WRONG! A Fucked Up Game Show - TURBO AUTISM (ft. Langston Kerman, Logan Guntzelman, Noel Miller)

Episode Date: August 3, 2025

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Hello folks, welcome to another episode of Wrong, a fucked-up game show podcast edition. I'm your host Jay Light and joining me today from our live show at the Comedy Store in June. We've got Langston Kerman, Logan Gunselman, and Noel Miller. Now, before we get into the episode, Brief Note, Noel did ask us to remove part of his stand-up set because he's got a bunch of new stuff in there that he was working on. So even more reason for you to come see the show live, because he's, You don't miss a damn thing if you see us live. You can come next time at Mike Drop in San Diego, September 6th.

We're going to be there at 10 p.m. It's a Saturday night. We're also back at the Comedy Store monthly at the second Wednesday of the month, starting in September. Our first show date there in that time slot will be September 10th, 8 p.m. Ticket links for both of those are in the show notes. Lineups not announced yet. We're getting there.

Everything will be set soon. I love this episode. I have a feeling you're going to love it. So without further ado, let's get wrong. Every word of what you just said was wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.

Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. Nothing wrong with this stuff at all. Because it's wrong.

Hey, people here. What a night. What a time. You're saying it. Why? I love this. Say it one more time for all the people in the back. Folks, welcome to Wrong and Fooked Up Game Show.

My name is Jay Light. I'm your host. And keep it going for my man Tyler Mezzaneridge. Oh, great. Scorekeeper, announcer, prize master. Yes. We got some good prizes for people tonight. Great prizes.

We always have prizes from Maxwell Farms. Maxwell Farms. I got drugs, Jay. Drugs! They got a lot of drugs. Are there mushrooms? There are mushrooms. I have mushrooms.

Microdoses of mushrooms. They're great. Where else did you get prizes from today, Tyler? Oh, I also, I drove to every one of those free little libraries within like a mile or two of my house. And I got a lot of books that were in there. Yeah. Tyler's stealing from the community. That's what it's all about.

There's nothing more wrong than that. Folks, this is wrong and fucked up game show. Makes noise we like game shows. Who likes that? I love this because, you know, on most game shows, we like it when people do things right. People win for doing things right. Not here. We like it when people do things wrong. Yeah!

One's getting a prize because one is a fucking great... Do you like birds, by the way, one? No. No, sorry, man. All right. Who likes... Does anyone here like birds? We got somebody who likes birds in the back! Wow, you're still gonna get a prize, but somebody likes birds in the back.

Melanie is gonna bring you a very special prize. Here you go. You can have an edible and this book, Popular Parents. Popular Parents. With 28 photos, they're colorful photos. We bought that book on the road in Walla Walla, Washington. It has traveled thousands of miles after two cities refused to take that book from us. So thank you.

And let's get some drugs for one, our man on the front of row. Yes. What's happening? Just give us drugs, Tyler. Everybody booed Tyler for not giving drugs to- Look, excuse me. Juan, do you like Indica or Sativa? Both.

Okay, well, you get both. Fuck it. That's a good answer. You get all the prizes. You get dreams of my father by Barack Obama. That's the Indica, and then this is the Sativa. This is what America looks like by Ilhan Omar. Cheat up, buddy.

Guys, I love all of you here, and you guys are on Juan's level, I can already tell. We love it when people do things wrong here, and that's what we're celebrating tonight, because we got a lot of comics here. who are going to be doing things that are wrong. Yes, we love it when people do things wrong, just as much as Josh does in the planet. We have a giant Labibu in the back, ready to go, and I'm on.

We love it when people do things wrong. That's why we've asked our comics from the funniest in the world. To be wrong, they're going to tell you fucked-up jokes. Dark, dirty, weird stuff. We also have some fucked-up stuff we are going to do to our contestants. We have gone through their old social media.

We have found things. They might have thought they got rid of. Yeah, this is, this is actually is fucked up. Psychological warfare is what we're committing. All for your entertainment, because we don't care if they're wrong. We love it when they are wrong. Wrong. Good crowd.

Not crowd. Well, let's go ahead and find out what our comics think is fucked up. With the round we call us get fucked up. This is a lot. We have assembled five of the finest comics in the world, and they are going to be telling you what they think is fucked up. They have some jokes that might be dirty. They might be dark.

but they will definitely be wrong. You guys... It's like you're a teacher, Jay. This is fucking incredible. I've never felt more alive in my entire life. Mr. Frizzle. I was almost going to say boo, Tyler, but that actually worked better than I thought I was going to, so.

Who me instead. Boo! They're derailing the beautiful energy that Tyler created. Let's go ahead and get to know our first contestant. According to his actor's access profile. His special skills include bowling, Greek folk dancing, and shooting a revolver. Everybody makes some noise for Johnny Skorty! I put that on there?

I'm fucking terrible at bowling. I look like I'd be good, but nope. Sit there and freaking eat nachos and bullshit. What else I say Greek folk dancing? That is true. I have an award-winning Greek folk dancing. dancer and vocalist, Yasu Opa. Yassau padrida.

Also a fatty fat fat. I eat too much. My friend tells me that I do this because I crave attention and I disagree because I can eat attention. Wrong! You know what's fucking wrong? You guys are walking on your parents? You guys were walking on your parents fucking do it?

Ugh. Right? Silence. Because nobody wants to repeat that story except for me here. It was horrible. I remember it was me and my little brother, we shared a room. And parents went out late one night to El Torito with my aunt, Mercedes. I'm half Nicaraguan, by the way, in case you couldn't tell.

Half Nicaraguan, half Jay Lennon. or Rosie O'Donnell depending on how you feel but yeah parents went out to El Tramito and I used to love when they went out there because they would bring leftovers and I like

eating and they had these crispy tacos and I would like eat the shit out of the tacos as a you know they're in their bedroom but the door was never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever closed or look so what the fuck is going on because there's some movie

that I don't know about that they're watching My brother's name is Evagelos, see, Greek. I was like, hey, come here, let's see what the fuck this law. And he unlocks a door and never going to forget the sight of a 45-year-old Greek man do a carwheel butt-naked over bed into the other side and pretend like nothing was going on there. I was talking about

Greek mythology I can't believe that shit happened you know fucking guys tell me that like Greek mythology is the truth and real because everything in Greek you know it's happened like this I was like that fucking

you need us to not climb a mountain and talk to like three dudes with one brain no it's happened like this okay I don't know what I'm talking about that was gross wrong Here's another wrong story.

I don't know if you guys know this, but like we don't really know how to jerk off or play with ourselves when we're fucking kids. I didn't. You know? And I think like everyone in here is silent because like they are all thinking about that one person who brought it up to them. And are like, oh, fuck. For me that person was Daniel Palmer. and I remember we were watching Return of the Jedi

and the Princess Leia comes out of the bikini and I see him on the couch like moving, weird what are you fucking doing? This guy pulled out his wiener and put it in between the cushions and looks over me as I'm watching this fucking movie

I'm more worried about BobaFed and the fucking sarlat and this guy's looking at me like oh it feels good I'm interested fast forward a few weekends later I go to Daniel Palmer's house his mother's out of town it's just him and I just went around the pool this guy again takes his wiener in the pool that starts fucking the jets in the pool

that sort of was like I feels good I'm like shit that's fucking disgusting this is terrible wait till I tell my friends then one day I was just sitting there all over myself alone at home and found this like massage gun put on my dick. Guess what? Feels good. It doesn't. That's the story about how I learned how to jack off. And I haven't stopped since. The point that when I was a kid I used to get migraines in the middle of the night. It's like 12 o'clock. And I don't know if you guys know this. Back back in my day, they used to have like cable channels that would turn into porno channels at like midnight you're watching you know whatever TNT and you know

you're enjoying you know training day or whatever movies on there then right at midnight it was switch and if you got it timed right you could catch like 30 40 seconds of actual porn before they started scrambling um what the hell was I talking about watching porn watching porn watching porn Oh, okay, yes, migraine. So, I would wait every night after my parents went to bed and kept the door open. And the poor would come on, and I would have stroken an old bit.

And started stroking it feverishly, unabashedly. I didn't get a shit. Who came in? And I started getting fucking migraines, you know, because I was stroking like six, seven times a day. And I started, I started, started screaming and yelling because it hurt so fucking bad. I was like, oh my god, what that?

This is the first time I ever had a migraine. And it was from this. And then my aunt and mom would come in and like try to console me and shit after I was just doing all that stuff. I was like, oh, this is gross. Well, I feel very vulnerable right now. I appreciate you guys.

But thank you very much. Yay! Nice, sports, everybody! We've got a dark night of the soul up here for everybody. I knew a kid who got a UTI from fucking a pole jet. Oh my god. And his parents were doctors, so they knew immediately you're like, you're 13, you're not fucking anything other than a hot tub jet right now.

Stop it. Okay. Let's get to know our next contestant. She is known for her razor sharp wit, according to the LinkedIn page for Brides Against Breast Cancer. Makes noise for Logan. Thank you for music that matches my energy. That's pretty good. John was talking about catching his parents.

My parents had sex while I was in the room one time. You guys all think the worst thing you can hear her parents say is, I'm not mad, I'm disappointed. No. The worst thing you can hear her parents say is, is she asleep? The worst, you can laugh at it, I lived it, so. I've been trying to have more fun out in the world. I've been trying, I went to an escape room recently. anyone fuck with escape rooms?

Yeah. Okay. Three or four people who sound like they work at one. Everyone in the front avoiding eye contact is like this feels like an escape room right now. I went to an escape room with my half sister and her mom

and her mom is Guatemalan and we were doing the escape room and all of a sudden her mom got nervous and she said, hey what happens if we don't finish in the allotted time? and her daughter said, you get deported. We finished in record time.

The thing about escape rooms, it's tough. I want to be a good person, but as soon as I'm in a competitive environment, I become the worst version of myself. Okay, a couple other people. This is relatable. So this escape room, it was prison-themed. Fun.

And it was me and my half-sister and her mom in one prison cell, and we had to work together with three people in the neighboring prison cell to escape the prison. And the three people in the neighboring prison cell were three lovely young Asian gentlemen who were engineering students. And so we get to a part of the escape room where you have to decipher a code, and in order to decipher the code, you have to do a bunch of math problems. And me and my half-sister and her mom looked at these three lovely young Asian gentlemen

like I mean we're progressive but there's a time limit we're not going to have the women do the math whatever we come up with is just going to equal like 70% of the total I was at the grocery store the other day have you guys seen those little

hummus like snack packs where it's hummus with little chips and it comes okay so they were selling one and it was uh the chips were fritos and it they came with barbecue flavored hummus and i was like when will america end it's assault on the middle east it's crazy this feels like a good time in the set to reveal that i'm uh i'm a jew Talk about wrong. I'm a Jew. Any other Jews?

Okay. She was like, don't laugh at that. She was like, don't let him know. So you, the three Jews in here might know about this. You guys might not know. So we do something weird when a Jewish person dies. We wait a year to mark a dead person's grave. Something quirky that we do.

Because you want to let, all the family secrets come out before you commit anything to stone, right? Like you wouldn't want to put faithful husband and father, and then six months later you meet his second family. So you wait. So my grandpa, you passed away recently, we were trying to decide what to put on my grandpa's grave, and my grandpa was from Chicago.

So my mom wanted to put on his grave, Chicago's finest. And I told her I didn't think that was going to work because my grandpa was neither a fireman nor, a deep dish pizza. My grandpa, he passed away at the Jewish Home for the Aging, which if you're on lookout for a good band name, that's pretty cool. And if you guys think that bullying is bad in high schools, then you need to spend some time at the Jewish home for the aging. It's crazy. I was having lunch with my grandpa and you seemed upset. I was like, hey, grandpa, why are you upset? He's like, well, because I'm

sitting alone. And I was like, well, why don't you sit with that nice group of men over there and he said I'm not allowed and I was like what do you mean you're not allowed turns out that is a table full of Holocaust survivors and you are only allowed to sit with them if you are also a Holocaust which is the most insane gang initiation what are they like on Wednesdays we wear striped pajamas so you guys mess up on thanks so much we got deportation and Holocaust jokes one set. That's what this show's always fucking about. All right. Let's go

and bring him our next contestant. New father abandoned his wife and newborn baby to be here. We're giving him a fucking break, everybody. Make some noise for Noel Mel. I'm looking for. You know, I was like, I thought of something horrible. I've been checked out for the last five minutes.

I've been the worst shit ever. But this feels like the vibe to talk about being molested. So I'm gonna be... We're already laughing. Yeah, men get in touch. It's funny. That's always funny. Who likes wrestling? Like fuck Mary Kill, right?

Yeah, so did Chris Benoit. That's for the guys that like chicken nuggets. This is excruciating. How much time do I have left, Jake? I just wanted you all to feel like you're getting molested, that's all. Like, is it fun for both of us or just me? You know, the guy molested me, his cock was pretty dark. All right, I'll get out of here.

Two holocaust jokes in two different... jokes in two different sets. Pretty good night. All right, let's see what we got from our next contestant. She was on a Disney Channel show with Zendaya, and her career is going just as well.

Thanks for Ansela Bailey, everybody. I always like to address at the top of my sets. I don't want anyone to be nervous. I'm aware that my voice sounds like the audio equivalent of shaky cam. Actually, I have these

like full body tremors due to a trio of rare like grace anatomy level chronic illnesses. So I'm not like other girls. I take 16 different medications on a daily basis, but don't like feel bad for me or anything. I'm probably just like faking it for attention. My friends are so used to my shankiness that sometimes they kind of forget that I'm essentially just like a Burnett earthquake. My friend Amelia asked me to take a video of her at her birthday party. And I was like, yeah, like for sure.

Like just as long as you don't mind it looking like the Blair Witch project. Oh my god, girl, your Instagram story is going to look so stylized. I'm a bad driver. I feel like I don't like I don't. I feel like I don't understand my car at all. Like the service light on the dashboard lit up like a month ago. And it says the oil life is at 15%. And like I've decided that's just how that part of my car looks now.

Like I don't know. I don't know what it happens. But you could tell me right now that like when it gets to zero, my Honda Fit will just like explode. What's wrong with Honda Fit? with Honda fits what's so funny no it's probably a bad car no you can tell me that when it gets to like zero it would just like explode with me in it and I would just be like well like I guess that's God's plan I'm exaggerating a little bit obviously I don't believe in God all the stuff with ice is pretty fucked up um I wonder if that's all I said there was

just a correct opinion. You know, my grandpa was actually an ICE officer, and he was one of those guys. It was like, you know, like we should deport the pedophiles. Oh, just so crazy, because he was one. And I mentioned it to my therapist once I told her that my grandpa was a pedophile. She was like, oh my God, how did you find out? I'm not paying you $200.

because I read it in his diary. And I don't tell you this about my grandpa because I like enjoy making people uncomfortable. Okay, that was kind of more his thing. I turned out okay that I'd say I did become a child actor. Because I figured once I got that out of the way, it was like the hardest part's done. Let's consider that a dress rehearsal and get them all rolling. And a lot of people think it's like easy to be an actress, you know, but it's hard. You have to get like an agent, like a manager in an eating disorder.

And I did, when I was actually a little older, I was on the Disney Channel. I was on the Disney Channel when I was 18, but I was playing a 14 year old. And the guy playing my boyfriend was an actual 14 year old. I think sometimes the producers would forget that I was like an actual adult. Because one day they came up to me and they were like, hey, next episode. I think it's time for you guys to have your first kiss. We're just, we're just going to do it on the cheek. Peck on the cheek.

We're to keep it PG. I was like, yeah, could we? I would love it if you didn't ask me to kiss a child on camera right now. Can you imagine? Hi, I'm Ainsley Bailey, and you're watching me commit a sex prize. And thank you guys you guys to make me to make a white. Okay, what we're all about. We have one more contestants.

He used to be a high school poetry teacher. So let's get his, oh, captain my captain, look an ass up. Make your noise for Langston, Kerman. Everybody hi. First of all, I do want to say sorry. for molesting Noel. I didn't, he did agree to it, he was into it. What if I just never do another joke, I just leave.

Just apologize and leave for molesting. Nah, a lot of people have been molested, not me. Too quick. Put it away, put it away. Married, some of y'all married to each other? No? Yeah, all right, only one's fucking for real. The rest of y'all's scared to commit

To some pussy forever I mean It's pretty cool being married, right? You like it? I love it Look how dope marriages A nice lady lets me come inside of her And then afterwards she helps me With my taxes

That's dope I'd like to see the folks that H&R Block suck my dick They won't They say that's against the policy They say, sir, please leave. Cowards. Willing to get me caught for tax evasion because I'm trying to get my dicks up.

It's not right. I am a married person. The other day, the power went out in our house, right? In the house and things had gotten quiet, right? We didn't have any TV, no more entertainment. We had run out of shit to say to each other. My wife, if she tells me that story about her meeting Big Ange from the mob wives,

again, I'm gonna fucking kill myself. Things got quiet, and if you're in a marriage, you know, sometimes they get quiet and you start to get in your head about that shit. You start to really question if maybe this is a quiet that's always been there. That this quiet might be reflective of something broken in your relationship. Maybe this isn't working, right? And I'm in my head and I'm starting to doubt things and my wife, she's doing the same shit. I can feel it.

The energy is just, it's fucked up. And I'm sitting there and we're in the dark and I don't know what to. do and out of nowhere just desperation I shouted out and said hey hey do you want to listen to the audio book of if I did it by OJ Simpson and with the sweetness that I'll never be able to replicate my wife said I guess we listen to all seven hours of if I did it by OJ Simpson and I'll say this it's not as funny as you think it's going to be I thought it was going to be a hilarious tale. Turns out he's a bad guy. Turns out that's just CTE fiction. The first hour of If I Did It by O.J. Simpson is actually narrated by the Goldman family. Ron Goldman's sister

for an hour explains how their family owns the rights to the book because it was the only asset O.J. had left after the civil trial. You understand? They spend an hour and she's crying the entire time. She's crying. I've turned to my wife, I said, I bet it'll get funny after that. I bet as soon as she get off the mic, she's going to pick up. The second hour of If I Did It by O.J. Simpson was actually narrated by the ghostwriter of the book. The ghost writer, that's right.

O.J. didn't type that all by himself. He had help. The second hour of the book is narrated by the ghost writer of the book who spends an hour, another hour explaining how much. much he deeply regrets his participation in this book and how much he genuinely believes O.J. Simpson killed those people. At which point, I turned to my wife and I said, well, of course the ghost writer is going to side with the ghost. Don't worry, she ain't like that joke either. It also bombed at home. And then finally, after two hours of truly some of the most painful

fucking shit I've ever had to listen to in my life, then an actor who is not a woman. O.J. Simpson comes on the microphone doing a very poor O.J. Simpson impression. He comes on the microphone and he goes, hey, my name is Orenthal James Simpson. And let me tell you, that Nicole, she was crazy. And which I, at which point I turned to my wife and I said, huh, you better listen up. A lot to learn. When I tell you, I've never had better sex with her. I feel like some of y'all are pulling back. I didn't kill the bitch. I didn't kill her or run. You know, that. You know that about me. They know each other, but you know I didn't kill Ron Goldman. Being like that. You know I didn't look like your attitude. Isn't this so crazy that Jay put on a suit for this? It's fucking embarrassing, huh?

All right, bye. We're all started with five, but only three are going to move on to the next round. Same person who clapped for a cop getting bean in the face by her arm. Bolt. Tyler, who is advancing to the next round? round let's welcome back to the stage noel mill my fucked-up contestants and you know what do you like drugs let's give this young lady some drugs we're getting stared down by Langston that was a real fun move nice shots very good

now throw some atle beads better see what happened here you go it's a book about prostate and questions you have answers you have answers you need Free libraries? Yeah. It's great for people with a loose asses like her. I really appreciate you coming to the show. Can you believe you paid for this? You loose ass, cunt?

Spread them cheeks, ladies. I did tell them to be fucked up, for their credit. Jay told us to do this. He said to do that. We actually respect you alone. Yeah, we respect you a lot. You're my best friend. You know that. I call you every night. I call you every night.

Meanwhile, nobody told me to wear this suit. I decided to do it all by myself. Let's go ahead and move on. We've got another game for all of our panel now that we're here. This is one of our favorite games on Wrong. This is entweetment. This is one everybody gets worried about. I see the faces when I explain this one in the back,

and everybody always tenses up a little bit, because what we have done is gone through all of our contestants' social medias. We have found posts. that either have been or should have been deleted. We have blanked out some of the words strategically, and their job is to guess what they said. We're going to start off with one of mine, just so you guys know how it works.

Okay. Now, my producers always find something. I never know what it is. We've done 55 of these. This is our 55th one tonight. Yes. And I tell you what, we keep scraping the body. bottom of the barrel. It is an endless, endless trove of horrible, horrible tweets from your boy here on stage.

Yeah, they're really bad. We're going to be good for a while. Now there's going to be two fake options, one real one. Our panel's job is to guess which one is the real tweet. This is something I said on May 10th, 2018, one comment, one like. Jake, how long were you into doing comedy at that point? Oh, I was a solid, uh, uh, ten years at that point. But you had a fan, that's cool. Little by little, gotta build him up. Let's go ahead and see that tweet, Tyler.

I have such a hard time jacking off. I see why they like this one. What? I was saying, if it's a theme, we're talking about jacking. We're talking about jacking out. We just can't stop. I don't like that this one I tweeted at 140 p.m. A midday jerk.

A midday jack. You were definitely 10 years into comedy. That sounds right. I think this might have been while I worked. This is definitely while I worked here still. So there's, you know, the co-workers here. They're definitely doing some

midday jacks at the comedy store. That's what you know. You know. Well, you know that. You know. That's good. At least one of us does. Okay.

I don't know which one this is. They're gonna find out. We're all gonna find out together. Let's see our options. Option one. I have such a hard time jacking off. Now that I can do it from the comfort of my own home with no chance of being caught.

Where's the danger? You get that one, Warn. You get that one. Okay. Option two. Without porn that I call using my imagination. while I'm cranking one out, musterbating.

The lack of laughs, that one makes me almost certain it is this tweet. Yeah, that really feels like a one... That's a one, like... The one comment is quit comedy. Ten years, you give it a good college try, Jay.

I think that one comment is, what? Portia dog, but what? Now the 140 p.m. makes more sense because it's wordplay, that's the jacking off wordplay album. That is the jacking off wordplay you know a wordplay after you come? You're disgusting.

Wait, Jay, get it break in here? The one comment is from you, you know what? It is? Why would I know that? We post a poll like, was this worth it? I mean, I know we have one option left, but I'm almost certain of this one.

Let's see the last tweet. I have such a hard time jacking off because my dick is so smart. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't you fucking do me dirty like that, Tyler. Well, that's actually, that's pretty, I like that one. The last one, that's... This one is not a one like, one comment tweet. No, you should delete that and post it tomorrow.

I see if it does better. I think I'm gonna go, I'm gonna lock my answer in, but before I do, I would like you three to guess. Which one do you think is the real post? It's the musterbating for sure. I'm with you. Yeah. It's got to be musterbating.

If it's not masturbating. Yeah. What does that mean? It's because I'm thinking. I'm mustering up. Yeah, what knows? Explain it. No, somebody said, oh God.

Yeah. That's crazy seven years later. You're like, no, you don't fucking get it. Just because Tyler doesn't have any imagination when he jacks off, none of you got... Okay, I'm going to dig myself out of this hole. Let's go ahead and move on to our next contestant, shall we? Yeah. Logan, Gunselman, you are coming into the hot team.

Thanks noise for Logan. Come on. Logan Genselman, everybody. Oh, oh. Logan. Logan. Do I sit? Take a seat.

Okay. Yeah. Get comfortable. Hello. Hello. So we learned, unfortunately, that your Twitter, was hacked. Yeah, my Twitter was hacked and they deleted all my tweets.

So that's pretty thrilling for this show, to be honest with you guys. And who hacked your Twitter? This kid who tried to sell crypto to a bunch of people, I found his YouTube, but I couldn't find any, I really wanted to ruin his life, but I couldn't find another info. And that was kind of, they deleted all my tweets and like DM'd everyone, like, follow me for some really good crypto information, which if you know me at all, you'd be like, this can't be well again. Well, we did find one that was deleted

thanks to the Internet Archive. Our best friends of the Internet Archive. This one is from February 14th, 2020. 3.49 p.m. Okay. One comment, zero retweets. Eight likes. Oh, that's pretty good.

It's pretty good. Yeah, that's pretty good. Pretty good. Let's see this tweet. Okay. Now, see, I don't. like that you're being nasty yeah it's Valentine's Day you you get it together I'm judging by the people who liked it that I'm like well this can't be the

worst thing in the world because I like a lot of these people so I'm hoping that's Johan Miranda I think that's Clero Kane this isn't important you could keep on this way now Logan if you think you know the real one when you see it don't say it's on the end because no Ellen likes it will get a chance to get first okay Option one. Happy Valentine's Day. I'm on my period and I feel like a sadder version of the elevator from the shine. That's a good tweet. Yeah. Option two. And my boyfriend keeps calling my vagina my Bayou Hot Pocket. That's kind of sweet. I don't know why you all laughing.

It's kind of been deary. I don't know why y'all be so weird about it. It's a pet name. Yeah. 3, my boyfriend is trying to convince me it's assigned to do anal. How about flowers? Can I be honest? I don't know. I love to hear that. You can take a second to think.

We got Noel and Lankson will guess before you do. What do you think, that's, it's tough because some of those are, they feel like they deserve more than eight likes, I would say. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This last one feels the most eight likes of the bottom. Yeah. It's desperate. And I...

It's like in a void, right? Yeah. I'm just shucking it out. So I'm gonna say this last one. This feels like eight likes to me. Okay, eight likes for the third tweet. I don't have my own opinion, so I'm gonna go with what Langell said. I'm not a free thinker, so I'm gonna fuck, yeah.

I'm a fuck, yeah, I'm a lock-hit number three. Audience, do we also think it's number three? Do we think it's something else? Logan doesn't know. We might, she might be a little bit out. Two, one. Did you just say both those numbers at the same time? Two, one, we got a couple, we got one, we got two.

We got two. Buy you Hot Pocket. Hey, I like the way you said that. I mean, it's ordered up a Buy You Hot Pocket before. Buy you Hot Pocket. I never doubted it. It's by you Hot Pocket. You want that Hot Pocket.

I do you? Logan, do you know which one, or have you landed on a guest? Okay, I do know that I will truly be shocked. I don't think I've ever in my life been like, how about flower? That just sounds like I'm on an episode of the nanny. I want to say it's Bayou Hot Pocket because that would be so cool. That would be cool. I don't know. I don't know.

You want to go with Bayou Hot Pocket just because you hope it's cool? Yeah. All right. Fingers crossed for Bayou Hot Pocket. Hey, this is one of the eight likes right here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Let's go ahead and get Logan out of there. And Noah Miller's going to go to the hockey night. Oh my God. I'm fucking nervous. You have a rare situation on this show. This has never happened to us. What's that? you have somebody who I think is a fan of yours who screenshots from you yeah this

dumb bitch all of your deleted tweets I gotta get her dead wait this is a fan that's doing yeah yeah yeah whoa she is an asshole yeah yeah yeah she was an enemy that makes more sense nah no she's like I love it fuck yeah it's frightening man The account is called at deleted noel. There's a whole bunch of great posts there. That's what I get for having an online crowd. Turbo autism.

Sorting and filing and just locked on that. Store, store, store. I remember this one. I remember this one. This is the oldest post that they appeared to have archived and posted. This is from June 26th, 2016. Those are the correct pronouns. That was tasteless.

I was sorry. I was tasteless. I regretted that one instantly. It's prime month. We got pronouns on the brain. Yeah, all right, right. 9.22 p.m. This is a very popular tweet.

Two comments, 41 retweets, 133 likes. Wow. Okay. That is, I will say, honestly, more than all 55 of my tweets Let's see that post! Let's see that tweet. Blake fucking nut everywhere. You're really being an artist.

You like the way out. Yeah, we were formatting. Yeah. I feel like, I spilled some almond butter. I think I know this one. Well, I hope, if you do, keep that tongue held. Oh, sure. I don't think I'm ever gonna say that ever again.

Keep that tongue held. Just for you, Jay. From the brain that brought you, how about flowers? Keep your tongue held. We've got Langston and Logan ready to guess option. One, me on my first day is the crime scene black like. There's fucking nut everywhere. I...

I... Like, you don't have to tell me the other one, but that's... Option two. You ever smoke weed and feel like you got a fucking nut everywhere? If that's it, there's a 133 pretty weird, my buddy. And 41 real weird, my buddy. They retweeted that shit with their tongue. Yeah.

The only free thing they had. Option three. When your mom yells at you, do you also fucking everywhere? Which one do y'all think is the real, real feet? I mean, I do still think it's one, but I love the subversive nature of option three. It's just fun. It's naughty. It's very naughty.

Very naughty. I similarly think. it's option one. I do think it's really funny that a lady is screenshoting your star to the point that she's now deleting family photos. You know what I mean? Her phone can't store everything. She's getting rid of pictures of her father for this. That's really funny. Somebody's graduation. Ah damn. No, I'm sorry, Noel is here. Yeah, I'm gonna go with option one. Can I say one and two again?

I said like Bill Clinton. Can I say what I think it? Yeah. I think it's two. Let's see that tweet. Prostate, it was backed up. I was just, you know, I got high enough I could feel it. Yeah, I would take the movie, though.

Lankston, Kermen, get yourself up there. Lankton, Kermin's coming in Hotsie. Makes noise for Lankton, everybody. Lankson, everybody. This one is from December 3rd. 30th, 2015. Oh, that's not good. And this one is not...

2015 is a troubling story. Yeah, that's good. I wasn't even talented yet. That sucks. Fuck. This one is also not deleted. Oh, I haven't deleted anything. Great.

Catch me, motherfuckers. If you got the audacity, catch me. This has zero comments, we retweets five likes. Let's see that tweet. Bill Cosby Who's the best? Still Rancho Cushi Muncho? Yes it is.

No reason to change that. No, that's perfect. When you land on something good, you keep it. No, that's perfect. On your head still. Ever changed that. This is one of 12 Cosby-related tweets that we got to choose from. The only one that was tweeted at 8.14 in the morning.

Just immediately... That she was on your mind. on your mind you know what's fucked up about this one I was on my way to work to teach children had to get it out before the kids what's how to first period start oh I don't know that's not my business I show up when I'm ready yeah all right Langston if you think you know the real one don't say to the end no one and Logan will go first option one if it makes you feel better I know for That's funny.

That's funny. That's legitimately funny. That's legitimately funny. I don't know if I did that, but that's very funny. If I didn't do it, good for you, because that's really funny. Yeah, Jason, did that instead of mustervation. I do like picture you, right in that looking. I'm going to be like, yeah, if you could all turn in your home.

You know, when I see the woman, and she's awake, said Cosby, my penis is bull. Do it one more time. Yep. Or option three. Excited to see which prison gang Cosby tells to pull up their pants first. Okay. We got some heat in here. What do you think?

Yeah, Noel, A's what do you don't think? Oh, you won't meet it? Or no one. We have to deliberate. It's tough because they're all very funny, but part of me thinks that because it was a time when you were a teacher, it's, sure it's the second one with brackets because that feels like something you do. Genius.

I will say that that 2015 was a time where we were still doing punctuation. Yeah. It does feel embarrassing to see. Or just like the word imply. I feel like that's old Langston. Not that I don't really have a, that's it. I don't. No, we're very close.

Okay. Yeah, yeah. We drove here together. Yeah. Don't run from that. Noelle, what do you think? Because I don't have any original thoughts. No, no, no, I agree.

I think Brackett's is a very teacher thing. Also, it would be like 2015, Twitter was a time where, like a lot of tweets were like, you'd say something, and you're like, you know? And it felt like that. I feel like describing the lips buttering and stuff, that feels very 2015, so I'm gonna lock in with that, too. Yeah.

Audience, do we have any guesses ourselves? Three? Three, three. Three? One of people saying three. Langston, which one do you think it is? Okay, I'm gonna be honest, I'm praying it's number one. I'm almost certain it's not number two.

That felt like an elaborate type of tweeting that I wasn't capable of at that point in my professional career. My instinct tells me it's number three, so I'm gonna lock it number three, but I'm hoping for number one. Tyler, let's see that tweet. It is number three. Thanks a much for Lincoln,

yeah, that should have got more than likes. I think about that every day. I have one more game for our comedians, but before we get to the game, Tyler has some new scores. How's everybody doing after round two? Right now, Logan and Langston, you are tied with 1,000 points,

and Noel is meeting with 1100 points. Wow. Oh. Hey, I mean, didn't I come out here bottom score? Yeah. And I talked about being molested, and I'm... All right, man.

Whoa, hey, I'll call you cunts too. Hey, you start at the bottom. Can I hear here? All right. We have one game for you guys. This is one of our other favorite games. They're all our favorite games. But this one in particular.

What if Jay just turned the lights off and he's like, everyone's like, everyone's like their pants back? Time for our favorite. This is a favorite game. Let's listen to the sound of each other fapping. You can tell which comedian is you win. All right, now reach over to your neighbor. The worst part about that is that I feel so unfortunately seen

that I would say fapping. That is not a great look for me. Oh, I was a character for sure. Langston knows. We drove over here together. It's a big car. This is a game where our comedians are going to be. going to be making up conspiracy theories. This is a game called Cluon.

They turn the freaking Frost G. Do you understand that? Turn the freaking froggay. Now, uh, yes, conspiracy theories. Look at all these. Look at all these fine folks. Conspiracy theories, classics. We've got some wheels of conspiracy theories we're going to be making. Now there's going to be all the time. We're seeing new conspiracy theories left and right today, folks. We're seeing left and right. Some of them are classics. Tupac is still a Alive. Vaccines cause autism. The earth is flat. Tonight, we're starting fresh.

New conspiracy theories made live in the moment off of these two wheels from our contestants. Look at some of these. We got some who's. We got some what. We're going to be combining them. Our comics are going to try and convince you of their brand new conspiracy theory. We got some good ones. We got the proud boys. We got ice over here. We got Elon Musk. They got 9-11 right there. Oh, CAA. Anyone sign with C-O? Okay, we're trying on. I'm selling good. We got it's hiding Epstein's client list on there.

That's going to be good. A lot of CAA agents on that one. Let's go ahead and spin the first wheel. I'm going to demonstrate and show how this works. Let's get that. Now, Jay, convince you guys, we'll have opportunity to clap and let's know. I hope to convince you guys. because you will be my guinea pigs on this one.

Tyler, spin that wheel. Oh, great! Luigi Mangione. Everybody's new second favorite New York Raptors, don't know how I'm going. What did Luigi do, Tyler? Let's find out. Luigi Manchioni made everyone use pronouns.

Okay. All right. Okay. Now, Tyler, I'm gonna put 30 seconds on the clock. I need you to keep an eye on it. After I convince you guys, we're gonna clap to make sure that you are all convinced. If you're not convinced, you don't get a clap.

We ready? Yes. All right. So, Luigi Mangioni made everyone use pronouns. How hot was Luigi Mangione? Beautiful, beautiful man. So beautiful that nobody could contend with his beauty. And all of us had to assume every possible version of our gender expression

because we all wanted to suck Luigi's dick. We all wanted Luigi to pound our holes the same way he pounded that CEO's. hole with this guy. And that's time. And that's time. You guys believe me? Mostly the front row in the side. I'll take it.

I like that scream. You're gonna get some drugs for screaming, for sure later on. You scream. Wait, you screamed. Yeah! Tyler, chuck some drugs over here. Oh, first drop of the night.

It's okay. A micro dose for you. Congratulations. So we are going to start off with, With we have a high in last place, so we're going to start off with Langston Kerman. You're going to come up here first. All right. Spin, spin, spin, spin.

Stop! Oh, this is a good one. The Church of Scientology. All right. What did the Church of Scientology do, Langston? Well, let's find out. The Church of Scientology faint the moon landing. Langston, you got 30 seconds on the clock to convince this audience that the Church

Scientology fankt the moon landing. moon landing starting now that actually makes perfect sense because I'm like fully bought in on this the church of Scientology who are they most invested in Tom Cruz Tom Cruise what is his big thing doing fucking wild stunts Tom Cruise needed them to fake the moon landing so that he can eventually go to the fucking moon and be the first dude to ever do it thus becoming the greatest Hollywood celebrity ever church of Scientology gets a fuck ton of money because because of it, Tom Cruise gets whatever he needs.

And that is time. Yeah. Nice job. Lengthen, gentlemen. Let's get Logan Gunzman up. Yeah. To see what you're convincing us up. Tom Cruise gets whatever he needs.

Hey, he's hurting bad, y'all. He's got those kids that used to forget about it. The weight of your children is less on the mold. The gravity, yeah. How's your prostate doing, by the way? All right, let's spin that first wheel. The wheel of whose? Spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin.

Spin, spin, spin, spin. I do like that vegans is right next to the gay agenda. Do we got any vegans in the building tonight? Are you vegans in the building tonight? Great. All right. Let's find out what they've been up to all these years. Spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin.

The vegans are hiding Etsy's client list. Okay, uh, go. Time starts now, go. I also think this is a no-brainer because as soon as someone tells you they're vegan, no one wants to talk to that person anymore. It's a perfect cover. Anyone who says they're vegan, they're not going to have anyone listening to them for the follow-up, which is, and also I know everyone on M-C-A-R-N-A. I'm going to give my time back to the time.

I think that's right. Nailed it. Logan doesn't let me keep it going for Logan. Let's see what we got here. The list gets smaller every time. Big wheel, big spin. Spins, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin. Oh.

Did the waym-mo? Are there any Waymo's here tonight? Yeah. Let's see what the Waymo's here. There's a Waymo in the Backset, one. Does that end? I'm not gonna say anything. Control the... what? Ew. Oh, I know what this one is.

They, uh, control the price of X. Alright, tell me when. Your time starts. Now. Waymo, they're owned by Google. And what there... It's a techno-fascist thing that they're trying to build, and the AI inside of Waymo. They try to.

by Trader Joe's and they scan the interior. They have IR cameras on the top and the sides of the car. And they can scan how many eggs are. This is a bad Alex Jones impression, but... Yeah, they can scan inside the stores. And they can actually read inventory. They can report this stuff back. And Google, they're in everything.

They own ways. They own supermarkets. They bought Ralphs. Did you know that? Yes, they bought Ralphs. So it kind of makes sense to me that they could... They also had a big lawsuit like 10 years ago where they got in trouble for when they were building Google Maps. They were doing something called war driving where they were sniffing people's routers in their homes. Yes, and they were farming out that data. This is real.

You can go look this shit up. So it's no surprise to me that they would send a Waymo to drive by a Trader Joe's and scan the inventory and start to fluctuate prices because Google wants to own everything. I mean, you went over your time, but I'm just so fucking fascinated. Logan gave time back. Yeah, that's my kids. I'm compelled. Hey, I believe it, Jane. I stopped checking my clock.

Hey, I hope everybody enjoyed the podcast this evening. I can't help myself. The terrible podcast, please buy B. Bone, Bro. They didn't buy Ralph. That part was amazing. Oh, I was so bought in. I'm a weird.

I love Ralphs. I'll tell anyone about it. The guy. Later tonight, look up the guy who founded Ralph. His wife killed him by pushing him off a boulder. He had a crazy life. And I was like, they sold out to Google. So this is huge for me.

I'm thrilled. Is his name Ralph? That's her last name with an S. It's not an apostrophe. Yeah, that's right. He thought it was apostrophe S. It's the Hollywood elite. They're putting iodine in the water.

You'll be selling colloidal silver tablets after the show tonight. Well, that is Cluonine and wow, wow, wow. We are almost at the end of the show. What a great panel we've had tonight. Tyler's gonna tabulate the final scores. In the meantime, we wanna make sure you guys come back to see the show, because you guys are a great audience, and the show is a little fucked up.

We said, yeah, you guys are great. We talked about your butthole for an hour amount of time. It's only because you're acting like it's tight, so. She's upped or don't like this the whole show. If it's not tight, prudely. Show it.

Show it to us. I think it just stands up. Apologies, man. That's very loose. So we want to make sure you come back to the show. We're gonna get out of here on a nice note. We're gonna cleanse everybody's pallets with one clean, wholesome drug from our work comedians. This is the pallet cleanser.

Can I say one thing? Yeah. Jay, this show should be bigger. This was a lot of fun. Thank you. This is incredible. I hope so. I hope you get there. You guys are keeping up the good work. Let's get our contestants on here.

We're gonna start off with our first comic of the round. Logan Gunsman, clean, wholesome joke, and plug with me, Troy. Okay, um, Costco membership recently. Is that, okay, a couple other members. The rest of you are Sam's Club freaks or something as well. Okay, that's the most animated I've ever heard of Sam's Club person. I got a Costco membership with my boyfriend. I am straight, I don't know if that's shocking information at this point.

We come like this also. I don't know. Straight men can't believe we're available in this model, but we are. And I was exciting to go to Costco. I was excited to be a member of this club. We made a day of it. We made a list who went to Costco.

I was so excited to be a member of this club. you know, to be a member of this club. First thing we saw when we were at Costco, we went to get hot dogs. And there was a lady by the condiments. She was squirting ketchup into her bare hand. And rubbing her bare hand on her hot dog bun. I no longer want to be a member of this club.

And I have to be a member of this club. This is the last thing I'll go in. She wasn't rubbing her ketchup of her fingers on the hot dog itself. She was getting, she was going underneath to get the ketchup on the bun.

The hot dog was riding her knuckles. While she, okay, thank you. And let's keep it going for Noah Miller. I don't know if I could do this part. I have one bad clean joke. All right. If you all remember,

Dylan Mulvaney? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You heard what happened to her? No. She got canned. Because she was on the can, but she also got fired.

I told you it was bad. Alright, that wasn't really a pallet cleanser. A doctor's points. Yeah, yeah. And deserved, honestly. I'm sorry, who is, oh. That was a trans girl. Oh, okay.

She got, yeah. No, because it's like muster baiting. Like, clean old and cookroom. A clean old and cook from Langston, Gerben makes noise for Langston. All right, y'all remember Dylan Mulvaney? The person of color says it now it's funny. Justice. Look it up.

The message, we're familiar with Princess Beach. You know what my problem with Princess Peaches? She ain't got no butt under there. Catfishing Mario. This man is climbing through sewers for this lady. He's digging through the gutter. Butt under there. Princess Beach is built like a chap.

Leave Mario alone. Bye. What a panel. I'm never gonna be able to look at the attention piece the same way ever again. All right Tyler. Tyler's tabulated the scores. Tell all of our contestants what they have won. Oh, I move back now. What are you going to do? It's called I survived a lousy t-shirt popping all over it. That's for you.

Super Maddell of Pendleton, vice you. In second place, with six mayor points, it's Logan Gunsler. All of our contestants also get prizes from our sponsor to Maxwell Farm. And these Get Out of Cance Free Cards, anything you said remember the show. It's all Scott. With CIA with confidence, with the wrong, get out of cancellation free cards. One more time for all of our contestants. This has been wrong.

You guys been a great audience. You can see us again. Follow us at Wrong Game Show or scan on the way out. You can get on our mailing list. We'll only email you when we have a show coming up next. You guys been a great fucking audience. Thanks so much for coming around. Have a great name here.

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