WTF with Marc Maron Podcast - Episode 1276 - Bob Spitz
Episode Date: November 4, 2021How did Bob Spitz become the preeminent biographer of the most important and influential names in rock and roll? Before he wrote the definitive narratives of Bob Dylan, The Beatles and now Led Zeppeli...n, Bob was a business manager who was there for the discovery of Bruce Springsteen and flew around the globe with Elton John. Bob tells Marc how he merged his experience in the business with an investigative approach to these music biographies and then extended it to other subjects like Woodstock, European cooking, Julia Child and Ronald Reagan. Sign up here for WTF+ to get the full show archives and weekly bonus material! https://plus.acast.com/s/wtf-with-marc-maron-podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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I think it's going to be in the morning,
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Me talking to Jason Bailey
and you guys hanging around.
So there,
put that in your noggin.
Hold on to it.
Bob Spitz is on the show today.
He's written best-selling
biographies of the Beatles,
Bob Dylan,
Julia Child.
His new biography
is on Led Zeppelin.
He's also a guy who worked in the music business earlier in his life.
And it's quite a book.
They're all quite a books.
They're all quite a, I don't know what I'm saying.
I went to this doctor last week.
It was like, I don't even know what you call them.
Hold on.
Maybe I'll look it up.
But I don't know if I have ever felt good.
And I don't know what that means.
I know I'm getting older, but I don't know how I'm supposed to feel.
When people say they feel great, I don't know what that means.
I don't know that I've ever felt great.
So I've gotten physical. Everything seems to be okay. My ears fucked up.
I don't know what that is, but somebody referred me to this guy and this guy deals with, you know,
people who want to get level somehow who don't feel quite right. And I just looked up what OMD
means, Oriental Medical Doctor. I don't know what, I license acupuncturist.
So I go there because I just don't feel quite right.
And he goes over all my panels and my blood work.
He goes into this big spiel, like, you know,
what's going on?
Give me your complaints.
I'm like, I just don't feel great.
And I'm 58.
It's got a little bit of gunk in my heart. But he looks at all my work, all the blood work. He says, you're doing great. And I'm 58. It's got a little bit of gunk in my heart, but he looks at all my work,
all the blood work. He says, you're doing great. I tell him what I'm eating. He says,
you're doing great. And I'm like, okay. And then, uh, you know, we just start going over stuff,
my exercise, all that stuff. And then he, like the thing that he does with, you know,
he didn't give me anything. He said, I need these tests. And I guess the deal is
you do these under the radar tests instead of doing tests that test to see if you have or try
to read the test to see if you're sick these are i guess preventative and they look for um
not triggers what's the word markers or something of other things alzheimer's insulin problems
vitamin d deficiency vitamin deficiency. So there's all these
different tests that don't get done specifically at the Western doctor to see if I'm, you know,
there's a marker for Alzheimer's or if my insulin's fucked up or if my food sensitivities,
my testosterone's on the wane, all this stuff. And I'm like, at the beginning of the shtick,
I was like, ah, fuck what I get myself into look at all these buddhas around and jars of bugs and things and but by the end of it i'm like well that makes sense
why not test the do these off the grid tests to see what this is all about but bottom line
in terms of feeling great i get up at 6 30 6 6 30 i usually work out or run up a mountain
i do podcasts i freak out i drink drink a bunch of
coffee i do stand-up comedy i do whatever i'm going to do play some it's just i have very full
days it seems and i don't go to bed till midnight one in the morning so right there it seems like
prognosis is get more sleep i don't know but there's all these tests. You know, and I'm not this kind of comic, but, you know.
I mean, they wanted a stool sample, which happens when you're older.
Usually it's a dipstick of some kind.
But this woman, you know, hands me a cup, like a cup, like eight ounce cup-ish thing.
A cup with a screw top.
I'm like, what's this for?
She's like, the stool sample top i'm like what's this for she's like the stool sample i'm
like what and then she hands me a tray yeah like an old french fry tray the kind of thing you get
fish and chips in but this wasn't for fish and chips in this was for poop she's like just you
know lay one down in the tray and put it in the cup.
It's like, what the fuck is this?
I don't mean to talk about this.
It's nasty.
But are they going to eyeball this stuff?
Don't they have the equipment?
Are Oriental medical doctors not allowed to have the same poop processing equipment to check stool samples?
Are they just going to pick through it?
It's a French fry tray, man. Sorry. I'm sorry if that bummed you out i'm trying i'm trying to deal all right yeah just take this
french fry tray and fill it with poop and then put it in the cup what wait what i don't know man
so i knew bob spitz was coming over talk about the zeppelin book so i went
through all the zeppelin albums for some reason i listened to uh into the outdoor first and then i
started in order because into the outdoor came out when i was in high school and in my recollection
i mean i guess presence maybe came out before that but like before that i didn't know they
seemed like it was of another time.
But everybody was profoundly excited about In Through the Outdoor. Be-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-do.
Be-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-do.
Bow.
Be-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-de-do.
Be-de-de-de-de-de-de-do.
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
In Through the Outdoor.
Be-de-de-de-de-de-do. Be-de-de-de-de-do. but we were all pretty happy about it i mean it was a little different for zep a little poppy
but it was a big thing and then they had the the the inner sleeve that you could hit with a brush
a wet brush and it built in watercolor some people did it some people
didn't i think i have a copy of it with the unpainted inner sleeve but anyway i listened
to all the zeppelin but it turns out that bob spitz has been around a long time he was actually
one of bruce springsteen's original managers he had managed elton john he wrote songs he was in
the publishing world he played just a bigger life than just a book about Led Zeppelin or the Beatles or Bob Dylan or Woodstock or Ronald Reagan.
But the book that he's here to talk about, Led Zeppelin, the biography, comes out next Tuesday, November 9th.
You can preorder it right now wherever you get books.
This is me talking to Bob Spitz, whose daughter was very excited he was doing this show.
I hope it works out.
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Is that a public thing, the Rolling Stones biographer?
Oh, yeah.
You just signed a deal?
I did.
To be the Rolling Stones biographer. How do you like that? Is that Stones biographer? Oh, yeah. You just signed a deal? I did. To be the Rolling Stones biographer.
How do you like that?
Is that exciting to you?
Oh, absolutely.
Yeah.
So I've been Dylan's biographer, the Beatles biographer, Led Zeppelin's biographer.
It puts a period.
Let's not forget Ronald Reagan and Julia Child.
I don't want to ruin the run.
Yeah.
Well, we can forget Reagan, but Julia julia child you know is the documentary of my
book is opening the same week as the led zeppelin thing well i mean she was one of the the great
rock and roll goddesses she was julia child a lot of people don't realize how hard she rocked right
i do i'm a i'm a big fan of julia child yeah, I knew her well, actually. Oh, you did? Mm-hmm. But like this book, the Zeppelin book, it made me go back.
I grew up, I'm younger than you, so I was already, Zeppelin to me was already, it wasn't
oldies because they had established themselves as sort of eternal in the high school milieu
of towny rock where I grew up in New Mexico.
So we were listening to Physical Graffiti, Houses of the Holy, and of course
Zeppelin IV all the time, you know, trying to slow dance in junior high to a stairway
to heaven, you know, right up till the fast part.
And then everything got awkward.
Yeah.
But I do remember when In Through the Outdoor was coming out, like I must have been a sophomore.
What was that, like 77?
77.
Yeah. So we were like oh my god this was like literally the first zep album in our in our conscious lifetime right and i just listened to it again and it's a weird record very weird and
and my friend dean says that's because uh jimmy was so strung out on dope and robert plant was
on his way out the door and it was just bon Bonham and Jones fucking around with a synthesizer in Switzerland.
That's it.
That's exactly right.
Really?
Yeah.
Crazy.
We were, you know, sitting there in Sweden.
John Paul Jones in Sweden, not Switzerland.
And John Bonham.
Right.
And they were waiting the whole time for Jimmy.
Where is Jimmy?
There was 10 days of non-recording.
Yeah.
Just in the hotel. Jimmy is in his room in the dark.
Yeah.
Doesn't get up at all.
In Sweden.
Right. And one day they said, Jimmy Page is coming into the studio.
Yeah.
They actually ran down there and worked as fast as they could.
Really?
Because it was just when he was conscious.
Exactly right.
Yeah.
I mean, I like that record.
Yeah.
But like, you know, like I'm the guy who has a problem with, you know, with the banjo on
Gallo's pole.
So like, you know, I'm kind of specific and odd about that thing.
It's like, for me, it's like that song is like, what a great fucking tune.
Why is there banjo in it now?
Exactly.
Because, you know, they were sitting around the house,
and they had nothing to do,
and there were all these instruments laying there,
and Jimmy had never touched a banjo before.
So he just had to play the banjo.
So that's the real story of why that's there?
That's exactly why it is.
To me, it changes the whole tone of the song. well they were up in a robert's childhood home yeah in uh near in wales yeah and you know
when you're in wales there's nothing going on right so they had a lot of good weed yeah and
all these instruments and you know they just they played folky type stuff and sure well they like
that i mean like i you know because i listened to some of the stuff like you know like i had to go like because they mentioned roy harper in a song
like i had to go you know track down all the roy harper records and like you know i listened to
the stuff that sort of was moving through uh you know page anyways at that time and uh and and and
you know how they kind of integrated that into whatever they were.
Yeah, they pulled all that stuff in, the Harper stuff, the Burt Yonch stuff.
Burt Yonch.
Yeah, another great guitar player. Yeah, yeah.
Burt Yonch, again, I've attempted, and I have a lot of his records,
and I don't mind the band, Pentangle.
Yeah, Pentangle.
But him solo work is just snoozeville to me. I
appreciate his guitar playing, but it doesn't
light me up, really. You know, Jimmy listened to all
this stuff, even as a kid. He even took some
of it. Oh, yeah, he swiped a lot
of it, anything that he could get his hands on.
Jimmy was a great, you know, he was an
innovator, and he listened to things, and then
he reinterpreted them, and some people
said, oh, you stole this
stuff. But, yeah, music evolves, man.
Of course it does.
And I'll get pushback for that.
But the truth of the matter is,
it's like, well, now when people cut hip hop records,
they'll just out of the gate cut everybody in.
Of course.
Everybody gets a check.
I think the biggest problem with Page
was he was a little reticent
to maybe cut Willie Dixon a check.
Well, you know, I mean, really, they stole Willie Dixon's stuff.
They stole a lot of the old blues things.
They kept the same tune, almost the same words.
And they asked Robert, change the words around a little.
That was on the Lemon Song?
On the Lemon Song and a few other songs that they do.
Exactly.
But look, man, I mean mean i you know this is a big
undertaking obviously the other books you've written dylan and the beatles big undertakings
but i mean was what it doesn't seem like you're out for the money thank you and you know i mean
obviously it's going to probably do all right with the you know if there are people who love
zeppelin and are willing to read i mean i, for some reason, I put Zeppelin in a different category as Dylan and the Beatles.
Yeah, slightly, yeah.
In terms of the specific type of following they may have.
I'm sure there's a lot of crossover, but no one's, I don't know.
I think that there's a, it seems that with the Beatles and with Dylan, you're dealing with real magicians, and I think Jimmy Page was an aspiring magician,
and that there's a tremendous amount of mystery
around those other two bands.
It's true, but you know, Jimmy loved Dylan,
absolutely adored Dylan,
and Robert loved the Beatles.
So when they did a lot of their songs
that went on for a half hour,
you'd hear bits and pieces of Please Please Me
or I Want to Hold Your
Hand.
Robert would just weave them into the songs as they sang them.
But I was just wondering, because I know that you used to, you were in the music business
early on.
Yes, yes, yes.
But where do you come from?
Where do I come from?
I come from a little town in Pennsylvania.
Actually, Redding, Pennsylvania, which the New York Times has declared the most impoverished city in America.
Congratulations.
Yes, thank you.
And my parents put me on a bus to New York after college and said-
Well, what was the world there?
Like, you're a Jewish guy?
I'm a Jewish guy, yeah.
And from Redding, Pennsylvania?
How do you like that?
What were they doing out there, the Jews?
With all Pennsylvania Dutch people right after the war, it was not a great place to grow up being Jewish.
Really?
Because they were all Germans.
Right, but the Pennsylvania Dutch are a little different than just straight up Germans.
Yes, of course they were.
But would your dad have a business there?
My dad was a doctor.
Oh, okay.
And of course I was supposed to follow in the footsteps.
Yeah, you're always supposed to until you realize, I can't do this.
No, it was my parents
who said it.
Don't do it.
Go to New York,
get the music business
out of your, you know,
I was a guitar player
from the time I was 12.
Oh, yeah?
Like, what year?
Oh, God,
you really want me
to say that on the air.
Sure, man.
19,
when I was 12,
1962.
So, okay,
so you're coming
right out of the beginning
of rock and roll.
Yep.
Right out of the beginning
of the Beatles. So the Beatles are the ones that, like, did it to you. Well, actually, So, you're coming right out of the beginning of rock and roll. Yep. Right out of the beginning of the Beatles.
So, the Beatles are the ones that did it to you.
Well, actually, this is the amazing thing.
I saw them on Ed Sullivan.
Yeah.
The next day, I went to the bus stop, and every kid had their hair combed down like
the Beatles, except one.
Yeah.
And that little asshole said, the Beatles are dead.
They are nothing.
They will be gone in two weeks.
I was that little asshole.
Really?
I was a Joan Baez.
Fuck the Beatles.
I was a Bob Dylan and Joan Baez person.
You were a folky.
I was a folky.
Yes, I was.
You died in a little folky, huh?
To the point where rock and roll.
So you were the guy, but probably by that time you weren't.
When Dylan picked up the Strat, you were like, it's blast for me.
Absolutely.
I got it right away.
Really?
Yeah.
And then I became a huge Beatles fan.
What turned you?
Why?
Oh, Rubber Soul turned me.
Right.
Oh.
So that brought it all together for you.
Yeah.
Look, it's folky and it's cool.
And intelligent.
Ah.
And gorgeous harmonies.
Yeah.
And who can come up with that stuff?
Yeah.
You know, I mean, those guys, you said magicians.
You hit it right on the head.
Well, you know, it's a weird thing.
And I imagine, like, I know you've done some research on this as well, that, you know,
I believe that music is magic and when it works.
And there's no real understanding why it works.
And the reason I think that is you can evolve through life with a song
or with a record.
Absolutely.
And it keeps sort of manifesting itself differently to you
as you get older.
And look at somebody like Dylan or Paul McCartney.
I mean, they've spanned 60 years.
I know, I've had enough of both of them,
but yes.
Right.
But their music evolves and changes.
So for me, I got to New York.
What year is this now?
71.
That's good.
And I got a job.
Beat up New York.
Yeah, but I wandered into a job with the Partridge family.
What?
Because it always begins with the Partridge family, Mark.
Yes.
And one night, I was in the office late at night.
The office was closed.
Hold on.
What office?
It was on 53rd Street in New York.
Whose office was it?
Wes Farrell, who produced The Partridge Family.
All right, so this is the guy that you're working for?
Yep.
You get a job at Wes Farrell.
I saw his name.
And like, you know, didn't he have something?
What was that guy?
He was a songwriter, first of all.
He wrote Hang on Slooping.
Right.
So you're a guitar player. You go to New York. How do you get a job with that guy? He was a songwriter. First of all, he wrote Hang on Sloopy. Right. So you're a guitar player.
You go to New York.
How do you get a job with this guy?
I needed to get into the music business.
I decided to be his errand boy.
Okay.
So you're working for Wes Farrell.
Hang on Sloopy, which was the McCoys, which was Rick Derringer.
Rick Derringer on guitar.
Right.
And he re-recorded it himself later.
Yeah.
And so you're getting the hang of the music business by working for
the guy that represented the Partridge family?
That's right.
And down the hall were two guys, Mike Appel and Jimmy Kretikas, who were writing the music
for the show.
We're in the office late one night and Mike runs in.
So this is the bubblegum pop machine?
You bet.
That's what it is.
Okay.
Mike runs in and says, Bobby, you got to come down here and hear this guy. There's a guy in the waiting room. I don't know how we got up here,
but you got to hear him. And I walked into the waiting room and there was this kind of
rangy looking guy with a ratty looking girlfriend and he pulls out his guitar and he plays three
songs and we almost fell out of our chairs. And this is Bruce Springsteen.
In 1972.
71.
71.
At Wes Farrell's office.
The guy who reps the Partridge family.
Now, we didn't want Wes to get his hands on him, you see.
No, but wait.
So Bruce comes in, what, to sell songs?
Yeah, he's looking for a publisher.
Okay, right.
He's looking to try to get a deal some way.
He needed money.
Right.
So he hears this guy, he's writing these songs that he thinks that Wes could move.
Exactly.
You know, to his artists or to other artists.
Or anybody.
Yeah.
Bruce was looking for anybody who could inject a little cash into it.
But I think like, you know, I don't know that everybody realizes this because, you know,
I watched, we read the Velvet Underground documentary.
Right.
And there were a lot of these houses houses these publishing houses that were fueling this
sort of like you know second string pop music uh market and west was a big one okay he represented
you know tony orlando and dawn uh and and about 15 other bands and don kirshner was the big one
okay he was also right around the corner these are guys that made their fortunes of music
publishing you bet okay so so Springsteen comes in.
You're a kid.
They drag you down the hall.
You're sitting there with the Jersey boy.
He's probably sweaty and smelly.
Not really.
He looked all right?
Yeah, Bruce looked all right. He was just, he was unformed, completely unformed.
What were the songs?
Oh, man.
He played a song.
Well, he played How to Be a Saint in the City.
Yeah.
He played a song called If I Was the Priest, which he just recorded recently.
Yeah.
And a third song that he's never recorded called No Need, which is, I think, one of the most beautiful songs he ever wrote.
Oh, yeah?
And I happened to record it that night.
What do you mean?
Well, you know, anytime somebody pulled out a guitar.
So you got on the knobs?
I got on the knobs.
And I had a little tape recorder, and I still have that tape.
Oh, yeah?
It's beautiful, man.
Really?
It is just gorgeous.
Oh.
And so we decided Wes can't get his hands on this guy.
Because if he does, he'll try to turn him into David Cassidy.
So we quit our jobs the next morning.
Oh, that's right.
So your fear was that he would try to take this guy and manufacture him into a-
A pop star.
A pop star.
A performing artist.
Right.
A pop star.
Along the lines of the Parsha family.
But I don't think Bruce would have had it.
So, okay, so you quit with, what's he, what, do you tell Bruce, why do you quit?
We went out and had a hamburger afterwards.
With Bruce?
No, without Bruce.
Oh, you and Appel.
Yeah, and we wanted to slap ourselves.
Did we really hear this?
Yeah.
I mean, is this true?
This guy, I mean, we knew right away.
There was no hesitation whatsoever.
It was a real deal.
Oh, yes.
And this is the time of everything shifting.
So you're in this Wes Farrell office with this bubblegum pop shit.
It sort of keeps going.
But ultimately, you knew what was going on in the village.
You knew what was going on in, you know, in rock and downtown.
Absolutely.
And this guy was-
Hall & Oates was that week.
Billy Joel was that week.
They were all starting to perform in New York.
They were all in the clubs.
And it was happening.
What about downtown?
What about like, you know uh you know cbs was that
yet no no cbs wasn't it it was maxis kansas city so there was still so there was the warhol shit
going on downtown right but you're sort of more in the uh the mainstream we we were uptown yeah
we were uptown okay so what do you do you go have a hamburger and we decide you know mike and jimmy
were 10 years older than me they had families mean, they needed the insurance and everything else.
You bet.
It didn't matter.
We knew.
We got out.
We had a deal for Bruce within a week at Columbia Records.
So you, but did you tell Bruce you were on the manager?
Oh, absolutely.
When did you, how did that go?
Mike took care of that because he was.
So Mike was a manager.
Mike was, no, none of us were managers.
Mike was a songwriter. We none of us were managers mike was a
songwriter we were we were doing this on the fly yeah we got a lawyer the next day you know we we
got a contract whipped up mike talked to bruce they was it a reasonable contract
it was one of those horrible contracts well it was at the time but bruce later sued mike and
you know they they worked that out.
So you were repping, you had a record deal for him?
Yeah, we went, actually, Mike was a brash guy. He picks up the phone, and he calls John Hammond.
Now, John Hammond, for those of you-
John Hammond Sr.
John Hammond Sr.
At Columbia.
Who discovered Bessie Smith, Billie Holiday, Benny Goodman.
Dylan, recorded all of them. Aretha. All of them, Benny Goodman. Dylan recorded all of them.
Aretha.
All of them but his tongue.
Stevie Ray Vaughan.
Mike picks up the phone.
He calls John Hammond's office and he says, we hear you have ears.
We're going to put them to the test.
We're going to see if that's really true.
Hammond was livid.
He was enraged.
He said, you get up in my office.
Cocky bastard.
You get up in my office right away
yeah with this guy oh yeah i've heard those tapes i've heard like they released that stuff they just
released it yeah yeah the stuff of uh of what the the demos he did for columbia yep yeah great stuff
well even better stuff is bruce and i went into a studio a week later and recorded every one of
his songs just the two of us, for copyright purposes.
No one's ever heard I Have the Only Tape.
How many of those?
How many songs?
We did about 45 songs.
Really?
Laid them down really fast.
So what are you going to do with those?
Nothing ever, and that's why Bruce trusts me.
Are you friends with Bruce?
You know, I haven't seen him in a long time, but Bruce has integrity,
and that's what has really made his career last for so long.
So what do you do as your new manager?
You got Bruce Springsteen.
How long does that last?
What do you get him?
What do you do?
We were making it up as we went.
We got an agent at William Morris because he was the guy I bought groups from when I was a college kid.
You bought what from?
We bought bands from him at William Morris
for our college performances.
Oh, wait, so you used to book bands in college?
I did.
And this was the guy you dealt with?
Yeah, so I called him, and he said,
he said, oh, everybody's got to get,
I said, we've got a guy.
He says, everybody's got a guy.
I said, you've got to see us.
We're going to be at Max's Kansas City.
He goes, oh, I just can't do this.
Yeah.
Anyway, he agrees to come down. And're going to be at Max's Kansas City. He goes, oh, I just can't do this. Yeah. Anyway,
he agrees to come down.
And who's the band?
The original band?
It was Bruce and Gary Talent,
Vinny on drums.
Danny was still playing the organ.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I sat in every once in a while on a few things.
On guitar.
Yeah.
Yeah.
On guitar.
No kidding.
So this guy walks in, this
agent, and he's not at all what I expected. He looks at me and he goes, didn't expect me, did
you, motherfucker? The guy is a six foot gorgeous black guy in a full length black leather jacket.
Yeah. A duster? Yeah. And he is the only black guy at the William Morris agency.
Yeah.
He's their token black guy.
Yeah.
But he represented the temps.
He represented Stevie Wonder.
Yeah.
I mean, Sam McKeith was the real deal.
Yeah.
So he listens to Bruce.
And afterwards, he walks up to me and he grabs me by the shirt.
Yeah.
And he said, if this guy gets away from me, I will track you down to the ends of the earth.
And he booked Bruce blind for the next two years.
Really?
You bet.
And built him.
We played every gig that was available, we did.
We worked so sped up.
And this is before the E Street Band?
Yes.
I am before the E Street Band.
So what's the Elton John story?
Well, you know, I left Bruce because Mike was fiddling with Bruce's money.
A pal? So you didn't want to go down with the bad scene?
No, and I told Bruce about it, but Bruce, you know, Bruce was, he had just been on the cover of Time and Newsweek.
And so I went to him and i just
said look this is what's going on he did not want to hear it because you know bruce was concentrated
on the band and you want to hear that he's getting fucked he didn't he didn't believe it okay i left
i i i walked out i left everything save yourself so you at least you have uh your your own uh uh
integrity intact and i got a call from wes farrell's old receptionist who said, I'm working for somebody new.
I hear you're out of a job and he'd like to meet you.
Turns out it's Elton John.
Before he comes to the States?
He was just about to launch Yellow Brick Road, the whole tour.
Oh, really?
So it was after the Troubadour gigs and after?
Absolutely.
Okay.
Really? Yeah. I mean, this was the height of Elton's popularity, really? So it was after the Troubadour gigs and after... Absolutely. Okay. Really? Yeah, I mean this was the height of Elton's
popularity, really. I mean
Yellowbrook wrote what I consider his masterpiece.
So you're the guy? Well, I was
handling him in North America. No, but
I mean, like, how? Why you?
Why me? Because I was
good at what I did. Well, you're a nice guy, I guess.
I mean, you had one guy, you had Bruce
Springsteen, hadn't even had a hit record yet and elton john pre on the on the yellow big road
albums like i need that guy i i didn't have elton john i was working for a guy named dick james who
was elton john's okay big man okay all right all right so it wasn't like i need spits no but i need
spits but dick james was in in london yeah they had me handle this in in oh okay so you're working
for the company and you're gonna manage're going to manage them in the States.
Right.
Exactly right.
So you set up that tour?
Yes.
And we went from, with Bruce, which the tour with Bruce was two station wagons, a bag of
Fritos, a bag of Oreos, and a lot of Cokes.
Elton John, we got our own 747.
I mean, you know, your eyes bug out of your head after a while.
So that was, so, so, okay.
So this is, so Elton John, now you're, now you're in it.
Now you're like, you know how big it can get.
You bet.
And for two years it was fun.
And then I had to get out.
It just.
But like you're dealing with Elton John, so imagine like, was this like,
this didn't seem to be the drug fueled insanity.
No, no.
And I have to tell you,
Elton was such a gentleman.
I mean, he used to call me Mr. Bob.
I went, Reg, you're like a couple years older than I am.
He was a sweet guy.
He was really a hard worker.
No drugs involved.
And it was during the time when Elton came out, which was a very big thing.
The Yellow Brick Road Tour?
Yes.
Yeah, and you think that was his best record?
I think it's his best record.
Yeah, I think probably.
I think it's remarkable.
I think it's amazing.
Yeah.
Funeral for a friend.
Yep.
And so at the end of-
Love was bleeding.
After two years, I had had it.
What do you mean you had it?
I had been on the road
for six, seven years.
I had no friends.
I had no house.
I didn't know where I was anymore.
And you weren't playing guitar?
Uh-uh.
I wasn't a musician anymore.
You were just a guy
managing the band.
I was on the hustle.
Were you a road manager
or were you just-
No, Elton had his own road manager. I handled business. All. Were you a road manager or were you just-
No, Elton had his own road manager.
I handled business.
All right.
So you're the guy that went to the office after the gig.
That's right.
Yeah.
Where's the check?
Where's the cash?
Yep.
So I needed to get off the road.
I needed to reclaim my life.
And I thought, I'll be a writer.
Why not?
Really?
That's what you did?
That's it.
So no more guitar.
You have guitars?
You ever pick them up?
I have one guitar that I just sold.
And I'll tell you why it's remarkable.
Yeah.
It's remarkable because-
You sold it for a million dollars.
Well, I sold it for a lot of money because it was the first Martin D35.
It was handmade by Fred Martin IV.
And my parents bought it for my 14th birthday for the most remarkable it was the highest paid
price for a guitar it cost them 450 bucks wow and it didn't sell for a lot of money because
cf martin handmade it and it was the first d35 it sold for a lot of money because
bruce auditioned with it and br Bruce played it on his first two albums.
And he testified to that.
And I had it for 50 years and thought at the end of 50 years, I've had it, I'll buy a house with it.
And you bought a house with the guitar.
Yeah, I did.
So, but did Bruce sign off on that? Don't you have to have validation for that kind of shit?
Bruce couldn't remember how much he played with it yeah he sent me a really nice note about it but there are pictures of him
with it so you know that really who who uh brokered that deal for you norm uh no no heritage
auctions we sold it through heritage auctions oh big deal yep yep you bought a house with a guitar you bet god damn it yeah it was fun so so you get into writing yep but like i have to assume like
uh i mean obviously you're driven uh to to understand and reflect on rock uh music and
rock stardom and rock geniuses but that's not not how it starts, the writing? No, it's not.
I taught a class at the New School in New York, and every week in front of 300 people-
Can anyone teach a class at the New School?
I don't know.
What I did was I brought in rock stars and executives in the music business every week.
Okay, so you went to college.
I did.
Where?
A little school called Albright College in Reading, Pennsylvania.
I've heard about that. Yep. It's not a bad school. It was all pre-med when I went to school. All right, Where? A little school called Albright College in Reading, Pennsylvania. I've heard about that.
Yep.
It's not a bad school.
It was all pre-med when I went to school.
All right.
So you got a degree in what?
History and biology.
So what was the class?
The class was rock and roll.
It was called The Making of Superstars.
Okay.
So what year is this?
Oh, my.
78, 79.
Oh, so this is music business changing.
Sound is changing.
Yes.
Completely. Completely. 78, 79. So the music business is changing. Sound is changing. Yes, completely.
And so every week these rock and roll artists would come in.
Bruce did it.
Dick Clark did it.
Really?
It was great people. Because you knew these guys.
I did.
And it was easy to get them because in those days it was still kind of cool for a rock person to be in front of a college audience.
Oh, yeah.
They love to talk about themselves if they think they're getting some sort of-
And this was like different type of respect.
Yes.
College with quotes, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And so I took those interviews and packaged them and sold them as a book.
And that was my foot in the door.
All right.
So in that, in compiling that, what did you learn?
What did I learn?
Wow. that yeah you know what what did you learn what did i learn wow in terms of like so you know the
you know they had a thesis rock stardom or whatever yeah this you know the stories of
superstars so like i have to say that there's some sort of foundation to to some part of your
understanding and that like by bringing these guys in and and transcribing this stuff this was not
your wisdom it was the wisdom of many so we know what kind of groundwork did that lay for you and understand oh i mean everything it taught me so much about
the business that i didn't even know before right because you know it was every echelon it was the
management it was the the guys who promoted concerts and and the artists i mean from
everybody from bruce and you know van morrison to people like Frank Barcelona, who was the most manager.
He was an agent, an agent. Right. And Warner Brothers, you know, producers.
And it was really knew that I knew what I was talking about and and would understand what they were telling me so that I could interpret it in a way that spoke to them.
Well, I mean, but so what but what is this thing, you know, like so after you do this thing with the the making of superstars.
Yep.
You decide like you're going to go after Dylan?
That's it.
So how does that...
It always starts, Mark, the same way.
I look to see who has written about these guys,
and it's always fanboys or hacks.
All the facts are either wrong
or they try to put themselves in the piece with the artist.
Yeah.
Or you don't know where the quotes come from.
Where do they get those quotes?
Did they make them up?
They don't source them.
Anybody can do a biography.
Anybody can try.
But if you do an authoritative, definitive biography.
One that they sign off on.
Nobody signs off on my books. I don't do books that they sign off on you nobody signs off on my books i
don't do books that they they get approval no but i mean but but i'm talking about access right so
like so uh in terms of like you know if i if i decide like i know a lot of stories about bob
dylan i'm gonna write it in a book and call it a biography right so that's that book but you're
like i want to write a book about bob dylan
and you're you and bob dylan's going to talk to you so it's not that he signs off on it right but
you have access that's exactly right and that's the difference that is the difference he trusts
you enough to at least initially let you do it exactly and when i went to to talk to paul
mccartney about doing the beatles we went down into his studio. It was in a house that he lived in with Linda at the time,
this little unassuming house in Hastings.
And he said, come down to the studio.
And in the studio was every instrument from Abbey Road.
And so you asked me what the foundation is.
He knew that I was a musician.
So he starts to play some Beatles songs,
and he nods at me.
And I realize he's nodding at me
to pick up the damn guitar.
Oh, did you?
You bet I did.
Are you kidding?
Who would pass that up?
I don't know.
It depends how confident you are.
So you see, that's the comfort level
that these people have.
They're willing to talk to me
because number one,
not only am I a musician
who can understand what they're telling me, but I was a music business manager.
And so that I know the ins and outs of things.
I get that.
But, you know, you're dealing with, when you were dealing with Dylan, I mean, this is a guy that has a lot invested in being cryptic and mysterious.
And he was.
He was cryptic and mysterious.
And, like, he sort of got a racket going.
It's a hustle, right?
Like he's kind of a P.T. Barnum of himself.
Right.
But here's what happened with that.
Before I approached him, I went to his hometown where nobody had gone.
Minnesota?
Hibbing, Minnesota.
Almost to the Canadian border.
And it was so early in Dylan's fame that I went to his high school and they said,
oh, we have all Bobby's papers downstairs, his compositions.
Would you like them?
When was this?
Let's see.
It looks out in 88.
So it wasn't like he was already pretty big, dude.
So like, oh, he was big, but nobody was doing the Dylan biography.
Oh, no one had gone and walked around.
And I found a guy when he was little, his father, Abe, used to drive Bob a half hour every week to talk to this black DJ who was playing R&B music in a godforsaken little town.
And it took me six months to find a guy he was teaching history in a saint
lewis uh in a saint lewis school yeah and when i told him that bobby zimmerman was bob dylan
he put his head in his hands and he wept when so when you when dylan hears something like that
he didn't know it he had no idea like he didn't see Bob Dylan and say, that's that kid?
No, he didn't realize it at all.
Their paths hadn't crossed.
And so when an artist hears
that you've done that kind of legwork,
they're willing to talk to you. Well, yeah, because then
they're sort of like, this guy's going to
reintroduce me to me.
Exactly. I found all the people
that he went to camp with
and his camp girlfriend.
That's so funny.
So you reintroduced Bob Dylan to little Jewish Bob Dylan from Minnesota.
And I did the same thing for the Beatles.
Come on.
I did.
I did the same thing for the Beatles.
Well, who else did you dig up for Dylan?
Oh, let's see.
All the people.
Oh, Bob Dylan joined a fraternity at the University of Minnesota.
Oh, this is a secret, Dylan.
This is a Dylan that Bob Dylan is trying to keep.
He doesn't want you to know about.
This is Bob Zimmerman, you see.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And so I found all his fraternity brothers.
Oh, wow.
You know.
What did they say about him?
Obnoxious little guy.
Weird.
Weird.
They couldn't get a handle on him.
Yeah, no one could get a handle on him.
Right.
But you tried.
It was fun, man. It was great.
But so after that, like, okay, so let's render it down.
Yep.
So, you know, you dug in and, you know, there was no end to it.
And, you know, like, you know, because, you know, Dylan's hustle is deep.
Right.
And, you know, and the shtick is deep and it evolves.
And the shtick is deep and it evolves.
But what did you come away with after the full arc of the thing in terms of who he is as a person?
Well, look, I mean, Bob Dylan is on a different planet, man.
I know.
He's Planet Dylan.
He comes from Jupiter.
Yeah.
Jupiter.
Well, yeah, I didn't make that connection.
Nice pun.
But anyway, he is the real McCoy. What does that mean? For me,
he is Shakespeare to me, man. Tom Paxton told me he walked uptown with Dylan one time in the early 60s. They were playing in the village and they decided to walk up Sixth Avenue to Midtown. And
by the time they got there, Bob had written three songs.
I mean, he said it was just pouring out of Dylan's pores.
He couldn't stop it.
Yeah, no, I think that he's a vessel.
And there's some sort of natural thing that happens with him in words
that is uniquely his own and inspired and otherworldly.
But he's got some sort of amazing knack for that. That, you know, is uniquely his own and inspired and otherworldly.
But he's got some sort of, you know, amazing knack for that. And then I guess over time, I don't know.
You tell me.
It seems that he was able.
That gift never stopped flowing.
And so he could sort of, you know, kind of adjust his personalities around it.
Absolutely right.
And he could apply it, you know, his gift to whatever form he wanted
to. But he also at some point realized that he was different from everybody else. Yeah. And when
he realized he was different, he decided to behave differently. He put himself in his own little
world and he operates on a different frequency than anybody else. Really weird. Yes.
Weird.
His own time zone.
You bet.
No, I get it.
And he's still in it, you know, and I get a little cranky about him because like I just,
you know, when he when he put out that last record and that murder most foul, the 18 minute
song about the.
Yeah, of course.
And, you know, a bunch of guys your age are running around going, it's genius.
I'm like, no, it's not.
Right.
It's not.
No, I agree with you.
I agree with you. But but OK, so now the Beatles, that's genius. I'm like, no, it's not. Right. It's not. No, I agree with you. I agree with you.
But, okay, so now the Beatles, that's a whole other ball of wax.
Now you've got to-
You bet.
So how did the Dillon book do?
Good?
Yeah, it did okay.
Not too bad.
It's still selling, believe it or not, all these years later.
Sure.
But the Beatles book changed my life.
That thing's bigger than the Bible.
Yeah, it really is.
When I delivered it, and people don't know this, they always say, oh, you wrote a 900-page book.
Oh, no, I wrote a 2,800-page book.
We cut 1,700 pages of great stories out of that book.
The Beatles, the biography it's called.
That's right.
But you did another book about Woodstock before that?
Yes, it's called Barefoot in Babylon.
Yeah, and that's what what you just break it down. Well, what I did was right before the 10th anniversary, I hired a private
investigator. We found everybody who put it together and we retold the story. Some of them
were happening, unwilling to give their names. Oh no. Everybody, everybody put their name on it.
It was a freak show. It was great. Well, I think it's funny that in the Zeppelin book,
there was a conscious choice on behalf of Petereter grant not to put them in that festival
that's right he decided because he's like that why would i want them just to be another band
on that fucking thing he didn't want to go up against them right so then you just how do you
decide to take on the beatles again you know i read i read it there were and you love them there
were like 150 beatles books written before mine.
Yeah.
And I read them all, and I just felt like there's something wrong here.
So I went to Paul.
What?
What do you think was wrong?
Well, I found out through Paul.
Yeah.
And he said, when we were kids, we told Hunter Davies, our quote unquote biographer, a story,
and 50% of it we just made up.
Yeah.
And we have told those stories so often.
We made them up to spare our wives and our girlfriends and our families some of the grittier parts of the story.
So, like, they were, like, it's so funny because, like, when I interviewed Paul, you know,
you're talking about a guy that's been a public, has a public personality since he was 18, 19.
Oh, 15, yeah.
So, you know, like, that's interesting that they were that conscious of
of of of personal narrative to just manufacture that exactly right yeah okay and they knew how
to do it yeah and so i said you you're about to be he was just about to be 60 i said you want this
to be your legacy 50 untrue and he went no he said it's time
to tell the real story I said I want to tell the real story and so he allowed me
to talk to everybody who for 30 years was told if you talk about us you're out
of the circle family members friends colleagues they were that insulated they
had it down boy they they had a clamp on everything.
Well, what was the concern? The concern
was it's none of anybody else's business.
But what are the stories that they were protecting?
Drug addiction? What? It wasn't
even that. They wanted to control
their brand the same way that Julia
Child's family wants to
control their brand.
And so they get huffy about it.
And so I would call Paul's cousins and his
aunts and uncles and they'd say, oh, we can't talk to you. It's funny, the difference between
that idea and knowing that, I mean, that was just, that was an offshoot of even something that
Wes Farrell would do, was that you create these guys and you create the story and you push
your story and you stick to it and don't let him talk too much right exactly so but like then when
you talk about someone like dylan's brand it's like his brand is just keep them guessing right
so like they're everything's slippery you don't know what the fuck is real right exactly and he
has personal control over that because he's he's the he is the magician he is the wizard right but this is
different this is different and so i would call paul's relatives and his friends and they said
oh we can't talk to you i'd say call paul yeah they'd call me back and they'd say i can't believe
finally yes and boy they had waited 40 years to tell the beatles stories and tell them they did. I couldn't, it was like the heavens opened up and a hurricane of
facts and stories unleashed. And George is still alive. George was still alive. I talked to him
weeks before he died. And I knew John from the Elton John period because they were buddies.
Because I find it interesting that even now you know that paul is
you know he's old and he's cheeky and he's you know he there was a moment on that the rick rubin
thing yeah where it really does seem that he is still sort of um trying to understand uh things
about his relationship with john absolutely and that. And that like, you know,
the thing he said on the Rick Rubin thing
about how he was able to now understand
the trauma that John went through
and how that impacted his personality.
And like, just being British,
you know, you don't have those conversations.
You don't at all.
Right.
Certainly not in that era.
And it's taken this long for him to integrate that stuff. Where was he with that stuff when you talk? Oh, still trying
to work it out. In fact, one of the first questions I asked him, I went to interview him first before
this whole book started for the New York Times. They sent me to do an interview with Paul when
one of his umpteen albums was coming out. And the first question I said to him is, where are you
when you think about John? Tell me how you think about him. And he couldn what they did together.
These were guys who sat down every day like businessmen.
They both put glasses on.
They blocked out the outer world.
You could not penetrate their little enclave.
And they wrote music.
And they, as Paul has always said,
we played into each other's eyeballs, eye to eye.
And that's what they did every day.
Guys who were on the Dick Clark Caravan and on the Beatles buses, like Tommy James and those people,
they said to me, we'd go back to the back of the bus where John and Paul were sitting,
and we'd say, you guys want to come play cards with them?
Get the fuck out of here.
We're working.
Those guys worked.
They worked like businessmen to write those songs.
Yeah, but I think they also, it seems like they were, you know, they had a healthy competitive element between them.
Oh, completely, completely.
And I think they really, really loved each other and were constantly fascinated with each other's, you know, talent.
fascinated with each other's, you know, talent.
It was until, you know, it was always John's band,
but at a certain point, it became Paul's band.
And when it became Paul's band, John became resentful.
Yeah?
When was that?
I would say after the, maybe around Rubber Soul, Revolver.
Yeah, because Paul took over the productions practically.
Oh, really?
You know, he would call the shots with George Martin.
He would do the arrangements.
You could see on that Rick Rubin show how Paul would put his hands on the board.
He really knows what he's doing in the studio.
Yeah, well, there's always that thing about, like, you know,
John being the raw goods.
Right.
And Paul being the... Sweep. Sweep, right. And, like, you know, John being the raw goods. Right. And Paul being the, you know, the-
Right.
Right.
And, like, you can hear that in the different songs.
And, like, I've listened to some of the John Solo stuff recently.
I love what-
There's a-
Did you watch that stuff from the Yoko doc?
You know, the one that-
I have seen it.
Yeah.
Well, you know that where there's a moment-
What is it?
Above Us, Only Sky or whatever? Yeah. But there's a bit where, you know that where there's a moment what is above us only sky or whatever yeah but there's a bit where you know where he has george come over to play
and you know and just john on the piano and he's just looking at george and without saying anything
just like there was just this weird yeah and like they weren't even together that long but to have
that type of understanding like where this one-mindedness with George, where it was beautiful.
It was like, it was a second.
Led Zeppelin had that exact same thing.
I mean, the very first time that all four of those guys got into the studio, they didn't know each other.
Robert and Bonzo had never met John Paul.
Yeah.
And they're in the studio and they start to play.
They start to jam. And at the end of the first number,
they all break out laughing because they know it's right there.
They had been waiting for this.
Jimmy had been waiting for a band like this all his life.
Bonzo had been in 15 bands.
He would always fly the coop at the end because he couldn't stand playing with any of these hacks.
Well, you also, yeah, you said like in the book that he was also like oven to himself and incredibly loud.
And at the time, like, you know, whether he was getting fired or whether he was just too much for the band.
Right.
You know, personality wise or sound wise, he just couldn't find a fit.
But then the music started to change.
Right.
And, you know, and things started to level off.
Well, Bonzo would always play with these bands in the Midlands.
And they couldn't come back the second night because the owners said, you got to get rid of that.
The drummer's too loud.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, like, in the arc of, we're coming around to Zeppelin, but in the arc of, like, you know, with the Beatles, again, the same question.
We're coming around to Zeppelin, but in the arc of like, you know, with the Beatles, again, the same question that, you know, after going through the entire, you know, whatever you got from Ringo and the families and the little bit from George and all of that from Paul, you know, what did you come away with that you didn't have before?
Here's what I came away with, Mark.
I realized I was writing the story of my life.
Oh, interesting.
Yeah.
It was about me.
It's about all of us, where we came from,
how the culture grew up around us.
It all came through the Beatles.
It's weird.
Even my generation, in a way, like I'm 58,
and everything we got was already done.
Like so much of the music I got was done.
Yeah, because it came from the Beatles and Dylan.
And it all sprung. I was in high school in 81.
Right.
So everything was all the time.
And there was disco and New Wave.
Well, Zeppelin was already gone in 81.
No, I know.
But it was like, well, right.
I graduated in 81.
Yeah.
Because in through the outdoor.
But it was already embedded.
Yes.
The Beatles were like Christmas music.
The Pantheon was there.
Right. The Pantheon is ind. Right, the Pantheon is
indestructible. I guess it's destroyed now
in a way. But
before we get to Zeppelin,
what's with the cooking?
What's with the cooking?
So you do a whole book on European cooking schools?
Oh, yes, you know about that.
Yes, it's called The Saucer's Apprentice. Here's
what happened. After the Beatles,
I was... Enough music, I want. After The Beatles, I was-
Enough music. I want to eat.
No, I was, my marriage had fallen apart.
Sorry.
I had moved out of New York, which I was, my favorite city in the world. It was part of my
soul. And I'm stranded here with my lovely daughter, who was 11 years old.
In LA?
In New York.
Okay.
We had moved to Connecticut.
Okay.
And I was out of it
and I just thought,
I got to get away.
I had been working on,
the Beatles took
eight and a half years to write.
Yeah, of course.
I mean, it was a whole lifetime.
How long did Dylan take?
I was broke.
Dylan took like four years.
But I was broke.
The marriage was gone.
I did whatever anybody in that right mind. And I
had just turned 50. I ran away to Europe to learn how to cook. I went to 16 cooking schools in France
and Italy. This is the midlife crisis. This is what's going to stop you from falling into a pit
of darkness. Well, it wasn't quite a midlife crisis because I got paid a lot of money for
that book. Oh, okay. Oh, so it wasn't you just wanted to learn how to cook.
You got a deal.
Oh, I got a deal.
Yes.
My agent called it a prospective adventure.
Oh, good.
Yes.
So it was a lifesaver.
It was.
And I learned how to breathe again.
And I learned how to cook.
I mean, I really learned how to cook.
And when I got back, I knew I had to write Julia Child's biography.
Because you were so excited about it. What was it like okay so not unlike you know knowing how the sausage is
made in the music business which you learned early on right i i imagine that you know sort of you
know understanding all the levels of food preparation you know and this is before the
world of foodies yep that you realize there are nuances and levels
and different schools of thought just around mushrooms.
So you were able to approach someone like Julia Child
with this as the foundation.
Well, actually, I had met Julia Child years before I started The Beatles.
I was a journalist, and I was in Italy,
and I got a call from the Italian tourist board and they said,
we hear you're over there working. Do you have a little spare time to help us out? And I said,
sure. They said, would you like to be an escort for an older woman? And I went, I don't do that
kind of work. I'm sorry. They said, it's Julia Child. And I said, I'll be right over. Where is
she? Julia wanted to travel through Italy and Yeah. And she was 80 years old.
Her legs were given out and she needed a young guy to, I was 40 something.
Yeah.
And she needed a young guy to hold on to.
And so for a month, she and I did nothing but eat and talk.
And I ran a tape recorder.
And so when we got back, I said, Julia, I want to write your biography.
So you had all that stuff?
I did.
Okay.
I said, I want to write your biography. And you had all that stuff? I did. Okay. I said, I want to write your biography.
And she said, oh, somebody else is doing it.
And then I got a letter from her six weeks later and said, but that person is making me feel like I'm already dead.
So I'd like to talk to you about it.
But I had just gotten the Beatles book.
And by the time I was done with that,
Julia had died. So I decided after that, that I would write her biography.
How'd that one do?
That is done very well. And the same week that Led Zeppelin launches, my book launches,
a documentary of my Julia Child book launches. It'll be in the theaters,
produced and directed by the same people who did RBG, the same two women who did RBG.
Oh, that's great.
Well, that's it.
It's based on your book.
It's based on my book.
Now, that book, I would imagine, is that the bestseller?
No, The Beatles is the bestseller.
Yeah, it continues to.
It sent my daughter to college.
The Beatles.
Yeah.
So you bought a house with a guitar, and The Beatles book sent your daughter to college.
Yes, isn't that great?
That's the way it works, pal.
Oh, good.
But you do seem to have a passion for it.
So after the rock goddess that is Julia Child.
Yeah.
Now, like, look, man, I love Led Zeppelin.
And I know what I know about.
Like, the thing that fascinates me about this period and when they started in Britain is
that the UK
is a small country.
Right.
And all these fuckers are around.
All of them.
All the people that come out of Britain are around.
Not only that, Jimmy Page, Jeff Beck, Eric Clapton, and Glyn Johns all live within one
mile of each other.
Is that crazy?
As kids.
Where's Peter Green?
Something's in the water.
Where's Peter Green in relation to all this?
Peter Green is around, but Peter is already working professionally.
With Fleetwood.
Oh, no, no.
With John Mayall.
Yeah, John Mayall.
And he replaced Clapton.
That's right.
Right.
But okay.
So, but wait.
Now, Zeppelin, like, why Zeppelin all of a sudden?
Because-
For you.
For me?
Yeah.
Well, it's, my editor called me while i was working on a different
book and he said i've always you i want to make a deal with you to write a book and i said but
you just made a deal i'm doing something else what was it it was ronald reagan oh and he said
no no this is why would you why did you do ronald reagan after the beatles and after julia child
my wife who was a the best writer in the family, she's a nonfiction
writer, sat down with me and she said, you got to do something else as important. And we went
through everybody, like, who could I do? We looked at all the Kennedy Center honorees and the Medal
of Honor winners, and they all had to satisfy one criteria. And that is all my books are about two things.
Someone who is beloved and someone who has changed the culture.
Right.
And we couldn't find anybody else who fit that bill.
I mean, we looked for months.
And finally, she said to me, what about Ronald Reagan?
And I went, no way.
I didn't vote for him twice.
You know, I've never voted for a Republican in my life.
Yeah.
But then I started looking at his story
and I did the same thing I did with the Beatles
and with Dylan.
Yeah.
The books about him, I thought,
were either policy wonk books.
This is a guy who was a Hollywood movie star.
He was the sportscaster in the Midwest.
He was the voice of the Midwest.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He was a governor and a president, and I wanted to find out why.
And Nancy Reagan, for some reason, allowed me to be the first person ever to see all of his private papers.
Not the ones that are in the Reagan Library.
Yeah.
The ones that were in his desk that he always referred to.
And they hadn't been unpacked since he left the Oval Office.
Yeah.
Were they impressive or?
No, not really.
What they were was, and this is so odd, where he got most of his ideas from was Reader's
Digest.
Sure.
He read these heartfelt stories and he would underline them and annotate them.
Well, that was his gift to tap into this sort of mundane,
emotional reality of the culture that he was trying to define.
And I have now lost every Republican reader
for my Zeppelin book because of you.
Not really.
No, I'm just kidding.
So during that, the reagan thing
then the agent tells you that what he said i i want you to do the book that i have always dreamed
about it's about a band that has sold more records than anybody but the beatles and i thought who
could that be i said it's not it's not the stones and certainly not the who elvis no no way pink floyd and then yeah and then i thought oh
god he wants me to write about abba i can't do that yeah he said no it's it's led zeppelin and
i have to tell you my heart sunk and here's why i had 20 000 vinyl albums in my collection
and not a single led zeppelin album the fuck the fuck is wrong with you? Yeah, I mean, if you would ask me what songs they sang,
I might have been able to name a whole lot of Love and Stairway,
and that's it.
You have 20,000 records now?
Yep.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
What are you doing with them?
I listen to them.
All right.
Yeah, I mean, that's my life there.
Those are my babies.
Yeah.
Where are they, New York?
They're in New York, yeah.
So I went and I thought, they changed the culture.
So what you're telling me is you weren't a Zeppelin fan?
No, I was on the road with Bruce and Elton during that time.
Well, I know also that they happened a little older, though.
Like, they were like, I guess, well, that's not true.
No, they were right there.
They were right there.
So I felt I was the perfect person to write their book because I was this empty vessel.
And I went in there not knowing anything.
And I let them fill me up.
For months, I did nothing but listen to their music as a musician.
For the first time at your age, you're sort of like taking on Zeppelin.
With my background.
Did you love it?
I loved it.
And not only that, I would get guys, you know, you want to hear about Bonzo?
I got Carmine Apice, who was the drummer from Vanilla Fudge, to sit with me and explain what Bonzo's doing.
Jimmy Page, you get Jeff Beck to explain to you.
You know, I mean, I'm a guitar player, so I could understand it.
Terry Reid, you know, you want to know why they hired Robert?
Terry Reid told me the whole story about how Robert became, how the singer.
Terry Reid was sort of like, I got my own thing going.
Right.
But he claims it like, you know, he's okay with that.
Yes, right.
Yeah.
But he wasn't the lead singer of Led Zeppelin, of course.
But I mean, nobody had ever really heard the real story of how Robert became the singer.
And Terry laid it out for me.
And that's the thing about the book.
You were behind the scenes in every single step of Led Zeppelin's career.
I talked to everybody who was involved with them.
Everybody.
Like some of the, like, who do you like talking to the most?
Who was surprising?
Well, Glyn Johns was terrific.
Yeah.
And he was unbelievable. The Johns was terrific. Yeah. He was unbelievable.
The producer.
Yes.
Yeah.
I mean, Glyn was Jimmy's boyhood buddy.
Right.
He sat there.
But there was a guy named Roger Mayer.
Roger was a scientist.
Who was Roger Mayer?
He invented, at Jimmy's request, the fuzz box so you could play fuzz guitar.
And he went on to do it for, you know,
Jimi Hendrix and for Stevie Wonder.
And these were kids.
They were at 17 years old
sitting around Jimi's living room.
Sunday afternoon, Jimi would sit there
with Jeff Beck, Roger Mayer, who had the fuzz box,
and every once in a while, you know,
Eric would drop in.
I mean, this is insane.
Yeah.
But I found Jimmy's old bands that all the bandmates.
The Fuzzbox, did that become a brand?
Was that a big muff?
Yeah, it was a monster.
Which brand?
What was it, Big Muff?
What was the name of the box?
It was called the Fuzzbox.
The Fuzzbox.
Yeah, the Fuzzbox.
And everybody used it.
Yeah.
Everybody.
The Beatles used it. The fuzz box. Yeah, the fuzz box. And everybody used it. Yeah. Everybody. The Beatles used it.
You know, everyone did.
So, you know, there were, I mean, it was just, I talked to all the management people and the roadies.
So these guys, like, you know, like Jimmy was kicking around, right?
He was sort of, was he a prodigy or just an efficient guitar player?
Jimmy was a prodigy.
I mean, and everybody knew it.
And then he became a session player at the age of 18.
Right.
Glyn Johns gave him his first session work
because Glyn had no idea what to do with his life
and became an engineer.
Right.
Then he hired Jimmy, his boyhood pal.
Right.
All of a sudden, Jimmy is the most important guitarist on the British recording scene.
Because he's not only playing behind, he played on the early Who's records, on the Kinks records.
One of my favorite Jimmy solos is on that Joe Cocker record.
With a little help.
No, on Bye Bye Blackbird.
Bye Bye Blackbird as well.
Holy shit.
You bet.
That fucking thing.
But he also played on like Burt Bacharach sessions.
He did Goldfinger with Shirley Bassey.
I mean, you know, and John Paul was on that session as well.
John Paul, another guy, just a sort of a chameleon in terms of, you know, what he's able to do.
Glyn Johns told me when he heard that John Paul was going to be in Led Zeppelin, he knew the band would be great because he said,
this is what he said to me,
that guy is a genius musician.
He can play anything and be anyone to anybody.
And he knew it. So there was the kernel of the band.
Right.
So, well, there, but, but what, how did it,
so Jimmy was already in the Yardbirds.
He had just joined the Yardbirds.
After the session work. Yes. And that is one of the best stories in the book.birds. He had just joined the Yardbirds. After the session work.
Yes.
And that is one of the best stories in the book.
And you know where it came from?
My buddy, my dearest friend, Graham Nash.
Graham was there that night that Jimmy decided to join the Yardbirds because the Yardbirds-
He was in the Hollies, right?
He was playing with the Hollies.
Yeah.
And they were playing it at
an oxford hoity-toity ball graduation ball the hollies were and the yardbirds okay and the
yardbirds got so drunk falling down dead drunk yeah jimmy was sitting in the audience with
jeff page and jeff back yeah and said this is the greatest thing I've ever seen. I want to be part of this.
And the band fell apart that night after the show.
Yeah.
They were about to disband when Jimmy said, I'll play with you.
It'll be like two guitars, Jeff Beck and Jimmy Page with the Yardbirds, man.
They only did like one record though, right?
With the two of them?
They did one record and they also went on a Dick Clark caravan tour.
It was a nightmare because Jeff, I think Jeff Beck is the greatest guitarist of all time.
I know, but I can't listen to him that much.
Well, he's a head case, you see.
And he never showed up for gigs.
After that fell apart
and he joined with Carmine a piece
and Beck Bogart a piece,
Carmine told me,
we had this huge tour after the album came out.
Jeff did two or three dates
and decided he wasn't going to play anymore.
I like the Jeff Beck group record, Truth.
Yep.
Truth, to me,
is one of the most important albums of the 60s.
Probably, yeah.
Because it changes everything.
I like the way he plays, but I don't find myself listening to him.
Billy Gibbons told me a funny story for the ZZ Top.
Because they opened for Hendrix when Hendrix was in Texas.
And he said that he went over to the hotel where Hendrix was staying.
And Hendrix had had a full stereo console set up in his bedroom. And Billy went over to the hotel where Hendrix was staying, and Hendrix had had a full sort of stereo console set up in his bedroom.
And Billy went over there, and Hendrix was like, let's go figure out what Jeff Beck is doing.
Right, exactly.
Well, I'll tell you a great story.
It's in my book, where Terry Reid said he was sitting in a bar in the two eyes.
No, it was the Bag of Nails in the UK.
And he sees this guy.
And he said, oh, I know this guy.
I met him in the United States.
It's Jimmy.
He walks over.
And Jimmy, he said, what are you doing here, Jimmy?
He goes, I'm going to play tonight, man.
I'm going to play here.
It'll be fun.
You'll see.
All of a sudden, the doors open.
And who comes to watch this guy play?
Pete Townsend
Actually, I know that story Terry Reid told you this story. Yeah, I think you told me this story. Go ahead Paul McCartney. Yeah
Everybody is there. I mean the Clapton it
Clapton Jimmy Page Brian Jones is in the store Brian Jones is there everybody and they're all sitting in the front row
But he said Jimmy says to Terry Reid. he said, I'm going to play tonight. Oh,
no, he's on stage. And he goes, I'm going to play a little song tonight that's all dear to your
hearts. And it's now number one on the charts. And everybody's going, number one, what could it
be? What's he going to play? And then you hear wrong. And he goes into wild thing. And Terry
Reed said, we all hated that song.
We loathed it.
And all of a sudden, Jimmy turns it into the greatest rock and roll song that you've ever heard.
The song that Terry Reid told me was like he was at the bar.
Right.
And Brian Jones came up to the bar.
I think it was Brian Jones that said, I had to get out.
I was up front.
I had to leave because of the flooding.
Yeah, right.
Everyone's crying.
Yeah, yeah. All Right. Everyone's crying.
All the guitar players are crying.
Yeah, the stories in my book told from about 10 different people who were there that night. Oh, really?
Yeah.
In the Zephyr book?
In the Zephyr book, yeah.
And why do you set that up?
Because it's a touchstone.
It's a turning point of rock and roll, what's going on in the 60s.
You know, what was going on was first you
know they were all in these little bands that played skiffle and then the beatles start and
then the the yardbirds and the stones were playing blues and so it's an amalgam of everything i had
to go back to the beginning to show you what was going on in the UK so that you'd understand what was happening by the time
Jimmy puts Led Zeppelin together. So, you know, you have to go back to the beginning. I always
believe in every book I've ever written that you don't know who someone is until you know where
they come from. No, absolutely. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's why I always go back to, you know,
what are the roots? Sure, sure.
And so not only do we see the Jimi Hendrix, Terry Reid at the bar,
but also there's a scene in there that nobody's ever heard before.
And it's a night in a little dingy trap in Ealing,
which is right outside of Northern London.
Yeah.
In a bar where a guy named Elmo Lewis
has come to play. Now, Elmo Lewis is really Brian Jones. And he's playing with Paul Jones,
who is the harmonica player, but the lead singer for Manford Man. And they're playing blues. And
there's two guys standing at the bar watching this. And those two guys are Mick and Keith.
And that's the night they meet Brian Jones
really and I had five different people tell who were there that night tell me the story
huh so I thought to set this stage for Led Zeppelin you have to go back to the beginning
of all of this and that's why the book's so long but but I think the important thing about capturing
what was going on at that time where everybody was sort of like, you know, that it was active growth on everyone's part.
You bet.
Because like, you know, Terry Weeds doing his own weird kind of world music.
You know, he's like, you know, lost in this whole other zone of sort of what is a kind of rock folk weird shit.
Right.
Yeah.
And then also there's Fairport Convention, is either with richard thompson or folky but then there's also those kind of like old school belters you know like tom jones and
that that school of uh british uh frank frank ifield the same soul music british soul music
right and then you've got the the blue stalwarts uh like uh with with mayall and then the guys all
the guys that come out of mayall right you are now going full on, blowing it up with,
like Clapton when he finally got hold of that Les Paul
and did, that Beano record is like,
that's the last good Clapton record.
You bet.
And then, you know, it's everybody who came out of the Yardbirds too.
I mean, everybody, you know, Jeff Beck and Jimmy.
Right, but I see what you're getting at, you know, Jeff Beck and Jimmy. Right.
But I see what you're getting at, you know, in terms, even with Skiffle, that, you know, like, and even with Roy Harper, that there was, all this stuff was going on.
And Jimmy's like, we're going to wrangle it all together.
You bet.
And he ropes in folk music.
Yeah.
He brings in the blues.
For sure.
He brings in traditional. And he brings in shit-kicking rock and roll.
Well, then he kind of is at the forefront of riff-driven rock.
You bet. That he kind of, you know, that was, you know, like, I mean, that's pre-Sabbath, right?
Oh, pre-Sabbath.
Jimmy had a sound in his head yeah that nobody else had right
and he wanted to get that sound out and that's why it took him so long to put that band together
but when he did he controlled the sound because he it was it was in his head for years and nobody
else had this sound this is the beginning what you hear on zeppelin one is it or was it zeppelin two
i think zeppelin two really you hear it on zeppelin I is it? Or was it Zeppelin II? I think Zeppelin II, really.
You hear it on Zeppelin II.
But it's the beginning of Stadium Rock.
You know, that's it.
Yeah, but they didn't know that.
Oh, of course not.
Of course not.
But it's there.
All the kernels are there.
And, you know, if you say Led Zeppelin changed the culture, they changed the culture.
You know, they really did.
It was the end of the 60s. That ethos is gone. Peace and love is is finished. Altamont had happened and they were ready for a new sound. And, you know, the epigraph of my book is it's it's a quote from John Landau, Bruce's manager, who was a rock critic at the time. And he says, this will pass.
All this greed and avaricious loud noise will pass.
And it's a review of Led Zeppelin's first gig.
And under it, Jimmy says, fuck the 60s.
We're going to chart the new decade.
He was leaving all those guys behind.
He did not care.
He wanted a new sound. he he was going to to
spark it well they did you know and but you know it's it's interesting that it's only really five
records isn't it yes and it's like it's like any band other than the beatles it's it's any band
only has four or five great records but But they were that era of rock.
You know, they were at they invented this thing.
I mean, you know, in the sense that like it was always there.
You know, this sort of like Hank Williams, all of them.
You know, Jerry Lewis, everyone.
There were a lot of fuck ups all the time.
But with the money that Zeppelin had and how they used it know they used it and how how they showed it off and
and what they allowed themselves to get involved the decadence of it was new and here's why before
this it was always weed rock it became cocaine rock and that's what changed dope yeah and that
really changed it in a big way that's what you you know, it opened up a can of worms and then-
But it let him drink more.
It did.
It did.
I mean, that was really the thing about Coke for guys like Bonham and for people who were
boozers, is that with Coke, I mean, most people talk about Coke as being the thing that ruined
production sound in the 80s.
Right.
But I think that what Coke enabled the 70s to do
when it first came around
was you could stay up and get fucked up for longer.
And they do weirder shit.
They stayed up for weeks.
There were times Jimmy said,
oh, I haven't slept in two weeks.
Yeah.
You know.
Or he would go into the studio
and come out two days later
without having slept just to, you know, produce something.
Right.
So that's, you know. So that's what?
Zeppelin 3 and 4?
Zeppelin 3, 4, and houses.
Really?
Yep.
When did he get involved with dope?
Right after that.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
He had to come down.
He needed some sleep.
Right.
Yeah. And, and, and it was come down. He needed some sleep. Right. And, and it got, it got really dangerous because there's a scene in the book where they're about to play the silver dome
and they go to get Jimmy in his room and Jimmy is, he is gone. I mean, he is, he is practically
in a coma. They slapped him. They threw cold water on him.
They walked him around the room.
They couldn't get him up.
And, you know, he barely made it. And yet his eyes blinked open at a certain point.
He goes out and he plays the three-hour gig.
I've seen that happen with junkies.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, there were definitely shows in that time where he was so emaciated
and he looked so lean and weird and thin.
But in terms of—
And he got sloppy, too.
He was always on purpose sloppy, but you're saying he got real sloppy?
Oh, he got—there were times—
Playing-wise?
Yes, there were times he's got the double-neck guitar,
and he's chording on one neck but strumming on the other neck.
Oh, right.
And he didn't know that he
was doing it you know
that's so yeah he was
he was totally well I
mean he sort of
mastered this thing
like I when I listen
to to to page as a
guitar player it's
interesting because
there's always a weird
kind of sloppiness and
distortion to it that
that I have to assume
was intentional yes
and it's what gives
them a garage band
sound which is great.
I mean, that's what we always want out of rock and roll.
I don't know.
The records I go back to the most are Houses.
I go back to Houses of the Holy.
Houses is fabulous.
I'm a presence guy myself, to tell you the truth.
Oh, yeah.
I almost listened to that today.
I loved it because they recorded it in 12 days.
That's the way rock and roll should be made.
You know, the Beatles would go
in the studio and they would massage
everything. But
they wouldn't... How fucked up is Jimmy
on Presence, though? Oh, very, very.
Because it sounds like the production seems like
it's done in a storage container.
Am I wrong? Yeah.
He was out of it
for most of it. And then, boom,
you know, he blinks awake.
He comes down and they cut it quickly, you know, really fast.
Well, tell me a little bit about, like, you know, because throughout the book, I mean, really, you know, when you talk about Zeppelin, you know, the mastermind outside of the music was Peter Grant, right?
Yes and no.
I mean.
He was the road manager?
He was the manager right but like you know
there's just these stories like i talked to i think it was neil preston the photographer i know
yeah who took that picture from the helicopter of the zeppelin concert for peter grant who brought
it to nasa to to have them use their their technology to figure out how many people are
actually at because he was getting paid by the head. Exactly.
Right.
I fucking love that story.
Yeah.
Oh, he did that all the time.
I mean, there were, he stood by that band.
He was a manager.
You know, managers, they have a road manager,
and they let the road manager handle everything.
Yeah, like bathrooms and food and hotels.
Right, and the manager's in the office and picks up the check.
Right.
Peter Grant never left their side.
He was on every tour.
He made sure he was backstage.
Isn't that who Tony Henge is based on from Spinal Tap?
Yes, it is.
And of course, that, you know, that last concert they ever did in America built with Bill Graham.
That is Spinal Tap because Bill built all kinds of, know stone pillars and everything whoever saw that
decided you know yeah that's the way they would they would do the the spinal tap parody yeah but
peter was he's dead right peter grant he is yes and he didn't go to heaven he went somewhere else
well i mean what is the myth of the myth around him i mean did the band get along with him all
the way through they loved him they loved peter Grant. But it was Peter who really introduced the band to Coke.
And it was Peter who always had a bag, a two pound bag of Coke.
That's a lot.
Oh, yeah. But that is a modest amount for what they had on those tours.
You know, they had so much money, they didn't know what to to do with it and so a lot of it was just spent on drugs now what now how did the
band start to like what what was happening within the band in terms of
the unit like between page and plant when did when did things become strained
who was it strained between yeah well it at all again it had always been Jimmy's
band Robert was a 19 year old kid you kid, you know, when he joins.
He has no confidence whatsoever.
Was he a blues singer?
He was a blues singer, but then he got into
Haight-Ashbury type of stuff, Moby Grape,
and things like that.
It's a good band.
Yeah, really, and Love.
Yeah.
You know, really good bands.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
So Robert comes in as a total novice.
Not only does he see this guy who was an amazing studio musician, but Jimmy had a lot of wealth.
He owned a house that was on the Thames.
It was a houseboat.
He had a gorgeous American girlfriend.
He had umpteen guitars.
Robert was broke.
And so, you know, everything was, Robert had no confidence through the first two albums.
All of a sudden, Robert realizes he's bringing a lot to this band.
On three?
Yeah, exactly.
And he's got, he's starting to write.
Jimmy's starting to look to him to, you know, produce great lyrics.
And as that develops, it's the same thing that happens in every band.
They grow up
and they grow apart. You know, these guys are kids when they start. All of a sudden,
they're 29-year-old men and they've been together too long. They know everybody's foibles.
But it started with them, I would say, I guess when Jimmy got into heroin,
Robert- After houses? uh i guess when when jimmy got into heroin after houses yeah robert checked out he just checked out and then of course
when his son dies robert robert starts to blame everything on this band
really for every bed you know he was in a in a terrible car accident
with his wife where she almost died and his kids
had a broken arm and a broken leg.
Robert starts to feel that there's some bad mojo,
and he's starting to blame it on the way Jimmy behaves,
the way the pace of the band.
What about when you talk about the Crowley shit?
And the Crowley shit.
Boy.
And now we should talk about that. Okay. Because Alistair Crowley shit? And the Crowley shit. Boy. And now we should talk about that because Alistair Crowley, Jimmy starts to read Alistair Crowley's book. Was he alive at that? No, he was dead. He
was dead. And he is in one word, an occultist. Yeah, yeah. Do what thou wilt shall be the whole
of the law. Right. Got it. Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law is a wonderful thing for an 11 year old boy to hear. You know, Jimmy reads this when he's
11 and thinks this guy, this guy is saying I can do whatever I want in my life. In fact,
Jimmy had that inscribed on the run out around the second album. I don't have one of those.
Yeah. Yeah. And nobody knew what it meant, but it's from Aleister Crowley.
Yeah.
Crowley, though, was a nut job.
I mean, it was all about sex.
It was all...
It was ritualistic witchcraft.
You bet.
Like a primer on the full arc of ritualistic witchcraft.
To the extent that he said,
we could sacrifice a young boy on the altar,
which would be the ultimate.
Yeah.
Jimmy read this stuff and had to be a part of it.
So he eventually-
At 11?
He was intrigued at 11,
the same way I was intrigued with the Hardy Boys.
Sure.
You know?
Yeah.
But as he grows up,
Jimmy starts to have whips and chains in his suitcase
and handcuffs on the tours.
For the ladies?
Yeah.
And this is early with the Yardbirds.
Yeah.
You know.
Okay, so he's...
And he's reading Crowley.
The dark arts guy.
He's getting deeper into it.
When he gets some money, he buys Crowley's house.
He buys Crowley's robes.
He has Crowley's original sets of books.
He has his tarot cards.
I mean, he was really into this.
And so he was doing ritual
he was yeah he was and that that also turned robert away from him well i mean well that would
that would what i'm saying is that you know if if robert's more of a a folk-minded person a man of
the people you know and you know your your uh your bandmate is uh is opening up up the portals to the dark places.
You're right.
The mojo is going to, you're going to get paranoid of the mojo release problem.
Absolutely.
And Robert knew it was all mumbo jumbo.
Because Robert-
Until he starts to get freaked out, right?
He does.
But Robert's saving grace was he's a smart guy.
Yeah.
He was a great student. He reads incessantly.
Yeah.
And he's a thoughtful guy. And so it just didn't work. It just wasn't working.
And like the Stones, like with Keith, Jimmy always kept everybody waiting.
They never knew what was going to happen. They never knew if he was going to show up for a rehearsal.
And that pissed Robert off too. And the other two, the rhythm section, I mean,
Bonzo's doing his own trip and they deal with it. Bonzo is a 28-year-old man with the temperance of a 12-year-old. Okay.
You know, he was a man out of control.
He couldn't control himself.
He fought with his fists all the time.
He never gave anybody much.
But, you know, I told you I'd never really listened to Led Zeppelin.
Yeah.
I put those cans on and I listened to them,
and Bonzo was the heart and soul of that band.
I'm fucking on physical graffiti, too.
Yeah.
Bonzo, you listen to those drums.
They are so sharp and so in control.
That's a big record.
That was before Houses, wasn't it?
It was.
So they went through all that.
Yep.
Wow, man.
That's a record.
Yeah.
I mean, they went through four two lz4 you know four and then
and then graffiti and then houses you bet and and the live one yep pretty amazing huh yeah yeah
it's a great story i really i loved writing this well you did you wrote another bible i did and you
know it we all they gave the the riot its name, too, in L.A.
I mean, it was always called the Hyatt House before they got in there.
I see it every night.
I work at the comedy store almost every night.
I just look at that place.
Yeah.
I mean, so they changed the whole culture of that as well and the whole group he's seen.
It grew up around them.
Yeah.
Well, congratulations.
Thank you, Mark.
Thanks.
It was fun.
And now, like, I read bits and pieces. Now I got to go in. Read the whole you, Mark. Thanks. It was fun. And now like I got it, like, you know, I read bits and pieces.
Now I got to go in,
read the whole book,
man.
It's better.
It's better that I don't,
before I talked to you in the same way,
it was better for you not to,
uh,
be too into Zeppelin.
I get it.
Cause like,
I would have been just sort of like,
Oh,
tell the story.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I get it.
Thanks for talking.
It's been a pleasure.
I've loved it.
Bob Spitz.
That was good.
I hope his daughter's happy.
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