WRONG! A Fucked Up Game Show - SHE HAS STINKY PUSSY EYES (ft. Char Ramtin, Jerry Rocha, Taylor Spencer)

Episode Date: June 13, 2025

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Hello folks, Jay Light here after way too long with another episode of Wrong, a fucked up game show podcast edition. Thanks for your patience. We are officially going to be back weekly, get through the backlog of all these old episodes. We've got a lot of great stuff that we've had in the hopper for a long time, bad release schedule. That's all in the past. We're fixing things starting now because we got more shows coming up,

especially with our new time slot at the comedy story. monthly at the end of the month. The next one we have there is on the 26th of June. That's a Thursday night at 8 o'clock. We've also got July 30th at 8 o'clock. That's a Wednesday. We're going to be mostly Wednesdays going forward. We've also got a couple other shows on the calendar,

including at our first comedy festival, conveniently called Comedy Festival, K-A-W-M-E-D-Y-Fest, in Temecula and Murrietta, California. It's a festival for both those cities. those cities at Solaris Beer and Blending and Murrieta. That is going to be next Saturday, June 21st, if you're listening to this, the day it comes out. You can get tickets for all of those shows in our show notes.

Go to punchout.live slash J. Light. You'll find any future show dates for me and for wrong. Today's episode, we had a big month in May. You guys probably saw that. This is the first of our shows from the month of May. This is our May 10th show at the Mike Drop Comedy Club. in San Diego. We've got Jerry Rocha. We've got Char Ramton. We've got Taylor Spencer. It's a great lineup, a great show. You're gonna have a blast. We had a blast. Without further ado,

let's get wrong. Sunny City of the mic drop. It's wrong. A fucked-up game show. Make some noise for yourself. One more time. So much for coming. Who likes game shows? Make some noise and be like that. Well, this is a very different game show from what you might have ever seen before. Most game shows you like when people do things right. Here. You know what we like when people do things here?

You know how we like when people do things here? You like when people do things? Wrong. That's good. Good answer, good answer. Let's get everybody in. We like it when people do things? There we go.

Tyler, I can already tell this crowd. It's gonna be a great crowd. That's Tyler Meznerich, my hand in the bag. our esteemed scorekeeper Tyler is here to track all of our comedians see how funny and fucked up they're being because that is what they are competing to be tonight the most fucked up comic we are gonna have yes I love this energy thank you I'll do one of these I'll do one of these right back to you

we nailed it Jay wow what a heart you know thank you I appreciate that yeah yeah wait time That's sarcastic, Tyler. I don't like that. Everybody booed Tyler real quick. Oh, sorry, I'm too sarcastic. Fuck you. We have, like I said, some of the funniest comics in San Diego

and around the world. And they are going to be here competing for the most fucked up. They're going to tell you fucked up jokes. We are going to show you fucked up things that they have done and said online, that they probably forgot that they did and said online. I know, I know, right?

It's going to be good. We got some fun times. We're all going to be in the same boat. We're going to be getting fucked up together. You guys ready to get fucked up tonight? Excellent. Now, first game, of course, this isn't just for the comics. We got a whole thing for you guys, too.

This is one of our favorite games. It's called Worst Week. Fucking thing sucks! Yes. So as you noticed before the show, our lovely producer, Days of Green, came around and gave you guys some cards. You submitted and told us why you had worst weeks, and now you guys get your first chance to win a prize of the evening

because we do give out good audience prizes for good audience members. So, We had two really stand out fucked up weeks. Now the first is from Natalia. Where's Natalia? Hi, Natalia. Hi. Natalia, in five words or less, your week been fucked up.

Friday was evil stepmother's B day. Natalia, if I may, why is she so evil? No one else in my family speaks to my dad since they got married. Oh. I still talk to them. You still talk to them. to them, but no one else my sister, his sister,

the niece's nephew's, no one else. So this is some real deep-seeded, like, traumatic family shit. And you went to the birthday party? I didn't, but I sent flowers just so that she'll keep talking to us. No. This is, like, deeply psychologically fucked up.

This is actually a great contender for worst week. Natalia, why don't you come take a seat on stage? Everybody makes noise from Italia. Talia. Because you are going to have a competitor. Now this one, this one was just too juicy to pass up. They did not write their name down, and I do hope that this person volunteers the information of their name

because I want to get more information about this fucked up week. Water Buffalo Poopfoot. Who's Water Buffalo Poopfoot? You're in the room. Is that you? It's water buffalo poopfoot. A noise for our mystery poop-footed gentleman. A yellowstone switch here.

Oh, yeah, Yellowstone Switch. Is this where you got the water buffalo poop foot? And then the head yellowstone? Here, take a seat, take a seat. What's your name? Jeremy. Jeremy, everybody makes some noise for Jeremy. Okay, I need some explanation.

Water buffalo poop foot. There's a lot of ways. Did you poop on the water buffalo's foot? Does the water buffalo poop? No. You stepped in the water buffalo poop. Tonight? On your shoes right now?

No, it's beautiful. Oh. Where was the water buffalo poop? Are there water buffalo in fucking... Yeah, are there water buffalo? They were like an Africa. They were Rancho Sinoffay. Okay.

I mean, shout out to the Rancho Santa Fe water buffaloes. That only one, but that only Jeremy is capable of seeing, I think. By round of applause, Jay, is anyone else can confirm there's water buffalo here? I mean, the two people he's with don't seem to be surprised about the water buffalo foote. Were you on this hike on this path? You know what?

I like the whimsy of it being a water buffalo. water buffalo. Because you don't want it to be a normal animal. You don't want it to be like a horse poop. No. Water buffalo. Wimical animal. Wimcical gentleman. They'd travel in hurts. You would see them.

You know? It's not like one on a fucking trail somewhere. This is a great point. Well, between... They killed Simba's dad. Moofa. Those were wildebeests, Tyler. Get your shit. Don't be racist

towards the quadruped animals. They don't all look the same. Tyler. Okay. You can boo me for that one, I think, actually. No? Okay. Well, I'll take it. I liked it too. Thank you. You know what? It's Alex, right? Alex, Tyler, make sure Alex gets a couple points. Alex supporting me from the front row. That's all it takes. We are very easily flattered here at the wrong game show. All right, audience, by a round of applause. Which one of these two had the most fucked up? Was it Natalia with the evil stepmother birthday? Or was it Jeremy with the water buffalo poop foot? I feel like it's close, but we do have a clear winner. Natalia, congratulations. Tyler, tell them both what they've won. Well, both your prizes were found in a free library in Los Angeles earlier today.

Jeremy, you get this. It's Duran Duran Duran, Notorious, the unauthorized biography by Steve Mallin's. Unauthorized. And for you to tell you, you get this, The Clash. Return of the Last. gang in town. It's important you read this book. It's a record collector. It is heavy.

It's a very heavy. One of the heaviest books we've ever given out on the show. Give us some noise for the wrong worst week contenders. Return to your seats. Wonderful contestants. Thank you folks. Now it is time to get to know our contestant comedians. Oh my God. Did you guys see

that catch? Who cares? That was just for me. The way the game starts is we are going to find out what our comedians think is fucked up with the round conveniently called. Sarah? Tyler, make sure Sarah gets a few points too. Sarah gets some points.

Sarah, you guys got to follow Sarah's energy, clapping between all the rounds. This is some good shit you got going on right here. Yes. Yes. Never stop. All right. We have our contestants, like I said,

there's some of the funniest comics out there. They are going to tell you some fucked up jokes. They might be dirty. They might be dark. But they will definitely be. You know what? I brought that upon myself.

You did, you did. They'll be wrong, they'll be fucked up, and they are occurring to start right now with our first contestant. She's a former scientist who once worked on a comparative genomic study involving endosympions of amoeba and clams. I'm laughing already. Makes a noise for Shaw-Rampton, everybody. Psycho shit ever.

That's what I did in college. As an intern in a lab. Yeah, I studied clams. All right, fuck off. It was important. How are you guys doing? This is, I feel like, exposed.

I feel publicly villainized. How are you guys doing? Good? I'm all right. I don't give a fuck, how you guys doing? I had such a bad night last night. A really fat Mexican bitch

tried to fight me. Her boyfriend called me a bitch. And I said, watch your man. And then she freaked out. Like a gaggle of cockroaches, they all popped up. Like they all were ready to fight. You guys have a great energy. Look at you guys.

Vibes. Nice fentanyl vibe. No, because sometimes you'll come up and they're like, like they're like, woo. Not you guys. Heart. Sometimes crowds are like cocaine energy. Anybody here to do cocaine?

Yeah. A man alone, of course. I did cocaine once. I was still sad after. Do you know sad? You have to be to do cocaine and just go, I'm gonna go home. I just drove home. I was the most aware driver on the fucking road. They're pulling people over.

Cocaine is a bad drug to do when you're sad, because it makes you faster at being sad. being sad. You'll have the fucking energy. You know, you're like, I'm going to kill myself, but I'm going to climb the building. I'm going to jump off of. Also, I spent all day babysitting my niece today. She's a bitch. I love her. I love her. I love my niece. I love kids. I just didn't realize you have to do so much with children, like to entertain them. You know, she came up to me. She said, build me an obstacle course. How is she? Eight.

Build me an obstacle course. I was like, first of all, I'm not a lesbian. I'm not building you shit. She kept insisting, I want an obstacle, an obstacle course. I was like, I don't know. You want an obstacle? You're pregnant. In Kentucky.

You don't want the baby. Figure it out. Figure it out, bitch. You start sobbing. I kept going. I was like, yeah, you work at a Waffle House. It's the chef's kid. He never wears a hairnet.

You're fucked. You're fucked. You guys think this. would be funny. My parents, they're immigrants. They're from Iran. They moved here, you know, sacrificed their entire lives. Blah, blah, blah. What if, what if I just move back? Just stop speaking English? Fuck it. It was a waste. Undue. That's horrible. I don't know why. Just the thought of my mom on her deathbed. I'm like, I'm just going to go back. How long have you? Are you guys together?

Yeah. How long? 2040. Oh my fucking God. Crazy. I can't be with a man after three months. No, because men start telling you their dreams, and that's where I draw the line. Men are like, I wish I was in the NBA. I'm like, shut the fuck up. You can't even jump into the pool without tripping, bitch.

You hold your nose. You hold your fucking nose. I went on my first flight last week with my boyfriend. I didn't realize how much you learned about a person on a flight. Like, I didn't like it. I didn't know. I'm dating a nervous flaw. nerve like bitch level nervous it's like you know he's just a bitch bitch

bitch level nerve I was like you want to live that bad grow up and he he travels so much for work I miss him I don't want him to go I text him you know he's nervous I want to text him right before his flight takes off I text him I go I got a bad feeling about this bad I just put my phone on airplane mode I didn't give a fuck Fuck you. 24 years. Jesus Christ. After three months, yeah, men start getting kinky and, like, weird and honest.

Men start trying to, like, this is dirty, I'll say it. You know, start trying to, like, fuck you in the ass. Every time a guy tries to fuck you in the ass, they tell you to relax. Like, you relax. Let me shove a broomstick up your ass. Take a deep breath. Namaste. Shaka.

Relax. What the fuck, dog. I'm gonna shit all over the place. Do you have to do? I'm 24. Anybody here in the early 20s? Okay, a couple of us. Being in your early 20s sucks. It does.

I think the worst part about your early 20s is there's just so much time left. Is that depressing? Yeah, it is. This shit does not go fast. Speed it up. And then people older than, you and age bring up like, you know, 9-11, you've always fucking, you're like, you don't remember.

9-11, you don't remember. My least favorite 9-11 story, do you know the stories where people worked in the Twin Towers, but on 9-11 they called out sick? Do you know what I'm talking about? Like a miracle. Their life was safe. I hate those fucking stories. No, I hate those stories, because that shit would never happen to me.

No, I'd be like covering somebody else's shit. Yeah, I'd be in the tower. I'd be like, fuck. Fuck. Fuck. It was supposed to be Jerry. All right, that's my time. Good about real.

Jarre, everybody. All right, we got 9-11 right out the gate. That's what we're looking for on this show. Okay, our next contestant, their YouTube channel has 12 total subscribers. There are more people in this room that subscribe to their channel. Blake's some nice for Taylor Spencer!

Spencer! I know I signed up for that. This will shock me a little bit. Give it up for your host. Oh my gosh, you guys. I just got here from my job where I work at the San Diego Zoo as a tour guide. Yeah. Which is crazy because I don't know anything about animals at all. In my interview, my boss was like, so Taylor, did you study zoology? And I said, nope. I studied acting. and he said applicant is a sex offender like you study your impulses so my job is really strict with the driving

so I drive a double-decker 40-foot bus while I'm giving the tour they're really strict with the driving so anytime I bump a curb or break too hard they make me do driving retraining for a whole week. But they were really chill that time I hit a kid. Now you're wondering if that's true or not.

So I was a theater major in college. I don't think my theater professor liked me very much because she didn't put me in a play until my senior year. But then I finally got cast as a dog.

who gets put down in the first act I kid you not my last line was oh boy this is rough a way to call me a little bitch so I recently found out

that I have bipolar disorder apparently everyone else knew for a while female friends didn't realize I had bipolar because the first time that I was manic was during a breakup

so since I was wrong by a man all my female friends justified all of my actions when they should not have so my ex broke up with me over text so I

posted his address on Instagram And all my friends were like, go on. I asked for his clothes back, so I shredded them. And he told me to leave him alone. So I tracked his location and followed him. Sleigh. Maybe sometimes women should not support women.

That's the one time I mean. I also found out that I have OCD because three doctors diagnosed me with it. Only two did, but everything has to be in threes. Or my family will die. I am taking a break from dating because I have a hard time finding red flags. Like, I once went on a date with, I'm the red flag, it's me. Surprise, surprise. But I have a hard time finding red flags.

He's like, I once went on a date with somebody who told me that they collect human teeth. And I didn't think, oh, they're a serial killer. I thought, oh, they have a hobby. They're an artist. But to be fair, they're really trying to get to know me. They asked me so many questions. Like, did you wear braces? How many teeth do you have?

How many teeth do you need? It's so thoughtful. Did you enjoy hearing me talk about human teeth while you're eating that? I'll leave you guys there. Thank you guys so much. Taylor! Talk about collecting human teeth on this show. That's what I love. Nunes every time.

One more time for Taylor. The final contestant, you all ready for the final contestant? I saw almost everybody enthused except for those two people right there. Are you two specifically ready for our final contestant? That's what we need. I appreciate how forced you did make that sound. That is nice for me. Let's get to know our last contestant.

He has the same first name as my dad. Ha! I made Jerry laugh with that one. Makes noise for Jerry Rocha, everybody. It's good to be here. I miss the holiday. And that's just only for the newscasts. During the holidays, because the newscasters always have to force holiday puns.

holiday puns into whatever story they're telling. Like a local rapist has some area women saying bah humbug this holiday season. Like it's just, and by the way, you think yelling bah humbug would be an awesome deterrent. They haven't stopped any rapists in their tracks. They're just like, oh, bah humbug. What?

You have yet a chance. There it is. All right, see. I know rape's not funny. You're going to give it a shot? Okay. Also, a story. Stage 4 cancer, that's exciting, huh?

So if you don't like me, wait a little bit. Don't worry, you'll have your revenge. Soon enough. Yeah, stage four cancer, it's crazy high. I do, when I found out that this giant tumor in my recumb, I think you're a CAT scan, so this is really big. I don't know anyone's ever got a CAT scan, but when you get one, you can either just go and they send you, you know, the results,

or you can wait 30 minutes to get the printout. I waited. And on the printout, if it's good, it says unremarkable next to the organ. It's weird. So I get the print out and it says unremarkable stomach. I'm like, what the fuck? Is it gone?

Like I didn't know, you know, unremarkable pancreas. I just ran up and down for 20 minutes, so I found a doctor. I'm like, what's a pancreya? You know, you know. Then the next line said several concerning lesions on the liver. And I'm like, oh, they need to be an expert to know with that man. I had 12 tumors on my liver. And I'm like, oh, so it's not just cancer at stage four.

four and I'm gonna die. I'm beginning to process this and the very next line was the real punch to the gut. It said unremarkable penis. I know you're not to buy it went into the cat scanner room. I'm like nah run this shit again you know what I mean like I want a second opinion right now in fact I want five new motherfuckers I want the dream team in here you can't tell me I've stage four cancer than the very next line, oh, also your dick? But no, I, you're not, nope. Nope.

They need to change the wording for the insecure people like me. It should be unremarkable stomach, unremarkable pancreas, several concerning lesions on the liver, monster cock, look at that guy. How does this guy not have sciatica? With that cannon just dangling between his legs. Also I had to get it, because my fiance and I ever talked about having kid before I had the cancer diagnosis and my oncologist is like ugh like what do you mean he goes well

you're gonna have to have a lot of chemo radiation surgeries all right here it could make it sterile and i'm like i'm Mexican come on you know what I mean that might slow me down you know but it's like Steph Curry put whatever defense you want on me I'll hit a three like I'm not worried but I got my sperm frozen I don't have ever done this it's weird I go into this beautiful building and this nurse just leads me into this gorgeous office and the nurse was stunning like the nurse was so pretty i thought she was part of it i really passed you back look for 50 extra bucks you finish in my mouth i'll spit in the cup like i didn't know i'm like what the fuck it's about to happen you know and she just hands me a remote control and a cup and she walked out and just left me in this beautiful office room

and i'm like and i turn on there's a tv i turn on the tv with the remote and it was like the Netflix of porn. Like any porn you could have mad, well not the shit where they kill them, but like anything else. That was probably 50 bucks extra. My insurance wouldn't cover that. You know, whatever. And I'm just sitting there wacking it. And I'm like, here? Like, shouldn't there be some boiler room or there's just a bunch of dudes just, you know, like that would make more sense. And I was masturbating in this gorgeous, it felt like I was jerking off in a job interview. Like I almost blurted out. Like, I promise I won't do this on the sales floor. And as they took my sperm off to get frozen, like Han Solo, as I'm leaving, one of the attendants goes, oh, Mr. Rocha, by the way, we got the most sperm ever from one person with you. That was it. That's it! Fucking retire my jersey! What are we fucking doing here? Take the sock I used to clean up at home and hang that from the rafters. Do me like Will Chamberlain with the 100-point game. Just a black and white picture of me holding a card with all the jizz I gave up.

You know, like, number one, every time they open a new sperm bank, I should be there, cutting ribbon. All right, thank you very much. All be great. I appreciate it. Jerry Rocha! Let's get our other contestants down here. Jay is your father Gerard or just Jerry? Just Jerry.

Wow, I love that. Jerry, it's also my real name. Oh, Jay. I'm a third. Jerry Thomas Light the third. Look at you part of the trilogy. There you got. Jerry Thomas Slate the Third.

Wow, everyone is so enthralled by this Jerry Talks. Natalik is a question. My dad's name's also Jerry. Nobody cares. Who gives a fuck. I would say nobody cares but like one third of the audience. She just brought it up, so... Yeah, she got the book off in that shit, Shar.

All right, all right. So he can care. He's clapping. Yes, he cares. He cares. He cares. He cares. He had to clean water buff. of shit off his foot earlier tonight. Yeah. Tyler.

We have seen our fucked up sets from our fucked up comedians. How's everybody doing on the points so far? Great sets all around. Five hundred points for Char. Five hundred points for Taylor. And for the Scrooge Rapids Story. 600 points for Jerry.

Yes. Jerry Rocha. Unexceptional penis. Exceptional jizz on this man. Thank you. That's good. Let's go. It has to be good for something.

Yeah. Well, folks, you are here to compete now. We are going to get into the nitty-gritty. This is our first game. This is one of our favorites. It's a game called The Discomfort Zone. I know. Intense. Tense music.

What we have found on all of these individuals online, boy, oh boy, we got questions about it. We have dug through their LinkedIn pages, their websites, their Twitter's. I ain't got shit. We've gone to wicks.com where they didn't know they had websites. We found all sorts of stuff. We have questions.

We're going to start off with a question for Sharr Ramton. Okay, let's go. Sure. Yes. You were recently a guest on a podcast by a former contestant on the show. Austin Train. Correct. And you said something pretty fun for us.

We learned a fun fact about you on this podcast. Let's see this clip. I've seen you laugh a lot, but only when you're drunk. Okay, but that doesn't count. That's also when I've seen you be very racist. Brian, you know what I call Shard? What? This is not true.

Stop. I call her a hard-ar show. That's never happened. I knew this shit would happen. That's fucking yaw. Sharm. What shitty motel is this podcast? His grandmother's apartment.

Is there his grandma's apartment? Grandmas' house. It's actually a really nice house. This looks like where they killed that gay guy in the Subrano. It looks like the same. I like, okay. She's sick. She's sick.

She's sick. Yeah, of course she's sick. Look at that mold-written fucking shit. Run rough shot all over this apartment. That chair is actually a white chair. It's just covered in mold. It's covered in grandma's shit. Now, let's not distract from the fact that we did just learn that Char is racist when she's

drunk. And our question, our question for you, who are you most racist towards when you're drunk? This is crazy. Answer the question. Whoever's pissed me off. Like, whatever you are, it doesn't even matter. I'll go to any, I'll say anything.

You weren't just talking about Mexicans fighting you earlier. Okay, so yesterday it was them. Because they started, she called her boyfriend, called me a bitch, and then she wanted to fight me. So whoever's in front of me. You know what? I got sort of a follow-up. In terms of the times you've been angriest and most racist when you're drunk,

rank the race that it's most fun to be. Like, where does Mexicans land in the race for you? Mexicans are honestly chill. It's not Mexicans often. That was just once. She was crazy. She was like, you're at a bit. And I was like, I don't know.

I would say, Just look to see who's not here. They're recording this. By the way, Jay and I are both from Texas, so if you need new slurs. We got them. I was just down there. You can pull it back up. Who am I most racist?

Probably Jewish people. Probably Jewish people, sorry. You know that? That's just culture. Yeah, that's the Iranian in you. That's tracks, that's why. And then we give them back. It's out of love.

My best friends are Jewish. Char, what's your nationality? Iranian. Iranian. So are you, so man, in She didn't even give a fuck that they killed Jesus and she still acts. That's even better. You know what?

I feel like I'm pretty satisfied with this answer. How do we feel about this answer, everybody? The Jews! All right, Jee's. Jews. Jews. Jews. Jews. Jews.

All right. Uh... She they're firing missiles in Tel Aviv. Anyways. Tyler. Ready to show off Taylor's discomfort Oh yeah. All right, Taylor.

Okay. Let's make some nice for Taylor Spence. Now thankfully, this is actually, you set yourself up on this one. Because you did talk, you talked about it on your set. You're a tour guide at San Diego Zoo. Oh shit. We found on your, we found some resume that you have. Yeah, you've been a tour operator.

He did. He did. 35 minute bus tours. Yeah. 35 minute bus tours. You educate patrons about conservation. She has a metrics. You did mention, you did mention hitting a kid.

Yeah. Actually, we looked up reviews of the San Diego Zoo Bus Store, and there are a lot of kids who get hit on the San Diego Sub Bus Store. Hey, fuck them. Good for you. Yeah. Well, do you get free passes? To people I like. Okay, fuck off. Are you Jewish?

She's Jewish. We don't let it go. This is really not bad. I thought it was going to be like to shut a kid up. She just snapped the Kuala Galavers back. I am so relieved that this is what it is. Well, so we have, but we do have some reviews that we found. Is that me?

We actually do want to know there is one that we found. We're not sure if it's you or not. We would like to confirm. I'm going to read the review. Three stars. Three stars from Jen in Happy Valley, Oregon. My big complaint is the bus. It's loud, squeaky, and the tour guides talking is not age-appropriate.

Oh. Talk about how difficult it is to live in SoCal. all caps, and the cost of living is too much. Talked about Tinder dates. Oh, I think is so much worse. And a lot of comments on economical and political issues. I'm a big fan of talking about this, but for a zoo it felt misplaced and unnecessary

when it's a bus full of young children. Would love to hear more about the animals? Look, I don't think you need to feel bad because she's from Oregon? Is that right, Jay? She's in Oregon, yeah. No question she's fucking a guy who is in January 6. With that review. Do you think,

do you think legitimately do you think this is about you? Here's the thing. So, I don't think so, but that,

I can't read, so, okay, the main complaint is that it's too political? Yeah. Okay.

You getting political talking about camels and shit like that? They make this talk about climate change, so much people are like, so that's usually what's happening,

because I have to mention climate change. There's like, I have to mention, like, conservation three times. You talk about Tinder when you do the bus store? There's one bad joke that, so like we all,

a lot of, I write my own jokes because I'm a comedian. But there's one bad Tinder joke that everyone reuses, but I don't use it. They say like there's like, basically they're finding a cute way to say like we put animals together

to fuck and we say like, oh, it's kind of like it on like, we say it's like kind of like Tinder for tigers. So. You know the fucking bus jokes? Are you on the bus? But she knows the jokes. She sheds her friends up.

Shut the fuck on the fucking with the tent. I love the jokes. So if you're not doing the Tinder joke, then this one's not about you, but we do actually have one of your coworkers we have a question about. So specifically named, we had a guide for the tour bus known as Bree. Bree, was a pathetic waste of our time. That's so good. And extraordinary irritant, naming stories about Falcons as we just passed the camels and stopped in an in-between area looking at nothing.

Her voice was annoying, and her style was to talk about Bree and what Bree liked, as opposed to what the customers who pay Bree's salary like. This individual literally came across as some type of revenge employee, given to us to make our zoo day even worse. and more worthless. Wow. Bree should be behind one of the cages cleaning the animals

food bottles. That's so good. Very poor and wasted time. Grade F for failure Bree. You shouldn't be working there. Hell. Oh, we saw apes, a few monkeys, tiger, lion, elephant, and some amphibians.

Never again on so many levels. F, F, F, F, F, F. That is so funny. She doesn't work there anymore. Two stars. This man broke her. She... Yeah, wait, our question, is, what's brief fucking deal?

Give us the scoop. Navy wife. Oh. That, that's... She's like, she's a Navy wife, and she likes anime. And I don't, like, she wears a backpack,

but she's like 32. I don't know. know, like, she's, they're, there's zoo adults, there's Disney adults, there's, like, civil world adults, there's zoo adults. Like, I have coworkers that, like, go to the zoo on their day off. And they all know the Tinder Tiger joke. They're ready to roll with it. They're ready to roll with it.

And I, like, going to jail on your house. Like, they're just watching, like, I'll just go visit people at the presence. I just have a quick question. It's a jail in San Diego. On that review with all the animals they listed in the end, were those just covert and was that a drunk getting yelled where you were written by char? I think it might be. These fucking elephants and tigers are taken over!

They could be. Lions and tigers and bears and the Jews! It was so bad. Well, so she doesn't work there anymore. You think this broke her? It could have. She's very sensitive. You know what she's doing now?

doing now? And just being a wife, I'm sorry. Which is fine, which is fine for some people. I think it's fine for Bree, and it's definitely fine. Taylor Spencer, what a fine answer. You know what? I love this, I hope we get Bree coming to the next show. I would love to find Brie.

Jerry. She can't afford child care. Do I get a point for me? Tyler, does Taylor get a point for being named? Oh yeah, for sure. Oh, good. Absolutely. Fuck that Navy wife, bitch.

A bunch of other sailors already are. Okay. I cannot, I do not have points. Jerry. You ready? Oh, my God, I guess. Jerry, Jerry, Jerry. You know about the Wayback Machine?

Oh, yeah, sure. You know how much of your old website is archived on the Wayback Machine? Is it really? Yep. This is Jerry's website, circa 2012. Oh my god. Breastfeeding a baby on the dart platform. That's actually North Hollywood, right?

That's North Hollywood. I thought it was because the yellows, like, that's dark colors for sure. Oh, God. If you like Jerry, you can catch him October 26th, 2012, and 8 p.m. at the comic strip in El Paso, Texas. You can't watch his video because Adobe Flash is no longer supported. Oh my god. You also had, you had a blog on this website.

And a lot of your blog is archived. You shared anecdotes, you shared advice. Wow, okay. Our first post that really caught our eye was this one. How to Get Wade as a Nerd in Three Simple Steps. Men who blog. I'm just going to say that. Oh, yeah, I have a fiancé.

Yeah, Jerry, be fucking. So we, oh, don't worry. We're going to read it. You manifest it. So, oh, excuse me. You're right. It's sick fun. So, Jerry, you talked about how to get laid as in our three simple steps.

You talked about some stories. You told us some experiences yourself. To this day, I have a shelf up with action figures in my room. Oh, my. And it has never stopped me from getting laid. In fact, I take pride that I let them all wash. The lions from Voltron have seen my balls more than the creepy old guy who babysat me growing up. That's like the diary of a cereal.

It is. Like we, I would see that on the news. And then we'd go, how did we not know? How is this guy not dead? We also had some tips you gave in this post. All right. Oh, my God, this is all coming back to me. If someone you're attracted to who's going for the same ointment that you are at Walgreens, make your move.

Name a better icebreaker than, oh, you have a rash too? Right? Good, but. Thank you. See? Single guy right here. I was trying to help the nerds out. You're trying to help the nerds out.

I am. I'm here for everybody. We got another one. Don't be a pussy. Go for it. Are you the guy that folds under pressure, or are you James Tiberius motherfucking Kurt? Spock never hit his ears.

Don't hide yours. That's right. See? That's for the nerds. A man of the nerds. A man of the people. Oh, God. Now, we are, of course, we're in San Diego.

Yes. This is Home of Comic Con. It's coming up in a couple of months. It's gonna be nerd meck around here. It is, yeah. And I feel like you actually might be able to help out some of the wayward nerds that we know could come to Comic-Con. Yes.

So our question for you. How would you help these nerds get later? Comic-Con. We're going to show you some pictures of nerds we have found from previous Comic-Con. This is probably to be the toughest challenge. And you're gonna give them some advice. Okay. All right.

Let's show off our first nerds, Tyler. You know, I think these guys are all set. I don't think this is a 10 out of 10 no notes. I think they just, if not, I mean, what you're not seeing is the next picture, where they're just getting their dick suckers, all mine, waiting to blow both these guys. Look at this. They're basically put together the shittiest C3 field in R2D2

and have the confidence to stand in front of thousands of people when they're getting, they're fine. No notes, 10 out of 10, they're getting pussy, no question. Next third. Yeah. Okay. In case they're running, we're looking at, that is supposed to be the Eye of Saran from Lord of the Rings. This one, I'm going to say, I'm going to say that my first advice would be suicide and hope you could get fucked in the after one.

Yeah, I'm gone. I fucking gone. That's my number. That would be my advice for this. All right. And we have one final nerd for you. Oh, man. Wow.

Again, lose the underwear. That's my thing. 10 out of 10. All but it's a nine out of ten. Just lose the undies, go full on. Come on. He's packing. He's got something.

He's got the avatar tentacle ready to go. He's got a little bit of a hawk going. So I would just say, again, if you're at Comic Con, here's the thing, there's going to be a woman there. No offense to the women here, but there's going to be a woman who's like, yep, that's what I've been open to fuck. Secretly, I won't tell anybody, right, if I'm going to clean all this blue shit off my vagina. But yeah, no, I'm fun. That's what I want to fuck that guy to get back at my father. You know what I'm going to happen?

So I think it, no, it's just losing something. That would be my friend. Nice. Jerry Rocha, everybody. That is some stellar advice. And that is the discomfort zone. You guys survive. Look at that.

You guys, we're going to pretend we're in court group for this next game. Y'all are going to be the jury. We have three fine lawyers right here ready to defend or prosecute clients. We're going to show you their mug shot. They're going to tell you whether they would save them or send them in the jail. They're going to show you their crime. They're going to have to plead their case to you all who must decide at the end of the plea. You guys are ready to send some folks to hotness jail?

Let's do it. All right. Tyler, let's see that first criminal. Look at this. Look at this vixen, pouty lady. Mugshot. Mugshoty. What are y'all thinking?

Savor or straight to jail? Who goes first? Whoever you like? Straight to jail. Straight to jail. What's your reason? Just, she looks like she has the gnarly a smelling pussy. I wouldn't get it.

That thing is not even worth trying to lick once just to see what happens. I'm telling you right now, you can just tell. She's got crazy chick slash stinky pussy eyes. No way. Lock this fucking psycho up. Stinky pussy eyes. Ask your eye doctor. Yeah.

I don't know if there's drops for it. Yeah. Ben Stein is not advertising those drops. Yeah, there's no way. You know, that thing just reeks no matter why. So Taylor, it seems like by default you must have to defend. I have to defend her.

Yeah, we can't have a hung jury. Okay, sure, okay, I'll defend her. So you got it to be ready to defend her. We're going to show the crime. The prosecution will go first, then the defense will rest. Sorry, ready to put this motherfucker? He doesn't fucking kill this bitch. She was stealing a candelabra

from a Las Vegas club. See? I told you. Pimsy. Not like a trashy bitch. Exactly. Thank you. She also looks kind of a little bit like Casey Anthony.

Yeah. And that's bothering me. That's true. There's definitely... There's a Casey Anthony in that those eyes. I don't like it. Yeah, there's a few toddlers in the bottom.

All right. Yeah, no question. I think the prosecution has pled their case. I mean, how? It's just a fucking layup. I'm sorry, but it's just a layup. Say her, Taylor. You must save her. Okay.

My client is claiming to care more about the tiger's well-being. Why does he care about having a candelabra in his home? He doesn't need to focus on having the candelabra. She's actually helping them focus more on the conservation, on the well-being of their tigers. Who the fuck cares about a candelopra? Smalley pussy. Who gives a lot. Objection stinky pussy.

Objection stinky pussy beats anything. You know what? You can't focus on anything with that star. Jury, do we think the prosecution won? Are we sending her to jail? No. Sending her to jail. Death penalty.

Is she going straight to jail? Yes. Yes, all right. Jay, the pussy stinks. She's in the clink. Thank you. Well, Johnny Comprehensive. You know, Tyler, give yourself a few points for that.

I don't know. It's fine. I didn't read off that title. It's fine. All right, I'll recap it. Let's go on to our next criminal. All right. Take a look at this.

Do-eyed Beauty. I'm going to say, saver, because I guarantee you this was a fist fight at the target. I guarantee you this was a fist fight at a target, no big deal. She looks like she has kids, and that she's a really good mom. I'm with you. I'm saving her. She's a smile thing.

You guys remember Tyra Banks talking about smile, with your eyes. Smizing. I'll let her pass just because she's smizing. Well, wait, so we have three people who are so that, but you can't have that. Three people saving. We got one. I'll kill the bitch.

All right. Sharr's going to kill the bitch. I thought the target joke was as far as I can take. All right. We got Taylor and Jerry ready to defend. Sharr's going to prosecute again. Offer Star, Stinky Pussy, criminality, whatever the fuck that thing's called.

Conviction. onto that filling X's gas tank with three sucks, Skittles and co-hero She's a hero She's an icon She is a hero

You know this piece of shit Had it coming She didn't do any She didn't do anything Hacking It's okay She's acting on It's either this or she does

something worse I want to defend her She could have got a hat Women crash out I'm so sick of women crashing out because a man is a fuck? And then this is what happened. She could have...

What did he do? She also could have done the hacky-dict. She could have knocked down a tail light. She could have a key to her instead. She bought a bag of skittles, sucked every one of them fucking dry. That whore. Like a pro.

Good for her. Prey-Timony is dead in this country. She's being resumed school. You know what? That's an angry teacher who had to buy all of her school supplies. We must declare a mis-trial here. She's getting off-shot-free. Nice job.

Nice job, lawyers. You even flip the prosecution, that's tough. Well, yeah, I just love that you did that. Free soft Skittles and Coke Zero. That's psycho, and I love it. We have one final... The three of us, we're gonna get ditty off, watch. The three of us are that good.

We're gonna do it. We're gonna get ditty off. We're gonna get ditty off. Okay, final contestant, or final criminal. Look at this. No. Edward. Cullen.

I'm putting him in jail. He looks weird. He looks weird. Jail? Evil eyes. Look at this guy. Look, I guarantee you his crime was trying to, he raped somebody pretending he was John Mayer. No question.

He was like, hey, thank you on there. Father, fathers be good to the orders. This guy looks like a pile of you. Fuck him. Put on an undershirt, you fucking queen. All right. Fuck this guy. You know what?

normally this is not how this game to be played, but I just want to hear the torrent of hatred about this man Let's see what he did. His crime Melbourne man. Oh, he's Australian Fleckham extra. Pled guilty to trafficking meth and GHB. Yeah, of course he's

It is a date rape drug. Yeah, of course, look at it. We fucking do it. This guy's like the Beatles of date rapists. Look at this guy. This fucking scummy file of shit. Fuck it. No, I, fuck it. I This forehead's huge

Is anyone defending this guy, Jack? No! No, we know a douche when we see one. We have to... We're got lawyers. No, you know what, it's okay. I feel like we're all on board with hate. Is the jury, are we all on board with hating this bitch?

Kill that bitch. I will say... Kill that bitch. Kill that bitch. Kill that. His name is fucking Jack. Of course he's a rapist. Tyler, do you...

Hey, Jesse. Do you want to defend this man? I will say when we picked it out. I don't know if he was. It's not necessarily a date rate drug. You can use it recreationally. So, all right. You can't...

Such a rapist, I know, yeah. Way to take up for the rapist, Tyler. I take GHV in the park. Like, what? Kids love it. All right, well, let's get out of here before we get it. He looks like John Mayer and Dave Taylor's with wrongs. There it is.

There it is. I can save a straight to jail. Makes sense for wonderful lawyers, everybody. Now. We should start a law firm after this. That'd be pretty good. Only the first non-Jewish law firm at Schar's request. Oh, step one, get the Jews for killing Jesus.

That's going to be charged. We're going to put them all away. We have one game left, but Tyler, it's time to check it on the scores. How's everybody doing? Who needs the help in this final round? That chaos round that they had right there. All right. The third place got Ted with 40 hundred points. Second place, Char, with 17 points, and leading Jerry with 1800 points.

It was game. Nice, nice, nice. All right, folks, we have one more game. This is one of our favorite games. This is a game called Crowd Work, Hamakazi. You can stand it these days, goes on Instagram, whatever. You're definitely seeing some crap work.

You're seeing some guy who looks like, uh, uh, uh, uh, the, honestly, that last guy who we just sent to jail. You're seeing him ask you where you go to work or if you're in a relationship. It's all happening. It's easy. That's why. Yeah, Matt Wright. Yeah, yeah.

That was Matt Wright's guy. That was, we just sent him to jail. Another reason I hate that guy. Yeah. Now, of course, we want to help our comics out on the show because everybody needs crowdwork clips to succeed these days, but we are going to be giving them deliberately hard crowdwork questions that they must insert into their natural crowdwork

whenever they hear this siren. God damn it. When you hear that siren comics, I'm going to come running up with the question that you're going to have to ask whoever you're crowdworking in this moment. And when you hear this, crash and it burns. All right.

And you have kamikaze yourself. So we were going to start up with the comic who is in last place. Taylor Spencer. Taylor, you got this. Come on, Taylor! All right. Now, we've asked all the comedians to pick one individual person, so you guys are all going to have different crowdwork comics.

Taylor, go ahead and pick your person. We're going to get this thing started. Makes noise for Taylor Spencer, everybody. Taylor! Do you consent to crowdwork? Okay. Hey, what do you do for work? I'm a project manager.

Oh, project manager. What do you like to manage? Project. That's crazy. Cool. What's like a project that you like? What's the project that like? Yeah, like, what is that?

Do you use computers? That's crazy. Do you like tippy type type? What? After you're done typing on a computer, when you get home, What Olympic sport best represents how you make love? Wow! Really excited over here.

Oh my gosh. What's your like, in the Olympics, do I have like walk-up songs? Like, do they play when you go do your Olympic thing? What's your Olympic walk-up song? That's a great one. That's a great one. That's a great one.

What you do is when you make life. Get the costume, get the concept. Simon, Tyler. Come on, Tyler. Um, So, after you're done, um, having love. Then explain why Big Bird gets me so horny. What's your name?

You might see. Dana? Dana is definitely in the running for any. In the running. We have one prize for it, maybe. That Dana, that was a real fucking slammed up. Real fucking slam dunked in a nice job, good work. Who's in the ground going,

Does she get a book? You guys want these free library books? Don't worry, we got extra books, don't worry. Don't worry. It is time to move on to our second place in testing right now, which is Shar Rampton. Are we? We're ready.

Are you sure? Yes, I'm sure. Okay, everybody, makes a nice for Shar Rampton. Ew. I sounded so creepy. I sounded like a rapist right there. I want you. Is this your first comedy show?

No. No. Do you guys come a lot? Are you guys friends, family? My mom and my sister. Oh my god. You guys are close. Are you doing anything for Mother's Day?

Yeah. I think my mom, do you ever want to just... Does your mom ever, like, make you sad? Like, sometimes I... Never. You never fight with your mom? I mean, yeah. My mom is the only person I would like like to hit sometimes.

Just out of like, you know? Sure, what the fuck are you doing? I'm about to go. She doesn't make you sad. You get sad often of her? What's like the saddest place you come? That's not the question. Read the question as it's printed on the card.

Where is the set? No, there's a part before that. I vote from. This is the saddest place you've come. Where is the saddest place you've come? place you've come. If you want, I'll like to answer first. My dad's Toyota Camry.

My first boyfriend. And it was in the back of my dad's camera. And it wasn't that good, but whatever. You still got off. Wait, you know, I was like I was half to. Your dad's car? Are you really close with your mom? Would, like, some real weird question.

You're telling me, bitch. You're telling me. What, like, how, would you? But I hate that I picked her because she's with her mind. Because this is gonna- Would you rather watch your parents have sex? Or have your parents watch you have sex? We're together so.

Okay, you wanna fuck, yeah. So she would watch you have sex. Right? That was, by the way, everybody to boo me for interrupting Sharre. That makes sense. Not a most uncomfortable situation. situation or more comfortable by being like okay well I came in my dad's car and your name

he was in first place going into this round let's see how he does after cover or con or hazy everybody makes much for Jerry roach you've been nice and clapping at my shit so I'll fuck for the year right there the hit their youth table over here this is what the proud boys are after like that's like the mission like you look like the America the proud boys want like you look like you just got back from explaining just give trouble little more done. It's all going to be fine, okay? Everything's in a beautiful.

No, I'm not. That's just how you look, all right? I'm sorry. I'm sure you're a great there, but you look very Hillary. This is probably right up your alley, given your age, you know? Maybe this is one of the first things that got you horny as a kid. What sexual base would you let Shrek take you to? Oh, he see?

He has an answer. Did you see how it dejected he got? He already knows. What would it be? What do you think? Two? Second. A ground rule double. Ground rule! And the Shrek is freaking fucking his ass, at least.

What is a ground rule double? What's that? What is a ground rule double? It's like when it's like almost an error, but not really, and they had to stop the play, but the guy was going to make it the third. Like, nah, just stay in second means. That's right. So, Shrek got close to dittling.

It's not bad. Right. Oh, oh. Oh, another one. Oh, oh. Oh, another one. Um, it, who, who's, I'm gonna say yes to this. I agree, I would say yes.

What do you think? If trees could talk and they told us that sap was their cum, would you still put syrup on your pancakes? I'd blow the tree right down to there. That's how much I love syrup. I'm like, oh, it's fucking your con. Well, how do I get more? What would you?

Would you still put on your pancakes? Twice on Sunday. Twice on Sunday. Look at this guy, huh? Elon is going to see Kyle for him later tonight. Jerry Rocha everybody Wow, Jerry Rocha. And Jeremy comes back again.

Makes the noise for Jeremy. Okay, thank you. Please don't shoot up your work. I was just joking. You all look like beautiful, wonderful people. I think that Glust is going to come to shooting up his work is when he cranks one out to Shrek and Trico. Shrek and pancakes.

All right, folks. It's that time. Tyler's going to have you. I think the scores, we're almost at the end of the game. These comics have said some fucked up stuff. We can all agree. They are all quite fucked up. We're about to find out who's the most fucked up.

In between then, while Tyler's tabulate the points, we're going to cleanse your palettes. Because we want you to come back. We come back here a lot. We love having great audiences are wrong like you guys have tonight. Make some risk for yourself. You're awesome. You rolled with us during all of our crazy shit.

And we want to make sure you get out of here on nice notes. We're going to have our comedians cleanse your pallets with a pallet cleanser joke. Ah, feel the vibe. Cleanse. It's a pure mood up here, folks. Archmanians are going to do a clean, wholesome joke to get out of here out of ice and boo?

You know what? Actually, that's all booed the clean wholesome joke right now. It's getting out of our systems. What's funny is he's been a quietest, most polite guy all night. He's like, fuck that! Talk about whores! Jesus, whir-node. Our comedians are going to do one thing, wholesome joke to get us out here before Tyler's and happy to the scores.

All right, let's do it. Let's go ahead and start off with our first comedian of the evening. Sharriam! Makes a way for Sharme. I used to take my grandma's medicine as a kid to try and get fucked up. Now I just have really strong bones. It's out to Centrum Silver, and especially shout out to your next comedian. Thanks for Taylor Spencer!

And their clean, wholesome jokes. So I use they-then pronouns, and I just care when people try with pronouns. Like the other day, my friend was like, Taylor, I love you. I'm sorry. I love they. I was like, thank you so much. You're the best. Sorry.

Her the best. That is a nice, wholesome joke. Straight down the barrel. And coming up, a clean, hole. from Jerry Rocha. I hope there's enough sports fans in here who will get this, but Jay and I are both from Dallas, Texas. And if you've never, the easiest way to explain Dallas, Texas is probably one of the few cities in on the planet where its citizens wanted to riot because their basketball team got rid of a white guy. There we go. All right, thank you. Jerry Rocha, everybody. makes me for dearie that is true Luca bye bye um so sad they kept the black guys it's basketball I'm gonna fucking worried about

folks uh Tyler has been tabanated scores we got prizes ready to give out and we are going to give out a prize to our best audience member from Crowber Kamakazi as well Tyler why don't you come on down and tell everybody what they are thank you very much I'm right all right you is a very close round well where's rhythmic gymnastics. Dana. Wow. You got this romantic book

if not for free. It's called the Beauty Queen's Makeover. That's real. It's a nerdy guy and a pretty girl in school. But later, they're older. She's going to read that next time

she's on her pommel horse, huh? You know what back up. All right, all right. In third place. Again, all these books were found in a free library in Los Angeles earlier today.

I don't believe you. I think Tyner sold these from the fires I think you're going to find out that what I'm saying is true. All right, with any dare points. Everybody says, Tara Spencer, you get this. Boys should be boys. Seven seatless to raising healthy sons.

Yeah, that's good. In second place, it was very close. But it's Jerry Rocha. Jerry Rocha, you get this. Wild things, the art of nurturing boys. So much boys? I hope it's dying a car crash on the way home. And the cops find this.

You know how fuck that I am? I didn't plan this, but wow, it really worked out. In first place, it's Char Randt, everybody. 22 hundred points. She gets this, using Jewish teachings to raise self-reliant children. The blessed of a skin, me, that's for you. Jay, back here.

Tyler Meznorich, everybody. Thanks, nice, Mr. Tyler. Wonderful contestants, Taylor Spencer, Jerry Rocha, Shar Ramton. As a thank you for playing. You do also get this get out of cancellation free card. In case anything, everything comes are right, I will need them.

Especially, sure will definitely need that for future Hollywood career. Yes. We will take care of you. One more time for all of our incredible contestants. You guys have been a great up. Come back and see us again soon. Oh, you can say, you can say stuff to that. This is all our question.

It's pretty good. It's been great. This has been a wonderful crowd. You know, it's real quick, I'm sorry, growing up, assuming Latino, right? I am too. Growing up in a Latino family with a lot of women, but what's the saddest place you've ever come?

I'm surprised you were like, I don't know why that's then. They were there. You know what I mean? We're kind of always everywhere with each other. Stickers, Jay. Yes. By the way, we do have some ownership to the show. If you like some stuff, you want to get your own cards,

we have stickers of those cards. We've got brand new stickers. Come talk to us in the back afterwards. Come on sticker? Yeah, come on. Or is this like a Pricewaterhouse guy winning an Oscar? They don't allow that. We'll figure out for you, Jerry.

Come see us in the back, and come see us again sometime at Wrong Game Show, right here at Mike Drop. One more than I have for the mic drop, comedy, plug. You guys have a great night. We will see you later. Bye-bye.