WRONG! A Fucked Up Game Show - WE FOUND YOUR SEX BLOG (ft. Gianmarco Soresi, Kenice Mobley, Kerryn Feehan)

Episode Date: October 26, 2024

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Hello everybody, Jay Light here with another episode of Wrong, a fucked-up game show, podcast edition. This episode is our most recent show from New York City. We filmed it live there back in April. This one features John Marcos Oresi, Kinesse Mobley, and Karen Feehan, filmed live at Kaviat, our home there. We'll actually be back there in December. We've got the ticket link coming out for that soon, so keep your eyes peyhan. For now, we will be in Los Angeles on Friday, November 2nd. That's less than a week away.

So get your tickets now. And at San Diego back at Mike Drop on the 15th, that one's an earlier showtime than what we're used to doing, 7.30 p.m. So we get your tickets for that as well. Come check us out. And that's about it. If you like the show, tell a friend, subscribe. Come check us out live. Subscribe here in the podcast or on YouTube.

links for all that stuff are in the show notes as for usual. Without further ado, let's get wrong. It's wrong, a fucked up game show. Let's make a laugh for our host. It's James. This is a wonder. Look at this. Yeah, we made it.

Thanks for Tyler Mezzanerich, everybody. My man over in the corner. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Scorekeeper extraordinaire. Yes. Dressed for the arcade. Give everybody a little stand.

Show off the shirt you wore for our New York show, Tyler. That's good It's perfect Thank you everybody Welcome to Wrong Make some noise if you have seen the show before All right Our smattering of fans

Make some noise If you've never seen the show before Future fans Oh yeah, there they are Oh yeah They're all right there Because we got a lot of people here Who I think are ready to get wrong tonight

Yeah Yeah Yeah that's the spirit Because here's the thing We are a game show We are a fucked up game show because most game shows you like to see where people get things right.

Not here. We like it when people do things wrong. Smart crap. Very smart crap. Yeah. You can do a little bit better. I didn't hear everybody in the crowd.

I didn't hear that corner of the room at all. Yeah, it was more like 60% smart, 40%. They're coming along. They're getting there. Give a shot, Jay. Let's get 100%. We like it when people do things. Oh!

Hey, we got a like. Q and everything that time. Oh, yeah. Fuck, yeah. Fantastic news. Folks, we are very excited to be here tonight. We got some great comedians. We're going to be getting wrong.

We're going to be going dark. We're going to be going dirty. Right? Yeah, there we go. We got some people over here who like to be dark and dirty. Who's coming out of the crowd. Uh-oh. Here he comes.

Look out everybody. You seem concerned. Are you going to be okay? You're fine. That's good. You ready to be fucked up? There you go. You got a dark sense of humor?

Hell yeah, that's good. He's quiet, that's a good sign. Quiet people don't like to show that they have a dark sense of humor on the inside. He's got secrets. Yeah, he's got secrets. He's ready to hide some things. He probably knows what happened to Building 7.

Oh, he knows. He was there. Well, this crowd isn't on board with a 9-11 shirt or the jokes. Well, they better get on board. You better get on board! I want everyone to know that it happened, okay? It happened, okay? Yeah.

We were there. Yeah. Tyler, where were you on Nine Lim? Do you remember? Yeah, I was cheating at Scrabble in Montana. Yeah, that's good. I was in Spanish class in sixth grade in Texas. We did not have the capacity to understand what was going on or to communicate what was going

on. All I had was, ah, soimal. That's all I could get out. Folks, we are very excited. We've got some of the best comics in the city ready to get dark and dirty with you guys tonight. We got some great comics. We're going to go ahead and find out what they think is fucked up. Are you guys ready to get fucked up?

Get fucked up. Tyler? Yeah? That's where you're supposed to hit the cue, Tyler. Oh, I did, Jay. We got time, guys. Our thing is going to go in just a second. Look at that.

Now, most game shows, I don't know if you guys have ever seen game shows, they do a lot of clapping. They get everybody in a good mood. And we want you to think this is a good mood show, all right? We're going to be dark, but this is all a safe space for us. to be dark, for us to be dirty. All right? So whenever some things go a little bit wrong, whenever some things get a little bit weird, we are going to support.

We're going to clap. You guys ready to clap and laugh at some dark stuff? They're warming up to the idea. Now, you're going to hear some dark jokes. We've asked these comics, some of the best comics in the city, to tell us their darkest, dirtiest, most fucked up material, all right? It could be dark,

it could be dirty. We don't know, but it's going to be wrong. It's going to be fucked up for sure. Tyler, I feel like we need to give them a better idea of what might be on the table. You ready? It makes noise for Tyler, everybody. Oh, hey, how's it going? My name's Tyler. How's it going, everybody? You know, I'm in an all-racist fantasy football league. Yeah, I'm cleaning up. It's great. It's not too bad.

Let me tell you, these racists, they cannot accurately judge the value of a black man. Can I tell you that? That's true. Not me, though. I'm like Wesley Snipes. Always bet on black. That's what I do. All right. I've ever seen a battle at 1600. I will say though, like being racist is kind of gay. I'm just going to say it's kind of gay. Now I don't mean in a derogatory way gay. I mean a purely homoerotic way gay. Because, like, you might have, like, hobbies.

You might like to do something. Like, I like rock climbing or I like, you know, going out and fishing. And then there's some guy, he's like, I like going into my room and ranking men. Like, these men I don't know about, but these men are really cool. I really like these. It sounds pretty gay. I'm just going to say, you could go talk to that guy,

and you can be like, hey, what are you doing? He's like, yeah, I'm ranking men. And he's like, do you have like a top man? He's like, oh, yeah, I do. Tall guy, super fit, blonde hair, blue-eyed, awesome dude. You know, if we could just replace the whole world

with guys look like that, world would be a good place. It's like, all right, I know you're writing some gay utopia fantasy fiction, but I'll see you later, all right? All right, uh, good-bye. Tyler still needed to work on the joke, but the tone was in the right.

place. We got there tone wise. We got there totally. Yeah. I'm gonna do one that's a little bit shorter, Tyler. I'm gonna do one that's a little bit shorter, Tyler. The eclipse was last week. My parents, I grew up in Texas. They still live down there. They were very excited about the eclipse because they lived in the path of totality. But they drove even further into the path of totality. They're like, we got to get a little closer to the path of totality. Now I grew up in the suburbs of Texas. So this is the only time my have thought we should go to a darker neighborhood. Absolutely.

And that's how a short, fucked up jokes sounds, Tyler. We did it, we did it, everybody. We're fucked up. Yeah. Now let's, yes, yes. Oh, they're picking up on it. Oh, they're so good. You guys are so good.

You know what, Tyler, let's go ahead and give, let's give the guy with the secrets a prize. How about that? The guy with the secrets is really holding it down. Tyler, what did he win? Oh, you want to give him a prize prize? Let's give him a prize. Now, all prizes were found on a Hasidic, Jewish,

neighborhood street earlier today. And Jay, what's the name of that book? This book is called The Enormous Turnip. The Enormous Turnip. Now, I want you to go ahead and go to the last page of that book. Last page. Now, this book is about an enormous turnip that a family is trying to pull out of the ground.

It's so big they can't do it. But just tell me what's on that last page, Jay. This appears to be a family all having butt sex with each other, trying to raise this turnip out of the ground. Can we confirm that that's what's happening here, folks? and we confirm. Again, I found that

on the side of the street in an acidic Jewish neighborhood earlier today. Congratulations. But that's for you. You take it home. So sorry. Beautiful artwork.

Let's go ahead and meet our comics and let's go ahead and meet our contestants. You guys are ready to see who is playing to win the title of Most Fooked Up comedian tonight? Good. Let's get wrong. Our first contestant's comedy album

was reviewed by Paste magazine with a special shout-out to her joke about jars of come. Make it loud for Keney Smobli everybody. Kineez Mobley! I do in fact talk about jars of cum and I did mean that. Hello.

Hi. I do want to say straight up off the bat, I'm a nice lady and I sleep with men. I tried not to but it did not work out. The lady did ask me to stop. But I'm a type A person so I pulled out my phone, Googled how to eat pussy, then continued because I

like to be good at things. We stop talking. So I sleep with men. Okay. And I don't love it. And I sleep with men with a variety of penis sizes because I'm a saint on this earth, you know? If it's bigger than an acorn, I can figure it out, you know? But recently this thing has been happening, and I don't totally understand it,

where only dudes with, like, massive penises have been, like, trying to date me. I know. It's, like, a really big problem. Look, the stimulus remains the same. but then the response has been different. And maybe when I say that, you guys are thinking, like, one standard deviation above the norm of penises. No.

These are penises that porn stars will look at and be like, nice hog. Like, you should have to have a license to wield a weapon like this. And, like, first time, oh, interesting. Second time, coincidence. Third time, a trend. Fourth time, I called my physical therapist because, It's a real problem. And she let me know, I mean, she's not like that type of doctor,

but she was like, do not use neosporine on your vagina. Like, you're going to want to, but remember, it's a whole not a wound, right? It's like, these dudes are just out here, and these dudes are like trying to break my back or whatever, right? But like, I'm in my 30s. What is your dick going to do that time hasn't already done? Like, they're trying to, like, get up in these guts, right? But the guts are where the farts are made. You're going in there pushing stuff around,

farts that aren't even ready yet, proto-farts if you will, and then I have to delicately excuse myself in the middle of things like, oh, I'm just so overwhelmed by the quality of the lovemaking. And then go to the bathroom and try to fart out every fart I've even thought of having, before I like saunter back in, like, hey. And dudes, are you guys cool with getting

your dicks farted on? I'd love to end the charade, but men, unfortunately the people I sleep with, you guys, are you cool with that? I need thumbs up, thumbs down. I like that you're pointing at someone so dramatically. I don't see a thumbs up or a thumbs down. No answer is an answer.

You're like, A, it happens, it happens? This is a cool guy. I don't know the rest of what you do, but that's cool. Okay. No, okay, look, hear me out. A year ago, I had a stroke, and sorry, it's going to be a dark for a second. Just a second. But I, like, lost half of the feeling in my body, right?

So I don't have any feeling on the right side of my body. And I feel like the universe was like, oh, you don't have feeling in 50% of your body. We're going to give you 500% more dick. And that's, like, not what I was asking for. Like, I would have preferred health care or, like, a man with millions of dollars, Large penises, that's the way the universe soft it to reward me. I don't know. Look. Okay. But like I said, I don't have feeling 50% of my body.

And it's really frustrating because I used to come so quickly. And now it takes twice as long. So now it's an intolerable 90 seconds. And I don't know how the rest of you are living. But I do want to use my experience to help others. So like scientists, this is a nerdy place, scientists, have we considered this for men who come too quickly? Not the whole stroke, but like, part of it? Okay, how long should it take a man to come from penetrative sex?

This is worded very specifically. How long should it take? What you, how long should it take? What you want? Your aspirational answer. What would you want? Yeah, I wasn't including the foreplay thing. So that's like, so six minutes is like,

Yeah, six minutes of like just the in-out motion for six minutes. Yeah, that's great. That's great. That's how I can tell. What, you're in your late 20-30s? Whoa, you're in your early 20s and you have such a reasonable answer? No, you look rested. It's just really dark, so.

No, fuck. No, I have asked other people in your age range, and they've said stupid answers. So when you said a reasonable answer, I assumed that you had more life experience because 21-year-olds are like, I want to get fucked for 30 minutes. I want to be punched in the vagina for the full length of like a sitcom with commercials. No, a Gen Z person would never say that because they don't know what TV shows that commercials are. So I would like to be punched in the vagina for 72 TikToks. That's what your generation is saying.

And they're wrong. You're much more correct. Six minutes. What am I, an endurance athlete? A gymnast of some sort? Who are you trying to impress? Honestly, if it takes you longer than 10 minutes to come and we're having sex, I assume you don't like me.

I assume, yeah. If you liked me, you'd have to come already. Instead, we have to do this charade where you're sweating on me. Stop. Okay, I'm Kenese. I'm done. Kinese Smobli, everybody. Canis Smobly! Now we got to the dirty stuff.

That's good. Oh, yeah. It's getting dirty. Oh, yeah. We got vagina punch talk happening. We got dick farting happening. We got a lot of guys who are skishting. to admit that they like getting their dicks farted on happening on this side of the room it's okay guys get used to growing up I see how young

you are let's go ahead and move things along your next contestant has an only fans just like me two only fans creators coming to this stage their only fans username is at M&M 69 she's slim her comedy is shady it's Karen Feehan That was good, Jay. Give it up for Jay and Tyler, guys. What's up? He's right. I made a million dollars on OnlyFans last year. Thank you. Yeah. Keep it going for men. They're so stupid. It's kind of fun when your pussy catapult to you to a different tax bracket. I vote differently now. People give me a lot of shit. They're like, they must not be succeeding at comedy if you have to have Onlyfans. I don't know. I guess that depends on how you define comedy. If you don't think it's funny to charge people money to look at your butthole, we are not the same. Like that'll be $40, Darrell. Fucking dork.

I know, people ask me about my parents, are like, what do your parents think? My parents think whatever the fuck I tell them to, I'm paying their phone bill. You like your little wordel, ma? That's what I thought. Shut the fuck up. We're getting money. I know my brother keeps asking for refunds. keeps asking for refunds. You guys are gross.

Disgusting. He's not getting a refund. He broke it. He buys it. Really, guys? I'm joking. I did not have sex with my brother. We made love.

Oh, it's fun being rich. I think my favorite thing about being rich is that when I like a guy, I like him for him, right? Not after him for his money. My friends are trying to talk me out of dating this paraplegic guy. You're not supposed to like that. at that part. It's not working. I love him. He's an Olympian. Well, he's a para-Olympian.

Just means he didn't finish law school. One smart person here. What? How many Olympics have you guys been in? That's what I fucking thought, okay? He won gold in Beijing. Yeah, he plays half hockey with a bunch of other hot half guys. They fucking slam into each other. I can come to it. I don't care what you think. We haven't met yet. What? You think I'm getting catfished? You guys think I'm getting catfish by a torso? I'd be so mad.

I think I'd be more mad if I showed up and he could walk. I'm trying to be a hero here, asshole. Sit down. Oh, what? You got, some of you are cool. Some of you're getting a little uptight about my pretend wheelchair boyfriend. There's no reason for that. He's never going to hear these jokes.

There's not a ramp here. You're also not listening. You're also not listening. I love him. Maybe he's not meant to be like my destiny or whatever, but could be like a bucket list thing. Put him in a bucket. Sorry, those are new jokes. I think they have legs.

Oh man, it's kind of a bummer about Bruce Willis, huh? The guy's dying so hard. We're supposed to be... I started believing in assisted suicide recently. So I bought my mom a kayak. I know. My brother texting me was like, Karen with the assist. It's fine. I don't care. I'm barren.

I don't have to have kids, though. My sister's doing it. She's pregnant right now. Yeah, I don't care either. She was fat before, so it's kind of a lateral move. Good. I like bombing in front of you nerds. I'm not having a gender reveal party. I don't want to have one. You have to have one now, or they don't know what they are. I feel like it's annoying when the dad's act disappointed they're getting a girl though. Have you seen that? Like a grown man will spit out a piece of pink cake. He's like, bleh.

Like your girly dick made her, Dan. Shut up. You know what it was. Karaoke night. Singing Disney tunes, you come home. You're dumping ribbons of calligraphy and your wife. You cry when you come. You're getting a girl.

Sorry. That's science. All those chicks grow up though those videos go viral. I'm just saying if I went to hypothetical high school with one of those girls I would bully the shit out of her. You have to, right? You're like, hey, you guys want to watch that video about Andrew's dad not wanting her? That's why she's a slut.

That's it for me, you guys. Thank you so much. Karen Behan, everybody. Very dark, very dirty. All right, folks. You ready to meet your final contestant? Yeah. Yeah.

Let's go and meet your final contestant. He actually was supposed to do the show our first time in New York. He bailed on us to see his friend make their Broadway debut. So he is starting off with negative 200 points. Makes a noise for John Marcus O'Reci, everybody. John Mark, everybody! Before we go ahead and bring out all of our contestants, I do just want to give out a couple audience.

We got some shelters here that we'd like to give out. I'm going to give them out, too. We had some good audience members right here, right here, and right here that were very important. Tyler, tell us what these shelters are. It's some shelters that they had here at caveat that were left over from an NFT event. Now, these are room temperature, and you can't drink them here on the premises.

You have to wait until you leave. We spoke to some NFT people, and they prefer it room temperature. Believe it or not. Yeah. Smart guys. There you go. Take that board eight yacht club seltzer

and throw it in the fucking garbage with your other NFTs right after this. congratulations. Guys, let's go and bring out all of our contestants. Please make some noise for Canis Mowgli, Karen Feehan,

and Joe Marco Seresi. Oh, yes, please take a seat. Take a seat, everybody. Wow, how funny and fucked up were these comics? What a great. What a great way to start things off.

Tyler has been keeping track. He is going to be keeping score of who is funny and who is fucked up. And Tyler, tell everybody how they're doing on the point, far. All right.

There was a great round. Everyone was funny. Everyone was fucked up. One of them was more fucked up. So, Keneas, Jim Arco, 500 points. Karen, for putting a Paralympian in a bucket.

600 points for you. That's what it takes. Now, how are you three feeling so far after round one? Can I say backstage, Kinesse told me, she said,

you don't have dirty jokes. You're a PG-13 comedian. And I am determined to change that narrative tonight. Look, I say specific jokes, but I get a PG-13 vibe for me. It's worse. I mean, you're wearing slippers.

That's a very PG-13 move. You have to wear slippers. Right? What? Is that PG-I'm saying, like, it could be PG-13, or it could be like... I think those were, like, velvet slippers, A? I think, like, the vibe is totally different. And do we know that he, like, did he really fuck those women who just had him around?

Like, he was, like, really old at the end. I don't think much, like... It was probably worse. Probably. The silence is that you guys, you guys got a, you can't leave us hanging on Hugh Hefner jokes. I think they're all just thinking about like, huh, how did Hugh Hefner fuck when he got up that old?

Yeah. They're imagining his leathery body, climbing on top of them and, you know, not fucking their brains. He was on the bottom. Let's be real. He was on the bottom. Just ready to roll.

Do you ever, have you guys ever taken Viagra? No, I haven't. Tyler of you? But eventually we're going to have. to, right? I mean, eventually, probably. Sure, why not? So you get scared of having a heart attack like that?

I think about it all the time. Because that guys do. You can see how it happens. One pill doesn't do it. You go, okay, a little bit more. And then that's how you die. I think about it a lot. Now, Keneas, is that PG-13 or is that R?

That depends on the movie. What's the context in the movie? Yeah. There were Tips in Titanic. That was like PG, so I don't know. Sure, sure. Karen is biting her time not chiming into this conversation at all

Has anyone here taken Viagra? Come on, don't lie. Or the Hymns version of Viagra? The Hymns knockoff version of Viagra? Anybody? This is a billion-dollar industry. Half you are lying. Shut the fuck up. You know, we're going to give everybody

a little bit of time to consider whether they want to admit to their Viagra use. We're going to go ahead and move on to our next round. You guys ready to get more wrong? Yeah. Yeah. We're going to go ahead and Get to our next round.

In Tweetman, everybody. There we go. Yeah, we got one clap. Let's get some more claps for In Tweetin. Now, they don't know what this is, Jay. They don't know. They don't know what this is. The stakes here.

Oh, my God. This is a round of the show. We have gone through comedians. All have questionable social media histories. Across the board. We have gone through everybody's old tweets on the show tonight. Horrifying. We have pulled out some choice.

options from way back in the day. Decades. Or at least one. At least one. At least one decade. We have blanked out some of the words. We're going to make these comics guess what they said all those years ago. They have no idea what's prepared for them.

No idea. How do you all feel about this? I didn't know this was a part of the show until I got here tonight. And I was like, what? I just peed my pants a little. I'm terrified. I did the thing. Like, when everyone was getting canceled, I went back.

I went through them all. And I think the most embarrassing ones were for, like, my fringe festival play that I wrote in 2014. Yeah, you're tweeting a lot about... A lot about theater stuff back in the day. So I think it might be safe. Well... Oh, no. We'll find out.

We're going to start off, don't you worry? You guys, just to give you the caliber of what kind of things have, we have one of my tweets that is from back in the day. And I have been assured that this is one of the worst ones that the motley crew of wrong producers has ever found. Yeah, you've never seen it. You have no idea what it is. I have no idea what this is. I've not seen it.

You guys are going to get... What if it's really... What if it's really bad? Are you sure you want to do this? I don't have a career, so it doesn't really matter at this point. If it's just, like, cringe or, like, too vulnerable or something. We've been doing this show. This is our two-year anniversary show tonight.

Nothing can face... Nothing can face me anymore. Okay. I have seen... I've been racist. I've been sexist. I've been vulnerable. I've been weird.

I've hit everything. So let's see what we got tonight. See what we got, Jay. Here we go. Okay. Note to self, blank. One like. One like.

Oh, we're putting the likes up here, too? Yeah. It's 11 years ago. That could be a lot of things. This is, yeah, 12.03 p.m. November 6th, 2013. That's right around election day. It's after Osama bin Laden was killed. Oh, yeah.

How do you know that? Okay. Like, you know that spot on? Oh, my God. I was drinking a lot of this time. I was not sober yet. I have no idea what this could be. And I...

Well, let's see what happens. It's in all caps, too. This worries me. Let's see some options, Jay. Let's see our first option. Leave your pedophile glasses at home the next time you go to an elementary school graduation. Okay.

Yeah, that's fair. Were you doing comedy by this point? I had just started. I'd been doing about three years at this point. Yeah, that does seem like a three-year-in joke. It's a three-year-in kind of a joke. Yeah. Your little profile picture looks like the day that it happened there.

Like, oh, shit. They towed my fan. All right. This is the option, too. Just because it says alcohol on it doesn't mean it'll get you drunk. Don't believe me? Ask poison control. That one, yeah, that one seems like that might actually be it.

That's definitely worth one like. Yeah. This seems like a real, oh, I got blackout drunk and then drank rubbing alcohol situation. Yeah, it be it? Took a shot. Okay. Let's see final option. Don't use hotel soap again unless you want to feel like you washed yourself with Bukaki leftovers.

That's one of mine. That feels right. That year 2013, that feels like the year of us all saying Bukaki. Yeah, that was like really big for some reason. Did we just find out about that? I called my friend Brooke Bruck Kaki the other day. I'm still into it. There you go.

So Osama bin Laden died the same year Bukki was big? No. Osama bin Laden died. 2012, Bukaki was big in 2013, it was like, maybe that's like, I'm not saying it's a cause and effect, but I'm saying like there may be some connections. A lot of choice. Yeah, a lot of parties.

Everybody's having a great time. I honestly, I have no idea what this one is. Let's see what the comics think. Keneas, Karen, John Marco, which one do you think is a real tweet? I think it's the first one. Okay? First option? I do too.

All right? Too harsh. I think it's this one. I have an inking. It's this one, too. I think it's the Bukaki Leftover's one. Let's see it. Let's see. It's Bukaki leftovers. Wait, okay.

What are Bukaki leftovers, by the way? Is it just the cum itself, or is it like a bunch of like... Whatever drips to the floor. Whatever... Oh, it's whatever drips to the floor. That's the leftovers. Okay. Yeah.

Cumb can like separate, like, egg, yolk, and white, so it's like... I don't think I've ever seen it still long enough to do that. You got to watch the right porn, Kinesse. That'll get you in the right spot. Like, it seems like it would take time. Like, if I've already come, why would I keep... You just like keep watching it for them to... You're basically saying, like, when you're with Denise, there's...

There's no cum leftovers. Jay watches the full Bukaki movie. All the way, start to finish. I want to see the credits. Yeah. Respect the filmmakers who worked on that. I want to see the cum dry. That's Jay Light.

That's what he wants. I want to see the DP and the director of photography. I got to want to get my options. A joke for the comics and the film production people. That was good. Oh, thank you, John Marco. That'd be a good tweet now. I'd give it a like on.

Well, let's go ahead and see you. what our comics have to say. Canis, are you ready to get it? I'm not happy about it, but I'm here. I'm ready. Come on over, get yourself in the hot seat. Get over there. Make some noise for Kenes-Mobly, everybody. Grab your mic. Grab your mic. Take your mic, yes. But this is your chair. No, it's the hot seat, Cannees. Like, hi for me. Shut up. All right. We've got a tweet for you. I'm so curious as I know what this is going to be. You haven't deleted a lot of tweets from the very beginning of your time on Twitter. I missed the beginning. You missed the beginning.

Fuck. We found this. Guys. 2014. No potentially romantic message should end with blank. 8.48 p.m. August 20, 2014. No likes, no retweets. We found stuff as far back as 2010 that was too earnest for us to post here.

Extensive background check for a job that later publicly fired me and deleted everything, but apparently not. Okay, no potentially romantic message should begin with. Or should end with. Should end with. Yeah. Now, don't worry, if you think you know from the real options, they're going to show you two fake ones and one real one. If you think you know which one it is.

Okay, thank you. I genuinely have, nothing is coming to my head at this moment. But don't worry. We got time. If you think you know which one it is, don't say until the end because Karen and Joe Mark are going to get a chance to guess first. Okay.

Let's see some options. Is that within 50 yards of a school? Jay. What's with your school thing? Like the first option was also school based on your two... Like, what do you guys... There's somebody got pedophiles on the brain. Yeah, I was like, what's going on?

Petitiles in the brain, yeah. But where were you on September 11th, 2001? Option three. I actually prefer it dry. Interesting. It could be talking about the wine. Oh, it could be any of those. Okay, sorry, no.

Could be your humor. Yeah, yeah, yeah, tot, tot, tot, tot. Could be. Kimi she still don't know which one this is? I don't know. Take a second. Again, no likes, no retweet. Yeah, again.

This is really embarrassing. I thought I had deleted all that. Shut off. Yeah, let these people know. I think I tweeted my butthole before, so don't worry. I'll be more embarrassed than you. Karen Jarmargo? Is that your tweet?

It says going to be a picture? You have a butt hole? No likes, no retweens. This hurts deeply. Ouch. Is that the eclipse? I want to guess, what was the second one? That was Petto and then 9-11.

Petto 9-11 prefer it dry. I'm going to go dry. Okay. I'm going to go dry just because I can't imagine anyone ending a message with the first two. But they would end a message with I prefer it dry? I, you're the one who wrote it. I don't know. This is based on something that actually happened to you.

Yeah, probably. Theoretically. Yeah, it's gone. It was 2014. I was making a lot of mistakes. I was drinking a lot. I don't know. We saw all the tweets you had

about drinking a lot. Do you have a guess which ones? No, I prefer it dry? You want to lock that in? Final answer? I'm locking in. I prefer it dry.

All right, let's see you the real answer. I'm so sorry, guys. I have no idea. I have no idea what the context of this was. I'm so sorry. It's okay. Make some noise for Kinesse Mowgli, everybody. Karen, you're on the clock.

Get yourself in the hot seat. Makes noise for Karen Feehan. everybody. Karen Fee and right. Okay, Karen. We found, you have an old Twitter that has since been deleted.

Yeah, it got hacked. It got hacked. Yeah. But we found some tweets from that Twitter. It got hacked. This is from at K Freehams

way back in the day. Let's see the blanked out tweet. Now, as far as tweets go for this show, these are pretty good numbers. Two retweets, 14 likes. All I want for Christmas is blank. 8.35 a.m. 19th, December, 2016.

Too early. Only one for Christmas is higher profile comedy date rape scandals. I know which date rape scandal you're referring to as this timing. It's truly this month would be one thing. If it was next month, it would be somebody else. But I know this one, yeah.

Wait, you know this one? No, I just, like, given the time, I know who's raping activities we were talking about. Really? Yeah, 2016 was a heyday for comedy rape scandals. Option two, all I want for Christmas is a pussy grab from someone I love. That's romantic. This is 2016. It's an election year.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it could be. Could be. Let's go ahead and see our final option. All I want for Christmas is Harambe's Dick. An audience member who wants it to be Harambe's Dick. There we go. We like that. You got any ideas, Karen? You can take a second thing? Okay.

Canis? John Marco. Before you go to Karen, which one do you think it is? I'm going to go with that first one. It feels really specific. I think first or last. You know it's the third one? He's a zookeeper. Oh my God, are you the fifth bubble on the bottom there?

That's you. When they, like, have to put down a monkey, they like, what do they do with its dick? Frame it. Like, they bury the whole thing, but the dicks that, like, I was just like, could they theoretically give it to you? I don't know. I'm going to go with number one.

Who gets it? Is it the kid? Yeah, like, who gets the dick? It should be. Yeah, the family. That was his Christmas gift this year. His dick wrapped under the Christmas tree. Let's roll it so we can see. Karen, do you know which one the real one is?

Yes, I do. All right, and it is. There we go. Yeah. Yeah. Make some nice. John Marco, why don't you come on over here real quick? John Marco, we found a tweet from 2016 also.

Eight likes? Eight likes. Pretty good. Yeah, get some makes some notes for eight likes. likes we got it okay if you have never blank you probably would have found me weird in middle school dot dot dot I think I know it okay when don't try and try and hold don't don't sure I won't worry don't spoil it let's see our options ask Jeeves does God exist you probably would have found me weird in middle school option two if you

never googled Broadway karaoke female part only you probably would have found me weird in middle school. Or option three, if you never jerked off to Oklahoma, you probably found me weird in middle school. It's true. Will you make the O-face when you sing that song? Oklahoma.

I think it's got to be one of the musical-based ones, right? Like the second or the third? Yeah. We got an audience hand over here, Colin, for number two. He's like Haram-based dick. You never Google. We got people saying three. We got people saying three.

Canis? I think it's two. I think it's the first one. Okay. We got Karen saying the first one. Kenesh, you're going number two? I'm going number two. John Marco.

It's number one, baby. Oh. It is number one. I knew it. Makes noise for Joe Marco Serresi, everybody. Nailed it. Yeah, based on your search history around that, or you tweet history around that time,

you're like, oh, maybe he will think it is the Broadway one. But you never know. Let's move on to our next round. This is a topical round for this show. Pointment? It's Neosporin for Kness's Bigina. Call back. Points for Jett.

Thank you. I'll take a couple points on that, thank you. Oh, good, well, okay. This is around, hey, listen, like I said, we've got a lot of stuff, we've been cooking up some stuff. This topical round just for New York, a game we think you will never forget. You might have heard of, now that's what I call music.

Now, this is a song, a band called, now that's what I call music that was banned after 9-11. We told you they were coming. You gotta get on board now. You don't have your choice. Now, if you guys might have been around, we have some Gen Cers in the audience. Thanks.

Makes some noise, Gen C, people. Makes some noise, Gen C. Nobody who remembers 9-11. Boom. Grow up. Get older, losers. Sorry. You guys are nice.

Thank you for buying a ticket. Now, we were all alive during 9-11. I did not remember this. There's a thing that happened called the Clear Channel Memo, where a bunch of songs after the event happened. were banned from radio airplay.

Now so we're gonna have our intrepid panel guests and see if they can figure out which songs were banned or not banned based on some options that we show them and play for them. Now audience, if you think you know this one, feel free to chime in. This is a great time to play along with us and see maybe you can get some more points and prizes.

We're gonna give you an example just to show you how this one works. All right folks, this one might be pretty easy. Which Jerry Lee Lewis song was banned after 9-11? Was it great balls of fire? balls of fire or a whole lot of shaking going on. Panel, audience? Audience? Audience, panel.

Great balls of fire. Great balls of fire. A whole lot of shaken over in the Harambe corner. Let's the memorial box seats for Harambe. The correct answer is, great balls of fire. Yeah, good job, good job everybody. Good job, audience. You give yourselves a round of applause.

you did it. It's going to get a little harder now. I believe you guys will get a question right one of these days. I believe in it. Are you saying that it's banned from like radio play? Radio play. The radio band it. That's crazy. Yeah. And it's okay. You can play it now. But they banned it for a good chunk of time after the fact. Hey, Jay, let's give a Harambe's dick a prize. What do you think about that? You know what? Let's give Harambe's dick a prize real quick.

Tyler, tell him what he won. Again, all prizes were found on a six Jewish neighborhood earlier today. This is Dancing with the Indians. Dancing with the Indians. A reading rainbow book. What? It's got Reading Rainbow right on the cover. Congratulations.

Don't ask me. Go to that Asidic Jewish school on 43rd Street across the street, and you asked questions to them. Let's go ahead and let's play a thing. So we're going to show our first option between two songs. Which Alanis Morissette song was banned? Ironic or right through you? Oh my God.

Right through you. Right through you. Right through you. Right through you. Right through you. Right through you. Right through you. Right through you.

Audience sounds like right through you too. We got a couple saying ironic. The correct answer is... It's like Ray! Oh! Give yourselves a round of applause if you guys right. Why? Was there a lyric like it's like a play game?

Through the building. Why? Is there a lyric in there? That's good. It's a play crash and you're afraid to fly or something? And it's a minute to wait. There's that lyric, it was Osama bin Laden. Yeah, it's pretty. So pressing it.

It was great. Let's go ahead and move on to our next artist. Which Frank Sinatra song was banned? New York, New York or come fly with me? You're kidding. Come fly with me? Come fly with me. Karen's saying come fly with me.

I'll say come fly with me? Canoeisa saying come fly with me. I feel like we heard New York to New York a lot. I feel like New York is what they would play in solidarity. Yeah, they're like firefighters and then they play the song and then everyone feels better. Yeah. I thought Giuliani sang that after. Come fly with me.

It's come fly with me. It's got to be. Let's see. Let's see. Right through the very heart of it. Yeah. Right through the very heart of Tower One and Tower 2 in the Pentagon. There's a reason.

Yeah. Okay. Building. Well, we don't know what happened. to building, I don't know if it went through the heart of building seven. No, it was like the side. Yeah. So far, our panel is not doing so hot.

No point. Which is bad, because now we're going to make the game a little harder. You're going to have to guess between three songs. That's so mean. They've had ground zero points, Jay. I like it, Tyler. I like how the audience is getting more reluctantly on board with this game, the longer they realize it's going to go on.

Let's go and roll our next band or artist, which Dave Matthews band song was, band after 9-11. Lie in our graves, say goodbye, or crash into me. The one I know is crash into me. One of them is banned, two or not. Yep, one's banned. We got a couple of guests

who are. I don't know. Would they say the other ones on the radio at all? They're not like the top hit of those albums. We got to, you never know. A lot of Dave Matthews band fans out here. A lot of Dave Matthews. Hey, Dave is great and I'm tired of Dave fans being maligned. Antsgo Marching is one of my favorite fucking songs.

And I won't take the slander. Okay. Panel, which one do we think it is? Crash into me. Crash into me, yeah. The answer is. It's Crash into me. Crash into me.

They finally got one right, audience. Can you imagine if that's where Osama bin Laden got the idea from? He was listening to Crash Into Me. He's like, but where? And then the next song, New York, New York. Let's see our next artist, Tyler. This one is from Billy Joel. Which Billy Joel song was banned?

Only the Good Die Young. We didn't start the fire or Uptown Girl. We got one for We Didn't Start the Fire. I feel like We Didn't Start the Fire must have some lyric that says. Yeah. You got some We Didn't Start the Fire. You got two for we didn't start the fire. He says Al-Qaeda or something or Iraq.

Yeah. I realize how little I know of all of these songs. Yeah, I think We didn't Start the Fire. Make some noise. if you think it's we didn't start the fire makes the noise if you think

it's we didn't start the fire we got two for we didn't start the fire are you going with that one? I'll be a joiner

I guess makes noise if you think it's only the good die young makes the noise if you think it's uptown girl

just one why why would they ban it? It happened downtown anyway so that's a girl they were downtown girls

a lot of downtown girls lost their lives that day I didn't I don't think I don't know if I've ever listened to these songs. Let's see the real option. Imagine hearing this song on September 12th, 2001, everybody.

Not a good time. Not a good time. Well, folks, we're going to move on. We got one last part of this game. They're doing terrible, Jay. You guys are doing so bad. Like, historically bad. No one's ever done this poorly.

What? This is like the 9-11 of, this is like the 9-11 of, the times we've done this game. It's true. This is tragic. We have a few bands, a few artists who had a lot of songs that were removed from Airplay. Rage Against the Machine had all of their songs.

Their entire song catalog was removed from Airplay after 9-11. So we're going to show you a couple bands that had a lot of songs that were removed from airplay. You're going to have to tell us out of the four options we show you which one was OK to play, which one was safe, which one was not banned. Which ACDC song wasn't banned after 9-11?

Was it Highway to Hell? Safe in New York City. Thunderstruck or Shot Down in Flames. Highway to Hell, Thunderstruck? Thunderstruck. Thunderstruck, yeah. We got two for Thunderstruck. Highway to Hell.

Highway to Hell. I'm tired to vote with these guys. Okay, I was going to go with Highway to Hell. You want to go with Highway to Hell still? People love that song, so I think they would keep it. We got two Highway to Hell. We got Karen going Thunderstruck. It was like a national moment where we needed that.

Makes noise if you think it's Highway to Hell. Uh-oh. Oh, no. We've lost the audience on that one. I don't know. Makes the noise if you think it's Thunderstruck. Woo! Those are our guesses so far.

Let's see you the real deal. Thunderstruck! Not safe in New York City. Why would they keep that one on the airwigs? Horrible, horrible guessing from the Harambe Memorial Corner. We got one more. We got one more chance for a comedian to get some points on this game.

Crazy. You're going to guess one more artist that had a lot of songs that were banned after 9-11. This one was a little surprising to us. Which Elton John song was not banned after 9-11? Is it Benny and the Jets?

Is it Daniel? Is it Rocket Man? Or is it watching the planes go by? Daniel. What's Daniel about? They want you to think it's Daniel. Daniels should have trick us. They do say the Jets a lot of times, Jay.

They do say there's a lot of jets. What we got? We got some solid guests. I mean, they are a football team, but are they... The Jets are not a football team. Fuck the Jets. Let's go ahead and see what our panel thinks. Panel, what are you guys going to go with?

Which one's the real deal that was not banned? I'm going to be. Basic as hell. Some people said Daniel, I'm going to go with Daniel. Daniel, we got Karen, what do you think? I ain't going to maybe go Benny and the Jets. Got Benny and the Jets. John Marco. Bubbba, Benny and the Jets. Let's see what the real song is.

Watching the Plains. It's watching the planes. What? Daniel is the song. We should really should have the lyrics pulled up for this. Is Daniel about like a guy dying in a plane crash or something? Yeah, that's exactly what Daniel's about. Oh my God.

traveling alone on a plane to Spain. You remember that? But you see the lights of the plane? Anyway, we don't have, we got a lot of Gen Z people who are going to listen to a lot of Elton John after this. Make some noise for your panel as we've moved on. Who That's What Icom Music Goes Band After 9-11?

Tyler, how is everybody doing on the scores? Again, that was terrible. Everyone did terrible on that game. Kinesia, your third place with 1,200 points. And Karen and Gianmarco, you're tied with 1,400 points. It's still anybody's game. It's still anybody's game. Don't you worry guys. We got our final round where they can earn some points. This is called the discomfort zone. Look at this. We got a brand new piece of artwork from our producer, Melanie Meisner.

Look at this. Wow. Hey, let's play a game. Let's play a game. I want you guys to go crazy and clap if you don't love Melanie Meisner. And I don't know her personally. Okay, now I want you go a crazy laugh if you do love Melanie Meisner. A lot of fans in the audience, Jay. Thank you for buying tickets.

buying tickets. Thank you for buying tickets and not laughing at all the 9-11 jokes for the first... We love you. New Jersey Jews. All right. Let's do it. I've seen that documentary by you guys, The Sopranos. It's really cool. We're going to start things off. Knieis, come on over to the hot sea. We're going to get you

discomfort zone first. What we have done is we've gone, done some deep dive research on all of our contestants tonight. We found some stuff, some things they've already talked about, some things they haven't talked about yet. We have some questions. A done uncomfortable. question for all of them to answer in the funniest way possible. Kniece. Okay.

We're starting out with you. You referenced it earlier. You had a high-profile job that you were let go from. It actually, it was the W. Keneas used to work for the W.E. Professional wrestling. This was what, like six days after you got hired? Okay, so I got hired a month before I started.

I recorded a podcast talking about it two weeks after I was hired, but still two weeks before I started working there. And people got really bad. They did. It is the worst thing anyone who's ever worked for the WWE has ever done in the history of wrestling. Yeah. One of the things, Kenny said on the podcast that got people up in arms was that the WWE did not require her to know anything about wrestling before you were hired, which is true. That's true.

They had a LinkedIn job post that anyone could apply for. So, you didn't, it said you don't have to know anything about the WWE. It's their loss. That seems like an iron problem to me, but... They pissed... They pissed off a lot of people, including this clip we found from John Sina, Sr. Who is... Oh, he said something about me?

He's making these decisions. Needs to look in the mirror and say, why. First of all, why would you hire something? That's John Sina's dad. That's John Cena. One. Nothing against stand-al comic. You think he mentioned to John Tina that I exist?

And there are a lot of Cinnett's that would kill for the Johnson's yet. But bring around... in, put her in a room and say, write, but you don't have to know what you're writing about. Wait a minute. That's like, you're going to play brain surgeon and prescribe surgery. But you don't know

where you're going to cut it at what you're doing. What an analogy. Writing for wrestling is like brain surgery. You heard of here from John Tina's dad. Everyone has CTE. Yeah, everybody got CTE. They should not be talking about brains at all adjacent to the WW.

Wow. Okay. And of course, we did find out you got fired right after this. Shortly afterwards. You released. But, you know, of course, comics, we're all liars. We've, I'm sure,

scrapped our way through many jobs that we were not qualified for. Well, but are curious, we're curious. Our question for you is Kniece. What is another job that you know nothing about that you feel totally qualified to do? Oh my gosh.

Okay, so another job, I mean, as someone who has a reputation of this, I think I would be a fantastic therapist. I know it in my heart. Don't laugh, Jeff Marco. I be really good at listening to people's problems and then, like, discussing them and, like, tell, like, you don't tell people what to do if you're their therapist, but you could be, like, have you considered looking in the mirror? You're making some really bad choices. Like, I just, I think I could do that really well and help people. So, I, like, sure, I haven't passed.

Like, I don't have a PhD, and I could get a, what is it, like, an MA in social work, and you still get to do it technically, like, licensed in the state of New York. So I think I could do it. Kniece Mowgli, everybody. Kniece Mowgli. She could be your therapist. Come on back. I would be a great therapist.

You'd be so lucky if I assessed your problems. Karen, let's get you in the discomfort zone. Karen Fian, everybody. Makes noise for Karen. All right, Karen. This is actually, this is one of my favorite things that we found in the course. of doing the show over the past two years. You were on a reality show.

Yes. Yeah, we got one fan of TLC reality shows over in the corner. Karen was on a lot. Now, if you know TLC shows, there's a lot of really crazy ones. Little People, Big Worlds. Yeah, here comes Honey Boo-Boo. Seven Little Johnsons. That was a show?

Seven. That's a show. It's about seven little people. Oh, okay. Yeah. A family of little people. Chops. My 600-pound life, a famous TLCU.

There we go. We got a couple 600-pounders in the room. Big, massive fan, gigantic 600-pound level fan. Karen was on a show called My Big Fat Fabulous Life. We got any fans of my big, fat, fabulous life in the building? We got two fans. This was a show, my big, fat, fabulous life. Karen was hired to be a villain on this show.

Oh my God. What? What kind of villain? Yeah, what to do? Oh, no. Are you mean to this woman? That's not a woman. Um, now let me just say...

Where the hell's Harambe corner when I need it? He's actually a huge Whitney Way Thor fan. He is off tweeting at her right now. Now, just so you guys know, we have some clips from the show, but so you know, Whitney is no saint. Whitney is actually one of the most controversial figures in reality television. A lot of people hate watch the movie. show because she is somebody who's really, uh, you'll see. We're gonna show you our first clip here is Karen at a radio station promoting a comedy show

and she adds a little bit of a confrontation with the star Whitney. Let's roll that clip. Where does your sense of personal accountability? You know that your struggle is more difficult. Shouldn't that make you work that much harder? But isn't it more inspirational to watch somebody be up against the odds and their odds are stacked against them? Yeah, the odds are stacked against you. I'm sorry, but that's life.

Put your head down to work. This is mind blowing to me. And I have a family, a few family members that have struggled with their weight, their whole lives. Do you feel sad for your friends who are a little overweight? Like, do you feel sad for Whitney? I feel affected by them. I feel affected by their moods. I feel affected by their-

What? What? So fat people don't treat you well? Yeah, they're moody and they're cranky. They're me. Is this... Look at a reality show villain face right there. Amazing.

Amazing. Amazing. Now, Kinesse, in wrestling terminology, this is called a heel. Thank you. Yes. I've never heard that before. So later on in the show, Karen does a comedy show in North Carolina where this show's filmed. And she actually gets confronted by Whitney outside.

We got that clip here right now, too. I realized that I had to uncouple happiness and thinness. because I was wasting my life. I will not wait to live my life, and I will assert that I am a worthy human being, and that I deserve basic respect. That is what fat people want. Somebody who says that they're happier than they've ever been,

you sure cry a lot. Oh, this is, by the way, fantastic work from Karen. Now, I just want to confirm something before we go further. Are you still under contract with the show, like you still under any kind of NDA? No. Okay, great. So you were hired to be an antagonist on the show.

Challenge her philosophy. I mean, she looks challenged right there. This philosophy is challenged. Let's go ahead and we got some stuff. A lot of people online didn't like it, but some people were huge fans of what you said, especially on the My Big Fat, Fabulous, Rife subreddit. But some people were not as big of a fan.

You know, we had some people who still said stuff like, she says, give her a donut and make her happy. How about we have Karen a beer and make her less of us? See you next Tuesday. We also got this guy who said, oh, that's upsetting to know that she's like that and posting thirst traps is crazy. I feel like she smells like B.O.

Laughing emoji, laughing emoji. Jay, Jay, I know we got Karen right here, but I have to say that I'm Team Whitney. You know, she clearly has a big heart, and by that I mean an enlarged heart. Jay. Tyler, take away a couple points. from yourself for that one.

No, I'm not going to do that, Jay. Now, Karen, we know that as comics, we tend to not read the comments. But we've read some more of these comments that people have said about you, and we do want to play a little fuck Mary Kill with some commenters from Reddit. You ready for that?

I was flown out for the reunion and asked to not go so hard on her. She walked off. Perfect time for that sound effect, too. Okay. Fuck Mary Kill from these three commenters. Felix the Wago3, this comedian was very unpleasant. Veronica J81, Karen is a sewer rat.

And finally, Aaliyah Songs, I think she is a bitch, but she did make good points. How would you fuck marry and kill these commenters? I think I'd hate fuck the person who said I was a sewer rat. I would marry the person who said I think she's a bitch, but she did she make some good points. And I'd kill the comedian and was very, very bad. unpleasant. What a basic comment. There you go. Karen Feehan, fuck A, and killing the commenters. All right. We're good. Let's go and move on, Jean Marco. Come on over to the discomfort

zone. Take your mic. Take your mic. Don't forget your mic. Don't forget your mic. Make the rest for John Marco, everybody. Yeah. How about it for the research they do for this show? This is incredible. I mean, it really is amazing. Very impressive. We've been waiting to do this one for you for months. We found a blog. Oh, no. Do you remember you have a blog?

Oh my God, is this from Europe? I don't know if it's from Europe. It's from some time in your life. Let's see the, let's see that blog, Tyler. I'm so excited. Oh, my God. This is humiliating. This is humiliating. I have no idea what's in this shit. Well, it's on your Twitter. We got, we, we found it from your Twitter. Oh, bro.

Can you go ahead and make the same face you made on this blog? Let's clap for him. He's gonna make the same face. You wanna see it. Everyone wants to see it. Oh, dude. We found a WordPress, sex, drugs, and anxiety. The fantasies, frustrations, and this process.

This is pre-stand-up comedy. This is like stand-up. What am I? What are these thoughts? What do they amount to? Oh, fuck, dude. We found some choice posts in here. Some choice posts. You're talking a lot about sex. Do you're talking a lot about sex?

Remember your first sexual experience? I remember it like it was 12 years ago. Do you want to read this, do you want to read some of these? It's in your voice, yeah. Do you want to read your blog posts? Let's start right there. I remember, do you remember first sexual experience? I remember like it was 12 years ago.

It was about 12 years ago. And I was in my mom's office for Take Your Child to Work Day. Now my mother doesn't really love me, so I cried a little. I snuggled with my Beanie Baby Spot and masturbated twice. There's a great joke in between these two sessions here. Let's see some other posts we got here, Tyler. Another first. My first erection.

What was it? I don't remember typing that. Let's see another one, Tyler. It all started in middle school. Like I went in middle school, except for Asian boys, I was overweight. A little bit of positive racism, I guess. I had one Chinese friend who was really fit, and I took that and I extrapolated it to the whole world.

But it wasn't just the fact that I was slightly overweight, it was that I had what is medically classified as boobs, which is a term invented by Native Americans, meaning man with chest of lady. This was a long time ago. It's brutal. I told you, we've been waiting for months to spring this one out.

Tyler, send me this link. Yes. Now, we've got some, uh, a lot of posts here that we're talking about. You talked about a lot of sexual experiences, but we do have one question, which is, what sexual experience was too embarrassing to blog about? Oh, God. I guess it's embarrassing. I remember, you know, like many, like a lot of us, in the beginning, it was fast.

It was short. And I remember one time I was having sex to someone. I think I was like 18. And she was also 18. And I remember we were having sex. And Will and Grace was playing. And I remember when I came, the credits were rolling. And I was like, fuck, yes, dude.

22 minutes of sex, I did it. And I was so thrilled. And that's embarrassing how proud I was of myself in that moment. Thanks for noise for John Marco, everybody. 22. 22 minutes. Wow. All right, folks.

That is the discomfort zone. We are coming up on the end of the game. Wow. That was fucking brutal, dude. I did not. Wow. I haven't felt embarrassed like that in a long time. And that's why we love it.

Wasn't that wrong, everybody? Wasn't that wrong? Make some noise for how great everybody was on this. We put these comics through the ringer tonight. Let's go ahead before, because we know, I know Karen's got to get out of it to make it to her sound on time. So let's go ahead and tell us how the scores did for the contestants. And then we'll give out some audience prizes to close the show at.

That sound good? Okay, we're going to give the contestants prizes. Contestant prizes first. Tyler, tell us the scores. Let's go ahead and hear how every show. Everybody did. All right, Jay. It was a great round.

It was a great time. Tied for third place. Third and second place. Karen. Keneas. We'll just say you're first. But you got this prize. There it is.

This one. You can use a balance. Again, this is everything that I collected at a Hasidic Jewish neighborhood. You're 1800 points. That's Kinesse. It's a great book about balancing. Yeah, all right. There we are.

Oh, second place. Excuse me. Caniz, second place, you got this great book. It's called The Carter's Help Out. The Carter's Help Out. Jimmy Carter, they're building books. They're doing all kinds of stuff. And our grand prize.

Crazy about Canada. It's a book of Canadian Facts. Oh, yeah. How the place was named. Did you know? They walked into a village and said, what is this called? And they said, Kanata, which means village in whatever Native American tongue. And they were like, Canada, got it.

That's why it's called that. Now you know. And for participating tonight, all of our comedians do get a get-out-of-cancelation free card. In case it ever comes to shove. Yes, we love this. We want to be safe. Whenever, if somebody buys the footage from this show and it leaks, you're going to be fine. Don't you worry, everybody.

Well, we've got some audience members who are going to get some prizes before we close things out. These are contestants who have told us from the audience about how bad their week was. Uh-huh. Who had a fucked up week? Yeah, we got a couple people with some... Make some noise with the people who had fucked up weeks in the crowd tonight. Brave enough to tell us.

And our comedians, if you guys have any advice for these folks as we're giving them their prizes, feel free to chime in. Sure. Let's go ahead and start off in third place. Grant Cohen. Grant, where are you at, Grant? Grant right there.

All right, Grant, annoying ginger sister-in-law. Tyler, tell him what he won. You're going to love this. It's a book about Ellis Island, where the first person was an Irish girl who was 15. It says we're on the cover. Okay. I didn't know that, but you know it works out.

The ginger right there in the middle. Hey, there's the ginger. There she is. Get her. Get her. We got her. Annoying Ginger, you get the rest of the NFT celtors. Oh, damn.

You cannot drink those on the premises. Do not drink them on the premises? You're going to want to save those. This is going to work a lot of money later, okay? Second place. Tom Pacman. Tom, where are you at, Tom? Tom, right over there.

Tom, not sleeping well, my dudes. Well, prepare to sleep better with this book about diamonds. It's about diamonds. Did you know they're the hardest material on Earth, and more facts are inside. Go ahead. Our final prize, our number one most fucked up week. This is my favorite prize.

From Shelby. Shelby. Shelby, I ran out of Xanax. Shelby, we're so sorry. Oh, Shelby, you got to show the book. It's the Hanukkah guest, the Hanukkah guest. And show the artwork, Jay. This is where a bear, a boo-boo, I believe what they're called.

A booboo? Comes to Hanukkah, and she thinks it's the rabbi. Here she is trying to pull off the rabbi's jacket. It's a bear's coat. Can you believe it? That's to you. The Hanukah guest. Congratulations.

There you go. That was an acidic child's book, and now it's yours. Did you say acidic or husidic? I say husidic, right? I don't know. Are you guys hearing assidic or husidic? That would be like... Hach sydick.

He's saying it, right. There we go. I'm from Montana. I had no idea that, like, Seinfeld was Jewish, so give me a break, okay? Let's go ahead and close things out, folks. We got our palate cleanse around, because you guys have heard a lot of fucked up stuff tonight.

You guys sat through about 20 minutes worth of 9-11 material that you did not want to sit through. You heard some dark jokes. You heard some uncomfortable jokes. But we're getting to a place where we want to. want to get things nice. We want to get out of here on a nice note. We want you to come back.

We want you to tell your friends. Want you to follow us. Do all that good stuff. So our comedians are going to tell us a clean, wholesome joke to get us out of here on a nice note. You guys ready to cleanse your palettes? Let's go ahead and start things off. Keneas Mowgli, cleanse our palettes, please.

OK, so I have an identical twin sister. She was just named 40 under 40 in the state of Maryland. She has a house, a car, a husband, a child, a child, think in that order. And I do this professionally. And I am single. And sometimes it's just nice to know that it's not my looks. Kinney Smobli, everybody.

And our winner tonight with a clean, wholesome joke, it's Jean-Marcos O'Reci, everybody. My family related to, my grandfather turned 97 years old last year. Thank you. And I called him, of course, to wish him happy birthday. And he ended up talking to me for, I mean, it must have been over an hour. He talked to me about being born in the later part of the Great Depression in America, what that was like. And then he talked to me about serving in World War II.

And he talked to me about later, like, becoming a pacifist and protesting the Vietnam War. And at the end of this, he said, if I have any wisdom to share from all my years on this earth, it's this. don't waste your youth so I never called him again Joe Marco Seresi everybody folks that has been wrong thank you so much for coming out

this has been a great show thank you copy makes noise for copy ad yes I've been Jay Light that's been Tyler Mezenrich if you like the show thank you so much for coming we will get in touch next time we're coming please follow us at Wrong Game Show

we will be back in New York sooner than you think one more time Joe Marcus Seresi, Keneas Mobley, the absent Karen Fee, and thank you guys, and caveat, thank you Dennis, thank you Mari, thank you, Freddie, thank you, Octavia. Thank you, Octavia. We got Juliet, thank you, Melanie, thank you, David, that's it, let's get out of you.

Come on, everybody have a great night. Stay wrong, keep wrong and carry on.