WRONG! A Fucked Up Game Show - SLINGIN' AROUND HARD R'S (ft. Brent Lowrey, Julia Corral, Shain Brenden)

Episode Date: June 28, 2025

Recorded live at The Siren Theater in Portland, OR on May 21st, 2025.OUR BRAVE CONTESTANTS: Brent Lowrey, Julia Corral, Shain BrendenSUBSCRIBE ON YOUTUBE to watch full shows in glorious HD!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠COME SEE US LIVE!⁠⁠⁠⁠ Upcoming Shows:SAN DIEGO: 7/19 @ Mic Drop Comedy Club, 10 PMLOS ANGELES: 7/30 @ The Comedy Store, 8 PMSUPPORT THE SHOW: https://ko-fi.com/wronggameshowFOLLOW EVERYONE:WRONG! http://www.instagram.com/wronggameshowBrent Lowrey https://www.instagram.com/hahahabrent/Julia Corral https://www.instagram.com/themexinpdx/Shain Brenden https://www.instagram.com/shainbrenden/podcast art by Melanie Meisner Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello, everybody. I'm Jay Light, and this is another episode of Wrong, a fucked up game show podcast edition. Today, we are dropping the Portland show. This one we just did on our tour. We're dropping all those tour shows. They're coming out hot, fast, and furious. This one's got Brent Lowry, Julia Corral, Shane Brendan, recorded live at the Siren Theater back in May. very exciting stuff really love this show I think you're going to dig it too you want to come check out the show live we do have a couple more dates coming up we're going to be back at mic drop in san diega on july 19th we're going to be back at mike drop in san diega on july 19th we're going to be back at the comedy store in la on july 30th you can get tickets right now both those links are in the show notes and if you want to watch this episode for reals you can go check it out on youtube YouTube link is also in the show notes but if you gotta keep it audio only for work or whatever totally fine I get it sometimes

this stuff not fit for your eyes not fit for the eyes of the public at least keep it in your ears keep it to yourself anyway without further ado let's get wrong wrong am I wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong with this stuff at all because it's wrong From the Siren Theater here in Portland, Oregon, it's wrong and fucked up game show. You guys are here. Yeah, clap. Live studio audience here tonight.

Welcome. Welcome to the wrong and fucked up game show, everybody. I am Jay Light. I'm your host. Make some voice from, I can, this is the first time I've never been able to see him. Tyler Messnerich, my name, sir. Hello, I am up here. I am the voice of God.

Our illustrious scorekeeper, I do not like that I can't see you at. at all, Tyler. Yeah, it's like family. I'm coming for you. I feel like this gives you way too much power. No, it feels good. I'm like that banker, that evil banker in that game. Deal or no deal?

Yeah, the guy is like, I'm not giving any of you nice people money. I don't like this. Everybody booed Tyler right now. I'm not giving any of you nice people money then. That's good. We're going to put Tyler in his place the whole show. It's all going to do it. This is very exciting.

This is a game show. This is a fucked up game show. What that means is it is fucked up for the comedians. Exactly. You guys are going to be fine. Don't you worry, all right? Because this is, at most game shows, you know, we like a game show, right? On most game shows.

You like it when people do things, right. Not here. We like it when people do things. Raw? That's great. Wow. Let's get a little bit every. We like it when people do things.

Did somebody say spicy in the back? You know what? I like spicy. I like special. Thank you. Let's do a spicy on the count of three. What's your name? Sure is your name?

That's not a real name. Is it your husband? Yes. You know what? I like that. Tyler gives sure a few points. Everybody makes a noise for sure. Spicy sure.

I think I might rip my pants so I keep walking up and down the stage like this. And that would be... Spicy! Spicy! It would in fact be both wrong and spicy, which is great news. It's a combo platter.

We have plenty of games where we are going to be putting the screws to our comedians tonight. They're going to be starting off getting fucked up for you guys, telling some of their darkest, dirtiest materials to say what they think is fucked up. Then, we're going to put them in some weird,

uncomfortable places and make them get their way out of it through the power of laughter and comedy. I hope nobody laughs. The way that Tyler is laughing right now. It's like a sermon. We've been, now see here, everybody. We've got a lot of stuff. We've found up some things about them.

We've got some questions for them to answer. We've gone through their social media. We found posts that they may have forgotten are still available. We're gonna make them... We got some questions. We got some answers. And you guys are gonna benefit from everybody being wrong. So we're ready to get wrong tonight?

Ready to get wrong? Hell yes. We are going to start off with a game with a chance for you guys. to get some prizes. All our comics get some prizes. Audience members, you have a chance to get some right now. With our first game, audience game, a game called Worst Week. Fucking thing sucks! Man, Tyler, you breezed right past that picture.

I really did, yeah. You want to try it again? Let's try it again. All right. The game called Worst Week. Okay, we don't do that. I don't know. I was wondering that fast. Everybody booed Tyler again? Fucking thing sucks. There we everybody clap for Tyler.

Thank you. Thank you. Positive reinforcement. We have filled out some cards you guys, the beginning of the show. We asked you guys to say in five words or last why your week was fucked up. We have two very strong contenders who are the most fucked up week. First one is Trevor. Trevor, where are you at, Trevor?

Oh shit. Oh shit. Trevor, come on up to the stage. Everybody makes some noise for Trevor, everybody. Make some noise for Trevor. Trevor, you're winning a prize. Come on up. Come on up.

I don't think there's no other Trevers. There's definitely no other Trevers because you're the only one. who said oh shit I feel like that's enough of a signifier if I words or last year we just fucked up five-year-old punched me now who's five-year-old my son and why did your five-year-old son punch you it happens a lot but I think he was wanting to continue to play it was time to go standard parenting stuff he says no I'm not done playing with oh he was He was organizing his dominoes.

I think he's got maybe a little OCD. He wanted to lay these things out just right. I'm like, it's time to move. And he said, no, I want my dominoes. And he just punched me. And where did he punch you? Well, that, I mean, that time I think it was like, course over.

I don't like that it's that time. I don't like you've got a catalog, Trevor. Jenny, he's hiding perils. Our next worst week contender, also recipient of violence from a child. Tyler, not this Tyler. Where's other Tyler? Where's Tyler in the audience? Tyler, come on up to the stage.

Nice noise for Tyler. You're going to be standing right there next to Trevor, my man. Tyler, in five words of the last year, we just fucked up. 14-year-old kicked me. Also, your son. Okay. What great do you teach? I work in a bedroom, so kids of all ages.

And why did the 14-year-old kick you? Yeah, I must. I wasn't letting him put sticks on the train tracks for the max to run over. I feel like these two assaulters would be very good friends. At some point, yeah. Well, we got a couple people who've been assaulted by children. We're going to find out which one had the worst week. Do we think Trevor had the worst week?

Make some noise if we think Trevor had the worst week. All right. Do we think that Tyler had the worst week? I think we got a winner. Tyler had the worst week. Everybody makes noise for Tyler. Yeah. And other Tyler, you guys stay right here

because Tyler is going to tell you guys what you want. I don't go at your prizes. Jay is going to run up the stairs right now. We have two great prizes we found at a thrift store. I almost kept it. Erked up. In second plate? All over the place.

But Trevor, you got this bass pro shoe. How bad, look at you. You can wear that. I paid $2 for it, and I wore it ironically once. And Tyler, you get this. Also, out of thrift store. Look at this. It's M&M flipping off a camera.

T-shirt. Almost kept it. Almost kept that one. That's for you, Tyler. Guys, one more hand for Tyler and Trevor. Great job, having the worst week. Thank you, guys. You can head back to your seats.

All right. We have had some worst week contenders. Now we're going to see what our comics think is about. With the game we call, let's get fucked up! We are clapping, we are here, like I said, our comedians, people we have asked to do fucked up material. I don't know why I'm talking like Casey Kasem.

They're gonna be doing some fucked up jokes for you guys tonight. It's Casey Kasem on his deathbed, Jay, Jesus. They're going to be doing some fucked up jokes. We've asked them to do, dark material, dirty material. We don't know which one we're gonna get, but we know it's going to be... It's going to be wrong. It will be spicy and it will be fucked up.

How about that, everybody? Let's get you know our first contestant. Our first contestant used to go to Disneyland so much. She referred to it on Facebook as D-Land. Makes a noise for Julia Corral, everybody. Julia Carrel! It is D-Land when you're giving handjobs on the Honda Mansion, right? Like, you know, I think that is where it's a little different.

Oh my gosh. I'm really paranoid that you can see my lips. But, okay. Down there. Okay, so what's going on? You guys, I'm having a great day. I have lost 35 pounds as in December. Thank you.

Thank you. Portive of me. The other day, a hipster bitch kind of looked like you. It wasn't you booed me when I said I want to lose weight. And she's like, you don't need to lose weight. You're beautiful. And it got in my head because it's like, yeah, I'm beautiful. But I'm not trying to lose weight because of that.

I'm just trying to tie my shoe. without getting a cramp. You know, I saw a TikTok in December that said an asteroid was gonna take out the world maybe, and we all might die. And I just thought, oh my God, if that happens, my dying wish is to see my clip one last time. You know, and I think that's feminist.

Another thing about me is like, okay, so a lot of the reason I'm losing weight is because I'm now 20 months sober. Thank you. It was court ordered, but I'm glad I am here. I'll be able to talk about it one day. But, okay. I don't know if anybody's sober, but if you got to the point like me a raging alcohol,

like you dabbled in sobriety for a really long time. And I didn't want to do the program because I was raised in the program. I was raised by addicts. Like, by the time I was five years old, I was selling urine to all of my family's friends to pass a drug test. It was my first lemonade stand. It bought a lot of Hello Kitty in the 90s. Let me tell you that.

But I didn't want to go to the program. And my girlfriend one time was like, okay, why don't we just like dabble into the sobriety pond I will invite you to dinner with all of my girlfriends and then you can see if you want to go to the program so I did I went to Matador on Burnside classy ladies you know and while we were there all of our friends were sharing stories and there was this one girl who had confessed at dinner time that while she was wasted

she thinks she had sex with the family dog because the dog is now looking at her weird and she's having flashbacks and you guys I have the same look that you do when she's saying that but with the gess of theia in my mouth like you know what I mean can't be an alcoholic because I ain't fucking no family dog

like you know I'm fucking some dogs some men you know I'm cheating on my boyfriend but you know not beastie And so like, I think about this bitch often. I do. I think about her because if I would have never went to that dinner, I would have been sober 15 years earlier. Like, I could have made something out of my life.

What else is going on? I've been on. Is everybody in therapy here? You guys look like a therapy crowd? Okay, so I've been learning about generational trauma, and I've been learning about, like, we, like, I hold the trauma of my grandma in me. You know what I mean? It's passed on when she had it in my mom. And I was like, that is like so crazy.

Like if I could feel the pains of like my grandfather beating her, then I definitely felt my dad's dick, like, touched my forehead when I was in the wood. I have a dimple. It's like the other day that I've never given a blowjrop to completion. Anyone else? You've never given a blowjrop to completion? Or you have? I don't want to do it. And I didn't. And I think, and I I figured out, okay, I was trying to figure out what I give blowjubs is, and I started doing drugs really early, and I realized that I give blowjobs the same way I roll a blunt. Right? Okay.

If you want to know how to not do it to completion, that's what you have to do. Put it in your hands and just roll it. And then you want to lick the seam, like get that middle line. And then you want to like get the tip all wet. And then when it's like juicy, it's glistening, you can see your reflection, then you go at showtime, put it in. Like, you know what I mean? They will be happy with that. It's worked.

I am married. Like, okay, I realize for me, like, okay, I married a white man, and that's my problem, because I thought he had money. But he has a big dick. And so I do, he's like, he's very blessed. And I realize that in therapy, we function differently because I grew up Mexican and we roast each other. But roasting in a Mexican family is just insults. Like, you know what I mean? It's just like you're fat. Ha ha. And the other day was roasting my husband. And he started crying. And then he looked at me and it was this really beautiful moment because he was like,

Julia, I need you to stop right now. I need you to act like my wife and not my frat brother. And I was going to call him a B word, but I didn't. I immediately suppressed it. And I said, that's really sweet that you would think we were in the same fraternity. Thank you guys so much. Julia Corral, everybody. We love getting an obesity joke

at the right out of the gate on wrong. Hell yeah. All right. Let's get to know our next contestant. I knew our next contestant when he still had hair. Make some noise. That did not. Man, that felt like a fucking lead balloon, didn't it?

Alright, well, he's gonna be a lot better than my joke was. Make some noise for Brent Lowry! That joke was offensive, right, sir? Yeah, I didn't like it one bit. Who's got the M&M shirt? All right. It's all for you. I want to win that by the end of this.

I had a Mac Miller shirt, and I sweat through the armpits. I could use another white rapper shirt. You knew that. I didn't even have to say that. You knew that by looking at me. I could use another white rapper shirt. I don't know. You guys like dogs?

Yeah. My roommate just buried his dog in our backyard. And we are on a month-to-month lease. That's crazy. What kind of Craigslist decision is that? That dog's two tenants away from being a horseshoe pit. All right, well... Normally I build more rapport, but they're like,

come out of the gates plucked up. And I was like, are you sure they'll be ready? And they're like, yeah. They're feeling like a trap. The dog had a good life. She lived to be 16. She just got weak towards the end. And her last week, they did like an at-home

euthanization, so we all knew it was her last week, and we were giving her all her favorite foods. But it was weird. By Friday, she had so much steak, she was kind of starting to look healthy again. She was just running around our backyard, like, what are you guys digging? Can I help? We're like, no.

We're not the mob. You don't have to dig your own grave, you know? That'd be crazy if that's what they did with humans. You know, I'm out at a bar with all my friends. Like, why are they playing all my favorite songs tonight. Somebody just blowdarts me, all my friends start petting me as I drift off to sleep. He was a good boy.

I love Portland. It's a city full of mostly white people fighting for racial equality, one bumper sticker at a time. That's fun. I don't even say colored pencils in this town. I say pencils of color. I'm not trying to get, that's how I get kicked off my lease, you know? I don't want to get in trouble.

Very good. Oh. I feel like you meant that. Just based on your haircut, I feel like you meant that, like you better not say colored pencils. We stopped that in 2021. No, it's cool. Yeah, sometimes crowds get nervous. You know, anytime I even mention my girlfriend is black in Portland, everyone's like, whoa, why she got to be black? I don't know, both her parents are black. It would be weird if she wasn't, you know? But then you go to Boise and you say, my partner is a person of color. Everybody looks at you like, why are you using all them CNN words, buddy? We use real N-words out here,

this is Boise. Normally I save that tag. for outside of Molinaoma County, but they're like, do it, they'll love it. My girlfriend doesn't use the N-word. Oh, there we are, getting that silence, that familiar silence. She doesn't use it, and I asked her about it. I was like, what's the deal?

That seems like a waste. And my girlfriend said, I use it, I just don't use it in front of you. I was like, oh, same here. That's a joke. I haven't said that word since 2021. I'm about to get my five-year chip, actually. Not a chip, it's a cracker, so that's justice.

I don't know. I'm a quarter Chinese. I'm 75% white, but that's not enough to get out of it. 25% Chinese. If somebody came in this room and called me a chink, I'd be like, whoa! How did you know? That's crazy. I don't look Chinese, you know.

But my girlfriend, she's 75% black. one quarter white. So our kids, if we have kids, they'll be half white, three eighths black, and one eighth Chinese, which I hope is enough to get to fractions and understand how that all works, but...

That's enough for a scholarship. Oh! The admissions office has spoken. Right. Right, right. This is perfect, yeah. I don't know. Three-eighths black, that's not enough to give them like a black name.

You can't have three-eighths, Jamarcus running around. That guy's going to get his ass kicked. My girlfriend said, even though they're going to be three, eights black, she still wants them to embrace black culture. And I was like, oh, I was going to do that with or without you. Perfect.

This drone feels sufficiently on board with what I'm bringing to the table. Yeah. Thank you very much. I'll be back. We got one more contestants. Our final contestant has a YouTube channel that he hasn't updated in 11 years featuring him rapping. You used to know him as Philip M. Spitters.

Now it's Shane Brendan. You, son of a bitch. Because the whole time Jay was like, hey, you know, we're going to scour your social media feed to find up some fucked up shit and exploit you. I'm like, I've been off Twitter for a minute. Like, I don't fucking Facebook, fuck all that. He ain't going to find.

nothing on me. And then I forgot that I used to sincerely want to be a rapper. That's the wrongest shit of the night for sure. I remember I told my then-girlfriend and now wife, honestly, I released my mixtape. Just released it

into the void. She was at my fucking apartment with me and like six other dudes. It was a three-bedroom. And we hit scent. I'm like, babe, the mixtape. on Apple iTunes. Get ready for all these fucking

groupie hos. I really tried to tell I was like, look, you need to prepare yourself for the lifestyle I'm about to live. Because like once people find out that I'm a rapper and they're just going to want to be all over me and like you need to know like I'm still the same old

shame. I'm not Philip M. Spitters which is a dope name. I feel like you guys didn't give that enough. Hell yeah. Philip M. Spitters. Fuck out of here, man. I looked her right in her eyes, and I was just like,

you just need to know that I don't care about none of those groupy hoes. And she did that thing where you try to hold back a laugh, but then you throw up in your own mouth. Yeah. Anyway, I soon thereafter went to an open mic, and I've been doing stand-up comedy for well over a decade. I wish you guys had that music video. I did one music video, and it was embarrassing.

It really was. It really was. It took a whole day. I had some grad students at UCLA film it. I paid them nothing. I had three very, very attractive, very ambitious models. They were in the video. Man, they were modeling their ass off, man.

It was at a public storage unit in West Hollywood. Yeah, they were modeling their asses. off. Yeah, my wife, then girlfriend was in the corner, very upset. She was very upset. Because, you know, and I had to explain her, babe, that's not shame. That's just, that's just Phil. That's just Philip M.

Spitters. Philip M. Spitters. You want another weird part of it? Philip M. Spitters was like, that's a name that I, like, I did, like, a canvas. I did a survey amongst all my homeboys to figure out what would be the good rap name. The first one was

Phil DePino. Because I'm half Philip. Shut the fuck up. In the fucking balcony, you fucking piece of shit. Because I'm half Filipino. So I was just like, oh yeah, wouldn't it be dope if I paint homage to my, you know, half my

heritage? And all the homies was like, nah, niggins. Filled a Pino. And then I was like, well, I was like what about, you know. And then like, it was during that time when like back, it was like early 2000s backpack, before Kanye.

even thought about being a Nazi, right? And it was just like all the cool dudes wore like pop collars, polos and shit and all that. And like, you know, they looked like they were going out for job interviews at like Enterprise Rental Car. Like that's what, that's where I was. I was like, you know, Philip M. Spitters, this guy is gonna, that's gonna, this is gonna get me out of the hood. And by hood I meant like upper middle class.

I was tired of all that. Upper middle class bullshit. I needed a way. out. Yeah, so like, you know, I was, I don't know how to say this, man. So I got a son, he's 18 months old, and we took a shower together for the first time. And he, yeah, he did it. He did, yeah, he did it. He reached up. He grabbed it. He grabbed it, you know. And here's the thing about it. I know every, every man, every young boy, they go, they have this milestone

in their life where they take a shout with their old man and like, oh shit, I remember seeing my dad's hog for the first time. I'll never be able to live up to that. I know for a fact my son will not have those thoughts at all that he won't be able to live up to it because here's the thing. When he grabbed it, there was no hesitation.

There was no hesitation. He wasn't afraid of it. He didn't second guess it. He went at it with the casualty of someone like walking into a room and it was like warm and you saw like a ceiling fan and you're like, oh shit, what the fuck? that's what he did. He's like, let me get that shit.

What's going on right now? He wasn't afraid. He wasn't afraid. And I looked down at him and I had to catch myself because I'm like, how do you explain to a one and a half year old that son, we are growers, we are not showers? You know what I'm saying? He don't know that shit.

And now I just have to, I just know that my son's going to have a different kind of story for the rest of his life. He's just going to be like, well, I hope the apple doesn't fall too far from the soft, short tree. Anyway, my mixtape is still out there, man. And it's good, it's good. Don't fuck Jay, man. It's good.

It's called, hi, my name is Phil. This is my tape. You can find it on Dapit for Bandcamp. It's free. Go out there right now. And also, it was a different time. Don't judge me based off the words that I said back there because, yeah, man, I was, right.

You guys have a good night. Shane Brendan. Shane Brendan, everybody. This one's your mic. And this was actually play a little bit more of that song, Tyler, while our contestants, come on down. For our contestants, Julia Brandon, Shane. Thanks, Jay. Tyler, you can cut that.

Let's get everybody. Hello. Everybody. Hello, everybody. Welcome to the... Tyler. Yeah, yeah. How is everybody doing on the points after our first round?

Let's be a laugh for all our comedians. That was a really great first round. All right. It was very close. 500 points for Julia. Five hundred points for Brent and for the dad dick joke. I had to give it to Shane. Brent and everybody. 600 points for Shane. Let me be the funniest most fucked up.

That says a lot about you. It's all about me. I decide. That's 100 points off for question. I mean a negative. You want to battle rock for that shit? If you disagree? We'll do it.

All right. That was a different tone. It was a different time. I would not fuck with Julia, what would your battle rapper name be? I feel like thick cream. Thick cream. That is fire. That's dangerous. That's right.

I would not. Makes a noise for thick cream, everybody. Don't get that checked out, Doug. Brett? If Jew is thick cream, I'm lactose intolerant. Oh, that was an insult to me. Yeah. Hey, can I just say that Brent also made a rap song and had a music video too, and you didn't find that.

Well, I just feel like that's racist. It's because Brent sent us your YouTube channel. Oh, fuck. I told you. So you could have done this one, you could have done it too. It's all good. You're a real piece of shit, you know? I'm sorry, Phil DePino, my bad. You're not allowed to say it. You can't say it. He is agent.

Somehow you put a hard R and filled a penis. I don't know how you did it. You should have waited to out me. That's okay, Brett. That's my bad. Your girlfriend's black. You can do it. Now, before we get anybody slinging around any more hard ars, let's move on to our next game. This is a game called Entweetment, everybody. Make some noise.

This is the round that our comedians always get really nervous about, because this is the one where we went through their old social media. We found some posts that they probably forgot about. We have blanked out some words. We're going to make them guess what they said many, many years ago. The N-word. It was 12 times. We have one of mine to start out with, just so you guys know the game works.

This one apparently is actually pretty recent. This one's from March 28, 2023. 6.19 p.m. 356 views, one comment. blank for the troops who never made it home blanked hell yeah come for the troops

and never made it home no one gave anything that you don't want to come for your troops fucking patriots you pieces of shit Phil was a veteran that's right they don't even know that somehow that

offends people more than the jokes I told about my son touched my penis oh you took time from your life to defend freedom and democracy the world, you piece of shit. Talk about your son touching the tip again. I'm glad you guys are taking some time on this one because I really

I can't believe that all these years this is the latest tweet that they found and I'm still dog shit at this fucking website. We all lived in Portland at this time so this is definitely sarcastic, backhanded against the troops. Also, how many characters do you get in? That's like three lines.

This is, I mean this is in the new air. This is 280 character era. Oh, okay. This is right when everybody thought that Elon Musk wasn't going to completely fuck it up, and then completely tanked it, fucked it up. Hell yeah, Tesla's for the troops who never made it home. So we are going to show three options here. One of them will be real, two of them will be fake.

I don't know which one this is. My producers never tell me which one they're going to be pulling from. So we're going to find out in real time right along with me. Option one, Tyler. Hashtag Kit Kat is raising money for the troops who never made it home. But if Hershey's wanted accuracy, they should have picked the candy that comes with shrapnel hashtag almond joy is this before Julia lost 35 pounds

roast it it's pretty rough option two whenever I see a message it says for the troops who never made it home I can't help but think of that one kid and boy scouts who never returned from our camping trip hashtag rip toby never forget dude I hey that one's clever because it's like missing and also ripped in the butthole and that's a kind of joke

you can continue to expect to hear the wrong hair show. I actually I know exactly what this one is because I have a very I have a deep core memory associated with this event so I'm gonna let you guys

So real quick My memory is dog shit So we just have to figure out Which one is actually you? Which one's the real deal? Oh these were always yours Never mind I always thought we were guessing

who's they were I'm an idiot Oh no these are mine No no these are mine But only one of them is really mine Two of them are fake Two of them Tyler wrote I think you missed doing the road

because I think it's the second one that's my vote. The Popeyes one? Popeyes one. I think he misses watching black people eat chicken at Popeyes. That's what it is. Remember when that dude got shot? At a Popeyes? Yeah, or the chicken sandwich

and now Uber's doing two for one. I think it's unanimous. We all think you get off watching people eat Popeyes. I do live right by a Popeye and it is the Popeye's one. And it is the Popeye's one. I guarantee it's the Popeyes one.

Yep. It is Popeye's. It is fucking go. And I remember exactly where that Popeyes is. It is in Cape Girardo, Missouri. I was opening for Jordan Rock, and I did the Laughing Gas Comedy Club in Cape Girardo, Missouri, which is owned by a guy whose wife is a dentist.

That's where they got the money for the comedy club. Damn. That folks is the biggest flex you'll ever hear in your life. Jay, would you want Popeyes after this show? Oh my God. Because there's one close by, but you have to guess what street that's on. Oh, no. Is it on Mississippi Avenue?

Fuck. More racist. God, dear. Hashtag. Go further. It's Antebellum Avenue, Jay. Go further. Let's go and move on to our next actual contestant. In the hot seat first, with the treatment, is Brent Lowry. Yeah.

Let's go, baby. Brenton, would you like to come stay in here so you can see your handiwork a little better or worse? Sure. All right, Brent. To the exit. This is, by the way, actually, before I go further, I would like to point out, this is the first show I think we've done in almost three years where none of the contestants actually

have a Twitter page that is currently active. Yeah, now. My shit's is bad. It's not after we signed up for this show. Yeah. Shains is gone. Julia and Brent are both banned. They've been kicked.

You guys have been killing. Oh, work? For real? Yeah. That rules. Oh, that's crazy because I try to log in and that makes so much sense. I was stalking someone the other night. I love that.

I thought being banned would be convenient. Did you find the reason I got banned? No, that's good. We just went to your Facebook page instead. That was a little bit better for us. September 16th, 2020, 2015. Blank! That's definitely just code for sex, right?

What the fuck, dude? What year? 2015, and he was a virgin still. 2015. If you think you know the real one. I don't think Brent was having a lot of sex. in 2015, so this is incredible. Yeah, we know that. It's not credible.

Come on, now. Let's point out that no one like this, Jay. Yeah, no one like, no likes. Not one, dude. I have a lot of friends. A lot of people saw that. All right, no comments, nothing.

That's definitely just going for a season. A tree in the woods, snowing around in a situation. And it's crazy, because you didn't have a lot of Facebook posts, and this was one of the most easily accessible ones that we could find. Okay. So if you think you know the real one, don't say it to the very end.

I'm gonna throw to you after Julia and Shane get a chance to guess first. Fair. Option one. My ex told me to come over and get a box of my stuff with my name on it. That's definitely just code for sex, right? Oh my gosh.

Let me tell you, even if he didn't write that, like, it's so cheesied. He would write something like that. Like, you got the heart of Brett. The person that I laughed aloud in this room is my girlfriend. Option two. That's definitely not it, because 2015,

he didn't fucking have an ex. Even back then, even back then, you're lying on some shit. My ex, who's totally real, she goes to a different Twitter page, told me to come get a box. My ex is on MySpace still. Yeah, you don't know.

Option two. An Asian girl just invited me to eat at a place called sushi-kushi. That's definitely just code for sex, right? Don't, just say you and your grandma went for sushi. That's all it is, man. Everybody knows that Brent's, he's a quarter Asian, his grandma's Chinese, right?

Yep, he covered that, yeah. It'd be weird if I didn't, if I got it wrong. She is. You and your grandma with the Panda Express on this day. I would never refer to my grand-grandma as an Asian girl. She's an Asian woman. You're like, I think she was Asian. Sushi-cucci.

But I love my grandma enough that I would go on a date with him. Susi Kucci sounds like when they do like the fake restaurants on Uber Eats. No, that's definitely one of those. It's one of those revolve. It's like, it's on Williams. Yeah, somebody in the audience just said they've heard of sushi kushi. Yeah, you've been there. Sisi Kucci right across the street from the gay bar now.

It's like a, it's like a Vietnamese restaurant named Foe Shizzle. That's like, it's got to be in there somewhere. That's really good. That's really good. Don't steal that idea. It's all right. I stole that one from E-Bomb's world. All right.

Option three. Deaf, dumb, blind kid sure plays a mean pinball? That's definitely just good for sex, right? That's it. That's so white. I don't think Brent knows any white musicians. I'd be surprised if he ever heard that song. He's definitely heard of Mac Miller.

Look at him. Damn. He was just telling me about Mac Miller. I didn't realize that Mac Miller was white. Brent was hoping he wasn't for a long time. He's a ginger, so they've just made them black, right? just saw them in concert. All right, Brent.

We're going to let you take a minute think about this. Shane, Julia, which one do you think is a real post? Ladies first. I think it's one. One? Wait, which one? The box of stuff. The box of stuff.

Let's try to figure out how fucking hack Brent was in 15. Box of stuff? I think it was the Chinese girl. Sushi Kucci? It was Succi Kucci. Brent? I think it was this one. God damn it.

sound like me, but this is a dumb one still. Yeah. Unfortunately, it was number two, Sushi Kushi. There's some points for Shane Brendan. Brent Lowry, everybody. My grandma is so ashamed right now. Somewhere. That's right.

Brent is going to use that on stage now. He's going to be like that was good. I found a new closer. My Asian radar kid there, dude. Take me to Susie Coochie. Susie? Suzy Gucci. All right, it's time for Julia Corral.

We're going to find out what Julia posted on Facebook. Everybody makes an order for Julia. Well, I was blacked out a lot, so let's see. Oh, we noticed. This is also from Facebook. This is one of the oldest posts we've ever found. July 31st, 2009. Blank, I peed in Mesee.

Very good. I be eating me seats? You're a fucking Muppet character? Jesus. Irish. I don't delete it. After a big meal, it's sushi, Gucci. I beaded me seats.

You watch Captain Morgan. So, Julia, if you think you know the real one, don't say it till the end. Great. Shane and Brent are going to get a chance to get his first. One like, by the way. I would like the point. This got more likes than Brent's entire post. Yeah.

Good job, bud. But that's when, like, Normies were barely getting on Facebook. So that was viral in 2005. Can I just ask, where were you in 2009? California. Cool. Orange County. Were you, this is.

Keep going, that's good. College-ish? No, she was 42 years old, dude. I was definitely a grown-ass woman in my late 20s. Nice. You weren't an Asian girl. You were an Asian woman. Asian woman.

I feel like you were at Disneyland. D land. D land. That's my handoff. G. Gorge. Okay. Gorge.

Okay. That got me wet. Did that make you pee in me seat? All right. Let's see some options. Option one. No doubt is so good I pee in me seat. Yeah, dude.

Yeah, fucking, yeah, text Max Stefani. That's you all day, dude. Come on now. Come on now. First of all, text mex, Stefan, you might be my new. That's the name of your album, dude. Option two. OMG.

Bet Middler in Vegas was so funny. I peed in me seed. Damn, that could also be here. I don't know what that says about you. From no doubt to Bet Mittler. Yeah. That's what it says, dummy. Option three.

Joe Biden and Aviators is so high. I peed in me seed. That's... I do like them old. That doesn't time out right. I think... Joe was hot as fucking O'9. I bet it's Beth Midler.

No doubt was kind of done peeking in O'9. Oh, you sweet, dumb, beautiful little boy. This is more proof you don't know anything about white musicians. How dare you? Shane Brent from which one do you think is a real tweet? I do. I got... No doubt.

It has to be. It has to be no doubt. No doubt. And I don't think she was talking. about Gwen either. She was talking about just that that, you know, the other, the brown dude. Oh, Tony?

I knew you do his fucking name. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. Tony was hot dude. Brosher tips, right? Yes. Julia, are you selling merch tonight? Holy shit. Oh. Wrong. I do have stickers in my purse. Great. Nice. By the way, Brent, if you don't have a guess,

I would like to hear what the audience thinks it is. What's here from that? Let's hear from that. Audience, which one do you guys think is the real tweet? Bet Midler. Bet Midler? She mentioned Georgetown, he's still doubt. No doubt, yeah.

Okay. Joe, but you think it's this one? We're sort of all over the map here. Yes. Just a bunch of underscores. So you've also hung out with Julia when she drank? She's actually just here to give merch. She just wanted merch.

Julia peed in both of our seats at one point. Julia's hypewoman in the back. Brent. I think it's Bet Midler. Bet Midler? She would do something like that. And Shane thinks it is, no doubt. No doubt.

Julia, do you remember which one it is? So I did see Bet Midler in Vegas. God damn. But I did go to the Irvine Amphitheater and literally peed at my seat. No doubt. Let's fucking go. Beep-weeep-wee-be-wee.

Damn. Shane is... I lost to pee-a-more. Well, you lost some friends, but you just want some points. Swake some noise for Julia, everybody. Julia, everybody. That's what it's all about. Got me feeling hella good.

Oh. Anyone else? No, no, okay. You know, I will tell you this, I was wearing a skirt and I put this seat. I was a toilet. Because I just peed the whole concert. I'm the sick. The whole concert.

It was water with the amount of booze I was drinking, you guys. That shit is bananas. B-A-M-A-S. And a piss. That sucks. It's my piss. Love Angel Piss, baby. Okay.

Shane Brendan, are you ready to find out what we dug up on you? Not at all, you piece of shit. Too late. Shane Brendan makes a noise for Shane. We did find... Give it with this hot seat, Shane. Oh. You stand.

Come on here. Come on, Stan. Get over here. Staying. Staying next to Philip Spitter's new biggest fan. You found your father. It's Quist and funny. It's Tony from No.

It's Tony from Nood Out. This is a tweet. You're familiar with the internet. internet archives? No. Internet Archive saves everything. God damn it. And they do a great job of saving

Twitters that have been deleted. That's not good. This is a Twitter post, a tweet from September 20th, 2019. 1143 p.m. Oh, nice. Shut the fuck up.

One comment. Zero retweets, four likes. Ah, shit. Hey dude bro. Hey dude bros, blank. He eat my whole fucking ass, blank. What the fuck?

Oh, no. What was going on at this time in your life? You seem like you're having a memory. Oh, it was right pre-pennel, like, pre-before everything shut down. Yeah, this is about a year. Not even a year, this is like six months. In March shit shut, okay, yeah. I was going through it, I think.

Okay. Still are. I'm pissing your no-doubt face, dude. 1143 I probably just got finished doing some sets and I went to my local bar and I was really just kind of letting it out. Okay.

So Well let's see some options. Option one. I don't like this, dude. Hey dude, rose, walking into a comedy show looking like you just closed the fuck out of that deal. Eat my whole fucking ass. You fucking Banana Republic on sale

wearing ass. Being mean to Cam girls because your mom didn't love you ass can only come to AARP commercial looking ass. That's got to be the one. We're only on the first one. We got two more options.

I'm impressed you got four likes. Yeah, that's four likes. That's more than me and Brent combined. Yeah, well, you know, I don't really like focusing on likes. It's not about likes. It's just about artistic expression. Autistic expression. That's more than me, Brent, and

Julie combined. All three of us are getting clocked by Shane here. You're in at numbers or whatever. Option two. Hey dude bros trying to make me your one black friend. Eat my whole fucking ass, you polo Ralph Lauren factory outlet looking ass. Expensing the tab at Appleby's happy hour ass.

Masturbating on family vacation and getting a stern talking to ass. God damn it, dude. I feel like he's the token black friend to sell many white people. Whoa. I don't know if you're allowed to say the T word like this. Lowercase T when you talk to me, dude. Alright, big pot, five pop, big pop. Okay, all right.

You know, because of white brain, I couldn't tell you if that's me or not. But let's... Jesus. I have a question. Yes. Shane, are you selling merch? Are you selling merch tonight? I'm selling fucking Applebee's gift cards, you. Wait, she asked both of you guys.

Don't anybody want to buy your shit, right? Get the hit. Option three. Hey dude bros, you keep asking if I'm done with the bench press. Eat my whole fucking ass, you jewel fiending ass. Pays for porn when it's free-looking ass. Holding up a fish in your Tinder profile ass. Tiki torch carrying Jews will not replace us looking ass.

That's fun because no matter what, he did. It's something in that whole tone of the ass. That must have been fun for you guys to rewrite. You know, it does. it feels good to know that someone can just basically write for me. It's not a good feeling. All right.

I don't remember Shane looking swole pre-pandemic. What are you talking about? Maybe bloated? Like, at the next brush. That's probably true, dude. I'm fucking bloated now, dude. I'm just being a little detective.

Oh, I like detective. Oh, because you didn't think I went to the gym before the pandemic? Man, fuck you, huh? Yeah. That's exactly what I said. He smokes Jules at the joke. I kind of always do, you know, my girl's an ex-girlfriend. No, that's not a joke that it.

Anyway, so I have to remember which one was right. Yes, but Julia and Brent do get a chance to guess first. Audience, which one do you all think it is? Any consensus? Applebee. Applebee's, Applebee's one, one, okay. Big Applebee's crap. I think it's the first one.

I remember in like November or December, Shane, I saw him in an open mic because I was just getting back into it. And he went on a tirade about all these. people in this room, you're going to quit comedy, you'll never make it. Jesus. So I feel like it was comedy-related. I feel like it was the first one. Okay.

Julia? And he was right. No one ever made it, by the way. He was right. Julian and Brent both going with one. Shane, which one do you think is a really good? Sorry, dude. It's fun. It's not Applebee's. Right?

It's not Applebee's. No, the one was not Applebee's. The one to Banana Republic outlet looking ass. Dude, that does sound tight. Banana Republic on sale looking ass Fuck Yeah, mother didn't love you Yeah Tyler can you

Yeah, I feel like it sounds the most lyrical too Yeah Should have no serious about rapping There's the first one There's the first one Yeah being mean to cam girls Because your mom didn't love you Can only come to AARP commercial looking ass

I'm gonna be honest I don't remember But this sounds like me And if it's not then salute to you dude We're really finding my tone Let's see the real It is number one He did it. Nice.

Everybody did it. Everybody did a good job in this one. Also, like, I love how Portland has so many camgirl comics that could have been a plethora of time pre-cendemic. That's feminism. That is true. I was a feminist in 2019. Remember that. Mark that down. What website is this?

Archive.org. How do you... All right. We'll talk after the show. We'll talk after the show. Jay, I think there's another slide. Oh, that's right. I don't like that.

Because this is only the first part of that tweet. There is a part two. Actually, there's parts two and three. Let's just show those real quick. You old pre-workout drink just to feel a live ass. Sent food back because you want to flex of the Outback Steakhouse server ass. L.O.B. It's my spirit animal-looking ass.

Bin Laden Audi's fake flexing ass. I've watched every stand-up Netflix special so I know funny-looking ass. Bitch-made ass, trick-ass, Mark, ass, busters. Wow. You know, it's so great. He's his comment. Well, who commented?

And he's commented on himself. I commented? Oh, okay, so I kept it going. Okay. But I didn't like my own shit. Well, the other three people stopped liking it after the first one. Well, because they can't handle the truth, dude.

I was going through it, dude. I don't even fucking know. I bet this happened at a bar in St. John was called the Fix the Tube. There's a good thing I did that. Shout to the Fix the Two. Make some noise for three comics who can handle the truth.

That's a great round. That's good writing. That's the last time I wrote it was good. That's why I got the fellowship. Nice. You're very descriptive. Looking ass, yeah. Original.

Good looking ass part, yeah. We've got two games left. Our next game is a game. We didn't realize. We looked it up. We did Portland. Number one city for only fans models in the United States. Yeah, we are.

Cam Girl Comics. Cam folk audience people, maybe. I don't know. Cam, definitely people outside. So we're doing a fun game. We, one of our favorites, this is Price is Right, OnlyFans edition. Yeah. We only got one person clapping. We need everybody fucking clapping. Let's get into this, everybody. Price is OnlyFair.

They're all nervous. We're going to find their pace. What we have done is we have found some unique OnlyFans creators, and our comics job is to guess the price it costs to subscribe to their page without going over. Simple enough. I've done my research on this, dude. Yeah, do you guys have only fans accounts? You subscribe it? Sure, dude. No, I like to just incognito porn hub.

Old school. That's the way to do it. Elder millennial. No, no one else. I like to support sex workers. I'm with you. That's a big deal. I support gig workers and sex workers

or whatever you need to see. Brent, what are your porn watching habits? Incognito, one of those gay stuff. Act is straight when a... Leaving it all in the history. Just a mirror, dude. You know, I don't watch Only Fans, but I do watch the Price is Right, so... That's only neat.

And audience, feel free, if you want to... Like a regular price is right. If you feel like you know the number and you want to help these comics out, let's get them going. That's right. Our first creator is a rare celebrity creator. This is a young lady by name of Jesse Cave. When she was a child actor, she was Lavender Brown in the Harry Potter series. She has since grown up, grown extremely long hair, and started doing hair fetish contents.

Oh, that's a thing? That is a thing. People love seeing long hair and... Shane's got to take a better look here. I'm married. I've got to get a gander. I've got to get a gander at this. They've got to get a gander.

Let's see a picture of the kinds of the hair of what we might be seeing here. Oh, there is. Yeah, it's nice hair, man. Very long hair. It's healthy. Waste length. Yeah. Just not nodded up.

We're reading an article. Apparently one of the, she has had comments for her to spank herself with her own hair when it's braided into plaits. Is what the Brent's comment? She sent you hair? That's just fun. I don't know.

She sent me hair. If anybody subscribes, if anybody's out there, subscribe to Jesse, tell us if she will send Brent some hair. Okay. She just looks so angry. like in this angle. What do you mean? What do you mean by that?

You know what I mean. Those glasses are... I think the word you're looking for is mudblood. This girl looks like... Well, she better to say she's a dirty, long-haired muggle. Let's just say that. I don't think those glasses are a real prescription. This girl looks like, oh, are those beans for breakfast?

Thank you very much. I will have that. That's gross. This girl looks like she's... Yeah, she's... the locks in the tea and trying to do a little, drinking it like a hamster. Comics without going over, how much do you think it cost to subscribe to the hair fetish content of Jesse? No, Tyler, don't show it. It's over.

No one saw it. Did you see it? I didn't. Who saw it? Tyler, don't do it again. God damn it. We're back. I still haven't seen.

I promise. No one knows. Yeah, Tyler don't do it again. Tyler don't do it again. Tyler don't do it, dude. I won't back. Shane, Brent, Julia. How much does it cost?

now going over. What was it? Don't you dare. Don't say what it was. I literally said that like the price is right, they can help us. $14.

I still have prizes up here, fans. Yeah, it was before Tyler fucked him and everybody booed Tyler for fucking up. Oh, how dare you? I haven't seen it. I'm going to say $14.

$14. I work on the show. I have no idea what it is. You can shout out lower, you can shout out higher audience. What do we think? I didn't see it. Julia Shane.

Jillia, it's on you. $5. Okay. You watch the price. I'm gonna go, oh, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go 14-on-1. Okay.

Oh. That's fine. You saw it. Do you remember what it is? That is... God, what, damn it. What we all... And that's feminism.

That's feminism. That is fucking... Boo-ya! Yeah, she should value her. I think she should get more. Fuck, yeah. Oh, my God. No one even knows who lavender brown is.

What house was she? Hufflepuff, you fucking idiot. You dumb shit. What was it? She was Ron's girlfriend. Yeah. Yeah, duh. Ron's girlfriend.

I just don't like British people. I'm sorry. Clearly. Guess what? That's the one group. Guess what? Who's right? Because J.K. Rowling's a piece of shit.

So. I sleep at night, not like you guys. Sorry, I shouldn't be mean to the audience. Thank you so much since feminism. Feminism is voting $5 for another woman's subscription. Value are higher than that. Tyler, let's show off our next creator, shall we? It better be the one black kid at Hogwarts.

Oh, boy. Oh, look at this life. Yes, Maria Tamara, seven foot tall, Dami Mommy. Oh, my God. Seven feet. I'm in this. She is seven feet tall.

Tyler, the next slide is going to be a picture. Yeah, yeah, I'm ready. And do not click it again after that. Let's see her next to another creator. What? It's Brent. Fucking Brent, dude. Not during paddle board season.

Maybe in December. She is the creator. She's seven feet tall. She is 220 pounds. She is, I think, wearing at least maybe five-inch heels on that. You know the lamp in the Christmas story? Her legs each look like the full. Yeah, I like lamps, dude.

How much do you all think it costs to subscribe to her only fans? She's doing an 80% off special, so I will allow you to have two guesses if you want. She's doing an 80% off special right now for Dami Mommy Maria Tamara. That's a deal with 80%. Do you have any inkling's audience? Do you want to say anything? Yeah, I think. No.

Someone's intimidated by this woman's beauty. Oh, shit, I just lost the sale. What do you think? Oh, man. We have to do math? Just guess. Just say a number. It's fine.

15. 15. 3, 1. 25. 25. So the discount would be like, I'll get it for 5 bucks right now. I'm going to say 1799.

1799. 25 and 5. 25 and 5. Shane, what are we guessing? $2.50, dude. $7. You said that with the permanence of a subscriber.

So this is not this is not Megan Merkel. This is not Megan Markle. Because I can see why the queen and then would be intimidated by her total beauty. This is America.

Like, yo, what's up? This is the tuby version of the Megan Markle sitcom, I think. Or television programs. Whatever it's fucking called. Docu-Magan Mayhem. What did you say? 17 and what?

25, 1799, and? Lower, lower. $1.3? Wait, I don't have it any bar. I'm gonna go $1. $1. $1. I'm sorry, oh, one pound.

I'm gonna go one pound. Telly who's getting one pound. It's Marie Tamara for her price. 1699 a month. That is shame. Ah! I was so close. You were close.

I was fucking close. I've never been so excited in my life. But you did go over. That's bullshit. Not that you guys could see. I went somewhere. You just can't see it. We have one more only fans creator for you guys.

This is a gentleman by the name of Daddy Longneck. Oh, gross. Oh, yeah, this guy sucks. I've seen this stuff. This sucks. That is, yeah, you can see him here, a picture with another creator. Yeah, rules. How much does it?

You're welcome. We are not selling his merch, unfortunately, after the show. It's just turtlenecks, dude. This guy needs a tortoise neck. Not even the sweater. Not even the sweater. It's a sleeve, dude. That's it.

She's wearing a husband beater, and that's her husband. Comics, how much does it cost to subscribe to Mr. Longnecks? Only fans? I think you get a couple bucks. I was going to say free. Free? He's like, negative two. He's like, thanks.

man, then he sent you some like removable tattoos. We got $1 from the audience? Brent, what do you think? $3.50? I think it's probably like nine. Nine.

Oof. I didn't say that's what I would pay. You said three? I said three. You said three? What a judgmental, oof. Oh, see, that's, that's, you're a real only fan person

because like you can't subscribe for free but then they put the real stuff behind a paywall from what I read. That's true. Yeah. Yeah. So I... Damn.

Does free count as like a real answer? That would count as a real answer? But you said negative two. I didn't say that. He said that. You did. You did. You said he gave them a couple bucks.

You went on a whole five-minute speech. Oh, I said he might give you a rebate. Okay. We didn't lock it in. I'll say one dollar. I'll say one dollar. Officially one dollar locking in Shane Brandon. The correct answer is.

No, it's free. Damn, see, I knew it. Exactly correct. Congrats. That's right. I knew it. I think that's feminism again. You want to see.

He puts full neck behind him. It's weird to have that much confidence and that little confidence at the same time. Also, like, you know it's like pencil skinny. Like, ugh. What is, what is, Julia? His dick. He has all this self-esteem and then no self-esteem. He can't sell himself for a dollar?

Well, at the paywall, you can see his neck. his back, his pussy, and his crap. Oh, yeah, dude. I had to get that one out, and they clapped. You know what? That's good, man. Tyler, it is time for the Showcase Showdown. Yes, it is. You know the Showcase Showdown, spin a wheel.

And it's got to get a chance. Drew Carey gives you a chance to say something to the folks at home, like this gentleman did right here. I just won, so I'm horny. Yeah, rolls. He wanted to say a load of the haters. Now this guy, based on what we know about this man's Facebook, he has had a lot worse stuff that could have gotten kicked off on the price is right. But that's a whole game for a whole other day.

Today... Is that Sean? That's Sean. That's Sean. For now it is Sean. Our comics right now are going to do the Showcase Showdown. They're going to spin the wheel. And just like our gentleman here, they're going to get a chance to say whatever they want to the folks at home.

They're going to try and get themselves cut off. They want to get themselves set to the technical difficulty screen. We're going to start off with Julia Crowell. Julia, make some noise for Julia, everybody. All right. I'm just going to go. Okay, we'll go get your thing. All right, we're going to spin that wheel.

Julia. Tyler, hit the thing. Okay, Julia. What do you want to say to the folks at home? Spang and neuter your pets. That's our line. Happy ride is. All right, Brent Lowry, you got a chance to spin the wheel.

Let's spin that fucking wheel, baby. Make some noise for Brent Lowry. Spin that wheel for him, Tyler. All right. What would you like say to the folks at home? Well, look, a lot of raw things have been said tonight, but nothing is more raw than the sushi at Sushi Kucci, everybody. Please, come in.

Oh, no. The soundtrack of groans or the actual audience? All right. Shane Brennan, is there you spin that wheel? Nice. Hey, what's everybody? I just want to say what's up to my mom, my dad, and then my other dad, who my mom doesn't really know about yet, but you'll find out about it, like, you know what I'm saying? Like, I won't.

That's good. Thank you. And that is the Price is Only fans. Makes noise for our contestants. There you go. Tyler, we almost out of here. We got one game left. How is everybody doing before we get out?

I will say it's really close here. 1300 points for. Brent, 1,400 points for Julia and running away with it, it's Shane with 1,900 points. Wow. He's gotten all the answers right. He's like Rain Man up there.

That's racist, dude. Oh, you said rain, I thought you called me Raymond, like just another black money. Rain Man, I get it. I have water burned baby. I have a question. Yes. He didn't get all the questions, right?

He got a lot of them. What? I have a question. I have a question. I have a question. I have a question. I have a question. Yes. Why are we listening to her? That's my question.

That's my question. That's not even a question. You just made it. It has some times. Those stripes don't make you a referee. Yeah. Keep on going. And you know what?

She's not even my own plans. She's just a fan. Yeah. Hey, Jason, this one out. What the fuck? I want to go? I'm going to guess $3. That's points for Brent for taking on my challenges.

Thank you, Brian. There you go. And I don't you worry, folks, we do have one more chance for all of our contestants to compete. Everybody's still in the game. It is anybody's game. This is where we got one final game. It is a conspiracy theory connections game called Clue and I.

Yeah, clap, laugh, laugh, clap. So, we know about all the bullshit that has spread through the world over the past couple years. Conspiracy theories, run them up. some of them it feels like you could just kind of put together at a moment's notice and that's what exactly we are asking our comedians to do here tonight Tyler show us the wheels of conspiracy Tyler yeah yeah boo Tyler yeah that's gonna make it go faster

What is your name? Darren make sure Darren gets a few points on my behalf oh yeah Yeah Tyler you got it you got it you good? Yeah you told me I said hit one button you don't have hit one button Oh, you know what? Everybody boo me while I fix this problem. I goofed it. This is entirely on me. I bet Darren would get this, right? Let's get this.

I want that Eminem shirt so badly. Taking care of, right. So as you can see, oh, no. As you can see, we do have some who's, and we have some whats. I got it. Here. Bam.

All right, he did it. All right, he did it. So we have a wheel of who's, we have a wheel of what. Our comedians are going to spin the wheel. They're going to connect a what to a who, and they're to convince you our lovely and susceptible audience. I was just tripped falling down the last stair. They're going to have to convince you our lovely and susceptible audience that this is a conspiracy theory worth buying into.

I don't have these words. We'll be out of me too. We're going to start out with our third place contestant, Brent Lowry. Everybody makes your nice for a great. Yeah. Get up here. Read that shit, dude.

Read it. What you got. All right, let's start off with the what, Tyler. We're starting off with the what on the left. Ready on what? Great. And spin that wheel. Let's get some clapping music.

You guys have been a great audience. Okay. Okay. Oh, this is a juicy one. This is actually the most search for conspiracy theory in Oregon. It's so horny right now. FEMA concentration camps. Apparently people think that FEMA sent people instead of clean food and drinking water, they're sending you to concentration camps. Who is behind the FEMA concentration camps, Brent? Oh, come on. Ted Bundy. Clap for them. Clap for the wheel. You will find out. Oh, this one, a little, maybe...

A classic. It's right on the gate. Lizard people. Brent, you have a chance to explain to these people why they're lizard people behind the FEMA concentration camps. Let a rip! We know all about the lizard people, right? No, I don't.

They're the ones that we've elected as our politicians, the ones to keep us safe. They've recently been gifted a jet from a foreign country, and that should make all of us feel great. They control one specific branch of the government that comes in and deals with emergencies, wildfires. They help a lot in Louisiana after a little thing called Katrina. 15 seconds. And a lot of people don't realize that they are storing all people under five feet after surviving wildfires in camps.

It's mostly in Mississippi. And that's your time. Well, I would not subscribe to that YouTube channel by any fucking means. Let's go ahead and get Julia up into the moon. Julia Corral, everybody. All right. Remove those from the board, Tyler, and let's get the wheel spinning. Could be anything open for anything specific up there, Julia.

Okay, I know a lot about this already. You know about this one? Okay, great. The moon landing was fake. This is another classic. It was. We got people out here who know the moon landing's fake? Anybody? Anybody? People out there who know the moon landing is fake? Yeah.

Who is behind the moon landing being fake, though? That's the real question, and we are going to find out right now. Clap as we spin that wheel! Spin the wheel! Oh, please. A Portland classic, Antifa is behind the moon landing being fake. Julia, you got time on the clock now to tell us why Antifa is behind that fake-ass moon landing. Any mark it said, go. Antifa was behind the moon landing because it had so much attention to detail. And if anything, Antifa got the details down.

Like, they didn't get, like, the action down of what they stood for, the unity, but they got the uniforms down. They look good on the outside. 15 seconds. People are like, who's Antifa? You know what it is? It's your cousin Rick. You know? But for years, these are just their offspring.

Antifa's been around for two decades. They started with the moonland. now they're taking over Portland. And that's time. Julie Corral, everybody. Good answer. Nice. All right, Shane, Brendan.

It's time to see if you can stay in the lead or if you were going to get superseded by somebody else. Let's find out what your what is. Everybody, is everybody? I'm very excited about what's happening here. Okay, okay, all right. Oh, okay. Yeah, all right.

Another recent one, all the plane crashes. Sure. Why not? All the ones this year, the 2025, there been a bunch. Yeah, let's go specific. 2025 plane crashes. All the little planes that you crash. No one?

You harmonized, too? You can wrap the same, what can I say? God, Philip M. Spitters really just... I might come back because of you, dude. You might. I hope so. Leave this lucrative stand-up career. Let's see who is behind all those 2025 plane crashes.

Let's spin the wheel, everybody. Everybody. So close, almost Tony Harding, it is the proud boys. Oh, well, I mean, what... You got time starting now. Let a rip. Here's the thing. Great.

What can I say that we already don't? No. You know? At first it was like, oh yeah, well, DEI was the reason why the planes were crashed. Right? That's what the leader of the proud boys was saying. I forgot his name. But he was up there saying that.

And I like to agree with him. Older applause. Because maybe... Fifteen seconds. Mr. Orange was just dumb enough to not really know what DEI stands for the rest of us. Maybe he thought that that meant dim, ugly, ignorant, proud boys. This game sucks. And that's your time.

Alright. Fuck! Did you just say that Ugly started with an E in that? Shut up, dude! I have a mixtape. That was Cluon, everybody. Makes noise for Cluon on our wonderful contestants. That was a hard one.

Yeah, it was pretty hard. That was good. And Tyler is going to tally up the points while he's doing that and getting back into the game. You don't have to do any of this. You just go right, make it the thing. No, Tyler, do it. Yeah, that's right.

Do it. Just do it. Is you wrong of me to say that you have a beautiful black man's voice shade? Are you talking to me, a brat? I really appreciate it. Tyler, do you remember. Whoa, that's me? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Brent, do me again.

You having a little trouble up here, Tyler? Yeah, I am having trouble, Jay. You took over the computer and everything's wackadoo. Hey, Julia, hold on, hold on. While you do this, give me your mic. Give me your mic. I'm going to give you a prize. All right, hold on, I'm gonna give out a prize to people.

You guys can clap, you want a prize or not? Oh my god. Clap it up. Clap it up. I just fixed the game, by the way, Tyler. All right, I'm still coming down here, Jay. I'm gonna come back in a second. What did you do to Jay?

Hey, spicy, spicy. You got this. Home remedies. I found it in a free book library earlier today. There it is. On 36th Avenue. Yeah, who else do we like, Jay? We like this guy, Darren over here.

Where's Darren? Right there, no, no, no, no, right there, right there. Wait, wait. All right, yeah, okay, all right. All right, Darren, you get this. It's Dinosaur's Divorce, a Guide for Changing Families. Now, look at this. Open up the front page right here.

It's signed, Kids I Love You, 129, 89. Oh, my God. Somebody gave that to their kids. All right, Jay, back to you. All right. It is time to, while Tyler does the scores. She's not satisfied with her prize. Yeah, she doesn't like the prize.

If you'd like to exchange her prize, come talk to Tyler at the end of the game, but we are coming up on it with a game we call Palet Cleenser. Not for the Palat Cleanzer! Oh my God, what a harrowing show it has been for everybody involved. This is a time, we've had a lot of stuff. We've said a lot of things. We've been in a lot of weird spots. Hi, yes.

I have a question. What are the scores? Well, we're going to find out. Tyler's gonna do the math. Tyler's, we're gonna get an update. You're being audited. You're so focused on the numbers. You're so focused on the...

Riggs. Whoa. Rick? Hold on a second. This shit is Rick. What do you mean? I do whatever fuck I want. Not in Portland.

Not an ice movie. Let's go ahead and move on. We have a great time with this comic. Everybody's been getting dark. Everybody's been getting wrong. You guys been the great audience. We want to make sure if we have a good time. back to Portland, which we would love to that you guys come back

to. So, we're going to get out of here on a nice note. Everybody's going to do some clean, wholesome jokes to cleanse our palettes for all the filth and nonsense that we have talked about today. We're going to start out with the wonderful Julia Corral. Make some noise for Julia. Her clean, wholesome joke.

Can I actually go third because I fawked up and I did my wholesome joke on the first round? Absolutely, you can. Everybody makes some noise for Brent Lowry. Are we just sitting? I was volunteering at the homeless shelter and I thought to myself you shouldn't say all these fucked up things But then an orphan approached me and said Brent I think it's really important that you say edgy stuff on stage because the people of Portland need to be challenged every once in a while And I said are you sure? He said I'm special needs orphaned. Why would I not be your biggest fan and I

It was just a wholesome moment and this is having the opposite effect He's not real, okay? I made that up. I slept on noon. I'm sorry. I'm a piece of shit. Makes noise for Brent Lowry, everybody. A real piece of shit. You know what, though? Honestly, it takes a real special kind of contestant to invent a special needs orphan to try.

Ryan, curry favor with Tyler for this game. And that's what this game's all about. Everybody makes an voice for Shane Brendan and his clean, host, Joe. Gonna stand up because I respect the audience. I was at the playground with my son, sweet, sweet little boy, 18 months old. Gorgeous little boy.

At the playground, I'm pushing him on the swings. We're having a great time. We're there for like half an hour. And I'm getting ready to pull him out of the swings, and he starts pointing to the cross. bar of the swings right above my head he's like ah ah ah right and I look up and I see that there's two little birds that have been perched up on the crossbar of the swings they were quiet the whole time didn't make a sound and I looked up and I was like oh buddy

you're looking at these birds and the second I point to those birds they looked down to me and my boy and they just started singing to me and my boy it was beautiful they looked down they were just like tweet fucking tweet you know how birds dude fucking tweet right right And as I'm pointing to these birds, out of nowhere, a butterfly, lands on my hand. And I look at my son and I go, nigger, we are Disney princesses. Don't ever let nobody tell you what you can and can't be. Let's get the fuck out here before this Subaru turns to a pumpkin. We got to get the fuck home.

Thank you. Shane Brendan, everybody. And now that she's got another clean, wholesome drug ready to go. Make some noise for Julia. Okay, this is wholesome for me. I feel like a shit on a lot of white men. And that's not fair. Because, like, I grew up in the suburbs,

and I slept with a lot of white men, and there is something that I miss about a suburban white man after you have a one-night stand. It's that their moms make you breakfast in the morning. And I just... Respect. They're not also back. Julia Corral and Herklin-Colson-Jucker

everybody. All right. Tyler, it's time. Yes, it is Jay. It's time for prizes, everybody. Yeah. That shit was bananas.

B. You guys were great. This was a great audience. Make some noise for your time. Make some noise for yourself. Some of you guys are great. Yeah. Some of you. You just have to hit it one more time.

All right, all right. I'm off my game. All right, everybody. We got prizes. All right. In third place with 1,500 points, you know who got third place. It's Brett Lowry, everybody. Yes. But you get this great BHS, BHS. Sushi Koochee. You are special, the animated story. We found this at a thrift store. It's based on number of best-selling book, and now it's a VHS. You are special, just like that kid you made up. Thank you. I appreciate it. In second place. Now, this was very close. It came down right to the end.

It was 1900 points, and it was 1950 points. In second place with 1900 points. It's Shane Brendan, right. Shane Brendan. You got this Cub Scout magic tricks, magic puzzles, stunts and games. Hell yeah. You can learn out of tight knots. You can trap children, whatever you want to do.

That's for you. That's right. Cubs Couts. This has been a real redemption story. And in first place, was I don't think of your place. It's Julie Corral, everybody, Judy Corral! Julie Corral! You got this great book.

Grandma's Gone Wild! Perfect for you. You got that. And Jay, a special prize for Cher. Check it out, Cher. That's for you. Sound the alarm. Wait, who's this for?

Wait, who's this for? This for Share. Oh, for Share. Here, give it to her. That's the book called Sound the Alarm. Prepare to Meet the Lord. And that's for you. If you ever question me ever again, Cher.

Oh, wait, no, this is Cher. Hold on, sorry. Wait, who's Cher? The spicy one. Oh, the spicy. I'm so sorry. I got mistaken. Spicy.

Spicy, sure. Don't ever question me again. Your January 6th will not last in this house. Jay, back to you. This is a great game. You guys have been a wonderful audience. Over time for our incredible contestants, Brent Lowry, Shane Brandon, and Julia Carrell.

We have some cards for you guys just to make sure where are they? those thingies. Of course I didn't put them in my suit. I didn't get them ready to go. We have get out of cancellation free cards just to make sure if you guys ever come to Hollywood, all the bullshit you

said tonight is going to keep you safe and sound. Don't you worry. Send them off with a nice round of applause. Our wonderful contestants. They will be selling merch after the show. We will also be selling merch after the show. If you guys want to support us, follow us at Wrong Game Show. Come by a little bit of merch from over this table over on the side

Tyler show him what it could look like. Look at that shit! Look at this nice merchandise we have! You guys been great, seriously. Thanks so much for coming to the show. This has been a great time. I've been blessed to have you all as a wonderful audience. Thank you so much. One more time for all our contestants. Everybody here at the Siren Theater. I will see you guys next time. Have a great

night. Stay wrong, everybody. Bye-bye.