WRONG! A Fucked Up Game Show - WET ASS TAINT (ft. Ahmed Bharoocha, Courtney Pauroso, Drew Lynch)

Episode Date: January 11, 2026

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What's up everybody? Welcome to another episode of Wrong, a fucked up game show podcast edition. I'm your host Jay Light, and today we have got our final episode from the Comedy Store in 2025. This show features Ahmed Barucha, Courtney Poroso, and Drew Lynch. And it is an absolute doozy. We'll be back next week with another episode, so make sure you stay tuned. Tell your friends to subscribe. Go check out our YouTube channel where we're putting out as many full. uncensored episodes as we can. And without further ado, let's get wrong. World famous comedy story, it's wrong. I've fucked up games. This is Jay-Law! Oh boy, oh boy. Guys, welcome.

Who's never been to wrong for? Makes noise you've you've never been to wrong before. Perfect. I would say that Effie Meadows really set the tone tonight with what you can expect to happen here at wrong who would have thought that Charlie Kirk jokes would do better than bestiality jokes? Certainly not me.

What? People in West Hollywood have dogs? They have dogs and hate Charlie Kirk? Shocker, what a surprise. Guys, that's my scorekeeper and announcer Tyler Messeridge. Makes a noise for Tyler. Howdy. Also that prize is day. Yes. Tyler is also our prize master.

We've been doing a lot of stuff together this year. This is our last show in Los Angeles for the year. last home show. You guys are here for a real treat. It's been a great year. We've done 21 shows. We've been in nine different cities. And I think the best moment of all, we did do a show the same day that Charlie Kirk

was assassinated. So you can't really beat that. Here I was thinking nobody was going to have good angles on Charlie Kirk. Personally, I think the best angle on Charlie Kirk was from the sniper, but, you know, you can't beat that. 200 yards. Guys, this is a game show And who likes game shows in here?

Makes much you like game shows. Now, you know what happens on game shows? People usually get things right. We celebrate when people get things right. But not here. We like it when people do things... Wrong. No, no, you did everything right.

You guys did everything exactly right. It's on everybody else now to follow your lead. All right? We like it when people do things... Wrong. That is a great fucking audience. You guys got to make some noise for yourselves. We are giving out prizes tonight.

We are giving out prizes to some of the finest comics we've got in the world who are going to be doing things that are fucked up for you guys tonight. They're going to tell you some dark jokes. We're going to put them in some uncomfortable situations where they're going to have to wriggle their way out of it by being as funny as possible. We looked up... Did you know you can find people to deleted tweets?

We found them. Yeah, we did. And we are going to put them to task. We are committing psychological warfare for your entertainment tonight, folks. You guys have heard of Jeopardy. This is Career Jeopardy because this is wrong.

That's fucking right, guys. Nice. Now we're going to give out some prizes to not just our comics, but to you guys, our wonderful audience. You guys have been great audience members so far and I'm sure you'll be continuing to be great audience members over the course of the show. Tell us where our prizes came from tonight, Tyler.

The prizes came from Maxwell Farms. Maxwell Farms, great weed company. They have pre-rolls and edibles for y'all. You guys like drugs? We also have prizes from a couple that broke up street over for me. It's a bunch of DVDs.

So you got that. We asked you guys to fill out these little cards of the front of your tables. Thank you to those who did. We have two worst week prizes so far to give out. People who had some fucked up weeks.

First up is Leslie. Leslie, where are you at, Leslie? Leslie right here. Oh, boy, Leslie's smiling because she didn't think she was going to have to talk about this. And don't worry, you're not going to have to. Leslie's week was fucked up

because she spent two hours hearing about someone's dead. toddler. That is fucked up for Leslie. That's fucked up. You definitely need some drugs to take the edge off of that. Tyler, let's get her some drugs. Oh yeah, of course. You can have a pre-roll and also this introduction to options. Introduction to options from rich dad education. Learn about stocks. Make some money. That's for you.

We also have one more person who had a really fucked up week and that is Hunter in the back Hunter. I see you. You've been to this show before. Hunter and five words are less this week was fucked up. with married woman. Whoa. Let's make some noise for Hunter. Hunter's getting some stuff. What's happening?

Did you guys give out too many prizes? I don't know. I gave you too. Did you give her too? All right, a prize has gone missing, folks. Oh, wait, you got... Okay, okay. Oh, you gave it two more. You got the edible, and you got a Morse Code,

which is a DVD about manifesting. So that's for you. That's great. It's the Moses Code. The movie. Spiritual leaders over the world got together to learn about manifesting. Moses Code. All right.

Well, let's go ahead and I'm going to throw this back to Hunter. And by the way, let's get taken care of your server Jacqueline, by the way. She's going to be taking care of you guys. So be good audience members. Tip her and you can win some prizes from us. Let's move on to our contestants. You guys are on fucking queue. I have three wonderful contestants who will be moving on

and four competing for you in our next round to see who is the most fucked up. It's called. That's got fucked up! We have four contestants competing for this round. Only three are going to move on to the next phase of the game. Ooh. Anything we fucking want with is obvious, I think.

Let's go ahead and start your first contestant, because they will be doing dark material. They might be doing dirty material, but they will definitely be doing material. That is... Wrong. Okay. Nice.

Good. You guys are on point. Let's keep it going. Your first contestant. According to his bio, he is a Los Angeles stand-up comedian, slash bad boy. Please make some noise for Alex. Hannah, everybody.

Clearly the baddest boy in the building. I don't know how you couldn't believe that after seeing me. Really bad boy. Okay, for the next hour and a half, I'm going to talk about this Israel-Palestine situation. I'm taking over the show. Lock the doors. Nobody escapes. Lock it. Log it. Thank you.

Okay, wow. If you guys are raw, you don't want to be right in this. Okay. I brought my tea from home, and all of a sudden I'm getting this. Anyway, this is a joke. I have a sex playlist. It's nothing fancy.

Just a simple playlist to have sex to. It's just a song, X going to give it to, over and over, and over and over and over, lasts about 15 minutes. Pretty fun. Try it out. For me personally, last 15 minutes. For me personally, last 15 minutes. Okay. I'm going to do the pedophile material then.

I had a vacation to France. I said, what a lovely, lovely country. Unfortunately, it's ruined by the people of France. Because in my mind, they're all pedophiles. I can't have a pedophile enjoying cheese. I can't. A pedophile at the beach having a good time? Fucking bang.

I've come from America, baby. I'm locked and loaded. You know how in Stephen King's it? There's like, in the book, It's a bunch of kids they fuck, and that's how they kill. killer clown goes away. But in the movie, it, a bunch of kids make out and the killer clown goes away. What a fucking letdown for every pedophile that watched that movie. They're going to the movie theater. They spend 25 bucks plus concessions, and they go to see their

favorite movie of all time, and all of a sudden a bunch of 12-year-olds make out on screen, and he's in the back just being like, they ruined my favorite fucking movie. The book was way better than the movie. He's at the manager's office, just, being like, hello, I am a simple pedophile, and I need my money back because this was not the movie that was promised to me. I'm getting pretty cool. How do we feel about Santa Monica, California in this crap? It's wrong. That's a wrong answer. Great job for being on the point with the show. Santa Monica, California sucks shit out of my asshole and is a bad place. I really don't like it over there. It's really bad. Santa Monica is the only place where I've seen a man wielding a katana on the beach.

very beautiful, but did not like it. Very scary for me, a man who doesn't like a katana. But I say that because I have a sister, and she lives and works in Santa Monica. She works at this very fancy preschool that only caters to millionaire and billionaires'

babies. And I'm going to ask you as a crowd, have you ever seen a baby wearing too much jewelry? Because I have. I looked down, I said, that's one gaudy baby, and I kind of put them out of the way. And I felt bad for a second, because I pushed a baby, but then I realized financially I am much weaker than this baby, but physically

much stronger. Get the fuck out of my face. I do not trust you. You have a trust fund, motherfucker. And that's what I said to a baby. And I'm not just there because I'm easily casual pedophile. I'm there because my niece goes to the school. Okay, wow. You guys are moral, and I don't like that. I really fucking hate that. But I'm at the school. My sister is going to be a phone call. Hey, can you pick up my niece and take her ice cream I go sure I will not fuck her and all right and I have to jump in the classroom because they're at the end of the classroom day and I jump into the classroom and they're teaching the kid this game called riddles where they ask a kid a question they see what type of response

they get in return and the riddle the day that I visited was what do you find in your kitchen and also your living room and this little kid chipped in he's like I know chandeliers and I was just like fuck yeah baby You're going to rule the world. Also, I'll be in your bedroom later. And that's a pedophile bit to end that pedophile bit. You guys are... I don't understand who you are coming into this show,

being like, I don't know about pedophilia. I'm at a show called Wrong. I don't know. I don't know. I'm dating. LA's premier bad boy dating. And... But I'm doing that. I had a girlfriend for a little while,

and how we met. How did you guys meet? Really? A couple freaks like you. I'm just kidding. All right. Crowdwork over. Matt Rife is out of here. I refuse to be Matt Rife and his Christmas special. I will be. I say notify me. It's already out. I met my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend, because she poked me in the chest at a bar that we were at. And she went, I only know two things about you. I know you're very nice and I know you fuck. And I was like, okay. My publicist is doing great.

great work out there and I'm glad the message is being spread. I have a bunch of billboards all over Los Angeles being like Alex Hannah, he's nice, he's a bad boy, he fucks and they even do it great. But we broke up, oh, what a sad thing that I'm not over. But for this moment I'm over it. But when I was breaking up with her, I did this thing word in order to gain empathy and knowledge of what she was going through, I listened to a bunch of teenage girl pop music. your Taylor Swift's, your Olivia Rodriguez.

And let me tell you, these women are emotional terrorists. I really do not like them. I'll tell you why. Yeah, they deserve to do 9-11. They deserve to get blamed for 9-11. It's every day I'm just in my head. I'm ruminating about a relationship. Guys fucking me over, Jake Gyllenhaal, stealing my jacket,

or whatever the fuck Taylor Swift is talking about. I'm still unclear. And then I'm at therapy and I'm like, these young ladies are kicking my ass. But I come from a tradition of not listening to women because I'm a guy. Okay, it didn't work, but all right, really swanked for the fences on that.

Now, I went out for like five years in the middle there, I didn't listen to any women singers. And that was a mistake. I was just listening to Joe Rogan. And that's a mistake. You shouldn't be doing that if you're a guy, you know? That's a huge mistake. Big fan of Joe called me a fag once while I was reading a book.

But... Big fan of him for a while, but now I don't listen to I listen to women more and it's beautiful and it's lovely. But I know a bunch of guys in my life who are like addicted to male motivational speeches.

How you guys listen to these male motivational speeches, they'll be at their job and they'll just be listening to male motivational speeches over and over again while doing Excel documents. And what a fucking waste of time that is. Like I was at an office job one time and this guy took off his headphones

to go to the bathroom. And what he didn't realize is that his headphones disconnected from his computer. So, Milo, if you would cue up what played from his computer. The reason why you don't see it, the reason why it has not manifested. The reason why you are so frustrated is because you have not been willing to forsake all. Yeah, you've been called to forsake all. Yeah, you've got to forsake all. It's a follow-through behind closed doors.

Sure, you can talk about it. Sure, you can plan it. Sure, you can write it down. Sure you can go to the conference and hear about it. You can read about it. But at some juncture, you have to disappear and put the work in and come back and shock everybody that doubt in you. And everybody heard that and was like,

this guy's going to fucking shoot up the place. So that's why I don't listen to Joe Rocket. But I'm dating now. It's very fun. I like dating. It's great. I like it to meet some hot mamas. But I had to make a couple rules for dating Los Angeles.

For example, rule number one, women who wear crystals get out of my life. I've realized that woman who wears a crystal around her neck, she's trying to transform her life around the crystal, make it more magical, more virtuous, more embracing, purely through crystal technology. And there's only one thing that concerns form your life that robustly, and that is Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior. I'm just kidding.

The devil's blood runs through me, and he speaks to me. every day and he gives me a little kiss on the forehead before I go to sleep. I'll praise the devil. Let him in. Okay, more of a Christian crowd than I would have realized at wrong. Fuck. Rule number two, women who wear tiny-ass backpacks, get the fuck out of my life. I've noticed this about a woman who wears a tiny-ass backpack. They are not planning for the future at all.

They're barely planning for the moment they're in. I went on this Tinder date with this girl named Kelsey, K. Will. three on Instagram if you want to look her up and verify that she's real. I'm just kidding. That's not a person. That's a young man. But she goes, I would love to go on a hike with you. It's like in the hills of Los Angeles. It's a beautiful hike. I'd like to take you. And I go, great. I'll meet you at 3 o'clock on a Saturday. And she comes to the hike. She showed her the hike, tiniest backpack I've ever seen, full of receipts. Unfortunately, none of the receipts were four waters.

She did not bring any water on a two-hour hike. I said, I don't know bright breath. I said, this is not my wife. And she said, what? And then we dated for a year and a half. Okay, thank you so much. I've been Alex Hanna. My favorite part of Alex's set

was watching people in the audience look at Sea Turtle videos on their phones during it. You know who you are. And you are confused, I think. Let's get to know our next contestant, shall we? My favorite, my favorite part about our next contestant is that he learned how to deal with hecklers by working customer service at Sprinkles Cupcakes.

I looked him up. It's Ahmed Perucha, everybody. Thank you. I feel violated. I didn't know anyone knew about that. I hate when people take too much pride in the fact that they never found Bill Cosby funny. Like, I never thought he was funny. I never thought he was funny. never thought he was funny. He's like, yeah, it's not because you thought he was raping people. It's because you like punchlines, okay? Like, of course he was funny. How do you think he got away with raping all those people?

You think Mr. Belvedere could have raped all those people? I'm normally a clean comedian, and I only found out that I'm doing dark jokes, so I need to cheat and look at my phone. If you were a 15-year-old girl, what would your worst nightmare be? Everyone reading your diary or the Nazis discovering you and your family in the attic? You read her fucking diary? Why the fuck did we do that? Hey, everybody read her fucking diary. Read it in school. Read it in all. Everyone. Recommend it.

Print a lot of copies of it. I was in a restaurant, and on the menu, they had rare steak, but they made a typo, and they wrote rape steak. But they just drew a line through it, and then wrote rare underneath. It's like, if you have rap steak on your menu,

I don't care how much it costs to reprint your menus. You got to reprint your menu. Then I was like, what is rap steak? Like, is it a steak you didn't order? Is it a steak that was raped in the bank? Is it a short skirt steak? I don't. Old and bad at night I never told that.

I was on the old internet, stumbled upon some of that pornography, everyone's been talking about on accident. And I found this porn starts out old guy in bed. He's old enough if he was going to be involved in the porn. they'd have to warn you in the title, but they didn't, so I kept watching. And he's just holding a bed.

He's like, I'm holding him in a bed. Then his maid walks in dressed very inappropriately. Like, should have been sent home from work. Not proper work attire, missing some parts. Then she says the one line of dialogue that all porn's have to set up a plot, but it just makes it more obvious how little about life the writer knows.

The maid walked in, and she's like, Like, your pills are almost ready. I'm like, where they need the oven? What's going on those pills? Mades don't make pills. Just give them the pills. You're not a scientist, okay? Then the butler walks in, not your typical butler,

spiky hair and muscles. So you know someone's going down? It does. Maid and Butler, start having sex. If you haven't seen porn, that's normal. That happens a lot. But in this porn, the whole time in the background, is still the old guy in the best.

just going, like, who the fuck is this for? Whose fantasy is that? Who gets off to the neglect of the elderly? Like, are there people just jerking off to Life Alert commercials? It's like, help, I've fallen and I can't get up. I can. Stay down, grandpa. I'm half Muslim, my wife's half Jewish,

so I'm allowed to tell these next jokes. I'm just kidding. I don't have any jokes on Palestine. My wife took them all. Said it was her birthright or something. I have Jewish family members. I have Palestinian family members. So when I first was learning about the topic,

I didn't know what to believe. Like, I heard that they teach Palestinians to hate Israel, and I was like, that can't be true. But then I looked into it, and there is a class in Palestine that could cause some animosity towards the state of Israel, and it's called history.

Yeah, there's, You're teaching him history over there. Don't do that. That's gonna piss some people off. Yeah, apparently when you find out someone who ethnically cleansed your grandma, you get all mad about it. Hey guys, been great.

Thank you very much. For your next contestants, this gentleman lost two dogs on America's Got Talent. I repeat, he lost two dogs on America's Got Talent. Makes noise for Drew Lynch, everybody. Well, that's just not true. It was puppets, Jay, and you know it. Losing the dogs would have been respectable, man.

I don't know why I did that. I've never done that before. Sorry. Good to be here. I, uh, I, uh, are you, okay, here we go. Um, here it comes. Here it comes. Some wrong jokes from just such a wholesome guy.

I'm going to do my best. He brought me up to a family-friendly credit. Then I'm doing this, stupid show. I have just no dignity, dude. I'm just upstairs right now with like nine people doing this. Here we go. All right, man, lots of pressure up for this first one. Here it comes.

I was touring Australia, and in the middle of the, you know, I was on a tour guide. I was on a tour. And in the middle of the tour of the tour guy, he looks right over at me. And he goes, so there is koala. And not a lot of people know this. But over 90% of him have chlamydia. And as soon as he said that, I pulled out. I don't need that mess, you know, not again, you know what I mean?

I usually wear, when I'm on stage, I don't usually wear this, I usually wear vertical stripes. I'm a short guy, vertical stripes, they help you out, you know. Vertical stripes, when you're my height, they can help fell out like my size, you know. You don't want to do horizontal stripes when you're my size, you know. Horizontal stripes, they make you look fatter. Vertical stripes, they make you look taller. That's why all my condoms are flat.

It's not really wrong as it is accurate. I don't know if accurate's okay. I should have called this show. Should have called this show accurate. I don't know if I'll ever get a prostitute. I don't know. But if I do, I would want a guy with fake tits. You know, that way when I pay with credit card at the end,

I get to say, can I have a receipt for this transaction? More word blank. really. Like, I don't know that that was wrong. It's just confusing. That's what that was. I feel upset. I'm from the Midwest, and, you know,

when you're from the Midwest, you find out stuff about your family, you know, stuff you never knew. Right? Like, I remember the day that I found out my uncle was a child molester. Because I, uh, I turn on the news, and he molested me.

Just something to watch while it was going down. you know, not even cartoons. Come on, man. I grew up that day. So, um, it's important, though. I think it's important to have a safe word. Um, and I don't really remember mine and my uncle's, uh, safe word.

You know? I mean, who can remember their first word? That's what I wanted. I don't want laughs. I want a lot of upset, mad, mad people. That's what I want. Um, I'm very, uh, I'm very pro-choice. So much so.

I'll make her do it. I am more pro-choice than pro-women. I'll tell you that right now. I'm very pro-choice. I support it, and I perform in front of a lot of audiences who don't. They don't like that about me. And I remember one time I did a show, and this lady came up to me, and she said,

just so you know, regarding your commentary on abortion, I happened to have two beautiful children, ages five and seven. and I was like, well, you for sure miss the window. If you do it now, it's almost for sure murder. You know what I mean? I wouldn't do it now. I keep seeing these signs everywhere. Let's say free Palestine. Free Palestine.

And it's like, that's not how you're going to get the Jews to free Palestine. You need signs that say $10 Palestine. That way the Jews will see it. $10, but it should be free. Hey, go with a little anti-Semitism. All right, have a good night, everybody. That was my set. I'm so wrong.

Dr. Lynch, everybody. Very wrong. We booked two clean comedians on the show, and so far the results are fucking outstanding. Let's go ahead and get your final contestant. You guys ready to meet your final contestant? She left behind her nine-month-old baby to be here tonight. What a fucking honor.

Thanks a noise for Courtney Peroso, everybody. Get the bag for some lick in front of a jetto. A jet truck. Make the peevees in my neck. I just might go through a rollie on my neck. Feed the pussy in the studio. They're dead. Hello.

My name is Vanessa 5,000, and I am here to destroy humanity. Just kidding. I'm a sex robot, ha-ha. How is everybody doing tonight? I didn't quite get that. I said, how is everybody doing tonight? Would you like to see a demonstration in my capabilities? First things first a little bit about me.

Aside from the obvious sucking and fucking. I have many amazing qualities that make me an intelligent purchase for the modern man. Number one. I am not made of human flesh, so I do not contain pathogens. No monkey pox for me, ha-ha. Number two. I come complete with three tight, supple and realistic feeling. that are 100% removable and dishwashersay.

Number three, my personality is programmed to be completely nice. So, look, I really do have a nine-month-old baby. I am programmed to have a pleasing personality, so I will not nag you and talk, make you talk about stupid shit like your bitch wife, ha-ha. Just kidding, I do not have anything against your wife. My programming does not include inconvenient human emotions like jealousy, rage, and resentment, so you and your wife can do your thing. But if you ever get tired of talking to that shrill harpy,

I will talk to you about things you actually like to talk about. Hello, sir, what is your name? Brian. What would you like to talk to me about? Please select from the following options. The big sports game, World Up Warcraft, Dungeons and Dragons, or Cryptocurrency. Okay. Brian.

Brian. Please, tell me everything you know about cryptocurrency. No currency. And why did you fucking pick that? Oh, you were thinking I would know it long. I want to know what you think about it, baby. I wish I invested more. Wow, that is so interesting.

You are so smart. I never really thought about it like that. How much time do I have left? What seconds? 90 seconds. Okay. Okay. Brian.

I would like to analyze you and perform for you your deepest dark and deepest darkest wish as long as you promise not to sue me in perpetuity across the universe or the entity that he's been at the 5,000s okay analizing analizing data analizing okay if that's what you want it's time to find out who's moving on to the rest of the game Tyler how is everybody doing on the points all right let's welcome back to the stage our Beruja with 500 points It's true lunch, $100.00.

And the most fucked up said, it's the Femba. Corny Perusa, 600 points. Wow, yes. Take a seat. Grab a microphone. Come on down. Jay, you can get a price. Here, give this to your favorite person in the audience.

You know what? I'm going to give it to the guy. Wait, show them what it is. Oh, wait. Oh, yeah, we should show it what it is. Show them what it is, first, Jay. Yes, you tell them what it is. It's a shirt for making a wish on the Caribbean crew.

Wish is at Sea. I found out in the South, brought it back here to L.A. We got this. You want this? All right, we're going to give this to you. Makes noise for Make a wish. Wishes at C. And our wonderful contestant.

How are you three feeling? Pretty good, yeah. I was kind of nervous when you said to do dirty stuff or dark stuff. I felt good. They were nice. Yeah. Yeah. And Frank joke, you knocked it out of the park.

You can't be that. Drew, Vanessa. Thank you for asking. I'm feeling excellent. What can I help you with today? Are you ready to continue playing the game? Are you ready to be more fucked up? Absolutely.

Whatever you want. And I can give you step-by-step instructions and how to be more fucked up. How about you? I just, I have this exact outfit. It's literally insane. Well, well, well. We're off to a rollicking start.

Let's go ahead and move on to our next game. This is a game called Intuitment. We love this game. This is the game where we go through everybody's old social media, posts, deleted Twitters, Finstagrams, Facebook accounts with multiple names, we found it, you thought it was gone? Guess what? It wasn't. We were going to take some posts that these three contestants have made, and we're going to make them guess which one was the real one from all these years ago. Sorry, I'm clocking,

because there's always one of mine in here, and I'm clocking that it is something that I said in 2010. And I don't like that fact right out the gate. We are going to show one of mine to start. My minions always find some stuff. I'm actually, Tyler, I'm upset. I'm upset that you pass something from 2010. You're flabbergasted. I am flabberg.

My flabbers are gassed. You didn't explain what we're doing. Yeah. We're going to show three options. Two of them are fake. One of them is real. There you go. That's how gasted my flabbers are right now.

Yeah, we're going to see what I said in 2010, I guess. Fuck. Now you're comedians, you get to guess too. Yeah, you guys are going to guess. Audience, if you feel like you know what the real one is, feel free to help the comedians out. And if you guys have any ideas during this as to how to salvage my failing career,

which I feel happening as I sit in the seat, let's keep it going. See that tweet. Jay Light tweet this, November 19th, 2010 at 9 a.m. Zero comment, zero retweet, zero likes. Okay. Okay. Not as bad as I thought it was going to be. Guys, here's an assignment, blank. Hashtag wet.

Wet-ass taint. That hashtag wet-ass taint. That's what I'm thinking about. How can I make my taint more wet? Were you in college here? I was in college. I was in college. I was drinking. This was probably tweeted during class, is my guess. 9 a.m. Shout out, Elon University. No relation to the guy. Let's see what I said. Option one.

Guys, here's an assignment. When you pass the turkey, remind your folks their ancestors pass blankets of smallpox to the natives. Hashtag what? Now, for those of you who said, oh, just no, I'm quoting somebody here, I think. I can only hope.

I hope to God. Option two. Guys, here's an assignment. Watch a lot of porn over Thanksgiving and analyze what the women's bodies look like. Hashtag what? Analyze. Option three.

Guys, here's an assignment. Stick your fingers in the can of pumpkin pie. That's the consistency of human skin after an extreme auto accident. Hashtag what? I don't know which one it is. I think it's pumpkin pie. I think it's pumpkin pie.

Why do you think it's pumpkin pie? It just seems the weirdest. It seems like something that I might have pretended a professor saying. It justifies the what? Yeah. Justifies that... I'm feeling a wet-ass taint after feeling so...

Extreme auto accident. Drew, you got any thoughts? This was at a time when straight white guys could just hand out assignments. Those were the days. The golden years. Are you sure I didn't like this?

I at least liked it. I'm gonna say, I think, the second one about porn. That's what I think. Okay, that's about right. Vanessa, what about you? What do you think? I am scanning for truth, and I believe that the first one is the correct answer.

Because I did my little thing where I can see if it was written by AI or just whatever, and I think that it is. AI just self-realized. That was nuts. We just, we passed the Turing test live on stage tonight. I'm with Vanessa on this one. I do think it's the first one. I feel like that, yeah, if this isn't an academic setting, I can't imagine one of my professors referencing porn. and I was not in pre-med, so I don't think there's a consistency of human skin after an extreme auto accident. Tyler, which one's the real one?

You're right. Oh, God damn it. Well, there's some points for Drew Lynch. Nice work, Drew. Well, we walked some times together. I knew that. Yeah. That's how we started working at flappers together.

That's your complete training. That's right. Flapping at flappers. Well, now that we've seen what I have to offer, let's go ahead and bring up our next contestant. I'm at Barucho. I'm dyslexic. I want to go up there.

Oh shit. Get a little bit more room this way. Oh, God. Okay. Thank you, Drew. This is something you tweeted on March 30th, 2013. It's probably the last time I tweeted. You actually have, I don't think you've deleted a single tweet.

I don't even know you could. We found some really great. That's how we found out you worked in Sprinkles Cupcakes. This one is I just know it's going to be spelled wrong That's all I know March 30th, 2013, 822 a.m. Three retweets, six likes.

Oh, that was a lot. Pretty good numbers. I can see the dyslexia You're using only three-letter words. And then one really long one. Now, We are going to show some options here. If you think you know the real one, don't see until the very end.

I don't recognize this. Drew and Vanessa will get a chance to guess beforehand. And if you think of anything, it might be. Feel free to comment. Option one. If you are fat and have a mohawk, then you look like a stegosaurus. I like that. Is stegastoros spelled right?

Yeah? Yeah, that's not me. That's not you. No way, that's you, dude. No way. Throw it stegosaurus in there. But that's when I was. I would try, I would look it up.

Like, it would be like, you would be still wrong. If you like, I can make an image of a fat Sega store is for the Mohawk for you. Sorry to interrupt. Where does it print out from? I'll stay back for a little bit. Let's see, option two. If you are fat and on an airplane, congrats. You're worse than a terrorist.

Oh, my man. That's not me, and I, how dare you? Post-9-11, that's crazy, man. That's not me. If you are fat and on an airplane, congrats, you're worse than a terrorist. Oh, man. Could be.

Option three. If you are fat and still hungry, that's incredible. That's the enduring human spirit right there. Oh, man. I don't think, I don't think any of these are me. Well, one of them is, we're going to give you a second to think about it. I have guesses from you, too.

Are there, you ready to guess? I believe that you have a beautiful spirit, and I believe that it is the third blunt. Drew, what about you? I think so, too. I think you're just such a wholesome guy. I haven't seen you when you travel, so maybe that's different. Maybe you're just totally, like, fat-shaming on planes.

I'm gonna say number three as well. Stop copying me. Sorry. No, I like three. I don't want to be adverse. Fuck you, pussy. Okay. Audience, do you guys also think it's three?

Do we also think it's three? No. One, two, one, two. Do you think you know what you're doing? I really don't remember this, but the only one that sounds like my brain is the stegosaurus. It's the Stegosaurus

For Ahmed It's spelled right Is it? It is Spel right? Is Mohawk supposed to be capitalized? I don't know why you capitalized Mohawk. The disrespect the stagosaurus,

I didn't even notice that till it now. My guess is just the Native American tribe that you copied and pasted. Well, that's Ahmed Barucho. Let's get Vanessa 5,000 over there. Hey, for knowing that was a tribe, you can have this, Jay. Give them that.

Show them to the show of the audience. Oh yeah, we got this in Pidginforge Tennessee also. That's right. It's info-wors.com. A used one. That's even better. Oh, right. So, Vanessa, you have access to the...

Are you good? Are you good? Would you like a little help? You have access, I'm assuming, to Courtney Peroso's Twitter account. I have no idea who that is. Well, this is, it's confusing, because Courtney does have two Twitter accounts. Both of them have been deleted.

We did find a tweet from one of them. Thanks to the Internet Archive, July 18, 2015. The best one on our show tonight. Zero comment, zero retweets, 12 faves. So, how do you feel seeing this one? Does this relate to you at all? I will have to look up who is Courtney Paroso. Courtney Porosso is an aging writer, actress, director, and comedian, known for her desperation and over-reliance on props and costumes.

Okay. Well, we'll see if your AI analysis can detect the real tweet. I have a few options here for Drew and I'm going to guess first. It's about the president. Option one. My bush is too big for the low-rise jeans I'm wearing right now. The audience, I think, is titillated. To just do right now is RN.

It's crazy. You spelled out everything else, but you're like, there's just no room. That's back when there was a limit. Yeah. Maybe she was trying to look young and cool. No cap.

No cap, RN. No cap. Option two. My bush is something I'd like to grow out for winter, so my clit has somewhere to hibernate. Seems sensible to me. Vanessa, can you grow a bush? Right now?

Best in general is a sex robot. I can try. I can do whatever you want. What do you like personally, Jaylight? My wife is in here, so I'll, uh, whatever she's got rocking. You haven't seen it? It's been a few days. It's been a bit. It's got a five o'clock shadow.

Yeah. It's better than a few days. my facial hair can grow in as. I hope it's a long, long braid. All right, option three. My Bush is a WMD. Your Bush killed millions of civilians in Iraq and Afghanistan.

I told you. What's a WMD? Well, it's a mass destruction. Yeah. Oh, dang. Oh, this is a... And I'll prove it. It's kind of like fentanyl.

In Iraq. That's a... You know what? That's a good analogy. Drew, which one do you think is a real post from Courtney? I think it's number two. I like the hibernation, and I know Courtney, and she's very creative. I like that. Okay.

I think it's that. Drew? Man, I would say that the first, what was the first one? It was the low-rise? The low-rise jeans, RN, trying to look young. Oh, yeah. I kind of, yeah. I think that one's the only one that was like, maybe we,

within the in the Twitter limit so she's like I'm going to do the R-N maybe that's the tell so I'm going to go with that one this guy's counting cards over here audience do we think we have three it's 2015 2015

okay we got some options Vanessa's analyzing what do you think do you have a guess I'm not supposed to death oh I do have it okay yes now you can okay well I'm putting myself in the position of this aging

actress back in 2015. That was about 10 years ago, so she was about murder, very, she was. And I think that's the dumbest one, the first one, and I think this bitch seems pretty fucking stupid, don't you? She is!

It's pretty good. Good job, Vanessa. All right, let's get you back over here. Drew Lynch is going to get into the hot seat. Make sense for Drew, everybody. This one is also a deleted tweet. Oh, man. And shout out to Portuguese Twitter for saving this one.

I'm big over there. What can I say? Love the steakhouse. August 23rd, or sorry, August 26th, 2013, zero comments, zero retweets, zero faves. This is the joke he did earlier? Yeah, I know. I've just never written something. Actually, if you could send those to me, because I'm like running out. Yeah, we'll get you.

Get you all the tags Now, if you think you know the real one I will say, I know Drew did a joke about this before, but this is not the same joke This is a much worse joke. He's got lots of thoughts on the topic. Yeah. So if you think you know it at the very end,

don't say it because Ahmed and Vanessa will get a chance to guess. Option one, I believe women have the right to choose. Just remember, God gets to choose where you go when you die. Spot the lie. Option two. I believe women have the right to choose.

I just don't think they have the ability. These are all so good so far, so maybe it's the third one. Again. Option three, I believe women have the right to choose. Stairs or hangar. We got somebody yelled Jesus from the back of the room. That's what this shows all about. Damn, this is hard.

Yeah, I'm a Vanessa. This is a tough situation. What do you guys think is the room? He said he was clean. comedian. If you do it quick, it'll be clean. Make sure you get some points for them. I think

number two. Number two, okay. Vanessa. I'm going to go with number three. Okay. Stairs or hangar. Audience. Three. Three. One, two. A little bit of everything.

Drew? I thought they were. are all great. I don't care what you said. I might have wrote all three. I'll be honest. No. Geez, I'm so embarrassed. I guess, I guess, I guess, I guess, I guess, I guess, I guess, I guess, I guess, I guess, that's my guess. Let's see that.

It is number two. Who wrote the other two? I actually think my, uh, my bush-heavy wife, the stairs versus hangars, so shout out. A rich forest. Is that Bush Senior, Bush heavy? Tyler, how's everybody doing on the points? This is crazy, Jay, and people don't think I did it on purpose, so I didn't. It's a tied game, 1,200 points across the board.

That's crazy. Look, I scratch it off to all the numbers. I really do it. It's anyone's game going into the final round. This is a game we only get to play once a year, because it was the holiday season, and it's time to play our holiday game. This is a game called The Nottie List. Bring no hell

Okay So Tis the season to be naughty folks You guys know about the naughty list It's a list

full of naughty people People who are not getting gifts from Santa Claus They're getting coal All right We're here to change that Because we are

Wrong You're still with it This is a show Where we have gathered A bunch of celebrities Who are famously naughty And we put them

On our little Wrong Advent calendar On our little wrong calendar on our little wrong advent calendar. Everybody boo Tyler real quick. Oh, I missed the Q.

So, our contestants are going to pick one of these numbers on the Advent calendar, one of the days, and you are going to see a celebrity who's on the naughty list, a famously naughty person. Audience, you guys get to be Santa Claus because they are going to make the case to you why that person should be taken off the naughty list. So you're going to vote to see if they did it.

if they did it and if they're off an audio list. You guys get it? Fucking good. We're going to start off with you. I'm at Barucha. What number would you like to go with? How about 25? Oh, 25, the big man himself.

Big Santa Claus. Let's see what's behind door number 25. That's Christy Noam. Look at that, her little fucking elves right next to her. You are going to have 30 seconds to convince this audience who, I can already tell, does want to keep her on the naughty list.

I know. That she should not be on the naughty list. Time starts now. She's Masked off Empire. Masked off Empire. She's letting people know how we really feel, right? America. Come on.

You can't go back to liberals pretending to be nice. They both do the same thing. She's just mask off. That's what I think. And yeah, she's... Look at those guys. They're nice. And that's time.

audience are we convinced that she should be off the naughty list I'm so sorry I'm you failed it's your first test but we will have a chance to get you back later on we're gonna move on to Drew Lynch Drew Lynch let's go and get a number any of these that you would like to choose let's go with number four number four that's a gift let's unwrap that gift Tyler oh This Charles Manson. Yeah. Yeah.

Charlie to his friends. Yeah, it's like, who is it? Charlie Manson, yeah, famous serial kill, or not serial killer. He did all sorts of crazy shit. But Drew, you get to tell this audience why he deserves to not be on the naughty list, starting now. I think he's a delegator. You know, anybody can just go kill, you know, but to make a case for yourself, he's probably doing two, he probably did two of the people who killed on his behalf of what I'm doing right now.

He is advocating that other people, there's one degree of separation between him, so there's no paper trail. And he got married in jail, like, there's no cost. That's time. He's frugal, and he's a delegator. What more do you want? Not to mention his beautiful music.

That's a great point. You know a lot about him. Yeah, that was weird. The marriage thing was deep cut. Is it free to get married in jail? I mean, my wife and I did it, so I don't, I... Well, Santa, audience,

do we think that Drew get to save Charles Manson off the Noddy list? I heard more yeses than noes. Wow. So I'm gonna say that is a yes. That is good job for Drew Lynch. Makes a noise for Drew, everybody. It was not the cascade of nose, like what...

Oh, my God. I'm glad. I don't think I made a good case. All right. Vanessa. Which door? would you like to choose? Number 11, because I like the little doggy.

Look, look, you cute little dainties, cute little paw, paw boodies. Let her just say it. All right, let's see it. This is Sidney, pre-her new publicist, who showed up just in time, I think. It's pretty easy to get on the naughty list when you sort of tacitly endorsed white supremacy, I think. We got Vanessa here to explain why she should be off the naughty list. Let a rip! I will let her tell you in her own words.

I just like jeans. And it was Jesus Christ who said, yet let he who throw stones live in a glass house or something like that. And I see lots of genes in the audience tonight. And we all have good genes. If you think about it, all of us here.

What makes the gene good? What makes the gene bad? Who are we to say? Who is she to say? Oh, wait, fuck. She's really hot. And that's time. And that's how you stick to land.

that Cindy Sweeney should be off the naughty list. Overwhelming. You should be Cindy Sweeney's publicist. Well, you know what? We've got two winners so far. And we have one loser. That is the word I was about to use. Great minds.

I think we should give you one more chance on your own to defend somebody. I hated the first one. This one I think is actually really fitting to just give you a chance to save yourself, you know? Yeah. Audience. Is there anybody who would like to pick a door? Anybody? Shaking your head in the front row?

Great, perfect. Yes, right here, right here. Okay, which door would you like to pick? 22. 22. Wine, candles. My wife's birthday is on December 22nd. Oh, connections.

Let's see which famously not a person is by wife. is behind that door. Oh. It was the wine. You shouldn't know. It was the wine. Oh, God. All right.

We're going to give you some time to start. Hit her. He was pretty funny. I don't like this game. I want to go back to doing Anne Frank jokes. Yeah, he had some kids, and he, uh... He gave us...

His son died. Come on. His son died. On the street. You know who else's son died? Gods. God's. Yeah, he's just like God.

And that, I think, is time from Ahmed. Drew, Vanessa, do either you have anything to add to Bill's case here? I think Ahmed pretty much. I think he nailed it, dude. What are I going to add to that? You know who else was nailed? Jesus. Vanessa, any thoughts?

Listen, I think it was all just a miscommunication. I mean, I mean, I'm pretty tired all the time. If you're going to put me to sleep and have sex, you know, two for one. You'd rather be asleep for it. That's what I'm saying. If I was around back then, he wouldn't have had to do all that shit. That is a great point. But he still would have.

Are we taking Bill Cosby off the naughty list? Well, I love that we really tried and we still couldn't get it to happen. But you know what? You guys are a discerning crowd. And that is the naughty list. You guys are crushing it. We are at the time when Tyler has to tally up the rest of the scores. But we're almost out of here, folks.

You guys have been a great audience. And we love the show. We love you guys. and we want you to come back when we do the show inevitably in 2026. And it has been a weird fucked up night. So we want to make sure you get out of here with a nice, clean palette. It's time for the palate cleanse around. I've ever injured myself more during the show than this one.

It's those luscious lips of here. Now they're going to be even more luscious. We have asked all of our comics to tell one clean, wholesome joke to get us out of here on a nice note. And so that's how we're going to cleanse your palettes with some clean. Wholesome jokes. You ready for some clean, wholesome comedy? We're starting these up with Ahmed Barucha. Do I stand up? Do I stand up?

Stand on up. They say that a dog is man's best friend, right? But do you think when horses hear that, they're like, that's just good joke writing. That's most of my material. Let's see a clean, wholesome joke from your next contestant. Drew Lynch, everybody. Okay.

My legal name is Andrew. It's so weird that they say legal name. It's like nobody ever calls you by your illegal name, right? I guess mine would be Andres. Christy No. I think my wrong jokes were cleaner than now. Yeah, it might have been. That was not good.

Well, I'm intrigued to see what Vanessa 5,000 has for a clean, know-sum joke. This one gets a bit more. It's a much for Vanessa 5,000. This one gets a bit. What do you call the male offspring of a human companion robot who has acquired gestational capabilities? What? A bouncing baby boig.

A sceboig. And what does a sceboig drink? Nice, clean, wholesome. It's a temporary trick and didn't really work. What I said was, and what's cleaner and wholesome than that's a very wholesome than a very coolsome? on Mama's milk. That's a 5,000. You know what? I can't argue with that.

Yes, Jay. Do you have to do some last minute calculating over there? I'm doing it. I'm ready. Prizes, you get to choose. Four audience prizes. You're going to get some edibles and some DVDs from my neighbors that broke up. Success. You got It's a Wonderful Life. You're going to love that. That's a spirit.

It's a time. For 20 episodes. Wow. For a comedian. All right. In third place. We all know it's the third place. I'm in Perwitch, everybody. Roachette. By Bill Caw, by Bill Cosby, tricks of an eggnog. Have a good time.

Oh, in second place, with 50 hours, it's your Lynch, Trill Lynch. By Bill to wrestle, my brother, who I slept with. That's for you. Started when I was a child. That's for you. I don't know what started. You'll figure it out. Back to you.

That is fantastic. And as a thank you to all of our contestants for playing, you get this get-out-cancellation free card. Anytime you're in a meeting with whatever conglomerate takes over the entertainment industry next year, you're going to be just fine. they're getting out of cancellation free cards. One more time for all of our contestants.

I'm at Buretry, True Lynch, Vanessa 5,000, Courtney Peroso. This has been wrong. You guys have been a great fucking crowd tonight. We will be back sometime in 2026, so stay tuned. Follow us at Wrong Game Show. Have a great rest of your night, and happy holidays, everybody. Keep wrong and carry on.

Bye-bye.