a vasectomy My first thought was like, man, I'm really gonna miss your balls. And he's like, they don't remove my balls. I'm like, God damn it! A girl can dream, I wish. It's just like so fucked up. Like, women have been on birth control for fucking ever.

It messes with our bodies. Like, what, I feel like these are both of your wives. And if you, like, wrangle them on a farm or something, like, it's very sister wives happening right here. I don't know what's down to me. You're like, I'd never get no bitch. because I'm a man, shut up. It's easy to get a vasectomy.

Most of mine are like, vasectomy, vasect to you. If I can grow up, get a vasectomy. Just get a vasectomy already. How many times are I say vasectomy? It's just, because here's the thing. Like, the worst thing that can happen to you as a man getting a vasectomy is like maybe your balls hurt for a little bit. And very worst case scenario, there's blood in your cum,

and at that point, it's just a period. So, whoa, you don't you want to talk about blood in your cum? Our mustache? You will. One day. My husband did, though, because he, so he got the vasectomy, and then you have to, like, clear out the fucking chamber after a while, sir. Not for a while, but, like, you have to, you have to jizz a certain amount of times

to make sure all the fucking, all the, like, the, yeah guys are gone. And, uh, yeah, so he, I was like, so did, well, he was on a cruise ship, um, and he, and he, and he, he works on one. He's also a comedian. His name's Matt O'Brien, looking him up. Look at him up. Look at him up. So he, he's like, I came blood.

I'm like, oh my God. I was like, oh my God, then I'm like, you were jerking off? I'm like, were you watching porn? Were you watching porn? And he's like, oh. I'm like, okay, the reason you came blood is because you're watching porn.

And porn is evil. You guys watch porn? Yeah, really, nobody watches porn. This guy literally invented porn. Like, what are you going to moods with porn? Sometimes I'm like, I'm allowed to watch porn because I'm like, like, fucking explore my body, my sexuality.

But then so much, porn upsets me because I know it takes me out of it because I know most of it was filmed in Van Nuys so oh man I'm like what was the traffic like on the way there did I pay for Uber is like and also porn is so fucked up for as women I know there's a lot of like you know uh more politically correct porn now but I'm just every time I'm like trying to find a porn I'm like okay I want to find a girl who kind of looks like me right age appropriate and then I find it I'm like Oh, okay, this chick looks like me, and then the headline is always just like,

geriatric milk gets destroyed. She's 30. What are we doing here? What are we doing here? I was feeding the ducks the other day, as you do, and it sounds like this joke's going to be wholesome, but wait. And my first thought I was like,

man, I'm like, I've never seen a duck's dick, right? Because I'm always thinking about that dick, you know, just, anyway. So I googled it, I'm like, do ducks have dicks? And boy, I wish I had not. They have corkscrew penises. Did you know that? Like, in a, what?

Of course this guy just would, like, ew, were you sucking off a duck's dick right before it? Like, just, ugh, you know? They do have, oh my God, now I'm at the light. Okay, this is joke. I got it. But yeah, they have corkscrewed genesis, which is insane. And I'm like, the only benefit of having corkscrew penis is if you just like always to open a bottle of wine, which would be amazing.

But here's the thing. I wanted to know that one fact about duck dicks, and I wanted to go in my merry way, but that's not how the internet works. The internet's not like, thanks for googling duck dicks. Here's one picture, have a nice day. The internet's like, hey, so we heard you like duck dicks, don't you? What do you think about all of these dicks?

And they showed me every single animal dick I ever could imagine, and I looked at all of them. I had to. I found out that female hyenas have dicks. Did you know this? It's actually like a pseudo penis. It's like eight inches long, which is like longer than the average males.

And it's like, it's just this like massive fucking, and it's up to the male hyenas to court her and beg for that lady dick. So I'm just like picturing her like sitting at a throne and one by one, each male comedian, sorry, each male hyena comes out. This penis or perhaps you prefer mine. And she's just like, you call that a dick, this is a dick.

Does they laugh? Yeah. It's really crazy. When they go to have sex, right? Because there's two penises. It's not like they just poop penises and babies born. No. He puts his penis inside her lady penis hole.

It's like, what the fuck is wrong with men? It's like, oh, you got a dick? Let me put my dick inside your dick. My name's sex. All right. I'm doing Alex whiskey. Bye. Give some drugs to the guy who invented porn.

The guy who invented porn has earned some drugs. Melmy, can you facilitate? And you got a hat, look at that! Yeah! Very nice! Alright folks, let's go and bring up our next contestant. You may recognize him as Jerry from Superstore or from his most watched YouTube video on his channel,

James Harden, Top 10 NBA plays of 2017 to 2018. 35,000 views. Makes noise for Chris Grace, everybody! I know, that was supposed to be vaguely insulting, but it's a solid video. I'm a Lakers fan. Like, got Lakers fans in here? All right, you know James Hardin, right? I'll just describe the video to you,

and that's what I'm going to do for five minutes. It's James Hardin's top ten plays from 2017, and it's all free throws. And one of them is NBA 2K-17. I have a video fucking killed. I should have focused on that in my career. I wouldn't be up here midnight doing this show

This is so late You guys, come on Yeah, I'm an actor I live here in Los Angeles That's my way of telling you that I'm gay Okay, wow Just total silence to that Cool, I didn't think that guy

from Superstore was gay, Jesus Christ Changes the meaning of the whole show Yeah, I am gay, sorry ladies I am married, sorry boys I'm married to a white man, sorry, ancestors I got to get a correct card somehow So I was thinking of like dirty, wrong stuff to say on this show And then right before I came on there like

Oh, we're recording this for a podcast, okay cool, cool My husband and I were having sex recently, brag And so this was very interesting, so this was very interesting usual we flip fucked you know what that means sir on the end from Germany what's the word for flip in Germany German yeah umkear and what's the word for fucked umkear ficken my friend and me were umkeerkerkikin the other night this is just for him now So we flip-flug, anyway, flip-fug means that one of us fuck the other one, and then we did it the other way as well. You two in the front of moustaches? You know what I'm talking about?

Wow, he didn't go with that at all. So, you know, this is a big deal, because I'm a guy like anybody else, you know, like when I finish, you know, like I'm finished. You know what I mean? Like, it's a lot to, like, have an orgasm and then be like, oh yeah, now you're just like a dick in me. Okay, cool. I thought we're going to order Panda Express. When I was feeling very generous this night and so like I received first, you know, just like in baseball, I caught and then I went to, no, I pitched first, and then I went to home plate and I, that's, this is not how baseball works. As far as I know, this is not how baseball is. Not many people are two-way players in baseball. That's not, everyone's a two-way player. Fuck, this joke's about it.

Literally every player in bail, no, D.H. Anyway. And I just thought, you know, oh, this is like, you know, it's kind of aggressive to like take it first and then, you know, go the way there's. And then I realized, oh, I fucking first and he booked me. You know what? I could, I could fuck him back afterwards, you know?

Like, he didn't say no take, no fucksies back. He's. So, like, I could have just done it. And then he could have been like a never-ending cycle going back and forth. And that's the only thing that I'll ever write that's close to saying anything about Israel and Palestine. And that's the part of the show where we get an audience member's opinion about Israel and Palestine. You know, I did, so I was thinking about stuff to say that's wrong about things. And like, here, I can't, I'll tell you why I think about Israel and Palestine.

Seriously, this is generally what I think, because, like, it's hard to say, like, how you really feel about it, you know, in public. And I'll just be, I'm just record. This is how I really feel about Israel and Palestine. I don't care. I know I'm supposed to care. I know I'm supposed to take a position in public and say, I know I'm supposed to put a flag in my bio, but I'm also supposed to put an orange heart that's breaking and stuff.

And I'll be like, I'm not the only one in the fucking room that in your actual life, while you're trying to go to the in and out and the line's longer than normal, in your heart, you're just like, yeah, I just, like, I don't, I mean, I have no ability to do anything about it. I don't understand the history. People get mad at me no matter what I say in public.

And also, it doesn't really matter because my tax dollars are supporting one side a lot more than the other. You know, like, I cared, I mean, honestly, I cared about as much as I cared about the Super Bowl this year, you know? I really didn't know much about either side. It was really lopsided. And either way, I think it would have been better if Kendrick played. in the middle of it. Imagine if Kendrick did a concert at the Palestine border, both sides could be like, they not like us.

They not like us. Anyway, that's what I tell you. You all'll be great. Thank you. This place, everybody. I just love that analogy that the Kansas City Chiefs are Palestine. That's fun for the football fans. Not a lot of them in the room, but you know what, we'll run with it.

We'll go with it. Your final contestant, we got one contestant left. He played hockey in college. We did look up his stat sheet, and it had him listed as 4 feet and 9 inches. Makes a noise for Alec Flynn, everybody. Someone took a look at my hockey DB. Very good. As you can tell, I'm 5'8 on a good thing.

It's good to be here, guys. I'm very excited to be here. I've just been flying a lot, and I've got to tell you, the planes are flying out of the sky. I don't know about you, but I've been... clapping when the plane lands like I'm at Black Church, man. I've been losing it. I'm like like, yes, Lord, yes.

Yes, no. Amen, amen. I mean, dude, I don't know. They're blaming, like, all the planes falling out of the sky on DEI, diversity initiatives. Dude, DEI is in place to protect us from mediocre white people. Can we agree on that? Mediocre white people with connections. Like, have you ever worked for a boss's kid?

Oh, my God, dude. I'd rather shoot up the office. Alright, give me a trans Somali person who doesn't speak English over some guy who's like, dude, I got to cut out early, I got vape practice. I got to go. I'm telling you this because, like, in high school, I worked for my buddy's dad. My buddy came in one day with his brand new truck after he got a permit and he said, hey man, why don't you wash my car?

I was like, oh, we're going to wash your new rapture together. And he's like, no, you're going to wash it. I washed my buddy's car and since that day, I've been planning on how to blow up a pipeline. That's all I've been thinking about, man. I've been radicalized since then. I don't know. I'm like, I'm just fired up about just the way things are going in this country, man, in general. I don't know what it is, but like, I think we would have been in a better, such a better path.

If our speakers that came in and guest spoke during middle school were like not just these dudes on BMX bikes and unicycles talking about bullying and shit. You know what I mean? There was always some guy who was just juggling being like, and you can be yourself. All right? You could just be the best version of you. You know, there should have been, like, Bernie Sanders should have done a national tour and screamed that fucking 11-year-olds. Just being like, protect democracy!

Protect democracy! Instead it was some guy on a unicycle like, and I told Kyle that bullying isn't cool. I don't know, man. I just think about it all the time, because, like, you know, the Trump's press secretary is his girl, Caroline. I went to college with her. I went, like, no, I went to this bitch's grad party. I'm not kidding.

I went to a fascist grad party, and I'm not going to lie to you, I had a great time. I had so much fun. Dude, I mean, listen, at the end of the day, you give me a couple charred meats in a swimming pool. I'm legally obliged to have a blast. I had so much fun, man. They had karaoke.

I was doing have a karaoke, dancing queen. Oh, my God. Thinking back now, those, those, I don't know if those were hands in the air as much as there were Roman salutes. Good time, nonetheless, man. I had a good time. And I should have known she was probably going to go all right because, like, the way she called her dad, daddy.

Yeah, I mean, dude, I don't know what it is, but, like, white women that call their dad, daddy, that's like a direct pipeline to fascism. I don't know about you. You always know those girls, too, right? I mean, they end up, like, the Venn diagram, white women that call their dad daddy, fascism, and women that marry 65-year-old men,

is really just one circle. went the end of the day. That's one girl, all right? And you know, she married a 65-year-old man, good for her. But it's women like her that then, like, get into politics and like they try and like, you know, make sure that the gays and days have like no rights. They see all of us having fun in our poly cues fucking and sucking.

And they go, look, I wanna fuck my dad. And until fucking my dad becomes cool, nobody's getting late. How about that? It's crazy, man. I know, I saw her on TV. other day and I was like, geez, I barely recognized this girl without coming her hair. It's crazy. She should call me daddy too.

I know this is like a fucked up. We're trying to say fuck that. I don't know. I had a bit in my head where I was like I wanted to do Cedric the entertainer, but he was doing all Gen Z girl comedy. And I can't do that right now. That would be fucked up. No, I can't.

Just Cedric being like, man, I'm about to see a guy with, no, I can't do it. I see a guy with, hey, he got that tattoo. who's a mustache, oh, I'm swiping right. You know, all right, that's fucking... That's hard. Why did I say that, dude? One of my... Don't take pictures.

Put the camera away. Put the camera. I can't... No, put it on. I'll fucking stage job right now. I don't know, man. I got to... All right, but my last thing is just, like, number one, Liquid IV.

Can we all agree this is... We're all just throwing fucking pixie sticks in the water. Can we agree on that? It's just, it's straight up sugar water. And then, like, and you throw a pixie stick into your water and then, like, I'm a weirdo because, like, I'm at somebody's house and just fucking drinking out of the faucet. I'm a weirdo for that.

Okay, I like fluoride. Fluoride's good, all right? I like fluoride. I like vaccines. If either of those kill you, you're a pussy. Okay? That's literally what it is, dude. All right?

You ever ever been in the middle of a party having a conversation with somebody and you're just like, yeah, I don't know. She's really sick. I don't know what's going to happen. I have a gun Alright guys, this has been my time And we do have We've been grifted some prizes

From our prize master to the cowboy And his two wives Drugs coming to the Cowboy and two wives Make some noise for drugs, everybody Yes And everybody, please follow Maxwell Farms on Instagram And I got a few drugs left

All right comics that was pretty fucked up that was a nice fucked up round Tyler how's everybody doing on the points it was a great round Jay five points to Chris, fiber points to Alex and for the most fucked upset julio talking about courts group duck dicks I was shocking talk about the female ducks

having the second vagina you know that listen I only had five minutes so next time whew! Hey let me ask you something the fucking septum piercing on you That's not, I don't really see that for you, like, kind of like you, but I like that. You kind of look like you played old line in college, no? No.

No? All right. You want to swear up right now? Pick it off the Home Patrol right now. I would not get him. I've had three motor lights. I feel dangerous, right? Dude, a guy like me, I get to stance, dude.

I'm fucking, I've already ripped my wranglers. I don't care, dude. And that's where we put you for the show. You stand up. You're ready to go on the tent? I'm always in an Oklahoma drill, always ready to get activated at any point in my life, dude. I feel crazy. I'm sorry I came after you for that, dude. I don't know what you're here's the problem with me though. It's just like whenever I see a girl with a septum piercing, I go, I want that girl to ruin my life.

So I think I'm feeling something. All right. You want to do you drink Red Bull to calm down. I'm not talking because I'm just concentrating on how bad this mic stinks. It literally, smell this. That's good. You want to switch? Yeah, that's not good. No, it sounds like, anyway. Well, let's go ahead and move on to our next name. Hello, this is a great panel.

You guys are going to be in the big me here. This is great. Folks, this is a game. We have a website you guys may be aware of it. It's called Reddit. There's a couple people who might have heard of it. This is a game about Reddit. It's called Are You Okay?

Someone got crazy with the PowerPoint. Someone took a couple of Fuletit. Someone took a couple of FDUPA. Photoshop classes. That's what the show was originally called. Crazy with the PowerPoint. Crazy with the PowerPoint. We're switching out.

Mike, Julie. We're getting a new Mike. Wow. Julia, come from playing. Got it changed. If you don't ask, you don't get. That's what they say, baby. So, uh, Reddit, uh, incredible website.

Every, every possible thing that you can want to find is on Reddit. They got niches for everything, freaky subreddits, all sorts of weird stuff. Who's active on Reddit? on Reddit. I actually never go on Reddit. I actually never go on Reddit. You never go on Reddit? Who's got an anonymous Reddit account that he argues with people about his own career?

Hell yeah. Wait, okay, what's... I said who, not me. It was a hypothetical. You're on Reddit, Josh. What's a weird subreddit that you're in a lot? Septop-male... Male sub-pidstipers?

M-septipers? slash male septon piercing r slash why is itching is it wearing black socks and white shoes fashion faux pot all right uh who's getting real dark now did you know he knew read it or do you just look at him with Josh knows right you knew his name too like what we're pals we're taught we've been friends on the show uh who's anybody in a weird subreddits, anybody to keep tabs on any weirder subredits, anybody they're willing to talk about on camera? Yeah, okay. We got this is a friend of the show, Hunter. Makes noise for Hunter, everybody. Bar-dash creating. What's your weird subreddits?

UFOs or E.Ts. Yeah. Or UFOs and ETs. Okay. That's not that weird. We said that like it was Thanksgiving. We don't want to talk to our own about it. Yeah, yeah. It's fine. We don't need to go. It's fine. I feel like that's where there's a lot of anonymous arguing about Chris Grace's career. I don't know, just to say. Oh, what's that?

I feel like that's quite tame unless you're like, how do I suck and fuck these aliens? That would make it. Unidentified fuckable objects. That's what the whole subreddit. We never knew. You got freaky subredits out there. Tyler has found a whole bunch of subredits.

They got little niches for everything. Yeah, I'm in one that's called our grandpa Joe hate. You guys know Grandpa Joe from Willie Lwley Wanda? Your dad's in the subreddit for Grandpa Joe! Yeah, that's all they do is just hate Grandpa Joe from Kelly Child Factory. Yeah, great.

Is that the guy that sleeps in the bed with you? And they wakes up, yeah. I never thought that. Grandpa Joe, the inventor of head to foot sleeping. Now, what we have found, thanks to our friend, Tyler, is some subredits where there are some people who are having some problems. and we are going to have our comedian see if they can guess what the top comment is on each of these posts.

It's a popularity contest on Reddit. The top voted comment, always a fun time. We're going to start off. This first subreddit is a subreddit called R-slash-Walmart Celebrities. Oh, boy. So they're basically celebrity lookalikes, but, like, you found them in the Walmart bargain bin. There you know. We're going to, you'll see what we mean.

Let's show the first one, Tyler. Let's show this first post. Okay, this is acquaintances. Can't we cut? I'm sort of think the top comment is on this post? Is this a trick to get us to say slurs? Against white people? I'm going to go with, so no one told you life was going to be this lame.

Pretty good? Oh, man, this is harder than I thought. Why don't you go? I think he locked in with the... getting us to say slurred. That's a pretty good... I mean... Oh, that was your answer?

Yeah, my answer was just a link to Kramer at the Laugh Factory. First all, it would be David swimming with fucking sharks. Because he looks bad. And he got eaten by the shark. It's too late. I wish this was the guy who's back in your jacuzzi.

That's what I would have commented. That's what, oh, oh. Oh, we also don't like Matthew Perry in here, do we? Okay. Listen, you guys remember the guy Oskra Pistorius? Yeah. I don't really know all those, all three of those guys look like Oskar's Pistorius. You told me any three of those guys were Osserick-

Yeah, but you're not seeing a full body picture. That's why I don't believe it. Wait, who is Oscar's Pistorius. He's the guy who was a Blade Runner. He had the legs. Blade Runner killed his wife. Oh. He couldn't handle it.

looking at her calves. What's crazy is he's known for two insane and totally unrelated things. It just proves that everybody can do it all, you know? Yeah, exactly. Let's see, that's actual top comment. See, no one told them life was going to be this way. Ed was the same. So it wasn't David Schwaringwood.

Well, I think I'm the only one on Reddit, so I am attuned to the particularly mediocre joke writing on Reddit. They're not a red of brain. Let's see our next post from R-slash Walmart celebrities, Tyler. Okay. This is Signor Frederico Kruger. This is just a guy trying to get his groceries. The hell's wrong with people, dude.

The hell's wrong with people. This is just someone's fucking sweet of way to love. Just going about his day and they're like, look at this fucking sweater. They have the hat. That hat's not doing... Although what if you were defending him and then he turned around like, I'm a huge

Nightmare and Elm Street fan? I would just go, I see. What do you guys think the top comment on this post is? What do you think? It's like a bad dream. Wow.

Y'all come at one. What is he? What does he shop at? Kruger? Kroger? You know what? I would upload that. That's good. Yeah. Al, what about you? It's a nightmare in aisle three. Fuck! Oh, do you not, dude, comedians don't like it when you just go, I like that. I think we could show the real answer, Tyler, show the real answer.

See you in your CS? That's good. That's good. Wrong. Walmart celebrity will I eat black eyed peas you see that's what I was gonna you guys yeah if you want to go black eyepes go for it I was I was gonna say well yeah black I'd be something but now let me think of something better I'm gonna I'm gonna run back the Kramer link it is the internet after all I'll say That's not will I eat, that's Ron Munches.

Oh, that's good. That's good. I will also say that. You don't want to talk about his humps, his lovely Will I Am humps? Oh, yeah, no. You want to say, let's get it started, parentheses, the microwave. You don't want to do anything. What other stuff that he sing?

I'm a bee. Boom, boom, pow. That's the sound of his footstep. Yeah, I'm a bee. I'm up here meant Sid for buffet. It's late, let me die already. Jane was this in deep with black of peace?

I know. I went to college in the late 2000. That's all we had. It was that and Carly Ray Jepson. What a time. Carly Ray Jepson, Canadian gal. Could you imagine rolling up to a college party and someone had to play the radio? Hold on, guys. I'm changing it to kiss.

I'm on Hot 1.5.6. How old are you? I'm almost 35. Holy shit. See the real answer. Yes, he will. That sucks. That's the top one.

Lame. I think the comics all did better. This also looks like it's on a fucking game show. What game show is this? Is this Irish television? That has to be Irish television. This might be British dealer. No, listen, here's the deal.

Or no deal. I live with a bunch of dudes from Dublin, Ireland. This is definitely Irish television, all right? Yeah. My boy, Liam... I know Irish television was the Irish television. Listen, my boy Liam got deported recently, so I'm just... I'm not doing well, okay?

Get straight up deported, dude. I'm sorry, I must go back to the... To the old country, because it's... You know? It's my lucky charge. I've been leaving here illegally, you see, there, Adam. He kind of did it to himself. He kind of just let his visa.

run out so you get a free flight home. I mean, we had ice show up to our house. He's like, guess my time's open in it. Wait, ice really showed up to your house? Yeah, dude. Yeah, ice is like the pinnacle of the club bouncer career path. You gotta admit, they just show up to your house just like, yo, who do you know here? If you bring enough chicks, you don't get deported. Yeah, that's a real secret. You're married to him? You're married, she could stay, you gotta go.

We got one more subreddit we found things in. This is a subreddit called R-slash they knew. You know about R-slash-they-Knew. By that laugh, I can tell. This is where they find pictures of things that were not supposed to be sexual. Somebody added something sexual to them, inexplicably, but they knew.

Let's see. The Transformers. Wait, so, what was... This is... What? This is a- I'm trying to explain why I'm aroused right now. I mean, I love technology. What I'm saying, is this a frame from the actual cartoon?

Yes. Okay. I got to gore-oriented this cartoon. What a wrench. That's good. So what are we supposed to do with this? What is... Oh, we're supposed to say, what the top comment was?

Oh, I see. Okay. I'm like, in what... You are you? Young man. It's the same game as it was five seconds ago. Hey, well, it looks like a vasectomy gone wrong, eh? Oh. Hi, I'm Optimus Cumb.

I'm transombers. I always introduced himself. I'm Optimus Cump. I like that. He is the one name, Sailor's Fluge. All right, I'm gonna say the first comment is a sponsored comment by Bluchew. What's Blue Chew? Here's the problem.

I don't know a lot. And I think that's really hurting me in this game. You're not the target audience for Blue Chew, but you are the target audience's target audience. Wait, is a Blue Chew something a man takes to make his, does penis do something? Yeah. To do that. Okay. Okay.

Hanging crane. I got this picture of my bullet, dude. Green style. Yeah. You have your dick out of a pulley system? That'd be legit crazy. You're just latching on to your girl's underwear, just like...

I would never imagine it because I'm 5'8, dude. She really couldn't go that far, but... Yeah, let's see what it is. Who gives a fuck? Let's see what it is. Tyler. Erectica. Dude, Reddit seems not funny.

I'm not going to lie to you. This doesn't seem like a fun place to me. Alright dude, I'm on fucking, I'm on Instagram looking at Paul Korea highlights. No, it's stopped. Who's Paul Korea? I don't know anything. The P-P player, one of the greatest staff are from the- You goddamn right, handle.

You go back, everybody. Yeah. On the floor, on the floor. Who the hell's this guy? That's Paul Korea. You're like, this is really good, eh? Let's see the next one. I'm telling you guys, it's always the religious stuff.

The most powerful position is on your knees. A classic. What do you think the top comment is on this church? Tell that to my ex-wife. Julia. The cowboy wives like that one a lot. That's pretty good. See?

See? The ladies like it. Just the other fucking in-cells here, though. That's mostly what Reddit is. Exactly. Allie, Chris, what do you know? I'll say, BJ's for J-C. Uh...

Okay, wait, wait, what's the guy's name? Um... WWJSD, what would Johnny Sins do? That goes Johnny Sins. Is he a hockey player? Yeah, exactly. Played on the same line as Paul Correa. Let's see that top comment, Tyler.

Top comment is. Missionaries. would disagree. Lame! Let's move on to the final one. This is the same kind of, like, guys who wear fucking, like, scally caps, like, definitely write this.

You know, like, the fucking bolt, like, Jeff caps? Like a Jeff cap, you know, like one of those? They were ready to write this shit thinking, like, I just nailed it, dude. Can I just be a comedy nerd and just explain, that joke is the same joke as this? Like, it's joking on the same...

Anyway, go ahead, thanks. This is Kitar Thai comedy, dude. That's what this is. Let's see that final one, Tyler. Alright, this is a video. Oh, wow. This is from a cartoon. A lady just got a cliard on.

What do you guys think to tap on? This is my favorite video game, come head. That people all know what I'm talking about. Julian, Ale? Let me think of it. No, no. And you keep deferring. I'm und deferring.

I'm not even kidding. You keep deferring to me and I have to think on the spot. I don't know what's going on. Okay, fine. I've had seven Miller Eyelifes. Meanwhile, I'm done. A clearer, I barely even know her. Worth it.

All right, here we go. Snow white, but it was blue first. Let's see the real comment, Tyler. Why settle for a necklace when you can get a whole wardrobe? Again, not creative. I prefer owl of ours. And that's why now these people are okay on R-slash-U-OK! Great to look around and see the audience just yawning aggressively. I'll just say y'all should play Cuff-Head. It's a great video game.

I play Cumbhead, too. Why not? I'll give it a world. Alright, let's go ahead and move on to our final game. This is what we're all waiting for. This is the discomfort zone. Oh yes. This is where... Josh is ready. We have dug deep into all these people's internet history. Like I said, we have found some stuff.

This is why the mic's stick. Noah. We have found some stuff about all these contestants, all these comedians. We have questions about all of them. They're going to come over here in the hot seat, and they're going to answer some things. We're going to start off with Chris Grace. with Chris Grace. Makes noise for Chris Gray.

Good guy, good guy. So, can I ask the other comics, the other... Were you told about this segment? No! No! But I agreed to do this, I thought it was just a fun time. In the green room, they're like, we've done research of the one fuck. I don't know, man, I watched the movie all day, and that kind of took up most of my time. Keep them coming. I love you.

Just binging Amelia Perez, oh. Yeah, I'm trying to get through it. Chris has a wonderful new special out on Dropback TV called Chris Grace is Scarlett Johansson. Thanks a much. Very good. Photoshop this font myself. I'm your team. Now this is your show.

This is your show. My producers have seen this show live. You can go watch it online. It is Chris as Scarlett Johansson. We have a section of the show here. It's pretty good. But it's more than that. There's a lot of commentary going on about white actors, playing Asian characters, vice versa, all the above.

Vice versa. Are you aware of show business? You actually, we found a clip. You do get a pretty good explet. I think this is a nice little primer of what to expect is a part of the special. Here's a little clip for everybody right here. What is acting? Webster's Dictionary defines it as someone pretending to be someone else. I subscribe to that definition plus points on the back end.

In Shakespeare's Day, actors could play whatever they wanted, from princes to poppers, and even mythological creatures like werewolves or independent women. I myself have taken inspiration from any actors through the years, such as Marlon Brando in Tea House of the August Moon, Peter Usenov as Charlie Chan, David Carradine in Kung Fu,

David Caradine in Kill Bill. David Caradine in Kill Bill, Volume 2, Mickey Bruny. Why should I restrict myself just to parts that I have specific insight into? That's not acting, it's documentary. If that were true, I could never be Black Widow. I'm not Black, and Colin Jost is still alive. We're just watching the whole thing, right?

We've got an hour, we got that. Well, that was uncomfortable. Just take a section out of context to a 1 a.m. room at the comedy stuff. for some social commentary. Now you did, this is, by the way, a part of the show, we think this is Chris Grace as Scarlett Johansson as Chris Grace as Scarlet Johansson?

I believe so at this point, yes. We're pretty deep in. There is, I'd just let you know, there is tape on my eyes to make my eyes look more open. I wrote it, you can laugh at it. You're not like I did it, like, oh no. What a whole? joke I sold to a streaming company.

Now, you referenced some of the the actors, the white actors who played Asian characters in that scene. And we actually, you know, we felt... Hey, we brought one of them here to do. Bring them out. Bring him out. Bring him out of Mickey Rudy.

Dug them up. Mickey. We felt the most fitting question for you would be a fuck-marry kill. Oh. Easy. Between... three actors who have played Asian characters who are not Asian themselves.

Got it. First one, obvious. Scarlett Johansson as Motoka Kuzanagi and goes to the show. 2017. Wonderful. Or, Rob Schneider as for Stegeshi. I've got to Chuck and Larry.

That's a lot. Snikegat- And finally, this hurts me. This is a very problematic, not- surprising given I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry a famously unproblematic movie. Uh, finally, Eddie Murphy is Mr. Wong in Norvitz. Oh, God. Oscar nominated makeup on Eddie Murphy.

Let me ask you, they have makeup and prostit. He's got makeup on, right? Yeah. Why does he also have to make an expression like, uh? Let the makeup do the work. You know, this part is a lot. This part is unnecessary.

So fuck Mary Gill between these three actors. Hit us with your choices. Okay, I, the actual most damaging that I would kill is Scarlett Johansson. Because this was meant to be, like there was no irony around this, right? And I'll marry Eddie Murphy because it'll be the funniest. I said, kill her. And I will fuck Rob Schneider. What?

The Snipeen! That's why. Because Rob Schneider is like an eighth Filipino or something. So he kind of gets to do this. And I mean, his career is about like an eighth of this movie. It all works out. That's a pretty solid answer. Makes sense for Chris Grace, everybody.

And Julia Ledwoods, you are going to take Chris's seat in the hot seat. Man on over there. Makes one for Julia, everybody. Got Chris. All right. All right. You get your radio voice turned on. It's my show now.

Julia. Oh, hi. Hi. You have been doing comedy for a long time. You started comedy in Canada. I did. You were part of the Just For Last Festival a couple times out there. You had a clip from the Just For Laps Festival.

All right. That went incredibly viral on Facebook. It had 18 million views. Oh, wow. 13,000 comments. People were mad. Other people were also mad. They were, they were mad.

We saw it, we got a few of the comments from the mad people that we have pulled up here. Oh, I know what it is. Yeah, show us your butt, might nicer than your jokes. Whoa. I actually haven't seen a lot of these because I don't, I don't read the comments because it makes me really sad. One of the good things that communism is that it wouldn't allow this. I don't even know what the fuck that means. From a verified account, Clay Cole, suck my...

Also, what is Clay Cole? Is he a bucking basketball player too? I don't know. I hate this man. No, you're thinking of Paul Korea. We also, when we were digging up your stuff, we did some research, we found that there was a news article, a news story. You were involved in, on the news, talking about men doing stuff like this and how shitty it is to be a female comedian and have men in the comments saying some horrible shit. So we're not going to dwell on this for too long, but we do have a bunch of comments from women on this video that we would like to talk about. We have some commenters that were women, that we would like you to fuck Mary Kill, of these comments, okay? Women came...

Based on how hot they are? Or... Who's... If you like the tits or not, you're an actual caveman. Like, what is happening? Let's see those comments. Alright, first up, I have difficulty to laugh at this from Edna Pichalana. Second comment from Sky Adler.

She looks like her face is painted. with semen. Final comment from Susan Katz, scale of one to ten minus 12. He's women? This is why we never had a female president. Anyway. Okay, you know what? You know what? I will...

I will... I will... It's not a touch screen. Delete. I don't like, first, you... Alright, yeah, like, Me bored, me, burp. I'm gonna fucking kill Enda P Chalana

because I fucking hate her name. I just, and the P is for piss on. Get out of here. Okay, so I'm killing her. I'm gonna marry this one because Susan Katz and I, I feel like we could spar. I'll be like, minus 12, fuck you, we'll figure this out. And then Sky, I'll fuck her because she seems to,

you know, semen and that's fucking and, you know, There you go. There you go. Hey! Thanks for Julie Lachwitz, everybody! It's Alec Flintster. Makes noise for Alec, everybody. I just realized that Paul Korea is like the name of a character, Rob Schneider, played. Paul Korea also Asian. Is it really? Oh, yes, he is.

Oh, then I fucking love hockey. My guy in the back now is what I'm talking about. Yeah, that's Paul Korea. Shout out Paul Korea, 1996, Maine Black Bears. All right, what are we doing? Alan. There's an abundance of things online that we found. Yeah, it's not good.

We started off with a very recent thing. This is an interview you did. You went back to Boston. You did a show. Comics come home, very famous. Oh, yeah, dude. Billy Costa sewered me, dude. Billy at least in the morning, dude.

Billy just legit came on. I was like, my mom, all right, I'm going to preface this. So my mom used to work at this radio station, KISS-108, all right? She was like... Is KISS-108 what you did to your mom because she's so hot? Yeah, I kissed my mom on the mouth

because we're a fucking close family, okay? But listen, my mom was like, tell Billy that I used to be a sales wench. I'm like, I'm not gonna fucking say that, all right? But then... Yeah, but then, of course, like Billy was like... He was like, yeah, bring it up on the show. Wait, are you gonna play it?

Yeah. No! Billy, how you say in the morning? Billy Costa. Oh, I'm real quick. My mom, I'd be remiss if I didn't give a shout out to my mom. She used to work here at Kiss 101.8. What?

Yeah. Sandra Vanalia from 93 to 94. She said she was in sales. She said maybe you might remember. Sandra from sales, she was hot. That fuck! Oh, yeah. Oh, was she a hot mom in the neighborhood?

I don't know. Probably. Probably. I sabotage my own radio radio. I sabotage myself. Is she listening right now? I like the cuts back and forth. Was this the actual clip?

No, we... Oh, okay. You gotta remember this local radio in Boston. They've never even heard of a PowerPoint thing. So that was the thing we found. People talk about your hot mom. Dude, listen, my mom's Jack, dude. I don't know what they tell you in that.

My mom's a strength conditioning coach in Massachusetts. So, you know, we're a ripped up family and, for better and worse, it gave me a weight disorder. So, you know, what are you going to do? But it's like it is what it is. And at the end of the day, Billy Costa, I should have gone on there right when he said that and said, like, yeah, she said it used to be pretty handsy, Billy. I should have said that right then, but I didn't have the balls, dude. I, I, I regret that every day. Go back on, round two, say it.

Oh, I can't wait to go back to Duck Duck Goops and just be like, yeah, Billy, my mom said you're at fucking pedophile. Anyway, guys, Friday and Saturday, 7 to 9. Now, we look further. Your mom is not the only person who has been objectified online. Okay, sounds about right. We found, are you familiar with a website called LPSG? Absolutely not, dude. I haven't even heard of Reddit. So LPSG, we found this website. It's a forum to discuss large penises called Large Penus Support Group. There's no chance I'm on this website. There's a 100% chance.

There's legit Z, dude. They found your only fans, and they like what they see. Just saw Reel of him on Instagram and came straight to LPSG to see if there's a thread for him, and here we are. He's so hot, but not funny at all, and being honest, just the usual little crap-boy type of jokes. But he looks great and has a really sexy voice. I'm sorry, does it say Nathan Lane wrote that?

That is, Nick. A superior member of LPSG. Damn it. I love you in bird cage. Well, I just have to admit, I didn't find him that funny, but he's quite, that's pretty good Nathan Lane. You know, you know, you don't like moving here, folks up my dick, you know what I'm all explet over here anyway. I'm laughing here jokes. I know, I think you're laughing out at me now.

Why? For a couple times, you're gonna lash out like this? You're very much, oh! We got more comments from LPSG. They found some pictures. They did go, yeah, we got some pictures you on the beach. Yeah. Which is why I don't like this.

Wait, I don't like any of this at all. This is not, this is not really not seeing the reel that started this whole thread. Oh, we don't need to worry about that. We just worry about this. Also, we're really digging into it. I wish this weren't covered in sand, but I don't look like that now, dude. This is early, early days, dude. I know, but also what part of this photo spurred this?

I mean, I'm not. It's the feet, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, got me the feet. We also have this. You're really zooming in there. No, I'm just, what part of this photo, Spurley? Computer. No, no, no, Alec is not my type.

I did have a crush on Nathan Lane as a kid, so... Who didn't? That's not a joke. We got one more comment from LBSG that felt fun. I want to see, smell, touch, taste his hole so bad. Yeah, that's gotta feel nice. That's kinda fun. Alright, I like that one, because you know what?

No pictures. He's just like, I'm just gonna put this out there, and I want to see if anybody feels the same one. I don't know anybody feels the same way. Okay? I'm just fine, I like that. Alright, down. I don't need a fucking breakdown of like,

I just got a weird left toe, you know? I don't need that. It was all compliments though, was it? I don't want to you, dude. At the end of the day, man, I don't know. Is that why you are wearing a sweatser that's one size too large? Yes.

You don't want people to see you. What would do? At the end of the day, dude, I just want to be a guy, I, I'm brain in a jar. Wow, you're going to be a little. Wow. you're going with the wrong approach. I'm just, I mean,

say there's two functions, like there's two parts of that phrase and I don't know if you're doing either one. Correct. I just want to be a head. That's really, I just want to do the thing. Now, when it comes to objectifying, when it comes to objectifying,

there is nobody who's better at objectifying than young men. Swag. And we got a lot of pictures of you on Instagram from back in the day, hanging out with your boys. Hanging out with your boys. In college, is

far back is that's high school that's all high school high school yes it's far back high school yeah we got to understand dude I've been on the internet forever I'm 28 we're really digging into him more we're digging into him a lot there's a lot look at all these pictures of him in the boys look at all these pictures of him and the boys he's all high school you're allowed to hang out with the Tyler show him more into boys look at all these pictures of the boys this is all high school this is high school uh max high school plus high school plus that's my little brother shout A little high school? What is that?

Yeah, it's all high school, man. I mean, yeah, I mean, like when you grow up in Boston, you're getting on the piss pretty early, dude. At the end of the day, this was an earlier, a more fun time of Instagram. You didn't know you could become famous on Instagram yet. So what I would, you know, you just like, you went out and you're like, maybe you got like a case of 30 light of bud light and you're like, I'm just going to post a picture of my friends after we had the bud light. You're just going to throw 15 filters on it and just go, hashtag Bud Light. Like, that's it. And that's what's fun about it, all right?

There's nothing wrong with these things. There's a simpler time. Can I ask, can I ask, can you point at the guys on here that you've heard say the end word? Oh, no, wait, point in the ones you haven't heard. So, Alec. Next slide. Our question, fuck Mary Kill. You're hot bomb.

The large penis in Borgheim or Dau-X. This one's easy, dude. This one's easy. I kill my mom, dude. Even though I love my mom, but I, wait, if it's like the idea of having a... I don't know, I just don't like this whole... You know, my family's separate. I want my family. So you're going to kill her?

You can have a sexless marriage with your mom. Everybody does. This... You can morph this in the way I'd like, uh, in my own head. Uh, yeah, I'm gonna kill my own, I'm on, uh, I'm gonna fuck the large penis support for it. Because, you know, at the end of the day, I could, hey, everybody could use a boost now on that, you know, I'm saying, hey, if somebody wants to suck my hole, you know what? What, citizen? I don't think they said suck.

They said, they said smell. If anybody wants to rim my ding-dong, dude, you're more than welcome. Maybe we want some, yeah, you know what I'm saying? A little, uh-huh, you're gonna open around. Uh, and then I'm gonna marry the boys. Because the end of the day, the boys rule, dude. At the end of the day, male friendships are important. And in this country, men are more and more likely to be lonely and to be sad and to shoot things up.

So, at the end of the day, if I can contribute to people feeling, um, together and not alone, I will do that. So, you're welcome. That's a beautiful answer. That was the discomfort zone. We are... Tyler's gonna take a minute and get the scores all figured out. While Tyler does that, our comics are going to cleanse your palettes. We said a lot of fucking things.

Alex just said, suck your hole. It's a lot of stuff. We are gonna cleanse your pouts with a pallet cleanser joke. Tyler, hit the things, Tyler. Make some noise. We're almost there. We got drugs for everybody. We got some drugs for contestants. They're gonna tell you one clean, wholesome joke to get you.

joke to get you out of here on a nice note so you come back and see us again sometime we're going to start off with julia ladquids thanks much for julia latquids everybody totally forgot about this card i listen this isn't so wonderful joke but it's something i've just been doing in my life i've been you were talking about you know feeling insecure sometimes and whatever and i and i have been lately and um so the other day i was like i should do this and i'm like no i can't but then in my head i just went i suppose i could and I was like, I want to take singing lessons. I'm like, I can't take singing lessons.

I'm like, no, I should take singing lessons. And I just went, I suppose that could. So now every time I do something, and there's like a little doubt in my mind, I'm like, I just go, I suppose that could. And I think you should do that for yourself. I'm having a mental breakdown. I do like positive thinking. There you guys.

Let's have a clean, host of joke from Chris Grace. Make sense for Chris. Yeah, Chris. Thank you, buddy. Well, we passed in time to thank Peter. Do you have an answer on this Israel-Palestine thing? This is actually a joke I learned as a kid that's from an old book called Truly Tastes Jokes, but I think it's very wholesome and fun.

Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Why? His wife died. That's really sweet. This side's putting it together. Tomorrow morning, you're going to be like, that was great. That's really nice. That's good. What is Dr. Pepper?

I'm just kidding. I know what that is. Dr. Pepper played for the Bruins in the room. He's right. Okay, yeah, yeah. And finally, let's have a clean, wholesome joke from Alec Flynn. Makes me nice for Alec Freeman. Thank you so much for coming out.

This has been so much fun. You know, I don't really have a clean, wholesome joke, but I would like to say something wholesome that's been happening in my life. I work in a raw climbing gym part-time, and we do a lot of, like, um, assistic climb, like for disabled kids, people with autism, Down syndrome. There's this one kid named Calvin.

Whenever he sees me, he takes his shirt off, and we have a flex off. So we see each other, we just go, ooh, like fucking flex our muscles like that. And, uh, yeah, so whenever I see him, I just, like, show this kid out huge,

my fucking biceps are. And, uh, and then he's just like, how's my climbing? I'm like, it sucks! No, I'm kidding. He's a great guy, man. I've been loving it. Alec Flynn, everybody.

That guy's going to go to the large team of support group in about five years, I think. Calvin? No, dude. He's like 12, dude. He's hanging. Yeah, in 10 years he's gonna... No, I'm not. He was like, I'm gonna be a teenager soon. I'm like, that means you can listen to rock music in your room, dude. Yeah, rules! Well, we've got some prizes for our contestants, and Melanie is going to make sure all of our audience members who have got prizes. We're going to hand that out. But Tyler, let's tell our contestants what they've won.

Hey, Jay, it's been a very close game. Let's go, third place. It's Julia, Julia, third place. Yay! You want this book. Also, I was winning at first. That's how bad my fucking answers were. If you were coming back when you were doing the Alex stuff,

it's the X-Files, Fight the Future, the Screenplay, the Book. Wow. That's interesting. It's good. Impressive. That's good. That's a book. Again, I found all these books.

books in the Hollywood Hills in a free library, I think from the same guy. The same guy. In second place. He really almost won by asking Alex the same, which was Friends of the Handword. It's Chris Grace, Chris Grace. He won this book. It's got the cover riff off. It's the truth behind men in black.

Oh. I love it. Let's give it to our slash UFOs back there. Yeah. And her grand prize winner. You got this. Look, it's Omar, astrology and the man. Wow.

It's by the most, it's about the most famous astrology from like the 1970s. Hell yeah. It's a phenomenon. As old as a society, hold on. Jesus Christ, dude, are you drunk or am I? It's me, but if you go to Chapter 22. Tyler, it's 123 in the morning.

All right, but if you go to Chapter 22, there's all of the horoscopes. You can pick horses based on what your horoscope is. It's great. Check it out. That's off. Fuck you. All right.

Everybody booed Tyler real quick. Fuck you. You want these drugs. Are you guys? All our contestants do get out of cancellation for you. Yeah.

Yeah. Hey, thanks. It's all good. One more time. Julia Lackwood, Chris Grace, our winter alley, I couldn't have done it

without you guys. I couldn't have done it without the spirit of music. And at the end of the day, everybody up here is great. So, let's just get home. Guys, 2025 is our year. It's our year.

We're going to do it. Everybody get home sick. Come back to you again. Follow at Rock Game Show. We will see you next month. Bye bye. For Jay, like Tyler and the Wrong Game Show crew. Thanks for coming to the Comedy Store.

Thank you.