WRONG! A Fucked Up Game Show - #REPARATIONPUSSY (ft. Fatimah Taliah, Ryan Nesen, Yassir Lester)

Episode Date: February 28, 2025

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Hello everybody. Welcome to another episode of Wrong, a fucked up game show podcast edition. I'm your host Jay Light. Thank you for your patience. Yes, it has been a minute since we've released one of these. No, I don't have a good excuse. Get off my fucking back. I'm very excited that you're here. This is our most recent episode that we recorded in February at the Comedy Store. This one features Fatima Talia, Yasser Lester, and Ryan Nesson. It's a kick-ass episode. You are going to love it. I had a blast recording it.

You want to come see us live. We are back at the Comedy Store tomorrow. You're listening to this today. You come see us March 1st. First Saturday of every month. That's currently our site at the Comedy Store, 11.45 p.m. You can get tickets in the show notes. If you're listening, guess what?

Put in the promo code wrong at checkout. You'll get 50% off your tickets because you're in the know. because you're here, you're listening. So hopefully I see you tomorrow. And if you're not there tomorrow, then we will be back in San Diego soon. We've got some more show dates coming up, the full show calendar, four upcoming dates. I will put a link to that in the show notes as well. We've got some cool stuff coming up, so keep your eyes peeled.

But for now, ladies and gentlemen, after far too long, let's get wrong. Makes no nice for man in the corner, Tyler Meznorich. my score deeper, my announcer. We're excited to have you guys here. Who likes game shows? Makes noise to be like it. Now on most game shows, you want people to do things right. Not here. Here, we want people to do things wrong.

Yes! Now we got one guy to do it. We got to get everybody to do it now. We don't want people to do things wrong. That is wrong. You sound like 500 people, not 15 people. This is great news. I like the sound of you guys already. This is great.

You guys are in for a treat. We got a lot of stuff tonight, because this is a fucked-up game show. We are going to cover some fucked-up topics tonight. We are going to go into some uncomfortable places. I saw how you reacted to Noah said about the dad dicks. This might not be the show for you, but we're going to try. Because we're going to have our comics.

We've got some of the best comics in the city. Nate, the world here tonight to talk about what they think is fucked up. We've also found some fucked up things for their past. We went to their social media. We found things they probably thought they deleted. I know. We commit psychological warfare against our lineup tonight. That's what the show is all about.

We're gonna have a great time doing it because we're here to celebrate the things that are wrong. We're gonna start off. Actually, Tyler, we have a segment that is an audience. You guys are gonna be winning prizes. Of course, our comics and prize, but you guys win prizes the audience. We got great prizes. Tyler, tell us about our prizes tonight.

Well, we have a special prize. It's been a rough time for LA, so we wanted to go the extra amount for our audience, specifically our front. round. So we have nine copies of the bench by Megan, the Duchess of Sussex. We have a sticker on the back. 1899 was the valuation. It's a child's story about benches before they had the blockers, so almost people were getting to sleep on that. And that's for you. That's for our audience. We love you.

I love this. We are here. We have prizes also, as you see inside the books, we prize this from Maxwell. Farms, our fine sponsor, Fine Preveyor. Who likes drugs? Good news. You guys have a chance to win some drugs throughout the show, especially right now, because it's time to find out who had the worst week. We asked you guys

to fill out some cards on the tables. Talk about who had the worst week out of everybody in the audience. We have a couple contenders. We're going to start off with Fulton. Fulton. Where are you at, Fulton? Right here. Very nice. Look like you do a lot of molesting on golf course with that outfit, Fulton.

Very nice, very good. Fulton, you wrote a bunch of gibberish. Round skibbitty did tormented me. What does any of that mean, Fulton? There's someone that lives in my building. He chases after me. He's very round. He's a scooter.

And he says, buy skibbitty toilet. And then he runs away. And he makes a bunch of sexual moaning noises from the other side of the hallway. I'm... You live with him? You hear the sexual moaning from the round Skibbitty kid? Yes. Nine?

Or just like a really, really, like, long... Either way, not great. A large 12. I like the set. I think we should safely assume that he's a large 12. I don't think that's a fair point. Fulton, this is good. I hope that you are either continually or no longer tormented

by the large 12 skibbity child moaning at you in your building. But we're going to see if you had a worst week than our other contender, Aiden. They're at the same fucking table. There's one more Aden than the Aydon, so there's actually two Aden's. There's two A-I-D-A-N? A-I-D-A-N? Yeah. Okay.

Sorry. Sorry to the gasp. A-D-N, your worst week is Midnight Shits, man. Yeah. That's what it was. How many midnight shits did you have? had to be at least four or five and one night though

one night oh so you're not like counting down like it's New Year's Eve five four three okay what did you eat that gave you the midnight shit I tried to sneak in like a pot pie before like bedtime you're already off

piece by saying I snuck in a pot pie I got like these small pot pies that I can heat up and then I was like I'm a little hungry but not DoorDash hungry I'm like small pop pie hungry. And I threw it down and it didn't stay down. It did not stay down and Aiden had four all those pot pies came out. How many pot pies did you eat? Just one. So you had more shits than pot pies that you put into your body, Aiden. You can't shit one. Tell that to the large 12. I bet the

large 12 year old could probably figure out how to do that. Well, we're going to see which of our our two gentlemen here is going to win the worst week. Folks, do we think that Fulton had the worst week? Do we think that Aiden had the worst week? Ooh, Tyler. I don't know. I think it's going to go with Midnight Shitter. The Midnight Shitter gets some prizes. Don't worry, both of you guys get prizes.

Tyler, tell them what they won. All right, for the Skibbidi-Doo Toilet guy, you get this Smokey Joe's Cafe DVD, the Songs of Lieber and Stoller. I don't know what it is exactly. There's a DVD of, they sing musicals? And you got a strawberry muffin from, from, Maxwell Farms.

Follow them on Instagram. Maxwell Farms. And for Aiden, you get the office, season two, Disse 3. Somebody stole it from the blockbuster that has an address on there too. And you get some mushrooms.

Wow, mushrooms. I might throw this for you. I took some and I watched it more. It was fun. It was a great time. Don't worry. You guys all still have chances to win Maxwell Farms prizes, so keep up the good work audience.

I got you guys taking care of. But for now, let's go ahead and meet our contestants. It's time to find out what they think is fucked up. With a round we like to call, let's get fucked up. And we clap, yes, we clap. We're doing it right. This is good. I'm very excited.

We got a bunch of great comics on tonight. Your first contestant, all of our contestants, by the way, we've asked them to do their most fucked up material. Yeah. The sound of this, I like this. I like this. You know, let's get Melanie a prize right now, too, because she's very fucking excited for the dark, fucked up shit.

I want to pre-roll. There you go. Make some noise. Now, we've asked them to do their most fucked up jokes. They might be dark. They might be dirty. But they will definitely be... Yes, they will be wrong.

That's the first time that's happened all years. Somebody said the correct thing during that show. You know what? Let's give him a prize. Put it in your Zins. You figure it out. Do they have those? Do they have Zin pouches that are weed yet?

I feel like, yeah, you guys got to make them. Figure it out. Maxwell Farms. The Maxwell Farms will figure it out. Small business innovators. All right, guys, let's go ahead and get to our contestants. Let's see what they think is fucked up. Our first contestant has canceled on doing this show. Not once, but twice.

So let's see if he is worth the wait. Please make some noise. For Yasser Lester, Everybody, make some noise. You guys, give it up for everybody who's seeing as far. Get it up for Jay and Tyler and Daisy Green. Okay. Here's something to know about me.

My mom is a proud black woman from Berkeley, California. Here's a little curveball for you. My father, not a lot of people knew this. My father is a Palestinian man from Palestine. from Palestine. Say something about it. I'm just kidding. You know, a Palestinian or Palestine as a term didn't mean much 16 months ago when I told people, right? I'd be like, I'm half Palestinian. People would be like, Panamanian? Like, nope, that's, what? What? Like the canal? And now I tell people I'm Palestinian and who boy? People want to chat, you know?

And you know who wants to chat the most about me being Palestinian Uber drivers. Uber drivers want to talk to your boy about the struggle. The bummer, I think, honestly with all of it, is, you know, Uber drivers, like, can see you and know your name. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, you can't just, like, get into an Uber and, like, wear, like, shades in a hat and you're like, don't, you know what I'm saying? Like, they have your name and a picture of you before you get in. And I can see the Uber driver as I'm approaching hella hyped that they're about to talk to me. You know what I'm saying?

So it's like, it's like four-third in the morning. I've got, like, my rolling luggage, and I can just see them in the front seat. Like, ooh, boy, it's like going down. Me and this passenger, we're about to vibe, you know? Like, oh, God. Same thing happens every single time, y'all. I get in these Ubers. Uber's really excited to see.

And they do the thing, it's like the verbal version of like a guy trying to sneak his arm around a woman at the movies. They're just kind of like, hey, yes sir, that's like a weird name, huh? Where's a name like that from? Yeah, sir, I've never even heard of that name, you know? And I have to be like, I know what you're doing, you know. I am from Marietta, Georgia. But again, I know what you're asking. Yeah, there's a Palestinian name.

I am half Palestinian. My father's Palestinian. And they're like, yes, yes! Oh my God, I knew it! I knew you were half Palestinian. Let me tell you why I hate the Jews! And I'm always like, whoa! Let me go first.

The best! Like I can tell that joke forever and still have a job in Hollywood, right? Like, no, I don't get... My career won't be affected at all. Feels like I can just keep doing that one. It's weird though. It's a weird time, right? And I guess like I've been really thinking about it.

So I'll ask you guys the question. What do you think has been a worst time in recent American history? Do you think now, we'll just say like the past 16 months, has this been the worst time? Or has, was 2020 a worst time? What do you guys think? You say 2020? You say 2020? You said the past few?

I think right now has been way worse. because like we don't talk about it enough, but 2020 low-key, a vibe. You know what I'm saying? Like, 2020-low-key hidden as a time in American history. Two major dope things happened in 2020. First one, the thing we all loved, clearly,

the race war. Loved the big race war of 2020, right? Here's my issue. with the race war. It started out noble and then it was fun for a little bit and then it kind of just went off the rails.

And you was white people. You guys probably felt it way more. But... Because you guys were being asked a lot. Or being asked a lot of, you know? Because what happened was that first it was like, you know,

terrible things happened. There were police shootings and black people We were like out in the streets like, hey, cops, stop shooting us. And then like, I don't know, like, I guess because like white people had Instagram, it was like the first time they ever saw black people or something. And so like, they're like, wait, like the cops are shooting y'all. Like the cop give us kisses, you know? I don't know.

The cops are mean to you guys? And we're like, yeah. And they're like, are you sure they don't give you $10 when they pull you over? That's what happens to us. They give us a $10 voucher to gold corral. You're like, $10 isn't even that much to Golden Corral, by the way. So that's how it started. And like everyone was like in a big, like there was harmony within the races, right?

And we were all out in the streets like, yeah, cops, stop killing black people. And everyone was like, yeah. And then like, I feel like black people were kind of like, yo, like how, let me see if I can get a little bit more out of this, right? and they were like, I don't know why I'm asking you to do this, but like cops stop killing us, but also posted Black Square on your Instagram. And white people were like, okay, like I'm just, I'm doing this out of fear, but okay.

Which is fine, by the way. Like, we should all be doing things out of fear all the time, you know? So I got that. But then this is where I think things really took a turn for black people, and we messed up big time. We were so close, you know. And so it was like, at first it was, you know, cops stopped shooting us. Then it was black square.

And then, you know, at one day at a protest, everyone was like, you know, like, black lives matter. And then there was just some nigger in the back of the protest, like, yeah, and also make the little mermaid a little black girl. And like all of us, black and white, were like, wait a second, what? Maybe not that. And he was in the back still like, yeah, make sure her hair is still red. And like some Disney executive was like, oh, I'll do that. Like, I'm not going to stop. I'm not going to stop the cops, but I can make a black little mermaid.

You know, like, I'll do that and the crab will still be Jamaican. That guy, that actor was like, yes, man, all right. Is that Jamaican or is that Middle East? I don't know. Okay, last thing is clearly the other thing that was really dope about 2020, COVID, couldn't get enough of it. My favorite thing about COVID was specifically the first two weeks. And it was because we all had the same experience.

We were all masked up. We had gloves on. We were just walking around like surgeons. Like don't look at anyone. That's how you get it. You know, like, just like totally freaked out. And they were doing that thing at grocery stores where they'd only let like a few of you in at a time. Right?

You guys remember that? My favorite memory is like day 10 of COVID. I'm in there buying cereal. And we all had this experience where like, You're trying to buy something. And, like, everyone's being cool and normal and giving space, but, like, some weird redneck from, like, Santa Clarita or, like, Valencia has, like, somehow, like, made their way into the store as you're, like, buying beans.

And they're like, look at you, boy! Scared to the fake Chinese virus? For what reason? The media has been lying to you. Nothing's going to happen. Goodbye, dweeb. And then two weeks later, that guy would die. And you're like, that rules.

God is real, and this is his punishment. All right, you guys, thank you. Bye, I love you. Hell yeah. All right, folks, let's go ahead and keep things going. Our next contestant is a former Roast Battle World Champion, which no one gives a shit about. Make some noise for Ryan Nesson, everybody.

You see two white guys trying to do a cool handshake just now? We couldn't do it. fucking ridiculous. My name's in lights. I made it, everybody. I did it. Former roast battle world champion. That meant so much to none of you. I am Jewish, so I feel weird following master now. In true Jewish fashion, I'm just occupying land that Palestine was once on. We're off to a good start. It is good to be here. You guys are, it's good to be alive. I almost died in the fires. Anybody else? Yeah, I almost died in the fires.

And it's 100% my fault. I just kept ignoring the text messages to evacuate. Like I kept getting them, kept ignoring them, because they had that little link to follow, to go see what to do. And I was like, I'm not clicking that link. Because I know if I do, it's just going to be a picture of that black dude with his dick hanging out.

From COVID, fuck that. I would rather burn to death. I would rather. That guy's name is Wood, by the way. So that's kind of ironic. Could he used him to put out some fires with that giant hose. It was, I don't know, was anyone else glued to the TV just watching helicopters, like they were athletes? I felt so autistic.

I was just like, cheer. I'm like, go helicopter. Yeah. Which was night. I mean, it's good to see helicopters be the good guy again, like, in L.A. after the whole Kobe thing, you know? So. I, uh, immigration. You guys followed immigration?

There's this only fan star that's like trying to sleep with a thousand guys. Have you guys heard about her? Okay, so she just got detained by immigration. And they were like, hey, if you fuck a thousand guys, we're going to deport you. Which is crazy. Like right now, she is super upset with immigration. But after fucking a thousand dude, she's going to be begging for ice. You know what I'm saying?

Got a joke. It's funny. I've seen a picture of some hot chick that's getting deported. and everyone's up in arms about it. They're all like, you can't deport her. It's funny. America doesn't want to deport all the illegal aliens, just the ugly ones, is what I'm finding out.

So I say we should put Donald Trump back to his real business, and we just do a beauty pageant to decide who stays in the country. And we could still call it Miss America. Because if you get kicked out, you're going to miss America. I am married to a narcissistic Mexican woman, Everything out of those girl's mouth, just, aye, aye, aye. I love her. Love this girl.

She's a little too political for me lately, though. She's like, always talking about Roe versus Wade. You know, she's just like, Roe versus Wade, Roe versus Wade. Roe versus Wade. And I'm like, babe, stop. I don't care how your family got here, you know? Ro, Wade, backstroke. We're trying to have a kid right now, and I just found out I got a low sperm count.

This guy laughs. He guy loves it. Fuck you, you shit your pants four times in the middle of the night. Laugh at me. No, I just found I got low sperm count. Like, not officially. I didn't take a test. But I haven't gotten a Mexican woman pregnant.

So, I feel like that's got to be me, right? I feel like that's got to be my swimmers because her family's full of great ones. It's embarrassing not getting a Mexican woman pregnant. It's like trying to commit suicide and missing. Just fucking. I believe I probably do have like a low spurb, like low T energy just in general. Like I've never been a dude that beats the pussy up.

Anybody, any guys sitting here that beat the pussy up? No? Yeah, me either. I've maybe at best given the pussy a light bully. Maybe like a nougie or an Indian burn of the pussy. Just fucking get over here. You'd have friends we'd go out. They'd like, I'm going to fuck something tonight.

I'm a fuck something. I'm like, you mean someone, right? And they're just like, nah. Something. Hey, shit, I should be careful I put my hot pocket then. It's definitely the most fuckable food, right? It's like a little pepperoni pocket pussy.

This guy's going to go home night and fuck his pot pie. I'll show you what's the most fuckable food. Just don't put it in for more than two minutes or it explodes. And I'm not talking about the pot pie. This guy has nothing. I've been traveling a lot lately. I just got back from London.

You guys have been to London? Yeah, it's cool, man, because, you know, it's foreign, but they speak English. And their words mean different things. Like out there, they call cigarettes. The same thing we in America call people that smoke vapes. And that's pretty cool. It gets confusing.

I was out on a patio and some guy was like, a bouncer comes up to me, I'm smoking, and he's just like, hey, no, fags on the patio. It's like, Jesus, how could you tell? Is it the way I'm holding it? Like, this fucking... Last time I smoke a Virginia slim.

Leave you guys with this. I have a gay friend in a wheelchair. Thank you. No. And we like to call me avocado. Because we're not sure whether he's a fruit or a vegetable. Yeah, he doesn't like that joke that much either.

He's always like, Ryan, calling me a fruit. Is I calling a black person the N-word. I was like, whoa, dude, that's not the same. I'm not afraid of you. All right, guys. Thank you very much. You've been a lot of fun.

I'll see you later. All right. Fuck, yes. We got our final contestant. She had an uncredited role as a slave in Django Unchained, which we only know because she added it to her own IMDB page. Please make some of them. for Fatima Talia everybody.

No I didn't. What the fuck? I didn't add in myself. I was a slave though. It was a fun role. What's going on y'all? I hate when white people come up and be like, she was a slave. What? All right, we're supposed to tell shady jokes. I'm crazy. And I found out through a man, as we all do, ladies, we find out through a man. I am, I trust this dude's place, like. last year. Yeah. I felt good about it though. Nobody laughed but I didn't give a

fuck. He deserved it. He deserved it. I feel like this is like I feel like men first of all I'll tell you men cheat ladies they cheat even if they ugly. They be cheating like in the movie Ray remember how he was cheating on all his wives you like he can't even see what the fuck he was checking bitches wrist to see who was good enough to cheat on bitches with you like what's going on I think it's weird cheat on me, though. I know y'all thinking, like, oh, she's pretty, or whatever. No, I have six personalities. I was like, none of us was good enough for this man. How? He cheated on all six of us. That's crazy. We all trying to heal. All six of us was in therapy trying to figure some shit out.

I don't know. No, I feel like healing is boring, though. Don't do it. No, I feel like healing is mad boring. Like, I missed the old version of me. Like, I'm better down. Like, I'm better down. I ain't trash in no places no more, but I tell you this, though. Ain't shit like telling a man you gonna kill yourself, he'll text you back fast enough. It's fun. I'm gonna kill myself. He's like, oh my God, what?

I don't know, that's kind of fun to me. I don't know, it's a rush. It's a rush to pretend to die. Whatever. I feel like no adrenaline rush is better than throwing a PlayStation off a balcony. Like some people go skydiving. I just was like, I throw this shit off the balcony.

Because like there are couples out here that it'll be like, oh, I just, I want to create memories with him. I want to like, you know, take pictures, have that. Everybody want to do the like Christmas pajama picture, right? I feel like I want to be the picture in your mind for the rest of your life. Like I feel like once I throw a playstation of a balcony, you would never forget a bitch like me. I'm the picture in your mind for the rest of your life. You would get married and still be like, oh my God, remember her? Like I'm so bad.

Your kid is a dress up as me. on Halloween, bitch. Scare him forever. No, I feel like, I feel like being toxic is mad fun. Like being a nice girl is whack. Like, you be nice and be like, oh, we're not meant to be together. He'll click. What is that?

Like, what? Fuck up his life. Teach him a lesson. Like any woman that's in here, Mary, like, you're welcome. He met me first. And now he's a good man. That's all I'm saying. No, it's true.

I feel like women, it's men's fault, though. I blame them. Because if you, women, we were raised to, like, be like, let's fall in love. Like, Disney movies make us think that that could be the case. Like, look at The Little Mermaid. Somebody was just talking about that. Like, all she thought, I just needed legs. All I need his legs to get a man.

I feel like a man is Ursula. Like, we'd be happy. And they'd be like, let me steal her happy voice. Let me take it. So we'd be like, ah, I'm so happy. And he'd be like, keep singing, bitch, keep singing. So eventually the song changes like, ah, I'm not safe. I'll kill us both.

Don't play with me. I don't know. I feel like sometimes you gotta do this shit. Like men need real wake-up calls. Like I feel like a lot of women be out here trying to be nice. I'd be out here being like, your dick is small. Who told you that this was good? I don't know.

I'm sick of that, ladies, too. Stop it. Stop moaning when it ain't necessary. You ruin it for the rest of us. Tell him to get off you and be like, sir, I gotta go, this is crazy. Now you fucking up my life. I blame the bitch before me.

I don't know. No, I think dark things right now. Trump is president, I'm excited, y'all excited. It's been to be a funny-ass year. It is. No? I mean, I'm from Chicago, so I feel like, yeah. I feel like when I come from Chicago,

everybody thought Obama was gonna be the first real nigga that runs the country. Unfortunately, it was a white man with a fucked up wig. He ran the country like Sosa Boy the first time. I don't know how he got in again. I don't know. I feel like he was the only president we ever had. When COVID was happening,

he was the only president on Twitter at the end of the night being like, everybody's fucking weak, you little bitch-ass niggas, you're like, what? We need you, sir. He was on Twitter at 2 a.m. talking crazy. Melania was the first AI. They introduced AI to her, to us through her. She came to the inauguration dressed like a special gadget.

I don't know. I was like, well, who dressed this, bro-by bitch? No, they put her in the closet at the end of the night. They take her battery out. And they put her in the closet, like, good job, bitch. Alright, I hope that wasn't too fucked up. wasn't too fucked up. Because there's some dude in here trying to like me. He's probably like, oh shit, she breaks things.

The pussy good, though. The last man I dated was like, don't own a spectrum pussy is fire. All right, Tom, Fatima Tillier. Let's get all our contestants back up here. Fatima and Ryan and Yasser. You go right there. Yeah, take a seat right there. Makes noise for everybody. Why is it so cold? Why is it so cold? Why people will always be having an air on? Fatima, your jacket on all the way. I'm trying to show my outfit a little bit.

I got to show what I put effort into. Don't hate on me. Just a suggest. You dress like you on skiing. I am. That's snowboard outfit. I'm dressed for air conditioner. Yeah, it's crazy.

Fatima, I have a really important question. Okay, tell me. If you didn't put that you were an uncredited role as a slave in Django Un-Jame. I didn't. Who did, though? I think the people from the movie did. I think they said it. took the time to say, you know,

one of the many slaves we had in this movie. They cut my role. I actually had a speaking with. So maybe that's why they gave it. Let's give an awe for the uncredited. Wait, did they have too many people going ah? No, let me tell y'all.

It was crazy. And it was like, they took out the edgy sexual parts of the Candy Landhouse. They took it out. It was edgy there. And I had a role where it was like, they were selling pussy there. Someone's got to kill Quentin Tarantino. He was nice. He was mad nice.

We all missed out on the chance to see Fatima's feet on the big screen. We all could have had it happen. They go for a lot of money, bitch. That was a great first round. Tyler, how's everybody doing on the points? Well, I went around. It was very good, very funny, and the most fucked-up set has to co-to-the-only. The only comedian that said he was scared of black people. It's Ryan Neeson, everybody.

Oh, my God. Superfunds for Fatima. Why would you scare? Look at him. I'd be like he'll be all right. You'll be alright in the black neighborhood. No, I would. In his jacket?

No. You got on the North Face, so no, you'd be lying. You'd be stealing. Yeah, even if he didn't have that jacket on, he would be shivering sitting next to both of you right now. Really? It's a tremble. I don't know.

I might be the only real niggas. I'm from the south side. I'm going to rob you. That's why I'm afraid. He got on a Norrace. Get him. A what, wait, a what face? A North face?

A North face. Is it a North Face jacket? Oh, North Face. All right. He was like, my face is for now. That's the white shit right there. That's the white shit. When you say, I'm from English.

You're like, what? What did you say? Oh, my God. I thought she said Minora face, like a new juicer. Like, North Face. Jack. We have a joke about that. Jews are always trying to find something.

With Giroface! Black people have jokes about... We're going to solve this today. Well, folks, I think that time's a great time to move on to our next round. What a segue on a way. What a segue. This is our next game. This is a game we all of here at wrong.

It's called Intweetment, everybody. And we, yes, you know this one. Yeah, Rebecca's come to the show before. She was like, it's me. It's me a fucking gin. This is around where we go through all of their social media. We found tweets that they may or may not have deleted. They might for sure have forgotten about them.

I definitely did. We have blanked out words from all of their tweets, and their job is to guess what they actually set. Wow is right. Now you see why Rebecca was freaking out at the prospect of what's going on. There's only so many words that rhyme with maggot. All right, can we move on? We have one of mine to start out with.

Now, the producers of the show always find a tweet of mine that I do not recall, and this one I definitely don't know what it is. I tweeted it in 2012. A good year. A good year. A good year. A good year for tweets. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

There's three options, Jay. Yes, there's three options. They're going to see two fake ones and one real one. And your job is to guess which one of the real one is. This got zero comments. One retweet and one like. Oh, great. Okay.

Blank. Black people. Blank. 2012, which, I mean, Obama was just getting re-inograted. Yeah. This is a cut. He must have made you mad. I don't know.

made me and one other person mad. Very upset. One person and retweeted. I have no idea what this could be. Let's see option one, Tyler. I hope Obama gets reelected so I can keep calling black people, my brother,

black fist emoji. That does feel like a one, like, one retweet, kind of a tweet, kind of a tweet, though. No, no. of all those white people. Oh, yeah. That's at least six.

This is giving off. I tweeted this wearing a deschiki vibes. Yeah. Let's see option two, Tyler. Just noticed a correlation between people who don't think evolution is real and people who call black people monkeys, strange.

The hush that fell over the crowd, as that one was revealed, makes me think this one might be it. I mean, you're making fun of that. You're making fun of that. of the racists. So I mean, that's not a bad... Clearly, not enough people on the internet figured that one out. Was it the same person that liked and retweet it?

Your guess is as good. That's oppression for the producers. Here's what I'll say... Yeah. This is just a statement. I don't know, buddy. I don't know about that. This one needed to have the voice feature on Twitter activated. I get a talent something.

I get offended any time my wife was to say black people, so I would have just been like, Fuck this guy. Let's see option three. The NBA's Lynn Sanity is about to get even more Linsane when Jeremy Lynn shocks black people nationwide by attempting the most difficult

pass of all. The N-word pass. I just say this is the one. This is the one right here. This sounds like daylight. That's hilarious. Which makes me think it's not you. Yeah. That's what worries me.

I wish that, I feel like it might be it might not be this way. You two think it's this one. You two think it's Lynn sanity. Ryan, which one do you think it is? I think it's the one right before this. I do too. Really? I think it, I think this, that was my first attempt at being

clever online in a real way and I feel like it fell as flat as it did in this room. At 11.20 a.m.? Yeah. You was up early talking your shit. I was thinking, I probably thought about the sweet first thing in the morning and was like, let me craft it for hours.

I actually think of There's a fourth one where it is actually just a bunch of underscores and then black and then a bunch more underscores. You're like, I'm going to get to this eventually. Yeah. We'll figure it out. I think of choose your own adventure. I wonder what the people will be.

Let's throw it out to damn. Tyler, let's see the real tweet. You know what it is? It is. Oh my God. But I was like, that's wow. The look of judgment I just got from Fulton is piercing my soul. I understand.

This is what y'all be doing at home. I'm so sick of white people. But now we get to find out. But he's making fun of racist guys. I don't understand. But if you skimmy, if you skimmy. Yeah, I got the white guy on my side. Everything's working out.

It's fine. We have to stick together, brother. I do like this real quick. I like that you didn't delete it, even though you tweeted it. thinking it was fire. One retweet, one like, and you were like, that's good enough.

It's good enough. You know what? Everyone understands this tweet. Yes. Thank you, yes. I appreciate that. This is infinitely more likes and retweets than I get on any of my tweets. Oh, believe me, we know.

We saw. I'm prefacing it right now. The next thing is we're going to find out what Fatima said at 1230. At 12.30 a.m. We need to not try to kill yourself. We'll find out. Makes noise for Fatima, everybody. Come out over to the hot seats.

Oh, I got it out. Oh shit, I don't have Twitter no more. Well, you did on December 2nd, 2021. That's my birthday. That's pretty recent. What's it? At 12.38 a.m. That sound about right.

It's gonna be shady about a man. Yeah. Yeah. It's gonna be like, I'm so sick of niggins. Let's see the tweet. Hashtag, reparation, pussy. Let's go! That sound cool already.

I'm a bad bitch. Let's go. Now, the real question is, is reparation pussy more fire than on the spectrum pussy? That's the most important question. It's the same thing. It's the same thing. Why do they call it that?

Because it's as big as 40 acres in a mule. Good pussy is loud. So you're right. It's a big mouth. Now, this has zero comments or retweets in one like. Just real quick. One like. It's called reparation pussy.

you'll never get it. That's why I fuck him. That's good. Passed, thank you. Oh my God. What was I talking about? We're solving this shit. We're going to move in a little.

Now, also I need to ride home. Patima, we're going to show you three options. One of them is real. Two of them are fake. If you think you know the real one, don't say it because the officer and Ryan will get a chance to guess first.

Also, just real quick. Sure. It's hashtag, which is crazy. Hashtag. Reparation for you. I'm going to click and see what other. Who else is fucking with this? Okay, sorry.

But look at my picture though. I'm wearing a reindeer costume. And this was right around hashtag me too. So she's like, fuck it. I'm taking power. I'm going to go to the opposite. Yeah. Option one.

Somebody was fucking with it. I turned up on a lineup of all white dudes. I'm about to sleep well. Hashtag 40 acres in a mule. Hashtag. Reparation person. It sounds about right. Yo, I fuck with me.

That's a bad girl right there. That's funny, and I only got one heart. Option two. I've made like 10 white guys paid for fake abortions. Hashtag plan A, hashtag reparation person. I think it's that one. I was one of those guys.

He never even had sex. Or option three. He got on a norface, Jack. Harriet Tubman. Beyonce. Me. Hashtag iconic. Hashtag reparation pussy.

Happy black history month, everybody. It's a great time. It starts today. Ryan, yeah, we got people in the audience thinking it's this one. I think it's this one. Ryan Oster, which one do you guys think of it is? I go with number two. Okay.

Yoster saying number two. Ryan's saying number three. Fatima, which one do you think it is? It's number two, bitch. Ah. It's number one, bitch. Oh, no, it's number one, it was, it was. That number one was number two,

because I'd definitely be on a line-out with all. We'll give her points, we'll give credit for that. Fatima, tell you it, everybody. But I'll be on a lineup with white dudes out of ten, I'll be fucking y'all up. Reparation. Uh, Fatima, let's get you back here. Ryan is in the hot seat.

Makes noise to Ryan Nesson, everybody. Ryan, yo, your tweet's gonna be racist. I know it. it. He's going to be like, I was that wrong on February 1st. It's about to be shady. Two black comics. I actually hashtag Me Too Pussy, so that's, we'll see how this goes.

Reparation Pussy go hard, though. I believe it. That shit go hard. But the Me Too Pussy is like, it's wet from all the tears. Oh, my God. This girl hated my 40 acres in a mule joke, and then it was part of your tweet. Pardon my tweet. 48 is in a mute.

I got my shit that night. Ryan, your tweet is from June 10th, 2009. Whoa. Shit. It is actually, I think, the oldest tweet we found in the show that has not been deleted off of your actual Twitter account. I never plan on being successful. I don't delete anything.

Not deleting shit. Well, you were tweeting a lot in 2009, and he gave us a lot to work with. Uh-oh. And this is what we landed on. Holy shit, there's a vibrator attachment that girls can hook up to their phones. Oh, iPhones, sorry.

No likes, no retweets. That would still happen if I tweeted that today. This is 8.07 p.m. What was going on at this point in your life, Ryan? 2009, I was... How old was I? I was 20-something working in a bar. Okay. Were you in Vegas? Yeah, I was actually at this point. Yeah, I was living in Vegas at this point. You're tweeting a lot about being in Vegas.

Yeah. Okay. This is nice. You get to tell me about. Holy shit. I like the start of it. Holy shit. But I wasn't excited enough to use an exclamation point.

Now, remember, Ryan, if you think you know the real tweet, save it. Also, hook up to their phones. To their phone, yeah, spelled T-H-E-R-U. That's crazy. That's crazy, bro. He didn't capitalize the P on iPhones. That's not right either. Read an AP style guy, you dumb bitch.

Come on. now. If you think you know the real one, Ryan, save it because Fatima and Yasser we've got a chance to guess first. Option one. Holy shit, there's a vibrator attachment that girls can hook up to their iPhones.

Don't try the Samsung version, though. It'll blow up your pussy. Just in case, I don't know. You said, George. Yeah. This fucking nerd in the front row, he knows when the Samsung phones were happening. No, no punctuation here.

Option two. holy shit there's a vibrator attachment that girls can hook up to their iPhones nano versions are available for Asian girls also oh my god that's a good one I like that I just like that one for option three holy shit there's a vibrator attachment that girls can hook up to their iPhones these robots are taking our jobs I'm so fucking lonely

yeah yeah go for it guess away I'm gonna give a reason why I'm gonna go with number one and it's because there's a comedic voice there. I don't feel like it's refined yet. But the first one is still very funny. So I think that's like a Samsung going to blow your pussy. It's also very 2009. Yeah, it feels very, it feels like I'm in Vegas. I'm listening to LMFIO.

Look at his picture. Party Rock is in the house tonight. I'm wearing super fans. I miss that jaw line. Fatim, are you with Yasser in this one? Do you think it's number one? I think it's number one. Okay.

Ryan? Number two. Do you think it's number two? I think so. Let's see. It is number two. That was a good joke, right? That deserved more than this.

I laughed out of, man. Hey, thank you, man. You're doing it, guys. It's happening. It's all getting solved. Oh, man. Well, let's go ahead and get Yasser Lester up in the hot team. Makes noise for Yasser, everybody.

Yeah. That's crazy. I'm going to put that back in my routine. Yeah. That's a good joke. That's great. All right, yeah, sir. So you don't have a Twitter anymore.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What had you, did you delete yourself? So I saw a friend of mine get in trouble in like 2017, and so I deleted everything, and then I came back, and then I deleted everything again. Okay. The second go-round, hopefully I was smarter, but there's a chance I wasn't. You deleted all the tweet? Everything, yeah.

That's right, yeah, yeah. Well, here's the crazy thing. So this is officially, I think, the oldest tweet we have found in the history of entreatment. Whoa. It's like the first tweet. It is. It's right around the start of Twitter is from 2009, April 20th. Yeah.

And this tweet was 420. Okay. 420 blaze it. Okay. And this tweet, we actually, because it was your first round of white Twitter, it is so old, we did have to go to the Internet Archive. Whoa. And we found this is your Twitter from 2009. God damn

This is all This is vintage internet You were still being asked To join Twitter He has the MySpace page As his link Oh my God Yeah Cobb County beatbox champion

Marrietta Georgia We in the building She lover Yeah good He and lover 125 following 143 followers A simpler time

Oh I know Not great Not great. Mad thirsty. This guy looks like he works on the algorithm. Bad for the algal. Let's see the tweet.

Growing up, my mom would always call me retarded. God damn. I think that's the full tweet. I was going to say, it feels like it's just the end. 3.14 p.m. Shit, midday. I mean, that's, what year is this is 2009? Yeah, this is 2009.

I worked at the improv comedy club. You did? Yeah. I mean, I was at work being like... My mom would always be here. Yeah, yeah. My mom did always call me retarded. It's close.

Yeah, 420. So, we're going to show you the options. If you don't know it, don't say it. You know the drill. Option one. Growing up, my mom would always call me retarded. It's okay. She's a huge black-eyed peas fan.

A couple other black-eyed peas fans in the world tonight. That's good. Option two. Growing up, my mom would always call me retarded. I would answer the phone and she would be all like, Blar, and then she'd drool. Not because it's it, but I could see how me in 2009 would be like, okay, call me retarded.

On the phone, she would call me an act retarded. So that's why I'm laughing because it feels very stupid. Just picturing Vicky Lester doing this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or option three. Growing up, my mom would always call me retarded. And I'd always reply, bitch that pussy is retarded

Jesus Christ What was one again? The black eyed peas one? Black eyed peas? That's two right. No, black eyed peas is one. See, I don't know. I'm not peeping up with the numbers.

I lost because I don't know a number. Did you think it was the black eyed peas one? No. Okay, you got it right. You think it's two? The mom, the mom calling? Who was the first one? Black eyed peas?

No, I don't think it's. Well, good news, there's only three. I'm up here like a black mom. Like, what it is again? Well, you don't think it's this one. No, no, no, no, no. And you don't think it's a black-eyed piece one. So process of elimination.

I think it's two. I think it's the black-eyed piece one. Really? Yeah. The audience, you strongly think it's two. If you think it's two, makes a noise. If you think it's two makes a noise. This is three, right?

This is three. What was one again? Black-eyed piece. But what was two? Blar. Blar. I think it might be that one. So did we.

Just because it's so stupid. I'm laughing because it's stupid. And it was 420. Yeah. You might have been like her. Here's the thing. All right. So, which one do you think it is? I know it's not this one.

And I specifically, my mom, when I first started comedy, asked me to not curse. So I don't like really curse on stage or in tweets or anything. So it's definitely not. this so it's definitely not this one okay the black eyed peas thing feels too smart for me honestly so I and I'm very verbose so I think it's number two yeah it is number two makes you guys for yasser Lester everybody yeah yeah clearly I can't count you think the problem was counting yeah what you want me to do general comprehension

I didn't talk about that. I can't keep up. I got ADA and autism. I got them both, bitch. Well, good news. We got one game left. And I'm going to count. No, I can't pay attention to and I'm paying to that.

Tyler, did you hear that? Did you hear Yasser say she can't pay attention to the trains that she's counting? What? Now he did. Give Yasser some points for that. What's your autism power? I'm a no when a nigger line. Oh.

I will draw your shit off the balcony. I thought you were going to... I don't know if there's a power, but okay. It is. Okay. Autism has a strong bullshit detector. All right. Okay.

Can't nobody lie to me about shit. I thought you were going to say autistic pussy again, but... No. No. It ain't got to do with my pussy. I know when you're lying. We love that. See, I don't know what the joke is,

but it is something about... It ain't a joke. It's something about autistic pussy and then a train. You see what I'm saying? What's they going to do? Because autistic people love trains. No, I don't. Like counting trains.

No. Not you. No, maybe the ADHD is, that's too long. I think we've heard enough about trains for the entire rest of the show. Well, I'm autistic. As a Jew, I'm triggered. I'm too serious, the crowd. That's the joke.

I got the crowd scared. like, I can't let everybody. We got one round left. We're going to go and move on to it. This is a very fun round. One of our favorites, a classic. This is a round called the weakest kink, everybody. Yes, clap.

We love to clap for things. That we like, yes, we clap. This crowd is funny. All right, y'all. I'll say that floral shirt, the way he was clapping. And he chose that shirt. Very, like, very floppy. I beat off a lot.

No, no, no, no. He looks like he jacks up to the ads before. Do you want a friend to masturbate with? Go to jerkmate.com. I bet you can't last in this commercial. I bet you're right. Definitely can't. The commercial would be, wow.

Can't even have finger. You want to pass somebody in your neighborhood. The commercial plays all the way through for him because his hands are too sticky to press the skip button by the time we're done. He beats off to that iPhone ad of that video game where the mom and child are shivers. You know that iPhone game where you have the same of Russian mom? Yeah. Oh my God.

Because she's going to get too wet in the house or the lava or some shit like, yeah, yeah, yeah. We've got to break the bricks, sir. Personally, I like to jerk off to the one where the soldiers are running around and you have to shoot the thing. Yeah, yeah. What's that a jollo? And this is very apt because we're actually going to be talking a lot about porn in this round because you guys are you familiar with the weakest link, a wonderful trivia game. Yes, Smerve knows. One of the greatest game shows of all time.

British lady yelling at people making you feel dumb. It's a great show. We have trivia questions just like the weakest link tonight, but they are all from Porn Hub Insights. Yes, make sure noise for Porn Hub insights, everybody. Make sure noise for Pornhub. Why was she so excited? She pointed, like, all right.

Finally, something for me. I jack off to the insides. Now we're talking. You do look like you jerk off to grabs and charts are back. I don't know what to say about I like this. You weren't that excited for most. You know what?

You want to see this pie graph? Let's give Rebecca some drugs for being excited about them. Melanie, can you run that down to Rebecca? Strawberry edible, nice work. It's true. It's a surprise. She can take great pie graph. It's called Woman's Work.

It's a novel I found in Laurel Canyon. Wait, it's a book? Bitch, you got a book on a Saturday night? It's called what? Women's Work. Did you... Are kitchens big enough to have that many pages? Are you going out after this?

Because don't leave that shit accidentally. I feel like you guys found the prizes in the rubble of the fires. Actually, we did. Shout out to the fires. Yeah, shout out to the South Pasadena YMCA where we got all of these prizes. All right, we're going to cut that one out of the show. That's not where we got the presses.

The money tonight is probably going to wind up going to the South Pasadena YMCA. So, makes no way. Anyway, okay. So, first round, you guys are going to be standing up for this one because we're going to go down the line and you're going to get asked trivia cussions one by one. At the end of the first round, whoever gets the least amount of questions right is the weakest kink. We'll have to say goodbye to them. And we'll go out to Sunday.

So everybody stand up. Everybody stand up. Make some noise for these trees. They get into the weakest camp. We're going to put three minutes on the clock for the first round. We're going to go one by one. We're going to start Tyler. Who needs the most help?

Fatima does not know the jackoff stuff that you guys know. Fatima, what's on the matter? Okay, I'm like, I don't know. Okay. Tyler, let's put three minutes on the clock. You got it. Okay. Fatima.

Which of these search terms saw the biggest jump in popularity in the good old US of A last year? Okay. Cream pie, furry, wife. Cream pie. Incorrect. Furry. Yasser. Ferry?

Yes. Which sport had the highest increase in porn hub searches during the 2024 Summer Olympics? Gymnastics, swimming, volleyball. Volleyball. It's Yasser's turn. She can't count. I'm like, volleyball, bitches be thick.

It actually, it is volleyball, unfortunately. Yeah, I was like, But she doesn't get the points. Ryan. You want to give him another one? No. Ryan. Ryan.

Which of these search terms saw the biggest jump in popularity worldwide in 2024? Animation, real amateur, stepmom. Animation. Correct. Fatima.

Yeah, you can clap for that. You can grab. We're anima. Fatima. Which of these search terms are viewers from California most likely to search for? Friends mom, milking, anal dildo.

Friends mom. Correct. Yasser. Yasser. Yasser, you'll be fucking your mama's out here. Yasser, which of these search terms are viewers from Massachusetts most likely to use? Futa hentai, foot job, face sitting. Incorrect.

Face sitting. Just say face sitting. Ryan. Which of these is the most popular search term for baby boomers? Fingering, hand job, strap on. Hand job. Incorrect. Strap on. Audience got it.

This dude in the back is crazy. Fatima. Fatima. Which of the original 13 colonies is most likely to search for wife BBW? Delaware, Virginia, South Carolina. Delaware. Incorrect. South Carolina.

I thought that one in my phone. I was like, yeah, yeah. Yasser. Which of these was the top trending search terms? in the Philippines last year. Beautiful sex, extreme squirting, best friend's wife. Beautiful sex. I think beautiful sex.

That is correct. Ryan. They do the other stuff all the time. Ryan. It's so funny if he did it in Philippine. The time a lot. Ukrainian viewers are most likely to jerk off to which of these search terms.

On motorcycles, massage parlor, sister's friend. friend. Sister's friend. Incorrect. On motorcycles. That's what they don't have houses before.

Wow. Fatima. What job are Peruvian porn viewers most likely to search for? Teacher, doctor, pizza delivery girl. Pizza delivery girl.

That is correct. And that is time. Wow. Make some noise. This is a great round. You guys kept it close. We had our producing team keeping score.

Who is the weakest kink after this round. Yasser and Ryan actually tied. Oh. The team I got two. Okay. I guess we got to do a sudden death to the sudden death? Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. I'm going to ask one question to both of you guys. You have to raise your hand when you have the answer because you're going to stay at the same time. North Face versus Strange hoodie. Got them. Well, I'm going to kill myself tonight. Okay.

guys. Here's your question. Gen Z is 109% more likely to search for what category than any other generation. You're going to raise your hands when you have it and then I'll get your answers at the same time. The categories are safe for work, tattooed women, bisexual male. Okay, on the count of three, one, two, three. Bisexual male. That sounds about right. Unfortunately, it is safe for work. Dude, they're so gay. What? That's so gay.

That's so gay. They're so gay. They're looking up podcasts from porn stars and watching the podcasts at work on Pornhub. Oh, that's true. Is that real? That's true. That's true. Kids are ruining the world.

No, that's true. We're going to do it again. Bisexual. Oh. All right. All right, guys. Oh, my God. Which of these search terms did Canada look up?

of the most in 2024. Real cheating wife, bouncing on dick, really old milf. Okay, guys, in the count of three. One, two, three. Real cheating wife. I wish that, unfortunately, it's really old milf. That is.

What the fuck? Where was it? That's Canada. I'm so glad we're making them a state soon. I know. Wow. All right. We're going to try it.

We're going to try. You guys are doing great, though. I was agreeing. We're going to try it one more time. Like, I should actually be proud that I'm getting them wrong, but it makes me feel like a door. You're like like real cheating and white. That's dope.

Okay. We're going to try it one more time. All right. Which of these search terms are viewers from Connecticut most likely to use? Cueef, Fat Woman, Enema. Okay. On the count of three. One, two, three.

Enema. It is quief. Yasser Lester Cot-S. See around, North Face. And now I'm fucking with you. Okay. Big shout out to the Connecticut quefs.

I couldn't get it without you. This is my favorite team. Yeah, it's their WNBA team, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Connecticut Cweefs playing out of Hartford. Same place as the Whalers. Okay. So, Ryan, you're going to stay in the cuck chair

for the sudden death round. Oh my God. But don't worry. You do have a chance to get in because this next round is the sudden death round. Tyler, hit that sudden death music. Yeah, sudden death. Make some noise for sudden death.

So these are all the two option questions. We're going to ask you guys one by one. And the winner is whoever gets the most questions correct in order to win. Now, we don't know how many that is, because that is entirely up to how good you two play this game. Okay. If either of you gets a question wrong, then Ryan will get a question. chance to come back in and whoever gets it wrong will swap with him in the

cuff chair but if he gets it right right well he's gonna get you just gonna swap it out oh okay okay all right so are we ready for sudden death we're gonna start off with the strongest link from the last round that is Fatima Talia I know my porn let's make some noise for sudden death Tyler hit that music all right Fatima true or false porn viewers from Maine are more likely to search for Harry Bush than any other state. That is correct.

Yeah. I feel like they fuck with Harry Bushes out there. All right, Gasser. I feel like they see them all the time. Yeah, that's why they would go. I thought that's why they'd go opposite. I don't feel like they're getting waxed out there.

They just know what they're going to stick around. They're going to say with what they know. There, yeah. Smelly pusses are in out there. All right, Yasser. That's what, you didn't know that? I don't know.

When you got a bush, you smell like. like pussy, I know. Women, okay, y'all didn't know? If you got a pussy, you feel like pussy. True.

Women get it removed so it smells like florett. Okay, never matter. You got getting that much pussy, huh? There we go, turn up. Washers or something. No, it's still like, okay. Women know what I'm talking about.

Yasser. You don't watch for a pushy all day, but the hair is still like this. Okay. We must play the game. Whatever. True or false? Yasser.

Yeah, yeah. porn viewers from South Dakota are more likely to search Navajo porn than any other state. Yeah, they're more likely to search for Navajo porn than any other state. I say false because I think it's like Montana. It is false. It's actually Arizona.

It was pretty good. That's pretty close. You know it's Arizona. My guy in the fucking front row. What's you doing? He's like, my name is Jonathan Pornhub. This is my wife. Nicole Insight. You also knew that Samsung phones didn't come out in 2009. This guy is fucking.

You did? You did? Oh, okay. We got to keep going. You also want a J-Light look-a-like contest. All right. Fatima. Fatima.

True. True or false? inspired by financial criminal Haley Welch, Hawk Tua received 10 million searches on Porn Hub in 2024. Yes, true. That is correct. Yeah, I know all about this. I would have thought it'd been more, to be honest.

She's huge. She's huge. She's huge. Yeah, I know my point. Fuck me. Yasser. If you get this question wrong, we're swapping out. You'll be eliminated.

It's back is right now. Which green. fictional character are porn hub viewers more likely to search for. Shrek or the Incredible Hulk? Shrek. That is correct. Right out the gate. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay. Yeah, I don't even know how someone would know the person. How would even that come up at any time? Ryan, I feel like you're pretty much out of the game at this point. Who do you think is going to win between these two? Oh, the whole game depends on this? Well, I mean, just the week. Yeah, they get the question.

She seems to know her. horn quite well. She's confident. She's very confident. I think the autism is helping. I know. I know. I know. Shady's shit. I'm on the ropes a little bit. Okay. We're going to give Fatima your next question here.

True or false, the top trending search. We got to start the music over again. Damn. I'm like, we got to fight, bro. The only paid for two minutes. The YouTube video we ripped it from. Yeah, yeah, we're good. All right, Fatima, true or false? The top trending search in Mexico was

Chupondo Pene, which translates to sucking penis. False. That is correct. It is false. The top search termed Mexico was porno anime. Hell yeah. They know what's going on. Hell yeah.

All right, Yasser. Cartoon bitches be hot. You need to get this question right. If you do not get this question right, Fatima will win the game. All right. Look at that. Nobody expected this shit. I mean, you did. The porn.

I was like, it's over for y'all news. Which fantasy franchise had more searches on Pornhub in 2024? Harry Potter or Avatar? Because one feels genuine whereas like I feel like

Harry Potter nerds would genuinely be like this is, I love this, this is beautiful. Avatar is very like thematic. Yeah. I love your whole like. I did. I'm just, you know.

You got a reason to doubt. I'm trying to, you know what? This, I hate that I'm saying it. Jay, before you say anything, Avatar 2 came out in 2024, didn't it? It did. Oh, all right. And that is, uh, Ryan knows the correct answer is Avatar.

Yeah, I was going to be like, bro. I'm so sorry to break it to you. Everybody wanted to see Blue Bid and get fucked. Yeah, here's the thing is like, I'm not a fucking loser. I was like, damn. What is doing anything else than seeing Avatar 2? And then looking up Avatar to... It was the whole article about it.

Oh, was it? See, that's what I did. Yeah. It was dused. Unfortunately, you are a loser in this game. Fatima Tilia wins. A week as kick. Make it nice for Tadima.

Great job, guys. That was high stakes. It was high stakes. All right, folks. Tyler, can I say one thing? Yeah, you can say one thing. I don't, like, here's the thing. I lost, that's fine.

But I don't, I don't want to lose on some, like, weird stuff, and then have dudes up front. Be like, oh, did you not know that? It's like, Get a life. Why'd you point specifically at him? Because he's the one who was like, he's known everything.

He got it wrong. He said Harry Potter. You knew it. She got it right? You got it right? Tyler, we got to give our last drugs to her. She got it right. Makes the noise.

You guys can do mushrooms together. It's my fault. He was the one that reacted, so I apologize. I apologize. I don't apologize. but as a rule but because it's the first day of black history month I'm conceiving okay let's move on to our final no while you tip to the points I didn't I

just checked what the fucking time it is let's get let's get out of here Tyler we have a score key for the points but we have one final thing for all of our comics to do it is called the pallet cleanser round we're gonna cleanse your palettes yes make some noise we're gonna clench your palettes on the nice things One clean, wholesome joke from all of our comics, and then we're going to get out of here. We're going to start off with Yasser Lester. Makes noise for Yasser Lester, everybody.

It's your clean joke. I recently turned 40, and a lot of my friends who are parents have been pressuring me to have kids. They want me to have kids so our kids can be friends, you know. And I have to tell them all the time, like, look, like, I'm just not ready to be.

dad, you know, which sucks because my daughter is three. She needs me, but I'll never stop skateboarding. Never. Yes or Lester, everybody. That's gold. I'm next to clean, wholesome joke from Ryan Nesson, everybody.

I don't really have that. Fuck it, I'm just going to double down on a hard joke. I'm not... Go for it. count outing to you guys. I read a stat the other day that said one third of women will experience sexual assault in their lifetime.

Great start. Oh my God, damn. Actually, I said that wrong. No, I said that wrong. I said that wrong. It's actually, it's two-thirds of women are ugly. Two-thirds? That's Ryan Nesson, everybody.

I'm giving the game away. guys. I'm giving it the game away. That's a math joke. How's that not clean? That's just fractions. We got our final joke. A clean, wholesome joke from Fatima

Tilley. It makes a noise for Fatima, everybody. I really don't. Follow that hot shot. I know. I don't have, like, clean material either. Okay, shit. He wants to be, like, in a relationship and be married and shit, you know. So everybody's like, oh, my God, I can't find it.

Can't hope you not find a while you guys together. How long? Shit now. He's a killer though. But no, people always say that. And I think the interesting part of it is I feel like, have you ever heard a woman who was married say, I fucking love it?

I've never heard a woman that has married and has kids go, I fucking love it, bitch. I can't wait for this for you. They always say, look, I'll leave this whole family if I had to. Fuck these kids and this husband. I don't know. You know what? That's a good wholesome joke. Let me say for Fatima.

All right. Tyler, it's time to say who won our game. Tyler, tell them what they won. All right, everybody. We're around in third place, 40-hour points. It's Ryan Neeson. Everybody, Ryan Neeson. You get this. All-Price were found in a free book library

in Laurel Canyon. This is prostate. Prostate. Prostate. Revise and updated. What? The best book yet to help the patient to beat decide what to do about is prostate problem. My dad. My dad died of prostate cancer and I'm not even joking. What?

Yeah. Wow, look at that. It values $1395, but you're going to get it for $2.98, $2.98. I have to pay you. No, yeah, it's just yours. They got you had to pay for him. Look at the president. The second place is very close.

Gaster, you get this. 19 steps by Millie Bobby Brown. That's a good book. That's a good book. She wrote a novel. That's a good book. That's for you. Is there pictures of her?

Is there. First place. Woo-hoo, get the fuck out of here, man. You got this. Cool women, the thinking girls' guide to the hippest growing history. Nobody thought it was going to be me. This is actually kind of cool. It's kind of just a bunch of pictures of cool women over time.

Okay, this is good. This is good. I'm going to do a whole Tic Tac photo album. And we're all the clothes they wore. That was a great show. Thanks you guys for coming out. Sticking around.