WRONG! A Fucked Up Game Show - MENORAH FACE, A NEW JEW SLUR (ft. Fatimah Taliah, Ryan Nesen, Yassir Lester)

Episode Date: February 22, 2026

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Hello folks, welcome to another episode of Wrong, a fucked up game show podcast edition. I'm your host Jay Light, and today we've got another episode out of the archives for you. This one was our February show at the Comedy Store of last year. It's got Ryan Nesson, Fatima, Talia, and Yasser Lester. It is a really, really fun show. I am very proud. We not only had a great Black History Month show, but we solved the Israel-Palestine conflict. in this one. What does that mean? You're going to have to listen to find out. If you like the show,

guess what? We've got our tour dates finally announced. We are going to be coming to a bunch of places over the next couple of months with more dates to drop soon. Our next show immediately coming up is at Comedy Bar in Toronto. That is going to be on the 15th of March Sunday at 5 p.m. and we've got show dates coming up in April, June. We've also got shows coming up in April in San Diego, Boise, and Seattle, June in Chicago and Dallas. And like I said, we're going to have more announced soon. So keep your ears peeled and make sure that you get your tickets if you're listening from one of those fine, fine cities. And if you like the show, tell a friend, subscribe to the podcast, check out full video episodes on YouTube and clips.

galore. Without further ado, let's get long. Hi everybody, welcome to Wrong. I'm your host, Jay Light. Makes some nice for a man in the corner, Tyler Meznorich, my score deeper, my announcer. We're excited to have you guys here.

Who likes game shows? Makes noise if you like it. Now on most game shows, you want people to do things right. Not here. Here, we want people to do things wrong yes now we got one guy to do it

we got to get everybody to do it now we don't want people to do things wrong that is great you sound like 500 people not 15 people this is great news I like the sound of you guys already this is great you guys are in for a treat

we got a lot of stuff tonight because this is a fucked up game show we are going to cover some fucked up topics tonight we're going to go into some uncomfortable places I saw how you reacted to Noah said about the dad dicks This might not be the show for you, but we're going to try. Because we're going to have our comics.

We've got some of the best comics in the city. May, the world here tonight to talk about what they think is fucked up. We've also found some fucked up things for their past. We went to their social media. We found things they probably thought they deleted. I know. We commit psychological warfare against our lineup tonight. That's what the show is all about.

We're going to have a great time doing it because we're here to celebrate the things that are wrong. We're going to start off. Actually, Tyler, we have a segment that is an audience. You guys are going to be winning. prizes, of course, our comics and prizes, but you guys win prizes the audience. We got great prizes. Tyler, tell us about our prizes tonight. We have a special prize. It's been a rough time for

L.A., so we wanted to go the extra amount for our audience, specifically our front row. So we have nine copies of the bench by Megan, the Duchess of Sussex. Nine copies. Brand new. They have a sticker on the back. 1899

was evaluation. It's a child's story about benches before they had the blockers, so almost people are going to sleep on them. And that's for you. That's for our audience. We love you. I love this. We are here. We have prizes also, as you see inside the books.

We prize this from Maxwell Farms, our fine sponsor, fine purveyor. Yes, it's not for Maxwell Farms, everybody. Who likes drugs? Good news. You guys have a chance to win some drugs throughout the show, especially right now, because it's time to find out who had the worst week. Fucking thing sucks. Yes.

We asked you guys to fill out some cards on the tables, talk about who had the worst week out of everybody in the audience. We have a couple contenders. We're going to start off with Fulton. Fulton, where you at, Fulton? Right here. Very nice. Look like you do a lot of molesting on golf course with that outfit.

Fulton, very nice, very good. Fulton, you wrote a bunch of gibberish, round, skibbitty-did, tormented me. What does any of that mean, Fulton? There's someone that lives in my building. He chases after me. He's very round. He's a scooter.

And he says, buy Skibbitty toilet. And then he runs away. And he makes a bunch of sexual moaning noises from the other side of the hallway. You live with him? You hear the sexual moaning from the round Skibbitty kid? Yes, we do.

And we can't tell if he's like nine or just like a really, really, really large 12. Either way. Not great. A large 12. I like the set. I think we should safely assume that he's a large 12. I don't think that's a fair point.

Fulton, this is good. I hope that you are either continually or no longer tormented by the large 12 skibbitty child moaning at you in your building. But we're going to see if you had a worse week than our other contender, Aiden. They're at the same fucking table. I know there's one more Aiden than the audience.

There's actually two Aiden. There's two Aiden. Aiden's? A-I-D-A-N? Yeah. Okay. Sorry. Sorry to the gasp. A-D-N, your worst week is Midnight Shits, man.

That's what it was. How many midnight shits did you have? Had to be at least four or five. In one night, though. One night! Oh, so you're not like counting down like it's New Year's Eve? Five, four, three.

Okay, what did you eat that gave you the midnight shit? I tried to sneak in like a pot pie before like bedtime. You're already off piece by saying I snuck in a pot pie. I got like these small pot pies that I can heat up. And then I was like, I'm a little hungry, but not DoorDash hungry. I'm like small pot pie hungry. And I threw it down and it didn't stay down. It did not stay down.

And Aiden had four, all those pot pies came out. How many pot pies did you eat? Just one. So you had more shits than pot pie. that you put into your body, Aiden. Tell that to the large 12. I bet the large 12-year-old could probably figure out how to do that.

Well, we're going to see which of our two gentlemen here is going to win the worst week. Folks, do we think that Fulton had the worst week? Do we think that Aiden had the worst week? Ooh, Tyler. I don't know. I think it's going to go with Midnight Shitter. The Midnight Shitter gets some prizes. Don't worry. Both of you guys get prizes.

Tyler, tell them what they won. All right. for the Skimididi-Doo Toilet Guy, you get this Smokey Joe's Cafe DVD, the songs of Lieber and Staller. I don't know what it is exactly.

There's a DVD of some music. They sing musicals? And you get a strawberry muffin from Maxwell Farms. Follow them on Instagram. Maxwell Farms. And for Aiden, you get the office

season two, dis three. Somebody stole it from the blockbuster that has an address on there too. And you get some mushrooms. Wow, mushrooms. I might throw this for you. I took some and I watched it, Nora. It was fun.

It was a great time. Don't worry, you guys all still have chances to win Maxwell Farms prizes, so keep up the good work audience. We'll get you guys taken care of. But for now, let's go ahead and meet our contestants. It's time to find out what they think is fucked up with a round we like to call.

Let's get fucked up. And we clap. Yes, we clap. We're doing it right. This is good. I'm very excited. We got a bunch of great comics on tonight. Your first contestant, all of our contestants, by the way,

we've asked them to do their most fucked up material. Yeah. Yeah. The sound of this, I like this. You know, let's get Melanie a prize right now, too, because she's very fucking excited for the dark fucked up shit. Pre-roll for Melanie. Pre-roll.

There you go. Make some noise. Now we've asked them to do their most fucked-up jokes. They might be dark. They might be dirty. But they will definitely be... Yes, they will be wrong. This is the first time that's happened all year.

Somebody said the correct thing during that show. You know what? Let's give him a prize. Yeah, sure why not. Let's give him a fuck show as well. Put it in your zins. You figure it out. Do they have those?

Do they have Zin pouches that are weed yet? I feel like, yeah, you guys got a... Figure it out Maxwell Farms. The Maxwell Farms will figure it out. Small Business Innovators. All right guys, let's go ahead and get to our contestants. Let's see what they think is fucked up. Our first contestant has canceled on doing this show.

Not once, but twice. So let's see if he is worth the wait. Please, make some noise. Pryasor Lester, everybody. Make some noise. I think it wasn't worth it. You know what I'm saying? I'm gonna be real with you. I'm exa.

I'm kidding give it up you guys give it up for everybody you see in the bar get it up for Jay and Tyler and Daisy Green okay let's chat uh here's something uh to know about me my mom is a proud black woman from Berkeley California here's a little here's a little curveball for you my father not a lot of people knew this. My father is a Palestinian man from Palestine. Say something about it. I'm just good. Okay. You know, Palestinian or Palestine as a term didn't mean much 16 months ago when I told people, right? I'd be like, I'm half Palestinian. People would be like, Panamanian. I'm like, nope, that's, uh, what? What? Like the canal? And now I tell people on Palestinian and who boy? People want to chat, you know, and you know who wants to chat the most about me being Palestinian.

Uber drivers. Uber drivers want to talk to your boy about the struggle. The bummer, I think, honestly with all of it, is, is, you know, Uber drivers, like, can see you and know your name. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, you can't just, like, get into an Uber and, like, wear, like, shades in a hat and be, like, You know what I'm saying? Like they have your name and a picture of you before you get in. And I can see the Uber driver as I'm approaching hella hyped that they're about to talk to me.

You know what I'm saying? So it's like it's like four-third in the morning. I've got like my rolling luggage and I can just see them in the front seat like, oh boy, it's like going down. Me and this passenger, we're about to vibe, you know? Like, oh God. Same thing happens every single time, y'all. I get in these Ubers.

Uber drivers how excited to see me and they do the thing it's like the verbal version of like a guy trying to sneak his arm around a woman at the movies they're just kind of like hey yes sir that's like a weird name

huh? Like where's a name like that from? Yeah sir I've never even heard of that name you know and I have to be like I know what you're doing you know I am from Marietta Georgia

but again I I know what you're asking. You ask, there's a Palestinian name. I am half Palestinian. My father's Palestinian. And they're like, yes, yes. Oh my God. I knew it.

I knew you were half Palestinian. Let me tell you why I hate the Jews. And I'm always like, whoa. Let me go first. The best. I can tell that joke forever and still have a job in Hollywood, right? Like, no one will get my career won't be affected at all. Feels like I can just keep doing that one.

It's weird though. It's a weird time, right? And I guess, like, I've been really thinking about it. So I'll ask you guys the question. What do you think has been a worst time in recent American history? Do you think now, we'll just say like the past 16 months, has this been the worst time or has, was 2020 a worse time? What do you guys think? You said 2020? You say 2020? You said past few? I think right now has been. been way worse. Because like, we don't talk about it enough, but 2020 low-key, a vibe. You know what I'm saying? Like, 2020 low-key hitting as a time in American history. Two major dope things happened in 2020. First one, the thing we all loved, clearly, the race war. Loved the big race war 2020, right? Here's my issue. with the race war. It started out noble

and then it was fun for a little bit and then it kind of just went off the rails and you was white people and you guys probably felt it way more but because you guys were being asked a lot or being asked a lot of you know because what happened was

is at first it was like you know terrible things happened And there were police shootings, and black people, we were, like, out in the streets, like, hey, cops, stop shooting us. And then, like, I don't know, like, I guess because, like, white people had Instagram, it was, like, the first time they ever saw black people or something. And so, like, they're like, wait, like, the cops are shooting y'all? Like, the cops give us kisses, you know? I don't know. The cops are mean to you guys?

And we're like, yeah. And they're like, are you sure they don't give you $10 when they pull you over? Because that's what happens to us. They give us a $10 voucher to gold corral. you're like, $10 isn't even that much to Golden Corral, by the way. So that's how it started. Everyone was like in a big, like,

there was harmony within the races, right? And we were all out in the streets like, yeah, cops stop killing black people. And everyone was like, yeah. And then, like, I feel like black people were kind of like, yo, like how, let me see if I can get a little bit more out of this, right? And they were like, I don't know why I'm asking you to do this,

but like cops stop killing us but also posted Black Square on your Instagram and white people are like okay like I'm just I'm doing this out of fear but okay which is fine by the way

like we should all be doing things out of fear all the time you know so I got that but then this is where I think things really took a turn for black people and we messed up big time we were so close you know and so it's like at first

it was you know cops stopped shooting us. Then it was Black Square. And then, you know, at one day at a protest, everyone was like, you know, like, Black Lives Matter. And then there's just some nigger in the back of the protest. Like, yeah, and also make the little mermaid

a little black girl. And like, all of us, black and white, were like, wait a second, what? Maybe not that. And he was in the back still like, yeah, make sure her hair is still red. And like some Disney executive was like, oh, I'll do that.

Like, I'm not going to stop. I'm not going to stop the cops, but I can make a black little mermaid. You know, like, I'll do that, and the crab will still be Jamaican. That guy, that actor was like, yes, man, all right, everything. Is that Jamaican or is that Middle East? I don't know. Okay, last thing is clearly the other thing that was really dope about 2020, COVID, couldn't get enough of it.

My favorite thing about COVID was specifically the first two weeks, and it was because we all had the same experience. We were all masked up. We had gloves on. We were just walking around like surgeons. Like, don't look at anyone. That's how you get it. You know, like, just like totally freaked out. And they were doing that thing at grocery stores where they'd only let like a few of you in at a time, right? You guys remember that? My favorite memory is like day 10 of COVID. I'm in there buying cereal. And we all had this experience where like you're trying to buy something and like everyone's being cool and normal and giving space, but like some weird redneck from like Santa Clarit. or like Valencia has like somehow like made their way into the store as you're like buying beans and they're like look at you boy scared to the fake Chinese virus for what reason the media has been lying to you nothing's gonna happen good and then two weeks later that guy would die and you're like that rules god is real and this is his punishment all right you guys thank you bye I love you Hell yeah.

All right, folks, let's go ahead and keep things going. Our next contestant is a former Roast Battle World Champion, which no one gives a shit about. Make some noise for Ryan Nesson, everybody. You see two white guys trying to do a cool handshake just now? We couldn't do it. It was fucking ridiculous. My name's in lights. I made it, everybody.

I did it. Former Roast Battle World Champion. That meant so much to none of you. I am Jewish, so I feel weird following the master now. In true Jewish fashion, I'm just occupying land that Palestine was once on. We're off to a good start. It is good to be here. You guys are, it's good to be alive.

I almost died in the fires. Anybody else? Yeah, I almost died in the fires. And it's 100% my fault. I just kept ignoring the text messages to evacuate. Like I kept getting them, kept ignoring him, because they had that little link to follow, to go see what to do.

And I was like, I'm not clicking that link. Because I know if I do, it's just gonna be a picture of that black dude with his dick hanging out. From COVID, fuck that. I would rather burn to death. I would rather, that guy's name is Wood, by the way. So that's kind of ironic. Could have used him to put out some fires

with that giant hose. It was, I don't know, was anyone else glued to the TV just watching helicopters? like they were athletes. I felt so autistic. I was just like, cheer. I'm like, go helicopter. Yeah.

Which was night. I mean, it's good to see helicopters be the good guy again, like in L.A. after the whole Kobe thing, you know? I, uh, immigration. You guys follow immigration? There's this only fan star that's like trying to sleep with a thousand guys.

Have you guys heard about her? Yes. Okay, so she just got detained by immigration. immigration. And they were like, hey, if you fuck a thousand guys, we're going to deport you. Which is crazy. Like right now, she is super upset with immigration. But after fucking a thousand dude, she's going to be begging for ice. You know what I'm saying? It's funny. I've seen a picture of some hot chick that's getting deported and everyone's up in arms about it. They're all like, you can't deport her. It's funny. America doesn't want to

deport all the illegal aliens, just the ugly ones is what I'm finding out. So I'm I say we should put Donald Trump back to his real business and we just do a beauty pageant to decide who stays in the country. And we could still call it Miss America. Because if you get kicked out, you're going to miss America. I am married to a narcissistic Mexican woman, everything out of those girls' mouth just, aye, aye, aye. I love her.

Love this girl. She's a little too political for me lately, though. She's like always talking about Roe versus Wade. You know, she's just like, Ro versus Wade, Ro versus Wade. And I'm like, babe, stop. I don't care how your family got here, you know? It's fucking.

Ro, Wade, backstroke. We're trying to have a kid right now, and I just found out I got a low sperm count. This guy laughs. He guy loves it. Fuck you, you shit your pants four times in the middle of the night. Laugh at me. No, I just found out.

I just found I got low sperm count. Like, not officially. I didn't take a test. But I haven't gotten a Mexican woman pregnant. So, I feel like that's got to be me, right? I feel like that's got to be my swimmers because her family's full of great ones. It's embarrassing not getting a Mexican woman pregnant.

It's like trying to commit suicide and missing. Just fucking. I believe I probably do have like a low spurb, like low T energy just in general. Like, I've never been a dude that beats the pussy up. Anybody, any guys in here that beat the pussy up? No? Yeah, me either. I've maybe at best given the pussy a light bullying.

Maybe like a nougie or an Indian burn of the pussy. Just fucking get over here. You'd have friends we'd go out, they'd like, I'm gonna fuck something tonight. I'm gonna fuck something. I'd be like, you mean someone, right? And they're just like, nah. Something.

I should be careful I put my hot pocket then that's fucking it's definitely the most fuckable food right it's like a little pepperoni pocket pussy this guy's gonna go home night and fuck his pot pie I'll show you what's the most fuckable food just don't put it in for more than two minutes or it explodes and I'm not talking about the pot pie this guy I've been traveling a lot lately I just got back from London you guys ever been to London Yeah, it's cool, man, because, you know, it's foreign, but they speak English. And their words mean different things. Like, out there, they call cigarettes. The same thing we in America call people that smoke vapes. And that's pretty cool. Gets confusing.

I was out on a patio, and some guy was like, a bouncer comes up to me. I'm smoking. And he's just like, hey, no fags on the patio. It's like, Jesus, how could you tell? Is it the way I'm holding it? Like, this is it fucking... Last time I smoke a Virginia slim. Leave you guys with this.

I have a gay friend in a wheelchair. Thank you. No. And we like to call me avocado. Because we're not sure whether he's a fruit or a vegetable. Yeah, he doesn't like that joke that much either. He's always like, Ryan, calling me a fruit is like calling a black person the N-word. I was like, whoa, dude, that's not the same.

I'm not afraid of you. All right, guys. Thank you very much. You've been a lot of fun. I'll see you later. All right. Fuck, yes. We got our final contestant.

She had an uncredited role as a slave in Django Unchained, which we only know because she added it to her own IMDB page. Please make some noise for Fatima Talia, everybody. No, I didn't. What the fuck? I didn't add in myself. I was a slave, though. It was a fun role.

What's going on y'all? I hate when white people come up and be like, she was a slave. What? All right, we're supposed to tell shady jokes. I'm crazy. And I found out through a man. As we all do, ladies, we find out through a man.

I trust this dude's place last year. Yeah. I felt good about it, though. Nobody loud, but I didn't give a fuck. He deserved it. He deserved it. I feel like this is like, I feel like men. First of all, I'll tell you, men cheat ladies.

They cheat even if they're ugly. They be cheating. Like in the movie, Ray, remember how he was cheating on all his wives? You're like, he can't even see. What the fuck? He was checking bitch's wrist to see who was good enough to cheat on bitches with it. You was like, what's going on? I think it's weird when men cheat on me, though.

I know y'all thinking like, oh, she's pretty or whatever. No, I have six personalities. I was like, none of us was good enough for this man. How? He cheated on all six of us. That's crazy. We all trying to heal. All six of us was in therapy

trying to figure some shit out. I don't know. No, I feel like healing is boring, though. Don't do it. No, I feel like healing is mad boring. Like, I missed the old version of me. Like, I'm better now. Like, I ain't trash in no places no more.

But I tell you this, though. Ain't shit like telling a man you're going to kill yourself if he's going to text you back fast enough. It's fun. I'm going to kill myself. He's like, oh, my God. I don't know what that's kind of fun to me. I don't know, it's a rush.

It's a rush to pretend to die. Whatever. I feel like no adrenaline rush is better than throwing a PlayStation off a balcony. Like some people go skydiving. I just was like, I throw this shit off the balcony. Because like there are couples out here that it would be like, oh, I just,

I want to create memories with him. I want to like, you know, take pictures, everybody wants to do the, like, Christmas pajama picture, right? I feel like I want to be the picture in your mind for the rest of your life. Like I feel like once I throw a playstation of a balcony,

you'll never forget a bitch like me. I'm the picture in your mind for the rest of your life. You would get married and still be like, oh my God, remember her? Like I'm so bad, your kid is a dress-up and it's me on Halloween, bitch. Scare him forever.

No, I feel like being toxic is mad fun. Like being a nice girl is whack. Like you be nice and be like, oh, we're not men to be. be together, he'll click, what is that? Like what? Fuck up his life. Teach him a lesson. Like any

woman that's in here, Mary, like, you're welcome. He met me first. And now he's a good man. That's all I'm saying. No, it's true. I feel like women, it's men's fault, though. I blame them. Because if you, women, we were raised to, like,

let's fall in love. Like, Disney movies make us think that that could be the case. Like, look at the Little Mermaid. Somebody was just talking about that. Like all she thought, I just need legs. All I need his legs to get a man. I feel like a man is Ursula. Like, we be happy, and they'd be like, let me steal her happy voice. Let me take it. So we'd be like, ah, I'm so happy. And he'd be like, keep singing, bitch, keep singing. So eventually the song changes like, ah, I'm not safe. kill us both. Don't play with me. I don't know. I feel like sometimes you gotta, you gotta do

this shit. Like men need real wake-up calls. Like I feel like a lot of women be out here trying to be nice. I'd be out here being like, your dick is small. Who told you that this was good? I don't know. I'm sick of that ladies too. Stop it. Stop moaning when it ain't necessary. You ruin it for the rest of us. Tell him to get off you and be like, sir, I got to go. This is crazy. Now you're fucking up my life. I blame the bitch. before me. I don't know. No, I think dark things right now. Trump is president. I'm excited.

Y'all excited? It's been to be a funny-ass year. It is. No? I mean, I'm from Chicago, so I feel like, yeah. I feel like when I come from Chicago, everybody thought Obama was going to be the first real nigga that runs the country.

Unfortunately, it was a white man with a fucked up wig. He ran the country like Sosa Boy the first time. I don't know how he got the... How he got in again. I don't know. I feel like he was the only president we ever had. When COVID was happening, he was the only president on Twitter

at the end of the night being like, everybody's fucking weak, you little bitch ass niggas, you're like, what? We need you, sir. He was on Twitter at 2 a.m. talking crazy. Melania was the first AI. They introduced AI to us to be her. She came to the inauguration

dressed like a special gadget. I don't know. I was like, well, Who dressed this, bro by bitch? No, they put her in the closet at the end of the night. They take her battery out. And they put her in the closet, like, good job, bitch. All right, I hope that wasn't too fucked up.

Because there's some dude in here trying to like me. He probably like, oh shit, she breaks things. The pussy good, though. The last man I dated was like, that on the spectrum pussy is fire. All right, y'all. I'm Fatima Tillier. Let's get all our contestants back up here.

Fatima and Ryan and Yasser. You go right there. Yeah, take a seat right there. Makes noise for everybody. Yes. Why is it so cold? Why is it so cold? White people will always be having an air on.

Fatima. Your jacket on all the way. I'm trying to show my outfit a little bit. I got to show what I put effort into. Don't hate on me. Just a suggest. You dress like you're on skiing. I am.

I'm dressed for air conditioner Yeah, it's crazy Fatima I have a really important question Okay, tell me If you didn't put that you were an uncredited role as a slave In Django and Jane Who did though? I think the people from the movie did

I think they said it They took the time to say You know One of the many slaves we had in this movie They cut my role I actually had like a speaking role I need to get away So maybe that's why they gave it

Let's give an awe for the uncredited. Oh. Wait, did they have too many people going, ah? No, let me tell ya, it was a, and it was like, they took out the edgy sexual parts of the Candy Landhouse. They took it out.

It was edgy there. And I had a role where it was like they were selling pussy there. Someone's got to kill Quentin Tarantino. He was nice, he was mad nice. We all missed out on the chance to see Fatima's feet On the big screen. We all could have had it happen. They go for a lot of money, bitch.

That was a great first round. Tyler, how's everybody doing on the points? Well, I went around. It was very good, very funny, and the most fucked-up set has to code to the only comedian that said he was scared of black people. It's Ryan Neeson, everybody.

Oh, my God. You were scared. You were scared. For Yasha points for Fatima. Why would you scare? Look at them. I'd be like, he'll be all right. You'll be all right in a black name.

in his jacket? You got on a North Face, so no, you'd be lying. You'd be stealing. Yeah, even if he didn't have that jacket on, he would be shivering sitting next to both of you right now. It's a tremble. I don't know. I might be the only real nigga.

I'm from the South Side. I'm going to rob you. That's why I'm afraid. He got on a North Face. Get him. A what? Wait, a what face? A North Face. A North Face. A North Face.

Is it a North Face jacket? Oh, North Face. He was like, my face is for now. That's the white shit. That's the white shit. When you say, I'm up from English. You're like, what? What did you say?

Oh, my God. I thought she said Minora face, like a new juice. Like a North Face jacket. See, we have a jokes about that. Jews are always trying to find something. Manura. We're going to solve this today. We're going to be a fucking.

Why moving this. Well, folks, Oh, my God. I think that time's a great time to move on to our next round. What a segue. This is our next game. This is our next game we all love here at wrong.

It's called Intuitment, everybody. And we, yes. You know this one. Yeah, Rebecca's come to the show before. She was like, it's me. It's me a fucking again. This is a round where we go through all of their social media.

We found tweets that they may or may not have deleted. They might for sure have forgotten about them. I definitely did. We have blanked out words from all of their tweets, and their job is to guess what they actually said. Wow is right. Now you see why Rebecca was freaking out at the prospect of what's going on.

There's only so many words that rhyme with maggot. All right? Can we move on? We have one of mine to start out with. Now, the producers of the show always find a tweet of mine that I do not recall, and this one I definitely don't. I don't know what it is. I tweeted it in 2012.

Oh, geez. A good year. A good year. A good year. A good year for tweets. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's three options, Jay. Yes, there's three options.

They're going to see two fake ones and one real one. And your job is to guess which one of the real one is. This got zero comments. One retweet and one like. Oh, great. Okay. Blank. Black people. Blank.

2012, which I mean, Obama was just getting re-inogorated, so. Yeah. This is a... He must have made you mad. I don't know. He made me and one other person mad. Very upset. Long person and retweeted.

I have no... I have no idea what this could be. Let's see... Let's see option one, Tyler. I hope Obama gets reelected. so I can keep calling black people my brother black fist emoji I feel like you more clever than that

that does feel like a one like one retweet kind of a tweet though only in a world where like Nancy Pelosi was kneeling with all those white people oh yeah that's at least six this is giving off I tweeted this wearing a deschiki

vows yeah let's see option two Tyler just noticed a correlation between people who don't think evolution is real and people who call black people monkeys strange the hush that fell over the crowd as that one was revealed makes me think this one might be it I mean you're making fun of that you're making fun of the racists so I mean that's not a bad clearly not enough people on the internet figured that one out

wasn't the same person that liked and retweet it your guess is as good at to That's oppression for the producers. Here's what I'll say. This is a tweet where if you don't know a speaking voice, this is just a statement. I don't know, buddy. I don't know about that.

This one needed to have the voice feature on Twitter activated. I get offended any time my wife would say black people, so I would have just been like, fuck this guy. It's rude. Let's see option three. The NBA's, Lynn Sanity is about to get even more Lin sane when Jeremy Lynn

shocks black people nationwide by attempting the most difficult pass of all, the N-word pass. I would say this is the one. This is the one right here. This sounds like daylight. That's hilarious. Which makes me think it's not you. Yeah.

That's what worries me. I wish that if I feel like it might be it might not be this way. You two think it's this one. You two think it's Lynn sanity. Ryan, which one do you think it is? I think it's the one right before this. I do too. Really?

I think that was my first attempt at being clever online in a real way, and I feel like it fell as flat as it did in this room. At 11.20 a.m.? Yeah. You was up early talking your shit. I was thinking, I probably thought about the sweet first thing in the morning, and was like, let me craft it for hours. Okay.

I actually think there's a fourth one, where it is actually just a bunch of underscores, and then black. and then a bunch more underscores. You're like, I'm going to get to this eventually. Yeah. We'll figure it out. That's like to choose your own adventure.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wonder what the people will figure out. Let's throw it out to them. Tyler, let's see the real tweet. It is. It is. Oh, my God. But I was like, that's wow.

The look of judgment I just got from Fulton is piercing my soul. I understand. This would y'all be doing at home at 11.20 a.m. Yeah. I'm so sick of white people. But now we get to find out but he's making fun of racist guys.

I don't understand. But if you skim it, if you skimmy. Yeah, I got the white guy on my side. Everything's working out. It's fine. I would have looked at your picture and be like, fuck this guy.

We have to stick together, brother. I do like, just real quick. I like that you didn't delete it even though you tweeted it. even though you tweeted it thinking it was fire, one retweet, one like, and you were like, that's good enough. It's good enough. You know what?

Everyone understands this tweet. Yes. Thank you, yes. I appreciate that. This is infinitely more likes and retweets than I get on any of my tweets. Oh, believe me, we know. We saw. I'm prefacing it right now.

The next thing is we're going to find out what Fatima said. At 12.30.8 a. We need to not try to kill yourself, but we'll find out. Makes noise for Fatima, everybody. Come on over to the hot seat. Oh, I got to. Whoa. Sweet.

Oh, shit. I don't have Twitter no more. Well, you did on December 2nd, 2021. That's my birthday. That's pretty recent. Was it? At 12.38 a.m. That sound about right.

It's going to be shady about a man. Yeah. Yeah. It's going to be like, I'm so. sick of niggas. Let's see the tweet. Hashtag Reparation Pussy. Let's go! That sound cool already.

I'm a bad bitch. Let's go. Now, the real question is, is Reparation Pussy more fire than on the spectrum pussy? That's the most important question. It's the same thing. It's the same thing. Why do they call it that? Because it's as big as 40 acres in a mule.

Good pussy is loud, so you right. It's a big mouth. Now, this has zero comments or retweets and one like, just real quick. One like. It's called reparation pussy because you'll never get it. That's why I fuck him. That's good. That's good.

Thank you. Oh my God. What was I talking about? We're solving this shit. We're going to move together. Also, I need to ride home. Fatima, we're going to show you three options. One of them is real. Two of them are fake. If you think you know the real one, don't say it because Yasser and Ryan will get a chance to guess

first. Also, just real quick. It's hashtag Which is crazy Hashtag reparation for me I'm going to click and see what other Who else is fucking with this? Okay sorry But look at my picture though

I'm wearing a reindeer costume And this was right around hashtag me too So she's like fuck it I'm taking an hour I'm gonna go the opposite Yeah Option one Somebody was fucking with it I turned up on a lineup of all white dudes

I'm about to sleep well hashtag 40 acres in a meal hashtag reparation person it sounds about right fuck with me that's a bad girl right there that's funny

and I only got one heart option two I've made like 10 white guys paid for fake abortions hashtag plan A hashtag reparation person I think it's that one

I was one of those guys He never even had sex Or option 3 He got on a Norface jacket Harriet Tubman Beyonce Me hashtag iconic

Hashtag Reparation Pussy Happy Black History Month everybody It's a great time It starts today We got people in the audience thinking it's this one. Ryan Oster, which one do you guys think it is? I go number two.

Okay, Yasser's saying number two, Ryan saying number three. Fatima, which one do you think it is? It's number two, bitch. It's number one, Ben. And it was, it was. I thought number one was number two because I'd definitely be on a line-out with all. We'll give her points, we'll give credit for that.

Patina, too, we can't remember. But I'll be on a lineup with white dudes out of town. I'll be fucking y'all up. Reparation. Pistina. Fatima, let's get you back here. Ryan is in the hot seat. Thanks a noise for Ryan Nesson, everybody.

Ryan, your tweet's going to be racist. I know it. He's going to be like, I was that wrong on February 1st. It's about to be shady. Two black comics. I actually hashtag Me Too Pussy, so that's, we'll see how this goes. Reparation Pussy go hard, though. I believe it.

That shit go hard. But the Me Too Pussy is like, it's wet from all the tears. Oh, my God. This girl hate this girl. I hated my 40 Acres in a Mule joke, and then it was part of your tweet. 40 acres and a mule. I got my shit that night. Ryan, your tweet is from June 10th, 2009.

Whoa. Shit. It is actually, I think, the oldest tweet we found in the show that has not been deleted off of your actual Twitter account. I never plan on being successful. I don't delete anything. Not deleting shit. Well, you were tweeting a lot in 2009, and he gave us a lot to work with. Uh-oh.

And this is what we landed on. Holy shit, there's a vibrator attachment that girls can hook up to their phones. Oh, iPhones, sorry. No likes, no retweets. That would still happen if I tweeted that today. This is 8.07 p.m. What was going on at this point in your life, Ryan?

2009, I was, how old was I? I was 20-something working in a bar. Okay. Yeah. Were you in Vegas? Yeah, I was actually at this point. Yeah, I was living in Vegas at this point. You're tweeting a lot about being in Vegas.

Yeah. Okay. This is nice. You get to tell me about. I like the start of it. Holy shit. But I wasn't excited enough to use an exclamation point. Now, remember, right.

If you think you know the real tweet, save it. Also, hook up to their phones. To their phone. Yeah, spelled T-H-E-R-U. That's crazy. That's crazy, bro. He didn't capitalize the P on iPhones. That's not.

right either. That's... Read an AP style guide, you know, bitch. Come on now. If you think you know the real one, Ryan, save it because Fatima and Yasser will get a chance to guess first. Option one. Holy shit, there's a vibrator attachment that girls can hook up to their iPhones.

Don't try the Samsung version, though. It'll blow up your pussy. Also, wrong use of yore, just in case... I don't know that's him, but... This fucking nerd in the front row, he knows when the Samsung phones were happening. No punctuation here.

Option two. Holy shit, there's a vibrator attachment that girls can hook up to their iPhones. Nano versions are available for Asian girls also. Oh my God. That's a good one. I like that. I just like that one. Or option three.

Holy shit, there's a vibrator attachment that girls can hook up to their iPhones. These robots are taking our jobs. I'm so fucking lonely. Yeah, yeah, go for it. I'm going to give a reason why. I'm going to go with number one. And it's because there's a comedic voice there. I just don't feel like it's refined yet.

I feel like the nano one, which is number two is too clever. But the first one is still very funny. So I think that's like a guy in Vegas tweeting. Samsung's going to blow up your pussy. It's also very 2009. Yeah, it feels very, it feels like I'm in Vegas. I'm listening to LMFAO. Look at his picture.

Party Rock is in the house tonight. I'm wearing a super big. Yeah. I missed that jaw line. Fatim, are you with Yasser in this one? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I think it's number one.

Okay. Ryan, you think it's number two? I think so. Let's see. It is number two. That was a good joke, right? That deserved more than this. I laughed out loud with me.

Hey, thank you, man. They're doing it, guys. It's happening. It's all getting solved. Oh, man. Well, let's go ahead and get Yasser, Lester, up in the hot tea. Makes noise for Yasser, everybody. Yeah.

That's crazy. I'm going to put that back in my routine. Yeah. That's a good joke. That's crazy. All right, Yasser. So you don't have a Twitter anymore. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What had you, did you delete it yourself? So I saw a friend of mine get in trouble in, like, 2017, and so I deleted everything, and then I came back, and then I deleted everything again. Okay. The second go-round, hopefully it was smarter, but there's a chance I wasn't. You deleted all the tweets?

Everything, yeah. That's smart. Well, here's the crazy thing. So this is officially, I think, the oldest tweet we have found in the history of entreatment. Whoa. It's like the first tweet.

It is. From right around the start of Twitter, it's from 2009, April 20th. Yeah, and this tweet was... 420. Okay. 420 blaze it. Okay.

And this tweet, we actually, because it was your first round of wiped Twitter, it is so old, we did have to go to the Internet Archive. Whoa. And we found, this is your Twitter from 2009. God damn. This is all, this is vintage internet. You were still being asked to join Twitter.

He has the MySpace page as his link. Oh my God. Yeah, Cobb County Beatbox champion. Marietta George. Are we in the building? Shish. Lover, yeah, great lover. Indian lover.

125 following, 143 followers. A simpler time. Oh. I know. Not great. Mad thirsty. This guy looks like he works on the algorithm. Bad for the alga.

Let's see the tweet. Growing up, my mom would always call me retarded. God damn. I think that's the full tweet. I was going to say, it feels like it's just the end. At 3.14 p.m. Yeah, 3.14 p.m. Shit, midday.

I mean, that's, what year was this 2009? Yeah, this is 2009. I worked at the improv comedy club. You did? Yeah, I mean, I was at work being like... My mom would always be... Yeah, yeah. My mom did always call me retarded.

It's close... Yeah, 420. So, we're going to show you the options. If you don't know it, don't say it. You know the drill. Option one. Growing up, my mom would always call me retarded. It's okay.

She's a huge black-eyed peas fan. A couple other black-eyed peas fans that are in time. That's good. Option two. Growing up, my mom would always call me retarded. I would answer the phone and she would be all like, Blar, and then she'd drool. What?

No, no, it's not because it's it, but I could see how me in 2009 would be like, okay, call me retarded on the phone. She would call me an actual. So that's why I'm laughing because it feels very stupid. Just picturing Vicky Lester doing this. Yeah.

Or option three. Growing up, my mom would always call me retarded. And I'd always reply, bitch that pussy is retarded. Jesus Christ. I'm gonna go at one. Who tell their mama they pussy

retarded? It's fucking retarded. What was one again? The black eyed peas one? Black eyed peas. That's two, right? No, black eyed peas was one. Black eyed peas is one. The I'm not keeping up with the numbers. I lost because I don't know what number.

Did you think it was the black eyed peas one? No. Okay, you got it right. You think it's two? The mom, the mom calling? What was the first one? Black eyed peas? I don't think it's good.

Well, good news, there's only three. I'm up here like a black mom. Like, what is again? Well, you don't think it's this one. No, no, no, no, no. And you don't think it's a black eyed peas one. So process of eliminating. I think it's

I think it's the black eyed peas one Really? Yeah The audience, you strongly think it's two, you think it's two, if you think it's two makes a noise, if you think it's two makes a noise. This is three, right? This is three. What was one again? Black-eyed peas.

What was two? Where? Blar. I think it might be that one. So did we. Okay. No, just because it's so stupid. I'm laughing because it's stupid.

Yeah. You might have been like, her. Here's the thing. All right. So, so, which one do you think it is? I know it's not this one. And I specifically,

my mom, when I first started comedy, asked me to not curse. So I don't, like, really curse on stage or in tweets or anything is that. So it's definitely not this. So it's definitely not this one. Okay. The black-eyed peas thing feels

too smart for me. Honestly. So I, and I'm very, verbose so I think it's number two yeah it is number two two guys for Yasser Lester everybody clearly I can't count you think the problem was counting what you want me to do general comprehension I didn't talk about that I can't I can't keep up I got ADHD and autism I got a boast bitch Well, good news.

We got one game left. And I'm going to pay attention to the trains that you're counting. No, I can't pay attention to it. Tyler, did you hear that? Did you hear Yasser say she can't pay attention to the trains that she's counting? Now he did. Give you asked her some points for that. What's your autism power?

I'm a no one of a nigger line. Oh. I will draw your shit off the balcony. I thought you were going to I don't know if that's a power but okay it is okay

autism has a strong bullshit detector all right okay can't nobody lie to me about shit I thought you're going to say autistic pussy again

but no no it ain't got to do my pussy I know when you line we love that see I don't know what the joke is but it is something about

it's something about autistic pussy and then a train you see what is they gonna do because autistic people love trains no I don't like counting trains. No.

Not you. No, maybe the ADHD is, that's too long. I think we've heard enough about trains for the entire rest of the show. Well, I'm autistic. As a Jew, I'm triggered. I'm too serious. The crowd. That's the joke.

I got the crowd scared. I was like, I kill everybody. We got run around left. We're going to go and move on to it. This is a very fun round. One of our favorites of class. This is a round called the weakest kink, everybody. Yes, we love to clap for things.

That we like, yes, we clap. This crowd is funny. All right, y'all. I'll say that floral shirt, the way he was clapping. And he chose that shirt. Very, like, very floppy. Like, I beat off a lot. No, no, no, no, no.

He looks like he jacks up to the ads before. Do you want to put that on tonight? Do you want a friend to master? with, go to jerkmate.com. Right. I bet you can't last to this commercial. I bet you're right. Definitely can't.

The commercials be, wow. Can't even finger. You want to pass somebody in your neighborhood. The commercial plays all the way through for him because his hands are too sticky to press the skip button by the time we're done. He beats off to that iPhone ad of that video game where the mom and child are shivering.

You know that iPhone game where you're the same of Russian mom? Yeah. Oh my God. Because she's going to get too wet in the house or the live. or some shit like, yeah, yeah, yeah. We've got to break the bricks. Personally, I like to jerk off to the one where the soldiers are running around

and you have to shoot the thing, yeah, yeah. What's that is all on? This is very apt because we're actually going to be talking a lot about porn in this round because you guys, are you familiar with the weakest link? A wonderful trivia game, yes, Merv knows. One of the greatest game shows of all time. Cunty British lady yelling at people, making you feel dumb.

It's a great show. We have trivia questions just like The Weakest Link tonight, but they are all from Porn Hub Insights. Yes, makes a noise for Pornhub insights, everybody. Makes a noise for Pornhub. Why was she so excited? She pointed like, all right. Finally, something for me.

I jack off to the insights. You do look like you jerk off to grabs and charts, Rebecca. I don't know what to say about... I like this. We love excitement. You know what? You want to see this pie graph? Let's give Rebecca some drugs for being excited about that. Rebecca needs mushrooms.

Melanie, can you run that down to Rebecca? Strawberry edible for you. Strawberry edible. Nice work. Hey, Jane, I'm a surprise. She can take great pie. It's this book. It's a novel I found in Laurel Canyon. Wait, it's a book? I don't know what's about.

Bitch, you got a book on a Saturday night? Yeah. It's called what? Women's Work. It's called Women's Work. Did you have, are kitchens big enough to have that many pages? Are you going out after this? I feel like you guys found the prizes in the rubble of the fires.

Actually, we did. Shout out to the fires. In the rubble of the fires. Yeah, shout out to the South Pasadena YMCA where we got all of these prizes. All right, we're going to cut that one out of the show. That's not where we got the prices. The money tonight is probably going to wind up going to the South Pasadena YMCA. So make some of it.

Anyway, okay. So, first round, you guys are going to be standing. up for this one because we're going to go down the line and you're going to get asked tribute cussions one by one. At the end of the first round, whoever gets the least amount of questions right is the weakest kink, we'll have to say goodbye to them and we'll go out and sundown.

So everybody stand up, everybody stand up, makes noise for these trees, they get into the weakest game. We're going to put three minutes on the clock for the first round. We're going to go one by one. We're going to start Tyler. Who needs the most help? Fatima does not know the jackoff

stuff that you guys know. So Fatima, I don't. Okay, I'm like, I don't know. Okay. Tyler, let's put three minutes on the clock. You got it. Okay. Fatima.

Which of these search terms saw the biggest jump in popularity in the good old U.S. of A last year? Cream pie. Furry. Wife. Cream pie. Incorrect. Furry. Yasser.

Furry? Yes. Yeah. Which sport had the highest increase in point? Hornhub searches during the 2024 Summer Olympics. Gymnastics, swimming, volleyball. Volleyball.

It's Yasser's turn. She can't count. I'm like, volleyball, bitches be thick. It actually, it is volleyball, unfortunately. Yeah, I was like, volleyball bids just be having body. But she doesn't get the points. Ryan. Do you want to give him another one?

No. Ryan. Ryan. Which of these search terms saw the biggest jump in popularity worldwide in 2024? Animation, real amateur, stepmom. Animation.

Correct. Fatima. Yeah, you can clap for that. You can grab. We're anima. Fatima. Which of these search terms are viewers from California most likely to search for? Friends Mom, milking, anal dildo.

Friends Mom. Correct. Yasser. Yasser. Yasser, you'll be fucking y'allma's out here. Yasser, which of these search terms are viewers from Massachusetts most likely to use? Futa Hentai, foot job, face sitting. Incorrect, face sitting.

Let's say face sitting. Ryan. Which of these is the most popular search term for baby boomers? Fingering, hand job, strap on. Hand job. Incorrect, strap on. Audience got it. This dude in the back is crazy.

Fatima. Fatima. Which of the original 13 colony? is most likely to search for wife BBW. Delaware, Virginia, South Carolina. Delaware. Incorrect. South Carolina.

I thought that one of my parents. I was like, yeah, yeah. Yasser. Which of these was the top trending search term in the Philippines last year? Beautiful sex, extreme squirting, best friend's wife. Beautiful sex.

I think beautiful sex. That is correct. Ryan. It's the translation. They do the other thing. stuff all the time. Brian. It'd been so funny if he did it

in Filipino. Ukrainian viewers are most likely to jerk off to which of these search terms. On motorcycles, massage parlor, sister's friend. Sister's friend. Incorrect. On motorcycles.

They don't have houses before. Wow. Fatima. What job are Peruvian porn viewers most likely to search for? Teacher, doctor, pizza delivery. delivery girl. Pizza delivery girl. That is correct.

And that is time. Wow. Make some noise. This is a great round. You guys kept it close. We had our producing team keeping score. Who is the weakest kink after this round? Yasser and Ryan actually tied.

Oh. The team got two. Okay. I guess we got to do a sudden death to the sudden death? Yeah. Yeah. Just see this one. Okay.

I'm going to ask one question to both of you guys. You have to raise your hand when you have the answer because you're going to stay at the same time. North Face versus Strange hoodie. Got them. Well, I'm going to kill myself tonight. Okay, guys. Here's your question.

Gen Z is 109% more likely to search for what category than any other generation. You're going to raise your hand? when you have it and then we'll get your answers at the same time. The categories are, safe for work, tattooed women, bisexual male. Okay, on the count of three, one, two,

three. Bisexual male. That sounds about right. Unfortunately, it is safe for work. What? Dude, they're so gay. What? That's so gay. That's so gay. They're so gay. Safe for work. They're looking up podcasts from porn stars

and watching the podcasts at work on Born Hub. Oh, that's true. Is that real? That's true. That is real. Kids are ruining the world. Okay. Okay. We're going to do it again. Bisexual. Oh. All right.

All right, guys. Which of these search terms did Canada look up the most in 2024? Real cheating wife, bouncing on dick, really old milf. Okay, guys, in the count of three. One, two, three.

cheating wife. I wish that unfortunately it's really old milf. What the fuck? Where was that at? It's Canada. I'm so glad we're making the mistakes soon. I know. Wow. All right.

We're going to try it. We're going to try it. You guys are doing great though. I was agreeing. We're going to try it one more time. Like I should, I should actually be proud that I'm getting a wrong, but it makes me feel like a door. Like, I know like, I know about this. You go about this. Okay, we're gonna try one more time.

All right. Which of these search terms are viewers from Connecticut most likely to use? Queef, fat woman, enema. Okay, on the count of three. One, two, three. Enema. It is quefe. Yasserless for talking.

Your face. I know I'm fucking with you. Okay. Big shout out to the Connecticut queefs. I couldn't get it without you all my favorite team. Yeah, it's their WNBA team, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The Connecticut Queefs playing out of Hartford.

Same place as the Whalers. Okay. So, Ryan, you're going to stay in the cuck chair for the sudden death round. Oh my God. But don't worry, you do have a chance to get in because this next round is the sudden death round. Tyler, hit that sudden death music.

Yeah, sudden death. Make some noise for sudden death. So these are all the two option questions. We're going to ask you guys. one but I won and the winner is whoever gets the most questions correct in order to win now we don't know how many that is because that is entirely up to how good you two play this game okay if either of you gets a question wrong then Ryan will get a chance to come back in and whoever gets it wrong we'll swap with him in the cuff chair but if he gets it right right

well he he's gonna get you're just gonna swap it out oh okay okay all right So are we ready for sudden death? I think so. We're going to start off with the strongest link from the last round. That is Fatima Talia. I know my porn. Let's make some noise for sudden death. Tyler, hit that music.

All right, Fatima. True or false? Porn viewers from Maine are more likely to search for Harry Bush than any other state. That is correct. Yeah. I feel like they put for Harry Bushes out there. All right. I feel like they see.

them all the time. Yeah, that's why they fuck with them. I thought that's why they'd go opposite. I don't feel like they're getting waxed out there. They just know what they're comfortable with. They're going to stick around. They're going to say with what they know. There, yeah.

All right, yes, sir. That's what, you didn't know that? I know. When you got a bush, it smell like pussy pussy, I know. Women, okay, y'all didn't know. Yeah, sir. If you got a bush, you smell like pussy.

True. Women get it removed so it smell like florists. like Lorette? Okay, never matter. You gotta get that much pussy, huh? There we go, turn up. Washes herself. No, it's still like, okay. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Women know what I'm talking about. Yasser.

You don't watch for a pushy all day, but the hair is still like Twitter. Okay. We must play the game. Whatever. True or false? Yasser. Yeah, yeah. Porn viewers from South Dakota are more likely to search Navajo porn than any other state. Yeah, they're more likely to search for

Navajo porn than any other state. I say false because I think it's like Montana. It is false. It's actually Arizona. It was pretty good. That's pretty close. You know it's Arizona. My guy in the fucking front row. What's you doing? He's like, my name is Jonathan Pornhub.

This is my wife, Nicole Insight. He also knew that Samsung phones didn't come out in 2009. This guy is fucking. He is onics. You did? You did. You looked like you did. We got to keep going.

You also won a J-Light look-a-like contest. Oh, my God. You're a stand-in. Fatima. Fatima. True or false? Inspired by financial criminal Haley Welch, Hawk Tua received 10 million searches on Porn Hub in

24. Yes, true. That is correct. Yeah, I know all about this. I would have thought it'd been more, to be honest. She's huge. She's huge. Yeah, I know my point.

Fuck me. Yasser. If you get this question wrong, we're swapping out. You'll be eliminated. Don't do this to us. It's back is right now. Which green fictional character are porn hub viewers more likely to search for? Shrek or the Incredible Hulk?

track. That is correct. Right out the game. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I don't even know how someone would know this. How would even that come up at any time? Ryan, I feel like you're pretty much out of the game at this point. Who do you think is going to win between these two? Oh, the whole game depends on this?

Well, I mean, just the week. Yeah, they get the question. Fatim is pretty, she seems to know her porn quite well. She's confident. She's very confident. I think the odds are telling them. I know. I think the autism that play right now.

I'm on the ropes a little bit. Okay. We're going to give Fatima your next question here. True or false, the top trending search. We got to start the music over again. Damn, I'm like,

we got to fight, bro. The only paid for two minute like the first. The YouTube video we ripped it from. Yeah, yeah, we're good. All right, Fatima, true or false.

The top trending search in Mexico was Chupondo Pene, which translates to sucking penis. That is correct. It is false. The top search termed Mexico was porno anime. Hell yeah. They know what's going on.

Hell yeah. All right, Yasser. Cartoon bitches be hot. You need to get this question right. If you do not get this question right, Fatima will win the game. Look at that. Nobody expected this shit.

I mean, you did. The porn level. I was like, it's over for y'all news. Which fantasy franchise had more searches on Pornhub in 2024? Harry Potter or Avatar? Because one feels genuine, whereas, like, I feel like Harry Potter nerds would genuinely be like, this is, I love this, this is beautiful. Avatar is very, like, themetic.

Yeah. I love your whole, like, I'm just, you know. reason to doubt. I'm trying to, you know what? I hate this. I hate that I'm saying it, but. Jay, before you say anything, Avatar 2 came out in 2024, didn't it? It did. Oh, all right. And that

is, Ryan knows. The correct answer is Avatar. Yeah, I was going to be like, bro, I'm so sorry to break it to you. Everybody wanted to see BlueBin and get fucked. Yeah, here's the thing is like, I'm not a fucking loser. I was like, damn. Was doing anything else than seeing Avatar 2

and then looking up Avatar It was the whole article about it. Oh, was it? See, that's what I did. It was like... Unfortunately, you are a loser in this game. Fatima Tilea wins a weakest cake. Makes her nice for Tadima.

Great job, guys. That was high stakes. It was high stakes. All right, folks. Tyler's gonna... Can I say one thing? Yeah, you can say one thing. I don't, like, here's the thing.

I lost, that's fine. But I don't want to lose on some, like, weird stuff and then have dudes up front be like, not knew that. It's like get a life. Why do you point specifically at him? Because he's the one who is like

he's known everything. He got it wrong. He said Harry Potter. You knew it. Oh, you knew it. She got it right? You got it right? Tyler, we got to give our last drugs to her. She got it right. Makes a noise. Yes, make the noise.

You got mushrooms. You guys can do mushrooms together. It's my fault. He was the one. that reacted, so I apologize. And here's the thing, I don't apologize to white people, but as a rule, but because it's the first day of Black History Month, I'm conceiving.

Okay, let's move on to our final game while you tip to the points. I just checked what the fucking time it is. Let's get out of here. Tyler, we have a scorekey for the points, but we have one final thing for all of our comics to do. It is called the pallet cleanser round.

We're going to cleanse your palates. Yes, make some noise We're gonna punch your balance on the nice things. One clean, wholesome joke from all of our comics, and then we're gonna get out of here. We're gonna start off with Yasser Lester. Makes a noise for Yasser Lester, everybody. It's your clean joke. So I recently turned 40,

and a lot of my friends who are parents have been pressuring me to have kids. They want me to have kids so they can, our kids can be. you know and I have to tell them all the time like look like I'm just not ready to be a dad you know which sucks because my daughter is three and she needs me but I'll never stop skateboarding never yes or Lester everybody that's gold I'm next to clean-holtzum joke from Ryan Nesson everybody I don't really have that um my my

Fuck it, I'm just going to double down on a hard joke. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not countowing to you guys. I, uh, I read a stat the other day that said, uh, one third of women will experience sexual assault in their lifetime. Great start. Oh my God, damn. Yeah, actually I said that wrong. Your whole joke? No, I said that wrong.

I said that wrong. It's actually, it's two-thirds of women are ugly. Two-thirds? That's Ryan Nesson, everybody. I'm giving the game away, guys. That's a math joke. How's that not clean? That's just fractions.

We got our final joke. A clean, wholesome joke from Fatima Tilly. Makes a noise for Fatima, everybody. Follow that hot shot. I know. I don't have, like, clean material either. Okay, shit. I feel like, I feel like.

everybody in LA wants to be like in a relationship and be married and shit you know so everybody's like oh my god I can't find can't hope can I find a while you guys together like how long six years oh shit now he's a killer though um but no people always say that and I think the interesting part of is I feel like have you ever heard a woman who was married say I fucking love it heard a woman that has married and has kids go, I fucking love it, bitch. I can't wait for this for you. They always say, look, I'll leave this whole family if I had to.

Fuck these kids and his husband. I don't know. That's my wholesome You know what? That's a good wholesome joke. Wasteel of him for Fatima. All right. Tyler, it's time to say who won our game. Tyler, tell them what they won. All right, everybody. What a round.

We're round. In third place, 40 our points. It's Ryan Ryan Neeson, you get this. I hope all prizes were found in a free book library in Laurel Canyon. This is prostate. Prostate, revised and updated. What? The best book yet to help the patient to beat and decide what to do about it's a prostate

problem. My dad died of prostate cancer and I'm not even joking. What? Yeah. Wow, look at that. It values $1395, but you're going to get it for $2.98. $2.98. I have to pay you. No, yeah, it's just yours.

They got you in paperwork. The kind of president. place, it's very close. Gaster, Lester, you get this. 19 steps by Millie Bobby Brown. Oh, that's a good book. That's a good book. She wrote a novel.

That's a good book. That's for you. Is there pictures of her? It's right. First place. Woo-hoo, get the fuck out of here, man. Women, the thinking girls guy. This is actually kind of cool.

It's kind of just a bunch of pictures of cool women over time. Okay, this is good. This is good. I'm gonna do a whole TikTok photo out. TikTok photo album and all the clothes they wore. That was a great show. Thanks you guys for coming out.

Sticking around all of our contestants. Do get this Get out of cancellation free card for anything you guys might have said that we'll take care of you after the show. You guys are great.

I mean everything. I fucking see it. One more time for everybody in the lineup. You guys have been a great audience, great comics. Thank you to Stephen Daniel. Make sure you take care of your servers at the end of the night. And we'll see you next time.

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