WRONG! A Fucked Up Game Show - THIS GAME IS ANTI-FEMINIST (ft. Jared Goldstein, Julia Corral, Luke Null)

Episode Date: January 18, 2026

Recorded live at the Ashland Sarcasm Festival on December 5th, 2025.OUR BRAVE CONTESTANTS: Jared Goldstein, Julia Corral, Luke NullSUBSCRIBE ON YOUTUBE to watch full shows in glorious HD!⁠⁠⁠⁠���⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠COME SEE US LIVE!⁠⁠⁠⁠ Upcoming Shows:SAN DIEGO: 4/11 @ Mic Drop Comedy Club, 10 PMBOISE: 4/16 @ The Comedy Lounge, 7 PMSEATTLE: 4/18 @ Rabbit Box, 7 PMSUPPORT THE SHOW: https://ko-fi.com/wronggameshowFOLLOW EVERYONE:WRONG! http://www.instagram.com/wronggameshowJared Goldstein https://www.instagram.com/heyjaredhey/Julia Corral https://www.instagram.com/themexinpdx/Luke Null https://www.instagram.com/luke_null/podcast art by Melanie Meisner Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello, everybody. Welcome to another episode of Wrong, a fucked up game show podcast edition. I'm your host, Jay Light, and today we have an episode that we filmed at the Ashland Sarcasm Festival. This is our best-of showcase with two previous champions, Jared Goldstein from Los Angeles and Julia Corral from Portland. And somebody who we've been trying to get on the show for a long time, Luke Knoll, former SNL cast member, Former Los Angeles resident, he has since moved, so I'm glad we were able to get him on for this show. It's a doozy. The crowd really did not like one of the games that we played, which was very fun to be inside of. And I hope you guys enjoy the reactions that we got to one of our favorite games, 6 degrees of Jeffrey Epstein, which this crowd was not on board with. If you like the show, please tell a friend, subscribe, check out our YouTube channel where we're uploading as many full episodes. as we can, including this one soon. And we have some shows in the next couple months. Ticket links are in the show notes for those. We're going to be in Boise. We're going to be in Seattle.

We're going to be in San Diego. All of our old haunts, all of our old favorite spots. And maybe Toronto soon. We're working out some Toronto dates, trying to do a show while I'm up here. So if you're listening from the Great White North, hopefully you can see us. in March. Well, we'll keep you posted. Anyway, without further ado, let's get wrong. Long, everybody. Thanks a whole more time for yourselves. Tyler, my man in the corner, this is our announcer and scorekeeper Tyler Meznerich. Makes a noise for Tyler, everybody.

Welcome to Wrong, a fucked up game show. Who likes game shows in here? A lot of, I can tell there's a lot of prices. Right heads in the room. today. There's a lot of family feud pre- Steve Harvey fans in the room today. Oh, Louis Anderson. Louis Anderson era family feud. Richard, what's that guy's name, who kissed everybody? Richard Dr. Richard Dreyfus. Richard Dawkins. Dawkins, Dawkins, he's the atheist. That's right, different guy. Seth. Seth, makes a noise for Seth. Give Seth some points. How about that?

Tyler, Tyler is our scorekeeper and he is going to be giving out prizes to the best audience members. So keep your wits about you. Now Seth, I'm going to ask you a question. On game shows, we like when people do things right, right? Yeah. Okay. Okay. I just realized as I started this, I'm not going to ask him a question at all. I'm just going to say things. I think you're going to pick up when I'm putting down, Seth. Most games shows you like if people do things right. Not here. We like it when people do things Wrong. More points for Seth.

Absolutely more points for Seth. You ain't got to lobby me, sir. We need everybody to be cheering just like Seth. We like when people do things. Is somebody say fucked up over here? What happened in the screen, Tyler? There you go. What's your name?

Sandy. Give Sandy a couple points because she did something wrong. That's what she did. She said fucked up instead of wrong like Seth. Curse, yes against the rules. Whoa. This is a fucked up game show, and you guys, we're here to celebrate when things are wrong.

We like when things are dark. We like when things are dirty. We got some of the finest comics from across the country to be dark, to be dirty, to be wrong for you guys. We've got some great comics. We've also done some things to them that are going to be wrong. We have found, yeah, we found a lot of social media that is questionable from all of our comics.

from all of our comics. We found some tweets that they probably thought they had deleted. We're blanking out words. We're making them guess what they said. We're committing psychological warfare. Four-year into ten minutes. We're going to give you guys some prizes along the way. We do have a great game to start things off

before we give our comics their chance to go. People hit the worst week. Yes, somebody's smart enough to figure this one out. This is a game we like to call worst week. Fucking thing sucks. That's a... Oh, I can't do war crimes because of woke face. This fucking guy.

This guy's having a real tough week, this guy. Not tough enough. We can make it tougher. I think we can... I feel like, yeah, this is a rusty bitch face. Everyone's so mean to Pete. I don't get it. That's a great guy.

We do have two audience members. Out of everybody who submitted, thank you for submitting your fucked up weeks, everybody. We have two who we think take the cake. Our first contestant, Jenny, in five words or less, your week was fucked up. Jenny, where are you at, Jenny? Where'd you're at? Jenny's over here.

Jenny's over here. Okay, Jenny. In five words or less, your week was fucked up. Dog bite, fall downstairs. Jenny, do you want to come on up here and tell us to you a bit more about this? You don't gotta go far. We can get you right over here. Just come on over.

Just edge Tyler. You've already fell down some fucking stairs. Don't climb any more, please. All right, so dog bite fall downstairs. Oh, there's a little camera. Look at that. Oh, shit. So did the dog bite you, and then you fell down the stairs

as a result of the dog bite? No, I did know. So I had a dog bite, and then it was my birthday. Had a dog bite. Then it was your birthday. And then on my birthday, I fell down the stairs. Fell down your stairs on your birthday. And that's even more fucked up

than you couldn't fit on this car. Oh my god. Well, Jenny, you're going to say right here because you're in contention with our second contender. Nathan, Nathan, where you had, Nathan? Nathan. Nathan, come on up next to Jenny, Nathan. Come on. It makes me pretty. I'm very intrigued by this one.

In five words or less, Nathan's week was fucked up. Acid almost killed my colleague. Do we mean the drug or do we mean like a chemical? Mostly the latter. mostly the ladder okay did an actual ladder the chemical

they fell did they fall into a bad of acid like Dr. Doom and that one who framed Roger Rabbit it was more like the Joker no it it spilled on his hands it's the kind of acid that

could have killed him by getting on his hand wow that's pretty fucked up for their colleague not necessarily for you, but still pretty bad. He was wearing gloves, it was okay. That's good. We're glad he's wearing gloves. We're glad we don't have a joker running around.

Nathan and Jenny, they both have had some fucked up weeks, but you guys are gonna get some prizes right now for having the most of them. These two audience, we need you to clap right now. Do we think that Nathan had a more fucked up week? Oh, no. Okay, nobody thinks he had a more fucked up. We should have brought your colleague here.

Everybody would be giving him. Everybody would be giving you a hand. Alright, okay. Do you think Jenny at the most book? I'd try to test until they won. Well, Jay, show the audience. All prizes came from the free book library here in National Library. A lot earlier today.

You, sir, you're gonna get this great copy of Amy Schumer, the girl with a lower back tattoo. You're your work colleague, that's what I was saying. And you're gonna get this great Blu-ray copy of the outlaw of Jones and Wales, it's still wrapped up. You just sell it, you want. All right. And that was the worst week.

Wow. Don't you worry. We still got chances for everybody to win some prices. Yeah, we know some more prices. But for now, for now, it is time to meet our contestants. With a game we like to call, Let's Get Fucked Out. It's okay. One hand slapping the other one, that'll work just for me.

Tyler and I have a real treat for you guys today, because we have three contestants. Two of them are former champions of this show in other cities. And one of them has never done this show in his life. And has been begging to do it for months, which is maybe the biggest mistake he has ever made. But we're going to make it happen. our first contestant is a former champion by way of Los Angeles, California.

Please make some noise for the very wrong set of Jared Goldstein, everybody. There's a huge hold of my butt, but I hope you saw. Did you see? Do you guys want to see it? Let's begin. Okay, where do I want to start? I was walking down the street the other day with a friend of mine who is also gay when this guy driving by yells fag and my friend goes oh my god like I just called you a fag

can you get her out of here she's worse than the guy who called me a fag so now when I was in high school I was closeted and my prom day she was not Muslim. So she was like, hey, is anyone here closeted? You're all Muslim, okay. So I'm closeted, she's Muslim and she's like, hey, just so you know, when we meet my parents, we have to act like nothing is going to happen here. And I was like, okay, when we meet mine, we have to act like something is going to happen. I posted that joke online, but in the clip, I mispronounced Muslim. I said Muslim.

People are making fun of me in the comments. But whatever, jokes on them, because she was Hindu and I forgot. That's so smart now, huh? I am Jewish, which is probably why I'm such a germaphobe. Hate the Germans. I'm also Asian. Are you German?

Damn. We gotta get her out of it too. One by one, I'm gonna kick all of you out. I'm also Asian. Okay, what do you guys think about Asian fetish? We'll go one by one. I know you two are ready to talk. Okay, I'll go first. I'll go first.

I am for it. That's how I got here. Yeah. Whenever a white guy fetishizes me, I'm like, all right, great, cool, because I'm just going to do it right back. I can also be a pervert. I love a white guy with a fat ass. Yeah. That's why I like the Midwest so much.

Columbus, Ohio is my Thailand. If you see me in Columbus, no you didn't. I'm having a freaky little time. I'm at the top golf alone. Never been happier. Yeah. I just put these pants on and just let the rest out. But the rest happened.

But the rest. Yeah. Being a gay guy is fun. But you miss out on some things in life. You do. Like here's an example. I have never heard a queef before. Probably never will.

Unless ladies. Anyone want to make my dream went true. That's your chance to make it up to me. A German quique. A musterdy. Oh, yeah.

Okay, I'll move on. Let's do an easy one. Okay. Who here has ever peed in the ocean? Okay, cool. All right. If you didn't clap, maybe I should ask, who has Maybe I should ask who here has ever lied at a comedy show.

No, I am with you, actually. I've never done it myself. I have tried. Too shy, I guess. Can't pee in the ocean. So after I shit, I just told it. I told that. I told that joke a couple weeks ago.

This guy in the crowd yells out, Shark Sugar! So now we've all heard that. Apparently blood in the water, not the only thing that can attract a shark. He told me that, and I was like, is that for real? And he goes, well, did a shark show up? And I was like, I have never shit in ocean. That was a joke.

None of this is true. I'm not even gay. Are you true? My wife is here. And she quefs all the time. All right, I'm Ellie Wong. You're welcome. I'm thinking about a must-rety quiff all weekends. Who's not? This is good. It lingers, you know?

Yeah. Let's get to know our next contestant. She's a former champion. She's a former champion. by way of Portland, Oregon. Makes the noise for Julia Corral. Hi, Ashley. I've never been here before. It's so white, just like Portland.

I feel like home. It's okay. I'm married to a white man. You could probably tell by this outfit. But that is my fault. I learned a lesson after marriage. Did you know that not all white men come with privilege? I didn't. My husband has no benefits.

He's broke as shit. He does have a big dick. I let him smoke weed all day long. I pay for red. Yeah. I feel like that's the feminism my grandma was fighting for. We did it, a boy in the...

43 on Monday. I feel like it's hitting me because I like the other day. I said I wanted to go to bed, bath, and beyond, but I meant bath and body works. I feel like that's the first stage of dementia. It's coming. It's coming. It's getting. I'm turning into my mom. I keep on telling my husband, like, you need to fuck me today.

This is the last Friday. My pussy will ever be this small. I'm 42, because I'm going to grow another ring, and I'm not ready for that. I'm mad at my husband right now. I can't even look at a layman and gross. I can't. We've been in marriage at therapy. Our therapist introduced love languages.

You know love languages? Yes. My husband told me his love language was touch. And I was surprised because he hasn't touched my tits in a while. But I went with it. I was being a supportive wife. So I decided for the first time in 15 years, I was going to give him a massage.

So I got the oil. I put romantic music on. I put the candle. lights on but then when like the catal lights were on I couldn't read the instruction on the oil because I can't see and I've only been a bottom in massages but I was like whatever so it went like and too much oil and it was fine it like it didn't really affect like the shoulders but it got a little like hairy when it started getting down because by the time I got to the thighs I was like in this rocking motion

it was like a slip and slide this is TMI but this is the show to say it What happened next during the massage is my thumb must have slipped. It's not that bad. It made a detour and it opened up his ass cheeks. And I saw his asshole for the first time in our whole relationship. And it was beautiful. And it was like a tractor being I was honed in. It was a religious experience.

I felt like I was doing ayahuasca in the main. mountains of Peru. At one point I was like maybe it's been my fault the whole time. Maybe I'm the bad one. And it's like I was nervous the next morning I took him out to breakfast I was nervous. Like how do you tell the man that you love a little bit, you love a little bit more now? You know, that you finally respect him. You finally see him as a man. That's kind of hard to have that over eggs but I mustered up the courage and I was like something happened last night that changed the trajectory of our marriage and he's like why do you have to be weird just say it and I was like I saw your pal-hole because we were at Denny's and then I

did scream it it was beautiful You have to like my husband. And I didn't know why. He was nonchalant about it. He was nonchalant. And then it hit me. It hit me. Why is he being so weird about this?

Why is he not feeling the same way I felt about it? Because he's seen it. Did you know? He said, did you know that they're just watching our ball holes 24-7? I would have waxed if I would have known that. I would have done something. And then I asked him, was it life-changing? And he was like, that's when I married you.

No, but he's home. So you knew he was lying. Those were fun. I do. I had to find a therapist that specialized in it. A bad one, because I live in Portland. I'm a bottle therapist. I mean, that's a good, we're getting a lot of good two-word phrases out of this show.

Butthole therapist, muster-de-queaths. A lot of things for you guys to take back to the fucking. Elkslage on Monday. This is good. A lot of multi-ringed vaginas in the room. A lot more than I would have kept. It's not a bad thing. You guys ready to be your final contestant? Yeah. He has no idea what he's in for. By way of doing one season on Saturday Night Live. That's the most claps anybody's got for doing one season for me. Two season for me immediately fired. I perform stand-of-comedy with a guitar now because I like walk it up and having all y'all go,

we don't want this. We don't want this at all. That's what Lauren said too. I'll tell you what. Oh, here we go. Give me half that. Yeah, I'm peeking it. Yeah, I'll keep going.

There we go. Split the dip. There we go. Love it. This is my first time ever being here on the way. in, the guy who drove me, said, have you ever been there before? I said, no. He said, I'll tell you what the vibe is right now.

Do you do comedy for Crystal Mommies a lot? And they go, it's the town in Oregon with the highest per capita of people with gluten intolerance. It's sick, my people. It's good to be home. So I thought I'd play this little song for you for my dirty sect. Oh, please. Um, Ashton, make a long noise if you ever take the time to meditate. I'm checking in with your mental health.

Love that. But I am looking around the room and y'all are sipping sauce, all right? Y'all got demons behind those eyes. Lucky for you, this is a guided meditation. And when you hear this song, you will feel reborn. And after the show ends, I want all of you to sprint to your car. And I want you to do 100 miles now at home. But since this is a guided meditation,

it is best enjoyed by simply laying down on the floor and closing your eyes and visualizing. Music is a beautiful and powerful thing. It's a pretty sir. A picture in y'all's heads as I sing, yeah. Much I will demon. I will demonstrate. Picture you're so walking on the beach and throwing a yellow frisbee to that doggy from your childhood.

A good boy or girl? I miss that. Picture your parents making it. Picture it. Really? Old house, yeah. Picture you used to wear the dick flops out. Like a mighty, mighty red-blood tree

And he says something stupid Like watch if I flamming screens up Picture you dead's dead Engles canned Earthworms down the side The earthworms are the veins It's a good dick Sucking your dad's dick

She's really giffin' it's all she's got And she's arching her back And she's making eye contact To go the extra mile's give This is taking place in her life the living room from your old house. Picture the layout. Picture the stains on the carpet in the corner.

This is happening underneath that portrait that they took. There is super, super 80s. Come on, keep sucking your dad stick. And your dad starts going cross-eyed. From the first ghostbusters, the first ghostbusters, you guys, do you know the weapons? Ghosts, it's really over the top.

Over the top, he's like, I'll picture your dad, this is meant to help you. So softly, whisper, something like, if you can deal what you're doing. Like, do not come yet. Bitch that shit off, do not come here. I want you to save that thick, thick game. Picture it, and shoot it inside me. Don't you with me? Go on to go to a comedy show.

Can't you stand all of this with your dad's dick jam right in her mouth? She's been nothing that she takes. your dad's dick out and saliva jump ropes connect your dads get to you how many of us in this room has a blow job but our dad's pitched it off and saved the songs this show started out it's a blow job mathematically the answer is more than zero and jerry goldstein come on up guys Tyler, it is time to check in how are we doing on the scores. What a round, what around, 500 points for Julia, 500 points with Luke, and the most fucked-up set, 600 points for Jared Goldstein.

Audience prize to the German person in the front row. Yeah, you're gonna look this, this is Fang Shui, Guy to your living. I know you love Asians. That's for you. Okay, comics, two former champions, one person, we've tried to fuck on the show a bunch before. How are you guys feeling after the first round? I'm feeling good.

Is anyone you're bad with money? Okay, great, because I'm selling stickers after the show. There are me as a lobooboo. Please come to find me. Do they still have Laboo to the Paddington store? Does anyone know? I went to last year. Probably.

Oh, fake Laboububos. Lafufu. It's cute. I call these Jabububoos. I'll do anything you want for 11 dollars. Yeah, alright. Well, now that we're all here, now that we've all got some scores, it's time to play some games. Our next game with all the comics, this is one of our favorites we do on wrong.

This is a game called Entweetment, everybody. We've got some good visuals here. Shout out to the White Rabbit, by the way. What a wonderful thing. That's a good spot. Okay, so, like I said, it would be a good one. like I said at the beginning of the show, we have found some old social media posts from all of our comics,

some things that they probably thought they deleted from years and years ago. We have taken some of those posts, blanked out the words. We're going to make them guess what they said. We're going to start off with one of mine. I never know what it is. The producers of the show always find some bullshit for me.

We've done the show what? 55 times ago? Almost 60 times. I kid you not, I have never had a good tweet in the history of the internet. There are no good tweets. There are some new tweets, not on this show though. Every tweet on this show is... Both. Okay, we'll accept that.

Flaming those. So we're going to start with one of mine. This one of my... This one is from January 25th, 2017. There are a lot of likes for me. Six likes. Oh my God. Let's see that tweet, Tyler. Okay. Blank, like most white people, blank. I live in Ashland, Oregon, like most white people.

And then it's, that's it, that's the entire tool. God, January Fit 2017. I don't know what was going on. I got six lights, it's pretty good. I tapped into the whites. Let's see some options, I guess. I could give a flying fuck about troll. fuck about trolls. Like most white people, I'm way more afraid of anyone who actually

lives under a bridge. Okay, okay. There's a racial implication happening. Everything that Jay says there is. Have you seen my face? This has got racial implications scattered all over. Option two.

Sneaker culture is lame. Like most white people, I think there's only one real shoe company in his new ones. Just a great survey. That's pretty good. If that's not your tweet, that's a funnier tweet. He's got more than six. Yeah.

Yeah, what I've done, New Balance. He didn't write it. In 2017, this is like Trump's endorsing New Balance. This is a whole different time. Option three. I love Popeyes, like most white people. Black cuisine is basically my only interaction with minorities. And I treasure it.

That's the real one. You guys are reacting like that's the real one and I don't like that. I hope it's not. My whole career could be made or broken after this show. I actually, I think I got an idea of what it is. I think I know, but let's see what you all think. Which ones? I think it's the first one.

Okay, first one, yeah. What do you think, Julian, Luke? I'll go number three. This one? Popeyes. I mean, I do love Popeyes. That chicken sandwich is coated. Julie, what do you think?

Great biscuits. I do think that it was one because you were trying to be funny. But I'm going to go with two for the audience, for the new balance. The audience, you guys all think it's new balance? Do you all think it's new balance? They don't all think they. We think it's trolls?

Okay, we think it's trolls. Anybody think, there's a couple people who think it's the black cuisine thing? thing? Black cuisine. That feels like the perfect temperature for like a fake bad tweet. So it feels that one feels like, Tyler, did you write that? Tyler thought of the phrase black cuisine. He thought it was going to hit as hard as mustardy cleat would.

I think it's number one. I think it's the first one. Let's see that real tweet. It's this role! I did it. You did it. I did write black cuisine. Oh, we do that's pretty good.

Yeah. So, yeah, we got time. Somebody log in, somebody hack my Twitter account and get me a bunch of followers. All right, let's go to move on to our next contestant. This is a tweet from Jared Goldstein. Yay. Thank you.

Jared, boo-boo-boo. You did the show before. Do you remember what the tweet we brought up for you before was? Sort of. It was like, it was like a, it was like a, Asian, Jewish, gay like kind of megazord of

problematic thoughts. I feel like we might... Do you remember? I think it's... Yeah, I feel like Asian gay, Jewish megazord is the best way to describe

that's your Wikipedia. Yeah, yeah. Oh, oh, it was like, um... Like something about what I can't say at work. Oh, yeah, you can't... You can't... People were trying to call you slurs at work.

Or you were calling people... Are myself? slur or something at work yeah anyway here's a tweet that's also been deleted off the internet whatever we've deleted this this is from September 16 2019 let's see that tweet blank me hitting on straight guys wait I almost actually can remember it wait well they've got 18 likes yeah one of them is me 837 p.m. September 16 yeah what was going on in this morning I like Jerry at 830 at night Day 3 at night.

It's five days after the anniversary of 9-11. I'm really, you know, I'm feeling a lot of things. Oh, Nick Nemeroff, like, dude. And it can't be that bad. I think I was sitting it on stage for a while. I think I can almost remember. It's like so close, I almost have it. Well, yeah, you got time to think about it.

Yeah. Don't you worry. Okay. And Luke, we got a chance to guess first. Let's see option one. This Me Too movement, huh? Yeah. Being on straight.

This one way or two You're literally laughing And I love it These broken pictures are Harvey Wyatine And he's heat in this Option two No way you could lift me above your shoulders Straight guys

In your heart Yeah So is Jared I think I can see you saying that in your profile book Look at that Time about LA To watch Option three. Yeah, my mom's a total bitch.

We're hitting on straight guys. He would have thought of BIC age. It gives more fun and life. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Not as meat. I feel like that's up you're hitting on a straight girl. Yeah. I totally did that. That was the bravest straight girl happened. Julia, Lou, which one do you think is real tweet?

number one number one Julie well I feel like I want to say one but I'm gonna take the opponent two we got two

you definitely be two that's what you have to do in this game right I need to say two one one one for sure one number one

Jared which one's the real tweet you remember it's number one oh no good job it's a good tweet it's a good tweet yeah

why did you believe I think I probably just delete it I deleted everything eventually and yeah it all got deleted and then also there was times probably in like 20 20 when everyone was like freaking out and i was just went through every and i was just looking up everything and like just worse faith interpretation on all and was like get rid of it get rid of it i don't need it i don't need it also it has 18 likes like i don't need that you really need it

18 is like tough but it's a good lineup of likes these are funny people yeah well good job jared yeah quality over quantity Let's move up to... How many tweets do you guys go through? How many tweets do you guys have to go through to be like hundreds? That's thousands. That's not a good time. Every... Yeah, all of them. Every single one.

Except for Julia. Because Julia, your Twitter has been nuked from orbit. I don't know what I'm going to say. You know what it is? I live in Portland. We can't have an X. Yeah. But... You can't even find hers? No.

But we did the same thing we did last night. You got to tell me how you did that. We got hers's name. We went to your Facebook. You went to my Facebook. Yeah. Do you remember what we talked about last time we did your Facebook? Yeah, I pissed at, I was an active alcoholic for many years, and so the tweet was how I pissed out my seat at the No Doe concert.

Nice. It's one of my greatest memories ever. She wasn't canceled back then. What song? She's a cat. Did you pee during? I know, this is like in Portland. Sometimes it was like a really good song.

It was probably Hall of Back Girls. Right. Well, let's see what we got from your Facebook, December 22nd, 2010. It was an alcoholic. Let's see, I don't remember it. Let's see it. Okay. How are all these Chachots on 16 and pregnant getting knocked up blank?

I don't remember this. It's three likes. Two comments. This is a 15-year-old. year old. And I was probably like a full grown-ass adult because of my 40s. And Julia, for all the white people room, can you explain what a cha-cha is? It's like a slut. Like it's in Greece. Chacha diRigurio. Yeah, Chacha Degroa. Yeah.

Famous. Famous. Start calling people with chattas. Blue cheese. I don't say that. It's been a bad. It's been choshua man. All right. Julie, do you think you know to the real post. Don't say it to the end. I have no one in this. Oh, great. You got Julia posted in a blackout. We're gonna find out some real things.

Option one. How are all these cha-chaos on 16-year pregnant getting knocked up? Teen sperm must be strong. If I want a baby by 30, I gotta go prowl more high school graduation. A life-affirming a man of cheers for that post. I'll say, too, is someone trying to assess out whether or not this is real or not. They are, if this is fake, not capitalized. capitalizing based off of your first sentence not capitalizing that's just

something I'm noticing you're taking liberties if you're doing that's German lower case tea yeah let's see option two unlike high schoolers I'm like high schoolers I'm like high schoolers an uppercase tea because they have more testosterone oh my tea everybody booed Tyler for that man you know don't you boom me I'll call it all one more time two Tyler. When I was 16, I was rubbing one out to MTV's Memorial to put the line. You jacked off to the memorial. I like I'm white.

Wait, you were even doing all lowercase in 2010. You like invented all lowercase. Trendsetter. That was the alcoholism. Yeah. I couldn't do this really. Option three. Please tell them the tricks. I feel like I'm on the MTV show 28 and Barron. Okay, that was your age at the time. You're so good at math.

There's so much... You can't tell me that. Autism on the stage. You with the capitalization. I won't say they did the capitalization for all the tweets. And we think ahead and behind. We are all lower case. Now, this seems like a controversial one.

The crowd seems a little divided. Jared, Luke, do you all have any thoughts on which one's the real post? This one's the real post. I don't think I understand this one. Please tell them the tricks I feel like I'm on the MTV show Toyne and Barron. This is the lack of punctuation of blackout drunk person. I feel like that's what I feel like this is my boat. This one is my boat.

I'm going to have a word too. I had to say post on mine. And I was pretty inside of the kid. Nice. That's your spirit here in the front row. You needed to write these tweets blacked out, Tyler. No, Chuck Me? I'm all mad now.

Do we all think of this one? Yeah. Oh, wait, also here's a thing. She said that she just turned 43. So her birthday... Oh, you guys are painted. Oh, it's on Monday. Yeah, you just turned.

So she just turned 2043, then December 22nd, she was 27, not 28, right? Oh, cool. I think we're getting a little too in the weeds. It's number three. Good job, guys. And points for this gentleman in the front of you. Oh, what's your name? Chris.

Chris, give some points to Chris, Tyler. He can smell a barren woman. He can't. I feel like Chris has also posted on Facebook about wanting to hang out at more high school graduations. Also, I like how it got an eruption of cheers for me banging at the high school. This is a boring crystal-centric town. It is a weird thing for an old tweet, and then you guys write other ones that they like more.

You should have done there. Thanks. Thanks. I'm not saying that because I'm excited for whatever bad one I'm about to... That's right. We've got something for... I hope it's really, really uncomfortable with that. It's gonna be.

Let's see. Luke. Favors cost. This is from a deleted tweet. I deleted? This is deleted. Great. This is the internet archive.

And not only did you delete it, you have a fan from the Basque region of Spain who archived this tweet. Oh. I got to tell you guys, I'm huge in the Basque region. I'm really, I'm basking it. September 4th, 2021, let's see that tweet, Tyler. Wow, that's not great. Wow.

That's not a good setup. Just did my own research and found out, blank. That is a long ass blank. Damn. Luke, what was going on in September 2021? Eight hours ago?

This was how fat. We found this one. He tweeted it eight hours. It's too fucking bad. I will say this. I will say this. I will never delete anything unless my wife goes, take that down. Wow. My wife polices all of my shit. And it's a real

negative thing in our life. And she's so. She'll literally like march into the room If her not in the senior room she's like That you got not that take that out Okay, that's so stupid I don't need the question I just go okay I don't care I pick my battles

Let's see uh let's see a tweet that luke's wife Really fucking hate it, shall we? Wow just did my own research and found out Autism has actually caused when you watch baseball It's cumulative and every baseball game you watch makes you more much. Tyler, you're funny. I like you, Tyler, that's good. That's really, really, really funny. Option two. Viruses worried the devil punishing us for having sex thoughts about daddy's new girlfriend,

who is only 11 months older than me. Oh my God. Option three, diarrhea is a myth made up by fat people. I am published emoji. This is... Hey, uh-oh. I think number two is real. You think it's number two? I think number two is real.

Julie, what about you? I think it's one. Audience, what do we think it is? Two, one. One. Three. I know what it is. What it is now that I've seen all three I know which one is it?

Luke which one is it? It's three. Show it. It's actually number two! Luke was totally wrong. I was wrong. We were right. Something that my wife would be mad at because I do use the nails emoji a lot.

We know you keep the nail. You were so confident that it was a tweet against fat people too. I know, I think it's three! I do like, no, bad. No, bad. But this one, you were like, yeah, she's totally fine with thinking about your 11-month-old dad's new girlfriend. Daddy.

Wait, so who is the devil then? Viruses weren't the devil punishing us for having sex thoughts about daddy's youth girlfriend who was only 11 months. Yeah, Luke, who was? I did my own research. It's not viruses aren't caused by the devil punishing us. Oh, I see. Yeah, that's probably why I deleted is it because it was syntax-wise didn't make me sense.

I think he helped, he had Julia tweet this for him while she was in a blackout. I had it did my own research tweet. Yeah? Yeah. It was like, it was the quote, I'm doing my own research. It was like the other one. It was the quote, I'm doing my own research and it was hyphen, and then it was me trying to figure out who's in the Super Bowl tonight. Well, I'm glad we didn't bring that tweet.

It's in well. It's in numbers. They was in Tweetin, everybody. Makes noise for it tweeting. Tyler, we definitely got to give a prize to Chris in the front row. Okay, yeah. You're going to love this, Chris. This is a book called Backing Survival. From carrying the team.

Someone in your life will be it, I guarantee you. Tell us about the scores. How are we doing? Oh, yeah, of course, of course. Right now. Luke you have eight hundred points and Julia and Jared tied with nine hundred points great folks this time we're going to our next game you guys know about six degrees of separation right yeah everyone six degrees away from each other well this is our wrong version

this is a game called six degrees of Jeffrey Epstein I have never had such a a bit surreal reaction from the crowd to anything we have ever done This game is going to go great. So, we've done a lot of research on the Epstein files, and we have found a lot of celebrities are connected within six degrees of Jeffrey Epstein. Comics, your job is, we're going to show you celebrity, your job is to give us the chain of connection. There are multiple right answers.

We're going to show an example first, just to see how it works, how little research works. I mean there's multiple problems. There's a lot of them. very wrong answers, Ms. You are correct. Custom applause for this lady right here. Paperwork and they're just like boomer emails? Yeah. I didn't know that. Yeah. I know they're gonna get paperwork. It's like it's just my dad. Just physical

like hyper dyslexia too. Have you read any of them? Oh. Are we gonna call out? I'm like, read them to me. Oh yeah. This is our example. We've got Mr. Rogers. Oh. Oh, wow. I know. Don't worry.

He's not in the files, but he does know television star Big Bird. Sure. Big Bird knows Unproblematic Fave Kevin Spacey. Big Bird's face. He made that face as soon as he found out that Kevin Spacey beat the allegations. And then we got Kevin Spacey, of course, knows Girl Boss Gilane Maxwell. Oh. Give me back my pixels.

Do you know Kevin Spacey ran his foot up my like once? What? Yeah. I was at the Chateau, famous hotel in LA. I met it. It was the same day he sold House of Cards to Netflix. And he was like, so you guys know Netflix? They're gonna start making shows.

And I'm gonna do the first one. And we were all like, wow. And then all of a sudden I feel like something crazy. And I was like, oh, he's actually kicking me, but a lot. And I was like, oh my God. It was so old-timey. It was really good at my time. It was really 19.

No, I was like 23. Oh, you looked young, though. I thought it was funny, but kind of crazy. You could have that Netflix number. Did you have to give him, like, a thumbs degree, like, no. It didn't go anywhere, but I'm like, I feel like I would have been down, like, for the plot, whatever. I think I would have gone into, like, a pool with him or something, for sure. Sure, sure, sure.

Why not? For the plot. Because then, you would have also been the three degrees away from my... Well, now you are three degrees away from Jeff. Yes. We are way closer from three. Well, Galane and you're two. You're two friends.

I'm all right. Yeah, you're almost at Hillary Clinton status, I think. Hey, look, he's rubbing his feet, too. Wow. Look at that. It's on her titty. That's where she got the move. So Mr. Rogers is four degrees away from Jeffrey Epstein.

Comics, now you're going to get to see some slubs and tell us how they're connected to Jeffrey Epstein. Okay. We are going to start off with who watches Stranger, things in here. Anybody watch Shepard movie? I've never seen it. We got Millie Bobby Brown. Okay. How does Millie Bobby Brown connect to Jeffrey Epstein?

Let's start off with, yeah, Luke, you go right in that. She's married Bon Jovi's son. Bon Jovi's son is friends with his dad, Bon Jovi. Bon Jovi's guitarist, Richie San Borough, Richie San Borough famously played a benefit concert on the island. Oh, oh. Is that not that far away? That's not a far away.

That's three degrees, I think. Julia, what do you think? I think, I've never seen stranger things, but I know Wynonna's on it. Yeah, yeah, great guy. Winona used to fuck Johnny Depp. Yep.

Johnny Depp famously talks like nine of those girls. Yo, he was called out of those shows. Oh, in this climate? He's just kidding. Who do you think Jared? How do you think she connects? Okay so Millie Bobby Brown was on Stranger Things with that big monster. Yep the Demogorgon the Demogorgian and I

hooked up once and I know Jeffrey Epstein so that's great this is gonna be a weird segment if all of them are just if someone knows Jared then this. Yeah, actually, now that we're here, we are all three degrees away from. I actually, I think that all of you guys did a great job. You were actually the closest Luke, so yeah, she is

father-in-law is John Bon Jobe. Okay. Come, let her player. Bon Jovi. Good at her, bitch. Look at her. Von Joby. Great shot, Leonard Fernandez. It's very close with fellow blonde singer Michael Bolton.

Oh. who partied at Mar-a-Lago with Jeffrey Epstein. I was like almost there. I was like almost all the way there. If I just went to say more, how I would say more? I agree with you. That's pretty good. I appreciate that somebody started to clap and then thought better of it.

Okay, Kenela, I'm kind of curious what people think like, okay, so if you're in a picture like this and you were at a party of any sort with Jeffrey Epstein, How many of you think that means you raved a 17-year-old girl? Pretty good chance, right? Pretty good chance. No one's clapping. We had a couple of hand raises.

Yeah, it's the Pacific of Northwest. We raise hands. You say, like, maybe, like, a 30% chance that you did that? 43. There's, like, pictures of him with, like, the one that throws me up a little bit. At least 50? I think so, too.

I'm here, too. At least 50. Yeah. I feel like there are the ones that throw off that when I see a picture with someone that I'm like, really? Like the one where it's like him and Bill Gates in like a weird classroom. I'm like, I'm just like, well, I'm just like, I don't, Bill Gates has got a million things that are like, oh, that can't be right. But I'm just like, I don't know that he's fucking. Yeah.

Oh yeah. Bolton used to have those gross curls and anyone who had those in the 80s. I know what's like he's so handsome. He's so successful. Like probably can have a sense. All the 25-year-olds he ever wanted. Michael Bolt? Don't see him.

Oh, Jeffrey Epstein. Michael Walt. And I don't see, you know what I mean? It's hard for me to imagine that man doing it. You're way too happy in that photo. Yeah, this is the happiest Jeffrey Epstein has ever been caught. They look down in this picture. Let's move on to somebody else.

This is a surprise for us. This is Miss Piggy. Right there on the shirt. Oh, my God. She's certain. She is. She rolled around in the mud with Jack. How do she connect?

Let's start off with Julia. How do you think Miss Megan connects to Jeffrey? She would never. No, she would never, but she rhymes in powerful circles. And she partied with Martha Stewart, who was on The Apprentice with Trump. Oh, damn. Who led to FC's out of. Oh, shit.

See? You'll find. Jared, what do you think? I'm going to say, She, you know, she has a history of Kermit. She knows big bird. What? She knows big birds.

She does know. Those are fighting words. The Sesame Street and the Muppets are different. Yeah. All the Muppets are, all the Muppets are on Sessamy Street. It's like squares and rectangles. Oh, okay. Yeah, it could be like a parallelogram.

Yeah. They all run together. They've met each other. That's true. Okay, so she knows Kermit the Frog. Kermit the Frog knows Celine Dion. Yeah. Celine Dion is really close with Galane

because they're both kind of French. I know you are. What about you? Luke, what do you think? I'm thinking we know Miss Biggie Fuchs. Or she doesn't her. She's like, I'm so. She's like, I'm so.

She was trying to fuck her. I wouldn't be wearing this if she didn't fuck. So she fucks and like Kermie is a cuck. And so he likes to watch. And she does fuck some Muppets. It's like she fucks Gonzo for sure. But she also fucks Grover from the Muppets. And Grover famously did stuff with McCulley Culkin.

McCulley Culkin's in Homeowner 2 with Trump. Trump. Epstein good buddies. That's pretty good. Yeah. Audience, how do we feel about these connections? Thank you, Chris. You're going to come in the lead after this.

Yeah, I don't think so. We had to figure out how to get everybody on board with this game, and all it took was a McCauley Culkin reference. I think we finally got there. Wow. This is good stuff. Our connection, Ms. Piggy's galpouse with fellow diva Lady Gaga. Okay.

Oh, shit. And she hungs out with McCulley Culkin, McCleigh. But Lady Gaga is friends with all the presidents. Oh. That's a very curious name. Look at Bush Wong. I can't. He's mid-death in the shop.

He's shitting his pants right there. He's literally dying in the shot. Self-loading. And of course, Bill Clinton down there on the end, close personal friends with sheer Jeffrey Epston. Yeah. Whoa.

Now this one is going to be a little controversial for Ashland. We got William Shakespeare. We were able to make a connection. Comics, let's hear what you guys have to thank you. Jared, let's start with you. Did William Shakespeare always have that little cunty earring? He was an old.

He absolutely did. For real? He started it. Did he die in 1986? When did he die? He died of AIDS. He died for the mercury. Jared, what do you think?

This is from Uniclo. Okay, so William Shakespeare wrote a book, which was performed by, I want to say F. F. Murray Abraham, I feel, right? Probably. And F. Murray Abraham was in a Christmas Carol on Broadway with me.

I've been young F. Murray Abraham. I had a close personal relationship with Jeffrey Epstein there. So you do that. It's pretty good. You're very close. I'm very close. I'm very close. I feel like I got a pretty quick one.

Hit us. William Shakespeare. Okay. Writer of Romeo and Juliet, Adapted for screen, Romeo plus Juliet, starring Leo DiCaprio, who famously only dates 11-year-old girls, Jeffrey Epstein.

There you go. I feel like, if Leo pops up on it, you'd be like, for sure. Yeah, and not for sure. He must. He definitely does. But Jeffrey was doing more of his work when Leo was kind of young. Yeah, but at the same time,

He, I feel like there's a chance. He was around. He was still doing it. Yeah. Julia, what do you think? How does Willie Shakespeare connect to Jeffrey Epstein? I don't know. Oh, well, let's... I didn't know I was going to know him in history.

I was an alcoholic for her. This is not a... He's fictional. Yeah, he's got a real bad. It was a pen name. It was a woman. No. Yeah.

Okay. It's like Sherlock Holmes. William Shakespeare. Best friend with? Best friend, no. They made a movie about him. Sure. Mm-hmm.

Okay. Won an Academy Award by Ms. Gwyneth Paltrow, Shakespeare in Love, never saw it. Oh shit, yeah. Her mother, Blythe Tanner definitely knows just laying at all these parties. Sure. Okay. That's believable. And her dad probably before he died.

Also, didn't go out of out of, um, do a lot of, um, movies? The whole Pounder was. She did have a pussy candle. All of them. She didn't have good end. She did have good in. Poutro. Goop's headquarters actually on

MC Island. I thought you were going to say, I thought you were going to say Ashland. That's a metaphor fine. Julia actually was the closest. Yeah, let's clap for all of these guests. Probably enough you were the closest. Because this is about Shakespeare in love.

That's weekly. Wow. William Shakespeare was played by, and change me in love Joseph Fines. Holy shit. Country around the earring, there it goes. Look there's the air. There it is.

It's canon. So Joseph Fines is a white actor who, for some strange reason, played black singer Michael Jackson in a TV movie. It is true. Look it up. They released the trailer for this

episode of this British television. show and he literally has not worked since. Big pulled, what's the show called? It's, I don't remember what it's called. Urban Legends. It's about a road trip after 9-11 with Michael Jackson, Elizabeth Taylor, and Marlon Brando, when they drove from New York to L.A. And it's true.

It's true. It's true? It's true. It's true. It's true. Anyway, Michael Jackson was weirdly close with Donald Trump, who was close with him friends with. And James Brown. Look at that. Wow.

All right. That is the end of that game. Makes choice for... That was hard. That was a game that truly, I think you guys bought tickets to the show and you were like, this was not going to happen in this show.

Close. Everybody showed up here thinking they're going to be like, they're going to talk about butt holes, they're going to talk about fucking, and then we did that for you guys. So let's talk about butt holes in fucking, Chris. This is a game.

called The Weakest Kink. You all the weakest link. I'm a bot-hill expert now. How about to say? Yes, you are. So you guys run that game to a Weakest Link. Weakest Link. Yes, we're fans. We got a trivia game. Country British Lady.

Trivia questions. You are the weakest link. Goodbye. You are the weakest link. You have to say it like that. Goodbye. Goodbye. Did she say it like that though? No. She could never. So we're going to play a similar game, but this is one.

similar game, but this is one with tribute from our friends at Pornhub Insights. Oh, nice. Yes. We have looked up a bunch of stuff. They take a lot of data on everybody, including a lot of Oregonians, and we've looked up some Oregon-related stuff, in addition to some of their trivia. We're going to play first round where all of you guys are going to beat, so all of you please stand up. Everybody, please stand up. Make some noise for our contestant. We are going to ask you questions down the line one by one. Whoever gets the most questions incorrect will be the weakest. and we will have to say goodbye.

We're going to ask you with two minutes on the clock. Tyler, who's going to start us off? Jared. Jared Goldstein, you're going to start us off. So for the next two minutes, you're going to ask me a bunch of questions. We're going to go down the line. We'll start off with you, and then we'll go down the line from there. Are you guys ready to play the weakest kick?

Let's go to two minutes on the clock. Jared, during the 2025 New York City mayoral election, which of these search terms grew the most in popularity? Airport security parking line. ASMR. Moning. Just one of them? Yes. Money.

You are on the club. The first one you said. Incorrect. ASMR Mone. Okay. Julia, compared to the national average, which of these states

are the highest percentage of people watching? Game more than Wyoming, Vermont, North Dakota. Wyoming. Incorrect, North Dakota. Luke, on Valentine's Day, 2025, which of the following

was more searched in Oregon compared to any other state? BDSM, Grandpa Mutual Orgasm. BDSM, that is correct. In 2019, Oregon was tied for the top consumer of BDSM born, with which other state, Maine, Vermont, Montana. Montana. Incorrect, Vermont.

The SM search terms is 69% more likely to be searched for by a woman than a man. Cumb control, spanked and fingered, tied up by greater orgasm. Spenton fingered. Incorrect. Come control. What? I'm going to control. In 2023, Oregonians were the second fastest finishers on Pornahub.

Which state was faster? Louisiana, Utah. Utah. Incorrect. Louisiana. I thought the Mormons would become quick. In 2023, which of these search terms were Oregonians more likely to use than any other states? Sensual sex, nudist, big boonies.

Nudest. Correct. Which was the top? Top searched male video game character in 2023. Mario, Ash Ketchum, Sonic the Hedgehog. Sonic. Sonic. Correct.

What are these search terms are the biggest jump of popularity? I'm sorry, I cannot finish the question. We all got one. All right, I'll finish the question. We all got one. Which of these search terms saw the biggest jump in the good old US of A last year? Cream pie, furry, wife.

Furry. Furry. That is correct? Yes! I've been seeing a lot more furries on flights recently because they will carry their heads as carry-ons. Oh yeah, they're like $1,600. I know. Yeah.

I have, yeah. I didn't see them a lot. I'm like, dang. That must be their first. So Luke has to Julia and Jared both have one. We're going to start off. We normally would not do this, and we're going to have to do an immediate sudden death. Oh, I'm scared.

Let's go. sweaty. Whichever one of you knows this answer first. Oh, just say it. Well, stop your feet. Stop my feet. Okay. Yeah. Cool. You're a musical.

Come on. Okay. In 2020, wait. Wait. Is it multiple choice? Yes. Which of these search terms grew by 4,510% on Super Bowl Sunday in 2025? Big Giant Monster.

football player jerkoff fishnet foot job Jared fishnet jerkoff incorrect Julia the football player cock big giant monster cock yeah that is correct big giant monster cock all right Jared you are the weakest tank you must sit down for this next round oh that's sit in the cut chair Jared I feel like you need browsers is free So, now we're in real sudden death. Oh, I'm scared. Julia and Luke, you were going to start things off.

We're gonna, uh, Luke, you were the strongest king from the last round, so you're gonna start things up. If I heard you get something wrong, Jared. Can steal? You can steal. And the looser has to take a seat in the country. Oh my god. I'm back. Hit that sudden death music, Tyler.

Could they be cute? with A, B, the Q's. This is like way more tense than the first time I played. Let's see what we got. Tension. Are you ready, Luke? If you feel like you need to talk this answer out, don't worry, there is no time limit. So if you got to talk it out, talk it out, walk us through your lot.

True or false? On average, Oregonians watch. Oregonians watch the least gay porn compared to any other state. I find that hard to believe, but there are a lot of states that are very repressed, and I feel like Oregon is one of those places where it's like, I can get it all the time and non-stop everywhere. I saw gay sex on the way here from my last show. I don't have to search for it, but I'd repeat what.

So wait, that they search for it, the least from any state. Yeah, true or false. The least from any state. That's very hard to believe, but that feels like a weirdly cherry-picked thing, so I'll say true. Oh, mind games. That is correct. It is true. 16% lower than every other state's travel.

You guys need to start searching for more gay stuff. I bet you'd have gone a missionary search to order then. All right. Oh, we don't watch more. Julia. If you get this wrong, Jared's got a chance to steal. I'm nervous. Keep it going.

True or false? Wait, you can steal a true or false? Right now, right? Well, you'll be like, you'll get me. True or false. Porn viewers in Oregon stayed on Pornhub almost a full minute longer in 2024 compared to 2023. It's hard because I'm an Argonian

and I watched the whole thing. To be supportive of the actors. You watch the film? I do. I too. I feel like sex work is positive and I feel like it's not just all about jerking on. Yeah, you want to see how it ends. We want to see the whole, I'm gonna go with true. That is correct!

Ah! Jared, sorry, he's still on the cut chair. But Luke, if you get this wrong, Jared's jumping out. Oh, this is... True or false! On Election Day, 2025 in New York City. searches for big butt grew by over 1,000 percent. What I know of the previous question is that there was a large spike, I believe, in big cock.

Yes, and a big giant monster cock. Big giant monster cock. So it feels to me like if we're suddenly searching for bigger stuff, bigger is better. It sounds like it could be true. Unfortunately, that is false. What? steal. It'll be by 957%.

All right. Jared, we're going to go to you, and then Julia will go to you to see if you can keep this in the game. Okay. He only 957. Only 900. What's that? That's a trick.

Jared. Let me take your little pizza. Shut up and you sit in the cock chair. Which? Which? Think about your mom and dad, you sick, fuck. What is wrong with you? Oh, here we go.

Which continent is most likely to watch porn featuring characters from the Super Mario Bros. Universe? Uh, Super Mario Brothers. That is incorrect. It is South America. You take a seat back in the cut chair. Luke, you're still above. Julia, if you get this question right in the game. Picture my parents.

Fuck. All right. Right. Julia, this is a real hair splitter. No. Which of these transgender-related search terms is most popular with women? Trans-fucked by man or trans-man gets fucked. So, like, me as a woman watching it? Yes. Which one is a woman more likely to search for?

So what were the two options again? Trans fucked by man or trans man gets fucked. Trans man gets fucked. I'm so sorry. It is trans fucked by man. What? My God, you're going on to the end of the game. Which green fictional character are porn-up viewers most likely in search for?

Shrek or the Hulk? That is correct! That's something I-Jack off. Millennials love Shrek. I Jack up. off the track. You love it. I always knew this game was anti-feminist. Thanks for kicking off this track everybody. I always pull us under this card.

All right. That's a good card. It's great. You guys have done a great job. One more time for all. I know I'm sweating. We have Tyler's going to tally the scores before we do that. We know that you guys came here and you, I'm not even going to mentor. It's you were basically silent for about 15 to 20 minutes in the middle of the show. It's fucking weird. But we want you guys to be nice with our final contestants because they are going to cleanse your pallets of all the weird shit that we experienced them. They have a pallet cleanser joke to clean your pallets for the pallet cleanser rounds. They're each going to tell one clean,

wholesome joke while Tyler tallies up the scores. Jerry Goldstein, we're going to start with you okay one clean wholesome joke which choice for Jared Goldstein everybody thank you thank you thank you thank you okay so I think that my social media is you good I think that my social media is cringe but I think that everyone's is and have you noticed like when you're scrolling on TikTok and TikTok shows you one of your friends videos. Above their username, it says, Your Friend.

Almost like TikTok is like reminding you, like, this is your friend. And that's Jared Goldstein. And that's a good, wholesome joke. That's a good wholesome joke. Thank you, that nice thing to go for good also joke. From Julia, for now. Okay.

This is my wholesome. I'm a very positive person. sunny side up and a lot of women come up to me and want to know the key to confidence and I'll tell you my key to confidence

is I just find the best three things about myself in the morning this morning I looked in the mirror and I said you're chesty you're chubby and you're Latina thank you thank you

and you guys that's three porno categories That's pretty good. Let's keep that nice sentence to go for your final contestant, Callet Gunzer. From Luke Kno! There's only one stupid joke that is... Dear America, look what you've done. See this pickle we find ourselves. Folks were tallied, a smoking gun.

Oh, really? This was simple, wish it was cut and dry. But I think... I think that we chose the wrong. I can't. Play Haken showed on season two. Play Aiken should have one season two. I would never can not go play.

You've been so fun. Who's been all. A lot of... You're all it took. I was like, do I have a brush? Oh my god. You guys have been a fun, fun panel of comics. It's time to find out who won Tyler!

Tell us a man. It's Journey to Darkness with secure points. It's Jared Goldfers. This one's called The William Spirit, the Willing Spirit. The Asian guy that's like, I don't know, Anthony, so that's perfect reading Jared. All right, Julie, correct.

All right, after Megan, which is a romantic book and also a Christian romantic book. Yes, that's right. There's a soul on the back cover. on the back cover you can read it out loud if you're on. Then help for you. For all of our contestants, Jared Goldstein, who are needing on this show,

you got our competition free, get out of cancellation free cards. Thank you so much. Go say hi to your comics after this show. Go read them, go take some pictures with them, folks. One more time for all of our contestants. And willing audience, thank you for sticking around. Thank you for participating.

If you liked us, follow us at Wrong Game Show. And shout out one more time to all our staff here at White Rabbit. We got Ruby and Ludawork in the bar. You know, all the sarcasm, festival, staff. You know, get some merch. We got merch too. So go say hi at the end of the bed. Tyler, get the slide.

Show up what you got. Hats, stickers, shirts. Go say hi. You guys have been a great fucking audience. Thank you so much. Welcome to another game, so I'm really like Tyler has rich. We'll see you guys next time. Bye-bye.