WRONG! A Fucked Up Game Show - NOW HE'S WEARING A THONG IN THE DESERT (ft. Chase Harter, Dana Whissen, Saskia Bee)

Episode Date: January 28, 2026

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Good morning, everybody. Welcome to another episode of Wrong and a fucked-out game show podcast edition. I'm your host, Jay Light. And today we got a little bit of an early drop for you. This show is our final show of 2025. Coming to you from Phoenix, Arizona, Mike Drop Comedy Club, technically Chandler, but who really cares?

Because this one is a fantastic show. First time in Phoenix, we've got Dana Wisson, Saskiabee, Chase Harder, A real blast. You're getting it before YouTube does, so enjoy. And if you like the show, please tell a friend, subscribe to the podcast, check out the YouTube, watch our videos, and watch them at full, because that is super helpful. And then also, of course, come see us live. We've got shows coming up soon in Boise, in San Diego, in Seattle, Washington. We're closing on Toronto, Canada,

soon. And of course, we'll be back in LA before you know it. So we've got ticket links available for the show's currently on offer. Get them if you are in those cities. And if you're not, tell a friend who lives in those cities. Because y'all are worldly people. Because y'all are wrong. And without further ado, let's enjoy the final episode of 2025. Let's get wrong. Thank you all for being here. It's our last show of the year. Makes some noise from here to close next one in 25 making our review here in Phoenix at the mic drop. Very excited to be here. I'm Jay Light. Come over there. My man in the corner, that is Tyler Mezzer. Which makes my voice for Tyler.

Hello. Hello, everyone. Hello. I've been to a lot of different places. We've done the show in nine different, this is our 10th city we're doing the show in this year. Tyler has never been here before and we went to before the show we were working at the what was the mall the chamber fashion show mall yeah yeah yeah the work I don't what the fuck is wrong with the people in that mall that is the worst vibe of any mall I have ever been to a lot of misery a lot of misery or something over there Tyler what was the worst interaction that you

had with anybody at the mall today I mean I to be fair it was a lot of just misery to be walking around and what point of the worst strike Listen, we did a whole game or we did Family Feud and most of the questions are just cute women that work at the mall. I'll be honest with me. Okay. Well, how about everybody? I think everybody should boo Tidal one last time. That's fine. That's fine. Accept it.

He is our storekeeper. He is our prize master because this is a game show. Who likes game shows? On most games shows, people like it when you do things right. Not here. We like it when people do things. Wrong. Fuck yeah. Tyler, that guy's coming for your job with the announcer voice.

Oh, you watch your ass, buddy. What's your name? I'm in some points, Tyler. You're like, either it's going to get some points in a second. He might. Yeah. He just might. Our games are about celebrating what is wrong.

So we're going to have our comics tonight compete to be the most fucked up. They are going to tell their darkest, dirtiest jokes to start things off. And then we're going to play some games that are putting them in an uncomfortable position. They're going to have to be funny to find their way out of that. We're digging through all of their old social media.

We found all of their LinkedIn's. We found their Instagrams. We found their deleted posts. We found their reposted, re-unbeleted posts. We're going to make psychological warfare for your entertainment tonight, everybody. You're trying to make sure nobody on the show is capable of having a career.

And you guys, we're going to celebrate what's wrong, And that's why we're going to start off with a game for you, our lovely audience, for the people who have the worst week. This is a game called Worst Week. Fucking thing sucks. Oh. That guy, this guy is having a bad week. You guys, have you seen the way he's directing people to sort of kick around in the snow

to look for a mass shooter? That's what these shooters hide in the snow base. We had a couple submissions. Thank you guys and everybody who submitted your worst week cards. We do have a couple great submissions. for worst week and we are gonna start off with Ivan actually. I don't know here in front of a lot. Contenters to my pal, in five words or less,

your week was fucked up because you threw out your back during a self-flatio attempt. That's not a word, but... It's, you know what? You hyphenated self-flatio for a part now and have you been able to stop your own day? Not a past five minutes. Okay, but what about maybe any time in your life

were you ever limber enough to pull it off? Never. Well, I appreciate that you continue to try all these years later. Hell yeah. And injured yourself for our entertainment tonight. I've been here in contention with our other contestant. Charlie. Charlie, are you?

Charlie, see the table. Mr. Charlie. He was filming. I've been self-elation attempts. Charlie, in five words or last year, a week was fucked up. 18-year-old student stripper. Yes. Whoa.

Whoa is right. Let's got a whoa from the audience. Charlie, elaborate please. I work at a local high school and sometimes students disclose things to you, students in need, and sometimes they disclose fucked up things. Okay, so this is, you didn't run into your student at the strip club, but we've got to clarify. No matter what the answer, the truth is the answer is no answer. I love this guy. Get this guy on top of this guy. This guy is not in politics.

Now, what I'm like that. Gino's out of the FBI. Let's swap you out for... It's got Charlie. All right. Charlie and Ivan are two contenders. We think Bozum has a pretty fucked up weeks, but we want you to vote for

do you think in the most fucked up week? Do we think it was Ivan audience? Do we think Ivan is a lot of a deep? Everybody else who's tried to suck their own dick in this audience, they're telling. I saw the clap. Do we think that Charlie had the...

I'm sorry, I would put... being a mandatory reporter takes the peak on that one. Well, Charlie, you've got this great DVD. All prizes were found from a couple that broke up a block away from me in Los Angeles on the street. This is a DVD proof of life, proof of life. This wasn't planned, but it works out. It's a body-wain yoga. That's what you're perfect for you actually.

That's what I mean. That's work. That's where I mean. Congratulations, guys. We'll do some scorpates. Sucks a dick. Now, don't you worry, audience, you guys keep beating as great as you are right now. We have some more audience prizes to give away.

But it's time to get to know what our contestants think is fucked up with the game week all left. Great shit. Okay. We brought three of Phoenix's finest comics together to tell you what they think is fucked up. They're going to do their most fucked up material tonight. It might be dark. It might be dirty. But it will definitely be...

Fucked out. No, no. Okay, you supposed this been wrong? A good streak. Every audience has said wrong and that, you know what? You guys said fucked up. That's fine. That's on me.

I should have primed the pump a little bit better. But you guys are ready to get... Some of it still stay fucked up and we will address that later on. But let's get to know your contestants. Our first contestant tonight, according to his profile on raw artists, dot com. That's right. He loves using artwork to change people's perspectives, even if it's just letting them see

a color they've never truly noticed before. Let's find out why he stopped painting to do comedy. Make some noise for Chase Carter, everybody. I know that existed, if I'm being honest with you guys. That was like nine years old, I think, and I still don't know what that's from. I think I did one thing that I'm... Wow, that's incredible. All right.

Who's getting fucked up in here? Huh? I'm not wrong. Fucked up. Welcome to Phoenix, idiot. We all have problems here. Is what that is. Now, he did say we have to do all the fucked up things.

So, I mean, I have to talk about killing myself. That's the... That's suicide right off the rib. Isn't that a crazy thing to start doing? Immediately? And I know, you seem uncomfortable immediately, right? Like I said, suicide. You got a salchic for a second.

You should calm down. I was like, do you need a stool? I have extras, but, you know, and just for a reference, I have a lot of experience with suicide. I got lost a lot of people to suicide, so, I mean, I'm allowed to joke about it, okay? My grandpa died to suicide well before I was alive, but still, you know, it infected?

It affected? Oh my God, affected it? Anyways. But yeah, no, it is a lot to deal with when it comes to suicide and stuff like that. I even once myself, I googled how to tie news. And you know when you do that, it doesn't even alert you on social it just only thing that pops up is a self-help line

so I called it I did and what I learned was that there are no help at all they don't know it's highway either so if you better have a problem you just get a rope about this like did you twist it and then go through it pull you have your own little poop there you get yourself just like that all right yeah one little magic trick look at that I don't plan to kill myself but I would promote other people to do it. So I'm just trying to let you guys know how you can go about it. All right, he said to be fucked up, okay? I don't normally tell that joke, but now we're starting with it. Isn't that exciting? Yeah. No, I like it. Do you have parents in here?

Yeah? With three, two people raising their hands and one dude clapping, because he hasn't seen his kids in probably years. This guy, he's like, hey, yeah, I have kids somewhere, whatever. Who gives the shit? Dude, I'm gay. I'm not. I'm not. I'm having kids so I love it bro I never want to have kids sometimes I sit in the hot car because I was going to place that's safe you know they are not in here look over my shoulder I'm like they won't be in here for long that's for sure that's what I love about phoenix you can kill a kid with a car and you need to turn it on that's less steps it's true I mean fuck it I don't even care when I get an amber alert on my phone you guys ever read those

Pointless, pointless, don't send up. I don't care. The only time I've ever read an Amber Alert is when I was already just texting while driving. Okay? I looked, I looked ahead. I was like, it's not that one. And then I just stopped. I stopped caring. We've all done that.

You just survey your general area. I get it when I'm at home, and I'm like, is there a fucking kid in here? And then I'm like, nope, who cares? All right. You ever read an Amber Alert? They're not even helpful. Like, you can't even find a kid through an Amber Alert. It's a man.

who sends that text and I'm like, gentlemen, let's start using an adjective. How about that? This is not your Tinder bio, this is serious. You know? And at the bottom, just like 5-8, if that matters. I'm like, kind of, a little bit, you know? Like, I think that's important. But I'll be honest with you guys, because we're being fucked up anyways.

Even if I saw the car that took that kit, if the car was nice enough, I wouldn't even report it. If I see a Tesla heading, I'm like, have fun at Disneyland kiddo, you know? You're gonna have a good time. You just shake your head now. Were you one of the parents in the room? You're like, or you're just like, I don't care about kids.

You can move on. I get it. Dude, I don't care about it either. The only thing that does stress me out is that they use the same sound for all those emergency alerts, which is kind of crazy. To use the same sound for a missing kid is also like, no storm in your area.

Like that's dumb. All right, not the same level of severity. I get worried right away until I look at my phone, and I'm like, oh, thank God. It's just a missing kid. Because I just washed my car. Like, if there's a dust going, rolling in,

we have some real work to do, okay? I don't trust any of those Amber alerts, dude. I don't trust them at all. And, like, I want, and it's a man who sends it. I want a girl or a gay to send that text, because you got a girl or gay,

they're going to let you know everything that's going on. You're going to have their inseam measurement, the favorite of capricon. Fuck it, you'll probably just get a pin sent you, and it's like, Are you clothes? Can you get them? I was like, I want a girl or a gay, but to be honest with you guys, never are they. I don't want them to do it.

They're too respectful, and you're just going to get a text. It's like, they took them. Like, holy shit, how many were there? See, this is why I never go to Arizona Mills. Okay? Yeah, there's big sex traffic over there. I don't care what leather furniture stores have 80% off. All right, that's how they get you.

80% off to take you 100% away. Don't trust it. All right. You guys, thank you so much. Give you back to your house. Suicide ride into child sex trafficking. What more could you ask for on this show? This is Jeffrey Epstein special.

Hey! Oh boy. If you're going to leave that, just you wait. We've got our next contestant. According to her Facebook, she either used to work at the Birmingham Zoo or she is obsessed with zookeepers and giraffe shit. Please, make some noise. Versascai a bee!

It's just a healthy enjoyment of giraffes. So, fuck you. What's up, guys? Too sour. Let's celebrate about something before we get wrong with it. As of last week, I'm losing 20 pounds. I thought that made me want to wait by now if I kept it. Thank you.

A comedian, that must mean I'm very liberal. That's actually not true. They think I must be very pro-choice. That's also not true. I am... I think that abortion should be mandatory for all first pregnancies. So that way people can start their parenting journey

on even footing with loss. Or be friends about it, you know? Don't get a bunch of assholes. there were any parents in the room my dad was just like, which is fair. Do you guys have moms? Yeah. What's that like? Cool.

So I like, shut up. That's my dad. Yeah, I know. Strange from my mother, because she named me Saskia. Yeah, it's true. It's a Dutch name, which means that my mother is an asshole. That's right. Because I was raised in Alabama.

in Alabama and it's not really fair to ask people who eat butter, milk, and cornbread to make the noise because it's gross. It's lame. The Deep South, that's where all the zoo pictures came from the Birmingham Zoo. A lot of people assume that when you're from the deep south, that means you're, like, deeply racist, which is, like, it couldn't be further from the truth. I'm only, like, me, I'm racist. Yeah, I don't think that there should be, like, separate water fountains. I just know that if I see the name Durel on paper. Oh, do you guys know a bunch of meat? Good for you, Dorel. What about you guys backstage?

I like to ask everybody, what's your favorite racial slur? Um, Tyler's is a spaghetti in word for Italian people. This was a lesson in censoring yourself, Tyler. Take notes. I have a favorite racial scorer. I love them all equally. Like, why split the baby? You know what I mean?

I like to make up my own offensive words. And I think the lot I'm most proud of is gay-tarded, which I'm allowed to say because I'm bisexual and from Alabama. Thank you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So other things that are going on, I don't know why I just did that. That's a huge political take,

I'm going through something right now. I lost a friend last week, which is lame and sucks and I hate that. But like, God, I'm so jealous. Oh, to be dead, amazing. I love sleeping so much. It's amazing. Just practicing being dead, I'm so good at it too. You could put a mirror under my nose, and you would be like, wow, she's got a lot of boogers.

I'm a horse kidding. All my boogers are on the front seat of my car. While you're texting and driving, I'm being responsible. I'm wiping my boogers under the front seat of my car. There's a little graveyard under there. It's nice and rough when you... your hand on it. Do you guys like visualizing this? Do you like envisioning this? Do you want to for a ride in my car? You're hot. Do you want to prefer a ride on my face? Let's talk later.

Like I said, the sexual. I have been married for 20 years, which is like, no, it's incredible because I don't know if you can tell by my diction and pronunciation, but I am a huge bitch. all at the same time listen I've only got 30 more seconds so I'm just going to tell you my most favorite place to go if you're ever in downtown Phoenix I live in a building where there's a restaurant

called Breakfast Bitch and I like it very much because when you go in they're like Hey bitch what's up bitch there's a lot of game in to be clear and the whole thing is like fun and it was super fun until they just hired one

straight white guy and yeah that shit wasn't fun It just looks a little different when somebody's like, hey bitch. Y'all bitches want some bozos? Fuck Carl, put some swish in it. This is starting a very American history accent. That's not what I'm looking for in a brunch experience. All right, I'm not TV. That's it for me.

Tyler never gets a chance to say spaghetti N-words, and I'm glad that he had the chance tonight. I've never once called Italian person that. I only call them things like domestic abusers. That's it. Who's going for Zavky his dad, by the way. I think that's right. I think he's like a few points. All right.

Her spank-bank includes, Darth Vader, the prince from Sleeping Beauty, and Anthony Jettling. That comes from like 20 years ago. Holy shit! I was thinking that he was gonna find, like, my psychiatric ward unit,

or records are like, you know, all the documentation from the 50 psychiatrist's cypads in the past year. Hello. Some people say I look like Angelina Jolie if she had a bad few decades. Thanks Ivan. That would be awesome if you met someone named Even.

What would your kids be named? Oven? Right, anyway. Did I finish the Angelina Jolie? You know? Did I? No? No.

Oh, did I even start it? Some people say I look like, Angelina Tully, she had a bad feeling. Like Angelina Jolie, if she and Siteshow Bob had angry sex. I don't remember. I have Tourette syndrome, that's why I'm nodding my head like this. So Tourette syndrome means I can't control any of the movements my body makes. I also take no responsibility for any fucked-up shit I say up here.

shit I say up here because I have a scary. Who's never had any cavities? I guess that's because sucking dick is one of my favorite I love telling my boyfriend really funny shit while he's recovering from

coming. He gets on his back and he has that nice flat stomach. What's that like man? And then and then as he's trying to you know, keep his space while also be kind to me. Like, don't touch me, Dan. I like to turn to him and I'm like, damn, dude.

I don't know if you knew this, but you were all bricked up this morning. And I said that because I listened to a bunch of dude comedian podcast, so I learned it right before I told him. I didn't like it. He didn't think it was funny. Or I told him, damn, dude. If I weren't on so many psychiatric medications,

this bed would be wet. I've been trying to text my friend Courtney for like five years to get a recipe from her. But that bitch has me blocked. She's also dead. And you know, she commits suicide, okay? Rest in peace, whatever world. I don't know what you say when someone commits suicide. Normally I like to go, ah, see you soon.

And, okay, I guess I just kind of gave up the punchline, because I was going to say something like, I'm like, hey, I want to text her for the recipe. How much fentanyl? Did you know that 90% of sperm are deformed? That explains why the stain on my bed is shaped like a cat. That was going to be my ending joke, but you know what? I'll sit up here and I'll stew in the nonsense. Fucked up!

Oh, that's what I was going to say. Oh, two things before I was going to say sit at the top of my set. Your name's Jay Light? Yeah. Cool. Like that, people, whenever guys give me nicknaves, which is all the time for some reason, they always include the word big or heavy in it.

Big fat. Okay, it worked when I did it for myself in the car, okay? I know that the show is called. Because those three words, wrong and fucked up. The three words people usually used to describe how I became in social situations. Very much. up here. This is for you. Entree. Do it make so much for all of our contestants.

We're blocking to change things around. Tyler, how is everybody doing on the points after round one? All right. Five hundred points for Chase. Five points for Dana and for having the most fucked up set, even though she betrayed my confidence. Six hundred points in a crowd for me to bunch of Italian lovers. Are you going to take down on?

Wait, the contestants? or Tyler? What, for all? Let's let's just be... Well, I don't know what I'm being asked at this point. My point is you guys are women? Yeah.

Is that not a fuckest thing to say? Or is that just so baked into social norms now? Listen, I don't, I don't have Italians feel about women, so I'm going to give extra points of these women on these stage, because I like women. I like Italian. Let's move along to this.

Yeah, I think so, too. I think it's another time. Audience, we have our wonderful contestants here. We have some games we're ready to play with them now. Contestants, how are you guys doing about the games? The casting the shardy. Oh, good. Chase has your butt.

Oh, I'm clean and ready to go. Good. I wouldn't expect anything less. That's like, gay butt. That's a game is very fun. Now we can make a whole bidetio, that. Yeah, good. Hey!

Hey! Oh, okay. It's time for our first game. This is a game we love to play. It's a game called Intuitment. Not this game. We've knocked through everybody's old social media posts. We have found some tweets that are,

shockingly, all still available to the public. Can I ask a question? Shockingly. I've deleted. Not twice, but three times. 40,000 tweets. Huh? So how do you find anything?

Well, out of the 40,000, this is one of the ones that did not get the axe. So, that's on TV. Your OCP, you posted them four times each. Oh, no, I, you're very true, but my OCD number is three. Oh, yeah, it's always a prime number. That's a fair point. So we have found some tweets. We're going to start off with one of mine.

Yes, you have a question. No, I don't have a question. I don't have a question. just going to let everybody know that I've never been on Twitter, so. That's okay. You have been on other social media platforms. It's going to be this for us. Now, we are going to start off with one of mine.

We have a real tweet from everybody here, except Rasowski, we've got a real something else. Everybody here is going to see a blanked out screen, and you're going to have three options, two of them are going to be fake. One of them is going to be real. Your job is to guess which one you think is a real one. And audience, feel free after these guys guess, we'll throw you guys. You guys have some guesses. We're gonna start up with one of mine.

I never know what it is. Our producers always find some crazy shit. This one is a stone cold classic, probably. June 11, 2013. Zero comments, zero retweets, zero likes. Let's see that tweet. Okay. I wish my mom blank.

Someone who knows my mom laughing at that one already. Thank you. Ugh, I don't know what this is. I know as an alcoholic at the time, active alcoholic. I was probably, it was 1.35, so it was probably about five deep at that point. I was, June 11th? I don't know. Let's see some options. Option one.

I wish my mom had a boyfriend who loved like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year. Based on the way you guys laughed, that immediately feels like that might be the real one. I don't know. Option two. Still paid me $20 every time I cleaned the bathroom. Three. What's not telling people she's an avid reader when I know she's only avidly reading book porn? That would form of reading.

I actually, I think I know what it is. I do think I know what it is. What do you guys think it is? Well, at first I thought there was going to be no words added. You were just going to be, I wish my mom flatlined. I was fucked up. I wish my mom, bleep. Yeah, I was like, you know what, you're too smart for Twitter.

They just didn't get it. That's what I've been saying. I do feel like you do need the $20, though. I am going to go for that. I think you were desperate one day and really wanted $20. Is that fair? I think it was the first one because it was the most forgettable. I already got my life.

Great. That's good logic. That's good logic. Dana, what about you? Okay, so seriously, I thought it was going to say, I wish my mom would either start slash stop walking around naked. Relatable.

or... Projecting. But, I mean, you know, I do that. But I'm thinking it's probably that the one with that band, because you probably see that band with that song quote, and you're like, I relate to this guy.

I do. I relate heavily to the killers. Two among us is not a mystery right side. It's some day in our lives. Audio, what do you guys think it is? $20. $20? $20? 20 book? A book of porn? book? That's from our sucking big friend. I've been in front of...

I'm almost certain it's $20. I'm almost certain at $20 because I do remember that was the going rate for cleaning the bathroom. About $20 to do basic choice? You're supposed to do that because you don't want to be in your own film. You need financial incentive to not be in your own film? Hell yeah. She's got a decent service. I had full in words. Not.

Not dealing with us. Tyler, let's make sure it sounds as you get some points for the I have a question. Yes. Were you like spraying the walls to create a mess that required a $20 job? Like, what kind of mess? It's just regular teenage boy mess. Just blast it come on the walls.

Yeah, just spray and come all under the walls. It's like snowsberries. Everything everything I can do to peel that wall paper off. Everything fluid. Where a black light would look like radiation in there. Yeah, like a deleted seat from Chernobyl. That's what my bathroom looks like is a team in here. Would you call that raw art, chase?

I'm sorry for mention that because it reminded me that they didn't remember. So they don't know what to our next contestant, Dana Wilson. Dana. Okay, I'm ready. I'm ready. You're in a hot seat. Oh, it is hot. We got to... If you think you know the realness, don't stand to the American because Chase and Soskii will get a chance to us first.

Okay. This is a post on Twitter from January 6th, 2013. Shout out. Okay. 12.3 p.m., zero comments, zero retweets, zero links. By Christian Mingle. Never. Never.

I like that. That's a good potential option. What's going out of your life on January 6, 2013? I was definitely in a sideboard, I'm not sure which one or how I'm having them. A sidewalk and I didn't have a cell phone, I think. Was it the one with a leg-shad-shad-a-shad or a different one? Oh yeah, that was at both times. One poit, one ed, ed.

If you're tweeting from the sideboard about Christian Mingle, I can't wait to see where this goes. Oh no. Let's see option one. Sex can wait. Try Christian Mingle. Wait, did I write that? Maybe. We're gonna find out. It's one of the three actions. Okay, I'm just saying, because that sounds like a joke I would write right now.

No worry, there's two more options. Oh no. Option two. Want a guy to call you mommy while these inside you? Try Christian Mingle. I know from experience. I wrote that. This is great.

Option three. Garden of eating that pussy. Try Christian Mingle. Comfortable saying the word was like that one. The moment to think about it, because Jason Soski will get a chance to guess first. Do either of you have a guess? I don't know which one it is, because Dana is the most erratic person I've ever met, especially with how you capitalize words and don't even space some out, which is fun.

I've got to say you said sex can wait. Sex can wait, try Christian mingle. I do feel like you would say that. I'm not saying that. I'm going to co-sign that, I do think it's the sex can wait part. Okay. Because, yeah, she doesn't like the word, say. And the second one was, I don't remember.

You think it's Garden of Eden? I like this. This is a confident man right here. This guy's been guarding to be eating some pussy. I can tell. Anybody else? Is anyone else having the thought? Anyone?

I could have been garden to be. You think it should have been guarding me. garden and thank you Mr. B. Thank you, Sasker's dad. We can read-tweet this. Dana, do you think you know what it is? Yeah. Which one? Okay, look, can I tell it? I think it's because when I was in senior year of high school, I went to this camp called Anytown and I was a really good actor, so the leave guy said hey Dana, why do you go up on stage and say no it wasn't that it was the sex can wait one. It was sexy. That's a key card. That's good. It is good.

You didn't say pussy. You didn't have a one tweet where you said, like my neck, my back, like my furry, furry place. So you're really uncomfortable. Why not? We'll send to the link after the show up. You know, all these nights you sell on my sharpie. This is just an organic hole.

I love this. Yeah. All right, Satsky, we're moving on to you next. All right, great. Does not have a Twitter, but does have a Facebook. I do. And this is a Facebook post from November 20th, 2017. Pretty good.

And this is really good. for between struggling to blank you got one laugh reaction at least out of that that sounds pretty good so what's going on at this point in your life you were in Birmingham so I was still in Birmingham 2017 what month was it November I believe I started stand-up that year and I'm wondering if this pertains to something I was trying to write or come up with like a joke or something Could be. Or if it's in November that's around Thanksgiving, it might have been struggling to give a shit.

Fair points. Now we're going to show the three options that we're taking another one. Chase and Dan and the audience. Got a chance to get us first. Option one. Struggling to understand how Chris Jenner can get three of her daughters pregnant at the same time. She's a witch. Oh, that's all Saskia.

That does not exactly like. Understand the appeal of a yellow bath bomb. Just looks like I whizzed the tub. Also feels like something. Very much. Yeah. It feels warm. It feels warm.

Option three. Picture any woman sucking Bill of Lehman's dick. I don't care if he was the president. He looks like he's never moisturized. Fuck, what a toss up. My God. Yeah. There is.

What do you guys even guess is? any guesses? I mean, I do feel like Saskia ends almost every sentence with she's a witch. So I think I'm just going to go with that. What I said was either that or you, you seem to do piss in the shower. I think we're like squat. She can really squat. She can do a good tight squat. She can do a good tight one. Yeah, that's all the videos of it. I watch kids on the splash pad all day doing this.

That's how I want to do that. Well, my official guess is that she's a witch. That's fair. And Dana did not guess and Cedda just talk about how nice Saskia looks when she squats to piss. So do you have a guess for us now? Uh, yeah. The witch one.

Okay? Yeah. She and Chase both think it's a wish. Audience, do you guys think it's a witch, or do you think it's something else? It was like the peak time of the Kardashians 2017. Very topical. It could be like helping my husband's skin a squirrel, but that's not up there. That's not up there.

Yeah, that was her dad. That was her dad. Her dad knows her more intimately than probably. We should have consulted you. We know that you were coming to the show. To be parent, he's probably the one comment she got. Probably, yeah. The comment was that you should have been supportive.

You should have posted about your husband's skin and a squirrel. Is that a euphemism for something sexy? Yeah, it's kind of like your furry, furry place. Nice job. Chase, harder. I think I have one tweet. You've got more than one tweet. Uh-oh.

Good news for us. Fuck, I don't have any longer. Hey, yo. You did not tweet for very long. You haven't been tweeting for very long. I gave up very quickly. Yes. And I can see why, based on the sweetly retro show.

This one is from May 24th, 2013. It got 96 views, but zero comments, zero retweets, and zero likes. And that's one's like being a straight way now. Oh, fuck. Yeah, did you know dot, dot, dot, blank? Oh, it's not going to be good. Yeah, what was going on in your life?

When was this? Well, right when this happened, you had 2020, May 24th, you were doing stand-up at the time. you get the picture of you on stage. Oh. This is after you were painting with all the colors of the wind. Yeah.

Fuck up, you bitch. God, shit. Give me a point for my time. May 24, 2023, I have no fucking clue what I was doing. I have no idea at all.

I was just existing. Okay. Well, we're going to see if you can guess, if you think you know, don't say until the end. Option one. Did you know your dad's dick

was smaller than average? I can show the pictures. Wow. 96 views, no comments. 95 DMs. Were pictures included with the tweet? No, there are pictures included with the tweet. That will give you that much right now.

Just threatening. Option two. Every ventriloquist has at least once put their penis in the hole. Oh, geez. This audience is more offended for the ventriloquist than the one for the Italians, I think, on that joke. Ventriloquist, I will not see if this Jeff Dunders. Jeff Dunham Slander on the stage sign.

Option three. Every dog can be a service dog with the right amount of peanut butter. That's what? Why do you rescue the three-legged dog? Because he doesn't run away fast. A good dog, he does. Is that a euphemism for something sexy? I'm referring.

So, Satsky Payne, do you have, are you going to lock into some guesses? Okay, what was the first one again? First one, Tilead, for the first one. Tyler, you can put the first one right up there. It was the... What was it? No, yeah, Dad penis, yes. Dad's penis and shorter than that person.

I'll show you. I'll show you pictures, yes. I think it's that one, just because I feel like you would be more judgmental about Dick Picks and that ventriloquism is like beneath you to even talk about or think about. And then the last one, I think you're allergic to peanut butter, so I think it's the first one.

Okay, that's fair. You're not allergic. I do, me. Dana, what about you? Okay. So if I had to prescribe any sexual fantasy to chase, it would be, it would involve dads and penises. So that's been talking about how much he loves, like, become supportive and stir-crazy. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna like, he looks dumb in the barretto.

That is a pangle hat. Don't you dare, don't you dare slaving the hat. Are you gay, Jerry? Shut up. Are you gay? Brach you in hats in front of me? He's not gay, but he would hold your dick in his mouth so this while I went down. Go ahead. You know what?

As much as I don't want to do it, as much as I don't want to do it, it's just to ask you a few extra points for that. That's what's what's what's what's we think this is? What do we think of everyone is? Peanut butter. Peanut butter. We got one person, hopeful that it's one. Chase, what do you think?

I know what it is, 100%. Yeah? It's the fucking peanut butter. Absolutely. You sick, fuck. Buck? This is great. Because then it looks like shit. And it's gonna kill the dog.

That's a hazel nut spread. No witnesses, Jay. Yeah. Crunchy or smooth. Well, I hope my juice is not crunchy. Wait, what did you say this? Bean about her knees. What did you do?

Well, yeah, the day is that fast enough. And this is why I'm gay now. Never shut the fuck up about your girlfriend. Folks, that is in Tweetin. This is a pretty good round. I think it's time for us to move on to our next round, though. This is a classic holiday game we play here at wrong. This is a game called The Nottie List.

Reason to be naughty, everybody. That's what the card says. This is a game where we're all familiar with the Nottie List, right? Santa's List of the little naughty people out there who are not getting the gift. We have some celebrities, some famously Nottie List. naughty people. Behind our wrong advent calendar, our contestants are going to pick a number off this advent calendar. Behind that, they will see a famously naughty person. Their job is to convince you, the audience, that that person gets to be taken off the naughty list. So you are doing,

imagine your Santa, all right? You're reporting back. They have to convince you. They don't convince you. They're staying on the naughty list. They're getting some fucking coal. We. We. are going to start off with Chase Harder. Chase. I'll do 17. Okay. 17. Legal agent can set balls.

Not here. It's 14. We can pick that number. Chase, behind door number 17, a couple of balls. Oh, Kevin Spacey! Yes, this man, he beat the charges, but he did not get off the Nautilus. They get off, though. You did get off.

And we can all respect that, can't we? We've all had... You blew out your back trying to suck your own dick, okay? We just have another person there. Okay? That's all I am. I think. I don't really come in it.

And I'll be honest, I was like... I knew I had to do something like this, but I was like, I just asked Chappoocheebt for a bland, a savior of anything. Right? And I was like, just to convince people why celebrities aren't bad. And immediately said, Taylor Swift and her private jet usage.

So she's worst is what I learned. Okay, and I'm flashing him. Okay, okay. And it's like a fucking hitman, just like, he's not that bad. That's a lotch line off for him. Jesus. Guys, do we think that Chase convinced you

is Kevin Spacey Alphenotti list? No. No. They were so sad. That's fair? I'll be honest, don't really know what he did. Did my best with what I had. Game stuff. This is why you can't...

He did some gay stuff, but honestly, that would have been helpful information to open with, Jay. I'm gonna let you unfold that one for yourself. All right. He did some other stuff. He started American Beauty, you won a couple of Oscars, then he did some weird gay stuff. Well, it sounds like I was never gonna win with these people anyway. By the way they reacted as no, they hate me, just for even mentioning his name in this room. Well, he's Italian, we didn't know that.

And then Kevin Spachey's. Listen to hell with him, Jay. He's Italian. Tyler, let's get that admin calendar back up on the screen. Soscia, where is it? 13, 13, 13. Agent being sent in Mississippi.

Oh, Phoenix, President, Jody Arias. Jody Arias. Jody Arias. She murdered her husband. She did. That was just his boyfriend. Busted boyfriend. Excuse me, sorry, just her boyfriend. I should have picked 13.

Yeah, she murdered boyfriend, lived right here in Phoenix. Did she, I forget, did she get her in her? No, no, she's in the prison here. She's in the prison here. Nice and nice for prison. But she could get out the Nadi list with your help, Sazia. Convinces audience. Absolutely.

It's only serendipitous that I just listened to a podcast about this. I don't know that you guys do this, but Jody Arias had to defend herself because she was picked by God to be in front. prison to help other women in prison and as you know it was not a murder it was a family tragedy okay and the I know we're I'm trying to play semantics with you I'm trying to appeal to your higher sensibility which is that most men are shit and we should kill them okay that's time thank you come Soskiya I was getting excited on the board good job

Sonskiya I know Dana Listen, let's get that anti-counter macot for you. Which, uh, which one's calling to you? 21. 21. Boring age. Nothing happens at 21. You can drink it legally.

Uh, it's Jen Shaw! Jen Shaw! Okay, let me tell you all about this bitch. Okay, let you tell us all about this bitch. Like, okay, she's in prison right now. She's a real, former real housewife of Salt Lake City. Yeah, and so she's committed fraud against all sorts of old people, which makes me very sad.

But fortunately, my doctor just put me on a mood stabilizer, so I don't feel shit. Chen Shah is about to get out of prison, and I think the reason we should support this lady take her off the night list is because she's been in prison for like two years, and she hasn't been able to get any plastic surgery or injectables while she's in there.

So I feel like... And she's been through a lot, so I support Jen Shaw all the way, and her hot husband and hot son, who I believe is older than 21. News is Jen Chah gets out of prison today. Two days. Came on her face and that's why she should feel. Yes. Excellent.

It's correct. She's out of prison. Is she got the naughty list? Yes. People just fucking weighing. I like this. Stop speaking for everybody. I mean, I don't know when I fucking lost this game?

It's bullshit. No, it's okay. We, since she did so bad, First time we're gonna give you one more chance. I don't know if I've got pop culture ever, so this is a fantastic, can I think 13? I don't take it. Shit, 13's already taken.

All right, all right, just 11. That has a dog. That does have a dog. Dog cute little booties. Write a letter to Santa. Let's see who's getting that letter. Get your peanut butter out. Oh, River is the fucking best,

because my brother was a deuce bag to me, but this man put him in pink underwear. in my own child. You didn't think he emasculate playing mask. It's bad people, like my family. Right? He choked off about it. Yeah.

Yeah. He pissed in my Hot Wheels bucket, and now he used to wear thong in the desert. That's time to ever exist. That's time. To all the trip was... And that brother has never come to a show. Fuck your brother.

We'll send him this. That is the naughty list, everybody. This is where Tyler would come up at the end of the game, but how is everybody doing as we go to the next round? All right, Dana, you're in their place with 1,000 points, and Chase, he just tied it up with Saskia. Twyter points. It's close, but it is still anyone's game going into the next round.

This is a brand new game. We're doing it here for only our second time here in Phoenix. Who likes Family Feud? You guys know Family Fears? Yeah. You're not black, though. That's true. My lips are.

Okay. I did think you were not white when I first met you. Well, I'm hoping to be the only person who I think has ever thought that. I think so. This is time to find out what the survey says about Phoenix. This is a game called Local Beef. Oh, shit. That's national bee.

Okay. So we spent our day at the Chandler Fashion Show Mall, which is not what it's called, but who fucking cares that? They're all sucks. They're very nice in Dillard. They're very nice. We asked 20 locals about the city of Phoenix and its surrounding suburbs. We have some questions here. Contestants, your job is to name the top answers on the board. If you say one of the most popular responses, you get points and you hear this sound. If you say one of the wrong answers, you hear this. Then who am I, my inner, Dennis Reynolds? Now, audience, if you feel like these guys need a little bit of help,

feel free to chance throw some answers out, and you guys are welcome to take their suggestions. Tyler, let's see our first beef. I did have a contextualizing piece of these questions. Did you really dress like that when you asked people the questions? Yes, he was. No, no, no, no, no, no, you asked him. I was asking you were dressed like that because I feel like they'd also go fuck yourself,

the matter of the question. Yeah, that's what I'm not asking the fucking bunch. You want to do like this? Absolutely. You're gonna think I'm just trying to jump a lobe's witness for something. Yeah. Glasses are giving BTK. Yeah.

It's every Dommer, actually. I got Ed Gein, I got Dommer, I got all those guys. Is he BTCK with a K-pop group? Yeah. He got nominated for a Golden Globe, I think, for the best animated feature. Time on. I don't see no jar. That first question.

Let's see that first question. It's so hot in Phoenix, I'd blank for air conditioning. We have the top three answers. Dana, we're going to start off with you. Are we working together up here for this one? We're going to go down the line. Okay, but we want you guys to all get all these. Dana.

Say again. It's so hot in Phoenix, I'd blank for air conditioning. I'd go stand on. a corner in Maryvale and let whatever happen to happen. That is a very long answer. A lot could happen. Audience, do we think that's a good answer? No.

Okay. That is an answer. It's close, but it's not quite there. Sasky, let's move on to you. What do you think? It's so hot in Phoenix, I blank for air conditioning. Share my fentanyl. Share my fentanyl.

I'm not sure my fentanyl. That's a good answer. I think judges? Yes. It's the best answer. Oh wow, he's putting a lot of... Oh, if you're going to answer, it's close, but not quite there. Chase...

I mean, who wouldn't suck a dick for a little sweat for the chill? It's so hot in Phoenix. Let's see, suck a dick! Yeah! Yeah! The number one answer. That is the number one answer.

Six people said they would fuck or suck a dick for air conditioning. Absolutely. Dino, Rokieckiecky, we still got some options on the board. I just know out on Phoenix I blink for air conditioning. Have a sleepover with Kerry Lake. That's just something to dick. It's not on the board. Unfortunately that is it. And audience, you know, we're in see the three options here. When you see it on the board, just let me pay the food.

Let's get it out together. Number three, star. Number two. That's good. You guys are figuring it out. Now you kind of hope. Number two. Name something. from the desert landscape that you can use as a dildo in a pinch. We have got the top four answers on the board. Top four answers are on the board. Tyler, the top four answers are on the board. He's Googling Italian.

He's just Googling Italians. Swarro Capted. Swarrow Cat. I like this. I was going to say, Achola. You guys are both being pricks. You are the first person who guess, you want to go with cactus?

Yeah, I'll do cactus. I want the skeleton of the cactus specifically. Okay. We're getting specific. Beacon nerds. Show me cactus. That is the number one answer on the board. One.

Seven people said cactus. Chase, we got three more answers on the board. What do we got here? Name something from the desert landscape you could use as a dildo in a pitch. Rocks. That's booing. Yeah. around in there, you know, that's a good time.

Show me a rock! I'll tell you, people who are the dogma are freaks. I'll tell you, we can show this one, because that is the number four answer on the board. We can... We figured out how to make that part work. How about it? Suggestion here?

Remember, yes, and. I mean, you know, it isn't every day that one of your best friends' dads yells at donkey dick while you're on stage show, I will take it. Let's see, is donkey pick on the board? I thought it wasn't out. We had a donkey, we had roadrunner, we had woodpe. We're just going to say? Sure.

A tweaker. Oh. Well, that's not a little more but good news. You don't have to worry about it. They are animals. Hey, Alex, with a few of those animals. We can tell. It shows.

Thank you. I wear it on me well. Saskia, there's only one option left. Okay. Name something from the desert landscape you could use as a dildo. A pitch. Something from the desert landscape. Uh-huh.

I could use. accidental dough in a inch. I have done the shop, I just got a grab one's there. Grab it go. And there is little tiny chipmunk. That's like an animal. Oh, wait, that's not okay. Too much time.

Five are. I think that was Max that did that fucking max. Chase, I'm gonna go with a tumbleweed. Oh. Tumblewood. Good hand. One person. Two people are trying to fuck with the tumbleweed.

Tyler didn't look at least. be a lot of it. Dana, that all comes down to you. A WAMO card. Show me a Waymo. That is not on the board. Number three answer that is on the board. Zootity, Junity.

Oh, they don't grow here. Yeah, because. Let's move on to our next question, Tyler. Are you? Are you? No. There's this one right there. This is a picture.

Can we watch? He can suck that and not his own dick. What's up that pinch of a bottle? Just suck that pinch of bottle truck. We've been in Scottsdale are most likely to see a plastic surgeon to get a new blank.

Top four answers are on the board. I like, you're sitting tits right out to the Yatsowski. You're going to take the suggestion. I like the suggestion and I'm going to layer something on it. Any menu item from Villabirdo's on their tits. Show me that big, bean, tittings. Let's show us.

All right, uh, Chase, name something that women in Scottsdale are most likely to see plastic surgery bottle in the name. I-d-a-d-a-a-a-a-dina, yeah. Chill the fuck out, dude. Like how you said, it made me like vagina even less. But tell me what you said. I'm not taking that suggestion, although we might come back to it. Dana needs something, but we'll leave it for her.

But, but... But-tina? Relax. I will say, I think it's because... because you keep posting selfies as they want new lips, new luscious lips, just like you, Jay. Show me. Now that could be vagina too.

If that's up there, those are also mixed. They also have your lips. Shrary lips, nose, and other parts of the face. We're all on that, we're on number five, the number two answer. Dana, we got two more left. The number three and number four options. Women's hats are most like they see five,

search and get a new what? A new daddy. Oh, no. That's a guy who wants to get a huge. What do you think? Dana, what's your guess? Daddy. A new daddy. Show me daddy.

My Christian Eagle, there. Sasky, it's back to you. It's back to me. I think we've already used up all the face things, all the face first. I will say that there, I'll give you a clue, there's one other face thing left on here that was so specific that people mention the multiple times. Oh.

Is it there the lines in their face? Nose, honey. They're, shut up! No, nose was already out there. He said nose. Show me face lines. Like wrinkles. That's one.

Do you. That's fucking right, so. All right. What your penis? Oh, yes. Wait. Yes. Chase?

Chase? The right ass is being a BB out. We didn't we weren't thinking about this. Only the man was thinking about asses. Only the man didn't think about asses. This is a ass a good answer. Tyler, let's see, ass. We've got one item left.

It is a part of the face, but it is not the nose. It is not the lips. I still think it's the bubble time. And it's not the fate. It's not the lines above the eyes. Dana. The left. What is that?

Whatever Tyler interprets it to be. It's something that like Brad and Cooper got it and that he went from being hot to Oh wow what you talk about Zach? I'm gonna fucking ass you know Tyler is what Bainas said on the board it's it's close it's yeah three people said new island specifically and four here are minutes who's it's next Cheriso soaked tiddies that's what this place is all about we got a few more questions Tyler, our next one, which STD are you most likely to catch from someone in Phoenix?

Oh, God. We have our top five answers on the board. That was a great bird sound. It's okay. You were going to guess first. Okay, thank you. There are five answers on the board. Which SDD are most likely to catch for someone in Phoenix?

Simple and he's rampant. Okay, Syphilis, it's rampant. Simplice, it's rampant. Syllis. It's rampant. I love that that came from the woman that was. vagina. We'll see Syphilis.

Right? Syphilis. And every other thing. And everybody was like to celebrate. Let's see Syphilis. It's going to be, we're going to sell that as merch after the show. This is the game that I think is probably going to get us banned from YouTube once and for all. Chase, what's your CD most likely the captioned something in Phoenix?

We love, we're in a comedy show you guys been clapping this whole time. It's got to be to clap. Show me to me, yeah. Show me, yeah. The number one answer. I'm not saying that twice. Wasn't me.

Draw your creepy tears, go ahead. Dana. Dana? Yeah, I think we have a lot of creepy crawlies here in the state, so I'm gonna say crabs. Crabbs. Yeah, delusions.

Crabbs. Is it on the board? We got two options, two guesses left. We have three still on the board. I'm going gonorrhea. Gotaria. Let's show me gotaria. You can hold a little bit on.

Gotore is done. All right. We've got the number four and number two answers left on the board. Chase. I know you asked someone while I walked past here and they just said get AIDS and walked the way. It has to be up there. I'll take the high five on that one.

Show me AIDS. HIP! We'll take it. Close enough. We know syphilis is number three. Zastia, or did Dana? Excuse me, Dana. Number two, you still have a chance to guess.

What is the number two? Most popular STE to catch your face. Herpes. Herpes. Oh, how do you think of it? I was totally going to say that before they said it, but I told me herpes. Show me herpes.

Herpes. I think Chris saw that guy. Statistically, most of his audience has herpes. Make some noise for yourself! She works in a house because she has a reason. See, I just wanted to fit in as soon as I cut that job in the hospital. They sanitize these mics, right? We got two questions left.

This next one, name the person you most want to throw into the Grand Canyon. Oh. Mother love. We have the top four answers on the board. This is in general. This is a general sort of answer. General, some of them, some people said some Arizona stuff, some people did... In most.

Saskia. Charlie Kirk. She didn't say that. Yeah. Charlie Kirk, is he up there? Nope. Throw out there. He actually...

Through the neck. And Charlie Cook got it on there. on there, number three, number two on there. Chase. Well, let's just keep him as late, Donald Trump. Show me Donald Trump. The number one answer, a very liberal one. You know what liberal at ball was?

Me and my wife, we're both white, despite what name of things. We were sitting there and we asked some people these questions, and when we said, name the person most want to throw it to the grand cam, and they both looked at us and did like a double take, and they were like, how did you guys vote? Just to make sure.

We got two answers left to the board. Dana, what do you think all these two minutes? Nick Reiner. Okay. The guy who brought Ryner's son just murdered him. Is he on the board?

Oh, sorry. Not on the board. Not a very educated, culturally way. I won't have what she's having. Not stand by thee on that one time. No, thank you. That's fine. Okay, all right, who were we throwing into the Grand Canyon?

Let's pick a woman this time. Who's the... who's the... Who's the... Show me carried her. No, we threw her in the lake. We carried her right to the little hand. Jeez. I have one that I forgot.

And now I'm gonna pull you guys. What do you guys think? We want to learn in Grand Canyon. Is there like a broad? There's... Are you guys in Braw? There's some broad ones off and there's like the in-law. He was like in-laws, anyone from ASU?

Did you go to med school? Tell me what else, but I'm not going to have. I'll go with family. I'll go with family. I'll go family. You got a family, any specific family member you only know with? My brother. My brother.

Is it? Chase is or anyone's brother? The last two answers. Ask the whore he cheated on me. What is it? My axe and the whore he cheated on me with. I got him off the Naut of his. the Nadi-West stuff, so I think no one was on that way.

That's good. What just replace him with just generically people from California? Oh, that was really. Hey, hey, I'm generic people from California. That's in Arizona sentiment, not my personal sentiment. Yeah, that's fair. We got one question left. Let's see it.

What's something you can say in bed, but not at the Charlie Kirk Memorial? Salvia. Oh, shit. Start me. Something I can say in bed, but not at the, Charlie Kirk Memorial. Top three answers from what? I'm gonna see, hmm, I like, I wanna say that one.

Let's try, I hope you don't mind a little blood. I hope. Do you like this answer? That's right, okay. Okay, Jayce, what that neck dude? A neck do. Neck do. Neck references was the number one answer.

We got number two, number three, Dana. What's something you'd say bad but not at the Charlie Kirk Memorial? I would kill for some dick right now. You shut down on Grindr. Oh, I'm going to know it. That is a great point. It's another floor. And it's Sasky, we're going back to you.

Okay, something that you could say in bed, but not at the Charlie... Kirk. ...memorial. You've got a valid point. Show me you got... That is close, but not quite there. Let's see the rest of our options. Number three...

Is this better? Option two. I never come home. Give me a head. The test is going to tally up the points. But now, we're almost done for the show. We're almost out. We've got to make sure you guys want to come back and see this again.

Because we will be back in Phoenix. You guys are great crowd. You guys be great. We want to see you come back to see the show again. We want to tell your friends. But we're going to make sure you get out of here on a nice note with your cleaned, wholesome pallets. Sorry. and cleanse yourself with the palate cleanser around. I'm doing the splits.

Okay. You're stuck here when I did it. I need to borrow the YOAD BB after the show. All our contestants are going to tell one clean, wholesome joke to get out of here before the show is done. We're going to go all night. He's great. Okay, yeah, don't know you. We're going to start off with Chase Harder.

Everybody makes fun for Chase. This is all conspiracy theories. I don't know about you guys. I'm obsessed with conspiracy theories. One of my favorite things of all time. And my favorite one is that birds aren't real. Have you heard that? That birds aren't real?

Oh, my God. So stupid, but fun. And it got a lot out of hand. We actually threw a pigeon into jail. I don't know if you saw it. So you go home, look it up. It's true. We threw a pigeon into jail.

We even denied it to fail because there was like a huge flight vest. I know. So messed up. So messed up. And we thought it was a child. A tiny spy. Okay, that's why I was in jail in the first place. But after I thought about, I would jail that pigeon too.

Guys, if there was ever a bird to overthrow government, it'd be a pigeon. They're known for their cooos. What's not to love? Dad jokes are still alive. Yeah. Just for you, Dad. Let's have a clean, wholesome joke for our next contestant. Saskia B. Makes course for Saskatier B.

My favorite, like, my favorite, like, whole, whole joke is, joke is what did the fish say when he ran into the wall? What? Damn. My husband and I always had the same argument the first few years because he wanted to sleep with a white noise machine in the bedroom and I said absolutely not because I hate country music. I'm a good video, everybody.

I'm taking great. Tina wants to jump from Dana Wilson. Thanks for Dana, everybody. On the year 2025 and tell my kids, thank you. God, you're still in that test tube. Helen. I hope you tallied up all the points because it's time to give out some prizes to our comics and audience members. Let's give them out. That top prize, this comes to the woman that kept saying for China.

I got you, I got you. This is Thrive. What on Earth will it take? Thrive is an un-conventional documentary that lives to be alone what's really going on in our world. By following the money upstream covering the global consulate. global consolidation of power to nearly every aspect of our lives. I don't know how they broke up. That's for you, which I was a red spanned and I did this gentleman right here. Spoken with the whole crowd.

You get this prize. Birth 2012. No, wait. Birth 2012. Hey, Jay, I don't know who you want to give this to. No, we're going to into the dad. Oh, the dad is. It's a play out of, reach your soul.

Okay, all right. Turn it down just a little bit. All right, turn it back to the place with 1700 points. Right, DeKhose! Great prize! Women and Money! Suzy Arbett! It's still out. Thank you, thank you. In second place, Sussie Meele, thank you, Eric Pogh.

This is great bride by Marshall Hiller, Make Your Dreams Come True. It was featured on the Oprah Show as the passion expert. Wow, that's for you. Oh, wow! You're gonna love this, this is actual movie. It's James Harder of 21, The Oscar-winning movie for Best Picture, Crash.

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