WRONG! A Fucked Up Game Show - THE GAYEST ANIMALS I'VE EVER SEEN (ft. Kylie Vincent, Nicky Paris, Zane Helberg)

Episode Date: January 4, 2026

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Hello, everybody. Happy New Year and welcome to another episode of Wrong, a fucked up game show, podcast edition. I'm your host, Jay Light. And today we are dropping an exclusive podcast feed episode. We have one of our last shows from the Comedy Store in 2025. This is from November featuring Kylie Vincent, Zane Helberg, and Nikki Paris. We're also going to be releasing another exclusive podcast feed episode. week featuring our December show from the Comedy Store, so keep your eyes peeled for that. I'm about to be in Toronto and we're going to be doing weekly releases starting now. I know I've been saying that I was going to do it for a long time, but I finally got my shit together, folks. It's 2026. New Year, New Me. We just got named, this is hilarious to me. We just got named FeedSpot's Top 15 Moron Podcasts. So apparently this is a great podcast where you can listen to Morons like me

make fun of our contestants on the show. I don't know. I'll take it. If you want to see more shows, we're going to be live in April, a couple places. I'll put the ticket links in the show notes. We might be doing some shows in Toronto. Might be doing some shows in L.A. soon. But for now, enjoy this live episode from the Comedy Store.

And without further ado, let's get wrong. Comedy Story is Wrong. Now, for Love to Harkins'Row! The big love to our host is Jay Lynde. We're coming, thanks. Hello, welcome to Wrong, everybody. I am your host, Jay Light. Make some noise for my man in the corner.

That is our scorekeeper, Tyler Meznerich. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Good to see you, Jay. Good to see you, Tyler. I am so excited for the show tonight. Who has never been to wrong before? Makes a noise if we've never been to this show, but we're in for a treat.

Do you like game shows? Do you like game shows? Do you like game shows? I love game shows. You know what I love about game shows is when people on there, they're trying to do things right. Not here. Tonight, we're trying to do things. Wrong, wrong. Okay, that's a correct answer.

Not the correct amount, a turtleneck amount of energy, for sure. She was scared. You don't have to be, what's your name? What's your name? Dana, you don't have to be. Actually, wait, Dana, you might have to be scared. For the class, do the math problem. Let's do it.

Dana, you don't have to be scared. Because we like to do things. Wrong. Oh, no. There's less energy. You look like you're going to be throwing fists with Mandy in the pit. We like when people do things. Wrong.

Now that's what I like to hear. You guys are going to be a great audience. Because tonight we're going to do things wrong. We are going to celebrate when things are wrong. Because we've got some of the finest comedians in Los Angeles here to be wrong for you. They are going to do dark, dirty, fucked up material. They are going to play some weird fucked up games. And guess what?

we're digging through their internet history we found stuff that they probably thought they got rid of years and years ago we're going to make them answer for it tonight for your entertainment and there's nothing more wrong than that and uh you know we're celebrating when people do things wrong so that's where we had so you guys fill out some nice paperwork

you guys are going to get prizes as audience members if you keep up the good work Tyler is our prize master where are our prizes from tonight Tyler? Jay we have prizes from Maxwell Farms Mackville Farms. We got We got mushrooms. We got edibles.

We got great stuff. And we also have prizes, Jay. From stuff I found on the street near my house, a couple clearly broke up and they put all her stuff on the street. And now it's mine. And soon to be yours.

Now, we usually have a real top obvious contender, but tonight's obvious audience contender for the first prize we're going to give out. asked to remain anonymous so if you choose to reveal yourself you will be guaranteed to get the pick of the litter of these prizes

in five words or less your week was fucked up because you had a birthday but still had diarrhea all day okay I have a feeling I can guess by the laugh who that might be would you like to reveal yourself would you care to reveal yourself you do get a prize

you get a prize we won't put you on camera we'll just hand you a prize you just have to raise your hand and Melanie our prize lady will come get around. All right, next one, Jay. Next one. We got another one.

We got another one. Another anonymous person. Let's hope you're braver than the first person was. Maybe they're sitting together. Who does this? My boyfriend got mad at me for farting

and made me sleep in the other room. People are sad about that one. See, I have a feeling I can tell what table this might be happening at. A lot of ass problems, Jay. But nobody's revealing themselves. So we're going to go ahead.

We're going to move on to the next one. And this one we actually know. It's Dana. Dana's week was fucked up anniversary of dead grandma. Everybody say, ah. But it's all right. You got this great prize.

Jay, show up. It's a pre-roll, but also it's live, laugh, love, coasters with the picture of the couple in the fucking thing. That's them. That's them. They forgot. They took all the photos

on the other ones, but they left that one. It's crazy. You know what's crazy? It was Tyler before the show called those table protectors. I didn't know what they were called.

Oh, no. Well, everybody, make some noise for Dana and for everybody who submitted and got wrong. Thank you for trying to help. We're going to move on to our next game.

It's time to find out what our comedians think is wrong with our first game. This is a game called Let's get fucked up. Let's get us all you are. The order's all wrong. Yes, it is.

Oh, you got fucked up. I got really fucked up. All right, here we go. This is the card that I'm looking for. We have four contestants here to compete for you tonight. Four, four of them. But only three will be moving on to the next round. One, we'll get diarrhea on.

on their boyfriend? I hope not. That's a real terrible combo. All right. Our comedians, like I said, they are going to be doing fucked up material. They are going to be doing jokes that are dark, they are dirty, and they are certainly... Wrong.

Nice. Great audience. Give yourselves a round of applause. They're ready. They're ready. Let's do it. Well, let's go and get to meet our first comedian. They are going to say some. really fucked up stuff. We certainly hope

our first contestant tonight doesn't Wob you the wrong way. Make some noise for Wub, Sovel, everybody. Thank you. I'm going to drag this all the way over here like I own the place. Do you feel like both comforted

and disturbed when you sit on a public toilet seat that's still warm from the last person? It's like I I expect it to be shocking, you know, and cold, but then it's inviting and warm when I sit down. I feel conflicted, you know? And then it comes to my realize.

I realize it's warm and inviting me because somebody was just taking a shit there, and that's when I get distracted. Someone was talking about farting in front of their boyfriend earlier. I feel bad for deaf people because they never get to enjoy the best part about farty. They only get the worst part. And it's like an enhanced version. We don't even know what deaf people think about farty. We can't even concede of it. It's like they can't conceive

of why we think it's so fucking funny. I don't get it. I don't get it. I heard my back recently and my doctor told me that I you know you can't have sex and I was I was like telling my wife, you know, I'm sorry, baby, blow jobs only. Doctor's orders, doctor's orders, what you want me to do? But then she was really nice, you know, she said, don't worry about it. Because for women, biggest erogenous zone is the brain. And I was like, well, that sounds good for you, but how many get my dick in there? We've tried all the holes.

I don't think it's gonna fit I don't get too you know flipped out about you know my dick or anything like that like I have a very average dick you know and I read up on dick size okay

I read this study about dick size I don't know if you read it no well here's what I read I read that when it comes to dick size that women depending on the context like different dicks.

So, this is what they said. They said they did a survey. They found that women who were looking for like a one-night stand preferred a bigger, girthier cock. But if they were looking for a long-term relationship, I stopped reading. What am I going to do with this bullshit?

I've already lost. Why do you think I bought a house? Because I have an average dick. That's why. Like, if my... dick was in a movie if you played by Tom Hanks's dick. You feel like a normal fucking act. You know you'd roof for it and everything, but it's not fucking Dwayne the Cock Johnson.

Anyone read about that? NBA gambling scandal? Do you hear about that? Some people did. Crazy, right? This multi-million dollar gambling scandal going on. I think it's finally good that black people getting hit for white-collar crimes. they're moving up

I thought the show was supposed to be offensive I mentioned black people one time fucking place goes silent definitely not like the theater I lived in Englewood for 13 years okay let me tell you when I moved to Englewood a lot of people told me they're like Oh, Englewood, you know,

Lave, Englewood up to no good. I've lived there 13 years. Never had a gun pulled on me. And I've robbed 40 people. It's pretty safe. Pretty safe in my book, you know. Sometimes I think that maybe Rosa Parks works too well, okay? Hear me out.

And because, like, you know, she's trying to, like, you know, get black people to the front of the bus, but now we've got them so far to the front, they're driving it for us. That's just not... Again, this is supposed to be offensive. You got... I mentioned one true thing.

Freaking out. I just want to say this. I know this is coming out of nowhere, but my pull-out game is unreal. I don't wear condoms. I don't know if anybody does. I don't know how they sell them. I don't know who's.

buying him. Does anybody... No. See, not a single hand comes out. Nobody fucking wears condoms. Nobody's... You know how much people who hate fucking condoms? People won't even watch people fuck wearing condoms. That's how much people hate him. You ever turn on a porno and there's a fucking condom on? You're like, closed.

Bullshit. I can't believe this. It's not real. There's no way the guy's fucking his stepmom has a wear-with-all to bring a condom. It's not. It's no way everybody in the gang bang brought a condom. They were planning... It's not You know, my pull-out game's great.

Never had a pregnancy scare. Although, this one girl I was dating, she did swallow so much of my cumb. She wants shit a whole baby. Whatever you think of that joke, you got to admit, that's a lot of cum. Plus, if you're a lady, You never had a pregnancy scare.

How do you know your pussy's any good anyway? I mean, if dudes aren't accidentally busted loads up in you, how do you know? I don't know. Women just went into their brains for a second. I did this one gal. She had like this particular fetish, okay? Like I never experienced this before.

Whenever we'd have sex, she'd like me to finish first, and then she would suck on my dick while she got herself off. And I looked into this, and apparently there's a name for a girl like this who has a fetish. It's called a keeper.

Look that up for yourself. Find one of those. You ever wonder if Picasso was just painting retarts the whole time? Oh, everyone thinks you're such a fucking genius because you put the fucking nose over here in the eye over here. You didn't fucking do that.

God did that. He's the genius. You were just trying to get cheaper models. Affordable. I don't know if they're more affordable. Maybe they cost more than demand. I feel bad for the retarded. You know, they get horny, too, you know.

I don't know if you've been around it, but they do, they get horny too. And I always want to... I want to see him fuck, but I know I'm not supposed to. I don't know if anybody has any links or anything that you can send me after this. I always imagine that it's something like this, you know. First, I imagine he goes downs on her.

And then she switch around and he'll eat her asperger's. You ever think anybody who cuts her? dick off, just like looks in the mirror the next day, and it's like, perfect. Definitely made the right decision here. Ever gonna... Again, it's supposed to be a fucked-up show. People tightening up when I... No, that one was rough.

I understand. Not as rough as this next one. Okay. What do you call a black girl who argues with a white guy all day? Her name's Tiana. We've been married for four years. You know, it's one of those things that you find out that everybody loves NWA until you marry one.

I didn't say it. You said it. In here. And in here where your real racism is. All right. Thanks, everybody. My name is Walsabelle. You have been lovely.

Have a great rest of your show. Wachabel, everybody. That's what we in the biz like to call Setting the Tone, everybody. Thank you, Wubb. Let's meet your next contestant, shall we? He is our second comedian.

He is on his third marriage. His name is Zane Helberg. Jayne Helberg. Get up for Jay. Okay, do you know why I love drugs? Why? Because when you run out of drugs, you don't need money. You can go have sex with the drug dealer for free drugs.

There's no other industry that works that way. My other favorite thing is food, but when I run out of groceries, I can't go fuck the manager at a rouse. And believe me, I've tried. Look, I'd love to throw a barbecue. for all you guys. I just don't got the cash, you know what I'm saying? I'd love for you to come over

and I'm grilling a bunch of meats and you're like, Zane, where'd you get all this food? I'm like, you wouldn't believe what I had to go through to get this shit. Craig over at the Kroger's a big guy and he was unforgiving. How do you like your steak? Medium rare?

Because I'm raw. Actually, someone take me to the hospital. I'm going to bleed out. He had a... He fucked me in the ass. You know how when you do too much heroin, you get constipated? You guys know? You know how when you're slamming heroin and you're like, oh, can't poop.

That's not even the worst part. You guys get it? You know how that's not even the worst part? The worst part, you guys know, when you're kicking heroin and you're no longer constipated. That's rough. You know, the day that you know, the day you're on the toilet

at 6 a.m., sweating bullets kicking your ass off and the levees break. It's the day you have your own personal hurricane Katrina in the toilet before work on a Friday morning. That's rough. That happened to me. That was the last time I ever

kicked heroin, I looked down and I was taking the biggest shit ever. taken in my entire life. There was more out of the toilet than in the toilet. I think I was hallucinating because I saw a ball of Swiss guys ice picking up it. It looked like a glacier calving in the Arctic. Slowly, that's slowly turning over

for the uneducated. In my hazy stupor, I had this thought. It was a very, it was a crazy thought. I looked down and I was like, oh, wow, I guess a dick can fit inside of you. Yep, yep, that was the thought that I had. that was the thought that I had I didn't expect to have that thought

but that was what I was thinking and then I'm looking at myself in the mirror sweating washing my hands and they're like hey man a big reason you're not gay is you thought it was going to hurt what's your excuse now because you didn't feel that

I'm out of you I bottled that up for a long time how do you have that conversation with people you don't you know that's not like work truck conversation that's not something you bring up on Monday at the water cooler

when you're talking about your weekend with your friends like oh what did you do this weekend oh you just went on a vacation a little weekend with your family that's nice oh you played softball oh you got to invite me next time

that's cool that's cool that's cool me oh oh yeah I just took a shit so big I have to leave my wife I slept under my desk this weekend actually I think they're going to fire me yeah man Drugs are fucking crazy.

You know, you know, the worst part about smoking meth is that it makes your dick small. Not long term, don't, if you can try it, it'll grow back. But, like, in the moment, in the moment, that's the worst. You get ripped on meth and you get super horny. And then you look down, you're like, oh, no. That's the most disheartening thing in the world. Because when you're smoking meth, you're usually doing,

with a hot chick. I don't know if you know that about meth heads. A lot of hot chicks smoke meth. And man, they get pretty horny, too. I'll tell you what. You know, you get really high, and they're like, oh, you know, I want to fuck. Put it in my hole.

And you're like, but I have a hole, too. Maybe we can smash them together. You can suction it out. I don't know how to end it to that book, Jeff. Usually, that just ends with me suctioning until everyone gets uncomfortable and then I move on to another bit. But that's my time.

So thank you very much. I'm Dan Albert. Jane Helberg, everybody. Catch Dean doing that set on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon about a week. You know who wished they knew that heroin made you constipated

the birthday girl. Am I right? Hey. All right, folks. We're having a good time. Let's bring up our next contestant. We've all heard of abortion bans. But have you ever heard of an abortion band? Our next contestant is in one.

Make some noise for Kylie Vincent, everybody. Hi, Lee, Vincent. Yes. Fuck that baby, right? Yeah, it's totally. It's totally my fault when I got pregnant, by the way. It's totally my fault. See, I don't use condoms because I'm autistic.

It's a sensory issue. It was really, it's my fault. It's all my fault. I had no idea that Coke dick could get you pregnant. I was like, this thing isn't working, so... So it must not work, you know. But I think the sperm was on Coke, too. You're like, get to the blobe you too!

Because that was my first time getting pregnant. I had no idea. I was fertile. I'm fertile. It's so cool. I'm fertile. All my girlfriends were like, you're so fucking fertile.

You're a fertile girl. It's like, you want to fuck me? Come on. I am, I'm by, I don't say that anymore, though, because that's like a slur. So I say, I'm queer, I'm queer. Straight guys will be like, queer, what does that mean, queer? I'm like, okay, don't say it like that. Jesus Christ, my, it just means I'll date anybody, you know.

I used to live in a van, so I'll date anybody with a house, you know. They're like, oh, you'll date anybody? You'll date anybody? So you date Hitler? You know, those guys who stood up? Seriously, there are guys. I remember in the fifth grade, one time I was debating with someone about the death penalty. And I said, I don't think killing people to prove killing people is right.

Now, if you ask me that, I would be like, I've been wrong you know but then that person was like oh so you wouldn't kill Hitler I was like no I'm 10

and that guy has like a whole army you know by the way I think girls there's this thing girls are so into guys with moustaches now it doesn't mean It could be the most busted, but ugly fucking guy you've ever seen in your life.

And then you've got him like, oh, he's so hot, he's got a mustache. I'm like, that's literally Hitler. Um, hey, no offense to you straight, guys. I love what you guys are doing for the country, seriously. Yeah, you guys are so good out there. out there. Um, I love you guys. I love, I love sucking your dick. I read in a magazine when I was 13, it said, when you're sucking dick, make noise. So they know you love it.

Just so like a mama used to make. Every time I suck dick, I feel like a war hero coming home from war. Okay, I go home, I look in the mirror, I'm like, Kylie, you fucking, you suck that dick. Poor America! Because sucking dick and being a war hero is the same thing. It's the same exact thing. We both can't explain why we're there.

We're there for like way too many years. And we started young hoping it would pay for our college. Sometimes I'm down there so long. I'm drafting a letter home to my family. Dearest family, Russians have been running low. Okay, this is the last thing I say. That guy get out of here. Abortion's awesome.

I think everyone should do it. And the only thing is when famous people do it, the famous women talk about it gets a little annoying. Like Stevie Nix, she one time came out and said, without an abortion, you guys wouldn't have had Fleetwood, I'm like, wow, that is a horrible argument for other women. Now I have to be like, without an abortion, I couldn't do that yummy dick joke. All right, give it up for your host. Thank you so much.

Kylie Vincent, everybody. Happy Veterans Day to Kylie Benson. Let's meet your final contestant, shall we? Last time I saw him, he was struggling at the gym because he ate an edible just before working out. Let's see if he thinks tonight is a bigger mistake. Please make some noise. Make some noise for Nikki Paris, everybody.

Nicky Paris! Guys, how the fuck are you? Give it up for all the comedians you saw before and let them hear at the Dirty Show. Yeah, I think. did take an edible before the gym. I think people in L.A. who work out together are fucking losers. You know what I mean?

We're not working out together. You're not going to find out I need an inhaler until you're inside me. That's what I always say. I am from Staten Island. Anybody ever here of Staten Island? It's the only island scarier than Epstein's. And being from Staten Island, it kind of shaped the person I am today. Like I'm into, like,

guys with dirty hands, like blue-collar workers. Kind of like cops. I have fucked more cops than a body camera That joke usually does divide the room I'm trying to be dirty for you guys I love anal, no I don't know what to say to really appeal to this crowd I was just in Europe and I was hooking up with somebody

in Scotland and I let's just say that his kilt had a kilt The ladies in the room know what I'm talking about Annie is fucking nodding right here She's like, yeah, I know that's talking about a dick, what a head. I think that we've all seen a dick and we're hooking up with somebody and it comes out of their pants and it looks like a tapeworm. And you're like, what in the art or the artwork just came?

You girls look like you're 11, you're going to see some shit. You're going to be like, why does that penis have an infinity scarf on? You know what I mean? It's scary. It's scary. I'm learning a lot from the show. I learned I need to make sounds when I'm sucking dick. Usually the sound they make is stop.

I was dating a guy I was a head pusher anybody in here ever have their head pushed I know it's like don't push my head anywhere

unless it's through the doors of a Nordstrom and I'm telling you that as somebody who's thrown up on someone's dick or excuse me

I'll never forget that night I was and I threw up an entire piece of penny and the weirdest part about that night was I ordered tortellini. So, a lot of questions.

I, um, I like serial killers. I, um, yeah, like that Ed Gein. Anybody's watching that Ed Gein monster? You know, I don't understand how these girls could not understand that something was fucking off with Ed, you know what I mean? I'm sure he's got a lazy eye, huge cock, but you know what I mean?

You go to fuck him and he opens his mouth and he's like, say hello to Mother. You're like, who the, who the fuck? You'd be like, yeah, Ed, let me bed. back up into it, you know what I mean? Let me just sit on it and bounce. You could be like, you're a Chesavel.

My type, ha, ha, my type of serial killer, it's more of like a Jeffrey Dahmer. You know what I mean? Eat my arm or my ass. Take your pick at this point. Uh-uh. I'm a little pretty. brutish in the bedroom, I'd like to be more adventurous.

I've been hooking up with this Middle Eastern guy. And every time we kiss on my psych amount, I go, um, 9-11. And I want to go black. You know, I went black one time in college, and I still can't sit. To be honest with you, I can't go black because I have a little brother in a wheelchair. And it would break my mom's heart. Not because the guy was black,

then she'd have two kids in a wheelchair. Can you imagine family get-togethers and reunions? They say to my brother, what happened to you? And he was like, I was born this way. And look at me, what happened to you? And I'm just like, Jamal. This side of the room loves me. This side of the room.

Seems like you're more wholesome, like you do anal in the stock room of Hot Topic. All right. Now, I wish I could be with the woman. You're a hot. Look at those boobs. Holy shit. You're a milf, a mother I'd left a friend.

My mom wants me to be with the woman. Yeah, I just found that what a bean is, and you flick it. It's in the vagina or something like that. I wish I could be with a woman, but could you picture that? Some girls like, do you really want to do this? I'm like, no, but my mom really wants me to. Finally, I muster up the courage.

I'm like, okay, I'm going in. This is for my mom. I do love red-headed men. Men are so embarrassed be gingers, which I don't understand. It's like, clean it up down there, you know. Nobody wants to see a dick that looks like Annie. But I still fucked him because he was an orphan. I love it.

You're giving Annie and Miss Frizzle all at the same time. It's very erotic for all of us here. All right, well, I guess that's it for me. Thank you. We're ready for a great game show. Let's hear it. Give it up for your whole show. Let's hear it.

Mickey Paris, everybody. Mickey Paris. Keep it going for all of your contestants. That was Let's Get Bucked Up. Tyler. Who is moving on to the next round? Well, Jay was very close, but let's make it loud for Zane Helberg

with 500 points. Kylie Vince it with 500 points. And the most fucked up to the night is Nicky Paris with 600 points. And you know what, while they're coming down, we're going to give a prize to this gentleman right here because he helped me figure out that my cards were in the wrong order. So Tyler, tell him what he won.

You got an edible and this book, Hope, How Street Dogs taught me the meaning of life. You're going to get to motorboat, that beautiful woman next to you. Look at those. This is a gay man, by the way. I know I feel like I'm back in the womb

all of a sudden triggered Zane do you have any thoughts I'm just thinking about motorboating or actually well folks it is time for these contestants to play some more

fucked up games our first game they were playing this evening this is a fun one it was just election season it's a tough time to be a government official in America that's why we're going to make

all of our folks political prisoners. If I see a black pilot, I'm going to be like, boy, I hope he's qualified. Make some noise. Who is that? That's the last guy you fucked. Oh, yeah, things got bloody.

It's hard not to lab your head off. Hey. Now, folks, our Canadians for this round, they're not going to just be comedians. are going to be politicians, prisoners, to our little game. Because what they're going to be doing is some things that politicians are always great at.

The first thing they're going to be doing is distracting. Oh, I thought you were going to say sexually assaulting women in the room. I was like, let's go. Tyler just fucked up, by the way. Everybody booed Tyler real quick. Boo it's Tyler. Okay, no drugs for you. You're going to distract.

Because politicians are great at distracting the public from real issues. They're always bringing up some insignificant thing to trick us into thinking that that's the real problem. So, comedians, we're going to give you a very real problem facing Americans. You guys are Americans. You figure that out, right? Your job is to distract from the real problem with whatever item you pull out of the bucket

that Tyler has created for us tonight. Tyler, what do we got? Hey, you guys know, uh, vice president? Hey, it's Dick's Cheney's head, everybody. Wow. Oh, what's in here? Wait a man, what's in here? Oh, this is incredible.

This is a baseball card. It's George Bush after he threw the first pitch after 9-11. That's incredible. Now, give it back, Jay. That's mine. A souvenir from an inside job. So, you, contestants,

you're going to be pulling a issue out of this hat. We're going to put a real thing on the board and you're going to have to distract this American public away. It really does look like Dick Cheney doesn't it? It really does. It's only the

glasses. That's the only thing Tyler had to add to this. By the way. All right, let's go ahead and start things off. Tyler, who should start off this game? Let's start out with Kylie, Kylie Vincent. All right, Kylie. Let's get things going.

The issue you have to distract us from. There is a gun epidemic in America. Mmm. Mmm. Yummy. The majority of Americans have witnessed a mass shooting. One in 15 Americans. That's crazy.

But it's true. 7% have been present at the scene of a mass shooting. 2% have been injured in one. Now, the majority of Americans support common sense, gun regulation. But what do you think? That's cool. But there are too many diner items on the menu, huh?

nothing about guns right there's just there's always spaghetti and fried fish on the menu and I'm like I'm like hey can we get oatmeal I've ordered oatmeal in there

and they never have it by the way I ordered oatmeal at 10 p.m and they said we only served at 10 a.m. And I said well I'm going to shoot you and that's time for Kylie that hope meal's not steel cut I love it very political

a southern porn almost all right Tyler who do we want to go next Nikki or Zane? Let's do Zane Zane Helberg makes noise for We're standing You're standing for this Zane there is an affordability crisis in America

job cuts in October hit the highest level for the month in 22 years that's the last time since before the Great Recession all right the majority of Americans are losing their jobs

everybody really seems like a big problem but what do you think? You know I... Fuck them. You know all these people they want jobs but they don't want to work

and they're the same people who are saying nobody says Merry Christmas anymore It's all Happy Holidays Hanukkah this Whatever the Muslim one is that

And I'll tell you what I'm not hiring you No fucking way Go to hell Inshallah Well Felice Navidah Nikki Paris You are final

politician for this round. Makes noise for Nikki. My fellow Americans. Nikki's about to run for office. Your issue. The social safety net in America, it is full of holes. Nearly 42 Americans lost their

food stamp benefits, so the government shut down. The majority of the people who are on food stamps are elderly, disabled. Children. Not all at once. That's three separate groups, but you know what I'm getting at. what are your thoughts

press on my fellow Americans you fat fucks need to stop eating okay you fat fucks need to stop eating and just you know I take your stamps and put it on a postcard and send it to Guantanamo Bay because the real issue is you're all face fucking yourself

with chalupas and blowing the plumbing in your apartment buildings the real issue is how thin the toilet paper is getting we have a viour violator right here. Somebody right here who has torn a hemorrhoid

on how thick toilet paper is. Stop eating and start doing better. I'm the sake of me and the Charmin Man.

And that's time. I like, you did it without any of the paper. No, he did the paper. The prompt was toilet paper has been getting better. Oh, you're an amazing improvisation.

Unlike the two of you, I could read. We're going to keep our old friend. I can read it. just audiobooks? No, I think that was great work coming from a guy

who definitely has to clean his ass a lot. Oh, Zane. Zane's getting some points for that I think. We're going to keep our buddy Dick here for the next part of this game. Politicians!

Why did my voice crack? Politicians! They got to do more stuff like dodge. Dodge, dodge, dodge. Prostitutes. Yes. They dodge prostitutes.

They dodge prostitutes. What is happening here? It's because I reset it. They dodged trans sex workers as well. Is that a black square? You're a white woman, you would know. Yeah. Is this my Instagram?

And then let's all just say nothing. Now that the black square is up. I'll say, yeah, just a moment of silence. Politicians, they are always dodging, giving a straight answer to any simple question. Any yes or no question when we ask a politician? They never answer it. That's why we're going to ask these comedians simply yes or no questions.

Your job is to avoid answering that question. All right, Kylie, you ready to dodge a question? Mm-hmm. Or, uh, mm-hmm. Off to a good start. All right. Ms. Vincent, do you believe in climate change? That's a good question.

I think that the climate is probably changing, as it always changes. We wake up. different than the last day. That is usually what happens. Sometimes it's colder, sometimes it's warmer. The water, we drink it. And that is time.

That is one hell of a dodge. Makes noise for Kylie, everybody. All right, Zane. Mr. Hellberg. Are circumcisions connected to higher rates of autism? well the issue really is the juice I'm telling you right now

from personal experience it's not about the size but the girth and really they're not making the proper tools we need to live together as a society and I think that those little extra skins are something that I've seen before

and that's Time. That is time. That is wonderful. What a wonderful dodge. Thanks a noise for Zane Haleberg. It makes sense, Jay. They take the hat off the dick. They put it on the head. You know what makes sense. Tracks. I like that.

That's good. I like that this is the second time somebody's brought up girth during the show today. That's good. Hell, you know. That's right. Nicky. Mr. Paris. Jay. Should prayer be allowed in schools?

Fuck that gay shit. Now, first of all, the only time a man should be on his knees is for Jesus Christ. That's what I always say, and the Pope. No, I, prayer should be illegal. You know what I mean? Unless you're in your home, are you wearing a burqa? I always say that that's where prayer belongs at your local brothel. That's time?

And if you don't believe me, take a look at my burning bush. You should have kept it... Come on, Rudy Giuliani. You should have kept it at time. Okay. Let's go, you know, we'll go in reverse. We'll give you one more chance, thank you. How about this?

I thought that was great. The crowd disagreed. But are you, or have you ever been, a member of the Communist Party? I don't even know what a communist is. I know that was, like, not a good thing in the sound of music. so before they went over the hill I think the big problem was that they were gay and communists you know what that's time

you know what I don't know what a communist is but you're good by me honey just don't have a mullet that was the thing from the standard that's maybe the gayest answer we could have got a spoonful of sugar but not for those commies a spoonful of sugar makes the cum go down okay

The reason these jokes are It's because they're referencing Mary Poppins You should be saying the hills are alive With the sound of Cumbus Oh, it was not a Mary Popper? Oh, sorry I don't watch Thank you, Kays

All right Zane, we're going back to you Okay Was Charlie Kirk's murder orchestrated by the CIA? You know, he was we want to talk about beautiful men

Lance Bass We have Donald Trump and we have Jay Light here Yeah you know All all guys that I I really would Would love to murder myself

Really if I could find a gun and get myself onto a college campus in time what was the question that's time oh well I know it was me and Zane are getting up to

after the show Kylie Vincent it's time for your final question simply yes or no question avoid answering it do you denounce white supremacy I think that is interesting I wear jeans all the time

so I just always wear jeans. Hey dudes, I love jeans. And I just show up to work in my jeans. And when you know I have a problem with an issue, you'll hear about it. And that's time. That's time. Make some noise for all these guys. This is our Steve's tweeting. How about that?

Get her an American Eagle. Good job, y'all. All right. We've won final round for these contestants to do a political thing. And that is another classic. politician thing, not apologizing. It's time for them to don't apologize.

Yeah. Yeah. Should have been doing that all long. Politicians, they're always getting up to some shit. And they'll put out a statement, but they'll never actually apologize for what they've done. So, we are going to put you comedians

in hot water. We're going to show you a little situation you got yourself into. Your job is to make a statement to the public, but not apologize. Nikki, we're going to start off with you. Perfect. Please, come to the center. Come. Nicky Paris, everybody. Makes a noise for

Nikki Paris. Nicky Paris, everybody. Hello again. Now, you are going to be on the clock. We're going to be keeping an eye out to see if you cannot apologize for this transgression you did. Uh-oh! You posted a video of ICE agents detaining people with the Gotta Catch Em All theme song for Pokemon. Don't apologize. You know, first of all,

we're not apologizing for anything because Ash looks perfectly fine, and it's really Dora, the Explorer, who I think is really... That's the bitch that people really want to hear from right now and her and her backpack are swiping for freedom right now.

It's just the American way, okay? And I love this country. A lot of people say I'm like Betsy Ross with bigger tits. Are families and children's being separated? Yes, but that is the American way that our founding fathers and their powdered wigs would have wanted, okay?

Yeah. I think that's time. Yeah. Make some noise. Thank you. Make America gay again. Kylie Vincent. Are you ready?

Mm-hmm. Uh-oh. the group chat where you said I love Hitler leaked don't apologize it was just a joke actually it's so weird

my kids sent that yeah you know these iPad kids they get a hold of it I thought it was temple run but got on the group chat and listen I tried to abort it, but I couldn't. I think that's time.

That's how we get out of that one. Zane, Mr. Helberg, it's time for you to not apologize. Uh-oh. You accidentally shot your friend in the face. Don't apologize. Hey, you get in the way of the gun. That's your fault. You know, there's other things

I'd like to shoot in his face. I'll tell you that right now. Hey, we're friends, all right? What's a little buckshot amongst friends? You know, a little here, a little there. That's fine. And that's time. He lived.

He did live. Make some noise for that. Yay. Dick Cheney, outlaw. lived that guy. LGBTQ, the G is gun. Well, that folks, that's been political prisoner. Make some noise for a...

Come on. Tyler. You got an update on the scores for us? Yes, I do right now. Tide for second place, St. Helberg and Nicky Parrish with 1100 points. And currently elite, Kylie vits, with 1,200 points. Okay.

Next woman, president. Next. This is one of our oldest games. It might be actually our oldest game we've ever played here on the show. This is a classic here and wrong. This is a game called The Discomfort Zone. Ooh. Folks, we have done a lot.

a lot of digging on all of our contestants. Like I said, we have dug up every single thing we could find on these fine people. We found their Yelp accounts. We found their Reddits. We found the YouTube channels that they made when they were in elementary

or middle school and forgot about. Everyone at Kylie's just says, hmm, yummy dick. Three stars. Everything they've forgotten the password to, we have found it and we have gone onto the dark web, we've tracked down your digital footprint, and now we're going to present

it to the crowd because we've got some questions. They're going to be uncomfortable, but your job is to answer them as funny as possible. We're going to start off with Nikki Paris. Make some noise for Nikki Paris. Nicky Paris, everybody. Over the middle of the hot seat. Sure.

Come on, Nicky! One more time for Nicky, everybody. I'm nervous. Oh no. Hopefully don't on my U-Porn account. We did not find your U-Porn account, but we did find your Pinterest account. Uh-oh. Oh, no.

This is when people thought I used to wear a toupee. Could you believe it? Wait, what? When I was growing up, my mom used to say have hair that looks like it was made of velvet. People as in your mom. People at my mom. She started the bullet.

Wow, I look good, though. You've got to give it to me. Not bad. Rising hottest male comedian. I kind of missed the boat on that one. Entertainment personality. Yeah, dazzling blogger. That's one of my favorite superstar

taking the world buy more. Yeah, all facts. You guys could see it. We had a lot of fun digging through your Pinterest boards. Some of our favorites that... I'm a little scared. Some of the favorite ones we had on there. If I ever opened up as soon.

Oh, my God. Inspiration to look and feel. Those are the gayest animals I've ever seen. Oh, my God. Wait, I used to be obsessed with white tigers and then I just found out they're all inbreds. They're all... And I've been telling people that's my spirit animal,

my entire life. So I've been aspiring to be an inbred. Whites are famous for inbreeding, aren't you? Yes, no. It's the Cracker Barrow Way. 12 years ago. It looks like AI, though. No, first of all, well, it looks like a fun zoo, first of all.

A zoo of all baby animals. We have the lion from Wicked, getting ready for the big opening. A bird. Is that a parakeet or something? I don't know. It's going to be in your zoo. You can call whatever you want. No, yeah.

It makes me miss Harambe. Anybody else miss Harambe? That was my Mighty Joe Young. Now, there were two. in particular that we really, really loves. Two in particular. Sorry, it looks like I should be in the zoo, too. The first one, we were a huge fan of tattoos.

I'd never be brainer enough. Oh, my God. This is what I was doing when I should have been getting a college education. I was like, working real hard. Oh, well. The music notes just look like it just like burned into it. Oh, I know. This looks like braille for blind people.

to learn a tune. Do you play any music? You know, I haven't seen many vaginas, but I think that's close. And is that free willie? What the fuck was I doing right there? You were looking for a free willy, I think. I was looking for the blowhole.

Our other favorite one we had was celebrities that should be. Oh my God! One time I met Joe Jonas in a bathroom, and I said, can we have a picture together? And he said, no. And you showed him this. No, Joel McHale, I think he's very hot.

Yeah, I do have a crush in Joe McHale. I got to tell him that I like men with receding hair lines because when somebody really hot starts to lose their looks, that's when I swoop in. You look like the straight Joe Jonas. Thank you. Zane. I like that guy on the bottom.

It looks like a grinder photo when none of you guys... Yeah, no, it's really. Yeah. That's somebody steps that. Sherlock Holmes, who is that? Yeah. Oh, wow, this is almost erotic. You girls are you Jonas Brothers fans?

You look like you're about 11. Yeah. Yep. Now, Nikki, we had so much fun browsing these. I mean, they had 136, 1206. 136? 12 years ago, I was so interesting. And I will say, about 45 of them are Joe Jonas.

I have to tell you, I want to have violent sex with all four of the Jonas brothers. And even the little brother, Frankie. I don't even care. The bonus, Jonas? I didn't even know there was four. He's ugly. They keep him in the closet. Yes.

Uh-huh. So, we had so much been branding these. We actually felt like it would be shameful to not show off from both. So we have a combination question for you. Would you get these tattoos to date, this celebrity? We're going to show you two tattoos

from your tattoos you're not brave enough to get for it. This is my collection. And one celebrity, also from your collection. Okay. And you're going to tell us if you would get those tattoos to date that celebrity. We got a bunch ready for you. We'll go rapid fire, starting now.

Oh. Joel McHale. Yes, I would. To get Joel, I would get both of these, like a little angel, like a little Catholic angel on Christmas morning. Mm-hmm. He hath risen. so old Joel's penis. What about to date, Drake?

Would you take it? You put Drake in there? Wait, wait. This is a Spanish thing for Dia de la Morte. No. Okay, next. Justin Bieber,

would you get these little mountain tattoos? I mean, somebody with these type of tattoos shouldn't be near a school zone. Yes, yes. I have Bieber. I want to see the Bieber Konda. Are you air?

or the prince? Both. He's hoping he can't talk. Next. Adam Levine. Oh, like a low rider. What's up, essay? By the way, yes,

you did post Adda Levine's tattoos separately on the tattoo board. You know, this looks like a prison tattoo that you'd get after in the cell. Yeah, I would. Mm-hmm. And the final one.

Oh. Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper at the same. time. No. No, I wouldn't. You know, I think there'd be, I think we'd all be into the same thing, which would be laying there and breathing through it. You know what? You have like white Disney woman tattoos. First of all, I have to tell you. I think these tattoos were, I think I was hacked by a Latina chick. I don't know. Whose fucking tattoos are these? I would never get something like that.

Especially not for Anderson Cooper or Andy Cohen. No, I mean, yeah. Look at poor Bambi. I mean, who the fuck? What is that? His mom? Is this like a coming-of-age porn right here? I'm going to go with No, Jay. That is a great answer.

Make some noise for Nikki Paris and those wonderful answers. I'm going to go home and delete my Pinterest after this. Come on back, have a seat. and let's get Kylie Vincent into the discomfort zone. Kylie, Kylie, Kylie. I am 25, so I've been on the internet forever, so whatever's going to be up there

is everything, probably. Yeah. You know our favorite thing that we found? Uh-oh. Your Twitter from middle school. Fuck my life. Fuck my life. I've been trying to find that to take it down. It's right there. At Kylie Vincent.

Kylie before eyeliner. Are you even allowed to do this? This was when I was a minor. Are you even allowed? It's public information. You did not stay on Twitter very long in middle school. You were only there April 2014 to July 2014. Oh.

I got raped in between. I don't know. I'm just, I was kidding. I'm not really. I got raped. You have to stop that Twitter. I can't go on Twitter anymore. Here's your last tweet.

It's actually kind of a banger. We like this tweet. Okay, fire. When you accidentally take a selfie. That got one like that's better than I was doing on Twitter in 2014. Yeah, that is banger as walk. Wait, that chihuahua actually was named Harley and it couldn't really breathe, right? And we took it because my aunt died of,

a pill overdose, it's no problem. Everyone's aunt does that. So, yeah. Wait, where are you from again? I'm from Oxnard. You guys know the Nard? My mom's boyfriend is in a sublime cover band. The sublime cover band's name is Emil Bus, which is sublime backwards.

So cool. What a life. So, Kylie, the majority of the tweets you did tweet when you were in middle school were about three things. You tweeted a lot about American Idol contestant from season 13 named Sam Wolfe. Oh, I had a back crush on this ugly motherfucker. Yeah.

He kind of looks like a non-binary person. That's why I was a try, before that was a thing, you know? I was like, that's a she-heast. You are a trendsetter. Yeah. Yeah, you reposted pretty much any time he got mentioned. You followed, you retweeted

all of his tweets. The most signed the most talented 18-year-old. I'm like 14 at the time, but somehow, that's weird. Yeah, you did tweet Happy Birthday to my Fave Boy at Sam Wolf Music. I love you, and you're amazing, and you're going to win. Spoiler alert, he didn't win that fucking loser.

Nope. He got fifth place. That's so lame. You also tweeted a lot about a movie called The Amazing Spider-Man 2. You saw it and you loved it. Spider-Man, you can save me any day. You tweeted that back-to-back with Spider-Man 2 was so amazing. Spider-Man 2 was so amazing, period. And then, yeah, you had this little meme.

This could be us, but you don't like me. What was I going through? Nice, wait I don't even remember that movie Must be the drama My brain forgot everything You also tweeted This fun discovery about your family

My parents are six years apart That means I could marry someone in kindergarten BRAB You're going to go to an elementary school And pick me up a hot date Interesting. You know, that must have been when I was hacked by my mom's boyfriend

and his bottom cover band. Kylie or Gis Lane? So, Kylie, our question for you. Fuck Mary Kill. Sam Wold. Andrew Garfield. Spider-Man or a kindergartner. Obviously, kill a kindergartner.

I wouldn't even think about saving them or fucking them. Oh, there's four options? Andrew Garfield's portrayal of Spider-Man. Is one of the options. I'm like, I fucking love this movie. I would, I would, I'd fuck Sam Wolf because he was fifth place, so he's not going to be financially stable. I'm going to marry Andrew Garfield as Spider-Man because a man with a mask

that I don't ever have to see their face. That works for me. That is Kylie Vincent's wonderful answer. Good job. Let's get Zane Helberg into the hot seat for the Disconference Center. Zane, everybody. Zane.

Okay. Zane. We've known each other a really long time. Yeah, that's true. We've known each other decade. Wow. I know, right?

Isn't that crazy? What I did not know is some things we found out in this interview you did on your wife's website. Oh, no. So here's Zane's wife judging silently from the background.

Zane Helbert, comedian, podcaster, and entrepreneur. I'm barely any of those things. you had some really choice quotes about your backstory here in Hollywood you talked about going to college at the American Academy of Dramatic Arts

RIP, it no longer exists it no longer exists because of your acting getting accepted to such a prestigious non-existent drama school was a dream come true by the way that's his wife in the picture in the background judging him

still there we also found out why you moved to Los Angeles. You moved to L.A. August 4th, 2003 because you wanted to become a famous actor like Tom Cruise. You saw the first Mission Impossible movie and thought it would be great to be the next Ethan Hunt. I'm so pissed that he's still doing those fucking movies.

I honestly moved here when I was 17. I was like, at some point, they're going to need to get a new one. And now, I'm too old to do fucking Mission Impossible. I did not know this about it. I mean, I've known you for such a long time, but I did know like the deep blower. If I was to be gay for any one man, it would be Tom Cruise. And that's a very vulnerable thing for me to say.

Well, we, uh, he's jizzing. I wish I could unpack that more, but we have this other shit that we found. I went to your IMDB. I hadn't known much about your IMDB, your acting history. So we went there. We found out, of course, you know, you've got some more recent credits, like match the lawsuit to the person and guess the black person. Oh, my God.

Is that the Medea film? Tyler Perry presents guess the black person. Dress up in blackface. But we found your first ever film role was a short film called I Want to Be a filmmaker, which is about a guy who wants to be a filmmaker, but his mom doesn't want to be a filmmaker. I wanted to be a filmmaker. Yep.

A Jewish tale. We, uh... You can go watch this online. It is on YouTube in full if you want, but we do have a little clip here for you guys tonight. You're kidding me. Roll that clip. Sometimes living life with closed eyes feels better.

I open my eyes. Look at that, okay. That's Mission Impossible face right there, bro. I realized that I live in this world. I live in this world where I need to obey my mom's commands It isn't about

obeying commands, it's a problem That's obeying at the cost of my own integrity Why did he have me laying there for so long This is about to be my favorite part right here So far in my life I've moved along

With the flow of the crowds This has never satisfied me And I feel it is High time I took a step to further realize my uniqueness. Is this the Stella Adler? This was a New York Film Academy student film. It's on language. It seems like a guy just wanted you to lay down for him.

Yeah, now tussle that wire, baby. When I did this, the director, who was a film student, was just like, oh my God, this is perfect. I'm so glad we found you. This is the status thing I've ever put on film. So our question for you, Zane, why didn't you make it as a serious actor? That's a great question.

I think because what ended up becoming more important was, in this exact order, cocaine, methamphetamines, heroin, and cheating on my wives. I think that's a pretty great answer, don't you think, folks? Make some noise for Zane Halberg. Your favorite actor should have been Charlie Sheen. Your IMDB Star Meter is going to go up after this.

Zane's IMDB Star Meter. 200,000, excuse me. 69.74. Pretty good. Hey. I broke 10K. He's ready for guest the black person, too. Now more blacks.

Well, folks, it's time for Tyler to tally up the scores. While he does that, we are going to get you guys out of here with a nice palette cleanse around. I like that you guys didn't clap You just enjoy it all in Aw While Tyler Talley's at the scores

Of course you guys have been here And we've seen some fucked up stuff happen tonight You guys bristled at the mention of black people For like 30 minutes solid And then as soon as we said Guess the in front of them You guys were like, oh, totally great, perfectly fine. There's a lot of weird stuff that happened tonight,

but we wanted you guys to come back and see us again. Get out of here on a nice note. We're going to clench your palettes. Our comics are going to tell a clean, wholesome joke to get out of here, and then we're going to see who wins those grand prizes. We're going to start off with Zane Helberg. Make some noise for Zane, everybody.

You know what I really love? Gambling. And I'll tell you, you know what I've been gambling on? This is for real. This is great. flight insurance. Okay, you buy a flight, and for 20 bucks, you can insure it. And no one ever does that, because you're going to make it to the airport, and it feels like

a scam, but I'll tell you what, pay that 20 bucks, because those insurance policies are paying big time. If they lose your luggage, you win a thousand bucks. If your plane goes down, you win 50 grand. 20 bucks to win. 50 grand. That's action, my friends. And I know a lot of you are thinking, well,

there's no way your plane's going to go down. It's like a million to one shot. It's like, not if you know how to pick them. I grew up around the racetrack. They do the exact same thing at the airport that they did with the ponies. They let you see what you're betting on before you get on the ride.

You know, there's some flights out there at LAX right now. They're looking pretty iffy. there's some air buses flying from here to Morocco right now that's not making it it's got to go over two bodies of water after this show I'm going to LAX I'm buying two tickets to Morocco

and I'm showing up in just a wetsuit they're like sir you're getting on this flight I'm like I am and I think it's gonna go my way let's get that nice time we're going for Kylie Benson I have the dog in a wheelchair. She is so cute. I didn't do it to her. Don't worry. She doesn't use the wheels at home so she'll just kind of like squirm around. It's like having a Roomba. And so when I

bring people home for the first time, we'll walk in, we'll see her squirming around and I'll go, Oh my God! What happened to my dog? Just kidding, you still want to have sex with me though I think of it Hey let's keep that going for your final contestant Nikki Parrott! Like her dog, I also have a family member in a wheelchair, my little brother, I still think he's faking it

and people always ask me to like, does your little brother love your comedy? I'm like, actually, he won't stand for it. People don't know what to say to people when you have special needs, especially as a little kid. Like, I remember being in a grocery store one time. This woman came up to my mom, and she goes, what's wrong with your son?

My mom goes, oh, this is Christian. He's in a wheelchair. She goes, no, your other son that's tap dancing by the Jesus. Wow. What a journey we have been on. Tyler. I think it's about that time

to give away some prizes what do you say pal yes it is hey audience it's time to go with some prizes hey

I want you to give these prizes out to your four favorite audience members you'll be getting a DVD from this

broken up couple and some microdose and mushrooms the DVDs include Lawrence of Arabia

in widescreen American Beauty wow Reclamation 2008 about quantum quickening and of course

Ringo star in his all-star band the 2008 documentary there you go that's for you and now to our comedians one more time for the comedians one more time for them in third place

for 2,000 points it's Zane Alberg Zane Alberg you get this great prize it's Marsha Clark's book on OJ Simpson wow What I've always wanted.

Yes, of course. That's for you. First time reading. I should mention all these... This looks like the normal version of you. I should imagine all these books I got from the CB Valley Public Library. That's true. If you know anything about O.J. Simpson, that's funny.

All right, in second place, it's Christopher Darden. In contempt, the other prosecutor in the O.J. Simpson trial. Wow. His book. Oh, of course. That's going to Nikki Paris. Nicky Paris. And in first place, our champion

is Kylie Vincent, everybody. Kylie Vincent. You got this game book. It's still wrapped. O.G. is innocent, and I can prove it. Still wrapped. You can open it up yourself. Or keep it. It goes up in value.

It's rap. Not like I do, right, guys? Keep it going for all of your. contestants tonight. Nicky Paris, St. Helberg, your champion Kylie Vincent. You guys also get in here, you get our get out of cancellation free

cards. Thank you. Your next big meeting with Hollywood. We got your cover. Don't you worry. Anything you said here is off the table. One more time for everybody. You guys have been a great crowd. We will be back here next month

on December 10th. That is our last show of the year. We got a brand new lineup, new games. It's going to be a great fucking time. So come back. We'll see you guys again. I've been Jay Light. Thanks to know your Comedy Store staff

and our contestants. Have a great rest of your night. Keep wrong and carry on, folks.